Involume: Ayup.
MenomeTwitch: Graham tends not to do the messages with the Subtrain these days, so it's not as bad
Yondaime233: not to forget loud ways Kappa
TXC2: does anyone really KNOW what W+P games are?
TXC2: !unhost
LRRbot: Disabled hosting.
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (6m from now).
bi0buster: Gar-bage! Gar-bage! Gar-bage!
bi0buster: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (6m from now).
DeafMints: I donated a game to graham that i thought would be good for Watch and play
Pteraspidomorphi: Time for ultrafast dinner retrieval, the worst of the sports
DeafMints: but its not bad, but it would be good as a palate cleanser?
Admiralmatt: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (4m from now).
Sampy104: Is a good game actually a troll on a troll game stream?
DeafMints: Not really a troll
bi0buster: I work from home now so I can actually make W+P! :D
bi0buster: Woo!
DeafMints: more like insult simulator
ClodiumSoride: Sometimes good games are a palette cleanser, sometimes games are better than they expect.
Metric_Furlong: lrrGARBO hype
TXC2: it's good to break up the garbage with good game sometimes
DeafMints: - the game in question im talking about
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (3m from now).
PhoenixMelior: okay I've eaten most of my lunch and FINALLY have time to use the bathroom before W+P
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior congrats
GSCeurope: !next
wildpeaks: in 3 minutes
GSCeurope: thanks
Metric_Furlong: I have the sub-ocean and super-ocean themes queued up
Metric_Furlong: just in case
DeafMints: we doing bingo?
Sampy104: True @TXC2 Once you are down in the garbage, it's not as far to fall. Gotta get clean then dive back in
HauntingOfTheWicked: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (2m from now).
TehAmelie: anyone can bingo
TehAmelie: !bingo
LRRbot: Check out for interactive Trope Bingo cards.
sivakrytos: w+p isn't just for bad games. it's also for games that are just bizarre. those are often good
BloodnBullets: oh right, bingo!
MagisterMystax: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (1m from now).
n_mandrag: *squeek*
DarkMorford: Serge?
TehAmelie: play 96 badges and get bingo every 3 seconds! i mean, if you get bored or something
wildpeaks: Btw I stumbled on this gem today, looks like someone made a cute shader of Desert Bus:
adelius3: ok so ive never been able to get sub message to work. can you do a message with a twitch prime sub? if so, how?
vegetalss4: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (50s from now).
Phosphatide: if you're on mobile, the option to do messages will never show up
adelius3: im on a pc
PhoenixMelior: yeah it doesn't work in every browser
adelius3: chrome
Jeezy56: sometimes you've gotta refresh to get the 'share' button come up
MikoKisai: @adelius3 after you renew, refresh and it *should* show up
Emergent_OS: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (21s from now).
PhoenixMelior: updated chrome?
adelius3: where does the share option show up?
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (5s ago).
PhoenixMelior: (as in up-to-date chrome, you don't need to physically update it)
TXC2: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 2 (new subscribers: 2, returning subscribers: 0, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 0, new followers: 16
adelius3: on the toolbar?
TehAmelie: at the top of the chat, hard to miss
PhoenixMelior: at the top of the chat window
MikoKisai: at the top of the chat
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
adelius3: ok, thanks
gnome_friend turns to page 8
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TehAmelie: well we all got there
adelius3: I will thank you guys in the message if I get it to work :D
PhoenixMelior: :D
PhoenixMelior: I hope it does!
Phosphatide: hooray teamwork
PhoenixMelior: Twitch is very twitchy
docsamurai: Is it garbage day yet?
Jeezy56: you won't get one for your first sub to a channel though... right?
TXC2: soon!
docsamurai: Nice
Spluuga: meow
Metric_Furlong: S O O N™
PhoenixMelior: Jeezy56 right, it'll have to be a resub
gnome_friend: !panic
adelius3: ohhhh has to be resub. Ive been alternating amazon's money around. I guess that explains it
docsamurai: I just saw the mail time where they got my package with the LRR NES
Phosphatide: oh that would explain it
Phosphatide: see you next month
PhoenixMelior: I'm all hype for my tattoo appointment and it's not even for a week and a half
adelius3: :D
Rockario: 5 0 0 0 |\|
TXC2: title change
docsamurai: Nice @PhoenixMelior ! What are you getting?
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always studying the blade.
wildpeaks: oh wow, what kind of tatoo are you going for ?
TheAinMAP: katesAir
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrSIGNAL
MikoKisai: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
drcanonball: Contact
PhoenixMelior: docsamurai wildpeaks I'm getting a raven on my foot!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
n_mandrag: Choo Choo!
LarkSachrosis: lrrSIGNAL vinejoelCop
Metric_Furlong: prepare
Metric_Furlong: for
TehAmelie: lrrSMGNAL
wildpeaks: sounds good :)
MagisterMystax: That sounds rad, PhoenixMelior
docsamurai: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: got here JUST in time
Cannons_are_an_instrument: lrrSIGNAL
Phosphatide: waiting for the grand day we make adam play the OG prayer warriors
docsamurai: I just got my traditional birthday tattoo a couple weeks ago
DarkMorford: PhoenixMelior, sounds like a Poe decision to me. Kappa
docsamurai: I got a fountain pen with the words Write More coming out of it
virre_: So I am watching the mail time and is almost down and holy shit
TXC2: lets have a good clean garbage day chat
Foxmar320: Hello chat
Metric_Furlong: DarkMorford I think you'll end-up eating crow on that one Kappa
gnome_friend: Hi Foxmar320
TXC2: Hi Foxmar320
Rockario: Ha HA! Finished Mailtime with 90 seconds to spare!
TehAmelie: it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it
TehAmelie: lrrGARBO
Metric_Furlong: Rockario lrrGOAT
gnome_friend: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #3191: "I'm going to have to start throwing more people in the garbage, I guess." —Beej [2016-08-10]
wildpeaks: time to call the cleaners
Laogeodritt: Hi, chat o/
EvilBadman: Get your Sub...bus...train started
gnome_friend: sergeHi Laogeodritt
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: they'll get rid of those garbage games for you
emberBecky: o/
Zalbaag just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Zalbaag subscribed for 11 months in a row!
Zalbaag: It is Time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Zalbaag! (Today's storm count: 3)
gnome_friend: lrrSPOT
Foxmar320: I could use some W+P today
nightwingmisthawk: Insert bad games here.
delta__vee: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ThePov42: Hello Garbage friends!
TehAmelie: well you're in luck
FurthestChunk55: pls have watch + jam games
offbeatwitch: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 3 (new subscribers: 2, returning subscribers: 1, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 0, new followers: 16
ZedBoson: hyyyype ferociousHype
offbeatwitch: oh boy
FurthestChunk55: in fact hold on i should check my analytics
TehAmelie: *slaps hand on stream roof* this baby can hold so many garbage
offbeatwitch: the storm is juuuust on the horizon
mnemonicman just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. mnemonicman subscribed for 4 months in a row!
mnemonicman: four months of sub baby compiling
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mnemonicman! (Today's storm count: 4)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. i'm excited
hippitybobbity: what's up my fellow garbage bois n girls n persons
ronald_owen: I’m in
MikoKisai just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. MikoKisai subscribed for 17 months in a row!
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TheMoatman: I’m so used to being unable to watch and/or play that I forgot
red_shoes_jeff: TIEM 4 lrrGARBO
Noy2222: Are we playing Desert Bus?
WNivek: Oh hey; I guess it's garbage day
monsieur_squirrel: boop
gnome_friend: Gambling?
Lyannen just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Lyannen subscribed for 2 months in a row!
Lyannen: Happy Garbage Day
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PsychoI3oy: holy poop i'm here live for a watchnplay
FurthestChunk55: Gambling? I'm in!
Nightvalien28: ITS TIME
resilientspring: hey, just going to say hi, I can't watch this live in front of my kids, since it has mature content frequently, but I'll catch the VOD! 😁
gnome_friend: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
Xcuube: yaaaay garbage day!
eatkins95 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. eatkins95 subscribed for 2 months in a row!
eatkins95: Ahh, the sweet, sweet sound of Garbage Day.
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tenthtechpriest: garbage daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
How_Fedorable just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. How_Fedorable subscribed for 22 months in a row!
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AdmiralMemo: Watch and Play! You folks are the rock in my life that I hinge much of my sanity on. lrrHEART seabatSEAL lrrHEART
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TXC2: hello PsychoI3oy welcome
lorazx: finally here for a garbage day
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ronald_owen: Hump day? More like dump day, amirite??
geometaphysicist: Oh boy I'm home early from work and just in time for garbage lrrAWESOME
Anaerin: And here comes the sub train...
Dillatont: Garbage Day!
adelius3 just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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xagafinelle: Survived Desert Bus! How are you all still conscious?
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mnemonicman: this might be GOTY
TehAmelie: had a second of buffering there, good to get that out of the way now
PsychoI3oy: TXC2 thanks, it feels like just last week i saw you in desertbus chat
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wafflesoup: Enjoy the post DB Garbage
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gnome_friend stands against the devil
Rodaxis just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Rodaxis subscribed for 26 months in a row!
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Spluuga: o no. it starting
CleverCrumbish just subscribed with Twitch Prime. CleverCrumbish subscribed for 4 months in a row!
CleverCrumbish: *Drums table* GAR-BAGE-DAY! GAR-BAGE-DAY! GAR-BAGE-DAY!
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Feltic: cheer 100 Bits for the Bits God
Jonci_ just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Jonci_ subscribed for 59 months in a row!
Jonci_: First time joining the trash train!
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tastethebeams: katesWave katesWave katesWave
thundershot879: Garbage Day!!
TXC2 sees chat moving fast, has desert bus flashback
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Froot froot! They are garbage games put them on the train
Gen2Gengar: It's my favorite time of the year!
NimrodXIV: here comes the sub train
cleekru: SWEARING lrrHEART lrrWOW
Rhynerd: Get ready for some shit
SkylerRingtail just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. SkylerRingtail subscribed for 46 months in a row!
SkylerRingtail: All aboard the Garbage Bus! Wait, that was last week.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SkylerRingtail! (Today's storm count: 19)
Phothrism: o wow I'm live for one of these <3
ProfClarySage just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. ProfClarySage subscribed for 10 months in a row!
ProfClarySage: Welcome back from Desert Bus!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ProfClarySage! (Today's storm count: 20)
Metric_Furlong: the sub train is as strong as ever
shamblingkrenshar: I am ready to watch and or play
Rockario: Oh wow, this many subs when I'm using Nifty Chat really fills up the screen fast
TheMoatman just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. TheMoatman subscribed for 12 months in a row!
TheMoatman: The one year (again)!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheMoatman! (Today's storm count: 21)
TehAmelie: already lethal
wildpeaks: at least one garbage day shift doesn't last 8 hours :D
t3h_f1gm3nt: TXC2 *thousand yard stare* i've seen some bus
Jeezy56: get subbed on, nerds
richard_ermen: Maketh Ready the Subbed Train!
cleekru: lrrHAM lrrEFF
PsychoI3oy: i have today off so working over the weekend for seasonal commerce doesn't leave me as much of a shattererd husk
TXC2: t3h_f1gm3nt right?
PsychoI3oy: let's see how that goes
LoadingReadyRun: On our way!
WNivek gifted a Tier 1 sub to MrQBear! They have given 23 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mrqbear! (Today's storm count: 22)
Keab42: Herpy Gerberge Derr
Foxmar320: lrrHAM
samuraitiger19 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. samuraitiger19 subscribed for 29 months in a row!
samuraitiger19: I just ended my unemployment and now I get to celebrate with my favorite streamers by watching them play garbage games! Woot!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, samuraitiger19! (Today's storm count: 23)
TXC2: PsychoI3oy stay safe :p
Featherweight_: pull the lever kronk
wildpeaks: no running in the moonbase with toast
sag3error just subscribed with a Tier 2 sub. sag3error subscribed for 32 months in a row!
sag3error: Hey, you can add sub messages in the mobile app now! Happy Garbage Day!
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gnome_friend: Yay samuraitiger19 !
TehAmelie: a train of garbage? it could happen. we buy a lot of garbage from Norway to burn for heating here
NimrodXIV: congrats samuraitiger19 !
Vivid_Soul: now for the 3 hours stream of a sub train
t3h_f1gm3nt: @samuraitiger19 congrats on jerb!
FlyingUltraCar just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. FlyingUltraCar subscribed for 40 months in a row!
FlyingUltraCar: Taking up residence in the dining car on this SUB TRAIN Whoo-Woo!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, FlyingUltraCar! (Today's storm count: 25)
Feltic: cheer100 Bits for the Bits Gods
PsychoI3oy: TXC2 fortunately none of my stuff is face-to-face
OriginalGarwulf: LRR: Did you manage to get a certain game that was mentioned yesterday in a certain stream working?
jeff_sg: Howdy folks
Spluuga: @samuraitiger19 gratz
lighting_bolt_123: woot woot
TheAinMAP: Garbage trains do exist.
fiech0: Who’s ready to see fallout 76 on watch and play today ?
gnome_friend: sergeHi jeff_sg
TheManaLeek: Garbage day hype!
TXC2: PsychoI3oy well good
Phothrism: @fiech0 oof
steampunkjesus just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. steampunkjesus subscribed for 10 months in a row!
steampunkjesus: wow, I cant beleive my sub baby is 1 month old already <3
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wildpeaks: savage :D
samuraitiger19: It may be temporary but hey I have income while looking for a permanent position.
t3h_f1gm3nt: @fiech0 hahahahaha...hah....*cries a little*
jeff_sg: Hi @gnome_friend
DeafMints just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. DeafMints subscribed for 7 months in a row!
DeafMints: Howdy Graham and Alex. Im ready for some hot steaming pile of Garbo. Did you consider that game i handed to you at pax aus G-dog?
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shamblingkrenshar just subscribed with Twitch Prime. shamblingkrenshar subscribed for 26 months in a row!
shamblingkrenshar: Garbage day! Hope you fine LRR folks have recovered from the annual fever dream that is Desert Bus.
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ValentinaThePink: Been awhile since I caught a stream :o
Evandill: yeouch
WNivek gifted a Tier 1 sub to Endrion! They have given 24 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Jondare: Second date complete, third one already planned, and home just in time for GARBAGE DAY. This couldn't get much better :D
TXC2: hello ValentinaThePink welcome
wildpeaks: choo choo, that sub train never stops
ValentinaThePink: Hello o/
steelfox13: If they don't show up in 15 minutes legally we get the stream
TXC2: congrats Jondare
gnome_friend eats the stream
Saulens181: hey chat
SquareDotCube just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. SquareDotCube subscribed for 12 months in a row!
SquareDotCube: Usually I don't get to experience the start of these anymore, but thanks to the circumstance of American Thanksgiving I'm part of the sub train!
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t3h_f1gm3nt: it begins!
SalmirAeon: IT BEGINS
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP: Here we go.
Kramburger: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Jeezy56: lrrAWESOME
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bogween: leave in 20 if ur feelin illegal
GenericHerooo: =D
cleekru: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
thundershot879: HYPE
offbeatwitch: we're already 30 subs deep
AdmiralMemo: heyguys100 Bit of a welcome here. ;-)
emberBecky: lrrAWESOME
SAJewers: naeTATO
PsychoI3oy: IT BEGINS
Piratical_tendancies: Whoop Whoop! Garbage Day!
Riandisa: Woo!
steelfox13: Dooker
Metric_Furlong: lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: this is gonna get messy
lorazx: woooooo!
jeff_sg: This is a killer game!!
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ClodiumSoride: Klytus, I'm boooooored. What plaything can you offer me today?
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krokmaster: This is just what I needed right now.
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lord_wertornion: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
kynelwynn: Anyone know if this intro "game" was ever made into an actual game?
Figgyleaf: splatcatDeus splatcatVult
Mangledpixel: y0
inferno_canuck: Yo
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hi chatfolk
TheAinMAP: Hello.
ZeroArcana: time to catch some shiny trubbish
Pangogie: :D
Foxmar320: The sub train will be the entire stream
GenericHerooo: Hi!!! n.n
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Laogeodritt: Graham! Alex! Yay!
Nightvalien28: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
TehAmelie: yo and hello
Shmurph: Hey
vegetalss4: Greetings
mariomario42: OMG I'm catching one live
electroswagnetism: yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
adelius3: lrrSignal
emberBecky: hallo!
gnome_friend: Hi ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa sergeHi
thundershot879: hello
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n_mandrag: tangHi
Metric_Furlong: kynelwynn it hasn't been yet
ProfClarySage: "clipozine" will never not be funny
bogween: hi greham and alexi
TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
Rhynerd: Yooo!
Riandisa: Good afternoon Alex and Graham
kynelwynn: Thank you
jeff_sg: Hello hello
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tim19862: <3
HauntingOfTheWicked: I've not caught a stream in so long because of my job requiring me to get up earlybut the intro reminded me how hyped I am
CleverCrumbish: Vidya was a mistake
TheMoatman: Is everyone recovered?
docsamurai: YO!
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Stevesson: It's time for trash!
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mariomario42: Yay!
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Theroastedrooster: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (9m ago).
Foxmar320: Hello Alex and Graham
FlyingUltraCar: I'll admit that I was expecting this to be replaced with Let's Nope this week
aw_l: Crazy I was watching some streamers that look just like you guys on the magic channel a couple minutes ago
virre_: Wait after the mailtime, now NES crap games are a go...
Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
coolbond: Dear DR Alex how did you react to the UwUmoon?
GenericHerooo: KonCha
Qtaffy: Oh shit I haven't been here a while what happened to Alex's hair
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TXC2: the garbage web, which is not the dark web Kappa
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Alex: What year is this?
Nightvalien28: alex almost died there
offbeatwitch: no no alex, desert bus starts in a week
t3h_f1gm3nt: alex its time for your shift! Kappa
Mangledpixel: breathe, Alex, breathe!
delta__vee: phrasing KappaRoss
Anaerin: "A few minutes"
tim19862: curvyOK ?
wildpeaks: do not scare poor Alex like this :D
shamblingkrenshar: Please don't kill Alex, we need him.
NimrodXIV: "a few minutes"
DoodlestheGreat: Poor Alex...
Phothrism: You're in hell, it's desert bus FOREVER
n_mandrag: DB II- 2018
Questhere: that;s a nice hoodie
mnemonicman: Watch and Play the Game
Laogeodritt: Hahahaha, Desert Bus-related trauma =V
CleverCrumbish: It's time for your shift Alex!
tenthtechpriest: does alex need a paper bag?
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dreaminginautumn: 3.11111111 subbabbies!
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steampunkjesus: heh
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: How long was I out?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
Charlemandias: Almost time for dessert bus!
TheElrad: Alex, Wake up, it's time for your driving shift
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Gekyouryuu: nice toha heavy industries shirt, Alex
morgoth_bauglyr: desert bus south?
gnome_friend: Donate your eyes, Graham
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Piratical_tendancies: what's the desert bus countdown at?
Akaiatana: Who knew the bus runs on gaslight?
AdmiralMemo: kappa500 Wake up for your shift Alex
Phosphatide: pick up your driving shift, alex lrrSPOOP
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TheAinMAP: Highball the sub train.
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Reibwyr: Time for trash!
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battlebotsfan55: Commander storm kill already
Fruan: cheer53 Garbage? GARBAGE!
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Alahmnat: garbage day!
mister_foxhound: Hello!
lord_wertornion: 0w0
tim19862: oh
Meltalar: chained to the chair?
wildpeaks: wow
Foxmar320: wow
Alness49: We're hitting peak bus already!
Keab42: Poor Alex
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh dang that's good
TehAmelie: in the event the games take you hostage, Graham will not negotiate for your release
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Jonci_: First game of today: Desert Bus
tim19862: curvySS
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bogween: indentured servitude for GAMING
jeff_sg: Sub train for sure
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thejedininja92: Didn't know it was garbage day this week. I am so happy!
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Fr0Dough: I had the dusk stream on last night and alex bellowed his usual Laugh/scream and my wife says "Hi Alex" from the other room
offbeatwitch: kaa
Metric_Furlong: Indentured servitude: it's like slavery, except with nicer-sounding branding
Mangledpixel: countered!
offbeatwitch: haa
tim19862: lol
t3h_f1gm3nt: D'oh
TXC2: the desert bus countdown is: fuck off, we JUST had it
tim19862: nice
Riandisa: Nice
tenthtechpriest: CHALLENGE COIN
wildpeaks: hahaha
Masterofgames02: Alex needs to play sonic 2006
mariomario42: dang yo
tim19862: LOL
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DislecticWriter: garbaaaaage
somecall_metim: ????????????
Alness49: It's the new Club
Foxmar320: I tried it on James yesterday. James also has his.
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dreaminginautumn: Desert Bus challenge coins?
CleverCrumbish: Is this DBlooning?
Questhere: is this the new clubbing?
Alahmnat: lol wow
Amentur: lrrWOW
harvester369: what is with the coin?
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Nightvalien28: what happens when someone forgets one?
kynelwynn: Let's dob
gnome_friend dobs
coolbond: Dear DR Alex how did you react to the UwUmoon?
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TXC2: harvester369 it's DBloon
GeeItSomeLaldy: Make him play the DBFH Game Jam Games
Figgyleaf: I’m sorry, what?
Anaerin: Nightvalien28: They buy you i-cream.
red_shoes_jeff: I'm already enjoying this new tradition.
cleekru: What's with the DBLOON?
