malc: !findquote owl
LRRbot: Quote #2519: "Beej... I don't want to lrrEFF an owl!" —Alex [2016-05-14]
rogerivany: !next
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (16:13 from now)
malc: I think there's something Beej isn't telling us
cheetoJack: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (16:04 from now)
teavian: !next
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (16:04 from now)
malc: # It's the D B countdown...
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is still a cowboy. |
cheetoJack: oh right, a stream
Skyboss1996: ADAAAAAM
malc: streams managing to carry on this close to DB is bonkers
malc: good job LRR
Kramburger: Dawn of the final stream ~3 hours remain
mtvcdm: Fritos!
Skyboss1996: CHEETOS
Kramburger: YAAAS
Martizz1e: banditos
mtvcdm: The final stream before Desert Bus!
Skyboss1996: Hear that? We've got doritos!
thomturtle: Darn it, this low key freaked me out while I was watching a tv show. haha
Scrubbodiestobears: oh my god i had the page open and didn't realize it and was like 'what is going on why is FRITOS time"
m0nkeyrama: Woo! Time for horse shenanigans! seabatSEAL
Skyboss1996: Plat a pus
vampirenightclock: is adam at like $300 bounty now?
m0nkeyrama: Sounds about right
Skyboss1996: limosine
DiscordianTokkan: I realized I hadn't used my Twitch Sub for the month yet so I fixed that seabatBRAIN
Kramburger: WE'RE HERE!
Skyboss1996: Hore Shennans!
m0nkeyrama: Evening Adam! seabatBRAIN
r10pez10: froot froot
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Skyboss1996: Froot froot!
cheetoJack: Hello Adam, how are you?
DiscordianTokkan: Is the volume low for anyone else?
Skyboss1996: bruh
Weagle: lunarj1Heart
The_Passerby: Dear Adam, how goes the gym journeys?
DiscordianTokkan: That's a long ol' day
Weagle: Time for some last-minute Adam before The Bussening
The_Passerby: You feeling good about them gains?
Skyboss1996: someboy's making EP 3 of spectator mode! I saw taht tweet
m0nkeyrama: Nice little teaser for SM episode 3 on twitter PogChamp PogChamp
Hatty0: what a handsome adam
The_Passerby: Medium is still pretty good.
Skyboss1996: Let's do some GrandTheftHorse
coopdawg_22: Yo, seabats is still live
boristhewizard: IIRC you were killing every person you came across
Weagle: Yeah, the situation has been conveyed :P
Skyboss1996: almost everyone
m0nkeyrama: You've got 15 viewers atm seabatBRAIN
Kramburger: Actually, you still have a dozen viewers Ada,
CapnRobert: more adam red dead ! hype hows it going
vampirenightclock: he didnt kill the blind guy
Weagle: Honestly I agree
Weagle: It's *really long* for Gamehaus
m0nkeyrama: It's a bit hard to keep track of what's going on
Kramburger: 11 Bots and Me
Kramburger: Chat's popping OFF
darkecologist: i hope we don't get eaten by a bear
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boristhewizard: Could always play something simpler like EVE Online
ragnarhedin: You da best!
r10pez10: is this otaku jeff
TehAmelie: Strawberry doesn't sound like a wild west location name
CapnRobert: tap left on the dpad to see your missions and stuff if you want too adam
Skyboss1996: Otaku Jeff?!
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vampirenightclock: rootin tootin cowboy!
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Kramburger: Otaku Jeff? The legend?
r10pez10: aw, that's nice
TehAmelie: gotta stop beating that dead horse, chat
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff wasn't a fan of the train we stole
DiscordianTokkan: I'm glad I remembered to use my Twitch Prime sub for your cannel Adam so I can finally use seabatYIKES and seabatBRAIN
ArcOfTheConclave: who's the horse?
r10pez10: ah this lol
Kramburger: Can. You. ROB. him?
Pariah164: Red Dead Redemption: Adam Expansion lrrBEEJ
boristhewizard: It increases his death stat
Hatty0: if you shoot him he dies, adam
darkecologist: just taking photos of tumbleweeds
Kramburger: Your character is weirdly shiny
m0nkeyrama: Can't forget seabatSEAL and seabatHITBOX
Skyboss1996: Happens to most people
CapnRobert: seabatYIKES
Kramburger: That's a seabatYIKES from me
DiscordianTokkan: seabatHITBOX is so good
r10pez10: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
boristhewizard: Coy Oat
Scy_Anide: I say peyote
r10pez10: it a dog
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coopdawg_22: Take my Amazon money
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Hatty0: back home in sk they called em yits
Martizz1e: your dad is wrong
DiscordianTokkan: I say Coy-o-te, my dad from rural BC says Coy Oat
Skyboss1996: You ain't a real rootin' tootin' coyote shootin' cowboy if you don't say coyote
Himyul: either way, it'll help you smuggle yourself across the border
cuttlefishman: Adam, no one pronounces it like that
m0nkeyrama: Big seabatYIKES , I use seabatHITBOX even when it doesn't make sense
darkecologist: he ran away. he's fine.
r10pez10: yeets
Lord_Hosk: Your dad is Savidad...
Skyboss1996: Yits? what
Kramburger: Well then, Adam your Dad is either wrong or a liar
Hatty0: its a very rural thing
Pariah164: Y E E T
r10pez10: oh (co)'yotes
cuttlefishman: Adam, as a SK person, you've opinions on perogies?
Markster981: the yips seabatBRAIN
DiscordianTokkan: Yeets and Coy-Kobes
cuttlefishman: can I microwave perogies?
m0nkeyrama: Rural is a fun word that I can never pronounce
Scy_Anide: a ru-ral thing or a rrl thing?
Skyboss1996: you could
r10pez10: un-urban
martypunker: I believe it's pronounced Ravenous Chupacabra.
cuttlefishman: you monster
Skyboss1996: Big question : Boil in water, or stock?
boristhewizard: I just throw them straight into a hot pan with butter and onions
Pariah164: Next Level Foot Strats with Adam 'Food Boi' Savidan
cheetoJack: chupathingy?
LunarJade: boil first and then fry. Thats the proper way.
Pariah164: Food*
Pariah164: dammit
Lord_Hosk: "But what if you have left overs?" -chat (confused look) I dont understand the question -adam
Skyboss1996: Boil THEN Fry chat Its SOO GOOD
Kramburger: !findquote chat
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r10pez10: i zoned out and thought you were talking about frying coffee
Skyboss1996: Also, after you fry they get nice and crispy and then they hold up real nice
cuttlefishman: ketchup on perogies?
DiscordianTokkan: That's how you make your Coffee Crisp! *canadajokes*
SquareDotCube: But the end step is always reverse osmosis :P
Hatty0: no ew sour cream only
cheetoJack: best way to consume coffee is to inhale the evaporated caffeine
Skyboss1996: NO! Butter, vinegar and cream only!
m0nkeyrama: What are perogies?
Kramburger: Don't joke about frying coffee. You might make some bullshit hipster bar start doing it
LunarJade: sour cream and onions.
Ringo_The_Monkey: Sauerkraut
Scrubbodiestobears: sour cream, fried onions, and bacon!
DiscordianTokkan: Sriracha on Perogies is legit
Lord_Hosk: Do you have a preference as to the contents?
Skyboss1996: and maybe some cracked pepper
Scy_Anide: I've just never had a perogie instead.
SquareDotCube: sweet and sour sauce?
deadlypartition: dammit adam now i want perogies
Pariah164: I have no idea what perogies are... :(
Skyboss1996: RUN
Mumpaaah: There's a bar by my house that does fried perogies that you can get with any of their wing sauces on top
r10pez10: i'm australian and dunno what a perogie is but now i want one
TallBlondePillager: YEET
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES max bounty
Kramburger: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
SquareDotCube: don't forget your slo mo
Skyboss1996: There's a bar down town like... 30 minutes that's open to 3 am and only does perogi and plemeni
cuttlefishman: wut
LunarJade: wasted
vampirenightclock: what the heck
CapnRobert: lol
Kramburger: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Mumpaaah: Physics, lul
Lord_Hosk: it was a short stand
Markster981: horse physics
DiscordianTokkan: Horse Launched
m0nkeyrama: Quality animation LUL LUL
r10pez10: that physics
vampirenightclock: that was amzing
Hatty0: @r10pez10 a dumpling with potato in it
cuttlefishman: a perogie isn
boristhewizard: My grandmother is legit polish and she only ever makes her pieroges by boiling them, then serving them in a pan drenched in butter and onions
Skyboss1996: Nope!
cuttlefishman: a perogie isn't quite just a dumpling
Skyboss1996: Youre still a wanted man
Hatty0: simplest explanation
vampirenightclock: little did you know, when the horse goes flat, you go up.
darkecologist: never happened
cheetoJack: Otaku Jeff is more of a state of mind
mtvcdm: Every horse is our horse.
Kramburger: Jesus Adam
m0nkeyrama: benginCry
Skyboss1996: All horses are Otaku Jeff
Markster981: otaku Jeff is just Canadian for horse
Lord_Hosk: Oh man... that just reminded me. Adam, I really miss you having a notepad and a huge bottle of water on Sidewalk slam... there was just something nice about that.
cuttlefishman: what is Otaku Jeff's favorite anime
Skyboss1996: Oh that's a big otaku jeff ya got here, eh?
m0nkeyrama: Did you ever check the stables to see if otaku jeff actually made it out?
cheetoJack: So is Adam just shooting anything that moves that isn't Otaku Jeff?
Weagle: That buck might weigh more than him!
r10pez10: a pronghorn buck is the new name for a looney
Himyul: Is this Red Dead Redemption 2 or an Old Spice commercial?
Skyboss1996: mmm. Fresh game
Talin06: did he just say desert punk?
cuttlefishman: Need to mod in the MonHun cooking music in
Lord_Hosk: Wait... you processed it into links?
tsmtg: Looks like a scene from No Country For Old Men.
Skyboss1996: We've reduced that whole buck down to like 4 fillets
cuttlefishman: for improving gameplay experience
VoidByAnyOtherName: is adam a real cowboy yet
Himyul: The white man is skilled in using every part of the animal Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Seems a bit wasteful, that buck was huge seabatYIKES
cuttlefishman: cook some perogies Adam
cheetoJack: so when does our cowboy interrupt us to say "That's it, I've come up with a new recipe!"
Skyboss1996: ahahah
Lord_Hosk: LOL
m0nkeyrama: Uhhh
VoidByAnyOtherName: LUL
Kramburger: UM
Himyul: Neighsted!
boristhewizard: Taco Bell exists to help with that, Adam
DiscordianTokkan: Horse seabatYIKES
Hatty0: seabatHITBOX
Skyboss1996: Horse pls
r10pez10: froot froot
m0nkeyrama: Horse is rebelling
Lord_Hosk: That was amazing
Mumpaaah: That's on you, horse.
VoidByAnyOtherName: i need a nelson "ha-ha" emote
DiscordianTokkan: Otaku Bell
Toxxick: Hey everyone, can anyone explain to me the reason this franchise is called "Red Dead Redemption"? It seems like a bunch of nonsense words strung together?
Inkstain82: Taco Bell *is* my eat better. Tacos can have chicken and lettuce
r10pez10: there should be a colon between dead and redemption
Markster981: BibleThump
VoidByAnyOtherName: red:dead:redemption
r10pez10: to go with red dead revolver
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the heads up!
Tiber727: I'm watching your home stream right now. It says, "Thanks for watching." I feel so appreciated.
Himyul: if you get a dog, you need to name it TwitchChat
cuttlefishman: i like dogs
VoidByAnyOtherName: that is a robust tail wag
m0nkeyrama: Twitch Chat is a cursed name DansGame
vampirenightclock: i had a conversation with a friend today about how weird it must of been for someone to ride a horse for the first time...then she said it was probably weirder for the first time someone milked a cow and drank it
coopdawg_22: You should play cards
Skyboss1996: Whelp, here's preacher
Lord_Hosk: If you get a dont you have to name it something that you feel is appropriate for the dog and makes you happy.
Kramburger: He's looking healthy
Lord_Hosk: get a god... I can type
Markster981: can dogs die? I have seen adam kill enough twitch chats seabatYIKES
m0nkeyrama: You alright, Hosk?
Lord_Hosk: clearly not
r10pez10: poker poker
phorrestgaze: What're we playing? Canlander?
Skyboss1996: Reverend? Reverend where you goin?
TacitusVigil: I mean worse comes to worst, we just shoot Luther and Marvin.
Inkstain82: Pretty sure the way to be good at these cards is going to be shoot-y
JohnLockeCole: "no good at cards" sais the guy who streams Magic sometimes ;p
Lord_Hosk: Can you rotate the camera angle to see their cards?
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Omthebox: Yehaw Adampony. Remember, no witnessses.
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r10pez10: raise
m0nkeyrama: Quick, call in funko
darkecologist: give me all your 8s
TehAmelie: the queen of spades? seems rigged
Inkstain82: mull to 5
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL seabatBRAIN
Skyboss1996: Mill?
cheetoJack: lrrSACK
vampirenightclock: YEET lrrSACK lrrSACK
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSACK
Inkstain82: I'm callling Big Cheats
Skyboss1996: Can we use our upkeep to check the graveyard?
TehAmelie: i like go fish. it's such an aggressively not-poker game
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSACK
vampirenightclock: lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_Hosk: all in
r10pez10: do you go for sets of 2 or sets of 4 in your go fish
m0nkeyrama: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
Skyboss1996: Hoooo boy!
vampirenightclock: FULL SEND
BusTed: yooooo
BusTed: rewarded
m0nkeyrama: Easy game PogChamp
cheetoJack: and now retire champion
Odinson819: my coworker accidentally played poker in red dead for 5 hours after work one night, completely lost track of time after doing a single mission
Skyboss1996: Retire champion!
Angnor33: Oooh. Is this Gwent?
Lord_ZYRK: Alright get this: housemade grilled chicken ravioli from the local Italian market in homemade lemon cream sauce.
m0nkeyrama: Rob them benginTraitor
TehAmelie: better than online poker eh
BusTed: Haha.
darkecologist: those guys look like they brainstorm wrong anyways
Omthebox: Pulled a full james there
vampirenightclock: he crawled out the door the moment you sat down
Skyboss1996: Have you gone and done the mission to get drunk with Lenny?
Inkstain82: Assuming he stumbled downhill is a good choice
Skyboss1996: Oooh
m0nkeyrama: We did @Skyboss1996 , it was pretty funny
Inkstain82: That is one big beardy man to fight
KeiRaccoon: This game takes place before the invention of Texas Hold 'Em. :P
Lord_ZYRK: Blocking LUL
Skyboss1996: Nobody wins with a headbutt
TehAmelie: i want to do this. win a few cents in cards and then just go running off into the wild
vampirenightclock: i love the bif noises from the punches
supertwinkman: "you see those footsies?"
