TehAmelie: come to think of it, yes, the game consoles probably have precautions to keep you from playing discs that look like non-proprietary format games
Stoffern: Sometimes things slip through the cracks of the standards after 10+ years, if the future is obscure enough, I imagine
DarkMorford: I did a lot of reading on this back in the day; DVD players have to have a certain number of memory registers that the disc can read/write to.
Stoffern: feature, I mean
LoadingReadyRun: I definitely want to try the atmosfear dvd again. Maybe I'll try to rip the dvd and run it as an ISO from the hard drive. That should eliminate the chapter jump issues
Roadhog123: @LoadingReadyRun it may already have been mentioned/noticed, but the website seems to have met with an error.
PhoenixMelior: I'd be interested in seeing it, Paul
TehAmelie: the error message was the same as if you try to play pirated games i believe
DarkMorford: Paul, do you have a DVD resurfacing tool? I can bring mine if you think it would help.
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
Riandisa: Hiya TXC2
Stoffern: hello
TXC2: hi Riandisa and Stoffern
LoadingReadyRun: THe DVD looks good, no scratches or anything. I don't think that was the problem
TehAmelie: if you have a non-game console DVD player i'd try that
RassilonDND: signal check
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun btw, are you working on the website? (which is down)
Stoffern: there is no signal yet
LoadingReadyRun: We don't at the office at the moment, but I will try that too
DarkMorford: I guess the DVD itself could be doing something out of spec. Possible that the PS3 only supports the bare minimum to pass certification, and standalone players at the time commonly did more.
PhoenixMelior: guys calm down, Paul knows the site is down. You don't all have to tell him
PhoenixMelior: daylight savings messes with everything once again
Noy2222: I blame the farmers
TXC2: it's like thats it's thing or something
DarkMorford: I forget if the spec mandated a source of randomness that discs could tap into.
Stoffern: Isn't oil prices during WW1 to blame for daylight savings?
Weagle: #blameDST
PhoenixMelior: Stoffern I thought it was farmers
TehAmelie: i believe it's mostly the lack of electric light in the very early 20th century
OriginalGarwulf: So, do we still have a Games of Chance coming, or has that been eaten by Desert Bus preparation?
TehAmelie: fun fact: Sweden "introduced" DST in the 1980s
PhoenixMelior: and then now business owners refuse to let it go away
PhoenixMelior: because they seem to think that it's better for people to have more daylight at the end of the day, so they'll buy more things
TXC2: which if true is odd, given that we didn't have electrical lights for some all the rest of time.
TehAmelie: they'll be in the "keep summer time forever" camp then
LoadingReadyRun: Ashton is working on the LRR site, should be up again soon
DarkMorford: I'm for staying on summer time. I'd rather have the extra light in the evening than when I get up.
TXC2: Good old Daddy Ashton
PhoenixMelior: I think I could go either way
TehAmelie: i'm for it too, but i really don't care as long as we stop switching one way and then another
PhoenixMelior: I'd probably prefer it in the morning for my SADD symptoms
TXC2: I am Firmly in the "stay on summer Time" camp
PhoenixMelior: but in the evening for my social life
Pteraspidomorphi: Staying on summer time requires an official change to UTC+1
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: The Oregon Trail) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (8m ago).
Roadhog123: I quite like being in UTC+00 personally... makes the maths easier :P
TehAmelie: eventually i expect the schedule of all society will shift by an hour and then we can turn back another hour
TXC2: what I want is for it to always get dark at around 7pm, not 10, and sure as bus not 4.
PhoenixMelior: txc2 that's more of where you live
Pteraspidomorphi: Impossible! The length of the day changes throughout the year!
TXC2: indeed
Stoffern: Time to move to the equator?
PhoenixMelior: in the summer it's light at 5, dark at 11
PhoenixMelior: in winter, it's light after 8, and dark before 5
Lithobraker: So, chat, I was joking with my ex that I'd make a sweater for her duck for the winter. Got to googling, and apparently chicken and duck *diapers* are a big thing. Like a really big thing.
TehAmelie: around here it gets dark first around midnight late august. . .
NomenNeminis: Lithobraker For parrots, too.
PhoenixMelior: I'd prefer light at 6:45, dark at 8, but I don't think that time exists
OriginalGarwulf: It makes sense - ducks are kept as pets (apparently they are quite good ones, in fact).
NomenNeminis: ^
TXC2: when you think about it, midnight almost never is.
PhoenixMelior: it's a poor name
NomenNeminis: Sure, just wait about 40,000 years for the obliquity of the earth to change. :p
TehAmelie: midwinter neither
TehAmelie: high noon, on the other hand. . .
NomenNeminis: Would the true middle of the night be "low noon"?
NomenNeminis: Game changed!
RassilonDND: whats the hold up? did james and paul die of dysentry?
TehAmelie: already?
TheWarbo: I feel like the term "high noon" is based upon the fact that you can *see* the sun at its highest?
PhoenixMelior: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: The Oregon Trail) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (13m ago).
Stoffern: Did someone steal the oxen?
PhoenixMelior: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [16h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Going live with AFK, right now, playing Atmosfear! 🎦 | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dq4PsmLVsAA0QuA.jpg
Stoffern: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: ah, ok
TehAmelie: i learned something weird today https://www.etymonline.com/word/noon#etymonline_v_9788
NomenNeminis: Turns out someone misread "Oregon Trail" as "Organ Trail" and James and Paul will be playing Surgeon Simulator. Kappa
Riandisa: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
TehAmelie: the word "noon" comes from "the ninth hour" whcih is 9 pm
NomenNeminis: TehAmelie Huh. Thanks!
TheAinMAP: Signal.
TehAmelie: correction: 3 pm
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm pretty sure there's actually a game called organ trail
Earthenone: so last night the stream had issues getting a dvd to work and this morning is oregon trail... what year is this?
NomenNeminis: I'd be disappointed if there weren't, but I did not know of it
NomenNeminis: Earthenone The year when all those technologies are getting out of date
kinkerbelle: how is this the least desert bus like?
xiivv7: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
PhoenixMelior: Oregon Trail or Organ Trail?
TXC2: kinkerbelle staff actually happens?
TXC2: says Oregon in the title
kinkerbelle: i don't remember that being the case
xiivv7: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
PhoenixMelior: I would have figured it was gonna be Organ Trail
Charlemandias: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time to play the least Desert Bus-like game our audience could think of: Oregon Trail! It's Games of Chance! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Dq7t-rYU8AAVG4L.jpg
Stoffern: Warioware is the least desertbus-like then...
Ojovanoski2: lrrSIGNAL
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, thingsonmystream! (Today's storm count: 5)
Cepsys: my inner 10 year old is super hyped
kinkerbelle: or super wagon adventure
Waffle_fortress: The countdown is just a suggestion
offbeatwitch: let's see if I can watch this stream on eduroam
offbeatwitch: I should probably just go home
offbeatwitch: or actually do work
Anubis169: Helloooooooooo Muffins!! lrrAWESOME
NomenNeminis: I can't remember if I actually played this game or not. I vaguely remember SEEING it, but my memories of back then are a bit hazy.
TXC2: hello Anubis169 welcome
banwidthraptor: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Anubis169 huggles all the peeps
xiivv7: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Earthenone: i am sure i played this, i was at school at the time
poetmarawr: lrrHORN pegaHype lrrHORN
PhoenixMelior: Countdown... gone to infinity?
YiayiasBoy: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TXC2: Hello Paul
Earthenone: !chair
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punchcardy: Can you stream off an apple IIe? That’s how to play this game.
NomenNeminis: Hey, any word on getting a Games of Chance intro?
TheWarbo: pual
Charlemandias: Hello!
Barb4rian: Hi Paul!
Waffle_fortress: lrrHORN
Anubis169: Wdat i tell you about changing my flarpdng badges!
snowewolf: Hello
Riandisa: Good morning Paul
JonnyGlitch: Hi Yoghurtface! Hi Chat!
NomenNeminis: Paul!
TehAmelie: hi Paul!
TacitusVigil: Hi Dr. Paul
mastershake29x: hello!
YiayiasBoy: Paul!
Anubis169: hihi Paul ladyz0Yes
NojhLivic: Beards like to be fed extra. I know this personally.
Unas84: Hi Paul! Hey, could it be that the LRR website is down? I'm getting a database error
TheWarbo: why are things busy lrrBEEJ
Unas84: ah yeah, there ya go :p
JinaMahavira: Whoooops
TXC2: yogurt levels of busy
sealedboxofeternalmasters: Hi Paul
The_Quiet_Alestain: Hi everyone!
SirAndroid: Which Oregon Trail, this is very important to me
PhoenixMelior: Ashton is on it
NomenNeminis: Hi, The_Quiet_Alestain !
TeiranDragon just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. TeiranDragon subscribed for 36 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TeiranDragon! (Today's storm count: 6)
ritchards: #blameJames
PhoenixMelior: on top of the 70,000 things he's doing for Desert Bus
The_Quiet_Alestain: Ah, so the website wasn´t just me.
Barb4rian: Chair!
TheWarbo: am i here
JonnyGlitch: I'm not there I'm here
TacitusVigil: Chair: My favorite member of LRR lrrBEEJ
Cepsys: in chair we trust
TeiranDragon: whoa 3 years? crazy
Pteraspidomorphi: Chair's always on time
SquirrelEarl: katesChair
punchcardy: Make James in the game.
TXC2: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (8d, 0:41 from now)
The_Quiet_Alestain: Hi, NomenNeminis.
NimrodXIV: "break" for DesertBus
NojhLivic: DB Hype!
NomenNeminis: wat
PhoenixMelior: dangit, should have known so I could have put in Long Live the Queen
TacitusVigil: Le Manns! Kappa
Frankenfruity: forza rdr2
NomenNeminis: Maybe a game where everything is happening all the time, as opposed to nothing happening all the time
Earthenone: forrest covered wagon
Unas84: I was so bummed it wasn't Forza, totally would've raced with you guys!
Angnor33: Fallout New Vegas?
NomenNeminis: Subnautica? No deserts there
JonnyGlitch: RDR2 is on rails for the first 2 hours
TacitusVigil: @Angnor33 That's a good one.
SquirrelEarl: EW is totally different than NS
PhoenixMelior: what about Organ Trail for Hope?
punchcardy: Also no dysentery in desert bus.
forlornhope22: well. it would get to oregan.
TXC2: Oregon trail speed run has to be a thing right?
TacitusVigil: @punchcardy Don't say that. lrrBEEJ
Cepsys: Dessert Bus for Hoping we can ford the river
hunkajunk: I dunno, Oregon Trail for hope, but all people in the family are named after donors?
