TehAmelie: so far James has had two fevers and survived cholera. he's either lucky or unlucky. . .
CFSBrawl: @TacitusVigil lol
OmnipotentTrevor: Still have plenty of bullets
baconshaman: change rations
ujai321: maybe increase the pace again?
kinkerbelle: you have 900 bullets to hunting
Toshar: change food rations
TacitusVigil: @CFSBrawl We had the same thought :D
Thatwasademo: 20 whole pounds of wild berries?
Rhynerd: We also have plenty of money still, right?
Thatwasademo: that's actually kind of a lot
punchcardy: Use the bullets!
NojhLivic: If they reduce rations, James will probably die
Noy2222: Cool fort, bro
MechaKuuga: I don't remember the Oxen being so... vein-y
Toshar: @nojhlivic worth the risk!
TXC2: 1400 lbs
TacitusVigil: Oh yeah, the handcarts are super famous in the Mormon migration.
user_with_name17: 500 lbs
ArcOfTheConclave: 600 pounds is my vote
NojhLivic: Toshar: touche!
Rhynerd: At least 400
tubby125: don't forget wagon repair stuff...
fiftymcnasty: Hunting works, but is slow
pwndnoob: so how many grandfather clocks you bring?
MTGColorPie: One Christmas my Dad played OT with myself and my brother. We had played it in school so we, obviously, let him take charge. He stopped everyday checking everything and if anyone was not perfect health we rested. We barely made it before winter. I think it was one of the only times my dad played a video game.
Angnor33: Just hunt
TehAmelie: if you ask for a "metric ton" they'll probably shoot you for witchcraft
Thatwasademo: we could maybe buy a wagon part
Thatwasademo: we lost an axle
fiftymcnasty: get another axel
TXC2: by a wheel
arcbound_roomba: If you aren't going to eat those tasty bullets, at least hunt with them, gawd
emberBecky: maybe an axel
noSmokeFire: another axel?
the_canuck_mystic: Do you have enough tongues?
pencilsnake: get another axel
the_canuck_mystic: I don't know what a tongue is
Mangledpixel: $200 in 1848 → $6,390.86 in 2018
the_canuck_mystic: But I would worry if someone was trying to sell me one.
Rhynerd: Apparently tongues are the supports?
Lithobraker: Is there a Donner Party mod for the oregon trail?
MechaKuuga: is it AXLE or AXEL?
Rhynerd: axl
pencilsnake: axl
morgoth_bauglyr: james pls
ujai321: goddam james
accountmadeforants: Double Cholera!
TehAmelie: the exchange rate is a little over 30:1, i think we remember that now
wench_tacular: again?
Barb4rian: lol
noSmokeFire: stop LICKING things
Noy2222: Dammit James!
TacitusVigil: We should clip this.
brainbosh: God, a wagon was JUST as expensive as a car is now.
pencilsnake: #blamejames
TXC2: #BlameJames
Rhynerd: Poor James.
Sannindi: "James has cholera. Again."
GenghisAres: James "Cholera Boy" Turner
Angnor33: Stop getting Cholera James!
Toshar: got it memorized?
pwndnoob: these 182 miles are where someone always dies
Pteraspidomorphi: It was only a mild fever
RedGriffin42: you should probably get that looked at James
Thatwasademo: james, stop licking things
TheOtherTrevor: the tongue is what connects the wagon to the ox
the_canuck_mystic: I told you to get more tongue!
Aarek: I believe the wagon tongue is the wooden thing that goes between the oxen
DarkNacht: James stop drinking the shit water!!!
DartAgain: is there a reason to not try to repair broken stuff?
Uzumaki15: damn James you unhealthy
NojhLivic: Hunt while it's warm?
MechaKuuga: Isn't Cholera a newborn sickness
CommiePuddin: You need to fire your navigator
accountmadeforants: James, eat shit is an insult, not a suggestion.
kinkerbelle: @dartagain it takes time
pencilsnake: is just me or does it look like that ox has a stick up its ass>
RedGriffin42: hide in a bush?
brainbosh: Better to hunt when you can, not all areas have animals to hunt
Aarek: Bear bear bear bear
emberBecky: mechakuuga I think you're thinking colic
TXC2: MechaKuuga no, anyone can get it, you're probably thinking of colic
user_with_name17: hunting is only net 85 lbs because it costs a day which is 15 lbs of food?
Phosphatide: i guess james is the navigator and he’s all loopy from bring so sick
Rhynerd: @mechakuuga newborn as in new to the world or more common for newborns?
Lithobraker: MechaKuuga no, it's a gastro-intestinal disease
TheOtherTrevor: but what if it was a skinny bear
MechaKuuga: Okay
Akchipman: My joining stream ad was intended for an audiance that grew up in the 80's. Now I feel young.
Theycallmejokke: July 24
pencilsnake: what if it was bear grills
GenghisAres: @MechaKuuga You may be thinking of Colic
NojhLivic: Hunting takes a day
tubby125: up the pace?
ReydienOnline: yeah, it takes a day
slagyo: Will the bear attack?
MechaKuuga: Thanks chat
rocketjohn: bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN bear lrrHORN
ArcOfTheConclave: leave
Rhynerd: We have more than we can carry now anyways, right
Aarek: you waste bullets shooting over the limit
Thatwasademo: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #3653: "Wait, is your cape LOAD-BEARING?!" —Ian, to Cori [2016-11-23]
Rhynerd: How much meat is a bear?
Lithobraker: Cholera's actually really interesting! The bacteria that causes is is only pathogenic after it's been infected by two specific bacteriophages in succession!
ZachtlyAsIntended: @Rhynerd Bearly any
pencilsnake: @rocketjohn just imagine that in serge's voice
brainbosh: Could also change your portions down from filling.
ujai321: nice river.
MTGColorPie: Be like Evil Keneval, Jump it!
pencilsnake: FORD IT
MechaKuuga: 2
jtweedss: Uh oh more water more cholera
Rhynerd: @zachtlyasintended doh ho ho ho
pwndnoob: the snake is beautiful btw
mogling: Hey i live by the snake
wench_tacular: hire magic indian
RogueLink: Did they start with the Banker?
noSmokeFire: "yeah, man, there's a bridge right over here"
accountmadeforants: Wait, maybe the river will evaporate
Charlemandias: Support your local community
laozi3: FORD
TheWarbo: Windmill slam "get someone else to do it" always
TacitusVigil: James will go naked.
OmnipotentTrevor: Wasting meat hunting is in flavor for the settlers, I think.
TehAmelie: that's cheap for a pilot
0x6772: Make sure you give him the cholera-infested clothing to remain historically accurate.
Noy2222: Is the Indian using magic?
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NojhLivic: Ouch
user_with_name17: old pictures of the Columbia are amazing, before Grand Collie dam.
MechaKuuga: RIP food
Thatwasademo: we're fine
TXC2: SUB HYPE 13
DarkNacht: There are not guarantees on the trail
NojhLivic: Hunting time
GallowsCat: gonna hafta up the pace
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
ujai321: can you reduce how much food you eat a day?
NojhLivic: And upping the pace
ArcOfTheConclave: change rations?
wench_tacular: pick up the pace
TehAmelie: summer is almost over too
pencilsnake: careful not to go too fast in hot weather, don't want fever
MechaKuuga: What did they set the Food Rations at?
Thatwasademo: we've been at filling all game
NojhLivic: They're at filling
Captain087: Change rations and hunt
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jtweedss: Hunt
Temperature_Droplet: how come the migrants are so rich?
NojhLivic: James is going to die on meager and strenuous I bet.
pencilsnake: they literally sold everything they had
Earthenone: never skip gun day
TXC2: we're a banker
NojhLivic: Temperature_Droplet They were bankers in the east
brainbosh: HUNT GRASS
MechaKuuga: EAT HIM
TehAmelie: for some reason our rich banker family decided to move to Oregon
user_with_name17: eat it
thechargingbadger: EAT HIM
Noy2222: Shoot the oxen
pencilsnake: EAT JAMES
Rhynerd: Guess the oxen’s food now.
accountmadeforants: @Temperature_Droplet They're a banker. Probably going to buy the whole state.
NojhLivic: No ox left behind! Eat it!
noSmokeFire: how is there heavy fog in a dessert
ujai321: nice cow.
noSmokeFire: chat gave birth to a child
Thatwasademo: inadequate grass makes it more likely for oxen to get hurt, I think?
user_with_name17: eventual capital of Idaho
brainbosh: Inadequate grass is most of the US now.
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NojhLivic: Thatwasademo Yeah
pencilsnake: desert fog, just the sun farting
ArcOfTheConclave: more food
TXC2: SUB HYPE 15
thechargingbadger: We'd have eaten James at this point if we weren't concerned about getting his illnesses
ReydienOnline: On top of old smooookeyyyy....
GenghisAres: "No Susie, you can't feed your brother to the cow"
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
the_canuck_mystic: How do you make money here?
MechaKuuga: food is cheaper here, right?
Thatwasademo: You don't.
ZachtlyAsIntended: @the_canuck_mystic my don't
ujai321: are the prices random, or do they just go up every time?
ZachtlyAsIntended: you*
Noy2222: Buy tongues
TacitusVigil: "We will take 300 of your finest tacos, sir"
NojhLivic: You can trade for money, sometimes
Phosphatide: food goes up steadily
Thatwasademo: You just start with some money based on the class you pick
TheWarbo: I think we have 21 days of food currently which is why the "oh no will we make it" is kinda funny
TheWarbo: make it to the fort, I meant
Captain087: Maybe change pace I bet that is why you got lost
TacitusVigil: Wait, who is Aunt Rebecca? She didn't come with us!
NojhLivic: TheWarbo We're bankers, our standards for surviving are different from normal people :)
MechaKuuga: OH NO SERGE
thechargingbadger: These old timey GPS suck
CommiePuddin: There really was a snake in his boot...
wench_tacular: harsh
Aarek: sergeHolyMoly
BasilBrushOff: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
NojhLivic: STOP EVERYTHING< SERGE IS HURT!
MechaKuuga: EAT SERGE
user_with_name17: watch it fester?
RassilonDND: rest for a month serge is hurt!
arcbound_roomba: Serge has just been sitting in the back of the wagon, eating his bear meat
pwndnoob: hunting in snake territory, tsktsk
TacitusVigil: Serge got bit in the leg, so we must cut off the leg.
TheWarbo: wait is that cactus in Boise?
Captain087: @nojhlivic when you talk you talk to random people when
TehAmelie: Serge just has to stop drinking coffee to keep the poison from spreading
the_canuck_mystic: Can the bears hurt you?
kinkerbelle: that's it we're good
CorvusReborn: If The Chat dies is game, does that mean we must stop talking?
punchcardy: Move to better field of fire
Yawnmon: snek
PyronicEX: which prequel to Red Dead Redemption 2 is this?
Thatwasademo: deer is only like 55 pounds
Noy2222: We're eating squirrel tonight!
TacitusVigil: @TehAmelie He'd be alive...but would he really be living? Kappa
steelfox13: Serge is hopped up on coffee and he's actually pulling the wagon.
TXC2: damnit, I leave for one moment and Serge get hurt
accountmadeforants: Oh baby, a triple!
Akchipman: To quote FE: Awakening, "Couldn't you have shot an animal that NORMAL people eat for once?"
Captain087: Also definitely hunt now because hunting is worse later in I think
TehAmelie: well that's gonna slow us down
fiftymcnasty: You should rest
rocketjohn: time to rest
TheWarbo: maybe a less strenuous pace
mastershake29x: oh no paul
NojhLivic: Time to slow the pace
Earthenone: instructions unclear, cut off the wrong leg
Pusherman555: how goes the dysentery?
noSmokeFire: stenuous pace + poor food and bad conditions is probably what's hurting you
Toshar: up rations
MechaKuuga: James keeps drinking downstream of the toilet area of the river
Thatwasademo: Now if only it had been Serge that had the broken leg, we'd be in DB Canon
Phosphatide: James “Cholera” Turner
Hugh_Munculus: Pave the save!
DarkNacht: rest for 1 year
Captain087: You need to rest for a while
the_canuck_mystic: what happens if you attempt to trade?
thechargingbadger: Eat Paul
rocketjohn: be less strenuous in hot weather
EOstby: Also, maybe change the pace?
user_with_name17: I broke my leg, so lets have a party?
DarkNacht: Just slow pase
TacitusVigil: Wake me up when September ends?
noblevegas: Teh Pual is borked?! Oh Noes! lrrFRUMP
wench_tacular: yeah, that's long enough to cure a broken leg
the_canuck_mystic: I suspect that water is important.
TXC2: !findquote talk
LRRbot: Quote #2957: "That's how this religion works, right? You talk to books?" —Alex [2016-07-13]
accountmadeforants: James is a cathode for disease
ReydienOnline: you should be able to see it from 12 miles away
thechargingbadger: Yep thems blue
BasilBrushOff: Did Bob Ross make this game?
Sannindi: Those sure are some blue mountains.
Isaac3567: @the_canuck_mystic Water and grass notes dont matter at all as far as I remember
pwndnoob: blue mountains are gorgeous btw
Rhynerd: That’s quite the blue on them there mountains.
Nightvalien28: to be fair james, you did lose a mountain at one point when playing minecraft
the_canuck_mystic: @Isaac3567 that sounds annoying.
Captain087: @the_canuck_mystic when you trade you are given a random offer from a stranger, you have no control over the offered trade and it takes a day and doesn't involve money. Ex you could be offering 2 clothes for an on
TheWarbo: Turns out, when you're in the Rockies "I can see that mountain over there" is not the same as "I understand how to navigate an ox wagon over there"
thechargingbadger: Is an overlander above a highlander?
TacitusVigil: There can be only...dozens?
Pedantically: The RNG in this game is like the cruelest DM ever....
Theycallmejokke: The Dalles
Noy2222: Go south to Vegas
pwndnoob: never walla walla
TXC2: we love you, Walla walla Washington
Theycallmejokke: Score!
wench_tacular: this is pubg
TheWarbo: loot the dead!
thechargingbadger: Free stuff!
TacitusVigil: Also we found some corpses.
kinkerbelle: they don't need it anymore
eramore: !findquote dale
LRRbot: Quote #4732: "Dale looks happy, that means I'm not happy." —Kathleen [2018-03-05]
MTGColorPie: @TXC2 I know that reference.
Rhynerd: The stream just froze for me.
noSmokeFire: huh. stream is frozen for me.