Skyboss1996: Oh chill out. He aint dead, he's just out cold
m0nkeyrama: A witness seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Lord_Hosk: wait... you killed him...with a couple punches?
TehAmelie: we didn't need all those legs
rrtycoon2: Well, this is a welcome stream.
Skyboss1996: Aurthur's gonna kiil yoooou
boristhewizard: A bullet, probably
Ringo_The_Monkey: I am so happy you are covering the smash games, they are my favorite games
phorrestgaze: one looki boi
Skyboss1996: Real outlaw time
Inkstain82: 2fast2furious4him
Skyboss1996: Choo choo!
Zu_o: The reverend is looking for some new training
DiscordianTokkan: Is... is the Reverend going to see the light, only it's a train?
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distortioninspaceandtime: wow 2 years, time is too fast
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vampirenightclock: play the fruit fruit train song now
Skyboss1996: Froot froot
Odinson819: i was expecting another witness witnessing you chase down and rob the witness
Skyboss1996: UH OH
Lord_Hosk: LOL
CapnRobert: you hold it
Lithobraker: So have we witnessed horse testes shrinkage yet?
m0nkeyrama: benginRip benginRip
Scy_Anide: lrrGOAT there!
CapnRobert: it was a hold x prompt
Ringo_The_Monkey: you hold not mash
BusTed: rip
Skyboss1996: Thump
DiscordianTokkan: katesRip riPepperonis
kanimaras: You're still streaming? WHY ARE YOU NOT RESTING
TehAmelie: Swanson ain't the only one
arcbound_roomba: The pain train
BusTed: slytqRIP
Hatty0: lrrFINE
Papperslappen: Froot Froot
Lord_ZYRK: Got him unstuck. I call that a success.
supertwinkman: choo choo
Markster981: thats what playing darkest dungeon is like
Inkstain82: wasted
Spritz_T: there was the little problem of you dying too, but nevermind that
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Ringo_The_Monkey: Save the drunk!
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kanimaras: DB
kanimaras: ohh
kanimaras: aww man
SquareDotCube: You ever have one of those days were you feel like you've been hit like a train?
Scy_Anide: Now throw him off the bridge!
Inkstain82: I'm jumping in late and not at all familiar with this game. Why do we care if this reverend dude dies?
Lord_Hosk: The train could clearly see you on the tracks but they didnt even slow down
Lord_ZYRK: You made me save your life?! I'LL KILL YOU
Skyboss1996: Trains are not known for their quick stops
CapnRobert: oh guess I was mistaken oh I think I changed all the tap prompts to hold prompts its an accessibility option
kanimaras: this guy is gonna mess your stuff up
m0nkeyrama: I like his hair
TehAmelie: i bet five cents that priest has an albino killer locked in a basement somewhere
Skyboss1996: Adam no
Scy_Anide: Only one way to find out!
Ringo_The_Monkey: DO IT
Lord_ZYRK: Margaret is his pet ferret Kappa
vampirenightclock: do it you wont
m0nkeyrama: Nice ragdoll
BusTed: I wonder.
Lord_Hosk: lol
kanimaras: "oops"
Lord_ZYRK: SeemsGood
vampirenightclock: of course
Skyboss1996: Well, that's what we expected
Scy_Anide: lrrGOAT there?
BusTed: Welp.
Inkstain82: Well now we know.
Lord_Hosk: Somehow... he ended up dead
supertwinkman: adam, your mind
m0nkeyrama: Huh, who would have guessed
BusTed: That's science.
TehAmelie: you did throw him off the bridge, he's psychic!
lemmel: Test 1 results: He ded
Lord_ZYRK: People die when you kill them? 🤔
NarishmaReborn: good to test
arcbound_roomba: Drop him in the water
Skyboss1996: Free hat!
vampirenightclock: do you ever just wonder something while also knowing exactly what to expect
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, HORSE WEAPONS
Skyboss1996: gotta hold onto this hat for the reverend.
m0nkeyrama: Hat's really big
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:02.
DiscordianTokkan: Are those weapons FOR the horse, or stowed with the horse?
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SnackPak_: Hi Adam
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TehAmelie: never give a horse a gun
arcbound_roomba: Oh, I don't think it will make a difference either. Still...
m0nkeyrama: Lol, stowed on the horse only, unfortunately
SnackPak_: Oh no, I never thought of a name
Himyul: it's been bacon?
SquareDotCube: If you want a Snak Pak, you gotta have a Lunchable
TehAmelie: Bravestarr?
Omthebox: SnackSnack
Lord_ZYRK: DiscordianTokkan it's like a James Bond car. Missile launchers stowed under the haunches.
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supertwinkman: what's a cool thing for 2 months?
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BusTed: I didn't watch it.
DiscordianTokkan: Cowboys of Moo Mesa?
ZeroArcana: Thirty Thirty!
BusTed: But I remember the title.
arcbound_roomba: I guess the current equivalent is a violent, western Bojack Horseman
Lord_ZYRK: More like S n a c c p a c c amirite Kappa
Omthebox: No OpieOP
SnackPak_: I like Tapioca as a name
Skyboss1996: Subberiono
Omthebox: Tapioca is a nice name.
Zu_o: That's the plushiversary @LoadingReadyRun isn't it?
m0nkeyrama: You did it! \ PogChamp /
Lord_Hosk: The Toy coudl shoot with infared?
TehAmelie: the horse pooped, such realism
supertwinkman: 2 monrh fuck, hmmmmm
Lord_Hosk: wait no that was bravestar
Lord_ZYRK: Two months? You doubled your sub length PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Also, did that horse really just poop WutFace
Omthebox: How come your mom lets you have two months of subs DansGame
TehAmelie: i thought it was Bravestar
Lord_ZYRK: Omthebox LUL
supertwinkman: @Lord_ZYRK LUL
Opie74: Captian Power
BusTed: Captain Power
TheMerricat: caltain lower
darkecologist: captain power was the best
BusTed: He was in a ship.
psychopez: captain power
psychopez: i had all the captain power guns
TreeVor84: Silverhawks was great!
darkecologist: if you look up captain power on wikipedia, it had a huge budget
DiscordianTokkan: Fighting Crime, for a Future Time!
Lord_Hosk: Siiiilllverr hawksssss
TehAmelie: i did like the horse in Bravestar. his gun could shoot harder the angrier he was
BusTed: Miss Demeanor!
psychopez: wore out tge vhs tapes for captain power
Odinson819: C.O.P.S. doesn't hold up
flyingdelorean79: And they call me: Bulletproof
Lord_Hosk: that was worse
Skyboss1996: Oh hello ADAM FROM MY HEAD
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Lord_Hosk: Its it hot in here... or is it just Adam
m0nkeyrama: Sounds fine
Lord_ZYRK: Adam Savidan: less warm, still hott Kreygasm
NerdsHome: i just logged on and it looked like Adam was doing a shimmy for the camera
BrindleBoar: where's the money, Lebowski
Simonark: Captain Power was made by the people who did Babylon 5 next
TehAmelie: maybe this gives us a chance to rewrite history to stop the prison industry in its infancy
Skyboss1996: Well, stole is a strong word. We're holding onto it until the Reverend wakes up
arcbound_roomba: Ah the old debtors belong in prison bit, where people who can't pay their debt go to prison.......where they can........ earn money to pay their debt? Huh
m0nkeyrama: Have we given up the mustachio'd life?
darkecologist: we know this is your homework larry
Inkstain82: Do you what they call a big mac on Canadian Netflix?
Odinson819: tried watching c.o.p.s a few years ago with my friend for our saturday moring cartoon and video game marathons we do on sunday, was sad that it didn't hold up
Lord_ZYRK: This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps SwiftRage
supertwinkman: wait, you have to shave in this game??
TehAmelie: hey, i never expected to have to shave over and over again in reality
m0nkeyrama: Just wondering, beard looks good too
Skyboss1996: Have to? No. Can? Yes
Lord_Hosk: so are you just stealing the preachers hat?
Skyboss1996: Borrowing
Skyboss1996: He'll get it back
DiscordianTokkan: Checked: The Big Lebowski is no longer on Canadian Netflix, nor is it on Crave of Amazon Prime Videos
Lord_ZYRK: More like BORROW-MING MingLee
Doom4114: or "taking it as payment
Odinson819: adam more than earned that hat
DiscordianTokkan: *or Amazon Prime
Lord_Hosk: "Im not stealing... Im taking, without permission, or intent on returning..."
Skyboss1996: Hyaaa
Lord_ZYRK: You wonder why you don't banish me to the Shadow Realm? Kappa
TheMerricat: thats a mustache thatd make Tom sellak blush
m0nkeyrama: He did drop it, we claimed it fair and square
KartoffelKaiser: I don't think horses eat meat. I don't know though i'm not a horse cop
TehAmelie: i feel like The Big Lebowski should just be naturally occurring at this point. it's probably showing on at least one TV channel wherever you live right now
Skyboss1996: Being a criminal's expensive
Amentur: Being a bad criminal doesn't pay lrrBEEJ
Blazeirian: he isn't stealing he is just borrowing for an extend period of time, without any knowledge of what said time period might be
Skyboss1996: Morgan, read!
darkecologist: punch him until he learns english
m0nkeyrama: We're a bully :(
TehAmelie: is that what they call the school of hard knoks?
arcbound_roomba: Massive head trauma helps with language learning and acquisition
Skyboss1996: Time to loot!
TehAmelie: hey, my grandparents had that corner cabinet
KartoffelKaiser: close the cabinets behind you.
m0nkeyrama: Sick bully loot seabatHITBOX
KartoffelKaiser: how rude :|
Inkstain82: "Punch them until they learn English," World History 1946-20??
Skyboss1996: let's take his fruit!
TehAmelie: too real
CapnRobert: you can click in both thumbsticks and the game will highlight what you can interact with
Lord_ZYRK: He's gotta have something hidden. . . something valuable both monetarily and emotionally. . .
Lord_Hosk: he is standing in front of that bench in the main room...
frozenphoenix7: How's it going folks
KartoffelKaiser: We have cowboy vision? Seriously?
SquareDotCube: Take the mirror, it's probably made of silver lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: just today i read those chests have killed 36 people in the last 50 years or so
Skyboss1996: damn, he's got nothing
KartoffelKaiser: Close them behind you >:|
Lord_Hosk: behind him
PsychOMGG: hes conveniently standing in front of a drawer to block it
TehAmelie: somewhat underwhelming as far as scary household objects go
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Skyboss1996: Whelp, I think we're done here
darkecologist: he steals from the poor and gives to the rich
Skyboss1996: The thrilling life of a outlaw!
Lord_ZYRK: We're SO proud, Adam Kappa
frozenphoenix7: We're the government!
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah but you left all his drawers open >:|
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeehaw
m0nkeyrama: Proud of a bully DansGame
TehAmelie: to be fair you shouldn't borrow money you can't pay back
MrThirdParty: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 45:11.
KartoffelKaiser: To be fair if you are in a position where you have to borrow money to survive you don't have a choice in the matter
arcbound_roomba: Leaving the draws open was the ultimate BM
DoctorOfBeard: every time
Himyul: depends how many trains you introduce them to
m0nkeyrama: How many horses are we going to run over with a train Kappa
Skyboss1996: ow
ZeroArcana: lrrGOAT
KartoffelKaiser: Skyrim horse un-confirmed.
phorrestgaze: oof oof oow
Lord_ZYRK: Kappa //
BusTed: Not Skyrim horse.
Laserbeaks_Fury: So not Skyrim horse
Scrubbodiestobears: how many more times are we going to have to bond with the horse?
Skyboss1996: No skyrim horse
m0nkeyrama: Suuure isn't
supertwinkman: not skyrim horse
vampirenightclock: good thing you fed it
darkecologist: after that, you'll have to bond again
Skyboss1996: wat
Scrubbodiestobears: that sure was a load screen
DiscordianTokkan: Autosave?
thatchesterguy: eyyyy adam!
Skyboss1996: was that a... load screen?
BusTed: 3 hours later...
m0nkeyrama: Random sky loadscreen WutFace
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh this must be a plot night
KartoffelKaiser: not another drinking scene pls
frozenphoenix7: It happens the first time you get back to camp after rescuing Sean
frozenphoenix7: Forced party for Sean
m0nkeyrama: Oh right, this guy
Lord_ZYRK: Just a little one! You. . . me. . . a bottle of wine. . . no pants KappaPride
Skyboss1996: Yup
frozenphoenix7: You can just sleep to pass it
CapnRobert: you can talk to people in the camp sit with them and it fleshes out their stories and the world
r10pez10: oh like IRL parties
CapnRobert: its up to you though
Skyboss1996: Everybody's happy hes back and not dead. Aaaand like real life, we'll got to bed and ignore it
CapnRobert: basically want to read the flavor text
m0nkeyrama: Odd that it just triggered even though we were here earlier
r10pez10: woooow adam
Laserbeaks_Fury: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
frozenphoenix7: #meirl
KartoffelKaiser: yeah this too is how i survive parties
BusTed: Time now for a gooood sit.
arcbound_roomba: BibleThump
m0nkeyrama: benginCry benginCry benginCry
r10pez10: find a dog to pat
Kramburger: This is too real
Himyul: hey, you got all the booze, though
TehAmelie: i wonder if they'll put in some kind of minigame that combines booze, hookers and blackjack
r10pez10: that's _me_ at parties
DiscordianTokkan: lrrAWW lrrFRUMP seabatYIKES
m0nkeyrama: Pet the horse to feel better seabatBRAIN
KartoffelKaiser: pro tip: find the animal. Animals are good people
Lord_ZYRK: When I try to do that people somehow start congregating around me.
