nautiusminimus: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
RockPusher: "Lead with Murder" should be advice sergeHeart sergeSheep
red_shoes_jeff: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
RockPusher herps a derp
xippih: So.... What's happening tonight? Event page is still down - JAMES. :P
Metric_Furlong: who put Ben in the box? Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: Oh hey, There IS an AFK! Thank you LRRbot.
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
Talin06: hi
madmanoreo: Hi Dr TXC
RockPusher: jamieHi TXC2
red_shoes_jeff: Hi there
cheetoJack: Canadian Highlander I think for LRRMTG tonight
TXC2: hello Talin06 and madmanoreo and RockPusher and red_shoes_jeff
SomeGuy_GRM: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (4s from now).
Noy2222: Writing or filming?
drcanonball: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (15s ago).
nautiusminimus: It was filming last week and the week before, so I assume writing
SomeGuy_GRM: Is the crapshoot actually happening? I know a bunch of LRRmen are away
TheGreenMonster450: it's writing because many people are not in the moonbase :P
TheGreenMonster450: also Hi
beowuuf: it's on the next
TXC2: Paul said it was gonna yesturday
BlueMechanic: they have enough people to write some sketches, but not enough people to shoot any
SomeGuy_GRM: noice. noice
TXC2: Paul did a Live by himself, he can shoot a crapshot Kappa
nautiusminimus: Been waiting about a year to share my idea for a Halloween crapshot. And I have an idea for a non-Halloween crapshot too.
Twinklebees: Paul Eats A Delicious Pastry is one of my all time favourite segments :P
dialMforMara: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
beowuuf: it was a harrowing watch, the man is a hero
MostCallMe__Tim: did Moon Base's internet get fixed?
TheGreenMonster450: Paul eat the whole thing
TheGreenMonster450: it was hard to watch
TheGreenMonster450: lrrBEEJ
Metric_Furlong: Paul really suffers for his art
KSmallmoon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
TheSilentTempest: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | 7 Days to Die (Steam) https://pump19.eu/codefall/2677687488
darkalter2000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
RockPusher: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
chickenace11: always lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: No, the other way.
nautiusminimus: !badadvice
LRRbot: Give the demon sphere to Dale.
TheGreenMonster450: noooo
TXC2: there's your meme right there
madmanoreo: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
TXC2: lrrBEEJ ?
Sekunder: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
TheGreenMonster450: !advice
LRRbot: The answer to every question is Alex.
chickenace11: actually LRRbot seems to know whats up about 79% of the time so maybe it is always meming
Sekunder: aw, i wanted something other than bees?
chickenace11: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
Rockario: Thank god we have LRRbot, it basically acts as LRR's warm-up act
chickenace11: there you go not bees
Sekunder: yaaaay
red_shoes_jeff: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always in a constant state of chicken.
chickenace11: LRRbot = laughtron version 2
Mangledpixel: !dq
LRRbot: Look, Beej somehow managed to get DQ'd by speeding in the pit lane (despite no penalties) so a new race was started. https://clips.twitch.tv/BashfulExquisitePhoneTBTacoLeft Then Ian did the same thing with 3 hours to go.
Mangledpixel: yep, that's still in there
MidgardSerpent: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (9m ago).
TXC2: look we'll get rid of it next year when Beej does it again
nautiusminimus: I assume this isn't the first time The Crapshoot has started late. How late has it started in the past?
Rockario: It has to be around come next
Rockario: LRR-mans, so we can be reminded
SomeGuy_GRM: !findquote here
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheGreenMonster450: better
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TXC2: CONTACT
Seagulyus: hey got a timer :D
NimrodXIV: lrrSIGNAL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Seagulyus: oh right thank you whoever gift me a sub
chickenace11: oh. right. adds
Seagulyus: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
kA13B: 🤔 Going live message said Adam was playing... I was confused for a sec
noSmokeFire: "adam is live with bloodbourne on the crapshoot" is a really great tweet
TXC2: Seagulyus should tell who gave it to you in your subs tab
Foxmar320: Shoot Crap!
Foxmar320: Hello chat
TXC2: Hi Foxmar320
nautiusminimus: Let's get the dice rolling.
TXC2: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: The Crapshoot
AzureShok: hey foxmar!
nautiusminimus: That's what you do in a crapshoot, right?
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Bloodborne
RockPusher: guyjudgeHi foxmarLOVE
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaa
Rockario: I mean, Adam *is* playing, just not here
red_shoes_jeff: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
Foxmar320: Also Happy Birthday James!
chickenace11: #blamesJamesday
SirBestest: Happy birthday!!!!!
kA13B: Oh right. It's James day today
NimrodXIV: Happy Birthday James!
Traion: It's James' birthday?! Happy birthday James! Thank you for giving us someone to blame!
TXC2: Happy Birthday James
AzureShok: Happy Jamesday!
TXC2: indeed it did
SirBestest: Yes
kA13B: oh good, I'm not going mad
Foxmar320: If there is no cake on stream im going to be disappointed.
HbombAndFriends: #blameJames for having a birthday, I guess.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Wanna watch us write some crap? | Crapshots that is :D | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqddFtsX4AILNzL.jpg
SirBestest: I want cake
ZeroArcana: Croop Shat!
SalmirAeon: oh boy, shoot a crap time
TXC2: Here we GO!
drcanonball: Jamesday happy birth
RockPusher: wubwubwub
Mangledpixel: kA13B well, not in THAT way anyway
mjollnyr_: woo! crapshoot! gives me something to watch while i figure out how someone wrote some code
RoeDent89: Timing!
kA13B: true
TXC2: oooh Alex and Cam writing?
dialMforMara: Has this intro always been flickery?
beowuuf: hey!
chickenace11: now I want a crapshot where James blow outs candles and wishes to not be blamed for a day
Lucien0451: As is tradition
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Seagulyus gives mjollnyr_ a rubber ducky to help him
TheAinMAP: Hello.
SirBestest: James, happy anniversary of coming out of your mothers womb
offbeatwitch: oh I need to renew my sub
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
RoeDent89: Puaul
red_shoes_jeff: ERMERGHERD! CRERP SHERT!
drcanonball: Pual
Riandisa: Good afternoon Alex, Paul, and Cameron
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
DoodlestheGreat: Did you gents see the news from Twitchcon today?
RockPusher: Hoppy Bithday James
SirBestest: Go Paul
dougma: um... someone needs to update the twitch game....
RoeDent89: And hi James on tech!
Foxmar320: Title?
LoadingReadyRun: Thanks everyone
nautiusminimus: I have an idea for a Halloween Crapshot. Shall I share it?
MAPBoardgames: Saw a mud crab once... horrible things
TheTunnelingCat: someones gunna get KOd by a roo
RoeDent89: THE SURVIVORS
AzureShok: everyone is gone, so the best will actually be on stream today B-)
dougma: happy b-day James!!!!
Seagulyus: hi Paul! hi Alex! hello Cam!
delta__vee: unsubscribe roo facts
OriginalGarwulf: I finally manage to make one of these! A couple of suggestions I put on the LRR forums: https://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=27226 and https://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26128
HbombAndFriends just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. HbombAndFriends subscribed for 9 months in a row!
HbombAndFriends: Florida Man has sub baby! (Also, Happy Birthday James, wherever you are.)
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frozenphoenix7: This is a weird Bloodbourne mod
beowuuf: i hope the mr burns effect kicks in, and everything tries to kill them at once so nothing can
red_shoes_jeff: Hopefullyit doesn't rain spiders while they're there.
offbeatwitch: nevermind, my prime sub isn't active yet?
DoodlestheGreat: Joyous Natal Anniversary, James!
SirBestest: Yes Paul
MAPBoardgames: Joey
Foxmar320: Bloodborne never looked so real
OriginalGarwulf: The first is based on the baby shower for Izzy, where everything we got had warnings about how your baby can DIE.
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Do Kangaroos start as Spiders?
LRRbot: New quote #5444: "Do Kangaroos start as Spiders?" —Paul [2018-10-26]
CaptainSpam: I see Adam, Adam, and Adam are streaming Bloodborne.
nilsrebby: @hbombandfriends good name
TXC2: No Alex, no
adamjford: "It's just meat in there." is also pretty good
Rockario: I just find it funny that Kangaroos can get jacked: https://spotmebro.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Kangaroo-758x474.jpg
Foxmar320: Peak Adam here for sure
nautiusminimus: SCENE: Alex and Beej sitting on a couch. ALEX: So what do you want to do for Halloween? BEEJ: Ugh... I do not like Halloween. ALEX: Really? Why not? BEEJ: Because everyone is me. (beat) Everyone! ALEX, WHO IS NOW BEEJ: What? I'm not you! (gasp) AAAHHH! ~honk
beowuuf: this is what three adams look like when you hit 30 insanity
SAJewers: Hi Adam
chickenace11: oh I had an idea for a crapshot but never got around to writing it
CaptainSpam: (you forgot to reset the stream title from Adam's Gamehaus)
aesir_blade: Stream title looks like it's still Adam
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FickleMuse: cheer250 Bits? Bit time!
beowuuf: *insight, freudian slip
dialMforMara: Best Beej Drop @nautiusminimus
RockPusher: When your local minima is only mostly not choking…
TXC2: they know about the Title chat
Anaerin: LoadingReadyRun: This is an odd Adam's Gamehaus...
red_shoes_jeff: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Seagulyus: beowuuf insight is more or less insanity :P
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beowuuf: :)
TXC2: SUB HYPE 4
Swamplor: The internet figure itself out? I would have thought that would have been bigger news.
