kinkerbelle: hunt?
mastershake29x: damnit james
TehAmelie: James, again? jeez
Lithobraker: I just wrote the first check of my life! Woo hoo! ADULTING!
pwndnoob: and the only cure is more hunting
Thatwasademo: should probably hunt
TXC2: congrats Lithobraker
Rhynerd: Man, it’s hard to maintain a james.
pencilsnake: James is so needy
KharadBanar: Is this the onsen episode?
CFSBrawl: RIP Miles
brainbosh: What flavor were the Soda Springs? Lemon lime?
TacitusVigil: [Miles died]
Mangledpixel: $5 in 1848 is $159.77 in today's money
TehAmelie: so far James has had two fevers and survived cholera. he's either lucky or unlucky. . .
CFSBrawl: @TacitusVigil lol
OmnipotentTrevor: Still have plenty of bullets
baconshaman: change rations
ujai321: maybe increase the pace again?
kinkerbelle: you have 900 bullets to hunting
Toshar: change food rations
TacitusVigil: @CFSBrawl We had the same thought :D
Thatwasademo: 20 whole pounds of wild berries?
Rhynerd: We also have plenty of money still, right?
Thatwasademo: that's actually kind of a lot
punchcardy: Use the bullets!
NojhLivic: If they reduce rations, James will probably die
Noy2222: Cool fort, bro
MechaKuuga: I don't remember the Oxen being so... vein-y
Toshar: @nojhlivic worth the risk!
TXC2: 1400 lbs
TacitusVigil: Oh yeah, the handcarts are super famous in the Mormon migration.
user_with_name17: 500 lbs
ArcOfTheConclave: 600 pounds is my vote
NojhLivic: Toshar: touche!
Rhynerd: At least 400
tubby125: don't forget wagon repair stuff...
fiftymcnasty: Hunting works, but is slow
pwndnoob: so how many grandfather clocks you bring?
MTGColorPie: One Christmas my Dad played OT with myself and my brother. We had played it in school so we, obviously, let him take charge. He stopped everyday checking everything and if anyone was not perfect health we rested. We barely made it before winter. I think it was one of the only times my dad played a video game.
Angnor33: Just hunt
TehAmelie: if you ask for a "metric ton" they'll probably shoot you for witchcraft
Thatwasademo: we could maybe buy a wagon part
Thatwasademo: we lost an axle
fiftymcnasty: get another axel
TXC2: by a wheel
arcbound_roomba: If you aren't going to eat those tasty bullets, at least hunt with them, gawd
emberBecky: maybe an axel
noSmokeFire: another axel?
the_canuck_mystic: Do you have enough tongues?
pencilsnake: get another axel
the_canuck_mystic: I don't know what a tongue is
Mangledpixel: $200 in 1848 → $6,390.86 in 2018
the_canuck_mystic: But I would worry if someone was trying to sell me one.
Rhynerd: Apparently tongues are the supports?
Lithobraker: Is there a Donner Party mod for the oregon trail?
MechaKuuga: is it AXLE or AXEL?
Rhynerd: axl
pencilsnake: axl
morgoth_bauglyr: james pls
ujai321: goddam james
accountmadeforants: Double Cholera!
TehAmelie: the exchange rate is a little over 30:1, i think we remember that now
wench_tacular: again?
Barb4rian: lol
noSmokeFire: stop LICKING things
Noy2222: Dammit James!
TacitusVigil: We should clip this.
brainbosh: God, a wagon was JUST as expensive as a car is now.
pencilsnake: #blamejames
TXC2: #BlameJames
Rhynerd: Poor James.
Sannindi: "James has cholera. Again."
GenghisAres: James "Cholera Boy" Turner
Angnor33: Stop getting Cholera James!
Toshar: got it memorized?
pwndnoob: these 182 miles are where someone always dies
Pteraspidomorphi: It was only a mild fever
RedGriffin42: you should probably get that looked at James
Thatwasademo: james, stop licking things
TheOtherTrevor: the tongue is what connects the wagon to the ox
the_canuck_mystic: I told you to get more tongue!
Aarek: I believe the wagon tongue is the wooden thing that goes between the oxen
DarkNacht: James stop drinking the shit water!!!
DartAgain: is there a reason to not try to repair broken stuff?
Uzumaki15: damn James you unhealthy
NojhLivic: Hunt while it's warm?
MechaKuuga: Isn't Cholera a newborn sickness
CommiePuddin: You need to fire your navigator
accountmadeforants: James, eat shit is an insult, not a suggestion.
kinkerbelle: @dartagain it takes time
pencilsnake: is just me or does it look like that ox has a stick up its ass>
RedGriffin42: hide in a bush?
brainbosh: Better to hunt when you can, not all areas have animals to hunt
Aarek: Bear bear bear bear
emberBecky: mechakuuga I think you're thinking colic
TXC2: MechaKuuga no, anyone can get it, you're probably thinking of colic
user_with_name17: hunting is only net 85 lbs because it costs a day which is 15 lbs of food?