TehAmelie: maybe just make that game. they can call it Rockstar games: the game
m0nkeyrama: wow, this song
Lord_ZYRK: You don't know the lyrics, Adam Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is like Mass Effect, everyone's Arthur looks different
Lord_Hosk: this song isnt not appropriate for preachers
KartoffelKaiser: wait no nvm that guy is me. Reading at the party
TehAmelie: i'm gonna sing a little tune, and Mr Colt here will accompany me
Lord_ZYRK: You can't just randomly yell F R O O T F R O O T in every song, Adam DansGame
Skyboss1996: This party sucks! Let's go back to the bar with lenny and... all 40 other lennies
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Lord_Hosk: Oh you arent a preacher? I was confused... by the preacher hat Kappa
r10pez10: the lenny scene was so good
TehAmelie: i'm assuming we have a colt pistol
NarishmaReborn: no bounty? let's go earn one
CapnRobert: yeah that was the one
FarleyF: I'm going off to find a real party with blackjack and hookers Kappa
frozenphoenix7: You do own clothes that are good in the cold by default, you just have to put them on at your tent in camp
r10pez10: the game is so purdy
Markster981: this a lot prettier at night tbh
frozenphoenix7: (Or make an outfit there and save it to your horse to carry them)
darkecologist: i've seen Deadwood, and they don't sing PollyWollyDoodle all night, or whatever
Skyboss1996: it's a very bright night
CapnRobert: you can also store clothes on your horse up to three outfits
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh, you're still on the Dbet collecting quest
frozenphoenix7: Yeah, you have your clothes from the beginning of the game
Lord_ZYRK: Go play dress-up? PogChamp
arcbound_roomba: Game takes a wild turn; suddenly dinosaurs
vampirenightclock: i think its funny how cowboys are associated with the wild west, but you are currently in one of the Eastern most states
Lord_Hosk: its suprising how bright night is when you arent expecting electic lights
Skyboss1996: ow
Lord_ZYRK: FailFish
m0nkeyrama: That was fun
BusTed: Pardon.
Markster981: hahaha
KartoffelKaiser: horse collision simulator 2018
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
r10pez10: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
CapnRobert: damn it was an accident and that guy just starts shooting
Skyboss1996: CRAP
darkecologist: lol
Skyboss1996: Nothin' to see here
Scrubbodiestobears: man, that midnight traffic is killer
7gorobei: so much for no bounty
Mowdownjoe: Adam, how can you be live on your home stream and live here?
frozenphoenix7: @arcbound_roomba You say that, but there is a side mission to find dinosaur bones
KartoffelKaiser: "You can't prove I killed this guy whose body I'm hiding!"
m0nkeyrama: Oh nooo, a witness
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Skyboss1996: IT was self defeeeense!
Airrrick: just a quick dump in the bushes
Omthebox: What did I say about witnesses Adam
r10pez10: RDR2, forever paying off bounties
Lord_ZYRK: Can't a man and his mannequin enjoy a night-time mosey IN PEACE?!
Laserbeaks_Fury: At least he didn't ID you
TheSeg: 14 of supporting LLR
CapnRobert: you can get through the whole game without much trouble not paying off bounties
Omthebox: Too fast BabyRage
KartoffelKaiser: no witnesses asterisk
m0nkeyrama: We have mad auto aim, though BabyRage
Omthebox: I forgot the second baby rage NotLikeThis
KartoffelKaiser: that's a cheap murder tbf
Lord_ZYRK: But was he too furious?
mtvcdm: We're worth at LEAST 20.
Diabore: 15 dollars to kill a man? deal
DiscordianTokkan: Man, a guy runs into you with his horse and starts shooting you, and YOU get the blame? Jeez/
CapnRobert: yeah bounty hunters will show up sometimes if you dont pay off the bounty but they all ride up in a group of 6 on horses always so deadeye mark em all in the head dispatched them easily each time
m0nkeyrama: Probably have to find him in that area
Skyboss1996: Wake me up
frozenphoenix7: May not be able to do the quest with a bounty
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or the bounty interferes with you starting missions
frozenphoenix7: Or may be too late at night.
r10pez10: reminder that the lead singer of evanescence released a children's album
TehAmelie: and on the day the figure out to come at you seven at a time, do you invent the seven shot revolver?
CapnRobert: I never had my bounty interfere with starting missions, and had one most of the time, did you see it actually interfere @Laserbeaks_Fury @frozenphoenix7
Lord_Hosk: Pocket sand!
mtvcdm: Punchy time!
Lord_Hosk: New hat!
frozenphoenix7: I haven't, but I generally dont have bounties so... @capnrobert
m0nkeyrama: His stache is bigger than ours seabatYIKES
KartoffelKaiser: Moustache battle!
Lord_ZYRK: He has not heard the Good Word of your footsies
TehAmelie: something something so much for the tolerant left hook
Markster981: ah oh aho oha ouch ah ah
Skyboss1996: But our mustache is better
Skyboss1996: Our hat now
mtvcdm: Ours now
Lord_ZYRK: It WAS his hat
CapnRobert: yeah pretty sure having a bounty means you just have to dispatch bounty hunters when they show up, and sometimes sneak by the law
m0nkeyrama: Hat collector simulator
Fruan: All hats are your hat
Inkstain82: It *was* his hat
TehAmelie: to the victor goes the bowler
Skyboss1996: Witness!
Lord_Hosk: what is it with people
mister_wise_guy: Whoo, bowler hat!
DiscordianTokkan: CHH CHHH CHH CHH --Haaaa haaa haaa haa
Kramburger: Goddamn people seeing things and remembering them
r10pez10: i took this money good and fair
Lord_Hosk: He doesnt even have a hat
Skyboss1996: o hes dead
arcbound_roomba: put him on the tracks
KartoffelKaiser: Hide it on the tracks Kappa
cheetoJack: hide it on the tracks, no one will see it
Skyboss1996: if he gets hit by a train...
Omthebox: Gotta hide the body, these tracks should do.
Lord_Hosk: You are gonna chain this into the entire town...
Laserbeaks_Fury: He'll live through that
mtvcdm: The perfect murder.
m0nkeyrama: Wooow
Inkstain82: That won't even be lethal and he'll be way easier to catch next time
frozenphoenix7: Like a tube of toothpaste
mtvcdm: We're merciful!
Lord_Hosk: "hey why did you punch ralph" (punches next guy) HEY! why did you punch tony? (heavy sigh punches next guy)
CapnRobert: tap left on the dpad
frozenphoenix7: You should have a mission there with Hosea, but maybe it's too late at night.
CapnRobert: instead of hold
frozenphoenix7: (Or unavailable until the Sean party finishes)
vampirenightclock: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:24.
m0nkeyrama: We can set up camp and sleep through the party
frozenphoenix7: I'm just guessing, I'm not suren
m0nkeyrama: Maybe?
Omthebox: Sleeping is so ResidentSleeper
SquareDotCube: UIs being terrible in a Rockstar game? What else is new?
Brian_Engineering: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Kramburger: Otaku John, the socially akward cowboy
r10pez10: you have to eat to keep your health core up adam
Lord_ZYRK: Gotta fuel that greed somehow
SquareDotCube: Burritos.
CataclysmicReverb: adam youve been streaming for 15 days we're worried about you you need to eat something
phorrestgaze: streaming is the new fad in intermittent fasting
m0nkeyrama: Wow, sleeping for hours is an option
frozenphoenix7: Sleep to non? This really is me irl
m0nkeyrama: 20
ReverseCreations: just leave it there, Smokey won't hunt you down or anything <_<
mister_wise_guy: The best way to sleep past noon is to stay up til 7am
SquareDotCube: Just sleep until it's 1990 again
CapnRobert: pretty sure their still down from the party for the day after it
Skyboss1996: Legendary Grizzly bear
KartoffelKaiser: And it was literally just a bear in a hat
m0nkeyrama: LUL That would be amazing
r10pez10: skrt
m0nkeyrama: Smokey DLC when?
Diabore: gonna go all triple h and BURY U
Lord_ZYRK: Just a big fuckin grizzly in a duster LUL
Lord_Hosk: PUT (clang) OUT (clang) your (clang) FIRE!
KartoffelKaiser: Like he doesn't say a word, just beats the shit out of you and walks away
CapnRobert: their is a trophy that was real fun to get that is have a 250$ bounty in each state then survive 3 in game days once you have it
SquareDotCube: Or just tosses the shovel like in Far Cry 5
Kramburger: Sounds like a Watch + Play pallet cleanser
Lord_Hosk: ohhh you can get a new hat
Lord_ZYRK: Yeees, SquareDotCube, yeeeeeeesss
Skyboss1996: Borrowing this!
BusTed: Bamboozled!
r10pez10: uhhhh
r10pez10: nice steeplechase
tvenn: ez mode shoot the horse hes on
KartoffelKaiser: can't you just shoot his horse?
wildpeaks: physics are just a suggestion in this game
m0nkeyrama: Another new horse, this time with magical suspension PogChamp
Skyboss1996: there goes that bird
blast_shark: You found a skyrim horse
r10pez10: yeah take out his tyres
Lord_ZYRK: KOBE has been called
Skyboss1996: map?!
mtvcdm: Helps to have a map.
TehAmelie: ow, the deep cuts
Skyboss1996: No maps! Just tell us about the money
mtvcdm: No witnesses
m0nkeyrama: Making us work for the money DansGame
mtvcdm: River!
r10pez10: uhhh
wildpeaks: on the tracks ? :D
BusTed: I think that's the law.
Markster981: thats what mum used to say anyway
wildpeaks: perfect :D
KartoffelKaiser: You were threatening to do something if the map was bad *after* you killed him
BrindleBoar: someone should quote that
Skyboss1996: there we go.
Inkstain82: Train won't even hit him there. Just go right over.
Endlesswarrior2: Does anyone know how to catch legendary catfishDoes anyone know how to catch legendary catfish
Lord_ZYRK: m0nkeyrama we work hard for the money, so you better treat us right.
KartoffelKaiser: what a useless fucking map
Skyboss1996: In a hole. In a tree.
SquareDotCube: Te cow catcher might give him a rough time
r10pez10: dickbutt on the back
Skyboss1996: HOW USELESS
m0nkeyrama: Nice map, we know there's a tree involved
Lord_ZYRK: The treasure lies. . . in the void WutFace
Omthebox: Its only visible in the light of a full moon!
KartoffelKaiser: In a hole in a tree, somewhere in the world
BusTed: Quick, get some fire.
Skyboss1996: Let's find a ... tree.
tvenn: adam do you like the game
NarishmaReborn: there's a treasure map? on the back of the declaration of independence?
Kramburger: Less of a map and more of a series of insatructions
r10pez10: national treasure was a great movie
Lord_Hosk: !addquote (Adam) [now] Its not murder if they are asleep right twitch chat?
LRRbot: New quote #5489: "Its not murder if they are asleep right twitch chat?" —Adam [2018-11-08]
SquareDotCube: I misread the map and build a coffee table instead. What's a coffee table?
m0nkeyrama: Seems legit seabatBRAIN
silenceaux: Yes, basically
Skyboss1996: maybe a little
KartoffelKaiser: It depends on the jurisdiction. Almost always yes.
BrindleBoar: Adam, Snidely Whiplash is not a proper role model.
TehAmelie: [confused dog meme: give treasure. no treasure map. only treasure.]
mtvcdm: Sure he is
Diabore: only if youre caught
DiscordianTokkan: Just don't forget to get your original horse back, Otaku Jeff had your rifle
m0nkeyrama: Definitely at least a little bit murder seabatSEAL
Inkstain82: Train tracks scare away bears. It's for his own safety. You'd be a monster *not* to leave him there.
NarishmaReborn: this is still some other person's horse
Amentur: Attempted manslaughter at the least I'd guess
Skyboss1996: UOH OH
KartoffelKaiser: wait does otaku jeff live in this timeline?
BusTed: Muttley is the one with that wheezing laugh.
spicydungus: lrrFINE
Lord_ZYRK: This is fine
m0nkeyrama: Huh
wildpeaks: welp
PaperDoopliss: Time for some Skyrim-walking
KartoffelKaiser: just leave the horse there it'll be fine.
supertwinkman: phew
BusTed: Guess we're going here now.
Lord_Hosk: maybe not 100% murder, maybe only like 97.4% murder
m0nkeyrama: Is that how horses work
Skyboss1996: ow
wildpeaks: "see" :D
r10pez10: that should not have worked
Inkstain82: Always had it. Never didn't have it.
Elecguts: all good
Lord_ZYRK: 👏
silenceaux: Bit of a hiccup on the dismount
BusTed: SeemsGood
amythist: nearly saves it, biffs the landing
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
m0nkeyrama: Lol
Skyboss1996: ow. again
r10pez10: oh my GOD
wildpeaks: :D
Lord_Hosk: You slide all the way down a mountain just fine...
PaperDoopliss: That poor horse BibleThump
silenceaux: That sure sounded like your horse just broke a leg
supertwinkman: jesus christ
m0nkeyrama: This horse does not like you
KartoffelKaiser: honestly the horse collisions are the best part of this game
BusTed: Rub some dirt on it.
Lord_Hosk: a 1 foot tall rock... Dead
Lord_ZYRK: The judges are going to knock some points for the landing for sure Kappa
tvenn: its the big one
DiscordianTokkan: Big tree with a hole in it?
DiscordianTokkan: That oen!
Talin06: good luck finding your old horse
m0nkeyrama: He'll get there
wildpeaks: what are we looking for ?
Lord_ZYRK: Go left? Kappa
mtvcdm: That was old horse. Not ours anymore.
r10pez10: marxo
blast_shark: That horse is gonna bite/stomp the shit out of you
KartoffelKaiser: pollo
Lord_Hosk: Its over there...
wildpeaks: oh, treasure map
Lord_Hosk: no there
Lord_Hosk: no there
Lord_ZYRK: Cowboy Detective Vision?
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Turn around.
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Turn around.
mtvcdm: LRRbot is adamant.
r10pez10: uhh lrrbot you ok
wildpeaks: lrrbot on point :D
m0nkeyrama: He did it! \ seabatBRAIN /
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Skyboss1996: nobody expects bear trap
KartoffelKaiser: You'd put your arm in and it wouldn't come out
Diabore: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
BusTed: Haha.
ReverseCreations: So it'd be streamed on Watch and Play?
TehAmelie: horror game idea: horses are carnivorous
KartoffelKaiser: @TehAmelie pls no
DiscordianTokkan: Get your original horse back because it had your stuff
silenceaux: Put in a bear trap that's too ungainly to get out the hole when it's closed around someone's hand
KartoffelKaiser: pls no :(
ReverseCreations: Look at camp, there's a gold marker there..
Talin06: how is that bad advice? Kappa
r10pez10: twist: horses _are_ carniverous
m0nkeyrama: It definitely sounds like peak W+P material
Lord_Hosk: The crate smasher game yestreday was amazing
DiscordianTokkan: Well... Especially now
KartoffelKaiser: That horse has had enough of your shit
Lord_ZYRK: Nobody saw that Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Lol, poor horse has had enough
mtvcdm: We only wanted to love you horse!
wildpeaks: horse just noped outta there
Kramburger: RIGHT. I have a game I need to gift to Watch and Play for a pallet cleanser. It's a heck of a thing
r10pez10: froot froot
the_one_and_only_kim: you crash your horse 1 too many times, and this is what happens
m0nkeyrama: Sick of running into boulders and off of cliffs seabatYIKES
TehAmelie: now don't you feel like a horse's backside
KartoffelKaiser: just steal a train to get back to where you need to be Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP
KartoffelKaiser: yo wait what the fuck
wildpeaks: welp, this is not worrying at all
NarishmaReborn: uhhhh
Papperslappen: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Skyboss1996: Spooky shit man lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: loot the dead
m0nkeyrama: Creepy af
silenceaux: Suddenly Bloodborne??