AdmiralMemo: @Nightvalien28 Coffee, ice cream, or a favor
EvilBadman: Generally with Challenge coin, if both people have them, the Challenger loses.
Akaiatana: <3 Alex. Excited for the personal work.
Xcuube dobs
Pteraspidomorphi: Now I want to go bake a cake
ekimekim: I have a rules question about the DBLoons. If I have two, can I out-bid someone with only 1 and make them get me ice-cream?
steelfox13: drill a small hope and make them a key fob
wildpeaks: brace for subtrain impact
Nightvalien28: Anaerin nice
bogween: make him play poptropica on a piano
Foxmar320: Speedrun the sub train
RoeDent89: Choo choo
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leebenningfield: sick dobs
Figgyleaf: What was... the coins?
TheMoatman: My vst dbloon is still in the mail
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Mazrae: hello hello
CataclysmicReverb: @GeeItSomeLaldy That's usually in october, once he's had time to forget
EvilBadman: @ekimekim I have 4. Come at me, bro.
Mazrae: how is everyone
wildpeaks: the coins are dbloons from desert bus
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gnome_friend: Hi Mazrael
mnemonicman: @loadingreadyrun you're like one of a few streamers to get my name right on first try
mikialice: Happy garbage day everyone
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
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gOckley: The logo perfectly covered Graham's mouth and it appeared he had a moustache. It looked good.
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: And he has a monocle....
InkyGhoast: pride100 pride100 pride100 Hip Hip Hooray For Garbage Day
ekimekim: EvilBadman: I actually have, um...let me count. 6.
nevermore913: it's Garbage Day!
tapdancingbeavers: Hello everyone :)
docsamurai: Dear Drs LRR did the NES I sent you still work? I noticed some chips in the paint so I'm worried it got dinged during shipping
gnome_friend: Hi tapdancingbeavers
kynelwynn: Steam comes out of the spear wound
jeff_sg: Challenge coins can get interesting
Akaiatana: Steampunk Jesus got London Flogged
Nightvalien28: the vape ghost
Sekunder: turns steam into wine
LarkSachrosis: Do you have agreements with SOs to not challenge in the home?
steampunkjesus: a crown of gears instead of thorns
fireiceair1989: fireic1Wave
Dared00: Woops, I'm late! Hi chat, hi A&G!
tim19862: curvySmoke2
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hippitybobbity: jesus with goggles on his crown od thorns
Foxmar320: cheer805 one day ill meat you guys and you better have your coins ready.
gnome_friend: sergeHi dared00
thetoastmonster: Steampunk Jesus turns water into gas
Mangledpixel: a top hat of thorns
Nightvalien28: turns water into guzoline
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Fozzy1203: Cant wait for some Watch and Play...what we playing today?
Nightvalien28: omg
DoodlestheGreat: Always great to start the show with a little blasphemy. :tf:
TXC2: surely Steam punk Jesus is just Ismbard Kingdoom Burnel? Kappa
EvilBadman: @ekimekim Lol, awesome. I actually only have 3, because I didn't need 4. (one for me, steph, steph's craft, and company prize)
steampunkjesus: that I do @thetoastmonster
Alness49: ALEX STOP
Jonci_: I never understood what the "Holy Ghost" was.
How_Fedorable: ooooh dead, gon be a good night
shamblingkrenshar: Deep lore building on LRR today.
offbeatwitch: you two ready for Desert Bus 1 to start tomorrow? Kappa
Foxmar320: meet*
electroswagnetism: cheer142 #teamorder
Alahmnat: *dies*
hippitybobbity: @txc2 lololo
triptaphane: i love that dresen dols song
richard_ermen: xD
Kramburger: OI
tim19862: haha
delta__vee: alol
Nightvalien28: hahahaha
mnemonicman: welp back to work. Don't let Alex suffer too much.
Alness49: But what is it called in London?
AdmiralMemo: kappa100 Get up in your bits?
Jadenim: @thetoastmonster No water into gas is Dieselpunk Jesus
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jeff_sg: “Don’t get up in my bits”
InkyGhoast: oh huh. learning sergeHeart
FireRogue: so i was watching the dbqwerp, but cant pass up a W&P!
Alahmnat: @Alness49 "fog"
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wildpeaks: a spider corgi sounds both adorable and terrifying
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lord_wertornion: So that is the machine spirit they speak of in Warhammer
Anaerin: Alness49: It's called "An abomination" - You don't drink Earl Grey with milk, that kind of tea you drink with lemon.
Jonci_: @Alness49 I'd suspect they call it "wrong"
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kynelwynn: Like those Cesear salads using actual Roman rulers
TXC2: lord_wertornion kinda
steelfox13: I heard a Vancouver Fog was a London Fog with black tea
TheMoatman: I started playing pokemon go again because of db
ekimekim: EvilBadman: oh yeah, i'm absolutely giving mine away next time i meet up with DB frands
TheMoatman: Hadn’t touched it since 2016
Foxmar320: Graham has been practicing speedrun strats
triptaphane: i thought darjeeling was earl grey for years
ClodiumSoride: I appreciate that Graham has cut out the "months" so as to get through the sub train that little bit sooner.
FireRogue: pogo is the bus
Metric_Furlong: whereas cyberpunk jesus is a 14-year-old Japanese girl with a smartphone and a very pig computer
gnome_friend: #TeamChaosL
EvilBadman: ekimekim Nice.
red_shoes_jeff: C H A O S
Xcuube: #TeamOrder
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Camthelion: Hai Fam
Azihe: cheer100
gnome_friend: sergeHi Camthelion
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TXC2: hello Camthelion welcome
Evandill: #TeamOrder
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: cheer100 :)
sethtriggs: party100
DaMullet14: London Fog is a trenchcoat brand
Keab42: See that's weird. I have to ask for a Winterfell Fog.
jkoon78076: hey everyone tmsH tmsH tmsH tmsH tmsH tmsH tmsH tmsUHOH tmsUHOH tmsUHOH tmsUHOH tmsUHOH
forcedreject: So will you guys ever be able to hear the word "CONGRATULATIONS" the same ever again?
Ranakel: Garbage Day!
coelopteryx: team capricious ambivalence
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Foxmar320: Now for round two of the train
TehAmelie: is that mug very large or is it camera tricks?
offbeatwitch: woop woop get some soup
Nightvalien28: nice
Jonci_: Nice
red_shoes_jeff: Hi, Whiskers!
IamRileyPM: nice
mikialice: Niceee
Xcuube: nicee
t3h_f1gm3nt: nice
CandyNuke: Nice
TXC2: Nice
GenericHerooo: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 PopCorn
How_Fedorable: Bring the filth!
steelfox13: TiL I don't know tea
red_shoes_jeff: nice
Featherweight_: jamieHi
samuraitiger19: Judge!
josh_le_crafter: Noice
Mangledpixel: n i c e
electroswagnetism: nice
IsaTheEngie: of course my internet exploded right when they read my resub bogotterCry
Zarve: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:26.
Amentur: Nice.
delta__vee: @Metric_Furlong, I'm still trying to imagine a "very pig computer" :D
gnome_friend: Whiskers! sergeHi
nevermore913: Graham that you for doing the K-pop dancing with Jeej was the highlight of everything i watched during desert bus!
richard_ermen: Trashtime begins?
triptaphane: does serge bus with tea as much as he buses with coffee
ReydienOnline: as the Train takes a Rec Break for "Nice"
thundershot879: nice
jeff_sg: Woooow!
fiech0: Graham or Alex have you ever been to Vancouver Washington, it’s far to the south. It’s mall is super anime
sag3error: Nice
Keab42: Is this going to be the fabled all train stream?
Foxmar320: lol
hainiryun_: a non zero quantity of avengers
wildpeaks: he needs one with anime waifus instead
NimrodXIV: "high on cape shit" is a very good phrase
ClodiumSoride: It's probably the comic book version of Ultron.
drcanonball: Mailtime: finished
Anaerin: What do we even...
Keab42: Is Poop Emoji not serving Alex well?
kumatsu: Alex is correct, cape shit is as garbage as your waifu
bi0buster: "I had to take pictures of what I installed" Oh _no_.
Foxmar320: Lets slowly build on the poop
jkoon78076: start with a game
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KV1NN4: That mug is worth a re-sub. lrrBEEJ
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lighting_bolt_123: weeb
TheOtherTrevor: Question regarding recent mail-time: Did Alex receive his gift?
FireRogue: @forcedreject hard nope
TemporallyAwry: "The Chute"
triptaphane: ew?
TehAmelie: take a picture of the desktop for proof of life in case some of the games are ransomware
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HavenJunde: lrrGARBO
offbeatwitch: graham you gotta play the Watch & Jam games sometime
geekyasari: cheer413 You know what you did, Alex. The police are coming to arrest you for your Homestuck crimes.
InkyGhoast: and then graham asked the garbage factory for garbage
battlebotsfan55: Hey graham I have a game for you Robot Arena 2
Foxmar320: oh goooood
wildpeaks: oh my
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chimenea1: twitch baby is so close
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Kykiwi: OH
Nightvalien28: oh good
ekimekim: battlebotsfan55: oooh yes
lord_wertornion: Diablo immortal?
Kykiwi: is it the quite man?
RoeDent89: Uh oh
Amadeus484: Uh-oh...
richard_ermen: Frack, I wanted to suggest something bad and I forgot!
TheOtherTrevor: (I was disappointed that there wasn't a cutaway to footage of Alex receiving his gift)
Jol_Loves_Johanna: I finally made a garbage day
Metric_Furlong: !panic
Phothrism: inb4 acutally fallout
Mr_Plutonium: Fallout 76?
coolbond: Dear DR Alex how did you react to the UwUmoon?
Rhynerd: Which one game?
Ristow: come on quiet man
josh_le_crafter: is it my secret pets???
rennz17: So I started rewatching desert bus and I noticed that when Ian introduces the first button he says that no one button could beat last year’s button.
JoTyler: is it giraffe town
Questhere: a silient human
kynelwynn: !advice
LRRbot: Hide behind the penguin.
AdmiralMemo: Booth View?
GeeItSomeLaldy: The Quiet Man
Kykiwi: Comeee onnn quite man
Reibwyr: please be Quiet Man please be Quiet Man please....
bi0buster: @battlebotsfan55 Send it to watchandplay @ !
Phothrism: what's quiet man?
gnome_friend: long looooong man
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richard_ermen: @AlexLRR Even CheckPoint?
ClodiumSoride: Graham, is the suggestion address still I have some suggestions I keep meaning to send in.
Foxmar320: lol
GeeItSomeLaldy: :D
mister_foxhound: oh
heyluckyannie: Sad I missed the tweet - I'm still holding out hope for Alex to play "Grandpa."
Tuckiozi: Uh oh
wildpeaks: definitely quiet man then
How_Fedorable: oooh no
Tuckiozi: oh no
Amentur: Quiet man!
nattsan: Here we GO
hainiryun_: oh it is
Kykiwi: YASSSS
tastethebeams: OH NO
t3h_f1gm3nt: excuse me?
wafflesoup: oh no
SkylerRingtail: Ohhhh no
hainiryun_: oh no
InkyGhoast: oh no
FireRogue: @coolbond I thought it was mUwUn?
nevermore913: Quiet Man!
Metric_Furlong: Oh nooooo
JoTyler: YUP
Reibwyr: YEEEEES
Tuckiozi: OH NO
Spriteclad: oh no
Phothrism: ???
Kykiwi: OHH NOO
CleverCrumbish: O!
Feltic: I was hoping for Nice Shot! again
Jondare: oh no
Piratical_tendancies: oh no
ZoBo_: oh dear
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @rennz17 oh man, how did I miss that
CleverCrumbish: NO!
accountmadeforants: Oh dear
wildpeaks: oh you poor thing
Jondare: poor alex
GDwarf: Oh. Oh no.
Nightvalien28: oh god no
Crad0k: uh oh
RoeDent89: UH OH
rybackgaming: OH NO
drcanonball: so movie time
Jonci_: Beware!
nattsan: It racist!
CapnRobert: yes!!
DoodlestheGreat: Oh no....
JosephDeath: No...
Amentur: OH BOI cohhEvil doogEvil
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WitchyWynne: OH NO
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SamJohnston: oh dear oh no oh lawd
MagisterMystax: 'An error occurred' is straight up a synonym of 'mistakes were made'
JoTyler: it was on stage at e3!
nevermore913: oh god this is bad
TheMoatman: Oh no
HavenJunde: oh it not good then?
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Rhynerd: Oh here we go
Unlucky_Desperado: oh god no
jeff_sg: Here we go
Foxmar320: I have not heard of this
mister_foxhound: And thus is superpowered
Songar87: OHNO
Mr_Plutonium: Oh boy
Nightvalien28: oh good shit
SquareDotCube: Poor Human Head...
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richard_ermen: Ohhhhh.....yeessssss
Luxatos: Um? I just resubbed but it didn't show up? Or did I miss it?
Jonci_: Welcome to Unskippable?
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Kajkaczcz: Ah, a welcome intermission while preparing for a limited GP this weekend.Any tips for GRN?
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GeeItSomeLaldy: you're supposed to get him a game he can PLAY
Nightvalien28: this is going to hurt
Metric_Furlong: Square Enix does produce good stuff. But they also produced Mind Jack
nightwingmisthawk: Alex you poor hooman
How_Fedorable: today on w+p, we watch a movie!
rennz17: @ok_we_live_here_now I know. I couldn’t believe I missed that either
richard_ermen: Ohhh, this is going to be GREAT :D
t3h_f1gm3nt: are we getting the fabled W+P Unskippable?
Fozzy1203: What even is this game lol
Saunabath: Oh it's this game
Involume: Oooooh I bought this game without reading the reviews
TXC2: wait was this at E3 this year?
GenericHerooo: BegWan
JoTyler: movie time!
nevermore913: I saw giant bomb east play this it is absolute trash
kynelwynn: Is this low key an episode of Unskippable? ;)
Foxmar320: huh
TheMoatman: Are you playing with the sound patch?
aClonedPickle: oh right ng+ is words
Phothrism: interesting?
fiech0: Graham are we going to see 76 today?
wildpeaks: the premise could have been so good and they missed the target by so far
Meltalar: alex have fun!
Keab42: Oh. This game.
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Phothrism: How could they screw this up?
triptaphane: i thought that logo was u two
Keab42: Oh no.
Mr_Plutonium: Based on Jim's review, this is gonna be good.
wildpeaks: the infuriating sound patch
nattsan: See deaf people don't understand what people around them say!
Emergent_OS: Wasn't this game featured at Square's E3 video as a live action teaser?
AdmiralMemo: Pros: Inclusivity in protagonists. Cons: It's got problems.
DaMullet14: Dialogue is the NG+
zinnyinn: cheer187
Dared00: Sound patch is only available after you finish
InkyGhoast: i hear a ben benginFingers
Mazrae: cheer105 i wish i could support you guys more and more often, but i love everything that you guys do
DarkNacht: Isn't the sound patch new game plus
TallBlondePillager: tRaSHNeT
CapnRobert: but the character does understand
triptaphane: nyc?
Foxmar320: really?
TemporallyAwry: pardon!?
shamblingkrenshar: Pardonbus?
Nightvalien28: do you have to ask?
Foxmar320: Facepalm
Questhere: so.. they havn't finished the game?
tim19862: let me guess, they effed up on disability sensitivity?
Caleb_QDC: Eat shit
richard_ermen: a way. Yes.
TXC2: thus defeating the point of the game?
Nightvalien28: everything is micro transactions welcome to the future
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CapnRobert: no its not dlc audio its the height of shitty artsy ness
EvilBadman: It's like a weird dramatic irony thing
Jonci_: The plot is the Hot Coffee
TheOtherTrevor: It's "Artistic"
lord_wertornion: The UI has some issues already
wildpeaks: yup, it defeats the purpose of the game
PhoenixMelior: I wonder if Alex has ever played DLC Quest
ClodiumSoride: I think this game qualifies for "hunting for the subtitles option" on my bingo card.
Sannindi: Did you mention it's an FMV game?
bi0buster: It's a patch? You have to *install?* Why not just have it as a NG+ mode?
DaMullet14: it might ACTUALLY be that model, that's his day job
triptaphane: oh are we cussing again? idr the dynamic anymore post db
Fr0Dough: In engine video
jeff_sg: An interesting game for sure
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tim19862: fmv?
samuraitiger19: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:52.
Fruan: So more Watch and less Play today, then.
CleverCrumbish: @triptaphane we are but it'll feel weird for a bit
CompSciJedi: Ooh, FMV game
drcanonball: MGS 4 LEVELS OF VIDEO
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CapinCold: oh no not this game
AdmiralMemo: It is... and isn't
triptaphane: y e ah it does eh
DaMullet14: The FMV blends "seamlessly" with in-engine cutscenes
The_Irish_Blaggard: Oh glorious FMV
tastethebeams: @LoadingReadyRun what makes it really confusing is, even though he's deaf, he has conversations with characters in many later cutscenes.
TehAmelie: well, if your reward for beating the game is not being deaf anymore i think that's already insensitive
Pangogie: Pfffft.
Evandill: It both is and isn't.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So in the game about being deaf... they start immediately with a soundtrack and background noises?
DaMullet14: For a truly cinematic experience
Foxmar320: Hi Jace
Ranakel: Dear Dr. Graham, you can't fool me. The stream may be named Watch+Play, but I know an Unskippable when I see one
RAICx: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:12.
richard_ermen: This game. Safe for cardiac people?
rustenskurk: [rythmic chanting]: F! M! Vee-ee!
mariomario42: Did Neil Breen make this?
zinnyinn: cheer228
tim19862: moody teen Kappa
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: oh THIS game
bi0buster: It's dat boi.
GeeItSomeLaldy: Jace, Silenced
alialately: It sucks that you can't put a message on new subs. I won't be able to resubscribe...
Amentur: tim19862, kinda. But the gameplay isn't adventure/puzzle but beating up 3 people over and over again
triptaphane: i used to live in nyc and it felt like bizarro Vancouver where i also lived
Zanaide: Adrian Broody
lighting_bolt_123: jace lul
Novus_Spes: "no one understands me..........."
NojhLivic: This is a game?
Papperslappen: Excellent broodsmanship
Phosphatide: these are some good graphics
kynelwynn: Look at this guy. Makes blog posts about how his parents held him down and that's why the Last Jedi sucked
TXC2: I legit can't tell if this id filmed or CGI :P
josh_le_crafter: This sounds like an interesting premise... how iw it gonna be butchered
electroswagnetism: very jaywalking
IamRileyPM: hes so brood-y hes teaming with edge and chrstian
fiftymcnasty: @mariomario42 oh god please no
EvilBadman: It probably filmed in Vancouver for the tax breaks Kappa
nightwingmisthawk: K if you like cutscenes make an F-ing movie instead of a game, Square Enix!
Involume: You know how they say that audio makes up for 80% of a movie experience? Yeah, turns out they're not faking. You take that out and it makes something BOORING.
hajnal_endot: @tehamelie it's even worse when the game doesn't let you perceive the world with the other senses. it's... remarkable
heyluckyannie: Games have gotten way prettier since I mostly stopped playing them
RAICx: Hi LRR, hi chat. Did I miss much?
fiech0: E Tu brute?
Blizzinam: What are we looking at?
togashinaruta: Is this just The Magicians?
triptaphane: that has to be a gyros cart
AdmiralMemo: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn I mean, maybe he's not fully deaf, and is simply has hearing problems.
nevermore913: i feel bad for Alex having to play this
SAJewers: RAICx: no, just started
Theycallmejokke: Oh... OH! this game
Azihe: "whatever, mom. you just don't understand me"
Feltic: Brüdy
caulderjof: We just watching a movie for Watch+Play?
Kykiwi: What is he even buying?
jakale: he looks like someone going for a Leon from RE look
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Keab42 Jaywalks into a cutscene
DeafMints: Hi @AdmiralMemo
PhoenixMelior: this man is 3edgy5me
nattsan: Ahhhh racism!
auxv: you can hear all the foley tho...
Fr0Dough: Thats not an ok thing to say hot dog man
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Evandill: There;s \like 400% more people if this was really New York.
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: so there are no dialouge sometimes.. but there are sound effects?
CleverCrumbish: Wait we can hear the hot dog man?
Aenir798: So...this is a game, right?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @AdmiralMemo guess we'll find out. :)
darkecologist: little montenegro part of new york
Foxmar320: Yeah its a bit odd
Ukon_vasara: oh, of course this game would be on here
Azihe: ah yes, the warriors are out
mister_foxhound: Careful, huh? Let me go into an alley!
nevermore913: it could have been good
DaMullet14: This game just makes me sad, because it's doing like, six really interesting things and it executes all of them so badly because it can't juggle
Evandill: er there needs to be like 400% more.
CyanMig: gee i hope we dodnt run into those savages
triptaphane: cute hair tho
Metric_Furlong: nattsan no no, it's the extended family of one of The Mythbusters
virre_: is it shot by wrestling people
JoTyler: this is actually really neat having graham here for this for the cinematic aspects
PhoenixMelior: Tic tac toe, I'm X you're O
MagisterMystax: Technical diagram
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wildpeaks: I'm guessing they were hoping to go for the Quantum Break vibe
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CyanMig: oh dear
Fr0Dough: Hot dog cartographer!
togashinaruta: The ESB does disappear quickly in NYC. You have to work to get it in shot
Mr_Horrible: "he's almost got tic-tac-toe... I'm running out of time"
Featherweight_: it was a plotdog
JoTyler: graham might get hurt more than alex by this game
Kykiwi: that is not what that means
AdmiralMemo: kappa100 Seems more like Watch and Watch today.
