malc: things are OK here
malc: work keeps finding ways to screw up, so the usual
BloodForTheCorelab: sounds about right :)
Saulens181: hey, so the timetable says that adam's streaming in half an hour, but the !next command isn't so...?
Saulens181: oh wait the !next command updated
malc: there seems to be some uncertainty as to whether it's happening
BloodForTheCorelab: maybe the tendrills of desert bus got it too ???
Earthenone: adam had said it was hapening on FNPF. james just is too busy to shedule
Saulens181: I need something to distract me from my CV
BloodForTheCorelab: I'm kinda sad they didn't take a pass at yukon trail the other day
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Saulens181: I have no idea if my CV is "finished" and I can send it off, and I've so far to hear back from a friend who said they'll look at it
BloodForTheCorelab: well procrastinate while you wait a bit?
Saulens181: I'm in college, so I've not really much to put on past experience
Saulens181: I'm hoping my transcripts do the heavy lifting for now
BloodForTheCorelab: that sounds hopeful maybe? :)
BloodForTheCorelab: are you going after a specific job or just updating it
Earthenone: i am trying to convince my body to agree with me that i need to go the a charity event today
Saulens181: Specific job
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
BloodForTheCorelab: i'm trying to convince my body to sleep sometime today
Daedrin: I hear Adam is a cowboy?
Daedrin: I am here for cowboy Adam
Saulens181: I had to wrestle with character encodings 'cause my surname has a non-english character in it
Saulens181: that's always "fun"
BloodForTheCorelab: wheee O.O well i hope it goes well Saulens181
malc: good luck saulens181 :)
TexanHick20: oh boy! rootin tootin cowboy shooting simulator 2!
Mr_sandmens: which god of war is this song from
Saulens181: remind me, Adam's playstyle is "NO WITNESSES" right?
Daedrin: Horse Flipping Simulator 2018
m0nkeyrama: it is
TexanHick20: horse junk simulator 3018
m0nkeyrama: Good morning! \ seabatBRAIN /
hmfons: It's an Adam!
jpost042: seabatBRAIN
Rytthigar: <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
revjakenash: I just want to watch you pet all the dogs. There's an achievement for that right?
Psitterrific: Man.... just as I need to go get groceries. Welp... I'll catch up later
thekeytoviktory: Hiya Adam :)
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RavingPenguin: cheer69 Are you gonna ride a steel horse Adam?
RavingPenguin: #JustCowboyThings
thekeytoviktory: yeah I'll be dipping as well getting taco bell and going to gamestop and Adam you rock man thanks for all that you do my dude
Saulens181: you just need to glue a gramophone to a horse
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thekeytoviktory: I will
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RavingPenguin: This doesn't seem very westerny to me :T
RavingPenguin: 25 bucks is not a small amount of money for this time?
ancientspark: I think the filter is a bit too grainy and dark for a movie genre that is almost always sunlit or firelit
Himyul: bless you!
CptCorallis: There's a very easy way to make money. Steal. Steal all the valuables.
m0nkeyrama: BlessRNG
ylegm: o/
RavingPenguin: cheer69 Is this Franklin Mans predecessor?
Abavus: Hi Adam. Hi Chat. jamieHi
MilkInBag: good morning cowBOI
Laurreth: sweet, time to watch Adam mix up the "talk" and "shotgun" buttons :-D
GanjaShimada: yuh lol
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:35.
RavingPenguin: causeiStrawb causeiStrawb causeiStrawb
ancientspark: WakeUpSuper might as well be WalkUpSuper
CptCorallis: "Mix Up" the talk and shotgun buttons. He knows exactly what he's doing.
revjakenash: You should probably just sing a cowboy song
ScoopsPlushie: KonCha lrrHEART
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morteyur: When do we get a Demons' Soul stream?
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MilkInBag: if you dont feel like controlling your horse during a long ride, you can press the middle big button of the ps controller to bring up cinematic mode
TriggerHappy2Pi: Did you just start the game or are you continuing a playthrough
starktocrateratio: Was just watching Adam "Dark Souls" Savidan playing on the Switch, but this will do even better
ylegm: I do want to get around playing this, but I haven't put 2 hours into Spiderman yet :/
Himyul: that man needs to poo
m0nkeyrama: "Medicine"
Abavus: Medicinal lead?
MilkInBag: WutFace
CptCorallis: Well that is a cure to what ails him
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatBRAIN
Solipsody: Hm... I found some Ennio Morricone for you, but I'm not sure it's quite what you had in mind:
Saulens181: NO WITNESSES
silenceaux: I just walked in and what the fuck
PandasAndPancakes: Praise be to Adam "healer" Savidan
RavingPenguin: Adam why BibleThump
morteyur: Taking the same approach I have taken to these events.
ylegm: katesSir
dokuminion: Just tuned in. Did Adam do a murder?
morteyur: Except, I have a Pirate sword and a Viking Hatchet
MilkInBag: if you dont feel like controlling your horse during a long ride, you can press the middle big button of the ps controller to bring up cinematic mode (sorry for double message, just wanna make sure adam knows)
m0nkeyrama: It's a miracle! BlessRNG
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RavingPenguin: cheer69 Cured that man like BlueCosmonaut Kappa
Saulens181: You auto-ride in cinematic mode, right?
Macheya: seabatBRAIN
morteyur: Yeah
morteyur: And a Viking Helmet
Rytthigar: We tried to heal him! Sadly, he got a bleed debuff... Darn, we are *so* unlucky in Darkest Dungeon
MilkInBag: dont need to hold X
morteyur: Oh and a Pirate Tricone helmet
MilkInBag: you can press X to go faster, but it drains stamina
Himyul: such innovations in automations! Behold as the game plays itself!
MilkInBag: press the middle button again to exit cinematic mode, in case of robbery
MilkInBag: this is a LIFE saver I tell you
m0nkeyrama: Movie time :O
MilkInBag: R3 to change cinematic view
Noy2222: Cowboy clicker
Saulens181: Adam, how do I stop thinking about my CV?
dokuminion: also does some interesting things with trains and building walls
morteyur: I ride around with my Hatchet out. You can throw it too.
Himyul: in some places a CV is a resume
Saulens181: *Resume
RavingPenguin: CV is like a resume I think
morteyur: I am roleplaying as Kratos at the moment
Solipsody: Huh, actually, non-cowboy Morricone scores in the background are really working with this.
MilkInBag: CV is the word we use in french for resume
morteyur: Curiculum Vitae
PandasAndPancakes: Curriculum Vitae - record of life
Tangsm: Curriculum vitae.
castlewise: Its mostly an academia thing
Saulens181: ^
ylegm: ^
MilkInBag: v
Macheya: So that's what CV stands for.
Tangsm: Learn latin like the rest of us edumacated folk.
PandasAndPancakes: Also a Europe thing
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
morteyur: Im on Book 10 of Malazan. HOLY SHIT
MilkInBag: @morteyur is it good? a friend told me about it
morteyur: Been reading for a year or something so far.
CptCorallis: Did you just unlock drifting for your horse?
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m0nkeyrama: Learn something new every day seabatBRAIN
RavingPenguin: @morteyur No spoilers! I'm only on like book 7
ylegm: book one is a slog
TwitchTVsFrank: how close are you? answer:not
Robot_Bones: Why bullet when you have Knife? seabatBRAIN
MilkInBag: LUL
MilkInBag: enjoy your meat full of lead
Macheya: And there goes the meat.
silenceaux: Is that a white stag??
RavingPenguin: The fuckin trundle down the hill LUL
morteyur: @MilkInBag OK, so its either your favourite book, or not for you, you will know 1/3rd of the way into Book 1. I however recommend reading Book 4, Midnight Tides
Noy2222: Wow, Oregon Trail's graphics have really improved!
skrt_01: You called?
TriggerHappy2Pi: He's naked now
MilkInBag: @morteyur if I kind of enjoyed reading LotR and game of thrones, should I be ok?
Saulens181: SO, I've heard in another stream that apparently there's $500 stashed away that was meant to be used by beta testers, anyone know anyhting about that?
Robot_Bones: Thats how you take the pants of a lrrGOAT
m0nkeyrama: That thing's skin just fell right off WutFace
morteyur: Its the start of a new storyline, it doesnt need any prior knowledge, its not as overwhelming to get into. But is still part of the main story in time.
RavingPenguin: Warm bumbum
MilkInBag: @Saulens181 yes, it's close to camp
Macheya: All that warm blood sure will keep the horse warm. seabatYIKES
ylegm: @MilkInBag I'd borrow from the library first
MilkInBag: L1, 2nd menu down
MilkInBag: bottom option, R2
morteyur: @MilkInBag Yes, very LOTR style. It has a SHITTON of stuff to know about and it just throws you in the deep end of it and goes, its ok, in 3 books we will explain that reference we made
doctahjeph: L1, then R1 to the right. bottom
MilkInBag: to be fair this game has millions of 'hidden' options
MilkInBag: @morteyur I'm fine with that, I also read The Dark Tower which uses that style a lot
morteyur: Like who in the fuck is the 2 shadowy fucks at the start of the book? Very important figures in the entire storyline.
Solipsody: Did the deer just disappear when you did that?
morteyur: But you dont know until like 2 books in.
MilkInBag: i m m e r s i o n
MilkInBag: food doesn't cook itself adam
RavingPenguin: We monster hunter bois now?
m0nkeyrama: Need to keep it realistic
Papperslappen: pocket full of meat
morteyur: @MilkInBag Ive read Dark Tower too. Yeah its like that except there isnt a dip in quality after like book 3
ujai321: put that sausage in your pocket
morteyur: Its a consistent book series tbh.
Solipsody: Just in case anybody here is ever stranded in the woods with only a dead animal to eat, this is not the recommended way to do it.
MilkInBag: @morteyur thanks for the feedback, I'm probably going on a trip and need stuff to read, should get these + witcher
RavingPenguin: Links food cooks itself, why can't it here?
CptCorallis: Just wait till you have to file taxes for all your earnings in game.
silenceaux: There is no way you're not getting intestinal worms or something from that meat
RogueLink: Hey Adam thaxHi
morteyur: @MilkInBag Basic background of how the books got written, its 20-30 years worth of Dungeons and Dragons campaign storylines made into a book series.
PandasAndPancakes: My man on that Atkins kick - no green veg until 1889!
MilkInBag: little known fact, you can use D pad arrows in the crafting menu to change recipes
morteyur: @MilkInBag THe magic system literally changes as DnD would change.
MilkInBag: oh yeeeeeeeees adam, one at a time
m0nkeyrama: So fun seabatYIKES
MilkInBag: but you can hold down X to make it 'automatically'
Isaac3567: So this is when you buy a third party controller with a turbo function
MilkInBag: it has everything adam, if you dont eat enough 'good stuff' you can contract illnesses
Jaronplayz: If anyone has an Xbox live gold trial code please whisper it to me thank you so much
silenceaux: Gotta cultivate mass
Macheya: Welcome to my world, Adam.
morteyur: @MilkInBag Characters will also feel like DnD characters created for a campaign, and old ones who show up often get stronger over time. Like one of the main characters, Ganoes Paran goes from just a normal guy to well, not normal.
Noy2222: Eat food everyday
ylegm: this is a very very, granular game
CptCorallis: You can be a big slow tuff boi, or a skinny fast weak boi
ampharos15: I just spent and a hour fishing for a legendary sturgeon... Thats what this game is
Mysaryl: ADAM! Your horse is DURTY
dokuminion: he kinda looks like van gogh.
MilkInBag: @morteyur thanks!
Macheya: Rockstar's been doing this shit since GTA San Andreas.
ManaIishi: I think I'd like this game a lot better if it was just an oregon trail game
RogueLink: watching people play this makes me want to pick up breath of the wild again.
RavingPenguin: I already eat in real life why do I want to eat in a game DansGame
m0nkeyrama: Is this a really advanced sims mod? Kappa
MilkInBag: w i t n e s s e s
Tangsm: If you're going to do a daily eat/drink and weight mechanic, this game better let you piss and poop.
MilkInBag: surprise cowboy
Diabore: did adam get killed by a horse yet?
MilkInBag: HAHAH
RogueLink: HAHAH
Macheya: LUL
RogueLink: all that work
PandasAndPancakes: ADAM
m0nkeyrama: What witnesses Kappa
CptCorallis: WOW
Solipsody: Innocent until proven guilty, right?
MilkInBag: GOTY
ampharos15: HAHAHA
Humstuck: wow
Robot_Bones: seabatYIKES
dokuminion: "Free" of your life.
Mysaryl: OMG
Noy2222: Adam! You're the worst!
Abavus: Well that was a waste
morteyur: AHAHAHA
the_canuck_mystic: Adam is a sociopath?
ampharos15: some one should clip that
morteyur: THis is exactly what I do
MilkInBag: boom goes the stick
TwitchTVsFrank: "free"
m0nkeyrama: You're free seabatSEAL
LairofLore: damn it adamn kill them after they tell you their secret
silenceaux: You know, on a certain level, I really appreciate that Adam just plays this game like it is: a psychopathy simulator.
Diabore: youll be free for the rest of your life Kappa
Macheya: At least unhitch the horses.
Solipsody: Oh, I guess he was guilty after all.
morteyur: @LoadingReadyRun You can put bodies onto fires and they burn. Just so you know, remove the evidence.
Humstuck: I mean, loot is loot.
MilkInBag: behind you LUL
CptCorallis: Behind you
CamelAttack: They are free from the curse of flesh!
Solipsody: Justice is blind. It just shoots everybody.
silenceaux: Another horse & cart pulled up, and you let them go. You left witnesses, Adam.
