TehAmelie: ha
TehAmelie: i'm definitely unapologetic good
Metric_Furlong: anyway, should probably get back to watching that, since the Herp Derp Derp, I'm Alex This Is How I Talk stream is imminent
gnome_friend: Is he on LRRMTG today?
Metric_Furlong: I don't know
Metric_Furlong: it is a reference to the first episode of Friday Nights
gnome_friend: It's interesting how the first few seasons of Friday Nights sort of confused Jer and Alex's characters for a bit
gnome_friend: And also Graham's and James's characters
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
gnome_friend: !desertbus
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TXC2 returns
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always need healing.
gnome_friend sends two d4's of fey energy to LRRbot
TehAmelie: noo the magic will lrrEFF up the technology
TXC2: it's 2d4 plus proficiency Kappa
gnome_friend: But now it's COOL technology
TXC2 makes joke, worries about accuracy, gets PHB
TehAmelie: speaking of energy, let's try this "focI" "superberry flavor" energy drink without sugar or caffeine
TehAmelie: no idea
gnome_friend: exciting
TXC2: a berry the superman pooped?
TehAmelie: i also don't know what the enzymes or the "russian root" active ingredients are about
gnome_friend: There are so many roots in Russia
TehAmelie: so i'm just telling you this in case i grow eyes in my lungs or something
gnome_friend: I think I'd prefer to have lungs in my eyes to eyes in my lungs
TehAmelie: eh, mild chemical coctail fruit flavor
gnome_friend: But both options aren't great
TXC2: I dont know breathing through the eyes seems bad
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
TXC2: being able to see my own lungs could have a use though
gnome_friend: I'd probably constantly keep those eyes shut though
gnome_friend: I don't think I'd be able to do anything without feeling sick if I kept them open
TehAmelie: i don't think you'd see anything unless you were standing in a light therapy lamp
TehAmelie: but they'd interfere with breathing
gnome_friend: Good point
gnome_friend: One would need to somehow inhale the light
gnome_friend: Which seems difficult
TXC2: you can close the lung eyes only when holding your breath lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
gnome_friend: Oooh, Innistrad
gnome_friend: Let's not spawn spiders though
Laurence72: "Now class, remember -- You can not open the eyes of your lungs until you learn how to breathe properly"
TehAmelie: how seasonal
TXC2: yes, liked it was planed or something
TXC2: CONTACT!
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
ThePerrBearr: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Fluffy776: katesAir katesAir katesAir
TehAmelie: aw, time. i was just starting to watch the new Movies with Mikey
gnome_friend: I want to see a burning vengeance deck sometime
NathanJay_GA: o/
Laurence72: Bring on the badgers?
gnome_friend unleashes a stampede of badgers
williamg19: Lol
Laurence72: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Laurence72: I was not ready for that many badgers!
gnome_friend: The badgers begin cuddling chatspeople
Angreed66: gnome friend is a druid. Makes sense.
Noy2222: Are they playing Bridge today?
TXC2: sadly no
gnome_friend: Noy2222 I think it's poker lrrBEEJ
williamg19: When you put stampede of badgers into play tap all creatures as they are benign cuddled to much
control_rig: Go Fish (Merfolk)
professor_superman: PICK UP YOUR TOKENS BEN
TXC2: finally playing Uno on stream
punchcardy: Can we wrap Serge in some bubble wrap before DB to prevent his next injury?
DoctorSaius: woooooo
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DoctorSaius: Innistrad baby
TehAmelie: i think a large plastic bubble
Laurence72: I know it won't happen, but we need a Slapjack stream!
offbeatwitch: yeah, serge should be safely wrapped up to prevent injury
gnome_friend: Badger hype!
TXC2: here we GO!
mastershake29x: 3 man booth!
samubtdp1985: innistrad hype
IgnisDeus: 1884
gnome_friend: I was just born this year
gnome_friend: Or wait
Laurence72: Graham has enetered... The Exile Zone
TXC2: 2011 is when it came out
gnome_friend: Not 1998
offbeatwitch: I was 11 then!
Sibwow: that was 50 years ago
MostCallMe__Tim: Graham is back!!!
ampharos15: ya 2011 is when i started playing lol
Fluffy776: also Skyrim
gredorabugman: Did Ben ever pick up his tokens?
TXC2: it's be SEVEN Years!
SajuukSjet: in the year 2525....
gnome_friend: THat's almost two years1
Aarek: That video was AMAZING
Ringo_The_Monkey: Did u guys see the direct?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Squee is a dollar?
Aarek: I spent spiders to Ben in wow.
TrickJarrett: Pick up your tokens Ben
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TXC2: soon enough I WILL be timing out people for it :P
manfred909: we gass light Ben any way so
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah Twilight Zone refferences were spot on
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Exile Zone was spectacular
gnome_friend: TrickJarrett no gaslighting
Laurence72: I loved how you got the intro of The Twilight Zone with just MtG cards
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I feel bad between the tokens and the Traitor thing, last nights AFK seemed not fun for Ben.
Lucien0451: It was fantastic Graham
TehAmelie: i've never even watched Twilight Zone and yet i recognized it
vokayregrebniew: i love the scary door so much
samubtdp1985: Friday nights was awesome
TXC2: it was Murice lamarche, not Billy West
HungryCavalier: Why are James and Graham blurry?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh there was another one I liked. Night Gallery?
TrickJarrett: @gnome_friend - lol, gotcha
williamg19: Gruel or die?
DeviantHS: i did not get it, but still enjoyed it
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
Jondare: yeah, i too have never actually seen the twillight zone, but i still clearly got the reference. well done
Laurence72: Eureka for teh E=mc2
TXC2: because Memes
jdarr5000: Sweet Graham was able to timetravel back to canada for mtg today
Battlecreekgeek: How long are we up?
Ominouslyominous: Cameron's hair is doing a strange phase shifting thing on the edges though.
gnome_friend: Cameron "The Blur" Lauder
darkecologist: the cam loves Cam
offbeatwitch: get a nice camera in here so the greenscreen is less grainy round the edges Kappa
A_Dub888: Camera clearly favors Cam
noSmokeFire: "welcome to...the scary door."
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I think Bigfoot is Blurry. which makes him even scarier. somewhere out there is a large out of focus dude.. - mitch hedburg
TXC2: it was Maurice on Futurama doing the Scary door
Wangor: I'm so happy to see MTGO again :D
Battlecreekgeek: Excellent sweater G
NexusVoxx: bring innistrad flashback draft to arena you cowards
mastershake29x: @Wangor we found the one!
Theycallmejokke: All travel pre, all the time
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
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Fr0Dough: Oh hecken yes! Innistrad!
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KartoffelKaiser: Ah, it's MTGO. This user interface truly is the horror experience of halloween
noSmokeFire: "all the time in the world, I can finally draft innistrad"
TXC2: I only know this becuase I've watched the DVD comentraies :p
gredorabugman: I'm honestly only on MTGO for Pauper or Commander
TXC2: SUB HYPE ANSWER
Fluffy776: Never a better chance to draft with LRR
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Laurence72: Man, if I didn't have toleave for work in 20 minutes, I would so jump in just to draft with you guys
Battlecreekgeek: That would be lovely indeed
ThePerrBearr: This Bridge mod looks weird
offbeatwitch: "I just had impure thoughts" - Graham
offbeatwitch: that's a good quote
control_rig: Bolas
TheBeardedFool: why is event titles mtg arena?
Sannindi: Nicky B transforms, yeah.
DemoDane: little bolas
Battlecreekgeek: we have doubledsided cards from Ixalan
Theycallmejokke: Nicky B
KartoffelKaiser: Ixalan had double sided cards
TrickJarrett: The lands from Ixlana
Kumakaori: NickyB Ravager
SamanthaVess: Innistrad! rooHappy
mastershake29x: the leader only has 4 trophies
Drackan_: its not
TrickJarrett: The event item on Twitch
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
noSmokeFire: Stream is defo innistrad draft
DeviantHS: not stream name. but event name
NexusVoxx: naxalone
darkecologist: is it sweater season over there?
Battlecreekgeek: Feels like a good tradition
Laurence72: lol
gredorabugman: Is it too early to ask if Simic Slaw will make return in the next Friday Nights? 🤔
TXC2: Yes Cam yes
mtgtonight: It's always cozy season.
TXC2: she's so much better on DS9 though
Battlecreekgeek: Summer ended last week here in the Neterlands
Battlecreekgeek: *netherlands
Theycallmejokke: Wohoo! Shirtless G
TrickJarrett: Unsubscribe from Ixlana facts
CururuGuasu: They already have aftermath cards implemented so flashback would be easy
noSmokeFire: "sweater weather" sounds like a great deck name for an archetype that doesn't exist
gnome_friend: ^
Battlecreekgeek: Hmm... some kind of blue frost trick thing?
TallBlondePillager: Ice age block constructed deck
noSmokeFire: grouphug/pillow fort??
Fluffy776: With snow lands
Jacobontherun1: stax burn?
TehAmelie: i wanna be a telepath near Spock. i bet it's freaky in there
gnome_friend: Counterburn?
CyanMig: theres that black...something chill
Martizz1e: how many bits for that Graham
gunbuster000: X sweeper burn?
offbeatwitch: it's a weekend song
Battlecreekgeek: Skred red
RayFK: It's an Argentum Armor Equipment deck featuring only Chestplates
professor_superman: Everything sounds like a deck name
noSmokeFire: "cozy burn" is a great concept
gredorabugman: Skreader Weather
KartoffelKaiser: "What are you playing?" "Oh, I sleeved up 5 color sweater weather"
NexusVoxx: def runs snow covered mountains
IgnisDeus: So, Hat Draft?
Sibwow: RW pillowfort with banefire finisher
NexusVoxx: its actually just Skred
Armoric: As someone who doesn't play MTGO, waiting for somebody to stream the flashback drafts amidst all the MTGA streams took awhile. Yay for LRR~
SrMuskrat: Like Delverish type deck Aggro Tempo
Lord_Hosk: Rare
Aarek: is that the deck that swaps your live total for the kill?
darkecologist: rainbow lich is very silly
TehAmelie: !card rainbow lich
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
EJGRgunner: Sweater weather her sounds like a deep freeze based deck
Kumakaori: yaaaay drafting :D!
Battlecreekgeek: Monk is sweet
Wangor: Ooh, Geist Honored Monk.
Ristow: this pack is great
TXC2: I have ZERO Idea how Rainbow lich works :P
TrickJarrett: I play Jeskai Cyclops for grinding MTG Arena
Battlecreekgeek: Dead weight is nice
Khasi1596: !lich's mastery
DeviantHS: had that last time tho
Ristow: Monk is one of the best cards in this set limited right?
Khasi1596: !card Lich's Mastery
LRRbot: Lich's Mastery [3BBB] | Legendary Enchantment | Hexproof / You can't lose the game. / Whenever you gain life, draw that many cards. / Whenever you lose life, for each 1 life you lost, exile a permanent you control or a card from your hand or graveyard. / When Lich's Mastery leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.
Lord_Hosk: This was just about peak magic
NexusVoxx: Jescy-clops
TXC2: TrickJarrett Green with black splash stompy for me.
KartoffelKaiser: Geist Honored monk also goes in g/w humans, I think?
Battlecreekgeek: some deec picks in this
RayFK: All you need is 1 Invisible Stalker, and 1 Butcher's Cleaver. There, I just fixed your draft.
fiftymcnasty: G/W humans
SrMuskrat: UW spirits seems like one of the better archetypes in this format
TXC2: Boring, But Practical
DeviantHS: pilgrim
noSmokeFire: someone was saying to go G/W humans to draft around people forcing spider spawning
gnome_friend: Flinterspright
Battlecreekgeek: Pilgrim
Ristow: mono-geists
SoulSpliceV: PIVOT
TehAmelie: !findquote pivot
LRRbot: Quote #2792: "It is, strictly speaking, taint controls as well, because you pivot around your taint." —Alex [2016-06-15]
Lord_Hosk: chapple geist
darkecologist: phantom i assume?
TehAmelie: not the quote i expected
ampharos15: im thinking pilgrim
KartoffelKaiser: Draft self-mill, everyone is too afraid of it not being open to draft it Kappa
Jirinal: splinterfrig for spider spawning
Battlecreekgeek: Lumberknot is almost The Truth
Jirinal: spider spawning is insane
control_rig: What
RayFK: Force Delver
SoulSpliceV: FIVE COLOR GOOD STUFF
Drackan_: loll
ampharos15: ummmmm just take it
DeviantHS: somebody opened spider spawning LUL
MrSVCD: pride1000 dziHello lrrDILLY
Jirinal: its red
Battlecreekgeek: notably, white/green does not seem open here
RayFK: I NEVER WAS AROUND IN INNISTRAD
1MrGhost: Does this format ever go to 7?
Lord_Hosk: Balefiredragon is a 283 ticket card!
TXC2: it's Great with Gisela let me tell you :P
RayFK: I AM TRYING GRAHAM
Jirinal: red is garbo in ISD
thalynos: dragon is always best strategy
Armoric: Aren't people dodging Red because it was said to be the weakest colour in the set?
KartoffelKaiser: Draft bombs, play a bad mana base, get rewarded
thalynos: force dragon tribal
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lord_Hosk
Ristow: Dragon basically says "In 1 turn you win the game"
Battlecreekgeek: Rats is not bad probably?
DeviantHS: mulch take spider spawning p3p8 LUL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: TAKE THE ISLAND!
TXC2: Red was Weak?
Jirinal: yeah red is awful
TXC2: red can BE weak?
Battlecreekgeek: Hahahah four letters from Rolling Thunder feelsbadman
KartoffelKaiser: Red was part of the UR Flashback deck, it can't be that bad
Lithobraker: maybe someone saw invisible stalker + the hatchet thing
Laurence72: Naya good stuff!
Angreed66: Just got back from friday nights how's it going?
Ristow: I mean Red had the Burning Vengeance deck right?
KartoffelKaiser: Like wasn't burning vengeance in this set? That deck was almost unbeatable
SoulSpliceV: look at all that red
gnome_friend: Spectral flight is exciting
Battlecreekgeek: yea got a reprint
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KartoffelKaiser: Also Green/Red werewolves was a deck in this format. That deck was insane
Battlecreekgeek: Also good in GRN
Therberus: INISTRAD FLASHBACK ?!
tiennis: cults is better
Therberus: Sign me up !!!
noSmokeFire: "ass-mouth goblin" is so much worse as a concept
SamanthaVess: Ashmouth Hound with relevant subtype
TXC2: SUB HYPE 43
Therberus: Hello G+J+C :)
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
darkecologist: the day/night flipping triggers are similar to new innistrad set right?
Martizz1e: i say go mono red!
Battlecreekgeek: go vampires maybe?
Lord_Hosk: Red was the 5th most powerful color the set, which made it in probably 6 in the block and top 10 for the year.
Battlecreekgeek: hmm no that seems a waste of the monk
NexusVoxx: oh, not idol games
Therberus: Talking sim on idle games ? Can't wait to see the VOD
KartoffelKaiser: Mob is not bad?
Jirinal: well now its your time to prove how good red is then :P
SoulSpliceV: @darkecologist different transform cards have different requirements. werewolves flip regularly, but most others only flip once
TXC2: Lord_Hosk seems legit
darkecologist: @SoulSpliceV i see. thanks.
A_Dub888: !card geistflame
LRRbot: Geistflame [R] | Instant | Geistflame deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback {3}{R}
Battlecreekgeek: seems deec
TehAmelie: i always forget about time. it's not meant to be some like, constant
TXC2: ooh the flail
tiennis: red black morbid was great. steal there stuff and sac it
Battlecreekgeek: ez torch
gnome_friend: Mono-red hype!
Martizz1e: called it!!!
