darthcoercis: @TXC2 thank you :D now I have a second nibling to use to annoy my lil sis
Abavus: Going to be under a minute ez if you don't miss gates PogChamp
CompletelyUnsure: !upnext
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
wildpeaks: here we gooo
TXC2: ah so close
TXC2: 52: 94
stevestein: 52.94 seconds
EJGRgunner: 53.52
Abavus: Missed two
Lord_Hosk: 52:50 two gates
mistborn83: 2
EJGRgunner: 1:22.94
TheOtherTrevor: bounced off the outside of one, completely missed another
meetismooder: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrCHKN lrrHORN
ZachtlyAsIntended: One more...?
StarlitGhost: you need more rockets first
StarlitGhost: welp
Y3Johnny just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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TXC2: SUB HYPE 34
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TXC2: that was maybe 15 secs that start
mysticsage1 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. mysticsage1 subscribed for 3 months in a row!
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TheElrad: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at http://desertbus.org/ and twitch.tv/desertbus
2rrr_mirror_breaker: alright no more messing around, time to play the video game for real Kappa
sorinplaneswalker: Next week on Mine O'Clock: James spends the entire time trying to beat his record
TXC2: thanks for streaming Uno
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Fight harder.
EJGRgunner: I wonder if level 2s might be the answer
TXC2: more like flight harder Kappa
TheMoatman: "No sleep till Brooklyn" and "two weeks to DB" have the same number of syllables
Spriteclad: !schedule
LRRbot: You can find the full LRR schedule at http://loadingreadyrun.com/live You can also check out last week and up to 4 weeks in the future.
Lord_Hosk: !onemore
LRRbot: one more
ZachtlyAsIntended: One more?
TheAinMAP: lrrAWW
wildpeaks: you can do it
EJGRgunner: Uno mas
Koshindan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
sorinplaneswalker: @EJGRgunner this week on One More.....minecraft, not pubg
EJGRgunner: Maybe if it was a small beacon right where the launch platform is
Koshindan: It's Superman 64!
TXC2: this is fast!
Ard_Rhys: next week on Mine-o-clock: formula LRR, elytra racing league
Abavus: That was so close :S
wildpeaks: woohoo
EJGRgunner: 1 missed gate
Lord_Hosk: 48 56 1 gate
TXC2: 48:82
Lirelent: missed last gate
TheMoatman: about 1:03 with gate penalty
ExitPursuedByABear: 48:54
2rrr_mirror_breaker: minecraft GOD!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrAWESOME lrrHORN
RassilonDND: almost sub one minute
VoyRising: Well done.
stevestein: Video review of Run #1 shows one missed gate https://clips.twitch.tv/BigSolidLobsterDendiFace
wildpeaks: the stream couldn't handle the madness :D
rocketjohn: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (49s from now).
rocketjohn: Who and what is newday?
Abavus: katesNice
TXC2: I strongly Believe that a legit sub one min run is possible
TheMoatman: If you just redid the gate it would have been sub-minute I'd say
RedRaptor: Is this the new Bop-it for James?
Lord_Hosk: 48 56 1 ga42 43 te
wildpeaks: it counts
Abavus: NotLikeThis
RealWormbo: that counts
Lord_Hosk: 42.43
TheElrad: doesn't coun't
ReydienOnline: he finished
ReydienOnline: it counts
TXC2: flew to close to the sun
Alness49: He was alive when he "landed"
stevestein: Does it count when you cross the line as a corpse?
wildpeaks: aww
n_mandrag: he landed allright
TheElrad: wasn't a safe landing
CrazymattCaptain: a death is a 30 second penalty
RealWormbo: that was a touch-down, so it counts
ReydienOnline: the moment he landed he was alive. he died a moment later, but he was alive for a moment
TXC2: the 2nd to last one is a REAL tight turn
EJGRgunner: 42.43 for his skull, 42.57 for his chest, and 43.04 for his feet.
n_mandrag: You can't land harder then he did...
Lord_Hosk: 42.43 but he died
VoyRising: I think death landings should count.
VoyRising: You just have to reach the finish line.
rocketjohn: Death landing does not count.
mercano82: He landed, he didn't safely land.
ReydienOnline: he was, by definition, alive when he hit the landing
Thandres: died upon LANDING
rocketjohn: well done James
rocketjohn: :)
malc: womp womp, I just got in
TheAinMAP: He landed, and then he died. It was over when he landed.
TXC2: thanks for streaming James
ReydienOnline: the landing caused a death, but that means death occurred after landing
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
r_craddz: put an astericks by his time :)
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
stevestein: "but you died, so you have to serve a 20-second penalty before we can check you in"
rocketjohn: what's talking sim later?
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2272 patrons for a total of $12,976.37 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
ArcticAtlantic: it's not James's fault nobody else was willing to make that sacrifice
TXC2: rocketjohn settlaris
wildpeaks: stellaris
mtvcdm: Stellaris it looks like
rocketjohn: aha
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Lord_Hosk: I think a perfect run is about 35 seconds
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
n_mandrag breaks a record
stevestein: @LRRbot Do I drink from the toilet?
TXC2: Lord_Hosk I's say closer to 40
TXC2: *I'd
TXC2: stevestein no, theres a very clear or there
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always on fire.
ReydienOnline: um, does paul know about that, LRRbot?
Lord_Hosk: I have a feeling we are going to see a lot of it next week
n_mandrag: @ReydienOnline It's fine - they keep him in a fireplace. Saves heating costs!
mtvcdm: While you're waiting for NDTD, here's your Desert Bus driver lineup. https://desertbus.org/drivers
malc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
mtvcdm: Andrew and Ashton will kick off this year's run.
malc: wait, Andrew doesn't get a big entrance? :-O
n_mandrag: He goes first - he can have the BIGGEST entrance
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: He gets to kick off DB, isn't that the biggest entrance?
PhoenixMelior: wait, we know the order!?
mtvcdm: Well, this just means Andrew gets Omega assuming things go beyond the Paul Wall.
steelfox13: He blew this year's entrance budget last year
PhoenixMelior: could someone link me?
n_mandrag: But... they did donate too - so doesn't that count for something ?
Tzeeeeentch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
PhoenixMelior: wow, so many new drivers this year
mtvcdm: Andrew/Ashton; Matt; Alex/Ash; Jordan; Ashley;Graham; Cameron; Ben/Serge; James; Kathleen; Johnny/Liz; Ian; Beej; Kate Watt/Paul.
PhoenixMelior: I'm still betting on Andrew having some sort of crazy entrance
mtvcdm: (Ashley/Graham is a shared shift)
ChakatLunar: lrrSIGNAL
wintermelonandteeth: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is playing Dark Souls... again. This time, on the Switch! It's basically new. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
PhoenixMelior: this split day/ single overnight thing is interesting
Fumakotaro_ just subscribed with a Tier 2 sub. Fumakotaro_ subscribed for 10 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Fumakotaro_! (Today's storm count: 36)
mtvcdm: Means fewer drivers have to be there overnight.
n_mandrag: Less drivers more actors hopefully then.
morgoth_bauglyr: andrew: this time with a complete orchestra?
sir_jack_DB: we're here!
n_mandrag: He brought an orchestra last time...
darksteelgaming: eyyyy
darksteelgaming: '
morgoth_bauglyr: well a marching band
TXC2: a marching band is not an orchestra
TheMerricat: So how many times has Darksouls been a "New Day" Tuesday game now? :-)
n_mandrag: semantics...
steelfox13: It could be
malc: smolchestra
ContingentCat: does that mean shorter shifts?
mtvcdm: Still 12-hour shifts this year.
TXC2: Here we GO!
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
wildpeaks: wasn't it changed to 8 hours shifts last year ?
Aarek: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
n_mandrag: 12h shifts, but split betwen 2 drivers during the day...
jpost042: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: Hello Adam
TheR676767: nice save
Thandres: heya adam!
wildpeaks: biggest brain
mtvcdm: It's 12 this year.
RogueLink: Morning Adam seabatBRAIN
Ravynn: Such New
m0nkeyrama: Hi Adam!
APrioriOfNothing: Hi Adam!
shadowscythe77: hiya Adam
RayFK: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: wildpeaks no it was 12 hours last year
AGiantRoach: seabatBRAIN
PhoenixMelior: DORK SAILS
Dwachak: Hello Adam :)
jawz77: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
slothtyler: Helloooooo
rocketjohn: Hey there Adam. Where Skyrim goes, Dark Souls follows...
DeadlyWinchester: its not very new, Adam
RayFK: Crack an Estus and stab Solaire, it's Dark Souls time
TheElrad: "NEW" day Tuesday is just lies, LIES!!!
CobaltShurikenReborn: hi handsome
m0nkeyrama: Is there anything different about this version, minus being on switch?
shdragon just subscribed with Twitch Prime. shdragon subscribed for 13 months in a row!
shdragon: Is it Souls? Are they Dark? Yay!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, shdragon! (Today's storm count: 37)
JaymicUnyielding: HI ADAM
wildpeaks: the darkest souls: now 30% darker, savidan guarantee
TXC2: RayFK stab solarie? you monster
steelfox13: There he is.
ChangelingDruid: MHGU is new right?
PhoenixMelior: 30 minutes on character creation?
n_mandrag: New Run on Newsday
LotusPhi: Wow, watching a LRR stream live is a new thing for me. Being from Europe, it isn't often I get to be awake during a stream. Yay!
Simonark: From Software To Eternity.
rocketjohn: LotusPhi welcome along! :)
RogueLink: I meant technically you're playing dark souls right now. I
KinoGami: it runs really well, adam
Koshindan: Wait, I thought these were the same franchise?
TXC2: hello LotusPhi welcome
LotusPhi: Thanks!
SAJewers: no adam driving at DB? lrrAWW
n_mandrag: Welcome fellow EUsman
Ravynn: So what crazy build are we doing?
TXC2: Adam doesn't tend to show up at Desert bus
PhoenixMelior: everything sounds oddly loud to me
TheMerricat: they have regulation versioning?
wranglerslim: Skrrt
morgoth_bauglyr: always 10
KinoGami: B is accept got everything but the name entry
m0nkeyrama: they have amiibos for this game?
m0nkeyrama: wooow
ravercroww: Amiibo souls
Amentur: Dark Scrolls: Remastered - 10k Pages of EULA
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun Can we game sound down please
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ToastedArts: Oooooh dark souls. Who is pumped to die a lot?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ToastedArts! (Today's storm count: 38)
TXC2: SUB HYPE 38
RogueLink: lmao
wildpeaks: :D
PhoenixMelior: OTAKU JEFF
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
ContingentCat: lrrHEART
JaymicUnyielding: lol
cheetoJack: oh its everyone's favorite boy
EmpyrealHell: KARATE SWORD
Ravynn: The rise of Otaku Jeff!
VoyRising: is it a sweet katana?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
PhoenixMelior: is this loud for anyone else?
AGiantRoach: We doing best build? Stack dex and Uchi time!
KeiRaccoon: The karate sword
RogueLink: is it a sweet katana? lol
cheetoJack: game audio is v loud
UristMcSupport: Uchi boy
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Sex? EPIC AND OFTEN!
shdragon: Oh man, is it katanas?
VoyRising: Adam, you are so wonderful.
TXC2: and thus began the Saga of Otaku Jeff
sopranocat: You use amiibos to replace bosses. Use an amiibo and Mario becomes the first boss
wildpeaks: and the rest is history
wranglerslim: Skrrt
PhoenixMelior: Adam "Otaku Jeff" Savidan
n_mandrag: Music IS a tad on the loud side
cheetoJack: !findquote VIT
LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
steelfox13: And the most humble
ContingentCat: ^
shadowscythe77: dexterity
morgoth_bauglyr: dex mostly
ToastedArts: Large lower body
MadWaltz: otaku jeff sounds like a dex man
ContingentCat: smol head
mtvcdm: Just a note, chat, I don't know if Adam's seen Raw last night, but please no spoilers just in case.
TXC2: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
SalsaDraugur: @sopranocat that's neat considering most games have the amiibo just give you items
PhoenixMelior: Otaku Jeff is going to need HUGE anime protagonist hair
wintermelonandteeth: ponytail
Tangsm: Is there a bun?
cheetoJack: game music is pretty loud here
sir_jack_DB: the babiest babyface
RogueLink: Either pony tail or look like sephiroth.
Twinklebees: PhoenixMelior: But of course
wranglerslim: rattail
Mangledpixel: game's a bit loud, btw
shdragon: The Uchigatana, if that's what you're going for, takes 14 STR, 14 DEX
PhoenixMelior: FFS this is too goddamn loud
sopranocat: @SalsaDraugur I actually don't know how amiibos work I just think that would be hilarious
n_mandrag: Oh I wish SC VI had a neckbeard...
CrazymattCaptain: this feels very loud
VoyRising: Much better, thank you Adam.
mtvcdm: Thank you much!
TXC2: Much better thank you
TheMerricat: much
Mangledpixel: that's good, ty
Amentur: Much better lrrHEART
wildpeaks: was there always music in the character creation menu ?
SalsaDraugur: @Simonark darn, although I think the darksouls amiibo itsef makes your character praise the sun
PhoenixMelior: LRR streams are not normally this loud, I have twitch down at less than 50%
ToastedArts: they look real good in this too
Ravynn: We're not speedrunning Otaku Jeff?
PhoenixMelior: but that is much better
RogueLink: I still have yet to play the original dark souls.
RogueLink: Played 2 and 3
VoyRising: Also, it really speaks volumes to the sophistication of LRR's setup that that took you like two seconds of turning a dial to fix the game volume.
The_Passerby: Hey Adam, I just want to say, you're looking super good and thank you for streaming. @adam
TXC2: wildpeaks yes
ContingentCat: yes
HeruHeru: is this the switch version?
ArcOfTheConclave: Hang
Ravynn: We're here to Hang with burlyboy Adam and Otaku Jeff?
cheetoJack: I'm here to see you Adam
Amentur: How long is the speedrun of DS?
Talin06: hang
DentedPockets: I'm here for you, Adam, in all your gaming glory.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> New CRAPSHOT! | What is this new fluffy horror? | https://youtu.be/FZDlNrqtHok
TXC2: I'm here to mod Kappa
steelfox13: Hang souls
Rockario: Speed-run to the katana so the character is complete, then take it slow?
Extramrdo: do a BLJ
The_Passerby: Adam, will we ever see a work out IRL stream?
The_Passerby: We will to see your Swole Journey
Koshindan: 32 minutes speedrun
kumatsu: DS1 any% record is 32:30
RayFK: Oh, Neato
Ravynn: Nai-Toooo!
Amentur: Neato edbEZ
TheWarbo: Mag Nito
wildpeaks: !findquote katana
LRRbot: Quote #2948: "I can't stroke the katana? What a shame." —Graham [2016-07-13]
VoyRising: My partner has a Ravelord Nito shirt.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: An7% is 32.03 on eh dragon tooth route.
TheElrad: cause LIJ are the boss, Adam?
RayFK: Those dragons look... SO shitty
JudgeKyle: there's a new dark souls?
VoyRising: image of shirt
cheetoJack: so like this intro is basically everyone killing everything
MadWaltz: I think Dark souls has one of the best intros to any game ever
TXC2: JudgeKyle re-release on the switch
PhoenixMelior: JudgeKyle same Dark Souls, new console
ContingentCat: I can't take someone seriously named "neato"
DentedPockets: It's like, "Hey, the dragons are having a great time. Woops, here comes all these assholes to ruin everything."
Extramrdo: heck you dragons
m0nkeyrama: I remember Nito's sword being fun to use
PhoenixMelior: My favourite video game intro is STILL Fire Emblem Path of Radiance
Iciilix: The dragons were no more. Apart from that one you fight right near the start.
PhoenixMelior: carried almost entirely by the music but it's still awesome
cheetoJack: What does that Path of Diablo mod do anyway? Saw you talking about it on your discord
TXC2: that's a drake, not a dragon
MadWaltz: PhoenixMelior Yeah, that's a good one too
n_mandrag: it WAS good.
Tangsm: Well there are no more dragons if there's a singular dragon.
randomino5: You take that back
Ravynn: "It's not good, but we love it" truer words never spoken
PhoenixMelior: MadWaltz yeah! Glad someone else knows it lol lrrAWESOME
kumatsu: I've been doing my first run of DS3 and it's been an Experience
sir_jack_DB: Median XL mod is better D2
Extramrdo: that's not a dragon that's a drake, one spits fire and the other is on soundcloud
randomino5: I tried D2 a few months ago and it has not aged well, it's true.
RassilonDND: diablo 2 was good. it just doesnt hold up to modern standards. like command and conquer generals
VoyRising: The skill system is awful.
andrelins: Games get bad with time?
Ravynn: Loot is miserable, the classes aren't balanced at all
Ravynn: Act 3 is boring as hell
SalsaDraugur: Diablo 2 with friends is a good time
m0nkeyrama: Just need a new diablo to come out at some point
VoyRising: You build up to what looks like a fun skill, and it turns out to be garbage and the character is just useless because you can't respec.
RassilonDND: standards change with time.
shdragon: If you read the messages, they'll tell you?
TXC2: spacebar Kappa
KinoGami: run is cancel, which is A
cheetoJack: sound seems kinda... low fi? now its in actual game instead of cutscene mode
Mangledpixel: welp, just crashed and burned outta THAT draft with no wins. So, what's going on in the Dank Souls?
wranglerslim: Otaku ever hear of protein shakes?
n_mandrag: @andrelins not really - but we do figure out ways to achieve certain things better with time~ so some games just become dated.
RassilonDND: does the stream feel choppy or is it the fact its the switch?
The_Passerby: What is the proper way to play Dark Souls? Keyboard, Xbox Controller, Playstation Controller, or Nintendo Controller?
VoyRising: Or you build your character around a skill that's useful for like the first 10 hours of gameplay, and then things in Nightmare are just immune to your damage.
TXC2: RassilonDND it's on 30fps
PhoenixMelior: Go Otaku Jeff, go!
The_Passerby: CHAT, what say you?
Extramrdo: it doesn't feel choppy he doesn't have the axe yet
RassilonDND: Oh its 30 fps? no wonder
TXC2: The_Passerby keyboard
RogueLink: are you gonna kill the demon with the broken ... whelp there he goes
The_Passerby: Chat, is that correct? I am unsure if @TXC2 is correct
Bellpei: cheer100 Praise the sun!
TheR676767: boku no pico
PhoenixMelior: His favourite anime is Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
TXC2: if *I* can beat dark souls with a keyboard, anyone can
Mangledpixel: his favourite anime is clearly Naruto
DentedPockets: Bleach scans pretty well.
n_mandrag: Na - it is Inu Yasha
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff's secret is that he hates watching subs, only watches dubs
PhoenixMelior: I mean, it's good for a reason
Rockario: Berserk?
TheMerricat: Akira. And it's better not to know good anime if you are going to make jokes about what anime he likes. ^_
TehAmelie: do what i do, watch Anime Crimes Division and just copy their references
Tangsm: His favorite anime is the one he's been writing himself since the 8th grade. All OC, don't steal.
PhoenixMelior: Inuyasha is a strong contender too
Graved: He likes Sword Art Online LUL
TheWarbo: With the keyboard, you can't stand behind this guy and hit R2, but you CAN go to other people's chat and tell them to git gud
JaymicUnyielding: Fate/Zero
Amentur: Bleach could fit with all the Katanas
Extramrdo: bleach is pretty normie, it was on toonami
randomino5: Bleach is what you have to pour in your eyes after watching Bleach.
TXC2: ghost in the shell is his best anime
B4rberblacksheep: Why are we nekkid
SalsaDraugur: That's a classic tho
Extramrdo: we're nude because it's rude to steal these peoples' clothes, that's why
SalsaDraugur: JoJo is good
princessliz666: have you ever killed the asylum demon first thing ?
TheMerricat: You make me cry Adam. ^_^
Mangledpixel: it's an anime about a game
wintermelonandteeth: it was a game in an anime
n_mandrag: Or you go obscure - "Here and there, now and then"
VoyRising: @TXC2 You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.
PhoenixMelior: the big question is how many OCs does Otaku Jeff have?
TXC2: TheWarbo R2 is just 3 on the numpad for me
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff has seen all 855 episodes of One Piece
RassilonDND: you know, i was an adventurer like you, until that one time i was reincarnated as a slime.
randomino5: M-m-m-multikill!
m0nkeyrama: Dark souls on the go Kreygasm
I_Am_Clockwork: @B4rberblacksheep one of the starting classes is "you start naked with a club, good luck"
Extramrdo: souls and that door
mercano82: 80 souls
n_mandrag: Not T-posing enough for dominance
SalsaDraugur: @cheetoJack the real question is what top tier waifu does Otaku Jeff have
Extramrdo: try a plunger attack
TheWarbo: TXC2 "stand behind this guy and mash R2 on the numpad" just doesn't have the same ring IMO
m0nkeyrama: Good old big booty demon
RayFK: Heck him up Savidan
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Punch him in the butt
sir_jack_DB: aim for the giblets!
RogueLink: seabatHITBOX
DrasonSpike: so when do you start your no death run dark souls?
m0nkeyrama: benginTry benginTry
RassilonDND: go for the shins!
wintermelonandteeth: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
shdragon: The greeeed
n_mandrag: Russel- bring us home!!
mercano82: How many years ago did the LRR crew have Dark Souls modded so it said "Victory Get" when they beat a boss?