Theycallmejokke: Same
jtweedss: Frozen
tyrew0rm: rip stream?
user_with_name17: chat goes and stream has stopped
DevInsanity: Oh good. Not just me then
rocketjohn: same
ujai321: yup, frozen
tubby125: yup
SirAndroid: Stream broke
thechargingbadger: Steam got dysentery
ExitPursuedByABear: frozed
laozi3: shit
Waffle_fortress: lrrPICNIC
sprawler13: Same
vorropohaiah: same
AnjaZeta: ditto
emberBecky: I think we lost stream
Frankenfruity: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
brainbosh: lrrFINE
Stoffern: panicBasket
Iraeda: i think twitch died of dysentry?
DiscordianTokkan: I thought they were REALLY mulling over the abandoned wagon
Kuszaky: F
Pedantically: Mine too. Even turning Low Latency off didn't fix it
SaiyaOrigaia: same, did the stream die of dysentry?
TacitusVigil: [Paul and James never did make it to Oregon]
Angnor33: Straem frozen?
rocketjohn: stream b0rked
Earthenone: welp
weenierotini: it was back for 1 second and died rip
noblevegas: @Noy2222 sorry, Vegas doesn't really exist yet...
punchcardy: Reload stream works
TheManaLeek: lrrFINE
Thatwasademo: it's back
DartAgain: nice
vegetalss4: Oh I thought that was just me.
BasilBrushOff: "Wrong stream, lose three days"
Mangledpixel: twiiiiiitch!
Phosphatide: oh i thought it was my internet since i’m at school
DarkNacht: They fell into the Columbia
ChakatLunar: RIP
SirAndroid: Good now
Charlemandias: not nice
Captain087: Stream broken oh noes
ujai321: stream has dissentry and died
I_Am_Clockwork: *shakes fist at the heavens* TWIIIIIITCH!
noblevegas: katesRip Stream
IAmRileyPM: bye stream!!
Mowdownjoe: panicBasket panicBasket
MechaKuuga: TPK
rocketjohn: maybe they are playing this DVD on a ps3
Mt_Storm: Stream has broken an axel
Earthenone: the abandonded wagon was ours
TXC2: nope we're dead
Theycallmejokke: Hmm, back to normal again
Noy2222: An abandon wagon?
The_Retired_Champion: Nooooooooooo
the_canuck_mystic: James' cholera got worse :(
ReydienOnline: [Stream has suffered a gimp internet connection]
LoadingReadyRun: try refresh
CrazymattCaptain: oh that was weird. it popped back for "nice" and then went down fully.
Orichlepidopter: "Would you like to repair Stream?"
Waffle_fortress: ded
punchcardy: Op no borked
TacitusVigil: Refresh or restart the stream
ExitPursuedByABear: that wagon stole our frames
TheManaLeek: Abandoned wagon closed the time loop of us dying
user_with_name17: at first I was thinking they were really pondering the items they picked up
Admiralmatt: panicBasket
The_Quiet_Alestain: mostly dead stream
Yawnmon: f
vorropohaiah: they have died of dysentery
CobaltShurikenReborn: f
BasilBrushOff: F
MechaKuuga: Refresh does NOTHING
ranger0: F
MTGColorPie: Finding a broken wagon, breaks the stream.
hockeygoaliechris: f
the_canuck_mystic: f
ReydienOnline: refresh says the stream is offline
weenierotini: refresh no worky
Orichlepidopter: f
sealedboxofeternalmasters: f
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL refresh
theneatestburrito: f
Pedantically: Refreshed - is more dead than before. :(
laozi3: f
jtweedss: Refresh broke me
ReydienOnline: there it is now
I_Am_Clockwork: we're back!
Earthenone: there we go
Frankenfruity: panicBasket
ChakatLunar: lrrSIGNAL
rocketjohn: you're back live
weenierotini: back woop
The_Retired_Champion: Back
TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
Thatwasademo: ok we're back for real now?
the_canuck_mystic: You're back!
Mangledpixel: back!
DarkNacht: working again
Isaac3567: Still showing ass offline... aaaand we back
Pedantically: Oh wait. It lives?
CobaltShurikenReborn: oh hello
theneatestburrito: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Admiralmatt: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
The_Quiet_Alestain: There we are again
rocketjohn: breifly
Earthenone: and gone again
IAmRileyPM: back
tubby125: you are now being haunted by the members of the wagon you looted
noSmokeFire: and we're gone again
Theycallmejokke: Well now we're here
ReydienOnline: and offline
mrsarkhan: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
ExitPursuedByABear: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
rocketjohn: and now you're gone again
weenierotini: never mind
emberBecky: oop back online for a sec then off again
Stoffern: panicBasket
Waffle_fortress: we were back briefly
I_Am_Clockwork: and we're gone again
sprawler13: Praise the sun!
the_canuck_mystic: offline again
Mt_Storm: Back and gone
Toshar: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TStodden: lrrSIGNAL
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Huschel23: That's 21 months of cholera. If James can do it, so can I.
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Mangledpixel: or not
TheWarbo: while I'm hearing it over and over, IIRC the locals here use a short "a" in "the Dalles"
tyrew0rm: stream back, thend ied again
rjhmtg: gone again
MikaelFoxy: AANNNND it gone...
vegetalss4: something seemed to have happened
ReydienOnline: the stream came back online just long enough for paul to say "I wonder what the hell THAT is" and went down again
DarkNacht: not working again
user_with_name17: dead
Charlemandias: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
steelfox13: What happened to the abandoned wagon?
Jeezy56: well I guess it's time to make dinner
ExitPursuedByABear: nooooo
forlornhope22: lrrSIGNAL lrrFRUMP
The_Retired_Champion: noooooo the stream has Cholera
Cepsys: well, I'm still here
TheOtherTrevor: Clearly they all drowned in the Dalles
accountmadeforants: Welp, stream got dysentery
MikaelFoxy: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TacitusVigil: Chat tried to ford the stream. The stream died. lrrBEEJ
user_with_name17: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
ChakatLunar: welp, lrrHERE
Pedantically: I....am stuck in a time loop?
OnTheSamePaige: rooScared
TStodden: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
the_canuck_mystic: lrrFRUMP lrrAWW
hockeygoaliechris: rip again
Rhynerd: Today’s a bad day for streaming Oregon trail, it seems.
MechaKuuga: Paul: I wonder what that is- *stream cuts out*
rocketjohn: and back
laozi3: F
Earthenone: back?
ChakatLunar: Take 3?
EOstby: Back?
Mt_Storm: Back
I_Am_Clockwork: back
emberBecky: back again maybe...
DiscordianTokkan: Back again!
the_canuck_mystic: lrrHEART lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
tyrew0rm: back?
rocketjohn: and gone again
TXC2: and back again
MikaelFoxy: lrrAWESOME Its back! lrrAWESOME
pwndnoob: LETS GO, ITS FLOATING TIME
punchcardy: lrrHERE
the_canuck_mystic: Back!
rjhmtg: 3 times the charm
Theycallmejokke: yeah!
theneatestburrito: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
azureHaights: I just hear "the Dallas" and imagine one of them getting injured in a hunting accident and being all "AUUGH i NEED a MEDIC bag"
The_Quiet_Alestain: Seems to be fine?
TheAinMAP: katesAir
rocketjohn: and back
ChakatLunar: There we go, seems good~
TacitusVigil: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
sprawler13: Back
TXC2: LIVE! From Portland!
user_with_name17: but what is cracking corn?
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jk83: wait this isnt magic, but it is good stuff
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rybackgaming: Take that you stupid corn...
TXC2: SUB HYPE 17
CorvusReborn: So you're communicating with us in the past, from the future?
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Thatwasademo: I don't think we care one bit whether anyone cracked corn
TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
TheOtherTrevor: Twitch integration for the Oregon Trail. Turns out there was no internet in 1848: Stream over
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL back
punchcardy: I don’t care! About your cracked corn!
The_Retired_Champion: @LoadingReadyRun does that mean you're Live from Oregon so anything can happen?
UncannyJimjams: I wish people cared that I cracked corn...
Pedantically: I feel like information traveling at the speed of light MIGHT make the trip across the Oregon Trail a LITTLE faster than a horse-drawn wagon....
pwndnoob: you always float piss off scum
punchcardy: FLOAT
Thatwasademo: you don't need to eat while floating anyway
ujai321: change the rations?
pwndnoob: no
Apreche: RIVER
TheWarbo: we're pretty close to "raft the columbia" time
TheWarbo: NOOOOOO
Thatwasademo: oooor we could starve
MTGColorPie: Boooo
Apreche: NOOOO
TheWarbo: RAFFFTTTTTTTT
pwndnoob: you missed the best part of the game!
punchcardy: BOOKOOOOO
Thatwasademo: the river is the best part
user_with_name17: floating is the only other game mechanic
TacitusVigil: The fruit tastes like burning!
Zanaide: And I thought tolls were expensive NOW. What the eff.
punchcardy: River best mini game.
TheWarbo: yeah "raft the river" is the reward for playing the game
drcanonball: am i the only one who is getting an error in lrr schedule page
NojhLivic: Raft the river is the best part
Theycallmejokke: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Noy2222: You missed the bug splat
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mysticman89: Is this sufficiently not-DB for you?
TheAinMAP: katesChicken
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Frankenfruity: Thirty-three? Oh, well, I guess... I pull my collar up and face the cold... on my own.
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TXC2: drcanonball web site is down, ashton is fixing it
pwndnoob: didn't bring a grandfather clock, what pansies
Iraeda: thats a lot of bullets
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Iraeda: its oregon trail not ZOMBIE trail
TXC2: SUB HYPE 18
Aarek: lrrHORN benginTry lrrHORN
Thatwasademo: well, the bullets would have been a good investment if you actually hunted to get the food you needed
vegetalss4: So you can shoot up Oregon?
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
NarishmaReborn: look at all that cash leftover
forlornhope22: you were suppoesed to just hunt for the entire class
MechaKuuga: Chat is part of the NRA
Countzeroor: The game doesn't quite capture just how rough the terrain was on the Barlow road - there are chunks which are basically going down nearly sheer cliffs.
Thatwasademo: most of chat's strategy is probably raise pace and leave rations on filling and hunt
accountmadeforants: We bought those bullets to fire Sasha for... twelve seconds
TacitusVigil: Banker is easier.
TXC2: MechaKuuga easy now
Angnor33: @Iraeda Zombie Trail could be a good game...
NojhLivic: You were supposed to hunt more!
wench_tacular: not easy for james
TStodden: There is ORGAN TRAIL..
0x6772: Yeah, banker is easy mode.
GenghisAres: You were gonna open up an Ammo Shop in Oregon obviously
forlornhope22: banker is easy mode.
noSmokeFire: think of how many times james had dysentery
user_with_name17: banker is easy mode
Thatwasademo: I think it might be time to go to El Dorado
TStodden: Banker is consider "Easy"
Yawnmon: banker is easy difficulty
DarkNacht: later games are harder
tubby125: party50 new challenge: only hunt rabbits on the next trip
ScR3w_Lo0s3: Death road to canada now? LUL
WolfAmulet: Turnipe, not Turnit. Its like you don't even care...
Captain087: Banker is easy mode
I_Am_Clockwork: Amazon trail?
user_with_name17: I have never played this game as an adult. I suppose there is some min/max for the score
I_Am_Clockwork: Amazon trail was the bomb
Mowdownjoe: I remember the Windows version was interesting.
the_canuck_mystic: Obviously do it for mac.
Toshar: what about organ trail?
kinkerbelle: i never understood amazon trail
the_canuck_mystic: Mac, the hardcore gamer platform.
hunkajunk: I tried playing Yukon trail the other day. But I forgot to buy all the food and got turned back so I was sad.
Iraeda: not playing commodore 64 version on LRL shame
laozi3: seconding organ trail
Sannindi: Fancy.
DarkNacht: Play Oregon Trail II
CobaltShurikenReborn: organ trail is good! its zombie themed!
Theycallmejokke: Oooh fancy pantcy
Captain087: Banker is the simplest. Otherwise end up trading for days and hunting forever. Then you get caught in winter
TheWarbo: oh right the first-person hunting nonsense
Natedogg2: This is the version that I remember.
noSmokeFire: we've got a snake and everything
0x6772: Hey, Country Death Song.
TXC2: Animations? Decadent!
Thatwasademo: hi eXo
ArcOfTheConclave: I remember this version!
kinkerbelle: oh this is the one I know
user_with_name17: the view from Canada looking south at the trial. Already this game is wierd
MechaKuuga: LUL Quit to DOS
noSmokeFire: I like the C:> makes kind of a weird mouse
UncannyJimjams: this is the one I had as a kid
ThePerrBearr: never had Oregon trail. growing up i had Yukon Trail
Mt_Storm: !findquote DOS
LRRbot: Quote #651: "Whatever you do, do NOT quit to DOS. We DON'T have DOS!" —Graham [2015-09-04]
TheWarbo: This version is my first feeling of "What is this bullshit new and different version of a thing I already know"
TacitusVigil: Or...OR...we could just stay East?
ujai321: we are not taking james this time
the_canuck_mystic: !findquote DOS
LRRbot: Quote #651: "Whatever you do, do NOT quit to DOS. We DON'T have DOS!" —Graham [2015-09-04]
Orichlepidopter: I've traveled the oregon trail... but I mostly ate a bunch of chips and listened to Welcome to Nightvale. Pretty true to form.
the_canuck_mystic: I was hoping it would return a different DOS quote
pwndnoob: cool kids play teachers
Thatwasademo: Doctor is Alternate Easy Mode
Blue_Anteater: @ThePerrBearr Me too! Thanks for the reminder of the name, it's been bugging me, XD
Thatwasademo: where you have $400 less but people don't die
noSmokeFire: choose Teacher and name yourself Jimmy Darksouls
NarishmaReborn: Teacher is kind of a hard mode for life
TheWarbo: Well "Final Bonus" is supposed to be "how useful are you in Oregon"
TStodden: The Proclaimers have nothing on the Oregon Trail.
ThePerrBearr: rip
Sannindi: 5x teachers.
Earthenone: teacher, all bullets
Sannindi: The only way to play.
noSmokeFire: Jimmy Darksouls
emberBecky: professor Turnip
TacitusVigil: Turnip Jr?
Pedantically: We gonna die.
accountmadeforants: Turnip Jr
Eklinaar: Teachers are the Dark Souls of America.
EJGRgunner: This resolution is suuuuoer fuzzy on mobile
Captain087: Try carpenter
Thatwasademo: here lies andy / peperoany and chease
Captain087: Try blacksmith
Yawnmon: Turned up
brainbosh: Turnup4wut
Stoffern: Those are some round eagles
Captain087: Or teacher
seantheman2: what a throwback
ReydienOnline: "And chat"
pwndnoob: turnerup? I hardly knew 'er!
noSmokeFire: Chat 2: Son of Chat
Isaac3567: So how many miles do we travel until we all fail and die?
Rhynerd: We’re all gonna die!