Battlecreekgeek: neither is Mauler by te way
DeviantHS: brimstone was in the pack i think
KartoffelKaiser: Time to oops into burning vengeance
TehAmelie: maybe we're drafting against robots. maybe they've spread out of Arena
Drackan_: literally no one else is in red lol
Lord_Hosk: BrainWheevel is the bane of my existence... when you are searching boxes and boxes and boxes for bump in the nights... you grab a lot of brain weevels by mistake
RayFK: Geistflame is just a strictly worse Geist of Saint Traft, actual worse card in Geist Tribal
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SoulSpliceV: lmao
Ristow: come on Devil's Play
SamanthaVess: Innist-red
TXC2: man for the days when a 2/1 for 2 in red was what they got :p
tiennis: mono red hype! now open olivia!
DeviantHS: oh cant count to 9 <<
Battlecreekgeek: Bloody halloween draft
hmfons: This is the content I crave
TheBorzoi: thebor2H thebor2H
Battlecreekgeek: ooooooh
gnome_friend: Bump!
tiennis: do it!!!
Laurence72: Come on Tibalt!
SamanthaVess: Bump!
TXC2: chamebrakers would be so good at 4mana
KartoffelKaiser: well we're taking army of the damned.
SoulSpliceV: PogChamp
1MrGhost: This pack is STACKED!
Sannindi: Someone mentioned greeeeeed?
SrMuskrat: Lets just get Olivia Voldaren
noSmokeFire: aren't you contractually obligated to pick up bump?
KartoffelKaiser: I don't care how uncastable it is do it
Battlecreekgeek: slpash in monored
DeviantHS: splach black
Vandred921: Bump!
TheElrad: that's not a red card
Battlecreekgeek: for shock value
Angreed66: You'll never cast it though
pazzer99: lrrWOW
SoulSpliceV: BUMP IN THE NIGHT
Drackan_: ghoul
tiennis: JUST DO IT!
KidSpanner: Time for the memes.
stevestein: BUMP IN THE NIGHT. IT IS WRITTEN
RayFK: Put Zombies in Smash you Cowards!
Battlecreekgeek: Ghoul is good
Ristow: could take Departure in case we get a Vengeance
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KartoffelKaiser: Wait if we mill the bump in the nights we don't even need to splash them
Battlecreekgeek: HYPE
TXC2: SUB HYPE 45
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrGOAT
SoulSpliceV: STROM not STORM
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
darkecologist: now get flying crane technique
Arakasi01: For the low low price of 8 mana you get a whole army of zombies! *Zombies may enter tapped, we reserve all rights to call 13 zombies an 'army'.
Battlecreekgeek: Volley!
tiennis: volley!
control_rig: But but Waif... :(
SoulSpliceV: THIS DRAFT IS NUTS
NexusVoxx: hwhaif
noSmokeFire: hwaif
Lord_Hosk: Manor Skeleton would like to remind you that the pool closes at 10
SamanthaVess: Reckless Waifu?
TXC2: the whhhhhhaif
absolutely_transtastic: that weird did i miss lasts months sub. 12 months progress down the drain i guess
Foxmar320: Hello Cam, Graham and James. Hope everyone is well.
samubtdp1985: so red is open?
tiennis: victim
Battlecreekgeek: if you want to run Army, Victim seems ok?
TXC2: hello Foxmar320 welcome
gnome_friend: !findquote red open
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Armoric: Curse of Stalked Prey is pretty win more
hmfons: You've got 21 creatures, though
tiennis: yes you are ;p
Battlecreekgeek: aspirational victim of night then
KartoffelKaiser: look there's no bump in the night in this pack I have no idea what to take
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samubtdp1985: victim defo
Armoric: "Double black is tough" with BBB :P
TheWooglie: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
TXC2: I_Am_Clockwork lrrHEART
gnome_friend: lrrHEART I_Am-Clockwork
1MrGhost: Oh, thank you so much!
Battlecreekgeek: waif slam
Lord_Hosk: Manor Skeleton would like to remind you that Checkout is at 11 am lat checkout must be arranged with the front desk at check in
Battlecreekgeek: another hound
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Battlecreekgeek: more twodrops, be agressive
hippitybobbity: wow this Arena update looks way different
DeviantHS: oh thanks @I_Am_Clockwork lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
BloodnBullets: 20 turn clock!
KartoffelKaiser: It's a 20 turn clock is what it is
1MrGhost: Demon hauberk?
samubtdp1985: ass mouth hund
Therberus: Oh Lord_Hosk :)
SamanthaVess: It's basically Shrine of Burning Rage Kappa
frozenphoenix7: It does things in pauper
TXC2: it's a small sulfric vortex
NexusVoxx: its half of sulfuric in 3 ways
gnome_friend: #mood
noSmokeFire: the world's teeniest vortex
Battlecreekgeek: Id probably play Ghost Monk over Zombie thing
RayFK: Wait you passed the Hauberk? But it's the Sweater!
SoulSpliceV: GEISTFLAME
gnome_friend: Mono-red sweater weather
TXC2: cheeper, doesn't hurt you, lets you gain life
NarishmaReborn: late geistflame
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NexusVoxx: we dont have any weather though either
KidSpanner: Geistflame will be great when you pick up your Burning Vengeances.
noSmokeFire: I don't know that human sacrifice fits the sweater weather archetype
SoulSpliceV: BUMP
SamanthaVess: Bump! rooPog
gnome_friend: !card bump in the night
LRRbot: Bump in the Night [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses 3 life. / Flashback {5}{R}
Angreed66: how many X/1s are in innistrad?
Vandred921: Meanwhile, the UK is freezing.
samubtdp1985: bump
KartoffelKaiser: You've gone and done it now? You've gone and made a big mistake?
TrickJarrett: BUMP
TXC2: it's real too hot with fleece, too cold without it here :p
stevestein: Now #TeamAllGrey is #TeamGreyAndAlsoWhite
SamanthaVess: Bump is basically a Lava Spike, it can go in mono-red roo4
NexusVoxx: thick ass-turtle neck
Battlecreekgeek: straight two pack deck here
Lord_Hosk: Manor Skeleton would like to remind you that quiet hours are from 11 to 6 please respect your fellow guests
noSmokeFire: but cellar door is so fun to say
SoulSpliceV: why not the vamp?
Jacobontherun1: red was super open wow
SoulSpliceV: yeah apparently red was "bad"
Isaac3567: So I left to go make dinner with no one in the queue and i come back to the end of pack two into a mono red deck?
frozenphoenix7: So Graham, did you know you're drafting with a professional Oregan Trail speedrunner?
gnome_friend: Ancient grudge is great in vintage cube
KartoffelKaiser: Ever draft a mono colored two pack deck?
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
SamanthaVess: It's even got the flavour text geefNLT
control_rig: The symbol of Avacyn's Church
darkecologist: guys i think red is open
SoulSpliceV: like it's already goof
SoulSpliceV: good*
Battlecreekgeek: noope
tiennis: play black!
Ristow: Keeper is absurd
Battlecreekgeek: has to be keeper
TheWooglie: back to black
RayFK: In case you run into the Butros Butros Cleaver?
KartoffelKaiser: Well we're black/red now
markypeach: yeah, black is back
Isaac3567: Hate draft?
SoulSpliceV: WE RAKDOS NOW
KidSpanner: Time to bring back Victim.
Battlecreekgeek: get some good black stuff
NexusVoxx: black bombs goooo
pazzer99: lrrWOW
control_rig: Yep you have to go Rakdos now
giggIegasm: i don't think you're reading army correctly. if you squint you'll see it says win the game for 8 mana
Vandred921: And now we're black. Easy decision.
tiennis: goooooooo
SoulSpliceV: ENDLESS
samubtdp1985: we rakdos now
frozenphoenix7: Yes, you do
Qooroo: COMBO
SoulSpliceV: GOOOOOO
KartoffelKaiser: Draft all the bump in the nights
TXC2: WE ARE SO RAKDOS NOW!
hippitybobbity: is there fixing in this set
pazzer99: katesLol
theneatestburrito: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
A_Dub888: !findquote combo
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NexusVoxx: thats not a combo its a synergy
Sannindi: Oh hey, you got the sweetest two cards in my zombie commander deck.
jolly_flounder: DO iT YOU COWARDS
NexusVoxx: Kappa
samubtdp1985: ranks
Battlecreekgeek: the rest seems pretty poor
Qooroo: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
A_Dub888: !findquote dream
LRRbot: Quote #2232: "In my dream void... so my ass." —Alex [2016-04-01]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: DO IT! YOU WONT
stevestein: So foilpretty
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always on fire.
NexusVoxx: flame?
Jacobontherun1: curse
markypeach: flame on
NarishmaReborn: geistflame
samubtdp1985: DO IT JUST DO IT
SoulSpliceV: take flame or curse
frozenphoenix7: @hippitybobbity Shimmering Grotto and Traveler's Amulet(and 5 rare duals, none of which are RB) so not a lot
control_rig: Marauders is gross
Battlecreekgeek: theres your on color rare
stevestein: If you'd gone black and taken Bump In The Night you wouldn't be in this situation now.
tom1000: LRR CAN'T BLOCK WARRIORS
TrickJarrett: I am disappointed by the lack of fun being had on this stream. Live the dream!
TXC2: so beyound open :P
mariammistressofmanifolds: cheer100 6 swamps or riot
gnome_friend: !findquote fun
LRRbot: Quote #1561: "You were making fun of my pug-burger..." —Cori [2016-01-12]
darkecologist: @tom1000 lol
frozenphoenix7: Partition aka teenagers of night.
ReyKira: Loved the newest Friday nights uys
ReyKira: guys*
Battlecreekgeek: you can play like 7 swamps probably without too much trouble
tiennis: interloper
Armoric: !card rolling temblor
LRRbot: Rolling Temblor [2R] | Sorcery | Rolling Temblor deals 2 damage to each creature without flying. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
Battlecreekgeek: or 6
frozenphoenix7: What is invisible stalker?
Battlecreekgeek: removal?
Armoric: With your creature base temblor is a sideboard card right?
Ristow: that late travel prep
SoulSpliceV: doesn't temblor wipe your own board more than the other player's?
SoulSpliceV: in this deck
NexusVoxx: @frozenphoenix7 its a tiny Truename Nemesis
1MrGhost: Splash travel prep. Travel prep OP!
NexusVoxx: @frozenphoenix7 hexproof unblockable 1/1
Qooroo: 4 colour.dec
frozenphoenix7: @nexusvoxx Jeopardy
KartoffelKaiser: take bump >:|
KidSpanner: Bump!
Battlecreekgeek: bump actually seems deec
Sannindi: This... actually might be the deck that wants bump.
Arakasi01: Man I really dislike how flashback drafts are phantom now.
DeviantHS: wait no army of the damned? thats subjectivly wrong!
Battlecreekgeek: do it for the memes
pazzer99: bump
giggIegasm: waif bump is garbage
tom1000: bump is a one drop
KartoffelKaiser: Take the bump >:|
KidSpanner: This is actually the deck for a bump.
Battlecreekgeek: Bump for bump
manfred909: bump
darkecologist: chat, what is the fastness of this set?
ReyKira: bump the bump
NexusVoxx: its basically delver
Orichlepidopter: Woah, what's this weird old school version of MTGA?
SoulSpliceV: -_-
deyja429: Also it is your brand right?
frozenphoenix7: @darkecologist Can be quick depending on some of the equipment and auras but generally a bit longer
SoulSpliceV: oh that's why it's called modo
mariammistressofmanifolds: yeah, this MTGA mod looks weird
Battlecreekgeek: MTG DO
KartoffelKaiser: Magic Online with Digital Objects
TheWooglie: What's the first O in MODO?
NexusVoxx: cam I would like a cup of coffee
JinaMahavira: Yes please Cam Kappa
SoulSpliceV: online
Hero6: MTGO looks so ugly :\
manfred909: cofee please
TheWooglie: ah
Battlecreekgeek: you sure found the lane
KartoffelKaiser: oh look red cards
stevestein: Magic the Gathering DOH
SoulSpliceV: things you can Do Online Now Guys
Angreed66: curse
Mysticman89: that sounds like an internal name rather than something that the public should know
hippitybobbity: really I thought it was Deck Organizer or something
ZakAmetyst: Juhla Mokka?
NarishmaReborn: if everyone else is fighting over spider spawning, they are ignoring bell
BloodnBullets: you could sideboard curse against control
1MrGhost: I have not opened magic the gathering online since i got arena. In unrelated news i have also saved a fortune in drafts since arena came out...
Dr_fragenstien: Just got here, are we drafting sweet hats?
NathanJay_GA: Hey, you forgot to hide the Windows taskbar! ^_^
Lord_Hosk: Manor Skeleton would like to remind you that extra towels are available at the front desk but supplies are limited as the manor is fully booked.
Spluuga: oh god juhlamokka is terrible
darkecologist: i would think Finland would require good coffee
stevestein: DON'T YOU DARE JAMES
KartoffelKaiser: don't cut bump >:|
Battlecreekgeek: yeah
Battlecreekgeek: cut interloper
KidSpanner: Victim doesn't need to be cast early on, though.
tom1000: Keep the bump
Dwachak: Think you will finosh
Comeback323: keep victim, you dont have to cast it early
Qooroo: You're not casting bump on 1.
ReyKira: so mono red
samubtdp1985: keep bump 4 da memes
SoulSpliceV: you cast bump on turns 5 and 6 tbh
Battlecreekgeek: go monored after all?
NexusVoxx: bump is actually Ball Lightning
giggIegasm: bump is a garbage card actually
mariammistressofmanifolds: does amulet slow us down too much?
SoulSpliceV: you really want that bloodline
SoulSpliceV: so not mono red
The_Kraken19: I would cut riot devils over the curse
Qooroo: Sorry, yeah, that should have been "You don't want/need to cast bump on 1."
SoulSpliceV: GO 24 AND CUT THE DRAGON
Battlecreekgeek: fair it seems insane
Armoric: 23 with traveler's amulet?
Laurence72: off to work, looking forward to seeing how this does on the VOD. Thanks, and good luck team!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Wait. We back in MTGO? Why not MTGA?
BloodnBullets: i think your underestimating that curse
TXC2: so long Laurence72 have fun
tom1000: idk bloodlinekeeper doesn't seem as good as bump
tvenn is continuing the Gift Sub they got from theonlyangelx!
Juliamon: ISD drafts are worth using MTGO for
karlmartin001: I would cut Night Revelers. A 4/4 for 5 seems like the worst card in the deck.
darkecologist: @ChiefEngineerMichael cause mtgo is spoooky
frozenphoenix7: Because Innistrad @chiefengineermichael
Freijk: Curse tho :O
stevestein: I remember back when it was Outofstrad. *rimshot*
Spluuga: darkecologist we ate tree bark and "coffee" during famine and war. Juhlamokka is "ok" coffee but if you have had a good coffee, it's terrible.
TXC2: stevestein get out Kappa
SoulSpliceV: 6 or 7 because you need double
mariammistressofmanifolds: 6 swamps or riot!
Arakasi01: I love Bloodline Keeper so much. Wish it was more viable in constructed formats.
BloodnBullets: i would consider curse over one of those geistflames, your more aggro than burn
NexusVoxx: bwah bwoo
tvenn: mtgo lrrAWESOME
NarishmaReborn: lots of creatures die to geistflame
SoulSpliceV: RUN IT BACK
SoulSpliceV: im so excited
gnome_friend dies to geistflame
TXC2: !card ashmouth hound
LRRbot: Ashmouth Hound [1R] | Creature — Elemental Hound [2/1] | Whenever Ashmouth Hound blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, Ashmouth Hound deals 1 damage to that creature.
Angreed66: It's more important to hit your mountains than swamps in the early game. The black is for the late game.
samubtdp1985: so we aggro?
Battlecreekgeek: this deck seems like it could be sweet
dostrow_: afternoon gentlemen and chat
lifecharacter: Why'd they make Innistrad phantom?
Lord_Hosk: they are... SPOOKY phantom events
gnome_friend: Hi dostrow_
Armoric: Why do you think the foil Lab Maniac wasn't picked Cam? :P
SoulSpliceV: how the hell did travel prep cycle
NexusVoxx: @lifecharacter cause ghosts Kappa
frozenphoenix7: Phantom, no cracking Lili
Battlecreekgeek: sweet curve
gnome_friend: awkward_SKRT.wav
lifecharacter: That good sound design.
