tipulsar85: !card Star of Extinction
LRRbot: Star of Extinction [5RR] | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Star of Extinction deals 20 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.
NotCainNorAbel: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Cosmophony) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
Alephred: Hello Chat.
TehAmelie: sup
Alephred: Just here for my weekly dose of Rhythm Tuesday.
TehAmelie: sort of a rhythm on its own eh
Lithobraker: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Cosmophony) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (6s ago).
Lithobraker: LATE!
Lithobraker: :P
chickenace11: I here to see how Hodor lies to us tonight
TehAmelie: welp, we missed a beat
SAJewers: so, when does the 4PM PDT stream start Kappa
killerpommes: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Cosmophony) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
DarkMorford: Right NOW
killerpommes: :D
chickenace11: ADS
TehAmelie: close enough for rock and roll!
killerpommes: just checking. stupid timezones and stuff
EricTheOrange: Hi hi hi~
chickenace11: just googled the game looks interesting
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D1cey1: Everytime!
azureHaights: lrrSPOOP
wildpeaks: lrrSPOOP
AntiCrepuscular: Hello!
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Shadowmoor: Heyo!
chickenace11: Let the lies start right away
TehAmelie: hello H and I
angryoptimist: Hello Ian and Heather.
EricTheOrange: hi
AntiCrepuscular: I have hot chocolate! lrrAWESOME
Sektor88: o:
mahpete_: I've just got ramen over here
chickenace11: It's a cafe of lies.
wildpeaks: meta²
FarleyF: BRB getting water
D1cey1: Sure! We'll go with that
TehAmelie: it's multilateral engagement or something
tipulsar85: I feel Sane!
angryoptimist: :D
AntiCrepuscular: Cosmoline?
Ignatiuspants: hi, everybody! I'm glad I could watch this stream live
emonotony: I think this stream might be moving a bit fast?
AntiCrepuscular: run it back :D
chickenace11: hi
Sektor88: O:
angryoptimist: lrrFINE
angryoptimist: :D
wildpeaks: now with extra engagement
TehAmelie: Cosmopolis? boy that was a strange movie
mahpete_: do I remember cosmo-something coming up here before?
VoidByAnyOtherName: cosmophony? wandaphony?
angryoptimist: Yep, and stuff like this is why this is my favorite stream. :D
TehAmelie: all play and no work!
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emonotony: Ian are you familiar with Robotnik's canon theme, Wrapped In Black?
AntiCrepuscular: title screen loud
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Rhythm Cafe, right now! 🎦 Playing Cosmophony | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqoYc4EU8AAjsKl.jpg
azureHaights: MAWP
TehAmelie: i can hear the cosmos!
angryoptimist: SURE CAN
VoidByAnyOtherName: yes, we can hear
Iciilix: yup
wildpeaks: very loud and clear, yes :D
GDwarf: We can hear you far too much, game
bigbradley1974: what up
chickenace11: how much do you know about this game lrr folk
SAJewers: mawp
EricTheOrange: still quite loud
VoidByAnyOtherName: hey listen
tipulsar85: My neighborhood can hear you!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Hodor Ian and chat
SAJewers: still sounds like it's clipping
angryoptimist: Uh oh?
wildpeaks: that's their first mistake
TehAmelie: my god, it's full of beats
VoidByAnyOtherName: are those key caps
emonotony: My god it's full of Katamari
wildpeaks: welp, we broke the Universe
angryoptimist: The killing game never ends, Heather! Kappa
TimeToFry: That's just what he normally sounds like
ShadeofHades: Wake me up?
TehAmelie: is the lady rotating clockwise or counter? Kappa
AntiCrepuscular: DEEP LORE
angryoptimist: @ShadeofHades Can't wake up. Kappa
DarkMorford: Make the impossible possible! Just like Kaito!
emonotony: "I'm trapped in here until someone does my job better!" - Ian, now
buckminst: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the universe?!
Iciilix: Well, not if it's impossible.
TehAmelie: ma'am, your heart is a space invader
wildpeaks: considering we broke the universe, it's probably not a good idea to entrust us to bring back the harmony
angryoptimist: @DarkMorford Kill everyone and get a shitload of money, just like Kaito! Kappa
VoidByAnyOtherName: destwony?
FarleyF: Are you a bad enough dude to restore the universe lrrBEEJ
emonotony: Are you a bad enough dude to have backups of the universe?
GDwarf: Jaxis!
TehAmelie: TFW your hair is flying in the solar winds
TimeToFry: I will be calling it the Jaxis from now on thank you
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Shoot the mans with your bullets.
angryoptimist: This universe-god lady has a weirdly shaped head. Kappa
AntiCrepuscular: so you only need left, right and fire (space or up)
chickenace11: LRR has only had a positive out come on my universe
ceLaguna: dogClimax I require more cowbell! dogClimax
EricTheOrange: Fire TV? can I play it on my Roku?
azureHaights: The five fundamental colors of music.... whitenoise... blues... black metal... red dirt... and, um, green.
VoidByAnyOtherName: what is that logo
AntiCrepuscular: what's Ian drinking?
TehAmelie: DJ Salaryman is my One Punch Man superhero alias
angryoptimist: I'm choosing to imagine the flowing hair as a hideously deformed duck bill.
TehAmelie: a duck bill just writhing with parasites
AntiCrepuscular: EZ game EZ life
mahpete_: @angryoptimist I wasn't picturing that, but now I am and I hate it
chickenace11: this reminds me of that car game that you played once
Iciilix: So if it's each hit, when you get hit twice you get double death'd?
GDwarf: Pin6 Bounce, clearly
angryoptimist: @mahpete_ I'm sorry. (I'm not really very sorry at all, but I probably should be?)
EricTheOrange: @TehAmelie that sounds like something from CaH
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Why does the inside of the banana have teeth?
TehAmelie: this is definitely charting new realms in the field of abstract graphics
VoidByAnyOtherName: buttnano?
AntiCrepuscular: Hodor's House of Lies returns at last :D
Dared00: can you move the cursor?
VantaBeige: bananobot?
DarkMorford: What if you're a very tiny bear with a video camera?
AntiCrepuscular: oh yeah, the pointer doesn't hide itself...
angryoptimist: "Please find me"? Have we... found that guy's wife finally?
ceLaguna: Have you heard of osu and audiosurf? Might be something to try out
VoidByAnyOtherName: what even are you supposed to be
mahpete_: the woman's heart, I think?
emonotony: ceLaguna The stream's tagged "Rhythm games that's not OSU" half the time
GDwarf: We are the squares that are traversing the waves to create a new universe, apparently
TehAmelie: sort of halfway between those games with just charts and symbols and the ones with objects representing physical phenomena
EricTheOrange: this feels more like an endless runner than a rhythm game
AntiCrepuscular: This lets you move/shoot off beat, but later you'll need to be on beat or you just can't keep up
VoidByAnyOtherName: do you die if you miss an enemy?
AntiCrepuscular: VoidByAnyOtherName if it hits you, yes
AntiCrepuscular: not if you dodge it
emonotony: GDwarf The missing piece of qft - we're dealing with squares
angryoptimist: I'm certain now: "Please find me"--this is what the FIND MY WIFE song was about.
VoidByAnyOtherName: why is there weird black smoke stuff
TehAmelie: ah, the square quark
angryoptimist: @VoidByAnyOtherName Universe needs a tuneup, I guess?
emonotony: Quarks are just manifestations of the field, these are the smaller particles that make up the qf
TehAmelie: aw man i bet the universe is harder to tune than a grand piano
AntiCrepuscular: VoidByAnyOtherName that's just background video to distract you ;)
TehAmelie: are we saying the player character is a unit of quantum foam?
DarkMorford: Heather, did you know that the map loops?
emonotony: Yes, but a square quantum... of a quantum field!
AntiCrepuscular: noooo!
wchargreaves: nuuu
AntiCrepuscular: Hodor scourge of triangles!
TehAmelie: it would be pretty hardcore to assault the third dimension from the second dimension
emonotony: This is what the Pentagon was built to do.
angryoptimist: I've heard about Flatland, but never actually seen it.
AntiCrepuscular: Last week was a rich vein of clips for the highlight reel :D
angryoptimist: I'm sorry to have missed it.
Solipsody: Bit sexist, though.
chickenace11: is it a strategy to just avoid the triangles and just go for the getting through
AntiCrepuscular: The good news is that the curve is *really* good (no sudden jumps)
AntiCrepuscular: But it gets hard
TehAmelie: huh, i assumed Flatland had never been filmed but apparently my figure was off by at least three
Tiber727: I thought you meant "grading" as in the slope of a hill.
emonotony: I've been making myself a winter cloak. Making lasting seams takes bloody forever compared to stapling.
