drthmik: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Hang out with Paul and chat about video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
PhoenixMelior: turns out that myself and several other members of Weebguard have OPINIONS™ on Japanese video games, JRPGs in particular
PhoenixMelior: wait what do you mean it's 3?
cheetoJack: !advice
LRRbot: The answer is always "yes"
PhoenixMelior: gee thanks LRRbot
Earthenone: !findquote yes
LRRbot: Quote #4777: "My job is to sit here and say yes to things." —Dale [2018-03-12]
PhoenixMelior: correct
cheetoJack: you know its surprisingly effectivev
TheSpindash: !findquote news
LRRbot: Quote #902: "It's traditionally good news to be considered alive." —Cameron [2015-10-17]
Metric_Furlong: good old Dale
cheetoJack: you have no idea how many times I effectively just said "Yes" to something Saturday
Metric_Furlong: was it all the times?
undecided44: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Hang out with Paul and chat about video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
PhoenixMelior: when you consistently roll over 20 on your deception checks
cheetoJack: yes, but I mean specifically for things I _wasn't_ prepared for
cheetoJack: internally I was like "lrrEFF just roll some dice and figure it out"
PhoenixMelior: what the hell weren't you prepared for?
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
mtvcdm: Hello
TXC2: hi mtvcdm
Theycallmejokke: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Hang out with Paul and chat about video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (18s ago).
Earthenone: http://www.strawpoll.me/16697063 if anyone is interested in voting on an off brand obfuscated poll
PhoenixMelior: ooh, off brand you say
PhoenixMelior: I'm 100% about the all trap deck
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PhoenixMelior: I played Warriors, Spellcasters, or Mill/Control
Theycallmejokke: Well it's the internet so cats get my vote
Dared00: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Hang out with Paul and chat about video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Dared00: oooh, Chillpoint this week
Metric_Furlong: yes Earthenone, yes
GapFiller: !picnic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
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PhoenixMelior: I can't wait to start making chat more obfuscated strawpolls in the future
PhoenixMelior: when I'll need help picking games to play and anime to watch
Metric_Furlong: yay
TXC2: CONTACT!
Theycallmejokke: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GapFiller: WE ARE LIVE
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
NimrodXIV: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
AmoriLinguae: lrrSIGNAL
ThorSokar: lrrHORN panicBasket lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR panicBasket lrrHORN
Metric_Furlong: may as well put this out one last time https://strawpoll.com/r9s72c7h
Meyari: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: Chillpoint today
drthmik: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
PhoenixMelior: in case anyone missed that bulletin
drthmik: lrrCREEPL lrrSIGNAL lrrCREEPR
Theycallmejokke: Test: lrrGOAT
thegreatwyrdling: I LIKE TRAINS
PhoenixMelior: Theycallmejokke how did you do that
PhoenixMelior: you have no arrow
TXC2: I see your goat Theycallmejokke
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior also note that since you have 2 Furlong Points™ I am obligated to make to to two polls on your behalf, if requested :p
GapFiller: lrrGOAT
Theycallmejokke: No idea! That was why I had to test it???
Theycallmejokke: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Serifina: @Metric_Furlong How does one acquire these strange points?
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GapFiller: special magic that
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong wait, Furlong Points entitle you to polls?! Amazing
Theycallmejokke: Yep
TXC2: Theycallmejokke refresh your browser, then try again please
Lyrathemighty: so who's doing today's chill point? Just Paul and creepy doll?
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior polls and/or high-fives
Rhynerd: A friend playing WW3 on one device, and LRR on the other.
Serifina: (Also hi again people)
PhoenixMelior: hey Serifina
TXC2: hello Serifina
Metric_Furlong: hello again Serifina
nightwingmisthawk: It’s a @serifina!
Serifina: :D
PhoenixMelior: Furlong Points are acquired by correctly guessing what Metric has obfuscated
hieroglyphica: hi serifina
Theycallmejokke: Refreashed, aaand lrrGOAT
tehcrashxor: ChillPoint? No show today?
Theycallmejokke: Weeeird
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TXC2: Theycallmejokke spooky
PhoenixMelior: chillpoint IS the show
TXC2: Theycallmejokke have you been subed before?
WNivek: This is a sick tune, here. I'm clearly behind on Big Giant Circles tracks.
LordChrusher: cheer100
Dared00: @tehcrashxor people are leaving for Australia
MadWaltz: I am ready for some finely chilled points
hippitybobbity: ah, Just Chattin'
PhoenixMelior: OH GOD
Orgmastron: Just in time!
Serifina: @tehcrashxor People are preparing to leave for PAX Aus, so yeah, just a Chillpoint
PhoenixMelior: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (17d, 20:54 from now)
PhoenixMelior: IT'S SO SOON
Metric_Furlong: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Nightvalien28: PANIC
TXC2: PhoenixMelior some might say TOO soon
hippitybobbity: welcome to Just Chattin, with Brenda thwIIP
PhoenixMelior: TODAY
Metric_Furlong: how is this poll still tied?
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Jadenim: Chill message for Chill point :-)
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TXC2: Here we GO!
senshi5609: O__o it's SO CLOSE
PhoenixMelior: Hodor!
Metric_Furlong: The PH Balance!
GapFiller: Hi Hodor!
Theycallmejokke: @TXC2 Yeah different chat member have gifte them to me every now and again
emberBecky: hi! o/
Earthenone: hodor hype
Serifina: Hi Paul, Hi Hodor! :D
Orgmastron: Hodor! lrrHEART
monsieur_squirrel: oh hey
Gekyouryuu: I got no twitch alert
FeaturingMe: Theycallmejokke is the lrrSPOOP of Twitchsubs past?
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TheWarbo: these points are so chill
tehcrashxor: Yay! It's Tech and also Tech!
GapFiller: good evening Paul x Hodor
e_bloc: lunarj1Heart
silverstar216: greet
BlueMechanic: This is a less common host combination and I am here for it
TXC2: YES the PH balance
Fruan: Are the Starks on a plane?
Riandisa: Yay tech & chill
hieroglyphica: Good evening folks!
e_bloc: cheer100 mug for Heather or riot
Frankenfruity: Oh hello chillpoint... where is erybody?
mtvcdm: Heather gets to have Paul's mug
Serifina: What happened to the mug that Professor Pigglesworth lived in?
PhoenixMelior: Theycallmejokke you haxman. I'd love to be rid of this arrow
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hieroglyphica: Hodor deserves her own special mug
vokayregrebniew: hello
TheWarbo: If we like watching Heather and Paul does that make us an HP fandom?
Rhynerd: So, but a checkpoint™ mug today!
Theycallmejokke: @FeaturingMe I can live with that explaination lrrAWESOME
Alness49: Paul, take a memo, place an order for at least one more Checkpoint Mug for the office
PhoenixMelior: Paul and Hodor, or Pleather
e_bloc: the tea-team
NathanJay_GA: Oh, hi there :)
FeaturingMe: Theycallmejokke: stop haunting yourself :o
Theycallmejokke: Never! ;P
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TXC2: PhoenixMelior n...no
PhoenixMelior: but it works so well!
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WNivek: pride500 Here; have a few bits.
SursaiKosecksi: Chilling my points with PJTips and burnt ends. NomNom
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snake12341: and onto my next child I guess, been here 10 months and hopefully here for 10 more!
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Dared00: When you're subbed, the "Subscribe" button says "Gift a Sub"
DarkNacht: Is Paul suggesting we stop subbing after 9 months?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: There have been many debates on the Dwarf Fortress forum about whether Urist is pronounced Uhr-ist, Ooo-rist, or otherwise.
WeiseDrachenJaeger: If I recall correctly, it translates as Dagger.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: Chat! I didn't sleep that much last night! and I just had a lot of coffee! weeeeeeeeeee
e_bloc: subteplets
FeaturingMe: Not all aliens are born immediately :O
Erudite_Cynic: and a gaping hole in your chest
Serifina: Alien Sub Babies tend to be deadly. :D
TheWooglie: Doesn't the first oen kill you?
RayFK: Because. Hodor. That sounds like hell.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: What about a goblin shark sub baby, those are every 5 years
FeaturingMe: So Planetist
SpacePotato01: or like 30 sub-xenomorphs per month
Theycallmejokke: Through you ripcage as far as I know
TXC2: I think giving birth every month would be bad
PhoenixMelior: CarsmushPromthenSpupplins wow it took me a while to remember your name
4dSwissCheese: This is all vaguely terrifying
Theycallmejokke: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
delta__vee: wait so an alien month is 1/9th of a normal month unarmeHmm
AmoriLinguae: How do you do the codefall command again?
kat2kool: Pls no, I have so many sub babies already, I'm so sub broke
Erudite_Cynic: and ben
hieroglyphica: @carsmushpromthenspupplins I just perfected my home cold brew recipe, and made a big, concentrated cup. i feel you man
manfred909: 3 more days
mtvcdm: This is the increasingly-common Checkpoint episode featuring someone not in the Checkpoint intro graphics.
vokayregrebniew: is this still going up onlline
FeaturingMe: Awww, I missed the first part :o
FITorion: oh good I didn't miss chill point
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Points [✓]
jdarr5000: So Next week BeeJ / Ian point !?
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: chillaxpoint
Fruan: So it's Checkpoint without the fake news show conceit.
Laurence72: All the news that's fit to chuckle at!
TXC2: vokayregrebniew the whole thing yes, but not like 5 min video
Dared00: @jdarr5000 Beej is in Australia as well
shrengar: we're making it happen?
FeaturingMe: The first part of Checkpoint you don't need to watch anyway, someone keeps uploading it to Youtube :o
Simonark: Just because John Oliver is off that week doesn't mean the news has stopped. Your journalistic gaze is unrelenting. Gotcha!
jdarr5000: hmm then its time for Ian point !
TXC2: the Order is Autobiographical Kappa
GapFiller: on that note Dear Dr LRR: why doesnt the pre show ever make the vod?
tenthtechpriest: isometric
Theycallmejokke: We have to go deeper! Yikes :D
Orgmastron: But why?
Frankenfruity: I don't think it's actually gwent... it seemed a similar but different card game
FeaturingMe: Game in a game in a game... yep, they definitely Gwent there
GapFiller: Gwent was one of the last 18gac's iirc
Erudite_Cynic: is this like caravan in New Vegas?
manfred909: A Whitcher 3 mod made all the combat Gwent
TXC2: Erudite_Cynic if caravan was magic yes
OrionPax21: Shandalar 2!
Frankenfruity: Unless Gwent has changed significantly
GapFiller: the PuzzleQuest route
WeiseDrachenJaeger: That sounds like what they did with Soulcalibur in SC3 - there was a campaign with a full RTS mode.
DarkNacht: Didn't they do that with MTG in the late 90s?
Frankenfruity: since I played it last
FeaturingMe: An actual Storymode
Erudite_Cynic: @TXC2 Caravan isn't magic? i need to uninstall some mods
angryoptimist: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:28:51. lrrSPOT
virre_: The MTG RTS was horrible though
OrionPax21: @DarkNacht Kinda. That game is known as Shandalar now.
Serifina: If only I had *any* interest in Witcher at all... or Gwent... or.... yeah.
angryoptimist: Neat, I'm in before too much time has passed.