TXC2: Adam not getting the souls there
VoyRising: The Legend Never Dies
randomino5: club holster lul
slothtyler: B)
PhoenixMelior: I mean, yeah. That's why it's the weapon of choice for speedrunners
TXC2: mercano82 like 4
cheetoJack: when do we start killing people for their sweet katanas
randomino5: no death run club only no armor or leveling, go
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack knowing Otaku Jeff, probably now
The_Passerby: Hmm, Adam, will you betray your principals and true self by putting on pants in this run of Dark Souls?
Suhono: I believe they're called "karate swords"
PhoenixMelior: oh is it not Zweihander? I thought it was. My bad.
Bellpei: Jeff otaku obviously uses the katana.
TXC2: yes you can Adam
mercano82: Man this game sticks around.
m0nkeyrama: the claymore was my favorite
PhoenixMelior: I will likely never play Dark Souls, but I used to watch a lot of people play it
shdragon: Yeah, you can level up at every fire (except one specific one, I think?)
RassilonDND: what was "you died" modded to. i cant remember
AGiantRoach: Giants, Giants, become unstoppable
VoyRising: @RassilonDND Thanks Obama
Amentur: lrrHEART Chinese warswords
TXC2: RassilonDND you tried
PhoenixMelior: (the game is very intimidating if you're not good at dodging/parrying)
Talin06: fewer bugs?
Papperslappen: Because Dark Souls is a flawless masterpiece
TheMerricat: Because only 'hardcore' people play DS and Skyrim is the SAO of Video Games?
PhoenixMelior: Souls Retreived was like lrrFINE
princessliz666: skyrim is easier so it appeals to less people although this game is better...
Veishaunaea: whenever you're bad at a video game, just get better at Dark Souls lol
RayFK: I think it gets less shit because Skyrim was like the last thing they released? But Dark Souls has had two sequels and a spiritual sequel
RayFK: For an actual answer
emonotony: Is this the Dark Souls of Dark Souls?
mercano82: That rat rag doll
VoyRising: @PhoenixMelior It's possible to go for a shield and heavy armor, but yeah, not being good at dodging/parrying is pretty rough.
shdragon: 14/14 STR/DEX for the Uchigatana
TheWarbo: This is the Dark Souls of being the Dark Souls of Dark Souls
TheR676767: my Chinese War Sword
MadWaltz: 14 dex, 14 str (though if you two-hand you don't need the full str)
kumatsu: oh, are we doing a Sick Katana run?
PhoenixMelior: the thing about Elder Scrolls games is that you usually love whatever game you were brought into the series on. Lots of people came in on Skyrim.
PhoenixMelior: So they remade it like a bajillion times and we'll never see a remake of Oblivion. Which breaks my heart.
VoyRising: I -loved- Oblivion, despite the awful faces.
JudgeKyle: Dark souls also kind of jicked of an entire genre, while Skyrim was sort of the peak of it's genre
Papperslappen: Is this the dark souls of "is this the dark souls of X"-jokes?
cheetoJack: why is there a little fire icon in the top right occassionally
ZethRuss: I've never played this game and yet I know this area from watching LRR streams ...
Mr_sandmens: What system are you playing on
TXC2: cheetoJack that's game saving
VoyRising: @Mr_sandmens Switch
PhoenixMelior: I think it saves when you get souls?
TXC2: Mr_sandmens this is on the switch
Veishaunaea: my first Elder Scrolls was Morowind. Ah all the reading, but such an epic story
cheetoJack: oh that seems inefficient
Scaryghostcall: adam hoi
The_Passerby: @PhoenixMelior sup? how goes your new mad max apocolypse up in Canada?
TheMerricat: so is this crossplatform? I.e. can he be invaded by PS4/PC players?
PhoenixMelior: The_Passerby huh?
mercano82: Oh, we're actually killing this guy for the sweet katana? I was going to say the meme.
JudgeKyle: POTION SELLER
RogueLink: oh hey, a sweet katana
The_Passerby: @PhoenixMelior just referencing Canada's new weed legality.
Papperslappen: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the hole!
JaymicUnyielding: Potion Seller! I am going into battle!
Thandres: god, those cursed ass memes D:
Rockario: He wasn't going to seel you the katana, otaku jeff got belligerant
The_Passerby: Also Adam! Why did you kill that nice man?!
steelfox13: Kay Taco Geoff
The_Passerby: He didn't deserve to die!
PhoenixMelior: The_Passerby aside from more people waiting in line NOTHING has changed lol
TheWarbo: !quote 292
LRRbot: Quote #292: "I can hardly begrudge the people who incessantly told us to kill the merchant because he drops a sweet katana because that's where we got our new euphemism for pooping: "Excuse me, I have to go and drop a sweet katana." Although it should be more like "excuse me, I have to go comment in a Dark Souls chatroom."" —Cameron [2015-05-20]
Iciilix: Way of the Samurai looks different than what I remember.
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff doesn't believe in capitalism, he takes what he wants
The_Passerby: @PhoenixMelior more line waiting?! NOOOOOOOO! It truly is a hellscape of unimaginable ultra-crime.
PhoenixMelior: to Otaku Jeff, the saying is "Capitalism? NO"
mercano82: 2015. This game does go back.
TheWarbo: Or much shorter
TheWarbo: !quote 254
LRRbot: Quote #254: "Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there." —Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
TXC2: should have leveled dex first
m0nkeyrama: Need more dex to do damage, yeah
Papperslappen: Is Jeff the Gritty of Dark Souls characters?
MadWaltz: two handing only affects str
KinoGami: can't two hand for dex
MadWaltz: You are sat 14 str, 13 dex
shdragon: If you 2-hand it, you can get by with less *strength* but you still need the Dex.
The_Passerby: Killing nice people for their sweet katanas just seems like a dick move. :(
The_Passerby: Why Chat? Whyy?
The_Passerby: The humanity!
TheMerricat: Speaking of Oblivion, five hours ago, I wonder how Skyblivion is going.
n_mandrag: stabbed with a blunt club... brutal
m0nkeyrama: But it's a sweet katana
MadWaltz: otaku jeff needs more training to use his karate sword
TXC2: go rest at the fire to find out
The_Passerby: He was a legitmate business man not doing anything.
Jeezy56: it was 8 hundred and something
Papperslappen: I'm not a murderer but a sweet katana is a sweet katana
The_Passerby: @m0nkeyrama dang it.
SalsaDraugur: well that guy was a weeb so he can't be that nice
The_Passerby: Dang it chat. Stop being murderers
TheWarbo: while you were reading the chat, I studied the sweet katana
The_Passerby: and committing armed robbery
TheR676767: just stay at 13 dex and use your karate sword the way Otaku Jeff would IRL
cheetoJack: The_Passerby we can't help it, we're Chaotic Neutral
MadWaltz: Do you buy the ninja suit from Shiva? I don't remember
TheWarbo: club OP
ArcOfTheConclave: I'm in pain
TXC2: MadWaltz I think so yes
Amentur: Stay at 13 Dex to not unleash a power not meant for this world?
The_Passerby: @cheetoJack You keep murdering people, if you'd just commit armed robbery and buglury there wouldn't be a problem. ALso you guys are obviously Chaotic EVIL
The_Passerby: Chat is Chaotic Evil! NOOOOOOOOO
Koshindan: This is the worst anime convention.
Kramburger: Morning Adam, morning chat
Koshindan: Everybody cosplayed the same thing.
TheWarbo: who cares, alignment is a broken system anyway
TehAmelie: let's see, there's the thief armor in lower undead burg, the ninja pajamas early on in Blighttown or the samurai armor in the far end of Darkroot
m0nkeyrama: This is dark souls, pretty much everyone can be killed with no feelings of remorse :)
JudgeKyle: @thewarbo eh, alignment works as much as you want it to
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cheetoJack: I want a dark souls mod that replaces all chests with mimics
VoyRising: I loved that one of the very first chests you encounter in DS3 was a mimic.
Jeezy56: good ol' club, nothin' beats that!
TheR676767: Jeff can take him.
TXC2: SUB HYPE 39
TheWarbo: We need all-mimics-no-chest mod
KinoGami: the ring isn't, the sword is
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Rockario: Thief or black leather would be a good start since, you know, we're naked
Kramburger: Oh wow
cheetoJack: seabatHITBOX
snowewolf: Adam Would you consider doing a Nier autamarter hard run?
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
VoyRising: yes
AGiantRoach: SIR I'm trying to take a sippy
VoyRising: you can parry with the plank shield
TXC2: all shields can parry in this game
VoyRising: RTSR setup
TheWarbo: JudgeKyle Oh, I was just saying it for meme. My *actual* alignment thoughts are too complicated for Discord, much less Twitch chat
Rockario: Dont' forget, 2-handed strong attack with the club is a jump
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
cheetoJack: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
VoyRising: Well done.
Amentur: lrrHORN doogDab lrrHORN doogDab lrrHORN doogDab
WithoutAnAce: are we doing a stipulation or just goin along?
Novus_Spes: Adam my man! We on Switch? How does it feel?
TehAmelie: do you want to make it a fire karate sword for extra anime?
Drazoth: is this the switch version?
TXC2: yeap
TheWarbo: kill him he drops a sucky katana
JudgeKyle: @thewarbo that's fair, I mostly stand by the comment I made would consider my actual thoughts to be the same lol, I can have endless conversations about it
shdragon: Don't let Otaku Jeff hear you say that
VoyRising: @Drazoth Yeah
m0nkeyrama: Time to throw it in the trash where it belongs Kappa
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff has the power of god and anime on his side, he can't lose
TXC2: choices have been made
RogueLink: What's the name of the super long sword? Isn't it "Fishing Rod" or something like that?
mercano82: The murder katana doesn't even do much damage? I was told it would be sweet.
TXC2: washing poll
MadWaltz: Washing Pole?
TXC2: *pole
TheWarbo: See my problem is I didn't really need LRR to inform me I can get on my Switch and buy Dark Souls. :-P
Novus_Spes: What video now?
マット清水: Nothin personell, kid
PhoenixMelior: TheWarbo but you get to watch Adam git gud with the new controls!
Koshindan: I really hate the pain sound.
SalsaDraugur: "nothing personell kid"
TXC2: I am not used to these male noises
VoyRising: @TXC2 Likewise.
harvester369: whT about the ring ?
noSmokeFire: yo dawg, I think you've got boneitis
VoyRising: Good job remembering the archers Adam.
PhoenixMelior: Otaku Jeff is walking to his second boss - naked.
Amentur: I was also about to ask about the ring lrrAWESOME
MadWaltz: Vampire Killer is a good song to have stuck in your head
noSmokeFire: oh no, surprise
TXC2: do we have the master kry?
TXC2: Key?
Drazoth: What are the chances of the switch port of warframe being played on new day tuesday when it comes out?
noSmokeFire: grundelized
mtvcdm: I mean we never have the master key.
VoyRising: C'mon and slam.
I_Am_Clockwork: adam doing this the hard way naked
VoyRising: The bleeeed
PhoenixMelior: Drazoth probably zero. I don't think anyone in LRR plays Warframe
MadWaltz: otaku jeff prefers to fight in his fundoshi
cheetoJack: lrrGOAT
AGiantRoach: EZ Clap
TheR676767: daaange
PhoenixMelior: what was that? Did I hear, Camera pls?
shdragon: EZPZ
I_Am_Clockwork: got that bleed
TXC2: EDGE
JudgeKyle: go for the tail carve!
mercano82: Easy game for babies.
Tiber727: Death by crotch injuries. What a way to go.
m0nkeyrama: ez pz
Orgmastron: EZ game 4 babies
PhoenixMelior: ooh Adam has souls to spend
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VoyRising: Weird non-damage-over-time bleed.
RogueLink: @LoadingReadyRun how many times have you played dark souls now?
RayFK: Now backstab him
RayFK: Take out Solaire
RayFK: Get his stuff
TheWarbo: JOLLY COOPERATION
gabogamergalaxi1994: Hola saludos desde Paraguay !!
m0nkeyrama: BlessRNG BlessRNG
shdragon: \[T]/
VoyRising: @RayFK You monster.
RayFK: JOLLY BETRAYAL
DentedPockets: No survivors run? Kill everyone?
RogueLink: @RayFK WutFace
RassilonDND: is this the weeb sword that will slash the heavens?
GhostOfACoffeeCup: hug him, he'll give you a sweet hug
TheWarbo: Cmon Adam
shdragon: Don't thou even praise? \[T]/
Robot_Bones: Look at that beautiful Karate Boi
RayFK: Now you can get healing
RayFK: and take out Solaire
VoyRising: keek
PhoenixMelior: SAFE
VoyRising: Dex
DrasonSpike: that seems like it would hurt kicking a ladder down
I_Am_Clockwork: dex
RayFK: Dex for Uchigatan
AGiantRoach: DEX
TheWarbo: Estus
Tiber727: Well, the other way to do it is to trigger the dragon and then run back.
VoyRising: You don't need str for katana
RassilonDND: you monsters. leave that poor sun boy alone!
PhoenixMelior: !findquote VIT
LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (42m ago).
noSmokeFire: healthy, healthy weiners
Rockario: Jeff watches anime, right? Is he edgy? Does he want to be an anti-hero?
sithenin: When I first played, I farmed that bridge, just walk out, and back in and the dragon burns all the mobs, rest and repeat
shdragon: Damage for the katana scales entirely off Dex.
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff would go for only damage
I_Am_Clockwork: dex and endurence are the best for katana runs
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff wouldn't get hit
Robot_Bones: Don't need Health if you don't get hit seabatBRAIN
noSmokeFire: "health is boring" -Otaku Jeff
GhostOfACoffeeCup: 40 dex or bust!
I_Am_Clockwork: endurence lets you swing more
RassilonDND: health is for people who take damage. You can dodge everything!
WithoutAnAce: Who is otaku Jeff?
Robot_Bones: Its Beej's fault really
SalsaDraugur: Otaku Jeff studied the blade, no one can beat him
kumatsu: Memelord Savidan showing us the way
noSmokeFire: otaku jeff's head is really tiny
TXC2: you spent 10 days in a car with Beej, it's amazing you dont know EVERYTHING about anime Kappa
RayFK: I wanna cosplay OtakuJeff
m0nkeyrama: Otaku jeff knows only attack
GhostOfACoffeeCup: All in is the only winning hand.
PhoenixMelior: dumb? Otaku Jeff is a genius. His brain's too big
Tangsm: I remember back in the olden days when you said you didn't know anything about weaboos, Adam.
AGiantRoach: They aren't dumb ideas. Theey are seabatBRAIN ideas
I_Am_Clockwork: I am HERE for silly character ideas
DrasonSpike: get dragon sword?
Tangsm: How you've grown.
kumatsu: @RayFK Driver shift outfit seabatBRAIN
MadWaltz: otaku jeff's ki is too strong to get poisoned
Psychic_Ketchup: noSmokeFire nah it's not small, it's aerodynamic Kappa
RayFK: kumatsu TOS
RayFK: Black Knight Sword? Go mono strength no health
Rockario: 30%
sithenin: Wouldnt he have been taking small abounts of poison since birth to develop an immunity
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff can do it, I believe in him
EmpyrealHell: just parry him like 12 times until he falls off the tower, then plunging attack and you're golden, easy
GhostOfACoffeeCup: Kathleen should make Adam cosplay Yuri on ice lrrDARK
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RayFK: Nito Coveneant
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] The interent's a beautiful thing, I love it so much.
LRRbot: New quote #5433: "The interent's a beautiful thing, I love it so much." —Adam [2018-10-23]
aClonedPickle: it's a NG+ thing
PhoenixMelior: I don't think Adam would be down to cosplay anything
noSmokeFire: grundled
KinoGami: gravelord servant is PVP
KinoGami: they summon stronger enemies into players NG+ and up
RogueLink: Get em!
RassilonDND: why does otaku jeff want to ring the bells? is it just to meet his waifu gwynevere?
noSmokeFire: you'd think eventually he'd just stay down
KinoGami: they do nothing in NG unless you decide you want to invade them and fight them
RayFK: BK GS
RayFK: OH SHIIII
TheWarbo: Adam you're mispronuncing it; it's actually "Gravel-ord servant"
RayFK: Mono strength
RayFK: Live your best buff life
Frankenfruity: casual grateswaord
RogueLink: Oh sweet you got the great sword!
Robot_Bones: Sword Drop POGGERS
m0nkeyrama: Pig time!
Amentur: Both the Sword and Greatsword lrrWOW
Rockario: NOW we can be Berserk
aClonedPickle: that humanity for +50 item find
Rockario: That's the one with the big sword, right?
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TXC2: SUB HYPE ANSWER
I_Am_Clockwork: give 'em a keek
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TheWarbo: "no drinking; healing is for players"
noSmokeFire: try plunging
RogueLink: mmm pork
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff wants some roast boar
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff knows that the only thing sharper than his blade is his mind
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff has the brains to go with that brawn
andrelins: Top level AI
TheWarbo: Jeff has both the Big Brain and the Alluring Skull
TheElrad: some fancy footsies there, Adam
RogueLink: Now I kinda want to play castlevania
PhoenixMelior: has Otaku Jeff died yet?
RayFK: YOOOOOOOOO
wintermelonandteeth: why is Jeff so deadly skinny
KeiRaccoon: Hello Seabats, Seachats! RaccAttack /
popedeadpool: Now I'm just hearing Taco Jeff.
noSmokeFire: for the full experience, play it with a rockband controller
KinoGami: it's coming on PS4 soon, adam
TXC2: PhoenixMelior not yet
KinoGami: end of the month i think
KinoGami: yea for real
RogueLink: @LoadingReadyRun I'd watch that. Would you stream it here or your channel?
MadWaltz: Yeah, it's bundled with Rondo of Blood IIRC
sir_jack_DB: 10/26/18
KinoGami: i think it's the hd remake of the psp collection
I_Am_Clockwork: secret apeshit attack
sir_jack_DB: same day as the new season of the show on netflix
TheR676767: oh that's 3 days away dang
TXC2: next bonfire is with Andre
DrasonSpike: ooooo SON on ps4! good
RassilonDND: wait whats coming out at the end of the month? rdr2?
sir_jack_DB: no
noSmokeFire: you're late for school!!
LathosTiran: elevator to the left of big dude in church
TehAmelie: those three dudes will be more trouble, i was gonna say xD
TheR676767: otaku jeff, known gymnast
cheetoJack: no, otaku jeff!
shdragon: RIP
princessliz666: this is darksouls...
Amentur: JEFF doogThump
cheetoJack: you were the chosen one Otaku Jeff! You were supposed to save us!
superdude097: Hello Adam & chat! :D
AGiantRoach: Otaku jeff running for the bonfire with toast in his mouth
TXC2: hello superdude097 welcome
GhostOfACoffeeCup: Dark Souls is truly the Dark Souls of Dark Souls!
RassilonDND: is this like re-zero? does otaku jeff respawn by rewinding time?
noSmokeFire: dark souls is the metroidvania of high school comedies
TheWarbo: Da Parish
GhostOfACoffeeCup: He revives by winning an anime trivia contest against death.
RassilonDND: is otaku jeff subaru from re-zero?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: IN THE NAME OF GOD
TheR676767: Otaku Jeff can't purchase the potion seller's strongest potions
Galad_t: PogChamp //
m0nkeyrama: I'd forgotten how much damage poison does
wintermelonandteeth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
hennnba: whats this?
Robot_Bones: uwu
Tiber727: Remember, Toxic is even worse.
hennnba: speed run?
TehAmelie: those rats have special poison
TXC2: hennnba not really, more a theme run
ZeroArcana: dammit Adam, now I'm doing it too
Robot_Bones: si
TXC2: yes, but it's expensive
KinoGami: you should go get grass crest shield
hennnba: @txc2 oh okay.. ds1 remaster i think
aClonedPickle: 1 1 2 2 3
DentedPockets: Can't you just go kill that demon down the steps?
shdragon: I think it's 1/1/2/2/3?
superdude097: Is this the Switch version? I don't recognize the button icons.
TXC2: indeed switch version
Rockario: This Megaman music just keeps making me think of "Marge Krumping, but it's a Megaman boss"
superdude097: Thanks :>
TheWarbo: yeah it's the switch because "new" day Tuesday
hennnba: nice
Robot_Bones: you can afford it if you kill the titanite demon lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: you can also kill the large knight in the church for one guaranteed shard
ReydienOnline: doesn't it cost souls to upgrade?
I_Am_Clockwork: oh god
superdude097: Don't forget to learn that gesture!
Robot_Bones: One shot is all Otaku Jeff needs
m0nkeyrama: I remember this going really well the last time
Abavus: Never before has a bigger lie been uttered
RassilonDND: first try!
TehAmelie: the hitbox on that jump is like, ten hitboxes and none of them are regulation size
Robot_Bones: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
noSmokeFire: remember: it's more scared of you than you are of it
TehAmelie: it has no head >_>
TXC2: I'm not sure this thing even has emotions
I_Am_Clockwork: good old Titanite demon
SalsaDraugur: I've never actually played darksouls, does dodging remove your hitbox?
TehAmelie: yeah you get i-frames
Robot_Bones: you have invincibllity frames
m0nkeyrama: You tried seabatBRAIN
TheWarbo: iFrames
KinoGami: the faster your roll the more frames you get
SalsaDraugur: neat
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff wouldn't turn away from a challenge
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff stands up to bullies like this weird statue thing
TheWarbo: "I'm only gonna give this one try"
thatchesterguy: does this demon not have lightning?