TXC2: Hi James
Brozard: RE: Oregon Trail, have you played Super Amazing Wagon Adventure?
user_with_name17: is there a rule to change the rules?
offbeatwitch: oh hey james IS here!
NomenNeminis: Hi, James!
frozenphoenix7: It was Gib who made the rules, wasn't it?
Earthenone: so we are playing the comeodore version right?
punchcardy: Apple IIe or riot!
Emergent_OS: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:24.
poetmarawr: #blamejames
Unas84: oh btw re: Forza, is it possible to get a channel in the discord for it, @LoadingReadyRun ?
sweg_leaps: oh man, Windows 3.0.....
TheWarbo: James: "You want to know a thing? We have an internet right here!"
JonnyGlitch: there's a version for 3.1? makes more sense to run straight out of DOS
offbeatwitch: lmao they made the oregon trail into a real thing!
TXC2: NomenNeminis yeah it was before DoS
accountmadeforants: Isn't there also one on Archive.org?
NomenNeminis: TXC2 Yikes
Unas84: there has to be a VR one, right?
TacitusVigil: Neat thing about Oregon Trail? "Go Left" is actually correct advice. lrrBEEJ
JonnyGlitch: Organ trail is on Steam
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: Trust the Bens.
offbeatwitch: I wonder how many people suggested Super Amazing Wagon Adventure
Emergent_OS: Sorry, just joined, did Paul mention the problem with the website?
NojhLivic: Is there an Oregon Trail VR?
Phosphatide: ahh, windows phone
NomenNeminis: Emergent_OS Yup. Ashton's on it.
TXC2: Emergent_OS yes, Ashton is working it
user_with_name17: is Oregon trail public domain?
JonnyGlitch: could your run the windows version in DoxBox?
Emergent_OS: Got it, thanks, hope nothing serious.
OmnipotentTrevor: I'm assuming the royalties for this property have changed hands over the years then. I can't imagine one company just rode this money trail all the way to the present
NomenNeminis: "International Target" sounds like a cold-war era video game.
Lithobraker: Lets go massacre tons of buffalo!
DarkNacht: So you can play Oregon trail while traveling the Oregon trail.
JonnyGlitch: DosBox*
Probevoyages: Remake 5th edition!
steelfox13: I need a Desert Bus in the Oregon Trail style.
Runewyse: Last version I played was Amazon Trail. It came in a box of cereal.
laozi3: lol how do you screw up an Oregon Trail port
frozenphoenix7: That's Watch & Play material
noblevegas just subscribed with Twitch Prime. noblevegas subscribed for 5 months in a row!
noblevegas: Oregon Trail?! Y'all are gonna need more of Amazon's Money if you are to survive the long journey!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, noblevegas! (Today's storm count: 7)
BasilHunter: wasn't there a iOS version?
punchcardy: Think you can play on way back machine in browser
TacitusVigil: @steelfox13 Instead of going hunting, you send someone to the coffee shop. ;)
accountmadeforants: Ah, I was right about the Archive.org version. That one emulates the DOS version and runs in your browser! https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990
JonnyGlitch: So what's the solution?
NomenNeminis: Oh wow. This game is older than I thought. To be fair, I hadn't really thought about it.
Admiralmatt: i only ever played Yukon trail
ZachtlyAsIntended: which VERSION of Oregon Trail?
steelfox13: @tacitusvigil Yesss
PhoenixMelior: Good Old Games.
JonnyGlitch: @accountmadeforants nice find!
graven2002: Maybe try ORGAN Trail if nothing else works?
Earthenone: archive.org
TehAmelie: and those browser emulators are so old they're on archive dor org. . .
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: Dinosaurs remain.
TacitusVigil: Cross Country USA!
ZachtlyAsIntended: I grew up in Oregon. You care to guess what ALL of us have played?
sealedboxofeternalmasters: I lost my resub... lrrFRUMP lrrAWW
NomenNeminis: Sorry, sealedboxofeternalmasters
sealedboxofeternalmasters: or at least its not giving me the option of resubing...
frozenphoenix7: @zachtlyasintended Is it Frogger? I bet you all played Frogger.
user_with_name17: Math Blasters taught me fraction reduction 2 years before our class got to it. In the end it stopped teaching me math because the enemies were too difficult
ke6960: i remember people just playing oregon trail in school for the hunting
kinkerbelle: tesselation!
Thagrius: is it the 3&1/2 floppy version?
AlienNanobots: Looks like I'm just in time
vrulg: I hope it is going to be tiled
OmnipotentTrevor: Huh, so Oregon Trail was a thing in Canada too?
MousseFilledCat: Also - Carleton hype, gotta rep my alma mater and the origin of the game
Doom4114: I haven't played Oregon trail in quite some time
ZachtlyAsIntended: @OmnipotentTrevor In Canada it was the Ottowa Trail
NomenNeminis: Whelp, this is going about as well as I expected
TheWarbo: Oh hell yeah
Yawnmon: Flawless
Theycallmejokke: Have we die from dysarthria yet?
Rhynerd: Greetings!
RoeDent89: End
ToadAM: We had the Yukon trail in my area.
KinoGami: ford the river KappaHD
noblevegas: Oh, the true classic! Kreygasm
TheWarbo: Paul starts off by checking the points
Jeezy56: who's a greenhorn?! what's a greenhorn?!
mastershake29x: greenhorn means rookie
Theycallmejokke: But what does rookie mean? ;P
RoeDent89: Great stream everyone!
TXC2: Flawless masterpiece Kappa
Yawnmon: Banker OP
Rhynerd: A rookie is the new guy in a force.
TacitusVigil: Banker is basically easy mood.
TacitusVigil: mode even
TheWarbo: oh goodness James uses *that* pronunciation
vrulg: learning is for chumps
TacitusVigil: But probably mood too.
wench_tacular: never learning
forlornhope22: always go banker
emberBecky: when I played this on a windows 95 computer, I had to re launch in MS DOS mode to get sound. :D
steelfox13: Team Zeta Shift
TehAmelie: well it is literally the difficulty level
Yawnmon: Banker is easy mode Farmer is hard mode
TheWarbo: Oh okay thank you.
NomenNeminis: $10 would be a LOT of money back then
noblevegas: !advice
LRRbot: Flunge!
Earthenone: the banker has to make sure no one else is cheating right?
punchcardy: “No one wants to be the Farmer!”
mastershake29x: boston would be the furthest from oregon
Theycallmejokke: Yathzee made it playing the farmer
noblevegas: LRRbot says go banker Kappa
TheWarbo: I've lived here long enough that I've adopted the natives' disgust for it.
frozenphoenix7: Oregano Trail
KinoGami: this is supposed to be educational, so what it's telling you is capitalism decides who lives and dies Kappa
vrulg: Tornip
rocketjohn: what's wrong with orry-gone?
noSmokeFire: Ternep
poetmarawr: LRR crew on the wagon!
DarkNacht: Turnipe
RoeDent89: Turnip for what!
Angnor33: Tyrny[
TehAmelie: Tärnep'
steelfox13: Turnip Jeff
NomenNeminis: Jerf
RoeDent89: tyrrh-knop
CrazymattCaptain: Gibb
Theycallmejokke: Chat
Yawnmon: Chat!
Waffle_fortress: Chat
TheWarbo: Boneathan
TheManaLeek: Turnip James
rocketjohn: Chat!
mynameisfourteen: Chat!
ZachtlyAsIntended: Chat
PhoenixMelior: Ashley
TacitusVigil: Chat
accountmadeforants: Twitch chat
Earthenone: Chair?
thechargingbadger: Name one Chat
Rhynerd: The official spelling is Turnip, right?
The_Quiet_Alestain: Nyarlathotep
Riandisa: Chair!
noblevegas: Famil names: Turnipe Flour Wheat Kappa
noSmokeFire: who do you not mind dying of dyssentery
DarkNacht: Fugi
kinkerbelle: chair!
poetmarawr: serge and ben! and beej!
noSmokeFire: aw, thanks guys
RoeDent89: Yay!
Theycallmejokke: We're helping!
wench_tacular: yay!
Duudeman1620: w00t chat!!!
Mowdownjoe: WE DID IT!
NomenNeminis: Beej would get to have the man's romance
TXC2: yay?
Angnor33: Wooo!
Unas84: what if we don't wanna?
TheWanderingNomad: Cam
RoeDent89: We're going on an adventure!
laozi3: Brace for dysentary
mastershake29x: yay
kinkerbelle: yay!
Earthenone: at least we will have coffee
WNivek: Sweet! Gonna go to Oregon!
NomenNeminis: Chat is gonna diiieee
wench_tacular: May
PhoenixMelior: March!
ke6960: uhhh i think chat is gonna need more supplies than the other members of the party
punchcardy: Also, if I may plug another comedy troupe, the “trailer” for the Oregon Trail movie is amazing: https://youtu.be/CHps2SecuDk
Uzumaki15: so does that mean when chat dies do we have to stop talking?
Theycallmejokke: June have my vote
TheWarbo: The well-known month of Ask for advice
Rhynerd: We’ll die first, I bet,
Yawnmon: Correct Paul
thechargingbadger: YEAH let's get dysentery!
RoeDent89: We're rich!
TehAmelie: bankers got skrilla
NojhLivic: Whoa. DId we pick banker or something?
TacitusVigil: 1848
Theycallmejokke: Dollar dollar
Barb4rian: Dat cash tho
Earthenone: holy hell why are we doing this trail thing
Yawnmon: That's why Banker OP
rocketjohn: $$$
noblevegas: 1848 I believe
KinoGami: bankers literally just throw money at the problem
Earthenone: we are set for life now
forlornhope22: Get them spinner rims yo!
DarkNacht: Wow, lets just by a house and settle here
TehAmelie: buy nothing but bullets :D
Ravynn: 1600 in cash? Why are we leaving?!
ke6960: its all embessled thats why we r going west
Rhynerd: We could but a mansion.
TacitusVigil: We're a thousandaire!
Theycallmejokke: Holy moly
accountmadeforants: Are we going to Oregon to settle there, or to buy it?
NomenNeminis: US? or Canada?
Mowdownjoe: lrrFRUMP
NomenNeminis: lrrFRUMP
Yawnmon: Damit Matt
ElFuzzy: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
RoeDent89: #blamematt
Admiralmatt: lrrFRUMP
PhoenixMelior: we're gonna make Matt rich!
poetmarawr: I'll have to catch the vod for most of this but I'm so hyped for this playthrough! party100
ChakatLunar: lrrFRUMP
punchcardy: All on bullets!
wench_tacular: matt has the right idea, stay put and take everyones money
kinkerbelle: that's actually not a lot for a banker today
NomenNeminis: You look nothing like Matt! >:(
Rhynerd: Which Matt?
