TehAmelie: bah, i should have been drunk by now
Skyboss1996: I agree~!
Weagle: Eh, speaking from last night, it
Weagle: 's overrated the next day :P
TehAmelie: if my bro hadn't decided at the last minute to have his birthday party on friday
PhoenixMelior: wow, I was having trouble remembering what the 12th game I beat this year was while I was updating my book
PhoenixMelior: the obvious title of Final Fantasy VII was missing from my list
Twinklebees: Heheh
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam's gonna be a Cowboy! Game: Red Dead Redemption 2) at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh.
Skyboss1996: Yup
Skyboss1996: Although, RDR2 has a long. LONG intro
Skyboss1996: *cough* 3-4 hours
Twinklebees: Well, now that one more is cancelled, maybe Adam will be able to get through it :3
Weagle: Oh did they also cancel One More?
Twinklebees: Apparently
Skyboss1996: Yes. James is v busy today
Skyboss1996: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [31m ago] @loadingreadyrun> Adam is playing Red Dead Redemption 2 this afternoon on NewDay. Unfortunately along with MoC from this morning, James also has to bow out of ... One More? So Adam might play through till 6PM (or whenever he feels like calling it quits) with RDR2.
Weagle: Ah, yeah, probably a decent day to synergize so that Adam can mess around with RDR2 longer if he's having fun
wench_tacular: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam's gonna be a Cowboy! Game: Red Dead Redemption 2) at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
PhoenixMelior: which is A-OK by me
PhoenixMelior: I finished my album so I can tune in
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam's gonna be a Cowboy! Game: Red Dead Redemption 2) at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
PhoenixMelior: 13 more bands to check out, plus whatever 70k homework I get
Weagle: I'm just going to hope he keeps going through when I get home :P
PhoenixMelior: are you leaving work already?
Eklinaar: Adam on New Day seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX
Weagle: Nope, but I have to deploy stuff tonight so I can't exactly pay as much attention as I'd like
PhoenixMelior: wow my reading list is huge
cheetoJack: oh right, i never finished dice friends
PhoenixMelior: all chat recommendations
PhoenixMelior: oh right, how was that? Worth watching?
cheetoJack: what I saw was fun, I'd watch it
Weagle: Last night's? I think so.
Skyboss1996: It was fun.
cheetoJack: Adam played the biggest brain, 10/10
cheetoJack: meme/10
Skyboss1996: Adam T Posing everywhere
PhoenixMelior: meme/10, his brain's too big
Weagle: And Dale was there, which is always great
Eklinaar: Adam's superpower was literally brain too big
Weagle: Anyway I should probably hop out of chat so that I can focus on work for a bit, see ya tomorrow probably
PhoenixMelior: later Weagle o/
Skyboss1996: Later Weagle.
PhoenixMelior: I'd do the same if I had much work to focus on outside of this call I need to make this afternoon
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: NewDay Tewsday (Adam's gonna be a Cowboy! Game: Red Dead Redemption 2) at Tue 12:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Skyboss1996: It's Yeehaw time
TehAmelie: "gonna"?
Twinklebees: Signal
TehAmelie: lrrBEEJ
thegreatwyrdling: Yeeehaw Sim 2018
Skyboss1996: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Eklinaar: seabatBRAIN signal
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> There's only one way to play a cowboy game. | Adam is going live on NewDay Tewsday with Red Dead Redemption 2. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Dqxyg8mVYAAD9li.jpg
cardinalwiggles: Lets win today everyone. How bout dem Cowboys!!
Animekitty93: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Garrub: Howdy Howdy Howdy
TXC2: hmm, video was muted for some reason
Eklinaar: So are we going renegade cowboy or paragon cowboy?
Skyboss1996: It's Adam
cardinalwiggles: good call TXC2 was for me 2
niivvy: lrrHEART
Skyboss1996: Guess.
TehAmelie: still time to enjoy at least one verse of one of the best songs of a videogame so far, Dead Man's Gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYLpYu2EQxg
TXC2: It's Adam, it's Renegade all the way
turn1thotseize: Sup burly boi
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Good Time of day, all
Tomasu82: hey cool. sup adam?
TXC2: hello turn1thotseize and Bobtheninjagoldfish and Tomasu82 welcome
Pedantically: Oh hey, it's this thing that everyone was talking about while I was trying to listen to Haken's new album :P
moreduffy: Reach for the sky?
Skyboss1996: Reeeeach for the skyyyyy
Twinklebees: Pedantically: Wait, Haken have a new album? I need to check that out
TXC2: here we GO!
m0nkeyrama: Good morning! seabatBRAIN /
Noy2222: Grand Theft Auto: Horse
Animekitty93: I've never played these game so I'm very excited for this!
Tomasu82 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Tomasu82 subscribed for 3 months in a row!
Tomasu82: First time I've seen the leave a message box in a year...
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noSmokeFire: ma boi!
TehAmelie: hi Adam
Animekitty93: Hi Adam!
TXC2: Hello Adam
Gen2Gengar: The GOAT lrrGOAT
Saulens181: hey
Scarbble: hi adam!
Pedantically: @Twinklebees - Yes! it came out on Friday, and it's very good. It's a little bit less....odd...than they're previous stuff, but it's still very good.
angryoptimist: Hello.
ThePerrBearr: there were no mics in the old west
niivvy: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Garrub: Time for some Grand Theft Equine!
cardinalwiggles: Howdy Pardner
TXC2: #OneOfThoseDays
turn1thotseize: HI HOMIE
Lirelent: you caught the mute without chat help, IMPRESSIVE brain
poseidonstrike: Howdy Adam, how goes it
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun i just
Eklinaar: Yeehaw! seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX
DontpingmePlayz: finished it
DontpingmePlayz: so good
noSmokeFire: I hear there are horses
Twinklebees: Pedantically: Awesome. I was a biiiig fan of Visions, but I've enjoyed pretty much everything they've done
Animekitty93: oof
Garrub: I hear the horses uhh shrivel a little in the cold
aBoredBarista: seabatBRAIN
rockyboy78: Hey Adam how was the broccoli
aClonedPickle: crank dat soulja boi
Kamotetop: party100 party100 party100 party100 party100 Console or PC? More importantly, are you using mouse?
Bobtheninjagoldfish just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Bobtheninjagoldfish subscribed for 2 months in a row!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: did you catch Evolution? Thoughts?
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cloneblade: I hear you can't use profanity to name something
TXC2: Lirelent Dev's were working 100 hour weeks to make this game
Skyboss1996: Sure is cowboy in here
moreduffy: First thing is you have to punch your horse to show him who’s boss
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun i will not spoil anything but its really good all imgoing to say
Eklinaar: I don't follow game news so I haven't heard about it
Saulens181: we have a long-horse toturial to get through, right?
ThePerrBearr: doesn't have a pc release date yet
ThePerrBearr: if at all
marshymarsh14: you almost gave me a heartattack :D had twitch still open from last time
noSmokeFire: I'm not sure anything is coming through
TXC2: It's quiet
niivvy: pretty quiet
Evil_Clock: its HIIIIIIIGH noon! Love Adam streams! I'll have to catch the VOD
Animekitty93: I'm not hearing much of anyyting
Pedantically: It's pretty quiet
Garrub: its quiet
Garrub: too quiet
marshymarsh14: seems quiet
Gen2Gengar: Some code exploration showed that a PC release might be planned in the future
DontpingmePlayz: its quiet in the begining it gets louder
noSmokeFire: cowboy jumpscare incoming
Lirelent: @TXC2 ... and that is different how? I thought we know that is how all gaming industry is
TXC2: "WAR, War never changes...."
Omthebox: Hey Adam, wana hear a joke.
Noy2222: War changes all the time!
cardinalwiggles: Adam is my favourite CowBoiii
noSmokeFire: can you read it like an old-timey prospector?
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TXC2: Lirelent 1) it's not, and 2) Rockstar boasted about it
m0nkeyrama: Fill me with lore seabatBRAIN
Lirelent: ooo yea ok boasting about it is pretty bad
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mercano82: Game of the year, here. Or at least load screen of the year.
marshymarsh14: How do you feel about Call of Cthulhu next time?
DontpingmePlayz: LAWS SUCK
Garrub: laws? ugh, those are for the azorius
Pedantically: Cinemasins voice: "reading"
DontpingmePlayz: GO SHOOT SOME SHITS
Aurelius101: Perfect timing! I was just about to look around for some gameplay.
TheExplodedGamer: thanks im very proud
VoidByAnyOtherName: laws are like pants
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TXC2: Round here I am the Law Kappa
Aurelius101: A Spike Lee Joint?
EricTheOrange: Time for adam to return to an openworld game as the worst human.
noSmokeFire: not enough feet for it to be tarantino
KartoffelKaiser: Hideo Kojima Presents: Rockstar's Horse Testicle Simulator 2018
Skyboss1996: Slow. Real slow. 4 hours slow.
Omthebox: I'm already on a journey.
m0nkeyrama: So slow
EonChao: Sound is good
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun i loved this game
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marshymarsh14: perfect
Animekitty93: Good audio
libraryrulesrule: is this toy story?
EricTheOrange: Yeah the "titorial" area is like 2-3 hours
ThePerrBearr: volume seems fine
Aurelius101: A slow start? I guess the Tarantino comparison was accurate after all.
noSmokeFire: sound is :ok:
Garrub: You can play a large portion of the game with the cinematic camera
Thandres: yooooo adam, how is it going? :)
Garrub: and its so goo
Garrub: *good
lord_wertornion: Dutch? lrrSPOOP
Skyboss1996: Adam. Hey. We're all criminals here
Omthebox: Is this when the Yetis attack.
Eklinaar: I hope there's a little video game in this movie.
Eklinaar: Somewhere.
TXC2: is anything really that Old here?
Thandres: and they lived happily ever after. The End
moreduffy: I’m Mary poppins y’all
Procrastronauts: Grand Theft Horse, wheeee
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Skyboss1996: We've seen plenty of boy, no cows.
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Aurelius101: Well this is needlessly pretty. Like at this point I'm not sure what the point of making this so detailed is.
TXC2: Wolfendragoon lrrHEART
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m0nkeyrama: Game is very pretty
Omthebox: Are we the dead guy
chickenace11: so how much have i missed
strgrv: can we name our horse Strength Gravy?
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun did you play the first red dead redemption or no
TXC2: chickenace11 basically nothing
chickenace11: great
m0nkeyrama: Just started
Omthebox: I wouldn't.
xmetal280: Once you get past the tutorial stuff you can basically ignore the story and walk around forever, just being mountainey and all that. Killin’, huntin’, growin’ yer beard...
TXC2: in this ground? nah
Saulens181: ^^
Skyboss1996: He said it
Spritz_T: they ain't safe, are they
Abavus just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Abavus subscribed for 14 months in a row!
Abavus: Lucky number 14! lrrAWESOME
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Eklinaar: Adam shows up and oneshots everyone
moreduffy: I can’t quit you
Animekitty93: Welp he done said it
VoidByAnyOtherName: camp nettlebee
Omthebox: Just light the building on fire.
Skyboss1996: Dutch VanDerlinde. Charismatic Outlaw
Abavus: Oh no I ruined the cutscene NotLikeThis
Novus_Spes: Heyo ADAM!
mercano82: I need you to turn this into a camp. We may be here for the duration of the tutorial.
m0nkeyrama: That would def keep them warm, om
SixthMonarch: someone get Adam a hat for this
TehAmelie: is it just me having Hateful Eight flashbacks?
Skyboss1996: Gameplay!
Omthebox: m0nkeyrama oh hey, for the rest of their lives!
Almost_Alaska just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Almost_Alaska subscribed for 34 months in a row!
Almost_Alaska: Red Dead Resubtion Day!
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Animekitty93: Button Pushing!
chickenace11: is bad that this much snow makes me happy
frozenphoenix7: Hello friends.
Omthebox: Isn't almost alaska just canada.
Pedantically: yes
Novus_Spes: Blow over soon? Famous last words...
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EonChao: Now to find out how steep a slope this horse can go up right?
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TXC2: hello frozenphoenix7 welcome
TehAmelie: i dislike snow, but it depends on where you live i guess
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PerpetualDM: Adam resub, hype!!!
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cardinalwiggles: #
noSmokeFire: you have to slow down to do a drift
TimeToFry: What Skyrim mod is this
Almost_Alaska: It is. I live in Prince Rupert. Alaska is 50 miles thataway.
Eklinaar: If you're slowing down, you're losing.
sir_jack_DB: gotta go fast
Noxenluxe: Snow light this is terrible to work in SeriousSloth
mistborn83: RDR!
Noxenluxe: like*
frozenphoenix7: Some turns are hard to make when you're going fast
ehsteveG: I hope you're alright with mashing X for 3+ hours
DontpingmePlayz: if you dont slow down bad shit happens you will learn in tutorial
Bobtheninjagoldfish: dynamic hoof-falls in the show.. time to draw a penis.
KartoffelKaiser: Look Adam cowards are allowed to play video games they should get to slow down if they have to
Countsacula: The horse crashes in this game are a thing of beauty
Thandres: fast & furious: Western drift Kappa
Noy2222: Steal a faster horse
m0nkeyrama: hold/tap x for gameplay
frozenphoenix7: They can go up pretty steep hills. Going down is the problem.
PerpetualDM: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
noSmokeFire: is the stream stuttering for anyone else?
TehAmelie: haha, let's see if the snow deformation is on the level of Spin Tires
JediTransmit: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:22.
TXC2: noSmokeFire was for me
xmetal280: Cuz if you run into a tree ya die
Skyboss1996: um
noSmokeFire: thanks, TXC2
m0nkeyrama: a bit of stutter, yeah
Skyboss1996: Oh we're good.
noSmokeFire: it's the wendigo!
Omthebox: Where's my money lrrGREED
Robot_Bones: is it a snake? in your boot?
JediTransmit: New telegraph, who dis.
chickenace11: New game who dis
TXC2: new smoke signal, who dis?
Aurelius101: I need to watch 3:10 to Yuma again...
Skyboss1996: A party? I love parties!
Omthebox: Eugh, parties.
Skyboss1996: Specifically, I love crashing parties!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This is a very pretty game
seantheman2: I'm quite happy that I get to see footage of RDR 2
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Knot_Greg: Adam on a Tuesday, sounds like a party
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Novus_Spes: Gah this snow detail...
chickenace11: the only party i like is a mario party
Aurelius101: You know what you must do with the snow, Adam.
Skyboss1996: ^
Omthebox: Make... snow angles?
TXC2: close
TehAmelie: something involving dicks?
Omthebox: Eat it?
Papperslappen: Howdy
Thandres: priorities set Kappa
Aurelius101: When a game provides you the ability to make shapes in anything, you are morally obligated to draw a dick.
TXC2: hello Papperslappen welcome
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun do you think that so far this game is living up to the hype?
steelfox13: Did we discuss the horse balls yet?
Omthebox: Snow horse?
seantheman2: @DontpingmePlayz that's unfortunate
Skyboss1996: They'll wait
Skyboss1996: Close enough
Novus_Spes: It's a profile shot ;-)
ehsteveG: Looks fine to me lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: they wait for you, how nice
TimeToFry: Game of the year all the years
PerpetualDM: Whenever we have good snow I get the compusion to walk in it. seeing my footprints in the pure nefallen snow.
m0nkeyrama: Modern art
TXC2: dick-esque
DontpingmePlayz: lrrBEEJ
Eklinaar: We need TQ to judge
Aurelius101: For what it's worth I didn't expect you to actually do that.
seantheman2: I've been waiting for Red Read Redemption 2 for a while, so I'm glad that I can see this cool game
Ravynn: Adam always rises to the Dare
Thandres: the postmodern dick art :p
noSmokeFire: adam doesn't back down from twitch chat
Skyboss1996: Adam? A coward? Nope.
Omthebox: I think you're criminally not cowardly.
Eklinaar: Adam "Marty McFly" Savidan
JediTransmit: I just wish this was out on PC.
Aurelius101: No, merely that we can't make you draw a dick in the snow.
Meltalar: pee a dick in the snow! i dare!
seantheman2: also, question for Adam and the chat: is Red Dead 2 worth the buy?
frozenphoenix7: First rule of knowing Adam "Oh, he'll do it."
Pedantically: Ah. There it is. I know nothing about RDR2...I'm just here for Adam roasting chat. :)
chickenace11: you come onto his stream and insult him like this
PerpetualDM: Don't dare Adam. He ain't afraid of no-one. seabatHITBOX
Novus_Spes: Adam, this is a really weird Darkest Dungeon mod. What week we on?
Miss_Katherine: I wasnt even looking forward to this game, but its definitely my top contender for game of the year after playing it
Animekitty93: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:11.
DontpingmePlayz: @seantheman2 i just finished it i preorder it it was good
Omthebox: Pedantically well that's good because I'm here to be roasted KappaCool
TimeToFry: 14 weeks no deaths? Damn
Ravynn: No death Hype
Dr_fragenstien: i think there's like, 2 members of LRR that might not draw a dick in that situation, and that's a hard MAYBE.
DontpingmePlayz: LIKE REALLY GOOD
seantheman2: @DontpingmePlayz reason im asking is because I'm actually planning on getting a PS4 soon
TXC2: Yes Adam
m0nkeyrama: No deaths! \ seabatBRAIN /
Tomasu82: theres a lot of exposition. so probably.
frozenphoenix7: Probably
Omthebox: Don't worry, I'll tell you stupid things to do.
Eklinaar: Wait, are there games where Adam pays attention to the plot?
Miss_Katherine: seantheman2 really liking it, gotta sorta enjoy the wandering around on your horse and hunting and exploring elements, the game has a lot of slow animations and lack of fast travel
marshymarsh14: good thing chat knows everything all the time
Thandres: just do the horse drifting and you´ll be fine :p
seantheman2: also, do you guys recommend playing the first one, as well as undead nightmare?
Skyboss1996: God of war is "Kill all the mans"
DontpingmePlayz: LIke this game was so emmersive i forgot i was a real person
Eklinaar: Oh right, God of War, Jaf'fa kree!
Aurelius101: I went straight from playing Fallout New Vegas to watching this, and...there's surprisingly little difference. Less Ron Perlman, obviously.
TXC2: God of war has plot beyond BOI ? Kappa
seantheman2: @Miss_Katherine that's a bit unfortunate. we'll see what's going on
Miss_Katherine: seantheman2 ...meh, first one is fine, undead nightmare only if you played the first game and wanted more
Omthebox: Put your horse under that rock so it stays still.
TXC2: !clips
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Ravynn: You take that back, God of war had a masterpiece of "Boi! WTF"
Lirelent: triangle too hard
chickenace11: this start makes me want hot chocolate
noSmokeFire: he's doing horse donuts
Miss_Katherine: seantheman2 I mean lol, its really good :D not trying to put you off just fair warning <3
m0nkeyrama: Lots of talking and horse/carriage riding
seantheman2: @Miss_Katherine true. I definitely want to stream them once I get them
TehAmelie: such nice powder snow to be wading hip deep in
Skyboss1996: Listen dutch, there's a lot of snow, and we move slow.
seantheman2: @Miss_Katherine no worries. I'm kind of getting a poll before I consider the game
Miss_Katherine: but like, if there was a $5 DLC to skip skinnign animations I would buy it instantly
Lirelent: shed on left
Omthebox: Is this a cattle shed?
JediTransmit: Not much of a shed is it?
DontpingmePlayz: @seantheman2 i can say its really emersive i forgot i was a real pearson a few times
Abavus: Get your shed together Adam
cloneblade: Arthur you some kind of noob? what happened to your gun slinging prowess?
Phosphatide: just tuned in, what’s the status on #horseballswatch
Abavus: Kappa
seantheman2: @DontpingmePlayz fair enough
Skyboss1996: Cannibals? Cannibals! Kill em all!
noSmokeFire: knife 'em!
NojhLivic: Ooh can we bring a knife to a gun fight?
seantheman2: aim for the head
Omthebox: Run in and knife him a question .
m0nkeyrama: Gunfight!
seantheman2: gotta love them headshots
Dr_fragenstien: to be fair, YOU just started shooting
TehAmelie: shoot first and ask questions later
Miss_Katherine: seantheman2 customizing your weapons is amzing lol - my starting pistol is a blue and gold fancy ass piece of beauty now lol
Miss_Katherine: so fancy
Lirelent: it's hard to see in a snowstorm? is that what you were going to say?
m0nkeyrama: Autoaim PogChamp
Miss_Katherine: your ally shot him Adam lol
Novus_Spes: The events of the incident baffle historians to this day. We may never know what actually happened.
chickenace11: Does time period knows what potato salad is?
DontpingmePlayz: @Miss_Katherine yea now can i ask did your horse die
seantheman2: @Miss_Katherine cool. I definitely want to just play normally before I stream, or just stream as it's going
DontpingmePlayz: like at least once
Miss_Katherine: DontpingmePlayz yes 😡
crispymids: so lame this ain't on pc
Skyboss1996: Nah, he's gone
Animekitty93: Other way I think
frozenphoenix7: He was the other way
Lirelent: we're getting lost in a snowstorm apparently
punchcardy: Wrong way
TimeToFry: Because they were bandits?
Miss_Katherine: DontpingmePlayz goddamn bounty hunters!
Saunabath: Dutch, again!!
Omthebox: I think they killed the family that lived there.
Eklinaar: I don't know, why DID you shoot that guy in the face?
seantheman2: because I basically said shoot him in the head
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I mean you didn't HAVE to
NojhLivic: Cause we found a dead body in their wagon
Miss_Katherine: lol Adam they were bandits, took over this place
Novus_Spes: Adam, we are the bad guys.
noSmokeFire: there was a corpse in the wagon and it looked like they were going to kill your dude
frozenphoenix7: I mean, we are criminals. But they were also criminals.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: gotta call the Horse "Glue"
Skyboss1996: Beans! Biscuts!
Miss_Katherine: we are the Han Solo type bad guys
APrioriOfNothing: Everyones the bad guys
rockyboy78: It's the old west everyone is a bad guy
TehAmelie: hmm, potato salad was brought to the US by german settlers in the 1800s
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun ur nott criminals Your "OutLaws"
Pedantically: This is a weird PUBG mod
seantheman2: is there any ammo in the house that you can pick up?
punchcardy: They were badder guys than us
TheElrad: Adam, you were the one that started shooting
Aurelius101: This is what core gamers want. Two-day shipping and slow-ass animations.
TheElrad: you have to ask yourself why you did that
Narcogen: Every single streamer I've watched has opened fire before Dutch is even in any danger.
banwidthraptor: unless you had a badge then you were a bad guy with bling
seantheman2: @punchcardy you're not wrong
NojhLivic: Yeah in the old west the difference between bad guys and sherriffs was if the town was backing you or not
TXC2: so instead of black and white, it's just black and black?
rockyboy78: and in the LRR story Adam shot first
TehAmelie: so, show me this fancy new invention potato salad?
Omthebox: Littering wasn't invented yet.
Phosphatide: i’m impressed by how natural-looking the search and pickup animations are
DontpingmePlayz: @Miss_Katherine did you finish it
seantheman2: @rockyboy78 could that work for a commodore hustle story or no
cheetoJack: this is my graaaaph
boristhewizard: Ew, these graphics are so much worse than the Gif that was posted on Twitter. Did I just stumble onto watch + play?
DentedPockets: Think that was a challenge, eat the picture!
steelfox13: I'll eat that photo
Miss_Katherine: DontpingmePlayz nooooope
TXC2: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
Dr_fragenstien: we're RICH boys!
TimeToFry: Back then that was a lot, right
Skyboss1996: No LRRBot
Miss_Katherine: DontpingmePlayz been spending 20hours wandering around and robing folk
Meltalar: two panties!
frozenphoenix7: 2.02
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always stuck in the subocean.
DontpingmePlayz: i finshed it
seantheman2: if you don't mind me asking, what made Ultimate epic battle simulator a "watch and play"
JediTransmit: Big pile of lace doilies?
Skyboss1996: that's 2 whole bucks! That's like... a room for a week!
m0nkeyrama: 2 bucks aaand 2 cents? PogChamp We're rich!
Animekitty93: There's an upstairs too
frozenphoenix7: You can climb the laddrr
Noy2222: I've got a ha'penny today! He's got a ha'penny, hooray!
TXC2: seantheman2 it lends itself to goofyness
seantheman2: cause I've played "ultimate epic battle simulator" before and I think it's pretty decent
Novus_Spes: These were the days when a penny still had real buying power.
Thandres: checked upstairs?
Lirelent: yup, this is a viduagame, shoot anything that moves in the face and take anything not nailed down
Mangledpixel: $2 in 1900 is about $60 today
DontpingmePlayz: @Miss_Katherine i would do something else i would lasso lone riders rob them and levae them to die
seantheman2: @TXC2 I mean you're not wrong
Gen2Gengar: This makes me want to play The Long Dark
Skyboss1996: @seantheman2 : It was played as a palate cleanser. Goofy, but not intended as a bad game
seantheman2: @TXC2 like having Chunk Norris fight a turtle or have chickens fight Dynosaurs
salt523: Was there something on the nightstand?
TehAmelie: on one hand money here goes much further than in GTA, but on the other no amount of money and no proximity to hospital will save you if you get shot
PerpetualDM: 60$, like this game?
Miss_Katherine: DontpingmePlayz I was traveling by train and accidentally started a robbery - and OMG you get so much more money doing that than robbing randos or selling wagons lol
seantheman2: @Skyboss1996 gotcha. I thought the show was intended for poorly made games
Omthebox: Everybody had a bag of holding back in the old west.
TXC2: seantheman2 or having 1 zombie fight 1000 chickens
DontpingmePlayz: @Miss_Katherine its more dangerous though
ksurugger1: I just got here. How far into the game is this? I just downloaded it last night and am playing it tonight. Don't want to spoil it
DontpingmePlayz: like the guards
Animekitty93: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:19.
Skyboss1996: 15 minutes
DontpingmePlayz: are pains
TXC2: ksurugger1 like 20 mins in
NojhLivic: Knife him!
seantheman2: @TXC2 althought that is pretty funny
Miss_Katherine: DontpingmePlayz I got so lucky my second train robbery, it came to a stop in the middle of that one giant bridge, and the cops couldnt do anything but take potshots at me from beneath
Skyboss1996: That man knocked off our hat!
Skyboss1996: Kill em!
frozenphoenix7: For those playing RDR2 and dont mind cheesing it a little bit, there is an infinite money glitch if someone wants to abuse it.
DontpingmePlayz: @Miss_Katherine i do it purposely
thelonewolf2112: spare
DontpingmePlayz: so i cant be caught
TehAmelie: "we can always kill him later if that should prove prudent"
Lirelent: are we bounty hunters?
Miss_Katherine: DontpingmePlayz yeah that would be very smart lol
PerpetualDM: Are we batman now?
Gen2Gengar: casual torture
seantheman2: is there a way you can do a "king of the mountain" in RDR2?
Miss_Katherine: we are bountry targets lol PerpetualDM
thelonewolf2112: spare
m0nkeyrama: That man can take a beating
frozenphoenix7: You can technically hunt bounties.
Novus_Spes: The Bad, The Bad, and The More Bad.
frozenphoenix7: But we also are not good people
ehsteveG: #heel
TehAmelie: hmm the lighting is very dramatic but i can't see what those 100+ gigs of textures are worth
mistborn83: I love to see you on stream Adam, but just curious where the rest of the crew has been as of late?
Eklinaar: Renegade playthrough confirmed
Omthebox: Must of had a small neck.
TXC2: No Witnesses, it's the Savidan way
Skyboss1996: You knocked off our hat. In Ye Olde West, that's murderin' time
ThePerrBearr: no one to run and tell daddy
noisyblizzard: BibleThump
Miss_Katherine: frozenphoenix7 I mean, arthur is good people but he does very very bad things lol
PerpetualDM: @Miss_Katherine A so hunted batman.
APrioriOfNothing: That choke should have been like 1 minute 40 seconds longer
DentedPockets: If this were Skyrim, no witnesses would lead to a lot of dead horses.