TehAmelie: it does
RassilonDND: otaku jeff is the only gatekeeper here. dont you let that titanite demon block your way!
Robot_Bones: it only uses the lightning at distances
TehAmelie: they all like to shoot lightning if you stay away
thatchesterguy: drops slab?
TXC2: no, this MIGHT drop a catch pole though
I_Am_Clockwork: not this one, i don't htink
TehAmelie: demon titanite. it's more the 2000 souls we want right now i guess
m0nkeyrama: The other option is to farm back upstairs, but that goes against everything otaku jeff believes in
Robot_Bones: First Try POGGERS
cheetoJack: lrrGOAT
m0nkeyrama: Never didn't have it
GhostOfACoffeeCup: lrrGOAT
Rockario: Otaku Jeff has a strong "no filler" stance
noSmokeFire: otaku jeff in: attack on titanite
I_Am_Clockwork: benginTry
shdragon: You technically have enough to get to +4 as well
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] See that? putting the Adam in Nostradamus!
LRRbot: New quote #5434: "See that? putting the Adam in Nostradamus!" —Adam [2018-10-23]
Novus_Spes: The Adam in Nostrodamis? I have not laughed out loud so hard until that line!!
TehAmelie: of course we want to collect demon titanite as we go so we can turn Quelaag's soul into the ultimate karate sword as soon as we meet the giant blacksmith
TheWarbo: !findquote loonie
LRRbot: Quote #1482: "Eat s*** chat, eat lrrEFF -ing bags of s***. Eat entire lrrEFF -in'... I hope that the next chocolate covered loonie you unwrap is just a nugget of s***, you lrrEFF -in', you lrrEFF -in pieces of crap. lrrEFF you guys!" —Adam [2016-01-09]
SalsaDraugur: well give 1000 monkies a typewriter
niivvy: lrrWOW adam says we're special lrrHEART
Tiber727: We're the greatest example of crowdsourced humor.
noSmokeFire: his name's jeff
KinoGami: otaku is just a fan
TheElrad: James, I would like to lodge a complaint about the Newness of this particular Tuesday
TXC2: JURFF!
KinoGami: it has nothing to do with being white
superdude097: They have Otakus in Japan
Tiber727: Otaku is someone obsessed with something to the point of being pathetic.
KinoGami: no
waser3000: I think he got Otaku and Weeabo mixed up
TheElrad: game came out 7 years ago, Adam :P
KinoGami: you're thinking gaijin
GhostOfACoffeeCup: Otakus are the ones in japan. Western otakus are Weeeeeeeebs!
RassilonDND: question:are we getting a rdr2 friday or next tuesday?
SalsaDraugur: I think it just means nerd
noSmokeFire: weeaboo is the white guy obsessed with japan, otaku is just someone who's way too into something (probably anime)
2rrr_mirror_breaker: IN THE NAME OF GOD WE FIGHT FOR HEAVEN!
EvilBadman: @TheElrad Cruch 100 hour weeks and make a new game for next tuesday. Kappa
thatchesterguy: castlevania music?
steelfox13: He's obsessed with Jeffs.
RayFK: Cuz you were talking about Symphony of the Night
shdragon: Because it's a good song, duh
RayFK: and that it is a great game
Robot_Bones: IN THE NAME OF JEFF
RayFK: and I can't wait for you to play it
Koshindan: Just wait, he'll end up combining In The Name of God and the Castlevania song.
GhostOfACoffeeCup: IN THE NAME OF JEFF
TehAmelie: ah yes, we're playing online, where you basically have to die in order to kindle a fire
superdude097: It's cool
KinoGami: i don;t think anyone is mad, we just want you to be informed
マット清水: mah neam jeff
EvilBadman: It's pronounced Geoff
Koshindan: WAIFUS
GhostOfACoffeeCup: WE RIDE FOR ANOR LOOOONDOOOO!
niivvy: mangoBANGER mangoBANGER mangoBANGER
Koshindan: IN THE NAME OF JEFF WE FIGHT FOR WAIFUS
MercurialVox: Killing in the name of Jeoff?
Tiber727: Otaku in Japan, meens creepy about a hobby. In the west, it generally gets used to mean anime fans.
TXC2: easy on the allcaps chat
TheOneCalledStu: powerwolf in my lrr
Robot_Bones: waifuwus
TheOneCalledStu: im okay with this
noSmokeFire: damage=yes
niivvy: music stream where adam mutters lyrics and hums
GhostOfACoffeeCup: let's not go to firelink shrine. it is a silly place
gay_unicorn_of_love: is the song your singing that song by sabaton???
superdude097: That's the Gravelord covenant
aClonedPickle: who the heck is gravelording firelink
thatchesterguy: adam's asmr
noSmokeFire: dark souls ASMR
gay_unicorn_of_love: i dont even know if thats the song your humming, but now i have that one in my head
cheetoJack: We need a Beej/Adam ASMR stream
niivvy: lrrBEEJ LRRSMR
shdragon: Gotta step out to get coffee. don't die.
princessliz666: have you thought about doing a Soul level 1 run?
niivvy: LRRSMRR
KinoGami: as long as you don't become human you wont have to worry about pvp players or covenants
GhostOfACoffeeCup: ASMR of just Adam unwrapping magic packs and breathing hard when he rips a bomb.
TheOneCalledStu: we have no need of pants
TheWarbo: "is this the dark souls of asmr"
cheetoJack: Armor is blocking, if you're blocking you're losing
wintermelonandteeth: what armor? lrrBEEJ
Robot_Bones: Otaku Jeff needs eastern armor
TheElrad: Adam, armour is for people who are planning on getting hit
Koshindan: Otaku Jeff doesn't need armor when he has the most power of blades.
kumatsu: Armor is for people weaker than Otaku Jeff
aClonedPickle: put on the fancy hollow skirt
superdude097: Speaking of Gravelord cov... is it STILL wonky?
steelfox13: Jeff needs only the blade and the breeze between his thighs.
KinoGami: if you do become human tho i suggest doing it when going through darkroot forest Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: armor is sacrilege to the creedo of Otaku Jeff
A_Dub888: #nudelife
GhostOfACoffeeCup: FKK hero
Tiber727: Otaku Jeff needs only one piece of armor, and that armor is faith.
JediTransmit: The secret ape-ship technique!
SalsaDraugur: it's the stabby boys
TehAmelie: i suggest turning off online before turning human Kappa
noSmokeFire: get in the HOLE
AntiCrepuscular: RING OUT
GhostOfACoffeeCup: Use what you learned from Monster Hunter: • Don't get hit. • Hit it till it dies.
Ukon_vasara: did we get the guchi katana already?
niivvy: living MangoPog
thatchesterguy: stand your ground!
KinoGami: how did you pull all three?
TehAmelie: you might want to try the Iaito, the other karate sword that's just like this one but a little longer
GhostOfACoffeeCup: Someone throw chester back down his hole!
CrazyZonie: Yay! I can watch twitch shows again! I'm going with #BameTwichAndCox
Kazman20a: yes
I_Am_Clockwork: meh Lautrec is a dong anyway
TXC2: yes but he has a good ring
sir_jack_DB: JERF
SalsaDraugur: I think you have a mysterious key
Koshindan: Do Dark Souls 2 and 3 have the same port issues that 1 has for the PC?
noSmokeFire: give me a soulslike where the PC just...doesn't care about the lore. so all the items are "some sword" "what's his name's key" "crown of some guy"
GhostOfACoffeeCup: lautrec is a case of EAT THE RICH
KinoGami: it does
GhostOfACoffeeCup: redistribute his golden armor
TXC2: Koshindan 3 doesn't have it as bad as 1
thatchesterguy: this is switch?
TXC2: this is indeed switch
thatchesterguy: impressive
shdragon: Go kcik him off a cliff.
GhostOfACoffeeCup: eat the switch?
KinoGami: the game will dynamically lower the resolution in docked mode depending on the area you're in
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Gonna let him live?
KinoGami: on handheld it stays nice and smooth
Koshindan: I tried to play one on PC, but it was so awful that I didn't get far.
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lilyoswald: I was thinking about buying this, is it a good version so far?
TXC2: SUB HYPE 43
Nigouki: what controller are you using?
ChroniclerC: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
chesul: so, you're going to kill him the wuss way?
GallowsCat: Hey adam, you checked out the new Soul Calibur yet?
shdragon: 1 flask per gargoyle.
noSmokeFire: they're warm milk
chesul: no problem, just confirming.
niivvy: mangoMarth mangoMarth mangoMarth mangoMarth
chesul: it's how I kill him.
thatchesterguy: double double?
GhostOfACoffeeCup: gargle those gargoyles
KinoGami: use goldpine resin?
superdude097: First try incoming
I_Am_Clockwork: i played a crapton of Soul Caliber 3 with my dad, back in the day
KinoGami: bonus damage to demons
TehAmelie: do you have your pine resins? hmm maybe too late now
Ukon_vasara: yeah, i havent eventually i should get around to beating this game, but ... theres other easier games FishMoley
shdragon: Wow, one hit to take the tail off?
chesul: you got this.
kitchenlynx: so your using the pro controller
shdragon: WOW
BloodnBullets: just got here, what the hell is this sword?
TXC2: we all want that booty Adam
GhostOfACoffeeCup: EZ PZ
chesul: Nice!
Amentur: I was really happy when they added support for the pro controller in Steam Big Picture mode. Thing rocks
m0nkeyrama: That damage though
TXC2: BloodnBullets the uchigatana
superdude097: EZ game
TehAmelie: lrrGOAT there
GhostOfACoffeeCup: lrrGOAT
shdragon: EZPZ
TXC2: EDGE
AGiantRoach: God and Anime Triumph again
cheetoJack: so thats another boss on first try?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: EZ game of EZ babes
shdragon: Easy Game.
BloodnBullets: seems... dece...
DMGlol: ez
ZeroArcana: lrrGOAT
niivvy: mangoSellout
aClonedPickle: pvp1 lrrHAM pvp2 pvp3
Talin06: game for lrrAWESOME
GhostOfACoffeeCup: chopped hams
shdragon: 3 hours? You'll be beating it, right?
CataclysmicReverb: Capoeira demon
Verdeloth24: Looks like your character could use some cake.
DentedPockets: Burt and Ernie or bust.
LathosTiran: fuck, ive put 6 hours into that fight. still not past it. well done sir
kitchenlynx: uchi so you murdered the nice shop keeper
TXC2: MAH BELL!
iamkaiserbear: iddEZ
shdragon: :O
niivvy: yessss
chesul: Adam, I believe in you, you can kill O&S this stream.
Bellpei: Did someone call me?
noSmokeFire: oh boi
TheWarbo: !quote 4866
LRRbot: Quote #4866: "Dark Souls is an infinite runner, right?" —Heather [2018-04-01]
Orgmastron: YES
GhostOfACoffeeCup: shoebox demon
cheetoJack: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Bellpei: "bell"
m0nkeyrama: YES!
Amentur: lrrWOW Yay
ChroniclerC: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
shdragon: What's the new Spectator Mode about?
m0nkeyrama: PogChamp PogChamp
Ukon_vasara: ooh
niivvy: 1hr mangoPog
Redhot19: POGGERS Spectator mode!!!
I_Am_Clockwork: yay Spectator mode!
noSmokeFire: this is the one on sma-four-sh?
LathosTiran: Smash 4
aClonedPickle: gonna put it in my face hole(s)
TehAmelie: three hours is about double the world speedrun record, and Adam has even played this before
revjakenash: YES! I got my evening all planned out then
JudgeKyle: Yaaaaaaaaaas
niivvy: how was it working with TKbreezy
Redhot19: its like a podcast!
TheWarbo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:15.
Kazman20a: cheer100 for new content
BloodnBullets: we watch multiple hour streams ALL THE TIME
JudgeKyle: I'm so stoked to learn about smash
AGiantRoach: Pretty excited to watch
SalsaDraugur: what esport are you covering this time?
noSmokeFire: T-pose for dominance
Ukon_vasara: i mean, we watch your streams, and those are longer than an hour
shdragon: "I don' know how I expect anyone to watch an hour of shit" -Adam, during a *three hour long* Dark Souls stream.
TXC2: be watch that for Breakfast tomarrow then
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun We binge watch entire seasons, so what's an hour long show?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Come At Me Bro" Learned
TehAmelie: the most important gesture
niivvy: Do you guys talk about melee at all?
TheGcsmith: What's this game on switch like?
Redhot19: this is my travel season for work so I spend a lot of time driving and I loved listening to spectator mode
niivvy: mangoF mangoF mangoF mangoF
e_bloc: cheer65 65 bits, 50 for remastered content, 15 for Adam being awesome
LathosTiran: 20 min is an info dump, not an education
Abavus: Go left
noSmokeFire: am I the only one who thinks these ladders seem weirdly modern compared to the rest of the architecture
KinoGami: i have played it in a moving vehicle, handheld is fine
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lower Undead Berg
Ukon_vasara: time to give lurtrac a boot?
shdragon: Always go left
niivvy: i wonder who you would talk to for melee...Crimson Blur maybe mangoThink
aClonedPickle: Gcsmith it's 30fps but blighttown appears to work fine and the audio's compressed into blegh-town but if you're just using the switch speakers it's w/e
ChroniclerC: Next is lower Undeadburg into Depths into Blighttown, right?
Robot_Bones: Yeah adam is remastered content too Kappa
Dhaunayne: cheer50 50 bits for remastered adam
TehAmelie: heh, first time i've heard that collection of sketchy people sitting around a bonfire a "town"
2rrr_mirror_breaker: also adam has been going to the gym, maybe he is a remastered Adam did ya think about that twitch chat
TXC2: ChroniclerC yes
TehAmelie: +words
shdragon: With the master key, next is lower through wyvernville, down to blightdown, and go beat up a creepy topless spider lady
niivvy: New Adam +
Robot_Bones: HD Seabats
TheGcsmith: I've never played it tbh aclone but thinking of getting a switch due to new job in London and tube times
Kazman20a: go back and kill the other Demon ? maybe
Amentur: Isn't Adam already remastered James?
ChroniclerC: HDbats
TheWarbo: How many fps is Adam now?
thatchesterguy: do you need the movement ring before going to blighttown?
e_bloc: you know when Adam releases himself onto my switch I'll give him 100 bits
EvilBadman: Put smash in spectator mode youtube
ChroniclerC: Yeah, Kappa demon
AbnormAnomaly: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:48.
TheElrad: I want to try maining Adam Savidan but I can never get his high kicks to work
aClonedPickle: dragon bridge door
shdragon: Go to the bridge where you foight the Tauros Demon.
Tiber727: Does Remasters Adam come with new content?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Locked door is on the far side of the bridge, near Sunbro
TXC2: thatchesterguy yes and no
ZethRuss: are there going to be micro transactions and lootboxes in Adam HD ?
aClonedPickle: yeah quit/reload
Psychic_Ketchup: Hehe
Redhot19: speedrun strats!
steelfox13: Rude
TehAmelie: the quickest way is taking the ladder to the bridge, chasing away the dragon again and then go to the other end of the bridge
Kramburger: I think we'd all like to see a HD Adam Savidan
Rockario: Master Key?
iamkaiserbear: katesNice
KinoGami: you have the key
ZachtlyAsIntended: Is...is that supposed to work?
noSmokeFire: why did we push cheeto man off the cliff?
e_bloc: don't we see Adam in HD all the time
TehAmelie: or, did you chase away the dragon?
e_bloc: like literally all the time. while he sleeps and whatnot
Ukon_vasara: so is remastered just a newer prepare to die edition?
ArcOfTheConclave: crack a pack life?
Ukon_vasara: well, newer and nicer?
thatchesterguy: cheeto man doesnt like fire lady right?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Key is on the inside of the gate where the Big Pig was
CrazyZonie: @Kramburger How about an 8 bit Adam
m0nkeyrama: Unlimited lootboxes PogChamp
Kramburger: In the case HD stands for ... Huge Deltoids?
m0nkeyrama: Are any of these lootboxes mimics?
Lord_ZYRK: Oh boy, I haven't heard of this new Dark Souls game PogChamp MiniK
TheWarbo: Hugs, Dude
Tiber727: The loot boxes contain emotes. Of footsies. All 5,000 of them.
Ukon_vasara: all of the lootboxes are mimics
RatekStormcrow: With ladder up to burg is faster
Ukon_vasara: but they're different kinds of mimics
superdude097: Is this dedicated no armor run, or just waiting to get a certain set?
ChroniclerC: Gatchapon where you're collecting mimic waifus? :P
Ukon_vasara: ya gonna roll hundreds of more lootboxes to get the rare mimics
TXC2: Remember Adam, you CAN'T take the FAP ring off
wildpeaks: we're being tailed :D
Lord_ZYRK: Oh shit, word got out that you drop a sweet katana if they kill you WutFace
pastorgamer88: Adam, Great job on being Lord Windgrace, and love spectator mode!!!! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
KinoGami: you could always jump to capra
KinoGami: just have to avoid the death zone Kappa
shdragon: Once you FAP you can't not FAP?
TehAmelie: if you wanna be cheaty about it
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff never misses, except when he wants to miss
Lord_ZYRK: There is no unFAP-ing
m0nkeyrama: All according to keikaku seabatBRAIN
waser3000: Otaku Jeff hits precisely where he wants to, even when he doesn'
Amentur: Now you've got me singing Duck Tales coxMistake
Laserbeaks_Fury: ehhh It's so not work the effort to kill the drake
Milambus: why is there an arrow pointing at the stamina?
I_Am_Clockwork: dragon's a tough fight irrc
Koshindan: In the name of Duck Tales?
shdragon: I've killed this dragon like, once. Ever. I Can never get it.
aClonedPickle: yeah it gets bored
TXC2: wait here, it comes down
CataclysmicReverb: Beleeb
morgoth_bauglyr: he comes down eventually
ChroniclerC: Yeah, stand there and he does
Lord_ZYRK: Life is like a windmill slam / here in Undead Burg
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TXC2: FIGHT? you madman
cheetoJack: wow that hitbox
KinoGami: it's attack is kinda bs
aClonedPickle: dragon is stupid op
TXC2: SUB HYPE 44
TehAmelie: i don't even know all the right spots and moves you have to hit to fight the dragon honestly, and with your damage you probably have to do them 20 or 30 times
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah the dragon has a lot of bs attacks
ChroniclerC: seabatHITBOX
Ukon_vasara: is that hitbox regulation size?
CataclysmicReverb: All attackbox
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
PhoenixMelior: actually productive meetings surprise me
Rockario: It's an arrow asking us to consider the size of those bars
TehAmelie: the cheesy way is from below with a +5 bow
Ukon_vasara: ive only seen ppl cheese to take the tail off
KinoGami: i'm not sure if the safe zone still exists
TXC2: you shoot it's tail off
m0nkeyrama: It's a difficult fight
PhoenixMelior: I've been gone 20 minutes chat, what did I miss?
Invitare: ah you mean modding Kappa
CataclysmicReverb: Oh right milt... uhh, hide below the stairs
thatchesterguy: the jump is part dodge
EmpyrealHell: it's less manipulation and more a dead zone in the fire hitbox when he breaths straight down. It exists in the PC remaster still, no idea about this version though
CataclysmicReverb: Killing the dragon? In this economy?
TXC2: I have beaten that dragon exactly once
TXC2: SUPER late game of course
GhostOfACoffeeCup: That was some weirdly lrrEFF -ed up sound distortion back there.
Novus_Spes: Yes
Robot_Bones: 100%
PhoenixMelior: it's up there
Novus_Spes: Objectively yes
I_Am_Clockwork: yes
niivvy: ducktails mangoBanger
steelfox13: Yes
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Definitely
TwitchTVsFrank: yes
JudgeKyle: absolutely
randomino5: duck tales, talespin, darkwing duck, whoever they had was on point
superdude097: OMG Gummi Bear theme is POGGERS!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: The ducktales reboot is great by the way
thatchesterguy: carmen sandiego?
TXC2: it's no Carmen Sandiago, but it close
Bobtheninjagoldfish: that whole 90s disney era had amazing themes. Duck Tales, Goof troop, Dakwing duck, Rescue Rangers
EvilBadman: Absolutely. Also the NES Game is all bangers. Also, also, the new ducktales show is AMAZING.
niivvy: music stream where adam sings gummy bears over and over
GhostOfACoffeeCup: Psycho theme song is up there
Kerrisis: The Raccoons had the best theme IMO - Run With Us.
I_Am_Clockwork: the late 80's through the 90's had a glutt of great show themesongs
CrazyZonie sings "It's the animaniacs. We got baloney in our slacks."
niivvy: mangoBANGER
PhoenixMelior: chat, I just saw some news pop up about Roman Reigns, is it legit?
Novus_Spes: Ducktales reboot is actually legit. I recommend it. Art style is fantastic, voice acting is top.
RatekStormcrow: wrong direction :)
KinoGami: PhoenixMelior yea
vulcurdi1: Is one more still on later?
PhoenixMelior: lrrAWW
PhoenixMelior: that's no bueno
Ukon_vasara: admittedly i did spend a fair bit of time just walking up those steps, collecting my 555 souls and meandering back down to bonfire
spleenlord: What the what. How is dark souls on New Day?
TehAmelie: if you stand out there when he goes back to the roof he goes away
mtvcdm: It unfortunately is, PhoenixMelior.
revjakenash: cheer500 for more Seabats content
vulcurdi1: Thanks Adam! We <3 you!