Phosphatide: swear alert FrankerZ
The_Irish_Blaggard: Oh Boy
Izandai: I thought this was a games stream. Why are we watching a movie?
Caleb_QDC: That’s because there’s nothing there
Foxmar320: O_o
NarishmaReborn: I have to go on a treasure hunt to get my hot dog?
ClodiumSoride: This is dialogue we're *supposed* to be able to follow??
Papperslappen: Mandatory dangerous "ethnic" people
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
mister_foxhound: Good one!
DiscordianTokkan: seabatYIKES
TXC2: Gross
shamblingkrenshar: I guess you have to have been there.
forcedreject: What isthis?
Noy2222: The... What?
virre_: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Foxmar320: I hope we missed part of that joke for reasons
Mr_Horrible: seabatYIKES
JoTyler: "joke"
Novus_Spes: I don't get...many things right now.
e_bloc: he's just a happy guy
triptaphane: is his cig on backward
PhoenixMelior: what game is this
sethtriggs: That's sure dialogue
dropkickstart: wow, this is awful already
geometaphysicist: This is actually filmed. It's a little unnerving.
Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior the quiet man
rustenskurk: Not everyone is professional online comedian, Graham
Anaerin: Because someone else appreciated how hot his girlfriend is?
CapnRobert: that guy has 2 hats on
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior The Quiet Man
DaMullet14: geometaphysicist: It's FMV
PsychoI3oy: oh man now i recognize this as the trailer for this gaem
Kykiwi: How dare you put donw your food
Alahmnat: penises are funny, G
AdmiralMemo: Just the first
PhoenixMelior: Nightvalien28 hmm, I think I've heard of this
Foxmar320: Why not both?
Shoki_Donai: Garbage day? Live? Finally!
TehAmelie: now i wanna see Riddick kill someone with a hot dog
hajnal_endot: "tap to earn bits by watching an ad" is the best* thing about twitch mobile (*fuuuuuuck it)
lord_wertornion: How many tries were there until that bag didn't fall off
NojhLivic: Is the idea that our character is deaf?
Foxmar320: O_o
wildpeaks: awkward
Izandai: ?
CyanMig: awkward
mister_foxhound: Can understand spanish
Involume: He looks like Ruby Rose from John Wick 2
Metric_Furlong: NojhLivic yes
ThePov42: um
ZeroArcana: uh
AdmiralMemo: Being John Malkovich?
Evandill: what
mariomario42: oh no
thundershot879: um
drcanonball: lul wut
DaMullet14: The transition to in-engine here is legit, it's just sad that it didn't pay off anything
Aenir798: goodbye sound
Gen2Gengar: I remember this game!
Camail: great follow through on that punch
Piratical_tendancies: um
tastethebeams: LUL
nevermore913: do we get to play now?
drcanonball: he ded
Jonci_: KO
ThePov42: wut
darkora: wait what?
swaggytaco: wow that was weird
Nightvalien28: this is poorly shot
thirsty_kitteh: You sure this isn't just a movie?
Anaerin: That uppercut was WAY undersold.
richard_ermen: ALEX
TXC2: the fuck was that?
shamblingkrenshar: Oh suddenly its The Matrix.
SerGarretCameron: HONK.
ClodiumSoride: When does Alex get to press a button or make a choice?
Camail: textbook hook right there
bi0buster: Is this LegallyDistinctDareDevil?
FireRogue: what just happened?
IanJacek: His Kung fu is unorthodox
Izandai: Now I will take exactly two steps forward.
richard_ermen: Was that a Metal Gear Reference?°
Kykiwi: S E A M L E S S
qrpth: I'm experiencing... something?
Foxmar320: What is this game
accountmadeforants: Emo Hoodsman is a tough guy. Tough enough to save the president I reckon.
Lord_Hosk: That person knows Slow mo
kynelwynn: Was.. was that supposed to be where they put a QTE?
Keab42: Wat?
geometaphysicist: Oh my.
NojhLivic: Whoa. Smooth transition.
castlewise: A jackie chan movie this is not
Feltic: Press X to not die
ClodiumSoride: Oh, that'd be now.
hippitybobbity: Lol
Metric_Furlong: Foxmar320 The Quiet Man
Mr_Horrible: Man, I didn't think they could do it but somehow this new season of Iron Fist is even *worse*
richard_ermen: That stance! And what is that gun?!
Rhynerd: @foxmar320 the Quiet Man
The_Irish_Blaggard: Ah yes. Everyone knows that deaf people compensate for their disability by also being Jason Bourne
Shoki_Donai: Oh no.
Phosphatide: almost got there
Dabrainbox: Buttery smooth
TraceBullet: "seamless"
red_shoes_jeff: Um
steelfox13: no one hears him coming
electroswagnetism: Oh, being deaf is superpowers. g r e a t.
LarkSachrosis: but....why?
MagisterMystax: He has a bendy arm
Krimarie: What in the world
Izandai: TBH other than the model jumping around that was pretty good.
Rhynerd: Welcome to 3D!
NimrodXIV: his hair changed color
e_bloc: natural movements
AdmiralMemo: That dude is... dancing?
drcanonball: can we go back to the movie?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: his hair changed color?
ClodiumSoride: @feltic I'd love to see them play Press X Not to Die.
FireRogue: he
Keab42: I think they had to speed that fight up
anemzero: I can barely even tell there was a change there
thundershot879: sudden cgi
Foxmar320: I know what the game is called...
RAICx: What's up with left dude's shirt?
DaMullet14: The controls are in the pause menu
Dabrainbox: That camera...
CleverCrumbish: Decent face capture I guess
swaggytaco: oh noooo
triptaphane: so this is mall aesthetic... daredevil was eyesight not hearing impaired right? is there a deaf superhero or hoh super im forgetting
Rhynerd: Time to beat dudes up.
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thetoastmonster: Wasn't his hair longer and also a different colour
Lord_Hosk: ded
FireRogue: yeah, im alzo seeing different hair colors
DaMullet14: they don't tell you any of them in-game
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Azihe: what the fuck is with the animations
Evandill: the lighting is SO DIFFERENT.
TehAmelie: how FMV games have changed since the days of CD-ROM being the hottest new thing
PhoenixMelior: WOW look at this in engine footage
Fr0Dough: Someone forgot to put on big head mode
hippitybobbity: hey uh is the game silent for yo guys too?
virre_: also the models hair from the back looked very Rachel....
Questhere: soo shiny
ReydienOnline: thanks for standing there and waiting, thug #2
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ChipMissile: Animations suck but the models look decent at least?
The_Irish_Blaggard: Did the character model just look at the camera?
Izandai: So we're playing an emotionless deaf guy who beats people up. Why?
Feltic: @ClodiumSoride that's a thing?
Foxmar320: ummm sure
ThePov42: That man intersected with the wall
TXC2: so this game is from like 2009 right?
Camail: is that jelly
richard_ermen: Kicked so hard that he melted in to the wall.
forcedreject: So this seems to have unusually high production values for a W+P Game?
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Lord_Hosk: all three... dead
Rockario: So it's Hotline Miami, but the dude is deaf?
offbeatwitch: I swear I've seen these shots
Nightvalien28: TXC2 this year
Spluuga: oof dat whiplash
Mijnheer: v i d e o g a m e s
bi0buster: @forcedreject even AAA can be garbage.
Evandill: That doesn't look natural.
triptaphane: kick till he clips
togashinaruta: Is this a remake of John Wayne’s “The Quiet Man” about an ex-boxer?
nevermore913: and i believe that is all the sound for the rest of the game
CleverCrumbish: @TXC2 lrrBEEJ
Alahmnat: seamless transition there
Mangledpixel: the gamma correction factor for the video is diffferent from the gameplay
Slurpee_E: Is this the new Spider-Man? Kappa
cillerenda1115: Graham here is that sub i said id give you
Ukon_vasara: wait, theres actual game play in this video game?
Lord_Hosk: You just murdered three people
movexig: What the heck is this? It's simultaneously really high budget and seemingly utter trash.
xagafinelle: gameplay substitute, chunked and formed
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GeeItSomeLaldy: he wouldn't look out of place in FF XV
kynelwynn: "How could this happen to meeeee?"
Piratical_tendancies: The pirouettes could use some work
Izandai: What's this game called?
lord_wertornion: They all look way younger in the gameplay
NojhLivic: Well at least he model's acting is up to the same level as the actor's.
Decaped: ah, this game again.
Theycallmejokke: And now we're here!
triptaphane: i like this art school teacher haircut
jakale: the lends falre flavored blue lighting could be better
ClodiumSoride: @feltic Yes, it's a game that's entirely QTEs. It's actually pretty cool, and there are multiple paths through it depending on choices.
PerpetualDM: Seamless transitions
Metric_Furlong: Izandai The Quiet Man
SpicyNapalm: game is numotPOOP
CaptainSpam: So... those were the sandwiches the guy warned you about?
Kykiwi: get ready to beat up the same 5 six people
JoTyler: @Izandai the quiet man
Koshindan: Now imagine if he wasn't deaf and instead had tinnitus and you just heard a incessant ringing.
Izandai: ty
tim19862: wooow
alialately: I shold have done this when they were looking even remotely^^
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, this is even worse than I've read till now
Nightvalien28: have all of them
Izandai: That's an excellent point, Alex.
minicrayfish74: What game is this?
Dared00: Reminder: this was announced *THIS YEAR* at E3.
Feltic: @ClodiumSoride Well I'll be, learn something new everyday
Involume: Somebody watched Daredevil and went "hang on a sec..."
EvilBadman: God, I remember the teaser for this...and thinking it was gonna be cool. Woooops
tim19862: budget cuts Kappa
MikoKisai: @minicrayfish74 The Quiet Man
nevermore913: this is the rest of the game
CapnRobert: oh this is gonna be a good one lol
Foxmar320: lol
NimrodXIV: that's a weird keyboard
edgar_j: that gang has too many actors duh
TXC2: what are these pictures?
Uppercaseccc: YES
Alahmnat: maybe they forgot to shoot that one
PhoenixMelior: wait this was a Square Enix game?!
InkyGhoast: They saw what Hideo Kojima was up to and also played Phantasmagoria and said "Yes this is a good idea"
richard_ermen: Man, Sony´s effin 'The Bouncer' did this better in 2004!
PandasAndPancakes: Oh hey, this game. Have they added the text back in yet?
NojhLivic: Okay. That's kinda neat.
LarkSachrosis: I'm gonna go with "union scale"?
Izandai: I like the aesthetic of this neon menu.
caulderjof: Ooh, he's deaf?
Foxmar320: I kind of like the tutorial stuff
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior yes
ReydienOnline: first you go "whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop" then you dash and become muhammad Ali
Evandill: Like in the FMV he looks fine then the lighting has like so much bloom for nO REASON.
ClodiumSoride: I would rather play a game that looked like these instructions than the game itself. Like a Game & Watch done in neon.
Phosphatide: options menu in the background i guess
Shoki_Donai: Bankai
s0lesurviv0r: our dude looks like a budget cousin of Leo from Tekken
PhoenixMelior: SQUEENIX WHAT
ZeroArcana: i guess if you've got money to burn?
Izandai: Kai O Ken!
Zalbaag: It's ok, the next one will be Claymation
Koshindan: This tutorial is busy.
CraziestOwl: Hi everyone
movexig: Oh look, the options menu is on the wall there
tenthtechpriest: this hurts the alex
Feltic: Kai-o-Que!
Emergent_OS: Holy Cow, Square... Why? lrrAWW
triptaphane: these neon light visuals are too good and well rendered for this particular game
Nightvalien28: oh its bullet time
Kykiwi: Q is like your lock on
Mijnheer: I heard Jim and Laura talk about this on podquisition, I had no idea it was THIS BAD lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: sergeHi craziestOwl
Foxmar320: That man died
forcedreject: What is Q literally "ZA WARUDO?"
ThePov42: listen to the quiet voice
sethtriggs: Heh this is actually an interesting tutorial I reckon
bi0buster: This is basically Yakuza right?
buckminst: Yakuza-style fighting, this is not.
NojhLivic: The new DLC for spiderman is weird...
Voidhawk42: Why is everything muted?
mariomario42: these camera angles though
ProfClarySage: Q is the color of your energy, whoooa
A_Dub888: Knee. To. Face.
IbunWest: What is with this camera
CapnRobert: yeah this game has 5 enemys
Danaera: Oh this game! I came in at a great time!
electroswagnetism: Hah, the DVD options are on audio
CraziestOwl: !uptime
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shamblingkrenshar: We're stuck in a time loop of some sort.
TraceBullet: the gamma in the gameplay is way higher than the live action
Jonci_: Lens flare!
offbeatwitch: god the pacing on these scenes are AWFUL
GeeItSomeLaldy: Kamehameha him
forcedreject: Nice frame rate game
Koshindan: This city has a clone problem.
JoTyler: interchangeable gang members
ZeroArcana: they had to cut corners somewhere, Graham
TXC2: Bye Frame rate
Anaerin: They have a limited number of assets.
AdmiralMemo: !game
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MercurialVox: That man bussing DIED
offbeatwitch: RANDOM FADE TO BLACK
ThePov42: SURE
DaMullet14: buckminst: It's yakuza's controls, just with all the dynamic and environment taken out
Driosenth: can anyone figure out what game that option screen is from>
anemzero: So.. the protagonist is deaf.. so we can't.. her anything?
Kykiwi: THEre are like 6 different enimy models
triptaphane: why does he even hurt these dudes was it shared? they were just chillin in an alley were they not?
Driosenth: ?
richard_ermen: Interesting. Is this how deafness sounds? Because methinks not.
Izandai: Why do I feel like this game isn't doing anything interesting or insightful with the deafness conceit?
bi0buster: This guy looks like he's 12.
TallBlondePillager: I'm having flashbacks to Enter The Matrix
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SpoonfullOfSugar: how do they decide where gameplay sh9ould be?
hippitybobbity: his kung fu is FORBIDDEN
TheAwkes: This smacks of film/dev school portfolio project. Very look-what-I-can-do.
ThePov42: That jacket does not fit well
CapnRobert: they use like the same npc models throughout they have like 10
CompSciJedi: This must be the work of some kind of Stand!
couldntpickausername: missed the start which game is this?
CapnRobert: maybe
lighting_bolt_123: he has a baby face
virre_: I kind of like the ideas behind this but the implementation...
TXC2: couldntpickausername the quiet man
nevermore913: the quiet man
JoTyler: the flashback scenes are going to slay both of themmm
ClodiumSoride: I'm going to check off "trying to hard to be 'meta'" also.
TXC2: !game
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Avayu: I heard about this game, but this ,somehow, at the same time surpasses and falls short of my expectations.
movexig: Söl
Laogeodritt: And back to filmed cutscene
CleverCrumbish: @TheAwkes Tbh it looks like somebody CARGO CULTING film/game dev portfolio projects
LarkSachrosis: Has *anything* happened to convey our character's motivation?
GeeItSomeLaldy: So, does he breath through his skin?
Decaped: are they going to play Fallout 76 next?
TXC2: !game override The Quiet Man
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Mijnheer: Looks like Jace forgot most of his magic and the only spell he remembers how to cast is FIST
virre_: Well playing as somebody with no hearing
nevermore913: it's also just really bad, not like fun bad, but bad bad
mariomario42: haha
gnome_friend: Turn one sol ring
Lord_Hosk: Nice that they went with a christmas lights motion to display the controls you would use to murder people
wildpeaks: behold, tragic backstory dump
LarkSachrosis: Are we a vigilante?
TheUnknownVeg: Wait this is IRL acting?
e_bloc: Hair. Hair never changes
GravityWell34: oh fff it’s Enter the Matrix :/
Admiralmatt: ?codefall
Qtaffy: The contrast man, why couldn't they just raise the contrast
kynelwynn: We are all SoL
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Kykiwi: pfft
triptaphane: im quiet and pretty and bother people trying to exist. im the embodiment of the city of Vancouver
AdmiralMemo: !game weird
Comet__: oh good, you're playing the version without audio.
NojhLivic: That's it kid. Chew. Chew the scenery.
ThePov42: Have we even obliquely approached a plot yet?
e_bloc: that's one baller ass painting
TheWarbo: When he was young, the hair was on the other side?
shamblingkrenshar: Wait is this guy just Daredevil except deaf instead of blind?
BlueMechanic: This is nothing like the John Wayne film
movexig: [silent rap music playing in the distance]
bi0buster: Can we play supervoid instead?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: latin john cena?
Izandai: caw caw motherfucker
Alness49: So he's fighting his childhood rival? I've seen this anime
buckminst: Nice Crow reference there.
TallBlondePillager: Did Bruno Mars murder his parents?
TehAmelie: the neon light tutorials look fun but feels extremely random
NimrodXIV: ^
mariomario42: They brought in that nice portrait into this dump?
movexig: The prophecy is true
TheUnknownVeg: mashing left click intensifies
Rockario: It's not the same haircut, he parts on a different side now lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: !birb
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Camail: this is where we learn that sound is pretty important to game feel
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electroswagnetism: *teleports beside you*
Lord_Hosk: Good thing non of these... "gang?" members have a gun or a knife
LarkSachrosis: vinejoelDio
richard_ermen: Really Graham, that haircut was his last memory from his mother°
CraziestOwl: No voice acting?
Figgyleaf: Was that Bruno marz?
Izandai: Don't do that. That behind-the-back elbow jab? Don't do that. That's a bad move.
sethtriggs: I love how all the NPCs are ice skating
acuilador: The sound mixing hurts us....
Foxmar320: Did we punch the color out of the world
Dabrainbox: "Remember that time I had an emotion"
OriginalGarwulf: Are we given any guidance on what we are attempting to accomplish?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: You punched the flashback out of that man
Nightvalien28: remember that thing we saw a second ago?
VoltageSpike: Did you just use my favorite Crow quote, Alex? You are the best.
alialately: That was the first time I cried.
Theycallmejokke: You know a city have gone to the rats, when the gangs have access to cloning technology
josh_le_crafter: I have a feeling that the reason why we're fighting is just a huge misunderstanding...
DiscordianTokkan: Wa-tatatata?
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ThePov42: Yeah, these dastardly urban gangsters seem not only to not be armed, but to have commited not crimes other than being untidy and PoC
AdmiralMemo: @CraziestOwl I mean... he's deaf, so what would be the point?
Sannindi: Parry those fists, Alex.
TraceBullet: this is like bargain bin Yakuza
Jonci_: You counter so hard, they see your flashbacks!
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CleverCrumbish: @Izandai I believe you but explain
Metric_Furlong: why is that in the codefall?
InkyGhoast: Sol 33, totally not MS-13
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MagisterMystax: It's the crime room
Meltalar: we need to loot them and get better ITEMS!
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ClodiumSoride: @camail If they'd actually committed more to deafness it might be more interesting, but they seem to want to have their cake and eat it too.
mariomario42: "programmed with the most tragic backstory"
HavenJunde: supervoid?
accountmadeforants: This reminds me of that other game you guys played, with the drugs and the shootout in a parking garage that went on for several hours.
red_shoes_jeff: What is this ANYTHING.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: that's where they keep their squallor
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Mr_Horrible: Is it his superpower somehow keeping that leather jacket immaculate through all these fistfights?
caulderjof: Is this actually set in the 80s?
triptaphane: help this topman model is destroying the city
ChrisTheRock91: whats the game?
Alness49: This concept is neat, but I feel this would be better as some sort of kung fu flick, and we're some ancient master or something
ClodiumSoride: Supervoid better game than thos ine.
Amentur: The Supervoid was in the MC all along
Feltic: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Emergent_OS: Arkham-style Combat can be one the gameplay pillars, but not the ONLY one.
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MikoKisai: this is a neat idea for a game IMO, but the execution seems to fall flat
CaptainSpam: So being deaf gives you action movie fighting powers, then. Got it.
bi0buster: It seems like they just didn't have anywhere else to put it.
Mangledpixel: booze table, good, lamp table, excellent
Amentur: Feltic cohhNani
forcedreject: is this a demo or is this a complete game...?
Koshindan: Where else would they put the machine tools, the meth lab?
NarishmaReborn: all the booze must go on *that* table
AdmiralMemo: Can we play SuperVoid?
movexig: Just downing giant bottles of Kikkoman like all gangsters
JoTyler: @forcedreject this is the whole game
CataclysmicReverb: It's like, a garage with no way for a car to get in
offbeatwitch: god what is this pacing
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I'm really disappointed by the lack of quality in the tags on the walls in that room. Bottom-tier stuff.
triptaphane: is he wearing wingtips
offbeatwitch: it's like
thenb44: yeehaw
tapdancingbeavers: everything is pushed to the walls for fighting in the middle too
forcedreject: @JoTyler Oh my...
offbeatwitch: RANDOM FADE TO BLACK
NarishmaReborn: I mean, many people do that
bi0buster: That _stance_
Izandai: @CleverCrumbish You basically don't have any mechanical advantage. You're twisting your body into, rather than out of, a contorted position to power your strike, which is much less effective.
MagisterMystax: Superkick!