Yawnmon: Get lots of spare parts
NojhLivic: All the guns, none of the parts or food
Earthenone: all guns
ZachtlyAsIntended: It works shockingly well
Angnor33: It can work...
steelfox13: The American way
TehAmelie: you can actually just shoot a lot of buffalo and trade meat for anything else you need
laozi3: get a charleton heston amount of guns
kinkerbelle: you do need parts
TacitusVigil: Oregon Country was divided between the US and British Empire in 1846, so we're going to American Oregon
user_with_name17: 12 yoke
forlornhope22: 9 yokes
Yawnmon: You gotta be yoking me
user_with_name17: roll in style
Rhynerd: 5 yoke
Eklinaar: James "Expert Sniper" Turner
Mivair: 50 yoke
arcbound_roomba: Heads up, your sound is going to kick in HARD after you leave the store
Earthenone: food, none
DarkNacht: a dozen eggs
Mivair: 0
accountmadeforants: 40 yokes, conquer Oregon through the power of OX
TacitusVigil: Which might actually be modern Washington state since that whole area was "Oregon"
noSmokeFire: all the parts of a balanced diet
FlopsyDingo: 2000
Mivair: slaughter the ox and sell him the food
The_Lesser_Gatsby: You will need at least 200 pounds of coffee for Serge
Barb4rian: Hahha all this prep and you
punchcardy: None. Bullets.
kinkerbelle: 2000 lbs is good
TehAmelie: more food means you can go slower and stay healthy
Barb4rian: you're all going to die from snake bites on day 3
thechargingbadger: As if you could keep bacon while traveling
user_with_name17: 7 sets x 5
FlopsyDingo: 4
NomenNeminis: Can we take water instead of coffee? Also, realistically, I be we'd be taking liquor as well. It was kinda a currency back then.
TacitusVigil: We'll get one and we'll all share. Kappa
accountmadeforants: Chat doesn't need clothes, 8 sets is fine
Creature_Comforts: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:21.
TheWarbo: TacitusVigil The destination is the Willamette Valley, so actual modern Oregon.
Rhynerd: 16?
DerPilsner: says the guy who wears the same hoodie every day
NojhLivic: There's a surprising amount of nuance between how fast you move and how you ration your food.
TXC2: 40 boxes!
forlornhope22: 99
ZachtlyAsIntended: 100
Earthenone: 420 boxes
TacitusVigil: @TheWarbo Oh, they said Willamette? Yeah, you're super right.
Theycallmejokke: Lock N load
ArcOfTheConclave: 9999
FlopsyDingo: 20
punchcardy: ALL
arcbound_roomba: All going to die on the trail anyway, I'll be dammned if I don't leave a well dressed corpse
rocketjohn: 42069
noSmokeFire: buy what you need for spare parts, spend the rest on boolet
Angnor33: 20
thechargingbadger: 999
FlopsyDingo: 69
user_with_name17: MaxInt?
mjollnyr_: break the bank!
hunkajunk: That... is a lot of ammo.
kinkerbelle: there are stores, yes
rocketjohn: that is not enough ammo
ZachtlyAsIntended: 3 of each
NojhLivic: All the bullets
forlornhope22: 5 of each
TacitusVigil: @TheWarbo Willamette is also super good farming land. We're learneding! :D
ArcOfTheConclave: 200 boxes
Cepsys: rock me mama like a wagon tongue
emberBecky: I can't remember if the first game had forts and general stores o the way
Mt_Storm: There are other shops, but prices increase as you go farther
user_with_name17: 20 wheels
kinkerbelle: 5 each
noSmokeFire: what is this? a tricycle?
FlopsyDingo: honestly probably 5 of everything here
TheWarbo: TacitusVigil I don't think they've said it yet, but I definitely recall them saying it near the end of the game.
steelfox13: Snow tires
Isaac3567: @LoadingReadyRun There are stores along the way but the price of everything increases the farther west you go
Rhynerd: The amount of ammo we buy might be funny considering how I’m listening to the Hunt Showdown theme on loop in the background.
hunkajunk: You need 40 tongues.
ReydienOnline: tongue = suspension
tubby125: party100 100 more if you can shoot more than you can carry back after hunting :)
noSmokeFire: more bullet
punchcardy: You’re gonna lose everything crossing a river.
Earthenone: we need to spend more on ammo look how low it is
ArcOfTheConclave: more bullets!
wench_tacular: more ammo
SgtAx: more ammo
TheWarbo: moar clipazines
thechargingbadger: Hey it's April 1st
NojhLivic: More spare parts
hunkajunk: MOAR AMMO
Thatwasademo: that's 30 boxes
Thatwasademo: oh it's overwritten not added
FlopsyDingo: maybe more food so we can afford to lose a bunch playing it safe?
Thatwasademo: right, apple II
thechargingbadger: More than enough to kill anything that moves.
user_with_name17: get ready for some 8-way directional hunting
Thatwasademo: wait is this even the apple II... NOPE SURE ISN'T
TacitusVigil: "Goodbye Matt! We'll never meet again!"
noSmokeFire: I like davy crockett over there
FlopsyDingo: I believe in you!
Theycallmejokke: "music"
NomenNeminis: WHT
Lithobraker: Step 1: More ammo Step 2: Rob store Step 3: Use stolen money for more AMMO
Thatwasademo: that's certainly the PC speaker
NomenNeminis: *what
Creature_Comforts: lrrFRUMP ‘s general store
Noy2222: Such quality!
Cepsys: yankee doodle 8bit
Doom4114: good ole 8bit
Earthenone: i remember this sound well
laozi3: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
steelfox13: Paul, define "Music"
The_Passerby: You have ruined us.
thechargingbadger: They thought it would stop
Yawnmon: and won't the girls be dandy!
RoeDent89: I hear this song from our ice cream van every day
thechargingbadger: They were wrong
TheWarbo: Turn it up to 11 James
Uzumaki15: +1
NojhLivic: First, cut rations
RoeDent89: Uh oh...April fools!
vrulg: go faster
Thatwasademo: now, to win the game just decide not to go to oregon after all
user_with_name17: change pace
vrulg: got to go fast
user_with_name17: faster
Thatwasademo: it was all just an april fools prank
TacitusVigil: Go left. lrrBEEJ
arcbound_roomba: No wonder people went to certain death if Independence sounded like that all the time
thechargingbadger: Yep that's a map
TheWarbo: The Dalles!
Eklinaar: That's the idea.
Noy2222: Buy a plane ticket
thechargingbadger: Go west
NomenNeminis: Yup, and you're traveling by wagon.
punchcardy: I remember how excited I was when I came to a town with art and music.
NomenNeminis: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get beaten by a mole.
Earthenone: !findquote left
LRRbot: Quote #1185: "Flush that toilet. She left again." —Beej [2015-11-28]
Lithobraker: gruel
RoeDent89: Hey Jamesl, hey...hey can we stop for ice cream?
DarkNacht: 3
Rhynerd: Good thing you started in April, I guess.
TheWarbo: Also the totally anachronistic border. (54 40 or bust, and all that)
vrulg: grueling or bust
poetmarawr: "ermg its so far away" - how our midwestern ancestors decided to settle here
hunkajunk: Grueling while we're eating our bought food, cause it includes gruel.
TehAmelie: cough
noSmokeFire: you KNOW we do
Theycallmejokke: Oh noes
TacitusVigil: And the only cure.
emberBecky: oh nuu
GoMrBob: we're sorry
TXC2: damnit Chat
NojhLivic: cough cough
NomenNeminis: We are too hot
ScR3w_Lo0s3: achooo
hunkajunk: OXBELL!
ArcaneExplorer: THEY KNOW
splatty1: nuuuuu
DarkNacht: We are HOT
Spritz_T: i need an ice pack
Yawnmon: Cowbell!
The_Quiet_Alestain: *swoons*
wench_tacular: we'll be fine
mastershake29x: ow my head hurts
Isaac3567: So steady is 20, strenuous is 30 and grueling is 40 miles I believe?
Earthenone: ammunition is the best medicne
punchcardy: Turn north, play Saskatoon trail.
Theycallmejokke: Pretty
steelfox13: Dump us off.
sprawler13: Chatscratch fever!
NojhLivic: Cut scenes were major rewards
Mt_Storm: Go on without us!
0x6772: That song is not about this river.
Rhynerd: These seems to support my bet that we’ll die first.
RoeDent89: Strenuous
Thatwasademo: we'll be fine
TehAmelie: this is basically Where the Water Tastes Like Wine
NomenNeminis: Does this game have a contagious disease mechanic?
arcbound_roomba: We aren't going to make it, leave us behind, save yourselves
Cepsys: we are fine. we just like to complain
TheWarbo: Well Health goes as high as "good"
Talon3010: Is this game as big a deal up in Canada as it is in the states?
accountmadeforants: Don't let us die, Paul! How will we "help" if we're ill?
thechargingbadger: We'll try
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: Insert the Christmas tree into the chicken.
NojhLivic: NomenNeminis How sick you are is mostly a function of pace and rations
thechargingbadger: We did it chat
NojhLivic: Oh and weather
thechargingbadger: We broke our fever
Thatwasademo: if you continue you'll get crossing options
Thatwasademo: that's a deep river
d0cRobot: rip this trip
Lithobraker: ford it!
Thatwasademo: we have money, right
Isaac3567: FERRY!!!
NojhLivic: float!
wench_tacular: ferry
thechargingbadger: BOAT
Theycallmejokke: Pay to win :D
sprawler13: Ferry
ZachtlyAsIntended: DOLLA BILLS, Y'ALL!
Earthenone: take the clipper
NomenNeminis: NojhLivic Good to know. I'm guessing If someone has a virus, they're not likely to give it to everyone else?
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KinoGami: 5 days?
NomenNeminis: Can you negotiate?
Thatwasademo: you know what that means, James?
Thatwasademo: it's been one week
noSmokeFire: this is a terrible ferry
NojhLivic: NomenNeminis I don't know if they modeled that but I think it's unlikely
TacitusVigil: Super expensive by 1848 standards, probably.
thechargingbadger: Yeah that's a ferry
TheWarbo: KOBE
NojhLivic: Does the ferry ever fail?
orellien2773: Has anyone died of dysentry yet?
TheWarbo: wait
arcbound_roomba: "Ferry"
TehAmelie: not very expensive by banker standards
mastershake29x: this is the early version of BC Ferries
kinkerbelle: you just took a week to go 100 miles
Mt_Storm: Try hunting?
BasilBrushOff: FBtouchdown It's good! FBtouchdown
accountmadeforants: It took 5 days for that? Did he build the ferry in the mean time?
TheWarbo: we have a lot of rivers
Barb4rian: pwnt
TheAinMAP: Whoops.