Novus_Spes: @spleenlord Switch Release.
TXC2: be content Chat
CrazyZonie: LRR ASMR with Adam is a show
niivvy: interesting to watch the RAW crowd reaction
xantos69: !next
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spleenlord: Ahh I see. Thanks
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haseo_sora: !next
aClonedPickle: TXC i come here to watch content not be content :v
EvilBadman: @PhoenixMelior Carny as WWE is, that's for real. Generally, real name serious issue promo is legit
Tiber727: When Adam is not streaming, everyone should be asking, "Where's Adam?"
RassilonDND: wait the leukemia news isnt part of the lore?
CataclysmicReverb: Ugh, PUBG? I'm finishing my Adam times then I'm out
TehAmelie: oh yeah, the key is past the pig
aClonedPickle: oh hey you don't have the key
mtvcdm: Nope. The leukemia is real.
aClonedPickle: gotta go back to the pig gate
frozenphoenix7: What's the manifest?
RatekStormcrow: WUT ?
CataclysmicReverb: poke the pig in the butt
Robot_Bones: Pig is dead
TXC2: like how many people feel REALLY Bad for booing Roman, 'cause I do
Lord_ZYRK: !nextAdam command when? 🤔
SalsaDraugur: @CataclysmicReverb same, but mostly because I need to wake up tomorrow morning
Valdor19: I hated the character of Roman, but he was a really good athlete
Tiber727: The gate is near the fireplace by the blacksmith.
Robot_Bones: seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: i guess the elevator from Firelink had been faster
PhoenixMelior: txc2 well how do you boo for that man now
Ukon_vasara: i got a neato hat from later pig, does this pig drop that neato hat too?
niivvy: people boo'd because of bad storylines not because roman is a bad guy
rocketjohn: I don't feel bad for booing roman. I feel bad for Joe Anoi'i
morgoth_bauglyr: round round get around he gets around
ChroniclerC: ding ding
Invitare: around and around. You might call it a pirouette
TXC2: PhoenixMelior how indeed
RassilonDND: still dont feel bad booing roman. The writers are at fault for the booing
Novus_Spes: My Aunt on one side of the family and my Uncle on the other side both have Leukemia, so my heart and prayers for Roman dealing with that...AGAIN!
mtvcdm: The booing was always to Roman's character. Joe Anoa'i is deeply respected, locker room leader, and that was also known.
Rockario: Booing Roman seems okay, booing Joe would have been super rude
aClonedPickle: Ukon: this pig has a chance to drop it, but it's guaranteed to drop from the last pig in the game if it doesn't drop randomly
Ukon_vasara: neat
RatekStormcrow: I am confused
m0nkeyrama: otaku jeff reaches full power with the flippy ring
Novus_Spes: WhoooHOOOO
rocketjohn: They guy who kept up the "WHAT" chants during Joe's announcement needed a slap.
KinoGami: you need to level up for BKGS
TehAmelie: i think the pig head is the heaviest helmet in the game. not that you want to spend your weight limit there. . .
KinoGami: and then 2 shot capra
RassilonDND: my aunt died on leukemia when i was little. At the time i didnt understand what was going on.
aClonedPickle: don't think otaku jeff is gonna use a greatsword
PhoenixMelior: you mean like people who still chant "CM PUNK" in 2018?
niivvy: there were some unsavory chants when he gave up the belt
TXC2: Fans in general can be shitty
I_Am_Clockwork: we killed a man for this katana
KinoGami: BKGS because JK flatten bosses
Rockario: @TehAmelie You say that, but my first playthrough got the drop early and I played the whole game with that helmet on
Ukon_vasara: whats the point of saving (... or damning? idk the story) the world if i dont wear a fabulous pig hat
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superdude097: Gonna stick with the Uchi or gonna switch to Chaos Blade?
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TXC2: never forget: Fan means Fanatic
frozenphoenix7: Otaku Jeff has no need for anything that isnt glorious Nippon steel!
aClonedPickle: what other guys
TXC2: SUB HYPE 47
Ukon_vasara: admittedly i never beat the game, but i still love my crunch priest
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
PhoenixMelior: as a fan of Fire Emblem, I do believe that entire fandom is lrrGARBO
aClonedPickle: the hollows upstairs? the channeler buffs them
JudgeKyle: the worst part of any fandom is always the loudest
PhoenixMelior: which is why I'm not really playing that game anymore.
SalsaDraugur: Is Otaku Jeff going to fight Truck-kun?
salt523: When you attach your ego to a thing, any defect can feel like a personal attack.
KinoGami: dark souls is one of those games that if you grind enough yo can brute force anything in your first playthrough
noSmokeFire: lego of my ego
thatchesterguy: when should you clear out the undead asylum?
LathosTiran: "im such a fan of THING, if you insult THIN you insult ME"
I_Am_Clockwork: @noSmokeFire *builds a lego Ego*
KinoGami: the asylum is actually late game stuff
salt523: @lathostiran This
PhoenixMelior: what would a lego Ego look like?
Tangsm: Especially when their criticism is as nuanced as "this sucks".
KinoGami: after you've rung both bells probably
thatchesterguy: but there is a useful ring there, right?
TehAmelie: you'll get a shortcut here and never have to see the dragon bridge again
PhoenixMelior: I've been wanting to build something functional out of lego, like a lamp or a cell phone cord holder
Lord_ZYRK: Just need to go full Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on 'em Kappa
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KinoGami: you can get the dark knights in the asylum earlier but stray demon is a beast of a boss fight
aClonedPickle: i prefer to do asylum just before blighttown
aClonedPickle: because yeah that ring is nice in blighttown
aClonedPickle: boss is ez with any bleed weapon
Amentur: Time to pet some dags
TXC2: why? why does that door swing out that way? blocking the path?!
morgoth_bauglyr: some people feel like everything must appeal to them for some reason
superdude097: Rusty Iron ring
noSmokeFire: don't fuck the dog!
Lord_ZYRK: OhMyDog
Ukon_vasara: please dont fuck the dog
Lord_ZYRK: ^
WyleeCoyote556: did you guys get any effects from the earthquake?
TXC2: press x to pump the dog Kappa
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Don't give the demon sphere to Dale.
aClonedPickle: break the barrels wear the hat
thatchesterguy: do you have to kill the asylum boss for the rusty iron ring? i can't find it in my game...
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TehAmelie: well yeah, Dale isn't even here
j0xer: you are all free now! YAAAAAAHHHH
aClonedPickle: no you don't have to kill the boss for the ring
Rockario: Gotta love the dainty lean in with the torch
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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superdude097: @thatchesterguy You need to get the ring off the roof in Firelink, then go back to Assylum and open a locked door
kumatsu: Oh, the Huge Manatee!
GhostOfACoffeeCup: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR spook!
BloodnBullets: what advantages does reversing the hollowing get you? i never see people bother with it mostly
j0xer: teamsp00ky is great, mandatory sub chat is not great
SalsaDraugur: What happens if you touch the bloodstains?
aClonedPickle: bleeeed
PhoenixMelior: THANKS ODAMA
CataclysmicReverb: shenk shenk shenk
TehAmelie: there is a locked door in the asylum you open with a key you find on the way back there in Firelink and there is the rusty ring
superdude097: @thatchesterguy And by ring off the roof, I mean KEY off the roof >.<
thatchesterguy: thanks @superdude097 and @TehAmelie
tantaburs: @BloodnBullets reversing hollowing puts you online. lets you be invaded and summon allies
Ukon_vasara: its also helps moderate i assume, its a lot easier to be an asshole when you dont have to pay for it
B4rberblacksheep: I know places like TotalBiscuit have sub only mode so they filter out like 90% of the dongs who turn up
CrazyZonie: @LoadingReadyRun How can you die if you're already a leathery, desiccated corpse? Aren't you already dead?
KinoGami: where are you going?
Robot_Bones: You can also only kindle bonfires while human
PhoenixMelior: CrazyZonie that's why you only go back to a bonfire
CataclysmicReverb: @CrazyZonie It doesn't specify when, just reminds you that it happened
cheetoJack: yeah some channels need sub only mode because its impossible to moderate otherwise
TehAmelie: yes, it's a straight road from the Undead Burg bonfire and also to there. no dragons or anything
KinoGami: if you skip entering capra you can open up this gate
j0xer: @Ukon_vasara yes it is easier to moderate because his chat moves slower than this with submode on
KinoGami: then it's easier
Ukon_vasara: oh, that as well
PhoenixMelior: frankly it's a heckin miracle that Desert Bus chat runs as smoothly as it does
TehAmelie: the miracle of mods
PhoenixMelior: the LRR/DB community of mods are top tier better-than-god
cheetoJack: the like Army of mods
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
TehAmelie: Clappy
CataclysmicReverb: Worst door in 2018.
Tiber727: Mandatory sub chat means I go somewhere else. You may have good content, but there's thousands of streamers. Other people have good content, too, and being able to chat is important to me.
CrazyZonie: @PhoenixMelior I'd like to think the chat group is also a higher notch.
TXC2: hi Anubis169 welcome
TXC2: CrazyZonie lrrchat is better, we still randos
TXC2: *still get
Anubis169: "My body lies over the ocean"
Anubis169: "My body lies over the sea"
samus_of_all_trades: bring back my body to me?
Koshindan: Ahn~
PhoenixMelior: CrazyZonie we are, but DB is often of the front page and still gets bad randos
Anubis169: "Oh fuck"
Anubis169: "I'm stuck"
Rockario: Having a core group anchoring the conversation seems key
B4rberblacksheep: @TXC2 Is there any particular you get dongs turn up?
Anubis169: "Someone bring back my body to meeeee"
Frankenfruity: How about grabbing a bonefire on the way? :)
KinoGami: i think adam wants the 10 estus
Anubis169 huggles everybody
TurboLover004: Dumb question maybe, but why is DS on Newday?
aquinas_0: having never played darksouls is there a reason LRR as a whole always ends up squished by the poison dudes and the dogs
TXC2: B4rberblacksheep lots of randos show up for minecraft
Anubis169: aquinas_0; that's not just lrr
TXC2: TurboLover004 new relelase on swtich
Soul1355: honestly, follower mode bugs me more than sub mode
KinoGami: aquinas_0 because it's tough
PhoenixMelior: I've seen some chats be absolutely absurd on twitch. It makes sense to me that some larger viewer count streamers make their chat sub only
TurboLover004: Neat!
Anubis169: EVERYBODY falls victim to the toxic-dart shooting wooden men
Tiber727: I don't chat that often, but being free to if I choose matters to me.
PhoenixMelior: most communities don't have an army of top notch mods
Anubis169: and dogs
WyleeCoyote556: are you playing on Switch?
aquinas_0: @KinoGami does the game just end there? I don't think I've ever seen further than that
KinoGami: he is
WyleeCoyote556: neat
aquinas_0: I am only sortof joking
KinoGami: this game is pretty big
B4rberblacksheep: TXC2 that makes sense, Serge gets his fair share of dingus during his streams too
KinoGami: something like 22 bosses?
Frankenfruity: I think you'd still keep 10 estus
niivvy: what would be the first souls game you would tell somebody who hasnt touched any to play?
Frankenfruity: until you died
JAGStow: I'm not feeling 100% today... I'm feeling a little bit hollow.
CrazyZonie: @B4rberblacksheep Hey! I'll have you know I'm not a Dingus. I'm a dorkius Maxiumus
TXC2: niivvy dark souls 3 for gameplay
samus_of_all_trades: the doggies just wanna go for walkies
TXC2: dark souls 1 for the experiance
niivvy: 6999 souls noice
ArcOfTheConclave: Camera!
niivvy: mangoPog
Tangsm: Adam, you need to spend 30 souls.
KinoGami: i suggest starting with demon's souls
Koshindan: Ahn~
j0xer: parry god
tantaburs: I think starting your souls experience with Dark souls 2 would be the dark souls of having a dark souls experience
KinoGami: because a lot of what comes after is an iteration on that
frozenphoenix7: I bought the complete edition of Dark Souls 3 for 27 bucks about a month ago. I have yet to have fought an actual boss. I should really get back to that.
KinoGami: and is very noticeable
Rockario: @tantaburs That or Demon's Souls
JAGStow: Man, I hope we get another Bloodborne title.
cheetoJack: One of the streamers I started watching has gone from 20k followers to 200k followers in 4 months. Finding people to moderate that chat is difficult
Novus_Spes: "The parry god? I've heard stories about him!"
solahwin_tampramain: bonfire
solahwin_tampramain: ?
niivvy: nice Kreygasm
KinoGami: 2 dogs
TehAmelie: good thing those thieves are terrible with those knives. they're the best back stabbing daggers in the game apart from the expansion stuff
TXC2: cheetoJack what? what's their secret?
B4rberblacksheep: This ambush in this alley is the darksouls of ambushes in this alley
KinoGami: thieves here are tougher too because they are one of the enemies that parry
wildpeaks: might be easier to find people if it's a paid position
CrazyZonie: @Novus_Spes Dionysus is a ritous dude
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ArboristAndrew: So glad LRR has introduced me to so many awesome people, including you Adam. You ROCK! (or "You COUNTRY!" if that is your preferred genre... really any genre applies i think.)
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thekeytoviktory: Yo Adam and Chat and Adam any word on you coming to Unplugged?
Mushbie: time for the Kappa demon?
m0nkeyrama: Too smart to get parried seabatBRAIN
TXC2: SUB HYPE FIFTY
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
thatchesterguy: YOU EDM
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Crazyginder22: 1 year! Oh my gosh has it been that long already?
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e_bloc: YOU Anime Theme Music
Novus_Spes: @CrazyZonie :-)
JAGStow: Adam Savadamnadingdong would be Ska.
e_bloc: Adam is the Ultimate Weeb
Frankenfruity: sk8er boi Savidan
Mushbie: dat THPS soundtrack
thekeytoviktory: How is everyone doing today?
KinoGami: so for those you don't know, the cheese strat for capra is to not enter into the room any further after going through the fog gate. you back roll towards the gate to dodge attacks and you don't trigger the second dog, and capra's attacks are actually really easy to dodge
cheetoJack: TXC2 they started doing youtube content that got them consistently over a million views, almost 5 million for their top video, and it was actually just highlights of their streams
tantaburs: If i was a musical genre i would be Africa by toto - one step off beat and out of key
Tangsm: The teleport and parry.
Frankenfruity: That was the perfect Adam boss... Adam has to be a parry god
tantaburs: different tower
Mushbie: no Havel is in a different tower
Izandai: Why are we naked?
B4rberblacksheep: Man this really is the Dark Souls of video games benginFingers
KinoGami: alternatively in the original you could shoot an arrow through a gap in the fog gate and slowly kill capra from the outside
tantaburs: Your boss is in another tower
Mushbie: just like the princess
TXC2: cheetoJack so they just lucked out then?
KinoGami: you trigger 1 dog
KinoGami: but the second in the back doesn't run out
Koshindan: In the name of Dog!
Tangsm: Because pants or for people with shame.
KinoGami: so it's easier to manage
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cheetoJack: TXC2 effectively yes. They hit 100k subs on youtube this year and are likely to hit 1 million as well
e_bloc: I don't think I would want to do anything in any of these games
TehAmelie: imagine how spooky it'll be when you realize you've been there before
PhoenixMelior: No Rules = NO PANTS
pterodactyl_noises: yeah that's what I do
B4rberblacksheep: Moooooooo
tantaburs: You used to be able to throw dung piles into capra as well
tantaburs: to toxic him out
Frankenfruity: high pitch screech
TXC2: !clips
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RayFK: I hate that noise
RayFK: OH GOD WHY
TehAmelie: but really, that gate was the shortcut
KinoGami: i'm not sure what exploits they fixed
RayFK: Like, I can't explain it
cheetoJack: sounds like a hurt cat
Robot_Bones: A Baby Ox?
pterodactyl_noises: you do a good one my dude
solahwin_tampramain: adam, we haven't hit a bonfire yet
m0nkeyrama: That sounds about right LUL
TXC2: I;m gonna need that in the highlights
Ukon_vasara: that was an excellent noise
thekeytoviktory: so everyone doing good today?
Tiber727: I imagine it's like a Pokemon. It says it's name over and over with different inflections.
RayFK: I don't believe you, and that's okay Adam
Crazyginder22: is this a naked boi run?
Ukon_vasara: that should see more applications
solahwin_tampramain: I don't know where they are though
PhoenixMelior: they probably fixed that soul dupe exploit
RayFK: Hit a bongfire more like it 420 CANADA DAY
steelfox13: Like Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber
TheWarbo: Cannot wait for Adam to do pterodactyl impressions during One More
wildpeaks: Capri sun demon boi
KinoGami: just stay in the front of the room
KinoGami: way easier
morgoth_bauglyr: where s the second dog?
TehAmelie: make 'em bleed :D
tantaburs: Hes too good... too smart brains too big
KinoGami: in the back
GhostOfACoffeeCup: lrrGOAT
PhoenixMelior: lrrGOAT
Frankenfruity: Easiest Boss ever
TXC2: EDGE
morgoth_bauglyr: hacks
KinoGami: ez-mode
thekeytoviktory: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Anubis169: manYES
Robot_Bones: EZ game for babies
Rockario: Otaku Jeff doesn't cheese, he engages in honorable single combat lrrBEEJ
CataclysmicReverb: Kappa deman ded 1 go
shdragon: VAC
PhoenixMelior: wow now all I hear to Taco Jeff
PMAvers: C H E A T Y B O Y
Lord_ZYRK: Luckily it's the season for pumpkin eating Keepo
KinoGami: now go fight quelaag KappaHD
RoseShark: lrrHORN
KinoGami: skip the depths, no one cares about those KappaHD
TehAmelie: if anybody's cheating it's the Capra demon, bringing stoogies to a boss fight
TheWarbo: Toc O'Jeff
TXC2: "My Name is Otaku Jeff, you killed my burito, prepare to die"
madmanoreo: kappa demon? Keepo
ArcOfTheConclave: Taco Jeff performing honorable sudoku?
TXC2: deaths first
aClonedPickle: well get the ember then skip the depths
JudgeKyle: Thac0 Jefg
steelfox13: Takko Jeff
aegir95: Heck yeah naked dark souls run. My favorite
KinoGami: if you go the normal way you go through the depths, then blighttown
PhoenixMelior: Otaku "Taco" Jeff, lover of Naruto, and burritos
CataclysmicReverb: Blecht town
Ukon_vasara: ya think we'll get to fight Grave Dude Nifty Keen
thatchesterguy: capra demon beat already?
akkarin2304: is this a stip run?
KinoGami: or you can go through new londo and skip the depths
KinoGami: by the butcher
TehAmelie: the large ember is guarded by the Butcher
KinoGami: there is a large ember in the chest
thekeytoviktory: Oh Adam I have a question for you would you like a slightly botched autograph from SCU from ROH ?
aClonedPickle: blacksmithing ember
niivvy: chill is a stip
niivvy: mandatory chill
wildpeaks: that wall knows what it did
Angnor33: Flawless camera.
ShortRound2099: seabatHITBOX
KinoGami: the first bon fire isn't for a bit, you may want to bone back to firelink after getting the ember
m0nkeyrama: best seabatHITBOX
Mushbie: regulation size hitboxes, no need to check their piss
AntiCrepuscular: lrrEFF this lrrHAM in particular!
TehAmelie: of course it's really hard to get any large shards to upgrade the sword past +5 before the bottom of Blighttown
Phosphatide: what up twitch, how smooth has DS switch been so far
aClonedPickle: adam is butthurt you heard it here first Kappa
e_bloc: the first thing I do before sitting down for any period of time is take my wallet out
Thandres: not being allowed to get mad? now i am mad Kappa
Ukon_vasara: which would otaku "taco" jeff prefer. boruto or burritos?
TheWarbo: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
TXC2: maybe go on a brake Adam?
e_bloc: there's a beefy butcher boi
PhoenixMelior: Ukon_vasara ugh that's so good
pterodactyl_noises: Don't let your legs fall off!
pterodactyl_noises: in game or out
TXC2: wow we were IN the floor there
Lord_ZYRK: no wheels means no brakes Kappa
wildpeaks: that's one slicy boi
GapFiller: dunno if this is the right place to ask but whatdyr make of the news abt Roman Reigns Adam?
DeadlyWinchester: i dont know if anyone mentioned, how do you feel about sudden announcement about Roman?
TXC2: (teleports in spainish)
KinoGami: the bag comes from the other one usually
aClonedPickle: firelink shrine :v
Frankenfruity: This Butcher is based on Beej after being denied anime for a week.