AntiCrepuscular: we're learning :D
TehAmelie: idea: change the difficulty level in this game just by changing the angle of view
Seeric: This game seems neat so far. My only concern is that needing to restart from the beginning after a single miss is awfully harsh given the length of the level.
EricTheOrange: As we know true knickerists staple their underware
angryoptimist: As far as super expensive clothes go, the most impressive/expensive thing I ever heard about were the woven metal (titanium, I think?) gloves they made for spacesuits.
SAJewers: didn't james/paul make those underwear using staples too?
chickenace11: Paul and James also know about staples from that time they made underwear
angryoptimist: Textile/garment company--so it was proper sewing and everything.
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FoxFyr: What should I name this sub baby?
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SAJewers: coming soon to ttsf: heather makes a costume for lrr :P
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TehAmelie: well, now we know you don't have to shoot the mans to pass
AntiCrepuscular: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: your universe is in another castle
Solipsody: Staples actually can be a good alternative to pinning before you sew, sometimes.
AlonsoSwift: hello trapezoid lady
chickenace11: ah what
Nicarrow: hi all
chickenace11: do we at least get a polyhedron ship
angryoptimist: I thought she was already dead?
IAmNotAshKetchum: why does she wanna die though?
RatekStormcrow: Housing market must be baaad there
angryoptimist: You just have to kill the dead person who can't be alive?
TehAmelie: it does seem like the ending just launched itself at us withr ockets
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emonotony: Forty points?
MrQBear: @IAmNotAshKetchum I believe the story is she messed up the universe, and the only way to fix it is to kill her and take her place as guardian of the universe and fix it?
angryoptimist: Huh. Well, that answers your question, IAmNotAshKetchum.
HesGotNoPants: this one is gonna get trippy
AntiCrepuscular: ^
AntiCrepuscular: can confirm
Silver_Aurae: its actually a square frustrum
Solipsody: So this is a gnostic rhythm shooter?
IAmNotAshKetchum: Thank you @MrQBear
EricTheOrange: wait why is she saying she doesn't want to die, right after she asked us to kill her
Seeric: Maybe the trapezoid was talking to us
MrQBear: Because Finality is terrifying, or she's gone mad? I wanna know why we gotta shoot these triangles. what have THEY done?
Tiber727: "Wouldn't it look so great if this part of the outfit defied gravity?"
TehAmelie: i don't like it when the game enemies tell me "i don't want to die, go away"
tuckamanian: this is rough
emonotony: Gravity? Try fluid dynamics!
angryoptimist: The music is nice and the visuals are neat.
tuckamanian: the real thing is going to be hell
Telnaior: @MrQBear because hexagons > triangles
angryoptimist: Looks like a steep difficulty curve, though.
Solipsody: Costume designer = architect. They can draw a pretty thing and they don't worry their pretty heads about how the rest of us are going to make it happen.
tipulsar85: The message feels like the end of the tenth doctor.
chickenace11: what would this look like if you changed the difficultly? would you move slower
MrQBear: @Telnaior That makes sense. I think? ' -'b
Telnaior: the steam page says "the difficulty curve, while gradual, is still very hard"
emonotony: I'm making the cloak from scratch and making sure it's comfortable. It takes a fair amount of work
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrSPOOP
Milambus: more Tsundere AI
tuckamanian: well she said you would have to kill her to take her place, she didn't say she wanted to die right?
DarkMorford: But Heather, if you kill them you'll just be giving the audience what they want! The game won't end that way! Kappa
HesGotNoPants: I see why her friends forgot this bi polar chick
emonotony: Kiiinda insensitive and a really bad misunderstanding of the terms you're using there?
Sarah_Serinde: Can we not imply that bipolar people are bad friends though
AntiCrepuscular: :D
EricTheOrange: why fish
chickenace11: this is the level on there steam page
ArcOfTheConclave: "Are we the baddies?"
Seeric: The look of this game makes me thing of a 3D version of Soundodger even though the gameplay is very different.
HesGotNoPants: called it trippy
Telnaior: NotLikeThis
tuckamanian: bravo
chickenace11: is this a deleted scene from 2001 a space odyssey
HisEvilDomain: I imagine this is the videogame played by the pilots in wipeout
angryoptimist: It's like everyone says--the quick reset is vital for games like these.
TehAmelie: you should have seen the intro
emonotony: chickenace11 It's full of blood!
GDwarf: Wait, why goldfish?
tipulsar85: So beta version with no sound, but more loading...
Solipsody: You know, you could probably put the VOD of this game behind any episode of Kathleen's Brave New Faves and it would work even though the music is completely different.
Tiber727: I would've preferred a rhythm bistro.
TehAmelie: i wanna see it
angryoptimist: I feel like the images probably "mean" something, but they probably don't?
chickenace11: the cafe can double a club. but a mild club for people like me who don't like clubs
Taveena: It's hard to resist the memes.
Solipsody: @angryoptimist They "mean" something, but maybe they don't MEAN anything?
GDwarf: I think the source is Alex, and I think it was...Dark Souls?
TehAmelie: having seven different positions to match is a few too many imo
chickenace11: i think it started in a CH
GDwarf: Back when the chat delay was 30+ seconds
GDwarf: And people would just say "go left" despite it being 30 seconds too late
Sektor88: started in dark souls
TheMoatman: Even earlier, IDDQDerp
emonotony: not in Desert Bus?
angryoptimist: And it got codfied in an Feed Dump, too.
HesGotNoPants: the goldfish represent the finality of the lady's life
SydPreviouslyHeadache: go left 30 seconds ago
angryoptimist: "Go left" and "context-free 'No.'".
aWabbajack: like praise the sun meme
SydPreviouslyHeadache: also, Hello and thank you Matt
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think "go left" was Alex's example of what was unhelpful, it wasn't the specific thing that chat was saying. There was a lot of different advice
aWabbajack: "Praise the suuun!"
Solipsody: Whoa!
Sarah_Serinde: So "go left" just became the shorthand for unhelpful advice
Solipsody: Did Matt just glitch in for everyone else, or did he walk there?
Milambus: !advice
LRRbot: The train tunnel is for trains, not for Serge.
Sarah_Serinde: Chanting "left! left! left!" is the DB thing because that's usually how we crashed the bus at the end
Telnaior: to be fair, my mind constantly thinks "you
chickenace11: or when your responding to something in chat and the streamer thinks you are talking about something they just did
TheMoatman: Happy 4th anniversary of Too Many Cooks!
Telnaior: "you can go over the top of the tube in Sonic 2, why not here?"
ArcOfTheConclave: Go correct.
tipulsar85: !badadvice
LRRbot: You should always trust things that feel good.
TehAmelie: !findquote right
LRRbot: Quote #1509: "I thought I was doing the right thing... turns out I was just a bucket of faeces." —Beej [2016-01-11]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh that reminds me if you try to use the Train Tunnel as Serge, you'll lose your pants
Sarah_Serinde: Unrelated but this thing I'm filling in failed to save a bunch of stuff and now I have to do it again, whee
PendelSteven: 'Ello
PendelSteven: I'm :( just after a half year a use my headphones broke
PendelSteven: I just picked it up and ... break
emonotony: PendelSteven No warranty huh?
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HisEvilDomain: it was meant to be seen at 4 am on adult swim randomly between shows to confuse stoners, like their special infomercials
emonotony: Physically broken, or just no audio?
angryoptimist: Whoa, that certainly got intense...
PendelSteven: @emonotony I sure hope I have!
PendelSteven: Tuesday back to the store
Sarah_Serinde: I hit "save and continue" and it took me to a new screen where no buttons would work, went back to the page again and stuff wasn't saved. Sigh
Theycallmejokke: I don't remember space invaders having such a solid sound track
AntiCrepuscular: I think it just bumps you to practice, I'm afraid
AntiCrepuscular: yeah
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde Ugh. I hate online-only forms.
TehAmelie: i liked how Devil May Cry would offer that only once. and then that save would be stuck in easy baby mode forever
chickenace11: need help here let me make you color blind
AntiCrepuscular: you can at least skip forward to the bit you were having trouble with in practice
Drazoth: yay, finished my online excel quizes! now i just have to do the english one.....
angryoptimist: They're just a DJ for fun, you know.
angryoptimist: It's a hobby.