TehAmelie: umm
Lord_Hosk: Thats frank... the skeleman
mtvcdm: loot them
supertwinkman: lrrSPOOP
KartoffelKaiser: this is some cultist shit
wildpeaks: so this is where DB moved the bonezone, got it :D
Skyboss1996: Found the bone zone
r10pez10: grant us thighs
darkecologist: i don't remember kuhkowaba from the bible
Inkstain82: #unexpectedlovecraft
m0nkeyrama: Wild west cult WutFace
Lord_ZYRK: Kuhkowaba sits in the old gum treee
BrindleBoar: Mormons!
wolf2012pack: ailens
phorrestgaze: too tall
KartoffelKaiser: Speak to us, Skeleton Tom Cruise!
Himyul: That's his great-great-great-grandfather, Thomas Cruise
r10pez10: collectibles!
Vanbael: new theitems who dis
VoidByAnyOtherName: were there cowboy hoarders?
Lord_ZYRK: Who wore their shoes to bed? DansGame
Lord_Hosk: There was another card on that nightstand where you found the first card
BusTed: WutFace
Skyboss1996: I only put them on when its chilly
Himyul: Right around their necks
KartoffelKaiser: I am one of them if it is cold enough. Not shoes tho
NerdsHome: blasphemous
NarishmaReborn: okay if by accident
DiscordianTokkan: Aged Pirate Rum!
supertwinkman: i always do it, it's chilly in wisconsin
Diabore: my feet get cold without socks
Vanbael: what about sleeping with one sock on
BrindleBoar: I guess if it's cold enough? Not for me though
r10pez10: i wear flipflops to bed
Inkompetence: I don't stand on them, that's rude!
cheetoJack: If you sleep with your socks on thats your thing. I won't yuck your yum
Furrbahl: Heavens gate like cult
silenceaux: Shoes on when you don't have to is a crime and I will see them imprisoned for such obscenity
m0nkeyrama: Sleeping with socks only if it's really cold
revjakenash: Against it, 00%
Rekiara: Regular socks = never. Extra fluffy ones = when it's freezing temps out
Lord_ZYRK: People that sleep with their socks on are one step above serial killers
Nefarious_Ned: Nope, nope nope nope
Skyboss1996: yikes
r10pez10: well ... where's the one sock
Amentur: What about sleeping with wet socks?
Furrbahl: shoes all look the same
phorrestgaze: I sleep with sock on, but they're special bed socks, not just the ones wear out.
VoidByAnyOtherName: one sock is the sign of a psychopath
m0nkeyrama: WutFace
MrThirdParty: when I'm calling in the cold I wear socks all the time. otherwise I wear socks as little as possible.
NerdsHome: is that y9our horse over there?
MrThirdParty: camping
supertwinkman: did anyone else ever lose their socks in their sleep?
the510: sleep with one sock on and one shoe on, but they're on different feet
KartoffelKaiser: @r10pez10 |:(
blast_shark: Sleeping with one big sock for both feet
TehAmelie: sleep with a shirt for pants
supertwinkman: @blast_shark that's called a blanket
MrThirdParty: we socks are the worst
VoidByAnyOtherName: a giant sock onesie
DiscordianTokkan: Or a sleeping bag: the BIGGEST sock
wildpeaks: sleep inside a giant sock
r10pez10: a sleeping bag is just a sock
r10pez10: yeah
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Rekiara: What about socks inside a set of footie PJs
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah just wear one big sock for your whole body
Himyul: it's on the edge of the minimap
ReverseCreations: left yonder?
FarleyF: Depends do you wear three socks, two on the feet and one on the Junk Kappa
Fruan: Chat has invented the sleeping bag. Well done.
r10pez10: a potato sack
Skyboss1996: i mean... wierd flex but ok
m0nkeyrama: Arthur has little baby hops
Koshindan: Is a sleeping bag a sandwich?
Vyous: You can see your horse on the minimap
Kramburger: Dressing as a sock sounds like something a 4 year old decides to do for Halloween "I WANNA BE A SOCK!"
Lord_ZYRK: Are footie pajamas like a snuggie for your legs?
TehAmelie: or just sleep curled up in your closet because you don't want to challenge your dog
r10pez10: hobo a train back home
VoidByAnyOtherName: what did you take out of that... fowl
Skyboss1996: yup. just one big slice
darkecologist: i got a horse right here. his name's otaku jeff.
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah i'll just put that raw meat into my bag nbd
Erudite_Cynic: they made my cousin sleep with socks on his hands because he would scratch is face bloody in his sleep.
Lagrangeismyhomie: Hey, Adam! Hey, Chat! This game is good, but the scene that lets you kill a suffragette is a little over-the-top. (Yes, I know, this is Rockstar we are talking about, but still)
Coolgyman: Is it Desert Bus yet?
Skyboss1996: I guess we'll take the train
wildpeaks: can we ride in trains ?
VoidByAnyOtherName: oh man db's tomorrow huh
Amentur: !dbcountdown
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Lord_ZYRK: Erudite_Cynic did they try calling an old priest and a young priest? Kappa
Kramburger: @Lagrangeismyhomie Is it a scene or something that people do?
CapnRobert: you can recall your horse to any stable I think there is one south of here
Tecnocrat: You know, they hang horse thieves.
Irreps: Grand Theft Horse.
FarleyF: Not only can we ride in trains we can Hijack them
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Kramburger, I suppose I should not call it a scene
Lagrangeismyhomie: You are correct
Erudite_Cynic: @Lord_ZYRK nope they put socks on his hands
DiscordianTokkan: It's levelling your stamina at least..?
Skyboss1996: Hey you? You were trying to cross the border right? Same as us, and that horse thief
mtvcdm: Free horse!
VoidByAnyOtherName: free horse you say
KartoffelKaiser: I cant believe you got away with that
Himyul: they didn't even lock it? WutFace
Skyboss1996: we sure did get away with that
wildpeaks: lrrSACK
Lord_ZYRK: KartoffelKaiser that was my strat more than once in Breath of the Wild. "Whelp, I'm about to die. I guess I'll start cramming down fistfuls of this raw meat I've been carrying around for two weeks.
Kramburger: @Lagrangeismyhomie When I heard about it, I assumed that it was just alt-righters being 'edgy' in the open world
Skyboss1996: they left the keys in the... wherever you keep your keys in a horse
KartoffelKaiser: yeah i can't believe the horse alarm didn't go off
ReverseCreations: maybe try donating to the camp??
DiscordianTokkan: It'd be funny if this horse was the same one that threw you off
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Himyul no Club, no LoJack, no nothing
Kramburger: Games that have some sort of all-seeing crime rader suck
KartoffelKaiser: @Lord_ZRYK a time honored strategy.
CapnRobert: no you can get away with crimes in this no one saw you take that horse so your good
arcbound_roomba: Some of it
TehAmelie: information should obey the laws of thermodynamics
VoidByAnyOtherName: how do you lock a horse with the club?
Fruan: "It is now"
Skyboss1996: Damsel rescuing time!
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Kramburger True. I mean, GTA has been letting players do horrible things forever
Issurru: well, I hate to say it. But it happens to the best of us
wildpeaks: :D
Skyboss1996: ahahaah
Lord_ZYRK: I didn't know we were playing Captain Obvious PogChamp
Issurru: just put er down
KartoffelKaiser: W O W
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear
silenceaux: cold
DiscordianTokkan: seabatYIKES
ReverseCreations: gdi, Savidan
MTGVincent: WOW
Skyboss1996: COLD AS ICE
r10pez10: jesus
mtvcdm: Stone. cold.
Issurru: damn shame what happened there
BusTed: It was a trap, for sure.
CapnRobert: lol
the510: yikes
KartoffelKaiser: Adam "No Chill" Savidan
m0nkeyrama: leaving her alive? Kappa
circusofkirkus: well, this don't look good for you
silenceaux: lrrFRUMP
Inkstain82: well, die then
circusofkirkus: leaves
Skyboss1996: Stone cold! Stone cold! Stone Cold!
KartoffelKaiser: Adam "Life Long Heel" Savidan
VoidByAnyOtherName: she's lucky adam didn't just shoot her
mtvcdm: "Well, this don't look good for you. Welp, bye."
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Lord_ZYRK: VoidByAnyOtherName she's lucky Adam didn't run horse-first into her
Skyboss1996: the kind of heel that people love to boo?
Diabore: i can see you being a career heel like million dollar man
r10pez10: i misread that as horsefist
Himyul: between you and lrrBEEJ , who do you think would be the bigger heel?
r10pez10: just punched with the horse
Lagrangeismyhomie: Savidan confirmed: will betray you for the lulz
the510: "hey look at me, i got a horse and working legs! smell ya later, NERD!" *rides off*
Kramburger: @Lagrangeismyhomie Yeah, it does bug me when people simply that the game makes the player do it, like it's the torture scene in GTAV
Skyboss1996: But booing because they love him
ReverseCreations: Adam the Largest Heel
KartoffelKaiser: Like you start feuds by antagonizing faces for no reason.
Skyboss1996: everybody loves a good vilian
TehAmelie: your finisher can be The Blender
VoidByAnyOtherName: nyooooooooong
r10pez10: stick a playing card in the horse-spokes
Skyboss1996: Call that special move the Hitbox
r10pez10: seabatHITBOX
KartoffelKaiser: Like you just walk up to people and say "Hey you. Yeah, you. Fuck you." Feud started.
Lord_ZYRK: Adam Savidan as Cole "The Tooth" Gates PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Himyul: !card dumbass
LRRbot: Dumb Ass [2R] | Creature — Donkey Barbarian [3½/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
Issurru: that's why red forman used it all the time LUL
blast__femur: "dumbass" has good mouthfeel
VoidByAnyOtherName: dumas
ReverseCreations: has there ever been a gimmick wrestler whose gimmick is stealing other people's finishers?
Erudite_Cynic: Chris Jericho but with a horse?
Lagrangeismyhomie: Have you guys seen the Binging with Babish episode on YouTube where he makes the bear stew
Skyboss1996: BOY
Lagrangeismyhomie: it's good
wildpeaks: boii
Lagrangeismyhomie: Bwoah
Lord_ZYRK: Lagrangeismyhomie does he use real bear?
Issurru: who does he think he is? Kratos? DansGame
r10pez10: we're exactly the same as the o'driscolls
chicken_mike: adam arent you like 6 foot 4? you should just get to squash people ala early nxt baron corbin.
arcbound_roomba: This is a dad of boy stream now
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Lord_ZYRK he does
blast__femur: I feel like the "love to hate him" kind of villain really got off the ground because of wrestling heels
Lord_ZYRK: Lagrangeismyhomie PogChamp
Kramburger: B O I
Skyboss1996: Oh, we've got some good money
Lagrangeismyhomie: and on a real fire
r10pez10: leatherworking time
blast__femur: or at least heels have a very unique texture to that kind of idea
m0nkeyrama: That must be a AAA requirement now, saying BOY a lot
Lord_ZYRK: I've only had some bear meat in sausage form once
Lagrangeismyhomie: he also adds in deer and rabbit
r10pez10: for our bigger bag
KartoffelKaiser: One of my favorite things about games set in the wild west is making snake oil actually do something
Lagrangeismyhomie: I had bear and deer, but never rabbit, oddly enough
TehAmelie: father-son relationships are in the mode as devs approach middle age
Skyboss1996: Camp money and Your money
Lord_ZYRK: I've never had rabbit either, Lagrangeismyhomie. Weird considering some of the other meats I've tried.
blast__femur: with your phone you can absorb twice as much twitch chat
KartoffelKaiser: "Have you heard about what we've been doing to get this debt I literally killed someone."
Skyboss1996: That tweet? Right now?
wildpeaks: what tweet
m0nkeyrama: Yay, popular tweet!
Lord_Hosk: That tweet
Kramburger: The spectator mode tweet?
TehAmelie: did it seem a bit weird he almost dipped his nose in the soup before discovering it smelled super bad?
wildpeaks: oh that tweet
Lagrangeismyhomie: what's the tweet?
Lord_Hosk: or the other tweet
r10pez10: ~lasttweet spectator
LRRTwitter: [3h ago] @loadingreadyrun> RT @WakeUpSuper> I’m excited to announce episode 3 of Spectator Mode: | Smash Bros Melee with @bobbyscar! | He was amazing to talk to and the interview came together great. He truly is the People’s Champ. You’ll be seeing this episode soon™️. 📷
Lagrangeismyhomie: sorry, I am not on Twitter because I have too many students on Twitter
KartoffelKaiser: Smash 4 chained into Smash Melee? PogChamp
Lord_ZYRK: ^ PogChamp
Kramburger: Had liked it, just retweeted. Just for you Adam
blast__femur: whaaaat Scar is so cool, that's exciting
m0nkeyrama: It's a smash bros cascade PogChamp PogChamp
Lagrangeismyhomie: Arthur is totally frumptacular
Mikiao: Can you run around in a rain barrel and suspenders like those old timey cartoons?
Lord_Hosk: THEE Bobby scar?
Omthebox: The bobby scar
Kramburger: From what I've seen of the smash community through spectator mode, it seems like a really chill and fun community. Well, funny, anyway
Lagrangeismyhomie: "The demon alcohol is my devil." Well, I'll drink tot hat.
r10pez10: whoa a talking letter
Lord_Hosk: to be fair... this is a letter, we arent speaking.
Pariah164: @Kramburger Oh, honey...
Skyboss1996: mawp
Skyboss1996: maaawp
mtvcdm: We need the Ken Burns zoom.
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ken Burns effect
CapnRobert: you mean more good than bad right?
Lord_Hosk: ummm
SkylerRingtail: "More bad then good?"
m0nkeyrama: More good than bad, but yeah!
Vyous: More bad than good?
Omthebox: More bad than good you say KAPOW
Skyboss1996: you mean the other way round?