MilkInBag: are you judge dredd
RavingPenguin: If you steal enough money you won't have to worry about your bounty Kappa
morteyur: Dont pay your bounty, they send bounty hunters to you. Bounty Hunters have money. Very good income source.
MilkInBag: ask for directions, then shoot them not to leave any suspicious trails
Humstuck: lol ^ yup
dokuminion: Adam, the punisher. Noone is innocent.
MilkInBag: hold X to follow
MilkInBag: you will still be commiting a crime sadly
Solipsody: I believe that's called "standing your ground", at least in some states.
MilkInBag: is 'action' a punishment?
morteyur: No
morteyur: Its not
ampharos15: No it punishes you for dying
morteyur: It rewards you
MilkInBag: if you shoot this dude LUL
the_canuck_mystic: Is consequence a punishment?
Theproffittcy43: No, people still think you murdered them cold blooded
CptCorallis: That man is a wizard.
morteyur: Pay Hobos. Then kill them
ampharos15: so just dont die and suffer no consequences for your actions
MilkInBag: None. Shall. Pass.
morteyur: Now murder the Hobo
ampharos15: if you kill him you can get your money back
mtcuddles1: Punch him
MilkInBag: coward
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
Humstuck: he robbed you, cmon!
morteyur: Hobos give tips on High Stakes Poker sometimes.
MilkInBag: is he? 👀
CptCorallis: I think that's why he didn't panic when you pointed the gun
banwidthraptor: cant or wont
morteyur: Lasso him! drag him behind your horse.
the_canuck_mystic: Adam "wildly inconsistent" savidan.
TwitchTVsFrank: he says he is blind
kevenwith2es: Nice stream title, Adam
Solipsody: That's how he robbed you! Blind!
darthcoercis: g'day Adam, g'day chat, how're things?
TXC2: hello darthcoercis welcome
Macheya: giggity
Abavus: Dug into those archives for just the right quote
ScoopsPlushie: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 PopCorn
TXC2: I believe you Adam
TXC2: I believe he is yes
darthcoercis: i remember mr hollands' opus
Humstuck: alive in our minds
thatladyinplaid: He is
banwidthraptor: yes on both counts
darthcoercis: i think i have it on vhs here somewhere
Abavus: Should I know who this person is?
Tangsm: He is alive. He is 71.
Humstuck: he trying not dying probably
MilkInBag: 71 what, 71 cats in a trench coat?
m0nkeyrama: Vhs PogChamp
Diabore: that was him, go teach him a lesson
darthcoercis: how did the commander game go, Adam?
thatladyinplaid: Mr. Holland's Opus made my junior high band geek self very happy
Solipsody: How do you know when to shoot people when you aren't sure which of you is being rude?
mtcuddles1: this game looks atmospheric as hell
TXC2: Richard Dryfuss was in Jaws right?
MilkInBag: R1 to stop horse
darthcoercis: I wasn't around to watch because i was off playing commander games.
TXC2: how do we stop a horse lrrbot?
morteyur: R1 to stop
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Leave your death in the hands of others.
RavingPenguin: Adam stops to visit every crazy man on the road LUL
silenceaux: He's also not a fan of witnesses
morteyur: R1 holding also reverses the horse and carriage if you got one
m0nkeyrama: The second game was quite something, Darth
dokuminion: There is no forgiveness. Only death.
Humstuck: you want it KappaPride
noisyblizzard: he said you smell... shoot him
the_canuck_mystic: back away slowly
noisyblizzard: :)
MilkInBag: and then he goes to sleep
m0nkeyrama: Quality EDH shenanigans
Tangsm: I believe this man never sleeps.
silenceaux: Sounds to me like a guy who was in a Born Again sect, went nuts / senile, and got kicked out.
Humstuck: gj, hes out of the water at least.
RavingPenguin: If you give him a dose of KNIFE he'll sleep a long time
mtcuddles1: hows your diet been adam? Rost any broccoli yet?
mtcuddles1: Roast*
PandasAndPancakes: <3
Abavus: Nice
TXC2: 36 waist? you lucky Devil
darthcoercis: shenanigans, @m0nkeyrama? sounds like my kind of game. In one of the games I played today I had 93 saprolings on the board. then one of my mates cast wrath of god.
mtcuddles1: Yeah it can be like that, the reward just up and surprises you when you least expect it
MilkInBag: L3 to calm down
m0nkeyrama: Good for you! \ seabatBRAIN /
Macheya: That shit was so annoying in GTA V.
ylegm: C'mon cougar
tkshillinz: Adaaaaaaaaaam
the_canuck_mystic: Shoot the horse?
tkshillinz: and horse pets
zerragonoss: Well its the predator its using cloaking
MilkInBag: going out in the snow with no coat? oh oh
TXC2: "put your jacket on young man"
darthcoercis: i got taken out by a 53/53 land creature :p
Tangsm: Well, the game makes you eat. I'm guessing it requires coats.
MilkInBag: spoiler: you will
m0nkeyrama: @darthcoercis You should watch if you get the time, Adam took like a 15 minute turn
mtcuddles1: seems like it shouldn't last a huge amount of time
banwidthraptor: i mean were all dying
ylegm: horses are pretty inured to the cold
noisyblizzard: shoot the horse and hide in it's intestins
MilkInBag: you have outfits at your camp
tkshillinz: "Am I gonna die? Is my horse dying?" - Adam's existential crisishaus
MilkInBag: you can save 3 outfits on your horse
darthcoercis: @m0nkeyrama i'll watch the vod when i get up tomorrow. today? i dunno, it's 4:15am, does that count as tomorrow?
MilkInBag: well, some stuff is locked behind missions asdly
Solipsody: You should help him sleep, Adam. He needs to sleep.
Humstuck: I think there are defaults clothes you can use.
standardbeat: I think there is a Buckle in the next town over
m0nkeyrama: 4:15? :O
Tangsm: Just find somebody wearing warm clothes, and trade with them. You give them one bullet, and they give you everything they own.
MilkInBag: I wish there was a true roaming mode right at the start but, you're totally free of tutorials after a certain chapter, which is not 2
darthcoercis: @m0nkeyrama i live in queensland, australia
Humstuck: @Tangsm lol
MilkInBag: there is no active quest right now, or else when you press down with D Pad, it would show you your objective
LairofLore: the yellow things on the map are missions, if you're not on one of them you don't really have a quest
MilkInBag: just press, dont hold
darthcoercis: around 4000km north east of where some of the lrr folk went for pax aus.
MilkInBag: it's not like witcher or w.e where you always have an active quest, in this you have no quest until you start one
MilkInBag: yellow = main missions, white = side missions
MilkInBag: sorry for huh, spamming indications 👀
Abavus: How large is the map?
Diabore: open world best world
RavingPenguin: I like the travel music, thats nice
shadowscythe77: hiya Adam
MilkInBag: it's a pretty large map, no idea how to compare it with gta since you have a horse and not a car, but it's big
TXC2: Twtich, please stop turning into a radio show
darthcoercis: Adam, i'm pretty sure most of us are here to watch you faff around in open world games.
m0nkeyrama: ^
CommiePuddin: Busy day at the Moonbase, sounds like.
MilkInBag: yeah I really wish RDR2 was free roaming right at the start
ylegm: I'm having trouble as @TXC2
ylegm: *as well
TXC2: CommiePuddin DB is soon!
RavingPenguin: Shouldn't you tie your horse up to keep it from running away?
CommiePuddin: Oh, is that a thing they do?
TXC2: !shh
MilkInBag: TOS D:
MilkInBag: square to block
LairofLore: cirlce to punch, square to block
Diabore: do... do you not start fighting in a bar adam?
TXC2: Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! Kappa
Ckiva: well if it isnt my old friend adam savidan
RavingPenguin: Adam "Not great in bar fights" Savidan
CptCorallis: Build that meter!
kevenwith2es: Show us the footsies, Adam!
darthcoercis: that was an alex laugh if ever i've heard one
Ckiva: back before they had television people had to go fighting for a hobby
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
MilkInBag: the boss is here
CptCorallis: Remember the fundamentals!
CommiePuddin: CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
MilkInBag: B O I
Ckiva: not the window! gaad I already owe the glazer from last time
MilkInBag: ps it's super hard
darthcoercis: alrighty, i'm off to bed. Adam, chat, have fun and take care of yourselves. See you in the vod!
mtcuddles1: what a shitty choke
TXC2: so long darthcoercis sleep well
m0nkeyrama: Night darth!
kevenwith2es: Is this the Crown Jewel
Invitare: He blocks? DansGame
mtcuddles1: shrimp away!
mtcuddles1: get to half guard!
darthcoercis: g'night @TXC2 , @m0nkeyrama. catch ya's later!
TXC2: STAHP He's already dead!
Invitare: if you're blocking you're losing
Tangsm: A wild pacifist appears!
GodImSoSorry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:10.
MilkInBag: after the fight, go shoot that dude who shot you Kappa
MilkInBag: stop*
CptCorallis: Jail break time
CptCorallis: That practice earlier will pay off
RedbeardTheTechnical: Who's that talking in the background, Adam?
wildpeaks: Carefully is our middle name
TehAmelie: is it that time again? and by that time i mean high noon
morgoth_bauglyr: "clean"
Ckiva: if Adam was a cowboy what would be is cowboy name?
RedbeardTheTechnical: :D
MilkInBag: shout 'I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE' and slam the door MingLee
thebass209: hi hi hi hi
ellebrecht: same here adam.. so many peoples
MercurialVox: ah I see we are enjoying [Laboured Cowboy Reference]
MilkInBag: it's on your horse
RedbeardTheTechnical: It's on your horse
CommiePuddin: It's almost like you're banking up content to get ready for some event you've got that will monopolize your time...
TXC2: hello thebass209 welcome
MilkInBag: you got ammo, just need to reload
MilkInBag: grab the gun and pull it out
MilkInBag: woops I'm wrong
LairofLore: that one fires pistol ammo, they're all named super simply
RedbeardTheTechnical: Yeah, youu're out of ammo
MilkInBag: it's a pistol, go to the gunsmith, buy pistol ammo
LairofLore: yup, general store and gunsmith have ammo
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Abavus: That's a well stocked shop by the looks of the cabinets :o
MilkInBag: no, pistol regular
RedbeardTheTechnical: :D
Fu4ow: salespeople in this game are awful. "just look at the catalog, no need to talk to anyone"
LairofLore: dude I wish sales people were like this in real life
TXC2: ^
Fu4ow: I do too though
wildpeaks: definitely LairofLore
flapjacksofwar: RDR2 Sales People understand my Social Anxiety
TXC2: not trying to upsell you on stuff
RedbeardTheTechnical: Also, for realsies, i've been watching y'all for six or seven years now. But, i've just been lurking w/ the Youtube videos. All this content has been amazing! Also, the fifteenth aniv. stream was so much fun!
wildpeaks: daww :)
LairofLore: oh, wait adam if you check with the gunsmith, there is a decent chance there will be a bunch of guns for $0
Fu4ow: maybe sales just had better manners back then
MilkInBag: you are free to take quests, none will be 'given' to you, it's like a mix of free roam and story driven game
LairofLore: you didn't get a quest, it added a new yellow spot on the map
flapjacksofwar: The quests are open ended for the most part. The Story quests just make you start them if you pick one
flapjacksofwar: Stupid Micah... causing trouble
MilkInBag: it's exactly like GTA 5 if you played it
m0nkeyrama: Same, tbh
TXC2: I know exactly what you mean Adam
RedbeardTheTechnical: Ah. The "go there, kill thing" genre :)
LairofLore: you've basically got like 4 missions right now, you can do them at any time in any order, eventually they all funnel into another big story event, then it opens up again
MilkInBag: consider doing the yellow missions and you should be fine
flapjacksofwar: Thats me right now in RDR2. I have so many options on what to do x.x
TXC2: had that problem big with fallout 3
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flapjacksofwar: Gotta hunt those Legendary Animals!
MilkInBag: Witcher 3 was insane how much stuff there was to do
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TXC2: andresitobarrios easy on the emotes please
Boiler_bot: I mean the good thing is while the open world is... expansive. The missions themselves are relatively linear. Which has always been a Rockstar thing...
flapjacksofwar: Yellow Missions are good as they tend to unlock things for you that youll want for sidequests
mtcuddles1: That's totally fair, thought I find committing to a series of quests/type of thing at a time helps
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MilkInBag: even if you give $1,000, they will still say you dont give enough LUL
flapjacksofwar: Like rescuing Micah from jail lets you duel-wield pistols :D
Macheya: Rockstar has this god-awful habit of not letting you run in certain areas, and it's fucking infuriating.
andresitobarrios: <message deleted>FailFish NotLikeThis
RedbeardTheTechnical: Is the camp's slow walking thing the worst? Or am I just impatient?
MilkInBag: it's kind of annoying yes
wildpeaks: going for the Tom Selleck I see, nice
TXC2: andresitobarrios I said easy on the emotes
CptCorallis: Ah, I see we've gone for the Burt Reynolds
flapjacksofwar: The Mustache is proud of your actions
MilkInBag: mustache Arthur is the best Arthur
RedbeardTheTechnical: @CptCorallis lmao
wildpeaks: Mustache will remember this
TXC2: Tom Selleck vs Burt Reynolds ?
andresitobarrios: jajajajaja
MilkInBag: oh man that mission
m0nkeyrama: The stache has all the power
wildpeaks: mm good point TXC2
mtcuddles1: lookin old and reliable
TXC2: that's a moustache a man can ride
I_Am_Clockwork: ooh it's horse time!