Theycallmejokke: We're helping!... again
seantheman2: how old is this game
Nigouki: 600 miles max
BolshajaSvinja: Turkeys in disguise
Orichlepidopter: I'm gettin me an ominous feelin' hrr chat...
UpstageJMC: Oh God we're gonna die!
noblevegas: katesRip Chat lrrBEEJ
tubby125: lots of dudes on these trips
tyrew0rm: chat is going to die first
brainbosh: Ben betrayed
accountmadeforants: Chat: Beyond Twitcherdome
Natedogg2: Please don't kill chat please.
Pteraspidomorphi: I'd probably take Ian
ArcOfTheConclave: Murica! Caw!
Redhot19: I played this one as a kid. it was so hard and I got so close to winning but never beat it
EOstby: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
Captain087: Make one called chat
TXC2: seantheman2 35 years old I think
Phosphatide: death comes for us all lrrSPOOP
Captain087: Yay!
TacitusVigil: Ben runs off with all our food, leaves us to starve at Boise. Kappa
Redhot19: it's Matt's store!!!
ReydienOnline: @seantheman2 original game came out in 1971
Earthenone: last time you ended with about 400 spare right? this is just new game +\
noSmokeFire: so bullets are worth it if each one gets you at least 2 pounds of food
user_with_name17: had 350 at the end?
MTGColorPie: That's because you bought food instead of hunting for it.
Mangledpixel: $400 in 1848 → $12,781.72 in 2018
NojhLivic: So this time buy less clothes and more bulolets
sealedboxofeternalmasters: Well, I guess I'm wasting my tuition if teachers are useless lrrAWW
ReydienOnline: deluxe edition came out in 1992
Huschel23: I think we need more bullets
Emergent_OS: We are in? Oh boy, I never wanted to go out like this...
seantheman2: @TXC2 really? I've seen the card game of this but I have not seen the original game. I'm glad I get to see this game
user_with_name17: take out a loan and head west
I_Am_Clockwork: more people is harder, but people give the most points
Mangledpixel: seantheman2 there's a card game of this? huh, the more you know
ReydienOnline: oh DUDE, there's an Orgeon Trail Card Game? that came out in 2016?
TXC2: seantheman2 yeah it's one of the oldest games
noSmokeFire: 420
TacitusVigil: I mean, he's trying to make money off us too, so of course he's trying to make us spend more...
I_Am_Clockwork: maximum score comes from having lots of healthy people
NarishmaReborn: less food, more bullets
Didero just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Didero subscribed for 14 months in a row!
Didero: Thanks for showing us why Americans keep going on about this game. Also, thanks for everything else
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TXC2: SUB HYPE 19
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
ArcOfTheConclave: 5 sets
Vanderhof: !sir
hunkajunk: 0 oxen, pull that cart yourself
user_with_name17: maybe hire on a hand for someone elses carvan?
ShortRound2099: budget cuts
MTGColorPie: Chat doesn't need lothing
Rhynerd: 3?
DarkNacht: You use Oxen in pairs
NojhLivic: 2 I believe
Mangledpixel: the original version of this was from the 70s, it was entirely text based
Captain087: Get less food more bullets
NojhLivic: 3 would leave you one "Spare" in case one dies.
kinkerbelle: @darknacht it's a spare
punchcardy: Bullets are cheap!
Captain087: Get way less food and loads more bullets
Creature_Comforts: lrrFRUMP 's general store
Rhynerd: Ditch an ox
sealedboxofeternalmasters: All of the Bullats? lrrGARBO
accountmadeforants: As I said before, Chat is fine without clothes. We ride in glorious bareness
CommiePuddin: It's Oregon Trail, not Call of Duty...
ego_stoned: bullets are cheaper in the long run
user_with_name17: I think badly
brainbosh: Not going to save any money for ferries?
TheWarbo: chat will just go nekkid
kinkerbelle: with the mouse!
Phosphatide: hooray we’re broke!
Huschel23: Do you need some money for services along the way?
sigma88: use the bullets to shoot to get more food
Duudeman1620: you need some money for river crossings
user_with_name17: I feel like I have seen this in stream before
ehManiacal: 4 oxen is a major risk
Captain087: Save some money cause trading is hell
seantheman2: @CommiePuddin definitely Oregon trail, not PUBG
Dragoknight101: Moar bullits
Nigouki: save $100 for emergencies
Captain087: You want extra is case you need anything
Dragoknight101: 600
Yawnmon: risk it for the biscut!
jtweedss: All food, and let’s walk the trail.
Pteraspidomorphi: Another axle?
Nigouki: 400lb of food and hunt the rest
NojhLivic: Save money for the road
Orichlepidopter: They used like 10 bullets last run...
Captain087: And save what's left
NojhLivic: You might need more spare parts
Lithobraker: save money for ferrying the rivers
user_with_name17: if things get bad just rob some fellow travelers
MTGColorPie: You paid for tolls and help
Captain087: You want some money
Captain087: Left
Rhynerd: Saving $20 could help.
The_Retired_Champion: save 20-50$
Captain087: Save money for streams
chicken_mike: you should only need like 3 bullet boxes
Orichlepidopter: @Lithobraker Banditry. I like the way you think
Yawnmon: 20 bucks is 20 bucks
jtweedss: We also traded clothing
TXC2: I think April is best
Rhynerd: Let’s leave on the third of may
ArcOfTheConclave: august. bad decisions run!
Lunareclipse123: We're going to Oregon! April Fool!
Captain087: Leave whichever is farthest from winter
tyrew0rm: change rations?
brainbosh: Ah yeah, this was the version I played.
Captain087: You are gonna do hunting
user_with_name17: that sir is macaroni
NojhLivic: Huh. Somehow I feel like this interface is less awesome compared to the OG
the_bananarchist: hey y'all, how're we doing? I caught the stomach bug that's been going around campus just in time for the start of costumed tech rehearsals for the play I'm in so that's good
user_with_name17: Paul is looking macaroni today
rybackgaming: Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination...
Rhynerd: We can hunt already?
TXC2: hope you get well soon the_bananarchist
Lithobraker: the_bananarchist you're just in time to catch dysentery on the Oregon trail! :D
caulderjof: Rationing already, and you only just started?
oyleslyck just subscribed with Twitch Prime. oyleslyck subscribed for 25 months in a row!
oyleslyck: Whoa - not OG Oregon Trail, but cool nonetheless
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Pteraspidomorphi: The map in this version actually seems lless useful
ShortRound2099: @the_bananarchist what play if you don't mind me asking? I hope you get well soon too!
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
the_bananarchist: thanks @TXC2 and @Lithobraker :)
user_with_name17: animated water
pwndnoob: always ford
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
the_bananarchist: @ShortRound2099 it's a play called Our Class
Nigouki: ferry
NojhLivic: Ferry
caulderjof: Not with a wagon.
user_with_name17: caulk
DerPilsner: caulk
NojhLivic: Ferry or caulk
Theycallmejokke: Ferry, pay to win
kinkerbelle: caulk
chicken_mike: caulk this one
Orichlepidopter: caulk
PandasAndPancakes: That sounds like a recipe for dead ox
Feltic: Alway ford, live dangerously
Rhynerd: Let’s Ferry.
Nigouki: inb4 ded
user_with_name17: imagine a 6 ft person fording a river, I think they would said to be swiming
jtweedss: Ford it
ShortRound2099: @the_bananarchist never heard of it but it sounds cool. I'm going to look it up
Natimus_prime: The bottom of the wagon is 3 feet off the ground, can't ford a river deeper than that
Mt_Storm: lrrSACK
Pedantically: Do not always ford. That should be a !badadvice
oyleslyck: Dat pause
ShortRound2099: lrrHORN
polaris415: hunt
Captain087: No ferry you really need money
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrSACK lrrCOW lrrHORN lrrGOAT
kinkerbelle: Hunt
Phosphatide: cock and float Kappa
NojhLivic: First try!
steelfox13: and ... shark!
morgoth_bauglyr: wait is this a new version?
the_bananarchist: it's a new english translation of a Polish play by Tadeusz Słobodzianek, loosely inspired by real events, about five Jews and five Catholic polish students in a class from 1920-2003 @ShortRound2099
Mysticman89: "new"
vegetalss4: Why don't we hunt?
user_with_name17: ui feels cluttered to me
Rhynerd: When will it be time to hunt?
Pedantically: You can ford that shit
Orichlepidopter: I don't know why all viideo games didn't adopt the windowed 4:1 aspect ratio as a standard
the_bananarchist: It's great but pretty heavy @ShortRound2099
Mysticman89: this is full on deluxe dos action.
oyleslyck: LUL
pwndnoob: lol
Theycallmejokke: :D
ThePerrBearr: rip
morgoth_bauglyr: james....
PandasAndPancakes: RIP
sealedboxofeternalmasters: ford it. you can do it
polaris415: rip
Feltic: lrrGREED lrrGREED
TXC2: !clips
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accountmadeforants: Oh no, Ben
oyleslyck: RIP Ben
Sannindi: Beeeen!
emberBecky: BEN!
Scarbble: rip
Theycallmejokke: F for Ben
DarkNacht: hahahaha
Rhynerd: You were saying.
TheWarbo: You lost Ben
TXC2: BEN NOOOOOO!
orellien2773: YOU KILLED BEN, YOU MONSTERS/
ChakatLunar: lrrFRUMP
user_with_name17: F
noSmokeFire: ben drowned?
polaris415: F
chicken_mike: well ben is dead
Yawnmon: rip
vegetalss4: F
Didero: lrrAWW
DiscordianTokkan: katesRip
Mt_Storm: lrrAWW
MTGColorPie: benginCry benginCry benginCry benginCry
ujai321: F
Orichlepidopter: I mean... less food consumption
ShortRound2099: I was going to say sounds heavy haha well have a great show and break a leg! @the_bananarchist
laozi3: F
Feltic: lrrEFF
Sannindi: YOU'RE A MONSTER JAMES!
pazzer99: katesRip
sealedboxofeternalmasters: F
WolfAmulet: o7
Rhynerd: Dammit James.
noblevegas: Ben is ded? You monsters!
LoadingReadyRun: f
Barb4rian: lrrSCOOP
darkora: F
CorvusReborn plays the funeral march
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
brainbosh: katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip katesRip
I_Am_Clockwork: pave the save
Aarek: F Ox Bellows
NojhLivic: Ox noooooo!
Hangedman: B E N D R O W N E D
mosartov: BEN DROWNED
Cepsys: or did Ben drown the ox?
Armstrong11139: katesRip
Yawnmon: f
the_bananarchist: thanks @ShortRound2099
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrAWW
Kuszaky: F
user_with_name17: always caulk
the_bananarchist: also
mrsarkhan: benginRage
ArcOfTheConclave: f
jtweedss: Rekt
MaelstronSolenor: scum save?
staar003: f
Redhot19: in 3.5 feet water
mynameisfourteen: F
Doom4114: f
Mangledpixel: benginRegretti
d0cRobot: F
Iraeda: The river was actually the traitor!
CobaltShurikenReborn: never ford the river!
ElFuzzy: benginRip benginRip benginRip benginRip benginRip benginRip benginRip
Orichlepidopter: F
TXC2: lrrEFF
noSmokeFire: you've come to a terrible fate, haven't you?
theneatestburrito: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
MaelstronSolenor: restart?
chicken_mike: thats a highlght
TheAinMAP: katesRip
TacitusVigil: Ben died as he lived: in water(?)
fishmanfishfish: F
Frankenfruity: F o7
laozi3: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Captain087: Oh god
BasilBrushOff: all that plaid was heavier than you thought
sprawler13: F
The_Retired_Champion: Wow serge survives on the trail way better than Ben
Nigouki: even 2ft of water can sweep away a pickup truck, wagons stand no chance
the_bananarchist: always listen to twitch chat, never listen to twitch chat
oyleslyck: katesRip
Morrigan9: ben was the gym teacher
TacitusVigil: I call dibs on Ben's shirts!
user_with_name17: best part of the game
Cepsys: doggo is so sad
Redhot19: all Ben had to do was stand up!!!
pwndnoob: now we have more food for the real players
ShortRound2099: more food for chat!
polaris415: shoulld do some hunting
user_with_name17: custom tombstones
Uzumaki15: Poor Ben, now he can't pick up his tokens
user_with_name17: for other players to read
OnTheSamePaige: kaypikeWE kaypikeCANDO kaypikeTHIS
Mysticman89: theres 5 people in the picture. 4 members minuis 1 is 5 apparently.
TStodden: lrrEFF lrrGREED lrrEFF lrrGREED lrrEFF
TXC2: hunt away the pain
mynameisfourteen: yeah! this is the hunting minigame I remember
chicken_mike: you only get 200 pounds
The_Retired_Champion: @LoadingReadyRun Ben should have picked up his tokens
KharadBanar: how do you drown in a 3.5 foot deep river anyway
eramore: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
ReydienOnline: in this mode I think it's 2 buffalo
ujai321: oh nice, 200 instead of 100 before
Yawnmon: duck hunter?
brainbosh: Got strong in this version.
eramore: F
TXC2: KharadBanar easily
user_with_name17: KharadBanar probably when the wagon or ox pushes your face into the river and crushes you
Nigouki: it's not the depth of the river that's dangerous, it's the flow
ujai321: what if you move?
Earthenone: i guess teachers can carry more meat back than bankers
Rhynerd: @kharadbanar foot got stuck on something and you couldn’t get your head out.
oyleslyck: Big game scared off by the previous bullets lrrBEEJ
caulderjof: I like that the animals can tell where you're pointing the gun, and run away from the crosshairs.
Rhynerd: Or something knocked you out in the river.
Captain087: Oh you can carry 200 pounds! That's is more than I thought
Nigouki: which is why you should never try to drive accross flooded roads
Captain087: Maybe banker can carry less
Mangledpixel: that was for REVENGE
darkora: that was just sending a message
MTGColorPie: How do we mourn for Ben? Let's kill things
NojhLivic: Ah thats why people thought you could carry 200 in the OG
TacitusVigil: I mean good news, we don't need as much food anymore? lrrBEEJ
Isaac3567: @KharadBanar Technically you can drown in 2 inches of water in the right conditions... or wrong conditions? Either way
Rhynerd: That rabbit was a jerk. This was a hit.
ArcOfTheConclave: ben!
accountmadeforants: Again?
Creature_Comforts: It's the other leg this time.
brainbosh: Hey, one less mouth to feed!
noSmokeFire: paul's legs seem very fragile in these playthroughs
Iraeda: Ben was clearly just slowing us down
Feltic: Paul carried too much food, broke his leg
sigma88: we know who's going next
Orichlepidopter: Paul stop skipping leg day
Duudeman1620: bump your rations back up with less people
pwndnoob: time to turn around
Mangledpixel: talk?