DontpingmePlayz: @Miss_Katherine Remember we ARE "Outlaws" not criminals we steal from theives
Ravynn: "Pick up, horse"
TXC2: APrioriOfNothing I think it was a neck snap
bigbradley1974: hey its adam
TimeToFry: Horse Bonding Get!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: gotta call the Horse "Glue"
TehAmelie: there's no problems that cab't be solved by creative and vigorous application of animal husbandry
TXC2: what's the Horse's name lrrbot?
Miss_Katherine: DontpingmePlayz lol nope, we criminals as hell, bank robbing, train robbing, thieves as heck
seantheman2: @Bobtheninjagoldfish too soon
ParanoidRabbit: Horsy McHorseface?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't try to be something you're not.
ThePerrBearr: horsehead
KartoffelKaiser: Can you name the horse "The Horse with No Name"?
Lunareclipse123: You get to name it, but not till later
Thandres: nah, horse should be called lasagna :D
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steelfox13: Dog
APrioriOfNothing: @TXC2 Maybe, but then its not a choke. I heard this game was about attention to detail
DontpingmePlayz: @Miss_Katherine lul i love robbing banks
Phosphatide: horse is just stepping on the dude passed out
TehAmelie: ooh can we call horsey Two Robocops?
Skyboss1996: Fire
TheAinMAP: Fire.
TXC2: FIRE: Man's oldest foe
seantheman2: @TehAmelie im cool with that
Omthebox: She seems a bit upset.
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear
Skyboss1996: I don't mean to press this, but fire.
Lirelent: panicBasket
noSmokeFire: micah is an *idiot*
TehAmelie: in an untreated timber cottage, hm, yeah this checks out
Gen2Gengar: That's a fast moving fire
Miss_Katherine: not cold anymore, burn building buirn
kumatsu: I like how they just yell at Micah instead of... putting out the easily controlled initial blaze
DentedPockets: 4 legs?
ehsteveG: Micah is this games Ryder
TehAmelie: because he was named after the two bravest men his daddy knew
noSmokeFire: "I named you after the two bravest men I knew, Two Robocops Potter"
Robot_Bones: its really two elves wearing a horse suit
Miss_Katherine: kumatsu that was an oil fire and there no running
Skyboss1996: We're bad men. But we're not baaad men
Pteraspidomorphi: Impeccable logic
Miss_Katherine: water or fire extinguishers
KartoffelKaiser: Miss its ok we burned your house down but its ok
TehAmelie: :D
DontpingmePlayz: @Miss_Katherine are you near valentine
seantheman2: aaaaand. the house is on fire
Noy2222: I trust them
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @seantheman2 i've always found games try to tug at my heart strings by killing animals so I do things to not get attached to them.
Skyboss1996: *Cowboy music*
TimeToFry: Why'd they burn the house down tho
Phosphatide: we’re heels but we’re the not the ones that get boos
Novus_Spes: We Lawful Evil Boys!
APrioriOfNothing: So you just successfully burned down her house?
NojhLivic: The western equivalent of "dun dun dun" ?
TXC2: Spaghetti western music
aClonedPickle: 'cause micah is dumb & stupid
seantheman2: @Bobtheninjagoldfish interesting
Miss_Katherine: TimeToFry accidentally in a struggle
ogundiety: The animals are usually easier to empathise with than the 'humans' though.
Robot_Bones: and that little boy who nobody liked, grew up to be two Robocops
Skyboss1996: We might be evil, but we're lawful evil.
JediTransmit: It would have been sweet to have Morricone make music for a game.
m0nkeyrama: Harry potter's notoriously bad kid names DansGame
Skyboss1996: Not like those Chaotic evil sorts
Miss_Katherine: Skyboss1996 no, definitely not that...
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Skyboss1996: We've got standards, damn it!
Roland_Malius: Neutral Evil, not Chaotic
Miss_Katherine: Skyboss1996 more like chaotic neutral
ThePerrBearr: oh we';re criminals
APrioriOfNothing: I think bounty hunters?
RayFK: Oh no you are SUPER a criminal
noSmokeFire: criminals, but not monsters
aClonedPickle: you a gang
Animekitty93: We're totally killers!
ThePerrBearr: we're just not bad people
TXC2: we're a better class of Crimals
ehsteveG: Your criminals in denial about being on the wrong side of the law
Skyboss1996: We're criminals. But we're not *Criminal* Criminals
noSmokeFire: and maybe idiots
seantheman2: what exactly is the difference
Animekitty93: Hey Ray!
Miss_Katherine: they dont set out to be evil, they ofen do good, they just want things and freedom
rockyboy78: No you and your gang are def. outlaws
TXC2: hi RayFK
noisyblizzard: they turned her into a window?
OriginalGarwulf: Can I just say how amazing the snow looks. Seriously, I can feel the effort of pushing through it.
frozenphoenix7: We are criminal adjacent
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun you are OutLaws SO ur a little bit worse than criminals
Novus_Spes: Adam, I was being cheeky before but we do seem to be Lawful Evil or what have you.
TimeToFry: Y I K E S
m0nkeyrama: Uuuhhhh
PhoenixMelior: Billiam William?
punchcardy: We’re honorable outlaws
mtvcdm: Language sir,
Ravynn: Micah dies first
Skyboss1996: 1899! Rascisim!
ThePerrBearr: oh be prepared for racism
RayFK: Micah on the other hand, seems to be a FUCK
Bobtheninjagoldfish: That's a YIKES from me now dog.
Dr_fragenstien: that is not a good man
ThePerrBearr: comes with the time period
TXC2: 1900's folks, racism WILL happen, sadly
DontpingmePlayz: GOOD OL MICAH
steelfox13: Historical racist
Omthebox: It took me a few seconds to figure out what he meant. I was thinking, like goblins or something.
TheAinMAP: katesSir
seantheman2: BTW guys, just in case you were not expecting Racism in the game, too bad
Phosphatide: a man so nice they named him twice, bill bill
mercano82: In case it wasn't clear that we're not supposed to like the other guy...
APrioriOfNothing: FIrst action outside of tutorial, shoot Micah in the back
Skyboss1996: Bill. Son of Bill
seantheman2: what's the difference between outlaw and criminal
punchcardy: PR
ehsteveG: Abi-GAIL!
TehAmelie: i think outlaws get wanted posters
Roland_Malius: @seantheman2 semantics
TXC2: seantheman2 an Outlaw doesn't have any protection under the law
TXC2: a Criminal still has rights
nkcola: He's Jon Snow now
TimeToFry: The green screen seems to be doing a little thing in the corner
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun do u need the names because it can get a little confusing
seantheman2: @Roland_Malius I'm not clear on that
Animekitty93: I like that this game properly outlines the subtitles
seantheman2: @TXC2 makes more sense
DontpingmePlayz: and family tree
TXC2: TimeToFry it's a shadow in the room
Skyboss1996: Yeah, Adam. Did you play RDR?
KartoffelKaiser: Btw where is Bray Wyatt why hasn't he been on TV T_T
DentedPockets: Don't need names if you just shoot everyone.
seantheman2: @TXC2 really? I thought that criminals didn't have rights when they were behind bars
rocketjohn: Ahoy there Adam how goes the properly modelled horse-bollocks?
frozenphoenix7: @animekitty93 What, you don't want white subtitles on white snow?
Lirelent: is this xbone?
Skyboss1996: Eh, you know enough
Novus_Spes: THREE TIMES?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the the first marker!
PhoenixMelior: wait you go to Mexico?
ogundiety: Is the 'Abi-GAIL' a reference to something? Just joining the stream
TXC2: seantheman2 no, you're still a human, you always have rights
seantheman2: @KartoffelKaiser I have no idea. it's been a while since I saw him
PhoenixMelior: I thought you were doing the GTA open town world thing
banwidthraptor: did you go to tia juana?
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun so you know john is married to abagil with his son jack
seantheman2: @TXC2 gotcha. I'm guessing the laws changed over the years
Animekitty93: @frozenphoenix7 You know what you're right, white on white! lrrBEEJ
Omthebox: Well they sure got the blinding snow right.
Stoffern: PhoenixMelior In RDR1 half the map is south of the border
Jeezy56: ah yes, this must be just outside Windhelm, by the farms
ogundiety: Those horses are -awfully- close together.
ehsteveG: Abigail is Street Fighter's representation of Canadians
kumatsu: Pinkertons! My WORD!
KartoffelKaiser: How do you kill someone in a GOOD way?
DontpingmePlayz: Ok chat while hes gone lets talk spoilers
TXC2: for those who don;t know, Pinkertons were basically Privet eyes, except really REALLY Bad
Animekitty93: Oh that happens all the time on Tiltyhouse
DentedPockets: @KartoffelKaiser Style points?
DontpingmePlayz: welp nevermind
Omthebox: "let 'me' get that fixed' PAUUUUL
PhoenixMelior: Jeezy56 ah yes, we need to talk to the jarl then
Dr_fragenstien: you accidentally cross a country border, guards catch you, tie you up and put you in a cart
LbxAni: Pinkerton, the best Weezer record and what I named my first cat
TXC2: Fixed!
Novus_Spes: Paul! Fix it! Deliver Us1
potatogangsta: what if Adam's character gets hit over the head, blacks and, and wakes up to find himself in the back of a cart?
Skyboss1996: PAUL
ThePerrBearr: yay Paul!
Papperslappen: lrrSLOTH
m0nkeyrama: Yay Paul!
Miss_Katherine: "Let me get that fixed" - goes and summons Paul
Skyboss1996: HAI PAUL
Animekitty93: Paul to the Rescue!
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: thanks Paul
Thandres: paul saves the day :D
seantheman2: if they are freezing and they want to die, then I suppose it would be "putting them out of their misery", @KartoffelKaiser
rocketjohn: hey there paul
thegreatwyrdling: Hey Paul!
banwidthraptor: that'll be 55 dollars
kumatsu: In cowboy times they didn't have Pauls
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun they had cooked food
Miss_Katherine: Hey Paul! 👋
TXC2: !clips
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potatogangsta: Paul lrrHEART
KartoffelKaiser: @seantheman2 ok that's fair
ThePerrBearr: canned corn
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun hi paul
Lirelent: salted beef
DontpingmePlayz: cooked deer and wolf
boristhewizard: uncooked food
Dr_fragenstien: sofar, a can of peaches
TehAmelie: they didn't even have beds. they just don't sleep. the game told us
boristhewizard: duh
frozenphoenix7: You literally picked up cooked food Adam
Lirelent: salted raw beef
Sannindi: The rawest of meats.
Papperslappen: Cowboys eat smaller cowboys
seantheman2: JUDGE!
circusofkirkus: grass
ThePerrBearr: canned pineapple
ehsteveG: snek oil, no really
Dared00: He's eating horseshoes
steelfox13: Raw cow
Noy2222: Real cowboys eat their cows rare
potatogangsta: It's a cowboy-eat-cowboy world
TXC2: Cowboys HEARD cows, so collected them is not that far off
seantheman2: or turn it into Beef Jerkey
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun how are you today, Paul?
TimeToFry: Dude, this looks dope af
m0nkeyrama: Movie time!
rocketjohn: this is so pretty
Dr_fragenstien: TTours
Animekitty93: Now this is fucking cool!
Eklinaar: Show us your artistic vision, Adam seabatBRAIN
seantheman2: having Paul here is pretty bussing cool
JediTransmit: This is an odd episode of Road Quest.
rocketjohn: this is like the thied or fourth console exclusive that makes me want to buy a console
PhoenixMelior: now which is better, 1, or 2? 1, or 2?
Novus_Spes: Adam, remind yourself, that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Gen2Gengar: A game that plays itself, what a concept
TXC2: "lens 1? or lens 2? 1?.........or 2?"
Mangledpixel: how fast can you cut?
TehAmelie: "hey dude, you liked Brokeback Mountain?"
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Dared00: Now, WWE camera work!
banwidthraptor: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
PhoenixMelior: txc2 with the hive mind
Dr_fragenstien: It's like fast travel, but not fast... travel, I call it
kumatsu: Time to edit together RDR2 DX
ParanoidRabbit: Gameplay?
TXC2: PhoenixMelior it's like we have glasses or something :P
steelfox13: Yeti!
ogundiety: Ah, he must have cut it open with a lightsaber
Thandres: dovahkin!
seantheman2: @Gen2Gengar that sounds a lot like Waynes world a bit if you think about it
CapnRobert: oh hype adam playing red dead
Animekitty93: Except you can't see the health bar I think
PerpetualDM: Are we hiding the loadin scenes now?
Skyboss1996: I found his Tauntaun!
ThePerrBearr: he's in the tauntaun
RayFK: Avalanche
APrioriOfNothing: Louder?
Roland_Malius: guns are louder then shouting
Eklinaar: Press F to yodel
Mangledpixel: because shooting is way louder?
Lirelent: haha to make an avalanch
ogundiety: Gunshots have a LOT more carrying audio with snow dampening, Adam
TheAinMAP: Cue avalanche.
cheetoJack: shooting is VERY loud
ThePerrBearr: gunshot goes farther than a yell
Omthebox: Try shooting louder.
TXC2: what Manner of Egit fires a gun on a snowy mountain?
Novus_Spes: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
TehAmelie: Blackwater? but it's 200 years too early for PMCs
JediTransmit: And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside.
seantheman2: how does one "shoot louder?"
cheetoJack: also that way you announce that you're armed and dangerous
salt523: That is wonderfully realistic. Basic hunting Survival, gunshots into the air.
TXC2: TehAmelie it's 1900
ogundiety: Human vocal areas are actually pretty heavily dampened by snows
Lirelent: @seantheman2 TNT
seantheman2: @Lirelent yep. TNT was around back then
ThePerrBearr: whenever you get on your horse, weapons transfer over... it'll get annoying
Skyboss1996: Get used to having no guns, cause this game really. REALLY likes to toss all of them onto your horse
flapjacksofwar: KillJohn and create a Time Paradox
TXC2: "shotgun blasts are heard, when I rip and kill at will"
xippih: Shoot him!
DontpingmePlayz: you can have 4 guns on you at most
Skyboss1996: Not really no guns, just not having the guns you wanted when you wanted them
NexusVoxx: hey chat i know James wasn't in for Minecrafting, is One More still on?
DontpingmePlayz: or 3 guns and a bow
seantheman2: my playback keeps either fading out, lagging or says " stream machine is not working"
Animekitty93: @NexusVoxx Nope
TXC2: NexusVoxx nope
flapjacksofwar: RIP & TEAR
Thandres: gun dipping in snow doesnt leave a trail 0/10 literally unplayable :o
PhoenixMelior: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [43m ago] @loadingreadyrun> There's only one way to play a cowboy game. | Adam is going live on NewDay Tewsday with Red Dead Redemption 2. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Dqxyg8mVYAAD9li.jpg
PhoenixMelior: ~lasttweet One More
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Adam is playing Red Dead Redemption 2 this afternoon on NewDay. Unfortunately along with MoC from this morning, James also has to bow out of ... One More? So Adam might play through till 6PM (or whenever he feels like calling it quits) with RDR2.
rocketjohn: i assume you're playing this renegade, adam?
ogundiety: Clearly they need ot have killed -more- employees to fix the snow clipping.
TXC2: rocketjohn of course he is
APrioriOfNothing: Tutorials are like that
seantheman2: it is definitely a trap
Animekitty93: You should eat something
CapnRobert: @Skyboss1996 25 hours in the times it put them on the horse without giving you a chance to get some off were few
PhoenixMelior: rocketjohn Rule #1: No witnesses.
DontpingmePlayz: i want a red dead redemption 3 which is a prequel to this game because we never met davey
thekeytoviktory: Hey Adam and chat
TehAmelie: oh no, we're out of core strength
Novus_Spes: "Don't worry, guys. Adam will come looking for us." ....\
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TXC2: hello thekeytoviktory welcome
chickenace11: I would
steelfox13: Adam, Jump!
APrioriOfNothing: How did you hear this guy over the wind around the other side of the mountain top?
flapjacksofwar: Youre a fresh faced newbie, gotta train your stats, Adam
Robot_Bones: why is he climbing the mountain? he is in love with the mountain
cheetoJack: its the perfect crime! No one would come up the mountain to find the people you killed!
xippih: "Mnyaha! My future nemesis I haven't yet met has fallen for my mountain scheme! NYahahaha!
Laserbeaks_Fury: #MuttleyLives
Tinasaurus_Rex: :D
seantheman2: @TXC2 this reminds me of when I was playing Skyrim and I tried fighting a frost troll and I got punched off of a mountain
TimeToFry: You just finished that bottle damn
ThePerrBearr: never skip core day
Tiber727: Alcohol is bad to drink in a snowstorm.
rocketjohn: gotta work that core strength
PhoenixMelior: ugh eating and drinking? Sounds annoying
CapnRobert: I dont think it is
cheetoJack: oh i wish i could maintain my core strength with alcohol
circusofkirkus: whoa, ever heard of leave no trace?
CapnRobert: yeah
TXC2: Drinking Alchol is bad in cold weather
TehAmelie: drinking does drive the heat into your ore. and that's how you get frostbite
Skyboss1996: John Marston
seantheman2: I mean that could actually be pretty funny if that happened
PhoenixMelior: Tiber727 as a Canadian, I disagree
nkcola: Its John Snow
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun just for the record they only have alchol and yes its john
Laserbeaks_Fury: In this game, you crush cans of beans like they're Mountain Dew
Rockario: I thought you had to do crunches to maintain your core? lrrBEEJ
thekeytoviktory: Adam thanks a lot for the other day, your stream and giving away those game codes really helped me recover
TimeToFry: Jason?
seantheman2: @TXC2 yeah because it lowers your inner body temp, right?
flapjacksofwar: Its a Prequel!
sir_jack_DB: JERF
TehAmelie: or the other way around
Novus_Spes: This reminds me of the card game Shootout. You regained health with Beer.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh this is where he gets his scras
Tiber727: @PhoenixMelior Let me correct that then. Drinking alcohol outside in a snowstorm is bad if you like living.
Laserbeaks_Fury: *scars
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seantheman2: @Novus_Spes never heard of that game. it sounds interesting
TXC2: this the guy from the first game?
CapnRobert: you play arthur
m0nkeyrama: Competition PogChamp
thekeytoviktory: oh okay lol that's fine I just don't want them to expire
PhoenixMelior: Tiber727 ah, there's the rub.
seantheman2: @Tiber727 that seems fair
DontpingmePlayz: you play with john as a part of dutch vander lindes gang before hel eft
flapjacksofwar: Just as Arthur I think
Skyboss1996: You're mostly Aurthur
Gen2Gengar: Why did he go rock climbing without his horse
PhoenixMelior: Adam " lrrEFF Arthur" Savidan
Novus_Spes: @seantheman2 I recommend it. Straightforward and fun western game.
Skyboss1996: You'll see
Omthebox: The wind blew him there.
ThePerrBearr: looks like he got attacked by an animal
TimeToFry: Oh fuck
Animekitty93: Got lost in the snow I'm guessing....Oh wolves!
APrioriOfNothing: Wolf
ThePerrBearr: i'd say wolves
TheAinMAP: Dog?
seantheman2: @Novus_Spes I don't play western games usually
Rockario: Wolufs!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Doggos!
Animekitty93: So that's why we have a shot gun
Skyboss1996: *tense cowboy music*
Abavus: jamiePuphug doggo huggos
APrioriOfNothing: Hitting it with a truck doesnt work
Thandres: maybe he was on his way to become a mountain trap laying villain :o
flapjacksofwar: Thats why he ran. Danger Hounds
MrSVCD: @loadingreadyrun Evolution Sidewalk Slam?
APrioriOfNothing: Doggo want hug with teeth
TXC2: "ah wolfy, put down that hours dourve, It's time for the main course"
Skyboss1996: angry doggos!
Robot_Bones: baba yagas
Thandres: just punch them in the nose!
m0nkeyrama: OhMyDog
CapnRobert: not yet normally you could skin em
Gen2Gengar: When wolves hear gunshots, they run right towards them
Thandres: who needs ammo
Roland_Malius: buckshot to the face is... bad for the pelt
frozenphoenix7: Cant skin them yet
Eklinaar: those wolves didn't even drop any sweet loot!
JediTransmit: No, they killed Wick's dog!
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun its a prequel to the first game so basically its before john left the game
DontpingmePlayz: gang*
Animekitty93: I know that feeling all to well :/
m0nkeyrama: If dark souls taught me anything, it's that video game dogs suck
RayFK: Wrestling has been haaaaard to watch recently
Lord_Hosk: Adam, what do you want to do?
tangerineparasol: Feel better adam
TXC2: Things take time chat, you have to be patient
noSmokeFire: he's gonna get rabies!
rocketjohn: wrestling has been shitty of late, but evo was a bright spot
DontpingmePlayz: That right
DontpingmePlayz: 2010
MrSVCD: @loadingreadyrun no worries.
Mangledpixel: "what the sam hill is a veedeeo game?"
Skyboss1996: KOBE
JediTransmit: But not on PC so it didn't matter.
xmetal280: Don’t apologize for taking care of yourself man! 👍🏻
APrioriOfNothing: WOWW
rocketjohn: well, i say wrestling, i mean wwe
Master_Gunner: baby wolves
cheetoJack: these wolves are more well organized than most people i know
Novus_Spes: @DontpingmePlayz It is? Oh whoa, that puts a layer of dramatic irony to all this.
TimeToFry: Jesus christ
APrioriOfNothing: Nice shots Adam
TheMerricat: Given how the WWE has handles the whole Saudia Arabia thing, I wouldn't blame Adam and Graham for shelving SWS for a bit.
Tiber727: What the heck kinda aggressive wolves are these? Do they have rabies?
Animekitty93: Damnit I need that 1st try emote :D
Omthebox: When did you get good at shooting....
Skyboss1996: Im suprised your wrist aint broke
xippih: Kobe is definately the measurement for accuracy in the Old Wild West Kappa
Novus_Spes: @cheetoJack Can I hire these wolves? Or send their LinkedIn to people? I mean look at that team work!
Omthebox: Yes. That's why I'm surprised.
m0nkeyrama: Sniping wolves with a shotty
rocketjohn: yes, that's why om asked.
Skyboss1996: Saw-off shotguns one handed are a great way to break your wrist
Ravynn: We've seen Adam zero on to James's back a lot in PUBG
Thandres: aim assist is in this game, so thats the answer Kappa
kumatsu: I'd love to own an Adam Savidan businesss card
TXC2: god Parry Adam Savidan
frozenphoenix7: Patron God of Parries and Blocks
flapjacksofwar: Adam `Deadeye` Savadan
Lord_Hosk goes to vistaprint to get that actual business card printed.
noSmokeFire: muzzle velocity or "bullet yeet"
BlindProphet32: I thought it was Adam "T-Pose" Savidan that was on your business cards
Gen2Gengar: John's dead
m0nkeyrama: Parries and footsies
Omthebox: I take offence to that sentiment.
rocketjohn: you were great, adam
Tiber727: That's not what you said when playing Slay the Spire, Adam!
frozenphoenix7: You said you were the block God the other day. Forget which stream, but it was within the past like week.
Spluuga: yeah, pressing buttans wins games
m0nkeyrama: It was fun to watch
Papperslappen: That super hero game seems to be a lot of fun
Omthebox: They're going to eat him
Stoffern: Is that John's future wife?
rocketjohn: i'd welcome an adam-create character in a multi-part Dice Friends
Rockario: It was funny, there wasn't a whole lot of interactions with civilians that would have gave you a chance
CapnRobert: not yet the game doesnt open up and let you do what you want till you get out of the mountains and set up camp
cheetoJack: I think the complaint is that it goes on like this for like 3 hours?
Eklinaar: In COD you'd have killed a whole batallion by now
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun gang currently Dutch Vander linde Aurthur morgan john marston javier escula hosea bill willamson micah bell
flapjacksofwar: Its a dense game. Lots to see and do
JosephDeath: 3 hours? Don't feel like it took me that long
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack clearly these people have never played a JRPG in their lives
PhoenixMelior: 3 hours? That's NOTHING!
Skyboss1996: Waitin' out the Thaw, and the Law
Papperslappen: In COD you've already put down the game, had a sandwich and played 2 hours of Fortnite instead
Omthebox: PhoenixMelior to be fair, that's why I don't play JRPG's anymore.
cheetoJack: PhoenixMelior yeah but if I'm playing Grand Theft Horse I just want to get to grand thievery
coelopteryx: headcanon: psinaps applied to be on jeopardy and they actually invited him on, but then when he got there they were like "oh wait you're that super-genius guy from tv, having you on the show wouldn't be fair to the other contestants cuz you're just too smart" so that's how he didn't break out of local into national tv
frozenphoenix7: The looting and skinning is what is slow to me, not the intro personally
PhoenixMelior: Omthebox *shrug* more for me then!
theunknownpoetb: And we’ll be with for the full 3 hours Adam!
Pedantically: @PhoenixMelior - yeah...FF13 took half the game to get....good?
ThePerrBearr: the formal son
CapnRobert: yeah he basically raised you
ThePerrBearr: not relative son
Skyboss1996: the western son
PhoenixMelior: Pedantically "good"
CapnRobert: not actually son
Omthebox: PhoenixMelior take em, I'll watch the good ones :D
frozenphoenix7: Formal son
xmetal280: For new missions, talk to people or go to yellow items on maps
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun dutch took in arthur and john when they were young
salt523: Just look how real that hatband is!
DontpingmePlayz: arthur is older
flapjacksofwar: Cowboy Pa
PhoenixMelior: wait I came in late, is there a man named The Dutch?
Omthebox: Adam, you should be proud. I moved you to my main monitor.
TXC2: PhoenixMelior indeed there is
Animekitty93: Wow Micah needs to shut his hole
Mangledpixel: well, you aren't supposed to like Micah
rocketjohn: micah is such a fucking dick
TXC2: just Dutch, not the
steelfox13: THE Dutch!
Pedantically: @PhoenixMelior - I admit, I had fun with the paradigm system once I unlocked more classes for each character. But it took SO LONG to get there....
m0nkeyrama: When can we ditch micah DansGame
PhoenixMelior: Pedantically there were SOME good points about the game, but they intentionally overdid or overplayed them so you wouldn't enjoy it anymore
noSmokeFire: I like his fuzzy coat
flapjacksofwar: Micah always starting trouble
seantheman2: oh hey Trevor is in the game
seantheman2: I didn't know that Trevor is in this game
TXC2: hmm, would "bushwacked" be a term in America lingo at this point?
seantheman2: remember Trevor from GTA 5? Similar hair cut
seantheman2: @TXC2 good question
PhoenixMelior: Trevor? I don't see a bald man with a large crazy beard.
Skyboss1996: by 1899? yes.
TehAmelie: they say it in True Grit
PhoenixMelior: I miss Beard Squad.
seantheman2: @PhoenixMelior I thought it was the hair mostly
TheElrad: so, this revenge thingy is getting our boss or the people we left behind killed, right?
flapjacksofwar: Dutch didnt choose the Outlaw life
TehAmelie: which is my one stop shop for historical accuracy
TXC2: Bald with a large beard is how all the guys in GTAV look
Skyboss1996: First used in 1866
Pedantically: @TXC2 according to google just now, it was coined in 1809
seantheman2: @TehAmelie which version? the old one or the new one?
TXC2: Pedantically huh, ok then
TehAmelie: new
Animekitty93: If I had more than one monitor :(
TheMandrew: cheers to Adam's mom!
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:13.
vinvis_: Adam you're my only monitor :)
Skyboss1996: Adam's always on main monitor. Casue I've only got one
seantheman2: @TehAmelie I don't remember that movie as much
cheetoJack: Adam I didn't know you had a whole academy raise you. Wow.
TXC2: 2 monitors would ruin me
ysurin91: 2 monitors for life
Omthebox: I'd enjoy meeting adam's mom. We'd talk about ricearoni.