KartoffelKaiser: more good than bad. You said it the other way but we know what you mean
KartoffelKaiser: <3
head_cannon: <message deleted>Adam "Every community has more bad than good" Savidan
Lagrangeismyhomie: more good than bad, surel;y, lol
Lord_Hosk: CLIP
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatBRAIN
Omthebox: QUOTE THAT
CapnRobert: also i agree
Lagrangeismyhomie: :-D
Omthebox: Don't let him get away
r10pez10: thanks adam
lilyoswald: The smash community is fine
wildpeaks: worried for a second :D
DiscordianTokkan: What's he SITTING on?
Himyul: too late, you already said which hill you'd die on Kappa
Mikiao: Exactly equal amounts of good and bad!!
Kramburger: @Pariah164 I obviously only know the community from S.M and the FINAL DESTINATION, NO ITEMS! meme
Lord_ZYRK: And the internet never stopped taking that out of context Kappa
Talin06: he is not skipping leg day
Lagrangeismyhomie: "I heard about a house" Yep, houses everywhere
Tiber727: Too late Adam, you said you'd die on that hill. Can't go back on it now.
Lagrangeismyhomie: CLIP IT (do not clip it)
m0nkeyrama: Man is great at sitting on an invisible chair
mtvcdm: Adam has requested no clip and no quote.
SquareDotCube: !findquote context
LRRbot: Quote #1946: "Does anyone have a context for this planet?" —Alex [2016-02-23]
KartoffelKaiser: Look man this is too important to meme about. I for one will not be clipping it
tehcrashxor: <message deleted>
Skyboss1996: Otaku Jeff!
KartoffelKaiser: @tehcrashxor >:|
Lagrangeismyhomie: dammit, come on people
mtvcdm: Please no tehcrashxor. You were just asked.
Lord_Hosk: dont worry, we will delete in on the back end
Vyous: Clip it, that's the ticket?
Omthebox: Don't worry, I'll remember for jokeing later.
DiscordianTokkan: @Lord_Hosk katesThank
m0nkeyrama: Asked us politely people, come on
r10pez10: so what's in the house
Skyboss1996: We're gonna do some crimes
SquareDotCube: clipped it, get a shame ticket
Lord_Hosk: when the streamer asks you not to do something, its generally not a good idea to 1. do it and then 2 post it in chat.
head_cannon: <message deleted>
mtvcdm: Oh ffs
KartoffelKaiser: see we can clip that. Adam saying he's the world's greatest criminal
Omthebox: There's more Jebaited
DiscordianTokkan: @head_cannon They literally asked you not too.
Kramburger: Speaking of bad in communities "Don't do the thing please!" *Community does the thing*
Skyboss1996: get that good strech
head_cannon: @DiscordianTokkan Oh, I always pause the stream when making clips. Sorry.
r10pez10: enhance
Skyboss1996: Zoom in! Enhance!
Himyul: Sometimes people say the opposite of what they meant to say. It's often funny, but apparently in this day and age, we can't laugh an honest mistake off.
Kramburger: Pretty good barn in the back sounds like a way of describing someone's booty
Himyul: could you imagine if a politician had made that mistake?
Lord_Hosk: THose of us that are here are going to laugh it off, but completely out of context it could be horrible
r10pez10: broadside of a barn
KartoffelKaiser: "We'll show him!" *is bad community*
Omthebox: Just you wait, when you become a big famous Dan in 10 years time I'll bring it back up. OpieOP
TemporallyAwry: Generally taking a qoute without context is considered "in bad faith" so ... yeah.
Himyul: I mean, most of the quote database is quotes out of context
r10pez10: i mean you're already real tall
NarishmaReborn: i mean, you might be big at least. sick gains and all
mtvcdm: in any case.
lilyoswald: if I thought I was going to be famous I would actively take steps to prevent that happening
Skyboss1996: the hell are they saying?
RvLeshrac: Do I have to watch the new Spectator Mode on a CRT?
Omthebox: Word. Skyboss1996
KartoffelKaiser: Yeah you're at least 1.5x bigger than I am so I'm pretty sure that makes you a better human being. Like 90% sure
Omthebox: Leshrac WutFace
Omthebox: Where have you been
Lord_ZYRK: Leshrac MingLee
RvLeshrac: !
Skyboss1996: Ah geez. I hate that CRT sound. It drives me nuts now
r10pez10: i'm not even sure i have CRTs kicking around anymore
RvLeshrac: Probably not, CRT is a divisive issue.
BusTed: Rest assured, it was very funny.
RvLeshrac: Best that you not bring it up.
azureHaights: Something about flagging felt?
r10pez10: i will buy a new plasma tv
KartoffelKaiser: ELI5 the CRT thing for melee?
ganstandt: hey adam you're slowly dying from the cold
Kramburger: CRT is like people who want cassette tapes to come back for reasons besides "I have an old car"
DiscordianTokkan: Well that's a fire
RvLeshrac: You're better off talking US elections than you are talking CRTs and Smash
Skyboss1996: Javier, did you set a fire?
Himyul: !badadvice
LRRbot: Aim for Third.
Omthebox: That was impressively bad stealth Adam.
m0nkeyrama: "stealth"
silenceaux: Shoot real nice for a dead guy
mtvcdm: If you loudly kill everyone, noone is alive to hear anything. Therefore, stealth.
Skyboss1996: Aurthur Shooting people * Speak real words, damn it!*
KartoffelKaiser: "hold on i need a venison break brb"
silenceaux: That was my 'old west' accent, did it carry or do I just sound like an idiot?
mtvcdm: In the FACE
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
CapnRobert: the tonics are what you want to restore your health completely food is just restoring your core
r10pez10: naw pardner it worked
Omthebox: He might still be alive.
Omthebox: Better check his pulse.
KartoffelKaiser: "Is he still alive?" super no
Skyboss1996: that man does not have any face
Himyul: is the farm of folksie sayings?
KartoffelKaiser: like his head doesn't exist anymore dead
mtvcdm: See? Nobody heard it. Nobody alive.
azureHaights: I believe that falls under "chunky salsa rule"
DiscordianTokkan: He basically said "Hide behind that rock, I'll make a distraction. Heh heh heh."
silenceaux: Do you think this happened often in the old west? The entire "an entire homestead gets massacred overnight" thing?
Skyboss1996: 40 bucks
Omthebox: What if. I don't want to help.
r10pez10: memework makes the screen work
gualdhar: So Adam have you seen the Desert Bus studio? what do you think?
KartoffelKaiser: 40 whole dollary-doos!? PogChamp
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m0nkeyrama: Arthur has the fastest growing facial hair on the planet PogChamp
Skyboss1996: 175 dollarie doos
azureHaights: @r10pez10 Memework makes the meme twerk
Skyboss1996: We've go money!
Fruan: Adam, what if you are my dad?
RvLeshrac: KartoffelKaiser: The short of it is that CRTs will do 100+hz at microseconds of latency, while the best LCDs or LEDs are ~1ms
KartoffelKaiser: doors killed Arthur's father that's why he shoulder charges them Kappa
Omthebox: I'm X years old.
RvLeshrac: KartoffelKaiser: Some people believe this is actually a difference that matters for humans.
KartoffelKaiser: @RvLeshrac ah, ok. Thank you for the explanation!
Kramburger: I feel like Adam's our Step-Dad. We have a trickey relationship with him, but at the end of the day he's just doing the best he can do
Skyboss1996: Mono-Shotgun
r10pez10: my friend managed to get one of the old hospital CRTs that they would use for diagnosis
r10pez10: it's like 40-inch two-person lift
azureHaights: Apparently now we're doing Friday the 13th The Game
thekeytoviktory: Hola Adam and chat
m0nkeyrama: Hi key!
Lord_ZYRK: thekeytoviktory seabatBRAIN /
RvLeshrac: KartoffelKaiser: That said, this is mostly just because people played it a decade ago on crap TVs, before we had low-latency displays, and were justifiably irritated, and no one has tried since.
thekeytoviktory: @m0nkeyrama and @lord_zyrk seabatBRAIN lrrHEART
silenceaux: A fish...?
Omthebox: My fish died, can I have a new horse.
RvLeshrac: KartoffelKaiser: And I'll grant that there's no way to know if a tournament is going to have garbage displays.
thekeytoviktory: I like my horses
SquareDotCube: And it was always the cheap goldfish that died in the next week
Omthebox: Yeah, something about it needing water to live? I don't know I'm not a fish doctor
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff had a fish for a little while benginCry
Skyboss1996: Oh they angry
wildpeaks: woops
Markster981: y e e t
Skyboss1996: VENGANCE
wildpeaks: horse noo
m0nkeyrama: Man people are quick to draw their weapons
KartoffelKaiser: Kill this man he killed our horse
BusTed: onoooo
Amentur: Horse is not okay BibleThump
Omthebox: Does this mean we can't have a fish?
BusTed: Such loyalty to our horse.
SquareDotCube: Kinda funny actually, taking care of fish properly actually hard than trying to take care of a cat or dog
r10pez10: "is that your blood?"
KartoffelKaiser: Otaku Jeff jr must be avenged
arcbound_roomba: Vengeance is all we have left now
Skyboss1996: Not Otaku Jeff!
m0nkeyrama: So is this horse number 3 or 4 for the day?
TehAmelie: my blood? nobody makes me bleed my own blood
Skyboss1996: Justice for Otaku Jeff!
CapnRobert: yeah there is an item called horse revive
r10pez10: if you have a horse revive tonic
wildpeaks: aww
Skyboss1996: SAVE HIM
mtvcdm: Who needs a horse revive when there are more horses?
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
SquareDotCube: If horse dies, everyone dies
saweeks: take it to the paint booth and it will be good as new
gualdhar: my god the horse is breathing smoke!
silenceaux: Don't worry random passer by, everything is okay, the horses are fine.
wildpeaks: that's reasonable SquareDotCube
Skyboss1996: NOT AGAIN
KartoffelKaiser: Rockstar models horse testicle shrinkage in cold weather for the sake of realism but it has horse res potions? What is this game
DiscordianTokkan: This damned game
Omthebox: Really Adam.
Amentur: Why Adam D:
m0nkeyrama: Whelp
KeiRaccoon: No Witnesses!
m0nkeyrama: That didn't take long
CapnRobert: lolol
wildpeaks: horse gps not on point :D
SkylerRingtail: Note to self: Never ride in a car with Adam
arcbound_roomba: ]Who taught you how to drive Adam?
Omthebox: I think you're doing this on purpose now LUL
m0nkeyrama: He just likes testing the horse physics Kappa
Himyul: I think it would be more realistic if you needed to exchange insurance information every time you collide with someone, then deal with the claims process
Amentur: 2 of those shells are probably in the other shotgun
MWGNZ: Hi Adam, you're looking great and I find Spectator Mode really interesting to watch!
arcbound_roomba: The pile of dead people have a problem with it
MrThirdParty: that one was his fault! stopped in the middle of the bridge!
Skyboss1996: Yeah, that guy didn't have his brake lights fixed! Totally not our fault
KartoffelKaiser: Look its the other people's fault that they get so salty they shoot us
m0nkeyrama: That's fun
Texan_Reverend: Hey, Chat. Having just arrived again, can I assume someone has already told Adam that his home stream is still live?
r10pez10: yeaaah\
silenceaux: The game as it is right now.
m0nkeyrama: Learning the melee lore
Texan_Reverend: I figured, and sorry since that's probably the bajillionth time you've heard it.
PsychOMGG: Again, i gotta say, melee is so sick. The people and the tech skill involved is so crazy. sure there's shitty people, but that goes with just about every community
Lord_ZYRK: d e e p l o r e
TehAmelie: that horse goes like it was put together by NASA
phorrestgaze: D E E P L O R E
KartoffelKaiser: can we give our horse warm weather gear. He seems cold :(
silenceaux: Ah, maybe I misunderstood what you meant there. I'll have to watch the video.
m0nkeyrama: I'm excited to learn, the game's been around forever
DiscordianTokkan: Tired horse is tired
Lord_ZYRK: I was literally to the "o" by the time you said that, Adam LUL
m0nkeyrama: lol zyrk
TehAmelie: why are we living this gangster life when we should just be breeding horses?
Lord_ZYRK: If they all like ice cream?
KartoffelKaiser: 5 gods of melee? I'm super looking forward to that episode of spectator mode
mtvcdm: Gotta feed that horse
Lord_ZYRK: Brains so big they're growing together seabatBRAIN
r10pez10: jigglypuff the true god
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
KartoffelKaiser: your horse is cold and hungry pls give it food and pats
PsychOMGG: As soon as I heard you were doing spectator mode I was like "well hes gotta show melee"
KartoffelKaiser: Oatcakes PogChamp
wildpeaks: this amount of snow must be so cold on those poor little horse legs
Lord_ZYRK: TehAmelie at least until we get the Gold Horse PogChamp
Kramburger: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:50:02.
TehAmelie: hue hue
r10pez10: awoo
Lord_ZYRK: OhMyDog
Skyboss1996: Bad doggos
r10pez10: awon't
saweeks: they kill the battery
phorrestgaze: 2 TANKY
silenceaux: I love the look of snow, I wish I was more resistant to cold.
mtvcdm: That wolf ate our battery!
Lord_ZYRK: First they're going to eat our battery NotLikeThis
SkylerRingtail: Poor puppers :c
TehAmelie: is two wolves considered a pack?
KartoffelKaiser: What the hell do these devs think wolves are. We shot at them and they didn't run away?
Lord_ZYRK: NotLikeThis *
m0nkeyrama: Good lord
VoidByAnyOtherName: OH MY GAWWWD
r10pez10: two wolves is a crowd
silenceaux: KartoffelKaiser Desperate? idk
mtvcdm: I'd be interesting in seeing an episode about iRacing, actually.
MWGNZ: I see the skinning animation has been upgraded from the first game
TehAmelie: i liked Kona where wolves would only attack you if there were three or more
head_cannon: Oh, neat. The old game always cut away so it could load the new model. Now it's 100% animated.
Lord_Hosk: the wolf keeps twitching
DiscordianTokkan: Now instead of Horse Cargo it's Horse Cargo Shorts
m0nkeyrama: uh
KartoffelKaiser: :D
mtvcdm: Slice leg. Flesh disappears.
VoidByAnyOtherName: it looks like you just yoinked the skin right off that wolf
TehAmelie: a butt blanket
m0nkeyrama: Ripped that skin right off, nicely rolled and everything
KartoffelKaiser: our horse shall have the warmest butt in the west
dougma: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:52:16.
r10pez10: that struck a chord
Skyboss1996: These guys are the worst guards.
Skyboss1996: Like... Slightest challenge? Give in
m0nkeyrama: Easily convinced
TehAmelie: imagine if you were standing naked in the snow and someone gave you like one half of a belt to cover the upper part of your butt. would that even be better or just worse?