Rhynerd: Should we rest a day or two?
accountmadeforants: Wait, you can hunt in villages this time? The most dangerous game?
NojhLivic: Wagons! East!
noSmokeFire: oo, you can sell food. so you can hunt for profit
dread_persephone: that fort has the same name as me!
Lunareclipse123: You lost an Ox too
Frankenfruity: How about replacing a lost ox?
vegetalss4: We could hunt a bunch and sell it for extra money
Earthenone: we lost an ox and ox bellows
laozi3: lol
ArcOfTheConclave: I'll trade a Chat for a Ben.
Zalbaag: Could probably up the rations
CommiePuddin: You can try to fix it
the_bananarchist: no, you can repair it sometimes
NojhLivic: No you sit by the side of the road, and you get to trade with people for it I think
Orichlepidopter: "Axle broke. Wait for death?"
polaris415: hunt
TStodden: IF you can't fix your wagon, you're stuck until you can trade for one.
ArcOfTheConclave: you can trade
Pedantically: F
user_with_name17: will they play Old Lang?
NojhLivic: Can you hunt at landmarks in this version?
noSmokeFire: sounds like chat
accountmadeforants: Ben came back to retrieve his shirts
orellien2773: <cough>
pwndnoob: oww it hurts
darkora: wuh oh
Theycallmejokke: *cough* *cough
ShortRound2099: oh no *cough cough&
Mangledpixel: AGAIN
the_bananarchist: rip
NojhLivic: cough cough
TStodden: Oh no! THe plaid!
Scarbble: cursed run
MagisterSieran: can't wait for the dysentery to set in.
Natedogg2: Maybe we should rest.
sigma88: YOU HAVE CHOLERA
ChakatLunar: RIP
Feltic: lrrFINE
polaris415: Health = poor
ElFuzzy: WELP
noblevegas: *cough*
CommiePuddin: Well, when you have no clothes...
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
TXC2: everytime James!
vegetalss4: Oh no, Typhoid!
Orichlepidopter: Dammit Chat...
ujai321: when it rains, it pours
therisingtithes_: cough cough cough
darkora: *cough*
laozi3: lrrFINE
DerPilsner: lo!
Barb4rian: This is going down the toilet real quick
ThePerrBearr: montage of all games with cholera notifications
mastershake29x: i don't feel so good
supertwinkman: LUL
Orichlepidopter: *cough*
CobaltShurikenReborn: i dont feel so good
Rhynerd: We’re all gonna die!
Duudeman1620: More rations!!! Lolz!
seantheman2: get on the Chesterfield
TacitusVigil: James "Cholera" Turner
Uzumaki15: welp we dead
KidSpanner: Never Ford the river.
Cepsys: stop pooping up river, james!
DerPilsner: cough
CorvusReborn: Mr. Paul, we don't feel so good.
supertwinkman: james and cholera, name a better duo
Duudeman1620: cough
MTGColorPie: Feed us!
arcbound_roomba: We need to get James into a research facility or something. We can learn much from him
Duvnal: James always has cholera
Duudeman1620: more food
Yawnmon: #blamejames
Scarbble: it's ben's vengeful ghost
chefkanin: should we rest?
Friggin_Cornflakes: GivePLZ feed us
seantheman2: Get to za Chesterfield
MikaelFoxy: Is the names a seed for the RNG since the result are the same between games?
supertwinkman: chat is sick, gibe medicine
kanimaras: They don't want pants though, pants are the devil
Phosphatide: James “Cholera” Turner and Paul “Broken Leg” Saunders
TacitusVigil: James has cholera, Paul has a broken leg, Chat has typhoid, and Ben is dead. Other than that, we're doing great!
noSmokeFire: you healed a broken leg in like a week
seantheman2: @Phosphatide wheres that shirt
Earthenone: Paul's well that ends well
Hangedman: you only rested a day i think
seantheman2: whelp, chat's screwed
MTGColorPie: Chicken Soup good for more than just your Soul
accountmadeforants: Paul, are you some kind of mutant? A broken leg isn't something you can sleep away
seantheman2: how many bullets do you have?
Nigouki: that's a dirt cheap axle though
Pedantically: Is she making the axle out of bullets? Good lord
Yawnmon: as long as paul is ok
TacitusVigil: How about we shoot them and take the axle?
NarishmaReborn: that sounds like a threat
Lunareclipse123: If only this was RDR2
seantheman2: never mind, I got that answer
Captain087: I told you trading is awful
seantheman2: @Lunareclipse123 that would be interesting
Nigouki: TOO SLOW
Lithobraker: "How bout I give you one bullet for the axel. In the chest"
CommiePuddin: You snooze you looze
Yawnmon: thats fair
Dragoknight101: Can't hunt while stopped
polaris415: status
ehManiacal: never hunt at a landmark, too many people make the game scarce
mosartov: to be fair if you're asking for so many bullets you deserve the one squarely between the eyes
CaptainSpam: Yay! We're well!
ShortRound2099: yaaaay I feel fine
NojhLivic: Yay
Mysticman89: feelsgoodman
ehManiacal: We did it!
supertwinkman: YAY
the_canuck_mystic: Huzzah
Nepycros: chat gon' die
ehManiacal: Why am I still coughing
polaris415: now hunt
supertwinkman: No more typhoid
user_with_name17: ok chat, lets stop drinking river water
accountmadeforants: Ah, that answers my "most dangerous game" question
supertwinkman: no more cholera
TacitusVigil: James is well! [Immediately gets cholera again]
ehManiacal: @user_with_name17 you can't tell me what to do you're not my real dad!
RoeDent89: Pull!
user_with_name17: RIP
polaris415: 2 deer is ~200# IIRC
LX357: You'll never extinct a species being *that* conservative
Yawnmon: bambi no!
pwndnoob: the deer always bait you before the buffalo show up and show how many bullets wasted
Nigouki: yay Good health
Lirelent: whoops, no more buffalo, how did that happen?
Nigouki: you can probably keep rations Filling and just hunt some more
kinkerbelle: that's what you have
Mangledpixel: $15 in 1848 → $479.31 in 2018
accountmadeforants: Trade for dosh?
azureHaights: But that barrel might have food!
NojhLivic: Over an axel?
Armstrong11139: You can always try to trade for more cash?
Feltic: So a typical repair job then Mangled
vegetalss4: Trade for money?
j0xer: can always just sell a ton of food then hunt again
TXC2: $500 for a car axle sounds about right
kinkerbelle: it's a log! it's just a log!
Mangledpixel: indeed
TStodden: Money becomes LESS useful as you get to Oregon (as prices will rise).
Lithobraker: Mangledpixel I mean, that's pretty much like getting a new set of tires. sounds reasonable
Rhynerd: Going to Oregon with 1 axle to our name.
TXC2: I mean you can probably spend $500 on wheels :p
TacitusVigil: How about 1?
Zalbaag: Oxen?
accountmadeforants: Three fiddy?
vegetalss4: what about 1
Mr_sandmens: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:25.
Rhynerd: The general store ain’t buying.
Iraeda: how long till ben gets better?
Nepycros: God Ben, get it together.
Armstrong11139: On average, your wagon is 80% healthy
Feltic: You have about 100 days of food?
Kittxi: how could you let Ben die D:
Duudeman1620: go back to meager rations
Hangedman: 4/5 ain't bad
Rhynerd: Everyone but Ben is fine. Ben drowned.
mastershake29x: ben doesn't pick up tokens, dies next day
TacitusVigil: Ben let himself drown. Not our fault!
Kittxi: Monsters
OrangeBeard: Hunt?
Iraeda: @Kittxi not their fault ben couldn't swim
laozi3: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:10.
Yawnmon: ben shouldve swam better
Phosphatide: ben drowned from trying to pick up his tokens in the river
Kittxi: @Iraeda I guess....
TheWarbo: I think those are spare oxen, just like it lists spare wagon wheels, but I may be misremembering.
Lirelent: #blameJames
Nigouki: hunting is super EZ mode this game, plenty of food
MTGColorPie: Pick up the Pace, keep rations the same
KharadBanar: ez buffalo
user_with_name17: proffesion huntsman
TXC2: 1 shot, 1 kill
oyleslyck: Those wagons need better shocks if passengers are breaking legs while riding in them lrrBEEJ
Lirelent: dr paul, are you aware the website is RIP?
Rhynerd: No luck, all skill.
Friggin_Cornflakes: slowly losing limbs
TXC2: Lirelent he is, ashton is fixing it
accountmadeforants: He just felt like reminding you
steelfox13: eat the legs
TheWarbo: One leg in two places
Mangledpixel: only worry when it says it for a third time
TallBlondePillager: Are James' legs okay? Did he gain Brozouf?
Lirelent: great, thanks @TXC2
TacitusVigil: [James breaks a 3rd leg]
supertwinkman: james is wheelchair bound
TehAmelie: which man can keep count of all his legs?
ReydienOnline: "June 15, James has a broken leg. we know, we're confused too"
Captain087: Yes
the_bananarchist: "doc I broke my leg in two places" "then stop going to those places" -James and his doctor, probably
azureHaights: SOmeone took away our touhous, we can't graze
darkora: December 1: James now has 7 broken legs, we're not even mad
Barb4rian: bad water = cholera
RoeDent89: Dahk wadah
Rhynerd: bad watet is how cholera happens.
morgoth_bauglyr: bad water makes the poops
TallBlondePillager: The pirates of cholera water?
Theycallmejokke: 830, almost halfway there
Didero: Wait, WHY are they going to Oregon in the first place?
TheWarbo: Rest, see if Ben gets better
user_with_name17: Ben is not getting over that whole deceased thing
azureHaights: Ben? Should only take 3 days
TXC2: Didero theres gold maybe?
Friggin_Cornflakes: haven't been hydrating for a whole week
vegetalss4: Do they have money to trade here?
TallBlondePillager: He's joined the LRR invisible
Iraeda: @user_with_name17 thats quitter talk
eramore: !storm
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supertwinkman: try to see if you can get some money
CaptainSpam: Lazy Ben. Stop being dead!
TheWarbo: Ben is pining for the fjords
azureHaights: @TallBlondePillager The choi-LRR invisible
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azureHaights: He's blessing the rains down in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAFRICAAAAAAA
GenghisAres: I missed it, how did Ben die?
TallBlondePillager: @azureHaights An Ex-LRR-sm'n?
Rhynerd: Ben drowned
TXC2: SUB HYPE 21
darkora: @GenghisAres he drowned
Lunareclipse123: @GenghisAres Drowned in the river
azureHaights: He met a terrible fate
Captain087: Wanna cross river with broken leg
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
user_with_name17: a fording accident
supertwinkman: @GenghisAres ben drowned
Captain087: ?
TallBlondePillager: @GenghisAres MtG-related
TallBlondePillager: Kappa
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tubby125: almost half way there...
darkora: @GenghisAres they tried to ford a 3ft river and he managed to drown and take an ox with him
CaptainSpam: No water? We had water RIGHT THERE!
user_with_name17: Ben and an Ox
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vegetalss4: Oh no! A snake!
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oyleslyck: snakebitten
TacitusVigil: I mean, it would make sense if we could eat the ox.
Rhynerd: Or the ox died and took ben with him.
TXC2: SUB HYPE 23
Lirelent: hope it was the sick ox
darkora: F
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: If an Ox died, shouldn't your food lbs go up. :)
Pedantically: F
CaptainSpam: OH CRAP
pwndnoob: F
TacitusVigil: Whelp, goodbye.
ujai321: rip
Iraeda: restart
Nepycros: Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Earthenone: Rip
Theycallmejokke: Rip us
accountmadeforants: Welp, bye
TheWarbo: F
TacitusVigil leaves
Friggin_Cornflakes: lrrSPOOP
oyleslyck: RIP us
PandasAndPancakes: Remember me...
sigma88: rip run
Scarbble: F
TXC2: well poop
Theycallmejokke: F
ShortRound2099: lrrSPOOP
Sannindi: Well, we had it coming.
alwaysprime1: F
NimrodXIV: F
bogween: chat canttalk anymore we r dead
theneatestburrito: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Nepycros: Go on without us!
supertwinkman: WE DEAD
Riandisa: lrrSPOOP
mrsarkhan: James why did you kill us?
Mt_Storm: lrrSPOOP
Theycallmejokke: lrrSPOOP
supertwinkman: F
CaptainSpam: We dead, y'all!
TheAinMAP: katesRip
Batyn: F
Rhynerd: I figured we’d die.
Cepsys: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
DerPilsner: F
NarishmaReborn: and hunt
MikaelFoxy: lrrSPOOP
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user_with_name17: cant F when dead
mastershake29x: OW OW OW wait nothing hurts anymore
vegetalss4: lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP
TacitusVigil: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
frnknstn: lrrSPOOP
TStodden: lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP
Orichlepidopter: HAUNTS BEGINS
ScR3w_Lo0s3: bikeRIP
PandasAndPancakes: Radio silence attempt?
TheWarbo: Turns out, snakes *can* challenge the chat
sprawler13: F
jtweedss: Rip
TacitusVigil: Whelp only one thing to be done: Total party wipe.
accountmadeforants: So we're ghosting now?
Yawnmon: f
user_with_name17: lrrSPOOP
sigma88: the animals got their revenge!
the_bananarchist: if you have a snakebite you shouldn't move
Captain087: *dies
Sanaj: lrrSPOOP
NarishmaReborn: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
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TXC2: if we're dead shouldn't we stop talking ? Kappa
Redhot19: this is gonna be a gg here soon
supertwinkman: lrrSPOOP
Theycallmejokke: lrrSPOOP Aaaavange uUus! lrrSPOOP
therisingtithes_: a snake, my boot, etc.
TacitusVigil: @TXC2 We're ghosts now.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Go old school biblical and rest every 7th day?
Pedantically: cheer100 Free from this mortal coil, James and Paul have made us more powerful than they can possibly imagine
eramore: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Rhynerd: Ghost chat now haunts the stream.
user_with_name17: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NarishmaReborn: we should probably hunt before we hit the mountains
Captain087: Hunt?
TehAmelie: hmm where can one play this version?
Captain087: Hunt before mountain
TacitusVigil: @Pedantically That's true...from a certain point of view.
EC_as_That: We are gonna end up snowed over and frozen in the rockkys aren't we?
Captain087: Hunt before you get to mountain
The_Retired_Champion: it would be a shame if there was a JUMP SCARE on this trail from a chat ghost
Lirelent: gitgud
TacitusVigil reappears as a Force ghost.
Earthenone: deer are lean
Orichlepidopter: Yeah GOOD FOR YOU PAUL....