Lirelent: i went down to 1 monitor the size of 2 monitors
seantheman2: I need to get a second monitor
flapjacksofwar: I only have a laptop :(
m0nkeyrama: Living the laptop life NotLikeThis
Pedantically: I have 2 at work...it's great
Animekitty93: I don't even know what I would do with Two monitors
TheElrad: where do you think Adam learned to telekinesis in a T-pose? the Academy
justwhatever_idk: dear adam what is your horse's name
Omthebox: I have a laptop. AND two monitors Kappa
Animekitty93: @flapjacksofwar Same, same. It sucks games wise
seantheman2: I might actually get a second monitor this week as well as a microphone
TehAmelie: i don't know what i'd do without two screens
TheMandrew: Don't tech shame Adam
Gen2Gengar: I'm connsidering gettinng a third, vertical monitor, but I feel like it's too much luxury
ceLaguna: Name is Steve
Thandres: adam "hates people with one monitor" savidan Kappa
steelfox13: my phone is my second monitor
TXC2: you name it in your heart
Pedantically: you tell twitch chat the name
seantheman2: shots fired @Thandres
justwhatever_idk: Name is The Great Horse Bastard
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun dutch is the gang leader basically everyone is like your family
chickenace11: I have two laptops one is a bit bigger then the other but has worst volume so there is a trade off that i must chose every time I watch LRR
nkcola: Horse Name: Glue Factory Reject
ParanoidRabbit: Name the horse: "Kitten"!
m0nkeyrama: Monitor shaming BibleThump
PhoenixMelior: I, for one, am good with either
vinvis_: Only having one monitor means I can have Adam on all my monitors :)
Robot_Bones: They said your horses name was Two RoboCops
Animekitty93: lrrWOW
Pedantically: And so it shall be
PhoenixMelior: OTAKU JEFF IS BACK!
Omthebox: Otaku Jeff
Skyboss1996: Adam Savidan and Otaku Jeff!
Meltalar: name it chat! it derped at the pole
TehAmelie: i thought we agreed on Two Robocops
justwhatever_idk: Otaku Jeff is here
TXC2: Otaku Jeff FOREVER!
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff lives on!
PhoenixMelior: Taco Jeff!
flapjacksofwar: Elitist Adam is only friends with you if you two or more monitors
seantheman2: or just "Jeff"
Animekitty93: Is that a reference I don't get?
salt523: Do you Name your horse Artex, in preperation for a sad ending?
Robot_Bones: taco Jeff?
Omthebox: Otaku "two robocops" Jeff
Fluffy776: I don't know how anyone programs with a second monitor while one is in portrait. I don't know how I ever did it
Tomasu82: dang it! I have three...
PhoenixMelior: wait, doesn't LRR have three monitors?
Tomasu82: am sad now
BrokenWagonwheel: I will die by my 21:9 monitor
StephenJM81: so we are friends while I am at work, but not at home?
Fluffy776: *Doesn't. Yay, mornings
justwhatever_idk: why would you ever get off Otaku Jeff
TXC2: but LRR has 3 monitors ? Kappa
Alephred: I think having two monitors has shortened my attention span.
TehAmelie: any more than three monitors and they're some Ozymandias wannabe. that's the rule
TheMandrew: the old west
Skyboss1996: Arthur, what's taking you so long? I forgot how to get off my horse
vinvis_: Snow mechanics are cool!!!
PhoenixMelior: Kappa Kappa Kappa
flapjacksofwar: Pretty background
Tiber727: How to suck up: I have two monitors, and they're both watching this stream. Kappa
noSmokeFire: you're in the west, moving east, but I don't know more specifically
justwhatever_idk: in Yeehaw City, USA
mtvcdm: How much can we stamp down the snow in a given splotch of ground? Just curious?
seantheman2: Three Monitors is just overkill, unless you're used to it
Skyboss1996: The county of YEE, state of HAW
forlornhope22: Montana maybe?
DontpingmePlayz: @LoadingReadyRun yes you do
TXC2: maybe Utah?
steelfox13: ahh yes, Old West Montana
chi7891: This game would be great but its controls SUCK.
TheElrad: Adam's relationship with LRR is strictly business, cause of the monitors
flapjacksofwar: Yes
DontpingmePlayz: yes you can give it a name
BrokenWagonwheel: I think this is where they discovered Mtn dew
cheetoJack: what about all those times Otaku Jeff died in Dark Souls
cutaos: later on you can name it ya
xmetal280: Name it later at a stable
m0nkeyrama: Naming comes a bit later
flapjacksofwar: Its part of a quest
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack he lived, he died, he lived again
seantheman2: I love how we're making "memes" about monitors
Pedantically: I try not to remember Limp Bizket, at all. Let alone individual songs :P
lostindagame: i think when u stable ur horse u can customize it so i guess u can name it then
TehAmelie: let's get down to business
mtvcdm: We can name it now, we just can't officially name it until later. I say its name is Norse The Horse.
ThePerrBearr: need some snowshoes
chickenace11: I will never play this game but the animation is great
ThePerrBearr: love snowshoing
seantheman2: do you guys want to do a poll for the horse name?
Omthebox: Snow is fine. Its the damp that sucks.
TXC2: walking in snow is scary to me
seantheman2: snow sucks in general
Omthebox: Scary?
KartoffelKaiser: Explosions are also pretty but I don't want to be in the middle of one
PhoenixMelior: txc2 don't come to Alberta in winter then
seantheman2: for me anyway
flapjacksofwar: Make a Snowman
mtvcdm: Snow is pretty until you have to live in it.
chickenace11: depends on if the snow is light and fluffy or wet and dense in my mind
TXC2: PhoenixMelior noted
jakepep08: could the horses name be arthur dies near the end of the game?
Rumiir_the_Dragon: Dealt with snow like that in Greenland a few times, but was also -20 too. Suuuuuucked
seantheman2: @PhoenixMelior Chicago snow is pretty damn bad, especially around February
chickenace11: I live in Maine where snow is a way of life
TehAmelie: i think the prettiness of snow is why i associate beauty with deadly danger
xmetal280: I love Florida snow.
noSmokeFire: or at least, like, tin
Pedantically: Yep! Agreed 100% with Adam. I moved from Pittsburgh PA to Tulsa OK and I do NOT miss the northeastern winters at all.
APrioriOfNothing: He's very lawful evil
ThePerrBearr: they're trying to just be free
PhoenixMelior: seantheman2 Calgary had two feet of snow at the beginning of October. Overnight.
flapjacksofwar: Dutch has grand plans
seantheman2: wait, Victoria doesn't have snow? well I might know where I might live at some point
Omthebox: I live in Montana, it snowed last week
boristhewizard: Whenever Dutch's voice cracks, he reminds me of Farley's "Down by the River" Skit
ThePerrBearr: @chickenace11 me too! grew up in jackman
TXC2: seantheman2 it gets snow like every 4 years
Skyboss1996: Midwest winters vary real hard.
noSmokeFire: slide down on your butt
Animekitty93: It occasionally snows in Oregon, no one knows what to do when that happens :D
flapjacksofwar: You go fishing with Dutch in Chapter 3
APrioriOfNothing: I do what I want! *falls off cliff*
seantheman2: @PhoenixMelior I was actually driving to work when it randomly went snowy for half an hour
Morrigan9: Maine here. down south
Skyboss1996: Like, we either get all the snow, or it's just cold and dry
seantheman2: @TXC2 what does? i'm getting distracted with chat
TXC2: when we get snow here in the UK, we just shut down
vulcurdi1: Was snowing on Saturday in Enland.
BloodnBullets: i hate games that hide collectibles in the tutorial.
TheManaLeek: I never had a GT :(
mtvcdm: I proposed this in the discord earlier, but I say we just duct tape the leaves to the trees. Then they can't fall and if the leaves don't fall winter can't start. That's just science.
CataclysmicReverb: Uwuzawa's Jitte?
TXC2: seantheman2 Victoria gets snow only every few years
seantheman2: @TXC2 ah ok. that's not bad
TheManaLeek: I was always stuck with the crappy Crazy Carpets
flapjacksofwar: Name tha horse Yarghul
Animekitty93: @mtvcdm "Science" Kappa
seantheman2: @TXC2 Chicago gets nailed pretty hard once every few years 2
Omthebox: I just get to count the accidents on the highway when it snows.
Pedantically: L3
TehAmelie: that's ludicrous. what we need to do is pump tree juice into the trees to keep them from absorbing it out of their leaves
Animekitty93: L3
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun I know that where I live, the storms get crazy sometimes
punchcardy: Press left triigeer
samus_of_all_trades: bend your knees
PhoenixMelior: seantheman2 ... and? It snowed here for a week straight. Though now it's lovely fall weather with no end in sight, for some reason
Tiber727: @mtvcdm Too much duct tape. I propose tiny alarm clocks for squirrels. Wake them up early and winter will last not even a day.
mtvcdm: Pulp all the trees for their tasty juices. Then they won't lose their leaves.
MungoDude: hey! what's happening?
Skyboss1996: Cinematic shots!
Pedantically: Adam is a cowboy
TheMerricat: wow video and chat are rally out of sync for me, chat was answering Adam before he asked how to crouchfo me.
Skyboss1996: EZ Game for babies?
ceLaguna: Playing with auto-aim enabled ohnLUL
seantheman2: @PhoenixMelior people were going crazy on the roads, and somehow we got super busy
mtvcdm: It's hiiiiiiigggghhh noon.
flapjacksofwar: Curve the bullet!
JediTransmit: Cool, it's a spencer carbine.
TehAmelie: ha, we are literally Wanted, we should get to bend bullets
Skyboss1996: OUR HAT
ParanoidRabbit: HAT!
m0nkeyrama: Guns were much easier to shoot in the old west Kappa
samus_of_all_trades: your hat!
samus_of_all_trades: nooo!
seantheman2: can you Max Payne your way through the shootout?
mtvcdm: Not the hat!
Camail: reset, hat% is ruined
TXC2: Man why can't we go back to lever actions?
Skyboss1996: Gonna kill all yall for what ya did to mah hat!
samus_of_all_trades: everyone, wait! i have to find my hat!
ehsteveG: It's ok, you can pick up and wear any hat you find on the ground
TXC2: "No dont toggle maps!"
samus_of_all_trades: and my contact lense!
Tiber727: That's why lore is bad.
BloodnBullets: "timeout! i need to check my book!"
TehAmelie: can you wear multiple hats?
Zebunisher: dear journal:i am gettign shot at;like right now
ParanoidRabbit: "Dear journal: This firefight I'm currently in sucks"
ehsteveG: it WAS a bad guy
Ukon_vasara: Wasted
ThePerrBearr: WASTED
PhoenixMelior: DEAD
mtvcdm: DEAD
Pedantically: f
holidayMD: Wasted
noSmokeFire: YOU DIED
Animekitty93: WASTED
mampfreeed: he died son
thegreatwyrdling: F
TehAmelie: dear journal: i got a hole in me aaaaaaargh
samus_of_all_trades: at least youre with your hat noe
mampfreeed: F
DentedPockets: Now you just need to unlock the READ and the REDEMPTION endings?
TheElrad: have you tried staying in cover, Adam?
Thandres: "dear journal, those outlaws are hella rude for shooting at me while writing"
chickenace11: well he did put the DEAD into this games title
BloodnBullets: so weve had red and dead, now we get redemption?
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: Don't forget to dive.
TheMerricat: hey look, the dead is RED!
xmetal280: Hold right to get your satchel
PhoenixMelior: Adam, LRRbot says remember to dive
Animekitty93: HEADSHOT
Skyboss1996: Ooooh
mampfreeed: he ded son
samus_of_all_trades: i didn't know they had slomo in the wild wild west
Pedantically: Keep looting until you find a 4x?
TheMerricat: Goldfish Facts: "Most goldfish keepers will have heard the “fact” that goldfish memory spans are just three seconds long – but is it true? The answer is a very definite no! Scientist have proven that goldfish memory spans are nowhere near as short as three seconds. Your goldfish can actually remember things for at least five months!"
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun BTW Adam your podcast "sidewalk slam" has gotten me interested more in the Narrative of pro wrestling and booking. thank you for the inspiration
Skyboss1996: The Spencer carbine, not known for having quick reloads
mtvcdm: We should at least be carrying a Vector into this.
TehAmelie: do you get tacticool fast reloads if you time it well? i know some games like that
chickenace11: oh the guy on the water tower jumps
seantheman2: @mtvcdm that and an M4 or a Kar98k
mtvcdm: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
Pedantically: @seantheman2 - ideal loadout is an SLR (or SKS) and an M4.
Thandres: it always amazes me how people see enemies so far away in shooters ;o
chickenace11: inside the box is : Adam
mtvcdm: In the face.
Gen2Gengar: Are there gatling guns in this game?
ThePerrBearr: you can take other people hats
seantheman2: @Pedantically seems like a pretty good loadout
Skyboss1996: Snaps to the face
m0nkeyrama: People can really shrug off bullets PogChamp
salt523: Adam have you ever seen Bone Tomahawk?
samus_of_all_trades: all the ppl
Animekitty93: I mean its a gang, soooo alot
Angnor33: Use a grenade!
Pedantically: @seantheman2 - Mostly because I'm not a good enough shot to get consistent kills with a Kar or M24.
Spluuga: more like hat-aim
Theycallmejokke: Call in an air strick
samus_of_all_trades: poppin outta the snow like daisies
TheElrad: use you super, Adam
seantheman2: @Pedantically im a decent sniper, but I don't snipe often
chickenace11: did Paul mess with this to auto aim for the hats?
Thandres: i think your kill streak is high enough, call in the helicopter Kappa
seantheman2: KOBE!
seantheman2: Adam got a "KOBE!!!" shot
mampfreeed: napping toddler
Skyboss1996: Horse drugs, human drugs. Beans
samus_of_all_trades: what if i can ride a gun and shoot a horse
mtvcdm: But can they save a horse and ride a cowboy?
seantheman2: @mtvcdm love that song
TehAmelie: what we need is a hobby horse that's also a gun
forlornhope22: always be advancing.
Theycallmejokke: Killing men, okay. killing horse, greatest monster ever :D
Animekitty93: What's Dead Eye?
Lirelent: dead eye?
seantheman2: @TehAmelie that was from screencheat, right?
mosartov: bullet time
Animekitty93: Oh damn It's HIGH NOON
seantheman2: also, is that game still around?
Ukon_vasara: its high noon
Gen2Gengar: VATs
TehAmelie: i thought i made it up >_>
chickenace11: that was cool
m0nkeyrama: Oh baby
Pedantically: Who said Max Payne a few minutes ago? Because they fucking called it!
seantheman2: @Pedantically I did
Opie74: it is indeed high noon
mampfreeed: it's hiiiigh noon basically
samus_of_all_trades: kill the cowboy generator
seantheman2: @Pedantically I was asking if there was a Max Payne Element to this game. this definitely answers my question
mampfreeed: yes relatable
Mangledpixel: or Dva eats it all
mtvcdm: For a few dollars more.
CapnRobert: you can hold a certain amount of each item
ThePerrBearr: free shipping and slow looting
samus_of_all_trades: i can autoaim in real life
CataclysmicReverb: its high noon winking face okay hand crying emoji
Skyboss1996: Things gamers love. Free 2 day shipping, slow loot, and High Noon
mampfreeed: no genji feckin deflects it at you
seantheman2: @Skyboss1996 sounds like a good combo
TXC2: I put it to you, that when people say they want "realism" in their games, then mean no clipping in the animation
ehsteveG: what a little litter bug
TXC2: *they mean
Skyboss1996: don't miss anything
seantheman2: also, aren't the repeaters technically winchesters?
Animekitty93: I mean Free Stuff!
Skyboss1996: Nope. These are modled after the Spencer Carbine
Skyboss1996: tube mag loaded in the stock.
Pedantically: @txc2 And realistic physics. Like, The Force Unleashed. People can't really throw bad guys through walls with their minds. But when I do it in a video game, I want it to happen believably.
seantheman2: ah ok. when did the winchester come out? late 1800's?
Skyboss1996: around the same time
thebeardedpadre just subscribed with Twitch Prime. thebeardedpadre subscribed for 2 months in a row!
thebeardedpadre: Loot all the things!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, thebeardedpadre! (Today's storm count: 21)
noSmokeFire: he's making snow angels
samus_of_all_trades: just like real life!
Animekitty93: Hahahhahaha
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun I need to head off to class. have a good stream
thegreatwyrdling: Adam no!
samus_of_all_trades: except the bodies i loot just disapear
rocketjohn: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
TXC2: so long seantheman2 have fun
TheElrad: Adam YES! lrrBEEJ
noSmokeFire: My Little Pony: Friendship is Cowboys
seantheman2: bye chat! gotta go to class.
m0nkeyrama: That man is very impatient
thegreatwyrdling: @TheElrad He's on a Beej Timeout!
Skyboss1996: They self piled! How considerate
max_zuercher: he doesn't respect the loot
mampfreeed: GET OVER HERE!
chickenace11: hold on I need to see if this guys got good loot
TXC2: it's.....an OK show Adam
Animekitty93: It's a good show if you get past the obvious cuteness
MungoDude: I've only seen the oldschool 1980's MLP
TXC2: I've not watched it in a LONG time
ehsteveG: *loots last body* Alrighty good stream everyone! Up next is....
max_zuercher: really?!
Lord_ZYRK: Well then clearly you should stream some MLP games Keepo
max_zuercher: My Little pony is an ok show?!
Thandres: eh season 4 got waaay too "lazor pwe pwe" for my taste so i dropped it, can recommend the first 3 though :)
mampfreeed: I'm to young for this
Skyboss1996: hey. Ever cartridge you loot is one you don't have to pay for
Procrastronauts: It's one of those things like Adventure Time and Steven Universe where I watched like two episodes, thought it was good, then never watched it again
BloodnBullets: possibly not worth looting everyone...
CapnRobert: its up to you I did find as you get further in the game I had less and less reason to loot and now I basically dont
Twiztid828: Sup
mampfreeed: #genocide *so many bodies*
Lord_ZYRK: Adam doesn't loot things because he HAS to LUL
samus_of_all_trades: i'd have to loot everything and everyone...it would really bug me
ehsteveG: I can't wait for the 4 hour mark where he unlocks the poker minigame
brainbosh: Ooh, better be acle to wear that belt buckle.
TXC2: Procrastronauts Steven universe gets A LOT better
Thandres: gun oil? does it let you turn into a gun? :o
justwhatever_idk: I've heard looting in the early game is worth it but later on it doesn't matter
cheetoJack: you gotta loot everything. What if they have something useful
Skyboss1996: you know you can go first person?
Theycallmejokke: a cigar score
Crad0k: rockstar: shit UIs since 1997
Twiztid828: What’s the best way to make money in this game
BloodnBullets: clearly they arent that good at planning if they are all dead...
noSmokeFire: somebody put together a Steven Universe machete order to skim past the slower/more annoying parts of the early episodes
mampfreeed: genocide
Skyboss1996: BEANS! Hell yah!
ThePerrBearr: could be anything in that dynamite box
samus_of_all_trades: sexy sexy dynamite
Skyboss1996: Well, I assume it smells different when it goes off
forlornhope22: dynamite is just nitro rolled in paper.
Dr_fragenstien: you could probably smell if the paper was rotting, which would be bad dynamyte
Crad0k: BloodnBullets well, you have to leave the Lester assassination missions until *after* the big score so you can.... oh, wait, this game, i don't know...
forlornhope22: so it can change smell.
TheMerricat: dynamice gets old and unstable, I'm guess you can tell how fresh it is by smelling ti to see if the volitle stuff is still coming off or not
Angnor33: I think, when dynamite gets old, you can smell the nitroglycerine that is leaking out of it.
Crad0k: yeah, dynamite does actually smell different when it starts going bad
Twiztid828: I need to make some money fast so I can buy new horses and guns
Angnor33: In game or out?
Skyboss1996: Skyrim horse up the mountian!
Crad0k: yeah, it starts weeping nitro glycerine, so old dynamite is hilariously unstable
Animekitty93: Foreshadowing??
samus_of_all_trades: and they'll know that we know that they know where we are
Skyboss1996: Must be Dutch's gang. Riding single file, to hide their numbers
Twiztid828: This is the intro, how are you still at the beginning?
mampfreeed: I like the music
samus_of_all_trades: to pretend they are just one long horse with many legs
TXC2: back 4000 years ago
Mangledpixel: horses were originally very different looking animals
Skyboss1996: back in the yee haw days?
Mangledpixel: we bred them for riding
justwhatever_idk: Adam would ride an Mammoth because he is big brained
Theycallmejokke: Catch that pokemon Adam
AbnormAnomaly: what is worse is the first person to drink cow milk. Who looks at that and said I want to suck on that?
Ukon_vasara: these horses can go quite high, saw the clip of someone clipping on and edge and accidentally jettisoning themselves into the stratosphere
samus_of_all_trades: yes in american history books that it is called that
flapjacksofwar: The Giddyup Era
Twiztid828: You could ride mammoths in far cry primal
ehsteveG: Mash X to sprint/ gallop A L W A Y S
Lord_ZYRK: If you see an animal significantly larger than you your first first instinct isn't "yo I'd probably look rad riding that thing around PogChamp "
DentedPockets: That poor horse!
flapjacksofwar: come on and SLAM
chickenace11: first try
aClonedPickle: pvpHog pvpTie lrrBEEJ
TXC2: AbnormAnomaly same person who say a calf grow 4 times it's size in 12 months
ThePerrBearr: lol
mampfreeed: neck broken
TXC2: *saw
justwhatever_idk: the Yeehepoch
Theycallmejokke: Hog tire him
mampfreeed: he ded son
Skyboss1996: eheheh
salt523: Make a penis out of him in the snow.
Gen2Gengar: Realstic ragdolls
Animekitty93: !clips
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TwitchTVsFrank: lol
Procrastronauts: His hat must be fuckin' superglued to his head
Thandres: i think someone mentioned that you can hold x to run or at least change it to that
thegreatwyrdling: Adam is so mean.
steelfox13: hit X with the horses's gallop
flapjacksofwar: Adam is a serious Cowboy
Crad0k: i hope this guy is 'dead or alive'
ehsteveG: I'm amazed he still has his hat
TXC2: how is he not dead?
StephenJM81: throw him off a cliff
samus_of_all_trades: magnets
holidayMD: Ok Mr. Nobody
boristhewizard: Give'em a BURNING HAMMER
chickenace11: no the game wants you to bring him back
ThePerrBearr: i mean, you'll probably fail the mission , but you could
Thandres: throw him yourself and shoot him out of mid air! :o
DentedPockets: Yes! Find a bridge and toss him off!
KidAmn: He's Nobody! Quick, someone go tell Polyphemus we found him!
manfred909: last game you just through them on the tracks
Theycallmejokke: "Boss look what I found, can I keep him I promish I'll take good care of him"
flapjacksofwar: cheer100
Skyboss1996: Kobe?
Stoffern: If you drop him of youre just gonna have to go get him at the bottom...
TXC2: "we'll roll him up in a carpet then throw him off a bridge"
max_zuercher: this is cruel and unusual punishment
m0nkeyrama: He's got grippy plot armor
justwhatever_idk: tfw you get hogtied in a blizzard and they decide to throw you off the nearest cliffside
PerpetualDM: Put him on the train tracks!
mampfreeed: violence parantal advisory
LetsConsider: I thought he was glitch wiggling
thegreatwyrdling: cheer100
justwhatever_idk: soft locked: cannot get on horse
Procrastronauts: You don't hold L2 to get on the horse
aClonedPickle: no, you should be able to ride
ThePerrBearr: you should be able to ride
Skyboss1996: *what's takin Arthur so long?* "I bet he forgot how to get on his horse again"
Tripleyew: 'afternoon, Adam, and howdy all
mampfreeed: *boy* Kratos confirmed?
samus_of_all_trades: horse says noooo too heavy
manfred909: seabatBRAIN
Lord_ZYRK: Tripleyew lrrBEEJ /
Skyboss1996: Boy?
ceLaguna: Kieran Knightley
TXC2: hello Tripleyew welcome
samus_of_all_trades: his dialogue should be full of oofs and ouches
mampfreeed: ooF
TXC2: "oh what win't we gonna do to you boi"
samus_of_all_trades: magnets
Thandres: magnets adam, like duh!
emonotony: I presume the "horse balls" joke has been done about a thousand times?
Lord_ZYRK: He's just very attached to that horse, Adam Kappa
samus_of_all_trades: how do they work
Meltalar: you stowed im on the horse
Tiber727: Gravity squeeze him to the horse!
m0nkeyrama: That's gotta be so uncomfortable bouncing around on that horse
mampfreeed: flex tape obviously
Tripleyew: either tie him down or just hitch a rope to his feet and drag him through the snow...
coelopteryx: if he's not tied to the saddle, rolling off the back runs the danger of getting kicked in the head by a hoof
justwhatever_idk: probably because he's hogtied and he wouldn't be able to run away so he'd just get caught again and they'd be more pissed at him
Lord_ZYRK: m0nkeyrama imagine how the horse feels
max_zuercher: dutch will feed him the dynamite...
ThePerrBearr: only 204 more bones to go
m0nkeyrama: @Lord_ZYRK Poor horse benginCry
samus_of_all_trades: dynamite in lemon butter sauce
Skyboss1996: Whisky and dynamite do not mix
rustenskurk: Are we the baddies?
mampfreeed: he's held in place by flex tape
Skyboss1996: Yup
Lord_ZYRK: samus_of_all_trades just like mom used to make
rockyboy78: not bad outlaw
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strigonLeader: @mampfreeed he's probably just frozen to the horse
TheElrad: @rustenskurk we are baddies, the people we're currenty fighting are also the baddies
Lord_ZYRK: Good. . . bad. . . we're the guy with the gun.
emonotony: Lord_ZYRK I spent six goddamn hours yesterday speed-finishing the cloak... and I made some pretty large mistakes?
TwitchTVsFrank: throw him n the fire
rustenskurk: TheElrad What about the dude on our horse?
TheElrad: @rustenskurk he runs with the bad guys, no idea how bad he is
samus_of_all_trades: lets make snow angels!!
JoeKim just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. JoeKim subscribed for 9 months in a row!
JoeKim: is it true that Adam is the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the west?
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Lord_ZYRK: emonotony uhhh. . . wut
flapjacksofwar: I dont think these guys are good at hospitality...
TehAmelie: or let's reenact Hateful Eight. this set looks really similar
emonotony: Lord_ZYRK I have talked about the halloween cloak with you before, right?
chickenace11: that is now one of my many mottos
Lord_ZYRK: emonotony you have not MingLee
Skyboss1996: He's pretty Rooty.
PhoenixMelior: JoeKim you quote Toy Story? How dare
Skyboss1996: A bit less tooty
JoeKim: you betcha
mampfreeed: Arthur was like 'Now watch me whip'
samus_of_all_trades: toot toot
emonotony: Well, ow. I went from 10pm to 4am just nonstop sewing to make it.
TehAmelie: he's mediocrooting
JoeKim: also the buttons configuration in this game is garbage
boristhewizard: 0/10 rooter, 10/10 tooter. Evens itself out.
Lord_ZYRK: He's a nine on the tootin scale, but only a six on the rootin
steelfox13: rootin fruitin
ehsteveG: I'm lead to believe Graham is a 10/10 tooter Kappa
PerpetualDM: Fool, Doom toots as he pleases!!!
Papperslappen: I recommend you max out rootin before tootin
Lord_ZYRK: emonotony not all by hand I hope
backwards_into_hell: if the core runs out it regenerates slower i think
flapjacksofwar: IIrc, if the core runs out the ability wont recharge naturally?
Skyboss1996: A rabbit. Singular
JoeKim: think of Cores as your Regen counter. as long as you have cores, you'll regen
justwhatever_idk: Adam Roots like a champ, it's is Toots where he could really shine if he put in the work
emonotony: Lord_ZYRK All by hand!
samus_of_all_trades: the rabbit is named mr snuggles
JoeKim: the bars around your cores is the actual meters
JoeKim: and cores deplete over time
samus_of_all_trades: we are not eating the rabbit
Lord_ZYRK: emonotony ouch! Your poor fingers
flapjacksofwar: Sleep, food, drink, tonics, cigarettes will charge the core so you can keep Rustlin'
Blizzinam just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Blizzinam subscribed for 29 months in a row!
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JoeKim: there are like. 14 people in camp
JoeKim: not enough cans of food for that many
TehAmelie: salted offal? why would you want to taste MORE of it?
ThePerrBearr: is offal sold by weight or volume?