TXC2: behind a locked door
Thandres: welp thats a reset :p
aClonedPickle: nope
KinoGami: so grab the ember and drop down behind where the butcher was
TehAmelie: some walls open only if you attack them, but no
e_bloc: illusory message ahead
aClonedPickle: no
Frankenfruity: no it's not death
chesul: not death.
akkarin2304: there's a giant rat
Ukon_vasara: its probably fine lrrFINE
Frankenfruity: it's RAT
B4rberblacksheep: Don't trust us
KinoGami: grab the ember
e_bloc: #trustchat
chesul: you get the spider shield.
pterodactyl_noises: for science
noSmokeFire: would twitch chat lie to you
CataclysmicReverb: Not death, but you'll want the chest right next to you
KinoGami: welp
wildpeaks: !findquote jump
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SalsaDraugur: lrrFINE lrrFINE
CataclysmicReverb: too late :D
AGiantRoach: Oh right my buddy is here
TehAmelie: you did walk right past the big treasure chest though
KinoGami: just drop attack it, should die in 1 or almost 1
Izandai: So why are we naked?
m0nkeyrama: There's a bonfire down here past some slimes
noSmokeFire: it's a BIG FRIEND
TXC2: Izandai because we can be
TheWarbo: the rat with the axe in the eye
pterodactyl_noises: I didn't realize it would be a rodent of THAT unusual of a size
Rockario: I think a lot of folks never find this ledge
e_bloc: that's one weak ass rat
Invitare: Into the Spider-verse has gone too far with Spider Shield
TXC2: I think being able to remember where stuff is in games like this is my one true skill
noSmokeFire: that rat was human, apparently
KinoGami: now go down the waterfall on the left and take a right
TehAmelie: i'd use a homeward bone about now
thekeytoviktory: Hey Adam I have an SCU autograph from ROH would you like it as a gift ?
CataclysmicReverb: I never noticed the axe in the rats eye before
e_bloc: in the end, aren't we all humans trapped in rat bodies
KinoGami: welp
AGiantRoach: WELP
aClonedPickle: lmao
Frankenfruity: LOL
wildpeaks: immediately falls down there
Lord_ZYRK: FailFish
akkarin2304: LUL
m0nkeyrama: lol
Crazyginder22: welp
WyleeCoyote556: uhhh
shdragon: ADAM NO
The_Earl_Gray: EXCUSE ME
TehAmelie: that works too :D
PhoenixMelior: clip?
chesul: answer, you did fall down there.
niivvy: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheWarbo: called it?
KinoGami: at least your souls should be above the hole
Izandai: *narrowly avoids pitfall*
Mt_Storm: The Hubris!
RatekStormcrow: Question answered
TXC2: slowcalp.wav
Angnor33: Hmmm....
RoseShark: Oopsy
Crazyginder22: looks like a highlight
e_bloc: highlight
Ukon_vasara: despite all my rage, im still just a rat in a cage SeemsGood
Izandai: *walks back over pitfall. For some reason.
Frankenfruity: Adam said... no fair, can't erxploit bugs... I should've fallen in
WyleeCoyote556: lrrAWW
Angnor33: lrrGREED
akkarin2304: 16k souls?
TXC2: I'd have to go for a walk after doing that
TheWarbo: remember adam, you said this is mandatory chill
TheWarbo: you have to be chill about that
Soul1355: RIP
samus_of_all_trades: gaming bronze, but comedy gold
chesul: F
wildpeaks: gravity, our old nemesis
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Womp womp
Izandai: Adam what the hell?
pterodactyl_noises: Is your character wearing armor?
Crazyginder22: Flush the souls
m0nkeyrama: benginRip seabatHITBOX
shdragon: Woooooooow
TXC2: pterodactyl_noises nope
Lord_ZYRK: 16000 don't worry about its
KinoGami: it's ok. capra wasn't many souls anyways
Orgmastron: F
WyleeCoyote556: sometimes I'm like, "Why didn't I stick with Dark Souls?" and then I'm like, "Oh. Yeah."
B4rberblacksheep: Yes, definitely
akkarin2304: yes
samus_of_all_trades: yup
pterodactyl_noises: thanks @TXC2
KinoGami: gaping dragon gives you way more
TheWarbo: who's "we"?
Izandai: Maybe.
noSmokeFire: it really sounds like jeff likes it when you're not good at videogames
ShortRound2099: that pressure has put me off streaming
Izandai: I think you're above average.
Lord_ZYRK: "Average" LUL
ShortRound2099: personally
TXC2: we put too much pressure on people to do anything
Invitare: Stubborn counts as good
Tangsm: You're above average.
harvester369: yes we do
Izandai: You do play a LOT of video games.
Angnor33: I mean, you seem pretty good to me.
Izandai: For work.
aClonedPickle: i do think yelling "git gud" at people is at best worthless and at worst damaging, yeah
e_bloc: I thought the point of Dark Souls was to be a game for people to suck at
harvester369: I'm also bad at video games
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: If you have fun with a game you're good at it, that's all you have to do
PhoenixMelior: Adam "Above Average" Savidan
TXC2: being stubbon and persitance let eddie hall become Worlds strongest man
shdragon: I dunno, watching Alex play Super Benbo Quest and how much easier it was for you than for him, I'd say you're pretty deece
EmpyrealHell: depending on who "we" is, I don't really think so. There is a loud minority of people who care way too much, but you can become popular for being funny as much as you can for being good
B4rberblacksheep: I really enjoy seeing you and think you have way more patience with video games than I do. Encourages me to try and grind stuff out
Rockario: "Gotta be the best or it's not worth trying" is BS
noSmokeFire: there are also a lot of babies and old people who don't play videogames, so you're /mathematically/ way above average
m0nkeyrama: As long as you're enjoying yourself, skill doesn't really matter
e_bloc: yeah unless you're one person out of a billion you'll never be the best at anything so why try harder
PMAvers: Wait, this isn't top-tier play? I'm only paying for the BEST
GapFiller: Adam isnt Hakka lets put it that way
Novus_Spes: You heard it here, folks. Adam is trying to become the world's strongest man.
Angnor33: Become the worlds Darkest Soul.
Frankenfruity: I think those are self imposed pressures, because streamers care too much... I would rather watch the streamer struggle than be perfect at a game
Tiber727: I think of it as energizing vs. draining. For some people, some forms of difficulty encourage people. They have FUN struggling. For other people, they get exhausted.
PhoenixMelior: ^
Amentur: I certainly feel that streamers often feel obligated to play on the hardest possible difficulty so they can ensure that they have something more unique for their #content
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Games are supposed to be FUN. plain and simple. that is why they are video GAMES. let them be
harvester369: like I can't hit the side of a barn in almost any shooter xD
B4rberblacksheep: That's big brain Savidant knowing when to hold em when to fold em
TXC2: the point is Adam, keeping going fucking pays off
salt523: I think good at video games is nebulous. Stubborn is better than being ok or good. Id rather have a steamer who is human and entertaining than some leet no scoping dude bro that's a robot.
TehAmelie: i've got like 1500 hours in this game and i'm terrible at it. it's enough just to know everything to get through it
PMAvers: I think it depends on whether I'm having fun with the game or not.
PhoenixMelior: Tiber has a point. I play most games to have fun, though there's a few where I enjoy the challenge
solahwin_tampramain: not cuphead though
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and that's cmoming from someone who has been part of what 5 GDQs?
e_bloc: yeah especially in front of hundreds of people
noSmokeFire: the natural human reaction to dark souls
B4rberblacksheep: Yeah that's a fair reaction
TheWarbo: would you be the same "embarassed" if not on stream?
PhoenixMelior: That's the Canadian Way, Adam
samus_of_all_trades: comedy gold is worth more than gaming gold, fact
Novus_Spes: Adam Savidan: Pro Compliment Dodger
Invitare: no, that's the British way
TheWarbo: "You tried to compliment me, but I had i frames"
lord_wertornion: we are here not for fun only for good game play lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
KinoGami: i believe in the adam that believes in him self
Invitare: but Canada can share it too
Anubis169: Adam: You're a badass, deal with it.
aClonedPickle: i love how much that treasure chest blends in
AntiCrepuscular: Adam "compliment-parry-god" Savidan ;)
Invitare: since we like you
Anubis169: Kappa
salt523: Missed me with that compliment shit?
PMAvers: It's probably why I havn't actually finished a Souls game, since I usually hit a Bullshit Wall that makes it stop being fun for me.
KinoGami: be the weeb that slices and dices the heavena
TastyArsenic: hey adam, how it do
akkarin2304: go down
KinoGami: heavens*
Mt_Storm: Slide down on the left
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm lovin' it!
PhoenixMelior: lovin' it?
samus_of_all_trades: brand deal?!
TheWarbo: because you're lovin it
Koshindan: In the name of Ronald!
solahwin_tampramain: its here now
Lord_ZYRK: Adam Savidan: Good Gamer™ Good Dude™ Bad Complimentee™
Bartlebad: Nooooo, don't do that. I'm already hungy -_-
Koshindan: We fight for hamburger!
TastyArsenic: man, dark souls is so good
PMAvers: I'm surprised Blue hasn't come charging in here to fight for the honor of the Wendy's.
B4rberblacksheep: Yeah it is.. trying to do the same atm
Izandai: McDonalds is garbage.
ToddtheDog: Hey everyone! Is One More happening tonight?
TXC2: I haven't had a McD's in like 5-6 years
TheWarbo: "properly"? like, with your mouth and everything
Invitare: I haven't been inside a Mcdonalds in well over a decade
Izandai: It's the lowest tier of both burgers and fast food.
samus_of_all_trades: delicious garbage
e_bloc: cooking your own food is OP
PMAvers: Eh, I'd take McDonalds over Burger King.
Bartlebad: Have you had In & Out?
Izandai: No, I don't mean that it's bad for you (though it is) I mean it tastes like crap.
e_bloc: that can't be true
TXC2: oh I've been sober for like 14 years now, hardest damn thing I do :p
ShortRound2099: ugh not really drinking has gotten me so much grief
EmpyrealHell: where's blue?
salt523: McDonald's hamburger doesn't taste like hamburger, but my brain loves what it does taste like.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: But nuggets though
e_bloc: there's way worse than McDonalds
Amentur: I had Maccas the first time in over a year last friday. It was okay and pretty much what I needed that day
B4rberblacksheep: In the UK Five Guys is definitely the best
aquinas_0: arby's is wonderful!!!
TastyArsenic: taco bell is the absolute worst
thatchesterguy: JBC or Dave's Single?
SalsaDraugur: I always eat MCdonalds when I'm abroad but ti's more about the experience
Ukon_vasara: but arbys has the meats Kappa
lord_wertornion: Since recently I can get mcdonalds delivered at home. I have not done that yet as it would be a bad thing to start with
frozenphoenix7: Taco Bell > Every other "major" fast food place for me.
Izandai: Wendy's is barely acceptable burgers.
noSmokeFire: I just don't get the in-n-out cult
samus_of_all_trades: how dare you sir in n out in best
Sepheryn: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!
Soul1355: thankyou, somebody else who gets it
GapFiller: how abt Tim Hortons Adam?
steelfox13: I vote for Jack in the Box
Nofear99354: five guys > all
Angnor33: Fatburger!
TheOtherTrevor: A&W. Fight me
texasman208: Whataburger is life
GapFiller: or does Timmy Hohos not count?
aquinas_0: a&w if you want a float
Phosphatide: shoutouts to The Habit
EmpyrealHell: baconator is a cheap knock off of the big bacon classic, RIP
e_bloc: might as well go whole hog 5000 calories
Izandai: Five Guys and Steak N' Shake are the good fast food burger joints.
aquinas_0: the burgers are meh
TheWarbo: That axe GRATES on my nerves
Bartlebad: I'm hit or miss on In & Out fries. I think I still prefer it over 5 Guys
B4rberblacksheep: If you're eating fast food you gotta go full on heart attack
angryoptimist: In 'n Out--it's not really a cult exactly, it's just pretty solid.
Novus_Spes: In and Out is Meh. Arbys is the best. McDonalds is fine. And Wendys is good. Come at me!
Lord_ZYRK: "I want you to take the largest cup you have and just dunk it in the used fryer oil"
thatchesterguy: rusty iron ring
pterodactyl_noises: You have a favorite food? Fast or regular speed?
aquinas_0: problem with arby's is
angryoptimist: Fatburger is better than In 'n Out, though.
aquinas_0: they don't have good corporate control
Phosphatide: in-n-out is good for the price, but having said that i haven't been to an in-n-out in like a year
aquinas_0: so high variability
shdragon: There's a ring back in the Asylum that helps you with the sludge at the very bottom
thatchesterguy: from firelink to asylum
Tiber727: I still say those of you who don't have access to Culver's are missing out.
aClonedPickle: we were talking about the ring in the return trip to the asylum
Bartlebad: Oh, Adam, have you ever had a Meat Mountain from Arby's? Secret menu.
Robot_Bones: Arby's is much maligned but actually quite fine
angryoptimist: I like Arby's curly fries. I don't really ever anything else from Arby's.
harvester369: way back when yes
holidayMD: Arby's has the best Twitter account
Phosphatide: my burger place is The Habit which is currently my favorite
TastyArsenic: i got a box from taco bell and literally every part of it was inedibly disgusting
Invitare: it's all awful. Nip down the local chippy instead /british
aquinas_0: a beef and cheddar and a french dip -> beautiful
m0nkeyrama: Arby's has the best curly fries
PhoenixMelior: I used to like Arby's, but not so much anymore
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the only good thing about Arby's is the Nihilist Arby's twitter account.
Tangsm: Sure, but which fast food chain has the best twitter?
xantos69: cheer50 So the speed run for this game is 1 hour 7 min with all bosses. So...Why aren't you done yet? lrrBEEJ
shdragon: The burger place I miss is The Counter
angryoptimist: I hear that McDonalds makes something resembling food these days.
angryoptimist: Back in the day, though, McD's was real bad.
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, Adam. Do you not remember the Discord madness?
TXC2: isn't Arbys the place that wont buy ethically sourced tomatoes
holidayMD: Arby's= best Twitter
Bartlebad: The Meat Mountain is 6oz. of ALL of the meats
Bellpei: These rats are far grosser now that I can make out their textures better.
Izandai: I will admit, I haven't been to McDonalds in a long time. They might serve food now.
Lord_ZYRK: People DIED in that DansGame
Phosphatide: wendy's was the place that had the tomato issue
m0nkeyrama: Best thing about fast food is there's pretty much something for everyone
TheWarbo: chillstip
j0xer: 32oz blizzard is probably 3000 calories
niivvy: mcdonalds has the best fast food sauce Hot Mustard is OP
Ukon_vasara: see, fast food is garbage, but its delicious* garbage
salt523: Watching this made me think, Adam have you played Breath of the Wild on Master mode?
TheBlueCosmonaut: nobody told me this was live until
wildpeaks: you had a show about speedrunning though :D
TheBlueCosmonaut: and nobody told me there was fast food
Ukon_vasara: (*unless it isnt)
TheBlueCosmonaut: whats up you incorrect fucks
Lord_ZYRK: Blue WutFace
Izandai: I will also admit that the McFlurry is very good stuff, but that's not what people mean when they talk about McDonalds food.
TastyArsenic: fuck tomatos
TheWarbo: oh man i need to pick BotW back up
angryoptimist: So, how's this remastered Dark Souls going so far? I see that you've got a Sweet Katana, Adam.
Lord_ZYRK: He heard "Wendy's" whispered on the wind \ WutFace /
TheBlueCosmonaut: the wind screams with wendys
TheBlueCosmonaut: it howls
Tiber727: Blue has been summoned. Right on time for fast food talk.
aquinas_0: wendy's is bad
Ukon_vasara: now im reminded of, and disappointed that, Taco Bell delivers thru grubhub, but not to me BibleThump
TheBlueCosmonaut: aquinas_0 you take that the fuck back
goldheartache56: so how is dark souls on newday?? whats new ? *genuilly curious
Lord_ZYRK: RIP aquinas_0 Kappa
aquinas_0: at least, their burgers always bothered me
salt523: @thewarbo Currently doing that while watching there stream.
aquinas_0: they're square!
samus_of_all_trades: they just bleed more slime
frozenphoenix7: Man, now I want Taco Bell.
TheBlueCosmonaut: square is good??
TheBlueCosmonaut: hello???
aquinas_0: lol
Tangsm: Not the first time.
Izandai: Wendy's burgers are barely acceptable if you're hungry.
TheBlueCosmonaut: buns should be square
TXC2: you gotta go down there
PhoenixMelior: Taco Jeff is always an advocate of burritos
Lord_ZYRK: Trapezoid > square don't @ me
Traion: goldheartache56 the Remasterd Edition came out on switch
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @goldheartache56 Switch release
angryoptimist: Wendy's is better than it has any right to be, given the cost. It's really shockingly alright.
Amentur: Has there been a follow-up to Speedrunoneword?
goldheartache56: thanks
B4rberblacksheep: Shove your sword up his butt
TheBlueCosmonaut: i heard the audio in the switch release was bad but this is worse than expected lol
loopie120: interesting definition of "new"
TXC2: Amentur nope
loopie120: I like it
shdragon: if you slide down, you'll be byu where the boss is.
Phosphatide: anyway forget burgers, how about those $1 for 10 chicken nuggets at burger king Kappa
niivvy: taco jeff mangoWiener
PhoenixMelior: wait a second... the LAST time Adam made up something like this on a stream, cheetoJack made an entire side D&D campaign out of it
wildpeaks: almost did ut again :D
shdragon: You don't have to fall
TheWarbo: "the Depths" "big fuckin circle" yeah that checks out
aClonedPickle: curse is likely
salt523: Where does Chipotle stand on chat's hierarchy of fast food?
aquinas_0: "shockingly alright"
aquinas_0: that is wonderful
TheBlueCosmonaut: chipotle is NOT fast food
Traion: TheBlueCosmonaut Hey now the game can't do anything about Adam's voice Kappa
goldheartache56: dont get hit by the ball sack frog
e_bloc: yeah it was like 10 minutes ago and it sucked
Hangedman: Chipotle is medium food
frozenphoenix7: Ugh. I just can't with Dark Souls Basilisks. I just freaking can't.
TheWarbo: I love the bit where those "eyes" are not the actual eyes
Invitare: When you're lost, just ask yourself "What would Chat do?"
Lord_ZYRK: Chipotle isn't fast food. It just has the QUALITY of fast food.
Invitare: then Go Left
ToddtheDog: I was hording my 2k souls like it was all I had. Because it was all I had...
PhoenixMelior: I don't think Chipotle exists in Alberta
Traion: These geckos are the most terrifying enemies in DS for me
Tangsm: The camera angles area always hiding horrible things.
TheThromborax: oh god 2?
niivvy: Moes >>> Chipotle
PMAvers: Mistakes were made.
m0nkeyrama: But they have big goofy googly eyes
TheThromborax: that's self harm
e_bloc: yeah I will immediately fall asleep if I eat two burritso
aClonedPickle: oh ok that curse bar is fine
TheBlueCosmonaut: on the fastish chain mexican heirarchy, qdoba > moe's > chipotle
Phosphatide: chipotle burrito bowls are always lukewarm or cold because of the amount of cold ingredients that get added, and a burrito is the only way to have warm food and they're always messy to eat
pterodactyl_noises: Didn't quit even when eating 2 chipotle burritos
niivvy: Moes is so much better
TXC2: Burritos are a one at a time food
texasman208: Have you ever had Freebirds?
pterodactyl_noises: you ARE persistent
TastyArsenic: god dammit now im hungry
SalsaDraugur: ex video stores have the best burgers tho
Hangedman: Hi Adam I can’t stick around long but I just thought to say that you’re cool and good (even if you don’t always feel like it) and I enjoy the stuff you make (but it’s not all that’s cool about you)
AGiantRoach: Moving to Florida led me to Zaxby's. Probably my new fav fast food chicken.
Lord_ZYRK: Phosphatide what kind of burritos are you eating that they're messy?
TXC2: Gotta get into protein shakes Adam Kappa
B4rberblacksheep: The only place near me that makes burritos is KFC :(
PhoenixMelior: I get that way too adam - it's taken me a while to stop wanting to eat all the things
samus_of_all_trades: so we are just enablers then
e_bloc: it seems like a great idea until about halfway through the second burrito
Bartlebad: Went to Baskin Robbins once, got the largest Reese's sundae they had. Looked it up afterwards, it had over 2000 calories
TheBlueCosmonaut: jesus h
TheBlueCosmonaut: i love reeses but thats intense
angryoptimist: Aw, man, now I'm hungry...
aquinas_0: Chipolte: 2007 - Food Poisoning, 2011 - Food Poisoning, 2017 - Food Poisoning
aquinas_0: 3 different places
thatchesterguy: Nice guy ASMR Adam
aquinas_0: just can't ever again
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Never ever say how far out Desert Bus is.
jadeshi: Im always lost
Bartlebad: That was a fun noise
Phosphatide: @Lord_ZYRK oh i'm talking specifically about chipotle burritos, where you get to watch the employee construct it with too many ingredients every time and thus create an unrollable monstrosity
angryoptimist: That was pretty clench.
Lord_ZYRK: Phosphatide fair enough
TheBlueCosmonaut: did they add a jump button for the remaster??
TastyArsenic: this is the switch release i take it?
KeiRaccoon: I once made far too much hash browns for one sitting but it didn't occur to me to just put the rest in a tupperware or anything so I ate the entire batch.
shdragon: There's an actual jump BUTTON now?!
TXC2: indeed switch
Ukon_vasara: yeah, i feel like chipotle was decent, until every other comparable location came out and was just better
TheBlueCosmonaut: happy dark souls eve
Lord_ZYRK: KeiRaccoon not the WORST idea I've ever heard
Lord_ZYRK: hash browns are 👌 👀
Phosphatide: i get to talk shit about chipotle burrito rolling skills because i used to work there for a month and i too could not ratio ingredients correctly for the best roll
Izandai: Wow, I knew this game was hard, but I didn't know it had the worst jump input of any game ever.