TheMerricat: Just joined chat, is this the Rhythm Cafe version of Gene Wilder's version of Willy Wonka's Tunnel?
Milambus: except its some 20 year old white kid cos playing that salaryman
AntiCrepuscular: Funnily enough Salaryman is a French DJ from Marseille!
angryoptimist: @TheMerricat Yes.
MrQBear: You ask them if they would ever consider doing it as a job, and they're very polite, "no, i could never leave my company, they need me."
emonotony: TheMerricat I don't think there's any earthly way of knowing
HisEvilDomain: not enough screaming children
TheMerricat: They certainly show no signs of slowing.
angryoptimist: ONE TRAAAAAACK
TehAmelie: "salaryman" is such a descriptive job title. what do you do for a living? oh i work. the purpose of my work is to get me paid. yay capitalism.
AntiCrepuscular: gnnnnn :(
Telnaior: noooooooooooo
emonotony: Shoulda gone left
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Who doesn't feel like that at some point?
VoidByAnyOtherName: i mean, is he drunk salaryman?
HesGotNoPants: @loadingreadyrun if you see the water drop that means triangle if you haven't connected that, if you have then I'm just slow
SquareDotCube: Also, as in tradition, he met Kazuma Kiryu once when he was being hassled by a bunch of ruffians
chickenace11: and his bank account
mahpete_: I keep hearing DJ salad man. I wonder what he's like?
VoidByAnyOtherName: dem infarction beatz
emonotony: The beats he plays are reliable and stable, unlike those of his heart
angryoptimist: lrrJUDGE
SquareDotCube: also not related to Salad Fingers
AntiCrepuscular: :D
VoidByAnyOtherName: vinegrette beats
ShadeofHades: Those juicy beets
djcaptainnacho: Hi guys! I've never watched this stream before. I feel like my name is appropriate for the convo right now
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Had he resolved his feud with DJ Celeryman?
AntiCrepuscular: *newton's cradling intensifies*
AntiCrepuscular: ooof
Telnaior: oof
Solipsody: He's scratching records with a lettuce spinner?
emonotony: Dread_Pirate_Westley Only after the bypass
TehAmelie: 83%? that sounds fake
Telnaior: also isn't that the same fail sound as osu
AntiCrepuscular: DJ captain achoo :D
Taveena: A DJustice League
TehAmelie: DJ Aquaman
VoidByAnyOtherName: is this the dj extended universe
emonotony: Doing X in the world
aWabbajack: DJ Tanner
Rurrythe_blind: The league of extraordinary beats
Milambus: eldist, yes
TheMerricat: which dj has to be aquaman?
aWabbajack: the older sister
Xed_Regulus: DJ was one of the daughters
Sarah_Serinde: Ok good the dumb form advanced properly this time
TehAmelie: kind of impressive we managed to shoot the triangle behind the one we crashed into
TheMoatman: Mary-Ashley and Kate
aWabbajack: everyone put your hands up for DJ Tanner, we have a full house!
FireBasilisk53: what was the friend's name?
MrQBear: DJSalaryman sometimes, if he's had a few drinks before hitting the stage, introduces himself as DJWageslave and then wakes up the next morning hoping that nobody he knows heard him?
angryoptimist: Old sitcoms don't generally hold up.
Nightvalien28: friends did not age well and it wasn't that great
AlonsoSwift: It's certainly not as rich of a well as Evangelion, that's for sure :P
Telnaior: BibleThump
SquareDotCube: I feel like Home Improvement is important in terms of 90s consumerism
emonotony: Nobody told them the future was gonna go this way
GDwarf: So, the plot of this game is that the universe ended, and god(?) asked us, her heart, to traverse the waves to create a new one, but then revealed that the final step was to kill her and now she's trying to kill us so that we don't do that?
TheMerricat: the only thing people need to know about Full house is it convinced a generation that Bob Saget wasn't blue as a smurf and it gave us the Olsen twins.
TheMoatman: I watched some of the first season of How I Met Your Mother last week and it was *shockingly* good
SquareDotCube: not as much as in cultural TV shows
GDwarf: So, uh, why did she send us out in the first place?
TheMoatman: Like, I actually laughed sometimes
aWabbajack: Growing pains
emonotony: AlonsoSwift Congratulations!
Nightvalien28: get in the eva will
emonotony: Everyone give him a congratulations
Sektor88: the frogger ep tho
AlonsoSwift: @emonotony *her, despite the name
Solipsody: @TheMoatman Just pretend it ended three seasons in.
MrQBear: Dj Sitcom spins songs made entirely from samples from tv show openings?
emonotony: AlonsoSwift Sorry. Congratulations, anyway!
angryoptimist: @Nightvalien28 I would watch that so fucking hard.
SquareDotCube: Will & Grace, however...
Nightvalien28: angryoptimist right
Milambus: No, Jaden Smith was probbaly the first to compage Fresh Prince and Eva
aWabbajack: Sienfield jokes got a guy fired from work
aWabbajack: the one about the girl's name
TehAmelie: Spin City holds up better, you know, at least the Michael J Fox years
aWabbajack: but it was the guy's fault for telling the joke at work
GDwarf: I mean, Friends never reflected NYC lifestyle, to my understanding
TheMoatman: YEAH!
AntiCrepuscular: lrrHORN
Nightvalien28: nailed it
Telnaior: GG
IAmNotAshKetchum: yay!
Talin06: Friends was never good imo
angryoptimist: GG
ShadeofHades: lrrGOAT there
chickenace11: i'll miss the red room
angryoptimist: F
TheMerricat: cheer150 Congrats! cheer150
VoidByAnyOtherName: lrrAWESOME
tipulsar85: Try watching 60's topical humor, talk about all the jokes of incoming President Nixon.
emonotony: 43 points of acid attack!
GDwarf: We...we killed god, why is she still here?
AntiCrepuscular: oh boy, prepare to get difficulty walled hard
SquareDotCube: Where there's fire, there's funk
angryoptimist: Wow, lots going on there.
Telnaior: straight onto normal?
AlonsoSwift: So, do you need to destroy a certain percent of triangles?
AntiCrepuscular: nah
GDwarf: It seems more like a difficulty staircase
VoidByAnyOtherName: have they played super hexagon?
PendelSteven: So now I'm listening on my 'outside' headphones
angryoptimist: The difficulty curve on this game looks like a sheer cliff to me.
mtcuddles1: Question: Is rhythm cafe intended to take away some of the habit of perfectionism that surrounds rhythm games?
AntiCrepuscular: it's just get 100% of the triangles for an extra star
chickenace11: I think more like a difficulty escalator
EricTheOrange: They do Ian, just really slowly
Milambus: yea, agree @GDwarf the curve seems at the right angle... just not many level
ritchards: Hodor and Ian, have you played Guitar Hero and similar on this stream?
HisEvilDomain: I think a slightly longer perspective, where you have more time to see upcoming blocks would help soooo much
AlonsoSwift: Yeah, there's only so much stream value you can get out of Super Hexagon IMO, and that amount is... Low
AntiCrepuscular: *secrets*
Dared00: Super Hexagon? Oh, you mean the Game Over Game.
kinkerbelle: Woah, it's that one atari game!
AntiCrepuscular: ah, not secrets :)
kinkerbelle: Tempest! That's the one.
emonotony: Dared00 GAME OVER. BEGIN. GAME OVER. BEGIN.
AntiCrepuscular: So this is the point where you need to be trying to move on the beat
HisEvilDomain: why does practice zone kill, how is it helping you learn the track?
AlonsoSwift: Oh, that sounds like... A thing.
tipulsar85: What did you think of Beat Hazard 1?
ArcOfTheConclave: Athoritay?
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun that reminds me, where do we submit Rhythm games. I've seen a few come up on the switch.
AlonsoSwift: TEETH?
angryoptimist: Teeth?
Taveena: That's a good quote
angryoptimist: Teeth
Telnaior: TEETH
angryoptimist: TEETH
Taveena: Teeth...
AntiCrepuscular: Teeth... why'd it have to be teeth!
emonotony: "Look at those pulsating teeth in this bananamouth" - Heather
AlonsoSwift: TEETH MILK
mahpete_: imagine a banana the loops around into a loop. how would you eat that?
angryoptimist: As long as we're not making meat with our teeth. Kappa
emonotony: mahpete_ So a plantain donut?
VoidByAnyOtherName: wtf is teeth milk
Dared00: @mahpete_ a banana donut! :D
kinkerbelle: Wait lrr has forums?
DarkMorford: angryoptimist, what about extreme meat magic?