BasilHunter: Magic Duels Story Mode
rf232: so microposes shandalar?
Frankenfruity: I would totally play that
PandasAndPancakes: gwent is so different from the version in The Witcher 3 that I've lost interest.
WeiseDrachenJaeger: I keep finding myself reminded of that... I think I need to break out my PS2 and play some SC3.
DarkNacht: @OrionPax21 Yeah that
TXC2: magic Dules had a story mode, it was not good
FeaturingMe: Maybe there's a review in Time magazine? Then Time will tell
virre_: There is also a rts with magic monsters and some cards but not
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: <3 hodor
Serifina: For the record, Hodor is significantly quieter than Paul.
angryoptimist: There was a MtG RTS? Even if it's terrible, I kinda want to track that down...
kat2kool: It could involve a pretty shape. Maybe with five points
FeaturingMe: no Donk-Donk no buy
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Kronopticon: If only games had a rating so you could tell if they are even games or interactive cinematic experiences.
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angryoptimist: @FeaturingMe More Rhythm Heaven in Smash, you Cowards!
Erudite_Cynic: the Nose KNows
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sir_jack_DB: so you can pick your nosse
DarkNacht: Inclusive
FeaturingMe: Why did they put it in? Nobody nose
frnknstn: Different noses, different fingers? GOTY
Alness49: The nose game is the top pick!
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
MadWaltz: You must pick a nose to nose-pick
kat2kool: Oooh representation@
PhoenixMelior: oh right, I forgot about WarioWare...
Laurence72: Bonus Boss -- Elephant Man?
mtvcdm: WarioWare has continuity?!
NickTheDM: I mean the nose picking game is pretty iconic for them
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MadWaltz: Expanding that rich WarioWare lore
Kronopticon: WarioWare is just one of those games that potentially the designers care about the game significantly more than the players
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jawz77: This was the first stream I subbed too many moons ago happy to be back supporting lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW cheer150
drthmik: I played a WarioWare once roo4 It wasn't Wario Land rooCry so I hated it
mtvcdm: WarioWare: Watch & Play, but faster
iammorthos: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:36.
PhoenixMelior: I can put DVDs in my console
Kronopticon: Im sure cans of worms are part of some game in warioware
LordZarano: The original GBA game is still my favourite, I played SO MUCH of that
AmoriLinguae: !codefall
LRRbot: If you want to post game codes into chat, we welcome them. We would, however, suggest that you replace key points in the code with #s to avoid codebot snipers (and let us know what they should be). Another option would be to enter them into the Pump19 bot: https://pump19.eu/codefall Good luck and prepare for CodeFall!
ecjones1975: Parker Brothers owns Life
Laurence72: Did you just lose... THE GAME??
frozenphoenix7: Life IS a game. The graphics are great, but the gameplay and story sucks.
jadedcynic: SO MUCH GRIND :(
Arikell: respawn rate is terrible
richard_ermen: Well..there is "The Game of Life"..sooo
SpacePotato01: RL is really pay to win though
FeaturingMe: Lately I've been running into a bug where all my money keeps disappearing
SuperSugarSloth: I want a cheat code for infinite money plz
Rockario: It would explain some of Twitch chat
Alness49: Anyone know how to add friends in LIFE?
angryoptimist: Ah, man--WebTV was back before I had a computer, and I wanted it *so bad*--but, in retrospect, I'm glad I never got it.
devil_dan: Life is terribly pay to win.
GrandLlamaQ: Anyone know how to quit in the middle of a match without incurring a penalty?
Psychic_Ketchup: The time management system of Life is terrible
Probevoyages: Life is good but some of the community can be toxic
Ragnarok2kx: The Final Boss of the internet is pretty insane
A_Catastrophic_Success: I beat the Internet once, the end guy was hard
Laurence72: @GrandLlamaQ Well, since it is pay to win, you just need a ton of cash
jadedcynic: @Alness49 vOv I find it seems to happen whether you want it or not. UI is horrible
mtvcdm: Or even just hanging out
AmoriLinguae: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | Overwatch (Only works in some countries) (Humble Bundle) https://pump19.eu/codefall/1304870286
Rathalok: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
LordZarano: devil_dan: but all the currency can be earned in-game
4dSwissCheese: Yeah - hanging out is good
PhoenixMelior: Watching? Who's watching?
FeaturingMe: We're all one big botnet
TehAmelie: is a show a show if it's shown to no one?
Herbert_Erpaderp: Beep boop
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: i just hang out and have been generously gifted subs lrrHEART
Rockario: @Ragnarok2kx That's the twist where it turns out the Internet was the enemy the whole time, right? lrrBEEJ
Questhere: no one here but us bots
Jadenim: I’m watching *waves*
PhoenixMelior: geez, that's 14 or 15 hour days
TXC2: I wasn't watching, I just had to power cycle my internet :P
PhoenixMelior: EVERY day
FeaturingMe: The timing could not be worse
jadedcynic: Beep-boop; check out these russian nudes in your area! (and let me see your CC# )
Serifina: As Graham said last week, they need to learn to read the goddamn room.
notthepenguins: It's because that horrible crunch is fully normative there
CrazyZonie: The Know has a great story on the Rockstar issue, and yes, employees have complained about mandatory overtime
notthepenguins: It didn't even trigger as unusual to the spekaer
FeaturingMe: We worked TWO HUNDRED hours per week
TXC2: if overtime is mandatory, it's not overtime
notthepenguins: even their "walking it back" was gross
Kronopticon: If they worked 100 hour weeks, every single day of those weeks with no days off they would only get 9 hours outside of work.
e_bloc: I'm in the middle of at least a ten-hour week, so I can empathize
Dared00: My favourite part was when Rockstar Lincoln had to issue a statement that their overtime was obviously optional, it's just that their employees weren't clearly aware of that
Lysander_Gustav: Were they trying to sell it as an "Artisinally" produced game?
JustAConspiracy: Whiners. Gotta work a full 167 hour weeks (the last hour is bathroom breaks)
PhoenixMelior: well, overtime is mandatory if you get paid for it
frnknstn: The lead designers overworking themselves kind of explains the design of GTA V
blankslatearts: Hey Guys, thought I would swing in.
notthepenguins: like the QA studio in the UK was like "Oh the overtime is no longer mandatory, you only have to do it if you want to be better considered for promotion~"
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 If overtime is mandatory, it's still overtime per FTC rules.
RayFK: lol nine hours of sleep a night
RayFK: ha
RayFK: haha
RayFK: *cries*
JustAConspiracy: @RayFK exactly.
nightwingmisthawk: 14 hour days is not something I like...
Probevoyages: more like nein hours
TXC2 hugs RayFK
Mowdownjoe: Even if you do 8 hours, that leaves a half hour for food. Each week.
notthepenguins: Suspiciously, none of what the current employees are saying matches up with the ex-employees
FeaturingMe: During that kind of crunch, you're lucky if you even get home to sleep...
Serifina: Like, they need to drop being hyper-realistic in the games and learn to have actually reasonable hours.
thegreatwyrdling: I'm unemployed and I have been since February!
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: or ANY company
e_bloc: @Mowdownjoe eat while you work
notthepenguins: Hmm... I wonder what that means...
Nightvalien28: rockstar can huff a rotten cheese wheel
CrazyZonie: GlassDoor's page for Rockstar is VERY TELLING...
notthepenguins: They've "lifted" it
FeaturingMe: the wording of that was very specific, and not good
ThorSokar: Yea, that's how you find the snitches, say they can talk about it, then you can can them
Serifina: I don't remember the last time I ever bot a Rockstar game, if ever, and I'm sure as hell not going to now.
notthepenguins: ^
Kronopticon: If theyre doing 5 day weeks and having weekends off, 100 hour weeks give them 4 hours inbetween shifts. on average
FeaturingMe: 'if you don't like the current narrative, you can talk'
notthepenguins: or just "not rehire" them
jadedcynic: Yeah, @RayFK heh. I don't think I've slept more than maybe six hours a night unless I was sick and bedridden for....wow, twenty years now?
Kronopticon: unless theyre literally not sleeping for a good number of days
Laurence72: Man, I get worn out mentally on something after 4 or 5 hours even if I love it, I can't imagine doing triple that, my quality of work would be so crappy
PhoenixMelior: the last Rockstar game I bought was LA Noire, and I have no desire to ever buy one again
e_bloc: MTG personality Patrick Sullivan (who works at a gaming company) said one of his previous gaming companies had "non-mandatory" crunch that was 100% mandatory and everyone got laid off afterwards anyway
emberBecky: yeh 'say what you want' feels like a dare in this context
heyheyitssteve: Everywhere I’ve worked has had a “social media policy” in the staff handbook. Usually it’s “don’t talk smack about your employer on social media”
Akaiatana: "Heathers gonna Hate" - Rockstar supervisor
Herbert_Erpaderp: How can you get good work out of someone that's exhausted? bleh.
FeaturingMe: Kronopticon: during crunch, you work weekends
CrazyZonie: @Serifina I'd like to boycott them, but I've not bought any of their games. Being broke has it's perks
notthepenguins: You don't, Herbert_Erpaderp
jawz77: Yeh it just seems like just a generic comment that because of telltale people overreacted to it
Rockario: This is why those kind of complaints need to be supported by everyone
SuperSugarSloth: We won't fire you but we may be disappointed.
Nightvalien28: PRAISE HEATHER
Herbert_Erpaderp: @notthepenguins Definitely.
Serifina: @CrazyZonie I honestly cannot recall ever buying one of their games.
e_bloc: neither will the 500 people in chat
EscherichiaCole: story checks out
FlyingUltraCar: that's a highlight
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: PRAISE HEATHER
notthepenguins: Studies show that after about 60 hour weeks in programming, additional hours actually reduce net productivity
AntiCrepuscular: Hodor's House of Lies is the best show on Twitch! ;)
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Martizz1e: the 100 hours would only be during crunch
notthepenguins: Because you make mistakes someone needs to fix
Akaiatana: Paul is a fair-Heather friend
nightwingmisthawk: We love the Heather!
hieroglyphica: PRAISE BE TO THE HODOR
red_shoes_jeff: P R A I S E H O D O R
AntiCrepuscular: Kite pls :D
FeaturingMe: Paul, you can't show how you're lying while speaking only truth
Alness49: Yeah, this "free reign" doesn't ring true given how there have been devs fired recently for twitter "backlash"
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: @Akaiatana ..... I APPROVE
Dared00: Heather's House of Truth and Only Truth
CrazyZonie: #HeaterNeedsAPayRaise!
frnknstn: @Akaiatana lol
Laurence72: Be careful Heather, Paul might get some of his clones and team up on you!
mtvcdm: A fair-Heather friend? Woooooow.
Serifina: #Unionize.
notthepenguins: Martizz1e, ex-employees have been saying pretty consistently that Rockstar has been "in crunch" for multiple years
notthepenguins: since GTAV release at least
Kronopticon: Maybe theyre just "working" 100 hour weeks. Like theyve got hammocks in the office and they just sleep there quite a lot but theyre still technically "working"
angryoptimist: Unions. They need unions.