Kykiwi: hey look the same guy models
offbeatwitch: then suddenly HERE GO
triptaphane: donde.. are u frok
AdmiralMemo: @forcedreject Complete game, but the voice acting is (free) DLC
DruthersHaver: lol i wonder if this was "inspired" by that shitty early 2000s Squaresoft game The Bouncer.
NojhLivic: OOoh spin spin
LarkSachrosis: Why would they not pain the door?
ThePov42: We don't even navigate between fights, we just open a door and then commence the punching
wildpeaks: that man ? ded
Phosphatide: superkick party!
Tuckiozi: Codeswitching is a real thing
LarkSachrosis: *paint
fiftymcnasty: The spinning nut kick
Mr_Horrible: groin status: ruptured
red_shoes_jeff: Bye, nards!
Feltic: There is no table, there is no spoon
forcedreject: @AdmiralMemo EXCUSE ME?
joviniusmaximus: there's a lot of teleporting
DiscordianTokkan: Phased RIGHT through the table
Admiralmatt: ?codefall
Amentur: He went through the table D:
shamblingkrenshar: Bah god that man had a family!
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Crad0k: that man phased through a table
Camail: yea spanish/english is a relatively common thing
PsychoI3oy: you kicked him through the table
PhoenixMelior: We ARE Daniel Bryan
DaMullet14: AdmiralMemo: It's not DLC at this point, it's just NG+
joviniusmaximus: is that the hero's super power? teleporting?
Xcuube: superkick party time?
SAJewers: through the table there
emberBecky: I mean that's a thing people do. It's called code-switching. but yehhh. I doubt this is an accurate depiction of anything.
DaMullet14: The patch released already
SchalaKitty: you kicked him straight through the table!
FireRogue: to be fair, im bilingual, and i swap languages midsentence all the time
Akaiatana: Where's my hush money?
CleverCrumbish: @Izandai I see. Also I'd imagine it hurts. Elbows are jarrable things.
MalBeam: you punched him so hard he clipped through the table
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Does that make it a Superkick PARTY?
ThePov42: That is the derpiest face
electroswagnetism: Shame he's deaf so that he can't hear all of this Sweet Chin Music
kynelwynn: Superkick party you say?
triptaphane: hes got more hairstay power than trowa barton
virre_: So we are having a Superkick Party
Alahmnat: that man? fridged
Kramburger: Why are his jeans so shiny?
The_Irish_Blaggard: I feel like some decent music would have worked a lot better in the background than constant muffled crap
JohnLockeCole: it's a superkick party
Foxmar320: You kicked that man directly in the heart
HavenJunde: you kicked into his chest
TXC2: pro tip: if your in a fight IRL, DONT KICK
darkora: kicked THROUGH his chest, holy crap
Caleb_QDC: I hate to break it but Spanglish is less unrealistic than you might think
Uppercaseccc: superkick party
branston567: Super kick PARTY
Inquisitor_Xian: but he's not slapping his thigh for maximum noise lol
GeeItSomeLaldy: That man had a dog, and that dog is after you now
mariomario42: Wow, they tagged everything but the door
Statist42: i just came back, why does it sound like we are underwater?
ZachtlyAsIntended: Wh...what have I stumbled into?
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 additional pro-tip: don't get into a fight with a gang
Feltic: Tubbed
AdmiralMemo: @Statist42 The protag is deaf
DaMullet14: Statist42 We're deaf
FurthestChunk55: what BARRRRRR is he
TXC2: Metric_Furlong yes
TheUnknownVeg: No reaciton wow
Luxatos: Phone call for you on my Maxwell Smart style shoe phone.
TehAmelie: remember Bouncer, the game made to showcase the PS2 stroke sensitive buttons?
theeviljaffa: the same guy again
Fozzy1203: IDK guys, this looks turd lrrGARBO
virre_: Is this sponsored by The Young Bucks with all the super kicks
jakale: clean up your act
CleverCrumbish: @Statist42 Protagonist is deaf, they are doing a bad job of conveying this
rennz17: Bilingual people tend to actually switch between languages pretty much out of nowhere
wildpeaks: oh man that would have been good
Feltic: ASL one liners?
edgehead_: What bar is our character?
CaptainSpam: "I put my left leg in. YOU. I call it the Hokey Pokey stance."
kynelwynn: "Clear yourself up. you dead"
Kykiwi: THat would an actully cool idea
t3h_f1gm3nt: or at least have him flip people off
Evandill: that'd be DOPE.
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shamblingkrenshar: They could always use the universal flipping the guys off.
triptaphane: "time for you to.... fall into a bath tub abruptly."
mister_foxhound: They sure don't have enough enemy models
CyanMig: this is like someone took all the ingrediants of an amazing cake and made a stew with them
NojhLivic: How much walking are we going to have to watch?
Gabriel_Mobius: If he did ASL one liners this game would have been salvaged into camp territory easily
Jonci_: When you spent all your budget on the film director and the CGI director was an intern
mattman257700: So how's the movie?
theeviljaffa: so is this about someone fighting a clone army
NarishmaReborn: Skinny Steve Segal
Avayu: That would have required anyone involved in this project to do some research into deaf people, though ...
LarkSachrosis: But that would've required research and effort.
ThePov42: Yeah, like... why not do the "A Quiet Place" thing and actually get ASL-fluent actors?
AdmiralMemo: I still don't understand the FMV choice
Emergent_OS: I love how NPCs transpose through the presumably solid decorations.
TehAmelie: i read that as Club Mayonnaise as first and i think it'd be an improvement
fiech0: If you super kick all the time is it still a super kick
branston567: all of them Graham
Rioxcon: can I just play as that lady from John wick 2
vegetalss4: If nothing else someone put a lot more effort into this than is typical for games that are on this show.
Fr0Dough: Why is baby driver kicking people
Rockario: So is this with or without the sound patch?
rennz17: Giving someone the bird is pretty much universal.
Metric_Furlong: Rockario without
TXC2: Rockario without
InkyGhoast: it's a good idea, but teeeeerrrrrible execution
Kykiwi: THe idea is not bad but horrible execution
hajnal_endot: @cyanmig that is a vivid analogy
nevermore913: just bad execution
Izandai: @CleverCrumbish If you were gonna do something like that you would need to switch your stance so that you're leading with the foot on the same side as the elbow you're striking with. Doing that sort of spin would actually produce a fairly strong jab, but it's slow and involves turning your back to your opponent, which is a bad idea.
Shmurph: we could at least get subtitles since he can read the lips
wildpeaks: that idea done well would have been so cool, shame they missed the mark so bad
Mr_Horrible: yeah, this has some really good touches to it
Foxmar320: ummm
PsychoI3oy: what if squeenix is talking about it but it's muted for effect?
Nightvalien28: the idea is not bad, the everything else is
margieargie: Wow, graphics are looking so great in games these days!
edgar_j: these video cut scenes kinda look "animated"? Is it the lighting? How do you call that?
Evandill: Do we know this person?
TXC2: that's just gross
theeviljaffa: why did they cut away from the mouth so we can't understand
Rockario: @TXC2 Got it, the opening scene having dialogue threw me a little
Ranakel: Like. If you plan on making a game about a deaf guy. You don't make your game two thirds dialogue cutscenes.
Gen2Gengar: Did they find footage from a 2003 movie?
triptaphane: i cant read lips, i mouth to someone tryinf to silently lip speak something to me
AdmiralMemo: Great idea, terrible execution
LarkSachrosis: I can't read lips lrrBEEJ
DaMullet14: There are SO MANY good ideas that had no editorial oversight and therefore completely bombed
Theroastedrooster: !next
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JoTyler: audio is ng+
Avayu: So they decided they don't need storytelling?
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Foxmar320: Thats a bad choice
MousseFilledCat: The thing that bothers me is that the protagonist is clearly understanding things that are being told to him, but for some reason we as the player aren't getting that information
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: There's even a bit where he reads a letter but only like a third of it is actually shown on screen
movexig: I don't know if "we intentionally made it incomprehensible, as a joke!" is much of a good hook for a game.
triptaphane: more like not gonna pay someone to articulate this part
Ristow: it's fine, I'm sure this will be a very tight and clear story and not an incomprehensible mess
CapnRobert: yeah its bad
Evandill: YEAH
GDwarf: The idea isn't...terrible, but it's *very* clear from the get-go that the developers didn't consult with *anyone* who was hard of hearing. Like, I've seen a *lot* of complaints from the hard-of-hearing/deaf community about how this game treats it.
TXC2: that's not how stroytelling works
MikoKisai: they took "show, don't tell" to an extreme?
Zebunisher: then what about players that can read lips?
t3h_f1gm3nt: im guessing this is mom, who probably wa the one who died
Crokoking: "for story telling reasons we won't tell you the story"
hippitybobbity: but communicating soundlessly is not new, we made movies that way for a long time!
Rhynerd: Yeah that’s a mistake.
HavenJunde: that's bad :/
bi0buster: And to confirm: You needed a *patch* that you needed to *install* to know what the hell is going on?
t3h_f1gm3nt: or maybe sister
rennz17: Is it so we don’t know if we are bad guys?
LarkSachrosis: Not getting to know things also saves on hiring a competent writer.
hippitybobbity: it's a solved problem!
forcedreject: You could do a lip reading mechanic in a game like this by having subtitles appear if you focus the camera on people's lips.
CleverCrumbish: Honestly "the player shouldn't know things even though diagetically the character DOES despite the obfuscation coming from the character's disability" is pretty ableist tbh
sethtriggs: Yeah this is not well executed
Kykiwi: Best actor
Jondare: Also, if Dan Olsons twitter thread on the game is anything to go by, what story there is is NONSENSE, and often offensive nonsense at that
CleverCrumbish: Like as if they don't care
PhoenixMelior: unless you're watching Ocean's 11
NojhLivic: Like one could assume that this character can read lips right? Or something like it?
noSmokeFire: are we about to punch this handsome boy?
MaceLight: what is this?
darkora: to get the full experience, watch this stream on mute
Kykiwi: i hope they pay him well
Camail: is this late night dub fight?
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Quiet Man (overridden)
Xcuube: we just LNDF now?
JoTyler: yeah they dont even sub the signing
Rockario: They're cutting off the soound for the player with the idea that we are in the Quiet man's perspective, but thenn writing a story where our perspective character knows more than we do. it's a little confused
bi0buster: I wonder if this would work as a Late Night Dub Fight.
mariomario42: This should be a Late Night Dub Fight round
wildpeaks: even the fmv + game mecanic isn't the issue, Quantum Break used it well for example
Nightvalien28: on the bright side someone can rift track this easily
AdmiralMemo: This sure is a Watch and Watch today. Kappa
CapnRobert: but its even worse since its a game not a movie thats the player character who understands
SAJewers: y'know, this game seems rife for LNDF
bi0buster: @mariomario42 Jinx!
Izandai: @CleverCrumbish The elbow is actually pretty good to strike with. It's hard and pointed, and while hitting your funny bone hurts, that's not the part you want to strike with, and you're probably aiming for the squishy parts anyway.
Foxmar320: LOL
wildpeaks: called it :D
triptaphane: yeah i feel like this was deaigned very much by someone not actually living with being HOH
Alahmnat: yeah I feel like this is prime LNDF material
Mr_Horrible: "I'm gonna buy soooo many JitB tacos with this"
Foxmar320: Called it!
Amentur: LUL
NexusVoxx: alex pls
Mangledpixel: called it!
offbeatwitch: LOL
Avayu: Oh wow, A LNDF of this would be prefect.
Akaiatana: This seems like a Graham and Paul fodder game
Nightvalien28: nice call alex
darkecologist: or it's like Ishiguro where the narrator is lying to the reader for psychological reasons
Dammit_Liz: Cocaine!
Shoki_Donai: My dude, check out this icing sugar I got.
empyreon: the SOUL READ
MikoKisai: Have you played this before, Alex? lrrBEEJ
crystal_shooter: The Soul read that
AdmiralMemo: Alex always has the soul reads
Mr_Horrible: The called shot seabatBRAIN
margieargie: Hey, it might b e flour!
The_Irish_Blaggard: r u a wizrd
Astra7525: jfc Alex. HOW
lighting_bolt_123: called it
noSmokeFire: loose bags of cocaien
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NojhLivic: Okay so why didn't they at least tranlate that for us?!
TehAmelie: this is like when everyone who shows up in Oz talking a foreign language then decide to speak english amongst themselves "because we're in America", but opposite
fiech0: Not the cokecase
LarkSachrosis: I understood one of those signs!
NexusVoxx: signed "thankyou"
ClodiumSoride: He ground up a lot of guns to fill those bags.
HavenJunde: he signed "good" something
josh_le_crafter: alex went for the kill shot on himself
movexig: It's one thing to not tell the reader everything, but why are you doing it through the absence of sound when the protagonist clearly DOES understand what people are saying? Are we seeing this from his viewpoint or aren't we?
triptaphane: i mean. those briefcases only ever hold glowing diamonds or cocaine take ur pic
SalmirAeon: So for the next Late Night Dub Fight, just the cut-scenes from this game
RomanGoro: Is this a mute game?
egyptcraze: what game *is* this?
forcedreject: So Graham, is this better story telling than David Cage thus far?
drcanonball: well no ship
Raziel14085: Good evening everyone
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Quiet Man (overridden)
PsybrnetiCToasT: i don't understand why we could hear the people in the first scenes
Bobtheninjagoldfish: HE NEVER TOOK THAT PICTURE!
Evandill: @Rockario Like if everyone here knows I'm deaf, why is just.. AAUUUGH.
noSmokeFire: the soulread (cliches)
Papperslappen: I don't think that you don't understand whats going on is the biggest problem with this game at all.
HavenJunde: @NexusVoxx thank you is more extended, he signed "good"
bi0buster: Alex: Paying attention since... Well years.
Gen2Gengar: RomanGoro The MC is deaf
TXC2: it's all the same tropes
wildpeaks: because reasons
AdmiralMemo: I still loved Alex's soul read on NitW with the dynamite.
CyanMig: why are we angry at this very considerate drug dealer?
kynelwynn: Tropes!
triptaphane: i missed decible breaking alex
hippitybobbity: hey so how much of this game is game
drcanonball: reasons
DaMullet14: We were intended to understand that dialogue
movexig: Maybe the viewpoint observer is another deaf guy, just off camera, who can't read lips.
TheOtherTrevor: This game should become a source for Late Night Dub Fight
APODionysus: Hey folks
Aurelius101: Sorry I'm late, folks. I had to finish Mail Time. You know how it is.
Charlemandias: That is so dumb though
thetoastmonster: He went deaf between the first and second scenes.
DeafMints: Oh Alex! Guess what i found the other day! I found a Resident Evil HD Remaster randomizer!
hippitybobbity: WHER IS GAEM
APODionysus: Is the sound busted?
A_Catastrophic_Success: You don’t have to yell, Alex
The_Ninjurai: That guy has his tie all wrong
Astra7525: @AdmiralMemo oh my god. That was such a magical moment
fiech0: Nuclear coke- deadly in two ways addiction and rads, the fun part is guessing which one will get you in the end
Akaiatana: the vocalizations are off indeafinitely
MercurialVox: has main character's expression changed at all since start?
Kykiwi: He is really good physical actingh
Alahmnat: I've also never seen anyone use a briefcase that looks like that IRL, where would you even get them?
Anaerin: We brought the drugs, I think we're the dealer.
Emergent_OS: This reminds of that ancient LRR sketch, where Paul and Graham met at the parking lot to try to purchase drags... only both brought the money.
Nightvalien28: hippitybobbity dis gaem, dis art, u fool
Rockario: I kinda get the first scene having dialogue, because we weren't in the Quiet Man's perspective yet
BloodnBullets: i think were the mule
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ThePov42: I DO like this guy's tie, if nothing else
Aurelius101: What on earth is going on here?
noSmokeFire: acting!
offbeatwitch: they should at least subtitle the ASL and lipreads
CleverCrumbish: ARE YOU SERIOUS
tapdancingbeavers: Why no subtitles for the sign language ><
NojhLivic: But if he is signing, shouldn't we at last see subtitles of what he's signing?
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
Jondare: I get the idea, but having to sit through these silent cutscenes is SO BORING
SetraLynn: oh noes! Phone just told me this was live.
Friedent: Am i just supposed to sleep between action sequences? Like is it nap time?
Camail: wait seriously
Metric_Furlong: tapdancingbeavers it is a mystery
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This is a weird Late Night Dub Fight
SerGarretCameron: oh yeah, mothergirfriend.
SpoonfullOfSugar: we just gave a guy, who has lots of cash, a briefcase full of drugs
josh_le_crafter: y not have subtitles for the sign...
Dared00: I can't stop laughing, this game is so stupid
Foxmar320: wut
TheUnknownVeg: Can we et a late night dub fight for this?
Alahmnat: though given that those briefcases are always either full of cash or drugs, I can understand why nobody would want to be caught with one, hehe
Avayu: What the ...?
MagisterMystax: I approve turning this into a Late Night Watch&Play Fight
Kykiwi: yesh
CyanMig: oof
Kykiwi: that is the whole story
joviniusmaximus: all you other kids with your pumped up kicks better run better run
Charlemandias: did he just wave at somebody who was in a fight?
t3h_f1gm3nt: mom/sister/girlfriend
Avayu: That can't be, right?
electroswagnetism: And now they're both crime lords?
lord_wertornion: seems like it
DaMullet14: That is the inciting incident of the game, yes
hippitybobbity: @Nightvalien28 ah I have revealed my lack of class
red_shoes_jeff: That's it?
Mijnheer: clear as mud.
couldntpickausername: are we now in "Late Night Dub and Play"?
rennz17: When you are a drug dealer anyone can buy drugs, even deaf/mute people.
Alness49: I think so?
TXC2: t3h_f1gm3nt moneys on Mom
Kykiwi: yea
JoTyler: yes
rustenskurk: So Alex, I heard you like visual storytelling. This game must be perfect for you.
Zebunisher: nononono G, thats what the game WANTS you to think
NimrodXIV: seems like
TemporallyAwry: It's not intrigue if the narrator is just lying to you - same way it's not story-telling if you just leave blank pages implying a story.
SquareDotCube: Okay, what makes me mad is this is the same studio that made 2006 Prey. And Rune. And the canceled Prey 2.
triptaphane: its directed like a 9th grade srs skit for an assembly on violence
JoTyler: they were friends before the fight
Zalbaag: I think they are buddys?
Nightvalien28: probably?
Mr_Horrible: I would guess they know each from childhood?
The_Ninjurai: Is it bad the thing that bothers me most is the tie not being under the collar?
kynelwynn: Contrived. The word you're looking for Graham is "contrived"
electroswagnetism: did he go deaf from the gunshots without earpro?
Evandill: I think they know each other but like... what.
ClodiumSoride: Hah!
salsasamurai10: I think so in the flashback he like runs up to say hi
t3h_f1gm3nt: @TXC2 that was my first thought but you never know with these games
lord_wertornion: I guess they are the person the kicks were stolen from and the kid
CleverCrumbish: So wait, is the protagonist deaf from birth? I mean he doesn't have a audible internal monologue but tbh who even knows at this point
PandasAndPancakes: Yes, they were both present for this incident, and bonded over it/
SetraLynn: !uptime
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CyanMig: so less a choose your own adventure and more, desperately try and interpret the adventure
Rhynerd: Bonding over a dead mother
TheUnknownVeg: I'd like to think the boom guy forgot to turn the mic on or something
sethtriggs: This reminds me of the plot from Zombie Nightmare, avenging fallen family.
Ukon_vasara: thats for you to maybe know in NG+
Charlemandias: ooooh, dramatic black envelope
movexig: Oh, clever. You can't be accused of having a boring exposition info dump if no one can hear the Mr. Exposition character talking!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Only way that scene makes sense is if it's a flashback based on a word/secntence the dealer said??
PigmyWurm: i just got hete is there supposed to not have sound?
wildpeaks: kind went to say hi, so most likely were friends already back then
Orgmastron: Oh boy, we're playing *this* game
TehAmelie: but why did they cast the same child to play the main character as an adult Kappa
Shoki_Donai: I have a piece of black paper, be in awe.
fiech0: Not telling the player anything is mystery right?
TXC2: PigmyWurm protag is deaf
triptaphane: u kno when ur a kid and u jack an ice cream truck bc u crop off their limb
Fr0Dough: This game syncs up with Mambo #5 pretty well
tim19862: here's the thing. the PC would understand what is being discussed, so this just effs over the player
APODionysus: When did we start watching silent movies on W&P?
noSmokeFire: graham, if *you* had an RPG, wouldn't you use it whenever you had an excuse?
ThePov42: Like, our stereotypical urban gangster story can't be racist if we don't actually let the player understand the story!
crystal_shooter: Why don
CyanMig: the seal is a nice touch
DeafMints: Also what happened the Subtitles
hippitybobbity: if nothing else, that dude in the suit is extremely handsome
GravityWell34: if this isn’t supposed to have audio *why is it shot-reverse shot for conversation*????
red_shoes_jeff: If this guy is taking the time to sign to the deaf protaganist... WHY DO WE STILL NOT KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?
Swamplor: It sure has been a long time since there was game play
DeafMints: They were there for the first cutscene
SchalaKitty: Wax seals are super in for weddings
DeafMints: now they're gone?
GravityWell34: like you have have to shoot t like a silent film
TemporallyAwry: Wax seals are nice - the postal system doesn't like you using them.