Phosphatide: i guess james is the navigator and he’s all loopy from bring so sick
Rhynerd: @mechakuuga newborn as in new to the world or more common for newborns?
Lithobraker: MechaKuuga no, it's a gastro-intestinal disease
TheOtherTrevor: but what if it was a skinny bear
MechaKuuga: Okay
Akchipman: My joining stream ad was intended for an audiance that grew up in the 80's. Now I feel young.
Theycallmejokke: July 24
pencilsnake: what if it was bear grills
GenghisAres: @MechaKuuga You may be thinking of Colic
NojhLivic: Hunting takes a day
tubby125: up the pace?
ReydienOnline: yeah, it takes a day
slagyo: Will the bear attack?
MechaKuuga: Thanks chat
rocketjohn: bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN
ArcOfTheConclave: leave
Rhynerd: We have more than we can carry now anyways, right
Aarek: you waste bullets shooting over the limit
Thatwasademo: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #3653: "Wait, is your cape LOAD-BEARING?!" —Ian, to Cori [2016-11-23]
Rhynerd: How much meat is a bear?
Lithobraker: Cholera's actually really interesting! The bacteria that causes is is only pathogenic after it's been infected by two specific bacteriophages in succession!
ZachtlyAsIntended: @Rhynerd Bearly any
pencilsnake: @rocketjohn just imagine that in serge's voice
brainbosh: Could also change your portions down from filling.
ujai321: nice river.
MTGColorPie: Be like Evil Keneval, Jump it!
pencilsnake: FORD IT
MechaKuuga: 2
jtweedss: Uh oh more water more cholera
Rhynerd: @zachtlyasintended doh ho ho ho
pwndnoob: the snake is beautiful btw
mogling: Hey i live by the snake
wench_tacular: hire magic indian
RogueLink: Did they start with the Banker?
noSmokeFire: "yeah, man, there's a bridge right over here"
accountmadeforants: Wait, maybe the river will evaporate
Charlemandias: Support your local community
laozi3: FORD
TheWarbo: Windmill slam "get someone else to do it" always
TacitusVigil: James will go naked.
OmnipotentTrevor: Wasting meat hunting is in flavor for the settlers, I think.
TehAmelie: that's cheap for a pilot
0x6772: Make sure you give him the cholera-infested clothing to remain historically accurate.
Noy2222: Is the Indian using magic?
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NojhLivic: Ouch
user_with_name17: old pictures of the Columbia are amazing, before Grand Collie dam.
MechaKuuga: RIP food
Thatwasademo: we're fine
DarkNacht: There are not guarantees on the trail
NojhLivic: Hunting time
GallowsCat: gonna hafta up the pace
ujai321: can you reduce how much food you eat a day?
NojhLivic: And upping the pace
ArcOfTheConclave: change rations?
wench_tacular: pick up the pace
TehAmelie: summer is almost over too
pencilsnake: careful not to go too fast in hot weather, don't want fever
MechaKuuga: What did they set the Food Rations at?
Thatwasademo: we've been at filling all game
NojhLivic: They're at filling
Captain087: Change rations and hunt
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jtweedss: Hunt
Temperature_Droplet: how come the migrants are so rich?
NojhLivic: James is going to die on meager and strenuous I bet.
pencilsnake: they literally sold everything they had
Earthenone: never skip gun day
TXC2: we're a banker
NojhLivic: Temperature_Droplet They were bankers in the east
brainbosh: HUNT GRASS
MechaKuuga: EAT HIM
TehAmelie: for some reason our rich banker family decided to move to Oregon
user_with_name17: eat it
thechargingbadger: EAT HIM
Noy2222: Shoot the oxen
pencilsnake: EAT JAMES
Rhynerd: Guess the oxen’s food now.
accountmadeforants: @Temperature_Droplet They're a banker. Probably going to buy the whole state.
NojhLivic: No ox left behind! Eat it!
noSmokeFire: how is there heavy fog in a dessert
ujai321: nice cow.
noSmokeFire: chat gave birth to a child
Thatwasademo: inadequate grass makes it more likely for oxen to get hurt, I think?
user_with_name17: eventual capital of Idaho
brainbosh: Inadequate grass is most of the US now.
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NojhLivic: Thatwasademo Yeah
pencilsnake: desert fog, just the sun farting
ArcOfTheConclave: more food
thechargingbadger: We'd have eaten James at this point if we weren't concerned about getting his illnesses
ReydienOnline: On top of old smooookeyyyy....
GenghisAres: "No Susie, you can't feed your brother to the cow"
the_canuck_mystic: How do you make money here?
MechaKuuga: food is cheaper here, right?
Thatwasademo: You don't.
ZachtlyAsIntended: @the_canuck_mystic my don't
ujai321: are the prices random, or do they just go up every time?