I_Am_Clockwork: I miss fugi's overlay :(
noSmokeFire: that's the noise an island makes! "whoosh"
Battlecreekgeek: These noises remind me of MTG Shandalar
TXC2: Arena gets a lot of little things right
lifecharacter: So do planeswalkers just make mouth noises every time they draw a card in a duel?
stevestein: Arena's punch-to-the-face attack animations are pretty good.
Spluuga: I keep thinking my alarm is going off because arenas phase sound is similar ding
Battlecreekgeek: @stevestein I love how they get slightly more intense when you do more damage
NarishmaReborn: I think you just dump the cards on the table
Mowdownjoe: If they kill a 1-drop, that seems fine.
giggIegasm: play spells on curve as an aggro deck
stevestein: @Battlecreekgeek I ... never noticed that
samubtdp1985: play noble
giggIegasm: let them spend a turn killing a1/1
SoulSpliceV: ^
Battlecreekgeek: @stevestein AM I imagining it then? I dont know. I
thenb44: it not perfect system
gnome_friend: !onemore
LRRbot: one more
NexusVoxx: it is parseley eased
daveosaur: what
TXC2: would you say Arena's arrows are better LRR?
gnome_friend: I feel welcomed to the preserves
giggIegasm: great sign that that was his best part
giggIegasm: play
SoulSpliceV: rEd Is BaD iN iNnIsTrAd LiMiTeD
TXC2: SoulSpliceV please dont do that
Battlecreekgeek: their blocks are miserable here
JinaMahavira: BEEP BEEP
ReyKira: bump for lethal?
SoulSpliceV: double flying
manfred909: top deck bump?
Battlecreekgeek: Dragon would be deec
NexusVoxx: !card brim vol
LRRbot: Brimstone Volley [2R] | Instant | Brimstone Volley deals 3 damage to any target. / Morbid — Brimstone Volley deals 5 damage to that permanent or player instead if a creature died this turn.
fiftymcnasty: bump
control_rig: Top Bump
SoulSpliceV: i really hope they topdeck bump
Battlecreekgeek: ooh
control_rig: Ugh
MrTulip: Sure does
NexusVoxx: ech
NarishmaReborn: flooooood
1MrGhost: Dont you just swing in and make them have it?
TXC2: voiceless has fart?
manfred909: ^
BloodnBullets: it has "fart"? i havent heard of that ability. lrrBEEJ
lifecharacter: All heavy red aggro decks like drawing lands.
giggIegasm: army mana!
brutar55: SmoocherZ
Battlecreekgeek: hahahahahahahah
NexusVoxx: tohm
NarishmaReborn: or the bump!
ReyKira: tome the bump
control_rig: Bump bump bump
1MrGhost: Have they not cast curse on themselves?
dm818: did they curse themselves
RogueLink: I wouldn't be surprised if Innistrad is one of the first legacy sets to come to arena (if/when they start making legacy sets)
lifecharacter: Two attackers aren't nothing.
NarishmaReborn: it means we might get in for 2 and make them dead to geistflame
Aarek: Put bump in smash you cowards
control_rig: Boo
Battlecreekgeek: did they pick up the lab maniac?
NarishmaReborn: awww
SoulSpliceV: self-mill? in innistrad? preposterous
NarishmaReborn: second blocker
control_rig: Come ooooon bump
SoulSpliceV: althought tbf i didn't notice either Kappa
NexusVoxx: sure is 5/5 boss
I_Am_Clockwork: with that sick Pathfinder art
Mowdownjoe: Incineroar is Adam's Smash ult main confirmed.
Dr_fragenstien: "Just"
Ukon_vasara: a 5/5 thats technically seen legacy play
ReyKira: they didnt hit bump.
Battlecreekgeek: ugh
RayFK: You're dying to Sweater Weather
Battlecreekgeek: theres a wincon
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
electroswagnetism: uwauw
ampharos15: also for future reference you guys have army of the damned mana
SoulSpliceV: that's that passed sweater
ampharos15: so you could totally add it
korvys: !card Geistflame
LRRbot: Geistflame [R] | Instant | Geistflame deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback {3}{R}
Armoric: pop the spirit they wanna equip?
daveosaur: mob gets out of control
Battlecreekgeek: pop spirit token
lifecharacter: Killing the token means they have to sac again to equip
daveosaur: unless you're winning this turn
Mowdownjoe: Pop the token.
mariammistressofmanifolds: kill token here
NexusVoxx: silent H
Battlecreekgeek: thats fair james, i forgot about the haunt
SoulSpliceV: JESUS
gnome_friend: The 'aunt
control_rig: Deck plz
Fr0Dough: This would never happen in arena
NarishmaReborn: well at least you transform
Angreed66: it'll transform
MalBeam: attack
SoulSpliceV: this is exactly what happened to me at GRN prerelease
Mowdownjoe: Safe transform.
SoulSpliceV: playing 16 lands
manfred909: is Ben hiding in a corner? benginFlood
electroswagnetism: does more than nothing?
NarishmaReborn: nah, maybe they greed attack next turn with the hauberked fellow
NexusVoxx: hard to transform the wall back now that they have hellbent
MalBeam: right, first strike
Battlecreekgeek: if you topdeck removal, you can get in if you dont trade for the torch
1MrGhost: bump?
frozenphoenix7: I see a Stalker
Mowdownjoe: Bump it up!
TXC2: come on bump
SoulSpliceV: top deck bump! top deck bump!
Battlecreekgeek: geistflame seems deec here
gnome_friend: That stalker isn't invisible at all!
ReyKira: topdeck lethal?
electroswagnetism: the ancient grudge that werewolves have about collars, or this case more specifically the collar of avacyn?
SoulSpliceV: WOW
gnome_friend: Just bump 'em out
control_rig: Come ON
Swamplor: Invisible stalker - the turd in the Innistrad punch bowl
Ukon_vasara: like, literally anything other than a 37th land would be nice
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noSmokeFire: what % of LRR drafts end with them drawing every one of their lands?
manfred909: benginFlood benginFlood benginFlood
TXC2: we into some REAL long odds here with the lands
OessiMC: Hey why are we laying swamps in this monored deck
mariammistressofmanifolds: @OessiMC bump in the night
lifecharacter: Bump and Bloodline
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SoulSpliceV: if you were to remake innistrad draft, what would you replace invisible stalker with @LoadingReadyRun
mariammistressofmanifolds: and blloodline keeper
gnome_friend: OessiMC and bloodline keeper
NexusVoxx: and the transformy vampire lord
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electroswagnetism: @SoulSpliceV A second copy of spider spawning Kappa
SoulSpliceV: Kappa
hippitybobbity: wow that's a lot of pand
hippitybobbity: what are you gonna do with all that land
NexusVoxx: !card nigh clutch
LRRbot: Nightbird's Clutches [1R] | Sorcery | Up to two target creatures can't block this turn. / Flashback {3}{R}
Battlecreekgeek: one time bump
SoulSpliceV: One time no whammpies
Battlecreekgeek: hahahahah feelsbadman
SoulSpliceV: oof
NarishmaReborn: one turn off ugh
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
ReyKira: needs more bump
easterncaveofwonders: lrrFRUMP
Fr0Dough: Thats suuuupper fustrating
BloodnBullets: lrrAWW
Formerly_Beef: @LoadingReadyRun I've been told it's a tough time to make it in the past, but do you know if any lrr members will be able to make it to GP Portland?
circusofkirkus: cut a land?
RayFK: Clearly you need to run 11 land
circusofkirkus: cut all the lands?
SoulSpliceV: cut a land for a removal spell
DeviantHS: army?
Lord_Hosk: You never need more than 7
BulkRare: curse?
trippingpossum: Greetings all you wonderful people!!
NexusVoxx: all you need is 7 lands, obv.
dm818: riot out
NarishmaReborn: treat amulet as a land?
TXC2: hello trippingpossum welcome
giggIegasm: cut amulet and a land, add something
Battlecreekgeek: maybe victim in, swamp for mountain?
DeviantHS: u can rob spirits
SoulSpliceV: maybe side in a forest
SoulSpliceV: just in case
giggIegasm: or stay at 17 but add army
BloodnBullets: there was the invisible stalker
chicken_mike: add forest
gnome_friend: !findquote sweater
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
electroswagnetism: boy those werewolves sure do hate collars
RayFK: So I get credit for that in the Innistrad Nicknames Podcast right?
Joomie123: Aren't a decent number of spirits victims of night?
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ReyKira: -1 mountain +1 swamp if you bring in victom?
NarishmaReborn: retroactive original innistrad nickname podcast incoming
SoulSpliceV: you might need a second casting of grudge
tom1000: There's that boardwipe
TXC2: RayFK you get credit when the deck shows up in a GP Kappa
Battlecreekgeek: ughhhh
SoulSpliceV: oh nooo
RayFK: Not. Like. This.
SoulSpliceV: HAHA
hippitybobbity: it's a good factoid
NexusVoxx: sighed board
electroswagnetism: Maybe you'll draw your one shuffle effect?
Ukon_vasara: now we draw amulet instead of a land
yugidude1: rip all the lands
hippitybobbity: is it true that Arena doesnt do random hands
SoulSpliceV: WRONG ARTIFACT mtgo, come on
NexusVoxx: emote >Oops.
ReyKira: Safety Torch
betterthanyouish: blaze it
DistinctlyMeh: is this software available on Mac?
tvenn: you guys complain so much more about rng on mtgo!
Battlecreekgeek: remember that scene in The Two Towers?
SoulSpliceV: PogChamp
TXC2: do what?!
NexusVoxx: owo what's this
Battlecreekgeek: *The beacons are lit
Coinman1863: Mono-torch is a go
rasterscan: !card ironfang
LRRbot: Ironfang (front: Village Ironsmith) | Creature — Werewolf [3/1] | First strike / At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Ironfang.
yugidude1: torch mirror
rasterscan: !card village ironsmith
LRRbot: Village Ironsmith [1R] (back: Ironfang) | Creature — Human Werewolf [1/1] | First strike / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Village Ironsmith.
easterncaveofwonders: Get 'em !!
NexusVoxx: crab hurlin toroches at the wolves
Battlecreekgeek: casually peeling all the lands
lifecharacter: You made them not block
SoulSpliceV: tight plays
NexusVoxx: wooooops
ReyKira: is this the "Math is for blockers?"
Fruan: Clumsy crab
FlyingUltraCar: hey party people! After getting used to Arena, mtgo looks weird
Armoric: Torch to the head!
FlyingUltraCar: i mean, it looks the same, it's just a weird experience
darkecologist: i like the wrewolves that have literal day jobs
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
easterncaveofwonders: @FlyingUltraCar trying to drag out your lands in mtgo is goofy
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
circusofkirkus: didn't even need the sideboard tech
Mowdownjoe: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
1losttheGame: wait was this deck drafted??
Armoric: I like mtgo more, partly because mtga wants to be all flashy with animations but as a result it's just slower
SoulSpliceV: acceptable
samubtdp1985: E.Z
easterncaveofwonders: after youre used to just flicking them out in arena
Battlecreekgeek: B-
UncannyJimjams: we vampire bois!
SoulSpliceV: even if you don't draw a third land for another couple turns you can double hound
BloodnBullets: that sure is some inevitability.
SoulSpliceV: seems deece
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gnome_friend: Dreamvoid hound
Isaac3567: I dare to do drugs! Wait... thats not right
electroswagnetism: I've had a popcorn kernel stuck in my gums since the weekend and I just got it out and everything is great now
SoulSpliceV: inb4 they draw supreme verdict
TXC2: electroswagnetism maybe you should floss :p
Merathax: they always compain about landflooding but whole strategy revolves around "drawing 3 lands in a row"
Battlecreekgeek: giestflame sweet
UncannyJimjams: did you get any Bump in the Night?
NexusVoxx: one
hoktauri: flossing is the devil's work
electroswagnetism: @TXC2 I do floss! it was stuck in a weird non-flossable place :(
BloodnBullets: they are tapped out...
jolly_flounder: everything is tiny and looks like ass, ah yes. How I have missed thee MTGO
dm818: cast on their turn
NexusVoxx: shanabananagins
giggIegasm: naw devil's
Armoric: Transform the Waif
NarishmaReborn: I think we're okay if they waste time doing that
Armoric: Geistflame can be used in response to equip and stuff
giggIegasm: keep playing on curve
TXC2: electroswagnetism oh ok then, yeah that seams bad :P
theneatestburrito: Perhaps a water pick or whatever those ar called @electroswagnetism ?
Battlecreekgeek: thats annoyinh
Juliamon: popcorn kernels are great at finding unflossable places. always causes a kernel panic in me.
NexusVoxx: thats no muse drake, G
electroswagnetism: @theneatestburrito Naw s'cool I just worked it out over time, the situation has resolved
offbeatwitch: julia why
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Armoric: if drake trades with waif, you can even kill the devils without feeling bad
Armoric: Just topdeck a land next turn Kresygasm
dm818: do they play around the onboard trick of flashback geistflame
1losttheGame: did they do anything special in arena for halloween?
TXC2: it's WotC should be giving him money for it good
TXC2: 1losttheGame not that I saw
NexusVoxx: @1losttheGame nop
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TXC2: red can't enchantments
NexusVoxx: enCantments
The_Kraken19: Seakite
The_Kraken19: Nephalia Seakite
OleanderWhispers: Theres the five-mana counter/bounce
Battlecreekgeek: Moon Heron?
FlyingUltraCar: don't worry, red+black is great at removing enchantments Kappa
The_Kraken19: !care Nephalia Seakite
ChrsJWlsn: Is this triple Innistrad?
NexusVoxx: its only Snappy in ISD
Angreed66: And if red could deal with enchants the world would break apart.
Joomie123: there is the 1/4 flash in white that untaps all creatures
The_Kraken19: !card Nephalia Seakite
LRRbot: Nephalia Seakite [3U] | Creature — Bird [2/3] | Flash / Flying
NarishmaReborn: geistflame
Sannindi: If they block the ashhound, flame works.
Ukon_vasara: ashmouth and geistflame does work
SoulSpliceV: IN RESPONSE
NarishmaReborn: yay ashmouth!
NexusVoxx: and bellringer in white
SoulSpliceV: ouch
Battlecreekgeek: some lands would be nice
SoulSpliceV: wow
electroswagnetism: Fiend hunter actually hunting a fiend for once
Ukon_vasara: put them all in the bag
ElektroTal: whoa, nostalgia stream
NarishmaReborn: so many bags
Dix: Too many bags
BloodnBullets: "what if we had... a second bag!"
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
NexusVoxx: oh dang counterparts and intangible virtue
NarishmaReborn: aww op didn't get greedy
SoulSpliceV: !card bloodline keeper
LRRbot: Bloodline Keeper [2BB] (back: Lord of Lineage) | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying / {T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying. / {B}: Transform Bloodline Keeper. Activate this ability only if you control five or more Vampires.
TXC2: looking at counterpart shows how good quadisduplicate is :p
JDMan94: now to get BUMP
theambivalentagender: lrrFINE lrrFINE
KartoffelKaiser: ok so we super die in 5 turns
offbeatwitch: i'm okay with the events that are currently unfolding
offbeatwitch: this is fine
KidSpanner: C'mon Cleaver!
offbeatwitch: everything is gonna be just fine
Laserbeaks_Fury: I haven't heard MTGO sound effects in forever
Joomie123: what is the countermeasure to bags?
Battlecreekgeek: ooooh
dm818: swing at them?
Angreed66: attack
DeviantHS: still dob?
Battlecreekgeek: attack
SoulSpliceV: or do you volley something that wouldn't be blocked
Battlecreekgeek: hope they take it
Angreed66: then see if they don't trade
Battlecreekgeek: yes
Angreed66: It's your only win con
1losttheGame: its any target! never kniow!
BloodnBullets: anything we can flashback?
NexusVoxx: @SoulSpliceV too many attackers if we dont get something back even then
frozenphoenix7: I mean, your out is they make a mistake
Battlecreekgeek: they go to one now..
