LoadingReadyRun: there was a fun ST:Voyager episode that centered on a group of *bad* crew members that were stuck on the ship when it was lost
LoadingReadyRun: You don't often see starfleet personnel that suck at their jobs
PhoenixMelior: that does seem like a bit of a conflict of interest
Didero: Because the bad people usually die :P
PhoenixMelior: who was I talking to yesterday that was telling me that Starfleet are usually very passionate about what they're doing
Didero: Then again, with Voyager, isn't half the crew Maquis? They're basically Starfleet deserters, aren't they?
Didero: And rebelling civilians, I guess
cheetoJack: I managed to stop reading chat after saying something as usual. Austin is the capital of texas, does have loads of oil money like all of texas, and is the most progressive place in the state
LoadingReadyRun: the idea is that these are people that would have been reassigned/fired in normal circumstances, but with the ship stuck away from the federation, they have to just make the best of it
Didero: Along with the people that previously tried to murder them, if my memory of Voyager is correct
AdmiralMemo: How's it going?
AdmiralMemo: I'm a Trek guy. What's this about Voyager?
TXC2: hello Everybody!
AdmiralMemo: Hi Dr. Nick! Wait...
PhoenixMelior: less about Voyager and more about Star Trek as a nebulous concept
AdmiralMemo: Even better
AdmiralMemo: It's my favorite of the Stars... Trek, Gate, Wars, Search. lrrBEEJ
TXC2: no Craft?
LoadingReadyRun: Mr. Spock, Nebulous Concept off the port bow!
PhoenixMelior: I have a strange automatic aversion to sci fi
PhoenixMelior: I'm hoping that since I'm getting back into reading, I can, if not conquer it, at least figure out why.
Lirelent: fire tachyons at it!
LoadingReadyRun: Evasive action!
Didero: My mom started watching Star Trek TNG (without any pushing from me!), and she seems to like it, to my surprise
Didero: Even the bad episodes, to my even greater surprise
PhoenixMelior chat flies to port
cheetoJack: shields to max!
Lirelent: cam got me into ian banks, it's pretty great
cheetoJack: I haven't actually watched any full episode of star trek
AdmiralMemo: @TXC2 Never played it, so can't say.
LoadingReadyRun: I do love me some Iain M Banks
TXC2: PhoenixMelior is there a type of Sci fi you dont like, all just all of it?
TXC2: AdmiralMemo fair, it's just the only other media thing with Space in the name :P
AdmiralMemo: Is this a Paul on the LRR handle?
LoadingReadyRun: it is!
GravityWell34: greetings all! what game are we chancing today?
AdmiralMemo: @TXC2 Yes... The famous game SpaceCraft Kappa
PhoenixMelior: txc2 I'm trying to narrow it down... in particular I don't like post apocalyptic, or anything with too much camp
LoadingReadyRun: How could ou have possibly guessed?
PhoenixMelior: I enjoy a good Star War every once in a while but that's barely sci fi
TXC2: AdmiralMemo oh right :P
Didero: PhoenixMelior: What would you call Star Wars then?
Lirelent: spaaaace wizards
TXC2: PhoenixMelior oh indeed Star Wars is science fantasy
AdmiralMemo: It was either that or James, and it seemed more Paulian... Also, this is my first GoC because my schedule now has Wednesday and Thursday as my off days.
Lirelent: @PhoenixMelior how does firefly go with you?
Lirelent: too camp?
PhoenixMelior: Didero a fantasy epic in space
AdmiralMemo: Yes, Star Wars is more Space Fantasy than SciFi.
Jeezy56: some of the Iain M Banks Culture books aren't especially sci-fi, but I can't recall which ones off the top of my head
LoadingReadyRun: I'm afraid we had to make a last minute change in game selection. Turns out Eternal Darkness is real hard to get
PhoenixMelior: Lirelent it threads the line but I enjoyed it on the back of strong characters
Didero: I'm not entirely sure what the difference is between Space Fantasy and Sci-Fi
Riandisa: Aww. Its so much fun
Didero: But yeah, Star Wars does seem a lot more Fantasy than Star Trek
NimrodXIV: lrrAWW
Lirelent: iain banks is more about society building than the actual sci-fi, which is what I actually like about it
AdmiralMemo: I just bought Firefly. I should watch it. I want to see how it colors my perception, because I hated Captain Mal based on Serenity alone.
PhoenixMelior: Didero I have a hard time with it myself, but fantasy typically focuses more on strength of self rather than strength of technology, also every fantasy plot is based on revenge
PhoenixMelior: to be fair, Mal is an ass.
PhoenixMelior: River and the escort (whose name escapes me) were my favourites
Lirelent: reminded me of the foundation series actually
TXC2: Inara
AdmiralMemo: @Didero What PhoenixMelior said. Also... Star Wars has "The Force" which has no scientific explanation. No it doesn't. Ep 1 doesn't count.
GravityWell34: @didero i feel like the space-ness of star wars is incidental, you could move all the characters to a different setting and still get the same type of story
Didero: AdmiralMemo: I feel like Qui-Gon Jinn may have just made midichlorians up, which is why the other Jedi think he's weird
Lirelent: actually jewel staite is my one celebrity crush, so that colors my perception of firefly pretty significantly
Didero: GravityWell34: In a lot of Star Trek stories, the plot wouldn't be too much different if it were a boat instead of a starship too though
DarkMorford: Well, good stream everybody. See you for LRRMtG?
TheAinMAP: katesAir
GravityWell34: which you can’t do with star trek; it’s too tied into scientific progress and exploration and dealing with completely alien concepts of ethics
Lirelent: and that's the show folks
Laurreth: On Starfleet/the Federation: https://imgur.com/gallery/wpZ4w
cheetoJack: lrrSIGNAL
kinkerbelle: I just got a notification it started, is it already over?
snake12341: lrrHEART lrrHEART
cheetoJack: oooh time for some spooky cleaning
SpacePotato01: wow that was fast, good stream
AdmiralMemo: @PhoenixMelior I mean, when I discussed the series with people, they all came off with this "I love Mal" thing and I HATED him. Then when I said that I hadn't watched the series, they'd be like "Just the movie? *goes into the tank* Yeah, I can see how you might come off with that impression. Go watch the series."
mastershake29x: great stream everyone
Lirelent: yea watch firefly for kaylee, hehe
Lirelent: not mal
snake12341: Oh fun stream guys
TXC2: there we go!
ehsteveG: great stream, stay tuned for lrr MTG
Lirelent: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:31.
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Lirelent: fastest streamers in the western world
GravityWell34: @didero some of them, sure. i think also that Star Wars in and of itself (not EU stuff) isn’t interested in exploring how its world works in a realistic way.
snake12341: Wow fastest stream in the west :3
mastershake29x: stream was so good they are immediately running it back!
AdmiralMemo: @snake12341 Getting us ready for RDR2? Kappa
Laurreth: phoenixmelior, Nathan Fillion is... good at playing a certain kind of asshole, not quite Tommy Lee Jones level, but somewhere around there
snake12341: @lirelent i appreciate the same time meme
DoodlestheGreat: Wait, I thought it was scary games on GoC this month. Scariest thing here is how much it resembles most RL jobs...
PhoenixMelior: AdmiralMemo I can't comment too deeply because I haven't watched either in years, but at some level a space cowboy and captain HAS to be an ass
Didero: GravityWell34: Yeah, that sounds fair
AdmiralMemo: Speaking of which... Is next week's NDT going to be RDR2?
Lirelent: ^5 @snake12341
2Flower: Dude, when you knock over the bucket after painstakingly cleaning a whole room, you'll be freaked out too.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> After 3 weeks of horror games it's time James and Paul cleaned things up a bit. It's Viscera Cleanup Detail on today's Game of Chance. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun
mastershake29x: @DoodlestheGreat last week was about ponies, cleaning sounds much scarier
DeafMints: can't sleep its 4am here in melbounre
AdmiralMemo: Oh sweet
AdmiralMemo: VCD is nice
snake12341: Oh yea
Rhynerd: guess they couldn't get Eternal Darkness working.
Didero: I always think I'm going to like VCD, but then I get bored like halfway through a map :P
Laurreth: Malcolm "Yeah, but she's OUR witch, and I'm protecting me and mine!" Reynolds
Didero: Though it could be fun in multiplayer
SacrificialToast: I blame James for waiting till the night before to secure a copy :p
angryoptimist: Guessing that a copy of Eternal Darkness couldn't be sourced?
DeafMints: lrrSIGNAL lrrFINE
Rhynerd: well, it is probably fair to clean up after the messes made earlier this week.
AdmiralMemo: @PhoenixMelior Yes, but there's "lovable @$$" and there's "grating on you @$$" and apparently he's more of the first in the series, and more of the second in the movie.
Jeezy56: [Games of Chance Intro not found.. Rebooting....]
Lirelent: @angryoptimist correct
TXC2: so how much of this is gonna be James getting in Paul's way? Kappa
Rhynerd: And earlier this month.
TXC2: Hello James and Paul
TheWarbo: Mooky spusic?
angryoptimist: Hi James and Paul
DarkNacht: Sup nerds
snake12341: Lol heya you nerds
TheDeadVirgin: Clean up! Clean up! Everybody everywhere! cirHappy
Orchestrion: lets clean up after RIP N' TEAR
AdmiralMemo: Was it Alex's personal copy?
AdmiralMemo: Ooooooh
cheetoJack: oooh spoopy
snake12341: Wow
Garfy400: I should find my copy
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Camthelion: oh hey button.
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AdmiralMemo: Maybe it was Beej's copy? Beej does the GC.
mastershake29x: that was like 2 moonbases ago
Krokaar: halloween is forever!
Lirelent: i mean I don't remember what I had for breakfast, so years ago is a long reach
Lirelent: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (15d, 0:51 from now)
snake12341: Watch Alex barge into the room like “Look what I found!”
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The_Walking13: Hey guys, i have to drive a train but I'll catch VOD later
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mastershake29x: it is after thanksgiving
ehsteveG: Yes! Eat it US thanksgiving!
DarkNacht: No thanksgiving
LanternGeist: how many moonbases is this now? xD
AdmiralMemo: shrug.emoji
Gizmoloid: Well, "selling" is a strong word, more like people are trying to sell it. Realistically it seems to go for up to $60 most of the time.
keesonman: it this NOPE!?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh god no, not Xmas games. Not until December, please.
keesonman: Good morning everyone
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AdmiralMemo: This is 5th Moonbase
LanternGeist: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Haven_7: hey Camthelion :D
Orichlepidopter: Pay attention to the road...track...course...thing
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: If you're driving a train you also really shouldn't be watching streams
snake12341: Wait what?!
Orgmastron: FROOT FROOT
The_Walking13: Im a train an opertor
TheAinMAP: Oh, it does.
snake12341: Toot Toot
Camthelion: ohai @Haven_7 :D
DoodlestheGreat: @the_walking13, neat!
cheetoJack: do you ever stop to see what fruit you've got on the train?
TXC2: "on the train? fuck you, I'm getting IN the train"
AdmiralMemo: kreygasm100 pogchamp100 Because my work changed schedules, I have Thursdays of now. So, first Games of Chance! Yay!
Emergent_OS: Visceral Cleanup will be an excellent refresher for James after piloting that plane on Watch + Play.
kinkerbelle: But that wouldn't be a *game*!
mtvcdm: Someone did a bloody in a place, and you have to clean it up.
Lirelent: IRL VCD
TXC2: didn't we already do that stream?
cheetoJack: I mean I would watch an IRL stream of James cleaning
snake12341: My college is like “hey heres an 8 am class and then 9:30, then another one at 2!!! So yay...
AdmiralMemo: I mean, Graham played VCD for 3 hours on House of Stark, so...
kinkerbelle: Honestly a cleaning Loading Time would be a thing I'd watch.
DarkNacht: CoOp is much better in this game than solo
EJGRgunner: VCD?
TheWarbo: Jan Itor
TXC2: Dr Jan Itor
Dared00: There was an IRL stream where you cleaned the stream office in Delta
AdmiralMemo: @EJGRgunner Viscera Cleanup Detail
mastershake29x: we have had cleaning streams haven't we?
AdmiralMemo: @mastershake29x Yes.
NimrodXIV: There's some easter eggs in this map
EJGRgunner: Didn't realize this game was that old
oakentree: ben's done a stream of him assembling ikea furniture once. was actually kinda cool
Pazy160: I'm all for cleaning streams, practical and interesting. Lets do it.