JediTransmit: That food sounds offal
Tripleyew: "assorted salted offal" - yum! just like mom used to make...
samus_of_all_trades: but you were super chill about it
Lord_ZYRK: Cool bats has chill game
emonotony: Tripleyew Yes, but unironically
boristhewizard: But we're the main character so everything we do is justified
Charlemandias: pretty chill so far, apart from all the murderin
emonotony: Tripleyew Mixed with taters
Pedantically: Puns were a mistake
EVILmono: jumpmaChuckle
emonotony: Adam the first rule of Stairs Club is the internet makes you stupid.
Tripleyew: @emonotony that's just mean to taters
chickenace11: Puns are never a mistake
JoeKim: also Arthur Morgan is the angriest "i wanna do nothing" cowboy ever
Lord_ZYRK: Charlemandias it's chill murder CoolCat
steelfox13: I know where there are like 10 wolves to harvest
justwhatever_idk: @chickenace11 only punintended
flapjacksofwar: Hold the touchpad
Skyboss1996: Wolves aren't good eating
m0nkeyrama: benginPun No such thing as an offal pun benginPun
flapjacksofwar: Later on, you can set a waypoint, turn on Cinimatic Mode, and your horse will self drive itself to the location
EVILmono: Puns are a mistake if they have a t in it
emonotony: Tripleyew I mean I'm poor, so I still eat offal ~weekly?
TheNideon: Cinematic Mode = Spectator Mode?
samus_of_all_trades: life would be so much more epic with a cinematic mode and bgm
chickenace11: I'm not saying all puns are good but what I am saying is that puns are never a mistake
Charlemandias: @Lord_ZYRK It sure is in these mountains
flapjacksofwar: Push the touchpad to get out of Cinimatic Mode
EVILmono: pun(t)s
Lord_ZYRK: Spectator Mode PogChamp
Krokaar: ib4yourshot
justwhatever_idk: love to spectate a Movie
TXC2: EVILmono careful
m0nkeyrama: Spectator Mode seabatBRAIN
emonotony: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:33:38.
emonotony: The horse's freezing his balls off.
JediTransmit: That horse is now a horse-popsicle.
APrioriOfNothing: I would motion that we put giving the horse a name to a vote in chat if it wouln't result in HorsyMcHorsyFace
TheNideon: Did Adam start streaming this game today?
JoeKim: yes nideon
samus_of_all_trades: the dev team went so far with the realism, they programmed the horses to feel pain
drcanonball: so is this the best game released this year?
m0nkeyrama: These horses are pretty casual about running around in the snow/ice cold water
TXC2: APrioriOfNothing the horse's name if Otaku Jeff
TheNideon: Thanks @JoeKim
samus_of_all_trades: WHAT?!
JoeKim: this is about an hour into the game
APrioriOfNothing: @TXC2 I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was a Dark Souls horse.
JoeKim: not even
Ukon_vasara: thats a perfect name for a horse
strigonLeader: what's your horse called
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:35:07.
flapjacksofwar: Use your Special Eyes
PerpetualDM: Sweet, we've got detective vision.
JoeKim: the track gets "lit up" but it's hard to see in teh snow
EVILmono: In World War Two, a common coffee substitute was ground acorn.
Tempest2097: Hallo everyone
Tempest2097: How is the game?
emonotony: Tempest2097 Not very godo
KidAmn: @EVILmono the best part of waking up is nut in your cup?
samus_of_all_trades: IM WHAT
Lirelent: does acorn have caffiene?
TheMandrew: master hunter Adam Savagedan?
emonotony: Slow and buggy.
JoeKim: the game barely started yall
JoeKim: calm down
JoeKim: this game is amazing
Skyboss1996: PEW
samus_of_all_trades: THANKS
justwhatever_idk: game low key telling adam he stank
Lord_ZYRK: Lirelent it does not, but it was a popular beverage with certain Native American tribes.
EVILmono: There is a mountain in British Columbia called "Unnecessary Mountain".
flapjacksofwar: While using Eagle Eye you can kinda see a faint trail coming off of you that shows you what direction the wind is blowing
thetoastmonster: Shhh.. I'm hunting wabbits!
emonotony: JoeKim 90min in, barely started, plenty of bugs and bizarre UI choices. Kiiinda not good news. Also, no bowling.
SquareDotCube: well, it's amazing until the realism gets in the way, I've heard
MilkInBag: Adam the COWBOY PogChamp my man
FITorion: sneaking up on the dead deer
Tempest2097: That's certainly some good water animation
EVILmono: There’s a mountain in Australia called Mount Disappointment. The explorers who first climbed it thought the view from the top was a bit boring.
JoeKim: it's a slow start for a 60+ hour game
TehAmelie: eh, Sea of Thieves really raised the bar for water simulation
Lord_ZYRK: The only thing with making most things with acorns is you have to leech the massive amount of tannins out for it to not be nauseatingly bitter
Tempest2097: Aaaaaand 70 bears jump out
JoeKim: but the game itself is fantastic
Tempest2097: Seventy. Bears.
Crad0k: play the song!
emonotony: SquareDotCube Getting a pretty distinct GTAIV vibe honestly. And the only good bit of GTAIV was Gay Tony.
MilkInBag: this game made me Kreygasm so many times, also the deers are on the left
KidAmn: Do it!
mtvcdm: Games are allowed to take whatever pace they feel.
salt523: Left
Pedantically: YES. Play the song
samus_of_all_trades: just shoot all the bison and then not be able to carry any of it back to camp
seltier596: woooooo choo choo
Thandres: so when did we become a hanzo main? :o
nkcola: LEFT
ThePerrBearr: across the river
Halvhir: Be vewy, vewy quiet...
cutaos: im happy but yes play the song
Charlemandias: Froot Froot
mtvcdm: We're playing as McCree, not as Tracer.
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
thetoastmonster: 360noscope
m0nkeyrama: Autoaiming god PogChamp
manfred909: song?
Lord_ZYRK: You forgot to Kobe NotLikeThis
TheNideon: Quickscope 'em
samus_of_all_trades: no, keep killing, this is the oregon trail yall
flapjacksofwar: That third one killed your Father! Vengance!!
JoeKim: right in the neck
Tempest2097: Nice shot
strigonLeader: what song
ThePerrBearr: that's what layers are for
CapnRobert: you used up your stamina core holding the bow draw , once you run out of stamina bar it uses the core
noSmokeFire: kobe venison
emonotony: I dunno maybe them boots are waxed.
mtvcdm: Adam, did you check to make sure it's deer season?
thegreatwyrdling: He just killed Bambi's mom!
JoeKim: so your stamina core is out, which means you wont regen stamina until you eat
TXC2: wow we just clean lifted that dear
Tempest2097: That's very realistic neck jiggling of a dead deer.
strigonLeader: kobe vision
MilkInBag: hey Adam, hope you can enjoy this game at your pace and chat doesn't become full of troglodytes with spears, the immersion is really enjoyable in this game
mtvcdm: Do you have your deer-hunting permit? You could be facing a stiff fine.
BlindProphet32: also good lord the upper body strength there
Tempest2097: Does the horse ever worry like
chickenace11: who cares about fines when you already killed somebody
m0nkeyrama: Best boy jeff
Theycallmejokke: Deer is back on the menue boys
max_zuercher: like 2 days
Tempest2097: "Holy shit that's a dead prey animal, he's gonna come for me next"
rockyboy78: 2 weeks
Roland_Malius: need to eat, your core is out
TehAmelie: a horse that doesn't teleport to your side at any moment? what is this, some realistic game?
flapjacksofwar: Lots of Stew and Salted Venison
ThePerrBearr: a couple weeks
TXC2: a week at least
noSmokeFire: they're apparently ok eating offal, so maybe a while
Skyboss1996: Uhh, if you made stew? Maybe a while
mtvcdm: Also, can't you only carry 200 pounds back to the wagon?
Halvhir: deer stew would last a good long time
MungoDude: would you smoke it so it keeps?
rockyboy78: if you are willing to eat organs
Dr_fragenstien: tight rationing, I bet you could get 1 week off 1 deer
Tempest2097: You could smoke a lot of things so they keep.
Skyboss1996: Smoking would take too long. We're making soup, because people are legit starting to starve
mtvcdm: Are we delivering this deer by weight or by volume?
FITorion: 14 people? full rations... like 2 days... with rationing like a week
Tempest2097: Soup is a good plan
Tempest2097: In any climate
TXC2: but you play dark souls, and thats a flawless masterpeice Kappa
TheMerricat: After field-dressing, the average deer weighs between 75 and 125 pounds
salt523: Depends on what you're cooking. Soups and stews where you're eating small pieces of meat but lots of filler a deer can feed a lot of people or a few for a while.
emonotony: About 50 man-days?
Soul1355: ooh, that sounds cool, gotta go look that up
Skyboss1996: We're also probably gonna use everything here. organs, fat, muscle, everything
TXC2: TheMerricat really? I was thinking they were over 200
MilkInBag: spoiler: they say O'Discroll too many times
mtvcdm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:01.
MungoDude: what would you make from the skin? shoes?
TheMerricat: @TXC2 that was google speaking so....
TehAmelie: with nothing else to eat at all you can probably go through it fast. . .
flapjacksofwar: Time flies when your YeeHawing
Skyboss1996: Big mood adam
PhoenixMelior: breaks are allowed
aClonedPickle: time flies when you're ignoring exposition :v
m0nkeyrama: Too much fun being a cowboy
PhoenixMelior: maybe James will bring you lunch Kappa
Animekitty93: Same, I haven't eaten since 9:30am
emonotony: TheMerricat About 100mil calories, according to back of envelope math?
mtvcdm: Go ahead, get a break in, have a food.
Tser1ng: Every time they say O'Driscol take a drink.
samus_of_all_trades: venison is good
flapjacksofwar: I had Enchiladas! :V
MilkInBag: yeah time flies in RDR2, yesterday I was out trying to break a horse, and bam 3 hours later I realize I'm late for bed
mtvcdm: Maybe you can have some deer.
Tempest2097: I CALLED IT
noSmokeFire: eat the bear!
flapjacksofwar: FIGHT IT
EVILmono: kill it
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 a American deer are not quite that large
Pedantically: bear? []
Tempest2097: I fucking called it, seventy bears.
flapjacksofwar: Establish Dominance
TheNideon: Burly boy bear
JoeKim: charles yells at you
emonotony: TheMerricat So four days per deer at max for 14 folk?
KartoffelKaiser: Time to collect some bear asses PogChamp
Thandres: just punch it!
PandasAndPancakes: be-be-be-be-bear!
MilkInBag: LUL
noSmokeFire: punch the bear!!
Tempest2097: YES
boristhewizard: Is this game just an extended Skyrim tutorial?
APrioriOfNothing: Uh
mtvcdm: lrrGREED
APrioriOfNothing: Guns are wanted
MilkInBag: inb4 FAILED mission
mtvcdm: !clip
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Scrubbodiestobears: I can say from experience
Skyboss1996: Maybe not the bow?
CapnRobert: you got this
brainbosh: Wait, why is a bear awake?
Scrubbodiestobears: this is a bad plan
Stoffern: Lets hunt a bear with a bow!
MungoDude: it's only a 2/2
salt523: Gun!
Jackal720: a bear awake in winter is a very messed up bear
Pedantically: Meh. It's like, a 7/10. Max
samus_of_all_trades: use the dynamite!
TXC2: now a Bear is a good eating right? Kappa
Animekitty93: lrrGREED lrrGREED
thegreatwyrdling: Adam no!
CapnRobert: use the gun deadeye it
Crad0k: don't do it!
ehsteveG: lrrFINE
MilkInBag: absolute unit
noSmokeFire: crouch for sneak attack damage
TwitchTVsFrank: a bow?!?!
m0nkeyrama: Bear's got a lot of meat
flapjacksofwar: WHy bring back two deer when you can bring back one deer and a bear!
ThePerrBearr: maybe you should have grabbed the rifle or shotgun
Lord_ZYRK: They'll never expect it seabatBRAIN
chickenace11: chants kill the bear. kill the bear
KartoffelKaiser: dude with a bow? You need your biggest gun for this one
MilkInBag: RIP
steelfox13: Adam Yes
samus_of_all_trades: hit it with the deer!
TXC2: Nothing can go wrong Kappa
ben_hax: yrs
JoeKim: you're dead
JoeKim: super dead
MilkInBag: LUL
justwhatever_idk: he's charging right in wow
salt523: FIght
PandasAndPancakes: ADAM
noSmokeFire: boy can MOVE
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear
thegreatwyrdling: F
Scrubbodiestobears: WASTED
JoeKim: you dont have enough damage
mtvcdm: I mean, I don't know what you were expecting.
CapnRobert: use the gun and deadeye you can take it
flapjacksofwar: You kill bear
JoeKim: even with a shotgun
noSmokeFire: hey it's red dead
Pedantically: I was just about to suggest a gun
Tempest2097: I'm not gonna lie
MilkInBag: time to restart from beginning Kappa
KidAmn: you die slightly slower
emonotony: How long can a bear survive off one Adam?
TXC2: oh we got BUSSED
APrioriOfNothing: Yep, that's about right
Alephred: That charging bear was terrifying.
Angnor33: Hmm. That did not go well.
Lord_ZYRK: How could it have all gone so expectedly yet so wrong NotLikeThis
Tempest2097: That was pretty funny
TheElrad: ADAM Savidan, Master huntsman
TheMerricat: then you'll scare off all the animals
Soul1355: ywah, that's what happens when you pick a fight with a bear all right
PandasAndPancakes: Bear has zero chill
Robot_Bones: katesDied katesDied katesDied
max_zuercher: Bears are fast! Holy Shit!
Papperslappen: the bear collected 1 cowboy ass
Scrubbodiestobears: i like how i tuned in JUST in time for that
KartoffelKaiser: Dude bears can shrug off gunshots a bow isn't going to do a goddamned thing
Animekitty93: WASTED
sir_jack_DB: well that was unbearable
ThePerrBearr: grizzlies can run about 35 mph
Pedantically: Just dreaming about getting mauled by a bear
Scrubbodiestobears: It's like i was summoned
m0nkeyrama: Bear didn't appreciate that
HesGotNoPants: just in time to see adam eat it
strigonLeader: use the gun
mtvcdm: You were not equipped for Bear Force One.
CapnRobert: you can take it
CapnRobert: deadeye
Morrigan9: adam hasn't seen the revanent
MilkInBag: there is an achievement if you kill it Kappa
noSmokeFire: it's the dark souls in you
TXC2: this is why you use a 30-06 at about 200 yards to kill a Bear
flapjacksofwar: SHotgun beats bear?
emonotony: How long can a bear eat off one Adam?
DentedPockets: Find the bear again and get your Redemption.
Tempest2097: Adam
APrioriOfNothing: You have aim assist
poohshoes: dont bring a bow to a bear fight
Scrubbodiestobears: Shotgun does not actually beat bear
peepperypeppers: Riffle em
Tempest2097: The Bear, the bear's filled with gold and meat
WonderfulGlory: Like killing that demon thing at the start of bloodborne
teh_v: Think of all the meat on that beer
MilkInBag: oh it skipped the bear LUL
beowuuf: adam uses tiny balls on american's apex predator...let's see what happens!
Tempest2097: The bear's filled with gold I tells ya!
Tempest2097: GOLD
Skyboss1996: Aww! BOO
emonotony: teh_v Think about all the beer on that beer.
noSmokeFire: go back!!!
flapjacksofwar: lame
Animekitty93: The game knew!
ThePerrBearr: it started at the bear
HesGotNoPants: one more time! one more time!
PhoenixMelior: laaaamae
cloneblade: random encounter?
MilkInBag: spoiler: it won't be there if you go back
m0nkeyrama: Lol, it could read your mind
ehsteveG: Pave the save, we gotta fight this bear Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: The game was like "he's gonna try to kill it again if we give him the bear lets not"
Tripleyew: Did I hear that the bear drops an awesome katana? Is that right?
flapjacksofwar: Theres a trophy for finding and fighting 18 bears
MilkInBag: time to restartr
strigonLeader: use the gun man
TwitchTVsFrank: lame
frozenphoenix7: Its saving you from yourself
APrioriOfNothing: There will be more chances to die to a bear
Tempest2097: Guess he'll never get the sweet bear cannon
rocketjohn: oh bother, said pooh
MilkInBag: oh yeah there are nastier bears
Tempest2097: It shoots bears!
tvenn: aw hell yeah
emonotony: It was the dragonbear. You can make dragonbear armor outta it.
Lord_ZYRK: You only proved you aren't responsible enough for a bear of your own yet. Maybe when you're older Keepo
flapjacksofwar: Time for some Bear Blasting
strigonLeader: rip
mtvcdm: What was the bear carrying, LRRbot?
MilkInBag: are you allowed to stream a movie? Kappa
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3352: "I'm not letting you name our chickens." —Ian, to Cori [2016-08-31]
emonotony: Lord_ZYRK Are you saying he doesn't have a right to bear arms?
APrioriOfNothing: Too bad, that bear drops a sweet katana
Lord_ZYRK: flapjacksofwar similar to humpcatting?
mtvcdm: The bear had chickens.
max_zuercher: poor horse legs, going through cold water and then snow every couple minutes
Lord_ZYRK: emonotony bear arms, bear legs, or any other bear parts.
Skyboss1996: A cowboy Katana. A hatchet?
Lord_ZYRK: A cowboy sword PogChamp
Scrubbodiestobears: cowboy katana... a cowtana?
EVILmono: Bearly made it back...
m0nkeyrama: DansGame
SquareDotCube: Cowboy katana? So Red Steel 2?
boristhewizard: Try opening the cheat menu and typing in "O CANADA"
samus_of_all_trades: "we got killed by a bear but they we got better"
emonotony: Only a master bowman can kill a bear with one
flapjacksofwar: Cant I just use cheatcodes to get gud?
Skyboss1996: You like venison camp? What? All I heard was yes.
Tempest2097: "sane"
Skyboss1996: navy rum, over proof
nkcola: gotta love that Navy rum
ThePerrBearr: pearson should have a hat one with that balding head of his
Lord_ZYRK: Protip: alcohol and cold weather are not a great idea
TXC2: define over
samus_of_all_trades: innuendo...?
CapnRobert: lol
Stoffern: The amount of times they mention that hand...hes gonna lose it, isnt he?
Countsacula: Alex might say that...
flapjacksofwar: Dont break eye contact with them
KartoffelKaiser: "haha i just threatened to kill you isn't that funny"
ThePerrBearr: oh yeah, skinning
Lord_ZYRK: Real friends are cool with a little mutual skinning Kappa
Skyboss1996: Yup. That's meat.
PandasAndPancakes: My man is FAST
Pedantically: That's crazy efficient skinning :P
ThePerrBearr: wait until you skin a rabbit
TXC2: WOW we skinned that REAL fast
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: So by "Together" you meant, "We have to do all the work"
BloodnBullets: so much for doing it "together"
Ukon_vasara: "judgin by your reaction, i was joking"
emonotony: TXC2 skinningfastalloneword
cutaos: still weirds me out that you skin stuff that detailed but you dont gut them..
Lord_ZYRK: The knife that skinned a deer in less than twelve parsecs WutFace
ThePerrBearr: "skin" a rabbit, or as i've taking to calling it. "peeling" a rabbit
Tempest2097: Got that deer out of its coat faster than a skunk gets me out of mine
HesGotNoPants: say thatskinning thing next time graham asks you to clean the prop room @loadingreadyrun
TehAmelie: bragging about how fast you can skin animals is sort of a double turn-off for the ladies
PerpetualDM: Monster hunter? PogChamp
mtvcdm: I assume we've long ago made the requisite 'dutch again' joke.
TXC2: TehAmelie does that mean it's a turn on? or a super turn off? Kappa
TehAmelie: one of those, sure
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: ohai folks. are we the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the west?
Skyboss1996: John "Thick headed" Marston
TXC2: hello CarsmushPromthenSpupplins welcome
Skyboss1996: FOOD TIME?!
ehsteveG: It's a dead heat!
mtvcdm: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
noSmokeFire: consume!
TXC2: no worries Adam
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: do a eat!
Crad0k: you can probably hit Esc to pause the cutscene
Dr_fragenstien: that'll be a good time to start a load of landry
Lord_ZYRK: You were thinking you'd just live off the land Kappa
ehsteveG: you can pause cutscenes if you'd like
manfred909: hmm food
MungoDude: LUL
TehAmelie: we can live on deer, dirt and snow right
BloodnBullets: hey chat, I never played RDR #1, is the story related at all? do i need to play the first before playing the second?
Charlemandias: Froot Froot
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
m0nkeyrama: My mom hated that line
flapjacksofwar: hes off to Rustle up some grub
emonotony: BloodnBullets It's a prequel
Lord_ZYRK: ^
BloodnBullets: sweet, thanks @emonotony !
emonotony: I mean I dunno if I'd buy rdr2 now honestly
Lord_ZYRK: emonotony but would you buy this? https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/425/268/f85.jpg
BloodnBullets: i dont know if i will get it straight away, but ether way im not really planning to play #1 before i do.
emonotony: Also not.
ben_hax: i got fallout 76 because I thiufgt ut looked better. pc beta starting soon
backwards_into_hell: its only tenuously related to #1
ben_hax: thought it**
TehAmelie: this is the game that's so large it's making people reconsider their hard drive choices right
brainbosh: Wait, Read Dead Redemption 2 is a prequel AND the third game in the series?
Tempest2097: Yes
ben_hax: wow
Tempest2097: Red Dead Revolver was the first
Lirelent: @brainbosh ... I mean of course
emonotony: And so detailed it slows into a huge slog you may or may not like relatively fast?
flapjacksofwar: Weird Timelines arnt just for Movies anymore!
mtvcdm: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (9d, 21:05 from now)
peepperypeppers: @brainbosh if you all remember, RD1 was set in the waning years of the wild west. It makes sense that you would want to go back into the prime of the west for a western game
TehAmelie: it's soo cinematic
brainbosh: Man this timeline is confusing.
emonotony: If you like cinematic cutscenes, boy is RDR2 ever the game for you
ben_hax: how much acctual gameplay is there it Just looks like cinematics
Tempest2097: Of course the 4th game in the series was Red Dead Revolution, the story of a cowboy caught up in the aftermath of the Russian Civil war and a love affair with a Russian noble.
peepperypeppers: The overarching plot is less important than the experience of living in the world of the game
Scrubbodiestobears: @Tempest2097 that was the dancing game, right?
TehAmelie: and then Red Dead Reconstruction. . .
Tempest2097: Then came Red Dead-Head-Fred, the fifth game in the series
emonotony: ben_hax There's a LOT of gameplay. Most of it is kinda sorta randomly generated and pretty repetitive?
Alephred: DDR: Dance Dance Dr. Zhvago.
brainbosh: We aren't even done with the intro tutorial yet, right?
Tempest2097: And then Red Dead ReVengeance.
MungoDude: and then Red Dead Space
emonotony: RDR2 is like GTAIV... or MGSIV?
Tempest2097: In which you play as Raiden, a cyborg Ninja, in the old West.
brainbosh: Red Dead Faction sounds actually fun.
Ukon_vasara: yeah, did feel a bit odd, that last bit, where the npc chatting at you while ya meander back to camp with the deer, and theres a bear, and game said 'hey, maybe dont fight the bear' and adam fought the bear, and it respawned him after that point so the player couldnt derail the story any further
TehAmelie: electrolytes. . .i need electrolytes
Ukon_vasara: that felt real odd
Tempest2097: Like
emonotony: Ukon_vasara Everything I see shows that pretty heavily sets a tone?
Tempest2097: Maybe the person just wanted to fight a bear
mtvcdm: That schedule is likely going to break down somewhat due to DB prep.
Tempest2097: Who says we can't fight a bear?
emonotony: Tempest2097 Rockstar does.
TXC2: the game did
brainbosh: Take drugs. Fight a bear.
Tempest2097: Incorrect, the Bear says we can't fight him.
ben_hax: when is DB
Tempest2097: With his claws.
Scrubbodiestobears: yeah that was absolutely the bear's decision
Animekitty93: So Chat, how worth it is the LRR Hoodie? Cause I've had some real bad Hoodies in my life
PhoenixMelior: did Adam say how long he'd be? A longer break? (That's fine I'm just curious)
Ukon_vasara: like 5 mins
MungoDude: DB isn't until November, it'll be fine Kappa
PhoenixMelior: Animekitty93 I'm told very worth it, but if you have long ass arms check the measurements on the site for the thumb holes
Juliamon: Animekitty93 it's SUCH a good hoodie
Rockario: I have heard the hoodie is soft and wonderful
Thandres: man, i was gonna take vacation this year for desertbus, but then some stupid project at work had presentation day just that week, so i cant just no show :/
manfred909: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at http://desertbus.org/ and twitch.tv/desertbus
PhoenixMelior: according to the site my arms are too long for the holes so I've been holding off
brainbosh: I really want to get the hoodie, but these long arms and torso makes any specialty one a no go.
Pteraspidomorphi: (Begins friday of next week)
Juliamon: You don't have to use the thumb holes (I'm not right now)
TXC2: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (9d, 21:00 from now)
Animekitty93: Thanks Folks! I'll see where I can scrounge up $60+ :D
Tempest2097: OH I almost forgot
Tempest2097: They announced a new sequel to the long running Red Dead series.
Tempest2097: Red Dead I am Bread.
PhoenixMelior: Juliamon if they're there, my body WILL try to use them if I'm fiddling.
TehAmelie: actually i've long wanted to see something with a cyborg being stuck in a place so far below their tech level they can't keep up maintenance or even have any tasks to do that would be made easy enough with their cyborg powers to be worth the effort of staying functional
TXC2: Tempest2097 get out Kappa
PhoenixMelior: and I want my hoodies to last
ben_hax: thoughts on fallout76
Animekitty93: @Tempest2097 I'm really impressed that you found one that Rhymed :D
TehAmelie: ever since i saw Jax in Miortal Kombat 10 using his soft metal arms to fix a tractor i guess
emonotony: TehAmelie Literally why I moved into an university city.
brainbosh: @TehAmelie Cyborg back to the future 3?
TXC2: man Mortal kombat 10's story was way better then it had any right to be
emonotony: TehAmelie My cyborg maintenance is impossible to do without the tools here, and well, the parts breaking will probably kill me
thegreatwyrdling: @Tempest2097 lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: yeah that works out better eh
thegreatwyrdling: @flapjacksofwar lrrFINE
flapjacksofwar: Everything is fine until you realize its actually on fire!
emonotony: TehAmelie I mean most cyborg parts are pretty essential function-wise?
TXC2: Depends on the Cyborg I guess
Master_Gunner: you're here!
DentedPockets: My cyborg appendix says otherwise.
noSmokeFire: hi, back, I'm chat
Skyboss1996: Did ya get yer good noms?
TXC2: And we're back
m0nkeyrama: Welcome back
MungoDude: hi Back! I'm Dad.
Ukon_vasara: hes here PogChamp
brainbosh: So do we feel that people with external improvements (ie glasses) count as cyborgs or just the implants?
Animekitty93: Welcome Back Adam
flapjacksofwar: Adam is back in the saddle!
thegreatwyrdling: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
manfred909: lrrCHKN
TXC2: brainbosh a cyborg has parts Replaced, glasses are an addition
CapnRobert: yay
emonotony: brainbosh It needs to have mechanical or electrical function that responds to feedback and be integrated.
Eklinaar: Is that Travis Wellingham?
samus_of_all_trades: everyone get their dynamite snacks?
CapnRobert: close to it
samus_of_all_trades: i made mine with tomato sauce
CapnRobert: well there are more tutorials but the game opens up
emonotony: brainbosh If you can take off the parts and replace them with new ones without an install process, it ain't a cyborg. If the bits are inert, ain't a cyborg.
Skyboss1996: *Advernturous Cowboy music*
TXC2: in my Head, Dutch is voiced by Jeff Bridges
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
noSmokeFire: doesn't look like any of them are Travis Willingham
Tempest2097: We're on Bearwatch Alpha Adam
Tempest2097: If we see a bear, we'll let you know
brainbosh: @emonotony So hearing aid implants count?
TheNideon: This 'Cowboy music' has electric guitar? Or is it something else?
TheElrad: double tap x to move up?
samus_of_all_trades: you prolly should be tbh
emonotony: brainbosh Sure do. As do pacemakers.