CleverCrumbish: @DeafMints Devs say no subs when the protag can't understand EVEN THOUGH HE CLEARLY CAN
Noodles_15: BANGARANG
Foxmar320: This game has a lot of problems
TXC2: thats just basic story telling
offbeatwitch: it's like. NO WORDS ALLOWED
andy1503: so like genuine question why do we not get to know what he is signing like if the game has a deaf protagonist why don't we at least get to experience his world at all
adelius3: this is just boring
DeafMints: Wow CleverCrumbish >.<
wildpeaks: it's a "don't show, don't tell"
adelius3: is it supposed to be fun?
fiech0: Any other stream freezes?
DiscordianTokkan: This game is like the inverse of Talking Simulator
shamblingkrenshar: Its all cutscene, but you don't know whats happening and have to just MST3K it.
tim19862: so, playing this till 4pm Kappa
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HauntingOfTheWicked: This learned all of the wrong lessons from the souls games
Alness49: Show don't tell is one thing, but we're not being told and we're not being shown
Akaiatana: Visual Storynotelling!
NarishmaReborn: how long has it been since we had a game action?
Evandill: @movexig We don't have to spend a bunch of the movie to explain what's going on IF NOTHING IS EXPLAINED. GENIUS.
Charlemandias: This infoless cutscene is taking SO FRIGGIN LONG\
Ristow: it's somehow worse with all the audio
Involume: It keeps the player at such an impossible arm's length
Avayu: There needs to be something to infer FROM.
kynelwynn: It's "art" :P
Mazrae: it needs background noise or music
Izandai: And probably badly written.
PsybrnetiCToasT: so rather than trying to make sense of this im just gonna assume all of the design decisions were completely arbitrary
Nightvalien28: even with audio, this is the pacing of a movie
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: we haven't played the game yet...
NimrodXIV: this is watching a movie, muted, and you can only see half the screen. Now tell me what the movie's about
noSmokeFire: so far what's the ratio of gameplay to cutscenes?
thenb44: lip reading isnt 100% tho
HavenJunde: its all bad
crystal_shooter: Why is he getting flashbacks and we have no idea why???
Decaped: Genuine Answer: the lack of sound, even when the protag knows something, is thematic to the game's story. (The story is just bad and boring.)
NarishmaReborn: when did the player character last DO SOMETHING?
Charlemandias: I guess its a game made for deaf people, who will be able to enjoy it from the start?
thenb44: even the best lip readers get like 20%
0x6772: Also, when was there last gameplay?
DaMullet14: noSmokeFire: In the whole game, maybe 2:3, so far we're batting like 1:5
Mijnheer: It's great when a story lets the audience fill in the blanks, it's a bit less great when the page is just entirely blank
movexig: This is a whole lotta goddamn screentime being devoted to something you're not supposed to understand then
ClodiumSoride: How much actual gameplay is there? The total time for cutscenes seems to be *massively* more than gamplay.
MalBeam: this is a movie with brief gameplay during the action scenes
mariomario42: quick, grab that QR code
MaceLight: this makes no seanse
Foxmar320: lol
JoTyler: this game is like the definition of pretentious
SetraLynn: He's flying from New York to Chicago. That is all I understand.
Nightvalien28: not even mgs is like this
Mr_Horrible: "Wouldn't it be cool if-" "Y'know what, Chet? No, it wouldn't really be cool."
triptaphane: its just. u need better Intention. anyone should have a rudimentary ability to grasp the very basic material of the scene. and bc its written just, like, bad, we can only half guess everything
bi0buster: "We have chosen these long, long cutscenes will be entirely useless to the player."
Kykiwi: perfect game to catch on subs
TemporallyAwry: BUT THE SHOW YOU THE PHONE!? something the guy couldn't actually have seen. What even is this mess.
Noodles_15: It's like they said, "How can we make a David Cage-esque game worse?"
NojhLivic: Graham! I'm trying to listen to the game!
APODionysus: Is there GAME at any point?
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Alness49: 95% of this cutscene could have been cut and we would still be as much in the know
andy1503: thank you @Decaped
TheOtherTrevor: It doesn't matter that lip reading isn't 100%. The game presents it as the protagonist is understanding it but that you the player aren't allowed
dm818: ORD is o'hare airport in chicago
Kramburger: I forgot that I put the stream on mute when I walked away from my desk and I thought that the game had infected you two
TehAmelie: we did have a fight scene with like several seconds of more or less continous gameplay
FireRogue: @thenb44 if only there was a way to give the player a garbled version of the spoken lines...
LarkSachrosis: Why is he talking when he's not looking at him?>!!
MagisterMystax: At least we have Graham and Alex talking, this seems soporiphic if you were playing it by yourself
Laogeodritt: Graham! I can't hear the cutscene, you're talking over it! /s
n_mandrag: At least this is the perfect 'game' to talk over... nothing to miss from leaving it on mute.
Metric_Furlong: generally, for something inference heavy it's usually shot/presented in a way that would encourage that from the audience, rather than 'prolonged fixed-camera shots of characters talking at each with the sound off"
rustenskurk: Extended cutscenes! [clap, clap, clap-clap-clap] Without any content! [clap, clap, clap-clap-clap]!
AdmiralMemo: @MalBeam I'd actually be interested in something like that, if it were advertised like that.
Anaerin: APODionysus: We had a little game earlier.
RadioDrifter: What is the title of this game?
MousseFilledCat: If the player is not giving enough to infer the story, then why should I as a player not pay attention to this story at all? It's just one long commercial that I have on mute.
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PandasAndPancakes: ClodiumSoride You have already seen all there is to the gameplay - there is only the same tedious combat
PigmyWurm: so instead of trying to get people to relate to deff people...
AdmiralMemo: !game
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Involume: Turns out sound is very important to the overall experience.
Evandill: Nope.
Amentur: APODionysus, there will be more beating up of 3 people at points
ClodiumSoride: @PandasAndPancakes Sigh.
NarishmaReborn: Would a deaf person who does know how to read lips have a full game experience at this point?
DaMullet14: A full playthrough of this game will take you about 3 hours, and the cutscenes run over half of that
Hingadora: I mean... There's also "Okay, you're deaf, so I'm gonna walk behind you while talking, and you're not going to turn to read my lips while I keep talking."
APODionysus: I want to go back to playing Spider-Man’s
offbeatwitch: my friend is currently studying ASL
emberBecky: like this is just using deafness as a storytelling device while divorcing it from the actual experience of being deaf, which is both uncomfortable and nonsensical.
Dammit_Liz: wax seaaal
Alness49: Why not subtitle the ASL either? It's obfuscation on obfuscation!
MaceLight: why can't we have subtitals? why dose it needto be like this?
tim19862: what would be worse is if this is totally fake ASL
LbxAni: teach us to read lips or sign or something while playing the game at least
CrazymattCaptain: I know some ASL but I was looking away from the screen
GhassanPL: So my assumption is: they lost the audio for this game during development and they improvised
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ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: "All done" is jazzhands?
TXC2: hello Dammit_Liz welcome
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forcedreject: I know how to stay silent in sign language
GravityWell34: Well -shot video, uncanny valley graphics, fighting gameplay that looks cool but isn’t as deep as it thinks, and incomprehensible story? yep it’s Enter the Matrix
korvys: Like, the idea of having stuff that the player doesn't know because the character can't hear it is... ok. But as soon as you have things that the CHARACTER knows that the PLAYER doesn't, you bussed up.
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red_shoes_jeff: this game isn't even entertainingly bad, it's just a dull mess.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: i would be very interested to see this is the sound patch. just to see if it as bad as it seems.
Evandill: @emberBecky Exactly.
varmintx0: No, within the past week
MousseFilledCat: My niece only has two signs "more" and "all done" solely for foood.
AdmiralMemo: @GravityWell34 OH DEAR LORD IT IS
rustenskurk: So can you play Geoguessr picture-in-picture during cutscenes?
Involume: Maybe if it gave you *incomplete* subtitles??
LarkSachrosis: I remember "please", "thank you", and "shrimp".
TehAmelie: i know the sign for bullpoop
ClodiumSoride: Now I'm imagining a game with ASL for all cutscenes, and how to mo-cap it best.
HavenJunde: i also have a very limited understanding of ASL, and i've literally understood one sign, which was "good" when they open the briefcase
noSmokeFire: oh god
Izandai: FUCK YEAH
tim19862: woah
triptaphane: its almost like visual storytelling can guide u no matter what language u speak when done right. or something.
MaceLight: oh god, this is bad
movexig: You play it with sound, and it turns out all the characters actually have really high pitched squeaky voices.
samuraitiger19: My God if they consulted actual deaf or hard of hearing people and executed this right this would have been an AMAZING concept to play!
MercurialVox: vwoosh
Charlemandias: This game just got interesting
TXC2: that majestic glide
SetraLynn: How can it look so pretty and be so bad?
darkecologist: i miss that guy in the alley that talked with lewd hand gestures
Cepsys: !uptime
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The_Ninjurai: Have to say, the models look good
Novus_Spes: Wow
noSmokeFire: the motion blur on his weird mannequin body sure is an aesthetic
AdmiralMemo: @LarkSachrosis Do you thank people for shrimp often? :D
sethtriggs: There's so much wasted potential in this game it makes me sad.
Novus_Spes: Just Wow
offbeatwitch: wow this camera is not good
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ThePov42: Yeah, the worst part about this game is the missed potential
kynelwynn: Dark Souls footsies?
Izandai: I love the idea of a game where you play a deaf person, because allowing people to experience things like that is one of the best things games can do, but this is doing that VERY poorly.
Foxmar320: Ummmmm
wildpeaks: oh good
drcanonball: dem turns
Mijnheer: I hate how the color grading in the gameplay isn't even close to the cutscenes. This just looks washed out as hell
Fr0Dough: Is this a gritty reboot for ken dolls
Jonci_: I walked away for a bit. Did I miss any understandable plot?
Kykiwi: lol
electroswagnetism: but why
BrindleBoar: uhm
Mijnheer: oh, good
CyanMig: are we certain there wasnt a catastrophic hard drive failure and all the audio was lost and this is an elaborate cover up?
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tim19862: this camera view feels weird
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noSmokeFire: he looks like one of the puppets from Team America
TehAmelie: currrsed radish
TXC2: that is clearly a parsnip
MousseFilledCat: Did the lighting just change?
Metric_Furlong: korvys I don't even think that's a problem by itself, just starts to become one when that information is 'the story' :p
triptaphane: awwww i thought u meant there was actually a skate scene
xantos69: what am I watching exactly?
thundershot879: so much graphic whiplash
Angnor33: !game
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ZachtlyAsIntended: "Profoundly Cursed" is the name of my Black Sabbath cover band
theeviljaffa: wow what a thing in a thing that is
MikoKisai: @Mijnheer I think that is at least partly because they turned the brightness higher than intended
NojhLivic: Like the 90s knew how to integrate video and gameplay. It sucked, but they did it, and I appreciate that.
Alahmnat: this guy kind of looks like a douchey Neil Patrick Harris
Izandai: @Jonci_ We did a cocaine deal and "spoke" with the guy we did the deal with a bit. So no.
Koshindan: Hands on glass. :/
MercurialVox: I could do without the incessant heartbeat bth
drcanonball: AH yes the DEER GOD
tim19862: woah
mariomario42: working mirrors? Now better than AAA games in 2000s
Izandai: Wow that's super weird.
LarkSachrosis: The brightness setting doesn't seem to affect either style of cutscene.
GravityWell34: ah so it’s a ps2 game that thinks it’s ahead-of-it’s-time
HavenJunde: oh no
AdmiralMemo: @Mijnheer I mean, I'd like to blame that on the fact that LRR has turned the brightness higher... I'd LIKE to blame that... probably can't
Kykiwi: that makes ya cg look bad
electroswagnetism: Oh, do the heartbeats get louder when you're near important things?
TehAmelie: who keeps so much crap pasted in the center of their mirror?
Akaiatana: my ASL is mostly signaling, so I'm getting minor things. I'm getting about one word in eight
TXC2: it's so weird
Novus_Spes: Photos on a CG wall? That's just weird. And now the phone?? And now the WHAT?
aClonedPickle: rapidly exit and re-enter the uncanny valley
Mr_Horrible: So Alex, who's the better man so far: Quiet or Hat? :p
t3h_f1gm3nt: like....why did this need to be a game? i feel like this should just be a movie and it would of been tolerable
red_shoes_jeff: Calling it now, the reason we can't hear anything the first time around, is NOT because the MC is deaf, it's because they KNEW their story was garbage, and it was too late to go back.
Dabrainbox: @GravityWell34 no, it came out this year
bi0buster: I bet the brightness on the film cutscenes is static so that's part of why it looks so wrong when it switches between, you get this paleness on everything.
ZachtlyAsIntended: Rhotoscope?
Decaped: Has alex died yet?
Alness49: Enjoy your stay at the Uncanny Valley!
movexig: Is this now an ad for head & shoulders?
JoTyler: wait, hey ppl who know how this game ends, do they ever explain that voodoo doll?
acuilador: Kulashov
Evandill: @samuraitiger19 Agreeeeed. it's like a reasonable interesting concept. it's just this is toilets. so other devs may be really turned away from doing another project.
CleverCrumbish: @Mijnheer In fairness that might be LRR's fault partially, they're playing at a higher than recommended brightness for our benefit. It DOES mean the FMV isn't brightness-controlled though
KilrenKrae: uncanny valley
rustenskurk: The Khuleshov effect
Gen2Gengar: How does he have a vertical photo of his mom that's the aspect ration of an iPhone?
Bionull: So every action triggers a cutscene?
triptaphane: i really elwant this to be fun uncanny valley but its actually kinda dull and shapeless nonsense instead
GDwarf: Oh, right, what's-his-name's effect
dreaminginautumn: Kulashov Effect
Involume: Kulashov effect
Charlemandias: I heard you like cutscenes, so i put a cutscene in your cutscene so you can cutscene while you cutscene
theeviljaffa: alright no more game play
realjackdawman: Kuleshov effect!
GravityWell34: kuleshov effect
Kykiwi: that is some shiny pohots
caulderjof: Wait, did this gangster date the protag's mom??
Nightvalien28: caulderjof no
CraziestOwl: Is this game all cutscenes
AdmiralMemo: Is the cocaine man his step-dad?
Izandai: @t3h_f1gm3nt There's reasons to make a story like this a game, but this game doesn't seem to be capitalizing on any of that.
tim19862: it's moody brooding acting Graham Kappa
GravityWell34: no wait: It’s a Quantic Dream game without the storytelling talent???
Gabriel_Mobius: I like how the excuse is "you don't get to know because the character doesn't" and yet in the last live-action cutscene we got a shot of a plane itinerary on the other guy's phone when MC clearly couldn't see it
mariammistressofmanifolds: is the drug dealer our dad?
Stoffern: We're supposed to feel?
sir_jack_DB: forgot W+P today! how much did I miss?
PsychoI3oy: this is a bad case of barely show and don't even think about telling
JoTyler: the gangster friend is dating a singer who looks like the protags mom
Alahmnat: it saves on the animation budget for the face though
MalBeam: mom and love interest are different characters i think
Kykiwi: fight! the same gang
Emergent_OS: Lev Kuleshov showed the same Mazukin reaction shot. Clint Hocking talked about it at GDC!
electroswagnetism: At least mirrors work?
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Izandai that's exactly the point i was trying to make :P
PandasAndPancakes: Okay, so if I remember rightly from the GB stream, the mom and girlfriend are played by the same actress.
Astra7525: Maybe emoting the character models was too expensive
hippitybobbity: again! remember silent movies!? this is a solved problem, it's judt hard
MagisterMystax: They didn't buy a ticket, kill them!
Shoki_Donai: Super kick party time.
Izandai: Okay but why are we fighting these guys?
LarkSachrosis: Musical score can also be very effective at telling you what to feel.
mariomario42: now in light green!
theeviljaffa: return of the clones
Dashiell: I admire their persistence
bi0buster: And here we are in scenei- damnit G beat me to it.
triptaphane: but like. being expressionless is still an expression. and it has a method and needs direction during its use.
lord_wertornion: I like that ther are all colour coordinated
MercurialVox: how many of this one bald guy in headband are there?
Izandai: @t3h_f1gm3nt Oh. Derp.
darkecologist: they should have got Roberto Begnini
DaMullet14: There are approximately six character models in the whole game and we're using one of them
TXC2: cutsecnes and fighting: the game
samuraitiger19: Preach Alex Preach
Ukon_vasara: ahh, generic thugs 1, 2 , and 1 again
Anaerin: Welcome to cookie-cutter bad guys.
NojhLivic: Your dodge looks like a dance move
DaMullet14: We fight these three guys the entire game
Involume: "Remember to wear your green!"
APODionysus: Gameplay?!?!
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IbunWest: He can’t emote and brood at the same time Alex.
1helios1: particularly odd since deaf folks are very emotive.
MercurialVox: that man? DEAD.
noSmokeFire: it's fighting men
accountmadeforants: They idle-stanced at us!
BrindleBoar: we know only fight
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Suhono: We are John Fightsm'n
electroswagnetism: that boy has acquired the zoomies
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Oh, I figured out why Squeenix funded this; it's basically another The Bouncer
Kykiwi: we are fighthing cause this is a game
Evandill: This is new york! there's cops or like station attendants in every station
AdmiralMemo: I do like the fading props in front so you can see
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Izandai iss ok. i know i wasn't very clear on that
Jeezy56: are these bad guys on loan from San Andreas?
coelopteryx: do you quarrel, sir
DeafMints: 1helios1 Right!
sethtriggs: Wow why does this guy turn like the tiger in Black Tiger, it's like he only moves in cardinal directions
Laogeodritt: @simriel This is what Desert Bus does to people. =V
Seele01SoundOnly: And if we didnt there would be no gameplay at all
TheUnknownVeg: Kicking is a legit bad idea in a fight
NojhLivic: I feel like this would be a more awesome game if we were on a quest to form a boy band
Izandai: That's some bad form on that kick.
ClodiumSoride: Dosn't he have a cell phone? If I was trying to communicate with a deaf person and I wasn't talking clearly enough for my lips to be read, I'd type it on my phone.
JoTyler: the kick is pretty op
thetoastmonster: Kick 'em onto the tracks?
Charlemandias: Miniboss
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
red_shoes_jeff: Ooooh, the Nuts-to-Face kick!
DeafMints: 1helios1 this isn't quite accurate to hard of hearing folks like myself
MercurialVox: you have severely concussed to killed upwards of a dozen people already
Lysander_Gustav: What game is this?
TXC2: hello Lysander_Gustav welcome
Izandai: @TheUnknownVeg Not if you do it right. This guy isn't doing it right.
samuraitiger19: Don't hurt them! Can't you see they're part of Grove St?
aerobeing: Knife animation without a knife.
Evandill: THERE Should be like 15 more people here AT LEAST.
TXC2: !game
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togashinaruta: Ok - that's the last straw. NYC Subways don't have restrooms!
noSmokeFire: facial expressions are crucial to sign language
Hiramas: so, is this the game with the highest profile on W+P so far?
movexig: Wouldn't be able to tell from this puppet of a man.
rustenskurk: But video game protagonists have to be stoic and cool
DruthersHaver: facial expressions are often part of signs
sethtriggs: This is also a suspiciously empty subway station
shamblingkrenshar: And now the color filter is gone.
The_Ninjurai: That was a big shank
Angnor33: This kicks and punches seem awfully slow.
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Evandill: @togashinaruta RIGHT?!?!?!?!
Mr_Horrible: oh man I want capri sun now
accountmadeforants: Ah, but doesn't make this guy extra-not expressive? And that's cool or something
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Papperslappen: I think they made the blank face partly because it's easy to animate
LarkSachrosis: Seamless
Kykiwi: seamless
MousseFilledCat: From my understanding, facial expressions are part of ESL, so you have to be expressive to effectively use the language
Rockario: True or not, I have to think there was an amount of "we won't have to animate the face"
Lysander_Gustav: what is this rubbish?
Aingidh: Oh, man, he yarped cherry jelly
Shoki_Donai: I've never seen cutscene power go to the baddies.
TXC2: did we use the fucking Dim mak or something?
caulderjof: I signed at least one time.
acuilador: Dear Dr.s LRR, you're right this is an insteresting idea, but you really need to be any kind of visual storyteller, get film language, or do anything other than blandly shoot every scene for max mimic TV blocking.
tim19862: oh no
Keab42: He had his expressions beaten out of him
LarkSachrosis: Actuall psychopath
AdmiralMemo: Did he get Botox?
Foxmar320: LOL
franksey: is this guy supposed to look like an emo teen john cena?
Ubiki: "my life was hard so i lost the ability to feeeeeeeeeeeeeel"
nattsan: Also note how ALL the villains are Hispanic.
Alahmnat: he had the expressions beaten out of him
shamblingkrenshar: I feel like this may really be The Room of video games. Because I'm not sure what these people thought cinematography is, but this sure isn't it.
CleverCrumbish: You know, at least the transitions between gameplay/CG cutscene and FMV are ontologically seamless (albeit not seamless in transition) and don't have the minute's wait time old school FMV would have had
Foxmar320: Ive not seen that
xantos69: anybody got a link to that?
Involume: @alahmnat hahahahaha
noSmokeFire: except The Room is a lot, but this is just nothing
Kykiwi: Twins!
SerGarretCameron: my work does weekly screenings for the school for the deaf. can confirm, the hearing impaired are very cognizant of how well they are understood and how they are understanding their environs.