Battlecreekgeek: :)
Battlecreekgeek: *:(
ReyKira: send the message
darkecologist: match 1 was most definitely not a graveyard smash
KidSpanner: Big fan of the desperation in Cameron's voice there.
frozenphoenix7: I dont think you did.
betterthanyouish: maybe they dc
MilkInBag: maybe Internet goes down
gnome_friend: Maybe they fall off a sea cliff
NexusVoxx: maybe a meteor strikes their pc
DeviantHS: maybe they get struck by lightning
Ukon_vasara: thats a lotta bags
darkecologist: @gnome_friend lol
lifecharacter: 0-2 Milkshake
samubtdp1985: drop an draft
SoulSpliceV: the deck is really good. it just feels like you got flooded real hard first game
Erin_Dwight: green screen chair
Mowdownjoe: You have to shoot for the ol' 2-1.
betterthanyouish: "unexpected bag in the item area"
Armoric: And they got screwed of their 5th land a couple turns too
SoulSpliceV: the ol 1-land-7-drop hand
gnome_friend: GFHL
gnome_friend: Good fun have luck
ReyKira: thats a ben hand
MilkInBag: it looks so painful for james to type glhf Kappa
FlyingUltraCar: I think "hello" communicates the basic mesage of glhf, but I do agree
NexusVoxx: tapland t2 oof
gnome_friend: Lantern control?
Lord_Hosk: Oh are Meghan and Maria here?
SoulSpliceV: innistrad limited lantern control
NarishmaReborn: oh we getting spidered
lifecharacter: We're getting spidered.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
SoulSpliceV: temblor dat dere spidah
gnome_friend: Bye TXC2
Jirinal: oh its the sweet self milll deck Kreygasm
NexusVoxx: Pa? Get the temblor!
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
betterthanyouish: theres the land
NexusVoxx: wood
Jirinal: wait theyre milling us and not themself?
dm818: opponent might just be mill
NovaTiempo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:57.
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
Jirinal: i need dzyl drafting this to see some spider spawning
DeviantHS: geistflame hound to send a message
TheBeardedFool: i think the deck needs 1 more black source
NexusVoxx: idk if anyone keeps up with Warframe here but I've got Lift Together suuuper stuck in my head
SoulSpliceV: blast that geist
NarishmaReborn: I mean, last night was the night for it
SoulSpliceV: vampires at a halloween party
Jirinal: so 2 people tried to go for mill
NexusVoxx: geistsflame
Laserbeaks_Fury: Up all night to get bars, up all night to get candy
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gnome_friend: lrrFINE lrrSPOOP
A_Dub888: !findquote hold
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PaperDoopliss: Bloodline Keeper. So good, so consistently stranded in our hand
lifecharacter: Wow
lifecharacter: They want hard mill
Jirinal: good think increasing confusion isnt in this set
KidSpanner: They are super all in on this mill plan.
NexusVoxx: they draw
Izandai: They don't draw.
Izandai: And neither do you.
Drackan_: no
Drackan_: cuz it says oppponent
NexusVoxx: oh its not player
betterthanyouish: they draw whenever it deals damage to their opponent
theambivalentagender: Huh, interesting
frozenphoenix7: No one draws
NarishmaReborn: if they somehow make it do damage to you i guess...
tyrew0rm: dammit, keep missing the first hour of steams this week to to uk clocks changing last weekend
Mysticman89: theres mind control-esque card out there.
Izandai: gottem
NarishmaReborn: hah
PaperDoopliss: They're at 2 after the banefires
PaperDoopliss: Geistflames. Whatever
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what was that card?
gnome_friend: That would be unthinkable
NexusVoxx: Frightful Delusion
SoulSpliceV: because red
gnome_friend: Because it's red
Mowdownjoe: Feels like they tried to force the Spider Spawning deck and got no Spider Spawning.
SrMuskrat: Unfortunately their bold strategy did not affect the board
darkecologist: @SydPreviouslyHeadache spooky cancel lady
twalks61: board in more than 40 cards?
NarishmaReborn: if they were milling us, they aren't spider spawning likely
gnome_friend: Yeah, play a hand sandwich!
frozenphoenix7: Because color pie Graham
gnome_friend: *ham
BloodnBullets: bring in the whole board!
gnome_friend: lrrHAM
gnome_friend: Pack sauce!
BolshajaSvinja: Because werewolves hate collars
RegulusPratus: You're in mono-ish red, just turn stuff sideways, but faster.
Horde4Life: more threats would be good, maybe swap a Geistflame for a Kessig Wolf
B1ndas: This deck looks NASTY
TheBeardedFool: add another black imo
BloodnBullets: but seriously try just adding the curse
NexusVoxx: its a wide country
TheBeardedFool: need at least 6
NarishmaReborn: including one at the quarter hour
Izandai: #fuckdaylightsavings
darkecologist: oh boy
hippitybobbity: that was very Eddie Izzard Graham
CastleOtranto: Five. Same as the number of cabs in San Francisco.
r10pez10: it's mad max down here
Laserbeaks_Fury: Again, I say we get rid of all time zones and just have One earth Time
Phailhammer: The 45 minute one is an old one that I don't think it really used anymore.
hippitybobbity: @castleotranto nice
NexusVoxx: yaas
gnome_friend: Yes Adam Yes!
betterthanyouish: the joy of mill is seeing what awesome cards your opponents pulled
mariammistressofmanifolds: yaaaaaaaaas!
HalftrackHero: yaaaaaaaaaaaaas
korvys: I used to live on the border of 2 states, ONE of which used daylight savings - so 6 months of the year they were the same, and the other 6 months they were off by an hour, and I'd get to work 40 minutes before I'd left...
darkecologist: @Laserbeaks_Fury i go the other way. every town has it's own time. like in the olden days.
1losttheGame: standard cards?!? in my flashback draft
1losttheGame: ??
SirElgar: Dead Weights a good card
CastleOtranto: @hippitybobbity Graham was doing an Eddie Izzard voice there, I swear.
ReydienOnline: arizona?
ShadeofHades: Specific region complaint here: I wish South Australia moved back it's time zone by 30 mins to go back to it's geographically designated slot.
mariammistressofmanifolds: it's more likely than you think
gnome_friend loses the game once again
hippitybobbity: yeah man I heard it too
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hippitybobbity: funny how those sentence fragments hang out in your brain
NexusVoxx: 123
hippitybobbity: helga helga come in I have invented a menauouever
Mangledpixel: boop
Mangledpixel: ah, welcome back Graham. How goes the Magicalcards?
Texan_Reverend: sergeCounting
floydisnotpink: MAGICCC
CastleOtranto: Yes, Dr. Heimlich? What do you call it?
NexusVoxx: m a g i c c
Spacecarl: you said that earlier james then immediately died
Mysticman89: james is expendable.
Dix: blargh
circusofkirkus: hello darkness, my old friend
gleamdemon: Does James have Cholera again?
floydisnotpink: @loadingreadyrun loved the last Friday nights so great!!!
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mariammistressofmanifolds: poor james, always getting cholera
Dix: we would have drawn TWO more lands lol
samubtdp1985: first rule of magic your deck hates you
NexusVoxx: pew
betterthanyouish: are you doing the sound effects so we dont miss arena?
Dix: so Effed
SrMuskrat: @betterthanyouish No MTGO has sound effects
KidSpanner: What a horrible night to have a curse.
Dix: Oh COME ON
pazzer99: lrrAWW
Angnor33: So good Hosk.
HalftrackHero: good meme hosk
Jirinal: so about mono red
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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BloodnBullets: flashback geistflame AND volley?
1losttheGame: oh my god Hosk LUL
ZakAmetyst: Nice, Hosk lrrAWESOME
Khalahd: You can do all five with both your spells for eight mana! Yay!
NexusVoxx: *bad standup voice* what the deal with monored?
razmaniacal: No surrender?
Mangledpixel: bweeup, bweeoop
MilkInBag: time to storm off
1MrGhost: So we just straight dead?
samubtdp1985: game3
wastingtooth22: board in army of the damned?
MilkInBag: never drew the rituals, damn it Kappa
Dr_fragenstien: We can just die?
samubtdp1985: add army
MrBevers: keeper and dragon on the bottom or did they get milled earlier?
ampharos15: do it
HealthLoss: @LoadingReadyRun board in 60 lands AND army Kappa
korvys: Back down to 16 land, add something else?
NexusVoxx: decembermaybe
ForOhForError: assuming this is a destiny thing?
Mechubus: Graham all foiled out today... so shiny
NexusVoxx: yeet
Jirinal: we are so bad at drawing 1 cmc
Ivannorr: We wearing the same shirt today G
kumatsu: "y'all ordered way more of these than we expected, look for Early December" Was the Cubeamajigs KS update that just went out, too
Mangledpixel: yeet is very red
Mangledpixel: kobe is more blue
circusofkirkus: this deck is very yeet
UncannyJimjams: glad to know G is still playing Destiny
Foxmar320: i never ordered the grimoire book. :(
ForOhForError: kobe is for blockers
NexusVoxx: does distance correlate with speed?
Dr_fragenstien: Mono red is always yeet
HesGotNoPants: hi everybody !
hippitybobbity: kobe is accuracy this is very much a hurling yeet
gnome_friend: Hi HesGotNoPants
nicecrow: Koby for landdrops, yeet for gas
NexusVoxx: hi op
Dix: And JOHN CENA to get those sweet sweet drops in PUBG
Theycallmejokke: So you say... there is a chance
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
HesGotNoPants: red is the anti-yeet
Mowdownjoe: lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
gnome_friend: Red yeet standing by
NexusVoxx: just be shorter
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
Dr_fragenstien: Anti-mill strats, mull to 1 Kappa
EvilBadman: @Dix pardon?
Theycallmejokke: That doesn't sound like chat
MilkInBag: yeah, I hope graham loses, go opponent Kappa
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
holidayMD: Man this deck is garbage Kappa
Theycallmejokke: Dead
NexusVoxx: f u c c
gnome_friend: lrrEFF
Juliamon: welp.... lrrSCOOP
Jirinal: next turn knife
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: Everyone’s decks are great
Mangledpixel: so, cleaver incoming?
1losttheGame: watch out, its a dragon!
ForOhForError: yikes has been called
samubtdp1985: want another draft go o.p lol
ShadeofHades: Watch them drop Butcher's Cleaver
TehAmelie: are there no other gods to summon for help with mundane tasks? i don't want Kobe to get annoyed with me
hippitybobbity: oppos deck looks like he himself smells
Lord_Hosk: it only has 1 toughness just giest flame it... OH WAIT
theambivalentagender: Oh shoot it's Chromium
Jirinal: yeet jikes
hippitybobbity: gotem
ZakAmetyst: I honestly love mill decks. I'm kinda rooting for the opponent here.
betterthanyouish: hey it's chromium
NarishmaReborn: chromium about to go HAM on us
HesGotNoPants: @narishmareborn so like chromi-ham?
Batyn: Vamoire can't br blocked
NexusVoxx: C lrrHAM ium
Batyn: Vampire*
gnome_friend: C lrrHAM i lrrHAM
NarishmaReborn: indeed
gnome_friend: Fill this dragon with lrrHAM
aggravated_cat: how did stalker die?
NexusVoxx: @aggravated_cat blocked
B1ndas: @cam I've decided to major in chemistry mostly because of you. (Chem Ed)
gnome_friend: A curious friend
l0gin4me: and denies them a card, so almost a 2 for 3
NexusVoxx: a ncie empty board
hoktauri: @B1ndas only blow up stuff you intend to
B1ndas: buttttt blowing stuff up is fun
Mowdownjoe: Really, it's infinite value.
NexusVoxx: one eggy boi
MilkInBag: spend 10 mana, win the game
Zath_: They also had to chump with the Stalker, so really, its a 3 and a third for 2 and a fifth
1losttheGame: we giest our own devils somehow?
NexusVoxx: one more mountain and we can tripe geistflame it
darkecologist: @Zath_ i was told there would be no math
NarishmaReborn: one more mountain would be good
Mowdownjoe: And we Geistflame them out.
OessiMC: No now we want those two mountains
NexusVoxx: ez geistflames tho
gnome_friend: The size of Emrakul
Theycallmejokke: Chat approve, bravo opponent
NexusVoxx: oof ouch owie my 13
NarishmaReborn: ttc
Kumakaori: ttc :D!
Dix: TTC OP
NexusVoxx: am beej okay?
ForOhForError: gg OP
DemoDane: DansGame
1losttheGame: BEEJ IS DEAD
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
kumatsu: benginRip lrrBEEJ
Theycallmejokke: Rip
KidSpanner: Dammit, you were supposed to 0-2 drop.
Jirinal: tragic slip on BEEJ
betterthanyouish: i liked that opponent
ChakatLunar: lrrHEART OP lrrAWESOME
Lord_Hosk: that was a beej drop
betterthanyouish: he can stay
TwitchTVsFrank: f
BlindProphet32: Beej experienced Beej
Theycallmejokke: Press F for lrrBEEJ
B1ndas: f
hippitybobbity: F
NexusVoxx: sure is DB in a week. oof
Scar_Red_Tiger: What did Sakurai do to Beej?
Mangledpixel: RIP Beej. He was Beej.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Believe your Justice.
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: Is Beej o k ?
ForOhForError: ooh static chair
hoktauri: the chair is alive!
B1ndas: !badadvice
LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
delta__vee: lrrBEEJ sergeSqueak
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gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrBEEJ LRRbot
Jirinal: GO HUG
Krimarie: Let's get the hug!
NexusVoxx: hug!
Mister_Skittles: I have never seen James and he has never hugged me
Jirinal: hug or riot
Krimarie: hug!
gnome_friend: Hug devils
NexusVoxx: hug and riot!
gnome_friend: Initiate hug riots!
kumatsu: Bumpin' makes me FEEL GOOD
Bugberry: bump bump bump it up
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Pandax0: You bump me all night long, and bolt me everyday?
korvys: Now it's a RACE
NexusVoxx: nice
gnome_friend: Race me Gisa! Race me around the drownyard!
circusofkirkus: the bells, the bells, the bells of Mil-tre Dame!
hoktauri: time to send in ten thousand more copies?
Magnetic__North: buuuump
A2D_Coach: hello
Theycallmejokke: All in, respect
Jirinal: why is everyone on mill lol
northos: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
TehAmelie: ham, it's the only way to go
Juliamon: because mill was super strong in Innistrad
ReydienOnline: HAM MILL...HAMILL? Mark Hamill? is our opponent Luke?
lifecharacter: We also don't really need that blockers card.
samubtdp1985: that's some ham milling there
CastleOtranto: Ham Mill is where SPAM comes from
r10pez10: ring ring
gnome_friend: Yeh
TehAmelie: gristle down to the grixis ham mill
gnome_friend: Yarra River
A2D_Coach: is this magic duels? or a different game? where do i find this game
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NexusVoxx: @A2D_Coach this is MTG Online
BloodnBullets: Hi beej!
00busyhands: hi beej, bye beej
TwitchTVsFrank: beej hug james
delta__vee: the between-pax
NexusVoxx: what about it is unplugged?
gnome_friend unplugs the Beej
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: Hope you enjoy the Iced Vovo’s <3
kumatsu: yeah, first Unplugged intersected with Desert Bus AND GP PDX last year
B1ndas: SUB
MilkInBag: unplugged = no microphones
SAJewers: no drive option? :P
TehAmelie: ah, heavier-than-air flight has no future anyway. check the train tables
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Sibwow: gibb vs gritty
ChrisTheRock91: This is Magic Online
GothKing1104: Army of the damned against mill
GothKing1104: For the memes
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Gritty reboot the internet's been waiting for
gunbuster000: Beej going for the quint
ufo6300: gritty, or the phanitic, or a dog mask
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ufo6300: we like our weird mascots here
NexusVoxx: psh having time and money to travel
hoktauri: hmm, I've gone into debt for last minute trips for worse reasons
TheGcsmith: Completely forgot amazon prime didn't auto renew subs
PaperDoopliss: The anti-werewolf bell strikes again
greven145: Odd, my subscription didn't notify?
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korvys: Oh, will this be 5/5 PAXs for Beej?
EvilBadman: Yeah, Beej is online for the quint
TheGcsmith: Hey Cam, are you excited with how good crackling drake is in standard?