ZachtlyAsIntended: you*
Noy2222: Buy tongues
TacitusVigil: "We will take 300 of your finest tacos, sir"
NojhLivic: You can trade for money, sometimes
Phosphatide: food goes up steadily
Thatwasademo: You just start with some money based on the class you pick
TheWarbo: I think we have 21 days of food currently which is why the "oh no will we make it" is kinda funny
TheWarbo: make it to the fort, I meant
Captain087: Maybe change pace I bet that is why you got lost
TacitusVigil: Wait, who is Aunt Rebecca? She didn't come with us!
NojhLivic: TheWarbo We're bankers, our standards for surviving are different from normal people :)
MechaKuuga: OH NO SERGE
thechargingbadger: These old timey GPS suck
CommiePuddin: There really was a snake in his boot...
wench_tacular: harsh
Aarek: sergeHolyMoly
BasilBrushOff: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
MechaKuuga: EAT SERGE
user_with_name17: watch it fester?
RassilonDND: rest for a month serge is hurt!
arcbound_roomba: Serge has just been sitting in the back of the wagon, eating his bear meat
pwndnoob: hunting in snake territory, tsktsk
TacitusVigil: Serge got bit in the leg, so we must cut off the leg.
TheWarbo: wait is that cactus in Boise?
Captain087: @nojhlivic when you talk you talk to random people when
TehAmelie: Serge just has to stop drinking coffee to keep the poison from spreading
the_canuck_mystic: Can the bears hurt you?
kinkerbelle: that's it we're good
CorvusReborn: If The Chat dies is game, does that mean we must stop talking?
punchcardy: Move to better field of fire
Yawnmon: snek
PyronicEX: which prequel to Red Dead Redemption 2 is this?
Thatwasademo: deer is only like 55 pounds
Noy2222: We're eating squirrel tonight!
TacitusVigil: @TehAmelie He'd be alive...but would he really be living? Kappa
steelfox13: Serge is hopped up on coffee and he's actually pulling the wagon.
TXC2: damnit, I leave for one moment and Serge get hurt
accountmadeforants: Oh baby, a triple!
Akchipman: To quote FE: Awakening, "Couldn't you have shot an animal that NORMAL people eat for once?"
Captain087: Also definitely hunt now because hunting is worse later in I think
TehAmelie: well that's gonna slow us down
fiftymcnasty: You should rest
rocketjohn: time to rest
TheWarbo: maybe a less strenuous pace
mastershake29x: oh no paul
NojhLivic: Time to slow the pace
Earthenone: instructions unclear, cut off the wrong leg
Pusherman555: how goes the dysentery?
noSmokeFire: stenuous pace + poor food and bad conditions is probably what's hurting you
Toshar: up rations
MechaKuuga: James keeps drinking downstream of the toilet area of the river
Thatwasademo: Now if only it had been Serge that had the broken leg, we'd be in DB Canon
Phosphatide: James “Cholera” Turner
Hugh_Munculus: Pave the save!
DarkNacht: rest for 1 year
Captain087: You need to rest for a while
the_canuck_mystic: what happens if you attempt to trade?
thechargingbadger: Eat Paul
rocketjohn: be less strenuous in hot weather
EOstby: Also, maybe change the pace?
user_with_name17: I broke my leg, so lets have a party?
DarkNacht: Just slow pase
TacitusVigil: Wake me up when September ends?
noblevegas: Teh Pual is borked?! Oh Noes! lrrFRUMP
wench_tacular: yeah, that's long enough to cure a broken leg
the_canuck_mystic: I suspect that water is important.
TXC2: !findquote talk
LRRbot: Quote #2957: "That's how this religion works, right? You talk to books?" —Alex [2016-07-13]
accountmadeforants: James is a cathode for disease
ReydienOnline: you should be able to see it from 12 miles away
thechargingbadger: Yep thems blue
BasilBrushOff: Did Bob Ross make this game?
Sannindi: Those sure are some blue mountains.
Isaac3567: @the_canuck_mystic Water and grass notes dont matter at all as far as I remember
pwndnoob: blue mountains are gorgeous btw
Rhynerd: That’s quite the blue on them there mountains.
Nightvalien28: to be fair james, you did lose a mountain at one point when playing minecraft
the_canuck_mystic: @Isaac3567 that sounds annoying.
Captain087: @the_canuck_mystic when you trade you are given a random offer from a stranger, you have no control over the offered trade and it takes a day and doesn't involve money. Ex you could be offering 2 clothes for an on
TheWarbo: Turns out, when you're in the Rockies "I can see that mountain over there" is not the same as "I understand how to navigate an ox wagon over there"
thechargingbadger: Is an overlander above a highlander?
TacitusVigil: There can be only...dozens?
Pedantically: The RNG in this game is like the cruelest DM ever....