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
offbeatwitch: also hang on aren't I meant to get ad-free viewing from twitch prime
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GragSmash: Are there more jokes in the "fan homonculus" thing you did once?
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OriginalGarwulf: If it's just a couple of people for shooting tomorrow, might I highlight this one? It happens to be a sequel to one of mine that you filmed: https://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=26128
Foxmar320: Florida has bad cell coverage. At least thats my experience.
Anaerin: MicroSites.
beowuuf: ad free viewing was nixed i believe?
offbeatwitch: oh they removed that didn't they
offbeatwitch: amazon still claims it's there :D
kA13B: the butler IS hte hotspot
delta__vee: jeeves the professional access point
Astra7525: They don't need cellphones. They see each other regularly at "The Meeting"
Rockario: For real, they probably hate it too but either pay for roaming charges or a cell signal booster
DoodlestheGreat: The rich folks have satellite phones. And their own satellite.
TXC2: Kane and Crowthrone Baby sit?
Seagulyus: DoodlestheGreat Satellites* they need multiple in case the signal isn't powerful enough
beowuuf: platoon start, man in stretcher with 1000 yard stare
DigitalSeahorse: the loud terrible twos toddler upstairs x.X
HbombAndFriends: Scene: Paul & Cam in the "friend zone". Paul: Hey, Cam. I made a new app. I call it "InstaGraham". Cam: I think that's a thing. Paul: No, watch. (Paul touches phone, Graham magically appears, looking confused.) Cam: Oh, Insta-GRAHAM!. HONK! Audio stinger: Graham: What the hell is going on?!
Anaerin: "What's the Dookie factor?" "The what?" "The amount of shit your child produces overnight. Is the diaper clean in the morning, or do you have to have a Formula 1 team on standby every 20 minutes?"
nautiusminimus: Two people stand back to back, holding guns. They each take ten (or however many) paces apart, turn, and fire. Their guns click uselessly a couple of times, and they point their guns at their own eyes. ~honk, but there are two headless stick figures.
TXC2: "they dont prepare you for the first time you get vomited on"
Foxmar320: wow
beowuuf: for reasons of pax and comedy, alex should show up instead, so paul can go 'hmm, needs more work'
Foxmar320: I like where this is going
Foxmar320: Can we fit in the many shades and textures of baby poop somehow?
TXC2: Chartruse
Anaerin: "Ganache".
dialMforMara: And now for the sh*tting forecast
kitsunestudios: Is there a relatively empty bus-line where you can be riding like a drop-ship?
RoeDent89: "You ain't seen s***!" That's the punchline right there!
RockPusher: "I think she was there" LUL
chickenace11: I once heard that all books could be made better by making the second line " and then the murders began" that almost sounds like a crapshot
strawhatleon: Why is this titled? Adam's Gamehaüs || Borneblood
TXC2: "you ever had to clean a baby's first poo? it's mostly it's own hair"
Foxmar320: RockPusher you think Kappa
beowuuf: Kathleen and Graham would sudden;y look through you, and say 'this isn't funny' and twitch. best they're in austrailia :)
SirBestest: Can't take this s***
offbeatwitch: how many shits is this
OriginalGarwulf: As somebody with new dad experience, our 2.5 month old daughter loves to fill her diaper...right after we've changed it. She has such an intent and satisfied look on her face when she does it, too...
CrazymattCaptain: should the soldiers have diaper bags?
MercurialVox: [Laughs in Soldier]
Foxmar320: beowuuf somewhere in Aus both of them sit up screaming just thinking about this Crapshoot.
Anaerin: "Is this a disposable diaper situation, are we running old-school with terry-cloth, or did they go *shudders* Paleo?"
brainbosh: Greenest thing outside a diaper.
red_shoes_jeff: second greenest
TXC2: Make sure Solider one is Knife handing during this Kappa
ritchards: This is a series right?
DoodlestheGreat: "...cause I've seen the result of feedin' PEAS to 'em..."
Izandai: This, uh, this isn't Bloodborne.
Dr_Shandor: you haven't seen shit till you've seen a baby shit up its back
TXC2: you'll see, and smell
beowuuf: foxmar: we can see if they're twitching om the panel in 12 hrs time!
Foxmar320: Izandai its becoming Bloodborne real fast lol
nautiusminimus: Were, not we're
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @LoadingReadyRun can we change the title so that the first thing literally everyone says when they come in isn't about bloodbourne?
nautiusminimus: No "tour of duty" joke?
RoeDent89: taupe
TXC2: it's changed now
emberBecky: game is also Bloodbore
Izandai: It's fixed!
Questhere: third tour at the johnston house
j0xer: this is my third tour of this cul de sac
delta__vee: *vangelis kicks in*
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
GragSmash: baby poop often has a lot of green in it because formula
TXC2: :D
DigitalSeahorse: eating right now in particular wasn't the best timing
SirBestest: iChat happens to the soldier if duty calls
DoodlestheGreat: "Like tears in the rain..."
GragSmash: when they're really new it's JET BLACK like the oil in the x-files movie.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
CrazymattCaptain: the dreaded number threes
ritchards: "Once... I even saw polka dots!"
Anaerin: "Wake up! Time to wipe."
Mangledpixel: I've seen vomit you people wouldn't believe
DigitalSeahorse: lol
terr0rc0tta: Shits upgraded
EJGRgunner: You ain’t seen nothing till you’ve looked over at a soiled diaper that used to be your buddy’s play-doh
RockPusher: poops.today
beowuuf: jiggers of dookie for all!
Izandai: Yep, title and all is fixed now.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Astra7525: Have you seen Chimps, Paul ^^
chickenace11: Poop jokes are sometimes the best jokes
Seagulyus: I guess you would say poop is universal shit huh alex?
DigitalSeahorse: "I pooped a Q!"
TXC2: does anyone actually LIKE pooping?
jaric93: Could we use that Navy Seal Copy pasta thing here in some sort of drill Sargent capacity
red_shoes_jeff: I've seen Pee-Beams glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate.
Pimptimus_Prime: Howdy all, how goes the fine Jokesmithing?
FurthestChunk55: a good shit is good
QberryMuffin: diapers are pretty easy
DigitalSeahorse: "pooping gives me time to read."
Izandai: Had a baby brother, can confirm. Diapers are not hard.
Anaerin: "I heard natural was better" "Look at this greenhorn. Trust me, scotchguard ain't got nothin' on baby shit"
mjollnyr_: hey @qberrymuffin !
beowuuf: prime: poop filled, like diapers
Rockario: Does the nap-time thing work as well if these are babysitters though? They're not actually parents
Izandai: You've spent your whole life wiping your own ass. Wiping an ass that isn't permanently affixed to your own butt, is just easier.
TXC2: too real Alex
Lucien0451: lrrWOW
the_canuck_mystic: @LoadingReadyRun Small note on who ever is on tech, this is still marked as Adam's gamehuse / bloodborne
Pimptimus_Prime: Hawt Damn Alex!
red_shoes_jeff: "Not yet..."
Anaerin: LoadingReadyRun: Maybe the exit is the shell-shocked face on the veteran's face from a baby crying off-screen.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Child starts crying, Soldier one: "Godspeed"
chickenace11: maybe the exit is something about twins
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: F
JudgeKyle: You can probably make multiple crapshots out of this honestly
sopranocat: I was talking with my Mom about how I have a spectrum anxiety rock back-and-forth from the hips, and she has an anxiety rock back and forth from the hips, but that hers is dated--it correlates exactly from when she had me. And she's noticed other mothers have that as well, because there's a stage where you just can't be still if you want the baby to stop screaming
The_Passerby: It works
QberryMuffin: onething people might now know that super annoying about kids is that you will forever have someone touching you
chickenace11: what is a simulated sit?
EJGRgunner: Maybe it ends with a school bell ringing, the sound of children laughing and “WEVE GOT INCOMING!”
Anaerin: chickenace11: Looking after a flour sack?