Tangsm: Ooh, that's a smooth ride.
Eklinaar: Yes more RDR with Adam! seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
RedbeardTheTechnical: Keep that new horse. I sold it, and it was a mistake
RavingPenguin: Thats a big horse
flapjacksofwar: Absolute Unit
MilkInBag: it's a WAR Horse PogChamp
Laurreth: SUV horse
RedbeardTheTechnical: TURBO HORSE
Boiler_bot: WOW BIG HOSS
Papperslappen: That horse is amazing
mtcuddles1: your horse is JACKED
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Lorge hoars
wildpeaks: why do we want to sell this horse, it's so swole
flapjacksofwar: HORSE LORD
RavingPenguin: BabyRage Horse
MilkInBag: dont follow the red path
kinkerbelle: Your new horse is also faster because it's bigger!
Macheya: You're on the Roman Reigns of horses.
m0nkeyrama: Horse drinking that B I G M I L K
kinkerbelle: SKYRIM HORSE!
MilkInBag: thats your waypoint, follow the yellow dot
PandasAndPancakes: Perfect
noisyblizzard: a burly horse for our burly boy
Laurreth: by the hairs feet, that's actually more of a truck-horse than an SUV-horse ^^
I_Am_Clockwork: well, you caaaan keep this horse
flapjacksofwar: THis is how you get to choose a new horse and name it
starktocrateratio: Baby horse - do you mean foal or pony? lrrBEEJ
Nuurgle: AGRO
ninja_theory_ashrams: if you are a cowboy , where's your hat
MilkInBag: time to buy a Roach
Macheya: So what are you going to ride if you don't keep this horse?
Nuurgle: damnit Twitch, where'd my sub go?
Boiler_bot: I like big horse can we keep him?
mtcuddles1: one is for when you want to ride a pony, one is for when you wan to ride a horse
wildpeaks: it would like like I wouldn't be able to play this game, I'd just keep all the horses
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MilkInBag: if you want your hat, L1 on horse, 2nd menu bottom right
flapjacksofwar: Hats are in your horse saddle I think?
wildpeaks: *I wouldn't be able to play
deadlypartition: its actually is 1899 in this game i believe
Macheya: Hats always get shot off anyway.
Tangsm: Hats will just hide that beautiful pomade part.
MilkInBag: got em
Papperslappen: Who needs a hat when you've got pomade
TabbyLavalamp: Can the cowboys wear backwards snapbacks?
I_Am_Clockwork: Aurthur is a fashion trend setter
I_Am_Clockwork: looking to the future
ninja_theory_ashrams: I like big horses and I cannot lie
kinkerbelle: Huh, that was weird, I was banished to an alternate chat realm.
TXC2: so what, we're a froward thinkin man Kappa
Abavus: You haven't shot anyone in like... minutes. What is this
deadlypartition: are you making arthur be a big beard boi adam
mtcuddles1: bug horse has had enough of your shit adam
flapjacksofwar: Sell the Swole Horse, attain another horse
flapjacksofwar: Yes
mtcuddles1: big*
flapjacksofwar: You can give it fancy hair
Boiler_bot: We should get a metallic red horse
TXC2: deadlypartition no, we've got for a Tom Selleck moustache
m0nkeyrama: Those mutton chops
deadlypartition: @TXC2 I like it
CptCorallis: Can you get a spoiler on the new one?
deadlypartition: you should give your new horse dreads
starktocrateratio: As someone else said - Roach is best horse
ninja_theory_ashrams: papers please
flapjacksofwar: Put some NOS on your horse
TabbyLavalamp: Hopefully you can buy horse armour DLC.
Laurreth: this is HELLA workhorse
RavingPenguin: Okay but
RavingPenguin: Can you get a bigger horse?
kinkerbelle: A horse costs less than a stagecoach?
flapjacksofwar: Thats the biggest style of horse
kinkerbelle: Sorry, less than a stagecoach *ride*?
brainbosh: $5 for a horse? That's cheap as hell.
Nuurgle: Buy the Dutch
deadlypartition: wait it just gave you 65 dollars when it said 5 wtf
RavingPenguin: Fuckin shetlend horse
Nuurgle: it's your destiny
wildpeaks: good ol' dirty Morgan
LairofLore: you can level up a horse to make them sell way better
Macheya: LUL
m0nkeyrama: He returns!
flapjacksofwar: OTAKU JEFF!
I_Am_Clockwork: Otaku Jeff Rides again!
Laurreth: Roach. Every horse. So practical.
mtcuddles1: Weeb Horse
Grindclocke: seabatSEAL
LadyTL: if you dont like this horse there is alot of chances to find a new one out in the wilds
LadyTL: though breaking them sucks
ninja_theory_ashrams: dudley do right and his faithful horse, Horse
flapjacksofwar: Wild horses are everywhere
deadlypartition: do it
Macheya: You thought they weren't going to put in a Los Santos Customs?
Invitare: it's not sticking up enough for anime
flapjacksofwar: Hes is the Chosen One
I_Am_Clockwork: make this horse animu as lrrEFF
Laurreth: TFW Rockstar just switch that to microtransactions and leave the prices as they are
brainbosh: $150 for a horse in that money is about how much an average horse costs today.
mtcuddles1: give your horse a fedora
Macheya: That seems impractical.
deadlypartition: nani
kinkerbelle: Why are there all these bad horse grooming options?
RavingPenguin: Otaku Jeff what with his silver dreads
ninja_theory_ashrams: Roxas in horse form
flapjacksofwar: Saddles and stuff can boost your horses stats
brainbosh: Do they have the saddle horn that they had in Xena?
Tangsm: That is a terrible idea. You don't braid a horse's tail all the way down. You've weaponized your horse. It is now a whip.
I_Am_Clockwork: saddle costs more than the horse :p
brainbosh: Which horn looks most like a dildo?
Boiler_bot: To Boldly Go Where No Horsie Has Gone Before
flapjacksofwar: its not expensive! Youre just broke!
deadlypartition: buy horse drugs
kinkerbelle: Greatly restores all Horse Cores.
flapjacksofwar: Give that horse some horse drugs
brainbosh: Can you ginger a horse to make it worth more when you sell it?
Pangogie: :V
Pangogie: Gigner up the bum.
Boiler_bot: *Horse immediately gets shot*
TXC2: we're so gonna get this horse killed Kappa
mtcuddles1: Hell. Fucking. Yes.
TabbyLavalamp: And then as soon as it leaves the stable it falls and breaks a leg.
Nuurgle: check
RavingPenguin: Otaku Jeff is sto small
TXC2: Nuurgle I see your arrow
brainbosh: You weigh more than OJ
flapjacksofwar: Hes the nimble Anime Protag
Boiler_bot: We went from SWOLE HORSE to smol horse
Tangsm: It's fine. You can stop the horse by putting your feet down.
Macheya: Where's his glass pizza cutter weapon?
TabbyLavalamp: My little pony, my little pony, my pony you pwned me!
flapjacksofwar: You can doubletap the gallop to match their speed, you still have to steer though
doctahjeph: put it in cinematic mode and it will automatically follow the waypoint trail
ReverseCreations: holding X doesn't necessarily follow, it just matches your speed to who you're "following"
flapjacksofwar: I think if you set it to Cinematic Mode itll auto follow?
Nuurgle: Let's go hunting, everybody? Or Let's go hunting everybody?
brainbosh: Oh yeah, cinematic mode, lets see some stupid.
deadlypartition: tinkle outside the binkle
mtcuddles1: Cowboys don't tinkle
flapjacksofwar: Think this unlocks the Legendary Animals?
TXC2: Cowboys PISS!
flapjacksofwar: Its called 'Rustlin'
Macheya: New York City?!
RedbeardTheTechnical: Cowboys hold it until they reach a city.
brainbosh: I thought cowboys were where drain the lizard came from.
TabbyLavalamp: There's a reason chaps are assless.
flapjacksofwar: You have to be stopped I believe
VoidByAnyOtherName: why does that horse look kinda small?
wildpeaks: hmm we renamed the horse, but it still shows up as "Morgan" in the menu ?
flapjacksofwar: Use a shotgun! Go big or go home!
TabbyLavalamp: @wildpeaks I think that's the breed, not the name.
VoidByAnyOtherName: use a cannon
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wildpeaks: ah I see
flapjacksofwar: Use your big Anime Laser
Eklinaar: varmit rifle
starktocrateratio: I see he attended the Crocodile Dundee school of hunting
brainbosh: Pull out the Hunting Horn
phorrestgaze: stealtharcher build? what is this, skyrim?
m0nkeyrama: Go hard mode, use the knife seabatBRAIN
wildpeaks: time to Lara Croft this rabbit
RavingPenguin: Anime laser? What is this? Smash Bros? Kappa
deadlypartition: GOTTEM
flapjacksofwar: Adam wanted to be a cowboy, ended up going Stealth Archer again...
Puzzling73: Be vewy vewy quiet ...
Eklinaar: seabatHITBOX
hmfons: We Horizon now, boys!
flapjacksofwar: RIP AND TEAR
Diabore: benginTry
kinkerbelle: That's how you do it.
m0nkeyrama: Is that how skin works WutFace WutFace
deadlypartition: I mean thats how you do it
brainbosh: That is LITERALLY how you skin one.
Tangsm: Yeah. Rabbits skin that way.
ylegm: you act like you folks have never skinned a rabbit
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I've seen deer get skinned before
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: not rabbits
Solipsody: It's pretty fast.
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brainbosh: It's a 5 sec sock.
Eklinaar: You can look it up on YouTube.
flapjacksofwar: Im pretty sure Arthuer and his Mustache skin animals way faster than any of us normal city-folk
LadyTL: small animals skin that way, larger ones take longer
TXC2: The_Ocean_who_Subbed we skinned a dear on newday
I_Am_Clockwork: that's the first time I've seen someone complain about an animation in RDR2 being to fast lrrBEEJ
Macheya: How would you know, you've never skinned one. SeriousSloth
Solipsody: I've never seen somebody one-hand it like that before though.
deadlypartition: adam has the 500iq galaxy brain
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
I_Am_Clockwork: "can't go through that door"
Macheya: seabatYIKES
TabbyLavalamp: Mmmmmm, bunnyburgers.
mtcuddles1: Everything is delicious on an open fire
ChrisLewisRose: jesus fuck adam, if you dont know how to and arnt capable of skinning a rabbit in 2 seconds flat you shouldnt be streaming videogames on the internet
Eklinaar: ye cannot skin ye rabbit
ylegm: grab the hind legs in one hand, the fur in the other and then just let 'er rip
RedbeardTheTechnical: Who doesn't like eating late?
starktocrateratio: @I_Am_Clockwork I'm pretty sure I've seen people complain about the Witcher 3 cutscenes... you know the ones I mean lrrBEEJ
Laurreth: ♭♬ ♪ Your meat tastes like baaad venison! Bad venison is what I eat ♮♩
Nuurgle: welp, companion is a Gremlin
flapjacksofwar: party100 The Mustache grants Arthur the power of Speed Skinning!
TXC2: RedbeardTheTechnical people who like not putting on weight?
Solipsody: What's really impressive is how fast Arthur apparently turned that rabbit into hotdogs.
Nuurgle: can't feed him after midnight
deadlypartition: for some reason seeing arthur roast that rabbit is making me hungry for pistachios
mtcuddles1: I eat late and don't put on weight
deadlypartition: the food does not go bad that ive seen adam
LairofLore: the food does not go bad, only animals you hang of your horse seem to go bad
TabbyLavalamp: Do they have any Pace picante sauce to season that rabbit?
flapjacksofwar: I only eat like once a day <_< but ive also dropped a bunch of weight. down like 50 lbs!
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Tangsm: What did they treat indigestion with back then? I assume cocaine.
TXC2: eating late made me gain 14 pounds :(
deadlypartition: NEW YORK CITY
Eklinaar: if I don't eat at midnight, I wake before morning very hungry
CptCorallis: She achieved serenity.
mtcuddles1: Oh yeah, Cowboy Coffee
m0nkeyrama: Girl has her priorities straight
Solipsody: Ugh. Boiled beans.
TabbyLavalamp: "Good coffee" is an oxymoron.
wildpeaks: in the middle of nowhere, any coffee is good coffee
deadlypartition: dont trust the coffee, always tasted like boiled dirt
TXC2: Gods damnit Adam
brainbosh: @Tangsm Whatever crap they pulled together in alcohol. And laudanum
flapjacksofwar: I keep forgetting to buy a Percolator at the General Store so I can make coffee at camp
rocketjohn: greetings mr savidan, now goes?
Eklinaar: @TabbyLavalamp agreed
Invitare: Snake also had a good death
TXC2: hello rocketjohn welcome
morgoth_bauglyr: deliciuos berry fish
deadlypartition: good luck
Macheya: Tinkle, Adam! We just went over this.
mtcuddles1: Reckon I gotta tinkle
LadyTL: i wish there was an option to hunt from the trees
rocketjohn: greetings TXC2, chatspeople, chair
deadlypartition: ALL HAIL CHAIR
starktocrateratio: Who leaves US unattended... time to have some fun - any ideas? :D
TXC2: !break
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wildpeaks: llaPraise chair
flapjacksofwar: We live in an Adam-less universe! Anguish!!
TXC2: starktocrateratio I am RIGHT here Kappa
Solipsody: So... Cowboys. From behind, they look pretty much like regular boys, huh?
m0nkeyrama: Worst timeline BibleThump
Wondermoo: !help
starktocrateratio: Ok - what ideas do you have @TXC2 lrrBEEJ
TXC2: Boots that also socks!