EnvoyOfGoats: #Unionize indeed
mtvcdm: Heather has clones too. How do you think all that work gets done?
notthepenguins: That's a big part of it, Kronopticon
CrazyZonie: @mtvcdm 100 hour crunch weeks?
notthepenguins: What do you think happens when your boss stays late
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notthepenguins: You don't want to leave early because you'll look bad
angryoptimist: They also need onions. Unions and onions.
TXC2: damn right #Unionize
mtvcdm: Outside the Moonbase right now, the extra Pauls and the extra Heathers are having a scrap.
Crad0k: i'm pretty sure i've said this before, but this is a direct result of the right's war on unions
TehAmelie: it's always worth pointing out, given the videogame business is the most prosperous field of media "in history" it's ridiculous its workers are wearing themselves out before 30 without making any remarkable money
Nightvalien28: its the passion excuse
Serifina: Overtime is a thing that happens. Nobody is upset about that. It's massive, planned crunch that needs to get in the damn sea.
Herbert_Erpaderp: Where my mother works overtime is considered a "donation"
Laurence72: Crazy idea -- schedule more time to produce a game
GapFiller: Who would win inna fight between an army of Pauls and an army of Hodors?
Kronopticon: Unpaid overtime isnt overtime....its voluntary slave labour
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun The unpaid overtime may be illegal due to FTC rules
foxdie5042: I believe that only some departments had the social media policy lifted.
FeaturingMe: Open up a new crate of peasants
jadedcynic: exactly, cramming for finals
e_bloc: one might argue that crunch is supposed to be a thing that doesn't happen
Crad0k: crunch is supposed ot be worst case scenario
ThorSokar: 60 hour weeks minimum, everyone is labeled an engineer so they never have to pay overtime
notthepenguins: The unpaid overtime isn't generally illegal, CrazyZonie
jawz77: Would different departments have to unionise differently though becasue a team can be so diverse
TXC2: if you HAVE to crunch a game, management fucked up hard
notthepenguins: Because they're salaried
notthepenguins: Exactly so they can get away with it
Akaiatana: Crunching all year is called Bruxism
Laurence72: I mean, Star Citizen has been in production how long? And still raking in cash? So it seems that delays are not lethal to a game
mtvcdm: When it's crunch all year long, it's just toil.
e_bloc: if you're salaried you don't have to get paid overtime
thegreatwyrdling: lrrBeej
thegreatwyrdling: lrrBEEJ
aiamethyst: depends on the state laws
Crad0k: if you have to crunch, it means that everyone responsible for project managing should be put in a pit
CrazyZonie: @notthepenguins it is if you're not-exempt status (hourly) but exempt (sallaried) folks don't get it
e_bloc: the employees should gather together in some fashion and demand certain rights
Serifina: Rule number one: Allow your goddamn employees to Unionize.
jadedcynic: back when I was in Uni, I saw certain programs (Eng, e.g) that drove their students into burnout...hopefully that's been addressed
notthepenguins: yeah, but the industry salaries everyone so they can do that
WeiseDrachenJaeger: @e_bloc Depends on where you're at. Here in BC, being salaried doesn't make you exempt from overtime, but working in the "High Tech" industry does.
notthepenguins: or "Salaries" them
Crad0k: also, there's 100% crashes coming in the gaming and film industires
CrazyZonie: @notthepenguins I know because I looked it up AND had to deal with it several times in the company I work for.
ThorSokar: In a lot of cases they have people on salary, so it's actually unpaid, that's what the whole labeling everyone as an engineer thing is about
FeaturingMe: Don't hold your breath
AmoriLinguae: also as someone who's done a bunch of work in theatre where crunch can happen, my projects have been specifically designed to avoid "crunch"
notthepenguins: saying someone is salaried and docking pay when they have to take time off is a common disgusting accounting practice
Lord_Hosk: Most states say that if you are on salary you arent entitled to overtime pay. some have rules about how many hours a salaried employee can work before they are required overtime.
notthepenguins: despite that being super illegal
e_bloc: @WeiseDrachenJaeger fair point, I know it is dependent on local laws. some of my wife's salaried jobs she got certain amounts of PTO for working overtime, others she gets nothing
FeaturingMe: Go the bus to sleep
RayFK: Yeah, my boss is trying to shoo me out today for working this weekend :P
Kronopticon: Who wouldve possibly thought that demand for products and services would cause companies to cut corners or demand more from their employees whilst getting paid no better
e_bloc: the next story is this will be a 100-hour-long "chillpoint"
FeaturingMe: It's terrible in videogames for lack of union
TehAmelie: it's a anti-union culture problem
Lord_Hosk: You did that bad Rayfk Kappa
TXC2: techbros were a mistake
CrazyZonie: @RayFK I've been told I couldn't log on and work weekends, either.
manfred909: just leave it to the new guy Jeej
Kronopticon: Capitalism. It is the badness.
notthepenguins: this long precedes techbros TXC2
Rockario: There's also: "You all should go home, don't overwork yourselves" followed by "Why aren't you getting all of your work done?"
RayFK: Lord_Hosk Fair
notthepenguins: conditions are actually better than they used to be!
Lord_Hosk: Also Amazing work helping to raise all that money for the big brothers and big sisters
TXC2: notthepenguins oh indeed
e_bloc: @notthepenguins while true, they could still be a mistake!
notthepenguins: Used to be you'd just get 2/3 of your employees laid off after every release
RayFK: Lord_Hosk <3
notthepenguins: Oh they definitely are a mistake heh
jadedcynic: Yes, please keep talking about how you HOPE this will change...don't talk to your elected politicians about legislating labour laws to COVER the Tech Industry (or recind the bought-and-paid laws that make the Tech Sector an EXCEPTION to all the labour laws we DO have, and people fought and died to bring about)
Theycallmejokke: Share the interesting
Crad0k: oh, and jesus, if you think working practices in the west are awful, they're borderline fun compared to how it is in japan
jadedcynic: ^^^
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CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun You think this is fun, you should check out translations of English, US, and Canadian firm names and trademarks into other languages. (HINT: Coca-cola in chinese)
Phosphatide: japanese is full of the passive voice, so you can’t just pick and choose
TXC2: working yourself to near death is basically the new seppuku in Japan
Akaiatana: @LRR English translated to Japanese can often end up Comic-Sans
Bradway1: One of my fravorite memories from helping out our old Localization Team was having to constantly explain fart jokes in our games
Kronopticon: Localisation experts are so vital in this regard.
MadWaltz: English is sometimes used to sound fancy
Kronopticon: @Bradway1 Fart jokes are very crucial.
notthepenguins: when you have a word for "death by overwork" it's very telling yeah
Rockario: I'm amazed how many menu options in Japanese games might be in english
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frnknstn: The woman who translated the Asterix comics to English passed away recently.
Bradway1: Best part was, because I was the Telltale Guardian of the Galaxy game, the line was Drax not understanding the joke.
Bradway1: It was*
chronoscrow: Yeah, I've done that work before. Giant pain and YES you must get approval from someone else literate in that language.
Kronopticon: The world is a complicated place to talk to. Its just weird how all the aliens that visit seem to speak English
PhoenixMelior: wait are people still playing GTA V?
IAmRileyPM: Nailed it Paul, thank you :)
angryoptimist: You've got a decent Dalek, Paul
Crad0k: ugh, fuck GTAO
LordZarano: Kronopticon: except in anime
TXC2: PhoenixMelior yes, I played only this year....'cause I got it only this year
chronoscrow: Also, designing logos for global brands, that gets dicey sometimes. Some countries require all text to be in native language. So file management and translation combined.
mtvcdm: Far as I hear GTAO is just all hackers all the time, and the legit players have all left.
Dared00: GTA V is still on the top sellers lists in the UK, this is ridiculous
Kronopticon: @LordZarano Anime doesnt count though. Anything can happen in anime
PhoenixMelior: right, I remember this story
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun People still play minecraft (me too) and Skyrim, so why not GTA V/
Theycallmejokke: Death by money
jadedcynic: bait-and-switch
Crad0k: TXC2 ooh, me too
jadedcynic: that is the EPITOME of trolling (for better AND for worse)
LordShadner: also the money gun
PhoenixMelior: I just don't think of GTA V as a game with a lot of replayability
IAmRileyPM: Thats so much work to annoy ONE PERSON
jadedcynic: ^^^
Serifina: I try not to think about Rockstar games at all. >.>
Crad0k: it's not secret, it floats above your head
jadedcynic: but that's the point; it's almost like ART
FeaturingMe: Brilliant
angryoptimist: I'm beginning to think that Rockstar just isn't very good at netcode.
aClonedPickle: PhoenixMelior: GTAO has a zillion ways to grind and they're all boring
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: @iammorthos for some people its all they want in life. its the only thing that matters.
angryoptimist: Or maybe security, specifically.
heyheyitssteve: I played GTAO once. Literally, once. Signed in as a lvl 1 newbie, kept getting griefed by the same 2-3 lvl 150 players. So, done.
mtvcdm: Isn't it just?
TXC2: PhoenixMelior theres some choices on the heist missions, but it comes up like 3 times
Jorge4hg: Ameanzing
Kronopticon: Phantom Trolling?
Theycallmejokke: Woaw
Kronopticon: A Troll Poltergeist?
Kronopticon: Trolltergeist?
Akaiatana: LoadingFreddyRun
IAmRileyPM: WOW. I am borderline impressed with the idea of hating a stranger that much for no reason
PhoenixMelior: A Trolltergeist if you will
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: A trolltergeist?
angryoptimist: lrrWOW Rockstar
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Dangit
Kronopticon: @PhoenixMelior lrrHEART
Crad0k: PhoenixMelior there's not much *anything* in GTAV, because it was all gutted for online
PhoenixMelior: Kronopticon lrrAWESOME
mtvcdm: Don't worry, 100-hour crunch weeks will fix that right up!
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Serifina: Almost like Rockstar isn't actually very good at making things. >.>
ThorSokar: "Always on-line exieriance"
IAmRileyPM: Rockstar is having a tough year, lol
Theycallmejokke: No it won't ;P
aClonedPickle: their profits aren't
jadedcynic: wait, Mattel still exists, and they still have their Intellivision IP active?!?
PhoenixMelior: wait I'm sorry, which company is this?
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e_bloc: well when it fails they see that hindsight in 2020
killing_thyme: there are too many consoles already
Lord_Hosk: OVER 20!
Bradway1: Hmmm...
chronoscrow: Consider me doubtful.
Dared00: TWENTY games!
Nightvalien28: I heard that before
DarkNacht: Is it for young children?
IAmRileyPM: SO MANY
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: @IAmRileyPM its a power trip. They don't care who the person is. The troll's goal is to get a reaction that shows the troll had some sort of power
ThorSokar: So, which company is actually wearing the shattered husk of Intelivision this time?
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Bradway1: Where are you making your money then?
Jorge4hg: wack a interllevision
chronoscrow: That's a lot of original content.
Nightvalien28: I recall the ouya
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Every game that was on the original Intellivision console
jadedcynic: @PhoenixMelior "Intellivision" - the console put out by Mattel back in the 80
aClonedPickle: yay voting
frnknstn: That sounds like that Android-pased indie console
PandasAndPancakes: Sorry, I just got here. Is this the Ouya mark 2? Kappa
Alness49: Plot Twist: It's an Ouya!
mtvcdm: 90% Steam asset flips calling it
Serifina: Who's the target audience for this thing? Old people who know nothing about actual game consoles?
jadedcynic: Official Dungeons & Dragons :D
Jorge4hg: Ouya 2
angryoptimist: Toe to tip, that's a flop in the making.
jadedcynic: (which was an graphical version of 'hunt the wumpus')
PigmyWurm: they still exist?