Rhynerd: Shit, I missed some of the crapshoot.
sopranocat: @chickenace11 With a baby doll
Seagulyus: chickenace11 a training exercise
Rhynerd: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:23.
chickenace11: ah that makes soranocat
RealGamerCow: sopranocat I saw a person in the supermarket pushing their cart back and forth a few inches, and said "That person has a baby and is used to doing that with a stroller."
emberBecky: paisley... =C
TXC2: popsicals
sopranocat: @RealGamerCow Yep
DoodlestheGreat: Free Pizza?
The_Passerby: Free pizza, free soda, free ice cream, cable TV
the_canuck_mystic: access to fridge?
RoeDent89: Food!
The_Passerby: @LoadingReadyRun cable TV
chickenace11: what about the cable and internet
DigitalSeahorse: that's not good babysitting though
Izandai: The perk of babysitting is when you stop having to do that in an active capacity.
beowuuf: said really happy go lucky might be funnier?
Pimptimus_Prime: Kraft Dinner
DigitalSeahorse: ^
DigitalSeahorse: lol
The_Passerby: 30 seconds! HOOK UP!
Rhynerd: One of these days I’ll get to try and submit my crapshot ideas.
CamelAttack: Remember to turn on the cable box, otherwise it defaults to the HD pornography.
TXC2: "equipment check!
Anaerin: *School bell goes off* "THIRTY SECONDS, PEOPLE, MOVE!"
qrpth: !advice
LRRbot: Pay attention to your doom.
chickenace11: a board game
sopranocat: @LRR Heads up guys, we've got triplets
TXC2: too real lrrbot
DigitalSeahorse: a bag of distractions! :D
OopsAPlatypus: "who you sitting for?" "The Jacobsons..." "Oh, you'll be good, they have HBO"
nautiusminimus: I'm not sure if anyone in LRR is reading chat and getting the ideas we posted.
Izandai: I think as long as it's big and bright/flowery it'll read as a diaper bag.
Izandai: With lots of pockets on the outside.
Anaerin: nautiusminimus: Paul is reading, at the very least.
TXC2: nautiusminimus Paul is reading chat
DigitalSeahorse: :O
nautiusminimus: Cool
RoeDent89: "Good luck, gentlemen."
Dr_Shandor: it would be their homework not a diaper bag the parents would have all that stuff
offbeatwitch: i'm just imagining the kill bill siren
offbeatwitch: but babies screaming
beowuuf: paul is reading, we're just terrible :p
offbeatwitch: or just a baby emitting the kill bill siren
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaBottle
Anaerin: [INTERIOR: An SUV] (A mommy-mobile)
Mr_sandmens: soldier 2 has a bag and soldier 1 just has gloves
red_shoes_jeff: Like that video of the baby that runs into a mirror, then starts screaming like an air siren?
TXC2: I feel the Van version is a follow up sketch
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MercurialVox: I like the idea of this premise applied to other situations too, like the new guy in the IT dept.
Rhynerd: Step 1: rent a truck?
j0xer: green screen yourself into the ranger from xcom2
The_Passerby: You get a flashlight, red plastic filter, cover the windows and bath the interior with red? @LoadingReadyRun
DigitalSeahorse: siren of Mini Moon magnitude crying xD
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun this could be a series of sketches
TXC2: I remeber that loading time
SirBestest: Hi paul
The_Passerby: Any of you guys seen the breech and clear soldiers cleaning a portajohn?
Riandisa: Go in to babysit...find out its a pet sitting gig
brainbosh: End with Commander over intercom before Air Drop
Izandai: This doesn't need to be a series.
red_shoes_jeff: @Riandisa "Dear GOD...!"
Anaerin: You could have 3 stages - Babysitting babies, babysitting grade-schoolers, babysitting teens.
offbeatwitch: or just "See you after hours" or something
MercurialVox: I could go either way on this being a series, so that probably means it doesn't need to be a series
RoeDent89: We have reached ~honk.
The_Passerby: Like for some reason, Soldiers just breech and clear to get the pie out of the oven?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Godspeed"
offbeatwitch: idk what soldiers say before LOCK N LOADING
Anaerin: "See you on the other side"
nautiusminimus: There is more to parenting than changing diapers, so the "parenting soldiers" idea still has legs, I thin.
tenthtechpriest: maybe have the baby cry siren over the black?
Izandai: I want to fit in the "see you in hell" line somewhere, just as a piece of closure.
DigitalSeahorse: trying to make this a series would probably turn into making that corporate business baby movie into a series....why?
nautiusminimus: think*
DigitalSeahorse: ohgod whyyyyyy
The_Passerby: Are links allowed in LRR chat?
SirBestest: Yah
offbeatwitch: "Godspeed, private."
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MC_Booksmarts: Int: A Van?
TXC2: The_Passerby show me first
Rhynerd: Yes, as long as you provide proper context.
sopranocat: Soldier 1 needs to be Alex, he's good at the grizzled freaked out character
DigitalSeahorse: a while
Izandai: NICE
Anaerin: Aren't they having rolling strikes at the moment?
red_shoes_jeff: Heh. "Doody..."
Rhynerd: Or in this case get is screened by the mods.
rocketjohn: Greetings everyone! :)
StageMgrRob: Is there a place one could submit possible Crapshots?
DigitalSeahorse: courier goes very "postal"?
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun considering the recent mail stuff in the US... maybe not?
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Izandai: Cam channeling Vanellope here.
TXC2: hello rocketjohn welcome
Rhynerd: Would it be a good crapshot to do a real estate ad being treated as a serial killer’s message?
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e_bloc: oh ours don't even knock unless it needs a signature
dialMforMara: We did the assassination one
DigitalSeahorse: yes, do that please!
DigitalSeahorse: that's good
Invitare: I like that idea
Anaerin: Waiting in the bushes, "Knocking" 3 times quietly, leaving the "we missed you" card, all in the space of 4 seconds.
red_shoes_jeff: "HERE." *stamp*
Invitare: original spin on the meme
Riandisa: I like that, Alex
TXC2: and then that ends as an Amazon ad Kappa
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Pteraspidomorphi: I love that idea too
The_Passerby: Postal Man Slenderman?
FireBasilisk53: so instead of the soldiers being baby sitters every time in this "series" they take a different odd job in each on
drcanonball: and in the end theres a whisper "here"
beowuuf: dedex
MercurialVox: oh I love that, like open up a pizza box and there's a "Sorry we missed you" note
chickenace11: ghost postman
Hugh_Munculus: "The package is coming from inside the house!"
dialMforMara: They say the postman no longer rings twice
DigitalSeahorse: Ninja Courier UPS
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Knock on the door, open it, "We missed you sticker", close door repeat, stickers starts showing up everywhere
underhill33: On the underside of the toilet lid
red_shoes_jeff: @The_Passerby SENDERMAN!
RockPusher: http://dedex.biz Said crapshot
Astra7525: Every time I order something I hope they put in an as small as possible box so it fits in my mailbox and no courier has to carry it up 3 floors
Mangledpixel: the last person alive hears a knock at the door
dialMforMara: Have you never used a toilet with a heated seat?
Anaerin: Knock on door, postman hands over package, take it inside and open the package, inside is "We missed you" card.
Decaped: Toto wants to keep your ass warm.
beowuuf: LOL
j0xer: scene 1: window shot with a gun leaving a bullet hole scene 2: sorry we missed you
NathanJay_GA: hey, if The Simpsons can celebrate Halloween in November...
Rockario: @RockPusher Wow, the novelty URL and everything
DigitalSeahorse: UPS stands for Unseen Package Stealth
citrinespark: postal horror is a year round treat
sopranocat: I'd prefer more Halloween/spoopy over the overabudance of Christmas. It's been Christmas since September in stores here
jaric93: Harry potter Phlosipher stone letters
jaric93: Hidded in eggs ect
JosephDeath: It gets written in the steam on the mirror
drcanonball: The last sticker is on the other side of your had
Mangledpixel: the second beat should be another plausable one before the silly ones
drcanonball: hand*
Anaerin: Extra points if it's a "Sorry we missed you" card from a different courier service.
DigitalSeahorse: that's one for Boxnard
Mag_Chundysquatch: Alex... Scissors are still a thing, my dude. xD
Astra7525: even better: YOu open the package, it's the I-missed-you note. Then you complain about actually having the package, but it has vanished in the next shot
RoeDent89: Slowed-down hell version of Postman Pat theme song
MC_Booksmarts: The scene of the guy turning around and screaming "WHERE ARE YOU?!" is absolutely a good enough for its own punchline.
TehAmelie: or what if the postman doesn't show up, but when you turn on the light there's a sorry note on the mirror
FlopsyDingo: *sips soda* *coughs up "missed you" slip*
drcanonball: beej drop
NathanJay_GA: you fall asleep waiting for the package, then the sticker shows up on the pillow
ZeroArcana: sandwich
FireBasilisk53: pizza guy
MTGColorPie: Summoning something in the mirror - the new Amazon Alexa capibility
WNivek: Mirror Salesperson?