Tempest2097: That's why we're watching for bears.
rocketjohn: metal stringed banjo mebbe
Tempest2097: So you can 1/1 that son of a gun
Mysticman89: is on of our hos horses wearing a diaper?
m0nkeyrama: Bear had better bomb rares
PerpetualDM: I glance over to the other screen where Phantom Train is being fought in FFXIV.
DentedPockets: At this point, it's 0-1 Drop. lrrBEEJ
JoeKim: dont worry adam
TXC2: I do my best work when I'm 0-2
JoeKim: theres a legendary bear for you to hunt
Tiber727: That's why you sideboard bear spray.
CapnRobert: yes the music in this game is great imo
TXC2: like no joke, went 0-2, then 5-2 on Arena today
thegreatwyrdling: @DentedPockets harsh!
TheElrad: I think the double tap only works if you're automaticaly following the road
Skyboss1996: We're talking cowboy music. Not *Sad Radio Cowboy music*
TXC2: Adam gotta get GAINS!
emonotony: brainbosh I have a cyborg skull because uh, my original one wasn't working?
Tempest2097: Also, Adam, consider including a giant growth.
rocketjohn: i love the soundtrack to hateful 8
Noxenluxe: Cowboy music or old western music? SeriousSloth
Tempest2097: That bear is 3/3
Lord_ZYRK: Gotta take that sacrament in the IRON CHURCH
PhoenixMelior: I forgot that your boi was a full time streamer
rockyboy78: good thing you wake up super
mtvcdm: That's still snow
goldheartache56: why not lift while streaming lol
TXC2: goldheartache56 sadly he dont do that
brainbosh: @emonotony Sounds rough, that must have been a hell of an install.
TheElrad harmonicas like in a spaghetti western
flapjacksofwar: Later in the game you can hunt a legendary bear with one of your buddies
emonotony: brainbosh 11h in surgery ward.
CapnRobert: @Skyboss1996 yeah were talking ennio morricone
ehsteveG: That 'C' at the top is more important than the meter on the bottom
emonotony: Not rebranding to BakeUpSuper now that it's legal, Adam?
ehsteveG: "I DON'T lose!' -Alex, SF3S
noSmokeFire: what if you started a bakery?
Lord_ZYRK: Adam "I don't smoke weed!" Dankidan Kappa
Skyboss1996: What if we have Adam do some cooking shows?
brainbosh: @emonotony Yikes
emonotony: SteveBeej to WeedBeej was a brilliant moment
flapjacksofwar: Good Ol Bill... bless his heart
TheElrad: Adam "confirmed weedsman" savidan
Ukon_vasara: yup, weed slows me down, and i am not quick enough to be getting slowed down like that
Mysticman89: weed muffins sounds like a solid future
Tempest2097: Orrrrrr you could start a reptiles dealer
Papperslappen: weed memes are better than weed
Tempest2097: And be a Snake-up-Super
flapjacksofwar: Weed was the friends we made along the way
coelopteryx: imagine that whole thing where people think cars look stylish and have cool colors, but applied to horses. "holy shit henry that horse has the coolest speckled face i've ever seen"
Noxenluxe: I feel like a of people try one particular strain of weed and never touch anything else assuming it's all the same SeriousSloth
TXC2: weed just makes me laugh uncontrollably, it's actually painful
TheElrad: make sure to leave your horse right next to the dynamite
Tempest2097: Squeakidy Squeakidy
rocketjohn: You could start a groundsman business, and be Rake-up-super.
flapjacksofwar: Speedrun Wire setting strats
brainbosh: Without the spool this is a Silly Walk
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: RIVETING GAMEPLAY
steelfox13: Boom goes the gang friend.
Skyboss1996: That seems... close
lemmel: Pro spool job
CapnRobert: thats reasonable
Thandres: wire unspooling simulator 2018
Tempest2097: Fair
KartoffelKaiser: Wow look at this super cool video game
LetsConsider: Never tried weed, so
PandasAndPancakes: Speedrunners have already figured out how to throw the wire overarm
Mysticman89: trying all the weeds feels like an endeavour like trying all the beers. seems impractical dauntingnif your first few tries aren't good.
PandasAndPancakes: Kappa
Skyboss1996: I mean. Getting all those splinters in you is like having a grenade go off in your face
TheSeg: * Press X to delpoy exposives early *
brainbosh: Hey, at least there is hard cover
pterodactyl_noises: dang that detonator looks straight out of Looney Tunes
emonotony: Well that's why we haven't seen Blunter S Thompson again in the Moonbase huh?
Gen2Gengar: Why the hell do you have to do that? AAA games love busywork
brainbosh: Maybe move horse?
MalBeam: have we gotten to the 'shovel pig manure' side quest yet?
Noxenluxe: The normal joint you're likely to have on the first try is probably a medium-high dose of indica SeriousSloth The head high
TXC2: oh Gods blunter S thompson
Tempest2097: Dad: I WITNESS ALL
m0nkeyrama: All about that atmosphere
TXC2: that was a fun stream
mtvcdm: Odds this goes to plan: less than zero.
flapjacksofwar: 'Are you proud of me Cowbot Dad?''
Skyboss1996: Cover your faces. So that you don't get spotted for crimes
CataclysmicReverb: So they cant ID you
emonotony: Gen2Gengar This game loves busywork more than turbofog
TXC2: A plan is a list of things that don't happen
noSmokeFire: you don't want to show up on CCCTV (cowboy closed-circuit television)
Tempest2097: Did we remember to fill out our banditry paperwork first?
PandasAndPancakes: Head for the back of the train
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: @TXC2 ha! I like that.
mtvcdm: We click on heads until the yelling stops.
Stoffern: goddamit Bill
Skyboss1996: I blame bill
ehsteveG: catch the train CJ!
thetoastmonster: All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
TXC2: ehsteveG no no no no no no
CataclysmicReverb: STEP ON HIS HANDS
Tempest2097: Lenny will remember this
flapjacksofwar: Micah deserves all the bad things
m0nkeyrama: Killer set-pieces and killer music
CapnRobert: lenny is one of the characters from camp I actually like
mtvcdm: Time to click on heads.
Lord_ZYRK: You're all about stopping trains this week, Adam
TXC2: time to shiv with a shank
circusofkirkus: cowboy stealth
emonotony: TXC2 What if the new Watch & Play standard is Blunter S Thompson and WeedBeej?
Theycallmejokke: Perfect
m0nkeyrama: Footsies...?
rocketjohn: wow. stealth boy savidan.
Animekitty93: DEAD
jakale: pretty final
TheNideon: Knife skills
emonotony: Shoulda parried the bullets
PandasAndPancakes: Some assassins creed level parkour kills there
teh_v: Who brings a knife to a gun fight?
TXC2: emonotony what if indeed
TheElrad: Adam "Stealthsman" savidan
mtvcdm: Footfall of a kitten.
SunsetOcelot: Ok, so you got Dead
rocketjohn: choo choo
Piratical_tendancies: smooth
peepperypeppers: The west didn;t have promts
Skyboss1996: Dead. In Red
Kramburger: Morning Adam, morning chat
Animekitty93: Welp adam ain't a stealthy boi
SunsetOcelot: Only Red, Redemption and "2" to go
CapnRobert: if im not mistaken circle is stealth kill
TXC2: hello Kramburger welcome
Ukon_vasara: iight, now time for the Redemption, and maybe the Red too
Lord_ZYRK: Dice Friends last night
flapjacksofwar: You dont get a Stealth Kill button perse, you just use O (the melee button) when you have a knife
Thandres: button prompts for actions? we are in the future of AAA gaming adam, immersion > everything!
m0nkeyrama: Stopped a train as Psinaps
Stoffern: There wasnt any promts until the 1980s
Lord_ZYRK: with the Subway train
samus_of_all_trades: you can stealth if you want to
Skyboss1996: Oh, the train's different now
samus_of_all_trades: you can leave your friends behind
PandasAndPancakes: Parry gods don't need stealth
emonotony: Adam how well can you play the NES Ninja Gaiden?
Theycallmejokke: Take two
brainbosh: Yeah, come on Adam, you guys stopped a train a lot easier las night.
mtvcdm: He went away.
rocketjohn: he fell off the train
Lord_ZYRK: emonotony I'm pretty sure he streamed one of them long ago
the_cardiac_people: adam is the stealthiest boy
mtvcdm: Did we just shoot Ian?
Skyboss1996: Yeah, but we did stop that sentacne
m0nkeyrama: Quick, t-pose through the train
Lord_ZYRK: ^
TXC2: mtvcdm I thought that too
emonotony: Lord_ZYRK Did they have parries in the 1980's?
samus_of_all_trades: nobody shoot while i loot
morgoth_bauglyr: you know what this train is missing? froot froot!
rocketjohn: aaaand the train gets too far and you fail
Skyboss1996: OOOH
mtvcdm: BODIED
TXC2: Boodied!
PandasAndPancakes: The Shovel Knight!
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: oof
Theycallmejokke: Stright shoveled
flapjacksofwar: The Shovler!
Skyboss1996: Yup. That's half th ereason those boxes exist.
Papperslappen: Steal his hat
emonotony: Can you play as the train engineer?
jakale: coal man conked
teh_v: Stop killing honest Abe
Charlemandias: Schooting them in the dingleberrys on the froot froot train
ThePerrBearr: no, yyou lost your HAT!
mtvcdm: Stopped within like 20 feet.
jakale: good thing we know how trains work
lemmel: Train fight!
CataclysmicReverb: These guns are working REALLY well for the time period
m0nkeyrama: Shovel to the face
pterodactyl_noises: so he can stop bugging you about stopping the train now
Skyboss1996: Wow. Quick stop
samus_of_all_trades: use the dynamite!
samus_of_all_trades: sic a bear on em!
Thandres: inb4 they are not guarding something valuable
flapjacksofwar: Ive learned to Autaim then aim slightly up for those sweet Dome Shots
Tempest2097: LENNYYYYY
Skyboss1996: Yeah, fair
PandasAndPancakes: Oh no, not Lenny!
WitherManX27: NICE!
thetoastmonster: oh no not lenny
Theycallmejokke: Damn it Lenny!
noSmokeFire: well maybe lenny shouldn't be an idiot
Lord_Durin: damn it lenny!
SunsetOcelot: Oh my god, they killed Lenny!
m0nkeyrama: Why did lenny run into them
TXC2: not lenny
DerPilsner: bummer
samus_of_all_trades: who's lenny?!?!
Piratical_tendancies: Lennyy!!
rockyboy78: shoot and move
thegreatwyrdling: F
TheElrad: They killed Lenny, those bastards
Eklinaar: An escort mission?
flapjacksofwar: Way to not protect your boy
Pteraspidomorphi: You bastards!
Tempest2097: (why is lenny not invincible?)
Ukon_vasara: they killed lenny, you bastards
Skyboss1996: Wait, were's our hat!
brainbosh: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
samus_of_all_trades: the bear?
noSmokeFire: don't forget the deadeye mode
emonotony: Tempest2097 Realism.
rocketjohn: don't forget deadeye, adam
steelfox13: Red Failed Redemption
flapjacksofwar: Dome Shots for daaaayyyysss
Zebunisher: so you want to tell me its 2018 and game devs STILL do escort missions?
samus_of_all_trades: put him in a dumpster
emonotony: Lenny is no Big Smoke
TXC2: who would want to be Big Smoke? :p
rocketjohn: cover is for losers
emonotony: Lenny.
rocketjohn: apparently
flapjacksofwar: Lawmen from the Elemental Plane of Law
Skyboss1996: Taking cover is like blocking
Skyboss1996: Once you start taking cover, you start losing
Gnuttor: Hi Adam! Hi chat! Good evening to you all.
TXC2: hello Gnuttor welcome
Stoffern: This is basically like watching Tequila Sunrise PUBG
emonotony: flapjacksofwar You mean Mechanus
Saulens181: oh hey we're almost through the tutorial
Skyboss1996: Slowest Shot in the west
Gnuttor: Hi @TXC2 !
TheMoatman: On a scale from Red 2 to Dead 2 how redeemed are you?
Noxenluxe: Did they shoot your hat off? SeriousSloth
emonotony: flapjacksofwar Or "Clockwork Nirvana"
brainbosh: Trying to see something in this is like looking at a magic eye.
samus_of_all_trades: 321BEAR
flapjacksofwar: Pew pew pew
flapjacksofwar: PAY ATTENTION TO ME DAD
Skyboss1996: I only wanted you to blow the bloody door off!
Tser1ng: Don't mess up the dynamite again
emonotony: samus_of_all_trades The armored car opens, reveals the bear inside, YOU DIED
rocketjohn: SKRT
Tempest2097: @emonotony Seventy bears
samus_of_all_trades: lol
brainbosh: What was that, a firecracker?
flapjacksofwar: You have to make a moral choice later!
emonotony: Tempest2097 Clown Railroad Car of Bears +4
Skyboss1996: now that's well appointed
Theycallmejokke: Fancy
Noxenluxe: Moral choices, in this stream SeriousSloth
samus_of_all_trades: must be one fancy bear
CapnRobert: you will get the option this game really wants you to play really bad or really good cowboy
samus_of_all_trades: bet he wears a top hat and a monocle
PandasAndPancakes: Aaaand he's bankrupt
rocketjohn: what's this - adam doing lore?!
Tempest2097: Well
rocketjohn: I am a confuse.
m0nkeyrama: Lore stream PogChamp seabatBRAIN
Zyme86: So good news is I am in the FO76 beta, bad news is the whole break it early part of the BETA....most cant log in, servers cannot handle the load
flapjacksofwar: nothing like destroying their homeland for some oil
Tempest2097: @Zyme86 Ouch
PhoenixMelior: Zyme86 can't say it's that surprising really
SunsetOcelot: Fake news!
PMAvers: Now, the ghost rock mining industry, that's booming. ...wait, wrong setting.
samus_of_all_trades: delicious lore
TXC2: Fill this man with Lore
Skyboss1996: What kinda nerd ass name is Archibald
rocketjohn: PMAvers deadlands <3
Mysticman89: it's an unlock box
m0nkeyrama: Unlock box indeed
wildpeaks: is "ghost rock mining" a mine run by ghost or the rocks that are ghosts ?
manfred909: Hey my Granddad was named Archibald (he hated it to)
Zyme86: Bond, James Marsedon...wait
Tempest2097: BEAR BOND?!
Theycallmejokke: Bear
brainbosh: Yes, your Cigar pocket is full.
rocketjohn: wildpeaks column a, column b
Noxenluxe: Bear Umbra? SeriousSloth
samus_of_all_trades: Lord Archibald Beauregard Bearington the 3rd, Esq
m0nkeyrama: More bears! benginOmg
brainbosh: We have a new Bond. Bond, Bear Bond
rocketjohn: "adam's gonna killlllll youuuu"
mtvcdm: LRRbot, what do we do with them?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #624: "Yes. Let's grope this." —Suzie [2015-08-28]
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Learn to enjoy the fruits of victory!
mtvcdm: LRRBOT NO
flapjacksofwar: Didnt even hesitate
PandasAndPancakes: Renegade run confirmed
Theycallmejokke: Woaw stone cold
ThePerrBearr: one running into the woods
PMAvers: Ghost rock looks sorta like if coal had white streaks running through it and burned like four times hotter. And totally makes a sound that sounds like a wailing ghost, no it's not haunted why would you say such a thing?
Crad0k: aww, i miss suzie
TheNideon: 3rd guy got away?
Tempest2097: That's fuckin brutal
DerPilsner: Jesus
Mysticman89: are you gonna skin them now too?
m0nkeyrama: No ragrets
rocketjohn: yeah, guy got away still
rocketjohn: into the woods
flapjacksofwar: More stuff to loot
DerDrongo: 2/3 no witnesses
brainbosh: The second guy?
Tempest2097: How were we supposed to keep him alive?
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (3:32 from now).
DerPilsner: you couldnt just hug it out?
Tempest2097: Just motion em back on the train?
ThePerrBearr: there were 4
Skyboss1996: yeah, but there were 4
coelopteryx: 73 cents is like 40 dollars back in the day, sweet
ThePerrBearr: one ran into the woods
thegreatwyrdling: He got em all guys.
zarbit: did you just say talking cow?
peepperypeppers: 3
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samus_of_all_trades: no, you have to kill his parents
flapjacksofwar: Conductor, Guardian of the Train
Charlemandias: Tie the horse to the train
samus_of_all_trades: and them shove him into a vat of acid
TheNideon: There were 3, but you gave one just one bodyshot, so he could've been alive still
SketchyDetails: There. Are. THREE. Boys.
brainbosh: That's how you get a bounty set on you.
Tempest2097: Can't get a bounty set if there aren't any witnesses
rockyboy78: 3 one in the head one twice in the back and one shot in the ass and back
mtvcdm: What happened to the train? Don't even worry about it.
thegreatwyrdling: Just an empty train showing up at the next station.
SunsetOcelot: Yeah, but there were 5
Zyme86: That robbery just went off the rails, cause that thing is totally going to crash
Stick952: if your cross hairs flash white it's a non fatal shot. if they flash red it's fatal
Skyboss1996: well, Im glad whoever bought this train cheeped out on a dead-mans lever
Tempest2097: There were at least 30 guys that escaped Adam Kappa
flapjacksofwar: It went to the Railroad Track in the Sky
PMAvers: Oh yeah, bearer bonds: they belong to whoever's bearing them.
forlornhope22: the train will either derail or run out of steam
samus_of_all_trades: i read that as beaver bonds...
CapnRobert: this is where the game opens up
TXC2: love times?
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m0nkeyrama: Cinematics
Animekitty93: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:31:16.
thegreatwyrdling: @flapjacksofwar there were at least 29 guys.
PMAvers: And now, The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
PandasAndPancakes: Roll credits Kappa
Theycallmejokke: The Origon Trail reboot seems legit
Thandres: THE END
flapjacksofwar: Or its about to start!
Pteraspidomorphi: Are you playing onward, Adam?
MungoDude: start of part two of the tutorial
shadowscythe77: Now the adventure truly begins!
APrioriOfNothing: Now the dragon attacks, right?
SunsetOcelot: Inb4: You died of dysentery.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: did we unlock the rustle? are we rustlin' now?
rockyboy78: I don't get why people are saying this starts off slow
frozenphoenix7: Grass!
gascitygaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (3:29 from now).
Silver__Knight_: And now you black out and wake up in the back of a carriage. Godd Howard has done it again.
aWabbajack: did someone say Skyrim?!
Invitare: my stream froze immediately after you said "Stream Over" and I panicked
Noxenluxe: Compared to jrpgs, this is nowhere near slow SeriousSloth
flapjacksofwar: Theyre all comin' down the mountain
Thandres: well the explosion per minute was pretty low though :o
Skyboss1996: hey, you. You're finally awake. You were caught trying to cross the border right?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Think people just wantted to get to the freeroam bits and admittedly it's very much on rails during the intro
samus_of_all_trades: i think it needs more bears
APrioriOfNothing: Its almost Halloween, crack open a warm skull with the zombies
Mysticman89: you goofed.
ThePerrBearr: there's a rock there
TXC2: you get stuck Kappa
samus_of_all_trades: DO IT
m0nkeyrama: LUL
jakale: reverse the horses?
Theycallmejokke: welp lrrHERE
samus_of_all_trades: YAS
pterodactyl_noises: ooook then
mtvcdm: !clip
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coelopteryx: wheeze
rockyboy78: epic end
morgoth_bauglyr: weeell
TheMetalupis: thank you adam
Kramburger: I don't know what you expected
blip2004: you monster
Invitare: what did you think would happen?
gascitygaming: thats a clip
flapjacksofwar: Good job Adam! -golfclap-
poohshoes: yolo
KartoffelKaiser: it would appear that you die adam
seltier596: lol
samus_of_all_trades: I LOVE U
SunsetOcelot: Bad ending
gascitygaming: F
CapnRobert: during missions the game will fail state you most of the time if you dont do what its telling you
Piratical_tendancies: "inpoperable"
Pteraspidomorphi: It was the wagon that mattered
TheElrad: did you somehow expect anything else?
PandasAndPancakes: Ya darned idiot, Morgan!
RatekStormcrow: WHFT Did you think would happen ???
SketchyDetails: Nice use of the passive voice there
ZeroArcana: kurtOhyou
APrioriOfNothing: This is what happens when you give a man too much freedom
zarbit: Good passive voice, game.
thegreatwyrdling: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
coelopteryx: "the wagon became inoperable" that's the ULTIMATE in passive voice
Scrubbodiestobears: didn't James do that exact same thing in the last game?
circusofkirkus: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Tser1ng: Well, that was a short game
Saulens181: urgh, I have some work I need to do but I'm having issues staying awake, should I try to push through, or just call it a night?
brainbosh: This is exactly what they did in Games of chance, isn't it.
m0nkeyrama: Didn't die, though \ seabatBRAIN /
SketchyDetails: "THe wagon became Broken"
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shadowscythe77: Inoperable is one way to put it
MungoDude: Points 0 Crashes 1 Splats 0
Lord_ZYRK: Do it coward you won't
Jackal720: good to see some horses willing to just walk off a cliff for me
Tempest2097: FORD THE RIVER
CururuGuasu: The important thing is that Lenny is OK
TheNideon: The wagon goes: Oof I don't feel so good
Tempest2097: GRUELING PACE
Tser1ng: Oregon Trail got a bit more violent
TheElrad: Adam, how can you threaten Lord_ZYRK like that? the man has a family
SunsetOcelot: Ha-ha
brainbosh: They need to clip that next to James running off the cliff in RDR1
samus_of_all_trades: out of all the realistic things in this game
frozenphoenix7: That one wasn't on you at least.
flapjacksofwar: This time it wasnt your fault!
MTGColorPie: What is this, the Oregon Trail?
samus_of_all_trades: they didn't program horses having any self preservation
Invitare: Rivetting wheel repair gameplay
SquareDotCube: and this is where you die of dysentery
APrioriOfNothing: The cart sensed Adam's malice.
ThePerrBearr: we oregon trail now
TheNideon: That didn't look right
Tempest2097: And then you use axle grease.
Lord_ZYRK: We've been spotted NotLikeThis
brainbosh: Ah, you chose the Carpentry profession?
TXC2: just down here?
forlornhope22: a wagon wheel has an iron strap as a tire. why doesvthat one have bark?
Tempest2097: @forlornhope22 Cheap ass tires.
Skyboss1996: thats's mud
ThePerrBearr: gonna make a good injun out of em?
samus_of_all_trades: take a hard right
Lord_ZYRK: Down here. . . up there. . . over yonder. . . across the way. . . pretty much everywhere.
samus_of_all_trades: trust me
flapjacksofwar: I like how the gang just left you behind
backwards_into_hell: hold it down and you can set it
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Lord_ZYRK: VALK PogChamp /
Valkyrie_Lemons: ZYRK! PogChamp /
Tempest2097: Uh
frozenphoenix7: Man I hate driving coaches in this game.
Valkyrie_Lemons: Like shooting Troglodytes in a very large barrel
samus_of_all_trades: do some wheelies
Valkyrie_Lemons: Anyway, how are y'all?
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Tser1ng: Which button is the boost?
m0nkeyrama: Do a barrel roll Kappa
samus_of_all_trades: we need more horse power
Theycallmejokke: Uh name drop
Tempest2097: Just switch gears Adam.
PMAvers: Put more horse gas in the horse
Invitare: of course you can
Mysticman89: add nitrous
Tser1ng: Needs more horses
aWabbajack: I wanna go fast!
Thandres: just activate the horse nitro adam! :p
Valkyrie_Lemons: How much horsepower does this vehichle have?
Tempest2097: Give them the special horse meth!
aWabbajack: weee! Nitro boost that wagon
teh_v: It's only got 2 horsepower jeez
mtvcdm: Velocitate the horse.
Skyboss1996: Got a whole 2 horsepower
Lord_ZYRK: Slap a turbo on that horse
PandasAndPancakes: Marston as in John Marston?
samus_of_all_trades: que all the horsepower jokes
Invitare: cue
rendelnep: nah Special horse meth™
samus_of_all_trades: thanks
Zyme86: We saved marsdan in the intro
blip2004: Just remember your Back to the Future lore. Horses go 30-35 mph all out
Invitare: que is very Spanish
PMAvers: Needs a mechanical carriage. Call those good boys up at Smith & Robards up, and they'll hook you up.
samus_of_all_trades: what all the horsepower jokes
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: Good morning from Australia Adam. Hope your having fun <3
frozenphoenix7: Anyone else see a face in that rock?
samus_of_all_trades: ah yes we had a ton of wild west castles
m0nkeyrama: These environments are so pretty
ThePerrBearr: first game takes place after this one
samus_of_all_trades: we torn em all down though
TXC2: I want to pretend that Dutch is the guy From Predator Kappa
ContingentCat: I really hope this guy called Dutch is from Belgium or something
samus_of_all_trades: cuz they reminded us of the british
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (3:21 from now).
Mysticman89: ginseng? Sweet, you can make energy drinks now
Tempest2097: Hey, hey, Adam. Hit the Horn on this thing
Zyme86: So good news is bethesda servers are finally back up, bad news it everyone who predownloaded the game has to download it all over again
Mysticman89: get some rockstar all up in your rockstar game.
Tempest2097: (La Cucaracha plays loudly)
mtvcdm: This is a weird Desert Bus mod.
Tser1ng: Time to go Oregon Trail and shoot all the deer.
flapjacksofwar: Turbo Mode
Valkyrie_Lemons: You recharged your nitro
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHORN lrrHORN
xantos69: So is there no ...One More? today?
Tempest2097: You must have pressed F to escape the yeti
PMAvers: Hit a ramp and do sick aerial tricks
samus_of_all_trades: brah
SquareDotCube: or the loud, short HONK like the horn you have in the prop room
Gnuttor: Damn, the rest of them got far ahead really fast.
Zyme86: back er up
Tempest2097: Reverse into him
MungoDude: horn could be a dude playing the bugle
samus_of_all_trades: beep beep beep
OldsCool: wow this is pretty
brainbosh: Oh, Adam's THAT asshole in the car,.
Valkyrie_Lemons: Hey pal, you weren't at the designated wagon stop; I can't stop back there.
ReynardWrecca: Good evening Adam, how're you? And how's the new Curnch-tastic game?
m0nkeyrama: These guys work fast
ReynardWrecca: *Crunch
TXC2: hello ReynardWrecca welcome
ReynardWrecca: Hey @TXC2 - pleasure as ever.
samus_of_all_trades: insta camp site. just add water
mtvcdm: I'm going to head into the local town.
m0nkeyrama: Wait, we have no money?
Skyboss1996: "We" the camp
Skyboss1996: not "We" the player
PMAvers: And get back to work, pick up those tools again.
Skyboss1996: Sounds like communist propoganda, but ok Kappa
samus_of_all_trades: sensible
TXC2: "camp" = Dutch
samus_of_all_trades: no bears
samus_of_all_trades: stick to deer
ReynardWrecca: Hey, Miss Grimshaw was my primary school teacher!
Skyboss1996: ANd now, the game truly begins!
Pedantically: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:45:10.
frozenphoenix7: -Spongebob Narrator- Chapter Two.
ReynardWrecca: Yeah, she was really nice.
flapjacksofwar: Never meant to make your wagon cry, but now Im off to make that one bear die
TheNideon: Hey nice beard
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TXC2: so we're East in a western? :p
m0nkeyrama: flapjack
samus_of_all_trades: silly game. wagons cant cry
Skyboss1996: Yes
TheNideon: BOTH
flapjacksofwar: Yes
SketchyDetails: Yes
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: Yes
Zu_o: Always lookin good Adam!
ContingentCat: Looks good
SketchyDetails: on fleek?
m0nkeyrama: Nice!
Lord_ZYRK: Only one? Keepo
Skyboss1996: Cowboy Fashion time!
SketchyDetails: Save shaving
hippitybobbity: snakes? in my boots? it's more likely thsn you think
samus_of_all_trades: soul patch
flapjacksofwar: Ypou have choices
frozenphoenix7: You get to set the length.
SunsetOcelot: Shave to save
Diabore: dont shave
Gnuttor: Shave! Yes!
Skyboss1996: You get to choose!
Master_Gunner: keep the beard
CrazymattCaptain: no shaving
SketchyDetails: Shaving is good for when you're in trouble :P
Invitare: Do it
DrLandmine: grow dat beard
TXC2: should we shave lrrbot?