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: did I just miss Unplugged news?
NexusVoxx: pew
Lord_Hosk: I think tickets are still fully available for unplugged right?
WitherManX27: This deck isn't mono-red?
NexusVoxx: its got that vamp there and a Bump
Lord_Hosk: yep... every day available.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I literally got my 2 day unplugged passes in the mail today
Despoiler98: so no video games so what youre saying is the LRR crew will be paper MTG 24/7? :P
Bobtheninjagoldfish: *3 day
Konda020946: Short question when do you stop streaming for desertbus prep?
RegulusPratus: Mono-ish Red
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r10pez10: pretty much like that
deyja429: It's Bred
TheGcsmith: of course they have bump in the night... how could I have guessed without seeing the draft they'd have at least obne
KidSpanner: Just because a deck is running cards that are not red does not mean it isn't mono-red.
TehAmelie: *cheek plopping sound*
RegulusPratus: Maroon or Burgundy?
manny7757: It’s call still be called mono red
Izandai: Mono-Burgandy
manny7757: Even though it’s not
NexusVoxx: clutch that boi
Izandai: Mono-Maroon
Despoiler98: so no video games PAX so what youre saying is the LRR crew will be paper MTG 24/7? :P
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Just because a deck plays non red cards, doesn't mean it
darkecologist: you guys should audition for the next police academy movie with all your sound effects
Bobtheninjagoldfish: 's not mono red
Konda020946: Short question when do you stop streaming for desertbus prep?
BolshajaSvinja: Or is it Rack?
1losttheGame: Clunch and Bump?
tdub2217: hey if you could do me a favor and never say that again please
manny7757: “Jund Em Out”
easterncaveofwonders: hey there Drs. LRR , should I play the vampire Jank I drafted before or after nyquil?
mariammistressofmanifolds: time to head on sown to the ol' clutch 'n crunch
TheGcsmith: I'm so sad there is never a PAX UK :( would love to meet LRR crew
Juliamon: Stunky is great
coelopteryx: ah yes the fart skunk
1losttheGame: oh yeah the dark posion skunk
SolarBlitz1: Don't you hate stunky!
Aarek: Thanks, I hate it
NexusVoxx: ts got a buttface
00busyhands: LUL
circusofkirkus: You take that back! Stunky didn't do anything
SolarBlitz1: Bidoof is so much worse
Foxmar320: Graham it has a butt face
Theycallmejokke: Share with the whole class, please
NarishmaReborn: geistflame eot could set up for swing and guarantee volley win
A_Dub888: Fun Fact: Skuntank's cry is literal farting
KartoffelKaiser: Ah yes the skunk that is also a tank. It learns flamethrower btw
KidSpanner: Stunky sucks, give me more Bidoof!
Ukon_vasara: Skuntank can learn Flamethrower SeemsGood
Bugberry: FWY, Skuntank can learn Flamethrower, meaning farts.
Izandai: It's a skunk tank.
TehAmelie: thanks, i hate it
Izandai: Skuntank
OessiMC: Skuntank is an absolut unit
Konda020946: Short question when do you stop streaming for desertbus prep?
viridimayai: Skuntank is also a dark type bunny enough, he is truly dank
KartoffelKaiser: Thats how bad the stank is graham
KartoffelKaiser: fire happens
korvys: That pokemon has a butt face...
Mowdownjoe: OP in for a rude awakening.
hippitybobbity: "scunthorpe"
Bugberry: I love all the dumb Pokemon.
emberBecky: oh I think I met that skunk pokemon yesterday. It ran away from me. =(
tyrew0rm: racing vs red seems an odd choice
Lord_Hosk: I think opponent is wrong
coelopteryx: stunky's and skuntank's cries: awkward_fart_but_pokemon dot wav
Bugberry: My favorite Gen 4 is Toxicroak, the frog that gives the middle finger.
RegulusPratus: Kill it with fire. And also rocks.
NarishmaReborn: we can geist and flashback eot
Izandai: We're running and the opponent is also running about a mile behind us.
1losttheGame: no we attack, then flame our dude then brimstone?
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1losttheGame: oh nvm
NexusVoxx: tem blorrr
ForOhForError: sure thing opponent now die
Konda020946: Short question when do you stop streaming for desertbus prep?
Armoric: you could geistflame your own thing then brimstone volley, and next turn flashback
gnome_friend: That sounds Australian Graham
circusofkirkus: they activated our trap card
Mangledpixel: Stunky's Japanese name is 'Skunpoo'
gnome_friend: A "dingle-ass shame"
Izandai: *poke*
WitherManX27: Nice
coelopteryx: (for real their cries sound like the classic awkward_fart and i only realized this just now)
tvenn: spiders! spiders!
hd_dabnado: uno mas?
Foxmar320 writes "dingle ass shame" down
Izandai: Uno mas?
EvilBadman: ya done goofed
TheGcsmith: anyone else hate we can't get old cards from flashback drafts anymore?
CrookedSidewalks: Yay one more <3
coelopteryx: (.. like i knew their cries sounded like fart, i just didn't make the awkward_fart connection)
KidSpanner: I don't like that.
NexusVoxx: rites?
Konda020946: Short question when do you stop streaming for desertbus prep?
TehAmelie: hell-o maw
KidSpanner: Rites?
NarishmaReborn: i love that card INTO THE MAW
samubtdp1985: draft
hd_dabnado: make a wish?
Zappeljakob: rites sounds good too?
BrindleBoar: deeelveeee?
hippitybobbity: @konda020946 dont think they're gonna say pal
RegulusPratus: Always firstpick the rare
Nemanthil: force that mill
Batyn: Rites
Arikell: twist, go crazy mill
tyrew0rm: i like rites
l0gin4me: rites?
betterthanyouish: it's removal
Sibwow: twist into spawning
CrookedSidewalks: rites
Bugberry: I read that as Unbirthing Rites.
Zappeljakob: I still like the combination of make a wish/grapple with the past
KidSpanner: None of these are great, but Rites seems like it has the most wiggle room.
00busyhands: rites?
Mowdownjoe: Rites seems sweet.
MercurialVox: to hell with this thing and that thing isn't the worst
NexusVoxx: ive never played this format but i just like rites
PaperDoopliss: If it's not memes or land it has to be Rites, right?
NarishmaReborn: rites could be fun
ReydienOnline: timer
hd_dabnado: we can make rites work
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rites, maybe wheel the bell?
ReydienOnline: watch the clock
TheGcsmith: maw, seems like a similar flavour win to dinometeor
WitherManX27: Into the Maw of Hell and Wheel Maw of the Mire.
HesGotNoPants: delver?
KartoffelKaiser: I hate rites. It killed my father Kappa
frozenphoenix7: Maw is probably the pick
samubtdp1985: ritez
gnome_friend: Ambush viepr!
MercurialVox: murr
Drackan_: i like moan
NexusVoxx: the third flash card in the format
KartoffelKaiser: Kreygasm of the unhallowed
Aarek: surprise snek
Theycallmejokke: Green Doomblade, neat
NarishmaReborn: also volley is just solid
Drackan_: Kreygasm
Izandai: Boy I sure wish I could read any of these cards. Thanks Twitch.
ShadeofHades: Anything is possible, with Zombocom
NarishmaReborn: also Graham "I do like a good moan" Stark
TehAmelie: ambush viper, a dishonorable creature, unlike those other vipers that come at you form the front
IanJacek: volly for sure
IanJacek: splash for that card in an instant
Konda020946: Short question when do you stop streaming for desertbus prep?
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hd_dabnado: traveler?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Take the Mountain, You won't
frozenphoenix7: LSV's Invitational Card
KidSpanner: I like the scholar here.
fiftymcnasty: Mono Red again
Teifer: g'day everyone
NarishmaReborn: scholar is deece
gnome_friend: Hi Teifer
TheOtherTrevor: But which has a better hat
gnome_friend: LoadingReady "Totally Adequate Humans" RUn
NarishmaReborn: humans: totally adequate
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
morgoth_bauglyr: woob woob noises
BloodnBullets: humans are so boring. i always hate when a draft pushes me to white.
gabaruga: assemble all the colours
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's my goal in life "Totally Adequate Human"
B1ndas: Kappa
auxv: you got the bones of reanimator
Arikell: I feel the humans of innistrad are generally more than adequate, mostly because the adequate ones become food
Raziel14085: Evening all
auxv: second rites
PaperDoopliss: We did it! We got every colour before getting two cards in any colour
gnome_friend: Five color dead stuff
ego_stoned: 4 picks 5 color
devklokz: 4 picks 4 colors LUL
The_Kraken19: Griselbrand would be one
KidSpanner: Tome Curse?
The_Kraken19: A nice rites target that is
KartoffelKaiser: There isnt a reanimator deck in this format. Griselbrand is from Avacyn Restored
Batyn: Outcasts?
KidSpanner: I don't know what's happening with these packs.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: need to to do a "Every card has fire on the pitcture" Draft.
NexusVoxx: Reaper of the Abyss, Moldgraf Monstrosity, Skaab Goliath. thats the best as it gets
Fableist: tome force mill?
The_Kraken19: Welp, I'm a moron
Drackan_: there isnt and thats a mythic anyways even if it were in this format
MrTulip: angel of serenity was the thing in standard, but I can't recall where that was from
Officinalis: Back our way into GW humans?
OessiMC: They are good Dogs guys
Theycallmejokke: Happy skeleton
NexusVoxx: @MrTulip thats RTR, unfortunately
ElektroTal: that's quite the set of picks
DruthersHaver: this is a very odd pack 1
NarishmaReborn: bell?
NarishmaReborn: very odd packs
hd_dabnado: we passed a lot of good humans, so i dont know about white
DruthersHaver: your picks are good though, IMO
NarishmaReborn: gnaw
hippitybobbity: @elektrotal this may be a bit late but the podcasts you did with Lrr on kaladesh were great
Fableist: the packs have had a pretty decent white black value deck.
Batyn: !card Angel of serenity
LRRbot: Angel of Serenity [4WWW] | Creature — Angel [5/6] | Flying / When Angel of Serenity enters the battlefield, you may exile up to three other target creatures from the battlefield and/or creature cards from graveyards. / When Angel of Serenity leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
InkyGhoast: awoooo
NexusVoxx: where wolves?
NarishmaReborn: gnaw and open a spider spawning?
LeviTheUnthinkable: werewwolves looks preety open
Bobtheninjagoldfish: here wolves.
Armoric: I actually enjoy this draft a lot, just because a lot of streamers forced popular archetypes in flashback isd
NexusVoxx: is pvz that old? wow
1losttheGame: it was such a good game
Armoric: This lets us show a bunch of cards and wonder how we'll evaluate them
lifecharacter: Don't think about it. It just makes you feel old.
Officinalis: PVZ was the first game I really played with my now fiance.
Lotus_position: PvZ was sooo good. And PvZ2 was sooo much worse.
1losttheGame: god the sequel was so bad
noSmokeFire: well now I want a Plants vs. Zombies golgari deck
Mangledpixel: PvZ was 2009
MilkInBag: now I want a milkshake
TheGcsmith: There's a zombie on your lawn... and now it's in your church
gabaruga: bless ya
Drackan_: grimgrin PogChamp
Juliamon: Heyyyy it's my commander!
tdub2217: wow that was gross
KidSpanner: Hard pivot to UB.
NarishmaReborn: never too late?
Ristow: can't go wrong with a Rig
KidSpanner: (Don't)
NexusVoxx: rig tho?
coelopteryx: gesundheit of belch
Officinalis: Rig?
Drackan_: my favorite card of all time PogChamp
Foxmar320: I remember big Grimgin
gnome_friend: I still like the idea of five color dead stuff
OessiMC: I dont think its great
NarishmaReborn: probably rig
MilkInBag: it's always the rig
Fableist: hey there is that reanimator target!
forcedreject: Did going back to MTGO make you emit that noise?
LeviTheUnthinkable: rigged
MrTulip: the rig is just solid
InkyGhoast: yeah rig
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hippitybobbity: girmgorm
NexusVoxx: yes
InkyGhoast: we're in every deck except that one
IanJacek: I do recall you having a GROSS UB Zombies deck in a flashback deck a while ago
Konda020946: Short question when do you stop streaming for desertbus prep?
Foxmar320: Now i want a milk shake
Teifer: what aboubt the ridgewolf? seems like a decent mana sink for late game
BloodnBullets: dont forget your timed here.
Officinalis: They make good milkshakes...with actual ice cream.
AfkDragopolus: lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: Ludevic!
r10pez10: poor vanillite
WitherManX27: Could've had two copies of Hinterland Harbour.
IanJacek: Assmouth fits in your deck
BloodnBullets: 5 colour stuff is whats going on
TheGcsmith: My least fave is the sandcastle that drowns kids
Batyn: Bellringer?
KartoffelKaiser: I maintain that the ice cream cone is better than the literal actual pile of slime
TehAmelie: gastrointestinal surprise is the name of my cradle of filth cover band
Fableist: the packs want you to draft not green!
KartoffelKaiser: that evolves into a larger pile of slime
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WitherManX27: Your mana would've been busted.
ReydienOnline: you know what feels good? Turn 2 steam-kin, turn 3 steam-kin + 1 drop, turn 4 drop your hand, experimental frenzy, and rip 4 spells off the top before your opponent concedes
InkyGhoast: bellringer is good, voiceless is good, deadweight is there
OessiMC: The pokemon from that gen get a lot of hate but i like the idea that they basically have adapted to an urban environment
KidSpanner: Grimer and Muk are great, how dare you.
theambivalentagender: I absolutely cannot stand wobbuffet. I'm not sure why but it makes me angry to look at it.
MostCallMe__Tim: cut white
Officinalis: Spirit!
DruthersHaver: FTK!
BlindProphet32: If you go 5 color bad stuff you don't have to pick a lane
gnome_friend: Viper!
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Foxmar320: lol
coelopteryx: wobbuffet is basically a punching bag, but you get slapstick bomped in the face when you punch it
r10pez10: that's what i heard
KartoffelKaiser: And so is the damned ice cream. People like to shit on later gens of pokemon because they some how think that the ealier gens were more creative. They were not.
hippitybobbity: lololo dongers
gnome_friend: I really want to see a burning vengeance deck sometime
NarishmaReborn: double foil pack
NexusVoxx: which baneorb?
InkyGhoast: ghostly possession is hilarious
l0gin4me: turn into a fog bank
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SrMuskrat: Thisbane orb
InkyGhoast: you put it on your thing and then have the best blocker
hippitybobbity: @srmuskrat booo
gnome_friend: Ghoest
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
NexusVoxx: mm treats
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Batyn: !card Thraben Sentry
LRRbot: Thraben Sentry [3W] (back: Thraben Militia) | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Vigilance / Whenever another creature you control dies, you may transform Thraben Sentry.
Floofys: Heh, the synchronized name say. That was great.
Ristow: ok now 8 travel preps in pack 3 and we've got a deck
NexusVoxx: Kappa
NarishmaReborn: mask can be frustrating
InkyGhoast: they put ghostly possession in i think cn2 with 100 handed one and i had the best fort
rrtycoon2: Ah, got that last week.
Drackan_: maybe splash
InkyGhoast: harbor to send a message
BrindleBoar: dual on principle
InkyGhoast: the message is that pack is garbo
gnome_friend: Ancient grudge
NexusVoxx: scaryvan vigil
gnome_friend: Fiend hunter!
Drackan_: another grimgrin PogChamp
BloodnBullets: i like red :(
Foxmar320: Wow
NexusVoxx: friend hunter
NarishmaReborn: grimgrimgringrin
BrindleBoar: all smiles
Theycallmejokke: The bagman
Bugberry: Grinning from pack to pack
Foxmar320: Big Grim all up in this draft
InkyGhoast: someone is going to have the best ub deck
1losttheGame: so punished for not taking zombies Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: Gee graham why does your mom let you have TWO grimgrins?
hoktauri: I looked it up and I can get a flight, hotel and a badge to unplugged for $500. Guess I'm waiting to see if LRR is going or not
Fableist: the packs told you to go one way and you decided against it!