CrazymattCaptain: IT help, IT help, IT help
chickenace11: You could summon Paul n
Izandai: Stealing a joke from Citation Needed: On a boat, perhaps fishing, look over and suddenly notice the note on the rim of the boat. "Do they have a fucking submarine!?"
SirBestest: Pizza guy
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StageMgrRob: I have an idea for a Crapshot. Is there a place I could post or submit it?
Anaerin: "Ice Cream, Ice Cream, Ice Cream" *sundae appears* Ooh! Eew, grape...
DigitalSeahorse: cable guy
Rockario: Oh god, yeah, plumber just appears from the bottom of frame
beowuuf: soldier: you weren't there man!
FireBasilisk53: wait... you open a pizza box and it has the sorry I miss you note
iSmartMan1: Wait, you flush cat litter?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: You can flush cat litter?
madmanoreo: you can flush cat litter?
Skyboss1996: Former Janitor here : People flush feckin everything
DigitalSeahorse: never flush litter
chickenace11: Pizza Pizza Pizza ew it has pineapple
The_Passerby: Any way you guys can use the whole "if you don't want trick or treaters you leave the porch light off"? Guy sees the Slasher runs away, and then at the end, see he left the porch light on, and goes oh, turns it off and the slasher goes away?
The_Passerby: What do you think chat?
TehAmelie: step 1: throw a handful of salt on the router
drcanonball: x ways to restore wifi
iSmartMan1: Get the manual!
dialMforMara: X Ways to Y?
DigitalSeahorse: madmanoreo, nope, it's false advertising, toilets not designed for it
RoeDent89: Get the candles out
beowuuf: i mean that's just normal IT.
MercurialVox: "Router's Fucked" "Uh fine" dude proceeds to very calmly start drawing a pentagram
Anaerin: "The Blood Sacrifice".
RoeDent89: Oh I love it!
Talin06: no power cycle should be last
brainbosh: Person showing increased anxiety and trying more and more weird things.
RoeDent89: Router ritual
The_Passerby: There has to be some way to use "if you don't want trick or treaters you leave the porch light off" thing.
RockPusher: I miss X ways to Y
Izandai: That's awesome.
sopranocat: WHAT?!
TXC2: are....are they Daemons ?
RoeDent89: WOW!
FireBasilisk53: demon cars
Lucien0451: Saw that, that is so cool :-)
mjollnyr_: O.O
underhill33: That sounds...exploitable
Rhynerd: Now I’m remembering that video I did involving two college students summoning the devil using a frozen cornish hen.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Self Driving Cars confirmed useing ghosts
Draynus_: next step would be a deal with the devil for eternally great wifi
Rockario: How big can an X-way-to-Y be in Crapshot form, 3-4?
beowuuf: tech bind soul?
red_shoes_jeff: Oh yeah, the anti-car circle.
Pimptimus_Prime: Daemon Cars!
coolbond: The delivery 2 but instead of now now option they have bloody mary delivery
RockPusher: My router is a WRT54BEEJ lrrBEEJ
chickenace11: what Paul's new invention isn't working so Alex says he should lick it and he does and it works then
Skyboss1996: LRR : Tapped out on Daemons at the moment Kappa
madmanoreo: someone quote that plz
WNivek: the colonel of an idea?
delta__vee: so, what I'm getting from that is that the way to protect yourself from a demon is to cheese their very simplistic AI programming KappaRoss
SirBestest: Do something with "I accept terms and Conditions"
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Look I can't keep track every Satanic ritual we may or may not have done.
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DigitalSeahorse: aww nobody writing down the ninja courier idea
The_Passerby: Summon a demon, but you summon yourself and go, DEMON SHARE?!
Rhynerd: Would this be a good time to bring back up that idea I had of a real estate ad being treated like a serial killer’s message again?
Dr_Shandor: Futurama resurrected calculon like this
The_Passerby: Like Ride Share, but with cultists?
Rhynerd: “I just sold this house!”
mrteddy11: hi
Rhynerd: “I WILL SELL AGAIN.”
Skyboss1996: WE are part of a SOCIETY
Laserbeaks_Fury: "But, it's the first of the month!"
Anaerin: *Walks into bar, to bartender* "What's the wifi password?" "You'll have to buy a drink first" "*sigh* fine *buys drink* Now, what's the wi-fi password?" "You'll have to buy a drink first. All one word, all lower-case" *honk*
The_Passerby: Cult Share.
TXC2: hello mrteddy11 welcome
MercurialVox: summoning circle that summons yourself
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
TehAmelie: always carry hundred dollar bills that you can throw on your buddy to make them richer than you
SirBestest: Cool
TXC2: too real Cam
sopranocat: Student loans are raptors? ....I can see that
Skyboss1996: @Anaerin : Happened to me IRL in Ireland. Fantastic pub in Kilkenny
The_Passerby: Like Uber, but for Cults. Hmm...
beowuuf: nice anaerin
DigitalSeahorse: it'll kill ya even though tuition is free now for low income ...it's not retroactive
Anaerin: Skyboss1996: Knew it come from somewhere.
Malacorath: that is actually the wifi pass at my local bar
Skyboss1996: tbh - It was "buyabeer" but the joke is the joke
MC_Booksmarts: I.I.T.Y.W.I.M.Y.H.T.B.M.A.D
DigitalSeahorse: I like the mail ninja thing
DigitalSeahorse: as it is
MC_Booksmarts: Local Atlanta bar:
DigitalSeahorse: horror ninja
SirBestest: "Accepts terms and conditions for something" devil comes and takes your soul
Rockario: For the tax thing, it's a herd of CRA-Agents. But then one of them turns and sees the students, turns out this one's a loan officer
The_Passerby: What about something, about the Final Survivor finding out they were the Slasher all along?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Opening a bag of chips
DigitalSeahorse: freddy courier?
drcanonball: what if you do the delivery ninja from the delivery mans perspective
Laserbeaks_Fury: Something sealed
NoNane09: The wifi joke is getting close to RocketJump's "fourwordsalluppercase" joke
DigitalSeahorse: Freddy Courier :P
StageMgrRob: Crapshot Idea: Guy goes up to woman. He asks her to marry him. Cut to her being the priest as guy is marrying his boyfreind.
Mangledpixel: I think second one should be on your inside doormat - you know, a little odd but technically plausible
TXC2: I like it ending with one coming from out their mouth
Astra7525: Have the doorbell ring, but it's only a notice
The_Passerby: Manchurian candiate, where you someone complains about someone not doing the dishes, someone says something, then they realized THEY DID the dishes.
MercurialVox: Reverse shot of person wearing glasses, person turns around revealing two "Sorry we missed you" slips over their glasses. "WHERE ARE YOU"
Skyboss1996: aw dinger
Mangledpixel: then it can get weird
DigitalSeahorse: Jason the Courier
The_Passerby: Go NOOOOO
Svalaholdr: How about you caught up a missed delivery note?
Anaerin: I prefer Freddy Courier.
sopranocat: @StageMgrRob That's just nice, it's not funny
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JudgeKyle: they get a package at work full of the "sorry we missed you" notes?
chickenace11: inside of the mirror
FlopsyDingo: I think the third bit could work as a small montage of finding delivery notices all over, in drawers or on food, the back of their shirt, etc.
silver_harloe: shouldn't that line start with "INT. Bathroom" ?
Dascylus: good to know I'm not the only one who says "aw, dinger" when someone rings the doorbell
The_Passerby: @JudgeKyle and goes, oh, great these finalyarrived!
LordZarano: StageMgrRob: that's very close to a thing that happened on The Vicar of Dibley
drcanonball: not on the mirror IN the mirror
TehAmelie: mirror mirror on the wall, how many times does the postman call?
Scar_Red_Tiger: funny that ar this moment waiting on a LRR package because of the post office strike.
StageMgrRob: @sopranocat it's just the rough idae. I think they could juice it up.
DigitalSeahorse: "HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!":...with your package
Svalaholdr: just starts hacking up until you produce the note.
The_Passerby: Sticks one on a dead mummy corpse because they are the killer? @JudgeKyle
chickenace11: oh like they open the mirror close the mirror and the notes right there @LoadingReadyRun
Malacorath: the twist: they ordered surplus delivery notes
ritchards: If you do the mirror, it has to be the bit where they open the mirror then close it for it suddenly to be in the reflection
Skyboss1996: "Sorry we missed you" covering up a bullet hole in the wall. - Dave's Discount Assassins.
Astra7525: You could also stop accepting packages and collect them :3
DigitalSeahorse: an axe in the door
mercano82: Cam's getting in to these stage directions.
sopranocat: @StageMgrRob I guess it could be like, How dare you I barely know you? Who's on First type thing
Zael250: In the Fridge
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like a camera feed that ticks from 3:00 to 3:01
chickenace11: oh out of a sandwitch
FickleMuse: Rather than they tea bag, it's the notice
RockPusher: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
chickenace11: *sandwich
Anaerin: Finish the cup of coffee, and the note is on the bottom of the mug.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR TEETH
MercurialVox: Teeth? Teeth. Teeth!
mercano82: Picks up the coffee, takes a sip, goes to put the cup back down to find a notice on the coaster.