TabbyLavalamp: Little did they know that by 2018 they'd be cowbois.
Wondermoo: !db
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Solipsody: Is he even a cowboy? I haven't seen a cow so far.
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TXC2 begins breathing heavily
Tangsm: Is anybody else kind of hoping for a cougar right now?
m0nkeyrama: cinematic camping PogChamp
deadlypartition: I cant believe DB is almost here
TXC2: and we're back
flapjacksofwar: Suddenly, a Wild Adam appears
starktocrateratio: He's back - everybody hide
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
deadlypartition: RIP
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
m0nkeyrama: It was a thing
noisyblizzard: what happend?
Ziraneth: what happened?
flapjacksofwar: Coolness has been restored to the universe
ZuNy77: what happened?
TXC2: Crown Jewel = Westelling
wildpeaks: what's crowned jewels ?
Wondermoo: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
hmfons: What, uh, what happend?
flapjacksofwar: Stuff
Fu4ow: they're bringing back Hogan
chicken_mike: hogan is back and shane is the best wrestler in the world
rocketjohn: whaaaaaat?!
Edgarware: but whyyyyyy
m0nkeyrama: Everyone's favorite
wildpeaks: wow
rocketjohn: oh for fuuuucks sake
rocketjohn: Hogan!?
rocketjohn: jesus
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatYIKES
rocketjohn: Shane is what now?
rocketjohn: fuuuuu
Wondermoo: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
flapjacksofwar: Old Man Hogan
mtcuddles1: I'm hankerin for some IRL grub
TXC2: Hulk Hogun, 'cause it's 1992 again apprantly
noisyblizzard: he is still alive? PogChamp
hmfons: Like bad wrestlemans, bad storytelling or bad manners
starktocrateratio: Hooooooguuuuun.......
BrindleBoar: that sounds... suboptimal
PandasAndPancakes: That's a big ol' "yikes" from me, Maggle
m0nkeyrama: Pretty much everything about that event was big seabatYIKES
TabbyLavalamp: Money. The murderous MBS paid WWE a LOT of money to bring back his favourites.
rocketjohn: I assume it was a massive propaganda fest as well?
starktocrateratio: Is it a tragedy that Hogan was never part of the Ho-train [sic]?
TXC2: starktocrateratio not really no
Ziraneth: is this game good?
starktocrateratio: Yeah, that's fair
frozenphoenix7: Your horse is dirty and needs cleaned
frozenphoenix7: Either by brushing it or by running it through water.
ylegm: are you hunting brown or black bear?
Macheya: Soothe your horse?
pinpointersk: Adam
Solipsody: Brown I think.
ylegm: hoo boy
TXC2: are you into open world shooty games? then you'll probably like this game
brainbosh: I have heard such mixed reviews on this game. Some from the same person.
OrionPax21: Adam, how do feel about Shane officially being the best wrestler in the world?
LadyTL: its the legendary bear
pinpointersk: Every time I see Adam I have the urge to hit the gym
morgoth_bauglyr: a 5/5 bear horror
RedbeardTheTechnical: Ah. The thousand pound beer. \
I_Am_Clockwork: Alex sounds like he's having a time in th bg
pinpointersk: im going to go .. tomorrow
Macheya: I'm having that problem too. Gonna try going back on Monday.
LairofLore: if you focus on the tracks they sort of flash in normal vision
Solipsody: That's a big beer. That's like a hogshead, I think.
TXC2: I just exercise at home :p
brainbosh: How do you hit the gym regularly without getting bored?
phorrestgaze: I like how the witcher does it with highlighting the tracks.
RavingPenguin: I've been traveling the past two weeks and I'm so excited to go back to the gym again
TabbyLavalamp: Language!
TXC2: brainbosh perseverance
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
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ChrisLewisRose: i need to get back in the gym, got depressed and stopped goin, last i checked id dropped 10kg. really need to put that back on
LairofLore: yeah it does blend into the foliage
Losscauseshq: what is up adam
RogueLink: Routine helps.
RogueLink: At least for me
starktocrateratio: Aah... the Nike approach
Macheya: Isn't sub baby nine months?
hmfons: I think like I should gym some, but the teamsports feels like enough
PandasAndPancakes: Every morning I wake up and open palm slam an Adam Savidan stream, and do a 100 pushups for every godlike moment. I now have a chest like Kenshiro Kappa
TXC2: theres no secret of trickedy trick, you just do it
pinpointersk: look at Adam and feel urge to go
TXC2: *or
flapjacksofwar: Im American, math is hard
hmfons: Do it until you can do it!
ArcOfTheConclave: "I'll be your huckleberry."
Macheya: I don't want to take a picture at all. DansGame
flapjacksofwar: My exercise routine is Walking on a treadmill while playing videogames
pinpointersk: lets see your pictures
flapjacksofwar: also the miles of walking at Conventions
pinpointersk: Tease
MungoDude: hi Adam! Where's your hat?
theboscar: May i
frozenphoenix7: You placed normal bait the first time
theboscar: Stand unshaken
TXC2: hello MungoDude welcome
theboscar: Amidst
starktocrateratio: The problem I had during uni was that there was no progress - I have a pretty slim build, so there was essentially no change, which sucked
theboscar: Amidst the clash of worlds
brainbosh: Shoot bear with bow. Worked last time
flapjacksofwar: The Mustache dosnt feel fear
MungoDude: cheers TXC2
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:18:23.
Tangsm: There are probably two bears sitting behind you going, "Look at these idiots going for their own bait."
Porsgaard81: I hate when my hat disappears!
TabbyLavalamp: We don't need pictures. We have videos. It's amazing the difference when seeing Adam in an older video.
starktocrateratio: I'm about your height Adam, but I weigh about 170...
TXC2: same here Adam
justwhatever_idk: dear adam have you ever said "Yeehaw" genuinely
m0nkeyrama: Protein shakes? I think you mean big milk Kappa
Invitare: you just stared down a bear, point blank
Fu4ow: I've found focusing on the short-term benefits of exercise more helpful than the long-term. i.e. I'll feel great afterwords
frozenphoenix7: Hosea got spooked and you spooked it off.
theboscar: May I
theboscar: Stand unshaken
Invitare: that man is a Horsea?
flapjacksofwar: That bear also just took six bullets to the face and ran off
TXC2: starktocrateratio how much are you eating a day?
starktocrateratio: You're looking really good, Adam - there was a recent episode that showed that pic of you and Graham
LadyTL: i am enjoying part of this game but i need to do so much fishing right now to stop dying from ambushes
I_Am_Clockwork: I hunted the bear, then setup camp and lost the unique pelt you get from it
mtcuddles1: I'm trackin the bear tbh
I_Am_Clockwork: I was super pissed
mtcuddles1: how tall?
pinpointersk: nice job
Diabore: a good 245 too
TXC2: Damn Adam that's great
I_Am_Clockwork: you can go back
starktocrateratio: @TXC2 I appreciate the offer of advice, but don't worry about it - I have a high metabolism, so I expect my build to not change much, I just need to be healthy :)
frozenphoenix7: You can go back anytime
flapjacksofwar: you can come back to it later
mtcuddles1: oh damn, thats good
LadyTL: nah you can go back to the bear later
LairofLore: nah you can come back and finish hunting the bear
I_Am_Clockwork: Hosea just gave you a match with all of the legendary animals you can hunt
flapjacksofwar: The map shows the general locations of Legendary Animals
0ffTheDeepEnd: horsegame!
I_Am_Clockwork: basicly any activity in this game is "yeah you can come back and do this again later"
LairofLore: yup
flapjacksofwar: yup
frozenphoenix7: Yep
I_Am_Clockwork: except for story missions
I_Am_Clockwork: oh man
TXC2: booooooy
Tangsm: You captured someone? What, did the tutorial require it?
I_Am_Clockwork: this one is rough
RedbeardTheTechnical: Tree dude needs a joint and a week off.
Macheya: Isn't everyone in this game from the others?
LadyTL: yup thats bill williamson
brainbosh: You kill several of them, don't you?
I_Am_Clockwork: torture content warning
Invitare: BOY
m0nkeyrama: Kratos would fit right in here
LairofLore: bill williamson and dutch where the big two you were hunting in 1
ReverseCreations: Williamson and Dutch are in the first game
flapjacksofwar: I believe so? You hunt down the rest of your old gang in the first one
wildpeaks: you.. don't wanna know
brainbosh: What it says.
RedbeardTheTechnical: O.o
TXC2: we gonna take his balls
Eklinaar: cut off his balls
flapjacksofwar: Cut off his dangle bits
m0nkeyrama: WutFace seabatYIKES
I_Am_Clockwork: tha
TXC2: man o man Adam's face
LadyTL: williamson is the guy who shoots marston in the first act of RDR1
TehAmelie: wait, "him"? is there only one O*Driscoll left?
rocketjohn: aha. this will be adam's favourite section
flapjacksofwar: Pro Interrogation Strats. Threaten the man-parts
flapjacksofwar: Stealth kills!
I_Am_Clockwork: throwing knives for the CoD MW 2 feel
SquareDotCube: can't lose a fist fight with dynamite Kappa
brainbosh: The smol one
m0nkeyrama: The one with the cute braid
wildpeaks: the most anime horse
I_Am_Clockwork: otaku jeff is a jewel amongst horses
TXC2: you know, I dont think I'd be able to walk after someone made that level of threat to cut off my balls
flapjacksofwar: Adam and his Tiny Anime Pony
rocketjohn: Did you buy the tiny horse, Adam?
TacitusVigil: For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.
frozenphoenix7: @tehamelie They're called the O'Driscolls because their leader is Colm O'Driscoll. As for if hes the only one of his clan, not sure, but Dutch killed his brother so that's one down.
mtcuddles1: I bet you smell like coffee and fresh baked bread adam
justwhatever_idk: Patreon Goal: Stream Smellovision
Eklinaar: Adam smells like seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL
brainbosh: "Big guy on a tiny horse!"
TabbyLavalamp: It may be small, but it's fuel effecient.
TabbyLavalamp: "efficient"
Macheya: O'Driscoll rules! O'Driscoll rules! O'Driscoll rules!
TabbyLavalamp: feliciaToronto
TehAmelie: yeah i assumed it was a prodigiously large family coating the wilderness
TXC2: we look like we're in 13th warrior :p
mtcuddles1: GOTEEM
starktocrateratio: Might want to put a salve on that there burn...
I_Am_Clockwork: sent smoke signals
Macheya: smoke signals?
I_Am_Clockwork: cowboy texts
TXC2: texted? in 1899?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Sent a carrier pigeon
Tangsm: He sent a pigeon.
justwhatever_idk: sent a tweet
brainbosh: He's got a cell phone hidden up his butt?
flapjacksofwar: He sent one of them Pigeons
TabbyLavalamp: New telegraph, who dis?
MungoDude: telegram?
frozenphoenix7: New binoculars who dis
I_Am_Clockwork: tweety bird! *shakes fist ath the sky*
flapjacksofwar: Low key smoke signal texts
flapjacksofwar: Its kinda chill when you arnt threatening to geld a man
I_Am_Clockwork: oh god, sexting via smokesignals
justwhatever_idk: there's a lot to love about Otaku Jeff
TXC2: I_Am_Clockwork hot Kappa
flapjacksofwar: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TehAmelie: he's looking sort of unsteady in the saddle after the threatening
TabbyLavalamp: Is Adam's character the original brony?
TacitusVigil: Huh, for some reason Twitch can't load emotes for me.
starktocrateratio: Otaku Jeff looks so small compared to the other 2
Macheya: Yeah, this is the MapQuest era.
flapjacksofwar: Hes the Anime Princess of the West with his trusty Otaku Jeff
Tangsm: You hang a left at the tree. The one by the rock.
rarermonsters: So, Adam, excited that Brock Lesnar is universal champion again?
TehAmelie: this is like playing geoguessr irl
I_Am_Clockwork: then take a left where Old Man Dingle's farm used to be before it burned down
m0nkeyrama: Printing the directions out before you go DansGame
TabbyLavalamp: Why did he arm his horse?
starktocrateratio: @TehAmelie Isn't that kidnapping someone with a bag over their head, throwing them out a van and telling them to find their way home?
Tangsm: I want to know if they'd ride right into a lake listening to their guide.
flapjacksofwar: Bow and throwing knives! Skyrim Stealth build
rarermonsters: @TabbyLavalamp It's America, everyone has guns. Even horses
ReverseCreations: missed something, where'd Adam steal/get a Mauser this early in game??
rarermonsters: RIght to bear arms, right to arm bears
circusofkirkus: can you give him an apple before you go?
I_Am_Clockwork: can't during story bits
flapjacksofwar: you cant atm cus of the story mission
justwhatever_idk: Too Tense to Pet Jeff
kinkerbelle: @ReverseCreations He killed a guy on top of a train.
TXC2: can't pet your horse 0/10
Eklinaar: Pistols for pandas!
MungoDude: maybe cos of the slope?
flapjacksofwar: Were all petting Jeff, in our hearts
TabbyLavalamp: @rarermonsters PUBG is how I picture the States. Go into a house and there are just guns lying around everywhere.
I_Am_Clockwork: that's what you are here for
wildpeaks: don't we have to tie the horse to a tree or something ?
justwhatever_idk: apparently our love for Otaku Jeff is Non-Canon, this is apalling
I_Am_Clockwork: with your big brain, and sneeky nija training
Macheya: @TabbyLavalamp That's just Texas.