Theycallmejokke: The Dalles
Noy2222: Go south to Vegas
pwndnoob: never walla walla
TXC2: we love you, Walla walla Washington
Theycallmejokke: Score!
wench_tacular: this is pubg
TheWarbo: loot the dead!
thechargingbadger: Free stuff!
TacitusVigil: Also we found some corpses.
kinkerbelle: they don't need it anymore
eramore: !findquote dale
LRRbot: Quote #4732: "Dale looks happy, that means I'm not happy." —Kathleen [2018-03-05]
MTGColorPie: @TXC2 I know that reference.
Rhynerd: The stream just froze for me.
noSmokeFire: huh. stream is frozen for me.
Theycallmejokke: Same
jtweedss: Frozen
tyrew0rm: rip stream?
user_with_name17: chat goes and stream has stopped
DevInsanity: Oh good. Not just me then
rocketjohn: same
ujai321: yup, frozen
tubby125: yup
SirAndroid: Stream broke
thechargingbadger: Steam got dysentery
ExitPursuedByABear: frozed
laozi3: shit
Waffle_fortress: lrrPICNIC
sprawler13: Same
vorropohaiah: same
AnjaZeta: ditto
emberBecky: I think we lost stream
Frankenfruity: !panic
brainbosh: lrrFINE
Stoffern: panicBasket
Iraeda: i think twitch died of dysentry?
DiscordianTokkan: I thought they were REALLY mulling over the abandoned wagon
Kuszaky: F
Pedantically: Mine too. Even turning Low Latency off didn't fix it
SaiyaOrigaia: same, did the stream die of dysentry?
TacitusVigil: [Paul and James never did make it to Oregon]
Angnor33: Straem frozen?
rocketjohn: stream b0rked
Earthenone: welp
weenierotini: it was back for 1 second and died rip
noblevegas: @Noy2222 sorry, Vegas doesn't really exist yet...
punchcardy: Reload stream works
TheManaLeek: lrrFINE
Thatwasademo: it's back
DartAgain: nice
vegetalss4: Oh I thought that was just me.
BasilBrushOff: "Wrong stream, lose three days"
Mangledpixel: twiiiiiitch!
Phosphatide: oh i thought it was my internet since i’m at school
DarkNacht: They fell into the Columbia
ChakatLunar: RIP
SirAndroid: Good now
Charlemandias: not nice
Captain087: Stream broken oh noes
ujai321: stream has dissentry and died
I_Am_Clockwork: *shakes fist at the heavens* TWIIIIIITCH!
noblevegas: katesRip Stream
IAmRileyPM: bye stream!!
Mowdownjoe: panicBasket panicBasket
MechaKuuga: TPK
rocketjohn: maybe they are playing this DVD on a ps3
Mt_Storm: Stream has broken an axel
Earthenone: the abandonded wagon was ours
TXC2: nope we're dead
Theycallmejokke: Hmm, back to normal again
Noy2222: An abandon wagon?
The_Retired_Champion: Nooooooooooo
the_canuck_mystic: James' cholera got worse :(
ReydienOnline: [Stream has suffered a gimp internet connection]
LoadingReadyRun: try refresh
CrazymattCaptain: oh that was weird. it popped back for "nice" and then went down fully.
Orichlepidopter: "Would you like to repair Stream?"
Waffle_fortress: ded
punchcardy: Op no borked
TacitusVigil: Refresh or restart the stream
ExitPursuedByABear: that wagon stole our frames
TheManaLeek: Abandoned wagon closed the time loop of us dying
user_with_name17: at first I was thinking they were really pondering the items they picked up
Admiralmatt: panicBasket
The_Quiet_Alestain: mostly dead stream
Yawnmon: f
vorropohaiah: they have died of dysentery
CobaltShurikenReborn: f
BasilBrushOff: F
MechaKuuga: Refresh does NOTHING
ranger0: F
MTGColorPie: Finding a broken wagon, breaks the stream.
hockeygoaliechris: f
the_canuck_mystic: f
ReydienOnline: refresh says the stream is offline
weenierotini: refresh no worky
Orichlepidopter: f
sealedboxofeternalmasters: f
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL refresh
theneatestburrito: f
Pedantically: Refreshed - is more dead than before. :(
laozi3: f
jtweedss: Refresh broke me
ReydienOnline: there it is now
I_Am_Clockwork: we're back!
Earthenone: there we go
Frankenfruity: panicBasket
ChakatLunar: lrrSIGNAL
rocketjohn: you're back live
weenierotini: back woop
The_Retired_Champion: Back
Thatwasademo: ok we're back for real now?
the_canuck_mystic: You're back!
Mangledpixel: back!
DarkNacht: working again
Isaac3567: Still showing ass offline... aaaand we back
Pedantically: Oh wait. It lives?