Theycallmejokke: Ouya2: Consul Boogalu
IAmRileyPM: OH NO
emberBecky: huh...
TXC2: I keep hearing this as IN tellevision
BasilHunter: I played Bowling on the intellivision
AGiantRoach: Isn't that just the Wii?
IAmRileyPM: Thats not what you aim for!!!
r10pez10: hey kid, this is the one you wanted right?!
MadWaltz: That statement perplexes me
Akaiatana: The console should be called SuperVision
Serifina: Except... parents... today... are people who actually grew up with games and consoles!
Psychic_Ketchup: Ouya. Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Lord_Hosk: So its a console that they will be selling at grocery stores on the end caps
jadedcynic: okay, Mattel DOES still exist...
Earthenone: so, religious games and learning games?
kat2kool: U m
PandasAndPancakes: Leon Carvello's Putting Challenge, anyone? Kappa
angryoptimist: Isn't this roughly in the DS price range?
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun As a parent, Hopefully most of us have played enough games to avoid this shite.
Serifina: They know better than to buy this bullshit
FeaturingMe: Parents aged 18-97
EveningStarComposition: This is a console for confused grandmothers
FeaturingMe: to be specific
TXC2: aren't most parrents from the 80's now?
Lunareclipse123: Buy our new console! For Parents who just LOVE to disappoint their kids!
j0xer: i played video games w/ my mom back in the 80's, she is the original gamer in our family
CrazyZonie: @EveningStarComposition Yeup
angryoptimist: Couldn't parents, like, buy their kid some form of DS and get their kids actual games?
senshi5609: kinda like the Atari Jaguar
PhoenixMelior: yes
IAmRileyPM: This is how we got the Atari Jaguar!
e_bloc: it's the Jitterbug of Consoles
FeaturingMe: that's a lie
Serifina: Literally every parent of young children I know of has *AT LEAST* one console! Usually more!
Jorge4hg: Umm noo?
Penthesilea180: Plenty of parents buy video game consoles for themselves.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: nope.
frnknstn: The Intellivision was Mattel's competitor to the Atari in 1979.
jadedcynic: wait, Mattel WON the corporate buy-out wars of the yuppie generation - they own Fisher-Price, e.g.
Probevoyages: The console parents will want to buy without being asked? Like, plug and play 300-in-1 stuff?
Alness49: You know, even if I was buying a console for someone who didn't know consoles... I'd still buy them a Nintendo
r10pez10: uhhhh
RatekStormcrow: WAT ?
arcana_capulus: for parents who dont want a console
GapFiller: yeh 'Hardcore Gamers' is just a Red Flag right there
cuzigotprime: sounds like an investor pitch
IAmRileyPM: BULLLLLLLLLLLL SHIIIIIIRT
WrightJustice: complexity of controllers?
Earthenone: expense yes, the rest, not so much
heyheyitssteve: The quote comes from the original Intellivision marketing campaign...
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Complexity of controllers???
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: this sounds EXACTLY like the Ouya pitch.
Pteraspidomorphi: I disagree with these things
Theycallmejokke: Have these people never heard of Nintendo???
GrandLlamaQ: A game console for non-gamers? HOW?!
FeaturingMe: oh no, this is the one-button controller all over again isn't it
senshi5609: @iamrileypm you got one too as a kid?
Weagle: To be clear: *I* had parents buying consoles, and I'm now 24
Jorge4hg: pinball 3d
AGiantRoach: My mom is super into Animal Crossing Pocket Camp and Pokemon Go. I don't see her wanting this
e_bloc: so you want to be nintendo
notthepenguins: did someone just dig up a 15 year old pitch
AshBurnem: You mean, the Switch?
ThorSokar: so, they are completely disconnected from reality, good to know
Invitare: Nintendo already did it
PandasAndPancakes: Ah yes, I too long for the days of ease of access, like $4000 dollar consoles and coding knowhow to turn the dang thing on
notthepenguins: and decide to make it?
loglab: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:53.
Serifina: These people are absolutely clueless.
mtvcdm: There's a 'My Life As' arcade machine for $40 at Walmart. It has like 99 8-bit games on it and you can play them. They are all TERRIBLE.
Dared00: By 2020, PS4 and XOne will be $199
ExitPursuedByABear: jitterbug the console
Penthesilea180: So...crappy Switch?
Lord_Hosk: These are really old executives who are very very out of touch... this is how my MOM talks about playing games with my kids
IAmRileyPM: @senshi5609 lol no, thank god, but my buddy did!
kat2kool: Hard core gamers? So it comes with free two day shipping?
Serifina: Literally Everyone Plays Games now.
killing_thyme: 7 years olds figure consoles out
Serifina: EVERYONE.
GrandLlamaQ: There is a game console for non-gamers, its called a phone.
togashinaruta: Feels like they are trying to invoke nostalgia without understanding what it is
Featherweight_: CEO: "Remember pong?" DO THAT
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Speedrunners and that guy who makes custom controllers is all their research
CrazyZonie: Intellivision saw Atari's console and said "Hold my beer."
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: @Dared00 oh they'd better be lower than that
Kronopticon: This is kinda why tutorials exist.
NovaTiempo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 40:16.
Weagle: Like, there's already been a generation that at least some parents were getting consoles on their own!
j0xer: a console you know your kids can play on with no internet interactivity and no questionable material games
Jorge4hg: Budget Switch and only 8bit games
richard_ermen: People still have weird ideas about video games.
angryoptimist: RIP Intellivision's investors' money?
j0xer: i mean that doesn't sound like a bad idea
Earthenone: my Mother plays games now, thats how widespread it has become
Pantsravaganza: never heard of the switch?
IAmRileyPM: Games are so confusing? Play Inside, or Firewatch, or Limbo, or Unravel
Serifina: There is not a single person I know, period, who doesn't play at least some form of game via a phone, or tablet, or console, or computer.
cuzigotprime: it's probably more indicative of when the investors are from
Pantsravaganza: Mario party. too hardcore
ExitPursuedByABear: So I have a boss who thinks like this. She has set up our whole business for a type of client she wishes exists but really doesn't
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: Ha! Ha! I'm using The Internet!
Jorge4hg: Well for nintendo executives is new
Penthesilea180: Yep. Facetime.
TXC2: skype is like 6 years old no?
Weagle: Serifina I know like... one. My grandma on my dad's side.
ThorSokar: we had this in the 90s, welcome to the 90s
FeaturingMe: N E W T E C H N O L O G Y
CrazyZonie: @Serifina I know one... My dad, who bought me and my siblings an Atari 2600 back in the day.
Serifina: Seriously, these companies need to get the hell out of the damn 80s and learn that technology is here to stay
Jorge4hg: "classic"
e_bloc: it's actually Shark's Hark]
Theycallmejokke: Oooooh! Shark shark
Psychic_Ketchup: Shark Shark, the shark made of sharks
Serifina: @Weagle @CrazyZonie You're really only proving my point here. :p
FeaturingMe: Before Nintendo fixed everything
IAmRileyPM: what kind oh shark? Oh its a shark shark
Weagle: Exactly!
AGiantRoach: I have a hard time justifying buying NES titles again. intellivision? HAHAHA NO
lucha_libro: I got to play it wayyy abck when
e_bloc: isn't Shark Shark what Alex was playing on Watch & Play
angryoptimist: Part of the crash, one might say.
Kronopticon: Trying to combine two aspects of our lives into a single thing is what companies do. They forget we dont always want them in the same place
Weagle: Like, I'm not disagreeing :P
kat2kool: From the shark dimension
TXC2: this is PRE ET crashing the whole thing
Invitare: it's one of the consoles that almost killed computer games?
CrazyZonie: Intellivision is the Atari Knock Off that clueless parents bought in the 80s
Serifina: Even my disabled grandmother who can barely use her hands plays puzzle games on her ipad.
ThorSokar: Before the game crash caused by over saturation of HORRIBLE games
BasilHunter: atari, colecovision, etc..
Alness49: Shark Shark do do dooo doo doo
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: MATHFUN
TXC2: all Math fun Kappa
FeaturingMe: Meth Fun not available in all countries
Theycallmejokke: Math, but FUN
LordZarano: The North American crash, Europe was fine playing games on home computers
EscherichiaCole: Frog Fractions 0
TXC2: *is fun
e_bloc: "Triple Action"
mtvcdm: Triple Action
cuzigotprime: frog fractions the prequel
Penthesilea180: Oh god, please tell me there is a typing tutor in there.
IAmRileyPM: AUTO HORSE RACING
PhoenixMelior: Math IS fun
Erudite_Cynic: is it one of those throwback consoles?
CrazyZonie: @Serifina Hehehe... I donno. But he did ask about getting an xBox 360 a few years back.
frnknstn: Otter racing??!
CommanderPulsar: Tron Deadly Disk was amazing at the time.
PandasAndPancakes: Frog Fractions 5 on Intellivision would be VERY Frog Fractions
CardcaptorRLH85: Intellivision? That's when **my** mother was playing video games. She's 56.
teh_v: People who were frozen for 30 years
Kronopticon: The target market is morons?
Featherweight_: 20 classic Netellevision and balloon fight
Jorge4hg: people who doesn't use internet
7gorobei: this is starting to sound like a crapshot
CommanderPulsar: In the same way that Tron was amazing for the time.
mtvcdm: People who remember the Intellivision.
Serifina: @CrazyZonie Let's put it this way, even my father plays WoW. He's 65.
Questhere: so is this riding the mini retro console wave?
Penthesilea180: Is this a nostalgia cash grab?
notthepenguins: yeah maybe these people just now woke up and found they missed the last three decades
Alness49: You know, I think this market would be satisfied with a Commodore 64 emulator?
AGiantRoach: Beeeeee Seventeeeen Boooomberrr better have that awful voice thing
CommanderPulsar: I feel personally attacked.
Creature_Comforts: I had a plug and play console with most of these games
CrazyZonie: I'm a child of the 70's/80's and I wouldn't get this.
virre_: Nostalgia people who do not understand nostalgia
IAmRileyPM: I love that someone saw the remaking of the retro consoles, and went "Lets do that, but so much worse
Creature_Comforts: I still have it, actually.
FeaturingMe: Intellivault?
ThorSokar: Hey, Reggie could show them that video calling thing and they would be SUPER excited!
MadWaltz: People who played the Intellivision, and then didn't know any other video games ever came out
Rockario: These games are DEF going to give us a "Bargain Store TV game" vibe
Lunareclipse123: People who are absolutely desperate to disappoint their kids like they were disappointed 30 years ago?
AGiantRoach: is this new console going to be wood paneled?
TXC2: Like Moviebob had a character from the 80's, and even he would want this thing
cuzigotprime: it's a tie in with fallout 76
Akaiatana: "Ahhh, after ten thousand years, I'm free! Time to play Intellivision!"
CommanderPulsar: I mean, just because I have avoided growing up for thirty years....