Charlemandias: Their not all hispanic. We just gave a briefcase of coke to a coloured gentleman
Pump19: Codefall | Pinstripe (Steam)
TehAmelie: so far literally all this character is communicating is that he's stoic and trying to hold on to his innocence in a brutal world, and the last part is an enormous good faith assumption on my part
GravityWell34: the same four guys.... who are all hispanic
MaceLight: 3 brothers
hippitybobbity: I want to give these kinds of things a chance but this game is Dumb, and Bad, and entirely too many people worked on this
noSmokeFire: wait! he had an expression! his eyes narrowed VERY SLIGHTLY
Charlemandias: and we did that and are caucasian
BrindleBoar: are you sure there are four guys? I've only seen three
Izandai: Like, I get that they're going for a side kick, but you don't stick your leg out that far when you're lifting it up. You lift your foot straight up so you get the power of the wind up when you kick out.
Rhynerd: There's a fourth guy
Foxmar320: LOL
Rhynerd: he's not here today
Foxmar320: Yessssss
Alness49: It's Mr Ubisoft!
Pump19: Codefall | Rise and Shine (Steam)
Abavus: lrrSPOOP
t3h_f1gm3nt: UUUUUUUH
accountmadeforants: AHH
tim19862: woah
mariomario42: I missed it!
MatthewDennisMTG: what happened
Jadenim: How have you not just been shot yet?
Amentur: Yes!
samuraitiger19: Do you guys mind? I was flash backing to my traumatic childhood.
Rhynerd: Still recovering
steelfox13: His face looks like Matt Damon in Team America
AdmiralMemo: Deer Jesus!
noSmokeFire: that was beautiful
Dammit_Liz: OHMYGOD
rustenskurk: At least the FMV-CGI transitions aren't PS2 Lord of the Rings game
Bugberry: So Rayman?
Suhono: lrrSPOOP
Pump19: Codefall | Super House of the Dead Ninjas (Steam)
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
NimrodXIV: lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: Fighting Rayman
Charlemandias: In the shadow realm!
MercurialVox: Ah yes, the elusive Headwristman
Rockario: Funny that that happens the same time Graham complements the lack of loading
ZoBo_: he sure did just shlurp his way in here...
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TheUnknownVeg: Mum's machete
LarkSachrosis: Do we get to use weapons?
CyanMig: he knows how to block feet! were in trouble
electroswagnetism: oh, it's grey when you're dying
Abavus: Ghosts with machetes! My only weakness!
korvys: He was just ahead of his cue
williamjr3413: FortHype
Fr0Dough: He bloc but he also attac
AdmiralMemo: We've gone to Red-o-Vision!
Izandai: At least the knee strikes have good form.
Laogeodritt: This animation is definitely neither visually nor temporally seamless.
Pump19: Codefall | Super House of Dead Ninjas: True Ninja Pack (Steam)
shamblingkrenshar: Thats fair. I also heal damage by punching people.
Alness49: We're now in an 80s club?
Foxmar320: Did we died?
APODionysus: So this is the whole game is just... silent cutscenes... and the same fight?
t3h_f1gm3nt: YOU DIED
Swamplor: Did that guy just put a sword in our butt?
varmintx0: Game is bloody mess.
Rockario: Hold Q to restore health?
PandasAndPancakes: Yesss
Xcuube: DEATH
Rhynerd: That explains why we're fighting the four guys the same time every time, they're ghosts.
electroswagnetism: ur ded
movexig: Next: sepia, then plaid.
offbeatwitch: nah there was a nice temporal jump earlier
GravityWell34: this game really lacks the narrative focus and clarity of a David Cage game
Lysander_Gustav: weird
DaMullet14: APODionysus: There are four boss fights
n_mandrag: so after wiplash we also got chroma-lash ?
LarkSachrosis: Supposed to lose fight?
GSCeurope: cheer100 Is this game really just punching the same dudes, interrupted by inscrutable cutscenes?
Rhynerd: we're haunted by murder ghosts because we beat them up to death
CataclysmicReverb: hi ... mom?
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CleverCrumbish: @GravityWell34 *Chokes*
red_shoes_jeff: Hey, we're dead. Awesome, next game!
Pteraspidomorphi: That's next week
hajnal_endot: welcome to I Got The Shit Kicked Out Of Me
MikoKisai: what was that?
JoTyler: ah yes
DaMullet14: APODionysus: They only have ... 70% similar game play
PandasAndPancakes: That's your death/restart screen
Lysander_Gustav: This needs to be a silent hill I guess?
LarkSachrosis: Suddenly X-Files
JoTyler: baby memories
Koshindan: "Like what you see? Tiles."
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beckbat: This is a game with "high" production values and a neat idea but no consideration of whether it's actually good
phenexian: what is this?
ClodiumSoride: That
Evandill: How is that NOT the finishing move?
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Fr0Dough: Krump your way to victory
ClodiumSoride: Er, that's just technical enough for "poorly tiled textures."
sethtriggs: That lady is going to make some great creepypasta.
LarkSachrosis: Like the "Asset Magazine" in Deus Ex.
Evandill: I'm upset.
shamblingkrenshar: More superkicks than there are F5s in a Lesnar match.
JoTyler: collusion
Kramburger: Bork Laser in the house
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Superkicks and V Triggers - the game
beckbat: To much commit to the cool concept overriding any thought of whether it makes sense or is in any way fun
Noodles_15: Was he just doing the yes kicks?
Foxmar320: kick him apart
bi0buster: Hulk "Machete" Hogan
togashinaruta: "This is where you fall down"
Kerrisis: Can you not pick up the machete?
Decaped: I think this game ran out of shooting budget, had to make up the rest in post and they failed.
hainiryun_: what a compelling combat system
BaronVonPoppinOff: The sweetest of chin music
Seele01SoundOnly: This is just a really shitty beat em up now
accountmadeforants: Ghosts are impervious to super kicks, noted
SerGarretCameron: it is.
sethtriggs: Look at that fancy footwork Construction Dude has tho
GhassanPL: So here's a controversial opinion: with a story as opaque and inscrutable as this, it is extremely hard for this game to establish motivation for the player
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: How is the titular Quiet Man here doing *that* kick in *those* pants?
wildpeaks: pretty much
Oecking: Damn. This is like really bad Larp players. 'Duuuude. I hit you with a fucking ballista. Move an inch"
margieargie: I hate it when your kick literally goes through them and they keep standing.
Kykiwi: It is pretty much
Chantzzzzz: I just tuned in and this is so unbelievably awkward....
TXC2: it almost certenly is
OriginalGarwulf: Is there just a first act to this game that got cut out at the last minute?
Alness49: Oh, it's the Sub train!
noSmokeFire: see, that's why you didn't leave. you'd miss your train.
Izandai: Don't try to knee standing people in the chin. You can't jump that high. And even if you can, it's a great way to get knocked to the ground because you have no balance.
Rhynerd: I figured there would be puzzle elements
AdmiralMemo: A movie + some fighting gameplay
MikoKisai: chat, do we know how far they are in the game?
Arimus221: Graham with the 20/20 futuresight LUL
Xcuube: superkicks and v-triggers? what is this guy, an Elite mark? :P
Rhynerd: I no longer figure as much
CapnRobert: it changes near the end a little the gameplay, becomes slightly worse
offbeatwitch: TEMPORAL JUMP
samuraitiger19: It hurts me to see so much potential wasted and turned into a absolutely horrible game... The fact that this is made by Square makes me sadder.
hajnal_endot: indigo prophecy now seems profoundly appealing
lord_wertornion: These were blue not green
DaMullet14: Not Bruce Willis is my favourite character
offbeatwitch: it's way too discontinuous
movexig: Oh, this guy's a cop.
Seele01SoundOnly: They cant do it in engine. The engine isnt good enough
Lysander_Gustav: ?!
hajnal_endot: after watching this
tim19862: hehe
Foxmar320: lol
TheUnknownVeg: I also like how he just strolled up the stairs and THEN started fighting
Lysander_Gustav: Dustin Hoffman?
MalBeam: a trenchcoat? must be a cop
sethtriggs: Pain Train!
fiftymcnasty: To be fair they had a knife at one point
hanzi_keat: cop or dad?>
Crad0k: hey, i know that guy,he's in things
Foxmar320: yeah that guy reads as a detective
Alness49: You wish I was Bruce Willis!
electroswagnetism: He's very nearly bruce willis
JoTyler: dadcop?
qrpth: Discount Bruce Willis?
Admiralmatt: is this one with or without vioce?
GrumblingMoblin: *I see bad gameplay" -- not bruce willis
Izandai: This game would be a PERFECT candidate for an Unskippable episode.
caulderjof: Is this the cops, finally getting involved in a man who literally fights every time he goes anywhere?
red_shoes_jeff: DADCOP
Mr_Horrible: Groose Shillis
AdmiralMemo: Wuce Brillis
SajuukSjet: Back to the SNL opening...
vegetalss4: To be fair they did bring a big knife.
Rhynerd: That looks like a younger, slightly fatter bruce willis
DiscordianTokkan: Brews Wallis
shamblingkrenshar: "What did we say we were going to do?" "Rush him all at once." "And what did we do?" "Attack him one by one."
tim19862: yeha
aerobeing: This guy looks like a slimmer version of that guy from Heavy Rain.
Laogeodritt: @samuraitiger19 I believe only published by Square, developed by a different studio
TheOtherTrevor: John McClane
DaMullet14: Bruce Hoffman
BrindleBoar: Wruce Billis
MaceLight: cop, dad was drunk beating him
TheGreatDeox: Officer discount-michael-chiklis
AdmiralMemo: Bruce Hoffman
DiscordianTokkan: (Close but not quite)
Kramburger: Brus Wills
movexig: Brustin Willman
CleverCrumbish: @samuraitiger19 I mean... Square licence a lot of stuff in their indie initiative that they don't really have anything non-producerwise to do with
Aingidh: Cut-Rate Bruce Willis is probably a week out from retirement or some such too
Alahmnat: so now we have douchey NPH and knock-off Bruce Willis
Akaiatana: Sounds like he's a cop out
lighting_bolt_123: takes long drag of cig , starts mono log
LarkSachrosis: And just a little H. Jon Benjamin.
TXC2: Dustin Willis
rf232: Jerry Doyle perhaps?
lord_wertornion: the random city shots don't add anything to the story
brainbosh: OH NO you're playing this!?
TheWarbo: Brucstin Willffman
anemzero: Yakuza also has some problems with having like 4 or 5 different forms of cutscene/dialogue delivery but.. It's a good game.
Kerrisis: Is this game silent to simulate the protagonist being deaf or something?
TheUnknownVeg: Woman detected
wildpeaks: and we never had that hotdog fro the beginning of the game
Alness49: It's Brace Wallis!
noSmokeFire: that's a shiny ass-jacket
MikoKisai: @Kerrisis yes
Rhynerd: @Kerrisis yes.
Evandill: I'm still upset that the ere was NO WAY to kick them into the rails IN A SUBWAY SECTION. COME THE HELL ON.
VoodontWoW: Bruce Willisnt
Gen2Gengar: Kerrisis Precisely that
AdmiralMemo: "playing"
noSmokeFire: "playing" the quiet man
wildpeaks: "playing", more like watching
JoTyler: @Kerrisis yes, the dlc is in the new game plus. it's quite pretentious
Invitare: it's really quiet
movexig: For a very rough definition of "playing".
tapdancingbeavers: Do we know that he is actually deaf?
Mr_Horrible: "playing" is very generous
brainbosh: I really want this to be LATE NIGHT DUB FIGHT
sethtriggs: But this is third person so that's so weird.
shamblingkrenshar: "Playing" being a relative term here.
Laogeodritt: @Kerrisis that's what they tried to do with this, yes
tim19862: "on my car phone. My car phone."
CraziestOwl: God it’s almost 12am night everyone
Foxmar320: Yeah this game is not at all interesting.
Kramburger: Her pants don't flow and it annoys me
Izandai: @anemzero Those games are also huge, though, so scaling the fidelity of the cutscene based on its importance makes an amount of sense.
DaMullet14: We're almost to the first boss
Reecer6: Oh dang, you're playing the quiet man. Sucks that you can't stream the full six hours because it gets worse.
Foxmar320: The man with no body was fun tho
TheWarbo: The phone has a "ringing" screen while she's talking on it.
Gizmoloid: Just not in the game part of the game :)
JoTyler: i want them to get to the birdman thoooo
ShadeofHades: Night @CraziestOwl
DaMullet14: that's a good break
TXC2: so long CraziestOwl sleep well
GravityWell34: it’s like they wanted to make a legit game about a dead protagonist, and then got halfway through, realized they didn’t have nearly enough time and money, and then said fuck it, we’ll make an fmv game sans audio
TemporallyAwry: Uh, that was the phone screen of "incoming call" ... who is she talking to?
OriginalGarwulf: What's amazing is the complete lack of context we've been given. We have NOTHING to work towards.
Arimus221: @LoadingReadyRun Did you know that after you beat the game you can turn on subtitles?
Emergent_OS: Remember, when bad movie-tie-in games, had low-res fragments of the actual movie presented as cutscenes? This reminds me of that.
red_shoes_jeff: You and I have differing definitions of "skill"
Twitch_RR: Decline? So she didn't even answer the phone?
samuraitiger19: I can't believe how boring this is...
Evandill: It's exhaustingly boring.
noSmokeFire: her jacket is made out of wrapping paper
Rhynerd: But it also doesn't supply people with what somebody's saying in conversation with the protag even though the protag can read lips
shamblingkrenshar: As Alex sometimes says, this game commits the worst offense a game can: Its boring.
BloodnBullets: subtitles would help significantly
brainbosh: This is NOT even from a deaf point of view.
alialately: What are those grandma pants?
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MalBeam: the gameplay is not even close to interesting enough to make up for not telling the player the narrative
AdmiralMemo: @BloodnBullets Those are NG+
inkorstardust: It does get.... interesting... but I don't know how long it'll take to get to it
Akaiatana: I think subtext would help this game
couldntpickausername: can we not use the word spaz?
CleverCrumbish: I always forget "spazzed" isn't a slur in North America.
AdmiralMemo: @BloodnBullets Not even joking
Izandai: oh my god
Nightvalien28: alex, that is what annoyed me with the surge, they hint a disabled character and ruin it
TehAmelie: they could have spent at least 100 bucks on a couple of hours consult with a deaf person but noo
harvester369: wait is she not in a call? it had the accept or decline the call screen?
Mijnheer: wat
Izandai: This game is so bad.
Gen2Gengar: FFX level of cutscenes
Ristow: about to get into another super long cutscene
TXC2: Hi Kathleen
movexig: birb
mister_foxhound: Oh hey Kathleen
Izandai: uh
Gizmoloid: Oh hi Kathleen.
Alahmnat: waow
TheUnknownVeg: Dost thou shittest me
Kerrisis: Subtitles when the protagonist can see someone's lips would be interesting.
CyanMig: bondage pidgeon
The_Irish_Blaggard: Like kudos to the devs for trying something new and "interesting", but jesus they went about this wrong
Chantzzzzz: this is the sort of concept that would require a lot of thoughtfulness to pull off correctly
steelfox13: I think game play would improve this game
LarkSachrosis: Totally thought Kathleen was part of the game
brainbosh: I have seen the subtitles.........they are not.
noSmokeFire: from what I know about the story, knowing the actual dialog would not be an improvement
Theycallmejokke: :D that was awesome, and by awesome I mean aweful
Jonci_: Sudden Kathleen
Fruan: Why would you ever play this TWICE?
Avayu: They probably realised that their story was shit and then decided that the player was better of not knowing it.
vegetalss4: Bondage bird?
HatsWearCats: Shibirdari
BloodnBullets: wow @AdmiralMemo i really thought you were joking, thats so bad
APODionysus: WAT
thirsty_kitteh: :o that car ate Kathleen!
accountmadeforants: "Hey remember, this is a game. Anyway, back to cutscenes"
Amentur: At least talk about the supernatural part that suddenly comes at the end, Graham
DiscordianTokkan: Mmmmm Ortelan Blegh
GravityWell34: there’s an exact section of 5-second gameplay in enter the matrix
mariomario42: I prefer balut
couldntpickausername: wait, you can turn on subtittles afer you beat the game? new game+ is understanding the game?\
MousseFilledCat: Okay, I just read the summary of the story of this game. I'll just say that subtitles wouldn't improve the badness.
TheUnknownVeg: Flowers be expensive, yo
kynelwynn: And I thought FFX had a lot of cinematics with little gameplay between
CaptainSpam: This is seeming almost... David Cage-like, in its cinematography ..
hainiryun_: I thought Kathleen walking across in the background was part of the game for half a second
MaceLight: i just wish i understood on any leval what was going on
brainbosh: Please dub over these cutscenes.
A_Dub888: Spoilers: the flowers are cocaine
ChiefEngineerMichael: GARBO DAY!?
bv310: What on earth is this game?
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham subjects Alex to the worst games he can find. Spoiler alert, they are almost always very bad.) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (51m ago).
Decaped: Having seen the "reveal" of the second playthrough, the first playthrough is the more interesting part :-)
movexig: Yeah, even with subtitles, this would just be minutes upon minutes of insufferable wankery.
Izandai: @couldntpickausername Well, understanding what people are saying, at least.
TheUnknownVeg: @A_Dub888 the woman is also cocaine
AdmiralMemo: @BloodnBullets Yeah... This was made by a pro studio... SEVERAL pro studios.
Metric_Furlong: bv310 The Quiet Man
sethtriggs: Nice prom limo@!
Shoki_Donai: Nope
wildpeaks: those dead eyes
Foxmar320: Those EYES
Alness49: Swipe Left. NOW!
Dammit_Liz: creeeepy
Kramburger: H E R E Y E S
Nightvalien28: SPECIAL EYES
ElectronicChaos: Clearly, they wanted to make a movie, but accidentally made a game
gsyhiap: Fruan - to work out what the hell was going on the first time?
OriginalGarwulf: This is kind of like watching Battleship - every single decision made is WRONG.
JoTyler: T E E T H
SerGarretCameron: So dead.
bv310: The dead shark eyes
Izandai: That was framed like she's supposed to be some unfathomable beauty, but she's not really.
thundershot879: right in the uncanny valley
margieargie: My hand and my forhead
noSmokeFire: "flowers? I can't eat these"
sethtriggs: Is she clockwork?
AdmiralMemo: MAH BRAND
DiscordianTokkan: Here;s some flowers, I hope you enjoy the uncanny valley
TheUnknownVeg: Look! Look with your special eyes!
Anaerin: That hair nailed to her shoulder...
TheWarbo: okay maybe "do it in engine" is not what this game needed
NimrodXIV: her hair is glued to her chest
Mangledpixel: diving deeeep into that uncanny valley
Kerrisis: We're cresting into the uncanny vally here...
TXC2: wow her shoulder goes on for a while
TheGreatDeox: Good idea, well thought out, produced by a haddock
kumatsu: Brought you some flowers to plant in the Uncanny Valley
accountmadeforants: Oh I dunno about these flowers, I'm pretty full
GravityWell34: welp, good to know the ME Andromeda folks are still getting work
MercurialVox: her pupils are like bussing Tea Saucers
PsychoI3oy: so was this game made during the VO actor payment disputes?
rustenskurk: Kathleen was here. Can we combine this stream with Brave New Faves and play some music over the cutscenes?
ThorSokar: This is IMPRESSIVELY bad
tim19862: WutFace
JoTyler: i am so glad graham is here for the cinematic takes
HavenJunde: these cutscenes would be good for Late Night Dub Fight
Jonci_: @Anaerin Glad I wasn't the only to notice that
noSmokeFire: you don't know the protagonist isn't lurking in the bushes
Lysander_Gustav: No subtitles?
ClodiumSoride: How did I not realize that???
brainbosh: They don't even translate the SIGN LANGUAGE.
simriel: Bad Framing!
crystal_shooter: Why is this in engine? It looks awful
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KV1NN4: I think the story is this woman was replaced witha clockwork replica
Evandill: I'm so uneqivically done.
anemzero: I guess the silver lining for this game is that you're unlikely to get a copyright claim for audio?
caulderjof: I think the protag is there and watching, but we're not seeing from his eyes?
Friedent: Graham, I'm beginning to think this game might not be good
DiscordianTokkan: This game is... bad
sethtriggs: They're both gonna go to a soda fountain and share a WD-40 romantically
shamblingkrenshar: I guess to be fair, I also can't hear things that are being said by people I'm nowhere near. So its consistent in that regard?
tim19862: the drama initiative Kappa
TheUnknownVeg: Dub fight this entire game
gsyhiap: Lysander_Gustav - sometimes. Mostly no though
Siegeerson: oh the protag is deaf
simriel: also bad context xD
GhassanPL: I'm tellin you, they lost the audio for this game and had to improvise
TimWinGame: why is this cg?
BloodnBullets: they must have saved a lot of money on voice acting...
Reecer6: i believe this isn't storytelling, actually
Avayu: Well, G just put more thought into this than the people who made it.
samuraitiger19: THAT IS BULLSHIT!
offbeatwitch: it's just not very good storytelling
Lysander_Gustav: You would there would be subtitles to translate the lip-reading
Anaerin: LoadingReadyRun: Notice how her hair is nailed to her collarbone, so it doesn't move with her head?