Didero: Scrolling but the bloodstains don't move. spooooky
SacrificialToast: this is actually one of the largest levels if I recall
AdmiralMemo: @mastershake29x It was released during the first year of LRR's streaming.
deadlypartition: are we about to get spooped
Lirelent: oh, suburbia.... scaaaaaary
LanternGeist: does anyone else just really like the word squeegee
AdmiralMemo: @mastershake29x And we're now in like Year... Five I want to say?
KidAmn: After literal garbage day yesterday this feels weirdly appropriate, but also just kind of weird.
mtvcdm: The thing about Viscera Cleanup Detail is, you yourself are not subject to any spoops. All the spoops have already happened; you're just cleaning up after them.
AntiCrepuscular: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:36.
AdmiralMemo: Nose-meter
NimrodXIV: dirt sniffer
TehAmelie: you don't want to clean in murky light
Gizmoloid: Wasn't one of the early webcam "stars" a lady who just cleaned her home on camera? Or perhaps i'm remembering something wrong.
Woodthorn: "Sniffer"
AdmiralMemo: That's your dirt-finder
LanternGeist: are you meant to be detective in this or just cleaner?
AdmiralMemo: War Was Beginning?
mtvcdm: We just clean.
Lirelent: cool light physics
TXC2: LanternGeist just a cleaner
BrindleBoar: yeah show that jack-o-lantern who's boss
AntiCrepuscular: That pumpkin moved! It's not a prop! ;)
AdmiralMemo: You're going to need buckets to clean your mop
deadlypartition: I predict james will get very frustrated with the cleaning in this game
SacrificialToast: gotta find vending machines for buckets and garbage bins
Seele01SoundOnly: mops body. all done!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: You spilled all the water in the bucket
Lirelent: need water in bucket
Mangledpixel: gotta go fill the bucket up
AdmiralMemo: Right-click?
Gizmoloid: That bucket "was" how you clean mop.
TehAmelie: you'll need a bucket dispenser, an incinerator and a lot of leg work
NimrodXIV: need a new bucket
AntiCrepuscular: "muddy"
TrakoZG: lrrEFF you, bucket
LanternGeist: garden tap?
AdmiralMemo: I think you need to right-click to clean it? Maybe?
Woodthorn: There should be a... blue? machine somewhere with a bunch of buckets
AntiCrepuscular: kids' paddling pool? :D
NimrodXIV: spoilers - you can't refill, you get new buckets
AdmiralMemo: Yes, where's the Slosh-O-Matic?
iSmartMan1: Fill it? I thought you had to get a new bucket each time
Lirelent: this was a heck of a party
mtvcdm: You put the bucket in the disposal bin and get a new bucket.
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:15.
AntiCrepuscular: such fantastic decorations!
SacrificialToast: I think the way to get rid of stuff in this map is that shredder in the back yard
AdmiralMemo: I still remember Graham going "Who left their ENTRAILS inside the Slosh-O-Matic?!"
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: yaaaay VCD
TrakoZG: LOL
ehsteveG: is the disposal bin that wood chipper by the fence to the neighbours yard?
NimrodXIV: there's an incinerator in the backyard
Mangledpixel: no, that's where you put the chunks
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, there's a LOT of stuff you need to learn about.
CrazymattCaptain: there's some large machines that dispense things
aerobeing: Happy Halloween TO THE GROUND
DoodlestheGreat: NO
NimrodXIV: poke it
Woodthorn: Psu button
TrakoZG: LOL!!!!
Woodthorn: Oh no
kevenwith2es: Uh
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Doctadoone: Clean da poops. All da poops
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AntiCrepuscular: mistakes were maaaade :D
red_half_dragon: Oh no xD
Lirelent: neighbor's problem now
aerobeing: ooh, it's like one of those videos from China
AdmiralMemo: There we go
TehAmelie: very futuristic technology
deadlypartition: bucket AQUIRED
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: huh, never seen this VCD map before. What're we cleaning this time?
aerobeing: With the metal scraps shredders.
AdmiralMemo: Try right-click?
deadlypartition: attack it
red_half_dragon: We cleaning Halloweenè
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Left click
Lirelent: splosh it
AdmiralMemo: There we go
TehAmelie: we're cleaning up after Halloween
TXC2: ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews a horror house
TheMagicWalrus: Isuggest getting the body bits before mopping
AdmiralMemo: Mopping grass... Sure...
deadlypartition: this kills the bucket
aerobeing: Mopping grass, huh. Must be astroturf.
Mangledpixel: ooh, that looked like a keycard
SomebodyNowhere: dont even worry about it
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: ah the eternal struggle to clean the mop without knocking the bucket over
AntiCrepuscular: this is no ordinary mop!
TehAmelie: blood is good fertilizer, i don't know why you even need to mop it
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun Just for game mechanics, you walk through dirt and such, and those are YOUR footprints sometimes.
SacrificialToast: that's an ID tag, for completion, you could bring all those to the panel out front, but there's one for every corpse
CrazymattCaptain: destroy it all
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: You can bring that to the console thingy out front
TXC2: gotta dlilute that blood
SerpentPrince: the usb's are name tags, you them into the clock out machine
mtvcdm: If you don't know what it is, woodchip it.
Mangledpixel: yeh, be careful where you walk, you can track blood around
TrakoZG: punch the bucket with your mop
TXC2: mtvcdm add that !advice Kappa
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: and by "you can track blood around," pixel means "you WILL track blood around."
Mangledpixel: TrakoZG I think you're behind
Lirelent: juicy head
SacrificialToast: sure isn't
deadlypartition: delicious gibs
SerpentPrince: That grass is going to be so green after all this cleaning o3o
ScoopsPlushie: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 PopCorn
mtvcdm: You sure are.
AntiCrepuscular: perhaps the bioharzard bucket for those parts?
TrakoZG: no, I just like saying that
AdmiralMemo: Stop walking in the blood
NimrodXIV: no throw, only drop (and make more mess :D)
Laurreth: I wonder if the next level is living just past that hedge
2Flower: Walking over gore means you leave footprints.
SacrificialToast: This is one of the largest maps
SerpentPrince: You're better off getting rid of all the body parts and weapons and then going back to clean the blood
TehAmelie: better get a bin for that
Mangledpixel: gotta put the bodies in the wood chipper
AdmiralMemo: Welp
Anaerin: You can "Walk" (Shift) which prevents you from picking up gore on your shoes. But you (obviously) walk slower.
Lirelent: wood chippers are the best
Doctadoone: That poor neighbour
2Flower: It's your neighbor's problem now!
NimrodXIV: that's THEIR problem
AntiCrepuscular: that's the neighbour's problem :D
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: We're not being paid to clean their yard though
Lirelent: someone else's problem now
Laurreth: #DontWorryAboutIt
TXC2: it's their problem now
amythist: yup, getting new customers
VoidByAnyOtherName: ooh is this the halloween version?
kevenwith2es: Wood chipper is a lot more satisfying than the incinerator.
EvilBadman: not my yard, not my problem
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: neighbor's just like "man the roses in that one corner of the yard are growing like CRAZY. wonder what's in that fertilizer?"
SerpentPrince: You only need to use the mop on the bucket once to clean, as long as you get inside the bucker
wouter215: #everythingisfine
NimrodXIV: the ding was you hitting something
SerpentPrince: the ding was you hitting something
Anaerin: The "Ding" was something metal falling.
SacrificialToast: the ding was a cleaver you knocked off the tree
TehAmelie: the maps i've seen just has an incinerator that burns everything including dirty mop water. this woodchipper solution may be less weird
mtvcdm: That bin is for storing solid waste.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: and by "solid waste" we mean "bodies and body accessories."
Mangledpixel: biohazard bins are for ease of carrying around multiple body parts
Lirelent: the party was reeeeaaaaallly good
Anaerin: You need the key to get in there.
NimrodXIV: there's a key to the door somewhere
TrakoZG: lol memo
TehAmelie: well, any small garbage. here there may be mostly body parts
BrindleBoar: in-key-venient
AdmiralMemo: The way that Graham played this is to just make like 12 buckets and scatter them around.
Lirelent: you can use the dirt sniffer to know
Mangledpixel: yes that's a dirtyness detector
Lirelent: the detector will dectect the bucket too
Lirelent: I think
SacrificialToast: it will detect your dirty bucket too
Gizmoloid: Sniffer indicates organic and inorganic waste in different modes.
AdmiralMemo: You put the USB drives in the machine next to the garage
BenByTheWay: console out front for name tags
SacrificialToast: you can collect them, but it's just a question of how complete you want to be
Mangledpixel: not sure, but I'd guess you can find a laptop or something to plug those into
Mangledpixel: ah
AntiCrepuscular: oh neat, a scissor lift
Anaerin: You can tell by the pitch how close the dirt is. The USB's can be checked in at the clock-in terminal, but it won't affect your 100% rating.
deadlypartition: uh oh
AdmiralMemo: Anti-gravity skirt
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: it's a really jank scissor lift, sadly
AntiCrepuscular: rip the run :D
TehAmelie: it's a scissor lift you can carry by hand, i'd call that fururistic
TXC2: that's like a 50's space Cheerleader outfit
TehAmelie: or futuristic
deadlypartition: I thought there was a throw button, I could be wrong thoi
AdmiralMemo: Welp
AdmiralMemo: @deadlypartition Nope. Just hold and drop.
AntiCrepuscular: We're helping! :D
Rhynerd: blood right in your face
cheetoJack: oh thats so much more blood to clean
Mangledpixel: so sad, these teenagers, so young. welp, into the wood chipper with you.
Anaerin: You can "Throw" items by moving them and releasing them at the same time.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: do we need to mulch that pumpkin?
RogueLink: why use disposable bins when you have a super useful woodchipper? hah
deadlypartition: @AdmiralMemo cool cool, Ive never played this just seen it played
TheDeadVirgin: To throw whip your camera and release with right mouse I think?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: In general you need to collect up all the body parts and then mop. Otherwise you end up mopping the same patch of ground eight times.
NimrodXIV: hooray you did it
SacrificialToast: it's just a collection thing, don't bother if you don't want to
Lirelent: yea I think the USB is just a score thing
Didero: Putting stuff in that blue box makes them accessible in your office
NimrodXIV: that box lets you keep things and bring them back to your office
BenByTheWay: that box is for storing all the severed hands
Anaerin: That box is your "Personal effects", you can take items from the map back to your office as momentos.
AntiCrepuscular: memory stick on the porch
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TehAmelie: throw everything not nailed down into the woodchipper and let the neighbors sort it out eh
Lirelent: no you put bucket in chipper
Anaerin: Hit the bucket machine
AdmiralMemo: No, you can make infinite buckets
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: push the button on the slosh-o-matic, get as many buckets as you want. Just remember that all the buckets you get have to be mulched up at the end since they count as garbage too.
KidAmn: Famous YouTuber and professional mopsman James Turner
AdmiralMemo: Also entrails
SacrificialToast: the buckets can stack if you want to bring a few
SerpentPrince: Sometimes the machines give you body parts
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: oh right sometimes there are bits inside there
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Anaerin: It not perfect machine.
SerpentPrince: because you know, defective union equipment
TXC2: now we have to clean it
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: how did they get in the machine? don't ask.
BrindleBoar: the bucket-and-meat dispenser
TehAmelie: you "can" stack full buckets and carry like three at a time if you wanna be efficient and surreal
Alahmnat: it not perfect system
aerobeing: When Machine gives you body parts make lemonade.
NimrodXIV: it not perfect system
AdmiralMemo: I feel the need to link the LRL intro video now
SerpentPrince: Only dunk the mop once
AntiCrepuscular: oh jeez
BrindleBoar: the gore-age
red_half_dragon: Don't worry about it Paul, it's just casual advanced science, you of all people should understand it in no time.
Lirelent: that car looks sweet
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: sometimes I think all of VCD is someone practicing "show don't tell" storytelling
Rhynerd: the union will handle the issue of the bodies
Justherefortherewards: just a paintjob :D
RogueLink: hahaha
Lirelent: you spilled that one
AdmiralMemo: Graham doesn't like the entrails either: https://youtu.be/ad5pdYTYwbk?t=162
Laurreth: The bucket! It does NOTHING!
SacrificialToast: 40 seems conservative
Lirelent: only need to bucket it once
Zu_o: I for one hope you get a bucket into a tree
AntiCrepuscular: Was this the game we rolled or a fallback?