Bradway1: Maybe that's where they found the consoles
FeaturingMe: Collecting Dust
e_bloc: worthless consoles?
shrengar: dentist offices everywhere
togashinaruta: The target is the tech support guy from the crapshot
Jadenim: So, the kid from Flight of the Navigator?
red_shoes_jeff: Do these children from the 80's look like tiny elderly people? Is their skin blue? DO THEY HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS!?
IAmRileyPM: There is a reason they aren't going to remake the Sega Master System!
Jorge4hg: and then phillips will remade retro cd-i
e_bloc: its features are: it's a console
Penthesilea180: @Jadenim I loved that movie!
frnknstn: Here is my collection of "Disappointing Game Consoles". It is very large.
Akaiatana: @LRR would you say it sounds like a consolation prize?
UpstageJMC: Jadenim I get that reference.
EveningStarComposition: If that's your marketing strategy; why not just sell a brick with the word "Console" plastered on it
ThorSokar: Hardware revision preservation is actually important for creating accurate emulators
virre_: I would pay good for a c64 but that is because it is old and I want to program on it
CrazyZonie: @Jadenim Maybe. He's serving a term for armed robery https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Cramer
Earthenone: senior pokemon correspondent, hodor!!!!
AGiantRoach: Magikarp master trainer or bust
Invitare: forget about them, doesn't it have THE Team Rocket trio
Anaerin: IAmRileyPM: Well, of course not. You get the Mega Drive/Genesis working and use the Power Base Converter
Invitare: the best characters
Jorge4hg: who made they master education at 6 years old
Dillatont: Ooh, that's an interesting mode
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh I like that
Lord_Hosk: This just sounds like a board of executives who were like "Guys, remember 30 years ago when we were the greatest? Well the Nintendo is hitting the console market with easier games... lets do that, or our pensions are not going to exist"
Dared00: No items, Fox only, Final Destination
j0xer: no items final destination fox only
MadWaltz: That's kind of interesting. Dunno if it interests me, but interesting
WrightJustice: metapod fight
Alness49: Vulpix only, Final Destination
FeaturingMe: Netcode by Rockstar
Earthenone: final destination,stock 5. no items
j0xer: @Dared00 nailed it
cuzigotprime: @Dared00 damn you beat me to it
IAmRileyPM: "I have built the ULTIMATE CATERPIE!"
Rockario: I can picture people in real life who would do Pokemon that way
red_shoes_jeff: Would you say they're the very best, like no one ever was?
jamesk902: While you were catching pokemon, I studied the Charizard.
Psychic_Ketchup: While you were out traveling, I was studying the Snorlax
Earthenone: they might have egg moves :)
Serifina: Can I get a Fennekin?
Serifina: If not, I'm not playing.
Theycallmejokke: I swear Pokemon get's dark with each new game
RatekStormcrow: That would be awesome
Alness49: Wait, we get to fight top 1% of Rattata!
Elfowlgirl46: how can you fight a ditto with a ditto...?
TXC2: screw catapie, GO METAPOD!
MadWaltz: Oh wow, for EVERY pokemon
Lunareclipse123: Endgame content!
FeaturingMe: Catch all the pokémon, then kill all the masters
FeaturingMe: I mean beat
WrightJustice: I believe there's 151, I think some are not fights like ditto doesn't seem to be a fight
cuzigotprime: use harden
drcanonball: uu the legendary bidoof
e_bloc: and there's a Pokemon Master Trainer Trainer
EscherichiaCole: God I want to see the Magicarp trainer
Jorge4hg: the twist
teh_v: I want to fight the Magikarp guy
PhoenixMelior: j0xer only sometimes
AGiantRoach: No one expects Heracross to have rock tomb!
Earthenone: catch some, i mean theres a lot
e_bloc: gotta catch at least 20% of them
Dared00: "Catch some of them"
FeaturingMe: Catch Many
IAmRileyPM: @TXC2 I literally beat Pokemon Blue with a caterpie taking down Gary's Onyx
EscherichiaCole: Catch a Bunch
MadWaltz: I'd subscribe to that tagline
CrazyZonie: I summon Tiamat!
Weagle: j0xer there's also Fashion Mons ;)
Serifina: Fill your bag with Pokemons!
angryoptimist: "Gotta Catch A Few!"
Jorge4hg: catch some at your pace
EveningStarComposition: Oh god I can just see 3 years of my life going down the drain as we speak... WutFace
TXC2: IAmRileyPM wow
mtvcdm: At this point it's literally the first thing people know about Pokemon. That you gotta catch them all.
j0xer: i cause all 150 on pokemon red with the help of my brother's pokemon blue
Gekyouryuu: "catch whatever feels like a good number to you!"
Myrniss: "Gotta catch 'em all, OR JUST SOME"
Theycallmejokke: "You tried"
CommanderPulsar: Catch 'em All, Or Don't, We're Not Cops.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Pokemon "Catch some of them"
PhoenixMelior: some pokemon are only available as a time limited exclusive involving going to stores, and those aren't bloody worth it
j0xer: #brotherteamwork
cuzigotprime: catch several, or not, i'm not your mom
CobaltShurikenReborn: “Catch the ones you want”
FeaturingMe: The only mewtwo... In the world
red_shoes_jeff: POKEMON: "Gotta catch... wait, HOW many!?"
Dared00: "Catch at least 29"
WrightJustice: catch 69
Serifina: Given that none of you told me I could, I don't think I'll be playing these games. :p
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Pokemon = encourage poaching for the pet trade
TXC2: just catch 70 to get the XPall
angryoptimist: lrrGREED lrrFINE "Gotta catch 'em all!" lrrFINE lrrGREED
shrengar: yum caterpie
AmoriLinguae: that would be an awful move if they only had one mewtwo in one random person's game
PhoenixMelior: Serifina no, not in Let's Go Eevee
mtvcdm: There is not the option to not catch 'em all. Because you gotta. you just *gotta*,.
Lunareclipse123: How do you even beat the Magikarp master?!
Lord_Hosk: "Gotta catch a lot... but really just the ones that are minmaxed the best" isnt getting the traction we thought it would hank... lets go back to the old marketing tag line what do you think?"
GapFiller: this is exactly how Nuzlocke runs started
Jorge4hg: only metapod you cowards
PhoenixMelior: so go and play Pokemon X/Y :P
moosethatsmiles: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Hang out with Paul and chat about video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (51m ago).
Serifina: @PhoenixMelior It's the one game I actually have. Because of Fennekin. So. :D
Kramburger: That's like i just uploaded of a Nuzlocke run in Pokemon Red, but ai'm only using gifted pokemon :S
Earthenone: the hardest challange
AGiantRoach: Man the metapod battle sure is going to be Hard....en
red_shoes_jeff: Is he dressed as a samurai?
Erudite_Cynic: harden to struggle!
Rockario: If you fight the Metapod for long enough, the master one probably pulls out a hyperbeam
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: harden!
drcanonball: yes that guy with the pinsir
IAmRileyPM: Eventually one softens
TXC2: tackle AND String shot!
j0xer: harden until depleted and then "struggle"
e_bloc: slytqLewd
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: What's the rules about beating your opponent by physically swinging your pokemon at them
EveningStarComposition: "I have trained the HARDEST Metapod"
Akaiatana: KARP DIEM!
aClonedPickle: can you defeat this Master Trainer's metapod before you run out of tackle PP????
LordZarano: Catch ALL the pokemon, but only hang out with like 5 of them and keep the rest of these LIVING CREATURES in BOXES. BOXES!
EscherichiaCole: The Ditto trainer is going to be weird
Serifina: We had a game for dedicated Magikarp trainers. It was called Magikarp Jump. :p
CrazyZonie: @ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat I've seen a cartoon about that.
mtvcdm: Metapod told you it was hardcore\
red_shoes_jeff: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
IAmRileyPM: I feel bad for the one dedicated to Farfetch'd. That man is NOT OKAY
PhoenixMelior: oh right, Magikarp Jump
FeaturingMe: Hey, no hatin' on spreadsheet lovin' :o
angryoptimist: "I shall have the most SICKAWSOME Bidoof!"
PhoenixMelior: that was fun for a little while
Jorge4hg: when dlc nintendo?
red_shoes_jeff: How appropriate, LRRbot.
Vlanoik: people have beat pokemon games with only using magikarp in battles
Earthenone: i wonder if that mode will catch on in the competitive pokemon battle scene
j0xer: isn't that how luigi died?
bedeedoman: <message deleted>cows are now dying at alarming rates.
IAmRileyPM: ya know, to make it an approachable axe
Theycallmejokke: Oh... oh no, the fan art
angryoptimist: Texas Mario Massacre?
Erudite_Cynic: Axette?
e_bloc: it is a really fun game
Theycallmejokke: No! :D
TXC2: Hatette?
Jorge4hg: hahaha
Serifina: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Hang out with Paul and chat about video game news) at Mon 02:00 PM PDT (54m ago).
red_shoes_jeff: No, you CANT!
bedeedoman: <message deleted>cows are more racist than humans study shows
e_bloc: @TXC2 Hachette?
IAmRileyPM: They would obviously call it Hatchette
j0xer: it is hard to be mad at mario when he's been your friend since the 80's
IAmRileyPM: Nerfing playing cards is super weird
TonyKebell: This is Grahams sister is it not?
TonyKebell: In that reddit post/
Serifina: Yes, it is.
IAmRileyPM: Imagine if they did that with Rancor, which is known to have been a misprint
devil_dan: In Magic they just ban OP cards.
drcanonball: honestly i kinda think that MTGA needs to do that too
Bradway1: Imagine Wizards retroactively changing bears to be 3/2s
e_bloc: I mean they have done that with some cards
Rockario: Bringing the balance patches that managed to confuse young me about why my strategy games were different into the world of card games
TonyKebell: Always weird finding LRRspeepes in the wild.
mastershake29x: @drcanonball it can't, because magic can't do that
e_bloc: Expansion/Explosion does something othe than what;'s on the card
Crad0k: still bitter than they killed the wow tcg for hearthstone
e_bloc: so does Hostage Taker
e_bloc: err
e_bloc: not Explosion/Expansion
mastershake29x: @e_bloc those were both day 1 errata
notthepenguins: Or DO THEY
e_bloc: Invert/Invent
LordZarano: TonyKebell: Kate
Crad0k: my bitterness would poison a lemon
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Wasn't this why the Hearthstone physical version was laughed at?
Theycallmejokke: They can't?! How the hell was does people then!?
Earthenone: ohh a lot of people like this card, be a shame if something happened to it
e_bloc: @mastershake29x yeah, they only errata like that now. . . they wouldn't do later errata
e_bloc: @mastershake29x so fair point
buddyhollie: <message deleted>wow banned for asking a question, stupid liberals
angryoptimist: @TonyKebell I'm gratified to see someone in the comments saying that they have a passing familiarity with Kate Stark and that 68 hours is *definitely* wrong.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I think I still have a deck of the the original WoW TCG somewhere
dylan16807: hostage taker was especially great because it could technically cause a draw
angryoptimist: @TonyKebell Though, as usual, reddit is kinda dumb.
notthepenguins: The baffling thing for me is that Hearthstone is built to actually require a full app rollout for card changes
e_bloc: hostage taker made me scratch my head because honestly who wouldn't read this card before letting it go to printers
Erudite_Cynic: anticipated
notthepenguins: they can't just tweak the numbers
Spacecarl: that one was are ably the best 1 drop in the game. if you had it in your opener it could run away with the game
Jorge4hg: mods lrrHEART
TonyKebell: @ I was about to say I knew she's played more than that shes been streaming it consitantly since it came out.