CobaltShurikenReborn: oh hello
theneatestburrito: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Admiralmatt: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
The_Quiet_Alestain: There we are again
rocketjohn: breifly
Earthenone: and gone again
IAmRileyPM: back
tubby125: you are now being haunted by the members of the wagon you looted
noSmokeFire: and we're gone again
Theycallmejokke: Well now we're here
ReydienOnline: and offline
mrsarkhan: !panic
ExitPursuedByABear: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
rocketjohn: and now you're gone again
weenierotini: never mind
emberBecky: oop back online for a sec then off again
Stoffern: panicBasket
Waffle_fortress: we were back briefly
I_Am_Clockwork: and we're gone again
sprawler13: Praise the sun!
the_canuck_mystic: offline again
Mt_Storm: Back and gone
Toshar: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TStodden: lrrSIGNAL
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Huschel23: That's 21 months of cholera. If James can do it, so can I.
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Mangledpixel: or not
TheWarbo: while I'm hearing it over and over, IIRC the locals here use a short "a" in "the Dalles"
tyrew0rm: stream back, thend ied again
rjhmtg: gone again
MikaelFoxy: AANNNND it gone...
vegetalss4: something seemed to have happened
ReydienOnline: the stream came back online just long enough for paul to say "I wonder what the hell THAT is" and went down again
DarkNacht: not working again
user_with_name17: dead
Charlemandias: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
steelfox13: What happened to the abandoned wagon?
Jeezy56: well I guess it's time to make dinner
ExitPursuedByABear: nooooo
forlornhope22: lrrSIGNAL lrrFRUMP
The_Retired_Champion: noooooo the stream has Cholera
Cepsys: well, I'm still here
TheOtherTrevor: Clearly they all drowned in the Dalles
accountmadeforants: Welp, stream got dysentery
TacitusVigil: Chat tried to ford the stream. The stream died. lrrBEEJ
user_with_name17: !panic
ChakatLunar: welp, lrrHERE
Pedantically: stuck in a time loop?
OnTheSamePaige: rooScared
TStodden: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
the_canuck_mystic: lrrFRUMP lrrAWW
hockeygoaliechris: rip again
Rhynerd: Today’s a bad day for streaming Oregon trail, it seems.
MechaKuuga: Paul: I wonder what that is- *stream cuts out*
rocketjohn: and back
laozi3: F
Earthenone: back?
ChakatLunar: Take 3?
EOstby: Back?
Mt_Storm: Back
I_Am_Clockwork: back
emberBecky: back again maybe...
DiscordianTokkan: Back again!
the_canuck_mystic: lrrHEART lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
tyrew0rm: back?
rocketjohn: and gone again
TXC2: and back again
MikaelFoxy: lrrAWESOME Its back! lrrAWESOME
punchcardy: lrrHERE
the_canuck_mystic: Back!
rjhmtg: 3 times the charm
Theycallmejokke: yeah!
theneatestburrito: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
azureHaights: I just hear "the Dallas" and imagine one of them getting injured in a hunting accident and being all "AUUGH i NEED a MEDIC bag"
The_Quiet_Alestain: Seems to be fine?
TheAinMAP: katesAir
rocketjohn: and back
ChakatLunar: There we go, seems good~
TacitusVigil: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
sprawler13: Back
TXC2: LIVE! From Portland!
user_with_name17: but what is cracking corn?
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jk83: wait this isnt magic, but it is good stuff
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rybackgaming: Take that you stupid corn...
CorvusReborn: So you're communicating with us in the past, from the future?
Thatwasademo: I don't think we care one bit whether anyone cracked corn
TheOtherTrevor: Twitch integration for the Oregon Trail. Turns out there was no internet in 1848: Stream over
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL back
punchcardy: I don’t care! About your cracked corn!
The_Retired_Champion: @LoadingReadyRun does that mean you're Live from Oregon so anything can happen?
UncannyJimjams: I wish people cared that I cracked corn...
Pedantically: I feel like information traveling at the speed of light MIGHT make the trip across the Oregon Trail a LITTLE faster than a horse-drawn wagon....
pwndnoob: you always float piss off scum
punchcardy: FLOAT
Thatwasademo: you don't need to eat while floating anyway
ujai321: change the rations?
pwndnoob: no
Apreche: RIVER
TheWarbo: we're pretty close to "raft the columbia" time
Thatwasademo: oooor we could starve
MTGColorPie: Boooo
Apreche: NOOOO
pwndnoob: you missed the best part of the game!
punchcardy: BOOKOOOOO
Thatwasademo: the river is the best part
user_with_name17: floating is the only other game mechanic
TacitusVigil: The fruit tastes like burning!
Zanaide: And I thought tolls were expensive NOW. What the eff.
punchcardy: River best mini game.
TheWarbo: yeah "raft the river" is the reward for playing the game
drcanonball: am i the only one who is getting an error in lrr schedule page
NojhLivic: Raft the river is the best part
Theycallmejokke: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Noy2222: You missed the bug splat
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mysticman89: Is this sufficiently not-DB for you?