Didero: Your mop does get increasingly bloody
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: wait that guy still has his head!
Lirelent: f you usb
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: was his head defective or something?
Zu_o: tree bucket best bucket
TXC2: AntiCrepuscular a fallback
AntiCrepuscular: Thanks TXC2 :)
AdmiralMemo: GERD JERB
creasehearst: keeping an eye on the color of your mop is your progress bar
Lirelent: you normally deal with the big bits first....
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I think this explains a lot about the moonbase
cheetoJack: see this is why you remove bodies and then the blood
AdmiralMemo: Paul will never be CSI
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: I feel like there could be a really good crossover between VCD and that house-flipping game.
RogueLink: I'm gonna laugh so hard if that wood chipper points to somewhere you have to clean.
agilemania: You've got red on you
AntiCrepuscular: Jeez Paul, you don't know the first thing about covering up a murder or ten!
Laurreth: Paul "Mr. Wolf" Saunders
Lirelent: your CH character should know how deal with this sort of thing
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: Yeah in general you need to clean up all the gore and then mop
Dread_Imperatrix_Aegea: Don't sell yourself short Paul! I haven't cleaned up many crime scenes but I am sure you could be trained to do it!
LanternGeist: walk backwards and mop to get rid of footprints
Didero: You can throw the empty buckets into the woodchipper too
The_Passerby: You clean inside out
Rhynerd: to be fair, it's implied all cleaners are like ths in the VCD universer
aerobeing: lol
Lirelent: hahaha "turns out bodies have a lot of blood in them"
kevenwith2es: Buckets: 5, Paul: 0
Rhynerd: grind up the buckets
ScoopsPlushie: Hahaha.
AdmiralMemo: @TXC2 Can we get that as a quote? Paul "Turns out bodies have a lot of blood in them."
SacrificialToast: the buckets can stack if you wanna bring several
TehAmelie: gotta make messes to clean messes
Lanthess: Bucket cleanup Detail
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: can we add "clean up the bodies first" to !advice?
CrazymattCaptain: Paul is a mad scientist. this doesn't mean he's good at hiding the bodies. ripcheer100
TXC2: gotta make mess before you can clean it Kappa
Zebunisher: How to clean a house:Step 1, distribute all the blood evenly
Lirelent: only need to bucket dirty mop once to clean it
ScoopsPlushie: @admiralmemo +1
The_Passerby: You have to clean outside in! Outside in! Everything is pain. :P
AntiCrepuscular: doesn't everyone keep their knives in the garage?
Lirelent: yess that's thinking
SacrificialToast: They won't be needing it anymore.
TheMagicWalrus: who's trashcan james they all are dead
AdmiralMemo: So you're going to need to either deposit or shred all the USB drives, as they count as things to clean up
Didero: That's what the 'hazardous waste' containers are for: To easily carry a bunch of small junk and body parts
NimrodXIV: the garage is where we keep our knives
AntiCrepuscular: and they were all neatly arranged!
ANoNameIs: Aww, you threw away the antique Captain Kirk mask!
Dumori: dude is gonna be MAD you binned his knife collection
Lirelent: you can open the garage door I think to get to usb machine I think
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: fair warning, the collision physics of carrying things around inside containers can be.......odd.
agilemania: That's a good way to get sued by your sanitation workers
AntiCrepuscular: mop the "keep dry" box! :)
SacrificialToast: another collection thing is to bring all t he crates to a loading zone out front
BrindleBoar: what is this, the knife garage?
Mysticman89: they wont need them anymore regardless
BrindleBoar: oh the car is still bloody
aerobeing: It seems like it is just a ghost detector.
cheetoJack: the car is still a mess but i think thats the paint
SerpentPrince: The beeping machine is more of a thing to be used after you've finished, to make sure you didn't miss anything
TXC2: Families shouldn't have knife collections
Dumori: car has blood on it still
iSmartMan1: The beeping tool is for near the end, when you need to find any small bits you missed
BenByTheWay: there's a usb by the garage door
ANoNameIs: @BrindleBoar Nah, thats part of the edgy paintjob
AdmiralMemo: Blood and/or dirt
Lirelent: the machine picks up things to still clean, which also includes the usb drives since they count as "things to clean" also the care a bit
TehAmelie: it's a pretty neat paint
gsyhiap: so many bloody red objects BloodTrail
ANoNameIs: "Sir, can you explain why there is blood all over your car?" "No, sir, thats my paintjob."
Didero: That's what the dirt detector is for, to find the last bits of blood and gore
Mangledpixel: that box said 'keep dry', which makes me wonder what would happen if you got it wet
Drasvin: i don't think the family will mind you getting rid of their knives...on account of being dead.
SacrificialToast: The sniffer has 2 settings, 1 detects things you can pick up, the other detects things you can mop
AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
NimrodXIV: the lid is a trap
gsyhiap: LUL
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: Random clutter will show up as things to clean, which includes stuff like your buckets and bins plus loose items like the USB drives.
malc: lrrFINE
aerobeing: This is like a comedy scene.
Theycallmejokke: lrrHERE
RogueLink: lol
malc: cue Benny Hill music
PsychoI3oy: i love this game
NimrodXIV: I love this game :D
TehAmelie: all the physics simulation in this game went into the putting things into other things mechanic, can you tell?
PsychoI3oy: it gets especially fun in mp
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: You can switch the sniffer between organic (blood and dirt) and inorganic (trash, shell casings, buckets...you know, the usual.)
cheetoJack: that is one hell of a meat grinder
ANoNameIs: The cleaning union skimped out on everything but the meat grinder
Gizmoloid: Yo should be able rotate things slowly too. Not just reset to upwards position.
SacrificialToast: Garage Clean Status: Good enough
NimrodXIV: need to mop the lawn!
cheetoJack: oh the wood chipper has blood all around it
ANoNameIs: Mopping grass seems like a poor idea
malc: man, I want one of those trash shredders for my datacentre
Rhynerd: Lawn Mopper 2018
Lirelent: and remember that sniffer will pick up the bucket as dirty unless it's a new bucket
AdmiralMemo: Maybe clean up the area around the shredder?
Dumori: things I would throw in a girnder like that on the top of the list would be bucket of knives
AdmiralMemo: The lid counts as dirt
AntiCrepuscular: malc just feed the whole thing into it ;)
aerobeing: ANoNameIs, tell that to the army officers (at least in Russia).
SacrificialToast: I wouldn't worry about the sniffer till you finish a first pass on everything
creasehearst: because of how many body parts the chipper has consumed, you're dragging blood from it to other places, hence the footprints whenever you dump things there
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: yeah clutter counts as "dirty" to the sniffer on inorganic mode
malc: anticrepuscular: that's exactly what I want to do :) (there's an old one I'm decommissioning... so much stuff to throw out)
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: you might need to mop the chipper a bit
BenByTheWay: start with all objects then clean blood?
Eklinaar: the true trash was the friends we made along the way
AdmiralMemo: More buckets needed
Lirelent: and remember that sniffer will pick up the bucket as dirty unless it's a new bucket
aerobeing: Eklinaar, lol
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: mopping is basically impossible until you clean up all the bits
TehAmelie: yep, you're here to clean up after Michael Myers and that means taking out the trash
AdmiralMemo: Just keep like 3 buckets in that area?
ScoopsPlushie: xD
TXC2: I think this whole game is a sysaphian task
aerobeing: Spill that bucket.
Krokaar: just keep sweeping the front yard, im sure this will work out
rocketjohn: Summon Pistacio!
ANoNameIs: @aerobeing I never said I had a very good sense of self preservation. "Drop and give me twenty!" "We're in the army. In the long run, most of us wont make it back. Shouldnt we focus on having a good time with our remaining time on this earth, and understanding our place in the universe?"
Didero: Somebody said you can hold Shift to not spread blood around, that might help in front of the grinder
ANoNameIs: *Courtmarshalled, then murdered*
CrazymattCaptain: isn't the incinerator a better way to get rid of things?
SacrificialToast: I don't think there is one on this level?
Krokaar: you heard it here, paul loves to smash
thegreatwyrdling: !findquote Cam
LRRbot: Quote #286: "Good luck Cam! - Get out." —Matt and Cam [2015-05-17]
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: I think this level has a chipper instead of an incinerator
Mysticman89: I mop work by stabbing the bucket of water and then stabbing the ground with the mop. Thought it was standard.
NimrodXIV: there's a knife to the left of the car
ScoopsPlushie: !findquote blood
LRRbot: Quote #955: "You'll probably KNOW if you have blood coming out of your nose." —Graham [2015-10-26]
gsyhiap: I kinda feel that this whole game is rather a sisyphean task tbh
AdmiralMemo: Small amount of organic debris?
Lirelent: there is a knife on the shelf
ANoNameIs: @gsyhiap Define sisyphean?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: shelf knife
NimrodXIV: sorry, left as you enter the garage
Rexx6520: on the shelf
Lirelent: middle shelf
thegreatwyrdling: !findquote Alex
TheWarbo: Shelf! Knife! Shelf! Knife!
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: do you really need to ask why so many knives
Lirelent: it was a knife party
noSmokeFire: can you jump in the grinder?
malc: someone had a knife day
Lirelent: like a tubaware party, but more blood
cheetoJack: maybe this murderer preferred to throw knives
KidAmn: James needs his tools, Paul, his tools!
steelfox13: You want knife options.
Saphire282: you don't want to mix the victims blood together duh
AdmiralMemo: Do you have to throw away all the boxes?
SacrificialToast: It might even be detecting something on the other side of the wall
TXC2: good enough
Dumori: probs other side of the wall
Theycallmejokke: Every person you kill is special, and they deserve there why own knife. Every one knows that
LanternGeist: maybe detector is detecting the stain on your mind xD
Seele01SoundOnly: look up?
AdmiralMemo: Mop the dirt in the garden... Yeah that helps
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: and I mean, some are probably stabbing knives, and then some are head-removal knives, and then there's always someone who runs away with the knife stuck in them, and they come in sets when you buy them anyway, and pretty soon you're somehow "that guy with all the knives"
aerobeing: ANoNameIs, Jarhead?
ANoNameIs: @aerobeing Never seen it, but I looked up the myth now.
aerobeing: ANoNameIs the what?
Saphire282: you're so right @rou_frankexchangeofviews
AdmiralMemo: Yeah, let's get all debris before cleaning blood
Dumori: I like how the grinder is set up you just emoty over the fence
ANoNameIs: You can build 10000 Bridges, but if you buy 1 too many knives, your "The Knife Guy" and "No longer invited to Community Outreach Events"
Lirelent: bathroom in the attic?
aerobeing: ANoNameIs, the solution is to just buy more knives.
ANoNameIs: @aerobeing the Sisyphus myth is the greek one about the guy who rolls a boulder up the hill every day and it rolls back down every night
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: oh no we definitely just tracked blood on that rug
Mangledpixel: sure, the NOTE went dark. everything else about this house is just peachy.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: that is going to be SO expensive to clean....
AdmiralMemo: Blood is less important than debris at this point, I'd wager
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun there has clearly been a completerly normal series of accidents in this building...
Rhynerd: Better yet, buy so many knives that you can just give people knives for their own personal uses.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: oh I think that's your boombox, so you can listen to Rad Tunes
AdmiralMemo: Oh sweet
Mysticman89: this is a real banger
Lirelent: and there goes the VOD?
TheR676767: banger alert
kinkerbelle: Banger alert!
cheetoJack: and stream muted, rip
ANoNameIs: I feel like more people should host murder parties. Like imagine having a party in a big mansion, and people just slowly start dissapearing as the "Murderer" takes them to a green room off the property near the lake.
Eklinaar: I came for the wuggas, I stayed for the jigga-juggas.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: that's the neatest hall closet I have ever seen in my life. These people are clearly monsters.
ppeat_Lunarch: GachiBASS
ppeat_Lunarch: why
cheetoJack: I don't claim to understand how streams get muted lrrBEEJ
Lirelent: sooo many knives to wood cipper
kinkerbelle: Redrum? I don't get it.
SacrificialToast: ancient indian burial sight :o
traveller800: challenge for chat: come up with perfectly normal reasons for the bodies...the more rediculous the better
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: it's probably cyrillic
ANoNameIs: Thats not how the song goes! Its Red wine!