Mr_Horrible: the eye roll is a good touch
RAICx: Lysander_Gustav subtitles are in new game+
movexig: The gansgerman on the left looks like he smelled something bad.
steelfox13: Graham you're the deaf now dog.
red_shoes_jeff: The protagonist WHO CAN CLEARLY FUCKING READ LIPS, mind you.
Mr_Horrible: I feel for this man
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Alahmnat: I'm not sure "weird" is the right word
jakale: the lack of music really doesn't help the pacing problems
GravityWell34: yeah this might be okay if it were shot like a silent film
TehAmelie: we can pretend the protagonist is imagining oh no there he is
movexig: "You want this bird I found?"
lighting_bolt_123: Hey it's my dealer
CyanMig: hey man, hold this bondage bird for me
noSmokeFire: "hey, I got you this bird"
Rhilenova: Also, even if we could read lips they're facing the wrong way half the time
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
Amentur: 3rd Grade Jason Statham over there is also not selling it
TheUnknownVeg: "hello yes i'm leathersm'n"
Charlemandias: Does this even qualify as story tellling at this point?
Decaped: this isn't a game about experiencing what a deaf person experiences, it's a game experience of a deaf game player playing spyro.
Mr_Horrible: You are a terrible hunter, so I brought you this
LarkSachrosis: Whelp, at least this might leave me better prepared for the new MST3K tomorrow lrrSPOOP
Foxmar320: wow
FurthestChunk55: i think this game is just tiring
AdmiralMemo: Yes please... Can we LNDF this game? :D
ValentinaThePink: This just seems incredibly boring.
Alness49: "I am a literal cat, here, have this bird I found"
wildpeaks: sir
TheWarbo: get her a birb. women love birbs.
tim19862: eeek
gsyhiap: are we late night dub fighting this now? Seems like an improvement
Koshindan: He can't read your lips if you speak to him from the other direction.
thundershot879: why is he talking to him!
TheUnknownVeg: Flip her the bird
JoTyler: @LarkSachrosis :D
DiscordianTokkan: So... The Quiet Man for Hope 2019? I mean, this is objectively worse than Desert Bus
Lysander_Gustav: This is terrible
aerobeing: She's a cat.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, I sign on, this would be a great LNDF
bi0buster: This is just Late Night Dub Fight now.
Swamplor: So they have made a film with no sound. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, except that this film consists entirely of conversations.
simriel: are they meant to be communicating?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh yes
bi0buster: And I love it.
tim19862: lol a cat
Izandai: I like how, in a desperate attempt to make this tedium interesting, Graham and Alex have revived Unskippable.
thetoastmonster: Late night dub fight
APODionysus: This is more trash than MOST W&P games. Freaking SPUD was better than this. At least Spud had THINGS
PigmyWurm: wait was that man talking to a deff person while facing away?
Decaped: Best character!
SerGarretCameron: the perpetual birb symbols reminded me I have chicken.
A_Catastrophic_Success: So did the studio behind this game actually want to make a movie and couldn’t get enough money or something?
Akaiatana: Great job, kid, don't get cochlear
gsyhiap: DiscordianTokkan - probably not long enough though. I hope.
sethtriggs: "Is that a bondage bird in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
hajnal_endot: it goes sploosh and you have six more weeks of summer
hippitybobbity: even if he could lipread the dude is facing away!
Reecer6: The guy with the bun, FYI, is the best character.
crystal_shooter: This is too bad to even do running start with
Metric_Furlong: APODionysus terrible, terrible, things
CyanMig: this guy?
alialately: Gangster boss guy has a real problem with the camera
Nightvalien28: one funny thing
Shoki_Donai: Her silhouette is a rectangle with a head.
TehAmelie: and yes, pick one art direction and stick with it
noSmokeFire: so he's going on the date, too?
Admorp: wait?! is there no dialouge?
Alness49: Also, why is this all CG? WE HAVE THE ACTORS!
GSCeurope: yeah, this is better as an improv dialogue game than anything else
movexig: Man, those shoulderpads though.
red_shoes_jeff: Is that the same dude?
Evandill: @GravityWell34 OH MY GOD We have an actual good medium for a deaf character and UUUUUUUGH.
acuilador: This isn't just wierd storytelling, this is storytelling from when you're drunk. "It would be so artsy iof we left out all the info of the story and then bait and switched the audience as to what's happening rather than figuring out how to tell a story with an honest twist.
Anaerin: I love the way the pocket square went back into his pocket in EXACTLY the same way as it was when he took it out.
TheUnknownVeg: Did he just steal that guys woman
wildpeaks: so why is he invinting himself on their date
Lysander_Gustav: The heck is going on?
CyanMig: i am confuse
AdmiralMemo: @Evandill inorite?
Hiramas: Here is what I think happened: Square Enix cancelled the game after it massively overran budget and time. So they only had a rough story outline ready when it got canned. But in some way the devs convinced Squenix that they could finish it without more money and in time for release. So they just filled what they had with shitty gameplay and shipped it.
drthvd3r: Oh, I get it. The bird's his wingman.
TXC2: this is just bad
DaMullet14: Guy With The Bun is absolutely the most put-upon personal assistant since Radar
dougma: The thing that gets me is that anyone thought someone would want to play this a second time....
LarkSachrosis: Did we just c*ckblock our drug dealer friend?
sethtriggs: They better hurry, the kids have a reservation for that thing at 10 pm
Izandai: What is the purpose of this scene???
lighting_bolt_123: NEXT GAME lol
brainbosh: This story means NOTHING from a deaf-characters point of view
nightwingmisthawk: Can we move onto something else now? I think Alex and chat get the idea.
aerobeing: Are you sure you don't just have the audio off?
Friedent: what's the "Graham asks what's happening" counter at?
Gekyouryuu: @loadingreadyrun does this mean we're getting unskippable back? Kappa
Dammit_Liz: cheer100 cheer100
0x6772: Even if one could lip read, one couldn't lip read animated faces because they're just flapping lips up and down.
Reecer6: My favorite part of this game is the fact that anytime anyone streams or LPs it, you HAVE to talk over the not dialogue.
noSmokeFire: time to fight some guys in a restaurant, I bet
Izandai: To establish that the protagonist is a bigger playa than the black guy?
MercurialVox: aaand back to live actio
Evandill: @Hiramas I Believe You.
Laogeodritt: I just read a synopsis, and this really feels more like a movie, also I can't see anything about Dane's character that explores the theme of deafness. =\
MikoKisai: this is so confusing that I almost want to find out what the hell they were actually going for
MaceLight: they can make this and not a blood omen remake... why?
shamblingkrenshar: What even is the broadest narrative arc here?
vegetalss4: Maybe the deaf guy bribed him with the bird in exchange for taking over the date?
Sati90: Hey guys what... what are we doing?
auxv: charachter: "............"
red_shoes_jeff: "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW." - everyone attached to this "game".
Reecer6: Note that that whole scene was in-engine for NO REASON
DiscordianTokkan: @nightwingmisthawk I second this motion
Kykiwi: seamless
Kerrisis: This game could have been so good, such an insight into the life of a deaf person... But they made this...
simriel: so wait Squenix made this?
PigmyWurm: turns out when you take all of the dialogue from a scene you just get terrible pacing
hippitybobbity: the scenes have no purpose, because they have no sound and barely use visual language to convey ANYTHING
TemporallyAwry: @Hiramas Seems that way - the pause menu has been the best part of the game so far.
margieargie: "Good lord... I'm on film! How did that happen?"
Alahmnat: it's like they got the idea for this game from the Cruise's-shout-foley-only version of the Mummy trailer.
darkecologist: is the actor deaf?
Decaped: She actually touched his hand to get his attention, there's a lot of little things like that.
TXC2: simriel produced yes
LarkSachrosis: Do we know if she knows that he's deaf?
TheUnknownVeg: Isn't it in Courage the Cowardly Dog where humans have the "Mwah mwah mwaah" sounds oinstead of voices?
wildpeaks: oh my, an actual emote
Sati90: What is this?!
MousseFilledCat: I read the wiki summary, it's really stupid
TheGreatDeox: Who is the deaf one and why have all these people been seen speaking?
inkorstardust: If you do drop this game you should look up the plot just to experience it
The_Irish_Blaggard: So if we're not supposed to know what the plot is, what's the point of any of this? Why are we supposed to care about deafsman's plight here?
samuraitiger19: This is... so... sooo... baaaaaad
tapdancingbeavers: I didn't realise the model of the woman and this actor were the same person :/
Koshindan: Wait, is she the first boss?
TheTunnelingCat: I just got here and im VERY confused
crystal_shooter: Did he warn the drug dealer that it was a trap and go instead?? Is that what's happening righjt now?
Charlemandias: When you guys explained this it sounded like such a good idea. But this is just.....
brainbosh: I have seen the version with sound, and the story is garbage.
noSmokeFire: there's a note and some drugs
Nightvalien28: its revenge
wildpeaks: oh the plot gets weirder
Kerrisis: That's a BOY?
Sanaj: cheer100
CleverCrumbish: The cutscene problem with this game is like they saw how the original Mirror's Edge and how it had weird shitty flash cutscenes for budgetary reasons even though there is only one character who appears in the cutscenes who DOESN'T also appear in the game as a fully rigged and animated 3D model and were like "Hold my beer"
Rhynerd: I think the idea is our Character is getting revenge on a gang but there's a serial killer after his friend's GF?
CaptainSpam: So... not only is the protagonist deaf, but the omnipresent third person perspective also is, and is also not privy to the protagonist's thoughts.
TheUnknownVeg: THEY IN WUV
alialately: He talks!
Reecer6: Oh, yeah, he speaks in this scene.
Involume: Don't Gosling if you CAN'T Gosling.
HavenJunde: fun fact, when having a conversation with someone who is Deaf/HoH, looking away is considered rude
KidSpanner: His mom and this woman are also played by the same woman.
GDwarf: The narrative arc is "We wanted to do Memento, but overdid the whole 'audience surrogate doesn't know what's going on' thing by an order of magnitude or three"
KidSpanner: Which is a lot.
Reecer6: He's the quiet man, not the silent man.
ClodiumSoride: At least this way we can imagine something better?
brainbosh: I don't believe that this character is even deaf.
TehAmelie: David Lynch plots make more sense than this
hajnal_endot: the easiest way to make a mystery is to make it impossible to tell what's going on in a normal plot
TXC2: KidSpanner of coruse they are
InkyGhoast: he said a thing and we STILL DONT KNOW what it is
sir_jack_DB: include subtitles you cowards
dougma: The concept could have been soo good. Where subtitles are used, but only when the protag could have read lips or signed... BUT the subtitles could be wrong, with homophone switches and stuff like that
CamelAttack: Ugh this writing is awful. Just remove the audio.
SetraLynn: Ok, question? Do you think if there was internal narration, either audio or text that explained what he felt was going on that would help?
Rhynerd: I know the trailer imply that gal gets kidnapped by creepy bird dude
TheUnknownVeg: DENIED
The_Irish_Blaggard: His hand is huge
MercurialVox: Put Subtitles in Smash you COWARDS
AdmiralMemo: @dougma Yeah
LarkSachrosis: This is now lessening my anxiety.
InkyGhoast: this game is terribad
movexig: "Lady I just fondled a dead bird a whole lot, you don't want to hold hands"
hippitybobbity: OH OH
affinityforpie: no alex, touching fingers is 2nd base
LarkSachrosis: *not
SerGarretCameron: why do I feel that the lack of dialogue is to avoid paying actors. Oh, because vidyo games.
Amentur: That's a no
Nightvalien28: SetraLynn not if the story is bad
kynelwynn: no Lewd
embyrr922: Hey guys what's up in-- oh god it's this thing
GravityWell34: this is too slow to work as a late night dub fight
Chantzzzzz: this is literally just a normal dialogue scene shot as if we could hear the dialogue, but we can't hear it - these people did it BAD
sethtriggs: REJECTED
Suhono: No hand holding please, this is a Twitch stream
tapdancingbeavers: Can the protagonist hear but we are a deaf ghost watching him?
Lunarwing7: this game just seems like they forgot to put in the audio
HisEvilDomain: as someone who has only been here for 10 minutes, I think it's a prequel to FF8. Main character reminds me of Squall.
wildpeaks: D-d-denied
TheUnknownVeg: This game is neutral
steelfox13: Do deaf people not have an internal monologue?
noSmokeFire: "what drives a man neutral?"
AdmiralMemo: CHEEVO
Evandill: @dougma THAT'D BE GOOD.
Decaped: Subtitles would have ruined the actual impact of this. It's just they don't have the visual storytelling to make up for the lack of audio.
Anaerin: sir_jack_DB: There's a title card that says explicitly Subtitles are only included where the protagonist knows what's being said. Which is quite obviously a lie.
Traion: I love G* director commentary :P
Mr_Horrible: cheevoooooooo
aWabbajack: It's like Drive without the cool soundtrack
TemporallyAwry: Yeah ... this just feels like a terrible game that they went for "interesting" to try to get people to buy it.
xagafinelle: "Alright, whatever you do DO NOT ACT, no matter what happens, no matter what your motivation, do not act!"
Izandai: How long has it been since there was any gameplay at all?
brainbosh: I would love to see your version of this re-edited with a dub over the top.
kumatsu: I really want to see this get LNDFed on, now
Mijnheer: Narratively speaking, is our character the deaf person, or are we the deaf ones? 🤔
aWabbajack: or good direction
offbeatwitch: i'm gonna start saying that
TXC2: "I have no strong fellings one way or the other!"
StephenJM81: Achievement got!
acuilador: Can we bend the "No Spoilers" rule and just say what the F is going on?!
offbeatwitch: "I feel neutrally about this."
Jadenim: Tell my wife I said hello
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wildpeaks: sirs :D
shamblingkrenshar: I guess that is a clever way to hide bad writing: Just cut all information from the game.
PandasAndPancakes: Alright chat, best scene coming up.
branston567: Graham stop expecting any semblance of decent story telling from this
NimrodXIV: not oily enough
ZoBo_: uuurgh...jeeze this is dreary.
sethtriggs: You just got QuietMan'd!
bv310: The concept of this is cool, but man the execution looks bad
coelopteryx: club mayonnaise is when you mix club soda and mayonnaise
Amentur: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
JoTyler: i really want them to see the nonsense with the bird guy
Mr_Horrible: "How many egg products do you contain, pal?"
Izandai: Yakuza has long stretches of cutscenes, but you get a LONG stretch of gameplay before and after.
lord_wertornion: that bouncer walked forward way to early
Chantzzzzz: this style choice doesn't work properly when you don't play to its strengths
PsychoI3oy: you must be this T H I C C for this club
CleverCrumbish: I didn't know they made a club just for Cam.
aWabbajack: m00nrise
emberBecky: the wide cityscape scenes look powerfully like appleTV screensavers
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun Cheevo said "Stargazer, storm chaser" and like... WHAT? On what do we have to understand that? swiftrage100
TheGreatDeox: Bad storytelling is at least storytelling
A_Catastrophic_Success: If you see my wife, tell her, “Hello.”
ThorSokar: Cam's Favorite club
TheGreatDeox: This is worse
Metric_Furlong: Izandai also it uses those cutscenes to convey information to the person playing it
Fr0Dough: I wonder how much exposure this cost?
Papperslappen: I think it would be less weird if they didn't try to motivate the no sound with the protagonist being deaf
TXC2: club MUwUnrise
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salt523: it's like a pre film school art project got accidently green-lit.
Shoki_Donai: @coelopteryx Why would you make me think about that? D=
Izandai: This game was clearly intended to be sold on its story.
wildpeaks: everytime someone plays this, a narrative designer loses their wings
Avayu: Izandai Also, Yakuza cutscenes are actually "cinematic".
HatsWearCats: This Birdman remake with no sound instead of cuts is bold
TheUnknownVeg: Time for silent piano times
EvilBadman: @Fozzy1203 I see video and gameplay.
Izandai: @Metric_Furlong @Avayu That too.
TemporallyAwry: "Movie with quick-time events" syndrome
samuraitiger19: I don't think we've had more than 10 mins of gameplay
Dammit_Liz: But he's so pretty
red_shoes_jeff: I need a team of different adaults, LRRbot. I need them to make a better game.
Charlemandias: WHO IS THIS WOMAN!?
CapnRobert: now watch this lady play piano without hearing it at all
movexig: I really want Majima to come crashing in and beat up some punks. Liven up the scene a bit.
simriel: this truly is Everything is Garbage
Izandai: I... Think that's the same woman?
TXC2: same actress
Charlemandias: WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
ZoBo_: vOv
ChiefEngineerMichael: It's so nice to finally have a well-made shitty game on Watch+Play!
hajnal_endot: if you fail to make an engaging narrative in a narrative game, you fucked up hard
LarkSachrosis: On a certain level, I'm glad they tried this, I'm glad they tried something new.
alialately: Seriously, she sings?
Reecer6: Yeah, this really could've just been a movie. A good 2.5 hours.
togashinaruta: Some games that had a better take on this idea: "Moss" and "Perception"
Caleb_QDC: I hate the “not a game” argument, but I have feelings about this piece of media
JoTyler: no it's the same woman
Invitare: pull a David Cage
AdmiralMemo: Wait, he's coming to watch her play the piano? A thing he can't hear?
HauntingOfTheWicked: she's wearingthe marilyn dress?
Rhynerd: She sings.
varmintx0: Didn't Jim say this part goes on forever?
silverstar216: what game is this?
Mr_Horrible: so we'll make something... more expensive?
alialately: They really needed to hammer that point home more?
TehAmelie: David Cage is telling these people "jeez why didn't you just make a movie?"
Ristow: they couldn't even give us the piano music
acuilador: Yeah, there is literally nothing in this game to engage with on any level. Story, gameplay, asthetic, music.....
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Quiet Man (overridden)
SickerAndSadder: Wow, amazing voice
Papperslappen: Maybe the protagonist is face blind and all women looks the same to him
Nightvalien28: I always stand to think that most game devs are failed movie directors
silverstar216: @TXC2 thanks!
MaceLight: the def guy is going to a jazz club... why?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "OH is that a white guy with a beard? I didn't know Graham was in this game
hippitybobbity: artsiness is not a defence or a quality
Metric_Furlong: possible hot take: I don't think making this a film would actually have made it noticeably less bad
Lysander_Gustav: I think they're trying to go for a David Lynch like experience?
Sanaj: Multimedia Celebrity Poker
TheWarbo: I feel strangely conflicted on whether "this bad game could have just been a bad movie" is good analysis.
aerobeing: This looks like a scenario where the deafness is supposed to be revealed in the end.
PandasAndPancakes: So this is the woman from the car, who is in the present time. His mom is the woman in the sepia flashbacks, who also played the piano and was played by the same actress.
Kramburger: A bad movie and a bad game don't add up to a whole product
MikoKisai: I think our protagonist is supposed to be a bodyguard or something
offbeatwitch: cough cough GONE HOME
TXC2: at least the shit David cage makes has a fucking story
darkecologist: she is playing hot crossed buns
margieargie: It's like early movies that tried to act exactly like stage plays.
shamblingkrenshar: Thats why I liked Undertale's story so much. Its a story that could only have been told in a game.
Involume: I've next levelled this and am watching the stream with no sound
offbeatwitch: I love gone home so much
Foxmar320: i forgot this was a game
Izandai: You have to know why you're incorporating interactivity. These people didn't.
Decaped: What's an example of this done well? a silent film that doesn't have subtitles/audio?
Rhynerd: @MaceLight becayse his friend's GF is the singer?
CleverCrumbish: @AdmiralMemo It's the thought that counts. Unless she negotiated this with him without even thinking and he went cause it would be awkward afterwards but she's just being awful
TheGreatDeox: Interactive medium implies both control and agency
offbeatwitch: ALSO quadrilateral cowboy
Traion: Lysander_Gustav it turned out more David Cage :P
movexig: It's not like the gameplay rescues it in any way, but yeah, no this looks like it would be hot trash as a film too.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @TXC2 Hear, hear!
VarionusNW: this woman is supposed to look like his mother, i think?
Lunarwing7: at least david cage games have writing
Rhynerd: He's friends with the singer?
Alness49: Oh, she's playinf 4'33!
The_Ninjurai: The only game where I've seen video and gameplay work well is Press X to Not Die
TheWarbo: alex why
sethtriggs: A well-shot silent film can convey all this just fine
offbeatwitch: quadrilateral cowboy is an example of How To Tell A Story With No Dialog
aerobeing: 5 minutes and then she gets 5 crystals taken out of her stomach.
silverstar216: real talk the guy is gorgeous
ClodiumSoride: Look, the protagonist experiences an emotion!
Mr_Horrible: She's just playing Gorguts up there on the piano
auxv: Italics "Music playing....."
Kraest: Hey Chat! I just got a confirmation email that my graduation cap and gown have shipped! Also I graduate in only 3 weeks and I’m terrified! 8D
Theycallmejokke: Jees without G&A's commentary this would be unbareable
0x6772: She's the same age in the flashback because... budget?
wildpeaks: insert "choo choo train, froot froot" song
red_shoes_jeff: Well, it CAN, but you need to actually, you know, MAKE A GAME around it.
crystal_shooter: Yeah they are two distinct and separate things and this doesn't work at all. I agree that especially nowadays, if your engine is good, you should do everything in engine
nattsan: The mom and girldfrend look exactly the same, so much that before the subtitles were put out people weren't sure he wasn't trying to do his mom.