TheAinMAP: katesChicken
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TXC2: drcanonball web site is down, ashton is fixing it
pwndnoob: didn't bring a grandfather clock, what pansies
Iraeda: thats a lot of bullets
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Iraeda: its oregon trail not ZOMBIE trail
Aarek: lrrHORN benginTry lrrHORN
Thatwasademo: well, the bullets would have been a good investment if you actually hunted to get the food you needed
vegetalss4: So you can shoot up Oregon?
NarishmaReborn: look at all that cash leftover
forlornhope22: you were suppoesed to just hunt for the entire class
MechaKuuga: Chat is part of the NRA
Countzeroor: The game doesn't quite capture just how rough the terrain was on the Barlow road - there are chunks which are basically going down nearly sheer cliffs.
Thatwasademo: most of chat's strategy is probably raise pace and leave rations on filling and hunt
accountmadeforants: We bought those bullets to fire Sasha for... twelve seconds
TacitusVigil: Banker is easier.
TXC2: MechaKuuga easy now
Angnor33: @Iraeda Zombie Trail could be a good game...
NojhLivic: You were supposed to hunt more!
wench_tacular: not easy for james
TStodden: There is ORGAN TRAIL..
0x6772: Yeah, banker is easy mode.
GenghisAres: You were gonna open up an Ammo Shop in Oregon obviously
forlornhope22: banker is easy mode.
noSmokeFire: think of how many times james had dysentery
user_with_name17: banker is easy mode
Thatwasademo: I think it might be time to go to El Dorado
TStodden: Banker is consider "Easy"
Yawnmon: banker is easy difficulty
DarkNacht: later games are harder
tubby125: party50 new challenge: only hunt rabbits on the next trip
ScR3w_Lo0s3: Death road to canada now? LUL
WolfAmulet: Turnipe, not Turnit. Its like you don't even care...
Captain087: Banker is easy mode
I_Am_Clockwork: Amazon trail?
user_with_name17: I have never played this game as an adult. I suppose there is some min/max for the score
I_Am_Clockwork: Amazon trail was the bomb
Mowdownjoe: I remember the Windows version was interesting.
the_canuck_mystic: Obviously do it for mac.
Toshar: what about organ trail?
kinkerbelle: i never understood amazon trail
the_canuck_mystic: Mac, the hardcore gamer platform.
hunkajunk: I tried playing Yukon trail the other day. But I forgot to buy all the food and got turned back so I was sad.
Iraeda: not playing commodore 64 version on LRL shame
laozi3: seconding organ trail
Sannindi: Fancy.
DarkNacht: Play Oregon Trail II
CobaltShurikenReborn: organ trail is good! its zombie themed!
Theycallmejokke: Oooh fancy pantcy
Captain087: Banker is the simplest. Otherwise end up trading for days and hunting forever. Then you get caught in winter
TheWarbo: oh right the first-person hunting nonsense
Natedogg2: This is the version that I remember.
noSmokeFire: we've got a snake and everything
0x6772: Hey, Country Death Song.
TXC2: Animations? Decadent!
Thatwasademo: hi eXo
ArcOfTheConclave: I remember this version!
kinkerbelle: oh this is the one I know
user_with_name17: the view from Canada looking south at the trial. Already this game is wierd
MechaKuuga: LUL Quit to DOS
noSmokeFire: I like the C:> makes kind of a weird mouse
UncannyJimjams: this is the one I had as a kid
ThePerrBearr: never had Oregon trail. growing up i had Yukon Trail
Mt_Storm: !findquote DOS
LRRbot: Quote #651: "Whatever you do, do NOT quit to DOS. We DON'T have DOS!" —Graham [2015-09-04]
TheWarbo: This version is my first feeling of "What is this bullshit new and different version of a thing I already know"
TacitusVigil: Or...OR...we could just stay East?
ujai321: we are not taking james this time
the_canuck_mystic: !findquote DOS
LRRbot: Quote #651: "Whatever you do, do NOT quit to DOS. We DON'T have DOS!" —Graham [2015-09-04]
Orichlepidopter: I've traveled the oregon trail... but I mostly ate a bunch of chips and listened to Welcome to Nightvale. Pretty true to form.
the_canuck_mystic: I was hoping it would return a different DOS quote
pwndnoob: cool kids play teachers
Thatwasademo: Doctor is Alternate Easy Mode
Blue_Anteater: @ThePerrBearr Me too! Thanks for the reminder of the name, it's been bugging me, XD
Thatwasademo: where you have $400 less but people don't die
noSmokeFire: choose Teacher and name yourself Jimmy Darksouls
NarishmaReborn: Teacher is kind of a hard mode for life
TheWarbo: Well "Final Bonus" is supposed to be "how useful are you in Oregon"
TStodden: The Proclaimers have nothing on the Oregon Trail.
ThePerrBearr: rip
Sannindi: 5x teachers.