Questhere: ah darksouls, the darkouls of games
TheBlueCosmonaut: castlevania anime this friday Kreygasm
TehAmelie: jumping requires dexterity, just like in real life
Lord_ZYRK: Phosphatide LUL
ToddtheDog: The netflix one Blue?
TheBlueCosmonaut: yeah
TheBlueCosmonaut: season 2 baby
ToddtheDog: ayyyyyy
RatekStormcrow: Kirk is aroundhere
TXC2: IRL jumping is more of a strength thing
Lord_ZYRK: SEASON 2 PogChamp
Tiber727: I still say that Dark Souls is one of the hardest platformers.
TheBlueCosmonaut: dracula's goin to fuckin war
TheWarbo: right but if i wanted real life i wouldn't be playing video games lrrbEEJ
TheBlueCosmonaut: PogChamp
TehAmelie: not that realism is GOOD, i just see the thought process behind it
KeiRaccoon: It was supposed to be a midnight snack though. Backfire when I couldn't really go to sleep on account of how my stomach was feeling. @Lord_ZYRK
TastyArsenic: sound dark souls is definitely the dark souls of the dark souls series
ToddtheDog: PogChamp
TheThromborax: I honestly think 90% of the "get gud" around this game just means "learn the sub-optimal controls"
angryoptimist: I keep forgetting how groady this game gets.
KeiRaccoon: It was pretty silly
Lord_ZYRK: KeiRaccoon next time you can just invite me over to eat the rest Kappa
akkarin2304: follow the rat
samus_of_all_trades: no
morgoth_bauglyr: he's right here
TXC2: it's that way Adam
B4rberblacksheep: No, you're a nice person :)
TheBlueCosmonaut: signs point to yes
TehAmelie: yes, there's a dragon and a shortcut nearby
TheWarbo: gaping dragon was in the big giant room
thatchesterguy: the sorcerer was above the gaping dragon
pterodactyl_noises: I don't think so?
PandasAndPancakes: Dragon and shortcut to bonfire are from this room
Suhono: !advice
LRRbot: Box box box.
AGiantRoach: that door is gaping dragon
TheThromborax: !advice
LRRbot: Vent the gas!
TXC2: no not really Adam
shdragon: The dragon is down to the right.
Himyul: did you unlock the shortcut?
Izandai: As long as you keep finding things that are alive you can't be going too much the wrong way.
Aztren: we love you Adam, thats what counta
TheWarbo: !quote 5028
LRRbot: Quote #5028: "I never thought I'd be proud of Twitch chat..." —Adam [2018-06-09]
TheThromborax: vent the gas, the bot says
TastyArsenic: you're not an idiot, but you are going in circles
Lord_ZYRK: Moron is not the word I would use OpieOP
angryoptimist: !bad advice
LRRbot: Be ethically opposed to jumping.
shdragon: Up behind you is the shortcut back to the fire.
j0xer: the sound effects and ambient noise in the castlevania anime really put me off it. felt super low quality
steelfox13: I love you Adam., that's all that matters
Ukon_vasara: you were at an overhang over the gaping dragon, and now you're back there
shdragon: This way is to the dragon
TheThromborax: kill the archers first!!
ToddtheDog: you got this
shdragon: There's a shortcut back to the fire right behind you
Himyul: go back for shortcut
e_bloc: I'm not going to lie to you Adam
m0nkeyrama: There's a shortcut back in the water
Ukon_vasara: 1 estus? just dont get hit
TXC2: no shortcut no
aClonedPickle: you already opened the shortcut
PandasAndPancakes: Shortcut was in the previous room
TastyArsenic: gaping dragon is easy peezy
TheBlueCosmonaut: pog cut PogChamp
akkarin2304: the bonfire is almost in front of the fogwall
Himyul: it's guarded by an ooze
Rockario smiles with entire toothy torso
Himyul: go up stairs
Koshindan: Twitch chat is the best wiki.
e_bloc: it's like your own personal google
frozenphoenix7: I mean, you can also do that with google. I routinely do.
TheBlueCosmonaut: oh yeah, i have an encyclopedic fuckin memory of video game sewer systems
steelfox13: Go left.
wildpeaks: chat is your external brain
Bartlebad: Got to unbox the Gaping Dragon for the DS board game. Thing was awesome. Looked like it wanted to give you a great big hug
Lord_ZYRK: Twitch Chat always has the answers
TheElrad: I mean, we also lie to you in order to get you killed sometimes :P
control_rig: We are Nintendo Power tip line, live
TheBlueCosmonaut: two pipes to the left
akkarin2304: twitch chat is alexa on a wiki
TXC2: oh this shortcut
KeiRaccoon: Go left Adam. RaccAttack
shdragon: Always listen to chat never listen to chat
TehAmelie: us plebs have to keep a wiki open for ourselves when we play games
Traion: Google does that too Adam :P
Lord_ZYRK: They just might not be the RIGHT answers seabatBRAIN
ToddtheDog: Yeah like google if I wanted to be abused the 99% of times I didn't ask anything
TheThromborax: wikis are the best wtitch chat too, apparently
Fayili just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Fayili subscribed for 50 months in a row!
Fayili: 50 is a pleasingly round number. Thanks for being a lovely beacon of positivity in sWs, Adam.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Fayili! (Today's storm count: 53)
ShortRound2099: now I imagine Adam at home asking twitch chat for help when not streaming
PandasAndPancakes: Such greed...
TXC2: SUB HYPE 53
TastyArsenic: damn, the audio compression in the switch release is rough
theghostwiththemost: go left then go right
e_bloc: it's just a google that tells you you look like shit once in a while
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Himyul: gaping dragon is probably the easiest boss to kill without getting hit
chesul: Adam, always dodge Left with this boss. why? because we're chat, that's why.
angryoptimist: lrrGREED Greed is good! lrrGREED
TheBlueCosmonaut: the double bang
Himyul: LEWD!
Izandai: slytqLewd
akkarin2304: get the tailcut
thatchesterguy: do I need to know wrestling to watch sWs?
wildpeaks: oh my
khanzentrate: go for the tail Adam its tail or fail.
pterodactyl_noises: bangarang
TastyArsenic: DO IT\
TheWarbo: !quote 5262
LRRbot: Quote #5262: "We don't need a play guide, we have chat for that." —Paul [2018-08-16]
niivvy: DOUBLE mangoBANGER
Angnor33: You're going to propose to Graham! <3
PandasAndPancakes: No spoilers on the latest Raw, chat
TXC2: thatchesterguy not really no
Tangsm: And chat will tell you honestly some of the time. It's like those doors where one always tells the truth, and one always lies... except both of the doors sometimes have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.
Ukon_vasara: lrrGREED is nothing if not god
Lord_ZYRK: d o u b l e b a n g e r FeelsGoodMan
GapFiller: speaking of the wrestlemans Adam whatdyr make of the news abt Roman Rigns?
HaphazardHaberdashery just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. HaphazardHaberdashery subscribed for 41 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, HaphazardHaberdashery! (Today's storm count: 54)
steelfox13: the devil's three-way?
niivvy: mangoBANGER mangoBANGER
Himyul: more like fail-cut! Amirite?
TastyArsenic: PLEASE TALK ABOUT WRESTLING, IT BRINGS ME MUCH JOY
angryoptimist: Though, actually, I kinda half-bet you get gaping dragon easy peazy first try.
TheBlueCosmonaut: wrestling Kreygasm
aClonedPickle: peekaboo
B4rberblacksheep: Ugh I haven't watched wrestling since Mania.... I need to catch up
Phosphatide: new strawpoll: would you like to see another livewalk slam, yes or yes
TheBlueCosmonaut: yeah i was there
Lord_ZYRK: Tangsm one door always lies, one always tells the truth, and neither knows which is which.
TheBlueCosmonaut: fuckin square-haters
Ukon_vasara: its okay Adam, i dont keep up on wrestling either
TXC2: talk about Wrestling? OK, Owen Heart is the best wrestler All time, prove me wrong
TheBlueCosmonaut: SeriousSloth
TastyArsenic: for reals tho, sidewalk slam is like my favourite thing ever and i'm glad yall do it
pterodactyl_noises: many teeth
Anubis169: Blue! lrrAWESOME
DeadlyWinchester: MEAT MEAT MEAT
noSmokeFire: teeth teeth &c
TheBlueCosmonaut: anubis PogChamp
Ukon_vasara: TEETH
aquinas_0: squares are the worst shape!!!
angryoptimist: TEETH
aquinas_0: triangles ftw
TheBlueCosmonaut: squares are made of 2 triangles
TheWarbo: the fast food convo was scrolling by real quick-like
thatchesterguy: Wendy's doesn't cut corners/
TheBlueCosmonaut: the strongest shape
TheElrad: the only good square is a round square
SalsaDraugur: I've never tried Wendy's but I know they have an anime girl as a maskot
TheBlueCosmonaut: 2x triangle = square, so square is 2x better than triangle
aquinas_0: :D
Izandai: Look, Wendy's isn't terrible. It's just not good. It's acceptable. It's edible if you're hungry.
Zanzabar_: i dont hate squares i just get sick every time I eat them.... @TheBlueCosmonaut
khanzentrate: your my boy Adam!
TXC2: like a Georgia O'keef painting Kappa
TheBlueCosmonaut: understandable @Zanzabar_ SeriousSloth
TheBlueCosmonaut: @Izandai not understandable DansGame
aquinas_0: @SalsaDraugur its actually pretty awkward, she's ~60 and runs the company now, suddenly all the porn of her
Himyul: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Izandai: @TheBlueCosmonaut I calls it like I tastes it.
Dwachak: Boop the snoot! Ekstra damage
TastyArsenic: gotta hit it in the nose-dick for extra damage
edgar_j: junxed it
TXC2: TheBlueCosmonaut do you own stock in Wendy's or something? :p
thatchesterguy: 3 for 3
m0nkeyrama: 3 strikes
TheBlueCosmonaut: god i wish
TheElrad: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (51m from now).
Bartlebad: 3 Hit Combo
TheBlueCosmonaut: imagine if i had wendys shares
Dwachak: woops
shdragon: Whups
Ukon_vasara: once, twice, thrice and down
TheBlueCosmonaut: i'd be popping off
angryoptimist: Eh, was going well up til then.
MugiwaraLexi just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. MugiwaraLexi subscribed for 41 months in a row!
MugiwaraLexi: migraines suck but Adam playing Dark Souls helps
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akkarin2304: no estus wasn't even relevant
Bartlebad: That Dragon just gave you a 3 Count
Frankenfruity: if twice it doesn't work, surely 3rd time's a chram
e_bloc: #sponsored
TheBlueCosmonaut: i wouldnt let insider trading affect my unbiased tier lists
niivvy: biggest wendys
niivvy: Large Wendy
akkarin2304: that way
TastyArsenic: oof this is a rough bonfire
theghostwiththemost: go right
Questhere: strike 3 and urrr uoooot
TheBlueCosmonaut: Enormous Wend
shdragon: This way up throuh the sewers and down.
TXC2: it's the only way back
PandasAndPancakes: shortcut in the first sewer
niivvy: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Koshindan: Ahn~
Anubis169: Shortest way back is straight down Adam, shortcut off the edge of that staircase
Angnor33: Shortest way back is to rest at a closer bonfire... Kappa
angryoptimist: Also, I can't decide if gaping dragon is even the groadiest DS1 boss.
TheBlueCosmonaut: oh no
angryoptimist: Like, there's competition.
TheBlueCosmonaut: what monster has adam wrought
TheBlueCosmonaut: LUL
Bartlebad: nice
m0nkeyrama: lol
thatchesterguy: heals though
Zanzabar_: well it healed you
samus_of_all_trades: we still heart you
Anubis169: lol...
Phosphatide: i would totally try out dark souls on switch because i have yet to play dark sould ever, but i recently just beat most of hollow knight so i think i'm good for now
TehAmelie: DS3 has more intuitive mechanics eh
TXC2: DS3 is SO MUCH BETTER then DS1
akkarin2304: well it buffs item discovery
m0nkeyrama: I mean, he looked pretty stoic, so that's something?
TheBlueCosmonaut: he schleep
Lord_ZYRK: ResidentSleeper
TheBlueCosmonaut: ResidentSleeper
Wreckdos: He looks gross on the inside.
TastyArsenic: lol i forgot i had my video set to 480p, i was gonna say this port sucked
akkarin2304: drop down right
Izandai: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (49m from now).
ToddtheDog: One More.... system for darksouls?
TheBlueCosmonaut: THE BOYS
Angnor33: Lock James Out! Lock James Out!
TheBlueCosmonaut: LMAO
mtvcdm: We're lucky to have you.
Lord_ZYRK: Lock yourself in the streaming office PogChamp
TXC2: trapped
aquinas_0: and squish!
Traion: Tell James to suck it! One More is Dark Souls today bois!
TastyArsenic: we are having fun too
Izandai: Well, you'll have to stop in a bit under an hour. At least for long enough to go home and set up that stream.
TheBlueCosmonaut: jfc that was great
Orgmastron: Secret apeshit etchinque!
mtvcdm: Also, it's not like Adam doesn't play PUBG.
thatchesterguy: got tarped
Invitare: just tell James that there will be No More today
Bartlebad: Got Night at the Roxbury'd
Zanzabar_: noooooo
shdragon: One More Dark Souls
PandasAndPancakes: They are back to take you to town Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Fuck the system! Take control, Adam PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: One more hour of dark souls?
Rockario: Otaku Jeff needs some pants
Anubis169: Ladies and Gentlemen, what you have just witnessed, is a "Ganking" Kappa
euanmck7: Dark Soulsssss!
TheWarbo: "I'm droppin Depths" "Oooh...there's a lot of bois at Depths"
TwitchTVsFrank: just tell james to kick rocks and keep streaming
RoseShark: Wow, that was painful.
professionalecho: Will you be at Desert Bus, Adam?
Thandres: the bois were back in town :o
mtvcdm: And yeah. One More? is for people to just play whatever they want.
TXC2: Anubis169 wow yeah it really was
shdragon: Maybe spend a little more time slowing down to kill the guys chasing you? >.>
thatchesterguy: oh crap, countdown to desert bus
vinvis_: why not?
mtvcdm: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (16d, 20:48 from now)
TheWarbo: Are you a certified Dark Souls partner?
Invitare: Adam knows full well what will happen if he turns up at Desert Bus
ShortRound2099: will you be streaming during Desert Bus?
mtvcdm: Adam never is at Desert Bus. Nothing unusual.
Invitare: The Dutch challenges alone
PhoenixMelior: let's talk about butts instead
pterodactyl_noises: back down the spooky tunnel
PhoenixMelior: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #834: "How much is a cubic butt-load? I'm more used to the metric stuff." —Paul [2015-10-12]
Izandai: Okay but what if a Dark Souls battle royale game?
vinvis_: That's perfectly okay :)
Invitare: Chat should not have that power over one man
steelfox13: <message deleted>He hates the children
TheWarbo: !findquote findquote
LRRbot: Quote #279: "!findquote dickbutt" —Trippzen [2015-05-16]
GapFiller: Note 16 Days is not much more than TWO WEEKS
Amentur: doogButtbee Butts!
wildpeaks: butts butts butts
noSmokeFire: <3
Orgmastron: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
Bartlebad: Totally is good enough
GapFiller: Adams dropped in on DB once or twice
Izandai: Chat pls
m0nkeyrama: Definitely good enough
aquinas_0: it is a fair thing
Zanzabar_: its plenty good
mtvcdm: Yep.
Lord_ZYRK: Adam just has a very deeply-ingrained phobia of Sega CD's
ShortRound2099: thats totes good enough
snowewolf: yea
Aztren: you dont owe us an explanation :)
TheWarbo: !findquote findbutss
Fluffy776: It is good enough. I'm sad you're not there, but I don't fault you at all
angryoptimist: Nobody HAS to do Desert Bus. lrrHEART It's kind of A LOT.
B4rberblacksheep: So Adam, favouriute dark souls?
akkarin2304: drop down through the arches
RoseShark: <3
aquinas_0: so long as you admit to the evil of squares, we're cool
Izandai: !findquote reasons
GapFiller: also there was that one time James DutchBombed Adam at work during DB
shdragon: Playing Dark Would quickly through "easy parts" is how you get killed.
aquinas_0: (this is humor)
e_bloc: it's cool I'm not going to be there either
Thandres: the switch button prompts feel really weird :o
TastyArsenic: that's cool dude, our curiosity is not as important as your privacy
angryoptimist: ^
Invitare: you should get a T-Shirt printed that says "Won't be at Desert Bus" Kappa
schapedius: Is This first time playing?
pterodactyl_noises: jump by the boys would be a good band name
ShortRound2099: no Settlers of Catan
TXC2: schapedius nope
shdragon: Open the chest by the butcher
GapFiller: Ten Years
mtvcdm: schapedius, oh my goodness not even close.
lord_wertornion: Sad for no Catan game :(
Zanzabar_: idk is it
PMAvers: Desert Nope for Nope
akkarin2304: always hit it
TXC2: mimics show up later
akkarin2304: also first mimic is in sens
PhoenixMelior: Again?@
morgoth_bauglyr: no mimics until sens funhouse
wildpeaks: 10 years already ? holy fudge
PhoenixMelior: YUNG ADAM
noSmokeFire: Jung Adam
thatchesterguy: the dutch?
Izandai: What meme?
TheWarbo: Jung
e_bloc: yo yo yo it's Yung Adam
Phosphatide: if adam does by chance show up at DB, i want that moment to just be a bonus episode of livewalk slam with graham
Lord_ZYRK: Yung Adum
LathosTiran: is it because you can never beat James' high score? Kappa
Koshindan: Jung em out!
Invitare: Yung? DansGame
shdragon: Slide fdown, then go up to the right
vinvis_: What is the dutch meme?
pterodactyl_noises: First album by Jump by the Bois
jadeshi: dont ask me i am always lost
lord_wertornion: I will always be the dutch
Going_Medium: sergeIntoTheSea sergeHi sergeHi
e_bloc: Yung Adam Savidan -- strain of weed or Soundcloud Rapper?
TXC2: the yung dynasty Adam
pterodactyl_noises: Yung Adam
TehAmelie: sleep in the fire
jolly_flounder: Oh what kind of gangly boi is Adam playing and what are they called?
Mangledpixel: !findquote Dutch
LRRbot: Quote #208: "The Dutch!" —Adam [2007-07-14]
GapFiller: Roll Up Yr Rims For Yung Adam
PMAvers: YungAdam42069
thatchesterguy: two humanity
Angnor33: We have Meme'd it, though.
thatchesterguy: kindle!
Mangledpixel: that's 2007
Invitare: vinvis_ One of Adam's early LRR appearences was him saying "The Dutch!"
TXC2: it's a meme be LRR standards
EternalDensity just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. EternalDensity subscribed for 14 months in a row!
EternalDensity: 14? That's the Fortnite number, nice! (not that I've ever engaged in Fortnite)
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, EternalDensity! (Today's storm count: 56)
aClonedPickle: prominent butt incoming
Aztren: Yung Savi is the SoundCloud name id go with
pterodactyl_noises: oh we got a lot burlier
pterodactyl_noises: goodness
e_bloc: slower
MAPBoardgames: We need a command: !AdamDB = Adam doesn't do desert bus because ... He already 100% Desert Bus.
Thandres: well lets see how many hackers we encounter
wildpeaks: now that's a butt
TXC2: ooof that happy trail
TheWarbo: Loincloth Boi
mtvcdm: That tune sounds like we're revealing A NEW CAR
Invitare: why is his skin not blue?
GapFiller: it feels that SEVERAL waves of LRR fans have been and gone seen the days of Morgan and The Whatever Thing
frozenphoenix7: Otaku Jones looks too tan.
Amentur: What a baby face doogBaby
EternalDensity: so, I'm a quarter Dutch
lord_wertornion: I think I like him more without skin xD
shdragon: Back and down the ladder
jolly_flounder: Why the tanga tho?
Angnor33: Wow, it looks like while I was out partying Otaku Jeff was studying the blade... Kappa
AntiCrepuscular: what is going on with those muscles on Jeff's spine?
GapFiller: actual head count anyone been a fan of LRR that long?
angryoptimist: Did you roll deprived or are you just going for the ever-important fastroll?
e_bloc: people like hating everything for some reason
Bartlebad: It's the new scapegoat
euanmck7: Popularity kills tho
Milambus: because you cant like popular things
lord_wertornion: @EternalDensity I am all Dutch lrrWOW
Tangsm: It's popular. Therefore it must be terrible.
fiftymcnasty: People hate popular things to seem cool
jolly_flounder: I mean it’s a strong look...
Mangledpixel: people always like to hate on things that are popular with kids
angryoptimist: Anything popular gets hated on.
frozenphoenix7: Because if we're caught complimenting Fortnite, James will throw us into the Shadow Realm.
Ukon_vasara: because this is the internet, i cant like popular things, and you cant like things i dont like lrrSLOTH
aClonedPickle: ok look there are some popular things that are also awful
spaceguy672: Cause people hate it when they have nothing to complain about
aClonedPickle: fortnite isn't one of them
PMAvers: People hate it when people like things they don't like, because they think that people playing that thing instead of the thing they like means less people playing their thing and their investment in that game might go away. See: Magic players hating everything that isn't Magic.