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: redyahum
noSmokeFire: the skeleton lives here
madmanoreo: for half a second I thought it said rectum
TXC2: trab pu kcip
ScoopsPlushie: Murder
Lirelent: that is what the yellow bins are for paul
ANoNameIs: @traveller800 It was a REALLY good party
Mysticman89: some of this seems like it was here before the murderfest you got called in for
RogueLink: Morning shave gone wrong
AdmiralMemo: You can't flush a body!
Laurreth: toilet's fine though
cheetoJack: one thats one hell of a nose bleed
Lirelent: that is what the yellow bins are for paul, getting many things to the chipper
noSmokeFire: you don't show up in mirrors. are you a vampire janitor?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: there's this whole tiled room that would be easy to clean...and nobody got murdered in there. of course.
ZachtlyAsIntended: Time to get one of those biohazard bins
TheDeadVirgin: Looks like they mostly succeeded in stuffing the body in
Laurreth: @AdmiralMemo that sounds like the wirdest anti-piracy ad >_<
AdmiralMemo: Next track?
Eklinaar: Huh, James pronounced "awesome" wrong
AdmiralMemo: There's multiple tracks...
LordShadner: like some sort of biohazard box Kappa
steelfox13: in to the shedder
Sati90: I mean it's called "Bad banger" what did you expect?
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Did someone try to put a body a sink? there's a toilet right here.
LRRbot: New quote #5441: "Did someone try to put a body a sink? there's a toilet right here." —Paul [2018-10-25]
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: broom is for collecting up clutter
kinkerbelle: The broom is to push objects around.
AdmiralMemo: It's a broom
NimrodXIV: it's broom, and it's bad
TrakoZG: blood paintbrush
Emergent_OS: Graham would take a biohazard container and stash all bodies into it...
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: broom usually used to sweep up shell casings
SacrificialToast: you can broom things, but there's no dustpan, so it's kind of pointless
ANoNameIs: I dont even own a broom. Thats how bad they are
kinkerbelle: No dustpan? Just turn a hazmat bin on the side, that's your dustpan!
AdmiralMemo: There is very little reason to broom without shell casings
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 42:35.
RogueLink: ooooh
mynameisie: Get the guts too tbh
AntiCrepuscular: Much like cleaning in the home, collect all the bodies first and then work from the corners into the middle Kappa
js1813: It's not good for bodies
SacrificialToast: the answer is about .33 bodies
Lirelent: get the knives too
Theycallmejokke: Perfect
TXC2: zero bodies
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun I challenge you to get them ALL in
TheWarbo: *slaps roof of biohazard bin*
AdmiralMemo: Yes. Perfect
AntiCrepuscular: PERFECT
TXC2: flawless
Mangledpixel: "let's see how many bodies we can fit in this".... oh, if I had a pound for every time I'd heard THAT one
ANoNameIs: I feel like Martha Stuart would have some pro tips for cleaning this house.
AntiCrepuscular: o/
Tehbeard: I'm sure there's a steak knife in one of the cupboards that could help with that
mynameisie: Feet first like with pants!
ScoopsPlushie: =O
madmanoreo: pile drive the body into the bin
ScoopsPlushie: lrrWOW
malc: wow, holding his own head
AntiCrepuscular: nice headless horseman thing going on there :D
SacrificialToast: if you're carrying a bin, holding shift to walk will make it more stable
Lirelent: get the knives too
SacrificialToast: just like they would have wanted
traveller800: When you want to....'get a head'
AntiCrepuscular: o.O
Orichlepidopter: Physics: 3/10 SFX: 11/10
Lirelent: and other evidence
Zanaide: Sir.
Plaicoson: the sound effects are gross, I love them
TrakoZG: katesSir
kumatsu: OK, next step, Gently lower the Cheerleader into the Box
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
Sati90: Paaaaaulll! You spilled the cheerleader
SacrificialToast: if you hold shift to walk it'll be more stable
Didero: Can you open the front garage door? Might be a shortcut of sorts
ScoopsPlushie: LUL
TrakoZG: I like that the disposal method just creates more viscera
kumatsu: The foley artist for this game must have had so much fun
Didero: Or the back door, I guess
TrakoZG: more like viscera relocation detail, amirite? Kappa
Lirelent: remember to pick up all the crime evidence too, knives and such
ANoNameIs: @kumatsu Just jamming his fist into piles of jello.
traveller800: some of these teens were very careless
malc: the problem is you need a bigger shredder, so you can shred the whole house
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: is it?
RogueLink: Well you know what they say. Never cry over spilt bodies.
Rexx6520: OH YIKES. That's my uncles name
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: the future, I mean
SacrificialToast: this is the shitty future
AdmiralMemo: Yeah, it's like 2581 or something
TrakoZG: malc, just shred the whole neighborhood
Tehbeard: Go fetch a plunger paul, it'll help get them in the box
TXC2: it's always the future
Orichlepidopter: Biohazard disposal bin or "Fargo Soup Pot"
red_half_dragon: HSWP
corpseponcho: should there be more than one person on this cleaning crew?
EJGRgunner: cheer100 The heads and THE BITS! THE BITS! THE BITS!
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: the future has garbage too, I suppose
LanternGeist: let the bodies hit the floor
Mysticman89: Gentle paw the body first. as you do.
AntiCrepuscular: bits everywhere!
TrakoZG: bits cleanup detail
SacrificialToast: the food is something you have to dispose of on this map
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: it is going to be so expensive to dry-clean those rugs
Rhynerd: pantry's almost empty
mynameisie: @lanterngeist nah when the bodies hit the floor they get blood everywhere. Directly into the shredder is best
traveller800: what are the neighbours thinking?
AntiCrepuscular: jeez, wipe the blood off your feet before you walk in to someone's place ;p
SacrificialToast: the food is considered cursed :P
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: the sniffer is the best way to discern what is and isn't trash
aClonedPickle: use the sniffer to see if you need to dispose of a thing or not
ANoNameIs: theres no penalty to destroy extra stuff so...
LanternGeist: just burn the house down?
Laurreth: put the entire house in the chipper and call it a day
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun Base game = everything not nailed down needs to be removed, so I would assume that's still the same
Rhynerd: @traveller800 "oh god, what a tragedy, I wonder what happened!"
Lirelent: pretty much anything not nailed down, into the chipper
SacrificialToast: light sources
SteelCityExile: clean it up good enough for the next Air BnB victims. Err, guests.
Mysticman89: burn the house down
AdmiralMemo: That helps seeing blood and such
traveller800: burn the house
noSmokeFire: light the pumpkins?
corpseponcho: burn that mother busser down!
Theycallmejokke: Time to burn it all down
Rhynerd: that's not a fire hazard
SacrificialToast: that's a very bright candle
ReydienOnline: cleansing fire, for burning the house down
PhoenixGayming: candles in the jackolanterns?
Orichlepidopter: It's for the pentacle...
AdmiralMemo: Make more jack o'lanterns
Didero: With this game the puzzle is finding all the bits, so adding a progress meter would defeat the purpose a bit
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: I'm starting to come around to the "burn it all down" point of view.
AdmiralMemo: Change the dispenser to lanterns
traveller800: he just needs to sleep it off
Lirelent: rubbing the body on all the things
SacrificialToast: normally you'd get flares and lamps, but this is the halloween map
traveller800: I feel sorry for the next door neighbour getting a spray of blood every few minutes..,.fresh liquidized teen
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AdmiralMemo: Is the stream getting really choppy for anyone else?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: you're supposed to make it look like new, which sometimes means replacing stuff. On some of the maps you have to replace first-aid kits for instance.
Sati90: The goal is to leave this house looking spotless and ready for haloween
malc: it's a good atom, stront
TXC2: AdmiralMemo had a bit of a hicup there
LanternGeist: smells like teen spirits?
Didero: 'stront' is the Dutch word for 'poop' so that element always sounds weird to me
noSmokeFire: just bring the wood chipper in doors
TheDeadVirgin: @malc cirBaka
AntiCrepuscular: It already *is* ready for halloween!
Lex_Peacekeeper: hhmm? i thought today was eternal darkness, what happened?
TheR676767: they did quite the premature celebration then
Mysticman89: next up is cleaning the neahougbour yard, which has shredded bodies and metal buckets everywhere
RebelliousUno: You're getting blood EVERYWHERE
traveller800: a terrible haircutting accident
corpseponcho: leave the blood and bodies. its a very convincing halloween house.
AdmiralMemo: Lady, how dare you get murdered like this?
BrindleBoar: the clean closet! nuuuuuuu
ANoNameIs: How many games feature a janitor as the main character?
aClonedPickle: this is unreal engine
Lirelent: that was a formerlly clean closet, now goooed closet
kinkerbelle: Nope, this is unreal. Somehow.
TXC2: lot of different colour cheerleader outfts
Lord_Hosk: You are getting goop everywhere!
PsychoI3oy: i'm pretty sure this is unreal
Gizmoloid: I thoughit was unreal.
noSmokeFire: the smell would be too convincing
Lirelent: yea unreal, not source
TheR676767: Unreally.
RebelliousUno: Look you've got bloody footprints everwhere too
2Flower: I tend to play this game Waymore methodically. Do one area at a time, making sure not to leave footprints. Also I’m insane.
Psychic_Ketchup: It's unreal. Also it's made in the unreal engine
ANoNameIs: Paul, is this how you clean your house?
SacrificialToast: gotta start somewhere, and these bodies are gonna make a mess
RebelliousUno: Unreal 3 Engine
Mysticman89: basicly just do it as you'd do it in real life.
AntiCrepuscular: oh good!
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun See if you can open the garage door to save time so you don't have to walk the long way each time?
Lirelent: there be bits there
Sati90: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Qwiliman: somebody got lawnmowered
corpseponcho: break out the firehose
Plaicoson: What are those green glowy thingies?
Rexx6520: Is he supposed to be collecting the little flash drives that are all around the bodies and stuff?
Lord_Hosk: so do you have to clean up the neighbors yard
CrazymattCaptain: so where's the key to the back house?
RebelliousUno: You can put bits into the bucket
TXC2: Mysticman89 so run away screaming?
drcanonball: !game
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RebelliousUno: and carry the bucket
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun or a flamethrower
Mysticman89: you do that when the cops show up yes.
Sati90: The smaller gibs look like they are for the bucket yeah
Seele01SoundOnly: the bits the bits the bits
LanternGeist: did someone explode?
RebelliousUno: Bits coin
Krokaar: bucket of parts? frankenstein time paul?
ANoNameIs: Who put all these sausages on the ground!
Wesley5714: Hello chat and @loadingreadyrun. bagelzHey
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: yeah that's probably evidence
Laurreth: ♭♬ ♪ And we shall cleanse it with fire, the point of no return, and we shall cleanse it with fire, and let it buuuuuuuuurn! ♮♩
TheWarbo: Bitbucket...
TXC2: hello Wesley5714 welcome
AdmiralMemo: Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausage?
Lirelent: never see how the sausage is made
AntiCrepuscular: nooo, we don't want to see how those are made!
traveller800: remember, kids..let profrssionals make your sausages
Krokaar: 3d printing jack-o-lanters
Emergent_OS: I hope neighbor will thank us for the fertilizer we deliver to his backyard.
SacrificialToast: it's more fun multiplayer
TXC2: AdmiralMemo is that from freddy got fingured?
RebelliousUno: There's a level; with bullet holes
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: this is a very zen game
Laurreth: hey, sausages are probably the most vegan product you're ever gonna get from a butcher ^^
AdmiralMemo: @TXC2 Yes
RebelliousUno: and there's a christmas level
LanternGeist: what's multiplayer limit?
PsychoI3oy: yeah, 4 or 5 people going on this is hilarious
the_canuck_mystic: Candle is probably better for light?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: lasering the bullet holes closed is the WORST
kinkerbelle: No, doing the same thing over and over again is so much this game's jam.
Sati90: This game is basically a cleaning OCD simulator
Dared00: The lack of interesting things is kinda the point of this entire thing
noSmokeFire: it'd be _faster_ multiplayer?
Rhynerd: faster, more shenanigans
TXC2: it would be betterm it would be funnier! Kappa
Mysticman89: achievement progress rather than full achcivement
Lirelent: i mean the point is OCD pleasing
rocketjohn: Yeah, i mean you don't have to play as long
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe bring the light from the garage instead?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: multiplayer is basically an exercise in trolling your friends :D
cheetoJack: some of the other levels have explosives and you end up with some stupid moments
the_canuck_mystic: What is today's theme?