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:31:47.
starktocrateratio: Pistols for pandas, LMGs for llamas - it's a whole thing
mtcuddles1: We are all petting Jeff on this blessed day
circusofkirkus: isn't that coming soon to the LRR store?
flapjacksofwar: What about the Extra Special Swole Horse Body Pillow
I_Am_Clockwork: remember to tell your crew that you are going first
TXC2: !findquote Dakimakara
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
brainbosh: See? He's draining it. :P
TabbyLavalamp: Wait... Who is that sexy boi who just held the gun to the guy's head?
kinkerbelle: Ah, the elusive cowboy tinkle.
I_Am_Clockwork: see they DO tinkle
Tangsm: Cowboys, always going to piss on trees in groups.
flapjacksofwar: O'Driscolls aint cowboys!
Oneeyedpete6: yehaw partner
wildpeaks: this is why coyboys don't tinkle, they get an arrow to the knee
I_Am_Clockwork: get up closer
mtcuddles1: hes gonna run
mtcuddles1: at least I assume
mtcuddles1: haven't played the game
TabbyLavalamp: How fast can you skin him?
Macheya: Why not kill the guy that led them here so he doesn't run off and/or try to warn the camp?
justwhatever_idk: (whispers) "yeehaw"
TXC2: "shhh, only dreams now"
TacitusVigil: Steal his wallet!
I_Am_Clockwork: gun oil!
m0nkeyrama: It's a cod knife, one hit kill
CptCorallis: We'we hunting wabbits. Be vewwwy veewwy quiet.
Eklinaar: snake oil!
circusofkirkus: "shhh, OH a dollar!"
Oneeyedpete6: be vewy qwiet im hunting wabbits
kinkerbelle: I guess we're shooting him?
TXC2: like in silent hill Kappa
brainbosh: They should make this game realistic, where the only medicine is snake oil, but it does absolutely nothing.
I_Am_Clockwork: I really don't under stand why you have throwing knives when they give you a bow first
SquareDotCube: or worse, the throat
kinkerbelle: @I_Am_Clockwork They occupy different slots. You can have dynamite OR throwing knives, and a bow OR a rifle.
Oneeyedpete6: good thing no one in this camp ever turns around
RAICx: There's guys behind you
TXC2: fun story, Snake oil is fairly useful
phorrestgaze: gun time
TehAmelie: i'm hoping snake oil is a pretend-cure all that makes your health show as full for a little while but doesn't do anything
riking27: hey, i just noticed that the /live schedule shows next week as blank instead of "Desert Bus"
I_Am_Clockwork: and theN there was a FIREFIIIIGHT
MungoDude: axe time, sword time, bend your back to the oar
TXC2: shit do we have an Oberez?
kinkerbelle: No, we have a sawnoff! This is 'MURICA!
I_Am_Clockwork: gotta take cover
mtcuddles1: WASTED
wildpeaks: d.e.d.
TacitusVigil: You're red, you're dead, and your full of redemption, too. lrrBEEJ
aggravated_cat: RIP Adam
brainbosh: Why not try out that fancy new pirtol you got?
TehAmelie: i mean, it could even be useful to get rid of the damage effects on the UI
Abavus: Just got the red dead
silenceaux: I don't think you just run around in circles in the middle of a gunfight
I_Am_Clockwork: I mean, you do you
Noxenluxe: If you taking cover, you're losing Kappa
Macheya: I wanna know why your partner fired for no reason before.
TXC2: Cover, like blocking, is for losers Kappa
TabbyLavalamp: Dynamite?
TehAmelie: why did you have to bring their Irishness into it? bad cowboy
I_Am_Clockwork: make with the BOOM
mtcuddles1: rootinest tootinest showdown
Scy_Anide: Driscoll? Are you stealing their raspberries?
aman_jeck: which platform you are playing on ??
aman_jeck: tell
m0nkeyrama: God, the music in this game is great
Macheya: I don't see why he'd still be in the cabin.
justwhatever_idk: he overslept
kinkerbelle: "opened cocaine" ewww.
phorrestgaze: hole up, aim big gun at entrance?
TXC2: better then Used cocanine
J_Rey15: You try waking up being absolutely drunk
aman_jeck: bro who have ps4
TabbyLavalamp: I play too many RPGs. I'd want to check all the crates and would be annoyed if I couldn't.
Gregarious_Potato: I just binged this game, took a break to come watch you play it now
aman_jeck: give me your pan
Diabore: tomahawk is a very good kobe weapon
aman_jeck: psn
TehAmelie: loot stealing teammates? shoot em
wildpeaks: worst ambush
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: aman_jeck That's not a polite way to ask, and the streamers on this channel usually don't give out their PSNs
mtcuddles1: Oh wow
TehAmelie: is cocaine sterile, like alcohol?
I_Am_Clockwork: damn our mustache is on point
DandyGeek: It is a quality mustache
TXC2: TehAmelie I'm gonna go with no
starktocrateratio: @TehAmelie No
silenceaux: Just shoot him at the start of every mission I guess.
TXC2: 3 to 1 is blows up
rarermonsters: Before cookies you were supposed to leave Money for Santa Clause
TehAmelie: hmm does that mean bacteria are getting high?
mtcuddles1: let us steal your identity
TacitusVigil: That's like...a lot of money, adjusted for inflation! :D
brainbosh: Adam's not even the guy with 4 PS4s.
I_Am_Clockwork: gotta grab the shotgun first
mtcuddles1: oh, wall mounted gun
TheBeardedFlagon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1d, 4:33 from now).
m0nkeyrama: So much money :O
TehAmelie: he does know the guy with four PS4s tho
I_Am_Clockwork: don't worry dropped weapons teleport to your horse
starktocrateratio: I'm sure Paul could give out one of his PSNs, he'll have 3 spare lrrBEEJ
mtcuddles1: yeah, just wipe it off
TXC2: yeah, that's not what cleaning a gun is
ylegm: I wish it was that easy
loulou2222: not enough spit shine in that cleaning
brainbosh: Yep, wipe off the outside of a gun and it will shoot better.
Abavus: zoomiiies
phorrestgaze: niices
Macheya: Holy shit
m0nkeyrama: Daaaaamn
I_Am_Clockwork: no
rocketjohn: No
I_Am_Clockwork: it goes to your horse
rocketjohn: ends up back on your saddle
TXC2: was that 5 grand?
LairofLore: nope, any gun you picked up or bought is saved on your horse
circusofkirkus: Otaku Jeff's got your back
kinkerbelle: How many guns can your horse carry jeez
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah I was woried when I was finding all these unique pistols
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff wouldn't let you lose a weapon
phorrestgaze: how do I train a horse to pick up guns I drop?
justwhatever_idk: Otaku Jeff collects your Anime Guns
I_Am_Clockwork: but turns out your horse cleans up after you
loulou2222: *taps on horse* This baby can carry so many guns
brainbosh: Crime Reported
TehAmelie: ginseng? i'm surprised they knew what that was in the old west
I_Am_Clockwork: all the shooting
TehAmelie: like it was introduced in sweden in 1990
I_Am_Clockwork: the O'Driscols escaped
Macheya: One of the guys might have escaped?
I_Am_Clockwork: and ratted you out to the LAW
justwhatever_idk: you moidered people in the woods
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
TabbyLavalamp: Shooting a guy with an arrow from behind is a crime.
brainbosh: Bail, cops are coming! :P
BrindleBoar: the horse ratted on you
I_Am_Clockwork: *some of the O'Driscals
phorrestgaze: remember the person saying they were falling back?
Grindclocke: it was otaku jeff, VIGILANTE
Abavus: I_Am_Clockwork, but Adam is the LAW
Robot_Bones: The horse betrays you again
loulou2222: the horse is a snitch
Eklinaar: You left witnesses
Invitare: it might have been a chicken. They are known to report crimes
Invitare: in Skyrim anyway
Tehbeard: subtle adam, shooting near a crime scene
phorrestgaze: what did they just tell you about huntin' rabbits?
Eklinaar: ooh a cheevo, gotta do that 4 more times
TehAmelie: damnit horse, are you doing the special horse meth again?
Invitare: never do that again
Abavus: *Tadaa*
brainbosh: Pet the Jeff
I_Am_Clockwork: p e t t h e j e f f
TehAmelie: did we ever get to give the horse a name by the way?
m0nkeyrama: Jeff needs pats
loulou2222: so what's everyone's opinion of rdr2? Worth picking up?
smallbrezz: HeyGuys SMOrc
TabbyLavalamp: @TehAmelie Yes, when buying it.
I_Am_Clockwork: @TehAmelie yes, we named our horse Otaku Jeff
smallbrezz: KappaPride
BrindleBoar: shouldn't he be Otaku Jeffu-san
I_Am_Clockwork: I named my Horse Horse With No Name for maximum irony
Macheya: At camp after the bear hunt?
RAICx: I just ate Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: if you eat to much you actually get overweight
TehAmelie: sweet
LairofLore: oh that red is just a warning that the stamina is getting low so you should let it recover
brainbosh: "Mature" = "about to rot"?
I_Am_Clockwork: and the reverse if you don't eat enough
brainbosh: Get fat get gains
I_Am_Clockwork: this game has so many fiddly nobs to mess with
justwhatever_idk: he's Bulking
silenceaux: It sounds like you can trade between stamina and maximum health
LairofLore: overweight isn't technically bad, just means you burn stamina faster but you get more health
Abavus: Showing restraint there
Abavus: That person got lucky
I_Am_Clockwork: you *just* got like $150 from knocking over the O'Driscal's hideout
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:48:57.
mtcuddles1: being 6'5 and 240 lbs?
silenceaux: High calorie requirement lifestyle? idk
MungoDude: are you thirsty?
Mr_sandmens: !uptime
mtcuddles1: wokring out?
brainbosh: Mortality sucks. Brong on the afterlife.
mtcuddles1: working*
wildpeaks: hungry irl or in-game ?
Omthebox: Is it B I G watter?
Macheya: More like entropy sucks.
I_Am_Clockwork: Sorry can't help you brother *carying giant bags with $ on them*
Abavus: Selfcare break?
brainbosh: Ghosts don't have to eat. Just float and haunt.
wildpeaks: someone get this man a lrrDILLY, stat
I_Am_Clockwork: you can give money to the camp
I_Am_Clockwork: and use it to buy upgrades
LairofLore: you can either hunt or just use the ledger and send someone to town to buy supplies, ledger is by the collection box
I_Am_Clockwork: the red means you don't have any supplies in, so you need to upgrade (or restock if you have already upgraded)
TXC2: because someone clipped into you
MungoDude: it looked like she pinched your bum on her way to the stew
Saulens181: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:35 PM
I_Am_Clockwork: if you want to contribute to the camp, there's a "poor box" next to Dutch's tent
I_Am_Clockwork: and a leger
Saulens181: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:51:27.
LairofLore: the ledger upgrades the camp
I_Am_Clockwork: contributing to the camp makes you more "honorable" though
I_Am_Clockwork: so if you are going for max EVIL I'd limit the giving to necesity
LairofLore: oh the ledger isn't available until after one of the story missions
I_Am_Clockwork: oh right
I_Am_Clockwork: @LairofLore I forgot
Saulens181: you need to brush your horse
LairofLore: me too I_Am_Clockwork
mtcuddles1: I feel your pain adam
TXC2: such is the price of being swole Adam
I_Am_Clockwork: Adam
I_Am_Clockwork: are you prepaired
Saulens181: oh god
Saulens181: *this* mission#
silenceaux: Are you asking? Or are you _paying_.
I_Am_Clockwork: Are you prepaired to get Turnt?
rarermonsters: Nobody's smoking, but I still feel like this game is advertising cigarettes
wildpeaks: ha, that mission
Saulens181: we getting very turnt
Tehbeard: Is it illegal? Only if you're caught.
kinkerbelle: Wow that guy's a jerkhole. "I want this thing done!" "I don't want to do it!" "Well I can't do it and I want it done so you have to!"
Robot_Bones: Nothings is illegal as long as the cops aren't around
Phosphatide: sounds like it's time for SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Aigarius just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Aigarius subscribed for 27 months in a row!
Aigarius: No crazy business? I don't think that's gonna work out that way :D
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mtcuddles1: Subscription HYPE
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
rocketjohn: I love this sequence
Saulens181: eh it's a bit too long for me, but the ending is great
Eclipseon: Oh neat, the conversation stops and continues if you separate and join together
I_Am_Clockwork: time to party
Saulens181: maybe don't hitch?
TacitusVigil: Time for a nip of brandy.
Phosphatide: now the question is, do we drink shots, or fire them
Saulens181: it stays in valentine that way
wildpeaks: chug chug chug
Lucien0451: I don't want no trouble in my place!
lifecharacter: There was no third options. Or second. Only threaten.
rarermonsters: Shouldn't that guy be flipping coins at Batman?
Saulens181: it was to beat him up
silenceaux: #wasted
Macheya: They're drunk.
TXC2: "well I'm on my way, mighty glad you stayed"
wildpeaks: the beating him up option was quite funny
ChrisLewisRose: you aint bin drunk til you bin stairs drunk
LairofLore: yeah this gets weird fast
TacitusVigil: You've never stairs drank Adam? You're missing out.
Abavus: ruhroh
ScoopsPlushie: lrrFINE
Eklinaar: Alan!
Invitare: press O to Lenny
wildpeaks: Shauuun
brainbosh: JAAASON
rarermonsters: "Caleb?"
rarermonsters: Cerebro?
Saulens181: JSON!
m0nkeyrama: Good old Jason segment
lifecharacter: Calum!