Orichlepidopter: -.-
user_with_name17: lrrSPOOP
Dr_fragenstien: I think a single elk is 200-300 lbs of food IIRC
ElFuzzy: Back, is anyone else dead besides Ben?
OriginalGarwulf: Is anybody else getting some artifacting with the stream?
Rhynerd: Us
supertwinkman is dead
Iraeda: @ElFuzzy us
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I assume when it says "no water" it just means for that day?
Phosphatide: paul took our corpse and made a curr
accountmadeforants: @ElFuzzy We are
Rhynerd: We died
vegetalss4: @ElFuzzy chat died
ElFuzzy: from wat?
Yawnmon: but is all of it edible?
accountmadeforants: Snek
Stoffern: snakebite
Pedantically: Thanks Paul. lol
Nigouki: hunt before landmark
Zanaide: There was a snake in chats boot.
TXC2: we've joined Ben in the great trail in the sky
OnTheSamePaige: not enough hunting
accountmadeforants: We tried to tussle with dangernoodles
NarishmaReborn: need to get more food
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Charlemandias: Now that we're dead, does that mean we don't have to go to work tomorrow?
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TXC2: we died for SCIENCE!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: We died... for science?
mastershake29x: mods should put chat in emote only mode for the rest of the game
Pedantically: Like all settlers, James and Paul use the WHOLE carcass.
evolvingdev: was slightly disappointed that this was not "Organ" trail
Earthenone: if you lock the quality in at 720 you can avoid the source artifacting
TacitusVigil: We died for a good reason...not like Drowning Ben. lrrBEEJ
Nigouki: more food before outpost = something to trade with
sprawler13: Worth
steelfox13: The cure is not more snake bites
I_Am_Clockwork: generally one big animal is enouh
CobaltShurikenReborn: did we find a cure for drowning?
I_Am_Clockwork: Buffalo are always way more tha nenough
Natedogg2: Do it!
azureHaights: Endearing Young Charms? And now everyone dies because the wagon explodes
Temperature_Droplet: historical question: why did the settlers go straight to the west cost without settling the land in between?
Yawnmon: paul invented snake oil
Rhynerd: Yes, that’s why we don’t have any water.
Armstrong11139: Better chance to repair an axle than to repair an ox?
Earthenone: you can fix an axel, you cant fix an ox
the_bananarchist: they'll give us an axle for an ox Kappa
user_with_name17: but an ox could be your friend
TacitusVigil: We know that's not true!
Captain087: But with ox you can go a bit faster
KharadBanar: This will kill the secondary market
TXC2: Temperature_Droplet 'cause it's basically a desert
MTGColorPie: We're doing good, except for those of us who are dead.
chesul: you can absolutely fix an OX, it just won'y help it pull your wagon.
TheWarbo: I'm pretty sure the dude over there needed an axle. He was like "oh no I can't go on unless I find someone to trade with"
Dr_fragenstien: if you're all good you can probably afford to lower rations
Rhynerd: @temperature_droplet I think some did stop and settle inbetween, but the big call out was for land in Oregon, cheap.
user_with_name17: Temperature_Droplet first ones there get to set the rules
steelfox13: I'm already at work... Can I go home dead?
plummeting_sloth: lets stay away from the law
the_bananarchist: Paulera Kappa
TheWarbo: more like Paulera
Isaac3567: Almost halfway there
chefkanin: hunting time
accountmadeforants: James, be honest. Is it cholera again?
Theycallmejokke: 1000 mi. halfway there HYPE!
azureHaights: Whoa-oh, living on the trai-il
PapaPing1: Food
Barb4rian: F
darkora: F
Scarbble: F
CaptainSpam: nooooooooo james
EOstby: #BlameJames
Theycallmejokke: F
sprawler13: He has Paulera!
accountmadeforants: F
sigma88: F
therisingtithes_: F
Armstrong11139: F
Temperature_Droplet: F
SSouthard: F
supertwinkman: F
Friggin_Cornflakes: riPepperonis
ShortRound2099: poor James
Orichlepidopter: F
Nigouki: JAMES MUST LEAVE THE BROADCAST NOW
user_with_name17: F
pazzer99: katesRip
Uzumaki15: Narrator: It was not fine
noSmokeFire: go get the ghost costume
adamjford: F
TXC2: F
MTGColorPie: "I'm fine everyone" - Last words
Mt_Storm: lrrFINE
mrsarkhan: Join us James
supertwinkman: lrrSPOOP
oyleslyck: one less mouth to feed!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: F
theneatestburrito: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
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Frankenfruity: lrrFINE
ElFuzzy: F
NarishmaReborn: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
steelfox13: Suck it Turner!
TehAmelie: James is hella cursed
user_with_name17: lrrFINE lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: katesRip
TacitusVigil: And then there was Cholera Paul.
eramore: ripcheer100 it has been (0) days since James was healthy
Dragoknight101: F
ReydienOnline: don't worry, the wagon will make it
Rhynerd: Welcome to the land of the dead, James. lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Captain087: Just a lonely Paul
Earthenone: he died as he lived, of cholera
Dragoknight101: #BlameJames
accountmadeforants: But who will catch all the Cholera now?
pwndnoob: looks like we are going to Salt Lake City!
Captain087: A lonely Paul
eramore: ripcheer100 ripcheer100 ripcheer100 ripcheer100
TacitusVigil: #BuryJames
sprawler13: F
Yawnmon: f
Orichlepidopter: This is going well.
Captain087: Clip it
NarishmaReborn: well we don't need to hunt as much now
TehAmelie: ah, James, he was a good cholera lightning rod. or cholerod if you will
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itzClinton: I'll never forget you James
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Mangledpixel: on the upside, one less mouth to feed
Mt_Storm: The group leader only gets sick if he's the only one left, as I recall
user_with_name17: Yahtzee and Gabe did a good Oregon Trial stream
polaris415: F james
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TacitusVigil: We don't need to say "we"...it's just Paul. Kappa
Wangor: Upside - more food to go around.
user_with_name17: that is where my deja vu is coming from
TheWarbo: This is a great way to get the food to stretch
Dr_fragenstien: 1 less mouth to feed
SSouthard: I already forgot you, James
Blue_Anteater: I think resting longer at water-based places solves the no water problem
Pedantically: So Paul is the last vanguard of Turnerup....
TacitusVigil: @user_with_name17 I saw that! I love it whenever they would ford a river and start singing the A-Team song.
sprawler13: And IIIII, will always love you!
TheWarbo: taking chat with you was a mistake
NarishmaReborn: caulk
Wangor: Float!
I_Am_Clockwork: remember that People are worth the most points in the end
noSmokeFire: can you sell meat at a fort?
TacitusVigil: No "our"...only yours Paul. :P
itzClinton: It feels bad when you get delayed on a shortcut huh
TheWarbo: Ford it, you cowards
user_with_name17: TacitusVigil: I was good. I just remember them RP'ing their marriage. too funny
user_with_name17: It*
Pedantically: You will drown. Take the ferry.
I_Am_Clockwork: 500 pts per person at poor health
supertwinkman: caulk it
tubby125: take the ferry, no need for money, lol
orionsrise1: the faster you go thru poor conditions the more likely you are to die
rocketjohn: put oxen in smash you cowards
orellien2773: The ferry sinks.
Nigouki: use the tombstones of your family as ballast
TacitusVigil: @user_with_name17 Ah, Gabernaut, their robot dog from the future. :D
Captain087: The next ferry will be more
GenghisAres: Ferry was hit with a Meteorite
Creature_Comforts: I have never seen the fairy ever sink.
Creature_Comforts: *ferry
Captain087: The money will be never be used
Yawnmon: As long as Paul is okay
Pedantically: Narrator: "We was not"
I_Am_Clockwork: Feries can sink in some of the later games
SSouthard: Oh, Paul, the escape from this hellhole known as reality is worth far more than 5 dollars.
NarishmaReborn: september already... we may get winter troubles
Dr_fragenstien: paul is now venomous
itzClinton: In the movie version they use Paul's blood to make the antidote
Creature_Comforts: This is the one I played as a kid.
pwndnoob: thats the "this run is going so poorly I'm gonna ford" river, iirc
user_with_name17: TacitusVigil: RIP Drowned Out
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Is snake venom in the veins better or worse than tiger blood?
polaris415: increase speed?
azureHaights: Paul is Thirsty Boi (those LRLive callbacks tho)
steelfox13: Paul is now a snake.
TacitusVigil: @user_with_name17 :(
Captain087: September!
tubby125: does bad water matter if James is dead?
oyleslyck: Winter is coming
accountmadeforants: Paul was bitten by a radioactive snake. Now he assumes his secret identity of... Paul! Look, ain't got no time for superheroics on a teacher's budget.
CobaltShurikenReborn: I mean biblical Paul also got bitten by snakes and didn’t die. Coincidence, I think not
Earthenone: gotta get to oregon before desertbus
CaptainSpam: What happened the last time James made a call about the wagon speed?
plummeting_sloth: but look at all the food you're saving by having everyone be dead!
supertwinkman: @CaptainSpam very true
splatty1: so can we start selling pauls blood as snake antivenom now?
TehAmelie: sadly your final score is almost entirely dependent on how many people make it
TacitusVigil: Maybe Paul is a Snakebiter?
accountmadeforants: I just hope that by the end, a snake is bitten by Paul.
0x6772: Paul's really gotta knock it off with the faith healing.
rocketjohn: y'all need to learn to avoid the danger noodles
Didero: Paul, you gotta stop hugging every snake you see!
Orichlepidopter: l knew bringing that basket of venomous snakes with us was a bad idea!
Theycallmejokke: Paul is catnip to sneak
darkora: Paul Snakeman to give him his full name
plummeting_sloth: Paul has changed his religion to Pentacostal
Emergent_OS: Oh James, sometimes I can swear his spirit calls to us with advice...
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Paul needs to get himself some longer boots...
mjollnyr_: snake in the wagon?
PandasAndPancakes: Is Paul smothered in delicious barbeque sauce?
user_with_name17: TehAmelie Much like real life?
Batyn: Lost the trail 4 miles from landmark...
therisingtithes_: At this point, Paul should be biting the snakes back.
Wangor: OK, we live here now.
Phosphatide: paul is trying to boost his venom immunity
aquinas_0: which version did they go with?
NarishmaReborn: super good deal
brainbosh: Paul, why did you bring a pet snake on the trail wqith you?
c_dabs: Trade for money
TehAmelie: yep, human are our most valuable resource
plummeting_sloth: can you trade for a new James
Nigouki: get a 2nd wheel
tubby125: trade food for money?
user_with_name17: should get negative points for losing people on your trip
Duudeman1620: try to trade for money?
Natedogg2: See if you can get another Oxen?
TacitusVigil: Oh, I forgot about Tunerup
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh, wait it makes sense. Paul is a snake handler, these are just vocational bites.
Earthenone: its good that we remembered to loot the clothes from the old party members
TStodden: lrrFRUMP Sadyly, there's no Soda in Soda Springs... as Coke won't be founded for another 38 years.
TehAmelie: an ox for 87 pounds of food? he'd get lots more than that just by killing it
brainbosh: Please, an ox is MORE than 87 lbs of food,
Duudeman1620: sweet trades!!
plummeting_sloth: and you can use the coins for more bullets!
darkora: F
Wangor: Bye Paul
TacitusVigil: That was fast.
noSmokeFire: you died of leg
sigma88: gg
polaris415: F
TheWarbo: F
SSouthard: F
ThePerrBearr: rip
oyleslyck: RIP
Theycallmejokke: F
Scarbble: F
Dragoknight101: F
adamjford: F
Yawnmon: f
Dr_fragenstien: F
CaptainSpam: The snakes didn't get 'im, though!
steakmcc: F
pazzer99: katesRip
accountmadeforants: It wasn't the snake bite!
mjollnyr_: F
NarishmaReborn: it's a one-person show now
vegetalss4: It is a good deal, it would cost you 6 dollars to buy those bullets at the start.
TehAmelie: just one step out of town eh
MTGColorPie: That's because you all full of Venom
TheWarbo: that infection set in *quick*
thesurfaceofthemoon: F
therisingtithes_: your leg broke and the venom spilled out!
TXC2: F
itzClinton: The leg was key to resisting all the snake venom
TheAinMAP: katesRip
j0xer: broken leg let the snake venom into the bone marrow
flameburstx: Paul broke his leg. we had to put him down
oyleslyck: Snake venom made the bones all jelly
Orichlepidopter: His leg was made of snakes
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Well you fell from a cliff.... the leg broke just before the rest of you hit. :)
CaptainSpam: "Paul just died somehow."
ThePerrBearr: turns out the snake poison never entered his system until his leg broke
laozi3: organ trail!
Theycallmejokke: It's all up to Turnerup now
SSouthard: Hey, legs are just snakes attached to your body.
steelfox13: The snakes were holding him together
ElFuzzy: The snakes chewed their way through Pauls leg
steakmcc: paul jellybones
TacitusVigil: Only Turnerup left.
mrsarkhan: Paul this is what happens when you replace all your blood with snake venom.
auxv: Ahh My leg!!!, AHH my life!!!XXP
TehAmelie: but where did you find this much nicer version of the game?
Pedantically: Gotta go grueling.
Dragoknight101: "This is fine"
Sannindi: Emotional exhaustion, I imagine.
user_with_name17: he lives here now
NarishmaReborn: Exhaustion? Yeah, he has to do everything himself
Wangor: Why is this fort telling you to skip to my lou?
user_with_name17: like all his family is dead
MTGColorPie: Exhaustion? he's the only one now. he's gotta do everything.
user_with_name17: time to live here
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koelkastmagneet: For a moment I read Organ trail, but succes with this one!
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TheWarbo: Turnerup: "I now have all my dead family's clothes"
laozi3: lrrFINE
Reecer6: Man, there's another version of this version of OT with much nicer music.
mjollnyr_: lotta clothes for the last man
Earthenone: rest here for a few months? head out in april?
TXC2: SUB HYPE 30
CaptainSpam: Going straight through the Rockies in winter. Good times!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Natedogg2: Just rest here for 7 months.
Wangor: I'd be very interested in playing Organ Trail.
sigma88: lolo
ThePerrBearr: RIP
darkora: F
Theycallmejokke: :D
polaris415: F
oyleslyck: LUL
alwaysprime1: big F
OnyxOblivion: new family in Oregon
Spritz_T: RIP
PandasAndPancakes: BLEEP
Theycallmejokke: F
accountmadeforants: Beautiful
TXC2: F
polaris415: lul
NarishmaReborn: F
TehAmelie: Orion Trail is also probably interesting
pazzer99: katesLol
SSouthard: F
user_with_name17: Bleep
noSmokeFire: less than a day away from the fort
steakmcc: r i P
TXC2: good game Kappa
staar003: F
user_with_name17: dead
Pedantically: *walks outside of fort*
accountmadeforants: Takes one step outside and dies
TStodden: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
itzClinton: You really should've joined the fort huh
Scarbble: leave fort, immediately die
CaptainSpam: Turnerup exploded.