EnvoyOfGoats: mods lrrHEART
Serifina: Wait, what'd we do now?
TonyKebell: @angryoptimist I was about to say I knew she's played more than that shes been streaming it consitantly since it came out.
TXC2: Serifina I kicked someone, it's fine
Jorge4hg: @Serifina been awesome?
Serifina: @TXC2 Oooh. Okay. I wasn't paying enough attention. :)
Spacecarl: thats a huge game too
Crad0k: e_bloc that's the issue with people who don't have card game experience making card games
Konda020946: short throw in when is the next mailtime comming?
Serifina: @TXC2 Oh, I see it now.
FeaturingMe: We have mods that are the best :)
Earthenone: i would be suprised if mailtime was before desertbus, so maybe december?
Jorge4hg: 2 Discs Boi
angryoptimist: @TonyKebell The top comment said that it's supposed to be 68 days--and, honestly, that's a figure I could believe. Kate's hecka-played some PUBG.
Serifina: NO.
FeaturingMe: including, for example, all of them :)
Serifina: I REFUSE.
underhill33: Fucking hell
GapFiller: wow
MadWaltz: WHat??
PhoenixMelior: ugh, not even worth it
Nightvalien28: how about no
IAmRileyPM: WHAT
j0xer: man physical copies of games...i remember when i bought those
Cinntoastmin: scuseme
Serifina: 99 Gigs is TOO GODDAMN MUCH
PhoenixMelior: lrrEFF that
sifonaonline: Uh...
Theycallmejokke: Buh wa
Earthenone: thats a lot of horse shrinkage
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That's a lot of gigglebits
Psychic_Ketchup: Fuck me sideways
TXC2: nope, that is 10% of my HDD
TheMoatman: Destiny 2 was like 74 before the expacs
Serifina: Devs. Stop. Just because the SPACE is there, DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO USE IT
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
known_kadath: Wow, I remember the days when 15GB was HUGE
mtvcdm: One hundred and fifty united states gigabytes
Dared00: SEVEN BAJILLION GIGABYTES
PhoenixMelior: good thing I don't care about Red Dead!
TXC2: EVERYTHING on my steam is 400gigs, that would be a quater of that
IAmRileyPM: Rockstar is officially dumb
Konda020946: @Earthenone no graham said last or second toweek they were due to film one more
Crad0k: i have three terrabytes, and i think that's a ridiculous size for a single *anything*
Pteraspidomorphi: How can you tell, TXC2?
RatekStormcrow: Ultima V was insanely huge when I bought it back in the days ..... 20 Mb
aClonedPickle: 100 work weeks don't leave time for compression
shrengar: holy shit wow
Phailhammer: So, that would be what, a two-week download for me?
aClonedPickle: 100hr*
known_kadath: 10 years?
Serifina: This is. Not. Necessary. AT ALL.
GapFiller: multi disc games... what is this 1999? Kappa
Lord_Hosk: I really hope this game tanks hard
sir_jack_DB: oh god, two BLU-RAYS
Jorge4hg: a million years
sir_jack_DB: wow
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: so 2 dual layer blue rays
IAmRileyPM: Final Fantasy VIII?
angryoptimist: Science has gone too far.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: Final Fantasy VI was like 4 MB.
aClonedPickle: same, hosk
AGiantRoach: I love RDR 1 so I really wish it was coming to PC.
aClonedPickle: it won't, though
e_bloc: 100 hour work weeks because 1 hour for each gig obviously
devil_dan: GTAV was like that.
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi I look at the file size in my computer
GapFiller: no srsly is it 1999 again?
Trymantha: GTA 5 was duel disc on 360
GapFiller: what the Hell
PhoenixMelior: Dear Rockstar: Please just stop.
CommanderPulsar: Sweet Christmas that is a lot of data. Or wasted space.
j0xer: wait do consoles even read any data from the discs during gameplay? i thought everything just installed to HD these days
Lord_Hosk: I have no skin in this game, but these are terrible business practices.
CardcaptorRLH85: GTA V on 360
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, you have it downloaded
Camail: I remember doing that for d2:lod
Spluuga: i bet the FF7 remake reaches the originals disc count then :P
red_shoes_jeff: I am becoming steadily less enthused about this game.
phorrestgaze: let's start the stream with a quick install
Jorge4hg: maybe 4 hours in advance
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: I haven't been able to expect that since LAST gen
PhoenixMelior: ah yes, you mean like NBA 2kGarbage
Serifina: Shaaaaaaaade
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: i mean before last gen
angryoptimist: :D
Jorge4hg: #Blamejames
e_bloc: can we have a stream that is just James watching the game install
e_bloc: that should fill 3 hours
Kronopticon: Dont worry. Chat will let them know.
notthepenguins: the last time I bought a physical game for PC was uh, Titanfall 2
Akaiatana: Paul's PSA is a little slacking
sifonaonline: We can always tell James for you.
NathanJay_GA: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James and RebelliousUno craft all the things. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:57 from now).
TXC2: slack and or just on the front door of the moonbase Kappa
bobbybuddue: hello every1
Questhere: thats a future paul problem
Seele01SoundOnly: everybody tweet james?
notthepenguins: I was rather surprised when I opened the case to find only a download code
jadedcynic: oh WE can always pass the info on to them, indirectly Kappa
GapFiller: we all remember the early days of 18gac
mtvcdm: Dear Prime Minister Trudeau, I hope this Twitch post finds you well
7gorobei: James downloads the whole thing
TXC2: hello bobbybuddue welcome
frnknstn: Paul just wants fewer Geoguessr streams
Phailhammer: "What do you mean you didn't get my message!? I said it on Checkpoint!" lrrBEEJ
IAmRileyPM: 100GB is insane. I cannot download that, lol
GapFiller: and FIFA, NBA, Gears of War ect ect
aClonedPickle: well james can have it install during mine o'clock
FeaturingMe: ouch
Jorge4hg: ohhh the worst
aClonedPickle: and then only half of newday will be installing the game
AGiantRoach: @frnknstn I was thinking the same thing
TXC2: 100gig would take me like 2 weeks to download :p
Jorge4hg: Final Fantasy XV did that to me
Serifina: Seriously, though, that game size is completely out of control. It needs to stop. Who is asking for these levels of graphics? WHO NEEDS SHRINKING BALLS?
TehAmelie: i was never able to watch the intro to Horizon Zero Dark again
angryoptimist: @Serifina 1000% agree
FeaturingMe: there's the internet, you can rewatch anything
angryoptimist: It's just way out of control.
PhoenixMelior: wait, what's the price of RDR?
phorrestgaze: horse balls when warm
CommanderPulsar: Horse ball size
Earthenone: not on the metric of horse balls in the winter
j0xer: i dont care what size games are
Kronopticon: Does it have a REALLY big disk?
Jorge4hg: @Serifina i agree
drcanonball: reasons why it isnt releasing on pc
e_bloc: the horse balls are also 100 gigs
j0xer: HD space is increasing way faster than game install size
Kronopticon: Comes in a GIANT box
mtvcdm: Oh geez.
IAmRileyPM: Voluntary mandatory time that is only slightly compulsitory
mtvcdm: EVE. Here we go.
Pangogie: I'm playing EVE right now! :D
Invitare: are you SURE it's a game?
red_shoes_jeff: Nono, overtime is TOTALLY OPTIONAL.
FeaturingMe: It's always Eve-olving
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: another war?
Erudite_Cynic: capitalism?
TXC2: j0xer yes, but mine isn't
GapFiller: lotta shit not available in China
Pangogie: Nah.
GapFiller: doesnt stop anyone
e_bloc: it's connected to the internet so it is a game
Pangogie: New spinoff games.
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mtvcdm: Really, doing any business in China whatsoever is a risky proposition.
Serifina: @j0xer It might be, but that doesn't mean my hard drives are increasing in size. My PS4 can't hold that right now.
bobbybuddue: who made your guys background
GapFiller: no really jumping the barriers is just the way yr handle this kinda situation in China
TXC2: bobbybuddue pretty sure they did it themselves
bobbybuddue: is the backgorund vynyl?
blind_nabler: How are you guys doing this evening?
mtvcdm: bobbybuddue, it's the pattern of the IRL wall used for this show years ago.
Crad0k: oh, new DMC will have a Y600,000 special edition
mtvcdm: This is greenscreen.
AmoriLinguae: @j0xer not everybody has the most recent HD, also not everybody wants to use that to store one game. There's a lot of digital data for people to store
TXC2: bobbybuddue it's a greenscreen
bobbybuddue: it look like polyurethane
Kronopticon: I dont understand what data mining really is...
bobbybuddue: no man its grey
mtvcdm: Nope. Greenscreened in.
PhoenixMelior: so it's Beej Ore?
Theycallmejokke: O_o
underhill33: lrrWOW
AGiantRoach: thats is amazing
Pangogie: lol
Jorge4hg: lrrWOW
Cinntoastmin: thats amazing
Alness49: So Penance-ium?
GapFiller: naturally people will circumvent this in an instant
Phailhammer: bobbybuddue: Painted wall from their old office, now greenscreened in.
mtvcdm: A greenscreen is a literal green wall, on top of which you can CGI in any background you want.
Erudite_Cynic: rock diggas
IAmRileyPM: wooooow good ol' prison duty
Herbert_Erpaderp: That's hilarious!
Pangogie: China bots too much.
frnknstn: the "I'm sorry :(" ore?
TXC2: so you go back to start game
CommanderPulsar: Breaking rock.
shrengar: that's great lol
Theycallmejokke: lrrAWESOME That is sorta amazing
bobbybuddue: it is grey guys, not green
kat2kool: Hahahahahaha
Nightvalien28: banned from the game, worry not just mine your debt away
GapFiller: this will stop nobody ofc
j0xer: @AmoriLinguae yeah i understand that but there were times in PC gaming where HD space was way more in a crunch than where we are right now.
AGiantRoach: Batman had a thing where you couldn't glide or something
GapFiller: bobbybuddue looks green to me Kappa
darkalter2000: You can basically just mine enough and pay for your infractions right?
TXC2: bobbybuddue the background is dispalyed ON TOP OF the greenscreen
IAmRileyPM: Mirror's Edge had a great one for piraters that would force them to walk slowly off the edge
bobbybuddue: oh, the its like made of vynyl or somehting
GapFiller: TXC2 it feels they dont understand greenscreens
Phailhammer: GapFiller: bobbybuddue Really? Looks gold and white to me. lrrBEEJ
GapFiller: or TV magic
Ukon_vasara: didnt earthbound or mother do something silly, like if you pirated the game the game was unable to save, impossibly more difficult, and crashed just before the final battle LUL
SquareDotCube: Data mining... to mine data to get unbanned
darkalter2000: It would make infractions an expense rather than a punishment.
CommanderPulsar: City of Heroes would change names from Offensive or copyrighted things to Generic Hero ####. Changing your character name took some doing.