Lazarus_18: I mean, not the double mythic you want to see
noSmokeFire: I don't want a ween cookie
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sokamish: He just wants to grin grimly at you
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WitherManX27: FeelsGoodMan Double GrimGrin FeelsGoodMan
1y1e: she's turned the weens against us
BrindleBoar: lean mean 'ween machine
Mysticman89: I am surprised I didn't hear any hallo-weed jokes what with legalisation and all.
Drackan_: shouldve been in the zombies deck Kappa
CastleOtranto: Oh wow. This cookie has so much ween I don't even know what to do!
rrtycoon2: Did you get the round cookies instead as well?
betterthanyouish: just half a pack of playables to go
Lazarus_18: I'd prefer double liliana mr. mtgo
gnome_friend: Mysticman89 did you see the loadingreadylive?
coelopteryx: ween cookie. something something ocean man
Ristow: ok deck is good now
NarishmaReborn: prep heheheh
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noSmokeFire: be prepaaaaaared
Mysticman89: yeah, there were weed jokes. but not combo halloween+weed stuff
viridimayai: That's a prep lol
KartoffelKaiser: also lowkey past in flames over there
Baldrash: boneyard_wurm_is_ready.jpg
CastleOtranto: Boneyard Wurm is Ready!
InkyGhoast: lol
NexusVoxx: do i look like i know what a jay peg is?
wingzero01913: KappaHD
GothKing1104: Cemetery splash rites
Drackan_: gargoyle is good
BrindleBoar: mangoyle
Theycallmejokke: Neeeeerds!
NexusVoxx: um ackshually
noSmokeFire: you don't want to know where the pipe goes
CastleOtranto: This deck needs more Thraben Hounds
1losttheGame: you think your SO CLEVER DONT YOU
InkyGhoast: saving that for the hq trivia
gnome_friend: uhhhhhhhhh
Officinalis: The rare sunny day on Innistrad.
KartoffelKaiser: wouldn't it be a pedant-ometer?
tdub2217: how much do phantom drafts even cost on MTGO?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The circle of Hell for pedants is an oval
Chartle: spoida
MercurialVox: here's hoping for a Prey Upon
Drackan_: spider
Ristow: think I like Scavenger for this deck
Theycallmejokke: Sporder
PrincessLilyChan: Spider is fantastic
noSmokeFire: spidenger
forcedreject: The austrilian sized spider
InkyGhoast: spoider
B1ndas: spoder
TheBob58: I like spider
Batyn: El Spidro Somberwuld
Despoiler98: big butt
wingzero01913: spider best
tdub2217: spider
Konda020946: Hi Graham i a m sorry to say that my care package from germany (the second one i already sent one (the one with the beer)) will not arrive. Apparently it is now not allowed to send you guys beer. (Canadian custom officers are apparently allowed to be very weird with this kind of thing) . Second thing. when do you stop streaming for desertbus prep.
r10pez10: australia
korvys: It's $10, but if you're any good, you can run that back at least 2 or 3 times
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: With the Innistrad Draft I did in my LGS, White/Green flying was very open. As was Blue/White Skies.
NexusVoxx: @1losttheGame 1tix is 1USD
gnome_friend: ranger's willy
noSmokeFire: the willy came back
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The_Kraken19: TBF, Mc'Donalds is one of the few places that will deliver coffee for hangovers
1losttheGame: @NexusVoxx thank you
RegulusPratus: Order in Taco Bell, like a monster
BloodnBullets: time for rangers willy
viridimayai: Guile is better tha it looks
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Very few people draft White/Green or Blue/White Skies with Innistrad drafts.
leggettor: is this triple innistrad?
hippitybobbity: i got macdonalds yesterday because once a year I need a reminder why I dont do it more often
Evochron13: desert bus is confirmed not at the moonbase right?
gnome_friend: shitdogs!
kumatsu: I figured the only way I'm getting beer to LRR is in-person at an event, or if I ever actually visit Victoria myself
InkyGhoast: oh parasalene, such good art such not a good card
Teifer: do you guys have the same layout as last year? or ddi the other space get rented out?
Drackan_: past in flames PogChamp
viridimayai: good old shit dogs
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, shitdogs seems the pick now.
korvys: DB in the Moonbase again this year?
NexusVoxx: @Teifer non-moonbase location this year
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not in the Moonbase
B1ndas: @InkyGhoast I mean I play it in commander
noSmokeFire: skeletal grimace looks so happy
tyrew0rm: Isn’t Thursday the day before the run?
RegulusPratus: Stop streaming? Nonsense. You've got more than one studio, right? KappaHD
viridimayai: wow, red-black was open af
Kumakaori: oh? we're not in the moonbase? fancy~
ArcOfTheConclave: splashing volley/
TehAmelie: you've got a Lunar Module mk III eh
1losttheGame: aw, you didnt want to wreck your workplace again? Kappa
gnome_friend: Battle cattle
MercurialVox: I do declare that that's twenty three
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: One Brimstone Volley?
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
forcedreject: What a strange variant of spider spawning you're running Kappa
rrtycoon2: Would be Mk IV, right?
InkyGhoast: @B1ndas oh it's fine for commander
ArcOfTheConclave: Box nard?
noSmokeFire: gluff
EvilBadman: 8, 9, and 10 were Lunar Modules. Unless a repeat, this Lunar IV.
Konda020946: i asked because the calendar said rythm caffe still appears abd secondly i did not send a picture of beer? i was the one with the weird intro phrase of munich bavaria europe eurasia european shelf northern hemisphere earth sol milkyway etc did you get a second one of one of those??
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think you'll ever invest in a dedicated rig for just Desert Bus?
RegulusPratus: Fried Pumpkin Poutine sounds decadent.
InkyGhoast: oh i think that gratin is in the Bokksu as well, that's good stuff
thomturtle: Good guy Cam is civil before the beats.
Fableist: is db happening in the office again?
InkyGhoast: my Bokksu hasn't arrived yet, i just remember that brand from a previous one
EvilBadman: @Fableist Nope
thicc_sphinx: OMG Innistrad. My first draft set. The memories
Mysticman89: Imagine them renting out a stadium for live DB viewing purposes.
Konda020946: I asked because the calendar said rythm caffe still appears and secondly i did not send a picture of beer? i was the one with the weird intro phrase of munich bavaria europe eurasia european shelf northern hemisphere earth sol milkyway etc did you get a second one of one of those??
ChiefEngineerMichael: 3 Dark Thicc wolves
forcedreject: big pig
Theycallmejokke: Ouch
TehAmelie: i've never heard the word gratin spoken before. always thought it was french
NexusVoxx: beets are typically red Kappa
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KartoffelKaiser: How many bidden alchemies?
RegulusPratus: Just cast the Fiend Hunter anyway and lie to your opponent about your manabase.
viridimayai: opponent drafting actual synergy
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: We needs a beets emote :P
Konda020946: I asked because the calendar said rythm caffe still appears and secondly i did not send a picture of beer? i was the one with the weird intro phrase of munich bavaria europe eurasia european shelf northern hemisphere earth sol milkyway etc did you get a second one of one of those??
gnome_friend: Hold up this beet while the DJ revolves it
Texan_Reverend: acsBeet acsBeet acsBeet
PaperDoopliss: Double-blocking the boar is ~technically~ a 2 for 2
gnome_friend: uhhhhh
Drackan_: unlucky
hippitybobbity: decks b like "lol u wanted land'
forcedreject: Guy just stuck a cleaver into a boar's head
Konda020946: I asked because the calendar said rythm caffe still appears and secondly i did not send a picture of beer? i was the one with the weird intro phrase of munich bavaria europe eurasia european shelf northern hemisphere earth sol milkyway etc did you get a second one of one of those??
noSmokeFire: I *really* don't want a honey ween
ReydienOnline: yppah neewynnuh
korvys: !card graveyard shovel
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Bugberry: I never played Innistrad, but UG graveyard synergy is my favorite thing to do in Magic.
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TheGcsmith: so how was everyone's halloween? I was doorman for a 2900 person light party
NarishmaReborn: do not eat the honey from the ween
Sati90: @noSmokeFire So just straight up ween then? Kappa
r10pez10: forbidden honey
PunkRockZoologist: Graham, how did you go with all the Aussie beer we gave you? Did you have to bring some home?
ShortRound2099: hey G thanks for showing off that shirt a while ago. I had an interview and one of the people interviewing me was wearing it. I got the job! lrrAWESOME
AlonsoSwift: @Sati90 Ocean Man?
Sati90: The most decadent of honeys
hippitybobbity: oh bother
r10pez10: for some reason i'm picturing a carton of VB
ShortRound2099: yes that one and we talked about destiny for a bit!
HesGotNoPants: when is desert bus and will it b on twitch?
PunkRockZoologist: Wish I could send a bottle of the Chevalier for Cam to try.
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
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malc: !dbcountdown
Sati90: @AlonsoSwift No... but I learned something new. Thanks! :)
hippitybobbity: what kind of job was it for shortround? if that's not too invasive
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egyptcraze: ahhh...mtg classic XD
hippitybobbity: WHAT
ShortRound2099: @hippitybobbity it was for a Regulatory Affairs analyst position. the company has a super casual dress code
hippitybobbity: next week already
richard_ermen: @LRR Hey Cam, this might be a weird question, but one were to send you an RPG, would you review it? Or give your opinion on it?
Orichlepidopter: T time?
Sati90: But how can you have a donniebrook with shirts on?
hippitybobbity: @shortround2099 oh wow that is extreme casual. grats!
ShortRound2099: thanks!
PunkRockZoologist: Ok, so I just watched some clips of Letterkenny yesterday and so many more of your jokes make sense now. Like "Donnybrook" and "Tilted"
Khador1: Is the ghostly sound affect new or old ?
forcedreject: Friend hunter where art thou?
hippitybobbity: letterkenny is hysterical
Orichlepidopter: Welcome to the cult @PunkRockZoologist it's a beautiful place
Orichlepidopter: er... I mean... fandom
hippitybobbity: lrr you guys should do a Letterkenny style intro to a LRLive one time
PunkRockZoologist: @Orichlepidopter It's... a thing.
Sati90: @PunkRockZoologist Right? I mean I always assumed they were references to Canadian shows but it's nice to know.
DruthersHaver: @Khador1 those sounds have been on MTGO for a long time
hippitybobbity: "fellow came up to the com'dy stand th'otherdayyy"
DruthersHaver: they're usually muted though
PunkRockZoologist: @Sati90 Honestly, "Donnybrook" really sounds like it would be Scottish slang that they just picked up from some BBC show.
hippitybobbity: it's irish isnt it
theambivalentagender: @LRR Weird question, but do you guys accept ideas for skits?
egyptcraze: they *really* wanted to eat it lol
forcedreject: Is OP digging for spider spawning?
korvys: @PunkRockZoologist Tilted isn't from that specifically (I believe it's a poker term "on tilt" originally), but yeah, what I've seen of it is great.
greven145: Isn't Tilt a pinball term?
Sati90: @PunkRockZoologist I have no idea how that etymology even begins to work but it is great
PunkRockZoologist: @korvys Yeah, I alwasy thought it was a Magic term
TheTrueWowo: what we playing for friday night paper fight tonight?
Theycallmejokke: Sadness
ShortRound2099: lrrAWW
Drackan_: FeelsBadMan
r10pez10: powerful
tvenn: feelsdropman
Orichlepidopter: There was a CBC radio interview in NL where they went slang term by term in the show. It was hilarious
Sati90: That is 1 more than we have... oh ok
korvys: @greven145 Possible, but it's reached Magic coming from Poker, I'm fairly sure.
Earthenone: gnpf is comander precons from all ages
Bugberry: aggros simic, so Ixalan Merfolk?
TheGcsmith: when I see that user name. I kinda hope that was Matt cackling behind a computer while watching the stream
egyptcraze: whats up for the paper fight tmrw graham?
aggravated_cat: what will the paper fight be?
Khador1: That felt weirdly crummy since you should have run that home with spirit
DruthersHaver: "Tilt" comes from pinball originally
Angreed66: simic can weirdly do aggro very well. In multiple fsets
CrookedSidewalks: they even had travel preparations flashback mana off of Avacyn's Pilgrim :O
PunkRockZoologist: @Orichlepidopter I saw that, it was really weird coming from as far out of context as I do, but it was super funny.
xantos69: cheer50 hey team. What did we draft?
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian and Graham replace a battery for an iPhone 5 and continue work on a leather bag.) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (1:39 from now).
egyptcraze: crack the amulet and play plains?
Swamplor: @DruthersHaver Is the usage actually related etymologically?
forcedreject: ohai regen, we missed you
greven145: @DruthersHaver Cool, that's what I thought. Happened when you'd hit the machine to hard or lift it, literally tilting it I think
Orichlepidopter: @PunkRockZoologist As an American in Britain I feel that xD
deyja429: When Mono Red is better and Red is bad.
DruthersHaver: @Swamplor yes. it goes pinball > poker> TCGs
qaenyin: Etymology is really cool like that.
PunkRockZoologist: So not linked to "Tilly" meaning "wanting a fight" from Hockey/Letterkenny?
noSmokeFire: that's a feisty viper, biting a whole mob like that
Levifar: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Orichlepidopter: Yeah I assumed it was pinball to hockey
Orichlepidopter: tilly time
korvys: It means Fight
Arakasi01: Tilly is also an abbreviation for a rural area in Australia.
PunkRockZoologist: They said it was an abbreviation of Tilded, I think.
Khador1: Are there enough skeletons for skeletal commander ?
Swamplor: The poker->magic connection makes perfect sense
Earthenone: you could probobly make a bare bones deck
ChiefEngineerMichael: "You want a tilly buddy?" *Sheds shirt* "Let's have a donnybrook!"
Officinalis: Unrelated to tilting in a joust?
thicc_sphinx: @LoadingReadyRun I love you guys. Currently building a cube listening to you guys. Can't wait for Desert Bus
Earthenone: not enough cards to really flesh it out though
Swamplor: But pinball->poker seems odd. Was there that much overlap between pinball players and poker players?
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korvys: Apparently rural hockey players are big fans of pinball :P
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ChiefEngineerMichael: !subscribe beejfacts
7gorobei: so where does "tilting" at windmills come frome?
HolyFroq: asmr stream inc LUL
Orichlepidopter: @Officinalis You can tilt out in jousting? I feel like getting your shirt off takes too long...
noSmokeFire: thank you for subscribing to beejfacts. an adult beej can consume its own weight in asparagus
Boricuaheat: any gp you guys are planing on going
hippitybobbity: @7gorobei don quixote?
PunkRockZoologist: I really wish I could think of a good Australian equivalent of Letterkenny. The NZ equivalent is probably Fred Dagg or Footrot Flats.
greven145: Coming to GP Calgary?
7gorobei: ok jousting gotcha
egyptcraze: i mean don quixote did?
egyptcraze: lol
ChiefEngineerMichael: Dear Cam: I don't know if you're starting to rock a salt and pepper look. If you are, it looks dope. If you aren't, your hair is just awesome!
Officinalis: I read Footrot Flats as a kid. My dad immigrated from Aus.
Orichlepidopter: Oooh, a Bogan letterkenny would be hilarious...
Inquisitor_Xian: when did LrrMTG become a etymology course lol
qaenyin: The reason why Poker and Pinball had overlap is because both were things that were kept in bars/taverns as a sources of entertainment.
korvys: "Tilt" in jousting comes from circa 1510, Wikipedia tells me.
Fluffy776: "Can only be blocked by Windmills" would make for an amazing un-set knight card
Mister_Skittles: Cam has encountered an error
hippitybobbity: sancho panza, eternal mood
Sati90: @Inquisitor_Xian Anything can be an etymology course if you try hard enough :D
noSmokeFire: or "must attack if able and if an opponent controls a windmill"
Boricuaheat: the construct in unstable are windmilds
forcedreject: "Do we have any milk..." Well Beej is in the office
Boricuaheat: windmills
Theycallmejokke: I don't think Cam is friends with the caramelcorn kitkat
deyja429: BUGLES!
noSmokeFire: windmill is some kind of un-millstone, obviously
griffythepoo: I hope you continue to never run out of coffee
Texan_Reverend: Anybody else remember Don Coyote and Sancho Panda?