DigitalSeahorse: smile and it's written on teeth
Skyboss1996: TEETH
beowuuf: waaaaa- wait, there's duty on this? dammit
TXC2: chat stop with the Teeth
Pimptimus_Prime: TEETH!
sopranocat: The note out of mouth is strong before the "Where are you?" Really strong
Sadistic_Fire: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:30.
DigitalSeahorse: this boston cream has no cream....!!!!
TXC2: so it;s just a boston then?
MercurialVox: I do really like the "Where are yo-" ~honk
drcanonball: turns around and theres a wall full of notices
StageMgrRob: @sopranocat I was think along the lines of the guy and his BF (not you know it). talking. guy is egged on to talk to girl. Guy says they've know each other so long. She is exscatic. Say yes then cut
beowuuf: tell us your passcodes so we can deliver inside your building. no, seriously
DigitalSeahorse: xD
delta__vee: lrrSPOOP
NimrodXIV: :D
RockPusher: LUL
Anaerin: Empty calories.
TXC2: Paul stoping being quoteible
DigitalSeahorse: it's very disappointing - that
DigitalSeahorse: 's the joke
Skyboss1996: we're getting into the absurdist stuff here this after noon. Hey everybody
Rhynerd: "someone needs to sell empty donuts"
chickenace11: and they just made the third crapshot
UpstageJMC: Because they are Eclairs.
Anaerin: Doughnut flavour: THE VOID
MercurialVox: or like a fast food delivery, you go to open the box and there's a Sorry we missed you inside instead of the food
delta__vee: "warning: does not contain hole"
TehAmelie: that's why the pros just write "EXT" eh
kitsunestudios: @MercurialVox AAAAAHH
Anaerin: Amazon Prime. We'll get it there.
beowuuf: deliver anywhere. aaaaaanywhere
drcanonball: amazon prime, always on time
RoeDent89: ALEXA KNOWS ALL
Dared00: Amazon Prime. TWOOOOO DAAAAYS.
DigitalSeahorse: Unseen Package Stealth
Skyboss1996: Amazon Prime, we know you're home
Zarash11: We're watching
chickenace11: Amazon Prime. Well be watching you
Zael250: You can buy just "Doughnut Holes"
Astra7525: YOu know, you might actually have created a valid ad for them
TehAmelie: should the "two days" be distorted to make it more like The Ring?
Gizmoloid: "AmazonPrime. We'll get you"
Mushbie: Amazon prime: predator delivery
ritchards: animated!
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Skyboss1996: feels like a difficult shoot
Skyboss1996: good idea though
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: What's LRR's airplane budget?
Anaerin: *sigh* Another MTG joke? All that plane-walking... lrrBEEJ
VoidByAnyOtherName: that's going to take SEVERAL tarps
Mushbie: *predator drone delivery
Lord_ZYRK: One airliner is fine, but two might not be in the budget Kappa
LbxAni: bit morbid with the rapper that just died
TXC2: Anaerin get out Kappa
nautiusminimus: Who needs an airplane budget when you can greenscreen the scene?
DigitalSeahorse: with green screen and fans it can be done
Skyboss1996: the LRR airplane budget is one helicopter that Ian lives in
RoeDent89: Isn't Richter Hammockslam a qualified pilot?
TehAmelie: hey, Castlevania season 2 is out today
DigitalSeahorse: :O
DigitalSeahorse: Netflix, tell me a story!
nautiusminimus: Though I guess the better question is, can you greenscreen that sort of thing?
TXC2: there's a Castlevania show?
mercano82: @roedent89 Qualified is a pretty strong word there.
TehAmelie: on Netflix!
Solipsody: They mostly seem algorithmically generated to get me to watch one episode and then sigh and remove them from my list.
NathanJay_GA: I do like the description mismatch bug
GDwarf: Oh, it's confirmed that Netflix gives you customized thumbnails
EvilBadman: @TXC2 Yes, and it owns
TehAmelie: and Warren Ellis writes and produces it!
chickenace11: Cam-"Hey have heard about the new show life of Cam?" Paul- I thought it was Life of Paul.
NimrodXIV: I get different thumbnails one day to the next, then back to the first one
Rockario: I mean, if the thumbnails are arbitrary anyway
Skyboss1996: I really wish there would be more info-graphics like "Show quality varies after season 2"
DigitalSeahorse: hmmmmmmmmm lrrFRUMP
beowuuf: one person is telling the other about a cool new show. Second person has no clue what they are talking about. First person tries to say more details then has the look of horror. 'That was my highschool days'.
sopranocat: Yeah, Netflix's thumbnails are crap. But then so far their originals are crap for me.......
Skyboss1996: or "It's too late to watch this scary movie"
ShortRound2099: my favorite thumbnails are the ones that are tonally different from the actual movie
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM
Solipsody: Sort of pointless. I mean, they own all of them, and they already have your money, so what's the point in tricking you into watching?
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TheLastGod51: potatoes are the best product, so versitile
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DigitalSeahorse: slytqPie you like desserts
nautiusminimus: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...
TehAmelie: last i heard. Netflix stand for one third of all traffic on the internet during their peak hours. probably more now
Anaerin: "We forced an AI to watch all 500 crapshots, then asked it to create the perfect crapshot. Here's the result" *Andy, staring into the camera, in front of a greenscreen, saying "Fuck" in Cam's voice*
Skyboss1996: woah there
dougma: vanderwalls force
aesir_blade: Cold welding?
brainbosh: Adhere like two pieces of glass?
mercano82: So if you watch Doogie Howser, the How I Met Your Mother will be Neil Patrick Harris, but if you watch Buffy, Allison Hanigan will be in the thumbnail?
Skyboss1996: That's some engineering there
TheArchitectX: "Your order has been shipped. You can expect delivery in 14 days." "Your order is on the way! You can expect delivery in 7 days." "Your order is close. You can expect delivery tomorrow." "Rejoice! Your delivery is near. You can expect delivery within the hour." "It is coming! It is coming! Expect delivery in 10 minutes." "Your time has come. Expect delivery within the minute."
Astra7525: Apropos Algorithm: I think Apple News decided to hire humans to curate the news they present their customers. Also called... editors.
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NathanJay_GA: @anaerin I like it!
delta__vee: the kilogram
Rockario: Like, the molecular attraction everything experiences. But with almost 100% contact it actually becomes noticable
ShortRound2099: uggggh kinematics
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think there's an UR-LEGO that's the model for all LEGO
RockPusher: but handling the reference kilogram will deposit grime!
Mangledpixel: they have actually proposed an update to the SI that will do away with the IPK, the last remaining physical prototype
DigitalSeahorse: :O
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Nightvalien28: we need that
beowuuf: TheArchitectX: you time has come. You will be delivered.
Skyboss1996: It's Speed Racer style
TehAmelie: ship it
delta__vee: innermost baseball
asddsa28: i want to see that
cheetoJack: I just generated "the perfect" crapshot based on text, but I'm working on that technology
Izandai: PERFECT
NimrodXIV: that would in fact be the highest rated crapshot
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Where's the joke?
rustenskurk: You don't even need to shoot new material to do that
DigitalSeahorse: we got Andy doing that though
FickleMuse: That's very meta
Scar_Red_Tiger: one perfect shot
TheLastGod51: so on the subject of machine learning do you all remember Tay and what happened there?
Anaerin: Not necessarily. Just "500 crapshots", especially as their numbered, helps.
sopranocat: Yeah, I even read the explanation of the Beejdrops, and I -still- don't get it. soooooo
TXC2: like "fuck" is a funny word
Skyboss1996: the concept of absurdist humor
chickenace11: If you haven't seen a crapshot are you really a fan of LRR
sopranocat: Cam has a pretty distinctive voice
Solipsody: Yeah, you're beyond worrying about in-jokes.
TheMerricat: How many people who aren't LRR people actually know what crapshots are?
Tzeeeeentch: wait which vcrapshot had the beejdrop on a grave?
rustenskurk: Just composite in Cameron's lips over the Crapshot The Andy
cheetoJack: oh which machine learning things were like that?
Lord_Hosk: a still photo of andy... and then real andy walks in and says "WHAT THE... "(Cameron voice FUCK)
TheMerricat: But Alex, isn't that exactly what we are doing right now? :-)
TehAmelie: the golden mean of Crap
Anaerin: A "Perfect" crapshot.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's just the lick and the honk. It's been in every successful Crapahot
emberBecky: honestly for me the phrasing "I forced a bot to watch" feels like a red flag for it being fake =P
Skyboss1996: @cheetoJack : It was a twitter/reddit joke that ran for about a week about a month or two ago
LordZarano: The "I forced an AI to watch" guy has written for The Onion, it's in his twitter profile
Solipsody: You've got two writtens, you want a "generated".
chickenace11: the beej drop theme
TheMerricat: How can you integrate CH into it? ^_^
Anaerin: Comedy is now a solved problem, and we can move onto more important things.
nautiusminimus: "It is the sketch we will ever write" is missing a word.