AlonsoSwift: @VoidByAnyOtherName Check out episode 25 of The Panalysts
emonotony: kinkerbelle LRR even has a website
GDwarf: I'm always staggered by just how much minutia is in the wiki. It's very impressive.
Sarah_Serinde: !rhythm
AntiCrepuscular: yuuuup
Sarah_Serinde: There, now we have that :)
Telnaior: uh oh
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
AntiCrepuscular: Thanks Sarah!
GDwarf: That sudden speed up is some hot nonsense
angryoptimist: lrrHEART Mods
AntiCrepuscular: Also since I don't say this enough, thanks Mods!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART slytqHeart chat
Telnaior: yes, counting out the rhythm!
emonotony: Ian you need to change the sound you do every attempt
tipulsar85: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
EricTheOrange: OK I did a submission
pale_bunny: slytqHi
emonotony: I want to see the post-patapon sounds
AlonsoSwift: With Rhythm Heaven, I start doing that after, like, .2 seconds
angryoptimist: Hi pale_bunny
chickenace11: what happens if this game breaks Ian
emonotony: AlonsoSwift With Super Hexagon GAME OVER
AntiCrepuscular: Are you using the analog stick to move? It might be easier with buttons to double tap precisely
Tiber727: My dog is now barking in response to the music.
AntiCrepuscular: triggers or bumpers... or KB
HesGotNoPants: @chickenace11 his essence will merge with phanta-beige
AntiCrepuscular: Please only click on the beat Ian ;p
Solipsody: It does seem like this would require a greater degree of precision than a lot of gaming controllers really deliver.
EricTheOrange: Propper clicky keyboards are so satisfying
pale_bunny: hi angryoptimist
emonotony: I knew we needed a click so we put in a click...
Drazoth: got through that quiz. god i hate english courses. especially since this one is only about essay writing
HisEvilDomain: acid house is a kind of ASMR... probably
chickenace11: the keyboard is adding another level to it
DrWreckage: This game feels like it's arbitrary, like the shapes don't correspond to the beat
AntiCrepuscular: Muscle memory and picking a route and sticking to it :)
emonotony: Hey Heather do you have a tambourine in props for this?
angryoptimist: Mechanical keyswitch ASMR probably exists, knowing the mech keyboard community.
PendelSteven: more than an half hour has passed and I'm still ... disappointed... angry.. you know
Nightvalien28: we like you, you nerds
PendelSteven: Why now?
chickenace11: I love Rhythm cafe because it has talking, Music and a chill chat
Telnaior: muxy100 I would watch Rhythm Cafe more but it's really dangerous for my budget...
angryoptimist: lrrHEART Rhythm Cafe
tipulsar85: Texas Ins
PendelSteven: I mean, tomorrow the store where I bought it isn't open (or well that's today in Europe)
Ignatiuspants: Rhythm Cafe has been my favorite thing on this channel from the moment I first saw it until Dice Friends started!
TehAmelie: hey, you're always here making our sundays brighter and stuff
chickenace11: the bits are not showing up.
FoxFyr: Oh god my child is a clone. My life is anime
chickenace11: oh that explains a lot.
emonotony: Seussphone?
Dared00: Okay, so did Twitch change the mobile app codec recently or something? Because it looks like butt even on 1080p and audio breaks once in a while.
emonotony: Dared00 Twitch has been a butt as of late
angryoptimist: @Dared00 They made low latency default in the last while--maybe try toggling that off?
Mr_sandmens: have they ever played Mad Maestro
angryoptimist: Otherwise.... probably? They're always fiddling with it.
angryoptimist: And, as any programmer will tell you: constant attempts to improve/change = constant introductions of new bugs.
emonotony: Any code undergoes c decay where the functionality degrades to bugs.
angryoptimist: I don't know if it's on mobile, but on desktop it's under "advanced"--and the option is to turn it off rather than on.
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Dared00: Yeah, no, I have no problem with desktop, everything works fine there.
Dared00: Oh well, it's not unbearably bad.
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Solipsody: @emonotony I'll have you know the speed of light in my code has never changed once.
TehAmelie: ha, this has been intense. didn't even see the email notification for the stream until now
emonotony: How do you measure it?
PendelSteven: Well, please help me to make me happy
tyrsredritehand: Remember to account for electrical resistance of copper.
TehAmelie: multitasking!
Rhynerd: I seem to have arrived during a break.
chickenace11: Hey chat my anime club has a new mascot we are trying to name it got any ideas?
PendelSteven: Indeed
Rhynerd: What does the mascot look like?
VoidByAnyOtherName: what's the new mascot?
emonotony: Rhynerd Nah Ian is just pressing the ad screen button to change them on time
chickenace11: the new mascot is a Tanooki
tyrsredritehand: Playing to 3:33
emonotony: Belch?
emberBecky: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:12:54.
VoidByAnyOtherName: name it Diz
Rhynerd: I'm half tempted to suggest Shuffle as a name.
tyrsredritehand: Rocket
emonotony: Neruudo?
chickenace11: well shuffle would work because we also play board game there
emonotony: Are straight up crapshot references too inside?
chickenace11: nobody else would get the joke
angryoptimist: Not here, probably?
D1cey1: Until Ian improves
Nightvalien28: this is your home
Solipsody: New shirt design?
angryoptimist: lrrHERE
AlonsoSwift: Heather how dare you
kinkerbelle: Hold on Ian was a Dangonronpa?
jadedcynic: Ian, this IS 'home'...forever...
D1cey1: This is Rhythm Quest
ArcOfTheConclave: how WAS roadquest?
DarkMorford: You're fictional characters!
tipulsar85: Ian streams until Desert Bus!
emonotony: Is chatting with Matt matting?
TacitusVigil: Ian, wake up. You're asleep. This is the part of your brain telling you to wake up. lrrBEEJ
jadedcynic: ♫You can check out any time you like// but you can't never leave!♫
Kumakaori: holy cow this is brutal.
Solipsody: Would it help to make up lyrics?
chickenace11: Hodor and or Ian what would you name a tanooki mascot?
Rhynerd: I got Shuffle from Qwerpline, but I'm amused and a bit happy that it could work as a name.
chickenace11: a mascot that is a tanooki
chickenace11: an anime and board game club
Rhynerd: A tanooki that's the mascot for an anime club that also does board games.
tipulsar85: Anime & Gaming
ArcOfTheConclave: Tony the Tiger Tanuki?
AntiCrepuscular: good answer!
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
Kumakaori: uchouten kazoku :D!
AntiCrepuscular: lrrHORN / 2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh i just knew of one of the parodius games had a bit about Tanooki with large balls
Bionull: Eccentric Family is pretty great.
emonotony: chickenace11 "Mort", for the worst reference?
chickenace11: this is better then boaty mcboatface
emonotony: (the reference is to Gunshow's Anime Club)
kinkerbelle: That's okay, because the monogatari plot doesn't matter.
AntiCrepuscular: Ian found a route that works :)
Sektor88: Nice.
tyrsredritehand: Trevor the Trash panda?
Sektor88: As far as anime goes, been enjoying SSSS Gridman this season.
chickenace11: I'm going to go with shuffle.
tipulsar85: Take your time, hodor. No burnout needed.
emonotony: tipulsar85 Burnout Paradise Remastered is p great tho?
tipulsar85: Time to bus things up!
misskale: Remain indoors
Sektor88: VST is fretting over "the event" too.
Solipsody: @chickenace11 Does Shuffle carry a deck of cards?
kinkerbelle: Haha, nothing gets done during The Event.
emonotony: "the event" in the case of Mitchell being "the referendum"
Plaicoson: man this game looks tough
chickenace11: final design has not been done
angryoptimist: You guys have fairly beefy machines, so I'm surprised to hear that the rendering/exporting life is still slow in this day and age.
tipulsar85: !goodadvice
angryoptimist: Well, if I had a million dollars, I'd probably send you guys one of those shiny new Threadrippers or something.
Bladinus: TEETH
CrazymattCaptain: TEETH
emonotony: In games, much as in life, you always get to start over
angryoptimist: TEETH
thundershot879: TEETH
phorrestgaze: TEETH
TacitusVigil: DENTURES
tyrsredritehand: Dragon's Teeth!
Phailhammer: TEETH lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
AlonsoSwift: Come on down to Hodor's House of TEETH
AntiCrepuscular: If you get through this level you have TEETH TRAINS to look forward to :D
tipulsar85: lrrCREEPL lrrSIGNAL lrrCREEPR
VantaBeige: Teeth trains?
emonotony: Is the genre of this Hubris & Teeth?