TheGcsmith: Man, I really hope I can finish my modern deck tomorrow. But given how much I need...
qaenyin: While these days people largely associate pinball with arcades, they were originally kept mostly in drinking establishments.
TehAmelie: bugles? witch claws, i calls em
RegulusPratus: You have to layer the milk, obviously. KappaHD
hippitybobbity: windmill 1w 0/3. for 4R and sacrifice windmill, generate dragon token
malc: bugles? so less caramel corn, more caramel horn?
TehAmelie: hmm if you bite a hole in the tip maybe they can make sounds
korvys: !card cloistered youth
LRRbot: Cloistered Youth [1W] (back: Unholy Fiend) | Creature — Human [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may transform Cloistered Youth.
korvys: !card Unholy Fiend
LRRbot: Unholy Fiend (front: Cloistered Youth) | Creature — Horror [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, you lose 1 life.
deyja429: Cam have you thought about Esper control in Canlander?
Fluffy776: Was there maybe a reference in Unstable we missed? Given that it had those windmill constructs. To Gatherer!
Arakasi01: More people should play canadian highlander on mtgo, much cheaper!
xantos69: How dare you make plans for your future when you could be playing magic!
hurrokitty: May I suggest you fine gentlemen check out a new EDH show on YouTube called Quest For The Janklord. It is most excellent in a totally Bill and Ted way.
noSmokeFire: always nice when the deck listens to you
EvilBadman: Jeej is Esper, dunno if it's considered control. He'd know.
Swamplor: Twitch, it would really be better for my mental health if you could stop being a butt.
emrafool: just thinking of the price of underground sea made my spine uncomfortably stiff
KidSpanner: True-Name is a good point to consider, since it's an immortal wall.
TrueThorn: "anything"?
forcedreject: Beej eats the whole thing
EvilBadman: I know he's got TNN and Time Walk, though
malc: LOL
1losttheGame: LUL
Baldrash: Like so many of us.
ShortRound2099: so full circle then
Blade_Tiger: Cam majored in Being A Wizard
forcedreject: So...Cam's magic collection was paid with taxpayer dollars?
Khador1: Wow there are enough skeletons to make a commander deck, it would be awful@but tempted to do it
hippitybobbity: so youre taking a mortgage to build esper control, understood
Mysticman89: aren't you already super educated? like masters?
MrTulip: I'd say ancestral, mystic tutor, dtt or something?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lolwut
Fluffy776: would try
Shemerson: I had that, it's really good
CrookedSidewalks: tako means octopus, right?
malc: am Cam OK
hippitybobbity: lol
PunkRockZoologist: Poor Cam.
Angreed66: does cameron know all the ways to deal with True name in canadian highlander?
Fluffy776: doesn't sound good, but I'd try it
ShortRound2099: I mean i'm curious
phorrestgaze: want
tdub2217: cam looks terrified
Inquisitor_Xian: Beej drinks the whole thing?\
InkyGhoast: but why
Bugberry: Taco is Japanese for Octopus.
AfkDragopolus: @Mysticman89 he wants his phd i think
Shemerson: it's like spicy, like hot cinnamon spicy
korvys: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
northos: I vaguely know what Tako-yaki is because it's a food item in FFXIV!
emrafool: mmmmmm carbonated seafood
Shemerson: actually really good
tdub2217: is cam okay?
abaoa_qu: Cam, if you'd become a teacher you could get paid to spend your life in school
xExtinctBacon: How are y’all doing this fine evening?
phorrestgaze: but takoyaki should be warm
forcedreject: Alternatively, some PhD programs like mine fund their students
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lunarj1Heart
Mysticman89: PhD is definitely an impressive undertaking for those with the ambition. Original research is a lot more daunting than any amount of just learning already known stuff
InkyGhoast: heather you are not helping
KartoffelKaiser: Persona 3 taught me what tako-yaki is.
hippitybobbity: octopus soda! whoyoyoy whoyoyoy (tune: buffalo soldier)
phorrestgaze: Cam, you should put mayo on it
korvys: Warm, carbonated, takoyaki
tdub2217: LUL
emrafool: i loved microwaved sea creatures
noSmokeFire: <Cam will remember that>
AlonsoSwift: [Cameron will remember this]
croisvoix1: Impromptu live segment!
polyglut: Serve it with the flakes.
TheGcsmith: "Cam will remember this"
morgoth_bauglyr: cameron will remember this
pazzer99: katesLol
ShadeofHades: Cameron will remember this
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No matter how much you try to not, you will remember this.
malexus101: well the point is strong
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: yesss
theambivalentagender: plz no
ReydienOnline: and here I was wondering why Heather was written that way in Commodore Hustle...
NarishmaReborn: travel prep then prey upon is an option here
InkyGhoast: BEEJ NO
Krimarie: fox prep
DemoDane: if Beej is saying no...
Juliamon: Hodor, agent of chaos
Batyn: Prey Upon the Priest
FITorion: when beej is the voice of reason
malc: Beej heats the whole thing
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: :D
RegulusPratus: So I hear you're bringing Iron Stomach Challenge back, eh?
phorrestgaze: that reminds me I should get my mulled wine going, which is a much better idea.
forcedreject: That was a noise from deep inside
theambivalentagender: @RegulusPratus I was just about to say, if that ever comes back now we know what everyone's going to be suggesting mixing with horrible things
cloaking111: I get it :D flashback draft
emrafool: hotupus juice
easterncaveofwonders: just had an opp mill themselves out with spider spawning
PunkRockZoologist: Hey @LoadingReadyRun, I sent y'all a package and the tracker says "Attempted Delivery" from the 30th of October. Is this normal?
Swamplor: Yay, my phone decided to unilaterally end the call where I was on hold. So that's 20 minutes of waiting for nothing.
Laserbeaks_Fury: to "It could be *cold* octopus juice"
forcedreject: Now I wanna juice an octopus
KidSpanner: It's probably no worse than Clamato. But also clamato is awful, so it's probably still bad.
Mysticman89: wouldn't that just be ink
hippitybobbity: how does one juice an octopus
Krimarie: could ammy and do more prep
Mysticman89: or wait thats squid isn't it
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: a juicer I think
hippitybobbity: fair enough
RegulusPratus: This tomato juice needs more liquified mollusc.
emrafool: yup me and my papi used to juice dem pusses dry back on the farm
PunkRockZoologist: Yaaaay. It's a big Australia Post mailing box.
FITorion: I kinda want to try takoyaki at some point... thing is I don't like chewy meets... like squid... so I'm wondering what the texture is like from people who have had it.
korvys: !card Avacynian Priest
LRRbot: Avacynian Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Tap target non-Human creature.
InkyGhoast: now swing!
DukeDaisuke: @FITorion Takoyaki is indeed amazing
croisvoix1: FITorion It is chewy inside
DeviantHS: james doing the arm thing one of theeeeese
Mister_Skittles: Cam, whats your opinion on Whiskey beer, a whiskey shop near me sells some and it seems like your Jam
PunkRockZoologist: Takoyaki is delicious, but I sure as Hell don't want to drink it in a soda.
Juliamon: FITorion it's definitely chewy
ChiefEngineerMichael: !card cellar door
LRRbot: Cellar Door [2] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player puts the bottom card of their library into their graveyard. If it's a creature card, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
hippitybobbity: blocking? ew
FITorion: like squid chewy... like rubber?
forcedreject: Cellar door? But I don't even own her door.
Mister_Skittles: the stuff is like 8% beer
PunkRockZoologist: Ooooh, yeah I've tried that too. It's really nice.
theambivalentagender: Oh yeah, I've seen a few of those sold at my nearby cvs of all places.
emrafool: stoot stoot
TehAmelie: what happens if you mix them?
hippitybobbity: interesting
RegulusPratus: Best Beer: Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier Marzen. Best Whisky: Laphroig. Best Flavor: Smooooooke.
DukeDaisuke: Less chewy than squid, simliar to tripa if you've ever had that
TehAmelie: beer barrel whiskey AND whiskey barrel beer
PunkRockZoologist: Also next time you are all in Australia I need to take you to the Boilermaker House. It's my favourite bar and it does wonderful beer and whisky pairings.
RayFK: SHIT THAT'S WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE CALLED!?
azureHaights: Drinky scoops
Mister_Skittles: Thats what this is, beer fermented in whistkey casks
hippitybobbity: @reguluspratus Laphroaig tastes like how it feels to be in a peat bog huddled around a small, smokey fire
EvilBadman: @RayFK You missed Cam chatting about not wanting to do Esper in Highlander due to cost
azureHaights: Or give them a shot... give everyone a shot
emrafool: DO TELL
hippitybobbity: so bloody excellent, is what Im saying
RayFK: EvilBadman Yeaaaaaaaaah that scans
PunkRockZoologist: That sounds amazing.
RayFK: I got mine before it got stupid
CastleOtranto: Cameron getting tanked in RoPo sounds like a good story
TheGcsmith: that gains no life when blocked by the horor
PunkRockZoologist: I got smashed at a party at the campus bar where I worked once and then went to my weekly RPG game where I was playing the Captain in a game of Rogue Trader.
Drackan_: LOL
ShortRound2099: yeaaaaaah
InkyGhoast: WELP
phorrestgaze: the mad men
malc: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: YAAAAAAS!
egyptcraze: it jumped *that* much?
NarishmaReborn: hahaha
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: T H E D R E A M
ChiefEngineerMichael: Dear
pazzer99: lrrWOW
OleanderWhispers: Oh we _dead_
Theycallmejokke: BraAains
CastleOtranto: katesWa katesOw
RayFK: Yeah, I got collectors of my duals and time walk before they spiked. I'm debating running Teferi but I don't want to spend that much
Mister_Skittles: Please Graham. they are UNDYING the dream
hippitybobbity: wot?
KidSpanner: Collector's Edition Underground Sea is at least legal in the format, right?
Mysticman89: lrrFINE
Phailhammer: Hey, at least they don't have Parallel Lives. lrrBEEJ
theambivalentagender: C'mon and slam
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah I mean 3 ABUR duels and a bunch of fetches seems expensive
korvys: You won't gain life if they block with the horro
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korvys: horror
Drackan_: gg
RegulusPratus: Wait, does volley face?
tendrilsoftragedy: oppoment
emrafool: yeah just picked up my first 2 duel lands for legacy mardu goblin bombardment... had to sell two edh decks, one that was almost foiled out... i felt dirty, but in a good way
noSmokeFire: why does volley say "permanent or player" instead of just "target"?
tendrilsoftragedy: opponent... pick up your tokens.
TehAmelie: i think it was someone in a Neil Gaiman story who described a whiskey as "the label said 'full-bodied' but neglected to mention the body in question was that of a goat". i think about that any time i try whiskey
xExtinctBacon: lrrFINE
Edac_plays: Oh wow i didn’t y’all streamed on twitch
Kumakaori: oh, they made 13 zombles, did they?
deyja429: Sure we are. 3 got through, then Volley.
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hippitybobbity: @tehamelie shoarma whiskey
ChiefEngineerMichael: If you had 2 Volleys and a ton more mana...
noSmokeFire: it's any target in the main text, but "permanent or player" in the Morbid text
Edac_plays: Does anyone have an opinion on the guild kits that come out tomorrow
Swamplor: @noSmokeFire Presumably just an oversight
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egyptcraze: so...new plan. dont ghostly possession the witch
TheGcsmith: It's not an oversight. You can only do damage to permaments or players.
r10pez10: guild kits: alternate-art etrata? alternate-art aurelia? yes please!!
korvys: @noSmokeFire Because you can't say "that target" because "target" is special, and there isn't a good way to say that "thing"
emrafool: new plan- get gud
noSmokeFire: huh. didn't know that @korvys
Saulens181: chat.
Wikt: what happens if you hit a land or enchantment or like... anything that is not a creature with 5 damage though
1y1e: too bad Brain Weevilis too hard a splash
emrafool: CLASSIC innistrad ass whoppin
Wikt: (or a planeswalker)
Friedent: Pedantic me would like to remind graham that emblems are not permanents or players lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
xExtinctBacon: All you gotta do is stop them from getting the mana for army, and then lrrFINE
azureHaights: Caramel... Bugles. Hm. Well, salted caramel is a thing
korvys: @noSmokeFire You'll also never see "when" or "whenever" unless it's a trigger. Magic cards have a very specific grammar.
Batyn: @Friedent But it also can't be a target
ChiefEngineerMichael: Yo dude
ChiefEngineerMichael: I heard you like some lands
emrafool: first three draws are lands guaranteed
InkyGhoast: army of the damned
emrafool: travel prep cant lose
Mysticman89: theres a northern european version of bugles that are chocolate I think? I don't recall what they're called, but i hear they're extremely good
Chartle: rip travel prep
1y1e: RIPrep
emrafool: no more travel prep now can lose
korvys: !card Caravan Vigil
LRRbot: Caravan Vigil [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Morbid — You may put that card onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand if a creature died this turn.
azureHaights: Man, or gargoyle? Por que no los dos?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Is Ian becoming ZZ top?
TehAmelie: AC/ZZ?
PunkRockZoologist: A-ZZ-C
RegulusPratus: AC/DC, Wham!, and the other Pillar Men
emrafool: just paint me naked ian while sipping some wine.... i mean
azureHaights: Horner-stuck
ChiefEngineerMichael: There's a Matt!?
azureHaights: Graham can... words.
ChiefEngineerMichael: PUT THE MATT ON CAM
RegulusPratus: Tell Matt he's a cool dude
azureHaights: @ChiefEngineerMichael PHRASING!
ChiefEngineerMichael: (Not the person cam. The thing cam)
ChiefEngineerMichael: @azureHaights What if some people ship it?
Kamotetop: What's the enchantment?
EvilBadman: That sounds like the editor Matt not Wiggins, for the record
Evochron13: @ChiefEngineerMichael it's editor matt not wiggins
OessiMC: they are gonna be really dissappointed when the artifact hits
Bugberry: So the zombie has Fear.
EvilBadman: Regardless of which matt, they're both rad.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Evochron13 Aww. It's Other Matt. Still! Put him on cam!
emrafool: ze butchas cleaver
BloodnBullets: DB is comming up, its possible hes in town
PunkRockZoologist: Will Wiggins be over for Desert Bus?
easterncaveofwonders: woo! vampired my way into another free spooky draft !
malc: lrrFRUMP
AlonsoSwift: "Wiggins has been dead for seven years..."
Vampiricsloth: lrrHERE ?
Jondare: This town ain't big enough for both Matt's...
CommanderCrossing: Nice shirt Graham
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: !card highborn ghoul
LRRbot: Highborn Ghoul [BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | Intimidate
xExtinctBacon: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
A_Dub888: Man-ore Gargoyle
EvilBadman: @PunkRockZoologist Driving Friday night, looks like. https://desertbus.org/drivers
OessiMC: dammit cam im drinking over here
emrafool: gargoyle turns away from camera and visibly sighs
Laserbeaks_Fury: So it *is* grotesque
pinkpi: when does desertbus start again
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: man? or gargoyle?
TheWooglie: Is the pattern on your t shirt based on what you were eating earlier?
Foxmar320: lol
TheWooglie: !db
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: okay dumb question: Is there a way to send a message to LRR concerning PAX Unplugged? it's not the kinda question I can share in chat.
ShortRound2099: hahaha
NathanJay_GA: Is Cam Snowden?
KartoffelKaiser: pls dont talk about ur stoma
TheWooglie: wrong command
Kamotetop: why?
Foxmar320: Cam up for some Destiny tonight? Get that Arms Dealer done.
Kamotetop: holes?
ufo6300: thanks for reminding me that pax unplugged exists, looking forward to seeing whomever ends up there
theambivalentagender: A stint is a mesh they they put in your veins to open them up when they get clogged! Source - growing up with a dad with genetic heart disease issues
hippitybobbity: classic stoma jokes, or, stokes
AfkDragopolus: @Foxmar320 is there something Special to it ?
xExtinctBacon: Is DB gonna be in the Moonbase again?
theambivalentagender: *Stent
emrafool: give em the slooth
Juliamon: xExtinctBacon no
Formerly_Beef: @LoadingReadyRun any chance anyone can make it to GP portland this year? I know it's tough since it's not to long after DB but would be amazing if you could.