Earthenone: teacher, all bullets
Sannindi: The only way to play.
noSmokeFire: Jimmy Darksouls
emberBecky: professor Turnip
TacitusVigil: Turnip Jr?
Pedantically: We gonna die.
accountmadeforants: Turnip Jr
Eklinaar: Teachers are the Dark Souls of America.
EJGRgunner: This resolution is suuuuoer fuzzy on mobile
Captain087: Try carpenter
Thatwasademo: here lies andy / peperoany and chease
Captain087: Try blacksmith
Yawnmon: Turned up
brainbosh: Turnup4wut
Stoffern: Those are some round eagles
Captain087: Or teacher
seantheman2: what a throwback
ReydienOnline: "And chat"
pwndnoob: turnerup? I hardly knew 'er!
noSmokeFire: Chat 2: Son of Chat
Isaac3567: So how many miles do we travel until we all fail and die?
Rhynerd: We’re all gonna die!
Theycallmejokke: We're helping!... again
seantheman2: how old is this game
Nigouki: 600 miles max
BolshajaSvinja: Turkeys in disguise
Orichlepidopter: I'm gettin me an ominous feelin' hrr chat...
UpstageJMC: Oh God we're gonna die!
noblevegas: katesRip Chat lrrBEEJ
tubby125: lots of dudes on these trips
tyrew0rm: chat is going to die first
brainbosh: Ben betrayed
accountmadeforants: Chat: Beyond Twitcherdome
Natedogg2: Please don't kill chat please.
Pteraspidomorphi: I'd probably take Ian
ArcOfTheConclave: Murica! Caw!
Redhot19: I played this one as a kid. it was so hard and I got so close to winning but never beat it
EOstby: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
Captain087: Make one called chat
TXC2: seantheman2 35 years old I think
Phosphatide: death comes for us all lrrSPOOP
Captain087: Yay!
TacitusVigil: Ben runs off with all our food, leaves us to starve at Boise. Kappa
Redhot19: it's Matt's store!!!
ReydienOnline: @seantheman2 original game came out in 1971
Earthenone: last time you ended with about 400 spare right? this is just new game +\
noSmokeFire: so bullets are worth it if each one gets you at least 2 pounds of food
user_with_name17: had 350 at the end?
MTGColorPie: That's because you bought food instead of hunting for it.
Mangledpixel: $400 in 1848 → $12,781.72 in 2018
NojhLivic: So this time buy less clothes and more bulolets
sealedboxofeternalmasters: Well, I guess I'm wasting my tuition if teachers are useless lrrAWW
ReydienOnline: deluxe edition came out in 1992
Huschel23: I think we need more bullets
Emergent_OS: We are in? Oh boy, I never wanted to go out like this...
seantheman2: @TXC2 really? I've seen the card game of this but I have not seen the original game. I'm glad I get to see this game
user_with_name17: take out a loan and head west
I_Am_Clockwork: more people is harder, but people give the most points
Mangledpixel: seantheman2 there's a card game of this? huh, the more you know
ReydienOnline: oh DUDE, there's an Orgeon Trail Card Game? that came out in 2016?
TXC2: seantheman2 yeah it's one of the oldest games
noSmokeFire: 420
TacitusVigil: I mean, he's trying to make money off us too, so of course he's trying to make us spend more...
I_Am_Clockwork: maximum score comes from having lots of healthy people
NarishmaReborn: less food, more bullets
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ArcOfTheConclave: 5 sets
Vanderhof: !sir
hunkajunk: 0 oxen, pull that cart yourself
user_with_name17: maybe hire on a hand for someone elses carvan?
ShortRound2099: budget cuts
MTGColorPie: Chat doesn't need lothing
Rhynerd: 3?
DarkNacht: You use Oxen in pairs
NojhLivic: 2 I believe
Mangledpixel: the original version of this was from the 70s, it was entirely text based
Captain087: Get less food more bullets
NojhLivic: 3 would leave you one "Spare" in case one dies.
kinkerbelle: @darknacht it's a spare
punchcardy: Bullets are cheap!
Captain087: Get way less food and loads more bullets
Creature_Comforts: lrrFRUMP 's general store
Rhynerd: Ditch an ox
sealedboxofeternalmasters: All of the Bullats? lrrGARBO
accountmadeforants: As I said before, Chat is fine without clothes. We ride in glorious bareness
CommiePuddin: It's Oregon Trail, not Call of Duty...
ego_stoned: bullets are cheaper in the long run
user_with_name17: I think badly
brainbosh: Not going to save any money for ferries?
TheWarbo: chat will just go nekkid
kinkerbelle: with the mouse!
Phosphatide: hooray we’re broke!