Noy2222: There's only one road!
TacitusVigil: It's North America, James. There area *always* more rivers. lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: we're gonna die we're gonna die
Earthenone: is serge on a sojurn to learn the Kansass City Shuffle?
togashinaruta: America is all rivers
Theycallmejokke: Never look at the map again, it's to depressing ;P
Thatwasademo: clearly we need to go hunt
ArcOfTheConclave: kill 1 buffalo.
noSmokeFire: this whole crossing was a big prank
Thatwasademo: *plays the track from F-Zero*
ZachtlyAsIntended: This trip to Oregon is really just the biggest April fools joke ever
OmnipotentTrevor: It's more that the only thing of note across the whole country is rivers.
RoeDent89: The oxen needed a bath
Earthenone: Moist Oxen
accountmadeforants: We're watercooling our engine
thechargingbadger: Gotta keep those oxen cool
ujai321: to be fair, that river showed up out of nowhere
Barb4rian: Ferry! Because why not
NojhLivic: ford it
TacitusVigil: On second thought, let's not go to Oregon. It's a silly place.
0x6772: ford!
RoeDent89: Knee height
Isaac3567: This is the river that usually kills stuff so make a good choice!
TheWarbo: easy river crossing for babies
Theycallmejokke: Fingers crossed
TehAmelie: even chat can handle that
kinkerbelle: ford!
TehAmelie: stuck in the mud in a running river for one day? jeez
DerPilsner: stuck in the mud for an entire day sounds awful.
thechargingbadger: Could have been worse.
emrafool: chevy the river doesnt have the same ring to it
arcbound_roomba: Technically you sank when you got in the river and just made the best of it
Earthenone: roadquest 2 confimed?
ZachtlyAsIntended: Roadquest 2019: Oregon Trail?
Cepsys: Road Quest Pt.2 perhaps?
I_Am_Clockwork: next roadquest PogChamp
ZachtlyAsIntended: Ben dies of Dysentery
TheOtherTrevor: So you're saying that if RoadQuest didn't do the Oregon Trail it was a missed opportunity
Mangledpixel: talk to people?
rocketjohn: maybe knock the pace down a bit now you've got a good start
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BasilHunter: Am I at two years yet? Are we there yet? Good luck to all of us on the Trail!
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killakev1591: lrrFINE
poetmarawr: trade for medicine? is that how that works?
Thatwasademo: nah, strenuous won't hurt anyone that isn't already hurting
Yawnmon: buy medicine?
Earthenone: that old april blizard
rocketjohn: slow down
Stoffern: A blizzard in April?
ZachtlyAsIntended: But Dairy Queen hasn't been invented yet
thechargingbadger: In April?
Ravynn: Sounds like Canada
Thatwasademo: we could even step it up to grueling
ZachtlyAsIntended: No, medicine doesn't exist in this one
TehAmelie: we've lost 13 days so far unless i lost count. maybe even speed up
Pedantically: Just tuning in....is this....is this real?
Isaac3567: Every stop you should attempt to trade just in case
misskale: my aunt was born in Nebraska in August and there was snow
Uzumaki15: in April, dang the ice age was brutal
Phosphatide: damn, april blizzards sound awful
TheWarbo: that's a rock paul
ArcOfTheConclave: hunt!
ujai321: nice rock.
TacitusVigil: Happy new year!
RoeDent89: Happy new year!
rocketjohn: may the fourth be with you.
Noy2222: New year was in May back then
pencilsnake: man that rock is excited
Earthenone: may the 4th be with you?
user_with_name17: I wonder what horror happened at this rock to get that song
TacitusVigil: DANGIT @rocketjohn
killakev1591: cheer100
emrafool: thats a nice little rock there
kinkerbelle: 15lbs per day, 30 mi per day at this pace
mastershake29x: i ate there over the weekend, well not there exactly, but a place called chimney rock at least
TacitusVigil: You win @rocketjohn
TheWarbo: talk to people?
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xantos69: The secret tech in Oregon Trail 2 was to stay in the starting town buying and selling oxen for profit. Until you have enough money to buy 14 conastoga wagons and 200 head of oxen. Then head west.
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ArcOfTheConclave: hunt!
Theycallmejokke: A 4th. of the way give or take
punchcardy: 8 talk to people!
Rhynerd: No human interaction run
togashinaruta: Sorry I'm late, has anyone brought up the song inspired by Oregon Trail ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SndQr_0IxVI
ujai321: oh no!
Earthenone: RIP
wench_tacular: we ded
TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
pencilsnake: NOOOOOOOOOO
ReydienOnline: google says "billy boy"
emrafool: nonononononon
theneatestburrito: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
thechargingbadger: PUAL
user_with_name17: no internet!
NojhLivic: Nooooo
noSmokeFire: the emulator has died of dysentery
mosartov: rip
TXC2: well poop
d0cRobot: RIP
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ScR3w_Lo0s3: bikeRIP
ChakatLunar: lrrAWW
Yawnmon: Rip
Uzumaki15: Oops
AlienNanobots: katesRip
Cepsys: and then a thermo-nuclear bomb struck the Oregon Trail
mediCoast: NOOOO
Evandill: it sounds familiar, but I don't know it by name
user_with_name17: this is the future we live in
Thatwasademo: lrrFINE
mrmojorisinglizard: Rip
ZachtlyAsIntended: You don't go back
Evandill: F
TheOtherTrevor: You found a secret ending
ZachtlyAsIntended: 0
mrmojorisinglizard: Lmao
Orichlepidopter: Now NOBODY gets to go to Oregon
thechargingbadger: zero
Mt_Storm: lrrGOAT
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrSACK
Pedantically: lrrFINE
xantos69: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Theycallmejokke: safe
Yawnmon: Goat there
alwaysprime1: F
kinkerbelle: lrrHORN
RoeDent89: We're alive
TheAinMAP: Whew.
pencilsnake: damn
ChakatLunar: lrrHORN
emrafool: f
MikaelFoxy: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
killakev1591: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
EJGRgunner: I think that song was "Go Tell Aunt Rhody"
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN
KinoGami: buy food
poetmarawr: song was billy boy, charming billy?
Angnor33: Hunt?
thechargingbadger: G thanks mister.
Theycallmejokke: What a cheery friend
wench_tacular: this is why you never talk to people
pencilsnake: @EJGRgunner the old grey cat is dead? Right?
Stoffern: Important tip: don't die!
Isaac3567: @LoadingReadyRun When the option comes up remember to hire the indian to cross the river!
weasel512: thought you guys found a new way to lose
emrafool: lrrJUDGE
TheOtherTrevor: eat the bullets
pwndnoob: bullets = food in this game
RoeDent89: Eat bullets
TehAmelie: the bullet to buffalo meat exchange ratio is always favorable
ArcOfTheConclave: We can eat bullets?!
arcbound_roomba: Eat the bullets, throw flour at Bison
thechargingbadger: The age old alchemical trick Bullets to Food
ujai321: 30 bucks per ox, what a steal
ZachtlyAsIntended: hunt?
wench_tacular: jaaaames
TheWarbo: blame james
Pedantically: #blamejames
d0cRobot: go hunt some food
fiftymcnasty: You can hunt now if you size up
pencilsnake: #blamejaems
TXC2: #BlameJames
TehAmelie: well if we don't make it before winter now we know who to blame
ChakatLunar: #BlameJames
Nightvalien28: get good orientation james
Uzumaki15: damnit James
brainbosh: There was no such thing as medicine back then.
mastershake29x: #blamejames
NojhLivic: Hunt hunt hunt hunt
Doom4114: #Blamejames
TheOtherTrevor: go without him
TacitusVigil: #HuntJames
arcbound_roomba: Hunt the ultimate prey
emrafool: james wandered off in them thar hills now yahurd
Garrub: #HuntJames
xantos69: The most dangerous James
thechargingbadger: #HuntJames
NojhLivic: Kill everything possible so you waste the most amount of food
Yawnmon: don't split the party James
WNivek: #BlamJames
sprawler13: The most dangerous James
Earthenone: eat lead bambi!
TheOtherTrevor: what do you expect, you're not a tank
NojhLivic: You want ot use a num pad to aim diagonally
mastershake29x: just like PUBG
xantos69: Game is perfect.
ZachtlyAsIntended: you can only get 200lbs at a time
TheWarbo: you shot more food than you were able to carry back
arcbound_roomba: Man, COD has really gone downhill
Garrub: ^
ZachtlyAsIntended: one bison will overfill your quota
brainbosh: You could only carry 100lbs back
pencilsnake: rip bison
TehAmelie: nobody's a perfect killer the first time
d0cRobot: isn't it only 200 pounds at a time?
TacitusVigil: You can only carry so much back, so there's a point where you're just wasting bullets.
Thatwasademo: 200 lbs is the most you can get per session, it's really easy to hit too
tubby125: party100 nailed it
laozi3: "Head and shoulders above Far Cry"
ReydienOnline: you shot 867 pounds of meat, but you could only carry 100 pounds back
rocketjohn: maybe you could have got a rabbit or two whilst you were LOST, James
OmnipotentTrevor: Didn't learn how to hunt spending all those days in a bank?
emrafool: eat it and get hiiiiiiiiigh
Thatwasademo: check supplies
Thatwasademo: I think that event just adds to your food
TheWarbo: it's weird how close this is mapping onto my recent RimWorld binge
Yawnmon: Play a warlock, not a hunter Paul
ArcOfTheConclave: filling rations.
TehAmelie: that rock don't answer to no man
RoeDent89: The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
pwndnoob: wait we only just got to independence rock on may 25th?
TheWarbo: we're on the rock?
DarkNacht: And on the left Iran
ujai321: nice rock.
brainbosh: That's like 3 lbs of food per person per day
Earthenone: a strong independant rock, dont need no river
ReydienOnline: Wayfaring Rock
noSmokeFire: lot's of things in the US are independent
sprawler13: cheer100 Oh the nostalgia feels
ReydienOnline: is the name of that song, supposedely
pencilsnake: wayfaring stranger!
Eklinaar: There are a lot of places called Independence in the US.
Mangledpixel: it's the US. There are many things called 'Independence'
ReydienOnline: err stranger
justwhatever_idk: Have any of yall ever made it to Oregon in this
TheWarbo: Big Louie!
ReydienOnline: "wayfaring stranger"
Garrub: "plate river" LUL
pencilsnake: Eyyyyyy big louie!
Rhynerd: Independence is the steve of US location names.
pwndnoob: @justwhatever_idk yes, i had a childhood
I_Am_Clockwork: why is James doing a JFK impressoin?
TheWarbo: justwhatever_idk all the time! gotta get the Columbia River rafting in!