EricTheOrange: can games have 1 hit more than 1 kill?
TacitusVigil: Dark Souls, probably.
emonotony: EricTheOrange Yeah, it can re-kill you in spawn
VantaBeige: ZOOM
angryoptimist: Speed-change in rhythm games is kinda evil, isn't it?
Lysander_Gustav: This makes me think of a 3-d Hexagon
AntiCrepuscular: oh nooo
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AntiCrepuscular: LRR literal actual giants
Sarah_Serinde: I think Heather is about my size? And I consider myself fairly short even outside of the context of LRR :P
tipulsar85: No, your average!
kinkerbelle: LRR is just very unlikely tall
Sarah_Serinde: I met Heather and it was oh hey, someone in this office who's my height! :D
phorrestgaze: in college i was the short one at 6'
BlindProphet32: I'm 5'6" and in high school all my friends except one were all 6'2"+ . I know those feels
chickenace11: the chairs are great equalizers Hodor
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
VantaBeige: I'm 5'9" and a lot of people I work with are 6'0" and above. Its not fun
Sarah_Serinde: I'm about 5"3'
TacitusVigil: *not actually legal
D1cey1: "only"
emonotony: Or like Super Hexagon, with its playtime of 6 minutes.
chickenace11: put it into the " In case of bad game play me bin"
Sarah_Serinde: Eh, it's harder when you're streaming and chatting
AntiCrepuscular: 2 hours = lies
angryoptimist: Maybe if you're a combat cyborg?
Solipsody: It's average the same way the height of other LRR members is average: Not really.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes, that clip :D
emonotony: angryoptimist We're not optimized for video games, we're optimized for situational awareness
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
tipulsar85: For example, Beat Hazard 1 & 2 is as long as you want!
Sarah_Serinde: Rhythm skills!
angryoptimist: @emonotony IIRC, you're not a Motoko Kusanagi?
Taveena: Open Your Brain To The Train
chickenace11: close brain = more trains
AntiCrepuscular: FROOT FROOT
Nightvalien28: heather's brain has left the station
angryoptimist: @emonotony More, like, a civilian cyborg?
angryoptimist: FROOT FROOT
emonotony: angryoptimist Technically a soldier?
AlonsoSwift: Trainsformers?
tyrsredritehand: An open mind is like a fortress with the gates unbarred.
FarleyF: OK that's got to go into the highlights reel
TacitusVigil: What about that Doc Brown train?
e_bloc: cheer115 can't stand up with that attitude
ACExtravaganza: I don't normally watch this stream. Rythm Cafe is weird
kinkerbelle: What if you give them legs, but like, the legs still end in wheels instead of feet?
misskale: I had a GoBot that was a train >_>
angryoptimist: @emonotony Ah, well, I sprawl corrected, then.
tipulsar85: Feet for days!
VantaBeige: Fintstones Train?
AntiCrepuscular: the locomotive centipede?
NomenNeminis: Oh, nice! I tuned in in time for the goofy part of Rhythm Cafe. :D
chickenace11: ok this derailed quite quickly
e_bloc: this has gotten pretty weird
Hingadora: Is this wheels of feet or feet on legs?
AntiCrepuscular: e_bloc gotten? ;)
auxv: everyone is flintstoning
emonotony: angryoptimist My dog tags are in a box next to my screen?
TacitusVigil: Has there been a Train Transformer? There must be, right?
chickenace11: all rhythm cafe is the goofy part
VantaBeige: Flesh Golem Trains?
Solipsody: So these are ablative feet.
angryoptimist: @emonotony Do your cybernetics fire missiles?
emonotony: angryoptimist They can leak CSF?
AlonsoSwift: Hair? So trains are mammals?
tipulsar85: There has been a Train Megazord!
misskale: TacitusVigil, I wouldn't be surprised if it was just the GoBots with the trains
IAmNotAshKetchum: or you could just have the caboose at the back with wheels and you build the rest of the train straight up like a building
NomenNeminis: Hello, background passionflower
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angryoptimist: @emonotony I don't know what is, but it sounds menacing--so, close enough?
FarleyF: Oh boy I want that to now be a monster in DnD - a vehicle with many hobbit feet
emonotony: angryoptimist CSF is the stuff your brain floats in
AntiCrepuscular: That was going so well! Much rhythmic clicking :)
NomenNeminis: angryoptimist CSF= Cerebrospinal fluid
angryoptimist: @emonotony My brain floats in missiles, so that works. Kappa
tipulsar85: Centitrain!
GDwarf: A NewType of train, created by the evolutionary pressure of having trains existing in space!
AlonsoSwift: The feeture
NomenNeminis: This train doesn't get derailed--it gets de-feetd.
Solipsody: Ped... Nope, nevermind. Feet Locomotive is fine.
NomenNeminis: *feeted
IAmNotAshKetchum: So the train has asthma?
kinkerbelle: Why shovel tobacco, if you can shovel the better green stuff?
angryoptimist: @GDwarf I applaud your Gundam joke.
emonotony: angryoptimist Also yeah I have FDF dogtags and am obliged to show up in case an emergency call, and I'm a cyborg, so.
NomenNeminis: Dang it, the hosts got to the vape joke before I did.
kanimaras: not sure if they're talking about legal weed strains or
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VantaBeige: So if a tobacco train turns to electric, that means it vapes?
GDwarf: angryoptimist Confession time: I only know what Newtypes are from a recently-watched recap/review of the repackaging of the first Gundam series as a trilogy of movies
Gizmoloid: Oh, I thought that electric trains are set up with iron lungs.
PendelSteven: World Record of the five stages combined: 10:26
PendelSteven: that's 10 minutes
NomenNeminis: What if there's a clock on the train? Does that count as the train's face?
mahpete_: so, is this how ian became a love doctor? he started as a foot doctor?
e_bloc: well it depends if you're the Proclaimers or Vanessa Carlson
chickenace11: do green trains run off of weed
misskale: I'm sadly picturing something along the lines of an Eva Angel now.
angryoptimist: @GDwarf That's as legit as anything else--no gatekeeping here.
e_bloc: yeah this is just a faceless monster train
emonotony: Attack on Trainyard
VantaBeige: No Faces, just feet
kanimaras: still not sure if talking about legal weed strains or just trains
NomenNeminis: Giving "Foot traffic" a new meaning.
kinkerbelle: @kanimaras Vape tobacco liquid is usually flavored, which makes it scented. Because.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah we already have train lore. Trains do not mate for life
chickenace11: Elon Musk's new project is feet train
angryoptimist: @GDwarf Also, it's irritatingly hard to get into Gundam in the west.
abaoa_qu: Are your trains easily suplexed?
AntiCrepuscular: chickenace11 And they called it: "Foot Musk"
D1cey1: 10
Solipsody: If trains have feet, do they get the same right-of-way as pedestrians?
VantaBeige: I thought Elon-Chans project was cat girls
angryoptimist: Actual UC Gundam, that is.
TacitusVigil: I always assume the real world was the horror reality.
NomenNeminis: In that universe, would trains with wheels be considered Steampunk?
AlonsoSwift: We ran away like the feet trains
PendelSteven: so close
GDwarf: I mean, I have also seen...3? 4? episodes of Gundam SEED. I think that's about it
Izandai: I feel like I just barely missed some absolute nonsense.
PendelSteven: still 235 viewscreens
Vampiricsloth: you can't defeet us like that guys
PendelSteven: well 225+
kinkerbelle: @Solipsody So fun note! In Texas, right of way is first, trains! Then emergency vehicles, then pedestrians.
angryoptimist: To be honest, that entire foot train thing just slid off my brain without me really noticing it.
NomenNeminis: Izandai Yes and I can't explain it.
AntiCrepuscular: Izandai the nonsense will continue until Ian's Rhythm improves ;)
e_bloc: I'm waiting for European Foot Train Simulator
Izandai: So we're talking about trains with feet?
tipulsar85: Don't mind me, having some Soup!
TacitusVigil: I'm just glad we haven't started chanting "Feet! Feet! Feet!" Kappa
kanimaras: legal weed strains. got it
Izandai: FEET FEET FEET
Despoiler98: TRAINS CANT JUST GO ANYWHERE
e_bloc: at least thirty feet per minute
kinkerbelle: We're talking about trains with feet. I don't know where it came from, or where it's going, but I'm just sort of here.
Rockario: 30 ft seems short for a train
oyleslyck: Do these trains of feet wear trainers?