Kronopticon: Stuff like the Hot Coffee mod
Erudite_Cynic: use the cycles for bitcoin?
Erudite_Cynic: is the ore tradeable?
Lord_Hosk: In Gemstone 3, I was teleported to a dungeon, and a mod came and said "You have to read the TOS" and each page had a 2 minute count down, it was 40 pages long. I got sent there for swearing three times in game.
Kronopticon: Cheating at games is how i got interested in programming
v_nome: As a player of EVE... it depends what exactly it's punishment for.
Lord_Hosk: over 4 years of play
bobbybuddue: do these guys ever check chat?
GapFiller: yes
v_nome: If it's being a jerk, not cool. That's like half of EVE
bobbybuddue: they havent commented on one convo since i got here
GapFiller: when they feel like it
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: @Lord_Hosk huh
darkalter2000: It would make infractions an expense rather than a punishment. You could pre-mine and just pay off people for whatever you have done.
FeaturingMe: Set a questline in spacejail that you can only complete while not actually jailed
bexil_7o: Space Convict Mining Conony, Delve same thing
Erudite_Cynic: that would be the most eve thing ever
Kronopticon: That would be very counterproductive
j0xer: that would be very corporate america
TheMoatman: I know of nothing in eve that isn't available on contracts (slightly different from trading but similar) so this would be a first
Kronopticon: If theyve been cheating to make money then they will have learned nothing
GapFiller: most telling EVE story from an old LRRcast courtesy of Matt: one of my coworkers said hes going home to guard an asteroid for eight hours
TheMoatman: It's actually pretty common for people to buy stuff off of contracts for missions
PhoenixMelior: spidermang!
EveningStarComposition: Spodermun
Rockario: I feel like that is a bit of an indictment of the real-life system of punishment by fine
GapFiller: this is how these people spend their spare time
IAmRileyPM: spidderm'n
AGiantRoach: a black market for jail ore currency is pretty EVE
PhoenixMelior: if only I cared at all about spiderman
TXC2: mort spierman
Orgmastron: #puddlegate
red_shoes_jeff: Herb Spiderman, CPA
Pangogie: Meanwhile... My alliance in EVE is a neutral state in between the 2 warring people that made the controversial treaty.
Pangogie: :V
Jorge4hg: those evil puddles
IAmRileyPM: uhhhhhh how?
Trymantha: god dam puddles
GapFiller: PhoenixMelior more of an Iron Man fan eh
aClonedPickle: cough ubisoft cough
PhoenixMelior: GapFiller more of a Bigby Wolf fan
bexil_7o: @Pangogie Very few of those.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: "This one puddle is 50% smaller than the screenshot!"
PhoenixMelior: RIP Wolf Among Us 2
bobbybuddue: talk about bf5 not being accurate
j0xer: 'here is our game before we had to optimize it for consoles to run at 60fps on PS4'
Zanaide: Parker! Get me pictures of those puddles!
FeaturingMe: If anything the final game looks a little more stylized, which I do not mind
IAmRileyPM: sub par puddles
bobbybuddue: consoles are better than pc
IAmRileyPM: Tiny Puddles
e_bloc: literally unpuddlable
MadWaltz: "Not really reflective, 4/10 puddle"
AGiantRoach: the weird minutia people get upset about is amazing
CrazyZonie: Puddle Stickers!
Kronopticon: Oh the horror, they wanted the graphics to work smoothly instead of looking meticulously accurate but chugging
Rockario: Please show us this picture, I cannot find it
IAmRileyPM: added a Puddle Rendering System
GapFiller: puddles are clearing the new fog
Akaiatana: Puddles to your heart's desire! A wet dream! Wait.
j0xer: NVidia's next big buzzword after 'godrays' is now going to be 'puddles'
Kronopticon: I just want spiderman and deadpool in the same game
TXC2: Akaiatana nope shut it down
GapFiller: Akaiatana HA
IAmRileyPM: LMAO
angryoptimist: Sounds like a Quality Spiderman meme, thing, so I'm all about it.
Zanaide: Love it
Theycallmejokke: Perfect
AGiantRoach: it's BEAUTIFUL
IAmRileyPM: NAILED IT
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: HA
TheWarbo: that is great
TXC2: new game puddles
Questhere: lol
Jorge4hg: high fidelity puddles
FeaturingMe: The proof is in the puddling
Lord_Hosk: Its moist
GapFiller: perfect
mtvcdm: Well, you wrapped Wandersong so?
TheWarbo: It's also fun because I'm used to "Puddles" being the name of a live duck used as a mascot.
Kronopticon: There needs to be a Puddle-Based Villain in the game now
FeaturingMe: Constructive Humor
CommanderPulsar: A really good wise-ass response is really good.
angryoptimist: I enjoy the sass.
frnknstn: I only have a limited ability to add puddles to my surroundings
EveningStarComposition: Because we're all buying Spiderman exclusively for the puddles
IAmRileyPM: @Kronopticon Do you want Chaos? Because thats how you get Chaos!
FeaturingMe: And you didn't even have to BUY the NG+
angryoptimist: @Kronopticon Name: Puddle-Jumper! Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah God of War NG+ came out well after release
Kronopticon: @IAmRileyPM Chaos is EXACTLY what i want.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: Prey did that too I think?
TheWarbo: Ass as Sin Screed
phorrestgaze: haha, canon cheats are neat
IAmRileyPM: @Kronopticon I will except it, as long as they dont update the graphics from the 1st appearance of Chaos
red_shoes_jeff: EVERYONE GETS A SOMBRERO! *hack*
TXC2: TheWarbo but no ass is a sin Kappa
Lord_Hosk: Im buying fortza racer 4 just to make Sanics
Jorge4hg: assasins creed bring me tacos
Kronopticon: @IAmRileyPM And they can add in their own puddle-villains
TheWarbo: TXC2 Okay but counterpoint I am way too amused by things like that
NarishmaReborn: birds to chase
MadWaltz: More spiders to man
e_bloc: I'll be impressed when they add a new game minus
TXC2: TheWarbo fair
musclewizzard123 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. musclewizzard123 subscribed for 18 months in a row!
musclewizzard123: 18 Months :O Tme sure flies with you guys :)
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, musclewizzard123! (Today's storm count: 30)
e_bloc: that game was great
PandasAndPancakes: Oh hey!
mtvcdm: Oh! That game!
Ukon_vasara: ooh this game PogChamp
TXC2: nice shot was great
angryoptimist: This was on W+P! It was neat.
mtvcdm: Good for them!
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: LRR did that
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah that game was great!
Kronopticon: Oh yes! that was a goooood game
IAmRileyPM: ohhhhh nooooo
Herbert_Erpaderp: That game looked rather fun
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: the dev was in chat
angryoptimist: Good for them! It was a neat game.
xantos69: cheer50 Cheer for Chill Point
NarishmaReborn: yay!
Nightvalien28: gun golf
TXC2: it was inspired by W+P
Alness49: W+P does good!
Jorge4hg: well
TXC2: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (17d, 19:43 from now)
phorrestgaze: I've got 2 screens
mtvcdm: Surely a coincidence.
Rockario: Parallel marathon? lrrBEEJ
e_bloc: you also can't watch LRR while playing video games
manfred909: I got 2 screens
Kronopticon: Multiple monitors. Desert Bus AND Golfing
IAmRileyPM: Desert Bus is now Nice Shot For Hope
TXC2: can't wait for a week like I did with Starcraft 2
jamesk902: Or watch Desert Bus while playing.
FeaturingMe: Sorry golfgungameguysandgirls, that's no choice at all
e_bloc: but do the golf balls adjust to the weather??
Erudite_Cynic: This has been Hodor's House of Lies!
phorrestgaze: 10k levels
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: individual blades of grass!
Jorge4hg: all the things paul
Earthenone: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #3792: "Open door with fire. The normal way. The traditional way." —Cori [2016-12-28]
IAmRileyPM: I like Heathers ideas
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: every grass blade is different
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Hoarding Steam games!@
Kronopticon: Heather - The Secret Pyromaniac
Jorge4hg: a lot of fire
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] My solution to everything is fire.
LRRbot: New quote #5430: "My solution to everything is fire." —Heather [2018-10-22]
phorrestgaze: depends on how well it's animated
mtvcdm: Your solution to everything is pot smashing. I mod for you; I know your tricks. lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: (Also hi friends :D )
Erudite_Cynic: mpegs jpegs Gifs?
CrazyZonie: CORRECTION: Hording steam games I'll never play.
TXC2: hi Sarah_Serinde
FeaturingMe: Flamesprite is like 27 bytes
angryoptimist: Hi Sarah_Serinde
red_shoes_jeff: AAAGH! M'HAND!
Jorge4hg: heather will make a bonfire
CrazyZonie: Hi @Sarah_Serinde
e_bloc: and that was Firepoint
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lunarj1Heart
Kronopticon: MOAR FIYAHH PLS
thegreatwyrdling: !findquote water
LRRbot: Quote #1418: "Maybe we should just go towards the... nightmare. Maybe then we will know peace from... We'll bathe in the clear waters of not being alive anymore." —Alex [2014-01-17]
IAmRileyPM: I burned only 100gb of this 2tb drive! None of it works now tho
emberBecky: I don't have access to nearly enough fire-based emotes
Ukon_vasara: "instead of just programming the golf course in, we programmed the entire country in which the golf course resides, in impeccable detail "
Erudite_Cynic: puddles
TheWarbo: this solution is flame_emoji flame_emoji flame_emoji
Alness49: RDR Digest
Earthenone: zombie, eve, red dead retrospective
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Would have loved to see Graham flip out about the spiderman puddle stickers.
Kronopticon: benginBurn
senshi5609: Heather did you see VRV is losing Funimation
Jorge4hg: puddles
frnknstn: Eve Online maybe?
IAmRileyPM: Yeah that RDR story would've been a 3min Graham rant
angryoptimist: Put Beej in Smash, you Cowards! lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: wait what? those are anime words
TheMerricat: it was stealth news last week
LDUrquhart: New ownership
TheMerricat: Sony bought Funamation, they don't want to be in bed with anyone
IAmRileyPM: Un-imation
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: DAMMIT Sony
senshi5609: 2 year partnership
e_bloc: don't yuck Sony's yum
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:17:38.
Jorge4hg: not fun allowed sony
TheMoatman: Apparently AT&T has something in the works with crunchy or already did something?
TheMerricat: Sony only has Spiderman, so.... ^_^
IAmRileyPM: Wait is Sony Asexual? lol
TXC2: there IS a Marvel anime no?
TheMoatman: Although that may be something I'm not supposed to talk about but nobody told me that
TheMerricat: @TheMoatman they are replacing Fumation with a deal with HiDive
Ukon_vasara: sony has the non-spiderman spiderman stuff
Crad0k: piracy is on the rise again, because everyone wants their own streaming service, and it's becoming more convienent to pirate again
Earthenone: all female charicters are probobly disney princesses
shrengar: give us doc oct
TheMerricat: @TheMoatman but only on VRV to my understanding
red_shoes_jeff: Does this mean they're bringing back that Spider-man tokusatsu show? DO WE GET GINAT SPIDER-BOT!?