Lord_ZYRK: You CAN shave, but why would you want to? 🤔
Zu_o: Next time you should get a nice red streak down the centre, you'd look good with a racing stripe Adam Kappa
samus_of_all_trades: NO Mutton CHOPS
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: You can't break it any more once it's already broken.
frozenphoenix7: You can't increase the amount of hair you have, but you can decrease it.
Theycallmejokke: Maximum beard
thetoastmonster: go for a ZZ Top beard.
Alephred: I've heard hair grows back in real time.
Brok3nGol3m: funky mirror!
SquareDotCube: Double beard!
Alephred: i.e. no making hair longer.
TXC2: shave it is
punchcardy: Muttonchops!!!!!
ContingentCat: wow creepy photo
flapjacksofwar: You can go to a barber and get a trim once your facial hair grows long enough
Gnuttor: Shave all of it! On top of the head! And the eyebrows!
samus_of_all_trades: two votes muttonchops
brainbosh: Shit i glanced over and thought it was amirror
CrazymattCaptain: MUTTON CHOPS!!
WonderfulGlory: You can shave and eat. If you eat too much you'll grow fat and have more health and no stamina, if you don't eat enough the opposite.
hippitybobbity: this photo is 100% cursed
Theycallmejokke: But our hobo beard
SquareDotCube: Wood shop teacher!
samus_of_all_trades: chopschopschops
Skyboss1996: Currently : Woodshop. End goal : Civil War General
punchcardy: Chops!
Pedantically: Do a goatee
hippitybobbity: you gotta handlebar this shit! we the ace of spades lads
flapjacksofwar: your hair grows over time and there is hair tonic to make it grow even faster
ReynardWrecca: Give 'em the chops!
Gnuttor: Chopp it off!
Pedantically: Goatee!
Skyboss1996: Oooooh
Gen2Gengar: Magnum PI
flapjacksofwar: The Selleck
Pedantically: Aww :(
SunsetOcelot: The Selleck
DrLandmine: Thats a cowboy stache
Skyboss1996: That's a Magnum PI looking bro
lemmel: Yessss
ContingentCat: the Tom Sallac
samus_of_all_trades: sad
MungoDude: Movember hype
Animekitty93: Yasssss
samus_of_all_trades: at least do a porn stache
m0nkeyrama: Big stache!
ZeroArcana: cop stache
Theycallmejokke: We magnum PI now
SquareDotCube: You look like you belong on a six-pack of paper towel
TXC2: the Burt Renolds look
teh_v: You look like your ready to smoke a cigarette on a horse now
flapjacksofwar: THICC
TXC2: Same here Adam
Jondare: If you shave completely and get a buzzcut, you apparently look quite a bit like John Ceena
Brok3nGol3m: the ol' soup strainer
hippitybobbity: goddamn that's a proper sam elliot
DeviantHS: arent you the guy from friday nights? do you still make those? Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: Same my dude. My mustache is like 50% the thickness of my beard and it looks super weird
Invitare: Adam Moustachidan
Lord_ZYRK: My facial hair is feeble FeelsBadMan
Mysticman89: I want one that comes up and twirls
Diabore: has adam tried punching a horse yet?
samus_of_all_trades: now give yerself a reverse mohawk
Animekitty93: Rip Burt Reynolds
TXC2: I liked to grow hair on my face and not just my Neck :p
Thandres: the full magnum
Skyboss1996: And we can choose our outfits too. Dont' forget
samus_of_all_trades: start the punk movement way early
flapjacksofwar: Get to a barber and get one of those fancy twirly moustaches
ReynardWrecca: "I saw his 'tache twenty minutes afore I saw his horse..."
Valkyrie_Lemons: $0.69
flapjacksofwar: You can also deposit items of value
ContingentCat: 6.90
samus_of_all_trades: 6969 the sexiest year
coelopteryx: $5 is very generous back then
TXC2: 17.5%
Kramburger: Remember kids: No Friday Nights next month because Desert Bus
Skyboss1996: Dutch! Turn that thing off!
ReynardWrecca: It plays Delibes' Flower Duet?
Zu_o: Camp is asking for tree fiddy
TheNideon: Cowboy music?
Gnuttor: Ah, refinement.
flapjacksofwar: Yellow ones are Story Missions
DeviantHS: when you make a stupid "are you still doing friday nights" joke and get a new friday nights maybe this week AngelThump
Silver__Knight_: Adjusting for inflation you gave them about $150 US
TXC2: isn't that music from Shawshank?
flapjacksofwar: White ones are just side quests which you will get when meeting random strangers
coelopteryx: $150! whoofh!
samus_of_all_trades: hey yer in 'murica!
samus_of_all_trades: only murican handbags!
ContingentCat: I love how they have him use the "craft" like anyone uses that as a verb outside video games instead of just "make"
Animekitty93: I've made more clips today than I ever have
ZachtlyAsIntended: He got promoted to Lord Windgrace
El_Spectre: I got thrown out of camp for being a jerk. It was hilarious.
Skyboss1996: I's thinkin. With my eyes closed
flapjacksofwar: There is also First PErson Mode
Gen2Gengar: That mustache is a handsome look, I gotta admit
TXC2: I'd ride that moustache
Barb4rian: Rocking the Tom Seleck nicely
SketchyDetails: Is that.... The magnum?
Skyboss1996: The MUSTACHE says
m0nkeyrama: It can grow out even more PogChamp
Kramburger: Arthur's power is derived from his moustache
flapjacksofwar: Arthur dosnt decide what he does, The Moustache decides
Saulens181: ^
Animekitty93: I mean this seems appropriate : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OJ-V4yawTA
Invitare: I wasn't reading the subs and have no idea what they just said
Invitare: these accents are too much for me D:
flapjacksofwar: DEJA VU
Valkyrie_Lemons: I'd love to help you, but the 'tauch disagrees
hippitybobbity: (laughs in southern)
Pteraspidomorphi: They haven't seen civilization in weeks
samus_of_all_trades: do some donuts in the parking lot
shadowscythe77: the moustache giveth and the moustache taketh away
flapjacksofwar: If you get your horse bond reaches Rank 4, you can totes drift with your horse
WonderfulGlory: Blue horse man PogChamp
hippitybobbity: awh mister savidan Ah do declare
Noxenluxe: A lumbagel? SeriousSloth
m0nkeyrama: Helping people DansGame
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WonderfulGlory: pain in the muscles and joints of the lower back
justwhatever_idk: ya got the lower back pain
TXC2: lower back pain
Skyboss1996: KOBE
poohshoes: all they had back then was memes
Nocxia: Yes lasso that treeee!
korvys: You certainly did catch that tree
Valkyrie_Lemons: Kobeth Briant
Invitare: that tree was nicely wrangled
El_Spectre: That horse looks like trouble, better put it down
hippitybobbity: hey Adam what are the odds that within two weeks you'll be speaking like in this game
Skyboss1996: Kobe. Jordan. Scotty Pippin
Makhiel: now hogtie it an put it over your shoulder
PMAvers: That horse? A witness.
Nocxia: pretty horsie
Animekitty93: By not using the lasso I think?
samus_of_all_trades: and then the horse mauls you to death
Skyboss1996: See. nice horse
TXC2: good looking cart horse
raithencore235: Hey Adam, how's the day going?
CapnRobert: you can lead it without lassoing it
TXC2: :D
Skyboss1996: I tripped!
PMAvers: Tripping? What is this, smash?
Plaicoson: Yeet
smurfsrppl2: thats some aggressive petting
Gen2Gengar: You can't pet another man's horse
SunsetOcelot: Seems you have lumbago
samus_of_all_trades: lllllaaadddies
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Silver__Knight_: Ric Flair PogChamp
ContingentCat: you can pet the ground
Skyboss1996: *Dives for cover into a girl's Telegram"
chickenace11: that is some grade a prat falling
Pedantically: Who does Uncle think he is? Talking to our mustache that way!
m0nkeyrama: Big trips
Invitare: I didn't know you were playing as a professional footballer
Mysticman89: suprised you didn't just shoot the horse.
Skyboss1996: Whelp
ContingentCat: F
samus_of_all_trades: omg
Diabore: ADAM WHY!
samus_of_all_trades: damn son
Nocxia: O.O
m0nkeyrama: Oh nooooo
WitherManX27: Huh.
TheNideon: YOU DEAD
Silver__Knight_: WASTED
manfred909: F
Gen2Gengar: You lrrEFF ed up
ZeroArcana: lrrCOW lrrCOW
chickenace11: wait what
Valkyrie_Lemons: LMAO
gascitygaming: NEIGHSTED
smurfsrppl2: horse lrrAWW
theneatestburrito: lrrWOW
TXC2: Fission Mailed
Pedantically: f
seltier596: lol
flapjacksofwar: Thats two wagons youve broken today!
teh_v: No one ever buy Adam a horse
samus_of_all_trades: no sense of self presevation
TheNideon: Make what?
brainbosh: katesDied katesDied katesDied
lemmel: Horse v Train
Dusk_Shine: This is why we can't have nice thiiiiiiiiiings! :(
Saulens181: NEIGHSTED
samus_of_all_trades: these horses
Lord_ZYRK: gascitygaming LUL
Valkyrie_Lemons: Gotta blame those seabatHITBOX
Nocxia: Poor horsies
rockyboy78: Yeeeee Hawwww Dukes of Hazard style
Thandres: well we learned that you vastly overestimated the acceleration of your horses^^
TheNideon: Horse: Oof I don't feel so good
hippitybobbity: the sun was in his eyes!
brainbosh: Are the horses in this game stupid or blind!?
samus_of_all_trades: dumbest horses in gaming history
Invitare: horses confirmed less intelligent than BOTW
Skyboss1996: but we get to SKRT aagain
theneatestburrito: Let that be a lesson, I suppose.
m0nkeyrama: Punished...
Diabore: theres no one more today?
samus_of_all_trades: epona would have stopped
TXC2: Diabore nope, Desert bus meatings
VoidByAnyOtherName: Is this Super Amazing Wagon Adventures?
raithencore235: *Horse breaks a leg* "Well, time to pull the gun out."
Skyboss1996: A dead one
Plaicoson: how many years after RDD1 is this?
Saulens181: negative.
flapjacksofwar: I named my first horse 'Glue Factory'
Trymantha: its a prequel
TXC2: Plaicoson about 10 years before
PMAvers: Pre-sequel?
ContingentCat: @Diabore doesn't look like it, Mine O'clock was cancelled for Desert bus stuff as well so I'm guessing James is busy today
Plaicoson: i meant before*
Plaicoson: thanks!
TXC2: I've just noticed the telephone poles
Mysticman89: I think lombago eventually evolved into ligma.
samus_of_all_trades: i have dysentery
vulcurdi1: !next
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BloodnBullets: shit i missed what happened? why are we doing this again?
Getgaryd: is this westworld?
samus_of_all_trades: got that grass
Saulens181: yes
Skyboss1996: Scotty pippin!
TXC2: BloodnBullets Adam when into a train
m0nkeyrama: Needs more autoaim
gascitygaming: lombago (noun) - ackache affecting the lumbar region or lower back; can be caused by muscle strain or arthritis or vascular insufficiency or a ruptured intervertebral disc
Lord_Durin: i looked away for like a minute why does adam have to redo the horse thing?
Lord_ZYRK: BloodTrail Adam challenged a train with his wagon
Lord_ZYRK: BloodnBullets *
Valkyrie_Lemons: Excuse me, my son is called Hort
WonderfulGlory: Been travelin through the dessert on the hort with no name
anemzero: I don't believe you
m0nkeyrama: Quick, rob him
PMAvers: James walks in, gets punched
TXC2: and he did it twice Kappa
Skyboss1996: Adam no
Thandres: from now on just straight up shooting every npc
ChiefEngineerMichael: Nah, Adam. You're a softie boi!
Invitare: step on the gas
samus_of_all_trades: ok leave one of them on the train tracks
rockyboy78: nice actions equal better deals in town
ChiefEngineerMichael: And we love you for it!
samus_of_all_trades: to balance it out
Going_Medium: A hort is a hort of court of court...
Kramburger: But Adam, the VALUE
Mysticman89: you don't need a deal if you just kill them and take stuff for free.
Getgaryd: hollywood hogan in the house
samus_of_all_trades: deals don't matter with a five finger discount
flapjacksofwar: Who needs discounts when you can steal things!
m0nkeyrama: Renegade or bust
Skyboss1996: Eh, to an extent
rockyboy78: yes
korvys: Some people like being punished. No judgement :P
WitherManX27: Who needs deals when you can just murder the shopkeeper.
Skyboss1996: Like? do lots of murder, town become difficult
WonderfulGlory: To teach you the lesson that being an asshole has consequences
Silver__Knight_: Just don't do what my buddy did. Get insanely drunk, harass people in the bar get in a bar fight, and then shoot the guy
mtvcdm: Ooh, have we found wall Drug?
Getgaryd: can you name your gang NWO
Skyboss1996: hon hon hon hon!
rockyboy78: bounties equal money
Skyboss1996: THUMP
flapjacksofwar: Keep a low profile 'Shoots guns in the air'
brainbosh: Yes, the person with a bounty going after bounties.....
samus_of_all_trades: make sure you equal opportunity murder and tie dudes to the train tracks too
Nocxia: o.o
rockyboy78: straight bad guy equal bounty on you
ChiefEngineerMichael: You braked on top of a man's face
ContingentCat: And who just stands there as horses walk towards them? he deserved it
thegreatwyrdling: Adam put your gun away!
KartoffelKaiser: Horse carts have right of way
TXC2: are we open carrying a gun in hand?
Kcollington: !next
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Invitare: he's a lightweight. He can only take a single shot of whisky
gascitygaming: The thing that would crush the other thing has right of way
LinaBanina: slytqHate
FickleMuse: Lina!
gascitygaming: omg "Cooz company"
LinaBanina: FICKLE fickle2Heart
mtvcdm: A whole dollar for corn?
Macheya: seabatBRAIN
Valkyrie_Lemons: A whole dollar? WutFace
PMAvers: Coffee? *Serge appears*
Animekitty93: slytqHate
ContingentCat: sergeHeart yeah coffee
ThePerrBearr: i'd pay 3.75 for a bottle whiskey in a heartbeat
Noxenluxe: 30$ for canned peaches? SeriousSloth
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CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: they got any Dapper Dan?
PerpetualDM: Top shelf whiskey, whooey. look at you. So fancy.
mtvcdm: Drink that pomegranate ade.
m0nkeyrama: Going to look fresh
TXC2: "I dont use fop, I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Hair Pomade? Fop? Or are you a Dapper Dan man?
Silver__Knight_: That'd be about $30. For peaches. That fruit best cure the plague
xantos69: !next
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korvys: Horse Amphetimines
brainbosh: Where's the ginger?
samus_of_all_trades: yay drugs
SquareDotCube: "Where's the special horse meth"
anemzero: Secret horse meth!
Fluffy776: RDR2 seems like Skyrim where you shoot things and I think that's what I've always wanted
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: Can you imagine Serge going back in time and drinking this coffee. I can’t imagine it would be good.
Animekitty93: And that's why better Rapor in town is really good
ContingentCat: Horse stimulant? I think that's what "Special Horse Meth" is made of
TXC2: man I really need to see Oh Brother Again
flapjacksofwar: There is horse Permadeath, so always try to have at least one Horse reviver on ya
Skyboss1996: See that Adam. "Do not be cruel to horses, or they will Die" So remember, to emergency stop, shoot your horse in the back of the head
ChiefEngineerMichael: @TXC2 Yes you do.
Invitare: "Horse Stimulant"? Is that the booster?
MrTulip: buy a reviver, i did not and sorely regretted it during the treck into town later
Gnuttor: Time to get some sleep. Night!
Kcollington: Ember Moon is ridiculous.
TXC2: so long Gnuttor sleep well
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:05:14.
samus_of_all_trades: get a dress. fight those social norms
Kramburger: I want Serge to come to a PAX AUS just to get his thoughts on the Melbourne coffee scene
ContingentCat: Do ittt
Gnuttor: Thanks @TXC2
Invitare: you need a Vestal? Still?!
flapjacksofwar: You can his X to view it
Noxenluxe: No, you can't steal the clothes Adam SeriousSloth
Valkyrie_Lemons: Satin trim? PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: It costs money to look cute DansGame
Animekitty93: Oh my!
ContingentCat: Gold vest!
Skyboss1996: Pisscoat?
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manfred909: Fancy Boi
flapjacksofwar: Bright Yellow for those Stealth Missions
Gen2Gengar: Literal lrrGREED
SquareDotCube: A yellow vest to make all the enemies aim for you
Robot_Bones: see my Vest seem my vest made from real gorilla chest
SquareDotCube: Bowler hat!
Invitare: Possum hat
Skyboss1996: It's the west. It's all about hats
brainbosh: POSSUM HAT?
samus_of_all_trades: top hats
samus_of_all_trades: they are so in
TXC2: "swaggering about in a garish new hat he seamed to say "look at me Rex Banner I have a new hat""
Skyboss1996: Toe to tip. That's a cowboy
drfox17: It's savidan time!
SquareDotCube: Dress like Ben! :P
Macheya: Fashion Redemption?
Animekitty93: Oh so we're pulling a TQ slytqLmao
korvys: 10.75, not .75
Skyboss1996: Oooooh
ContingentCat: what does the "Big city hat" look like?
Skyboss1996: I like
Invitare: seabatBRAIN
anemzero: boot too big
Silver__Knight_: just pick a fight with someone and steal their hat
Macheya: It could be both.
ChiefEngineerMichael: Because it IS a big hat
Fluffy776: East bound and down!
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: loeaded up a trucking
Animekitty93: They have benefits
flapjacksofwar: yup
Skyboss1996: It's a neat way to do it
rockyboy78: the hat was meant to be big it was a boss hat for the cattle drive
TheNideon: Very immersive
Macheya: Rockstar is all about slow and clunky.
coelopteryx: pro hat tips: the width of your brim should be proportional to the width of your shoulders. like if you're very slim, then wear a narrow brim. if you're built like a brick house, then it's wide brim
MrTulip: yes, but not very much
flapjacksofwar: As you use a gun it gets dirty and the stats decrease.
Crad0k: customisation menus in rockstar games have always been *awful*
ehsteveG: you don't need to maintain your guns, you just have to get them cleaned before you can customize/upgrade. and clelaning costs like 2 bucks or less
Skyboss1996: Nope
Macheya: Chili?
samus_of_all_trades: salsa
Robot_Bones: Salsa
teh_v: Salsa
Fluffy776: Pace salsa!
Skyboss1996: It was for Salsa
samus_of_all_trades: pace
flapjacksofwar: It was a Salsa comercial
Skyboss1996: PACE
ThePerrBearr: Pace
ContingentCat: ohh I remember now
gascitygaming: all together chat
gascitygaming: NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!?!
hippitybobbity: i remember the nined tees
samus_of_all_trades: NEW YORk...oh...
punchcardy: Get a rope.
samus_of_all_trades: doooo it
samus_of_all_trades: dooooo it
Saulens181: women respectin' time
korvys: She said there's going to be a train full of rich people to rob
ContingentCat: Do it!
Skyboss1996: wat
Animekitty93: Knew it
Skyboss1996: oh
flapjacksofwar: HAHAHAHA
ChiefEngineerMichael: YOU SHOT THAT MAN
ContingentCat: oh...
Valkyrie_Lemons: Deadly Defusion
TheNideon: BUSTED
samus_of_all_trades: WHAT
ZeroArcana: boo-urns
flapjacksofwar: Yet
solahwin_tampramain: were?
Lord_Durin: thats fair
KartoffelKaiser: The law were involved
mtvcdm: The law were altered
Tempest2097: Booooooooo
DentedPockets: You have a knife :p
Animekitty93: Not yeeeet
ChiefEngineerMichael: What part of "LOW PROFILE" didn't you get?
DerPilsner: War were declared.
samus_of_all_trades: NO
rockyboy78: two fists
Thandres: the illusion of choice! Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Doing what you want in 2018 LUL
PandasAndPancakes: Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!
flapjacksofwar: Youre almost off the rails!
brainbosh: Passive voice some?
samus_of_all_trades: 0/10
TheElrad: consequences? in a video game? in 2018?
ZeroArcana: that's bullpuckey
samus_of_all_trades: i'm batman
flapjacksofwar: Tie him to a train track!
Valkyrie_Lemons: PogChamp
PMAvers: You shot that man in the ass!
mtvcdm: i mean
m0nkeyrama: lol, nice try
Animekitty93: Adam Come on!
ZeroArcana: dagnabbit
samus_of_all_trades: that was the best though
ChiefEngineerMichael: LOW
ChiefEngineerMichael: PROFILE
flapjacksofwar: Calm your bloodlust Adam!
gascitygaming: that was right up the ol' cornshoot
Tempest2097: Aw.
brainbosh: What did you expect?
Valkyrie_Lemons: It was just a warning shot
Lord_ZYRK: You BARE LEE grazed him MingLee
Tempest2097: We should be able to shoot him
samus_of_all_trades: shoot him in the ass
ChiefEngineerMichael: A gun is anything but LOW. A gun is more HIGH profile!
ContingentCat: Guns aren't very low profile
PMAvers: You stuck a potato up that man's tailpipe!
KartoffelKaiser: This is why you don't give the player a gun if you don't want them to use it
TheNideon: Adam is a bit too wild for this west
A_Dub888: Adam "Low Profile" Savidan
hippitybobbity: stab him in silence!
teh_v: Did anyone actually see YOU shot him the ass, maybe he shot himself.
flapjacksofwar: You can go a murderin before you end the stream! :D
anemzero: Remember, you must take the high road.. with a high profile solution
ContingentCat: yeah knives are more low profile
samus_of_all_trades: he um...fell on his gun
thegreatwyrdling: @flapjacksofwar I wonder if our friend shot him.
Animekitty93: The mustache intimidated him plenty
anemzero: No hot meals today.
ContingentCat: Doors are hard
TXC2: "it's......it's locked"
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Euripades: How do I door?
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samus_of_all_trades: is that wolverine
Tempest2097: HOT MEALS thouhg
Skyboss1996: Sorry. I forgot how to use doors in the war
Zyme86: The door opens out look at the hinges
Animekitty93: There is another door :D
Mysticman89: "what a weird fellow. Think he ain't right in the head."
MercurialVox: I am the snake in my boot
m0nkeyrama: Just another day at the hotel
samus_of_all_trades: "um...you can't go upstairs unless you get a room..ok..."
MilkInBag: LUL
Skyboss1996: OCCUPIED
Dr_fragenstien: ESTOY POOPIN
gascitygaming: c'est juan et occupad
Valkyrie_Lemons: OCCUPADIO!
MilkInBag: get that DOOR DOWN
TXC2: Careful now chat
Porsgaard81: Is this the PS or Xbox version?
Mysticman89: HERREES JOHNNY! oh, sorry, pooping geeze soory
MilkInBag: press O again Kappa
Skyboss1996: ONE PUUUNCH
RatekStormcrow: I want the outfit of he "Tres Amigos" in this game.
Skyboss1996: he's out cold man
MercurialVox: that man is fucking DEAD
TXC2: thunk
DrLandmine: punched him right to death
rockyboy78: one punch man Adam
brainbosh: Wait, where did he have that money datashed?
DerPilsner: brain damage is a serious thing, Adam.
KartoffelKaiser: did you just frisk his long johns
Mysticman89: what if it was consensual role play you just spoiled
ChiefEngineerMichael: For someone you socked across the face... That's a lot of blood
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gascitygaming: time for concussion protocol
TXC2: Mysticman89 it clearly wasn't
mtvcdm: We can't even throw it out the window?
Mysticman89: well sure in the end. but like, before you busted the door down
Traion: Hey friends how in love is Adam with his handsome cowboy?
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Skyboss1996: the blood vesels in the face are pretty sensitive, so getting even a light cut on the face tends to bleed quite a bunch
TXC2: Traion we have a moustache, so Very
TheElrad: @Traion he like finding ways to fail very, very, very simple missions
Skyboss1996: yeah, you got a dead guy in 2A tho
MTGColorPie: Boring conversation anyway...
TXC2: "no dead boy in the room AT ALL"
JPattemore: So if anyone asks he slipped and hit the floor...
Lord_ZYRK: I just noticed your satchel bounces like a freakin waterballoon WutFace
sixsixsix77: <message deleted>https://soundcloud.com/dallas-campos-238992327/memo
flapjacksofwar: The Mustache Punched the hardest
MTGColorPie: "Wasn't me, I shaved."
DrLandmine: Punch him to death too!
Valkyrie_Lemons: Not me; I didn't have this busting Mostache when I was in Blackwater
flapjacksofwar: Heres another chance for murderin'
KartoffelKaiser: We're just going to have some murder-words
Skyboss1996: See. I have a mustache. That guy had a beard
Animekitty93: Get the lasso!
Lord_ZYRK: We keep telling you, they're called "bullets"
Invitare: a word. Carved into a bullet.
Animekitty93: Hahahahahahah
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breathlessisthehunt: WELP?
Skyboss1996: E BRAKE
DrLandmine: Horse crash!
m0nkeyrama: Whaaat
seltier596: lol!!!
MercurialVox: W A S T E D
scratchmonkey: lololololol
MilkInBag: MAWP
Nocxia: WELP
KartoffelKaiser: adam did you just kill your horse
Himyul: G O T Y
PMAvers: Ooh what'cha SAIIIIIIIIID when you only meant well
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m0nkeyrama: Sick flips
WetPaperSack: That was kind of a jump... sorta
gascitygaming: NEIGHSTED
Traion: And Adam killed a horse
flapjacksofwar: clip tah
teh_v: 3rd horse you killed
Lord_ZYRK: Ocarina of Time this is not
Animekitty93: !clip
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Euripades: W A S T E D
Tempest2097: WHEEEEE
DrLandmine: That poor horse
Saulens181: NEIGHSTED
FickleMuse: lrrWOW
scratchmonkey: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Macheya: @gascitygaming LUL
thegreatwyrdling: lrrWOW lrrWOW
samus_of_all_trades: oh no what i miss?!
Thandres: that was some solid aritime, but i have to subtract some points for the landing :p
MrTulip: horses are an endless source of humor in this game
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
MercurialVox: that horse is now a fence
TheElrad: so, you're saying running straight into an obstacle is bad for your horse?
PMAvers: It's not... great? It's better than just a high-card.
rocketjohn: Why are you like this Adam?
TXC2: !uptime
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Tempest2097: @samus_of_all_trades Adam went full speed on a horse into a fence and didn't jump
samus_of_all_trades: omg
Tempest2097: @samus_of_all_trades Physics then happened.
Macheya: That chicken is dead.
Skyboss1996: You killed that chicken! The guards will be after you!
Tempest2097: They clipped it
Nocxia: that chicken got annihilated
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Skyboss1996: Problem solved
MercurialVox: "Deal with"
Lord_ZYRK: Later TXC2 ResidentSleeper /
r10pez10: bye TX
TXC2: goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam
Skyboss1996: well that was easy
Mysticman89: could be worse, zelda chickens are a lot scaies than the law.
WitherManX27: Genuine monster
DrLandmine: COLD
TheNideon: ADAM!
korvys: You had some options
Macheya: Renegade for Life!
m0nkeyrama: Casual murder
Valkyrie_Lemons: Later TXC2
TheElrad: you could have questioned him, Adam
Invitare: didn't even think about it
breathlessisthehunt: Harsh
Tempest2097: Welp
TheNideon: :(
m0nkeyrama: No questions asked
Lord_Durin: No. Witnesses.
scratchmonkey: man there was no consideration there
PMAvers: Does he have any stuff on him we can steal?
Mysticman89: maybe question him, "thanks" than throw him off.
solahwin_tampramain: couldn't you have helped him?
CapnRobert: lol
MTGColorPie: Look good, Kill good.
Lord_ZYRK: You tried to help him, Adam. We all saw it Kappa
DerDrongo: adam why? why? now you cant loot him
samus_of_all_trades: tie him to the tracks
samus_of_all_trades: duh
Invitare: find out how he knew you
Trymantha: chat acting like adam wasnty just chanting he was gonna kill them smh
Skyboss1996: The problem has gone away, chat!
mtvcdm: Stone. Cold.
thegreatwyrdling: Adam you murdered that man.