NimrodXIV: The Perfection
mjollnyr_: crapshot omega?
Skyboss1996: Still frame of andy, Cam says Fuck, Beejdrop. We solved it
TXC2: He'd sue ? Kappa
rustenskurk: What's other fan favorite Crapshot elements? Beej drop, Dave's spokesman
nautiusminimus: The Omega
QberryMuffin: ooo i like crapshot omega
TheLastGod51: so on the subject of machine learning do you all remember Tay and what happened there?
cheetoJack: Skyboss1996 ah ok. Well makes me feel less bad that my machine learning things just create gibberish
holidayMD: Cut to Cam walking in to see the result on the computer zoom in "What the " Honk
beowuuf: grave gong to bleached white skeleton
Telnaior: hah
TehAmelie: it could be "pardonfuck?"
mercano82: Andy's face pasted onto Cori in the Banana Suit.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Should Spot be there somewhere?
QberryMuffin: double honk?
beowuuf: The Omega
Tzeeeeentch: ty @kitsunestudios
RoeDent89: Forgot to add "last" in there
MrSVCD: @LoadingReadyRun Old hard drives didn't have parking of the heads off platter and the heads could get stuck to the platters so hard that the drives motors could not get get it unstuck.
kitsunestudios: (y)
Skyboss1996: Cant forget the beejdrop
EvilBadman: Chat: I don't think we jam it full of LRR jokes
NimrodXIV: I think that's smart
TehAmelie: it would probably be nice
rustenskurk: Just reuse footage from The Andy
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iSmartMan1: What about the video where it's just Andy sitting on the couch saying nothing?
TheMerricat: is he a sag member? ^_^
RoeDent89: The Tech Support
nautiusminimus: Maybe put the letter Omega in place of the stick figure's missing head on the ~honk
TXC2: TheMerricat probabaly
TehAmelie: the 2x honk combo
Skyboss1996: Remember Andy's union, so you'd maybe need to chat?
sopranocat: Cameron just made my week closing the parens!
cheetoJack: seems accurate for machine learning. It knows the format... mostly
Astra7525: DO we want to pretend that the algorithm also "optimized" the honk?
Draynus_: it's like reinventing Homestuck again
Telnaior: then reality turns into a beejdrop
TheLastGod51: you havent linked your library properly
Hugh_Munculus: ~honk~~hønk
Solipsody: You guys didn't get the rights to Andy's image in perpetuity?
Zarash11: The diagetic honk
Tiber727: Otherwise the rest of your crapshots are in Italics.
Skyboss1996: It just honks itself into a Fail state
Anaerin: <Crapshot> The Perfect Crapshot <Crapshot> Fuck </Crapshot> </Crapshot>
TheLastGod51: man I passed my classes in C and assembly and ran as far away from coding as possible
offbeatwitch: talk to the Crystal compiler, it's literally the most pedantic thing
LordZarano: Like that time the aliens too our sense of closure?
LordZarano: *took
sopranocat: cheer100 Thanks for closing the parens Cam!
Anaerin: Oh, Tom Scott's timezone rant!
RockPusher: Write your Crapshots in Python or YAML, then you can mismatch with whitespace!
Skyboss1996: TIme Zone Rant~
Skyboss1996: I love that time zone rant
hippitybobbity: computers are the best way to learn how to communicate efficiently, as communication is all about getting your idea to arrive in the right shape in someone elses head, and noone is clearer about what theyve misunderstood than a computer
GDwarf: "Camerandy" is a very good name
Astra7525: I think that's an actual XKCD strip
Telnaior: "fractal edge case scenario"
MrSVCD: Swatch Beats?
mjollnyr_: @hippitybobbity i got a degree in it and im still not good at communicating
Anaerin: LoadingReadyRun: Have you seen Tom Scott's rant on Timezones?
mjollnyr_: in computing that is
rustenskurk: That reminds me of Tom Scott's videos on time zones in programming
frnknstn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 52:45.
Skyboss1996: Don't forget - Russia adapted to the Julian calendar late. DST/GMT shifts. International Dateline
rustenskurk: @anaerin Ha! You just beat me there by a second
hippitybobbity: @mjollnyr_ imagine how bad it would be without thar degree
NathanJay_GA: What happens with 1/4 timezones
LordZarano: Yeah this sounds like Tom Scott's rant on Computerphile
delta__vee: "a month from now", "okay, what size of month?"
Skyboss1996: The next monday that comes on a thursday *BONK*
mjollnyr_: @hippitybobbity im good at telling computer do X. im bad at telling humans X
GDwarf: Daylight Savings makes it even more fun, as do timezones
Solipsody: The only thing about different time and date formats everyone can agree on is that Excel should stop automatically converting things it thinks look them, but it never, ever will.
beowuuf: ^
nautiusminimus: There's only one "s" in "Daylight Saving Time."
TehAmelie: random observation along those lines: ever notice the phrase "level up" makes no grammatical sense?
cheetoJack: what if you're in that 15 minute time zone and its daylight savings, but you want to convert to a 30 minute offset zone and they dont use daylight savings and are on the other side of the world
LordZarano: The strangest thing is dealing with dates around the time countries started switching from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar
drcanonball: So when does serge get his own show about coffee?
Skyboss1996: the Julie Calendar
RockPusher: sugars5Luv unarmeHmm
DigitalSeahorse: haha Julie Calender
DigitalSeahorse: calendar
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Juile Nth day
Telnaior: @TehAmelie presumably it's the same Engrish-isation that phrases like "item get" come from
Lord_Hosk: its the juliefound day
Aziraphalesshop: MREs use that for date coding too
DevInsanity: I used to work with software that had a nightly scheduled task at 2am. Guess what time clocks go back in the UK for daylight savings.
beowuuf: paul tries to help and yet...
offbeatwitch: the "today" marker is consistently one day behind for me, paul :P
TXC2: ^
Skyboss1996: Just a chunk of code with "Don't move" written on a post it note on the door
Astra7525: oh right, Daylights Savings Time ends this sunday in Europe
Solipsody: @TehAmelie We can "level off" or "level out"... Nobody ever says level down, though.
sopranocat: @DevInsanity Well that would be solved if we got rid of daylight savings time ~_^
MagisterMystax: The highlighted day is always one behind for me, which I assume is a weird time zone thing messing it up
RockPusher: It also didn't handle DST starting here correctly Kappa
TheLastGod51: as a EE this is facinating
Izandai: Did that script I chatted go up or was it too long for Twitch?
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
rendelnep: @LoadingReadyRun it still tells me it's yesterday because I'm in NZ
Vyous: As a programmer, the worst problems are never "why did this stop working?" but instead "why did this start working?"
Roadhog123: Yeah, the highlighted day always breaks with daylight savings in the UK.
yomidian: natural language processing is a hell of a drug
Skyboss1996: How? many, many many angerd coders and too much coffee
Anaerin: A company I worked for had a bug in their software that happened every leap year. And every time a ticket would be filed. And we'd sit on the ticket for a day, then close it with "Can't reproduce".
MostCallMe__Tim: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
RockPusher: It is Good Enough™
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSLOTH lrrHEART lrrSLOTH
Dared00: No worries, Europe ends DST next year
TheSpindash: Question: What's the recommended etiquette of pitching a script?
TheTunnelingCat: I have a post schedueled for 4:20 PM on april 20th in 2069
offbeatwitch: I ran into timezone problems when I wrote the service that tracks my timetable for me and tells my phone when to be silent
Skyboss1996: Is Europe going forward or backward and staying? cause that's important
cheetoJack: TheTunnelingCat nice
ShortRound2099: but what about the events page? Kappa
TXC2: Google has an atomic clock right? Kappa
emonotony: Dared00 Europe makes DST permanent for Central, banishes it forever for Eastern
Gizmoloid: it's like when PS3 stopped working for a day because of a clock.
Zarash11: Google
offbeatwitch: because as it turns out, my uni returns time in a DST-shifted zone
orellien2773: Ultimate Stabbists revival?
Zarash11: Google's solution to leap seconds is really cool
TehAmelie: unsurprisingly, the summer time forever and winter time forever factions are exactly evenly split
offbeatwitch: so I have to parse the times in `Europe/London` and convert them into UTC
DigitalSeahorse: google knew that the person who illustrated/animated Bambi lived to be 106
LordZarano: I really hope the UK gets rid of daylight savings too, even though we will have left the EU by then
Anaerin: loadingreadyrun: A company I worked for had a bug in their software that happened on Feb 29th every leap year. And every time a ticket would be filed. And we'd sit on the ticket for a day, then close it with "Can't reproduce".