CapnRobert: oh wow I tried defuse here and they just attacked
wildpeaks: "unarmed", he says
silenceaux: You are absolutely not unarmed
DiscordianTokkan: "I'm unarmed... except the guns on my back"
mtvcdm: That was a massive lie.
Skyboss1996: DRAW
wildpeaks: d.e.d.
KartoffelKaiser: B O D I E D
Lord_ZYRK: double kill
CapnRobert: so the slower you draw the more slowmo you get
r10pez10: see, it's called red dead because it shows dead in red
mtvcdm: Everyone wins!
silenceaux: Something about pulling R2 slowly?
CapnRobert: you want to press the trigger slowly
SquareDotCube: your slo mo
themysticmogul: Slowly. It's a pressure sensitive button.
TehAmelie: they were smarter than wolves
MWGNZ: wise choice by the partners
silenceaux: Wow, real nice friends you've got there
KartoffelKaiser: They saw you shoot him and said "fuck that"
Lord_ZYRK: They didn't actually have any ammo Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: "I am not going to die fighting a video game protagonist"
LetsConsider: I mean, he was the shooter in the camp
Lord_Hosk: You just one shot their boss man... he was superdude and you were like "nope you nothin"
Izandai: Adam your home stream is still live.
CapnRobert: you get his gun?
Lord_ZYRK: KartoffelKaiser MingLee
VoidByAnyOtherName: can you take a selfie?
mtvcdm: Adam knows.
wildpeaks: you have time magic, no wonder they ran
Izandai: Okay.
MWGNZ: is it a luigi board?
mtvcdm: Not much he can do about it until after this stream.
silenceaux: You'd also be really cold, look at the gaps in those logs...
TehAmelie: it always seems a bit weird when games let you skin the beasts you kill and loot the humans with the same button
Izandai: Reasonable.
m0nkeyrama: Take that mans hat PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: @MWGNZ A quigga borad?
r10pez10: the skins of beasts and the loot of humans
Lord_Hosk: They were playing Canadian Highlander Adam... you know how much time they have free to perfect their brews
r10pez10: that weggy board video makes me cry with laughter
Lord_ZYRK: Put a Luigi board in Smash you cowards
Skyboss1996: this guy's house sucks
m0nkeyrama: Too bad benginCry
VoidByAnyOtherName: "hey hey it's yo cowboi"
Skyboss1996: Take his gun!
CapnRobert: you can take his gun
DiscordianTokkan: You can get his gun at least
SquareDotCube: is it a better gun?
KartoffelKaiser: They ran because they didn't want to fucking die
Skyboss1996: hammer fanning?
SquareDotCube: now we can dual pistol
TehAmelie: you can see how the character might get confused in the excitement: loot, skin, loot, skin, loot, skin. . .oops
Skyboss1996: It's hard on the hand
Lord_ZYRK: It is not a great thing to do
DiscordianTokkan: You did Otaku Jeff a frighten
KartoffelKaiser: Fanning the hammer in real life seems unsafe
Izandai: If you went to a firing range and tried to shoot like that I imagine you would not be allowed to be at that firing range anymore.
KartoffelKaiser: at least on a firing range
Skyboss1996: Yeah, it hurts
silenceaux: Careful Adam, you'll shoot your eye out.
Lord_ZYRK: ^
Lord_ZYRK: What Skyboss1996 said
r10pez10: fan the hammer, but it's actually a cat
Skyboss1996: cause the hammer is often textured, and you're pullilng back on it with your palm, the softest part of your hand
r10pez10: and now you're just petting a cat
gawag_: This game living up to the hype? Haven’t played or watched any of it yet
m0nkeyrama: I never thought about that
KartoffelKaiser: No fast travel for realism adam. Now ride along on the horse you resurrected with a potion Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: And gun hammer is not the easiest thing to pull back, anyway.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
r10pez10: i love bacon
Skyboss1996: especially with these single action armies
KartoffelKaiser: I wasn't expecting a description of an NPC in this game to sum up as "pig fucker"
KartoffelKaiser: I really wasn't
TehAmelie: i'd have gone with "committer of beastiality with she-hogs"
m0nkeyrama: whaaaat
Skyboss1996: Yup. you can FPS this game
Seagulyus: Adam yeah its a huge part of the marketting
r10pez10: cinematic plays the game for you, it's so nice
m0nkeyrama: Movie time PogChamp
CapnRobert: yeah there is first person I use first person inside buildings
CapnRobert: otherwise used 3rd
Talin06: that is wise Adam
Lord_ZYRK: Ignoring marketing is the big brain play seabatBRAIN
MWGNZ: Adam, how are you so great?
magical_writer: How are you doing ?
DiscordianTokkan: This game looks so danged nice
phorrestgaze: Why?
Lord_ZYRK: Which one of your feet has bigger toes?
mtvcdm: What's your favorite Portland?
Talin06: live SwS at DB?
CapnRobert: who was your favorite teacher adam and why ?
supertwinkman: what's an edh deck youi've always wanted to build??
gawag_: Have you looked at the horses balls yet? According to Reddit that’s very important
chicken_mike: would you recommend this game to someone who has put 1000 hours into skyrim?
Lord_ZYRK: Good news, it's not October anymore PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: If you had to choose, would you fight 1 shambler sized Wilbur, or 100 wilbur sized shamblers?
Amentur: When was the last time you had a really tasty steak, Adam?
magical_writer: To keep trying is what is important.
Lord_ZYRK: We'll get you some sandpaper PogChamp Get this month silky smooth PogChamp
LiveFaust: What's your favorite game and why is it Minecraft?
VoidByAnyOtherName: how do you like your steak
r10pez10: it'll be tonight
MWGNZ: can this horse do the skyrim horse thing?
cnnrmrtn: whats your favorite cut of steak
Omthebox: Would you recommend this game to somebody who put 60 hours into skyrim SeriousSloth
wildpeaks: James, get this boi a steak
Talin06: Do you like Lamb?
Lord_ZYRK: When's the last time you had a mediocre steak?
Lord_Hosk: Time for a tasty steak today then
TehAmelie: what was the last tasty good you ate?
FarleyF: You know what Adam we are all here and in Seabats chat to help lift you up and keep you boyant lrrHEART lrrHEART
TehAmelie: or tasty food
VoidByAnyOtherName: adam is just like "bring meat and beer"
Lord_Hosk: Adam likes the meat cut of steak
magical_writer: Did Adam just say to send him different cuts of steak in the mail?
BearPsychologist: Can you throw a snowball?
gualdhar: if you could be instantly good at any skill what would you choose?
r10pez10: can you skip a rock?
Noxenluxe: Beer is that thing you drink in some attempt to find a beer that you will tolerate, someday, eventually SeriousSloth
supertwinkman: what's your favorite pasta dish??
VoidByAnyOtherName: how moddable is this game btw, anyone know?
Lord_ZYRK: Are you a cabernet or a merlot man? Kappa
BearPsychologist: Best flavor of ice cream?
wildpeaks: chat is hungry apparently :D
Skyboss1996: eheheh
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Becky or Ronda?
The_Bread_is_Delicious: Did you find a tastier way to cook broccoli that you enjoy?
supertwinkman: S T R O G A N O F F
KartoffelKaiser: If there was one thing Twitch Chat could do to make you happy, what would it be?
Noxenluxe: Hey Adam, what's your favorite blt? Kappa
VoidByAnyOtherName: mom's spagh... stroganoff?
MWGNZ: what is your favourite sport to watch and/or play?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Skyboss1996: wat
m0nkeyrama: What's that?
blast__femur: what on earth is tiger tiger?
Skyboss1996: What's Tiger Tiger?
KartoffelKaiser: I do not know what that is.
cheetoJack: I don't even know what that is
silenceaux: What's the dif between Tiger & Tiger Tiger
Inkompetence: Huh. I've never had beef stroganoff with pasta.
Amentur: What's tiger tiger?
BusTed: Orange/chocolate
r10pez10: the heck is tiger tiger
phorrestgaze: making me google tiger tiger icecream
supertwinkman: TIGER TIGER?
Lord_ZYRK: Adam eats tiger flavored ice cream?! WutFace
Talin06: What is your favorite time to wake up?
mtvcdm: I think I remember Cori saying she liked tiger.
Lord_Hosk: Orange Sherbert and Black licorice
BearPsychologist: Orange ice cream and black licorice apparently?
r10pez10: that sounds delicious tho
silenceaux: Okay fine I'll google it jeeze
BusTed: Oh, black licorice. Gross.
gawag_: That sounds divine
m0nkeyrama: You said ask you anything BabyRage BabyRage
VoidByAnyOtherName: if we wanted to know what the internet said we wouldn't be asking you
cheetoJack: That sounds... interesting
Noxenluxe: A tiger is a predatory cat, tiger tiger is a type of ice cream SeriousSloth
KartoffelKaiser: My favorite ice cream flavors are vanilla and coffee so I have no right to be mad about anyome else's ice cream choices
silenceaux: just thought you might want to expound on the virtues of your favourite icy-cee
Lord_ZYRK: Oh that actually does sound good
gawag_: Is this is a Canada thing?
BottleO84: hi yall
Lord_Hosk: Adam What is your favorite Emojii
r10pez10: i have lemon sherbert and chocolate tho so yeah
FarleyF: Is it true that is you look in a mirror and say "Ice Cream" five times James appears with a lrrDILLY
arcbound_roomba: Nah, I don't have internet right now
LiveFaust: Ooh! Orange and licorice?! Awesome.
coelopteryx: this tiger ice cream sounds Intriguing, i hope i find some someday, i'd love to try it
KartoffelKaiser: Orange ice cream does sound dope
phorrestgaze: Tiger tail ice cream? Orange with black licorice?
cheetoJack: Adam whats your favorite Video GAme moment?
BearPsychologist: Cake vs Pie?
silenceaux: Oh okay, Tiger = Tiger Tiger = Tiger Tail
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Top 5 Favorite wrestlers (ever)?
Amentur: Orange and licorice ? PogChamp I love licorice cohhEat
r10pez10: tyga
mtvcdm: Is tiger tiger ice cream served burning bright?
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, tiger tiger or tiga uppercut?
coelopteryx: i enjoy licorice & licorice-adjacent flavors (like anise)
FarleyF: Just checked and yeah it's primarily a Canadian thing
VoidByAnyOtherName: this is starting to sound like one of those things that translate into "human trafficking" in google translate when you repeat it enough times
r10pez10: can you drive stickshift
Kramburger: Jesus, the whole diablo infernal thing has brought back the people who are upset about diablo 3's art because it dares to have colour
FarleyF: Just like Poutine and Manners Kappa
Lord_Hosk: When you were a kid did you have a "what I want to be when I grow up?" and if so what was it and why?
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Skyboss1996: AH
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
KartoffelKaiser: You're a Chris Jericho fan? Name 1004 of his holds Kappa
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
m0nkeyrama: Cinematic mode, whyyy
Lord_ZYRK: FailFish
zzjing: F
Dix: lolololol
Skyboss1996: Betrayed!
cnnrmrtn: if you could have a nice steak dinner with one person dead or alive who would it be?
VoidByAnyOtherName: lmao
mtvcdm: wow
DiscordianTokkan: Cinematic Mode killed you
CapnRobert: I mean that was an ambush
BusTed: Haha.
r10pez10: please don't checkpoint in the mountains
zzjing: seabatYIKES
Lord_Hosk: well there is the arm bar
Lord_ZYRK: cnnrmrtn why would you want to eat steak with a corpse? DansGame MiniK
r10pez10: oh thank goodness
BearPsychologist: What's one thing you would like to learn how to do?
VoidByAnyOtherName: how do you stick shift a horse?
Lord_Hosk: he can do the leg lock... and the arm bar
coelopteryx: ok i really dig the idea of an ice cream where it's doused in some kind of liqueur & set on fire before you eat it. i guess you can only have it on fire for like 3 seconds so it doesn't melt
MWGNZ: did they take your hat too?
KartoffelKaiser: @Lord_Hosk ok but can he do the arm bar? I'm not sure
gawag_: Your hat :(
r10pez10: deep-fried ice cream is a thing tho
Lord_Hosk: Adam wants to learn how to do the arm bar
Lord_ZYRK: Somebody get this man a pen
gualdhar: favorite movie genre?
coelopteryx: deep-fried ice cream also is interesting but for some reason i haven't tried any yet
Noxenluxe: What kind of drawing? SeriousSloth
Amentur: Did that turkey just run into your horse LUL ?
r10pez10: do you like the beach
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, did you lose the wolf pelts from that?
BearPsychologist: boom gottem
TheBlueCosmonaut: i just tuned in to watch adam dab
TheBlueCosmonaut: amazing timing
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Terran, Protoss or Zerg?
TehAmelie: how about deep-fried iecream flambé?
VoidByAnyOtherName: adam draw waifus stream when Keepo
Lord_ZYRK: More like Resident Dead ReSleeper ResidentSleeper
m0nkeyrama: Best timing blue
BusTed: Tarps off, boys.
TheBlueCosmonaut: terrans ResidentSleeper
supertwinkman: what's your favorite local (non chain) restaurant or cafe
zzjing: hi Blue
Noxenluxe: Terran SeriousSloth
Lord_ZYRK: Wow wrong answer Adam unliked unfollowed
TheBlueCosmonaut: zerg tho PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: Terrans? The only more boring Starcraft races are zerg and protoss Kappa
Noxenluxe: Zerg SeriousSloth
Talin06: favorite non-WWE story line?
TehAmelie: random is my favorite race
Lord_ZYRK: KartoffelKaiser LUL
Noxenluxe: Only protoss dark templar rush SeriousSloth
Lord_Hosk: Spoons is the breakfast place right?
arcbound_roomba: Top bucket list travel destination?
TheBlueCosmonaut: i didnt get to ask anything NotLikeThis
WeedenProject: Heard spoons, immediately thought Wetherspoons...
r10pez10: we're here
Lord_ZYRK: Next person to ask a question gets banned BabyRage
Lord_ZYRK: Right, Adam? Kappa
VoidByAnyOtherName: been sitting on the horse too long
m0nkeyrama: Evil geniuses seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: i heard they won't let you play random in like professional Starcraft. that's how imbalanced it is
KartoffelKaiser: Wait i have one more question. Are you the head of the quick-e mart?
BearPsychologist: Says AMA is over, no more questions. Immediately asks "What the fuck?"
coelopteryx: questions have been banished from this iteration of reality. the concept of inquiry no longer exists
DiscordianTokkan: Popped corn
gawag_: C O R N
FarleyF: So have you ever been through the desert on a horse with no name
Rockario: What did the corn ever do to you?! lrrBEEJ
TheBlueCosmonaut: you're startlin' the horses
mtvcdm: Adam's gone straight to the cornshoot.