Huschel23: Do you need some money for services along the way?
sigma88: use the bullets to shoot to get more food
Duudeman1620: you need some money for river crossings
user_with_name17: I feel like I have seen this in stream before
ehManiacal: 4 oxen is a major risk
Captain087: Save some money cause trading is hell
seantheman2: @CommiePuddin definitely Oregon trail, not PUBG
Dragoknight101: Moar bullits
Nigouki: save $100 for emergencies
Captain087: You want extra is case you need anything
Dragoknight101: 600
Yawnmon: risk it for the biscut!
jtweedss: All food, and let’s walk the trail.
Pteraspidomorphi: Another axle?
Nigouki: 400lb of food and hunt the rest
NojhLivic: Save money for the road
Orichlepidopter: They used like 10 bullets last run...
Captain087: And save what's left
NojhLivic: You might need more spare parts
Lithobraker: save money for ferrying the rivers
user_with_name17: if things get bad just rob some fellow travelers
MTGColorPie: You paid for tolls and help
Captain087: You want some money
Captain087: Left
Rhynerd: Saving $20 could help.
The_Retired_Champion: save 20-50$
Captain087: Save money for streams
chicken_mike: you should only need like 3 bullet boxes
Orichlepidopter: @Lithobraker Banditry. I like the way you think
Yawnmon: 20 bucks is 20 bucks
jtweedss: We also traded clothing
TXC2: I think April is best
Rhynerd: Let’s leave on the third of may
ArcOfTheConclave: august. bad decisions run!
Lunareclipse123: We're going to Oregon! April Fool!
Captain087: Leave whichever is farthest from winter
tyrew0rm: change rations?
brainbosh: Ah yeah, this was the version I played.
Captain087: You are gonna do hunting
user_with_name17: that sir is macaroni
NojhLivic: Huh. Somehow I feel like this interface is less awesome compared to the OG
the_bananarchist: hey y'all, how're we doing? I caught the stomach bug that's been going around campus just in time for the start of costumed tech rehearsals for the play I'm in so that's good
user_with_name17: Paul is looking macaroni today
rybackgaming: Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination...
Rhynerd: We can hunt already?
TXC2: hope you get well soon the_bananarchist
Lithobraker: the_bananarchist you're just in time to catch dysentery on the Oregon trail! :D
caulderjof: Rationing already, and you only just started?
oyleslyck just subscribed with Twitch Prime. oyleslyck subscribed for 25 months in a row!
oyleslyck: Whoa - not OG Oregon Trail, but cool nonetheless
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, oyleslyck! (Today's storm count: 20)
Pteraspidomorphi: The map in this version actually seems lless useful
ShortRound2099: @the_bananarchist what play if you don't mind me asking? I hope you get well soon too!
the_bananarchist: thanks @TXC2 and @Lithobraker :)
user_with_name17: animated water
pwndnoob: always ford
the_bananarchist: @ShortRound2099 it's a play called Our Class
Nigouki: ferry
NojhLivic: Ferry
caulderjof: Not with a wagon.
user_with_name17: caulk
DerPilsner: caulk
NojhLivic: Ferry or caulk
Theycallmejokke: Ferry, pay to win
kinkerbelle: caulk
chicken_mike: caulk this one
Orichlepidopter: caulk
PandasAndPancakes: That sounds like a recipe for dead ox
Feltic: Alway ford, live dangerously
Rhynerd: Let’s Ferry.
Nigouki: inb4 ded
user_with_name17: imagine a 6 ft person fording a river, I think they would said to be swiming
jtweedss: Ford it
ShortRound2099: @the_bananarchist never heard of it but it sounds cool. I'm going to look it up
Natimus_prime: The bottom of the wagon is 3 feet off the ground, can't ford a river deeper than that
Mt_Storm: lrrSACK
Pedantically: Do not always ford. That should be a !badadvice
oyleslyck: Dat pause
ShortRound2099: lrrHORN
polaris415: hunt
Captain087: No ferry you really need money
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrSACK lrrCOW lrrHORN lrrGOAT
kinkerbelle: Hunt
Phosphatide: cock and float Kappa
NojhLivic: First try!
steelfox13: and ... shark!
morgoth_bauglyr: wait is this a new version?
the_bananarchist: it's a new english translation of a Polish play by Tadeusz Słobodzianek, loosely inspired by real events, about five Jews and five Catholic polish students in a class from 1920-2003 @ShortRound2099
Mysticman89: "new"
vegetalss4: Why don't we hunt?
user_with_name17: ui feels cluttered to me
Rhynerd: When will it be time to hunt?
Pedantically: You can ford that shit
Orichlepidopter: I don't know why all viideo games didn't adopt the windowed 4:1 aspect ratio as a standard
the_bananarchist: It's great but pretty heavy @ShortRound2099
Mysticman89: this is full on deluxe dos action.
oyleslyck: LUL
pwndnoob: lol
Theycallmejokke: :D
ThePerrBearr: rip
morgoth_bauglyr: james....
PandasAndPancakes: RIP
sealedboxofeternalmasters: ford it. you can do it
polaris415: rip
Feltic: lrrGREED lrrGREED
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