ToddtheDog: What are we humming? I can't place it
Invitare: Adam tried it before but it just wasn't challenging enough for him Kappa
TheWarbo: I feel like some PUBG/Fortnite folks hate the other but for the rest of us it's a fun meme to act all hate-y
Mr_Horrible: I dislike Fortnite because I'm salty the original game failed since liked that but am not partial to battle royales
m0nkeyrama: No shame in liking what you like
Foxmar320: As a mod I will say we have problems with Fortnite players coming into non-Fortnite streams bitching that we are not playing Fortnite.
mtvcdm: Fortnite's culture has gotten a bit overly meme-y for my taste, but they enjoy it so.
solahwin_tampramain: I'll play it, but only if someone else hits me up for it
EternalDensity: That... wasn't hating on Fortnite. That was a sex joke
Foxmar320: Has made me never want to play the game ever.
TXC2: ToddtheDog something from Castlevania
GapFiller: mmm forknives
ToddtheDog: Ahhh tahnks @TXC2
spaceguy672: Liking something makes you not cool, obviously
WyleeCoyote556: HOW DARE YOU SIR
mtvcdm: Also yeah, the randos coming in and demanding we switch to Fortnite can go away.
Bartlebad: There's always going to be something that's cool to hate on. People latch onto things like that
Izandai: Yes.
j0xer: can we get a switch to bloody tears from that current castlevania song you are singing
Bartlebad: Yes
lord_wertornion: @Foxmar320 What a bunch of butts
PhoenixMelior: suddenly epic music!
aClonedPickle: no you keep the tail item
Mr_Horrible: don't think so
Maddrius: It's been interesting watching Fortnight become a cultural phenomenon, as someone who doesn't quite get why this game in particular caught on. But cool to see so many folks enjoy a thing.
Foxmar320: lord_wertornion happens almost every time Serge streams.
PhoenixMelior: yeah I don't get it either
TXC2: Maddrius it's free
mtvcdm: We never really got how PUBG got as big as it did either, so.
thatchesterguy: you have the item, but the tail is back
aClonedPickle: no you do not have to cut the tail again
TehAmelie: that one's tail is its greatest weapon
khanzentrate: no you dont adam
aClonedPickle: you can, though, go ahead
akkarin2304: you dont get anything tough
m0nkeyrama: You have the item, cutting the tail just stops the tail swipes
Invitare: how did you die to The Tree?
Koshindan: Estrus Flask. DansGame
GapFiller: guess its not that surprising given sporks
Mr_Horrible: lag Kappa
The_Bread_is_Delicious: poke it in the butt til it dies
angryoptimist: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
lord_wertornion: @Foxmar320 I am so confused as to why
chamel_: So is there a particular reason he's going in with absolutely nothing?
EternalDensity: I'm generally not into multiplayer online games, mainly cos my internet connection isn't good enough :(
Izandai: I didn't say you would get anything from cutting the tail again, I just said that you had to do it.
spaceguy672: You don't die to the tree, you die to the mobs next to the tree
TastyArsenic: gaping dragons not a shitty boss. not hard, but not shitty
thatchesterguy: does ds1 have boss stun?
Invitare: and then it turns into a giant worm with teeth
Suffix: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
aquinas_0: i should be amused by fortnight, but I have such a hatred over silicon knights that i just can't get behind epic
Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS!
Maddrius: @TXC2 agree. It's just seems like so many folks in so many area's of gaming/non-gaming play, so it's just interesting to me.
TehAmelie: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
TXC2: hello Suffix welcome
aquinas_0: a bit irrational,
Koshindan: seabatHITBOX
vinvis_: Is that Yargle?!
TastyArsenic: gaping dragon is probably one of the better bosses in the game tbh
akkarin2304: monster hunter makes me want to roll through his stomps
m0nkeyrama: Hi @Suffix ! seabatBRAIN /
Koshindan: Why Adam bargling with Yargle?
ExecutiveHollow: rest in peaces
theghostwiththemost: wgrHUG
LathosTiran: Otaku Jeff dressed up in Cosplay and approached the gaping dragon... Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: SUFFIX WutFace /
Mangledpixel: got squishy squashed
angryoptimist: 20/20 hindsight.
TXC2: Adam dares bargle wirth yargle
chamel_: So is this a "Little equipment as possible" challenge or...
Mr_Horrible: gaping dragon drives home early that dark souls tradition of the huge intimidating bosses not being the real problems, but rather the small nimble ones *cough cough capra demon*
Mangledpixel: hindsight is 20/20
saweeks: hindsight
MAPBoardgames: I missed the reason why Adam is naked.
Inkompetence: That and Hyperbolic Chamber.
TXC2: We're naked because we can bee
GapFiller: MAPBoardgames No Rules No Pants
angryoptimist: !findquote retro
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
PhoenixMelior: !findquote retrospect
LRRbot: Quote #30: "Retrospect is 20/20." —Adam [2015-03-08]
akkarin2304: capra demon is not the problem
MAPBoardgames: @GapFiller that's fair
akkarin2304: the dogs are
theghostwiththemost: benginDab
thatchesterguy: Cut. The. Tail!
Mr_Horrible: @akkarin2304 fair, I just mean the fight in general
ToddtheDog: IT HAS A GRAB?!
m0nkeyrama: Huh seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
aClonedPickle: what the fuck
TXC2: THIS CAN GRAB?!
AntiCrepuscular: well that's not getting charged...
khanzentrate: lol
Mangledpixel: o.... kay then
Porsgaard81: ded
B4rberblacksheep: We tasty
Ukon_vasara: well, we didnt get charged
Questhere: nom nom nom
spaceguy672: Well you just got vored
Psychic_Ketchup: That's new
m0nkeyrama: That was interesting
pterodactyl_noises: This dragon's head is so cute. It's so tiny compared to the rest of his body
MAPBoardgames: You didn't get charged
Amentur: We did not get charged
Angnor33: I have never seen that before.
aquinas_0: hyperbolic chamber is something I want
KeiRaccoon: YOu have to know a lot of words to be able to mess up quotes like that.
Milambus: so that happened
RatekStormcrow: That never happened to me
Lord_ZYRK: I once said "close only counts in handshoes and horsegrenades" and then pointed it out to a group of people after I realized what I said. Turns out no one noticed >_>
TXC2: I have NEVER seen that befroe
angryoptimist: Nah, that's not even dumb--it gets the point across, it's fine. 'least, that's what I figure.
khanzentrate: fair and balanced.
cheetoJack: did it learn Otaku Jeff's secret power to teleport behind you?
AntiCrepuscular: NomNom
Thandres: so we all learned a new move^^
wildpeaks: welp, this was a thing
Mangledpixel: just... no wind up or warning, just nope lol you die
Tangsm: If you can't have a good death, have a swift one.
spaceguy672: I mean he has a big mouth, might as well use it
thatchesterguy: lrrFINE
Psychic_Ketchup: Apparently Otaku Jeff is tasty
TastyArsenic: oofa doofa
RoseShark: lrrWOW lrrCHKN
PhoenixMelior: Otaku Jeff is so powerful he breaks games
angryoptimist: I don't think I've EVER seen that attack before.
ExecutiveHollow: !card toothy
LRRbot: Toothy, Imaginary Friend [3U] | Legendary Creature — Illusion [1/1] | Partner with Pir, Imaginative Rascal / Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Toothy, Imaginary Friend. / When Toothy leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.
angryoptimist: And I've seen this fight dozens of times?
akkarin2304: @Mr_Horrible well it makes your point even better that the actual boss isn't the problem gabyLul
Lord_ZYRK: Getting Griefed by the Gief WutFace
Izandai: !card yargle
LRRbot: Yargle, Glutton of Urborg [4B] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit [9/3]
TehAmelie: don't stand next to its hands. . .or tail. . .or mouth. . .or other mouth
m0nkeyrama: zero windup
j0xer: he didn't even hit you with the cross up knees first
TXC2: like this game is 7 years old, and STILL has new stuff in it
Mr_Horrible: Gief buffs SwiftRage Kreygasm
khanzentrate: he basic did the "get over here" like scorpion
khanzentrate: basically
thatchesterguy: allrigh
Lord_ZYRK: It's got that D E E P G A M E
thatchesterguy: Cut. The. Tail!
TXC2: souls are just time Adam
angryoptimist: Don't stand next to it--but also don't stand far away. Kappa
lord_wertornion: The best way to play this is go sit in a corner and stay there
aClonedPickle: wooooow the audio on that
Maddrius: Ack, MAPBoardgames beat me to it.
TastyArsenic: god the sond on this port is horrific
angryoptimist: At least it's not Darkest Dungeon, right?
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOT .
thatchesterguy: at least the music survived the compression
angryoptimist: I wonder why the sound is the way it is?
spaceguy672: Good old Dark Souls ReMustard
aClonedPickle: file size is the only reason i can think of, angryoptimist
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thatchesterguy: cartridges
TastyArsenic: the sound is suuuuuper compressed to fit on the low tier switch cart
TXC2: SUB HYPE 57
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
aClonedPickle: bamco saving money by using the 4gb cartirdges instead of the 32gb ones
PhoenixMelior: I wonder if the skyrim switch port has similar sound issues
thatchesterguy: same reason psx had better sound than N64
Ukon_vasara: they wouldnt give you 10 estus flasks if they didnt expect you to use them, surely
AntiCrepuscular: whuuuh?
spaceguy672: Oops I did it again
toxic_citizen: wow
Angnor33: What?
Frankenfruity: nom nom
m0nkeyrama: This boss has a lot of ways to just get you
Porsgaard81: I used to think this boss was easy...
Amentur: How? You were so far back
angryoptimist: @aClonedPickle Aw, boooo.... That's real shitty.
wildpeaks: om nom nom
gibbousm: Git Gud
BakemonLoseYourPower: crunch
Izandai: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
inferiordesigner: WoW
wildpeaks: that one hungry boi
TehAmelie: i always go for the 20 flasks as soon as possible, myself
Mr_Horrible: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
ExecutiveHollow: you where his crunchy roll ^^
Lord_ZYRK: He's got looong arms, Adam
AntiCrepuscular: there is no escape from the BS?
Thandres: i think the remaster did some balance changes :D
spaceguy672 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. spaceguy672 subscribed for 27 months in a row!
spaceguy672: THIS BOSS HAS A GRAB?!?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, spaceguy672! (Today's storm count: 58)
MAPBoardgames: spinaRip
B4rberblacksheep: I thought dragons were supposed to be majestic and shit
shdragon: He monch. He cronch.
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Diseases decrease the blood quality of a citizen.
TastyArsenic: it shouldnt be a problem with other ports as long as they dont cheap out on the cartiges
Angnor33: I know I said it before but seriously, is that new for the twitch release? I've never seen that attack before.
theghostwiththemost: here you go Adam have a hug like this one wgrHUG
Lord_ZYRK: Cronch Dragon WutFace
aClonedPickle: also fyi i have no idea if it helps or not but try mashing buttons when you get grabbed
Mr_Horrible: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
aClonedPickle: just, mash every button. might let you escape
angryoptimist: I mean, flash/ROM size is modern stuff oughta favor the Switch over other consoles, if anything.
wildpeaks: nice try lrrbot but there are no vampires here :D
TXC2: aClonedPickle it doesn't
aClonedPickle: vOv
superdude097: Check your inventory. I don't think you need to keep cutting off its tail (unless you're just doing it to get rid of the tail swipe attack).
shdragon: If you go human, you can summon Sunbro here.
harvester369: Jeff the ultimate otaku snack
TehAmelie: you can almost certainly survive the grab if you mash attack and/or the left stick by the way
akkarin2304: can you buttonmash to not take damage with his grab?
thatchesterguy: 5
RayFK: You hungry? Or you HAWWWNGRY?
Angnor33: You should eat. lrrAWESOME
cheetoJack: angryoptimist looks like the publisher didnt want to pay for the 8gb switch cartridge, so they compressed the sound
akkarin2304: i know you can with centipede demon
angryoptimist: rayfkHeart Hi Jeej
aClonedPickle: i feel like button mashing lets you escape -some- grabs sooner but i have no evidence or even memory of which enemies
TehAmelie: that'll buy you 20 cheap arrows!
RayFK: Hey angryoptimist
ExecutiveHollow: well, you don´t wear anny armor, so you get extra dmg. i advice to put on some light armor at least....but on the other hand i can´t tell you how to live your live, and i´m not your real mom ;-P
potatogangsta: button mashing would probably work
pterodactyl_noises: it is a very squiggely boy
angryoptimist: @cheetoJack That's way super dumb, IMO--like, it's remastered, don't make it *worse*!
potatogangsta: but I don't know much about darksouls, so maybe not
spaceguy672: Whoever designed this boss did a great job visually. Also fuck whoever designed this boss cause damn its spoopy
thatchesterguy: Grabbing Dragon
TehAmelie: we haven't found armor yet i'm pretty sure
Questhere: thow him a snickers bar, he might chill out
ToddtheDog: I think we are the snickers bar
PhoenixMelior: TehAmelie I mean, there are ways to acquire armour at this point in the game
ExecutiveHollow: they should rename him from gaping dragon to grabby dagron
thatchesterguy: the more i hear this song, the more i hear Shadow of the Colossus
aClonedPickle: there's literally armor in this room :v
Porsgaard81: Yeah, try armour.
wildpeaks: boop
aClonedPickle: adam has walked by mulltiple sets of armor, i think he's committed to being naked
spaceguy672: B O O P
potatogangsta: oof
TXC2: Chat Adam doesn't need Armour
Frankenfruity: snoot snoot
angryoptimist: Froot Froot
quentastic: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (30m from now).
akkarin2304: no armour run confirmed?
Lord_ZYRK: Wearing clothes in 2018 LUL
Thandres: try blocking Kappa
theghostwiththemost: amour is for losers
LetsConsider: Chat, you definitely don't need armor for this game
wildpeaks: we worked hard for those abs, no way we're hiding them under armor now
Porsgaard81: Armour is mainly a fashion statement.
Ukon_vasara: who needs armor when you can just not get hit
ExecutiveHollow: no, he is not jesus
madmanoreo: armor is for people who don't have a bitchin katana
Psychic_Ketchup: Blocking is for people who do math
RoseShark: Adam don't need no dumb armor.
TehAmelie: armor makes you do math to find your light roll
Lord_ZYRK: Time spent putting on armor is just time not spent beating the piss out of something
pterodactyl_noises: Wow I didn't think this boss could get grosser
thatchesterguy: what happens if he charges off the cliff?
aClonedPickle: he doesn't
Ukon_vasara: math!? not even once lrrAWW
Anubis169: he doesn't
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff just wants to show off his muscles
TXC2: CLENCH!
Anubis169: HITBOXING
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: The train tunnel is for trains, not for Serge.
thatchesterguy: Dont get greedo
Mangledpixel: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
potatogangsta: lrrFINE
Maddrius: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: EDGE
PhoenixMelior: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ToddtheDog: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
akkarin2304: first try
TehAmelie: woo
ExecutiveHollow: victor Y !
lord_wertornion: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Thandres: first try!
Questhere: lrrGOAT
ShortRound2099: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
shdragon: First Try!
m0nkeyrama: Success! benginTry benginTry
pterodactyl_noises: You did it!
Amentur: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
superdude097: Always had it, never didn't have it!
potatogangsta: llrrHORN
wildpeaks: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mangledpixel: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Psychic_Ketchup: benginTry benginTry
Porsgaard81: Weee, Blighttown!
angryoptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
lord_wertornion: You worked the knee
potatogangsta: lrrHORN
RoseShark: Victory! lrrHORN lrrHORN
Koshindan: benginTry benginTry benginTry
BakemonLoseYourPower: yeah!
toxic_citizen: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Zu_o: now you can go to blight town, aren't you HAPPY!?
TheWarbo: Your reward is: Blight Town
TehAmelie: now, if anyone was missing Castlevania music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sySkD2Nfwok
TastyArsenic: nah, blighttown is great
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Meark: Is the only way to win Dark Souls not to play it?
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TXC2: SUB HYPE 59
omega_x_l_a: Hi Adam!
thatchesterguy: you should grab rusted iron ring before going offline
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
B4rberblacksheep: I come back and see lots of horns, I take it we beat Captain Grabby hands?
m0nkeyrama: Now we get to see how the switch handles blighttown
TXC2: B4rberblacksheep indeed we did
TheWarbo: Dark Souls is the Global Thermonuclear War of video games?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: If he worked the knee does that mean that Otaku Jeff is a heel? because isolating a bodypart is a heel tactic...
B4rberblacksheep: lrrHORN
ExecutiveHollow: Adam, an evil witch is transforming you into a burger! What kind of burger with what topping are you?
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish it's Adam playing, of course he's a heel Kappa
Milambus: because of the blight
TheWarbo: @ExecutiveHollow I feel like that should start with "Good news!"
TXC2: it's atmospheric Adam Kappa
TehAmelie: canonically, all the hollows are made up of player characters that were abandoned, so maybe you're onto something with not playing. . .
thatchesterguy: Egg, onion ring, and pineapple
ExecutiveHollow: ^^ good NEWS!
B4rberblacksheep: Burger with an egg? Unique, I like it
Psychic_Ketchup: A beet or a beat?
TastyArsenic: abrupt lighting changes are an important part of the ds1 experience
Suffix: Well, now I'm hungry. Thanks Adam.
TXC2: adam pls
Tangsm: It's like being in a restaurant right as they switch over to that dinner ambience. It's just mood lighting.
spaceguy672: You were like a pixel away there XD
sharkgamer345: FBCatch
TheWarbo: drop thos sick beets
TXC2: I can only clench my ass so hard
BakemonLoseYourPower: Scoop the poop!
Thandres: pineapple pizza? :D
ExecutiveHollow: i would be a doubble cheese, rosted onions and souce hollondaise burger!
ND_Ericson: Have you tried dodging? Kappa
omega_x_l_a: is anyone in lrr a fan of sports at all? I know you and graham like wrestling.
Lord_ZYRK: An egg on a beet on a burger on a bun on a plate on a table in front of Adam
TehAmelie: toxic in 3, 2
DarkAbyssKeeper: i never fight these guys fair. too easy to cheese them.
TehAmelie: ooh, i miscounted
TheWarbo: this place near my undergrad had a jalapeno/pineapple/gator sausage pizza that was REAL good
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Traion: omega_x_l_a James is into hockey iirc
TXC2: omega_x_l_a James used to play hockey, dont know if he still follows it
thatchesterguy: gator sausage?
wildpeaks: good ol' scenic blightown
TXC2: SUB HYPE 60
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
chesul: hey chat, mtg question. why is it that probably 80% of the golgari decks on arena are graveyard shenanigans when I and those I know who are playing it are getting much better results with the saproling aristocrats deck?
fiftymcnasty: So whats new about DS this time
Angnor33: moss
TehAmelie: take the dart jerk with you! they don't respawn
Traion: Also Kathleen likes to watch the World Cup for tasty man meat :P
PhoenixMelior: chesul because graveyard is fun?
TastyArsenic: my problem with pineapple on pizzaq is it's usually shitty pineapple
thatchesterguy: RUN!
spaceguy672: BestTown
TheOtherTrevor: speedrun strats to the bonfire
aClonedPickle: rip iaito
TXC2: chesul becuase recursion is good against burn and control
wildpeaks: on the plus side, poison didn't kill you
lobstah_men: Oh Dark Souls! I just finished watching you play that Sinner game.
Grescheks: anything is a jump if you can leap off of it Kappa
TheWarbo: On the subject of songs stuck in heads, whenever a streamer hits Blight Town I immediately get Britney
Tangsm: You showed that poison who's in charge.
e_bloc: dying is the ultimate speedrun strat
JudgeKyle: @fiftymcnasty they nerfed the sound quality
chesul: PhoenixMelior as is the saproling deck.
TehAmelie: well without the poisons we'd have survived that drop
lobstah_men: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:28:54.
TXC2: chesul also theres like 4 different golgari decks in standard now
TastyArsenic: its the iaito
aClonedPickle: it's the Iaito
Lord_ZYRK: It's the Ninja Pole Kappa
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:29:12.
TehAmelie: the lager karate sword
chesul: TXC2 I beat those pretty solidly roughly 2/3 of the time.
aClonedPickle: ninja suit is elsewhere in blighttown, washing pole is sold by forest weeb
thatchesterguy: spiderbro
omega_x_l_a: cool. i like the broken stereotypes of these worlds of video games and sports being exclusive
chesul: TXC2 I've only really seen the saproling and graveyard ones, what are the others?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: #MandatoryChill
TXC2: chesul wide stompy and big stompy
TehAmelie: see, this poison is pretty harmless
xantos69: You were saying?
popedeadpool: !next
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Suhono: oatsZ
Laserbeaks_Fury: I have to admit, this game is looking pretty crisp
lifecharacter: It's the weeb edge.
spaceguy672: The power of Nippon Steel
The_Bread_is_Delicious: Adam, your fortune telling powers are too great.
pterodactyl_noises: they're the only ones pointy enough to cause people to bleed
TXC2: sharper edges Adam Kappa
fiftymcnasty: ITs that sharp edge
pterodactyl_noises: everything else just bruises you
thatchesterguy: the steel has been folded
Thandres: because nippon steel is the greatest Kappa
TastyArsenic: it's the glorious nippon steel adam
cheetoJack: too edgey
chesul: TXC2 I've not seen the wide stompy deck in golgari at all, what does it run?
Angnor33: Don't some of the knives give bleed?
Lord_ZYRK: Something something forbidden jutsu
aClonedPickle: morning star, bandit knife, scythes give bleed
Cinntoastmin: so why do people hate blighttown so much?
accountmadeforants: After all, how would you know you got poisoned without the poison bar?