Rhynerd: yeah, goring your friends is also a thing.
TXC2: the_canuck_mystic same it's been all month: Horror
Plaicoson: Man i would love if moping was that effective IRL
RebelliousUno: Yeha I mean what did you want from a game about mopping
Cepsys: my headcannon is that our name is Jan Itor
EJGRgunner: If you like that house flipper game, this is your speed, basically
Gizmoloid: Multiplayer adds the hassle of maneuvering around other players.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: should we be playing Serial Cleaner instead?
ANoNameIs: @EJGRgunner House flipper has a lot of creativity though
SteelCityExile: it's kind of a chill wind down game. some people clean things to relax, this game simulates that. poirly, but it's kinda Zen.
Lirelent: bucket is made of blood now
RebelliousUno: eff that bucket
InkyGhoast: is the word you're after vicarity?
Sati90: Rookie move there
AdmiralMemo: Graham loves the game.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: this is also making me want to play Breach & Clean
Lord_Hosk: House flipper has a lot of good cleaning to it
Lirelent: OCD the game
TheTrueWowo: best way to play this, start at the wood chipper and work your way out
AdmiralMemo: Oh yes, House Flipper
TheTrueWowo: also chip the empty buckets/ dirty water
VoidByAnyOtherName: you have to mop the grass?
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AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
RebelliousUno: I mean G played it back in the day
Alahmnat: that would be great
Seele01SoundOnly: The feeling of being able to bring order to chaos
RebelliousUno: G playing it was great
AntiCrepuscular: "I wish it was as nice as this"
Lirelent: don't quit your day job paul
Sati90: Come on, you will never make Master Janitor at this rate
RebelliousUno: haha
AntiCrepuscular: GG
AdmiralMemo: Paul: Maybe use dumped buckets as smaller containers for bits?
RebelliousUno: clip please
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: WELP
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: XD
SteelCityExile: i turn off auto run, and use shift key if i have to hustle. otherwise I'd run into stuff all day.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: So That Happened.
Lord_Hosk: Like in house flipper when you go to paint and its like "no taping, no cutting in, no priming, I WISH"
TXC2: I compleatly missed that
Sati90: Our lord Janus is angry at you
mynameisie: Back when Kathleen was like “you could... do this at home? Without bodies???”
traveller800: I wanna see them make the worlds tallest stack of buckets
Lord_Hosk: Lawnmower
ANoNameIs: Paul looks so sad when he's concentrating.
AntiCrepuscular: blood on mower
Sati90: Can you mop the mower?
RebelliousUno: Like a dog with a stick
Gizmoloid: Hold right button to rotate held object?
SacrificialToast: i think if you hold...right click? you can rotate with the mouse
Lirelent: you can rotate things your holding
Sati90: Huh
AntiCrepuscular: success!
TXC2: Brute force wins!
x0den: lrrGOAT
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun don;t forgtet the blood on the grass
noSmokeFire: I *really* hope your character is wearing safety glasses
Gizmoloid: Or just bruteforce it. :)
Sati90: I would not stand that close to a mower down a wood chipper
Mystaira: Gotta cover the entire house in blood.
CrazymattCaptain: let's just make the place spotless and remove everything
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'm waiting for Paul to write his name with a bleeding body
TXC2: I wouldn't stand this close to a woodchipper period
Gizmoloid: @noSmokeFire I think he even wears a helmet and high-visibility vest.
Lirelent: paul is working on painting the town red with bodies
AdmiralMemo: Yeah, Paul can write his name in blood! :D
Lord_Hosk: I remember the lesson that Graham learned about 3 hours into cleaning. start at the bucket station and work out, otherwise you are just spreading more an dmore blood as you walk back and forth to clean
CrazymattCaptain: when grabbing the bodies it sometimes grabs limbs instead of the trunk of the body
Krokaar: just create a roomba that can do all this for you, with a 3d printer on its back just for good measure
B4rberblacksheep: OOh Viscera, lovely
Lirelent: yea always grab by center of mass
AdmiralMemo: Yeah, that's true, Hosk. I think we need to worry about the large bodies first in this scenario, though.
Lirelent: !qote
SuitablyEpic: shouldnt it be "work backwards towards the bucket station"?
ANoNameIs: Paul, LRR- "The body is just a big bag of Blood."
Lirelent: yes, less bloody body friend
noSmokeFire: this feels lewd
Mystaira: Skeleton totes prop
Mysticman89: something along these lines is like an actual real life job which is kinda a thought.
Lirelent: now we just bonemealed the neighbors yard
B4rberblacksheep: It kept together surprisingly well given the lack of ligaments
Mystaira: A score of how much blood you've tracked everywhere.
Rhynerd: there is sort of a score
Lord_Hosk: Im imagining the neighbors waking up tommorow and looking at the huge pile of goore that you have chippered over their hedge into a pile on the lawn
AdmiralMemo: Well, it has to be able to go backwards
Rhynerd: there's also news articles of people dying by every little thing you missed.
ANoNameIs: isnt there a progress bar at the punch clock?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: I recall an AMA a while back with a real crime-scene cleaner, like the person who gets called in after the police etc. have finished and the place needs to be made habitable again
AdmiralMemo: Just start the shower running?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: it was really interesting
Sadistic_Fire: I vaguely remember there being something like a nose on a stick that pointed you to messes? But yeah there's a grade at the end
ZachtlyAsIntended: Throw it down stairs!
mistborn83: somebody made a big mess in this house
Rhynerd: a single pixel of blood left on the cieling? somebody will find a way to slip on it and break their neck
CrazymattCaptain: the progress bar would go down with every footstep of blood you add
mistborn83: Hi Paul and James
Lirelent: getting the bodies and the "inorganic" first still seems a good idea, man now I want to get this game
noSmokeFire: sticky, glitchy skeletons
TXC2: hello mistborn83 welcome
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: I think we're the one making the squishy blood noises at this point
RebelliousUno: and when you mince the skele
RebelliousUno: it makes a metal noise
Mystaira: What if that sound is actually just your shoes?
Lirelent: garage door open by the door to house I think?
AdmiralMemo: I asked about that door like 30 minutes ago. :D
Sati90: Hey, skeletons are a cleanup crew's best friend. You can move them all you want and they make no mess
RebelliousUno: burn the house down
B4rberblacksheep: Was that the remote on the floor
ANoNameIs: maybe not.
CrazymattCaptain: more paperwork is nice
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: normally you can get lanterns out of the vending machine to light up areas for cleaning. I guess for the spoopy Halloween map you get candles.
Lirelent: this is how you exit
AdmiralMemo: Is that fake or real police tape?
mistborn83: what are we trying to acomplish?
Rhynerd: probably real police tape
TXC2: presumibly real
AdmiralMemo: @mistborn83 Cleaning up the entire house.
Lirelent: the wiki says "The garage door cannot be opened, but it is also not completely closed. Players can slip thin objects (such as trash can lids, PIDs, weapons, etc.) through the gap at the bottom, and retrieve them from the other side. "
Porsgaard81: This place is a mess..
Sati90: There is still a skeleton in the basement right?
forlornhope22: so is this coming back for Christmas? dong the Christmas level?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: because of course there's a wiki.
NimrodXIV: my favorite prop
AdmiralMemo: How DARE you explode on the bed?
Lirelent: paul got basement skelli friend
Mysticman89: someone is really kiinky.
ANoNameIs: Prom night, am i right ladies???? lrrEFF
Lirelent: bed to kougered
CrazymattCaptain: throw the bits out the window
Lirelent: got*
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Sati90: They esploded
Krokaar: 16 bits from freddy krueger!
PsychoI3oy: that's gonna need like 3 buckets
RebelliousUno: someone exploded
ZachtlyAsIntended: can you open the window and push the body out?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: someone swallowed a stick of dynamite
TXC2: wow somebody had some WILD sex here Kappa
kumatsu: Is this the blood geyser scene?
silenceaux: "Voodja board"
Lirelent: hereeeee's Johnnny!
AdmiralMemo: Oh hey, just chuck them out the window
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: *looks at colossal bloodstain on bed, wall, and ceiling* welp, this is gonna be a three-bucket job.
ZachtlyAsIntended: broom!
Lirelent: rotate the body
noSmokeFire: give him some english
NimrodXIV: now you'll have to clean the outside on the house!
Sati90: The strats
ZachtlyAsIntended: broom him
Lord_Hosk: You gotta work with me here buddy
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: poke him with the broom
RassilonDND: is ghost candy candy that turns you into a ghodt, candy designed for ghost consumption, or ghost shaped candy?
Krokaar: thrust harder paul!
ANoNameIs: I love the flagrant disrespect for human life going on here.
SpacePotato01: use the broom to brush all the giblets downstairs
DarkNacht: Its retro
Mysticman89: Virtual Head Sets
Mystaira: Blu-ray called VHS Palace
RebelliousUno: Clearly a vampire
SacrificialToast: Maybe your'e a time traveling Janitor
RebelliousUno: You were invited in by the cleaning company
CrazymattCaptain: you were invited to clean
TXC2: the house now belongs to the state
Lirelent: no owner is out of town, the kids had a party
Sati90: It's no one's house now
Rhynerd: you got a clear invitation from your employers.
PandasAndPancakes: That's an interesting point - can Vampires squat in abandoned buildings?
silenceaux: Not everyone is smart enough to throw bodies out the window, Paul
TXC2: PandasAndPancakes yes
PandasAndPancakes: Vampire Masquerade thought so, iirc
Lord_Hosk: You are never gonna get that now
lucha_libro: Silly, teenagers, they are terrible internet beasts
Sati90: Oh eff
thecanerdian: Is this level supposed to be Halloween, like Michael Myers Halloween?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: oh goooooood. I predict nothing but good things in that attic.
RebelliousUno: out of sight out of mind
Mysticman89: you may have goofed.
RebelliousUno: close the window clearly
Haven_7: maybe the owners of the house were like, uber-hipsters :P
Rhynerd: push her down with the broom?
Gizmoloid: You've got elevator
Demittrius23: lol the cops will never notice that
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: can you use the scissor lift to get on the roof?
AdmiralMemo: No that's Mike Myers
Drasvin: maybe vhs palace is a franchise that's been around since the VHS days and never changed their name?
noSmokeFire: michael jason myers
Mastertoenail: The guy from Shrek?
BrindleBoar: those are two separate magical serial murderers
Rhynerd: maytbe VHS made a comeback
Rhynerd: y'know, retrotech
Haven_7: a luigi board!
noSmokeFire: an ouya board
TXC2: not a GHO doesn't matter Kappa
WokenClick: there;s another note too
AdmiralMemo: Is Oijia copyrighted?
Stargatecomm: yah, but def wouldn't pay full price to see it again
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: is that the guy from Dark Souls? Kappa
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: Ouija is in fact copyrighted by Hasbro
Rhynerd: ouija is copyrighted i tihnk
Sati90: What happens if you replace the candles? lrrSPOOP
Rhynerd: I was gonna say warhammer
CrazymattCaptain: pile of bodies. very respectful.
mistborn83: I dont think that is approved body disposal technique
RebelliousUno: So many coprses
thecanerdian: man the Viscera guys need to Unionize. This is not a one-person job
Alahmnat: I mean, there are potentially worse places to make piles of bodies...
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun I guess you use the scissor lift to reach that later?
Alahmnat: I worry that Paul is putting blood splats on the outside walls where he can't reach them
Lord_Hosk: its true... billy is bad
Sati90: I can relate
RebelliousUno: dark, but the kids typing skills are pretty good
RassilonDND: anyone else find this game oddly satusfying?
TXC2: nothing to look into there
RebelliousUno: There's a christmas map
Gnuttor: Paul and James! Hi! And hi chat!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: most of the entertainment of multiplayer is trolling the other players.
TXC2: hello Gnuttor welcome
forlornhope22: there's a Predator map. and a ninja map if I remember correctly.
madmanoreo: speedrun strats
mistborn83: Kobe!
CrazymattCaptain: so how do you get into the back house? I haven't seen a key
EvilBadman: You didn't Kobe
RebelliousUno: and a Shadowthingy
Gary_Number_427: Isn't there a Thing map?
cheetoJack: the christmas map looks like something from a horror movie
Gizmoloid: @thecanerdian I think in Viscera universe janitors who try to unionize end up being cleaned up by janitors who don't.