I_Am_Clockwork: Lennyyyy
Macheya: What's the Jason thing from?
Robot_Bones: katesBeans
lifecharacter: Heavy Rain.
mart855c: hey Adam
EightBitDreams: Have you seen any sailors?
Eklinaar: Gary!
kinkerbelle: You press X to Jason.
TXC2: hello mart855c welcome
I_Am_Clockwork: Leeroy!
justwhatever_idk: SEAAAANNN
EightBitDreams: I'm looking for sailors
Morrigan9: i thought heavy rain was "Sean"
MungoDude: it was both Jason and Sean
m0nkeyrama: X to jason, O to lenny
Abavus: BibleThump
starktocrateratio: Re-enacting Trainspotting in a 19th century American saloon...
TXC2: we gettin' turnt
rocketjohn: I remember it well.
Dumori: Yeah little too close to home this scene.....
Macheya: LUL
joebudde66: <message deleted>
kinkerbelle: I don't remember ever being that drunk.
starktocrateratio: Dance contest¬¬
ScoopsPlushie: Wut?
BrindleBoar: [frame not found]
m0nkeyrama: lol
Eklinaar: rofl this game seriously
I_Am_Clockwork: Cowboy Tinkles!
ScoopsPlushie: Hahaha
Tehbeard: Old west meth is a hell of a drug
Aigarius: must be good bier
brainbosh: "reel lost"
Eklinaar: Cowboy Tinkle Simulator 2018
Morrigan9: fear and loathing redemption?
brainbosh: Oh god the bleeding chair
I_Am_Clockwork: welcome to hell
DandyGeek: If you spin fast enough, do you puke?
BrindleBoar: I like the Ynnel
TXC2: Blitz?
m0nkeyrama: Lneny
I_Am_Clockwork: the camera made me queezey
I_Am_Clockwork: the first time I played through this
rocketjohn: thiss is so great
Saulens181: Grate
Eklinaar: This is so bizarre
starktocrateratio: It's like John Malkovich...
Aigarius: damn, that is nice storytelling
Saulens181: Great
Eklinaar: The horse needs Lenny's head on it
Vanbael: all became lenny
wildpeaks: at least the horses don't have lenny's face :D
kinkerbelle: Wow, I love that transition.
TXC2: really thought Adam when for the stiars there and missed
silenceaux: just a slap fight in a bar
rarermonsters: "Thasssfor bein other people lenny"
brainbosh: Slap fight!
Eklinaar: They're playing slaps
TehAmelie: i think they're both trying to provoke the other to a duel
TacitusVigil: We should play Slap Fight on stream sometime. :D
Abavus: They're getting a lot down in one night
lifecharacter: Do it
justwhatever_idk: we're plastered
Eklinaar: what even is going on
Saulens181: Dont do it!
I_Am_Clockwork: it's nice to know that adam isn't a mean drunk
morgoth_bauglyr: oh dear
TXC2: drunk, drunk things is whats going on
MungoDude: better out than in
m0nkeyrama: That face when he saw the drown option LUL
Dumori: We're gonna get our friend killed aint we....
Vanbael: welp
TacitusVigil: I'm an Americaaaaaaan!
PaperDoopliss: That was amazing
JDuBz2008: im an american!!!
shadowscythe77: I'm sorry, I thought this was America
rarermonsters: Running over a fence piss drunk screaming "I'm an American!", I'm glad I don't go to Family Reunions anymore
Saulens181: if you get over the fence you wake up somewhere in the wilderness
TXC2: the trick is to just not stop drinking Kappa
Isaac3567: Huh, I saw someone play this part and actually manage to escape the people instead of getting arrested
silenceaux: All told, that could have gone worse
pinpointersk: oh wow
LairofLore: yeah I didn't even realise gettinmg caught was an option
Invitare: never do that again either
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
CamelAttack: I am so glad I dont drink anymore.
I_Am_Clockwork: now go by some GUNS
JDuBz2008: they were not kidding about this game
Phosphatide: i chose the wrong stream to eat lunch with FrankerZ
TXC2: man being sober is great eh?
Saulens181: Also, for someone else Arthur yeleed "Life, liberty and the pursue of happiness" as they jumped the fence
LairofLore: yeah you wake up with all your cores depleted somewhere south west of the camp
brainbosh: Just power slide under that horse cart. :P
Dumori: ah cocain gum
JDuBz2008: is there a hotel you gan go to?
TXC2: I haven't drunk in like 13 years :P
rocketjohn: i am 11 years sober at this point. Now if only I could give up sugar as well.
Dumori: good old 1800s drugs
CamelAttack: Just being reminded of hangovers like this....gah. Yeah sobriety is underated.
brainbosh: Just slam a can of beans
TXC2: rocketjohn if only indeed
Saulens181: go hunting!
mtcuddles1 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub!
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brainbosh: Is this the Karma dispenser
TXC2: rocketjohn also congrats
starktocrateratio: I hardly drink too... *gets pear cider from fridge*
Abavus: "Is that my horse? It is now, I suppose..."
Saulens181: Go we get any benefits from super low karma?
Robot_Bones: every horse is TwoRobocops if you want it to be
starktocrateratio: Congrats @rocketjohn !!
mtcuddles1: Good thing I went to subscribe because I washed my wallet!
WonderfulGlory: Umm I believe the technical term is "Rustle up some grub"
mtcuddles1: @starktocrateratio that sounds bery good
robbeau12345: Fish in the river
Invitare: does it get dirty often or something?
mtcuddles1: very*
Invitare: I've never thought my wallet needed washing?
LairofLore: I think having high or low honor gives you store discounts
wildpeaks: why would you wash your waller, forgot it in the pants or soemthing ?
brainbosh: Didn't you shoot a fish before?
robbeau12345: dynamite for sure!
starktocrateratio: Despite being the drummer in a r'n'r band, I hardly drink, but I'll have a Kopparberg now and again :)
LairofLore: and yeah fishing pole is locked to a story mission but you can shoot or dynamite fish
Invitare: Wrestle up some grubs? No that's something else...
kinkerbelle: r'n'r? rhythm and... rhythm?
pinpointersk: bye friend time to eat
malsareus: Good evening Adam
Abavus: Horses and people seem like a sustainable food source...
kinkerbelle: ah. rock and roll. of course.
TXC2: hello malsareus welcome
malsareus: No witnesses?
wildpeaks: no animals ? welp, time to go cannibal :D
TXC2: so long pinpointersk have fun
starktocrateratio: Indeed @kinkerbelle
mtcuddles1: HELL. FUCKING. YES.
Dumori: Dressage level bullshite
Abavus: Training for those dodges
m0nkeyrama: Otaku jeff with the footsies
MungoDude: how's Jeff's trotting?
Invitare: now you just need to stand on the horse's back and do a reverse pirouette at the same time and you will win the game
malsareus: How many i-frames do those turns get you?
mtcuddles1: jeff is plus on his truts
TXC2: settle down
kinkerbelle: I like those horse just walking in place.
Caldurin: Well that escalated fast
brainbosh: Wagon just clipped through that bridge.
wildpeaks: horse nooo
PaperDoopliss: Is this a vegetarian playthrough?
m0nkeyrama: That bridge is quicksand, apparently
Abavus: Suppose we have food now...
TXC2: PaperDoopliss nopw
CptCorallis: no Dead eye?
TXC2: *nope
Koshindan: Does no one in the wild west understand the importance of covere?
Invitare: now you can upgrade to a carriage
brainbosh: Eat the horse
robbeau12345: Got 'em!
Invitare: what are carriage pirouettes like?
mtcuddles1: real cowboys don't need cover
herph: loot the horse
Aigarius: ahh, the horse meth
malsareus: you tanked quite a few rounds there
herph: aw
malsareus: take his rifle?
JDuBz2008: 4 whole dollars
TXC2: 4 dollars was a lot of money
malsareus: take al the rifles and endortrash em
Abavus: JDuBz2008, from killing like 6 people, worth
malsareus: vendortrash*
Phosphatide: "flying" Kappa
PaperDoopliss: It was technically flying when we shot it
TXC2: gobble gobble
Abavus: "sharpshooter" LUL
PaperDoopliss: Well, hopping
Dumori: "flying" yeah that bird was soring
Abavus: That's a stiff piece of bird...
TehAmelie: the best kind of flying?
JDuBz2008: happy thanksgiving
Phosphatide: ah so we're playing monster hunter now
Koshindan: Somebody needs to tell him to cook it until the interior temp is 180.
malsareus: i dunno, the monster hunter dinners were more amusing
robbeau12345: plump bird not skinny bird
mtcuddles1: that bird is *plump*
mtcuddles1: Thicc if you will
CptCorallis: I love Tinker Tailor Solder Fry.
Saulens181: cooks meat *badly*
DiscountDoubleCzech: that's gotta be hot on his hand
Abavus: I feel like this is the kind of immersion I _don't_ need in games...
m0nkeyrama: Riveting hold x gameplay seabatHITBOX
mtcuddles1: look at how cooked it is
TXC2: this is a realism too far
Eklinaar: oh are we doing bushcraft on TTSF today?
Abavus: The slow looting is borderline, as it could be though of "punishment" for being greedy
morgoth_bauglyr: needs the MH grilling music
mtcuddles1: feed Jeff?
DiscountDoubleCzech: Smoky shows up to shame you
phorrestgaze: smokey kills you
Koshindan: Only Adam can prevent forest fires.
BrindleBoar: a bear spawns and mauls you Kappa
Eklinaar: the entire state becomes a conflagration
malsareus: you burn down the entire game world
TXC2: "only you can prevent forest fires"
malsareus: everyone dies horribly
brainbosh: Gotta give Jeff a good brush
Koshindan: Do Canadians even know about Smokey the bear?
TallBlondePillager: Feed the horse meat Kappa
TXC2: Koshindan I'm an UKsm'n, and i know about smokey
Abavus: Oh hey it's that one bridge from Fornite!
Eklinaar: Smokey the Bear was created by the US Forest Service
TXC2: A covered Bridge? are we in Vermont? Kappa
zed_alpha: He was first used in that weird midwestern limbo zone where Americans and Canadians can't tell each other apart without staring at the local flag. So kinda?
Koshindan: Maybe everybody knows about Smokey the bear but not where it came from. It can be the new Cool S>
mtcuddles1: just hulking a couple hundred pount deer
mtcuddles1: no big deal
DiscountDoubleCzech: PogChamp more cooking
m0nkeyrama: Casually hefting a large buck over your shoulder
Abavus: I think I would actually literally die if I tried that kind of pickup
Phosphatide: running power slam PogChamp
mtcuddles1: just comes right off!
Eklinaar: He's talking to Otaku Jeff
LairofLore: I think you were saying that to jeff
TXC2: that rolled off like carpet
Eklinaar: a horse pawing at the ground like that is body language for being impatient and wanting something
Koshindan: "Here horse, have some more skin."
brainbosh: You already pulled out meat
Abavus: You got two pieces of meat or something
LairofLore: if you skin it you get all the meat the carcass would have had
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That looks like it'd be super moist to carry around
mtcuddles1: yeah, thats all skin and bone
Daggothur: damn it adam, now you got your suit all dirty
m0nkeyrama: Send it down the river
brainbosh: Could you give that to the camp?
rocketjohn: it'll get eaten
Phosphatide: put it back in the river Kappa
zed_alpha: just squidge that dear carcass aaall over you
WonderfulGlory: The crocs will get to it
TXC2: it'll return to the earth from whence it came
mtcuddles1: Varmints*
Eklinaar: h-h-headshot
robbeau12345: RABBIT!
Koshindan: Use the dead deer as bait for a larger deer.
Abavus: Carcase? For me? RaccAttack
brainbosh: I feel like "perfect" might require some more finesse.
Eklinaar: Complete Silence chat
JDuBz2008: george not the rabbits
TXC2: !shh
LairofLore: you can't get perfect rabbit skins unless you have the varmint rifle
Aigarius: well, that looked easy
Isaac3567: Use the deer to kill the legendary bear?
DiscountDoubleCzech: poor NotLikeThis
robbeau12345: Sssh
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Jesus you just peel a rabbit
ninja_theory_ashrams: "Once shot a man to watch him die. Then, at the last moment, I looked away. My friends tried to describe it to me, but it wasn't the same."
m0nkeyrama: Silence DansGame
robbeau12345: Beej is hunting wabbits
ExhaustedElox: Hey Adam
TXC2: so radio silence mode chat
MeztliPlays: you can take the deer body to the camp and donate it and it gives em food.
Eklinaar: Is this like the radio silence challenge in Desert Bus?
Phosphatide: shhhhh, it's wabbit hunting season
Abavus: Adam gave 110%
ExhaustedElox: Sounded like wolves
Abavus: BibleThump
mtcuddles1: I'd have to hunt ethically in this game
brainbosh: This is some fucking Oregon Trail shooting here.
m0nkeyrama: Just wounding the animals BibleThump
LairofLore: oh no its sort of dead
Saulens181: uhhh, don't you need to use arrows and so on for perfect pelts?
Abavus: Adam is doing "shoot and release" hunting
Dumori: sick HOPs
LairofLore: the white paw means its downed
Eklinaar: Ah, running around aimlessly, massacreing animals by firing bullets as fast as possible, we ARE in Texas after all.
Abavus: I'm guessing RIP this dude...
m0nkeyrama: Shotgun to the face seabatSEAL
Abavus: Yup...