TehAmelie: it's made of hate and poop
Ukon_vasara: i guess they more about the long slicey motion
Ukon_vasara: rather than just the raw beating power
TXC2: chesul all the overpower stuff at 3cmc or less in green, plus some black removal
CrazyZonie: Has to do with the balance of high and low carbon steel in the sword and its ability to receive and hold an edge.
lobstah_men: Is this like a remastered edition?
shdragon: This is why I *never* go down the front door of Blighttown
thatchesterguy: poison and toxic
chesul: TXC2 how well does it do?
TheOtherTrevor: the swamp at the bottom
Invitare: terrible FPS, though I think it's fixed in this?
ToddtheDog: The terrible optimizations made every system trying to run it CHUG
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's the most graphic intensive area of the game
TXC2: chesul I dont know, I rum big stompy
lifecharacter: It's easy to fall off, it's got the swamp that slows movement. Infinite spawning mosquitoes.
TXC2: *run
m0nkeyrama: The status effects suck, and original ds blighttown tanked fps
Inkompetence: It used to have some pretty atrocious frame rate issues. The camera fights you with the mosquitoes.
thatchesterguy: was toxic also in street fighter?
andrew: @thatchesterguy you're thinking of Blanka
chesul: TXC2 how much trample does big stompy run? I don't know of much in Arena right now.
TXC2: poison was in final fight
thatchesterguy: streets of rage?
thatchesterguy: two bad dudes!
salt523: Also, in a game that's pretty in an ugly way, blight town is just ugly.
ToddtheDog: Improvement!
Ukon_vasara: #Progress
Thandres: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
andrew: Kappa
theghostwiththemost: look ma no hands
goldheartache56: but the second
aClonedPickle: that is one of the downsides of being naked, yes
m0nkeyrama: We're learning! seabatBRAIN
Cinntoastmin: me too :)
Thandres: those dudes can poison you? :o
accountmadeforants: Are these hitboxes regulation size?
TehAmelie: that's unarmored poison resistance for ya
madmanoreo: I think poison showed up in later street fighter game(s) but I don't know which ones
CataclysmicReverb: You get a lot of poison resist from armor
EmpyrealHell: just pop a bunch of humanity and you'll get a ton more poison resist
TXC2: chesul I run 2 goreclaw, 1 aggresive mamoth, 1 galta and 3 carnage tyrants, that's it of trample
ToddtheDog: ruh roh
thatchesterguy: portable smithy?
Ukon_vasara: is blighttown usually the go to before or after senn fortress?
shdragon: You can repair if you bought the thing from the guy you killed to get the sword.
aClonedPickle: better jump and get that iaito :v
TehAmelie: time to visit the blacksmith!
TXC2: Ukon_vasara before
ToddtheDog: never give up, skeleton
andrew: i mean you just picked up a new weapon did you not?
lifecharacter: Bonfires not too far.
TXC2: what is that down arrow?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you repair at a bonfire?
aClonedPickle: swap katanas
TheWarbo: welp_guess_i'll_die.png
thatchesterguy: you could go to the bottom, then back up to firelink
shdragon: use your club?
TXC2: theres a bonfire RIGHT THERE Adam
CataclysmicReverb: @TXC2 weapon almost dead
thatchesterguy: with the iato
angryoptimist: Was explaining what you were doing to someone IRL, Adam: "He beat the giant vomit dragon and now he's going to the giant vomit town."
Ukon_vasara: yeah, we got the igato or something yeah?
chesul: TXC2 interesting. I'd expect you'd have a bit of trouble with boros and saprolings. how does it actually do in those matchups?
Plaicoson: omg this stream title is gold
TXC2: ah ok then thanks
Odinson819: is it safe to assume the question of how many times Adam is going to play Dark Souls is rhetorical?
theghostwiththemost: its the bonefire of the damned
TXC2: chesul I get my ass handed to me by mono red
chamel_: Yes
Ukon_vasara: sounds like a weebyer sword than the guchi katana
aClonedPickle: different R2s but yeah
thatchesterguy: that scabbard
TehAmelie: better reach too
mariagrey: You killed the Poor undead burg merchant. :(
angryoptimist: I guess Blighttown is more of a giant poop town than a giant vomit town, though, I guess.
Ukon_vasara: beware of hotdogs Wowee
thatchesterguy: Oh yeah! Fire puppers
B4rberblacksheep: Grumpy doggo
aClonedPickle: yeah going from +3 to +0 isn't that bad
chesul: TXC2 that makes sense. still, sounds like a fun deck to play, I might try it sometime if I get a couple more tyrants.
nullrush: are we no-shield bois?
TheOtherTrevor: I totally forgot that weapon repair was a thing in this game. Yet I remember thinking it was weird in DS3 that weapons auto-repaired every bonfire
angryoptimist: Ouch.
lifecharacter: This is what you get for being a nudist.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Snootchiekatana
wildpeaks: oh hello toxic, long time no see
aClonedPickle: adam do you want directions to ninja suit
TXC2: chesul yeah I super lucked out getting 1 of them, wildcarded the other
Cinntoastmin: bitchwhuut
ShortRound2099: hahaa
thatchesterguy: and as you get further down, the bugs start flying at you.
Lord_ZYRK: 👏
Thandres: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
mariagrey: This is just like the League of Legends community
m0nkeyrama: One thing I didn't miss about og dark souls was only being able to fast travel after getting the lordvessel
shdragon: THIS is why I never go down the front way, hahaha
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Tangsm: You sang the song. That's just inviting it.
blast__femur: *gets toxic'ed* yo why did people even think this game was good
daryldutch: heya mr adam.
TXC2: SUB HYPE 61
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Cinntoastmin: oh is the spectator mode league of legends episode out
Cinntoastmin: ?
aClonedPickle: okay. from the bonfire, there's a ladder up
TehAmelie: #unpopularopinion: no game has ever been improved by including item durability
TXC2: Cinntoastmin yes, been out for a while
angryoptimist: @Cinntoastmin Yep, it came out some time ago--first ep.
B4rberblacksheep: We can fly!
Grescheks: oh nooooo
thatchesterguy: you made it down
chesul: TXC2 yea, I think I have a couple wildcards, but I'm a bit hesitant to use them because I'm really enjoying the deck I'm running right now.
TheOtherTrevor: down is sort of the way to go
Zu_o: You made it to the bottom!
Thandres: thats one way down :o
wildpeaks: now we know, for Science
angryoptimist: Ripperoni in Peppers
Questhere: sergeFall
TheWarbo: hey we reached the bottom
shdragon: Well.. you made it down.
nullrush: Breath of the Wild included
Thandres: *looks at the fire emblem franchise*
TXC2: chesul I know exactly what you mean
NomenNeminis: I tuned in just in time for a "YOU DIED." #TrueDarkSoulsExperience ;)
Izandai: @TehAmelie I think BotW would be less fun without it.
TheWarbo: I can hear the pitter patter of fire breath
TreeVor84: I like item durability, but I'm also a deeply broken individual.
TheOtherTrevor: DS3 was improved by making the items auto-repair. But it just makes me wonder why they even left in any sort of repair mechanic since it was so unnecessary
thatchesterguy: blighttown why do I hate thee? Let me count the ways
daryldutch: not to question your lifestyle choice nor to kinkshame. but why is your character nude?
JudgeKyle: I think BoTW made excellent ise of item durability
DGZenos: this is the opposite of new, but i approve of the game choice
TehAmelie: well if the entire mechanic is using items as you go it may get an exception
TXC2: daryldutch becuase we can be
Izandai: Also, survival games would be somewhat trivialized if you never had to make new equipment.
hippitybobbity: whattuuup
aClonedPickle: it's new on the switch, DGZenos
TheWarbo: remember ladders always have a torch at the top and a torch at the bottom
hippitybobbity: we in braittouno
NomenNeminis: Every time I see the spider shield, I'm reminded of Graham's playthrough on stream when the shield was modded to be Creepy Doll's face. lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Izandai: @TehAmelie I dunno why a game would have item durability if it wasn't designed around you constantly getting new stuff to replace the stuff that's breaking.
chesul: TXC2 if you ever get bored of big stompy, I do recommend the saproling aristocrat deck. the only thing that I can really think of at mythic that wasn't in the base deck it gave me is a single copy of new vraska that I got from the closed beta.
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:40:24.
blast__femur: this guy freaked me out so bad the first time I played. It's so gross
ToddtheDog: it hits HARD
thatchesterguy: bye
Ukon_vasara: ya gotta poke it in the butt
NomenNeminis: daryldutch It has gameplay effects. I can't speak for Adam's exact reason right now.
Ukon_vasara: like everything else in this game
Izandai: Wow this guy has a lot of health.
TXC2: chesul oh I have like 5 other decks I run for fun on singles
ToddtheDog: he eats his wheaties
thatchesterguy: race to the finish!
morgoth_bauglyr: you have moss tho
Ukon_vasara: ya got moss
TXC2: turns out grinding gets you things :P
Brettdog: This is the switch version?
akkarin2304: humanity heals
TXC2: yeap
shdragon: Humanity heals.
blast__femur: still livin'
Brettdog: Sad how much they had to compress the audio
Plaicoson: Do the switch controllers make this harder Adam?
r10pez10: delicious weed
NomenNeminis: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
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Tripleyew: woot for 58 months
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Tripleyew: 'afternoon Adam and howdy all
TXC2: SUB HYPE 62
Lord_ZYRK: FEEE-YEW 👀 💦
Ukon_vasara: us? smart? i wouldnt go that far
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
NomenNeminis: Hi ya, Tripleyew
Lord_ZYRK: Tripleyew seabatBRAIN /
daryldutch: so this is the switch version?
angryoptimist: Hi Tripleyew
angryoptimist: @daryldutch Yep.
thatchesterguy: BUGS
hippitybobbity: 58! youve been here for near 5 bloody years
Izandai: Why is this game so gross?
TehAmelie: Cam and Alex have dubbed them "ganglefucks"
Ukon_vasara: breathes fires, buzzes about, clearly a dragonfly
harvester369: moth meme?
wildpeaks: not dead
ToddtheDog: what a god
thatchesterguy: in there!
angryoptimist: 1 is not 0!
NomenNeminis: Yeah, those monsters manage to hit both the acrophobia and the "fleshy thing whose limbs are WRONG" areas.
morgoth_bauglyr: runn
Tripleyew: lrrSACK
m0nkeyrama: Nicely done!
TXC2: GO GO GO!
thatchesterguy: YOU DID IT!
blast__femur: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
ShortRound2099: lrrGOAT
Edgarware: lrrGOAT
hippitybobbity: brain too biiigg
NomenNeminis: lrrGOAT
angryoptimist: lrrSACK lrrGOAT
Tripleyew: good save
r10pez10: hustle'd
Izandai: *sweats*
akkarin2304: always masterkey, never blighttown
wildpeaks: easy peasy
TXC2: lrrGOAT
Erudite_Cynic: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Mag_Chundysquatch: never didnt have it
Brian_Engineering: katesWa katesOw
Suhono: seabatBRAIN
Ukon_vasara: #NeverDidntHaveIt
wench_tacular: all going to plan
NomenNeminis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43:51.
Brian_Engineering: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
daryldutch: how does it hold up. because i do not own any console right now and never got into dark souls on the pc. but i am looking to pick up a switch on the cheap this holliday season.
TehAmelie: gotta love it when the monsters are close enough to attack you after you sit at the fire
Mag_Chundysquatch: !next
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NomenNeminis: Loot!
nullrush: is this #speedrunstrats?
thatchesterguy: this is why you need the rusted iron ring
Izandai: How is there a bloodstain on the filth water?
CataclysmicReverb: I get that referens
ArcOfTheConclave: what does keukaku mean? lrrBEEJ
Ukon_vasara: but is it a flawless Remaster-piece lrrBEEJ
NomenNeminis: ArcOfTheConclave I have no idea. If only there were a helpful translator's note... lrrBEEJ
hippitybobbity: editors note:kekeku means ham
CataclysmicReverb: If you go in the spiders hole she gets really angry... maybe we better not
TehAmelie: good thing you have an unupgraded weapon and negative armor eh
JudgeKyle: Translators note: sergeSheep
chesul: Adam, I hate to say it, but your damage is pretty low for this point in the game.
NomenNeminis: !findquote translator
LRRbot: Quote #2233: "Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass." —Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
ToddtheDog: Quelaag also put me through the ringer :/
pterodactyl_noises: That lady is waist deep in spider!!
Phosphatide: oh duel of the fates Kappa
aClonedPickle: well yeah chesul he had to swap to a +0 weapon
pterodactyl_noises: That can't be healthy
hippitybobbity: yeah you dont have to roll for the first few hits
Traion: Thanks for the stream Adam!
chesul: aClonedPickle why?
ToddtheDog: Thanks for being here Adam!
hippitybobbity: just stay close
TehAmelie: you're safe from the sword swings if you grind right into her spider face :3
r10pez10: thanks adam
Mag_Chundysquatch: Bye Adam. someday you'll git gud. dont worry <3
aClonedPickle: his +3 uchi was close to breaking
hippitybobbity: cheers Adam
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
I_Am_Clockwork: Chill souls is always fun. thanks Adam
NomenNeminis: Thanks for the stream, Adam! lrrHEART
goldheartache56: re l a x ed
daryldutch: by holding up i meant more the controls and framerate, do they feel tight enough to properly enjoy
TehAmelie: good times for all
Lord_ZYRK: 2relaxed4me ResidentSleeper
LathosTiran: You're good at gaming, thanks for sharing
aClonedPickle: no repair powder, no smithy equipment
thatchesterguy: bye Adam!
m0nkeyrama: Fun stream! seabatHITBOX
ToddtheDog: Yeah play!!
chesul: ah.
pterodactyl_noises: thanks for a lovely end to my workday dude! It's been lots of fun.
TheWarbo: You should treat James to the sound of pterodactyl impressions.
aClonedPickle: toodles!
vulcurdi1: Thanks Adam!
goldheartache56: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
RoseShark: Bye! KonCha
Mag_Chundysquatch: Toodles poodles!
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe PogChamp
angryoptimist: Thanks for the stream! Take it easy
Erudite_Cynic: good stream my dude
RayFK: YOOOOOO
I_Am_Clockwork: Do nice things!
Lord_ZYRK: Do something nice for everyone
RayFK: Everyone should be checking that
pterodactyl_noises: hyyype
Erudite_Cynic: awww yisssss
PhoenixMelior: thanks for the stream Adam!
Ravynn: Sweeeeeeeet new Spectator Modeeeee!
m0nkeyrama: YAY!
DentedPockets: Looking forward to it, Adam!
GapFiller: thanks for streming Adam
ushiikun: HYPE!
angryoptimist: Nice! Looking forward to it
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
Ukon_vasara: i intend to spectate it
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the stream, Adam! :D
TXC2: !patreon
j0xer: competative party game episode?
ToddtheDog: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:47:14.
Lord_ZYRK: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Now kiss
Suhono: Now kiss! (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
TXC2: !discord
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TehAmelie: let's find out if Youtube still displays videos in low res before they're fully uploaded
Soul1355: lol
TXC2: NOW KISS!
Soul1355: always gets me
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (James is a certified PUBG partner now and that means custom games! Game: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS) at Tue 03:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
JudgeKyle: It was dope, stay awesome. Looking forward to spectator mode sometime today!
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
CanPlayGames: !next
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PhoenixMelior: night txc2
TehAmelie: i turned off Realm Grinder and Cookie Clicker and now it feels weird to not be constantly busy doing three things or more
TehAmelie: idle games,, ha
quentastic: !next
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TheWarbo: I kind of like sim games like RimWorld/ONI/whatnot for that.
TheWarbo: Also Stellaris.
PhoenixMelior: well I guess chat really likes birbs
PhoenixMelior: chat thinks that I should get the raven tattoo first
TheWarbo: birbs?
NomenNeminis: TehAmelie There's always clickquest.net Kappa
PhoenixMelior: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
TheWarbo: ah
Angreed66: Birbs, the better dinos.
aquinas_0: ONI?
TehAmelie: Stellaris has too much going on, can't constantly tab between other things
PhoenixMelior: Unholy Heights?
Skyboss1996: !next
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Diabore: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
TehAmelie: Universal Paperclips was fun though. probably cause it has an end
TheWarbo: Well, I also run these games at low speeds when I do that, especially Stellaris.
PhoenixMelior: I'm told Unholy Heights has an ending
TheWarbo: But also yeah Stellaris is a bit more happening than the others
PhoenixMelior: but I'm not good at those games so i never beat it
Skyboss1996: Right chat. I'm about to cook fish in my dorm. How many people are about to hate me?
PhoenixMelior: depends on what kind of fish
NomenNeminis: Well, how big is your dorm?
Skyboss1996: Well. It's cod
ArtKrusk: mahChat mahChat
Pteraspidomorphi: Recipe?
NomenNeminis: And did you bring enough for everyone?
TehAmelie: as long as it's not surströmming they'll live
PhoenixMelior: hmm, could be worse
EdwardHaag: uhhhhh......One More?
Skyboss1996: It's my dinner chat. I ain't cooking for freeloaders!
Skyboss1996: aaand its time for one more
Skyboss1996: Frozen fish into the oven then
TehAmelie: or hakkarl. hakkarl doesn't have an infamous smell but probably not no smell
Diabore: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NomenNeminis: lrrSIGNAL
Dryhad: katesAir
Angreed66: Have a good dinner and watch some shootybois.
Stoffern: somebody should nickname a cod recipe blops
solahwin_tampramain: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheWarbo: okay I think is beertime
TehAmelie: i can't imagine a reality where i cook cod and don't call it codblops
Pteraspidomorphi: Discord should really use a different set of sound effects when someone is streaming
zinnyinn: Back at uni and away from my PC, means I can't kill Joekim or Serge this week but still hype to watch some good shootmans
JoeKim: wow
JoeKim: kill me one time
LoadingReadyRun: game is up while I get things ready
JoeKim: and suddenly i'm a target
jolly_flounder: hell yes! Time for... uhhh ... one more?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James is back and ready to play some good ol' fashion PlayerUnknown's Battleground. It's time for ... One More? http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
Juliamon: Haven't had a chance to watch One More for about a month now, looking forward to watching James die repeatedly
TehAmelie: ha, people can sign into the game before the stream is live? that's efficiency
Pteraspidomorphi: But you'll never guess what the password is
LoadingReadyRun: buttslol
TheWarbo: !password
LRRbot: Server Info! Name: LoadingReadyRun Password: buttslol
LoadingReadyRun: the password is buttslol
LoadingReadyRun: :P
LinaBanina: Joe, don't kill me today, ok?
TheWarbo: I thought the password was dickbutt?
JoeKim: i'll try lina
ZachtlyAsIntended: Is it time to click on poppable heads?!!??
JoeKim: but no promises
Juliamon: It's always dickbutt, except when it's not
NathanJay_GA: Heyooo!
aClonedPickle: this isn't the cH universe, Warbo
ArtKrusk: Adam, don't kill me with a ridiculously good awm shot, pls. Kthxbye
Pteraspidomorphi: It actually was, at first
TheWarbo: !findquote password
LRRbot: Quote #3656: "Don't make your password fuckity." —Cori [2016-11-23]
LinaBanina: I'll still love you if you do, Joe slytqHeart
JoeKim: <3333
Macheya: It amazes me every time that this is the PUBG menu music
thegreatwyrdling: I'll try playing with you guys for the first time today
thegreatwyrdling: please have mercy.
Skyboss1996: Bobo BOOOOO
NathanJay_GA: boop
jolly_flounder: boo boo boo
professionalecho: boo boo booooooooo
zinnyinn: Wow I love the drop in this remix
Dix: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AllyDistrict: Oh hey there
Unas84: Two More?
TehAmelie: hi again James
Skyboss1996: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nogoodnames1701: Boooo Boooo boooo
Macheya: Sometime this century pls
EdwardHaag: James, can you please please please turn on Convert Dead Players to Observer? Or at least killer spectating?
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Diabore: i do!
DrWreckage: Nah, we want to move on
orrie104: oh yes
zinnyinn: Yup!
MaelstronSolenor: Hey James, want to come to my special birthday party in Brazil (airfare not included) ? =P
ShortRound2099: eh I can take it or leave it Kappa
azidbern95: yup
Erudite_Cynic: James? Working? Shenanigans!
frozenphoenix7: No, we want you to stream that wizard battle royale.
TheWarbo: People still play PUBG. Now, imagine if you were to stream a really old game like Dark Souls
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NathanJay_GA: Because we make our own luck, and you're about to prove that.
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Unas84: @LoadingReadyRun hey James, asking to make sure, is it still ok for me to use stream footage to put in my highlight video centred around community team play and customs?
m0nkeyrama: Still fun to watch seabatBRAIN
ZachtlyAsIntended: Nope, BLOPS or Bust
Lirelent: nah, only here because I constantly forget to close this window
TehAmelie: hey, it's the same hemisphere
ZachtlyAsIntended: (joking)
MaelstronSolenor: ='(
jolly_flounder: yeah, it fine. i stay up till 2am un tuesdays anyway...?!
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DarklordStratos: 12 months, thats like 3.14159265358979323 years!!!
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MaelstronSolenor: but I'm not a stranger.... you've signed cards for me =P
mahpete_: I mean, I never like it that much, but I'm not the target audience
Angreed66: Your skill at creating a rich narrative when spectating is why I watch.