Dr_fragenstien: ex-SCUSE me?
Pedantically: *Dies*
GenghisAres: Perfect Comedic Timing
TheAinMAP: katesRip
plummeting_sloth: the oxen know the way, carry our corpses!
ThePerrBearr: one step out of the fort
Orichlepidopter: Is this why the oregon school system can't find teachers?
vegetalss4: Should have waited until spring
therisingtithes_: did he jump into the wagon, faint outside the fort, and die?
DerPilsner: RIP in peace
user_with_name17: that sound effect for death
supertwinkman: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mt_Storm: He drove the wagon off a cliff
EOstby: "Think he'll make it?" "It would take a miracle."
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SaiyaOrigaia: Woo 10 months! If only you're wagon party had lasted that long....
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Pedantically: Life is a resource, Paul
TXC2: SUB HYPE 31
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
user_with_name17: slower resting and food
Reecer6: You should've bought some penicillin at the store, it's on the secret menu.
Earthenone: time and people are recources
oyleslyck: people are a resource
TXC2: Ben dying early probably didn't help
Creature_Comforts: The Organ Trail is a game.
user_with_name17: this picture
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Creature_Comforts: It's about escaping a zombie apocalypse.
vegetalss4: Question: can you actually rest through the winter if you have enough food?
noSmokeFire: taking the ferry early would've saved ben
user_with_name17: is looking at it from the north, it is so strange
NarishmaReborn: Ben might not have drowned
CobaltShurikenReborn: play Organ Trail is zombie themed!
DarkNacht: The banker can buy enough food to last a winter
TStodden: For something a bit lighter (as a pallet cleaner), I would recommend "So Long, Oregon!"
plummeting_sloth: well, you could have insulated your pants against snakebites with cold hard cash
Emergent_OS: Good job, we didn’t run out of resources, we only run out of people...
TehAmelie: go hunting for 200 days in a row would be funny
steelfox13: That's how the Donner party happened
ReydienOnline: the guide I found suggested buying like 14 oxen and 100 food, and hunting a TON
DarkNacht: Oregon Trail II!!!!!
plummeting_sloth: oh, there's the Klondike trail! You can gamble!
TXC2: is Stephen Meek the Game Dev? 'causes that twice they've been top of the baord with the same score
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Dr_fragenstien: I've found it pretty hard to find oregon trail 2 and 3
laozi3: Organ trail is zombie themed
user_with_name17: Hyper card
pwndnoob: THIS looks like what I had lol
NathanLonghair: Pick Orion Trail instead ^^
TXC2: Grevas13 lrrHEART
mogling: Try a Farmer maybe?
Riandisa: This is what I had on my mac as a kid
CobaltShurikenReborn: sub hype
user_with_name17: 1991
mattman257700: This is on steam too
laozi3: @nathanlonghair is Orion trail sci-fi?
Redhot19: just watched the sgdq speedrun of Oregon trail and it was ridiculous
TacitusVigil: I walked away for one moment, did we lose Turnerup?
jtweedss: “Deluxe” just means colored in
ElektroTal: whoa, what the hell? is this 3rd grade again?
TheWarbo: Turnerup died real quick
Friggin_Cornflakes: 🐰
CrazyMax46: So is this the last stream before Desert Bus?
NathanLonghair: laozi3 Yep
TXC2: CrazyMax46 last GoC yes
user_with_name17: this was our elementary lab computer
user_with_name17: home was DOS and Sierra games
accountmadeforants: I'm suddenly reminded of that Windows 95 emulator for Node.JS
Levifar: @Grevas13 Thanks man!
TXC2: so is this emulating a whole computer?
NathanLonghair: laozi3 It's a comedy scifi star treky take on it
mogling: Is Desert Bus early this year?
ralphmaccookin: My elementary computer lab was Comador PET computers
TXC2: mogling yes
Wangor: Wow, I'm getting some severe flashbacks here
Dragoknight101: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 48:00.
Yawnmon: Go for a speedrun!
polaris415: yes more oregon trail!
laozi3: @nathanlonghair sounds dope
mjollnyr_: mine were the translucent macs
I_Am_Clockwork: Can you guys find Amazon Trail?
chesul: amazon trail was great.
steakmcc: oregon trail 2 pls xD
Orichlepidopter: I second trying Organ Trail
NathanLonghair: laozi3 It's cute. Check it out on steam
ThePerrBearr: Yukon Trail
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I got into a "my first competition online one time" until one guy jumped in with "My first computer has 64 bytes of memory, not 64K."... and the rest of us conceded.
Temperature_Droplet: go for the secret ending!
ElektroTal: please play more!
plummeting_sloth: that's what it was, Yukon trail!
NathanLonghair: Orion Trail on steam
floofynewf: Amazon trail was awesome!
Dr_fragenstien: I grew up with oregon trail 3, but I don't think it's freeware yet
I_Am_Clockwork: Amazon trail was insane
TheWarbo: Amazon Trail was def a thing
sprawler13: That was my version, 5th
chesul: it's got a magic panther!
user_with_name17: amazon trial
steakmcc: check abandonware?
Orichlepidopter: Yukon trail? That sounds excellent.
emberBecky: Oregon Trail 2 is the one I played a bunch of. I bet you'd have to buy that one but I dunno.
TStodden: There's other variations... "So Long, Oregon!" is a quick & stupid one on Itch.io . There's also Organ Trail on Steam
user_with_name17: need to learn us some south america
Nigouki: we had Compact Macs in computer labs in Toronto right next to first gen iMac well into 2003
steelfox13: Son of Trail
I_Am_Clockwork: In Amazon Trail, you play as a timetraveling servent of a Jaguar god
jtweedss: Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
VoidByAnyOtherName: electric boogaloo?
Rhynerd: Isn’t there a browser version of Super Amazing Wagon Adventure?
j0xer: there is Organ Trail, Oregon trail with zombies
steakmcc: at least look at the screenshots on 2, its crazy xD
TStodden: Super Amazin Wagon Adventure is also Steam
Reecer6: Super Amazing Wagon Adventure is very super amazing.
TXC2: theres a subreddit for everything these days
ElektroTal: Org Entrail
NarishmaReborn: we could all watch "The Trail to Oregon" musical on youtube
TehAmelie: Orion Trail i think has the funniest name
sprawler13: Organ Trail!
Batyn: Someone mentioned Orion Trail
Grevas13: super amazing wagon trail is...different
Rhynerd: Would Death Road to Canada count as an Oregon Trail?
Beofryn: Odell Lake?
karlmartin001: super amazing wagon adventure is amazing!! For sure worth a try!
splatty1: super amazing wagon adventure is hilarious
j0xer: Organ Trail is on steam for $5
Talin06: Death Road to Canada?
emberBecky: Oregon Trail 2 would be fun to see again
Orichlepidopter: Death Road to Canada?
user_with_name17: probably has video
emberBecky: Oregon Trail 3 had fmv. It was wild.
ThePerrBearr: you can get the Yukon Trail on ClassicReload
TStodden: So Long Oregon is more action based -- See https://captaingames.itch.io/so-long-oregon
Mag_Chundysquatch: Yukon Trail was my life when I was 12
Agnememnon: yeah yukon is good
user_with_name17: I think we are ready for the Papers Please of Oregon Trial genre
VoidByAnyOtherName: super amazing wagon adventure is the one where you jump the river right?
ElektroTal: what about Born Again Trail, the game about the christian revivalist movement in the 1900s?
Earthenone: speaking of amazon
emberBecky: oo yeh I remember Amazon Trail. It might have been 2 I played tho
Earthenone: !prime
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user_with_name17: Oregon Trial x Blood Meridian
Blejin: @loadingreadyrun
Mowdownjoe: CATTE!
Yawnmon: We're on so many drugs
ElektroTal: MECC was an amazing edutainment company.
TXC2: what is life but a dream?
pazzer99: katesWat
j0xer: sucked into a videogame before sucked into a video game was a genre
user_with_name17: Ultima style
FelanEntane: @voidbyanyothername it is. and there was a, chance you could jump too high into space
Earthenone: yo Jaggi i can dig it
chesul: aww, the voices aren't working?
user_with_name17: smart move
splatty1: the inca in the amazon?
TacitusVigil: Ah, I've heard of this.
MTGColorPie: And the only prescription, is more cowbell
TStodden: If it's Jungle Fever... I'm out...
TehAmelie: is this Yankee Doodle still?
user_with_name17: box around the head is awesome
Makhiel: Wait, why is Bagheera narrating?
TXC2: it's always good when you sneeze and fart and the same time right chat? :P
user_with_name17: like they tried to move it but failed
UncannyJimjams: Bagera, is that you??
TacitusVigil: @splatty1 I mean, the animal is talking so...this is the point of disbelief? :P
rocketjohn: fontcrimes
ZachtlyAsIntended: I remember this...
noSmokeFire: none of those are incan names
TacitusVigil: Wait, what? When is this set?
TehAmelie: "Stranger"
user_with_name17: Papers please
splatty1: @TacitusVigil I guess.... wait what is that helmet
Talin06: I remember playing this
TehAmelie: oh, are we going Aguirre?
Earthenone: so this is the papers please island vacation dlc?
Lithobraker: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Oregon Trail
ehManiacal: no one ever did well at this game in elementary school
TacitusVigil: Is...is this set during the Brazillian dictatorship?
Blejin: whats that optimus prime figure called?
ZachtlyAsIntended: I remember this, I never said "fondly" however.
user_with_name17: good question TactiusVigil
TheWarbo: lrrFINE
Iraeda: whats with her face D:
user_with_name17: a time would be good to know
sigma88: should've took antonio
noSmokeFire: 30 lit candles
noSmokeFire: why is there an inca king??
vegetalss4: Inca King?
splatty1: arms are sweaty ten machetes
user_with_name17: Inca king and conquistadors
Friggin_Cornflakes: Glorious Inca King, I present you this gift of ... um, ten machetes
TXC2: I'm blanking on who played Machete
noSmokeFire: I think we're a time traveler
Phosphatide: there’s so much bgm going on all at once
circusofkirkus: Is there an "Are we there yet?" button?
Redhot19: this song is a jam
TheOtherTrevor: Just got back... you must have taken a very wrong turn on your way to Oregon if you're in the Amazon now...
TehAmelie: at least the mechanics are apparently not straight ripped
TXC2: Danny trejo that was it, it came back to me
user_with_name17: was there an Inca king in 93?
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Hello cool people!
user_with_name17: wow
TXC2: hello FreshPrinceOfBeleren welcome
kinkerbelle: this water is incorrect
Earthenone: go left!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: There was in the hidden kingdom of "whatever it's called"
user_with_name17: this great
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: I remember playing this in elementary school, circa 1994
chesul: James, this is wonderful!
user_with_name17: dead reckoning
rocketjohn: who recommended this rubbish?
DarkNacht: I had this as a kid I remember it being disappointing
Talin06: Go spear fishing
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Aarek: rip
pazzer99: katesLol
noSmokeFire: that piranha didn't know what it was doing
TXC2: SUB HYPE 38
accountmadeforants: On the bright side, we've annihilated that other boat
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Rhynerd: Ramming speed is a bad strat.
TacitusVigil: Did we hit the edge of the world?
splatty1: why is there a plasma wall?
splatty1: oh time travel I guess
kinkerbelle: The Blue is wrong in this game...
TehAmelie: you capzised and saved everything, then lost everything from hitting a log?
TheAinMAP: What?
TheWarbo: I think what we've learned is "steer to avoid things, not to hit things"
Mysticman89: I left for a bit and now you're a time travelling tiger?
chesul: you should see if you can turn on the voices. they were quite the thing.
Yawnmon: So we're samurai jack?
rocketjohn: Wow this is so bad.
TXC2: Rivers dont change over time right? Kappa
user_with_name17: can we see the map again?
vegetalss4: Is this why there's an Inca King?
rocketjohn: what on earrrrrth
TehAmelie: in Amazonas, the catfish noodles you
TheWarbo: catfish? Let's go noodling
accountmadeforants: Stop being so delicious to fish
Yawnmon: badum tish
TheOtherTrevor: The island catfished you
rocketjohn: this game is terrible.
TacitusVigil: Are we using the same type of time machine that Carmen Sandiego uses?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: This is less of a game, and more of an "experience"
TStodden: Noodling with legs is probably a bad thing.
user_with_name17: ww2 has just ended
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: You should go take pictures of the rainforest.
Zengor: still doesn't explain the incas
noSmokeFire: which still significantly post-dates the inca
rutkap: Harpoons?
Earthenone: easy come. easy go?
ardengnome: Why is there a harpoon count?
j0xer: no...you ran into obstacles in the river
DarkNacht: Brazil is now a violent dictatorship
TehAmelie: chances of running into Dr Mengele and related folks are pretty high
user_with_name17: the us is the only one with the bomb but the soviets are a few years away. The world waits on the brink
Iraeda: no there was weird things in the water you kept running into
rocketjohn: Can we play a game that is better? Like time rameside?
Orichlepidopter: Can't yous ee the disturbances in the water?
kinkerbelle: no you hit stuff
user_with_name17: meanwhile the inca king,.,
vegetalss4: I don't think so, I saw the shadow of the obstacles in the river
TacitusVigil: [We got sick]
Mysticman89: half of 0 is zero so thats k
WizardZedd: Wait...First Aid is measured in doses? Is it just a bottle? "Oh, you broke your leg? Here you go!" *sticks you with syringe*
Iraeda: stop running into the visible obstacles D:
kinkerbelle: stop hitting stuff!
splatty1: we started with everything and now we have half of nothing Kappa
TXC2: sounds like life James Kappa
TheWarbo: james
TheWarbo: james no
steelfox13: Take so their stuff
TacitusVigil: Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Lithobraker: Wait, if this is 1946, will we be meeting a bunch of escaped Nazi SS officers hiding out in South America?
noSmokeFire: it's from skull to sun head
kinkerbelle: that's your health
ElektroTal: if you see any huts on the shore click on them to restore your health
TehAmelie: why do we need food stores when we're boating on the Amazon river i wonder
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Spear fishing
DarkNacht: Its not going to get any better
user_with_name17: Lithobraker I like to hope so, there are so many possibilites
noSmokeFire: thanks, mysterious jaguar
j0xer: you died
TehAmelie: the fishing game should just be lowering a bucket into the river and hauling up fish
noSmokeFire: this is for the best
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesLol
TacitusVigil: Indiana?!
user_with_name17: like why did they choose this year and how far back in time are we going"?
pazzer99: katesWat
Orichlepidopter: Now what dis we learn about Brazil today?