Garrub: or, you know, Springfield
punchcardy: Pilgrims left Plymouth and ended at Plymouth Rock. Checks out.
pencilsnake: #blamejames
Pedantically: #blamejames
wench_tacular: james worse than chat
TheAinMAP: Aww.
thechargingbadger: RIP James
ReydienOnline: James is holding the caravan back
arcbound_roomba: You're deadweight turner
TheOtherTrevor: Don't drink the Bath water either
OmnipotentTrevor: health "good"
NojhLivic: You can slow your pace
TheWarbo: stop to rest and/or slow down
Uzumaki15: well James is dead
Yawnmon: #blamejames
TacitusVigil: If James dies, do he have to leave the stream?
TehAmelie: if you slow down the pace it's almost like resting
TheAinMAP: More rocks.
Rhynerd: We’ll give you a good funeral, James.
emrafool: he'll either be dead or fine. either works
Garrub: oh man, is that independence TWO ROCKS?!
Scarbble: inb4 'james has died of cholera'
pwndnoob: so when I grew up I got Cholera and Chlamydia mixed up in this game.
ChakatLunar: lrrFINE
ReydienOnline: the piano didn't go boom
Thatwasademo: two months? amazing how time flies
Noy2222: Look out! There's Bugs Bunny!
user_with_name17: continental divide is an interesting wiki article
laozi3: maybe slow down
Toshar: bugs bunny flashbacks insue
TheWarbo: I like how they illustrate a PASS with "here is the one rock on either side"
justwhatever_idk: you have passed my house already at this point
ujai321: it is so funny to me that this game looks like it could have easily been be made today, by like the "Papers, Please" guy
user_with_name17: thank you Oregon trail
NojhLivic: Huh. Is this technically an "idle" game?
Theycallmejokke: Almost half
pencilsnake: oooh soda springs, seems sweet
ujai321: wooohooo, we're halfway there...
TheManaLeek: How hard can mountains be?
Admiralmatt: wait theres more to that song? i thought it ends after the piano explodes.
ReydienOnline: you've almost reached the mountains
Earthenone: make sure to convert more gun to meat
TehAmelie: the basic mechanic is to wait while the game moves forward, so yeah
TacitusVigil: Not so much for the Natives. And some non-Mormon settlers.
pwndnoob: ah yes, Salt Lake City, the "I suck and give up" city
TXC2: define "worked out" ? Kappa
pencilsnake: Kappa
Theycallmejokke: Ever forward, never slowing down
eramore: Hey now
RoeDent89: Dawdling pace
Garrub: Slackadaisical
ZachtlyAsIntended: Fort Bridger is out of the way, but you can buy supplies
Thatwasademo: that fort is quite a way off the trail, looks like
NojhLivic: Green river is a short cut
TacitusVigil: Fort Bridger is futher, but another place to buy stuff.
NojhLivic: Fort you can buy supplies
TacitusVigil: *farther
TehAmelie: going slow keeps people from getting sick in the first place, keeps them from dying and maybe even lets them recover
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pwndnoob: time to hunt
noSmokeFire: health; poor
Pedantically: Shortcuts always work out in text-based adventures, right?
KinoGami: maybe rest? health is poor
Yawnmon: What could go wrong
TheOtherTrevor: stop to rest.
OmnipotentTrevor: Does resting at the river improve your water?
RoeDent89: inb4 Chat is struck by lightning
steelfox13: Speed run strats
Noy2222: Mmmm... Bear meat
Thatwasademo: deer is surprisingly light
RoeDent89: Moar food!
TehAmelie: can you get killed by bears? i remember it happening but it feels like a false memory
pwndnoob: point blanking bears out here
TheOtherTrevor: Tame bare
TheWarbo: No, each iteration of "hunt for food" is max 200 pounds
ujai321: that bear deserved to die
TheOtherTrevor: bear
GallowsCat: health is now poor, might a rest be worth it?
Noy2222: He's not smarter than the average bear
arcbound_roomba: The bear dying animation is hilarious
accountmadeforants: I get the feeling Paul's character isn't great at butchering
jtweedss: Save a bullet for James and his Cholera.
Mangledpixel: significanly easier than the RDR2 bears
pencilsnake: Bear just mindin his business, then WHOMP dead
NojhLivic: Num pad lets you aim diagonally right?
Thatwasademo: pretty sure, yeah
NojhLivic: Health is fair now
RogueLink: Hey everyone o/
wench_tacular: james holding us back
TXC2: hello RogueLink welcome
pencilsnake: Hi rogue link!
RogueLink: I'm bummed that you didn't end up playing Minit. It's one of my favorites right now.
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun This RED DEAD 2 DLC seems like its not up to par as the rest of the game
TheWarbo: "you are a banker lol. you can't repair things"
pwndnoob: Ford dat river!
TacitusVigil: We can use James as an axle.
arcbound_roomba: Is James still a coughing sack of disease?
Rhynerd: At least your game ended up on the final list
pencilsnake: Here we go! Final Fantasy I river crossing!
TehAmelie: if you run out of spare parts you just get to wait until someone comes by with stuff to trade
ReydienOnline: woo top Oregon Trail stream!
DarkNacht: Red Dead would make you travel in real time
Dragoknight101: Any dysentery yet?
VoidByAnyOtherName: ^
Thatwasademo: no, just cholera
MrSVCD: Apple 2 version?
I_Am_Clockwork: we're number 1?
TheWarbo: ford the river
pwndnoob: FORD IT
Mangledpixel: James got cholera
ReydienOnline: Ferry!
Aarek: Ford it!
laozi3: F O R D
Barb4rian: lol ford that shit
VoidByAnyOtherName: JUMP IT
DarkNacht: dysentery is not that common
mosartov: ford 4Head
Thatwasademo: cash money
kinkerbelle: jump the river
TheWarbo: Ford it, you cowards
Aarek: Looks like we're gonna have to jump!
TXC2: does caulking ever work?
laozi3: Evil Knievel this sh*t
accountmadeforants: @MrSVCD This is the 1990 DOS version
ThePerrBearr: too heavy?
ujai321: what would "see if conditions improve" do? make the river less deep?
ThePerrBearr: nope, made it
mastershake29x: cheap ferry
TehAmelie: caulking always worked for me
pencilsnake: Where we're going, we don't need... roads
kinkerbelle: @ujai321 but also sometimes deeper
Pedantically: To be fair, $5 in the early 1800s would be several hundred dollars today.
morgoth_bauglyr: from soda springs to coke city
Earthenone: lrrSACK
Thatwasademo: @ujai321 it would re-roll the depth and width, which are slightly random based on which river it is every time
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun I think $5 back then was like $1000 in today's money
TheOtherTrevor: Is there ever a reason to not attempt to repair?
brainbosh: That was a $150 ferry ride
thechargingbadger: I'm concerned about our food
mistborn83: Hi guys!
Earthenone: damn it james
Thatwasademo: James has a fever and the only cure is $5
I_Am_Clockwork: james is sick again
pencilsnake: #blamejames
ArcOfTheConclave: hunt!
TXC2: hello mistborn83 welcome
eramore: cheer100 Fun fact: A large portion of Mormon pioneers made the trip to Salt Lake City by handcart.
kinkerbelle: hunt?
mastershake29x: damnit james
TehAmelie: James, again? jeez
Lithobraker: I just wrote the first check of my life! Woo hoo! ADULTING!
pwndnoob: and the only cure is more hunting
Thatwasademo: should probably hunt
TXC2: congrats Lithobraker
Rhynerd: Man, it’s hard to maintain a james.
pencilsnake: James is so needy
KharadBanar: Is this the onsen episode?
CFSBrawl: RIP Miles
brainbosh: What flavor were the Soda Springs? Lemon lime?
TacitusVigil: [Miles died]
Mangledpixel: $5 in 1848 is $159.77 in today's money
TehAmelie: so far James has had two fevers and survived cholera. he's either lucky or unlucky. . .
CFSBrawl: @TacitusVigil lol
OmnipotentTrevor: Still have plenty of bullets
baconshaman: change rations
ujai321: maybe increase the pace again?
kinkerbelle: you have 900 bullets to hunting
Toshar: change food rations
TacitusVigil: @CFSBrawl We had the same thought :D
Thatwasademo: 20 whole pounds of wild berries?
Rhynerd: We also have plenty of money still, right?
Thatwasademo: that's actually kind of a lot
punchcardy: Use the bullets!
NojhLivic: If they reduce rations, James will probably die
Noy2222: Cool fort, bro
MechaKuuga: I don't remember the Oxen being so... vein-y
Toshar: @nojhlivic worth the risk!
TXC2: 1400 lbs
TacitusVigil: Oh yeah, the handcarts are super famous in the Mormon migration.
user_with_name17: 500 lbs
ArcOfTheConclave: 600 pounds is my vote
NojhLivic: Toshar: touche!
Rhynerd: At least 400
tubby125: don't forget wagon repair stuff...
fiftymcnasty: Hunting works, but is slow
pwndnoob: so how many grandfather clocks you bring?
MTGColorPie: One Christmas my Dad played OT with myself and my brother. We had played it in school so we, obviously, let him take charge. He stopped everyday checking everything and if anyone was not perfect health we rested. We barely made it before winter. I think it was one of the only times my dad played a video game.
Angnor33: Just hunt
TehAmelie: if you ask for a "metric ton" they'll probably shoot you for witchcraft
Thatwasademo: we could maybe buy a wagon part
Thatwasademo: we lost an axle
fiftymcnasty: get another axel
TXC2: by a wheel
arcbound_roomba: If you aren't going to eat those tasty bullets, at least hunt with them, gawd
emberBecky: maybe an axel
noSmokeFire: another axel?
the_canuck_mystic: Do you have enough tongues?
pencilsnake: get another axel
the_canuck_mystic: I don't know what a tongue is
Mangledpixel: $200 in 1848 → $6,390.86 in 2018
the_canuck_mystic: But I would worry if someone was trying to sell me one.
Rhynerd: Apparently tongues are the supports?
Lithobraker: Is there a Donner Party mod for the oregon trail?
MechaKuuga: is it AXLE or AXEL?
Rhynerd: axl
pencilsnake: axl
morgoth_bauglyr: james pls
ujai321: goddam james
accountmadeforants: Double Cholera!
TehAmelie: the exchange rate is a little over 30:1, i think we remember that now
wench_tacular: again?
Barb4rian: lol
noSmokeFire: stop LICKING things
Noy2222: Dammit James!
TacitusVigil: We should clip this.
brainbosh: God, a wagon was JUST as expensive as a car is now.
pencilsnake: #blamejames
TXC2: #BlameJames
Rhynerd: Poor James.
Sannindi: "James has cholera. Again."