ShortRound2099: seabatYIKES
Eklinaar: seabatHITBOX
ExhaustedElox: That's what you get, hombre
brainbosh: OH GOD HIS HEAD
Tehbeard: Tried to rob you as you held a shotgun, not a smart man
corpocracy: seabatYIKES
dokuminion: is taht...his head?
Phosphatide: his face went away
Abavus: You come to MY DIRT PATH?!
Aigarius: not much of a face-off
Koshindan: @brainbosh What head?
JDuBz2008: he has no head
robbeau12345: his head!
JDuBz2008: JESUS!!!
rocketjohn: on the day of my horse's quincinera?
TXC2: that WAS his head Kappa
Koshindan: Feed him to jeff.
CptCorallis: I for one would appreciate a supercut of every time Adam has had someone try to "Rob" him.
MungoDude: he has no brains, well, n ot anymore
m0nkeyrama: to the train tracks
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Alright now we got dinner too
RavingPenguin: cheer69 Skin him Kappa
corpocracy: I was half expecting an option to skin. I'm glad there's not!
Phosphatide: just leaving a blood trail pouring out of his open neck
TacitusVigil: And that's why we call Adam the Cerebral Assassin :D
robbeau12345: Don't forget the rest of his head!
Abavus: One day we will htave the tehcnology in games to make people into lampshades. Apparently it's not 2018 tho
Reindeer_: That's a hunting trophy if I'd ever seen one PogChamp
Orichlepidopter: "Shady guy came up the laneway the other day.... Then I shot his face off."
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
RavingPenguin: Love Letterkenny
Eklinaar: So is not having a head any more the seabatBRAIN play?
malsareus: that other guy just rode past you and saw your mostly headless corpse
Abavus: So the plan is to drop this guy off at the jail in exchange for your friend or..?
Dumori: We carrying this corpse around to throw at the next would be outlaw
m0nkeyrama: Easiest way to have the seabatBRAIN is to make sure others don't have their own
TXC2: !break
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MungoDude: hail hydrate etc
Dumori: like this is what I do to people who try and fuck wirth me and my horse
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malsareus: point of the corpse is to warn of would-be robbers
JDuBz2008: he tried to rob you so understandably you shoot his HEAD OFF. totally reasonable
Abavus: Get up and stretch! Get water!
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Zu_o: break, or end?
MungoDude: I should probably play undertale before playing delta rune
m0nkeyrama: break
Zu_o: thanks m0nkeyrama
TXC2: And we're back
Eklinaar: omnomnom
Aigarius: going to taxidermist house with a headless corpse PogChamp
WonderfulGlory: Welcome back
redadmiral42: hi Dadam
m0nkeyrama: Saving Micah DansGame
morgoth_bauglyr: why did we take the corpse along
Omthebox: You have chosen cake.
Isaac3567: This mission is gonna fuck with your bounty just as a warning
starktocrateratio: Where did this Dadam thing come from?
Abavus: I guess you're about to find out...
TXC2: "this was like this when I found it"
malsareus: I imagine it stinks Adam, might not wanna leave it on someones porch
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: My friend has a bit of a headache
Koshindan: "He's vomiting blood... In a sense."
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear
Macheya: aw kitty
poetmarawr: lololol cheer100
Abavus: CAT!
wildpeaks: "it's a really big rabbit"
redadmiral42: 'you can have him'
m0nkeyrama: pet the cat?
wildpeaks: cat !
Koshindan: Skin the cat?
Abavus: 0/10 worst game wtf
mtcuddles1: WHAT
brainbosh: GAME 0/10
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: -10/10 worst game ever
redadmiral42: true grit: the game
wildpeaks: can't pet cats ? 0/10 worst game
m0nkeyrama: 6/10, can at least pet dogs and horses
mtcuddles1: 1/n, infinitely bad
Zu_o: you have to let the cat pet you
JDuBz2008: this game goes there like degrassi
brainbosh: Throw dynamite in the cell
Abavus: Got dynamite?
Koshindan: Pet Micah.
Laurreth: too bad you sold your tractor horse :-P
poetmarawr: my horse for the force? of course!
redadmiral42: use the cat to break him out
Abavus: Oh...
Aigarius: did you name the horse "chat"?
Omthebox: How could this possibly go wrong
Eklinaar: can you just leave him?
Macheya: It is raining.
TXC2: Aigarius no, it's name is Otaku Jeff
BrindleBoar: the horse is Otaku Jeff
wildpeaks: convenient
Robot_Bones: They did have sound back in the old west
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: man I love that movie
eDRoaCH: as attentive as modern govt workers
Robot_Bones: didn
brainbosh: Awfully convenient hitch tight outside the jail cell
aerohydra: video gam elogic
ZeroArcana: thy gonna hear ye
Abavus: Don't mind me...
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BrindleBoar: lol wow
mtcuddles1: nope, totally quiet
m0nkeyrama: Uhhhh
Macheya: Sure he was
redadmiral42: lol rip fellow inmate
Saulens181: how did he ahve a gun
wildpeaks: must have been the wind
RavingPenguin: Can you shoot the other guy instead? Take his bounty?
TXC2: Saulens181 we gave it too him
Macheya: The slow, steady advance. 30% of the time, works every time.
Tangsm: "Is that the guy we were talking to 3 minutes ago?" "Naw, he wasn't wearing a bandana."
wildpeaks: we're definitely the baddies
Abavus: Cover is for NPCs
Koshindan: It's okay. They're worse shots.
Invitare: "I should be in cover" *Doesn't get in cover*
Koshindan: How many times have they shot at you and you're still alive?
Dumori: bad shot or no your projecting the badass just slowly walking forward and laying waste
m0nkeyrama: Auto aim plz
Omthebox: Even my weakest crate cover would kill you cowboy
Eklinaar: bullet time?
m0nkeyrama: PogChamp //
Macheya: seabatHITBOX seabatYIKES
TXC2: most people dont die immediately after being shot
malsareus: well congratz on murderizing a town Adam
MungoDude: nice drums
m0nkeyrama: Uhhh seabatYIKES
DiscountDoubleCzech: this guy isn't very nice
BrindleBoar: uhhhhhh
Dumori: Yes you can
Koshindan: So, uh, you're the bad guy?
wildpeaks: most definitely
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Are we the baddies?
silenceaux: Maybe you should just shoot him
brainbosh: Call a man SkinnyEasy game
m0nkeyrama: Can we just turn micah in
TXC2: ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat kinda yeah
ShortRound2099: so I started this game last night. I guess my prediction of Micah is coming true
Aigarius: you need something to be redemding
Daggothur: beat the devil out of it
Koshindan: Jeff realizes that you shouldn't be following the crazy guy.
JDuBz2008: im sorry... cocaine gun
DiscountDoubleCzech: you shot just the hat
JDuBz2008: did i read that right?
TXC2: we shot his hat off
ShortRound2099: hat is like double damage though right Kappa
m0nkeyrama: cocaine gum
eDRoaCH: town with 4 houses, 30 men
Dumori: cocain gum
Dumori: even better
El_Spectre: Hello boah
TXC2: Flinstone's Chewible cocaine
Koshindan: @eDRoaCH They did say to communicate with someone for help.
brainbosh: Oooooh, that weather sounds good.
eDRoaCH: sure, but they didn't use a teleporter
Macheya: Can you let him rot in jail?
mtcuddles1: hes a jerk
BrindleBoar: I don't think you're supposed to like him
TacitusVigil: And brothers don't fight!
kinkerbelle: Yes, he's family. Like that one uncle at Thanksgiving.
TacitusVigil: Brothers HUG
CptCorallis: Ah. He's your virgil.
mtcuddles1: "Were family, so better start putting up with my bullshit while I don't try to change!"
m0nkeyrama: Maybe our shotgun will misfire :O
Saulens181: WELP I just sent off the CV/Resume, hopefully I get an interview out of that
Invitare: aren't you an Uncle, Adam?
mtcuddles1: Double double shotguns
eDRoaCH: if you don't know who the uncle is, it might be you
Invitare: maybe YOU'RE that Uncle DansGame
m0nkeyrama: Dual wielding PogChamp
TXC2: fun story, I have 12 uncles
TacitusVigil: Chat's Uncle Adam!
LairofLore: move the stick over the gun instead of the dual to switch them
El_Spectre: Adam, you do it the same way as before, roll over the weapon in the wheel and use triggers
Dumori: This was the rad part of RDR shotgun on one hand pistol in the other letting loose hell
Robot_Bones: you mean our uncle Otaku Jeff?
Koshindan: It's okay. You had a bandana on your face. They don't know it was you.
brainbosh: Red mean cops are looking for you there?
Abavus: Those are rookie numbers!
eDRoaCH: thats like 2 million in 2018 money
starktocrateratio: They're actually just big Bon Jovi fans
eDRoaCH: i did hear the game constantly unequips your weapons
El_Spectre: Just choose one
El_Spectre: The double arrow is 'dual wield'
eDRoaCH: 2 million canadian
Omthebox: Yeah, that's like 3 million
LairofLore: you can just select an individual gun instead of the arrows to just pick the gun
Abavus: Choo choo train...
Saulens181: yes!
brainbosh: Its what, $2500?
DiscountDoubleCzech: should have taken his hat
eDRoaCH: "can we steal a train? hold up" <-- does he want to steal it or hold it up?
m0nkeyrama: Froot froot
Dumori: Tooot TOOT
ShortRound2099: froot froot
mtcuddles1: CHOO CHOO
TacitusVigil: Time to get this train up to 88 mph!
thechargingbadger: CHOO CHOO TRIAN
eDRoaCH: and we never saw jeff again
TehAmelie: iron horse time!
TacitusVigil: We're going the future!
CommiePuddin: Look at me. LOOK AT ME! I'm the conductor now.
kinkerbelle: Shouldn't the whistle reduce your horsepower?
rocketjohn: I missed a bit, did you just steal a goddamn train?
starktocrateratio: $85 is about $2500 in modern money
Dumori: The question is we hauling Raspberrys or Blueberries
TXC2: rocketjohn indeed we did
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL Blueberries?
Abavus: are they running after you or...
WonderfulGlory: They are strawberries
circusofkirkus: toss him off the bridge
kinkerbelle: hold on, NOW you did a crime? JUST NOW?
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jitterbeans: f
CptCorallis: That was a rather literal train robbery
El_Spectre: I love shotguns in this game
Dumori: Holy hell these animations
LairofLore: watch out,the train has stopped
brainbosh: Train stopped, gotta get moving.
ScoopsPlushie: From like... half an hour. ¬.¬ I hate my internet.
Himyul: I'd turn in Adam for $165.00
Dumori: Yeah they are below
eDRoaCH: we live here now
rocketjohn: why has the train stopped?
brainbosh: Can Adam make the trains run on time?
BrindleBoar: can't stop me, I'm the gingerbread man!
Macheya: Because no one's driving it
Dumori: Thats what 5k USD today
m0nkeyrama: Can jeff catch up to the train
Invitare: I wouldn't. He's killed over less
El_Spectre: It has a dead man switch. The conductor is dead
Aigarius: now let's sell the train!
TehAmelie: a train belongs to whoever wants it most. that's like a law
eDRoaCH: did they have dead man's switches back then?
LairofLore: the train only goes if you're at the helm, it starts slowing down the second you let go
TXC2: eDRoaCH indeed they did
Abavus: I take it the horse is magical and always shows up when you whistle?
Dumori: is there any loot on this train to make it worth it....
El_Spectre: Yes, although I don't know if locomotives used them.
Zu_o: usually, when they say "Train heist" they don't mean the WHOLE THING
ylegm: To be fair, 165 back then would be 5,500 today
brainbosh: What are they gonna do, put down road spikes?
Abavus: Jebaited
mtcuddles1: the train is a hot spot
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
eDRoaCH: lol just go back and forth across the bridge and let them use the gorge
Macheya: Will trains explode?
Hrafnsvaengr: $165 in 1880 US dollars would be approximately 3.8k$ today..... I'd certainly think about turning someone in for that
El_Spectre: oooohc oooohc
CptCorallis: I mean, you are on a train. Nothing stops a train.
LairofLore: had adam stolen from the people on the train yeah you can make bank on a train, at this point....probably not work it
kinkerbelle: just flip that transmission into reverse!
eDRoaCH: now forward
Dumori: FORWARD!!!1
Himyul: now go forward...
Invitare: and now go forwards and run them over
mtcuddles1: Go forward
kinkerbelle: now forward!
thechargingbadger: go forward
rocketjohn: ah yes, now forward, onbviously
LairofLore: go forward and wipe out the marshals
ScoopsPlushie: Wait. Not the right one.
RavingPenguin: doodlecheer69 Did you get the blueberries Adam?
WonderfulGlory: FORWAD!
Laurreth: ♭♬ ♪ in the middle of the bridge, my train ♮♩
Sektor88: toot toot
corpocracy: Full steam ahead?
ALEISmALPTO: @LoadingReadyRun the more you stain the train, the worse it gets
DiscountDoubleCzech: LuL
BrindleBoar: RIP
Macheya: Oh good, he didn't kill the horse.
Tangsm: I kind of wanted you to get run over by your own train. That would be amazing.
El_Spectre: Horse, you traitor
ylegm: incoming
Pteraspidomorphi: These horses are very resilient
LairofLore: oh hey, you're almost at the max bounty
Abavus: Choo choo away!
rocketjohn: Grand Theft Loco?
Aigarius: soooo, when do they start sending in the helicopers?