Valkyrie_Lemons: Adam, he was going to give you back your wallet that you dropped in Blackwater
MercurialVox: pull him up so you can punch him to death
Invitare: where he was going
WitherManX27: You could always quetion him and then kill him.
TheElrad: ask questions first, stomp hands laters?
Invitare: who he could tell
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah, like his
Dr_fragenstien: best part is that's easy to explain. "Dude rode his horse off a clif, I didn't do nuttin"
rockyboy78: kill the bastard NO WITNESSES
Tempest2097: Adam, people's lives WERE on your hands
flapjacksofwar: Adam does it for the Greater Good
gascitygaming: i really hope we can tie people to the tracks in this...
KartoffelKaiser: His life was in your hands and you dropped it
samus_of_all_trades: throw him into a fence
brainbosh: His life was under your boot.
Tempest2097: And you stepped on his
samus_of_all_trades: those are dangerous apparently
TheNideon: Is that his horse?
gascitygaming: make him take a wagon over a cliff?
samus_of_all_trades: bear?
rockyboy78: He was going to the bottom of the cliff and moving pretty damn fast
frozenphoenix7: Man, at least return the horse you stole
Himyul: allergens
samus_of_all_trades: flower picking yay!
Skyboss1996: ooh, wild carrots! free food!
samus_of_all_trades: the manilest of pasttimes
gascitygaming: is that a bag of holding errrr?
TheNideon: Wild (West) carrots
Skyboss1996: tastes like dirt
Dr_fragenstien: you stole someone's horse to catch him
TheNideon: None of the horses are yours
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out they were Hemlock and your wilderness skills just suck Kappa
scratchmonkey: nah you borrowed somebody's horse in town
frozenphoenix7: Back in Valentine probably
thegreatwyrdling: YOU STOLE THAT HORSE!
scratchmonkey: "borrowed"
seltier596: you came to town in a wagoon
m0nkeyrama: You drove here in the carriage
Invitare: horses can't hear that far
frozenphoenix7: You "borrowed" some ones horse to chase the guy
scratchmonkey: if it's greyed out it's out of whistle range
Silver__Knight_: neither of them are your horse
Nocxia: Bring the horsie back to town?
Macheya: You can't herd cats, Adam
thegreatwyrdling: Horse?
coelopteryx: i'm here what's up
Dr_fragenstien: It'll take me a few hours to get there. like, 20
DrLandmine: If you bring that horse back to town people will think you didnt steal it
KartoffelKaiser: Are we the horse now PogChamp
Valkyrie_Lemons: DIN DINS? PogChamp
Animekitty93: Oh Yeah I have to eat
samus_of_all_trades: nope
solahwin_tampramain: WE"ER HERE
samus_of_all_trades: this part is realistic
Porsgaard81: You have a primary and a secondary horse.
Himyul: I was really hoping for an assassin's steed moment there
Invitare: these are't BOTW Super Horses that can hear you whistle from anywhere and be there in an instant
KartoffelKaiser: There is actually a max whistle distance in this game
gascitygaming: you promised me food Adam...
DolGrenn: Just got here, did somebody call me?
hanrat: why are you *actively summoning* twitch chat?
samus_of_all_trades: but not the whole, horses going off cliffs bit
Lord_ZYRK: They're playing tag, Adam
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flapjacksofwar: It means theres a sidequest
samus_of_all_trades: wow
Baldrash: Um, oops.
teh_v: 4 horses
blip2004: Everytime
frozenphoenix7: Nice
Silver__Knight_: wow
Animekitty93: Today Adam learned Game Physics
seltier596: lol!!
scratchmonkey: you are a danger to yourself and others
QuietJay: raghorse physics
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX
coelopteryx: everyone's looking at you like "wow that guy wrecked his horse"
teh_v: no wait it's okay
Lord_Durin: That poor horse
ContingentCat: poor horse
samus_of_all_trades: got watch out for those houses
KartoffelKaiser: Adam stop abusing Twitch Chat
Lord_ZYRK: Adam just keeps forgetting he's on a horse Kappa
TheNideon: The clumsiest boy in the west
Macheya: Are you entirely sure you know how to ride a horse?
flapjacksofwar: Yellow = Stpry Quest White = Sidequest
Zael250: Great spin, but only a 4 for the dismount
ChiefEngineerMichael: We need a supercut of all the times Adam fails to brake in time on his horse.
samus_of_all_trades: they jump right out at ya
hanrat: #authenticity
Skyboss1996: who
samus_of_all_trades: horses need an emergency brake
Skyboss1996: they do. It's shooting them
samus_of_all_trades: a less fatal and expensive emergency brake
Skyboss1996: Call me... Stache
MTGColorPie: What's your name? "Clint Eastwood"
scratchmonkey: me and Adam went for the same facial hair choice
samus_of_all_trades: jim mcrealname
coelopteryx: this dude has legendary muttonchops
m0nkeyrama: The waviest of chops
Skyboss1996: Have em hold real still for 5 minutes
ContingentCat: And find some cats
samus_of_all_trades: they'll have to stay still for like...20 minutes
Lord_Durin: [Selfie Mode Unlocked]
Himyul: have we discovered audio-logs yet?
brainbosh: A PHOTO MINGIGAME in the OLD WEST?
Animekitty93: @ContingentCat Yes!
rrtycoon2: So, which came first, selfies or mirror shots?
Invitare: make a selfie of you and Twitch Chat
gascitygaming: audio logs on Edison cylinders yes please!
Skyboss1996: Large reward you say?
Dr_fragenstien: see that gunslinger? you can go there.
flapjacksofwar: Hold Start
hondor64: i heard pressing and holding options/start will load map
samus_of_all_trades: don't forget your selfie stick
scratchmonkey: let's go on a crazy nighttime journey with our borrowed horse
MTGColorPie: Now your friends will be waiting for you like the end of Airplane!
scratchmonkey: sounds like a good plan
Animekitty93: Welp don't die Adam
flapjacksofwar: TRob that train!
Nocxia: DOGGO
anemzero: don
coelopteryx: that's a doggo!
MilkInBag: shoot the dog :)
scratchmonkey: lol dog noise
Lord_Durin: P U P P E R
m0nkeyrama: A dog! OhMyDog OhMyDog
WitherManX27: Kick!
anemzero: don't pet the dog it's honorable!
samus_of_all_trades: pet the dog
Skyboss1996: PET DOGGO
Lord_ZYRK: A good boi PogChamp
Himyul: dogmeat!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Hold the button!
Invitare: I'm surprised you're not kicking it to death tbh
MilkInBag: L2 then R2 to study
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hondor64: Adam adam he's the man if can't pet the doggo who can!?!
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samus_of_all_trades: YAY
Invitare: the way ou usually play these games
samus_of_all_trades: best game ever 10/10
solahwin_tampramain: L2 to Dog
Zu_o: look at that tail!
m0nkeyrama: BEST GAME!
flapjacksofwar: Scold the cats, Praise the Good boys
Lord_ZYRK: Game of the fucking year OhMyDog
Questhere: 11/10. Goty
Martizz1e: now get that dog pelt...
coelopteryx: what a good doggo!
Silver__Knight_: Much better pupper than Basbas
hondor64: and i typod! noooooo
Animekitty93: This is how you play video games folks!
Macheya: Just look at that tail
FickleMuse: Zu_o !
Lord_ZYRK: ^
WitherManX27: Play fetch with dynamite.
samus_of_all_trades: now train it to kill on command
Skyboss1996: This is the game now
Zu_o: FickleMuse !
coelopteryx: that tail is phasing into another dimension
Zu_o: slytqHeart
coelopteryx: extremely good doggo
FickleMuse: Hi friends!
ThePerrBearr: you going to return that horse?
samus_of_all_trades: i bet that dog could totally take the bear
TheNideon: What happened to Uncle and the Girls?
samus_of_all_trades: that dog is awesome
gascitygaming: wait for train, leave horse on tracks, observe results
scratchmonkey: they went back to camp
TheMerricat: It's a good thing we have GPS in the old west.
PMAvers: He made this horse.
Animekitty93: Oh that Sky!
drcthulu: Hi LRR
flapjacksofwar: Yes
Skyboss1996: Yes
Lord_ZYRK: t h e c o r e
A_Catastrophic_Success: Can pet doggos? Game of the year
Skyboss1996: more core means faster recharge
PMAvers: Siri, which way to the nearest bank to rob?
Animekitty93: Adam look up at the stars!
flapjacksofwar: If the core is empty you have to refill it by eating/drinking/smiking
Dr_fragenstien: i i understand, the cores are like your maximums for that stat, if you run out, then you start to take from your cores instead
samus_of_all_trades: i love nighttime in games like this
samus_of_all_trades: so peeeerrrty
MilkInBag: HAHAH
Himyul: nothing a bullet or two can't fix
Skyboss1996: OOOH
MilkInBag: RIP
Zyme86: DED
Macheya: LUL
PandasAndPancakes: Um.
Animekitty93: OOH
Silver__Knight_: HOLY SHIT
Baldrash: That guy? FUCKED.
Martizz1e: @loadingreadyrun u did, thank you
samus_of_all_trades: damnson
Zu_o: that man died
Lord_ZYRK: Loot his corpse PogChamp
flapjacksofwar: INSTA KILL
Skyboss1996: well, he's dead
samus_of_all_trades: he ded
theneatestburrito: F
MilkInBag: GOTY 👏
m0nkeyrama: benginRip benginRip benginRip LUL
scratchmonkey: that's how i get my first spare hat
gascitygaming: F
samus_of_all_trades: alas we knew him
Nocxia: that man DIED
Angnor33: Well, nothing to do but loot the corpse.
Addictiveme: PogChamp
gascitygaming: now that is NEIGHSTED
Skyboss1996: Time to get out of here before somebody thinks we did it
ContingentCat: katesRip
dokuminion: Horse takes no shi- from no one.
flapjacksofwar: take his horse!
Lord_ZYRK: Hoofa doofa
m0nkeyrama: That guy just got bodied PogChamp
PandasAndPancakes: Otaku Jeff don't care.
MilkInBag: i cant wait for you to cross a sheriff with that corpse PogChamp
samus_of_all_trades: is he your new friend?
scratchmonkey: adam what are you doing
Macheya: Is this your gift to Black Betty?
Animekitty93: Why are we taking a dead body with us?
Lord_ZYRK: Can we keep him, ma?
boristhewizard: Oooh, sell his lesther!
Trymantha: Weekend at bernies time
samus_of_all_trades: zombee dave?
Mysticman89: horse bonding!
m0nkeyrama: Taking a dead man on an adventure
MilkInBag: can a corpse stop a train? 🤔
MilkInBag: will it blend?
MTGColorPie: Swiss Army Man
TheElrad: !next
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gascitygaming: is the the "dead" part?
samus_of_all_trades: "so...how's your head?"
samus_of_all_trades: "not much of a talker?"
Macheya: LUL
MilkInBag: O'DRISCOLLS DansGame
Zu_o: is it a corpse of engineers MilkInBag ?
ContingentCat: time to do some science
drcthulu: Bandits don't like your corpse train shananigans
Crad0k: shoot the horse
scratchmonkey: the O'Driscolls shoot first and then also shoot later
flapjacksofwar: The O'Driscolle Gang will kill you on sight
MilkInBag: odriscolls
ThePerrBearr: probably the corpse
samus_of_all_trades: they have corpse sense
Skyboss1996: You have. A dead man. On your horse.
Macheya: You came up on them too fast for them to warn you
Himyul: maybe because you've got a body?
blip2004: you're carrying a corpse
scratchmonkey: nah, the O'Driscolls shoot you anyway
theneatestburrito: You WILL have TWO dead men on your horse.
gascitygaming: how many corpses can Otaku Jeff handle?
samus_of_all_trades: i would be suspicious
Silver__Knight_: The O'Driscolle Gang are shoot first ask questions never
VoidByAnyOtherName: can you stack the corpses
Lord_ZYRK: They were just two guys and they were having a good time
thegreatwyrdling: Fix your horse Adam!
samus_of_all_trades: of the weirdo with his corpse friend
MilkInBag: also L3 to calm your horse when there is shooting
Jeezy56: I knows a corpse when I sees one
scratchmonkey: you can tell they're O'Driscoll's from the ridiculous accents
A_Dub888: He's not dead, he's just in a VERY DEEP sleep
Going_Medium: Now the question is not will A copse stop a train, but how MANY corpses will stop a train :)
ContingentCat: hey they don't know he's a corpse, it could just be your very unconscious friend
MilkInBag: your horse is amazing
thegreatwyrdling: It's wounded!
Animekitty93: Your horse is amazing!
plasticpyro: Could of been bounty hunting they did not know
Robot_Bones: its not named Two RoboCops
samus_of_all_trades: he needs a new horse...engine...
CapnRobert: horse cores are low
MilkInBag: but I wont give it a lick
CapnRobert: could feed it
Himyul: your horse has an impossibly sticky butt
Lord_ZYRK: Your horse's tires are a bit low Kappa
MikeyM133: "What's wrong with my horse??" pulls out pistol
Mysticman89: theres some bullet holes in your horses butt.
VoidByAnyOtherName: your horse is out of blinker fluids
dokuminion: It's wounded and does some bleeding on its bottom
MilkInBag: cores are for nerds, real gamers chug whiskey and smoke cigars
samus_of_all_trades: check the air pressure
Skyboss1996: My horse don't like people laughin.
samus_of_all_trades: maybe it needs an oil change
scratchmonkey: tbf the bleeding on the bottom could be from the corpse on it
CapnRobert: hold l1 when your on it
solahwin_tampramain: use the wrench
Robot_Bones: Take a wrench to it
samus_of_all_trades: hit it with a hammer
Lord_ZYRK: Is there an Autozone nearby? 🤔
plasticpyro: Blow torch
MikeyM133: Horse Mechanic should fix that right up
Mysticman89: no longer bullet holes in its butt. appears to have helped.
Baldrash: Level up your Horse Repair skill.
ContingentCat: it's a very special screwdriver
gascitygaming: Fences, the horse's natural predator
scratchmonkey: the horse needs to be brushed
CapnRobert: red is your custom set marker
MilkInBag: that's cleanliness, your horse is covered in blood
samus_of_all_trades: corpse germs
Animekitty93: The red is your custom path
Duvnal: I think you need to change the horse's oil filter
Mysticman89: "your horse died because it wasn't pretty enough"
solahwin_tampramain: it needs to be stamped evrey once in a while
scratchmonkey: you can brush the horse or dunk it in a river
samus_of_all_trades: the corpse is gunking up the horse engine
thegreatwyrdling: Maybe it's a horseshoe thing?
scratchmonkey: if the horse is dirty, the core goes down
gascitygaming: the last people we met tried to kill us on sight
QuantumTwitch: you need to brush it
MilkInBag: it's a trap monkaS
samus_of_all_trades: "do ya like my corpse?"
ContingentCat: it's the "your horse has a lot of blood on it" alert
MilkInBag: TOS D:
Traion: Is it me or is this "Chores: The Game"
MTGColorPie: My weight off, he's talking about the corpse on the back
MilkInBag: naked ladies paintings D:
samus_of_all_trades: "you would make a nice corpse"
ContingentCat: and a really terrible hairstyle
mtvcdm: This is a lot of chores, I am gonna admit.
samus_of_all_trades: "this one is kinda rotting and i need a new one for my horse"
plasticpyro: Hitting on you
Skyboss1996: She ain't interested in you pal
Lord_ZYRK: Uhhhhhhh
Nocxia: Creeper
MilkInBag: is this a new user on twitter?
ContingentCat: this guy is a creep
m0nkeyrama: WutFace This man is creepy
brainbosh: shoot him
Animekitty93: Shoot him
Silver__Knight_: shoot the twitter egg
Skyboss1996: Problem solved!
Mysticman89: oh lordy
MilkInBag: check in the tent Kappa
samus_of_all_trades: yay new corpse!
ContingentCat: no we're into corpses
scratchmonkey: wow
gascitygaming: You don't stalk women, you must be gay?
Animekitty93: Take his stuff
scratchmonkey: lrrWOW
dokuminion: no more mr. creepy stalky
Nefarious_Ned: What did I walk in on?
mtvcdm: This game seems like it, at least so far in this early phase, has stocked up a little too much on the busywork and it's taking slightly too long to get to the fun parts.
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El_Funko: Babies are fixin' to be out round these here parts, boys. Let's saddle up
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brainbosh: katesNice
Himyul: you needed a fresher corpse?
MikeyM133: put his body in the fire!
Charlemandias: The horse is a witness!!
TheNideon: What are those pictures in his tent?
Duvnal: that's one way to deal with a side quest...
samus_of_all_trades: horse don't care horse is a badass
BasilBrushOff: Creepy is what they are
Skyboss1996: TOS
Silver__Knight_: TheNideon her, probably
MilkInBag: LUL
Nocxia: Naked ladies
Dr_fragenstien: TOS
Zyme86: TOS
ContingentCat: more bodies for the train stopping experiments
Nocxia: Perv.
Animekitty93: TOS
brainbosh: Those pics ain't cleared for twitch
BasilBrushOff: slytqLewd slytqLewd slytqLewd slytqLewd
gascitygaming: i feel like it's good we killed him
samus_of_all_trades: he is too creepy to be our corpse
TheNideon: Seemed llike a shill dude
Going_Medium: Don't touch anything...
scratchmonkey: it's like putting something on your antenna to find your car
mtvcdm: I think if this game cut down like 15%-20% on the downtime it would be better for it.
gascitygaming: corpse on the back of the horse is the OG version of those stick people in the back windows
TheNideon: Turkey!
Nocxia: Pet the turkey?
m0nkeyrama: Invincible turkeys
Himyul: eat the turkey!
Skyboss1996: we eat the turkey!
samus_of_all_trades: i think rigor mortise is starting to set in
MilkInBag: fun happens
mtvcdm: Do it
ThePerrBearr: you'll get a bounty
El_Funko: Say you found it next to a bear
Skyboss1996: That boy is starting to go stiff
El_Funko: The bear probably dit it
MilkInBag: B O D I E D
El_Funko: You didn't ask questions
samus_of_all_trades: "wait! don't you want to share my corpse?"
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ContingentCat: and implication is all we need
brainbosh: Bodied
gascitygaming: he hit your horse with his face!
Jondare: Adam just going on all Judge Dredd on this game
Skyboss1996: THUMP
MilkInBag: fffffootball
mtvcdm: Best round of PUBG.
Questhere: innosent until proven moving
samus_of_all_trades: they went to the stormtrooper school of aiming
scratchmonkey: adam you play games correctly
Dr_fragenstien: now I wanna see a mod where you can use a lance
MikeyM133: Bet they weren't expecting being horsed to death
samus_of_all_trades: time to start making more dead bodies!
Plaicoson: So.. the witcher 3 with guns and 50% more moustache?
brainbosh: Bag is full...bleh
Traion: And that is how the Savidan Gang introduced the cavalry charge to gang warfare
teh_v: Cocaine gum! The past was amazing
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mtvcdm: Just stack the bodies up on the horse.
ContingentCat: and that kids is the reason why the cavalry was such a big deal in old battles
Tiber727: Adam is a man of culture.
BasilBrushOff: Red Dead Redemption 3: Jousting Tournament
brainbosh: I heard that all the big guns go to the horse when you enter town.
SlyTQ: Tyranidd thats kinda shitty tbh dood
ContingentCat: oooo I hope there's a mod where you're a Centaur
dokuminion: clean your revolver. does more dmg if its clean
scratchmonkey: yeah you store most of your weapons on the horse
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TheNideon: Just leave the random body Adam
BasilBrushOff: if i wanted to do chores I'd clean my kitchen
SlyTQ: actually its really shitt, dont do that, anyone
CapnRobert: the red line/marker is your custom one
samus_of_all_trades: no random body is our friend
El_Funko: Adam you missed my sub notification, I demand attention
brainbosh: Adam "Dirty Gun" Savidan
MilkInBag: so the question stands, can a corpse stop a train
scratchmonkey: that was a bunch of hillbillies who murdered the people who were originally camped there
Skyboss1996: Banjo sounds!
MilkInBag: LUL
scratchmonkey: and then you killed them
Himyul: lrrHAM
circusofkirkus: bodied
Traion: Like who cares abou cleaning guns and brushing horses in their cowboy crime game?
MilkInBag: trafic jam
teh_v: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Skyboss1996: Kamakaze Boar!
Macheya: Tonight, on Adam Kills Everything ...
Robot_Bones: well now you have to make them want to shoot you too
BasilBrushOff: pig tougher than bad guys confirmed
scratchmonkey: you do have a giant Wanted graphic when the law is after you
TheNideon: *the pig will remember that*
TheNideon: Oh different kind of game?
gascitygaming: no problem that can't be solved by hitting it with a horse
MilkInBag: holy shit that place LUL
Himyul: bring the body
ThePerrBearr: we in lousianna now
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FarleyF: I would love to see/hear you play more of this game - it feels like your having a blast of a time
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samus_of_all_trades: "watch the horse, corpse friend"
MilkInBag: shooting PogChamp
MTGColorPie: Not now, now!
samus_of_all_trades: i like her
Nefarious_Ned: OG Prepper right here...
MilkInBag: LUL
Nocxia: Oh she;s a keeper!
Invitare: I like this lady
MilkInBag: KOBE
SketchyDetails: more booms adam!
Eklinaar: so, murderous western dating sim now, right?
Mysticman89: theres more detonators
brainbosh: Use the booms!
samus_of_all_trades: yeah, can she be our sidekick?
dokuminion: use the boom booms adam
Pheonix888: blow em up?
hippitybobbity: DAMN WOMAN YOU COLD AS ICE
BloodnBullets: we need more lrrCOW
samus_of_all_trades: she is way more helpful than corpse friend
Invitare: samus_of_all_trades can we be HER sidekick?
punchcardy: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
samus_of_all_trades: yes
samus_of_all_trades: that
hippitybobbity: im glad this wicker is bulletproof
samus_of_all_trades: Mrs Boom and Cowboy Wonder
BloodnBullets: youve used that one
MilkInBag: seabatHITBOX
QuantumTwitch: the other one
Eklinaar: seabatHITBOX
Angnor33: There's a second plunger
Charlemandias: So the perv in the woods that talked to the lonely widdow....did he mean this 'lonely widdow'?
Animekitty93: There are multiple plungers
sdooweloc314: second plunger to the right
ThePerrBearr: there's a second plunger
brainbosh: Use all the plungers!
punchcardy: Lots of plunger
Skyboss1996: OUR HAT
Animekitty93: You're going to run out of bullets
ContingentCat: F hat
gascitygaming: F
dammitjoel: f
punchcardy: Moar plungers
A_Dub888: F for Hat
samus_of_all_trades: well its a good thing you didn't buy a new fancy one
Traion: I think they deployed an infantry regiment to arrest her
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MilkInBag: you broke his nose
TheNideon: Plungers everywhere?
circusofkirkus: your horse and dead friend in the background
holidayMD: You take that back Aadam
unisonx1: if only he could pull all the guns out of their hands with his mind.
MilkInBag: so the Famous James Turner is a lie?
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samus_of_all_trades: can we get a kiss?
Invitare: don't shoot the best character in the game so far
ThePerrBearr: UNREALISTIC 0/10
Martinkaca: Kay- Suh
brainbosh: Yep, an Old West photo minigames.
MilkInBag: is this love?
samus_of_all_trades: no come baaack
El_Funko: You missed mine too Adam, notice me
ContingentCat: oh I thought he had it backwards and was going to take some pictures of his pants
samus_of_all_trades: i loooove yoooou
Nocxia: She Done Skidaddled
Robot_Bones: Baba Yaga
ThePerrBearr: make sure you pick up a new hat
MilkInBag: better love story than twilight
Saulens181: Hat?
Saulens181: Hat!
Skyboss1996: ONE YEAAAAR
brainbosh: Adam set off the booms.
Lord_ZYRK: Gonna get all the Pictobox figurines PogChamp
Invitare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (2:12 from now).
Traion: @el_funko Adam just doesn't love you :P
RayFK: God damnit Funko
gascitygaming: pour one out for Hat
RayFK: God damnit
SlyTQ: lmao he made thawt joke just for you too
scratchmonkey: try and find a hat
hippitybobbity: that lady was so cool
SlyTQ: he was very proud
Zyme86: can we take the gatling gun?
thegreatwyrdling: Adam you also missed my bits, but that's fine!
SlyTQ: also hey jordan
El_Funko: TQ shh I need to look cool
samus_of_all_trades: well at least we stole her soul with our magic picture box
Macheya: There's more than one plunger
BloodnBullets: there are more plungers
Animekitty93: Hey all the friends are here today
Angnor33: There's still a second plunger
Robot_Bones: There is more than one switch
FITorion: use the other boom next to it...
RayFK: Hey TQ, how goes?
Skyboss1996: Trading cards?
MilkInBag: emmet granger is on a card? that's funny
brainbosh: You already set off that one, there are more.
Zu_o: There is another plunger
Zu_o: gotta unstuck that toilet
MilkInBag: L3 + R3 to help you see stuff
justwhatever_idk: A Sore Ted's Biz Kits
Himyul: you can't have a AAA game without collectibles
TheNideon: Where is your HAT?
Martinkaca: Another hat
TheMerricat: You are a VAMPIRE!
Angreed66: When did James change his name and get better at shooting boys?
ContingentCat: @TheNideon it got shot off
Skyboss1996: you're full up on veg
Zyme86: It just siad pick up hat there
MilkInBag: apparently you can interact with mirrors by pressing L2 + O
boristhewizard: How many cheese wheels do we have?
TheNideon: Can't pick up the hat somewhere?
brainbosh: Your hat is right by the door?
punchcardy: At max veg.
TheNideon: Forever Hatless
QuantumTwitch: can you take the hat in the cabin
El_Funko: @RayFK TQ left to pile up all her mountains of dirty laundry into a mound and when sit on it like a goddess
El_Funko: THat's a direct quote
MilkInBag: B O I
Zyme86: Adam your hat is by the door
MilkInBag: there is one, but huh later
Zyme86: it said you could pick it up
SketchyDetails: did youn loot all the boys?
samus_of_all_trades: silly adam fast travel isn't realistic
ZethRuss: Schnell is german for fast btw
Saulens181: The hat's still there
brainbosh: Take the gatling gun
MilkInBag: 2.11$ on ONE dude? that's the klondike PogChamp
scratchmonkey: it's outside,
RayFK: El_Funko Fair
Lord_ZYRK: Hey, a wrench! We can fix our horse PogChamp
circusofkirkus: where's the body?
MilkInBag: the corpse woke up monkaS
Saulens181: yes?
scratchmonkey: uh yeah your actual horse showed up
samus_of_all_trades: corpse was on the other horse
ContingentCat: it is now
scratchmonkey: the other horse stole your corpse
brainbosh: Just gonna leave that body on the other horse then?
blip2004: corpse horse was standing beside the bridge
samus_of_all_trades: bye corpse friend
Skyboss1996: Midnight Bart
Skyboss1996: "Consume my Pantaloons"
ContingentCat: nice new corpse-less horse
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (2:07 from now).
DerPilsner: Bart of Darkness
brainbosh: Just like Bart!
ThePerrBearr: is this horsed named Tennessee Walker? if so, then it's your actual horse
plummeting_sloth: Toe to tip, that's a midnight bart
scratchmonkey: way to help adam
samus_of_all_trades: ooh new corpse
MilkInBag: if you dont want to control all the way over there, while pressing X, you can press the touch button to enable cinematic mode, and you will get there without having to touch the controller
Skyboss1996: No need for a doctor now
El_Funko: ol Sharpshooter Savidan over here
ContingentCat: a lead doctor
samus_of_all_trades: no need to be lonely
goldheartache56: had to put em down there was no coming back
samus_of_all_trades: "ummm...nothing to see here..."
Animekitty93: Time to hide the body
Skyboss1996: OUR HAT
samus_of_all_trades: kill the wagon!!
rrtycoon2: Runaway wagon
Animekitty93: Not our hat again
Macheya: Your hat is bullet prone
samus_of_all_trades: it saw everything!