GenghisAres: James "Cholera Boy" Turner
Angnor33: Stop getting Cholera James!
Toshar: got it memorized?
pwndnoob: these 182 miles are where someone always dies
Pteraspidomorphi: It was only a mild fever
RedGriffin42: you should probably get that looked at James
Thatwasademo: james, stop licking things
TheOtherTrevor: the tongue is what connects the wagon to the ox
the_canuck_mystic: I told you to get more tongue!
Aarek: I believe the wagon tongue is the wooden thing that goes between the oxen
DarkNacht: James stop drinking the shit water!!!
DartAgain: is there a reason to not try to repair broken stuff?
Uzumaki15: damn James you unhealthy
NojhLivic: Hunt while it's warm?
MechaKuuga: Isn't Cholera a newborn sickness
CommiePuddin: You need to fire your navigator
accountmadeforants: James, eat shit is an insult, not a suggestion.
kinkerbelle: @dartagain it takes time
pencilsnake: is just me or does it look like that ox has a stick up its ass>
RedGriffin42: hide in a bush?
brainbosh: Better to hunt when you can, not all areas have animals to hunt
Aarek: Bear bear bear bear
emberBecky: mechakuuga I think you're thinking colic
TXC2: MechaKuuga no, anyone can get it, you're probably thinking of colic
user_with_name17: hunting is only net 85 lbs because it costs a day which is 15 lbs of food?
Phosphatide: i guess james is the navigator and he’s all loopy from bring so sick
Rhynerd: @mechakuuga newborn as in new to the world or more common for newborns?
Lithobraker: MechaKuuga no, it's a gastro-intestinal disease
TheOtherTrevor: but what if it was a skinny bear
MechaKuuga: Okay
Akchipman: My joining stream ad was intended for an audiance that grew up in the 80's. Now I feel young.
Theycallmejokke: July 24
pencilsnake: what if it was bear grills
GenghisAres: @MechaKuuga You may be thinking of Colic
NojhLivic: Hunting takes a day
tubby125: up the pace?
ReydienOnline: yeah, it takes a day
slagyo: Will the bear attack?
MechaKuuga: Thanks chat
rocketjohn: bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN
ArcOfTheConclave: leave
Rhynerd: We have more than we can carry now anyways, right
Aarek: you waste bullets shooting over the limit
Thatwasademo: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #3653: "Wait, is your cape LOAD-BEARING?!" —Ian, to Cori [2016-11-23]
Rhynerd: How much meat is a bear?
Lithobraker: Cholera's actually really interesting! The bacteria that causes is is only pathogenic after it's been infected by two specific bacteriophages in succession!
ZachtlyAsIntended: @Rhynerd Bearly any
pencilsnake: @rocketjohn just imagine that in serge's voice
brainbosh: Could also change your portions down from filling.
ujai321: nice river.
MTGColorPie: Be like Evil Keneval, Jump it!
pencilsnake: FORD IT
MechaKuuga: 2
jtweedss: Uh oh more water more cholera
Rhynerd: @zachtlyasintended doh ho ho ho
pwndnoob: the snake is beautiful btw
mogling: Hey i live by the snake
wench_tacular: hire magic indian
RogueLink: Did they start with the Banker?
noSmokeFire: "yeah, man, there's a bridge right over here"
accountmadeforants: Wait, maybe the river will evaporate
Charlemandias: Support your local community
laozi3: FORD
TheWarbo: Windmill slam "get someone else to do it" always
TacitusVigil: James will go naked.
OmnipotentTrevor: Wasting meat hunting is in flavor for the settlers, I think.
TehAmelie: that's cheap for a pilot
0x6772: Make sure you give him the cholera-infested clothing to remain historically accurate.
Noy2222: Is the Indian using magic?
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NojhLivic: Ouch
user_with_name17: old pictures of the Columbia are amazing, before Grand Collie dam.
MechaKuuga: RIP food
Thatwasademo: we're fine
DarkNacht: There are not guarantees on the trail
NojhLivic: Hunting time
GallowsCat: gonna hafta up the pace
ujai321: can you reduce how much food you eat a day?
NojhLivic: And upping the pace
ArcOfTheConclave: change rations?
wench_tacular: pick up the pace
TehAmelie: summer is almost over too
pencilsnake: careful not to go too fast in hot weather, don't want fever
MechaKuuga: What did they set the Food Rations at?
Thatwasademo: we've been at filling all game
NojhLivic: They're at filling
Captain087: Change rations and hunt
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jtweedss: Hunt
Temperature_Droplet: how come the migrants are so rich?
NojhLivic: James is going to die on meager and strenuous I bet.
pencilsnake: they literally sold everything they had
Earthenone: never skip gun day
TXC2: we're a banker
NojhLivic: Temperature_Droplet They were bankers in the east
brainbosh: HUNT GRASS
MechaKuuga: EAT HIM
TehAmelie: for some reason our rich banker family decided to move to Oregon
user_with_name17: eat it
thechargingbadger: EAT HIM
Noy2222: Shoot the oxen
pencilsnake: EAT JAMES
Rhynerd: Guess the oxen’s food now.
accountmadeforants: @Temperature_Droplet They're a banker. Probably going to buy the whole state.
NojhLivic: No ox left behind! Eat it!
noSmokeFire: how is there heavy fog in a dessert
ujai321: nice cow.
noSmokeFire: chat gave birth to a child
Thatwasademo: inadequate grass makes it more likely for oxen to get hurt, I think?
user_with_name17: eventual capital of Idaho
brainbosh: Inadequate grass is most of the US now.
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NojhLivic: Thatwasademo Yeah
pencilsnake: desert fog, just the sun farting
ArcOfTheConclave: more food
thechargingbadger: We'd have eaten James at this point if we weren't concerned about getting his illnesses
ReydienOnline: On top of old smooookeyyyy....
GenghisAres: "No Susie, you can't feed your brother to the cow"
the_canuck_mystic: How do you make money here?
MechaKuuga: food is cheaper here, right?
Thatwasademo: You don't.
ZachtlyAsIntended: @the_canuck_mystic my don't
ujai321: are the prices random, or do they just go up every time?
ZachtlyAsIntended: you*
Noy2222: Buy tongues
TacitusVigil: "We will take 300 of your finest tacos, sir"
NojhLivic: You can trade for money, sometimes
Phosphatide: food goes up steadily
Thatwasademo: You just start with some money based on the class you pick
TheWarbo: I think we have 21 days of food currently which is why the "oh no will we make it" is kinda funny
TheWarbo: make it to the fort, I meant
Captain087: Maybe change pace I bet that is why you got lost
TacitusVigil: Wait, who is Aunt Rebecca? She didn't come with us!
NojhLivic: TheWarbo We're bankers, our standards for surviving are different from normal people :)
MechaKuuga: OH NO SERGE
thechargingbadger: These old timey GPS suck
CommiePuddin: There really was a snake in his boot...
wench_tacular: harsh
Aarek: sergeHolyMoly
BasilBrushOff: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
MechaKuuga: EAT SERGE
user_with_name17: watch it fester?
RassilonDND: rest for a month serge is hurt!
arcbound_roomba: Serge has just been sitting in the back of the wagon, eating his bear meat
pwndnoob: hunting in snake territory, tsktsk
TacitusVigil: Serge got bit in the leg, so we must cut off the leg.
TheWarbo: wait is that cactus in Boise?
Captain087: @nojhlivic when you talk you talk to random people when
TehAmelie: Serge just has to stop drinking coffee to keep the poison from spreading
the_canuck_mystic: Can the bears hurt you?
kinkerbelle: that's it we're good
CorvusReborn: If The Chat dies is game, does that mean we must stop talking?
punchcardy: Move to better field of fire
Yawnmon: snek
PyronicEX: which prequel to Red Dead Redemption 2 is this?
Thatwasademo: deer is only like 55 pounds
Noy2222: We're eating squirrel tonight!
TacitusVigil: @TehAmelie He'd be alive...but would he really be living? Kappa
steelfox13: Serge is hopped up on coffee and he's actually pulling the wagon.
TXC2: damnit, I leave for one moment and Serge get hurt
accountmadeforants: Oh baby, a triple!
Akchipman: To quote FE: Awakening, "Couldn't you have shot an animal that NORMAL people eat for once?"
Captain087: Also definitely hunt now because hunting is worse later in I think
TehAmelie: well that's gonna slow us down
fiftymcnasty: You should rest
rocketjohn: time to rest
TheWarbo: maybe a less strenuous pace
mastershake29x: oh no paul
NojhLivic: Time to slow the pace
Earthenone: instructions unclear, cut off the wrong leg
Pusherman555: how goes the dysentery?
noSmokeFire: stenuous pace + poor food and bad conditions is probably what's hurting you
Toshar: up rations
MechaKuuga: James keeps drinking downstream of the toilet area of the river
Thatwasademo: Now if only it had been Serge that had the broken leg, we'd be in DB Canon
Phosphatide: James “Cholera” Turner
Hugh_Munculus: Pave the save!
DarkNacht: rest for 1 year
Captain087: You need to rest for a while
the_canuck_mystic: what happens if you attempt to trade?
thechargingbadger: Eat Paul
rocketjohn: be less strenuous in hot weather
EOstby: Also, maybe change the pace?
user_with_name17: I broke my leg, so lets have a party?
DarkNacht: Just slow pase
TacitusVigil: Wake me up when September ends?
noblevegas: Teh Pual is borked?! Oh Noes! lrrFRUMP
wench_tacular: yeah, that's long enough to cure a broken leg
the_canuck_mystic: I suspect that water is important.
TXC2: !findquote talk
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accountmadeforants: James is a cathode for disease
ReydienOnline: you should be able to see it from 12 miles away
thechargingbadger: Yep thems blue
BasilBrushOff: Did Bob Ross make this game?
Sannindi: Those sure are some blue mountains.
Isaac3567: @the_canuck_mystic Water and grass notes dont matter at all as far as I remember
pwndnoob: blue mountains are gorgeous btw
Rhynerd: That’s quite the blue on them there mountains.
Nightvalien28: to be fair james, you did lose a mountain at one point when playing minecraft
the_canuck_mystic: @Isaac3567 that sounds annoying.
Captain087: @the_canuck_mystic when you trade you are given a random offer from a stranger, you have no control over the offered trade and it takes a day and doesn't involve money. Ex you could be offering 2 clothes for an on
TheWarbo: Turns out, when you're in the Rockies "I can see that mountain over there" is not the same as "I understand how to navigate an ox wagon over there"
thechargingbadger: Is an overlander above a highlander?
TacitusVigil: There can be only...dozens?
Pedantically: The RNG in this game is like the cruelest DM ever....