NimrodXIV: the key is in the kitchen
RebelliousUno: I want to call it shadow run
Gnuttor: @TXC2 greetings and salutations!
RebelliousUno: buit it's not
Alahmnat: on the subject of House of 1000 Corpses, I was working at the movies when that came out and someone came up to me after a show demanding their money back because there weren't actually 1000 corpses in the house.
Demittrius23: are you able to use the board or light the candles ?
AdmiralMemo: "Crisps"? Must be a UK developer
Lord_Hosk: I will donate $10 to the charity of your choice if you get one of those bed bits out the window into the chipper
TrakoZG: I'd chuck parts out the window id I could
Lord_Hosk: Start at the bucket machine and work out from there
RebelliousUno: so when you ineveitably kick the bucket
RebelliousUno: you pour blood down stairs
thecanerdian: I actually remember years ago some guy made a "Holodeck cleanup game" that was in 2D. Same basic principle
Mystaira: Send the box into the chipper
Lord_Hosk: awwww
RebelliousUno: No thorw
RebelliousUno: throw*
PsychoI3oy: i swear there's a throw
PandasAndPancakes: !desertbus
PsychoI3oy: i don't know what it is, i've only seen it played
AdmiralMemo: @Lord_Hosk If it's not a bed bit, but something else, maybe $5?
TXC2: !dbcountdown
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traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun I think you missed a spot lol
RebelliousUno: You sort of look down and juerk your view up
RebelliousUno: and let go as you do
RebelliousUno: apparently
aClonedPickle: you've just sort of got to whip it around fast with your mouse and let go
Lirelent: ooo a bit more FoV would be lovely for watching
Lirelent: a bit less headachy
forlornhope22: This would be a good one for the next lrrlan.
VoidByAnyOtherName: are they actually cleaning or making it worse?
BadFoxDragon: the game is entirely physics based, if you swing your view around and let go, youd simulate "throwing" stuff
TXC2: so you throw it like a hammer in the Olympics ?
Alahmnat: @VoidByAnyOtherName a little of column A, a little of column B...
Lirelent: hahaha
NimrodXIV: woooow
Hydraulic_Brains: just finished a bunch of errands, so glad I could make it in time for the stream!!
RebelliousUno: wow
malc: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You forgot to tweet.
silenceaux: what
TheMerricat: To throw - "You CAN kinda throw stuff, but you have to look down, and then jerk your view up, letting go when you do. But it doesn't work like, if you have a head, you can't just baseball throw it across the room"
DeadlyWinchester: hello James and Paul, hello chat
TrakoZG: no no no no
thecanerdian: Paul. Paul please
VoidByAnyOtherName: are you the killer now?
gsyhiap: vomit vomit vomit
Larkonus: NOOOOOPE
ArcOfTheConclave: why!?
Gary_Number_427: Ahhhhhhhhhhh
Mystaira: Too much horror!
RebelliousUno: that even hurts my brain
silenceaux: not sure if light speed or amphetamines
red_half_dragon: This is wrong!
red_half_dragon: Sow rong
Mysticman89: this is what moving in the future looks like
DeadlyWinchester: playing viscera clean up detail on quake pro i see
Gary_Number_427: Better.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always containing multitudes.
mistborn83: how is this a game of chance?
Mysticman89: don't rub your eyes
Lirelent: !badadvice
LRRbot: Force the portmanteau.
gsyhiap: !advice
LRRbot: Don't do surgery on your friends.
RebelliousUno: the corpses that came out of the corpse hatch
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Mystaira: LOL
Mysticman89: I thing the chance in game of chance is how they decide what to play, not as in the nature of the games
Lirelent: all on the 3d printer of horror
Lord_Hosk: Start at the bucket machine otherwise every step you take is more you have to clean
CrazymattCaptain: what's the machine in the side yard?
traveller800: The twist...You were the mad killer all along
Lirelent: @CrazymattCaptain makes the bio hazard bins
AdmiralMemo: Someone else's problem
RebelliousUno: That's the next level clearly
CrazymattCaptain: ah
RebelliousUno: next door
Alahmnat: yeah, "clean out, not in" seems like the optimal strategy
TheMerricat: do you have to clean the lawn too?
TrakoZG: bodies for blocks
Lirelent: haha, shotgunning the neighborhood
TXC2: they're getting a quitly feterlizer
AdmiralMemo: At least it's more contained
Hydraulic_Brains: ahh, I'm a sucker for Fargo
TheManaLeek: Sounds like our neighbour's problem, not our's
RebelliousUno: but the chipper turns back around....
Mysticman89: until you try to clean it up, and spill over bucket after bucket of blood
Indiexxx: Maybe the neighbors have a pool
gsyhiap: Next door will be perfectly decorated in time for Halloween!
RebelliousUno: pointing into this yard
Lirelent: this is a whole new version of "not in my back yard"
CrazymattCaptain: the neighbor needed a blood and other bits pit for decor. you're just helping.
RebelliousUno: Indiexxx if they didn't before they do now
AffinityForFun: Its a form of job security
AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
TXC2: too real Pau;
Gizmoloid: Wasn't there a body to the left of the front stairs?
TXC2: *Paul
traveller800: how are you gonna wash your feet?
AdmiralMemo: Clean off that head. No blood on that head please. :D
VoidByAnyOtherName: is it perma run or something?
noSmokeFire: if you don't start cleaning from the bucket station out, won't you end up tracking blood in with you if you need another bucket?
AdmiralMemo: @VoidByAnyOtherName They have it set to that yes
BadFoxDragon: you only need to hit the mop in the bucket once
Lirelent: it only takes one bucket hit to clean mop
TXC2: VoidByAnyOtherName more a funrun
js1813: Just once
PsychoI3oy: traveller800 the footprints stop after a few steps so you can jump/mop in place a few times to clean them
Mystaira: WOw
RebelliousUno: They were so clean
Gizmoloid: Oh that reminds me! In multiplayer you can clean other players feet!
Alahmnat: perfect
Lirelent: yea this is why getting the bits first is good, they're full of blood too
AdmiralMemo: Can you write your name in blood?
Lirelent: time for a bin
traveller800: bye bye progress
RebelliousUno: maybe on the wall
gsyhiap: Wasn't this what the biohazard bin was for?
OriginalGarwulf: Oh - is this the main game today?
TheTrueWowo: use the yellow boxes to put stuff in paul
traveller800: everyone wave farewell to pauls hard work so far thanks tohis skull dropping antics
kinkerbelle: I'm confused, what are we doing?
malc: learn to write so you can get a head in life
Gizmoloid: You could try writing with your footsteps?
ArcOfTheConclave: Paul was here. #BlameJames
rocketjohn: This is why he's Paul
ZachtlyAsIntended: Sir....Sir...there's some blood in your P
AdmiralMemo: @kinkerbelle SUPPOSED to be cleaning up... but Paul is writing his name in blood for fun
TheMerricat: Going to run out of basement before you get to the L
noSmokeFire: you have blood in your p
traveller800: why are you making modern art, paul?
Krokaar: paul of blood the artist and art of
kinkerbelle: !card Blood Artist
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TehAmelie: "I want to find something to write my name with. Here's a head." -Paul Saunders 2018
js1813: Might be easier with a dirty mop
TheMagicWalrus: use a really bloody mop
thecanerdian: the title of this work of art is "Emergent Gameplay"
Zappeljakob: Didn't know Paul liked to play aristocrats
kinkerbelle: Pauls Anders.
TXC2: this is Jackson Pollack's murder phase no? Kappa
ZachtlyAsIntended: TO THE BACKYARD!
traveller800: welp, pauls gone insane and will probably invent a blood paintbrush in next commodore hustle
Lord_Hosk: Now they are going to blame this on penny arcade
Psychic_Ketchup: Penny Arcade's gonna get blamed for this now
ZachtlyAsIntended: Or clean an exterior wall
SpacePotato01: maybe the more fun approach would be to start over and make the place as bloody and filthy as possible
rustenskurk: Precise bloodline? I think you want a geneologist for that.
TXC2: !break
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traveller800: is it right that paul now scares me?
TXC2: he didn't before?
traveller800: @TXC2 are we sure commodire hustle is actually a sketch? paul is acting alot like his character version in the show...if he comes back in a lab coat....
TXC2: Chustle is a window onto another world
Bobtheninjagoldfish: a world that is ever so slightly off the axis of our reality.. but close enough to be possible.
traveller800: @TXC2 And yet we currently have paul trying to make modern art with digital blood
Bobtheninjagoldfish: That was probably my fault.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I did suggest he write his name on a wall with a body earlier.
traveller800: @Bobtheninjagoldfish bad bob...hang your head in shsame
traveller800: not even for a little bit?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: nope. not even a little bit.
traveller800: *goes off to get the plasma cannon*
TXC2: no Plasma cannons in chat
malc: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: sounds
cheetoJack: foot steps?
TheDeadVirgin: lrrSPOOP
NovaTiempo: Dakka?
Laurence72: I hear someone... sweeping?
red_half_dragon: Ghosts!
TXC2: and we're back
Zappeljakob: no we dont
BadFoxDragon: so are they just gonna play with each other? or is it like an open lobby
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSPOOP
LoadingReadyRun: !goc
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DaMullet14: Multiplayer VCD is great
Kostanka: Hi chat, does anybody remember the email for W+P suggestions?
Laurence72: I vote for... Desert Bus on GoC??
Dared00: @Kostanka watchandplay (at) loadingreadyrun.com
Kostanka: thank you!
ANoNameIs: So Sea motorcycles!
NovaTiempo: Opposite of desert bus.... Lake Plane?
TheManaLeek: So Desert Bus VR?
noSmokeFire: sea bike
kungfubanana: subnautica?
TubeAlloy: So corporate greed simulator?
traveller800: @TXC2 even if it fires chocolate?
Rhynerd: House of the Dying Sun.
NovaTiempo: Oh, I like subnatica
AdmiralMemo: The exact opposite would be starting at Vegas first. Kappa
aClonedPickle: a game where you don't go anywhere :v
TXC2: traveller800 even then
EvilBadman: I put Forza Horizon 4, fast cars good times. :D
cheetoJack: The opposite of Desert Bus? so like... crafting a leather bag?
RassilonDND: so superman 64 it is
Rhynerd: !goc
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TXC2: !goc
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DaMullet14: Roundabout
DaMullet14: Instead of driving in a straight line you drive in spinny wheel
TXC2: got it, a Sonic game Kappa
TXC2: gotta go fast
ReydienOnline: but you go right in Sonic. terrible choice
kinkerbelle: Ooh, horizon 4 is out?
NovaTiempo: oh, it was a menu noise!
Larkonus: Or hop into the wood chipper.
aClonedPickle: you gon get fired
ReydienOnline: is there a sonic game where you go left?
curlymoptopragamuffin: It would have been great to make Desert Bus the 18th game under your old methodology
SpacePotato01: end the game by jumping into the grinder?
ArcOfTheConclave: get sucked out the airlock?
AdmiralMemo: HAHAHA
TrakoZG: LOL
Mark_D_Stroyer: cheer416 New Job means I can’t watch live anymore, so I wanted to make sure you guys got all my hard-watched ad bits.
ReydienOnline: A+ Cleaners
Ashleyj1992: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:32:58.
TheDeadVirgin: The Union has my back?! cirLaugh
Sati90: Who would have thought?
Mysticman89: being so bad at your job that the cocmpany gets shut down is spicy.
AdmiralMemo: It didn't come across well on-stream
lugthor: well I mean Desert bus the event is fun and helps kids. while Desert bus the game is not fun and hurts whoever plays it. so looks like you have to start Desert bus the event next week
Lirelent: they're just going to crack the island in half
kinkerbelle: Those mops are the wibbly wobbliest mops I've ever seen.
ANoNameIs: @LoadingReadyRun Its cleaning up after FPS's happen and action games
PsychoI3oy: yeah, it's cleaning up after a duke nukem or quake game or something
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: there's a few maps that came with the base game I think...there's a Thing-type map, a Doom-type map, a few others
DaMullet14: Santa's Rampage is great
AdmiralMemo: Yes Plz
Cepsys: Shaolin Shadow Mopping
Drasvin: main game is cleaning up after an action game
DiscordianTokkan: Christmas in October = Horror
TheManaLeek: Christmas level? Does this call for the Do Not Press button?
Laurence72: It was a Ho-Ho0Homicide?