Macheya: What's the max bounty?
m0nkeyrama: Oh noooo
Abavus: butts
Dumori: Womp womp
thechargingbadger: RIP
Saulens181: NEIGHSTED
mtcuddles1: fun while it lasted
Invitare: you ded
Himyul: I sold too soon! I should've held off on cashing in on betraying Adam to the law
Isaac3567: BTW your bounty doesnt reset if you die or turn the console off... You will always owe that money
Robot_Bones: rip raspberries
m0nkeyrama: Bringing guns to a train fight DansGame
LairofLore: $300 is the max, after $250 roving bounty hunters spawn and hunt you kind of constantly
Macheya: yeesh
brainbosh: Jeff was following the train until you hit the bridge....
Invitare: he was jealous of your new iron horse
Invitare: and has left you
RavingPenguin: Jeffs watching his animes
Dumori: JEEEEEF!!!!!!
rocketjohn: jeff's left you.
eDRoaCH: you got on a train and left jeff
LairofLore: uhhh decent chance jeff is fead
Himyul: JERF!
Zu_o: pretty sure you ran Jeff over
m0nkeyrama: Noooo, jeff!!
Saulens181: jeff's dead arthur
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Did Jeff died?
Koshindan: Jeff decided to hang out at a farm upstate.
BrindleBoar: Jeff is sorry, but he has pillows to take care of. He wishes you the best, but he's leaving the life.
Abavus: The horses aren't magic? :O
Abavus: I didn't expect that
mtcuddles1: check the map?
LairofLore: if jeff didn't spawn here with you that means he's dead
eDRoaCH: its ok, its like the witcher. meet new jeff
Tangsm: Time to go buy Otaku Jeff Jr.
Dumori: no you need to find yur old horse I think
starktocrateratio: Jerf...? Jerf....? JEEEEEERF!!!!!
m0nkeyrama: Who tf is this horse trying to be jeff
Robot_Bones: you left jeff for the iron horse, just whistle and it will spawn Kappa
RavingPenguin: Weeb Jeff then
WonderfulGlory: Every horse I've owned has been named Okatu Jeff
Orgmastron: Maybe Jeff is at the stable?
TehAmelie: Otaku Jeff, son of Otaky Jeff
TehAmelie: or Otaku
Koshindan: Is Jeff staring at the same stars?
rocketjohn: Jeff is probably gluing things and feeding dogs
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
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m0nkeyrama: Could jeff be at the stable?
the_canuck_mystic: I left the stream for a while... so confirmation that Adam shot Jeff?
WonderfulGlory: Those tasty tasty horse hooves.
m0nkeyrama: Adam traded jeff for a train
Dumori: Theres a chance we hit jeff with a train
Abavus: Adam left Jeff for the iron horse
TXC2: the_canuck_mystic no, we stole a train
Saulens181: no, he almost ran him over with the train and made him fall off the bridge
malsareus: honurably sudoku?
Abavus: The temptation was too much
dokuminion: honourable sudoku?
Questhere: jeff couldn't support adam's life choices anymore
LairofLore: no adam stole a train and the train or marshals probably killed jeff, honestly it was probably when you backed up the train
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Nonzero chance Jeff was hit by a train
starktocrateratio: Sitting with his fancy pen doing maths problems
Aztren: Yeah that horse is doing some math right now
Aztren: Honorably
VeinNetwork: is honorable sudoku like death by a thousand cuts?
Aztren: :P
Himyul: VeinNetwork all of the cuts in a row or column are of different sizes
rocketjohn: probably stay off the roads....
Abavus: Is this where the volley ball fighting happens?
starktocrateratio: @VeinNetwork Yeah, but only with the fanciest of 1st editions
LairofLore: if you get $5 more bounty you'll get hunters who are specifically looking for you and will spawn every 10 ish minutes or so
TXC2: theres a thing, when is LRR gonna do that sudoku crapshot? :P
El_Spectre: You don't have to announce yourself. Everyone knows who you are, if the damn witnesses are any evidence :)
mtcuddles1: Yeah, science bitch
the_canuck_mystic: Behind you!
Dumori: LRReff pinkertons
Saulens181: ^
TXC2: how do the Pinkertons go over in Canada these days?
Dumori: Adam Jeff might have run to the stable
m0nkeyrama: Now we're stuck with imposter jeff
Saulens181: game very libertarian
Dumori: there's a chance
LairofLore: he might have run to the stables, or been run over by the train 50/50 chance
Aigarius: the government is very angry, someone has been joyriding their trains and shooting pinkertons off bridges ...
the_canuck_mystic: What ware did you start before?
mtcuddles1: then they get you
m0nkeyrama: If there's a chance jeff's alive, we should check. Miss that braid BibleThump
BrindleBoar: so what's next? Otaku Jake?
Invitare: my secret is it's always a trap
wildpeaks: "son of otaku jeff, off to avenge its father"
TehAmelie: chat will never die
Dumori: Name it Twichy C
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Otaku Chat
Omthebox: Do you really want to ride twitch chat that badly.
circusofkirkus: but it's a horse, not a troglodyte
RavingPenguin: Get a donky and name it twitch chat Kappa
Abavus: "Pet twitch chat"
Robot_Bones: But naming them Twitch Chat ensures they will die
m0nkeyrama: That's a curse if darkest dungeon is any indication
Aigarius: Carry me chat!
Koshindan: Everybody keeps talking about Jeff, but I feel they're just beating a dead horse.
Abavus: "Feed twitch chat"
Abavus: This all sounds like a mistake
TXC2: No worries Adam, you do you
mtcuddles1: oof
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Naming it Twitch Chat will just make it run left all the time
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Try standing closer to the sky.
Piratical_tendancies: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try challenging the chat.
13 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined !
mtcuddles1: LRRbot out here telling people to climb mountains
Animekitty93: Heeeey Adam! Hey chat!
sugarsh0t: yooooo sugars5Luv
m0nkeyrama: benginHeart seabatBRAIN
sugarsh0t: good! how are you?
jadedcynic: Brain raid!
darkecologist: what's our horse's name?
sugarsh0t: we're doing Vashjir!
Macheya: lewd
Abavus: uh.. lewd
Animekitty93: slytqLewd
sugarsh0t: everyone loves Vashjir
Macheya: Vashj'ir DansGame
sugarsh0t: everyone loves to quest in glorious 3D
Animekitty93: It's pretty cool though
jadedcynic: 'do the dirty on them'? isn't this mean this is the first instance of 'teabagging'? :)
TXC2: hello sugarsh0t welcome
Koshindan: My left or horse left?
Aigarius: stage left
sugarsh0t: hi!
sugarsh0t: i'm gonna run off and do IRL stuff now! have a great stream!!
Dumori: Pick up hat
mtcuddles1: gottem
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Dumori: ]get yee hat
TXC2: have fun sugarsh0t
jadedcynic: don't forget yer hat
Sannindi: That man had a family!
TacitusVigil: I mean, he doesn't need it anymore.
Sannindi: Apparently.
mtcuddles1: maybe they stle the wedding ring and you just stole it back?
the_canuck_mystic: Snipe them!
mtcuddles1: stole*
brainbosh: BODIED
mtcuddles1: nice
Dumori: G G
m0nkeyrama: benginRip benginRip seabatYIKES
Animekitty93: lrrWOW
Saulens181: NEIGHSTED
the_canuck_mystic: The awkward "taking cover on top of a big rock" move
jadedcynic: Thou art WASTED
mtcuddles1: lrrFINE
malsareus: The horse ascends to a higher plane
Laurreth: @the_canuck_mystic that high ground really helps
jadedcynic: yeah, WE have a knife, and we do a takedown FAST, but HE seems to take forever to subdue his pigeon
mtcuddles1: hats aren't so you're not wearing a hat
mtcuddles1: aren't real* wow I can't type
rocketjohn: don't forget dead-eye Adam
BrindleBoar: there was a firefight!
jadedcynic: that's a real anemic pistol you got there, adam ;)
Omthebox: We don't need no stinkin bullet time DansGame
jadedcynic: good soundtrack, tho
Dumori: Can I get this on PC yet kay thnk
m0nkeyrama: Adam never misses anyway seabatBRAIN
Macheya: Rockstar ever releasing for PC in any meaningful time frame LUL
jadedcynic: @Dumori Soon™ ;)
Dumori: like maybe for Xmas 2020
jadedcynic: they've got to port it - that means redoing the controls to take advantage of the PC's primary controller have over a hundred buttons Kappa
mtcuddles1: red hit marker = dead?
Macheya: It took four years for GTA V to reach PC if I recall.
Dumori: 3
Abavus: It must be the worst to get shot in the gut with these crappy old-timey guns
Dumori: I think
Macheya: 2015?
jadedcynic: worth the wait, I remember the pc port of GTA *IV* :P
TXC2: Macheya really 4 years?
max_zuercher: who are we killing?
Dumori: yeah 2015 bu it was like 3.4
Macheya: Something like that.
jadedcynic: that's what happens when you rush a port
TXC2: I thought it was like 2 :P
Macheya: I beat GTA 4 on PC, it was so much ass.
Dumori: Maybe 2. something
m0nkeyrama: benginHey benginHey
TXC2: Hello Heather and Ben
Macheya: No, V came out in 2012
TXC2: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (5d, 21:08 from now)
mtcuddles1: yes, when there is a red hit marker they die
jadedcynic: @Macheya oh you have ALL my admiration - the game was just such a CHORE after a while :P
mtcuddles1: I am mildly certain of this
Abavus: "good guy"
WonderfulGlory: He took that like a champ
jadedcynic: adam, all the bounty hunters seem to be wearing pale dusters
mtcuddles1: The "bond we share" ;)
DiscountDoubleCzech: According to wikipedia, GTA V came out in Sep, 2013 on ps3, xbox 360, and Apr 2015 for PC
LairofLore: I believe the only people in both games were dutch, bill, uncle, john, abigail and javier
Macheya: @jadedcynic I liked it, but boy did it have problems. And not all of them from the port.
m0nkeyrama: That beard grows fast
Dumori: Oh man our hat has the bullet hole from the guy we killed for it...
Fu4ow: let hrpgSharky men hrpgSharky hug!
ZeroArcana: "youi guys piss off, imma loot"
mtcuddles1: You'll do fookin nuthin
TXC2: what part of Ireland is that accent ment to be from?
Fu4ow: perhaps a period Irish accent?
Dumori: South IIRC
Macheya: It sounds the same as the ones from Gangs of New York.
mtcuddles1: what crime?
jadedcynic: @Macheya see, the WRITING direction was the big problem - Rockstar forgot that their protag is supposed to be an out-and-out psychopath; Nico was more an antihero who kept agonizing over every scripted kill he hand to make in the story...and then went and massacred a street full of bystanders who were in the way when the player takes control again.
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Dutch_Benjie: 7 month already?!?!
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El_Spectre: Your horse ratted you out
Sannindi: They done tricked ya.
m0nkeyrama: That almost worked Kappa
TXC2: He aint now
Dumori: Aint alive now
jadedcynic: I like how arthur affected a different voice while talking with the lawman :)
Abavus: Well you fixed that problem...
circusofkirkus: I was just, uh, checking his wallet for, uh, identification
Macheya: @jadedcynic That wasn't even the problem. I liked the story, most of my gripes are with the fact that they tried to make a movie into a game. It tried way too hard to be cinematic.
mtcuddles1: the jigg is up
LairofLore: you get a sort of screen flash if you kill something
jadedcynic: @Macheya yeah, there was some of that - I've seen some 'interactive movies' done well; that wasn't one, sadly
mtcuddles1: Go left!
jadedcynic: Nah, now you're ANTED
Abavus: I wish I was wanted... not sure about the dead or alive part...
Macheya: If I'd had a PS3 at the time I probably would have liked ti more, but because I played it on PC, it wasn't great.
Dumori: We TED now
jadedcynic: ED
m0nkeyrama: BusTed?
Macheya: I'm really annoyed it's the only one I can play billiards in.
Dumori: Got the D
Abavus: Lost the D as well
jadedcynic: D - the marshalls are looking for the D?
jadedcynic: too late
jadedcynic: now we just have a 300 bo...uh
m0nkeyrama: Peashooters
Abavus: Are they shooting peas at you?
TXC2: our horse is not faster then a horse
Himyul: THAT was neighsted
BrindleBoar: o/
Dumori: We Ted now
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
poetmarawr: great stream, thanks!
lurkerspine: thanks for the stream
sullyc17: Adam when you stream for LRR do you use your home set up or go to the office?
rocketjohn: no worries adam. It was good to see you
m0nkeyrama: Bye Adam!
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream, have a nice flight :)
Aztren: thank you adam!
TXC2: sullyc17 he's at the office
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1d, 3:01 from now).
jadedcynic: s'been fun; I enjoyed the time I caught after getting home from work; hope you had fun playing! cya later!
Abavus: Bye Adam. Bye Chat. Have a great day, night, or other. katesWave
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the stream Adam
TXC2: !event
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page.
jitterbeans: Bye Adam!
Himyul: weeb stuff
rocketjohn: drumming game
rocketjohn: ps4
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2259 patrons for a total of $12,812.25 per month.
Questhere: kthxbai!
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page.
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: !dersertbus
TXC2: !discord
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morgoth_bauglyr: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
TXC2: !desertbus
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m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
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Laurreth: Dark Souls is not like riding a bicycle
wildpeaks: I would imagine riding a bicycle involves a lot less dieing repeatedly
wildpeaks: both do involve ringing a bell though
Laurreth: but it's easier to get back on after some time of not doing it
Laurreth: whereas DS3 is like "why didn't you love me, oh just spawn in the middle of a place where everything is poisonous!"
daryldutch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Taiko no Tatsujin) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (1d, 2:46 from now).