Dared00: @emonotony still, no more time changes and that's good
emonotony: TehAmelie Must fight to last man standing.
dougma: the worst was dealing with cable TV ad placement and billing for time slots AND having the behavior of the timezone change.....
Skyboss1996: Yes? Hello? The army? This is Loading Ready Run.
chickenace11: Cam and Beej playing Magic: Cam- why don't concede Beej-why would I I'm you
TheLastGod51: are you all US citizens, you can usually get onto governement and DoD facilities with a reason and citizenship
Astra7525: time zones are a bit wonky in Europe. Spain is part of central (UTC+1), but it further to the West than the UK, which is at UTC+0
DigitalSeahorse: do you know any generals?
emonotony: chickenace11 The beejdrop can't be the only joke
Anaerin: TheLastGod51: No. They're Canadians. In Canada.
Solipsody: @TehAmelie We can just use both and put "SUM" or "WIN" at the end, like AM or PM.
TXC2: TheLastGod51 they're Canadian
DigitalSeahorse: or corporials
TheSpindash: @LoadingReadyRun Are you open to hearing one I wrote?
chickenace11: that is the basic plot
Skyboss1996: Well, the US DOD would have words with Canadians :p
red_shoes_jeff: "Wait, WHAT are you filming?" "Videos for the Internet." *clickBEEP*
cheetoJack: It occurs to me that this crapshot about an algorithm that generated the perfect crapshot will cause all sorts of problems for when I get back to doing machine learning from crapshots
Shoot_Man_2: Aren't horses just self-driving cars
TheLastGod51: canada has an army? Do they know?
Anaerin: cheetoJack: You're welcome.
TXC2: TheLastGod51 yes, they're rather good
Skyboss1996: like when the USMC did a copy of Doom?
Lord_ZYRK: TheLastGod51 Canada regularly produces some of the best snipers on the planet
Mushbie: @thelastgod51 they have really good MREs called IMPs
Mangledpixel: "We can't do it, and you are now on a watch-list"
cheetoJack: Anaerin realistically I'll just omit it from the data source
undecided44: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:25.
Anaerin: cheetoJack: No recursive crapshooting? Awww...
Skyboss1996: Witch craft?
MTGColorPie: Why can't that be a sketch?
RockPusher: Burn the Witch!!!
TheLastGod51: wait, first see if he floats!
Skyboss1996: Hold up....
Lord_Hosk: Canada tends to have some very good specialists, because they train... A LOT
DigitalSeahorse: TheLastGod51 feliciaToronto LE GASP! Kappa
NathanJay_GA: weigh him against a duck first
TehAmelie: Umezawa's Jetée?
Skyboss1996: It was all 3 of you.
e_bloc: are you the three people?
cheetoJack: Anaerin once I get it working properly I'll add it back in :p
Anaerin: !card jetee
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
dialMforMara: I’ve seen La Jetee. I’ll get it, but I’ll hate it
red_shoes_jeff: @Mangledpixel "YES! Streamviews are gonna skyrocket!"
cheetoJack: La what
Anaerin: !card jeete
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ritchards: La Jette... oh yes!
CrazymattCaptain: it went over my head
iSmartMan1: Answer: no
TXC2: 12 monkeys is the Remake of La Jetee right?
richard_ermen: La Jette is very special though.
Dared00: You can release that Crapshot, and then film the next Crapshot explaining the previous Crapshot
Solipsody: But your target audience is people who WATCH Crapshots.
Anaerin: !card jette
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
dialMforMara: !card jitte
TheMerricat: I didn't realize I had seen that till I loaded up the page
delta__vee: @TXC2, based on it, yes
ShortRound2099: I guess I gotta watch this now
cheetoJack: its a vine
kitsunestudios: !card Umezawa's Jitte
Skyboss1996: is it one of them art films?
TXC2: !findcard jitte
ShortRound2099: I feel like once I watch it I'll say "oh that's what that thing was referencing"
dialMforMara: I think the guys in goggles in La Jete gave me trypophobia
MTGColorPie: 12 Monkeys was from that movie
TheMerricat: the ending of 12 monkeys
TheOtherTrevor: I never saw that
TXC2: 12 monkeys is a very odd movie
InadvisablyTwee: La Jette! Every time they talk about this I think they're saying L'agité for some reason.
Anaerin: And then they made a TV series of it.
iSmartMan1: Never heard of 12 Monkeys either
red_shoes_jeff: Sounds like I should watch 12 monkesy...
ShortRound2099: I did enjoy 12 monkeys
ShortRound2099: oh yeah
DigitalSeahorse: is it like that vine of the kitten getting shut out by the cat goes black and white?
hippitybobbity: wow rude
Solipsody: Mike's gotta eat.
TheLastGod51: did you hear theyre planning on doing Blade in marvel
TheMerricat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLfXCkFQtXw if you want to watch La Jetee with english subtitles, no clue about the legality.
TehAmelie: Guillermo Del Toro likes him some Mignola
Solipsody: I was just surprised to learn that Blade II had storyboards. Or a story.
LbxAni: I really want to watch City of Lost Children now
kitsunestudios: The only time I've seen the adaptation done REALLY well was The Maxx
sopranocat: Preach
TXC2: Solipsody Blade 2 is a fine movie
MTGColorPie: Blame The Matrix, that's how they storyboarded
DigitalSeahorse: comics don't have tracking or rack focus instructions
RockPusher: Storyboards are more about the composition than the rendering
Solipsody: @TXC2 You're right. It's perfectly fine.
Mangledpixel: there are more parallels between comics and animated movies
Mangledpixel: lines of action etc
7gorobei: sometimes comic artists are hired to illustrate scripts/storyboards in order to show something to a studio executive to help it get greenlit
TheLastGod51: jace the bodysculptor, in the gym, flirting with vraska
DigitalSeahorse: Tomato...I SMITEN thee!!!
kitsunestudios: There's a fair bit of cross-over between comic artists and cartoon storyboard artists though.
sopranocat: Do it! do it! and yes, wlanuts are evil
TheLastGod51: magic user edge cases sounds like an AMAZING series
sopranocat: walnuts*
DigitalSeahorse: Rhubarb benginBurn benginBurn benginRage
Solipsody: "I thought Detect Evil would be useful... But it's mostly just made me hate feudalism."
Mushbie: "the nut buster"
frnknstn: Detect evil as the glasses from They Live
Laserbeaks_Fury: "It's Flus season again, have you gotten your Cure Light Wounds yet?"
beowuuf: vancian magic applies to anything you say to people (which sadly isn't far off). Like 'i;ve got this great idea for a play' then after telling it, go 'huh'? as you've now effectively forgotten it as you've got it out of your system
RockPusher: Shake Hands with Danger!
DigitalSeahorse: what's this cure Paul speaks of?
Rhynerd: worst case scenario, you'd just need epidemiology just to make sure a disease doesn't spread faster than the local casters have spell slots.
TXC2: "remember: Never Convoke a fire elemental in the Asbestos Factory"
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Rockario: IRL: Cure-alls cure nothing, DND: Cure-alls cure everything
Solipsody: The guy mopping the floor wiping out part of the circle...
sopranocat: I love both, save both!
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MostCallMe__Tim: Saftey PSA's for all the schools
iSmartMan1: YES PLEASE
corran__horn: If you haven't seen the US chemical safety board youtube channel it is incredible.
TheMerricat: but cure light wounds wouldn't cure the flue. you'd need cure disease, or is that part of that fancy 5e that I never got into.
Astra7525: 1960s Style COmpany Orientation videos for DND Magic users?
RomanianMyEscutcheon: unsubscribe Evocation Facts
jnrburga: im going to see the others at pax today hopefully
brainbosh: Pile of goo with wizard hat and wand.
DigitalSeahorse: Shake wands with danger ....but get vaccinated anyway, it's THAT IMPORTANT
Taveena: There's also Focus components.
ritchards: MSDS?
dialMforMara: MSDS D&D
TheLastGod51: Magic user edge cases sounds like a great series guys
strawhatleon: it's not part of 5e either, there's different spells for different situation
Anaerin: ritchards: Materials Safety Data Sheet
beowuuf: material safety data sheet
DigitalSeahorse: WHIMIS D&D
DerDrongo: vocal exercises before excercisims
corran__horn: https://www.youtube.com/user/USCSB would be a good example of the sort of hazard videos
dialMforMara: How do you dispose of used scrolls?