Lord_ZYRK: Adam plz MindManners
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Lord_ZYRK: MingLee *
TehAmelie: making cornholes
KartoffelKaiser: look you're making me laugh too give yourself some credit
CapnRobert: lol id wager you make more than just yourself laugh
VoidByAnyOtherName: tell me or i'll blow off one of yer ears... of corn
coelopteryx: this entire silly goober here, shooting at corn, making a horse yell
Lord_ZYRK: Fuckin' Twitch keeps adding shitty emotes and throwing off my tab complete game DansGame
Talin06: cant pickup corn immersion ruined
coelopteryx: what if you could just... pick up all the corn
darkecologist: if you can lean you can clean
coelopteryx: inventory filled with corn, the whole game
r10pez10: if you got time to meme
Lord_Hosk: I bet they are... Shitty stories...
coelopteryx: holster a corn cob
TehAmelie: so he's trading pigshit for bullshit
MWGNZ: strong bargining game by the old guy
WonderfulGlory: This is some peak video games right here
KartoffelKaiser: Shit Shoveling Simluator 2018 PogChamp
BearPsychologist: Corn or Korn?
TheBlueCosmonaut: listen
gawag_: This guy sounds like a New York Italian
TheBlueCosmonaut: farmer guy
phorrestgaze: how
Lord_ZYRK: Rock killer DansGame
m0nkeyrama: This man really is something
blast__femur: wait just a minute there bud
Noxenluxe: Rocks Adam, rocks SeriousSloth
TheBlueCosmonaut: rocks arent animals
Rockario: Right there, that's where I'd put the fork down
CapnRobert: yeah this guy is an asshole but what killed rocks?
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
phorrestgaze: RIP Dwayne
gualdhar: *record scratch*
Lord_ZYRK: This is a despicable individual
Amentur: Rocks? cohhR
r10pez10: you know, the birds, rocs
BearPsychologist: Maybe he meant Rhox the Magic Card
gawag_: Not just the men, but the women and children too
mtvcdm: He's so mean he made medicine sick.
Natimus_Prime: Adam, the Rock has been dead for years...
azureHaights: You can't kill the Rock, you can't even STOP the Rock.
KartoffelKaiser: Dwayne The Rock Johnson beat Hogan that means he's the Immortal one now you can't kill him
BusTed: That's a good dookie.
m0nkeyrama: Can we just shank this man with the pitchfork WutFace WutFace
wildpeaks: we gonna feed that guy to his pigs, aren't we
Lord_Hosk: How do you not know what went into the hogs?
MWGNZ: press F to scoop poop?
Lord_Hosk: arent you the one who feeds them?
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, we've noticed there's a LOT of shit around here
r10pez10: wow you ass
TheBlueCosmonaut: quickdraw steve here
Skyboss1996: Let's have some fun
m0nkeyrama: Casual dynamite
KartoffelKaiser: oh shit we're gonna make a poop bomb
m0nkeyrama: just chilling there
mtvcdm: Time to ruin a pig farm.
Rockario: Shoot the corn, I would have jumped out of my chair if he shot the corn
BusTed: lrrCOW
Amentur: LUL
m0nkeyrama: DansGame DansGame
Dix: lolololol
TheBlueCosmonaut: cowboys bein bowboys
gawag_: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
r10pez10: what the hell haha
Skyboss1996: Got Em!
BusTed: got 'em
arcbound_roomba: I feel like the game just became a caricature of itself a little bit
DiscordianTokkan: Well sheet
TehAmelie: now nobody in the chat wants to swallow
TheBlueCosmonaut: LMAO he just threw shit at you
Dix: Knife'd
KartoffelKaiser: Blue it was a knife
r10pez10: it's a squeeze event
BusTed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CapnRobert: you hold it slow then pull all the way once the circle fills
Vyous: You slowly start depressing the trigger
m0nkeyrama: COD throwing knife
Skyboss1996: Cross Map throwing knife OP
arcbound_roomba: He really was a killer
TheBlueCosmonaut: you have to press it in
Skyboss1996: No
AzrithEH: no
KartoffelKaiser: No
phorrestgaze: no
Lord_Hosk: no
magical_writer: no
CapnRobert: no this is convoluted
BusTed: Do you slowly squeeze the trigger?
Natimus_Prime: pull it all the way in slowly, then aim
AzrithEH: its a terrible tutorial
themysticmogul: Intelligence comes in many forms.
m0nkeyrama: I don't know what's happening
TwitchTVsFrank: NO
PsychOMGG: no Kappa
Nenluen: this doesn't seem intuitive at all
gawag_: A knife kill from halfway across the map
r10pez10: imagine hitting a gas pedal
Vyous: It wants you to do a partial depress, then fully squeeze
Lord_ZYRK: FIrmly grasp it in your hand
blip2004: the shot is delayed, just keep tapping to shoot from the hip
Lord_Hosk: its unintuitive, every streamer seems to be having trouble with it
magical_writer: Brain's too big, you're over thinking it.
m0nkeyrama: It seems counter intuitive
KartoffelKaiser: This is completely inscrutable to me
Skyboss1996: Is still pretty damn sweeet
Talin06: No rockstar does not know how to do tutorials
themysticmogul: Cradle the R2 button, like a wounded dove, firmly but not fiercely.
BearPsychologist: Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you're trying to make your ass fall off, speed up, gas pedal
r10pez10: i think it's meant to flavourfully be a trigger pull
Skyboss1996: there
Skyboss1996: Screw shootouts, just shoot em
BusTed: Just do it however it works best.
m0nkeyrama: Seems like there's no incentive to go slow?
CapnRobert: yeah the hold draw part is really only if you want to do it non lethal
mtvcdm: No real incentive to do it by honor.
CapnRobert: you can shoot stuff out of peoples hands
BearPsychologist: eat his body
Lord_Hosk: Now kill the pigs free food
r10pez10: you can play this non-lethal??
gualdhar: selfie time!
Skyboss1996: Selfie!
Lord_ZYRK: It's a videogame, therefore the true way to do it is to button mash to victory
Lord_Hosk: the pigs will starve to death if you just leave
gualdhar: is it more cruel to shoot the pigs, or leave them in the pen to starve?
Skyboss1996: they're the same as the basic revolver, but they are much fancier
CapnRobert: there is more to that quest
r10pez10: inb4 it finishes when you write the book
Lord_Hosk: at least open the pigs pen
Skyboss1996: Go hogs, be free
CapnRobert: was there one more photo?
coelopteryx: letting the pigs loose in the wilderness would be bad for the local ecosystem, but it's a video game so (shrug emote)
Lord_Hosk: welp... pigs are gonna starve to death
KartoffelKaiser: oh look a fake door
DiscordianTokkan: Can't pet and hug the pigs; game worse than Monster Hunter lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: indestructible door PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: sure is video games in here
Skyboss1996: Real fake doors!
Lord_ZYRK: It's a decorative cabin, Adam Kappa
SkylerRingtail: That's really kind of dumb that they didn't even make his house much for attention to detail?
Amentur: So who's AL then?
CapnRobert: they were in the smaller bar in valentine initially adam
r10pez10: Arthur ... Lorgan
Lord_Hosk: You can call me Al... do dododo DOO do do do
TheBlueCosmonaut: chill time PogChamp
TheBlueCosmonaut: rockstar did some weird shit
Lord_ZYRK: SkylerRingtail yeah but something something horse testicles mumble mumble cold weather
gawag_: Does this game take place in IRL locations?
Skyboss1996: Dear Rockstar : Game good looking, questionable decesions
BearPsychologist: Can you dance?
TheBlueCosmonaut: crunch time SeriousSloth
m0nkeyrama: Sounds like a rockstar game
CapnRobert: yeah this game has problems in telling you how to play
KartoffelKaiser: Ok, so have you seen any of Matt Riddle's stuff? I love his gimmick
CapnRobert: needs better tutorials
Lord_Hosk: Shooting, quests, horse riding interactions... you know
Chatty_Protagonist: You don't look tired.
TheBlueCosmonaut: adam ive got 3 new books coming this weekend how do i pick which to read first NotLikeThis
r10pez10: alright time to head home, thanks adam
TheBlueCosmonaut: aaa i need to get my own copy of that
TheBlueCosmonaut: i just got out of my really stressful period of the semester
TheBlueCosmonaut: so im back on the Book Grind
phorrestgaze: reading with Adam stream coming soon.
darkecologist: we got a reader
supertwinkman: if you made a commander deck purely for memes, who would you choose as your commander?
m0nkeyrama: Book reading stream PogChamp
BearPsychologist: Adam you always look good
TheBlueCosmonaut: LUL
BusTed: Head out of the gutter Blue.
TheBlueCosmonaut: i think i'm gonna try the first law trilogy this winter
Skyboss1996: a bouk?
phorrestgaze: So just sit there and read silently. We'll read our own books.
KartoffelKaiser: i mean that Yargle deck wasn't not memes
Bobtheninjagoldfish: other than the Yagrle deck?
coelopteryx: a bleumin beuk
Lord_Hosk: Blue, you take them all outside, throw them up in the air, and whichever one lands side up different from the other two read that one first, if they all match... repeat
supertwinkman: @KartoffelKaiser but he didn't make the yargle deck
TheBlueCosmonaut: i still fuckin loved best served cold
Noxenluxe: Is that the deck that plays scatterverse? SeriousSloth
TheBlueCosmonaut: @Lord_Hosk ok ill do that PogChamp
gualdhar: what do you mean illegal to stream, copyright protections or something?
TheBlueCosmonaut: m o n z a
TheBlueCosmonaut: all based
BearPsychologist: Do you think you could beat Harry Potter in his 5th year at Hogwarts in a fight?
TheBlueCosmonaut: BASED MORVEER
Scy_Anide: Basting? Based!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'm going back and rereading robert Rankin;s books at the moment. love 'em
TheBlueCosmonaut: poggers
TheBlueCosmonaut: i need my own copy of it
TheBlueCosmonaut: cause its so good
particle33: Have you gone fishing yet
RedRaptor: Hi everybody~ What book are we talking about?
blast__femur: I feel like Adam could beat the hell out of most 16 year olds, that's not exactly fair
Skyboss1996: Adam? Big boy adam who can serioiusly FLEX AND LIFT? Oh, Potter's going down
darkecologist: you are like a foot taller than Harry Potter
Amentur: Harry Potter is a jock with a trust fund and too much luck
blast__femur: I did karate when I was a kid, does that count as being in a fight
magical_writer: That just means you still have all that bloodrage just stored up inside you still.
gualdhar: karate spars don't count as fights
gualdhar: you need to want to beat someone
Skyboss1996: How bout the money?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Potter is stadning there with a wand. and then.. out of no where.. BAH GAWS THAT'S SAVIDAN'S MUSIC.. And you just waffle him with a chair.
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Walkingharder: We'll we've already worked out that one Adam equals one Luke Harper
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BearPsychologist: Could you do a front flip?
arcbound_roomba: @Amentur Damn right. Too many people don't seem to realise Harry is a rich jock. I think they get fooled by the glasses
TheBlueCosmonaut: a flip PogChamp
blast__femur: Is one easier than the other? They both seem really hard to me
m0nkeyrama: Somersault PogChamp
Skyboss1996: We're going home
DiscordianTokkan: I hope your character doesn't have tuberculosis now from that sick guy coughing blood in your face
Skyboss1996: Cause that guy had no money
TheBlueCosmonaut: welcome to tent zone
KartoffelKaiser: As it happens you can't get blood from a stone, so after beating up someone who had no money to give us we're going home
Skyboss1996: Hitch it- that's the ticket
TheBlueCosmonaut: da mf tent z0ne
BearPsychologist: What's more fun? Hitching a horse, or Hitch the Will Smith rom com?
m0nkeyrama: I wonder if everyone else gets confused that you have a new horse every time
TheBlueCosmonaut: hitch starring will smith PogChamp
blast__femur: well now nobody's happy and that guy's gonna have a harder time earning money. I'm starting to think this system isn't exactly fair
Skyboss1996: Dutch- your music sucks! Turn it down!
Pharmacistjudge: good evening adam and chat
KartoffelKaiser: Is Herr Strauss gonna beat us up to get the money now? Kappa
MWGNZ: jamieHi Pharmacistjudge
m0nkeyrama: Hey @Pharmacistjudge seabatBRAIN /
TheBlueCosmonaut: potion seller
Skyboss1996: Potion seller!
TheBlueCosmonaut: i require your *strongest* potions
BearPsychologist: Is there a kiss button?
Pharmacistjudge: how is everyone this evening?
freshmaker__: when do you unlock raiding?
KartoffelKaiser: you can't handle my strongest potions traveler
TheBlueCosmonaut: i do that NotLikeThis
KartoffelKaiser: my strongest potions could kill a dragon
TwitchTVsFrank: you cannot handle the potions
m0nkeyrama: Majorly awkward DansGame
Skyboss1996: I require your STRONGEST Potions
CataclysmicReverb: PEAK awks
Seagulyus: KartoffelKaiser may I buy your strongest potions? I might be of need of the killing dragons part
darkecologist: is there a phonograph? if not an opera chorus fell down a well nearby
TheBlueCosmonaut: need my pomade
TheBlueCosmonaut: dapper dan man, etc
Skyboss1996: we can go get hair tonic from the barber to get bigger mustache
TStodden: IIRC, you can't make your hair magically grow.
KartoffelKaiser: @Seagulyus i don't respect you. I won't sell you my strongest potions
m0nkeyrama: Why does his beard grow so much faster than his stache?
Seagulyus: KartoffelKaiser I can also raise your price by one candy /'<'\~>o<
Lord_Hosk: You cant do a flip Adam? here I will help you out.
TheBlueCosmonaut: train job PogChamp
TheBlueCosmonaut: hosk LUL
KartoffelKaiser: @Seagulyus you can't handle my potions traveler
blast__femur: Lol Hosk
m0nkeyrama: Lol, nicely done hosk
Seagulyus places a SECOND piece of candy on the desk in front of KartoffelKaiser
arcbound_roomba: Train Drivers are allergic to fire
Skyboss1996: well, what happened last time we tried to rob a train?
darkecologist: lets just set texas on fire, then the train will stop at texas
Lord_Hosk: He says... "Yep...thats me"
Fruan: There are people who want to be cooked alive. Dont google it.
BearPsychologist: Is Adam's hair from only 8 days of No Shave November?