DaMullet14: You found /some/ elves
NimrodXIV: oh there are more elves
Alahmnat: *puts "The Night Santa Went Crazy" on the radio*
TXC2: ain't we elves?
traveller800: correction...you found SOME of the elves
LordZarano: It's a little elf!
Joda011980: alex, Watch and play the original Spud?
AdmiralMemo: Can you... DE-vert?
noSmokeFire: the music is a lot
cheetoJack: game audio is loud
RassilonDND: oh my, this poor music made it past qc?!
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: yeah can the music be a little quieter
traveller800: @TXC2 I thought we were pauls loyal minions of destruction
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: maybe a lot quieter?
AdmiralMemo: Yes, can we have less music?
RebelliousUno: Ah we're actually doing the xmas one
RebelliousUno: also is the music only in the left ear
RebelliousUno: oh it's directional
ZachtlyAsIntended: based on the way stereo works...I thikn they have to find the jukebox and kill it
Cepsys: sleigh the juke box perhaps
dylan16807: the music is an important part of being trapped in christmas hell
RassilonDND: can we replace the music with that non-copyrighted offbrand christmas music cd?
AdmiralMemo: I think the music is actually IN the world, like the boombox in the last level
RebelliousUno: The music is in the world
red_half_dragon: That music in the world is gonna kill me
BrindleBoar: that is a lot of elf and reindeer bits
NimrodXIV: "oooooooooooh"
Anaerin: This would be an interesting game for LRRLAN...
traveller800: oh god, what did santa do to rudolph
NimrodXIV: put the TNT in the fireplace Kappa
TheTrueWowo: put tnt in firplace
AdmiralMemo: Ooh yeah... 4-player VCD would be great
RebelliousUno: Can you wrap it for the children
TXC2: this music sounds like the Christmas march to war
Anaerin: The soundtrack to this should be Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
LanternGeist: is santa an alcoholic? too much sherry
js1813: You should put the tnt in the incinerator
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: always more buckets!
AdmiralMemo: James Plz
AdmiralMemo: #JameBlames
dylan16807: james understands how multiplayer works in this game
DaMullet14: #JameBlames
Anaerin: Don't stand on the buckets, you'll knock them over.
NathanLonghair: Could you be persuaded to turn down/off the music? The just... awful music.
CrazymattCaptain: remember to check the ceilings
splatty1: is there a juke box playing? can we throw that in the fire?
cheetoJack: i feel like this is going to be an accurate depiction of how the moonbase gets cleaned
SpacePotato01: throw the dynamite into thefire
PsychoI3oy: this is not the multiplayer I was talking about being fun
AdmiralMemo: You can turn it off in the world. It's a boombox like before. @LoadingReadyRun
cheetoJack: maybe the music should be turned off
SpacePotato01: dynamite + fire
Anaerin: The fireplace is the incinerator for this level.
Mysticman89: dyanmaite in the fire?
RebelliousUno: Box in the fire
NathanLonghair: THANK YOU PAUL!
red_half_dragon: ”I've put an elf in the fire and its gone now” - Paul 2018
traveller800: burn the music box
Anaerin: Alternatively, throw the music in the fire.
noSmokeFire: oh, it's elf-sized
AdmiralMemo: HAHAHAHA
Lirelent: yea normally there is an incenerator, the wood chipper is specific to that map
madmanoreo: throw the boombox in the fire Keepo
Drasvin: burn the music!
cheetoJack: burn the boom box!
RebelliousUno: in the fire!
Taveena: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:19.
Lirelent: into the fire
NathanLonghair: phew
TheManaLeek: Burn the radio.
ZachtlyAsIntended: Into the fire?
noSmokeFire: now burn it
TheManaLeek: Burn it.
splatty1: uh oh
traveller800: buuurn the heretic radio
NimrodXIV: you madman
RebelliousUno: well that made a mess
LanternGeist: lmao
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Lazyman1: better clean up for santa. he likes his workshop clean and elve free
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BrindleBoar: RIP
Cepsys: F
RebelliousUno: You killed yourselves
malc: cheevo!
red_half_dragon: Woot!
NimrodXIV: now you have to clean up your own bodies
Psychic_Ketchup: Yeah that tracks
Lirelent: "I think we died"
Anaerin: Yes, you both died. And now you have to clean up your own corpses.
Mysticman89: thunder candle!
splatty1: more bodies to clean up now
TehAmelie: wow, you an die?
cheetoJack: well thats 2 more bodies to clean up
TheAinMAP: katesRip katesRip
Alahmnat: good job, James
red_half_dragon: Send in squand B
Lirelent: !badadvice
LRRbot: Boop its nose.
jolly_flounder: !next
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Psychic_Ketchup: Are you making Schrodingers elf? Cause I think they're already dead
cheetoJack: I think the blue box is for taking things home
Joda011980: the blue box is your work box
LanternGeist: i like where this is going
silenceaux: Yes, why on earth would you drop a stick of dynamite with a lit fuse
Joda011980: you are taking lit dynamite home?
RassilonDND: santa really shouldnt be allowed to drink anymore.
splatty1: check in the office below the stairs?
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun paul...why would santa need TNT?
MagicSeeker1: Put the box in the fire?
Anaerin: Why on earth would you HOLD a stick of dynamite with a lit fuse?!
NimrodXIV: get those clips ready
RebelliousUno: winning
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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PsychoI3oy: lrrCOW
Alahmnat: lrrWOW
silenceaux: Yeah that didn't destroy the bits
Anaerin: It's not like the lid for the box is fixed.
DarkNacht: box = shrapnel
EvilBadman: Now you have new bodies to clean
Rhynerd: James and Paul are officially not qualified for the LRR bomb squad.
noSmokeFire: imagine how much effort santa had to go through to kill the things
LanternGeist: do any of the maps have acid?
TheWarbo: what is dead may never die
RassilonDND: what is dead may never die
splatty1: "how did a kilogran of explosives in some sort of metal container kill me?" Kappa
RebelliousUno: Elf and Safety are going to have a field day here
NimrodXIV: if it's not nailed down, it burns
Laurence72: I'm starting to think that the best way to solve this level is just set the whole place on fire?
BenByTheWay: is the fire the woodchipper equivalent?
CrazymattCaptain: might need to wait on the chairs. there may be ceiling blood
noSmokeFire: the gloves are peppermint-scented
Anaerin: NimrodXIV: If it IS nailed down, it gets pried up, then burned.
SpacePotato01: you can clean up more efficiently by setting stuff on fire and throwing it around the house
Drasvin: this level reminds me of the Weird Al song
SpacePotato01: everything *is* wood after all
NimrodXIV: @Anaerin :D
RebelliousUno: The night santa went crazy
SickerAndSadder: Hi everybody
RassilonDND: at what point is "clean it with fire" the quicker option?
SickerAndSadder: Merry crysler
RebelliousUno: most things will burn
SickerAndSadder: Happy Crimbus
RebelliousUno: somethings more excitedly than others
Anaerin: All things will burn, it's just a matter of ignition temperature.
LanternGeist: try to blow up dispenser?
RebelliousUno: "helping"
SpacePotato01: set stools on fire and throw them around
cheetoJack: you've really got to yell "fire in the hole" before you use those
ZachtlyAsIntended: "helping"
NimrodXIV: yes... "helping"
SpacePotato01: I wonder if stuff can burn outside the fireplace
Anaerin: The fire never dies!
ZachtlyAsIntended: Seems like it was made in Britan
Mysticman89: on fire is the natural state of water
SickerAndSadder: The water is on fire, but it's fine
RebelliousUno: we didn't start the fire
LanternGeist: it'a magic
Anaerin: The fires of Helen Damnation.
Anaerin: Yes, you can burn the boombox.
Drasvin: the fire of jolliness and joy
CrazymattCaptain: what happens if the boombox is playing when it goes in the fire?
Anaerin: The music goes crazy.
Joda011980: could try steeing stuff on fire with the welding tool?
RebelliousUno: if it's not nailed down burn it
RebelliousUno: if it is nailed down
RebelliousUno: burn the nails
Dandinstorm12: hello chat
coolbond: anyone got a clue whats on afk this week?
Dandinstorm12: hey Paul, hey James
TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12 welcome
TheTrueWowo: put the usb sticks at the machine thing
Archonic_Energy: I was thinking Futurama's Robo Santa
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:51:20.
ValtheDrake: not the USBs though, plug those into the console
malc: Santa Clors!
Cepsys: the whole in the wall was caused by the Toe Seeking Missle? @Archonic_Energy
NimrodXIV: 12x lrrDILLY
ScoopsPlushie: Who is playing?
TrakoZG: "reindeer chocolates" 💩
Dandinstorm12: get lrrEFF ed stevie chubs
malc: scoopsplushie: both of them, splitscreen...
Dandinstorm12: Damn it Paul!
Anaerin: BETRAYAL!
noSmokeFire: burn him!
red_half_dragon: xD
Archonic_Energy: more bodies to clean up
TXC2: Muuuurder!
LanternGeist: clipping?
TheAinMAP: Dang.
TrakoZG: quick burn the body
traveller800: MURDER in santa's workshop...has Paul gone the way of santa?
RebelliousUno: now there's another corpse to put in hte fire
ScoopsPlushie: Oh, ok. I think it was someone else.
noSmokeFire: james is disturbingly boneless
arcana_capulus: nother boxy
TrakoZG: LOL
Dandinstorm12: "clean"
Anaerin: That's not "cleaning".
splatty1: oh hey, what is the brand name of the egg nog?
Dandinstorm12: damnit James
Joda011980: if you use the welding tool you can "destroy" stuff
ScoopsPlushie: Hahaha
Anaerin: Joda011980: Not necessarily.
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Joda011980: some of the metal boxes just ends up as metal slab
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
TrakoZG: Paul gave James a hand
Lirelent: have a hand james
Rexx6520: I'd say this is a lost cause here friends
traveller800: @Rexx6520 that said, lets continue watching
Lirelent: weird pubg mod
RebelliousUno: best version of prop hunt though
RebelliousUno: you have to avoid being picked up and thrown in a fire
Rexx6520: @traveller800 very true, i'm enjoying this quite a lot
Lirelent: into the CEEEEEEE (fire)
Dandinstorm12: james, I was reading that
Drasvin: burn everything not nailed down. then burn the nails
Mysticman89: what does that lever do
traveller800: @Rexx6520 "we're gonna clean this room, dammit 'james last words'
Anaerin: Use the alt-fire mode for the mop.
Mysticman89: oh its a broom
Anaerin: Mysticman89: It's a broom. For sweeping.
TXC2: "time to buckle down and take this seriously" four hours later....."why is everything still on fire?"
Mysticman89: was hoping sanata had a secret room of shame and regret
noSmokeFire: "that's where that went!"
Anaerin: How to get a head in navigating.
Anaerin: The physics can get a little wonky.
Lirelent: having two people work in the same room.... gets wonkey
traveller800: @Anaerin you don;t say :D
Dandinstorm12: are those empty cartridges?
MsL3th4l: #Unionize
Laurence72: well, yes, it IS inhuman. They are elves, not humans! DUH!!!
TXC2: they have inhumanible Elven rights!
traveller800: @TXC2 when do you think they'll notice the burning biohazard bin isn;t despawning?
TXC2: traveller800 shh
Alness49: Something something something Elf and Safety laws
TXC2: Alness49 get out Kappa
Lirelent: #blameJames
noSmokeFire: the only way out is with more TNT
TheOtherTrevor: The solution is MORE TNT
MsL3th4l: Look, if these elves are anything like Norse elves, then they had it coming
NimrodXIV: the floor is so gross
Drasvin: too bad you can't just move the desk
Lirelent: poke stuff behind desk with broom?
CrazymattCaptain: ism't there a crouch button to get under things?
MsL3th4l: Well....I mean, if it's behind the desk, then I bet they won't be able to find it...
MsL3th4l: So they won't know it isn't really clean
Joda011980: weld the desk apart
Joda011980: any more dynamite?
Dandinstorm12: those are empty cases Paul
Galad_t: These guys look so happy playing that Kappa
MsL3th4l: The solution is always more dynamite.
MsL3th4l: !advice
LRRbot: Box box box.
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
ScoopsPlushie: =S
Anaerin: CTRL to crouch?