TheSpindash: If you are open to the idea of reading a pitch, I put one together a little while back and never got to share it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iag9MnWNzNqjAKNgKwQLRfYP_nOYJGFXD-kKfRFNwEY/edit?usp=sharing
cheetoJack: Material Safety Data Sheets? basically tells you if something explodes when placed with other things
underscore_underscore: MSD&DS
Mangledpixel: seems very Discworld. Those books have touched on the idea of discarded magical stuff being like toxic waste, leaking dangerous magic into the world
dougma: I have always wondered how verbal only spells do not accidentally occur in nature, they are just vibrations in a substance
drcanonball: unsummoning danger
frozenphoenix7: @dialMforMara The general idea behind scrolls I believe is they consume themselves upon usage.
beowuuf: or what harm it will do when you handle it
EvilBadman: (Green Flames)
Laserbeaks_Fury: two boxes "Sharps" and "Phylacteries"
Anaerin: What's the LD50 on 5,000GP of diamond dust?
TheMerricat: cantrips
Mangledpixel: Cantrips Tips and Tricks
SnowJP: prestidigitastic!
DigitalSeahorse: , and You
corran__horn: Anaerin: it probably causes misotheleoma
LordZarano: Anaerin: something that works every day except Feb 29th will have 99.9336% uptime. That took way too long to figure out
brainbosh: Bixby's hand to scoop poop
Taveena: @dougma You also have to have the Spellcasting class feature - a fighter can say that and not have anything happen.
sopranocat: One about summoned monsters, invading parties, to replace the fire/earthquake and shooter drills
strawhatleon: Also Magic exists but is not that common, most casters are adventurers, not doctors
TXC2: "why you Can't use Tenser's Floating disk to walk your dog"
DigitalSeahorse: :O
o0sk_ren0o: I don't think so.
strawhatleon: so there's still use for Medicine
RockPusher: slytqLewd slytqLewd slytqLewd
red_shoes_jeff: THE ALCHEMIST'S ALMANAC presents...
DoodlestheGreat: "Why don't they look.... WHY don't they look..."
TXC2: TO THE PHB!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Alex pls
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJUDGE lrrHERE lrrFRUMP
kitsunestudios: I always figured it was like using a waldo in a containment box
Psychic_Ketchup: Alex
TheArchitectX: Prestidigitation is a chemical free dry cleaning industry.
TehAmelie: prestidigitation is basically taking every boring or difficult fine motor task and going "a wizard did it". the ksy's the limit
Izandai: slytqLewd
Solipsody: Fireballs In Dusty Environments: Do's & Don'ts
Anaerin: LordZarano: We had a "Guaranteed 48 hour" turnaround on trouble tickets. So we were always within contract.
Forgebold: I can just imagine somebody frantically thrashing a mage hand around in a bathtub.
TehAmelie: sky, too
NathanJay_GA: lrrWOW
SnowJP: Intro to a mail order VHS
InadvisablyTwee: I want to see each of these individually. I think this is a lot of material to mine
Pimptimus_Prime: Learning to interpret the signals from you Mage Hand
xippih: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (3:38 from now).
rustenskurk: Make a full length sketch? (he asked hopefully)
Mangledpixel: the mage hand can pull with a force of 10 pounds. Be careful with that thing
ND_Ericson: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:05.
frozenphoenix7: It's more work, but I kind of like doing 5 different crapshoots personally.
LordZarano: Anaerin: lol, nice
DigitalSeahorse: cleaning alchemy makes you feel suddenly very sterile
jnrburga: cheer100 cheer100
TXC2: Mangledpixel My hand can crush with 140 pounds of force, 10 is nothing
delta__vee: smoking hole in the ground
SnowJP: ETHER!?
iSmartMan1: WOW
MTGColorPie: That's editing!
Psychic_Ketchup: That got dark quick
TheSpindash: "Inside the Magic the Gathering test lab" is what I'm hearing
Rhynerd: dang
sopranocat: Can you imagine those era sex-ed videos for D&D though?
Izandai: holy shit
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Lucien0451: Hah
Skyboss1996: YA HARRR
rendelnep: one of my favorite sketches
Psychic_Ketchup: Loadingreadylabs present
hippitybobbity: someone dusted off the old cinematography degree for that ons
DigitalSeahorse: I remember that! :D
SajuukSjet: Time for some 'Look Around You'
Mangledpixel: mmm.... ether
DigitalSeahorse: either
LordZarano: How to Talk Like a Pirate was my first LRR video
TheArchitectX: Ether? Hardly met her.
red_shoes_jeff: That sounds like one of those Prevent-It safety PSAs
Solipsody: In the Crapshot, it would be boiling Aether.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TXC2: a subpower?
Anaerin: The 80's English PSA - those things were FUCKING TERRIFYING!
madmanoreo: aether?!
beowuuf: 11hrs to lrrl!
corran__horn: Good work cam!
RockPusher: Good work all around lrrAWESOME
tenthtechpriest: no good work for james
Lucien0451: Fantastic work all
corran__horn: beowuuf pardon?
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is awesome writer! :D
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TheSpindash: >_> I'm annoyed I lost track of the time it started. TO THE VOD!!
JudgeKyle: Happy birthday James!
DigitalSeahorse: delta__vee lrrDARK mister165Wave
beowuuf: corran_horn: loading ready run live (LRRL panel) will be shown on the main pax channel on twitch :)
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Izandai: Oh what, I didn't even notice! Thank you RockPusher! lrrHEART
TXC2: RockPusher lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Alex sounds tired. :-P
DigitalSeahorse: :O
NathanJay_GA: "We need more fiber. Fiber, fiber, fiber"
DigitalSeahorse: thanks RockPusher! :D
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
DoodlestheGreat: Rockpusher is going to be one of LRRs first VIP accounts.
yalc321: @LoadingReadyRun You can't just banepost IRL, ALEX
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahhahahhaha
Astra7525: and here I thought he was channeling Werner Herzog
TXC2: it's a lot better if you Pretend that you dont learn Bane is part of the League
DigitalSeahorse: I haven't either
Mangledpixel: it's... fine
Solipsody: It is. I'd say almost as ...fine as Blade II.
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TXC2: the twist really worked for me the first time, but not on rewatch
TXC2: Outlaws
red_shoes_jeff: Lawless?
holidayMD: Now's not the time for fear... That comes later
TheMerricat: Lawless
RockPusher: DoodlestheGreat nah - VIPs should be actual LRR friends who otherwise shouldn't be mods - I'm just regular old rabble and I like it that way lrrAWESOME
beowuuf: littlefinger being the cia guy is a weird realisation
DigitalSeahorse: Flawless :P
red_shoes_jeff: BOOM. No-scoped it!
TXC2: beowuuf kinda fits though
beowuuf: lol
DigitalSeahorse: was that all the subs?
Solipsody: All respect to Tom Hardy for coming up with a different accent for every role he's ever played. Some of them are going to have to be funny.
red_shoes_jeff: "HrMrhrmRhMr..."
TXC2: Tom Hardy is in Black Hawk down
TreeVor84: Tom Hardy was also the young clone of Picard
MTGColorPie: Tom Hardy is in Star Trek Insurrection
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
NathanJay_GA: woo!
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (3:30 from now).
beowuuf: funnie
Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
TXC2: it's not in my subs
DigitalSeahorse: I think someone subbed last
MTGColorPie: Er, Nemesis
RockPusher: It's a good show, as per usual lrrAWESOME lrrHEART
beowuuf: i just check the main video page usually
TheMerricat: I'm all for replacing American Thanksgiving with the new Canadian one.
LoadingReadyRun: all subs accounted for
Anaerin: Yeah, That episode in particular is not showing in my sub feed.
lare291: Nowadays even the bell doesn't work, apparently
cheetoJack: the Panalysts didn't show up, all the other LRR videos have
DigitalSeahorse: kk
Riandisa: Even with the bell it doesn't always tell you
Solipsody: Happy Canamas, everyone!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (3:29 from now).
Lucien0451: Using RSS works for me
corran__horn: Do send in some feedback if you didn't get notified about the new panalysts
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, I was PISSED that YouTube screwed that up.
Astra7525: PSA: If you want to not miss any upload, you can still get an RSS Feed that usually has everything accounted for: https://www.youtube.com/subscription_manager
corran__horn: (feedback to youtube)
Kumakaori: Can Lander tonight. hokay. I was almost hype for winston draft w/ peoples gone o3o;;.
red_shoes_jeff: *Pippin voice* "What about SECOND Thanksgiving?"
Gizmoloid: For me LRR always shows up in Subscriptions, but notification bell often doesn't work.
TXC2: !clips
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frozenphoenix7: Smoke Cream Everyday
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
beowuuf: thanks!
TXC2: !discord
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Randy Savage was great
DigitalSeahorse: Selfie "Come to this location and fight me."
red_shoes_jeff: bai
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream
Rockario: !next
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Rhynerd: have a good one!~
Solipsody: So long. Conjure safely, everyone.
DigitalSeahorse: allenHeart katesThank katesHug2
Mangledpixel: the cream will rise! https://media.giphy.com/media/DtLEOehAWfwiY/giphy.gif
CompletelyUnsure: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week, Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (3:25 from now).
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