D1cey1: A derail becomes a much bigger issue
Despoiler98: Do they have special shoes for the giant feet?
e_bloc: ah the old pedorail
kanimaras: trains to the moooon
ArcOfTheConclave: That tracks
NomenNeminis: After WAY too many jokes, the railroads insisted that all train measurements be given in METERS
FarleyF: Would these trains require a manicurist/Pedicurist
chickenace11: I both want to and don't want to live in the universe where feet trains are real
PendelSteven: soooooooooooo close
Rockario: People: the worst air pollution
PendelSteven: that last part is fairly simple
GDwarf: Despoiler98 It's been established that they're naked feet, but they *are* very hairy
VantaBeige: Now I'm imaging that one space train anime but now the trains have feet
e_bloc: footosynthesis
NomenNeminis: They are literally green
tipulsar85: Pedexpress 999 to Andromeda Galaxy!
D1cey1: Eva Feet Skytrain?
NomenNeminis: Podosynthesis?
AntiCrepuscular: PendelSteven the timing is tight, and you have to shoot the triangles or die...
TacitusVigil: But doesn't that mean they only work during the day?
GDwarf: Bamboo, like corn, is a grass
kanimaras: yes grass. I get what you're putting down
NomenNeminis: Banana trees are also technically grasses, iirc
heyluckyannie: CORN IS GRASS
heyluckyannie: Thank you, Rifftrax!
TehAmelie: random riddle: what has 22 feet and goes "crunch crunch"
chickenace11: While a banana is an herb
Izandai: "I feel like I've been making progress."
emonotony: TehAmelie FEET FEET FEET?
PendelSteven: just think about the rythm
Izandai: *immediately dies on the first obstacle*
Solipsody: @TehAmelie A train with 8 feet missing?
kanimaras: tooth tooth tooth
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angryoptimist: @TehAmelie Ten people an elevator is falling on?
TehAmelie: a soccer team celebrating the game with potato chips
SquareDotCube: What if we made a hybrid of corn and bamboo...
AlonsoSwift: More like a train of lies
NomenNeminis: chickenace11 Right you are. Thanks!
angryoptimist: @TehAmelie Also, wow I went kinda dark there. Apologies.
emonotony: SquareDotCube What's corbooing you?
TacitusVigil: "House of Lies" would make a great LRR show. Kappa
misskale: @heyluckyannie I actually grew up watching those videos for fun between Sesame Street and Doctor Who.
oyleslyck: The progress is true lies
kinkerbelle: You should rename your stream to House of Lies (with ocassional rhythm games)
TehAmelie: dark is fine
NomenNeminis: That's Numberwang
emonotony: TacitusVigil So, Panalysts?
GDwarf: I mean, there's always rhythm games
chickenace11: I think that's quote 5008
TacitusVigil: @emonotony Pretty much.
GDwarf: Just occasionally also lies
PendelSteven: USgamer about this game: A great concept that's well executed in terms of the way it combines music and movement. It's certainly fun, but the game is short, and its difficulty level is very steep indeed.
Izandai: I was unaware this stream was now a representation of the current US presidential administration.
kanimaras: feet trains to the moon and grass - episode summary description
FarleyF: Hodors house of lies could be a new Crapshot Show - like Gardening With Greg or Boxmars channel
MadWaltz: In a house of lies, rhythm is the only constant
AntiCrepuscular: can we have a new logo anim where the RC sign falls away to reveal House of Lies?
NomenNeminis: The rhythm games are a steady, background beat.
TacitusVigil: @Izandai Nah, this stream actually is competent.
Izandai: Fair.
Izandai: It's full of lies, but it also knows what it's doing.
TehAmelie: lie without rhythm to keep the worm away?
PendelSteven: l instead of r
PendelSteven: yeah well
angryoptimist: That'd work fine.
SAJewers: rhythm eating game? lrrBEEJ
AlonsoSwift: @Izandai And they aren't lies of hate
TacitusVigil: We *could* use dice.
Izandai: That too.
NomenNeminis: I think you need something to distract part of your brain while you come up with the lies.
emonotony: Did you just reinvent standup comedy but for the internet, Heather?
GDwarf: It occurred to me the other day that a Dune rhythm game would be terrible. You'd have to play without rhythm.
angryoptimist: Also: you could probably also just play the Rhythm Tengoku games forever.
chickenace11: in one ear i hear Rhythm cafe and in the other my roommate playing saint rows 4. somehow the musics work together
TacitusVigil: @GDwarf You can't have a Dune rhythm game...because their suits are...still. Kappa
Ivalenz_: "Game of Lies" sounds like a good show.
emonotony: GDwarf Then you just wait for the SANDRIDER powerup
Sektor88: fatboy slim's weapon of choice
AntiCrepuscular: Oh no, that's one for @PeterMolydeux
TehAmelie: most of what i know about Dune is the litany of fear
Taveena: Weapon of Choice is so good
SquareDotCube: Heard that as DOOM but as a rhythm game
vidStrickland: don't BE SHOCKED, by the tone of our VOICE
Solipsody: They are both equally valid pieces of literature.
AntiCrepuscular: or fear is the mindkiller?
AlonsoSwift: Ian's House of Lies
PendelSteven: indeed Weapon of Choice
emonotony: By beans of java thoughts acquire speed...
Nightvalien28: I know the spice meme I did not know the fat boi slim meme
kanimaras: is this show a meme? butterflies fly from hand
angryoptimist: "if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm"--yep.
PendelSteven: Walk without rythm and you won't attrack the wurm
Armstrong11139: I know "the spice must flow" and "fear is the mind killer", and that's about it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah I didn't know that was a dune reference
kinkerbelle: huhn. it was. how about that.
Izandai: No, yeah, I can believe that more people know of "walk without rhythm" than know of "the spice must flow".
Solipsody: Melange.
emonotony: Melange
NomenNeminis: There are only a few things I know about Dune: Walk without rhythm. The spice must flow. Joderwowski (Sp?) almost made a movie adaptation.
Ignatiuspants: I'm pretty sure if people know one thing about Dune, it's "the spice must flow", or "I must not fear. fear is the mindkiller... "
kinkerbelle: The spice mix.
TacitusVigil: Duncan Idaho Spice
mapref: sporty, scary, posh, baby and shai-hulud
angryoptimist: Bene Gesserit Spice, Ian.
AntiCrepuscular: gotta blast those triangles Ian ;)
NomenNeminis: Is "fear is the mind killer" also from Dune?
GDwarf: Melange Spice
kanimaras: all I know about spice is that it must flow
GDwarf: "Melange" means "mixture"
PendelSteven: no, melange is mixture
Izandai: katesLol
SquareDotCube: or Allspice
emonotony: Sporty, Scary, Posh, Baby, Shai-Hulud and Abomination
Rockario: Not even Melange Spice, just Melange
Invitare: The House of Lies continues
Armstrong11139: Hodor's House of Unintentional Truths
AntiCrepuscular: Hodor's House of... Truth?!
angryoptimist: House of TRUE Lies!
PendelSteven: Glad I'm not the only one who knew
TacitusVigil: @angryoptimist ...not the movie, I hope. :P
Solipsody: Sometimes the latency gets close to that.
DarkMorford: Anyone in chat (or the cafe) watching Release the Spyce this season? I'm really enjoying it so far.
Sarah_Serinde: This is why we have editors and proofreaders for print things! slytqLmao
PendelSteven: Also, I was in France... well... 30 hours ago still
angryoptimist: @TacitusVigil Eh, I enjoyed it? At the time, anyway?
chickenace11: you 15 secs to change some thing you say Ian
Izandai: Only Hodor is allowed to lie in Hodor's House of Lies. Other people's lies shall not be tolerated.
PendelSteven: Fair enough, barely in France: Lille
TacitusVigil: @angryoptimist ...yes, me too. Hmmm...
kanimaras: so close
Izandai: That's... Not really better.
angryoptimist: Oh no...
tipulsar85: Incest Much?
AntiCrepuscular: background "HAHAHA" :D
chickenace11: I once had to hear kids bop for 6 hours straight
TacitusVigil: @angryoptimist They made a SNES game of True Lies I believe.
tyrsredritehand: HaHaHa
Rockario: MLF: FNE
vidStrickland: lrrSPOOP
angryoptimist: @TacitusVigil Oof, I bet it was awful.
Izandai: How many fucking Kidz Bops were theree? 30? 50?