PhoenixMelior: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #4146: "We sent a message, and that message was a butt dial." —Cameron [2017-04-06]
Anaerin: Yes, that was a letter from Krampus.
cheetoJack: now you just have to clean all the blood
NimrodXIV: gun by the cabinet
TheTrueWowo: 1 person start moping in there, the other should start picking up pieces in another spot
Dandinstorm12: oops
MsL3th4l: What the fuck, game
TXC2: well that's 4 deaths
noSmokeFire: paul's K/D ratio is off the charts
TehAmelie: TNT, the devil's water
kanimaras: never believe james when he says something is fine
MsL3th4l: I'm pretty sure if you're rejected by the water that means you're a witch
traveller800: karma is striking paul down
DaMullet14: Why do you keep standing there watching it? Lit TNT is bad news
Anaerin: Protip: If you put lit TNT into a water bucket, it'll go out.
TXC2: there is no safe range for TNT it seams
DaMullet14: TXC2: Minimum safe distance is "behind a wall"
kinkerbelle: Just combine that stuff with some hexazzahexanitroisowurzitane, and it'll be fine!
Alahmnat: @Anaerin that would require them to have a bucket of water, which I think is the original problem hehe
traveller800: Jaaaames...paul is painting with blood again
Charlemandias: What kind of special hell is this??
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Dandinstorm12: wow
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
DiscordianTokkan: Lift up THEN out! With your legs?
TXC2: note to self: do not have Paul carry buckets of water
Jelkimantis: im totally hiring you guys to clean up after my next party...
Anaerin: Paul was lifting too high, and so making the bucket tip over.
DarkNacht: so much blood
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kanimaras: so much blood
Anaerin: The blood is incredibly thicc, because you've been walking over it and spreading it, making more.
cheetoJack: so next LoadingReadyLan you're going to play this with everyone right? lrrBEEJ
Unlucky_Desperado: so rich burning water
Dandinstorm12: what else would you do with them?
Lirelent: everything goes into the fire ceee
DarkNacht: I think this place is worse than when you started
Kivipaperisakset: How do you not lose your minds with how tedious this is?!
Alahmnat: this game seems to not particularly like having two people to keep track of at once
Dandinstorm12: that is always the case @DarkNacht
TrakoZG: if I could control a cleaning robot like this, I'd totally be a janitor, as long as the robot does the work, and I can pilot
ChroniclerC: Certainly have something.
TXC2: Kivipaperisakset it's Zen
McFluffums: k...nope...k...nope fuck...k...k...oops...k...fuck...
DiscordianTokkan: It really looks like only 3 good swabs before it gets bloodsoaked
Dandinstorm12: @Alahmnat watch six man teams play this game
mistborn83: Paul is legitimately bad at this game.
Dandinstorm12: Paul is doing fine
Dandinstorm12: (but yeah I see what you mean)
TXC2: I blame the Game more then Paul
Anaerin: DiscordianTokkan: It would be 8-10 swipes with the mop before it's saturated, but they've been walking back and forth over it so many times it saturates the mop in 1 or 2 swipes.
Kivipaperisakset: How can one get illegitimately bad at a game?
Dandinstorm12: practice
McFluffums: if you're bad on purpose, that's kinda illegitimate
Lirelent: that bucket is full
Alahmnat: man this is gonna take a small eternity to mop up with all the blood-tracking going on
cheetoJack: how are the walls in this room?
PhoenixMelior: some people are not good at certain types of games. I'm dreadful at platformers
Dandinstorm12: ayyy that room is cleanish
NimrodXIV: be sure to check walls and ceiling
mistborn83: well done
ChroniclerC: Except for your bloody footprints.
Unlucky_Desperado: 1 room down, 20 more to go
Anaerin: If you jump in one spot, you can clean your boots by mopping the floor beneath you.
TXC2: good enough!
NimrodXIV: it's blood, but has to be cleaned from the upper level. :?
NimrodXIV: :/
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
noSmokeFire: now shut the that door
DaMullet14: It's really relaxing
TXC2: yeah this game is like beating a dark souls boss
Mysticman89: does your magic viscera detctor thing be happy in there?\
Kivipaperisakset: I can't stop watching this...
rustenskurk: I remember going around cleaning ny house with the stream running in the background back when Graham played this
CrazymattCaptain: now to clean the rest of the place. or at least the raindeer pens
Lirelent: this is what voxels get you
ChroniclerC: Game functions as intended.
PandasAndPancakes: It has been W+P palette cleanser, iirc
Alahmnat: yeah
Stormlord1210: James, there is a shotgun shell in the doorway to the office
MagicSeeker1: Good games have been played on Watch+Play.
PandasAndPancakes: Hang on, I'm thinking of Breach and Clean
TXC2: "dirty, dirty dirty boy!"
TehAmelie: if it was a little bit more respected all the studios would be falling over each other to get the stages of their games Cleanup Detailed. that'd be fun
DarkNacht: I think serial cleaner was on W+P
Crad0k: have you figured out how the sniffer works?
rustenskurk: At least unlike real life everything here has a fairly straightforward solution, and you don't have weird mystery stains you don't know what to do about
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NimrodXIV: PAul you monster
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
DiscordianTokkan: Paul is the betrayer
Lirelent: cant you clean each other?
Dandinstorm12: paul is actually a monster
Alahmnat: I think this is how you get illegitimately bad at this game
CrazymattCaptain: upstairs
Crad0k: have you done the roof?
AffinityForFun: There is a floor above this one
Lirelent: oh right upstairs
CrazymattCaptain: and check ceilings
traveller800: they're in the walls
NimrodXIV: yeah, from upstairs
Mysticman89: theres a lot of bloood just outside tooo that might be being picked up
Anaerin: It's from upstairs.
Crad0k: to be honest, the sniffer is only really useful once you've done 99% of the work, it's to find those last few bits
cheetoJack: is there a scissor lift in this one?
HappyLittleRat: this level should end with new residents coming in..
Mysticman89: I wonder if those lines are actually blood clipping in from the floor above
Anaerin: If you jump in place, you can clean your boots off.
Dandinstorm12: Paul "Sometimes you can get up and sometimes you can't." Saunders
mistborn83: do you need to get the garland down
Crad0k: also, you're doing it *so* wrong it makes me sad; the first thing you do is clear a path from the various despensors and the incinerator, then work outwards from there
Lirelent: probably still tnted bits behind the furnature
TXC2: they're doing it the LRR way KAppa
Atifexe: Crad0k, that's sure one way to do it.
aClonedPickle: oh that is a lot of blood
Lirelent: tnt makes a mess of bits that geometry clips through thigns
cheetoJack: there's no wrong way to play this game
TheOtherTrevor: this way works fine with teamwork. One person works the clean area, the other goes to dispensers, etc
kinkerbelle: Average time is 2 hours, yes.
Lirelent: this is a much smaller map than the halloween map
7gorobei: was this the precursor to HouseFlipper?
Crad0k: yeah, even the smallest map will take hours on your own
Lirelent: yes this predated house flipper
Mysticman89: the descriptions when you load the level did say 'estimate time:" and they ranged from like an hour too 6 hours
kinkerbelle: HouseFlipper is so much more satisfying...
Lirelent: by a fair bit
curlymoptopragamuffin: lol, maybe it would be faster if you didn't blow each other up as much
Atifexe: The levels usually have a time rating, don't they?
Lirelent: speed runs have less tnt
Atifexe: 45 min and up.
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Lirelent: !next
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Crad0k: i've... never played this map before, tnt coming out of those things is new to me
cheetoJack: but james theres so much cleaning to do
Spacecarl: go check out the other maps real quick?
TXC2: !goc
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Lirelent: i always turn off motion blur in all games, it aways drives me nuts
Lirelent: that was a thing
Roadhog123: I've seen groups of people play this, and after a while the number of blood splatters gets so high the game does start slowing down
TehAmelie: motion blur, depth of field, bloom, sometimes anti-aliasing
TXC2: I feel like it's a game one could go Zen with
Lirelent: house flipper is very similar but has more "variety"
yainniay: more game? dont you guys just like to clean online when youre not cleaning irl?
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Morendur: Odd, I seem to remember this game being more.... high tech? less old timey? lol, Also, Hi Jaul! Ready for Desertbus? :D I know I am, I live for this time of year ^_^, You guys are just so awesome for all you do.
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TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Paul
LoadingReadyRun: !goc
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kinkerbelle: @Morendur Yes, this game was much newer in the past!
Crad0k: yeah, it tracks every footprint the whole time, so you end up with something that just looks like a blood patch but which is actually 80 footprints overlaid
Lirelent: the real spoops
Lirelent: !dbcountdown
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Morendur: everyone vote for Deserbus!
Morendur: Desertbus even
Morendur: oooo
TheMandrew: Desert Bus VR?
TrakoZG: ^
Morendur: honestly I just thought it was like, a halloween skin or something
TXC2: wait, isn't the oposit of desert bus just Buzz bombers?
TXC2: Kappa
Morendur: I literally just opened the stream haha
TXC2: !next
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DarkNacht: How about Euro Truck Sim?
TXC2: ooh more canlander
Emergent_OS: I mean, for how long can it be entertaining to stream desertbus on twitch... Oh, I get it.
WeedenProject: Has the location for DB been announced yet?
Morendur: @WeedenProject pretty sure its at the Moonbase again
Zappeljakob: uuh, who is the DM?
TXC2: WeedenProject not that I know of
TXC2: it's not at the moonbase again
LordZarano: Motion blur when you turn in games is just unrealistic, your eyes actually stop working when you move them or turn your head in order to avoid you seeing anything blurry. See "stopped clock illusion" for more info
Morendur: Oh, I had not heard that, well then
TXC2: !goc
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ReydienOnline: at the moonbase without that extra space would have been........
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, gents. See you a few hours.
TXC2: bad it would have been bad
TehAmelie: so if we nail down the location of the moonbase, then that narrows it down to anywhere else in the world
LordZarano: Is the location new and never-seen-before?
Morendur: @LoadingReadyRun aww, feels bad, I know you guys had a lot easier time settomg up and rebuilding when it was at the MB
NarishmaReborn: new, eh?
darkecologist: yankee stadium
TXC2: !goc
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Mysticman89: rented location or perm location?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Morendur: @LoadingReadyRun though thats right, I am now remembering that you guys mentioned how much extra space you had that made it doable, my bad!
TXC2: is it Fenway? Kappa
Crad0k: and you can fling glitter around without having to worry about still finding it everywhere for years
Mysticman89: not like moon base v n+!
TheOtherTrevor: Someone's livingroom
kinkerbelle: Three weeks? Yikes, tearup takedown is scary.
cheetoJack: its another Lunar Module
dylan16807: it's the ISS
cheetoJack: Lunar Module Delta
Morrigan9: air force one? mile high bussing
TXC2: on Camera desert bus look tiny :P
TXC2: bye
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cheetoJack: depends what camera I guess?
rustenskurk: The biggest thing that seems to change with DB locations is the placement of Engineering
cheetoJack: last year between all the cameras it looked fairly big
TXC2: I meant the main room camera
TXC2: the only one that looked big was 8
Orgmastron: !next
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cheetoJack: fair
TehAmelie: the opposite of Desert Bus i think is Universal Paperclips. instead of grinding eight hours for a point that doesn't mean anything, you convert the entire mass of the universe into an amazing number of useful paperclips
TXC2: anyway I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
SacrificialToast: I see a couple of angles
Zappeljakob: sounds like Cookieclicker with paperclips
TehAmelie: Cookie Clicker has way bigger numbers
Emergent_OS: It would be great to, hopefully, see Jeremy at Desertbus.
SacrificialToast: 1) Games with short and sweet gameplay segments, 2) Games pointedly about not going anywhere, 3)Games about journies where a lot of things happen
TehAmelie: hmm
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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TehAmelie: i recall a game where you're stuck in an apartment with like three people and talk through your relationships, but i don't know what it was called
SacrificialToast: doesn't sound familiar
Emergent_OS: Maybe the opposite of Desert Bus is Splinter Cell Chaos Theory. It is a game about proximity to fragile cyclical timed systems with cascading repercussions... Sorry, listened too much to Clint Hocking.
cheetoJack: i know that game, i dont remember the name
TehAmelie: welp
Emergent_OS: There was a game, I think Facade, where you talk out relationships with keyboard text input.
TehAmelie: could be that
cheetoJack: yep that should be it
Emergent_OS: Than it is settled, I will be voting for Facade.
TehAmelie: me too!
Emergent_OS: Goodbye everybody, thank you for the amazing time. See you at LRRMtG!
haseo_sora: !next
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