PsychOMGG: @darkecologist its always flaming here lmao
m0nkeyrama: Get these wagon wheels rolling
strgrv: twitch must be broken, it's telling me you're live on your personal channel playing Darkest Dungeon lol
Lord_Hosk: strgrv it was forgotten about and cant be turned off now
strgrv: what was your favorite limited format?
KartoffelKaiser: Are you the head of the kwik-e mart?
darkecologist: did you go to any college?
TheBlueCosmonaut: if you keep playing it at this rate youll be done in two months SeriousSloth
BearPsychologist: What's the best part of living in Victoria?
TwitchTVsFrank: why are you so great?
phorrestgaze: What D&D class are you as a person?
blast_shark: What's your favorite fruit?
Lord_Hosk: Adam do you want to learn how to do the arm bar from Chris Jerrico?
TheBlueCosmonaut: my favorite was DGM GTC RTR because i profesionally fucked up everyone's drafts by taking all gates
strgrv: when are you gonna start watching DBZ?
TheBlueCosmonaut: supporting and tanking is good
TheBlueCosmonaut: cleric or paladin is all me
KartoffelKaiser: Yo cantalope is rad
CapnRobert: honeydew are great
KartoffelKaiser: fuck the haters
Lord_ZYRK: Honeydoo PogChamp
CamelAttack: Honeydew is the money melon.
Noxenluxe: My favorite was apocalpyse block SeriousSloth
TheBlueCosmonaut: dude when you have 3 ubul sar gatekeepers, you cant *not* take izzet guildgates
Natimus_Prime: What comic book hero would you rather have the powerset from?
m0nkeyrama: Honeydew so good Kreygasm
KartoffelKaiser: Paladins are just fancy fighters
TheBlueCosmonaut: okay but you can have beefy paladins that tank
TheBlueCosmonaut: idk
Amentur: Have you perfected broccoli with garlic?
TheBlueCosmonaut: lmaooo
gualdhar: paladins are clerics with a masochism fetish
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
blast__femur: oh my that went poorly
m0nkeyrama: Alrighty, another death to cinematic mode
DiscordianTokkan: So, uh, cinematic mode has some issues
Noxenluxe: slytqRIP SeriousSloth
zzjing: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
blast__femur: well color me a paladin then gualdhar Kappa
Amentur: Perfect LRRbot
wildpeaks: lrrbot on point
m0nkeyrama: Blueberries! PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: Its just the sir command and lrrbot is exceptionally on point today
Tiber727: It means you made it to the big times.
BearPsychologist: Getting shot, increased your health?
TheBlueCosmonaut: these are the cops
TheBlueCosmonaut: or like, the oil baron employees
TheBlueCosmonaut: so fuck em
blip2004: there are like 20 guards and they chase you down
DiscordianTokkan: YEET
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:37:17.
TheBlueCosmonaut: sneak in and big dip or go full yeet machine
Noxenluxe: That levitation cornstall guy? SeriousSloth
KartoffelKaiser: Engage them in polite discourse
TheBlueCosmonaut: SHAQ
KartoffelKaiser: or kill them all whatever i'm not a video game cop
Dix: YEET for distance. KOBE for accuracy.
TheBlueCosmonaut: damn, just lost 30 bucks
justwhatever_idk: Chat wasn't loading for me hm
CapnRobert: run in and steal it seems viable
m0nkeyrama: Where did we go?
KartoffelKaiser: horse frand is just confused
m0nkeyrama: Nice donuts
KartoffelKaiser: He showed you his pirouettes.
TheBlueCosmonaut: lmao
TheBlueCosmonaut: seeya
m0nkeyrama: Just chilling out in the open
Amentur: Like taking candy from a baby
Scrubbodiestobears: does... does your horse just stay there?
m0nkeyrama: not a guard in sight
KartoffelKaiser: I can't believe their wagon alarm didn't go off there always lucky
DiscordianTokkan: Like taking oil from a baron
mtvcdm: Bye horse, we found better horse
justwhatever_idk: dear Adam I know you're in Horse Mode right now but I am excited to see you personally wavedash shine into up smash in real life during the next Spectator Mode
loulou2222: and now you know why you should always lock your car doors
TheBlueCosmonaut: its the consequence of emergent systems, horses delivering fuel on carts etc, clashing with story-driven locked down missions
CapnRobert: you can whistle while on a wagon near your horse and the horse will follow
TheBlueCosmonaut: natural emergence vs the fenced-in "do this then this" mission structure
TheBlueCosmonaut: its probably good SeriousSloth
Pharmacistjudge: ok...Adam....I just ran in the collector for the firs ttime...any advice
Lord_ZYRK: If Doctor Doom and Magneto teamed up do you think they could take down Thanos?It may be good, but is it g u c c i
m0nkeyrama: Cool! It's likely very good PogChamp
Amentur: Your horse does get teleported by the game for the main missions. But generally it just stays and maybe looks for some grass to ear
Amentur: *eat
CapnRobert: I like longform content so I wouldnt complain if the show was longer
Lord_ZYRK: Ah shit, I forgot I pretyped that first part and I'm not wearing my glasses FailFish
KartoffelKaiser: Just crit it for 49 damage the game is easy
TheBlueCosmonaut: 2018 can go kick a rock
CapnRobert: I mean what your trying to say with the show might not fit well into a shorter format idk though
Natimus_Prime: 2018 hasn't been a great year
TheBlueCosmonaut: go suck an egg
Kramburger: 2018 can suck a lemon
mtvcdm: amytfaWalnut What'd you say about Walnut?
m0nkeyrama: 2018 is almost over
justwhatever_idk: 2018 can go Hug a Sharp Corner
m0nkeyrama: So that's something
TheBlueCosmonaut: because the guard probably fucked off to go find emergent bread
TheBlueCosmonaut: imagine if it exploded there
wildpeaks: I'm not sure this is a road
Lord_Hosk: 2018 brought us Spectator mode so it cant be all bad.
Kramburger: Hugging trees is a good time-honoured punishment for young boys on school camps that won't go to sleep
TheBlueCosmonaut: WASTED
KartoffelKaiser: but you don't die so you just have to go back and get another one
DiscordianTokkan: Does your horse ever just return to basecamp?
justwhatever_idk: I'm also surprised that it is nearly 2019. It feels like this next year is not going to be 2019 but instead 2018 2: the squeakuel
Lord_ZYRK: ^
KartoffelKaiser: "Your horse that you revived with a literal actual potion is too far away for you to teleport to you with your whistle" -video games in 2018
TheBlueCosmonaut: 2019 is going to be the year that i keep track of all the books i read and say "read this book" even more than in 2018 PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Couldn't we have just kept one of the wagon horses DansGame
KartoffelKaiser: r e a l i sm
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r10pez10: oo still up
wildpeaks: it needs a Kingdom Come horse, just teleports behind you anywhere :D
darkecologist: lamoine was my grandfather's name
mtvcdm: If we don't have a bounty on our head, have we *really* been somewhere?
justwhatever_idk: we need a horse that transports our horses to us
m0nkeyrama: that's an interesting restriction
TheBlueCosmonaut: YOINK
DiscordianTokkan: Fwoop
BusTed: Wow.
KartoffelKaiser: its like the tablecloth trick but with skin
Scrubbodiestobears: "i'm gonna make this rabbit's skin disappear"
Lord_Hosk: Go hit someone in the face with that rabbit... just smack them in the head
Amentur: The skinning in the game always cracks me up
BusTed: Mom are those rabbits dead?
RaemonDamon: That's actually a little horrifying tbh
m0nkeyrama: RIP
mtvcdm: They're sleeping
r10pez10: walker tennessee williams
TheBlueCosmonaut: "yup"
KartoffelKaiser: you get on the horse to ride it adam
KartoffelKaiser: geez
justwhatever_idk: Otaku Jeff lived on by their next of kin, Big Weeb Samantha
TheBlueCosmonaut: the audio quality is diff and its like hmm
KartoffelKaiser: no fast travel because that's not immersive or some shit but horse rez potions are totally ok.
DiscordianTokkan: Wait so did your horse just teleport to the stables?
justwhatever_idk: up close microphone for AdamSMR
wildpeaks: galaxy brain streaming: now both chat and the player watch the game happen on its own :D
r10pez10: i mean you can technically buy train tickets
CapnRobert: adam should I buy a fightstick
Lord_Hosk: What tattoo that you have has made you cry the most? either from the pain of getting it or pain of what it is?
CapnRobert: trying to get good at soul calibur 6
m0nkeyrama: Aren't there stagecoaches that we can't take because of our bounty?
CapnRobert: playing a lot of it
supertwinkman: what're some of your favorite bands/solo artists
Banrael: cheer100 Heading to bed, but wanted to give some last pre-desert-bus-bits
Amentur: There are stage coaches and trains you can use for fast travel. Not sure if there's any teleport to anywhere from anywhere
WereDoor: BATS
CapnRobert: thats more what im wondering ive heard fight sticks are basically required but ive also heard other people say its not
BusTed: seabatSEAL
TheBlueCosmonaut: uh adam
TheBlueCosmonaut: you're getting bandit'd
strgrv: Favorite Band: THPS 2 Soundtrack
TheBlueCosmonaut: simpsons theme starts playing
KartoffelKaiser: This ambush bullshit is getting real tiresome
TheBlueCosmonaut: daadadadabaabaaba
m0nkeyrama: Well
BusTed: Getting ambushed is cinematic, right?
CapnRobert: you have tonics and holding l1 slows down time so you can select and drink one
wildpeaks: cinematic mode wins again
Brian_Engineering: jesus christ this game seems tedious
m0nkeyrama: that's another one for cinematic mode
TheBlueCosmonaut: poor as fuck, poor as fuck
SkylerRingtail: Seems cinematic mode is very much not a hands-off thing. Especially not with a high bounty on your head
m0nkeyrama: Taking all of our money
KartoffelKaiser: it would be less frustrating if the game didn't drive you directly into the ambush while the player is presumably having a piss
blast__femur: Soul Calibur is, IMO, one of the easier games to play on a controller
blast__femur: that said, lots of people play games that are harder to play on controller and do super well in them so what do I know
SkylerRingtail: @KartoffelKaiser Cinematic mode still requires you to hold down a button, doesn't it?
justwhatever_idk: My favorite part of all good cinema is when the protagonist stops paying attention and just dies
TheBlueCosmonaut: LUL
KartoffelKaiser: @SkylerRingtail isn't the PS4 controller wireless?
ultimaodin: it needs to charge though
KartoffelKaiser: i dont actually know tbh
CapnRobert: sleeping dogs?
Amentur: It's not GTA level of random fun
TheBlueCosmonaut: darkest dungeon torchless bloodmoon
SkylerRingtail: It is, but if you actually take it into the bathroom, you kinda deserve what you get for not pausing the game properly
BusTed: Spheda.
wildpeaks: golf ?
Kramburger: Dark Cloud?
r10pez10: golf?
KartoffelKaiser: Spheda or riot
TheBlueCosmonaut: dark cloud 2 Kreygasm
wildpeaks: ha :D
KartoffelKaiser: YAS
blast__femur: yoooooooooooooo fuck yeah
Noxenluxe: Minecraft Kappa
TheBlueCosmonaut: imagine if adam played it and actually used the ridepod PogChamp
Tiber727: At this point, The Simpsons is only mentioned in terms of when you stopped watching it. I begin to suspect that it never existed, and it is a mass delusion. A memory implanted by aliens, or inherited instincts from cavemen interpreted as memories.
Scrubbodiestobears: you should play that Kirby golf game with Beej
r10pez10: that kirby golf stream was something else
KartoffelKaiser: oh yeah that kirby golf game is so sick
MrThirdParty: but I wanted to see the timeline game Adam style
Point45caliber: cool
Scrubbodiestobears: not gonna lie i just wanna see more of that game lol
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Lord_ZYRK: The Simpsons is the TV equivalent of Polybius WutFace
circusofkirkus: "How did you get on?" "well, I only died three times, so can't complain"
TheBlueCosmonaut: arthur the dumbass LUL
MrThirdParty: darkest
Brian_Engineering: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ultimaodin: wait how deep we into the story?
DiscordianTokkan: seabatBRAIN OhMyDog
KartoffelKaiser: did he died
justwhatever_idk: pat his belly
Kramburger: Okay chat, it's 3pm friday, I'm at work with nothing to do and not many people in the office. What's the earliest that i can leave without the people who are still here ratting me out?
r10pez10: right now
Lord_ZYRK: Pee on his pants and tell him he did it himself PogChamp
KartoffelKaiser: $69
supertwinkman: Yeah! we'll be fine without you.
Brian_Engineering: 4pm Kram
Lord_ZYRK: Kramburger give it 17 minutes Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: nice
TheBlueCosmonaut: heheheheh
Brian_Engineering: make it seem like you rolled in at 8
brainiac4: @Kramburger right now, if you look purposeful and complain about somebody scheduling a meeting at the end of the day on a Friday.
Kramburger: @Brian_Engineering That's what i was thinking
Lord_ZYRK: e v e r y t h i n g
Kramburger: It's a good game to play while watching streams
Noxenluxe: Well, you aren't rampantly trying to murder everyone for no reason Adam SeriousSloth
TheBlueCosmonaut: adam the cowboy NotLikeThis 7
brainbosh: Wait, Adam's here? Why does twitch say he's streaming darkest dungeon?
m0nkeyrama: Adam the cowboy had a good run
Lord_ZYRK: Y E E H A W seabatSEAL
CapnRobert: thats fair adam thanks for the stream
mtvcdm: This game takes a long time to depopulate the West.
KartoffelKaiser: RIP Cowboy Adam 2018-2018
Kramburger: And so we farewell Guntaku Jeff
justwhatever_idk: Adam Yeehawvidan
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
TheBlueCosmonaut: if you aint on adam's home biz
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
Pharmacistjudge: oo some spectator mode stuff?
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the stream adam!
KartoffelKaiser: you should host your home stream Kappa
blast__femur: thanks for the stream!
Scrubbodiestobears: Later Adam! thanks for streaming!
r10pez10: thanks adam
m0nkeyrama: Errrybody follow seabats seabatBRAIN
GreenBrains_: lrrHEART
Point45caliber: ya hes singl handedly bring back feed sump
KartoffelKaiser: o / bye adam!
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night, sir!
BusTed: G'niiiight!
Amentur: Have a good night Adam. Thanks for the stream lrrHEART
Dix: Bye Adam!
Kramburger: Raid Seabats
ultimaodin: Desert Bus HYPE
Amentur: Go eat some steak!
Lord_ZYRK: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Now kiss
Noxenluxe: SeriousSloth /
TheBlueCosmonaut: mwah
m0nkeyrama: Night!
supertwinkman: mwah