AntiCrepuscular: music was a mistake :D
traveller800: @vidStrickland don;t worry...I brought a tranquillizer rifle
AlonsoSwift: I thought Ian was launching into the Fresh Prince theme for a minute
I_Am_Clockwork: I walked in to Ian Rapping spice girls?
MAPBoardgames: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
NomenNeminis: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #4612: "If you're comfortable soldering, every wire is replacable!" —Ian [2018-01-23]
Izandai: I did not know that "If you wanna be my lover" was Spice Girld.
Izandai: *Girls
TacitusVigil: @angryoptimist It's a top down shooter. It's...very not good. But there's a cheat code to be invincible apparently. Also, Tom Arnold is our mission guide.
chickenace11: 37 kidz bop
Solipsody: I'm just now realizing I've only ever heard that song cut together with a NIN track.
PendelSteven: Yeah, Lille is barely in France from the north as Vancouver is barely in Canada from the south
NomenNeminis: !findquote Heather
LRRbot: Quote #4808: "We've given Heather too much power." —Kathleen [2018-03-19]
I_Am_Clockwork: also heyho friends
Xed_Regulus: My sister and her friends were big SPice Girls fans
NomenNeminis: Whoops
PendelSteven: more like Surrey even
PendelSteven: if you live in BC, you probably know where that is
NomenNeminis: !quote Heather
LRRbot: Quote #2650: "Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around." —Heather [2016-05-30]
Scrubbodiestobears: Oi! I'm from surrey, you got a problem?!
Izandai: I'm into this.
chickenace11: there is a Heather quote which is " That's not a real Heather quote "
Izandai: Wait, but the Monster Mash is a good song.
mahpete_: how could you make it better?
Scrubbodiestobears: cause i mean... you should lol
PendelSteven: but erm from Lille to Belgium border is < 10 km
VantaBeige: Where can we find this podcast Ian?
TacitusVigil: Fun fact: You have never heard the song "The Monster Mash." You have only heard a song ABOUT the Monster Mash. Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 290
LRRbot: Quote #290: "This is not a real Heather quote." —Heather [2015-05-19]
the_canuck_mystic: What was that podcast?
chickenace11: there we go
NomenNeminis: What is the name of the podcast, again?
emonotony: TacitusVigil I heard the Monster Mash is the best song ever.
Izandai: Wow. Fuck Stitcher.
chickenace11: podcast? podcast podcst.
I_Am_Clockwork: Stchr shounds like a necromancer dating site
angryoptimist: Wow, really?!
NomenNeminis: >:(
shdragon: Wow.. I... did not know that!
Wolveroo just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Wolveroo subscribed for 4 months in a row!
Wolveroo: Thanks for all the great entertainment
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Wolveroo! (Today's storm count: 21)
the_canuck_mystic: wow, I didn't know that stitcher did that. terrible
FarleyF: Pump up the Jam I believe is the podcast name chat
emonotony: They're stitching in ads?
kinkerbelle: Punch Up The Jam, it seems?
TacitusVigil: @emonotony Yeah, a song told me once it was a graveyard smash. I hope I can hear it someday.
Izandai: I've never heard of Stitcher before now, but fuck it in the ass with a big knobbley stick.
tipulsar85: !fimdquote Desert Bus
the_canuck_mystic: https://punchupthejam.com might be the podcast?
tipulsar85: !findquote Desert Bus
LRRbot: Quote #1146: "I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia." —Matt [2015-11-20]
NomenNeminis: !findquote Desert Bus
LRRbot: Quote #1146: "I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia." —Matt [2015-11-20]
Rockario: @FarleyF *Punch* up the jam
chickenace11: I used Sticher for like 2 weeks and they i deleted it
VantaBeige: I use podbay.fm mostly but I really only listen to a couple podcasts (Welcome To Night Vale)
Izandai: Apparently that's the only quote that contains "Desert Bus"?
NomenNeminis: Because two of us triggered it. Why the same quote, idk. TacitusVigil
angryoptimist: !findquote butts
Izandai: !findquote desert bus
tipulsar85: I use iTunes for the pods
TacitusVigil: @NomenNeminis ...weird. O_o
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 1213
LRRbot: Quote #1213: "Oh yeah. Desert Bus South: we are totally doing that. You can quote me on it." —Cameron [2015-12-02]
PendelSteven: Okay, I don't know how it is where you are, but it is 1:50 am here now and 3 C outside, chill feel: -1,1°C
Izandai: huh
PendelSteven: brrr
Sarah_Serinde: There are apparently a grand total of 2 quotes that contain "desert bus"
TacitusVigil: Ah, so not weird.
PendelSteven: and I live as close to the border of Belgium as Lille is
chickenace11: we need more desert bus quotes
Armstrong11139: Is there anything comparable to Overcast on Android? Last I checked Overcast itself is iOS only
NomenNeminis: Hmm, that could be a problem for audio drama podcasts. Can you toggle the feature?
I_Am_Clockwork: Ian has piqued my interest, what was theis app called again?
PendelSteven: but from the north instead of south border
I_Am_Clockwork: Overcast?
Sarah_Serinde: If you're interested in searching the quote database, you can find it here: https://lrrbot.mrphlip.com/quotes/
NomenNeminis: Ok, sounds great!
Xed_Regulus: I'm so, so far behind on my podcasts
PendelSteven: 27,9 km ov visibility
NomenNeminis: Well, shucks. Not available on Android.
AlonsoSwift: What if we had a Hodor Liescast? :P
PendelSteven: yeah overcast
PendelSteven: it's a cold spell
chickenace11: as I listen to this I realize that i have podcast i could be listening to
PendelSteven: normally it should be about well 8 C at night
Sarah_Serinde: I just started using Pocket Casts on Android and it seems pretty good (it's one of the highest rated one), but it costs a few dollars
Rockario: Sadly, going to Punch Up's website yields no way to download the show as individual files :(
PendelSteven: still somewhat 12-13 C maximum
PendelSteven: it was 6 maybe 7 today maximum - brrr
Izandai: Oh, this is the Getting Things Done guy?
Sarah_Serinde: Most of the highest-rated free podcast apps seem to be iOS only, unfortunately
TacitusVigil: No one is ever a productivity czar.
PendelSteven: on the other hand: it was 20+ for very long
PendelSteven: sp fair enough
NomenNeminis: Apparently, Merlin Mann was in an indie rock band at one point.
TehAmelie: maybe a productivity peon
NomenNeminis: Says Wikipedia
IAmNotAshKetchum: There are some podcasts on spotify, but I don't know if the one that was mentioned is on spotify.
chickenace11: thats how i feel about this show Ian
tipulsar85: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:53 PM
TehAmelie: aaa this is too fast
VantaBeige: Eyyyyy
Izandai: katesNice
kinkerbelle: kstartNice
PendelSteven: just don't forget to shoot
AlonsoSwift: Or like how I feel about North 100 - O
corpocracy: katesNice
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
pale_bunny: katesNice
Armstrong11139: katesNice
kinkerbelle: oh it changed
Invitare: that's why Girafarig is the most beloved pokemon
Izandai: Hodor's House of Lies strikes again!
AlonsoSwift: With North 100, I'm unlikely to ever play Canlander, but just listening to those fellows talk about it is interesting
Xed_Regulus: I'm a bog fan of palindromes
TacitusVigil: 69: The Human sex number
PendelSteven: No, I guess I will play some MTG; Arena on the side
PendelSteven: cause that makes me happy
Sektor88: yesss qwerpline
NomenNeminis: QWERPline lrrHEART
tipulsar85: !qwerpline
angryoptimist: I am TURBO HYPE for the return of Qwerpline.
TacitusVigil: I *would*, but you stopped making it. Kappa
Solipsody: Qwerpline news?
DarkMorford: Animated QWRP yes
VantaBeige: Is this suggestion coming from Mr. Hammockslam himself?
lostluck42 just subscribed with a Tier 2 sub. lostluck42 subscribed for 11 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, lostluck42! (Today's storm count: 22)
tyrsredritehand: Need QWERPline!
NomenNeminis: Seriously, I've almost memorized all the episodes verbatim. I know you're doing all you can, but please bring more qwerpline.
chickenace11: I said it before that this is my favorite LRR stream because it is talking, music, and a chill chat
TacitusVigil: Saving them for Canamas?
Izandai: So we all know that 69 is the sex number, but who here know what specifically it's a representation of?
Meltalar: Hello Friends. THIS is very wubby...
lostluck42: im a fan of longer casts, but mostly because i listen to D&D/rollplaying podcast
Ivalenz_: cheer100 cheer100 I am contributing to the conversation.