TheWarbo: when you die in the amazon, you don't die in real life
GSCeurope: what the heck... just started oregon trail deluxe with 14 oxen, 13 were stolen on day 13
Dr_fragenstien: I think this might be good W+P material
DarkNacht: 1940s = ancient?
Lithobraker: its a capucin monkey!
rocketjohn: please no
rocketjohn: orion trail?
user_with_name17: I think it has potential
Orichlepidopter: Organ Trail?
Mysticman89: ooo, amazon trail. I thought this was some sort of oregon trail dlc
rocketjohn: is that any good?
ElektroTal: can we play oregon trail again?
TacitusVigil: What was it called again?
Lithobraker: DarkNacht before the internet, so... yeah :P
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Amazon Trail was really cool when you got the hang of it.
user_with_name17: too bad we didn't get the voice acting
TheWarbo: there's a reason the icon was a camera
splatty1: trails done quick with james turner
Earthenone: banker. 3000 pounds of food, no stoping
TXC2: Grulling pace, no rations!
TXC2: Kappa
wench_tacular: try not to get cholora this time
Iraeda: clearly go with commodore 64
TheWarbo: oregontrailalloneword
Redhot19: there's an sgdq run on YouTube
Yawnmon: I've seen a 30min speedrun agdq
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AnjaZeta: Is next week Number Munchers or Carmen Sandiego?
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Pedantically: Currently speedrunning it. Lol
Aarek: The DOS speed run WR is 4 minutes
TXC2: SUB HYPE 39
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TStodden: Time of Deserted Bus for Life 1886
DerPilsner: Any %
user_with_name17: rookie mistake, caring about names
TacitusVigil: Speed Run strats: buy nothing. Kappa
user_with_name17: got to save them frames
TehAmelie: i always had the feeling the last name you put in gets treated as a small child and dies most easily
kinkerbelle: more oxen don't go faster
user_with_name17: should probably be playing in a different language for faster load times
Earthenone: hunting slows your speedrun
Blejin: whats the optimus prime figure in the backround on the shelf called @loadingreadyrun
Pedantically: You don't need to hunt at all
ZachtlyAsIntended: is this speed run strats?
Friggin_Cornflakes: lousy Smarch weather
Pedantically: Ended up getting screwed by RNG quite a bit, but still ended September 8 (starting in March)
TehAmelie: i just played a game where i got nothing but six oxen and bullets and on like day five all but 18 of the bullets were stolen
Theycallmejokke: Wroom wroom!
Mr_sandmens: which one is this
traveller800: I;m surprised he;s not used science to make it a nuclear powered wagon
TXC2: 2 mins down
TehAmelie: speefording it?
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Speed Wagonning!
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: REO Speed Wagon
user_with_name17: no
Temperature_Droplet: are you gonna be at AGDQ?
TehAmelie: or speedfording
Gregarious_Potato: Hello all!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Here's hoping your spedrun doesn't get screwed by the RNG.
TXC2: hello Gregarious_Potato welcome
DarkNacht: Oregon Trail Classic is actually Delux
Pedantically: I lost 1500 lbs of food caulking that river :(
xmetal280: Your commentary is hilarious. Yes. Yes. Go. Yes. Yes.
plummeting_sloth: sell James
TehAmelie: you just "have" a broken leg. like, nothing happened
polaris415: F
Theycallmejokke: F
Earthenone: !clip
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Orichlepidopter: F
TehAmelie: the leg became broken
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesRip
orellien2773: Timing!
theneatestburrito: lrrWOW
wench_tacular: slow clap
splatty1: kill the james, save the frames Kappa
Going_Medium: f
polaris415: someone clip that
Barb4rian: That didn't last long
Gnuttor: Sorry, James....
pazzer99: katesRip
Lirelent: it heaaaard you
tomorrowboy: cheer1000 James has died.
plummeting_sloth: so it's not a 100% passenger run then
TheAinMAP: katesRip again.
mastershake29x: james speedruns, james dies
DerPilsner: speed run complete.
Barb4rian: I hope someone is clipping that one
steelfox13: Hi highlights!
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun now eat james for extra supplies
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] James is expendable.
LRRbot: New quote #5473: "James is expendable." —James [2018-11-01]
Theycallmejokke: lrrFINE
00busyhands: LUL
Blejin: whats the optimus prime figure on the shelf called @loadingreadyrun
Lirelent: chimney rock
kinkerbelle: if you say n you can save some frames
TXC2: Blejin it's a photo, not a real shelf
user_with_name17: these are not speed run strats
user_with_name17: just go for the dumb luck
Phosphatide: i mean it’s a photo of a shelf they had for real at one point
Natedogg2: Clearly, we've chosen to save the animals this run instead of killing them.
Phosphatide: but i doubt they remember what model of optimus it is
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Okay.... I want an Oregon Trail MMORPG now.
sorinplaneswalker: How many times have you died from dysintary
sorinplaneswalker: spl
traveller800: paul hurries to create a cure
Pedantically: 0
user_with_name17: sorinpalneswalker sadly 0
TehAmelie: would be pretty interesting, a one-way journey mmo
kinkerbelle: your leader always dies last
user_with_name17: typoid and cholera
user_with_name17: and snake bites
Beofryn: Wait, is Oregon trail the dark souls of educational games?
Morrigan9: is this a trailer for the road trip? ya'll get dysentary on that too?
Mysticman89: spoilers
TehAmelie: we better quote that too xD
Pedantically: Paul has a very poor immune system....
traveller800: paul is apparetly very expendable
accountmadeforants: Without James to absorb all the Cholera, Paul got it too
oyleslyck: river water not that potable
steelfox13: #SavePaul
Phosphatide: paulera is back Kappa
noblevegas: #paulisnotexpendable #blamejames #jamesdiedofdisentry
traveller800: we do?
orellien2773: <cough>
user_with_name17: this is how 9 year old me played the game
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: I got a fever
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: and the only cure
EOstby: The only prescription is more cowbell.
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: is more cowbell
TheWarbo: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #1498: "Chat listens to everything and they log it." —Beej [2016-01-11]
NarishmaReborn: we have a fever... for more Games of Chance!
TehAmelie: feed the fever
user_with_name17: buy food and fast pace with death all around
Lirelent: chat is expendable panicBasket
TehAmelie: with cowbell
Duudeman1620: buy food
TXC2: well that was fun, just had firefox use up 6 gigs of RAM :P
herderofturtles91: @LoadingReadyRun watching from Pocatello Idaho, literarally 5 minutes from ft hall
TStodden: We're NOT at a fort... so all we can do is hunt.
ThePerrBearr: 0 bullets?
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: @TXC2 lrrWOW
Lirelent: food is fine, till we we get to donor pass
user_with_name17: writing messages on graves stones made certain cpus in the lab better to play on, to see what messages a friend had written
NojhLivic: 0 bullets!? We dead, we're all dead!!
Rhynerd: I’m gonna go leave chat to pay my taxes and not count as dead when we inevitably get killed.
TehAmelie: no oxen in sight, i bet
herderofturtles91: @LoadingReadyRun that would be correct :P
TXC2: so long Rhynerd have "fun"
Lirelent: that is a big river
TheWarbo: @LoadingReadyRun FYI the locals here get you to pronounce the destination correctly by rhyming "It's Willamette, dammit"
accountmadeforants: They need their lucky pants
accountmadeforants: But first they need pants, yes
TehAmelie: but don't come to us and complain when the whole Shoshone nation is wearing bluejeans and listening to rock music
user_with_name17: TheWarbo I do not know how to pronounce that word either
Lirelent: I wonder what 1 ton of food looks like
NojhLivic: owww
DevInsanity: poorly
supertwinkman: chat is NOT explendable
TheWarbo: @user_with_name17 A lot of people don't; that's why the rhyme became a thing
ArcaneExplorer: I'll manage
Pedantically: No, you do not get more pants for getting there quickly :(
wench_tacular: we had two
Iraeda: the other arm paul
sigma88: chat iszk fin.e...
Dr_fragenstien: it'''snotea sy
TXC2: We'll use our NOSES!
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: it not eazy
Theycallmejokke: Chat is expenderble, there is a lot of us
DarkNacht: We can type with one hand
vegetalss4: we can use our feet
Going_Medium: cnt typ gud now.och.
Phosphatide: ow my arm
accountmadeforants: Typing with one hand for that RP
pwndnoob: The Dalles, and then float the river
TheWarbo: Also "the Dalles" is a short 'a,' like "dally"
sprawler13: DOH!
CraziestOwl: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:13:44.
Angnor33: WE have two arms.
plummeting_sloth: The Dales, home of DMs
NojhLivic: River is the best
ArcaneExplorer: with our other 1007 arms, duh
supertwinkman: James, is this an oregon trail speed run??
Phosphatide: i’m on my phone with one hand Kappa
splatty1: chat can n tye wth ne hand nw Kappa
TStodden: We only need one hand to chat... IF THAT... We have touchscreens & swipe typing.
Lirelent: i broke my hand this summer, could still type
TXC2: !viewers
LRRbot: 498 users viewing the stream. 659 users in the chat.
Mysticman89: ytpollng weith el; bow oisfionmer
jaric93: literally sitting here with a broken arm
NojhLivic: You have to manually land or you'll miss it
wench_tacular: such gameplay!
pwndnoob: phew
accountmadeforants: Damn, this keyboard is big all of a sudden
Theycallmejokke: Such gamepley
Lirelent: #blameJames
Sanaj: no just a ghost rock
TXC2: POWERSLIDE
pwndnoob: i remember this being a lot better lol
TehAmelie: and that's how we ended up in Amazonas
TStodden: That's 1/3
pwndnoob: LOL
DerPilsner: @pwndnoob Agree. This shit blew my mind as a child.
ThePerrBearr: RIP
ReydienOnline: wow
DerPilsner: LOL
Friggin_Cornflakes: NotLikeThis
Mysticman89: blub
steakmcc: LOL
Theycallmejokke: Woaw
Morrigan9: young me is all Reeeeee right now
wench_tacular: nooo, we drowned!
Angnor33: YOu killed Chat, you MOnster!
TXC2: F
TheWarbo: Chat (drowned)
NimrodXIV: James, I can't swim!
Going_Medium: F
theneatestburrito: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Dr_fragenstien: 2 dead in tragic wagon accident
ElektroTal: Paul has been expended
ChakatLunar: lrrFINE
accountmadeforants: Welp, there's that problem solved lrrSPOOP
DerPilsner: glub glub glub
TehAmelie: we're with you Paul
mifoi123: 2 drowned... everything is fine
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: guyjudgeF
polaris415: FF
Pedantically: Glug glug glug
splatty1: d-d-d-d-double kill Kappa
TStodden: Ben & Turnip are still here?
TehAmelie: to the end
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
Zengor: we're all dead
wench_tacular: one job
koelkastmagneet: adam will take turnip there
kinkerbelle: no that's it
TheM8: 3 arrows then left
TheWarbo: you just dodge rocks forever lrrHERE
TStodden: 2/3...
DerPilsner: it's just an empty, typhoid laden wagon floating down the river
TehAmelie: why was there an arrow showing the direction of the river?
Vampiricsloth: so is this is mental conditioning for next week right?
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: It's just Adam
Master_Gunner: Never listen to chat
NojhLivic: Jam on the gas!
ThePerrBearr: there's lots of interaction in this game
Lirelent: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (7d, 22:29 from now)
Mysticman89: you could don the cam think and play crank. Poor cam is still turning that crank.
TXC2: "they're all dead Dave"
koelkastmagneet: well paul had cholera and drowned. so it is a health measure
pwndnoob: you can park anytime now, right?
forlornhope22: that was thte stop.
NojhLivic: You missed it
sigma88: gg
Phosphatide: of course adam would make it Kappa
splatty1: busstop?
Lirelent: missed bus stop
punchcardy: Dalles best part of game
TheAinMAP: katesChicken
TXC2: 12:30 was the time James
Yawnmon: Good speedrun
kinkerbelle: do it again!
user_with_name17: PB?
NojhLivic: Again again!
TheWarbo: I remember loving rafting the Columbia river when I was young
TehAmelie: if you play as farmers the score per person is tripled i believe
user_with_name17: time on clock
ThePerrBearr: 4 minutes
kinkerbelle: 4:04
pwndnoob: 4:04
Earthenone: make sure not to drop beej
TheWarbo: How will this trip go?
ArcaneExplorer: Chat and spareChat
TheWarbo: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #1608: "That egg wants a pineapple!" —Beej [2016-01-18]
ReydienOnline: the 4:04 time was set a month ago
Phosphatide: lrrBEEJ
Redhot19: timer doesn't start until you get on the trail
user_with_name17: crashing into rocks?
Aarek: yeah any% banker on DOS is 4:04
Lirelent: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:27 from now).
Aarek: 12th place is 7:29
Mysticman89: watching the speed run video...man he flies through menus
Earthenone: Speedrunoneword rulles apply?
user_with_name17: and thus James began his run for the world record
Friggin_Cornflakes: i wonder if they change the CPU cycles on the speedrun
ThePerrBearr: I love the guide on speedrun website "hit spacebar a lot"
user_with_name17: we were there people
TStodden: RNGesus would have to take the wheel.
user_with_name17: never forget
TehAmelie: let's see how much faster the TAS run is
Mysticman89: speedrun is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcxIlNOv43Q
splatty1: so is this the return of speedrunOneWord
fiftymcnasty: Make sure to rest up before you pull in for that health bonus at the end
Xenguin47: Move those little legs, oxen!
ThePerrBearr: OregonTrailAllOneWord
IbunWest: I imagine they also don’t care about keeping people alive in a speedrun. Just getting to the end
noSmokeFire: CHat
NojhLivic: sorry
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Where am we?!?
wench_tacular: we'll do better
TStodden: We wouldn't have attempted Radio Silence.
TheWarbo: I read CHat as "commodore hustle @"
eruditeCaptain: That is a lot of pounds worth of foods.
forlornhope22: You drowned us. We aren't sticking around for more punishment.
Orichlepidopter: That's a very existential accusation
Xenguin47: We got distracted by the BurmaShave billboards.
TehAmelie: ha, the tool assisted runs are over 8 minutes
eruditeCaptain: thats at least several mes
Pedantically: Yeah, in a speedrun points don't matter.
Batyn: Is anyone else having trouble with the LRR website? It says database error for me.
accountmadeforants: We weren't lost, we swear this way was faster!
Xenguin47: How will he play the game!?
Alephred: Hey, the Loadingreadyrun.com website is kinda broken right now.
TehAmelie: yep, Ashton is on it
user_with_name17: got to hack those graves out, ruins our chances
eruditeCaptain: I'm also having errors with the lrr website.
pwndnoob: stopping is slow!