Laserbeaks_Fury: can you lose you rhet?
Skyboss1996: AH CRAP
Laserbeaks_Fury: *your hat
BloodnBullets: that hat has a low rate of survival
gascitygaming: pick fight with guy carrying corpse? check
MilkInBag: W A S T E D
ThePerrBearr: wow
Zyme86: lol
brainbosh: That's his hat
theneatestburrito: lrrWOW
Animekitty93: DEAD
samus_of_all_trades: well that went to hell real quick
MungoDude: F
thegreatwyrdling: NEIGHSTED
dariusmaintonks: hey look its a red dead
RayFK: Maybe don't execute a guy in the middle of the road
scratchmonkey: "the gang gets shot in a swamp"
TheNideon: This bloodlust will bite you in the ass
RayFK: Just saying
Invitare: ded
boristhewizard: Damn, that witness investigated the FUCK out of you
MilkInBag: the sky
justwhatever_idk: rather than "dead" it says "Your Hat"
brainbosh: katesDied katesDied katesDied
Traion: And that is why we leave no witnesses on this stream :P
samus_of_all_trades: it's almost like making new corpse friends is frowned upon
MilkInBag: your hat is on your horse
Mysticman89: you can gain and lsoe weight? neat
Animekitty93: lrrWOW
TheNideon: Adam "Hatless'' Savidan
MilkInBag: if you dont want to control all the way over there, while pressing X, you can press the touch button to enable cinematic mode, and you will get there without having to touch the controller
Charlemandias: They took our hat!
scratchmonkey: you can get tremendously fat by eating 20 cans of peaches
theneatestburrito: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SketchyDetails: you can be nice.... and THEN rob them
samus_of_all_trades: aw thanks
scratchmonkey: GotY
ContingentCat: thanks Adam lrrHEART
Valkyrie_Lemons: Lol, that's the biggest lie all day. Kappa
Eklinaar: You'll be nice to us? Who are you and what did you do with Adam?
boristhewizard: That sounds like something a murderer would say
Invitare: I think that's a lie
Lunareclipse123: You can get your hat back from the L1 menu at your horse
Skyboss1996: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4753: "The watchful eye of chat keeps us honest." —Kathleen [2018-03-09]
Magnetic__North: *Twitch Chat immediately shoots, robs Adam*
TheNideon: The Good, the Bad and the Hatless
justwhatever_idk: "Baby, I'm never going to kill you, just literally everyone else"
flapjacksofwar: Your horse has your hats and any seperate outfits you may have selected
plummeting_sloth: Horses: Hat Respositories
Skyboss1996: Gators
flapjacksofwar: Less chance to run face first into a tree
Animekitty93: I mean most games route you on roads
MilkInBag: very
samus_of_all_trades: reminds me of fishing with pa
Skyboss1996: Oh now its mad
Lunareclipse123: It took me ages to work that out - I kept going and buying new hats
Valkyrie_Lemons: That's very unorthodox fishing
thegreatwyrdling: Go into the river Adam.
samus_of_all_trades: we'd take our revolvers out and shoot them fish
gascitygaming: Like shooting fish in a....
Going_Medium: wrastel it
justwhatever_idk: That Croc was a Sherriff you're wanted dead or alive now
Skyboss1996: That's a big catfish
samus_of_all_trades: and then spend the night in a jail cell
MilkInBag: must stink so much
ChiefEngineerMichael: Adam, do NOT fuck with the crocodiles!
samus_of_all_trades: cuz we didn't have fishing liscences
gascitygaming: selfie with it
ContingentCat: that's going to smell so bad
SketchyDetails: *slaps top of fish*
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: #MyGodTheSmell
ChiefEngineerMichael: The crocodiles fuck back!
flapjacksofwar: If you carry stuff on your horse for too long itll rot
plummeting_sloth: I saved this fish from drowning!
Skyboss1996: This horse can fit so much catfish on it
goldheartache56: gotta keep the fish from drowning
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, the romance of a man and his fish against the world
scratchmonkey: you smell so good now
bigbradley1974: cat fish
gascitygaming: hopefully Bart likes catfish
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is Adam Catfishing again? Kappa
SketchyDetails: big mood bart
MungoDude: read tombstones?
flapjacksofwar: 'Hunting"
Nocxia: Noooo D=
Skyboss1996: Hunting. So much easier with guns
TheElrad: by explore, you mean shoot innocent people in the head?
Nocxia: that;s not petting a turkey ;.;
Mysticman89: it had 2 feathers.
flapjacksofwar: I made this?
flapjacksofwar: I made this.
MilkInBag: depends of the size
Animekitty93: How does a turkey have only 2 feathers?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Gonna post this up on Gobblr"
gascitygaming: "Horse is overencumbered"
ContingentCat: we must smell so good
Zu_o: this is the part of the game in oregon trail where we hunt buffalo and kill 10000 pounds of meat and can carry back 120?
BloodnBullets: how many animals can we mount on our horse?
Traion: Poor horse
TheMalteseFalchion: Only 2 usable feathers :D
brainbosh: That turkey seems too big.
LiveFaust: This is a weird Horizon Zero Dawn mod.
Mysticman89: can you mount a horse on your horse.
Skyboss1996: This looks like a robbery!
MilkInBag: MAWP
Lord_ZYRK: "There appears to be a sentient pile of animal corpses working its way towards town." "I knew this day would come. . . get the cannons."
Questhere: Adam constantly has the smell of death on him
MercurialVox: NEIGHSTED
CapnRobert: deadeye
TheMalteseFalchion: Desynchronized.
Animekitty93: lrrWOW
BloodnBullets: our fish!
BusTed: rip
brainbosh: A sniper!
flapjacksofwar: this dosnt concern you! -Immeditaly opens fire-
scratchmonkey: fishy friend
Animekitty93: Oh wow you're losing money when you die!
MilkInBag: you can enable 'duel dead eye' by slowly pressing R2 when on foot
circusofkirkus: not the fish
Skyboss1996: No the fish!
SketchyDetails: there is a very real possibility that adam is doing a sith playthrough
MungoDude: the turkey too
ContingentCat: oh no, no more massive smelly fish on our horse
gascitygaming: we are immortal! but our shit isn't
flapjacksofwar: You lost your fish friend. Time to uninstall
BusTed: SabaPing
Skyboss1996: I found this whole ass fish
samus_of_all_trades: first corpse friend, now fish friend
Skyboss1996: *Thwack*
samus_of_all_trades: we have no friends
scratchmonkey: "hey guys, i carried this fish hundreds of miles over several days"
scratchmonkey: "mmm mmm!"
Valkyrie_Lemons: The West
Zyme86: Somewhere in the plains
Skyboss1996: its got lots of bits of all of it
boristhewizard: Rural anywhere basically, lol
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: The... the west
flapjacksofwar: Could be The mid-west
swanky_lion: brazil
ContingentCat: @scratchmonkey "yeah smells like it"
Zyme86: east of the rockies
NarishmaReborn: Nebraska?
plummeting_sloth: Put a horse on teh back of your horse, so you can ride while you ride
brainbosh: All?
Silver__Knight_: Nondescript "West"
Animekitty93: The mid west
phorrestgaze: ozarks?
Eklinaar: pretty much anywhere in the midwest
DerPilsner: Rural anywhere.
theneatestburrito: The West:tm:
samus_of_all_trades: we paved over most of it
MikeyM133: Manhattan
Mysticman89: alaska
plummeting_sloth: the old Southwest
flapjacksofwar: Maybe around the Rockies
Zath_: Wyoming
LetsConsider: I mean, I've seen places in Ohio that look like this
brainbosh: It has damn alligators in it?
ContingentCat: as a Canadain looks like the parts I can never name
Silver__Knight_: Animekitty93 this isn't midwest. Not enough corn
NarishmaReborn: Could be easter colorado
circusofkirkus: Hawaii
NarishmaReborn: *eastern
LetsConsider: It could be literally anywhere
Animekitty93: @Silver__Knight_ Fair point
hippitybobbity: the flat bit
MilkInBag: Ohio
Nefarious_Ned: yea, wyoming/colorado....the boring parts
battlemonk: the map says new hanover, which is in puerto rico
scratchmonkey: this bit looks like Ohio, yeah
justwhatever_idk: Looks like outside my house
gascitygaming: call him Billiam
bigbradley1974: missouri
circusofkirkus: looks like Miami
circusofkirkus: maybe LA
hippitybobbity: god that reminds me of my grandma's house
brainbosh: If it has alligators then it has to be in the south.
ArgentumFlare: The states of New Hanover, Ambarino and Lemoyne which are fictional.
scratchmonkey: he was just in the South area, this is one of the middle sections
MilkInBag: was that Cleveland from Family Guy?
LiveFaust: That red dirt makes me think Oklahoma, but i don't think ANYWHERE in that state has anything near that many hills.
boristhewizard: You need a shower
Mysticman89: you're sad because no ccatfish
MungoDude: no hat=sad
samus_of_all_trades: mourning the fish
Lord_ZYRK: You lost your fish, Adam
Going_Medium: You miss your fish?
Animekitty93: Cause you're not wearing a hat!
TheNideon: Better buy a ticket if you need some time to speak to him
amdragon15: Is it texas?
Lunareclipse123: Your health core is super low, that's why you're looking sad
BusTed: hup hup hup
scratchmonkey: you look sad because your health core is super low
plummeting_sloth: ah, the ol' gotta shit run
amdragon15: drink whiskey
brainbosh: Gotta eat. Get them gains
gascitygaming: eat the WHOLE RAW TURKEY IN YOUR SACK
plummeting_sloth: hey, no littering!
BusTed: katesBeans
amdragon15: what happens when you drink too much
brainbosh: Damn litterbug
BusTed: Pennies on the tracks?
Animekitty93: I've never heard of that
BusTed: Yeah.
MilkInBag: to answer your question without trolling: the game is set in a fictional US, states are made up
CapnRobert: yeah lol in reality the train just flattens it haha
amdragon15: if you put enough pennies it works
SketchyDetails: trains win vs coins
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:04:35.
Skyboss1996: nah. I realized real quick that doing that either means you get hit with a flying coin real quick, or it squishes
scratchmonkey: drinking too much gives you a graphical effect and your controls go all screwy
cuttlefishman: Howdy
cuttlefishman: are we doing train crimes
blip2004: flattens and usually sends the coin flying
brainbosh: It won't flip, but that coin can shoot out and hurt someone pretty bad.
ShortRound2099: i remember it as if you stack 5 nickels the train will flatten it into a quarter
gascitygaming: I used to hear that the train would shoot the penny out like a bullet and might hit someone
samus_of_all_trades: if you make the penny reaaally big
MilkInBag: shootist LUL
plummeting_sloth: "Kids just fear the damnedest things" was my favorite show growing up
blip2004: time for MURDER
hippitybobbity: nah I remember people putting nails and coins on the track to flatten them to pancakes
Eklinaar: Professional shootist? Rivals to the professional stabbists?
MilkInBag: the chair D:
BusTed: Well that was a reaction.
TheMalteseFalchion: Need some Benny Hill music.
Animekitty93: LASSO HIM!
ShortRound2099: I like that chair bit. he's not a monster
Zu_o: He took the other olympic sport, closely related to professional stabbistry, yes
justwhatever_idk: any tunnels nearby
LetsConsider: I love that you fixed the chair
teh_v: Youre on a train, where are you gonna go?
gascitygaming: i mean, the train....ends
cuttlefishman: Nope
Skyboss1996: Your horse. Like a champ
BusTed: Haha.
MikeyM133: fuck I almost spit out my drink when you started singing Green Hill Zone
cuttlefishman: imagining horses now Adam
hippitybobbity: why are we always running after people
Ravynn: F
ShortRound2099: nice
Enmity777: LOL
Animekitty93: F
cuttlefishman: F
teh_v: F
DrLandmine: Dueled
amdragon15: F
justwhatever_idk: draw
flapjacksofwar: Horse-chan trying to catch up to Adam-senpai
BusTed: Welp.
TheMalteseFalchion: We are not the quickest gun in the west.
Animekitty93: Read the directions
NarishmaReborn: instructions in the corner
SketchyDetails: lrrWOW
hippitybobbity: cant nobosy jusr fuckin stay and get shot
samus_of_all_trades: what does a gun doo...
thegreatwyrdling: F
scratchmonkey: captain kangroo gotcha good
Magnetic__North: F
cuttlefishman: The horse was always there Adam
ShortRound2099: it said hold R2 lightly
Skyboss1996: Dead eye, shoot the gun out of his hand!
BusTed: Probably hold R2 to shoot him.
samus_of_all_trades: dead
MungoDude: Lightly Hold R2 to fill meter before drawing
QuantumTwitch: it said R2
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teh_v: Excuse me Sir, how does dualing work?
justwhatever_idk: "oh we were Fighting"
ShortRound2099: wow gut shot
thegreatwyrdling: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
samus_of_all_trades: got it in one
DrLandmine: Right in the beer gut
brainbosh: katesRip katesRip katesRip
ZuNy77: you shot the man in the tum
VoidByAnyOtherName: if you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball
rrtycoon2: What, no disarming in this?
scratchmonkey: oh shit look at that mauser
Zu_o: Adam! Quick! Pull out your Yu Gi Oh Deck!
Zyme86: Broomhandle
ZuNy77: oh shit
flapjacksofwar: Its a Pistol, you only have Revolver ammo
TreeVor84: ooh Mauser C-96
WereDoor: is that a broomhandle mouser
CapnRobert: you want it
ZuNy77: yes
amdragon15: keep all the guns
amdragon15: become gunman
LetsConsider: Can you hold both?
justwhatever_idk: how about Two Guns
Zyme86: You have han solos gun
Orgmastron: Mauser! PogChamp
thegreatwyrdling: Yes take it.
Skyboss1996: It's a neat C-96. but you've got no bullets
amdragon15: who was bitten by a radioactive gun, and then raised by wild guns
BusTed: You picked up his gun that he was about to shoot at you, and it was empty?
ZuNy77: that was a super late gun in RDR1
Mysticman89: slef portrait is a button
plummeting_sloth: Now, hold that position for about 20 minutes
PMAvers: Cue the Final Fantasy 6 train battle music
PMAvers: And now you have to duel the train
TheMalteseFalchion: Just use a Phoenix Down on the train :D
Skyboss1996: *KICK*
gascitygaming: ah, he died as he lived...dead
Animekitty93: You don't have bullets for it
Animekitty93: Pass
scratchmonkey: keep his gun
Ravynn: 5 yard penalty, late hit.
CapnRobert: yeah his gone is good
amdragon15: is his gun better than yours
ZuNy77: yes it was super good in the last game and has a huge mag
Skyboss1996: Easy. Jump
NarishmaReborn: jump in the water?
brainbosh: Wow, the BM
justwhatever_idk: dual wield adam
cuttlefishman: Legendary Fish?
MungoDude: did you search his body?
TheMalteseFalchion: Legendary Feeeesh!
Brok3nGol3m: i am the captain now
CapnRobert: you can buy bullets in town at the gunsmith ammo is pretty cheap
auxv: 10
thegreatwyrdling: Flopping around like a fish.
scratchmonkey: nice dismount
BusTed: Graceful.
scratchmonkey: maybe put your knife away
amdragon15: stab someone; steal a horse.
thegreatwyrdling: Adam put that knife away!
ZuNy77: maybe put away the knife
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Zyme86: holy sturgeon batman
DrLandmine: What are you doing without a hat? no self respecting cowboy would be seen dead without a hat
Skyboss1996: We're goin fishin the old fashioned way
amdragon15: are they sturgeon or muskies?
ZuNy77: adam you can also dynamite the fish
Nocxia: Are those Garfish?
LetsConsider: Those are goddamn enormous
NarishmaReborn: now your boots are full of water
brainbosh: Freaky looking gaar
KartoffelKaiser: *clap*
gascitygaming: *clap*
MungoDude: Kappa //
PerpetualDM: *clap clap clap*
BusTed: \\ seabatBRAIN
LetsConsider: *clap clap clap*
Eklinaar: Still breathing?! seabatBRAIN
MikeyM133: chat: Adam dont stab the fish. Adam: IM STABBIN THE FISH
TreeVor84: I like that the C-96 is barely in the holster
gascitygaming: CAN WE BE A PIRATE?!
7gorobei: *clap*
bigbradley1974: clap
DerPilsner: You wouldn't download a boat.
scratchmonkey: this has had some great slapstick moments so far
CapnRobert: square to block
samus_of_all_trades: stop antagonizing the nice ppl
KartoffelKaiser: Well that man is super dead
WonderfulGlory: Bodied
Enmity777: Ring out
CapnRobert: square with good timing to counter
Brok3nGol3m: well, he dead
KartoffelKaiser: wow he's going to drown
scratchmonkey: this game
cuttlefishman: is it a ring out
scratchmonkey: dyin'
cuttlefishman: if you literally drown a man
plummeting_sloth: aaaand he drowned
thegreatwyrdling: Aw yeah brother.
Ravynn: Mmmm soggy biscuits
brainbosh: katesRip katesRip
MikeyM133: hold on let me just jump in the water and eat some food quickly
MungoDude: take his hat
amdragon15: quick rob the witnesses
KartoffelKaiser: You killed those guys for a few packs of gum
LetsConsider: COCAINE GUM?!?
TheNideon: I'm telling mom
ContingentCat: yup
thegreatwyrdling: aDAM NO!
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well
Ravynn: Witnesses, witnesses everywhere
NarishmaReborn: this is escalating quickly
Valkyrie_Lemons: NO WITNESSES
KartoffelKaiser: You are creating so many new witnesses
samus_of_all_trades: you're gonna have to beat up everyone in town now
SquareDotCube: this whole town is witnesses
mtvcdm: WITNESS ME
TheMalteseFalchion: This whole town is going to have to be de-witnessed.
cheetoJack: time to deplete this town's population
plummeting_sloth: and then he cascaded in to another witness!
samus_of_all_trades: massacre time
DrLandmine: cocaine gum will give you lots of stamina
cheetoJack: such a shame they had to be witnesses
theneatestburrito: Time for a new hat and a clean shave...
DoctorOfBeard: just one?
amdragon15: Wait
Elecguts: just have to take your car to the paint place
amdragon15: is this just grand theft auto with horses
brainbosh: Adam "I made a mistake"
ZuNy77: the popo show up
TheNideon: Red dots on the map
ZuNy77: you can just give up to them
Saulens181: they jsut shoot you afaik
brainbosh: Wow, this is literally GTA now
mtvcdm: Ten dollars? Shoulda shot him.
BusTed: How much did we loot?
Macheya: Ride or die, Adam!
Elecguts: just like in real life
Silver__Knight_: BusTed some gun
samus_of_all_trades: rob ppl and lose ten bucks
mtvcdm: I say, wot's all this then?
Silver__Knight_: gum*
Ravynn: $10?! Highway robbery
ZuNy77: i think its longer if the sentance is longer
brainbosh: *2 weeks later*
theneatestburrito: Grand total? $5 and some cocaine gum?
scratchmonkey: you got some cocaine gum though
TheNideon: You should have a beard again now right?
Silver__Knight_: OI! You got your looting loisence?
ContingentCat: we learned to kill the witnesses
circusofkirkus: don't rob people in front of witnesses?
theneatestburrito: NO WITNESSES
ZuNy77: dont get caught is what we learned
plummeting_sloth: this has to be Lousiana or like Alabama or Mississipii
cheetoJack: dont let any witnesses leave alive
Skyboss1996: what did we learn. Looting is hard.
Enmity777: No witnesses
samus_of_all_trades: it's only a crime if you get caught?
MungoDude: we learned sweetcorn is awesome?
Valkyrie_Lemons: We learnt that if you're going to do a crime; do it right and with no witnesses
cuttlefishman: cocaine gum is cocaine
KartoffelKaiser: We learned not to chase a witness down in front of other witnesses
amdragon15: do a ton of cocaine and fight cops.
DoctorOfBeard: just because you can rob someone doesn't mean you should?
mtvcdm: Original flavor Coca-Cola
amdragon15: @DoctorOfBeard whatever you say, Kant.
Skyboss1996: just gonna eat this whole can of beans
Issurru: you want to shoot people
Issurru: probably bad guys?
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: You can't break it any more once it's already broken.
amdragon15: Gazette reports
amdragon15: like latest heard news.
ContingentCat: not just Caution, C A U T I O N
scratchmonkey: might need cold-weather gear
amdragon15: Your horse's balls are going to shrink
brainbosh: Can you afford a stagecoach after that fine?
brainbosh: And this fine?
plummeting_sloth: being arrested is a form of fast travelling
amdragon15: you hit a man with a horse. that is no ok
scratchmonkey: stagecoach is lockedrn
TheMalteseFalchion: what are we, made of money!
scratchmonkey: oh, i guess not, weird
Mysticman89: graceful
ContingentCat: poor horse
cuttlefishman: have we looked at the horses testes
circusofkirkus: I'm calling PETA
Ravynn: The falling dynamics in this game are on point
cuttlefishman: asking for a friend
justwhatever_idk: poorsie (poor horsie)
Issurru: have any hilarious horse shenanigans happened to Adam yet?
Skyboss1996: YUP
scratchmonkey: you can actually do tricks on the horse
ContingentCat: all the way past M
Mysticman89: this is how you sightsee. it's an opportunity.
Issurru: MURDER
plummeting_sloth: 10 bucks! That's highway robbery! And believe me, I know highway robbery
bbrenly: MURDER
Skyboss1996: that's... 4 murders
scratchmonkey: wow
KartoffelKaiser: btw you super killed someone there
BusTed: Oopsie.
tdub2217: well you just killed someone with a horse
Duwani1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1:42 from now).
morgoth_bauglyr: have we observed the temperature dependant horse balls size yet?
CapnRobert: horses weigh a lot
Macheya: Red Dead Houuuuuuuse!
Issurru: YOU RAN HIM OVER, how rude Kappa
BusTed: The horse did it! Arrest the horse!
tdub2217: oh, you apparently murdered multiple people
scratchmonkey: adam this is fantastic
ArgentumFlare: Adam, you have to stop horsing around Kappa
MungoDude: two thousand five hundred cent bounty
Macheya: Then why did you kill that man?
KartoffelKaiser: Well, for all you know they're shooting at your horse
Issurru: only one option, duel them all to the death PogChamp
Skyboss1996: Adam. Adam, if you can't pay the money... you can pay. IN BLOOD
theneatestburrito: I like these police uniforms though...
Lirelent: f that town
TheNideon: You're screwed
Lirelent: !net
scratchmonkey: the bounties are county-specifc
Skyboss1996: GATORS
SquirrelEarl: You need a didsguise
Lirelent: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1:41 from now).
DoctorOfBeard: what have we leaned? NOTHING!
Issurru: MEGA LUL
Macheya: LUL
Lunareclipse123: You can pay off your bounties at a post office
ContingentCat: smart Horse
TheNideon: In the junk
ShortRound2099: hahaha
CapnRobert: lolol
amdragon15: CROCCED
TheMalteseFalchion: Desynchronized!
Ravynn: F
Aarek: well that croc getes the bounty
morgoth_bauglyr: JUSTICE
Nefarious_Ned: LOL
justwhatever_idk: your horse just zoomed
circusofkirkus: Alligator Cop gottem
tdub2217: rip
Indiexxx: Karma
cuttlefishman: we don't have to pay a bounty if a croc kills us
cuttlefishman: F
DrLandmine: Alligator karma
Questhere: ahahaha the karma
scratchmonkey: F
EVILmono: jumpmaChuckle
Zyme86: Thats one way to get out of your bounty
gascitygaming: Deputize that crocodile
Lirelent: oh did james just not come in today?
brainbosh: F
samus_of_all_trades: well now you won't have such a high bounty
EVILmono: FailFishWeen
coelopteryx: rip. eaten by a frickin dinosaur
Issurru: has the whole stream been this full of shenanigans? LUL
Magnetic__North: Does the croc get the bounty?
Valkyrie_Lemons: Well at least your bounty is now cleared
Inkompetence: That croc just earned 25 bucks!
Eklinaar: seabatHITBOX
KartoffelKaiser: is that crocodile the sheriff now?
ArgentumFlare: That horse threw you to the gators so it could survive
Issurru: Croc for MAYOR
Ravynn: That croc just made 25 big ones
Rockario: "Local criminal flees after brutal hit-andd-run. Dies to Croc."
WonderfulGlory: We chased that outlaw right into a crocodile, that's western justice...
theneatestburrito: @Issurru Yes.
scratchmonkey: (._.)7
Eklinaar: Richest crocodile in the west
QuantumTwitch: croc best bounty hunter in the state
cuttlefishman: Do we now reference Deputy Crocodile constantly?
TheNideon: What;s this?
Skyboss1996: wat.
Skyboss1996: BUT WE DIED
MikeyM133: I look away for a second and when I look back you're getting eaten by an alligator
Silver__Knight_: fucking what
samus_of_all_trades: oh damn
phorrestgaze: death doesn't pay debts
Issurru: gta this is not apparently
scratchmonkey: yeh, the bounty stays forever
Skyboss1996: big oof
Lunareclipse123: Yeah, bounties stick around till you pay them off
samus_of_all_trades: wasn't this a feed dump episode?
MikeyM133: wanted alive, dead, or undead
scratchmonkey: it is on a per-county basis though
scratchmonkey: so you can get out of dodge
ContingentCat: f o r e v e r
zarbit: !addquote "I still have the bounty?! I died!" [Adam, 10/30/18]
ZuNy77: it stays until you pay it or you go to jail
Lunareclipse123: You can get rid of them, but it'll cost you $25
KartoffelKaiser: Wow Red "No Fun Allowed" Dead Redemption 2
Skyboss1996: You said it
theneatestburrito: Rob people to pay off your bounty SeabatsBrain
CapnRobert: you can pay them off at the mail place/train station
ZakAmetyst: Jinxed it!
Silver__Knight_: you had to say something
Lunareclipse123: Such timing!
phorrestgaze: they forgot until you reminded them
SquareDotCube: Realism: Adam's gameplay weakness
smurfsrppl2: whistles OP
SolarJudas: Froot froot!
ContingentCat: oh no whistles!
Crad0k: asked and answered :-p
Valkyrie_Lemons: *Whistles* Oi! Oi! Oi!
coelopteryx: imagine doing a crime so bad that you reincarnate out of a crocodile's intestines & they're still going to arrest you
mtvcdm: you know the drill. Drive it up to One Piece levels.
WonderfulGlory: Law: You owe me like... $25 bucks Me: You'll have to kill me for it
mtvcdm: We hid our bounty and it's all in One Piece.
ContingentCat: @WonderfulGlory Law:ok
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1:39 from now).
MikeyM133: Going back to take on your rival the Alligator I see
cuttlefishman: Are we letting Deputy Croc win
MungoDude: bounty is good, I like coconut and chocolate
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pixelatedpainter: One month per dollar bounty Kappa
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samus_of_all_trades: being eaten by a croc is prolly a good place to stop
Zyme86: 25$= approx 700$
Valkyrie_Lemons: Thanks for the streams
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:22:49.
scratchmonkey: thx 4 strim
plummeting_sloth: welcome to teh Old West: Land of Bad decisions
mtvcdm: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (9d, 18:38 from now)
Mysticman89: 700$ for murder is not a harsh penalty
QuantumTwitch: thnx that was fun
ContingentCat: thanks for the stream
samus_of_all_trades: loved it!
ContingentCat: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:22 PM
samus_of_all_trades: have a good gym
Skyboss1996: Idle. not Idol
cuttlefishman: Idol Games?
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:23:15.
cuttlefishman: Yes
SolarJudas: Thanks for the stream Adam.
Skyboss1996: BYE ADAM
tdub2217: croc block redemption
Mysticman89: theres lots of play in idle games despite their name. gotta upgrade stuff and stuff.
cuttlefishman: Idols!
MungoDude: byee
dialecticdielectric: Idle Idol Games
GreenBrains_: lrrHEART
Issurru: NOW KITH
cuttlefishman: Love Live?
bigbradley1974: good evening everyone
ScoopsPlushie: n.n
ScoopsPlushie: lrrDARK
Skyboss1996: NOW KISS
ky0dar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at some of their favourite video games. Game: Idle Games) at Tue 06:00 PM PDT (1:26 from now).