MAPBoardgames: I can't wait for season 2. I want to know what happens in scenic Nsburg. "Where the sky meets."
TehAmelie: "don't even think about using autofire, or i'll know"
Gizmoloid: Ouch!
NomenNeminis: Izandai I had to look it up...
Lysander_Gustav: It's too bad this doesn't checkpoint
kinkerbelle: It was also streamed during LRR 25th
lostluck42: it was good!
emonotony: Meltalar lrrFRUMP
kinkerbelle: Err LRR15th
Izandai: @NomenNeminis Yeah, I feel like that knowledge has been lost, to a certain extant.
TacitusVigil: So, Ian is totally in self-imposed purgatory right now, right?
Izandai: Now it's just the sex number.
Izandai: Uno mas?
tipulsar85: How's it Going Richter?
GDwarf: Some kind soul made a Highlight of LRR's PAX Aus panel: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/328327510
Izandai: Ian is just showing off now.
TehAmelie: random question, would you play Night in the Woods for its approximately 5% rhythm game sections?
NomenNeminis: Wow! Thanks, GDwarf
Lysander_Gustav: I love Beej's convention outfits
Izandai: Uno mas?
TacitusVigil: I was just thinking "That's just Beej's convention outfit now, right?"
AlonsoSwift: And also, you're in for those live
Izandai: When I need a shortcast, I just listen to part of a podcast.
Sarah_Serinde: Hodor I love your overlay jokes
Izandai: You make excellent overlay jokes.
TehAmelie: they're good and funny
MAPBoardgames: I <3 Hodor Overlay jokes
mahpete_: can confirm, they are funny
emonotony: So where should we go watch Road Quest?
Lysander_Gustav: Now I'm imagining a Qwerpline tabletop gme
Meyari: Very very good overlay jokes
Izandai: Uno mas?
ShifuDaxiongmao: when they're not, it's even better :D
chickenace11: your overlay jokes are 10/10 Hodor
NomenNeminis: I have made many a drive listening to Ghostwatch 2016
Meltalar: go Ian! Defeat the wubbs!
shdragon: Your overlay jokes are the best part of Dice Friends!
lostluck42: fair enough. QWERPLine is a gift :D sadly i don't have the time to watch all the streams live or visually. life...
tipulsar85: Dice Friends works well with D20live for that RPG podcasts spot for me.
NomenNeminis: I watch the video for Dice Friends, 20% for the facial expressions, 80% for your overlay jokes.
mister_nibbles just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. mister_nibbles subscribed for 34 months in a row!
mister_nibbles: Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it's rhythm game time!!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mister_nibbles! (Today's storm count: 23)
TehAmelie: it's the zone that did wrong
Izandai: Uno mas?
angryoptimist: You're getting close!
chickenace11: I loved Frankie's follower count
emonotony: !onemore
LRRbot: One More? uno mas? ONE MORE! En til?
TacitusVigil: [Ian never made it home]
tyrsredritehand: mo ichido
machcymus: I had that happen really badly with puzzle quest 2
TehAmelie: just gonna put this magic jpg here for anyone who wants to flex their eyes https://i.imgur.com/KQWN2dG.jpg
Armstrong11139: Are the triangles an optional objective?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Try playing the god simulator Black & White... when you cast a spell, there were red circles closing in on the pointer, going faster and faster until spell was ready.. I played it so much that wherever I focused, those red rings showed up
tipulsar85: How did you find the first Beat Hazard?
emonotony: I found a broken Donkey Konga controller and fixed it. Now I have Donkey Konga 2.
angryoptimist: It was a good day for lies. :D
NomenNeminis: !findquote lies
LRRbot: Quote #4151: "Do you talk to your mother with that mouth of lies?" —Kathleen [2017-04-14]
NomenNeminis: Ouch, Kathleen
Izandai: !findquote truth
LRRbot: Quote #5347: "We built this house of lies on a foundation of truth, so that you can trust our lies!" —Ian [2018-09-30]
chickenace11: Can we get a bonus stream of you lies Hodor
NomenNeminis: Much better, LRRbot!
Izandai: !advice
LRRbot: Don't pull a Beej.
NomenNeminis: !badadvice
LRRbot: It's just ahead.
chickenace11: does lrrbot knows what up yes it doe s
chickenace11: *does
Izandai: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
e_bloc: cheer100 thanks for the bits LRRSpeople!
Gizmoloid: All those maneuvers in a tube reminded me of Boson X.
tipulsar85: !findqoute bus
e_bloc: cheer100 thats for the stream rather!
Izandai: Goddammit Ian.
MousseFilledCat just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. MousseFilledCat subscribed for 49 months in a row!
MousseFilledCat: Woot! 49 months on my birthday weekend! Thanks for the streams.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MousseFilledCat! (Today's storm count: 24)
Rhynerd: is this the third or fourth time LRR's done "awooo, what's this?"
e_bloc: ah the muffin button
Izandai: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
NomenNeminis: Happy day of birth, MousseFilledCat !
MousseFilledCat: Thank you!
Rhynerd: hoppip buffday!
mahpete_: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
Rockario: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
Izandai: !box
Rhynerd: Dusk City Outlaws!
Rhynerd: One of these days I'm gonna get that game and try to be a GM.
Izandai: Horse Testicles Simulator
emonotony: I've heard no good things about RDR2 surprisingly
TehAmelie: it'll be funny cause they can play all of them at once on stream
chickenace11: I do love idle clicker games
angryoptimist: Ooh, I'll have to stay up for that one!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: clciker games are what got me to learn how to make an autoclicker
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for streaming Ian and Heather
SydPreviouslyHeadache: have a good night everyone
tipulsar85: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at http://desertbus.org/ and twitch.tv/desertbus
NomenNeminis: Tuesday is the best day, after all. ;)
Meyari: i may or may not be playing cookie clicker right now...
tyrsredritehand: Thank you for stream!
Sarah_Serinde: loadingreadyrun.com/live
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
NomenNeminis: !patreon
LRRbot: 2279 patrons for a total of $13,001.82 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Izandai: Ah jeeze, I kind of really wanna watch that Talking Sim, but I also wanna watch what will probably be the last Awooo Timeâ„¢.
LRRbot: 2279 patrons for a total of $13,001.82 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
emonotony: What's a website? Is it like a Twitter but for just you?
e_bloc: Patreon: the teeth of bones and the skins of greenbacks
NomenNeminis: twitch.tv/lunarjade
NomenNeminis: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse
Sarah_Serinde: twitch.tv/lunarjade
ShifuDaxiongmao: and then there is a charity early next month.. it's sooooo close
Sarah_Serinde: Hodor you're so close!
Izandai: One month out!
AlonsoSwift: In the midst?
Meyari: sooooooon
e_bloc: 90% of congratulations
e_bloc: like congratula
IAmNotAshKetchum: Good luck on the 365 days of streaming!
emonotony: Drink some teeth?
NomenNeminis: Ooh, I love tea!
Sarah_Serinde: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse
TacitusVigil: Mmm, delicious champale
Sarah_Serinde: Alternating Tuesdays
MousseFilledCat: Alternating Tuesdays
e_bloc: Yakuza: the song of spearfishing
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob is there every Tuesday, alternating between Yakuza with Ian and Bloodlines by himself
NomenNeminis: How is the new Yakuza for rhythm games, Ian?
tipulsar85: 8
MousseFilledCat: What about the edo one?
angryoptimist: I kinda want to see the zombie/dead souls game that everyone hates.
EricTheOrange: the 2 meiji era ones
tipulsar85: up to 9
MousseFilledCat: Would you count Fist of the North Star one?
TacitusVigil: Yakuza -1: Opera of the Return of the Revenge
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, are you going to play Fist of the North star? .. it's basically Yakuza with more powerful punching :D
Phailhammer: cya :)
angryoptimist: Thanks for the stream!
Izandai: The Event That Shall Not Be Named
NomenNeminis: Thank you for the stream! lrrHEART
emonotony: Is Majima in Fist of the North Star?
Sarah_Serinde: Ian is very aware of Fist of the North Star and might play it, might not be on stream though
ArcOfTheConclave: the Capital E Event?
NomenNeminis: By the way, everyone check out desertbus.org
IAmNotAshKetchum: Thank you for the stream!
tipulsar85: Bai Moon base
PendelSteven: Thanks for streaming
ShifuDaxiongmao: Sarah_Serinde thank you for that answer :)
tyrsredritehand: lrrHEART
TehAmelie: i've seen a bunch of optical illusions in my days but that purple honeycomb thing really takes the cake