Theycallmejokke: The Dalles
Noy2222: Go south to Vegas
pwndnoob: never walla walla
TXC2: we love you, Walla walla Washington
Theycallmejokke: Score!
wench_tacular: this is pubg
TheWarbo: loot the dead!
thechargingbadger: Free stuff!
TacitusVigil: Also we found some corpses.
kinkerbelle: they don't need it anymore
eramore: !findquote dale
LRRbot: Quote #4732: "Dale looks happy, that means I'm not happy." —Kathleen [2018-03-05]
MTGColorPie: @TXC2 I know that reference.
Rhynerd: The stream just froze for me.
noSmokeFire: huh. stream is frozen for me.
Theycallmejokke: Same
jtweedss: Frozen
tyrew0rm: rip stream?
user_with_name17: chat goes and stream has stopped
DevInsanity: Oh good. Not just me then
rocketjohn: same
ujai321: yup, frozen
tubby125: yup
SirAndroid: Stream broke
thechargingbadger: Steam got dysentery
ExitPursuedByABear: frozed
laozi3: shit
Waffle_fortress: lrrPICNIC
sprawler13: Same
vorropohaiah: same
AnjaZeta: ditto
emberBecky: I think we lost stream
Frankenfruity: !panic
brainbosh: lrrFINE
Stoffern: panicBasket
Iraeda: i think twitch died of dysentry?
DiscordianTokkan: I thought they were REALLY mulling over the abandoned wagon
Kuszaky: F
Pedantically: Mine too. Even turning Low Latency off didn't fix it
SaiyaOrigaia: same, did the stream die of dysentry?
TacitusVigil: [Paul and James never did make it to Oregon]
Angnor33: Straem frozen?
rocketjohn: stream b0rked
Earthenone: welp
weenierotini: it was back for 1 second and died rip
noblevegas: @Noy2222 sorry, Vegas doesn't really exist yet...
punchcardy: Reload stream works
TheManaLeek: lrrFINE
Thatwasademo: it's back
DartAgain: nice
vegetalss4: Oh I thought that was just me.
BasilBrushOff: "Wrong stream, lose three days"
Mangledpixel: twiiiiiitch!
Phosphatide: oh i thought it was my internet since i’m at school
DarkNacht: They fell into the Columbia
ChakatLunar: RIP
SirAndroid: Good now
Charlemandias: not nice
Captain087: Stream broken oh noes
ujai321: stream has dissentry and died
I_Am_Clockwork: *shakes fist at the heavens* TWIIIIIITCH!
noblevegas: katesRip Stream
IAmRileyPM: bye stream!!
Mowdownjoe: panicBasket panicBasket
MechaKuuga: TPK
rocketjohn: maybe they are playing this DVD on a ps3
Mt_Storm: Stream has broken an axel
Earthenone: the abandonded wagon was ours
TXC2: nope we're dead
Theycallmejokke: Hmm, back to normal again
Noy2222: An abandon wagon?
The_Retired_Champion: Nooooooooooo
the_canuck_mystic: James' cholera got worse :(
ReydienOnline: [Stream has suffered a gimp internet connection]
LoadingReadyRun: try refresh
CrazymattCaptain: oh that was weird. it popped back for "nice" and then went down fully.
Orichlepidopter: "Would you like to repair Stream?"
Waffle_fortress: ded
punchcardy: Op no borked
TacitusVigil: Refresh or restart the stream
ExitPursuedByABear: that wagon stole our frames
TheManaLeek: Abandoned wagon closed the time loop of us dying
user_with_name17: at first I was thinking they were really pondering the items they picked up
Admiralmatt: panicBasket
The_Quiet_Alestain: mostly dead stream
Yawnmon: f
vorropohaiah: they have died of dysentery
CobaltShurikenReborn: f
BasilBrushOff: F
MechaKuuga: Refresh does NOTHING
ranger0: F
MTGColorPie: Finding a broken wagon, breaks the stream.
hockeygoaliechris: f
the_canuck_mystic: f
ReydienOnline: refresh says the stream is offline
weenierotini: refresh no worky
Orichlepidopter: f
sealedboxofeternalmasters: f
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL refresh
theneatestburrito: f
Pedantically: Refreshed - is more dead than before. :(
laozi3: f
jtweedss: Refresh broke me
ReydienOnline: there it is now
I_Am_Clockwork: we're back!
Earthenone: there we go
Frankenfruity: panicBasket
ChakatLunar: lrrSIGNAL
rocketjohn: you're back live
weenierotini: back woop
The_Retired_Champion: Back
Thatwasademo: ok we're back for real now?
the_canuck_mystic: You're back!
Mangledpixel: back!
DarkNacht: working again
Isaac3567: Still showing ass offline... aaaand we back
Pedantically: Oh wait. It lives?
CobaltShurikenReborn: oh hello
theneatestburrito: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Admiralmatt: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
The_Quiet_Alestain: There we are again
rocketjohn: breifly
Earthenone: and gone again
IAmRileyPM: back
tubby125: you are now being haunted by the members of the wagon you looted
noSmokeFire: and we're gone again
Theycallmejokke: Well now we're here
ReydienOnline: and offline
mrsarkhan: !panic
ExitPursuedByABear: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
rocketjohn: and now you're gone again
weenierotini: never mind
emberBecky: oop back online for a sec then off again
Stoffern: panicBasket
Waffle_fortress: we were back briefly
I_Am_Clockwork: and we're gone again
sprawler13: Praise the sun!
the_canuck_mystic: offline again
Mt_Storm: Back and gone
Toshar: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TStodden: lrrSIGNAL
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Huschel23: That's 21 months of cholera. If James can do it, so can I.
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Mangledpixel: or not
TheWarbo: while I'm hearing it over and over, IIRC the locals here use a short "a" in "the Dalles"
tyrew0rm: stream back, thend ied again
rjhmtg: gone again
MikaelFoxy: AANNNND it gone...
vegetalss4: something seemed to have happened
ReydienOnline: the stream came back online just long enough for paul to say "I wonder what the hell THAT is" and went down again
DarkNacht: not working again
user_with_name17: dead
Charlemandias: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
steelfox13: What happened to the abandoned wagon?
Jeezy56: well I guess it's time to make dinner
ExitPursuedByABear: nooooo
forlornhope22: lrrSIGNAL lrrFRUMP
The_Retired_Champion: noooooo the stream has Cholera
Cepsys: well, I'm still here
TheOtherTrevor: Clearly they all drowned in the Dalles
accountmadeforants: Welp, stream got dysentery
TacitusVigil: Chat tried to ford the stream. The stream died. lrrBEEJ
user_with_name17: !panic
ChakatLunar: welp, lrrHERE
Pedantically: I....am stuck in a time loop?
OnTheSamePaige: rooScared
TStodden: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
the_canuck_mystic: lrrFRUMP lrrAWW
hockeygoaliechris: rip again
Rhynerd: Today’s a bad day for streaming Oregon trail, it seems.
MechaKuuga: Paul: I wonder what that is- *stream cuts out*
rocketjohn: and back
laozi3: F
Earthenone: back?
ChakatLunar: Take 3?
EOstby: Back?
Mt_Storm: Back
I_Am_Clockwork: back
emberBecky: back again maybe...
DiscordianTokkan: Back again!
the_canuck_mystic: lrrHEART lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
tyrew0rm: back?
rocketjohn: and gone again
TXC2: and back again
MikaelFoxy: lrrAWESOME Its back! lrrAWESOME
punchcardy: lrrHERE
the_canuck_mystic: Back!
rjhmtg: 3 times the charm
Theycallmejokke: yeah!
theneatestburrito: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
azureHaights: I just hear "the Dallas" and imagine one of them getting injured in a hunting accident and being all "AUUGH i NEED a MEDIC bag"
The_Quiet_Alestain: Seems to be fine?
TheAinMAP: katesAir
rocketjohn: and back
ChakatLunar: There we go, seems good~
TacitusVigil: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
sprawler13: Back
TXC2: LIVE! From Portland!
user_with_name17: but what is cracking corn?
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jk83: wait this isnt magic, but it is good stuff
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rybackgaming: Take that you stupid corn...
CorvusReborn: So you're communicating with us in the past, from the future?
Thatwasademo: I don't think we care one bit whether anyone cracked corn
TheOtherTrevor: Twitch integration for the Oregon Trail. Turns out there was no internet in 1848: Stream over
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL back
punchcardy: I don’t care! About your cracked corn!
The_Retired_Champion: @LoadingReadyRun does that mean you're Live from Oregon so anything can happen?
UncannyJimjams: I wish people cared that I cracked corn...
Pedantically: I feel like information traveling at the speed of light MIGHT make the trip across the Oregon Trail a LITTLE faster than a horse-drawn wagon....
pwndnoob: you always float piss off scum
punchcardy: FLOAT
Thatwasademo: you don't need to eat while floating anyway
ujai321: change the rations?
pwndnoob: no
Apreche: RIVER
TheWarbo: we're pretty close to "raft the columbia" time
Thatwasademo: oooor we could starve
MTGColorPie: Boooo
Apreche: NOOOO
pwndnoob: you missed the best part of the game!
punchcardy: BOOKOOOOO
Thatwasademo: the river is the best part
user_with_name17: floating is the only other game mechanic
TacitusVigil: The fruit tastes like burning!
Zanaide: And I thought tolls were expensive NOW. What the eff.
punchcardy: River best mini game.
TheWarbo: yeah "raft the river" is the reward for playing the game
drcanonball: am i the only one who is getting an error in lrr schedule page
NojhLivic: Raft the river is the best part
Theycallmejokke: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Noy2222: You missed the bug splat
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mysticman89: Is this sufficiently not-DB for you?
TheAinMAP: katesChicken
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TXC2: drcanonball web site is down, ashton is fixing it
pwndnoob: didn't bring a grandfather clock, what pansies
Iraeda: thats a lot of bullets
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Iraeda: its oregon trail not ZOMBIE trail
Aarek: lrrHORN benginTry lrrHORN
Thatwasademo: well, the bullets would have been a good investment if you actually hunted to get the food you needed
vegetalss4: So you can shoot up Oregon?
NarishmaReborn: look at all that cash leftover
forlornhope22: you were suppoesed to just hunt for the entire class
MechaKuuga: Chat is part of the NRA
Countzeroor: The game doesn't quite capture just how rough the terrain was on the Barlow road - there are chunks which are basically going down nearly sheer cliffs.
Thatwasademo: most of chat's strategy is probably raise pace and leave rations on filling and hunt
accountmadeforants: We bought those bullets to fire Sasha for... twelve seconds
TacitusVigil: Banker is easier.
TXC2: MechaKuuga easy now
Angnor33: @Iraeda Zombie Trail could be a good game...