CrazyZonie: Sony is the IRL version of Genmon. I'm waiting until Sony's next Walkman is a boomer
j0xer: please let the Xmen and the rest of the marvel characters interact
AGiantRoach: The new animated Spiderman looks dece
gigagloin: Spiderman: Prom Princess/
Gekyouryuu: @red_shoes_jeff you mean Leopardon? that'd be awesome!
Zanaide: Spider-Princess
gigagloin: ?
jadedcynic: this is technically correct, and I'm not even mad
IAmRileyPM: I want Spidergwen disney princess please
drcanonball: now they only need hulk back
TheMerricat: @j0xer that's Fox and Disney owns them now
Archonic_Energy: Hel is a Disney Princess
EveningStarComposition: I just want to see Spoderman and Deadpool in the same film :P
Rockario: Disney Spider Princess Man?
emberBecky: spidey'd look good with a tiara
e_bloc: it would just be tights that look like a dress, like tights that look like jeans
jadedcynic: just put Peter in the 'Spider-Woman' suit Kappa
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Tiara and a tutu
sifonaonline: Did Heather just suggest that we make Spidette?
Alness49: Spidette?!? Get Mike Lumsford on the phone, we're going Viral!
angryoptimist: Meanwhile, Sony did the Venom movie which had a "like a TURD in the WIND!" line which Lindsay Ellis had in one of her videos which made me laugh my ass off.
Jorge4hg: Spidermansette
Rockario: Y...You can WEAR pants under a dress
emberBecky: I'm picturing just a tiara, no other change. Simple and elegant.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: spidershorts
TXC2: like we HAVE female spiderpeople
TheMerricat: SpiderGwen!
ExitPursuedByABear: Spider-Gwen's costume is already the best one in comics
CrazyZonie: @Rockario isn't superhero tights just spandex?
togashinaruta: @Crad0k logging into a page to pirate vs logging in to a service to stream is a really weak arguement
TheMerricat: Alternate universe
IAmRileyPM: Or better yet, can I get a Gwenpool Disney Princess corrupting Merida
vegetalss4: That's a great picture Erudite_cynic
TXC2: ans then she was Gewnpool!
Gekyouryuu: Spider-Gwen is an alt-universe spiderman
angryoptimist: There's also a Spiderwoman character I know very little about.
Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 NO, actuall
drcanonball: also spiderman has a female clone
Gekyouryuu: actually*
Onisquirrel: spider-gwen is one of my favorite modern design
Erudite_Cynic: @vegetalss4 thanks I stole it form the internet!
Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 gwenpool is actually a whole other thing
jadedcynic: @angryoptimist Spider-woman IS a Marvel property, too....
TheMerricat: At $10 a pop
angryoptimist: Gwenpool is a whole other thing going on--incidentally, that's by the Dr McNinja author.
TXC2: Gekyouryuu I meant in the meta sense
gigagloin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James and RebelliousUno craft all the things. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:36 from now).
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Phailhammer: cya :)
Crad0k: togashinaruta it's not logging into *a* streaming service, though, it's 'which service is this thing on, am i subscribed, is it region locked'
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun Audiobook comic books, Heather.
Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 and I meant that it's not gwen stacy
Cinntoastmin: lrrAWESOME
Rockario: American comics, I have heard, are marketed, published, and priced terribly
Jorge4hg: lrrAWESOME
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James and RebelliousUno craft all the things. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:35 from now).
TXC2: Gekyouryuu oh OK then
TXC2 doesn't read comics :P
Despoiler98: Is there no Dice Frands?
TXC2: Despoiler98 nope
angryoptimist: @Rockario It's as if they *want* to die, honestly.
Jorge4hg: I mean Muscle Wizards is an awesome name
FeaturingMe: Twitch names can be changed
togashinaruta: @Crad0k I don't see how different that is to finding a torrent
togashinaruta: other than the cost
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
IAmRileyPM: Muscle Wizards Cast Fist, Paul
Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 yeah, Gwenpool is a girl named Gwen Poole who somehow got transported from our world to the comics world, realized "if I have a costume, I'm a LOT less likely to die." and the costume maker saw her name and made assumptions
Rockario: @angryoptimist But it's okay, because they have enough fandom that folks consider them "too big to fail"
e_bloc: spoopy Dice Friends?
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: Desert Bus! 15 days!
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh special Dice Friends! lrrAWESOME
phorrestgaze: Desertbus RPG reveal?
TXC2: Gekyouryuu ah Ok cool
CrazyZonie: Special dice friends sounds like a knock off superhero team
gigagloin: !help
Erudite_Cynic: Qwerpline Fate campagin
TheMerricat: Pony Island RPG?
IAmRileyPM: Calling an Acq Inc crossover now
jadedcynic: wait...did Cam finish his CoC adventure, and I missed it?
TXC2: we need a backup backup
Herbert_Erpaderp: Hodor is a great chillpoint cohost lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: jadedcynic Yup, last Monday
Jorge4hg: Heather remember don't use fire on the moonbase
e_bloc: I'll take the Tea-Team
TXC2: maybe Penelope? Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: P E N T A P A X
Sarah_Serinde: It was just 2 eps
FeaturingMe: No point would be....... Pointless!
TheMerricat: @jadedcynic yes last dice friends was the end, it was a two shot.
vegetalss4: Chillpoint is pretty cool
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: <3 Chillpoint <3
j0xer: LRR talks with chat is #goodcontent
jadedcynic: derp...brb gotta go spend the evening watching a vod :D
Erudite_Cynic: Paulpoint ins on point
AmoriLinguae: chillpoint is lotsa fun
jadedcynic: (life has been busy)
TheWarbo: shots fired! :-P
Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 my favorite bit from when that was shown, actually, is a sandwich board with testimonials where Spider-man says he likes his costume, Captain Marvel says she likes her costume, and Daredevil says "I'm told it looks good."
CrazyZonie: Chillpoint, teh companion show to Checkpoint
TXC2: Gekyouryuu :)
Crad0k: is james not stuck somewhere at the moment?
j0xer: adam said something about darksouls
Earthenone: james playing red dead 2?
Jorge4hg: Neat
TXC2: "new"
Earthenone: wait new darksouls?
CrazyZonie: Yay! Cam and Cory...
TheWarbo: Chillpoint is + because it's what you get if you take "Checkpoint+" and remove the part that gets uploaded as "Checkpoint"
Metric_Furlong: LRRSouls returns Kappa
j0xer: @Earthenone new old darksouls unfortunately
TXC2: CC it is!
TheMerricat: Adam playing Dark Souls on the Switch seems blasphemous for some reason
Earthenone: el arr arr emm tee gee
Penthesilea180: CC'ed That's good.
rustenskurk: Actually isn't Cam and Cori the only LRRfolk who share an initial?
Frankenfruity: Who's gonna be on W+P without Graham?
Alness49: Who's on W+P if Graham's away?
emberBecky: ooo CTS hope so
NickTheDM: For a second I forgot the switch version was staggered and I was like “Wait, how old is this VoD”
TXC2: rustenskurk Adam and Alex?
phorrestgaze: what, did you run out of board games?
FeaturingMe: rustenskurk: there's a few K's and A's
e_bloc: @TXC2 Ben and Beej too
Herbert_Erpaderp: Goodnight everryone :)
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul and Heather
NarishmaReborn: also beej and ben
rustenskurk: Right. I hadn't thought it out very well
Cinntoastmin: bye
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2271 patrons for a total of $12,962.73 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
devil_dan: Bye.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: BAI
NarishmaReborn: for sharing first letters
angryoptimist: Thanks for the chillpoint!
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
emberBecky: o/
litiluspumplus: Are you guys doing dice friends
Jorge4hg: Bye
rustenskurk: Ignore me
TheMerricat: AA isn't as good of a one though, sounds like you are watching an AA meeting.
TXC2: litiluspumplus not this week no
Sarah_Serinde: litiluspumplus Not today, but there will be one next Monday
red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 Adam and Alex, a.k.a. AAA!
Metric_Furlong: Alex and Adam are The Loud Crowd
TheWarbo: We could refer to AA as "the battery"?
litiluspumplus: Thank @sarah_serinde
TheWarbo: I feel like "the loud crowd" should also have Ben?
Metric_Furlong: (Alex and Ben being 'The Scream Team' and Ben and Adam being 'The Noise Boys')
TheMerricat: ABA
TheWarbo: ahhhh okay
Earthenone: aba aka abba
TXC2: the loud bois are any combination of Alex, Adam and Ben
TheMerricat: inclusive and exclusive. ^_^
red_shoes_jeff: Alright! G'night!
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
PhoenixMelior: I had to step away, did they mention any of the schedule for the upcoming week?
Anubis169: night night!!
PhoenixMelior: Since the events page remains a barren wasteland?
Earthenone: they did
Metric_Furlong: and one last for the evning, since we're tied https://strawpoll.com/r9s72c7h
TheWarbo: They went through the lower-half thing
PhoenixMelior: Earthenone anything exciting for NDTD or AFK?
Metric_Furlong: Newday is Dark Souls
Earthenone: afk might be cts and newday is more dark souls
PhoenixMelior: it's what?
TXC2: a crossing the streams
Serifina: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James and RebelliousUno craft all the things. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:28 from now).
cheetoJack: dark souls on switch?
PhoenixMelior: no no, the New Day being Dark Souls thing
PhoenixMelior: sigh, okay
Metric_Furlong: it's Dark Souls. because it got re-released
Metric_Furlong: LRRSouls can never truly die Kappa
Earthenone: re re re released
PhoenixMelior: I guess we live here now
PhoenixMelior: well good, no streams I'll have to worry about missing in favour of potential metal homework
SursaiKosecksi: LLRSouls: Real or Memorex?
PhoenixMelior: not that Be'lakor or Borknagar will require much homework
Earthenone: i lose access to a lot of my food without refregeration and heating
Earthenone: all i have is some bread, a pack of jerky and some breakfast bar things
Garbonzo42: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James and RebelliousUno craft all the things. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:25 from now).
Metric_Furlong: bad times
Metric_Furlong: how long are going to be without those?
Earthenone: 2 or 3 days, but im already a day in. its not too bad
cheetoJack: I am currently trying to not panic about not knowing where a very important document is
CyndaneTierney: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James and RebelliousUno craft all the things. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (17:22 from now).
PhoenixMelior: is that important document perhaps, your ID?
SpectrumOW just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SpectrumOW! (Today's storm count: 31)
Metric_Furlong: (also, answer doc has been updated)
PhoenixMelior: I wish there was a command for that
cheetoJack: uh no, its the sort of document that proves I am a citizen
Metric_Furlong: what, the de-obfuscation doc?
PhoenixMelior: !fulrlongdoc
PhoenixMelior: *!furlongdoc
cheetoJack: perhaps? its more of a certificate
PhoenixMelior: huh, I guess I just assumed that included an ID thing
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong yes I meant the doc
PhoenixMelior: i don't typically bookmark personal things on my work computer
Metric_Furlong: sorry, internet hiccup'd
PhoenixMelior: curse internet indigestion
Metric_Furlong: did it around this time yesterday as well
Metric_Furlong: might need to look into that
Metric_Furlong: I had sent the link to the doc out, but I'm not sure if it actually got through
PhoenixMelior: it did not
Metric_Furlong: okay, will try again