ChiefEngineerMichael: Also! James! I have more bits!
Daphoa: you say you 2-for-1'd there, but I think you 2-for-1'd when they cast the enchantment
tvenn: its like the opposite of the finger trap toys
Friedent: You were guaranteed to get the shepherd there
azureHaights: Takeover Vancouver sounds like a WWE event... or a LRRstlemania lead-up
emrafool: anyone down for kamigawa block pauper tiny leaders?
NathanJay_GA: !card manor gargoyle
LRRbot: Manor Gargoyle [5] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [4/4] | Defender / Manor Gargoyle has indestructible as long as it has defender. / {1}: Until end of turn, Manor Gargoyle loses defender and gains flying.
Angreed66: They do world prove me wrong
RegulusPratus: Wasn't Abbey Griffin a Beatles Album?
Foxmar320: AfkDragopolus Cam and myself are working on high score on all nightfalls.
emrafool: here we go lifelink here we go clap clap
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azureHaights: o/` Thaaaaaanks... for the Mana Leak
emrafool: oh yeah that stream was great earlier
RegulusPratus: I approve of this suggestion James
Edac_plays: Do y’all have an opinion on the guild kits that are coming out tomorrow? @loadingreadyrun
emrafool: FORD THE RIVER
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Is there a way to send a message to LRR concerning PAX Unplugged?
Bugberry: You'd be surprised
korvys: You're already the #1 desert bus player
Daphoa: this deck
Tartarga: Will we see James at the next GDQ? Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: I don't remember much about Oregon Trail except taking nothing but bullets is a viable strategy.
BITs19_: did G get a haircut?
xantos69: cheer50 New show idea: Pick a simple game that anybody can easily win. Have the whole crew play it as quickly as they can. Film that and see who wins the speed run!
TheMoatman: Bob the ninja goldfish like... speedrunning Bob the Ninja Goldfish?
Mysticman89: they mostly opted to take nothing but food and just going at gruelling speed at all points.
r10pez10: oh, like Super Hexagon
RayFK: No Bits, he got THEM ALL CUT
emrafool: punchy punchy
r10pez10: jeej...
croisvoix1: Jeej why
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Cam, mention one of your favourite books!
1losttheGame: ban him
azureHaights: Jeej jokes
BITs19_: well, it looks nice either way, G!
TheTrueWowo: can we ban G
KartoffelKaiser: @RayFK how dare you
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Well: I'm helping organise the Acquisitions Intoxicated meet up after the Con on sunday night, that Jerry, Fehlaur and a few others are coming to and while the general admission is full I wanted to extend an invitation to those from LRR attending.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yes that is doable
Dix: dixHAMMER
Foxmar320: Im trying but the ban wont take
RayFK: The_Ocean_who_Subbed BETRAYAL
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I mean VIP status is coming Kappa
kumatsu: Ban Jordan, kick him from Desert Bus
Phailhammer: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
RayFK: kumatsu I mean my stress levels would go down?
Dix: we'll just have to /gkick him from the bus
kumatsu: unban Jordan, give him a second driving shift :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: Inflation
Angreed66: unfortunatly the bag tears
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: beejSmooth
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Will do. I'll send an e-mail in the morning. info at loadingreadyrun dot com?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Bobtheninjagoldfish correct
Dix: I... uh... I should probably figure out where I'm staying for Unplugged.
RayFK: Fuck Beej
RayFK: That is harsh
nick_tamer_readinfrench: Hey, Cam's here! AWESOMEEE!!!
azureHaights: @RayFK It's hip to fuck b -- WAIT NO
Dix: Hell yeah! PHILLY PHILLY
emrafool: whens the next beejlander?
easterncaveofwonders: see ya later everyone! once more into the cellar!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: in this chat we don't reference awful bud light commercials Dix
RayFK: Yeah Dix doesn't actually give a shit about Unplugged, just where it is Kappa
Verdeloth24: I was hoping Beej would say "I love dicks!"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: It's fine.. it's more just a meet up. There will be lots of non drinkers there and options for said.
Dix: I mean... you're about 50% right there RayFK
Friedent: What's the over under for how many Gritty heads they come back with?
hd_dabnado: CRIMES!
EvilBadman: Bring the head of Gritty the Baptist
azureHaights: What if that mascot is Gregg from NitW
RayFK: Gritty don't give a Shitty
emrafool: pfffffffff
TehAmelie: Greggolas is great but he doesn't own stealing large-headed mascots
TimmyTidalWave: @EvilBadman lmao that's great
ZeroArcana: i frequently sell my head, and i'm fine
Phailhammer: So Gritty is like an Andromedon from XCOM2? lrrBEEJ
ThorSokar: Gritty already threatens to kill other mascots, so idk if crimes are much of a problem
TheWooglie: your turn?
Batyn: You just f6'd your turn
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: also the Mariner Moose dressed up as Gritty for halloween
NathanJay_GA: Make a Gritty Committee?
BrindleBoar: compost the rich
GrandLlamaQ: Gritty wonders why you are hoarding your sumptuous innards.
phorrestgaze: r/grittyisantifa
Dix: Phanatic just sticks his tongue out
ReydienOnline: they next leveled you
BrindleBoar: opponent with the spy ops
Meltalar: hello friends
ufo6300: if you cant buy official gritty head, there are almost garenteed to be bootleg heads sold somewhere around philly
BrindleBoar: *psy
emrafool: i live near philadelphia and it is EVERYWHERE. not sure if everyone is bought in or lives in constant fear that if they dont cheer for Gritty, he will steal their children
DruthersHaver: that wall street journal op-ed filling their diapers about gritty being Antifa was :chefskiss:
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: the penguins
Aarek: seabatBRAIN Put your opponent on the play so they f6 though their first time
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: it was the penguins
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Pittsburgh/Philadelphia is a big rivalry
Dix: That was like his first 10 tweets
PunkRockZoologist: Do mascots cut promos on each other like Wrestlers?
GrandLlamaQ: Gritty lies awake at night thinking of drinking your flesh through a straw.
InkyGhoast: meanwhile I'm a sabres fan. we have a cute mascot and are doing fine this year so we're all happy
RayFK: Is Gritty like fucking Baba Yega?
Jwiley129: @PunkRockZoologist only some of them
TheWooglie: is that the one John Oliver talked about?
korvys: @PunkRockZoologist if not, they should
EvilBadman: @RayFK No, he's who you send to kill the Baba Yaga
Dix: YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT GRAHAM
ufo6300: oh yeah, the flyers and the penguins do not get along
emrafool: as is philly tradition
ufo6300: like at all'
Dix: HE'S OUR CRAZY BOY
Foxmar320: lol
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yeah definitely seems like Philly
phorrestgaze: brotherly love: only we can pick on him
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: There goes Dix again defending Gritty Kappa
Dix: Look. I've got stockholm syndrome with that orange crazypants
azureHaights: o/` smash the state
GrandLlamaQ: Gritty wants to eat your toes without removing them first. While making eye contact.
KartoffelKaiser: I just like Gritty because he plays for my baseball team (go dodgers)
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: as near-Philadelphian for 21 years before moving away, that sounds about right, and I am doing what I can to spread fear for Gritty throughout northish florida
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emrafool: the concept drawings for gritty look like a hockey version of the phanatic... then the fucked it
coelopteryx: boneaphone. there needs to be a gag gift that's a skeletal landline phone. so many people would buy like, five
emrafool: they*
Bobtheninjagoldfish: EAT THE RICH!
KartoffelKaiser: can you eat the rich with fiend hunter?
InkyGhoast: fiend hunter the captain?
Maddrius: @vip3rpil0t congrats!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I found the greatest thing on Amazon
KartoffelKaiser: asking for the proletariat
Dix: Gritty will
Mister_Skittles: wait hold on... when do the Canadian clocks go back... you guys are an hour early
TimmyTidalWave: what colors would gritty be
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: that's a thing a lot of people say
GrandLlamaQ: Whispers spins falsehoods and whispers secrets, but only to Dogs.
RayFK: If this turns into a god damn music box war again james...
vip3rpil0t: @Maddrius Thanks! Super excited :D
TheR676767: assemble 12 mini violins to build 1 full violin
malexus101: it costs more, so it's better
TheR676767: that's how it works
Mister_Skittles: LRR needs a 3D printer
Fluffy776: That's just a crapshoot!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just buy a real one and have Paul shrink it
kumatsu: @RayFK So you're not showing up to DB with more music boxes to revive the Old Feud?
r10pez10: but are they playable
ShortRound2099: haha
ReydienOnline: "Allow me to play a reasonably small violin for you"
auxv: i work at a music store, 1/16 sizes for 4 year olds
PunkRockZoologist: @Mister_Skittles I think omeone sent/is sending them one.
BrindleBoar: pfffft :D
TehAmelie: yeah, you don't deserve a REALLY small violin
Mivair: "You're not even a huge loser, you're just a mediocre loser."
BloodnBullets: "you werent worth the smallest violin"
ReydienOnline: that was like 80% of a crapshot right there
someusername5: (amazon searches now contain: miniature violin)
RayFK: Gee Gee Gee Gee
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: I don't have a tiny violin but I can play despacito REEEEALLLy quietly if you want
Fluffy776: My tiny violin is getting restrung, I overused it on you
r10pez10: People who bought this also bought:
kumatsu: @RayFK so we should Drop?
Mivair: That's so sad Alexa play despacito quietly
RayFK: Ye
KartoffelKaiser: im sorry the what
northos: magic
NoxStryx: nano violin
KartoffelKaiser: we truly live in the meme timeline
Friedent: I've always wondered how Cameron knows about some of these things
Fluffy776: Is it the right size for a 1/144 scale Gundam model and should I buy one for my gunpla friend?
NoxStryx: Cameron "It's a Nano Thing" Lauder
RayFK: Look I don't want to know about Cameron's Nano Thing
azureHaights: Cameron "I made a red oil once... never again" Lauder
Issurru: exactly 3 doritos
TehAmelie: "a tiny violin would take effort to produce, you get a cheap, store-bought, slightly smaller violin"
RayFK: DUDE YOUR RING
Mivair: Tiny rings make big noise
NoxStryx: hey, it may be tiny, but you can still hear it
Maddrius: cheerios?
TheTrueWowo: is it ringolos?
1losttheGame: how funny if that wasnt edible
PunkRockZoologist: Thanks Bej
azureHaights: Jicama Dickables?
PunkRockZoologist: *Beej
malc: Thanks, I hate it
Gbot92: like Hula-hoops?
Mister_Skittles: but those are my friday plans
ufo6300: cam have you seen anything about the piano that has its tuning controlled by electromagnets?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !addquote (Graham) [now] Here, have some smashed assholes.
LRRbot: New quote #5474: "Here, have some smashed assholes." —Graham [2018-11-01]
Wamut0mbo: I thought cam was a chemist of some sort?
Molladia: Whats being eaten?
laozi3: cam has a degree in chemistry
PunkRockZoologist: I sure felt like a can of smashed assholes on Tuesday morning after PAX and the Enforcer afterparty.
SolarBlitz1: Be careful Graham, I've heard that people have been hiding M4A3E8 Sherman tanks in candy recently
Molladia: Did Graham bring something back from Aus?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: isn't au gratin 'with gravy'
KartoffelKaiser: what the fuck do you mean "savory ring snacks"
korvys: @Molladia Many things, but these are Japanese snacks from that box they get every month.
PunkRockZoologist: @Molladia Oh yes. We gave them a very heavy box of gifts. I know because I was one of the FOUR people who had to trade out carrying it back to their hotel.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: HA
malc: gratin = with cheese, ish
Dix: AND THE HOTDOG FLAVORED WATER
Dix: err
TehAmelie: candied apples? i wouldn't trust those. not after the Event
RayFK: God damnit Dix
Molladia: oh right, sorry I just arrived
korvys: @Dix Thank you
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: @malc ah of course youre right
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Ian.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: please.
Dix: WAT
therisingtithes_: I presume these are as-yet-unseen MailTime snacks?
Maddrius: 0/
Dix: *keep rollin rollin rollin* COME ON. :p
azureHaights: Clorps-action lawsuit
korvys: Why? Did they give you cancer?
Tiber727: @SolarBlitz1 That's nothing. You know why they couldn't find Saddam Hussein's weapons? They didn't check his candy bowl.
Molladia: @PunkRockZoologist did they fly with it? or send it back by post?
KartoffelKaiser: *your share is $20
cloneblade: hey $20 is $20
ThorSokar: Sign up!
FLSmith: what? only 1 person went with the limp bizkit reference... shame
RegulusPratus: You've got video evidence of using one
1losttheGame: why are you guys getting compensation?
TehAmelie: i think i threw that receipt out like this summer
NathanJay_GA: who brought this lawsuit, and why?
PunkRockZoologist: @Molladia I think they flew back with it. Not sure.
RegulusPratus: Cathode Radiation Poisoning
someusername5: it's free real estate^H^H money
korvys: @Molladia @PunkRockZoologist They checked to to fly with, I believe. (I was also one of the people helping to carry it)
r10pez10: CRT the rich
1losttheGame: these companies are not surprising me
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: so everyone
Issurru: like the time Galen Weston (Loblaws) and some other people price fixed bread for years LUL
r10pez10: industrial collusion?\
kanimaras: dammit I should have kept my CRT receipts
RegulusPratus: And the fine is only $49 million? Can't we just boil the executives or something?
1losttheGame: these settlements never actually hurt the companies for more than what they profited
azureHaights: @r10pez10 in MY television? It's more likely than you think
egyptcraze: and...that snake is lethal
ThorSokar: that sounds like the amount of money Samsung makes in about 20 minutes
ShortRound2099: lrrAWW
kanimaras: This seems like a scam to get the personal information of a lot of people
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: google gives me march 95 to nov 2007
Lethrom is continuing the Gift Sub they got from theonlyangelx!
PunkRockZoologist: So why are people entitled to this?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's just damages
korvys: @PunkRockZoologist I believe he said due to price fixing
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian and Graham replace a battery for an iPhone 5 and continue work on a leather bag.) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (51m from now).
r10pez10: sorny, magnetbox, panaphonic
ThorSokar: Now I wish I lived in Canada, I bought tons of CRTs and still have the recepts
NathanJay_GA: bye, everyone! thanks for the stream ^_^
r10pez10: the battery fixin' part 2\
kanimaras: quality guess
coelopteryx: gesundheit of belch
PunkRockZoologist: That reminds me, I need to send Kathleen my ANZAC biscuits recipe.
ChiefEngineerMichael: And YOU, Graham! Is also on TTSF!
Dix: G Pls
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Jondare: almost forgot this!
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Kumakaori: hourl ong bathroom break? damn Graham
Phailhammer: PunkRockZoologist: Yes. Yes you do.
TehAmelie: G's esophagus wants ti get a word in too
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so pick Atraxa and win.
NoxStryx: no, now kiss.
Chartle: inb4 4x derevi
Vampiricsloth: the magical Birb Wizard
NoxStryx: it is all about the golgari precon
egyptcraze: atraxa, meren, breya, and derevi? 4 hr grunge match ensuies?
RayFK: WHY IS IT NEXT WEEK
azureHaights: Cute Drum Combo Explosion
Maddrius: thanks for the stream!
Phailhammer: cya :)
forcedreject: !nexty
forcedreject: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian and Graham replace a battery for an iPhone 5 and continue work on a leather bag.) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (49m from now).
rrtycoon2: Well, the end of next week, and then most of what follows.
forcedreject: Toby Fox made a new game...? Excuse I must now cut all contact with all other people for the next 48 hours while I go do something
korvys: @forcedreject More like, 4 hours, or so I hear, BUT STILL!
ReydienOnline: I'm so glad everyone's hyped for November 9. World Freedom Day deserves more Recognition
DiabeticMaddness: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian and Graham replace a battery for an iPhone 5 and continue work on a leather bag.) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (41m from now).