Phosphatide: that gravesite would’ve been for james i believe
Voxlunch: Grueling pace meager rations let's go
Xenguin47: Oxen: "Excuse me, but this grass isn't organic..."
TehAmelie: we started too sooooon
user_with_name17: really seems to be based on the number of events
ThePerrBearr: i'm not mad Grass, i'm just disappointed in your inadequacy
user_with_name17: so maybe non-meager means less messages of health problems
pwndnoob: so the reason the speedrun is the speedrun is he floats the snake river and it sinks really quickly, and kills someone, saving animation time
Voxlunch: one time no typhus
Mysticman89: sppedrun starts in april
TheWarbo: "I assume there are correct things to do" ~ James
oyleslyck: that food is dropping like flies
Xenguin47: The "correct" way to travel the Oregon Trail is "not".
user_with_name17: routing is the fun part
eruditeCaptain: "There's only so many options, everything else is just random" That's a very realistic game, eh?
Xenguin47: I mean, you bust your butt to get there so you can... um... bust your butt to grow food?
WolfAmulet: Someone, maybe Yahtzee, said there should be a fighting game where your ranking at the end of a stage, A+, B, C, ect, is determined randomly, just to annoy perfectionists
TStodden: Grueling pace has you moving for 16 hours, IIRC... so all you're doing is traveling & sleeping... eating along the way (or something like that)
Dr_fragenstien: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:22 from now).
user_with_name17: WolfAmulet sounds good to me. I really don't like games that rank me. Makes me antagonistic to the game
kinkerbelle: what else is there to do? there's no internet yet!
Angnor33: We lost Adam!
NojhLivic: James? James who?
Theycallmejokke: Moving on
Voxlunch: JAMES FUKKIN DIED
TehAmelie: you two oxen, carry your buddy!
Xenguin47: If oxen dies, just turn it into food!
Aarek: the WR menu's too fast to easily see the starting options
user_with_name17: we don't have time for lrrEFF 's
ThePerrBearr: eat the oxen!
TheWarbo: "This ox died of disease." "Well, time to chow down"
Angnor33: Eat James.
TheMandrew: i stepped away for a bit, are we doing Oregon Trail speed run?
Phosphatide: adam can’t die, he’s the game god
Xenguin47: Maybe it died from broken leg.
MehallD: No you misheard, I want to eat SIZ oxen
MehallD: *SIX
ThePerrBearr: just cut off the green bits
Xenguin47: I mean, you can't fix broken leg.
MehallD: fuck
user_with_name17: was it sick? or just some random blunt trama to the head
Fugi: Paul's gonna die :(
WolfAmulet: I mean, in the 1800s people probably had better digestion, and could handle sick oxen....I assume
TehAmelie: grueling pace doesn't seem worth it when people start getting sick
Mysticman89: cookiung food should kill disease bacteria and so on right?
tvenn: how many "this new red dead looks a bit off" have there been
user_with_name17: isn't this the end?
KidSpanner: Grueling seems to be killing you.
Phosphatide: as long as paul doesn’t break his legs after being bitten by a snake he will live Kappa
Mysticman89: speedrun at the very least starts gruelling, so it works
0x6772: stop for health
TheWarbo: Yeah the Dalles is a day trip from the Willamette valley (here in 2018 I mean)
pwndnoob: barlow road is brutal
noSmokeFire: can you get more than one wagon??
Rhynerd: Did we survive?
fiftymcnasty: Lost out on all those health points
noSmokeFire: then why does 1 wagon = 50 points...what a weird system
noSmokeFire: you didn't use most of your food
ThePerrBearr: Farmer speedrun record is only a little under 6 minutes
user_with_name17: 12:41:37
ReydienOnline: you'd have to hunt a lot
ReydienOnline: but you could get like a 7K score
sho_supercharge: Woah, Red dead 2 looks amazing!
user_with_name17: 12:42:17
VoidByAnyOtherName: is james MLG pro oregon trail player?
Mysticman89: speedrun for banker ends on june 20th for what it's worth, so basically a 2 month trip
VoidByAnyOtherName: carpenters gonna carpent
frozenphoenix7: Is this Speedrun One Trail?
trulysharp51: Hi guys, finally able to catch one your streams!
Isaac3567: Did we all die last round or did we make it?
Phosphatide: check the graves and you’ll likely see james on the headstone
TheWarbo: So is OT a roguelike or an idle game?
NarishmaReborn: where'd we go?
TehAmelie: crap, the game is onto us
TheWarbo: Where am I!?!?!?!?
Rhynerd: At least ben didn’t drown.
VoidByAnyOtherName: yer in way over your head james MiniK
egyptcraze: the most memorable game of oregon trail ive ever played, and the furthest i ever got - was the game where i made it into the rockies...and then became the donner party
user_with_name17: you lost 3 ox
Mysticman89: still correct that ben didn't drown. because he didnn't go with you.
WolfAmulet: You have less oxen. Maybe that reduces the speed?
Rhynerd: That’s why he didn’t drown.
SachielOne: 69 miles... nice.
fiftymcnasty: YOu lost 3 ox that slows you down
WolfAmulet: There is presumably a mechanical effect for less oxen
TXC2: right I was gone awhile, wwhat I miss
accountmadeforants: Going by the VOD, your previous run was 8:18, by the way. Which is pretty deece.
DarkNacht: I think Ian might burn down the wagon
noSmokeFire: it's like the fox, chicken, grain problem. if you and turnip aren't in the cart, ben eats james
ElektroTal: just don't leave chat with the duck when you take the fox across the river
Reecer6: Imagine doing the wolf chicken and grain problem but- yeah
TehAmelie: noo why is leg?
ReydienOnline: @LoadingReadyRun if you take the vod and submit it to Speedrun.com, you could be #13
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Oof, ouch, my leg bones!
TheWarbo: Chat's shared leg is now broken
7gorobei: you have so many bullets
ReydienOnline: maybe, you'd have to check the rule
Mt_Storm: X_X
Angnor33: Dead again.
NarishmaReborn: whoops
mrsarkhan: F
WolfAmulet: Maybe some ox bones at the abandoned wagon?
ReydienOnline: rules
lighting_bolt_123: I thought this was desert bus lol
TwitchTVsFrank: f
Mysticman89: katesDied
KidSpanner: Losing all those oxen immediately was a bold but poor decision.
DrakeF: fifiRip
TheWarbo: now that chat is dead, it's okay to rest
TXC2: chat got Old yellered
Rhynerd: lrrSPOOP
fiftymcnasty: Man this is not gonna be a good score
frozenphoenix7: Turnip is the one who can drive the wagon, Paul and James know the path, Chat is moral support
Going_Medium: I hid the bullets, so you wouldn't take me out back :(
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the thief stole 37 bullets? In a row?
NathanLonghair: we're gonna haunt you now
Phosphatide: you chose carpenter so you could fix things but you can’t fix broken limbs BibleThump
noSmokeFire: that's as many as 3.7 tens, and that's terrible
user_with_name17: can't fix whats most important, a broken heart
Antimuffin: cheer100 Just got here, has anyone died of dysentery yet?
NarishmaReborn: dysentery is totally in this one
noSmokeFire: broken limbs
Angnor33: measles
lemmel: and typhoid
plummeting_sloth: damned bullet thieves
DarkNacht: dysentery is fairly uncommon
noSmokeFire: like, not even full cases of bullets
plummeting_sloth: steals bullets, uses bullets to hold you up again
TheWarbo: "stop stealing the bullets I looted from the dead bois"
Going_Medium: Ian hid those... Didn't want to be old yellered for the snake bite... too late.
vegetalss4: I imagine a sneak thief.
TheAinMAP: katesRip
MsL3th4l: Who else is left? just James and Paul?
DrakeF: Turnip
TXC2: "this is a Bank robbery, has any one got a gun?!"
vegetalss4: A robber would likely have taken them all.
Xenguin47: As it should be
TehAmelie: walk it off
Phosphatide: we’re all broken
user_with_name17: I loot ammo in fallout, better than caps
7gorobei: time to take paul out back
SachielOne: Can I assume that Paul knows the website is broken?
TheWarbo: You can
plummeting_sloth: arms grow back, don't be a baby
Xenguin47: Bad water! Bad bad water!
Antimuffin: "Inadequate Grass" - Hey, I'm sure that the grass is trying its best.
TXC2: SachielOne yes he does, Ashton is working on it
MsL3th4l: Bad Water. As in, it votes against its interests?
TheWarbo: This is great. We're in adequate grass.
Going_Medium: Is resting in the dessert a good plan?
user_with_name17: but it takes too long?
TheWarbo: Yeah but The Dalles to OC isn't actually that far.
user_with_name17: maybe crash right away
steelfox13: That dark bad water
noSmokeFire: it's the best road around
MsL3th4l: Oh shit you're in the dalles? you're practically in Oregon.
Xenguin47: Nice road with no grass or water.
user_with_name17: boat-crash-get end screen fastest
Kamotetop: you can live on guns and parts alone?
Mysticman89: saunter over the finish line
plummeting_sloth: saunter in to Oregon
accountmadeforants: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:35:43.
Xenguin47: Oh no! Oxen-y!
user_with_name17: 12:50:39 - 12:42:17
WizardZedd: 7:32 is what I got
Vampiricsloth: awe 4 points away from 1337
Aarek: yeah I got 7:32 ish as well
ReydienOnline: you would be #13 on speedrun.com, James
7gorobei: 32 bullets are worth 0?
plummeting_sloth: welcome to the newest episode of speedrunalloneword
ReydienOnline: if you submit your run
kinkerbelle: you're top 10!
rocketjohn: rip speedrunoneword
TheWarbo: So what you're saying is it's a roguelike
Yawnmon: I believe the rng in manipulable
TheWarbo: play repeatedly just to see what the RNG throws at you
accountmadeforants: I got 8:35, where did you guys start counting? (VOD 1:27:05 here)
noSmokeFire: the game of chance *is* desert bus
WizardZedd: I started counting when the journey started (I didn't include the initial menuing, name entering, purchasing, etc)
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Paul
KharadBanar: The Event
user_with_name17: 8:22 or something, time math is hard
Aarek: Time starts when you hit enter after selecting "1. Travel the trail." Time starts when Oxen stop at Willamette Valley. So yeah longer than 7:32 as I started my time when you journey started
coopdawg_22: Rip, I just got here
Alephred: Loadingreadyrun.com is broken atm
TheWarbo: Okay I need to recommend the awesome Oregon Trail music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SndQr_0IxVI
RayFK: NOTHING. IS. HAPPENING. NEXT. WEEK.
user_with_name17: and I am lazy
Mysticman89: sppedrun includes stuff purchasing and all that. the videos does it reaaaal fast
Fugi: If you want Games of Chance just donate straight to child's play and not through the site
TXC2: RayFK not a bus damn thing
TXC2: next week: no streams
Friedent: is the lrr schedule page down for anyone else?
TXC2: the week after: ALL THE STREAM
MsL3th4l: Guess last year's "doing it in the moon base" didn't work out that well, huh?
punchcardy: Is dB happening in the moonbase again?
TXC2: Friedent sites down, ashton is working it
TheWarbo: Friedent website is down, the people who need to know, know
TXC2: punchcardy nopw
TXC2: *nope
ReydienOnline: there is a loadingreadylive! it just happens to be 7 days long
mastershake29x: @MsL3th4l it did, but they don't have access to the extra space they did last year as it's been rented
ReydienOnline: and hosted on twitch.tv/desertbus
Antimuffin: <3 doctors!
Friedent: thank you!
RayFK: Look forward to when James and I just play PUBG
TXC2: that sounds like a mistake
user_with_name17: 24 hour stream
ThePerrBearr: that would be ridiculous
Kamotetop: For the Children
TXC2: I dont think love Doctors is PG
egyptcraze: new podcast idea?
DarkNacht: 24 hours of Love Doctors!!
user_with_name17: db is pg?
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:04 from now).
ThePerrBearr: roll for one of the other games
Xenguin47: Run it back! :D
Antimuffin: We need Desert Bus Royale, when Buses just try to stop each other from reaching Tuscon
MsL3th4l: Oregon Trail really is the opposite of DB. Lots of things happens, and lots of death lol.
TheWarbo: but was it the *opposite* of Desert Bus?
Blejin: whats the optimus prime on the shelf called @loadingreadyrun
NarishmaReborn: spawn some spiders!
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
noSmokeFire: force spider spawning
orrie104: Hey Guys, just hopped on. Not sure how else to ping you on this, or if anyone's mentioned it yet... but loadingreadyron.com is down.
TXC2: orrie104 they know, they're working on it
user_with_name17: ron?
Theycallmejokke: White Green Humans, laugh at all the other drafters gosling each other fighting over spider spawning
orrie104: Thx @TXC2.
TXC2: So Mardu Vamps gonna win then? Kappa
noSmokeFire: should do a commander pre-con cube draft, with all the cards from commander pre-cons past
punchcardy: Everyone playing Atraxa....
TheWarbo: Horizon: Zero Dead
KharadBanar: Verizon: Zero Data?
Phosphatide: red dob redobtion
TXC2: Next week from sunday would be DB James
TXC2: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (7d, 22:02 from now)
JosephDeath: Site seemed down for me?
TXC2: JosephDeath they're working on fixing it
orrie104: Yay Paul!
bogween: BY GUYS
bogween: bye*
Fugi: Only the LRR site, DB is fine
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Paul
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
user_with_name17: ron.com?
JosephDeath: Ah, ty @txc2
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2275 patrons for a total of $12,925.53 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
pazzer99: thanks for stream
Jondare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:01 from now).
TXC2: bye
dougma: um... Paul? webside crashing.... T.T
dougma: *website...
TheWarbo: they know
dougma: ok
TXC2: dougma he knows, people are fxing it
dougma: And I arrive as the stream ends
dougma: timing!!!
Kamotetop: !db
frozenphoenix7: You say people, I say LRRBot is self-repairing itself to prepare to conquer the world
Kamotetop: Can someone do the countdown thingy?
Fugi: 7 days 22 hours
Kamotetop: Thank you
TXC2: !dbcoundown
TXC2: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (7d, 21:58 from now)
TXC2: turns out spelling helps :p
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ah! did I miss GoC?
TXC2: sadly yes
control_rig: Do we know who will be our MagicPersons this afternoon?
TXC2: not for sure, but James probably
control_rig: I guess the Pax crew are still recovering?
rasterscan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (53m from now).
TehAmelie: by now they could have been sleeping for 24 hours. . .mm, that sounds nice
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ben was on AFK and Let's nope yesterday and he was at PAX...
control_rig: I would love to sleep 24 hours straight. But I have a 3 year old