NojhLivic: You were supposed to hunt more!
wench_tacular: not easy for james
TStodden: There is ORGAN TRAIL..
0x6772: Yeah, banker is easy mode.
GenghisAres: You were gonna open up an Ammo Shop in Oregon obviously
forlornhope22: banker is easy mode.
noSmokeFire: think of how many times james had dysentery
user_with_name17: banker is easy mode
Thatwasademo: I think it might be time to go to El Dorado
TStodden: Banker is consider "Easy"
Yawnmon: banker is easy difficulty
DarkNacht: later games are harder
tubby125: party50 new challenge: only hunt rabbits on the next trip
ScR3w_Lo0s3: Death road to canada now? LUL
WolfAmulet: Turnipe, not Turnit. Its like you don't even care...
Captain087: Banker is easy mode
I_Am_Clockwork: Amazon trail?
user_with_name17: I have never played this game as an adult. I suppose there is some min/max for the score
I_Am_Clockwork: Amazon trail was the bomb
Mowdownjoe: I remember the Windows version was interesting.
the_canuck_mystic: Obviously do it for mac.
Toshar: what about organ trail?
kinkerbelle: i never understood amazon trail
the_canuck_mystic: Mac, the hardcore gamer platform.
hunkajunk: I tried playing Yukon trail the other day. But I forgot to buy all the food and got turned back so I was sad.
Iraeda: not playing commodore 64 version on LRL shame
laozi3: seconding organ trail
Sannindi: Fancy.
DarkNacht: Play Oregon Trail II
CobaltShurikenReborn: organ trail is good! its zombie themed!
Theycallmejokke: Oooh fancy pantcy
Captain087: Banker is the simplest. Otherwise end up trading for days and hunting forever. Then you get caught in winter
TheWarbo: oh right the first-person hunting nonsense
Natedogg2: This is the version that I remember.
noSmokeFire: we've got a snake and everything
0x6772: Hey, Country Death Song.
TXC2: Animations? Decadent!
Thatwasademo: hi eXo
ArcOfTheConclave: I remember this version!
kinkerbelle: oh this is the one I know
user_with_name17: the view from Canada looking south at the trial. Already this game is wierd
MechaKuuga: LUL Quit to DOS
noSmokeFire: I like the C:> makes kind of a weird mouse
UncannyJimjams: this is the one I had as a kid
ThePerrBearr: never had Oregon trail. growing up i had Yukon Trail
Mt_Storm: !findquote DOS
LRRbot: Quote #651: "Whatever you do, do NOT quit to DOS. We DON'T have DOS!" —Graham [2015-09-04]
TheWarbo: This version is my first feeling of "What is this bullshit new and different version of a thing I already know"
TacitusVigil: Or...OR...we could just stay East?
ujai321: we are not taking james this time
the_canuck_mystic: !findquote DOS
LRRbot: Quote #651: "Whatever you do, do NOT quit to DOS. We DON'T have DOS!" —Graham [2015-09-04]
Orichlepidopter: I've traveled the oregon trail... but I mostly ate a bunch of chips and listened to Welcome to Nightvale. Pretty true to form.
the_canuck_mystic: I was hoping it would return a different DOS quote
pwndnoob: cool kids play teachers
Thatwasademo: Doctor is Alternate Easy Mode
Blue_Anteater: @ThePerrBearr Me too! Thanks for the reminder of the name, it's been bugging me, XD
Thatwasademo: where you have $400 less but people don't die
noSmokeFire: choose Teacher and name yourself Jimmy Darksouls
NarishmaReborn: Teacher is kind of a hard mode for life
TheWarbo: Well "Final Bonus" is supposed to be "how useful are you in Oregon"
TStodden: The Proclaimers have nothing on the Oregon Trail.
ThePerrBearr: rip
Sannindi: 5x teachers.
Earthenone: teacher, all bullets
Sannindi: The only way to play.
noSmokeFire: Jimmy Darksouls
emberBecky: professor Turnip
TacitusVigil: Turnip Jr?
Pedantically: We gonna die.
accountmadeforants: Turnip Jr
Eklinaar: Teachers are the Dark Souls of America.
EJGRgunner: This resolution is suuuuoer fuzzy on mobile
Captain087: Try carpenter
Thatwasademo: here lies andy / peperoany and chease
Captain087: Try blacksmith
Yawnmon: Turned up
brainbosh: Turnup4wut
Stoffern: Those are some round eagles
Captain087: Or teacher
seantheman2: what a throwback
ReydienOnline: "And chat"
pwndnoob: turnerup? I hardly knew 'er!
noSmokeFire: Chat 2: Son of Chat
Isaac3567: So how many miles do we travel until we all fail and die?
Rhynerd: We’re all gonna die!
Theycallmejokke: We're helping!... again
seantheman2: how old is this game
Nigouki: 600 miles max
BolshajaSvinja: Turkeys in disguise
Orichlepidopter: I'm gettin me an ominous feelin' hrr chat...
UpstageJMC: Oh God we're gonna die!
noblevegas: katesRip Chat lrrBEEJ
tubby125: lots of dudes on these trips
tyrew0rm: chat is going to die first
brainbosh: Ben betrayed
accountmadeforants: Chat: Beyond Twitcherdome
Natedogg2: Please don't kill chat please.
Pteraspidomorphi: I'd probably take Ian
ArcOfTheConclave: Murica! Caw!
Redhot19: I played this one as a kid. it was so hard and I got so close to winning but never beat it
EOstby: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
Captain087: Make one called chat
TXC2: seantheman2 35 years old I think
Phosphatide: death comes for us all lrrSPOOP
Captain087: Yay!
TacitusVigil: Ben runs off with all our food, leaves us to starve at Boise. Kappa
Redhot19: it's Matt's store!!!
ReydienOnline: @seantheman2 original game came out in 1971
Earthenone: last time you ended with about 400 spare right? this is just new game +\
noSmokeFire: so bullets are worth it if each one gets you at least 2 pounds of food
user_with_name17: had 350 at the end?
MTGColorPie: That's because you bought food instead of hunting for it.
Mangledpixel: $400 in 1848 → $12,781.72 in 2018
NojhLivic: So this time buy less clothes and more bulolets
sealedboxofeternalmasters: Well, I guess I'm wasting my tuition if teachers are useless lrrAWW
ReydienOnline: deluxe edition came out in 1992
Huschel23: I think we need more bullets
Emergent_OS: We are in? Oh boy, I never wanted to go out like this...
seantheman2: @TXC2 really? I've seen the card game of this but I have not seen the original game. I'm glad I get to see this game
user_with_name17: take out a loan and head west
I_Am_Clockwork: more people is harder, but people give the most points
Mangledpixel: seantheman2 there's a card game of this? huh, the more you know
ReydienOnline: oh DUDE, there's an Orgeon Trail Card Game? that came out in 2016?
TXC2: seantheman2 yeah it's one of the oldest games
noSmokeFire: 420
TacitusVigil: I mean, he's trying to make money off us too, so of course he's trying to make us spend more...
I_Am_Clockwork: maximum score comes from having lots of healthy people
NarishmaReborn: less food, more bullets
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ArcOfTheConclave: 5 sets
Vanderhof: !sir
hunkajunk: 0 oxen, pull that cart yourself
user_with_name17: maybe hire on a hand for someone elses carvan?
ShortRound2099: budget cuts
MTGColorPie: Chat doesn't need lothing
Rhynerd: 3?
DarkNacht: You use Oxen in pairs
NojhLivic: 2 I believe
Mangledpixel: the original version of this was from the 70s, it was entirely text based
Captain087: Get less food more bullets
NojhLivic: 3 would leave you one "Spare" in case one dies.
kinkerbelle: @darknacht it's a spare
punchcardy: Bullets are cheap!
Captain087: Get way less food and loads more bullets
Creature_Comforts: lrrFRUMP 's general store
Rhynerd: Ditch an ox
sealedboxofeternalmasters: All of the Bullats? lrrGARBO
accountmadeforants: As I said before, Chat is fine without clothes. We ride in glorious bareness
CommiePuddin: It's Oregon Trail, not Call of Duty...
ego_stoned: bullets are cheaper in the long run
user_with_name17: I think badly
brainbosh: Not going to save any money for ferries?
TheWarbo: chat will just go nekkid
kinkerbelle: with the mouse!
Phosphatide: hooray we’re broke!
Huschel23: Do you need some money for services along the way?
sigma88: use the bullets to shoot to get more food
Duudeman1620: you need some money for river crossings
user_with_name17: I feel like I have seen this in stream before
ehManiacal: 4 oxen is a major risk
Captain087: Save some money cause trading is hell
seantheman2: @CommiePuddin definitely Oregon trail, not PUBG
Dragoknight101: Moar bullits
Nigouki: save $100 for emergencies
Captain087: You want extra is case you need anything
Dragoknight101: 600
Yawnmon: risk it for the biscut!
jtweedss: All food, and let’s walk the trail.
Pteraspidomorphi: Another axle?
Nigouki: 400lb of food and hunt the rest
NojhLivic: Save money for the road
Orichlepidopter: They used like 10 bullets last run...
Captain087: And save what's left
NojhLivic: You might need more spare parts
Lithobraker: save money for ferrying the rivers
user_with_name17: if things get bad just rob some fellow travelers
MTGColorPie: You paid for tolls and help
Captain087: You want some money
Captain087: Left
Rhynerd: Saving $20 could help.
The_Retired_Champion: save 20-50$
Captain087: Save money for streams
chicken_mike: you should only need like 3 bullet boxes
Orichlepidopter: @Lithobraker Banditry. I like the way you think
Yawnmon: 20 bucks is 20 bucks
jtweedss: We also traded clothing
TXC2: I think April is best
Rhynerd: Let’s leave on the third of may
ArcOfTheConclave: august. bad decisions run!
Lunareclipse123: We're going to Oregon! April Fool!
Captain087: Leave whichever is farthest from winter
tyrew0rm: change rations?
brainbosh: Ah yeah, this was the version I played.
Captain087: You are gonna do hunting
user_with_name17: that sir is macaroni
NojhLivic: Huh. Somehow I feel like this interface is less awesome compared to the OG
the_bananarchist: hey y'all, how're we doing? I caught the stomach bug that's been going around campus just in time for the start of costumed tech rehearsals for the play I'm in so that's good
user_with_name17: Paul is looking macaroni today
rybackgaming: Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination...
Rhynerd: We can hunt already?
TXC2: hope you get well soon the_bananarchist
Lithobraker: the_bananarchist you're just in time to catch dysentery on the Oregon trail! :D
caulderjof: Rationing already, and you only just started?
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oyleslyck: Whoa - not OG Oregon Trail, but cool nonetheless
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Pteraspidomorphi: The map in this version actually seems lless useful