Izandai: Not even 5 minutes. More like 3.
Alahmnat: I think SOMA qualifies as a game-specific story too
Sekunder: "jim, i got bad news. we got all that hot footage. we got dudes yelling at each other, dude failing to emote in a limo, all of it. now, trouble is, we could only afford to record video, or audio"
caulderjof: That dress doesn't have a bullet hole in it.
alialately: Oh, it's intended to look like he wants to bang his mom
brainbosh: Mom girlfriend!
MalBeam: so love interest and mom both play piano
mister_foxhound: Is he actually faceblind? All women look like his mom?
Ubiki: how long has it been since theres been an input?
Featherweight_: girl loosk liek mom so he like girl
Rockario: Ah, this woman looks like our mother, so we automatically love her
mariomario42: Sister?
TheGreatDeox: So deaf in flashbacks?
Mr_Horrible: Wooo Kraest ! Congratulations!
Nightvalien28: we get it game they look the same
TXC2: yes that right kids
emberBecky: the issues with how they're depicting deafness aside, telling a story through visuals alone could work... but there would need to be better visual storytelling than this.
fiftymcnasty: Maybe they could only afford 1 actress
Dammit_Liz: Wow. Mommy issues
HisEvilDomain: Can we replay this with Alex dubbing over all the audio
caulderjof: Also, this girl reminds him of his mom, so he's super into her? That's weird.
aerobeing: TIME TRAVEL
TheUnknownVeg: Start up the Freud-generator
offbeatwitch: UH OH
LarkSachrosis: That raises other questions
Charlemandias: That would explain why he doesn't want to hold hands with the current time piano lady, what with childhood trauma and mom issues
brainbosh: Spoiler: that is the plot
Noodles_15: Opeidus: The Game?
Foxmar320: wut
DaMullet14: My take on it is that he's projecting his feelings for her onto his memory of his mother
Evandill: @Ubiki Too long.
Zanaide: As Jim said, his mother-girlfriend.
darkecologist: @Alness49 that's a nice reference
nattsan: Same actress
virre_: ¨very oidipal
BrindleBoar: birb!
GDwarf: It's not like silent films/animated shorts *without title text* can't be great, you can use this idea well! But this is not it!
noSmokeFire: oh no, a naruto
TXC2: we're hot from our mom's doppleganger
SickerAndSadder: Oh, hello there
Arikell: the conceit of having no dialogue reminds me of journey, which is a significantly better game in every sense
The_Irish_Blaggard: Next twist: his mam's name is martha
AdmiralMemo: And now THIS GUY
edgar_j: the twist is, that the flashbacks are in the FUTURE and from his Son or something
Traion: Why is there a plague doctor now?!
movexig: Faceblindness would explain why all the mooks look the same?
Avayu: Wait, whatis this now?
CyanMig: that guy getting past the impressive
DaMullet14: and they don't actually look alike in kayfabe
Rytthigar: She's playing 'Für Elise', first bar on repeat
Shoki_Donai: Oh boy
ClodiumSoride: Birdman!
TXC2: *for
Izandai: Raven Man?
Evandill: WHAT.
wildpeaks: birb man
Nightvalien28: yeah no one will notice that
JohnLockeCole: well that mans is out of place
TheWarbo: "what if oedipus complex, but deaf and poorly told"
Izandai: Darkest Dungeon?
bi0buster: I came back and now we're at a costume party?
Alness49: Oh god Reaper Mains
JoTyler: yeah no you got it, she looks like his mom
crystal_shooter: Whaaa?
MalBeam: pigeon man
Gen2Gengar: My spider sense, tingling
Sati90: I mean the point can be the “frutrating”/“meaningless” parts of the life of someone deaf?
CleverCrumbish: And now, REAPER FROM OVERWATCH
Rhynerd: it's creepy bird guy!
ImSincerelySorry: Obviously he's a time traveler
noSmokeFire: oh shit, a cosplayer
GlennSeto: This Darkest Dungeon expansion is banging!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 1 time no blight
Camail: this guy again
Rhynerd: and the gang?
MercurialVox: it's like the Pug version of a Plague Doctor mask
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's the same guy!
geometaphysicist: And this guy is still alive...somehow.
MikoKisai: oh hey, it's that guy
TheWarbo: and also Eyes Wide Shut apparently?
Nightvalien28: its the same guy
Ristow: oh yeah, there's also some supernatural killer person subplot in this game
Izandai: I thought we killed that guy like 5 times already.
BrindleBoar: nice weed jacket
VoodontWoW: Reaper from Overwatch?
noSmokeFire: I love his weed jacket
Charlemandias: Do we really get to beat him up....again
TheUnknownVeg: He has a WEEED coat :O
brainbosh: The weed gang!
Akaiatana: A weed jacket?
wildpeaks: startling everyone, gameplay
Camail: can hire different actors
TXC2: this SAME Man!
GDwarf: TFW the physical embodiment of death crashes your club.
Reecer6: Weed gang REPRESENT
TehAmelie: before videogames, we had to suffer through comic books by people who couldn't sell their screenplay to Hollywood. i think that was better. at least they only rarely got picked up by the big publishers
LarkSachrosis: Are we going full Court of Owls?
Nightvalien28: its called a diversion graham
Jonci_: First SCP-049 then gang attack
ReydienOnline: looked like that was one of the bodyguards
MercurialVox: how did he stab him and get NOTHING on the weapon also
Foxmar320: This could be gameplay
Izandai: Are we fencing with a beer bottle?
aerobeing: Was that the waiter or a security guy?
kynelwynn: Bouncer
Mr_Horrible: "You don't deserve that 3rd Michelin Star! DIE!"
BrindleBoar: machete-bottle fight
brainbosh: Take a SEAT!
Traion: Why is everyone wielding machetes?
mariomario42: They took a gun free oath apparently
pettyfan45: and clean knife
Izandai: Sorry, is HE fencing with a beer bottle?
noSmokeFire: everybody was KUNG-FU FIGHTING
Sanaj: We thought the player would like a break.
hippitybobbity: table for ONE
GravityWell34: she looks like someone he likes who is dead. Quiet Man > Vertigo Kappa
Laogeodritt: Graham: Because violence is cool, amirite? (Seriously, so many action games/movies do that. =[ )
Saunabath: How did the angry drug dealer get past the bouncer without anyone noticing?
LadyGrey21: you want good story without talking. Watch Wrestling.
movexig: Oh, is she deaf too?
TheUnknownVeg: She dgaf
shamblingkrenshar: Its like the game is resentful of the player. "Sure. I'll let you kick a guy. Just shut up and let me tell my story."
MalBeam: get off the stage
movexig: Wait, shit I mean blind?
Izandai: Well she doesn't seem concerned.
DaMullet14: I thought for SURE you were going to sing Ballroom Blitz to the tune of Baby Shark there, Alex
Foxmar320: This game already has limited gameplay this SHOULD be gameplay
Anaerin: They have to clear the room BEFORE we fight, otherwise they'll have to have at least 5 character models...
Akaiatana: Roxanne, please
0x6772: They have to get all the civilians out of the room in the cut scene because their engine can't handle that many actors on screen.
affinityforpie: Ballroom Blitz is appropriate, I appreciated that
CataclysmicReverb: I'm feeling chairitable. *throws a chair*
ChiefEngineerMichael: Lady, get running, for fuck's sake!
Charlemandias: Yes, let's tase this random lady
sethtriggs: I liked this scene better when it was in Puma Man
GDwarf: The red lights that *hide where the fire is*
CleverCrumbish: @mariomario42 Dude as if this production could afford believable gun props
red_shoes_jeff: Ummm... RUN?
Amentur: Baaaaby shark do do do dododo
Pteraspidomorphi: LOL
aerobeing: Shock?
MercurialVox: why does that baton have a bussing SCOPE
Chantzzzzz: WOW
mariomario42: hahaha
mister_foxhound: WHY
Traion: HAHHA
Suhono: WHY
SickerAndSadder: Hey, it was SCP-049
geometaphysicist: :/
emberBecky: lol
Sati90: He has had too many of the weeds
wildpeaks: waifu nooo
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Joink
aWabbajack: its like Double Dragon
Izandai: Fuck you, game.
ChiefEngineerMichael: You see man get stabbed, you get running!
t3h_f1gm3nt: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Ubiki: potato sack
MalBeam: is that a scope on the taser?
ZoBo_: jeeeeeezuz
hey_kelvin: LUL
Mr_Horrible: FRIDGED
nightwingmisthawk: Please no more like this Square Enix.
TehAmelie: ooh, this could all be better if we read it as wrestling
Mijnheer: We had FMV cutscenes, then in-engine fighting. Then we got in-engine cutscenes, and now finally we've reached the FMV fighting. Kappa
movexig: Oh no the plague doctor got her
gsyhiap: NotLikeThis
CyanMig: is that the ghost of bondage bird?
pettyfan45: oh gop
aWabbajack: without the Dragon or Double
Nightvalien28: and now we are double dragon
varmintx0: That was the best take they could get?
GDwarf: Oh *come on*
Dammit_Liz: did she just faint
hippitybobbity: OMG
Tiber727: Watch + Play has become Unskippable.
lorazx: what on earth is going on?
Rumiir_the_Dragon: What's Reaper doing here?
Theycallmejokke: Bowser is stealing the princess!
Xcuube: woooooow
Jondare: Oh good, a good old fridging
Papperslappen: hahahaha, she's my mcguffin now!
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Kykiwi: seamless
aWabbajack: missed QTE opprotunity
Vyous: That scene could have been done with us in control and still done the cuts to the girl and stuff. Kojima games have done that before.
Occams_Razor: Oh no, an inciting incident is happening!
steelfox13: Graham is going MST3K on us.
Nightvalien28: this hurts
noSmokeFire: and now, engine footage
ReydienOnline: how long has it been since you had control?
Laogeodritt: And then Matrix.
Evandill: THIS HURTS.
FurthestChunk55: SHINING WIZARD
TXC2: and now it's CGI!
aWabbajack: could of been Shenmue-Lite
accountmadeforants: Oh no, they don't just not understand narrative, disabilities, lip reading and whatever else. But they also don't get how fire alarms work?
thephyrexianeggroll: what game is this
hippitybobbity: In sorry Mario, ur princess is in another house full of latinos
Chantzzzzz: now that the action is done, have some gameplay!
Decaped: we're getting to the good part of the game now, it picks up with this fight.
wildpeaks: at least that was a good transition with the cgi in between
HavenJunde: i think her name is Laura? i read his lips
jakale: that ballet leap kick over the counter
brainbosh: Tiem fro gaempla
LarkSachrosis: Okay, now I'm mad at this.
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Quiet Man (overridden)
Mr_Horrible: aw we don't even get to fight birdman?
Camail: i feel like there was a shot of her getting tazed that they 100% edited out because it was bad
Spriteclad: yeah there are some games that FMV works well with. this is not one of them.
lord_wertornion: we didn't have budget to film that shot so now it is cg
TheOtherTrevor: So now that we're half way through the fight during a cut scene, you can play the second half of the fight
Charlemandias: How are these guys not super concussed by now?
Metric_Furlong: going to be a lot of clips for the highlight reel on today
someone_evil: Time to fight the goon twins again
Jondare: Cause that's what this game needed, ANOTHER fucking damsel in distress for our protag to have amn-sads about
AdmiralMemo: "But Y Tho": The Game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh this is so bad
PsychoI3oy: the only song he can hear is sweet chin music
ChiefEngineerMichael: WHY does he move like that!? Like... There's NO urgency! AT ALL!
salsasamurai10: that transition was actually really smooth
noSmokeFire: you punched him to a standing position
Anaerin: There we go. We cleared out all the bystanders, so now we can re-use these 4 models.
ZoBo_: ah good, more vat-grown gangsters to kick
Avayu: It's honestly kind of impressive how incompetent this seems.
Nightvalien28: its nowhere like shenmue
Angnor33: OK, maybe it's just me, but this whole game is beggin for the Late Night Dub Fight treatment...
movexig: The entire film is bad, I don't know why a taser part would be targeted specifically.
wildpeaks: we were the sailor all along
Mr_Horrible: Currently experiencing: The Quiet Man
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A_Dub888: This guy has a good Sweet Chin Music
Camail: did he CARTWHEEL
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what the heck was that move
Izandai: @Occams_Razor If that was supposed to be the inciting incident, then we can add "overlong, overly engaging prologue" to the list of this game's problems.
Jonci_: So much breakdown fighting
HatsWearCats: Get Adam in to do the fighting stages? Whats protags wakeup super like
mariammistressofmanifolds: the fact that we have gameplay *now* means that the definitely only have assets for like ten people
jakale: I really wish these fights were lit without this lens flare filter
TheGreatDeox: That was not a productive form of attack
CataclysmicReverb: Oof, they're going for the doublerevenge, but couldn't stick the landing.
thephyrexianeggroll: Jesus, what is this combat system. IT'S SO SLOW
HisEvilDomain: If the screen is red now, and we go desaturated for health damage, if we go red again are we in critical health or recovered?
Pariah164: Sir? SIR.
Foxmar320: This is super crappy Shenmue if anything. Also Shenmue had more interesting combat
Akaiatana: Our protagonist seems to be thinking with his pianist
red_shoes_jeff: EDITOR'S NOTE: Being able to see things would be nice.
MalBeam: is that blunter's casual jacket?
TehAmelie: can you get a refund for this game? i feel some kind of protest is in order
NimrodXIV: wait. Blunter S Thompson?!
brainbosh: The only thing good in this game is the RL to CG transitions
Involume: I reeeeally wish I read the reviews before I purchased this
GroutNASA: Foot stab?
shamblingkrenshar: Good point. Really no-selling that.
Mr_Horrible: Shen-poo?
auxv: combat is pretty slow
punchcardy: Do you know CHARLIE?
DaMullet14: the other guy got stabbed in the foot, we're fine
Lunarwing7: I see we're finally taking down Mr. Marijuana and ending the drug war
offbeatwitch: i'm not sure if it was you
Izandai: Still doesn't really excuse the live action cutscenes, but it was cool.
Charlemandias: I think you stabbed the other guy in the foot with his own machette
mariomario42: was that you or the guy trying to stab you?
CleverCrumbish: Boy I sure do love my favourite computer game, Oedipus Man Who Is Bad At Being Deaf Vs The Kinda Racist Drug Gang Clone Army
Bobtheninjagoldfish: you werent; stabbed int eh foot, you stabbed the other dude in teh foot
TheUnknownVeg: The hole in your foot mean less wind resistance, duh
offbeatwitch: you're wearing like leather shoes
Dabrainbox: @AdmiralMemo I think that was his opponent? Editing made it unclear
noSmokeFire: surely that would be his smoking jacket
Anaerin: That wasn't you stabbed in the foot - You're wearing boots, not canvas shoes.
HavenJunde: jeez
Foxmar320: Blunter will live on forever
TheWarbo: Someone suggested "there was a shot of her getting tazed and it was REAL bad" and I agree with this.
PandasAndPancakes: Yesss here we goooo
FurthestChunk55: oh no, blunter!
Jadenim: But haven’t they already established that red light means low health?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: who was Blunter S Thompson?
mister_foxhound: and bye gameplay
LarkSachrosis: I might be more interested in playing as a deaf protagonist in first person.
Mijnheer: cause of death: blunt force trauma
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Amentur: Back to cutscenes lrrGARBO
geometaphysicist: It's a little sad seeing this guy as such a coordinated fighter in the FMV footage go to spamming super kicks in game
FlyingUltraCar: Blunter S Thompson would be great candidate for an Autumnal Rumble
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *who played him
Inquisitor_Xian: we are really beating the shit out of the same three guys....
Keab42: Is that why Canada has a weed shortage?
margieargie: Oh, no, Blunter? f
TXC2: put Blunter in Smash you Cowards
brainbosh: Have had hole in foot, can confirm.
crystal_shooter: It more aerodynamic!
noSmokeFire: how does he drive in that get-up?
hippitybobbity: blunter s thompson has transcended mundane biology
LarkSachrosis: !caw
Zyme86: He got stabbed in the foot now he has a speed hole
HisEvilDomain: Also, why is their letter seal the sonic logo?
Dammit_Liz: CAW.
thirsty_kitteh: Alex: Hollow Point Kicks are best kicks
jakale: the emblem likes like a slightly concerned scarecrow bird
tim19862: too many "marijuana cigarettes" Kappa
acuilador: New enemy model?
MalBeam: caw caw motherbussers
FurthestChunk55: did Blunter S Thompson get his ashes fired out of a weed cannon?
Pariah164: Worst plague doctor mask ever
SickerAndSadder: CAW
Evandill: @LarkSachrosis THAT WOULD BE CORRECT.
TheUnknownVeg: At what point does someone just glock the protag?
Dix: Hey Dammit_Liz
Foxmar320: lol
brainbosh: Time for boss fight
gsyhiap: CAW
aWabbajack: Ca-CAW
movexig: "Are you listening to anything I'm telling you?"
Rhynerd: That mask was different from the live action one
tapdancingbeavers: Does it have a scope?
FlyingUltraCar: A Hoonter must hoont
Kraest: Okay, what’s the percentage of gameplay to watching a movie has this been?
Foxmar320: Boss fight?
ChiefEngineerMichael: cheer100 I have a question. This man is in the middle of a fistfight with people who have shown that they're willing to commit murder. Why is he walking around as if he's wondering whether or not he left the oven on!?
Izandai: Boss fight?
red_shoes_jeff: !quote ellipses
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AdmiralMemo: Alpha Flight!
MikoKisai: that was the closest we've gotten to seeing our protagonist emoting
ClodiumSoride: Russell's edgy reboot isn't impressing me a lot.
Dammit_Liz: BIRD-BAIN
Reecer6: for you
offbeatwitch: that fuckin track zoom
Mr_Horrible: Why does your taser stick have a SCOPE ON IT?
FurthestChunk55: wait is the bird guy Ian now
Rockario: There should be specially made martial-art shoes that have a tiny whistle on the toes
adelius3: this game is so bad
samuraitiger19: So Alpha Flight is the big bad?!
Akaiatana: Wait, is this the Angry Bird movie?
acuilador: New Enemy Model!!!!!
Featherweight_: you think he ordered that mask off etsy of made it themselves?
Azihe: I don't think it was HIS foot
steelfox13: He had three marjwanas
therm0s_: This game is really bad
adelius3: !game bad
Aingidh: At least the Evol Gang is good at themeing.
egyptcraze: i had a mary ja wanna once and now im ded
Pariah164: They're good memes, Alex
Metric_Furlong: Mr_Horrible for accuracy
tim19862: they're memes, bront
VoodontWoW: Feed the the birds, mfer.
Zebunisher: Plottwist: the plaguedoctor is actually our father!
FurthestChunk55: He can block the superkick!
ChiefEngineerMichael: ZP
wildpeaks: a shocking twist
Jadenim: Taser beak
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: between scenes, he put red stitching and glass eyes in his spooky bird mask
Fozzy1203: cheer1000 Please stop, I give you bits to stop this...please
Vyous: Is this a "Supposed to lose" thing?
ZoBo_: this looks like a jim sterling character...
Koshindan: Don't tase me bro!
FlyingUltraCar: It's Eileen's brother, Russell
PandasAndPancakes: The mask and the inability to read his face would be really thematically appropriate if we knew what everyone else was saying.
CyanMig: bird spirits, immune to super kick
Kaizoman2: Wrecked...
shamblingkrenshar: This man knows the secret tech.
TXC2: DKNR gets like 10 time better if you pretend you dont know Bane is in the League
noSmokeFire: his mask is clearly protecting his head
mariomario42: Good battery life on that taser
thephyrexianeggroll: This is THE most stilted combat I've ever seen
Lunarwing7: I think this is just Jim
Pariah164: W A S T E D
MalBeam: use a taser in a puddle of water
brainbosh: Nope, boss fight requires work
simriel: do not get tazed in the penis
LarkSachrosis: Alexa, play Boss Fight.
Foxmar320: Are we sure its not Jim
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Yeah
sethtriggs: LOL I was just thinking of Jim
aWabbajack: it was just a Dream
DaMullet14: there's like 18
kynelwynn: More counter dodges
SickerAndSadder: Same actress
AdmiralMemo: Seems like progressing to me
DaMullet14: they cycle eventually
TehAmelie: and then her eyes turn black and then the screen
tim19862: yes please
mjollnyr_: why is he fighting with the taser as if it's a knife?
shamblingkrenshar: Jim Stirling showing up to beat up the main character of a bad game is an idea I can sort of get behind?
OriginalGarwulf: I think we are watching the "Battleship" of video games.
Mr_Horrible: Jim is trying to stop you progressing in the game, out of mercy :p
JoTyler: yeah theres like four
Foxmar320: WAT
JoTyler: the kissy ones's the best
wildpeaks: umscuseme
tim19862: lol
mariomario42: ???
sethtriggs: Oh dat slippy slidy floor
tim19862: wow
Driosenth: cheer50 please stop playing
aWabbajack: charge up your super
jakale: he's got a taser, so I guess they put in arkham rules where taser guys just suck to deal with cause they're stright ummune to chunks of your stuff
Kaizoman2: Flashlight tot he face
brainbosh: A flashlight
Chantzzzzz: lmao got 'em
Zyme86: Rape flashlight?
Foxmar320: We are weak to flashlights!?
Vyous: My only weakness! FLASHLIGHT!
offbeatwitch: he's a wizard harry
Alness49: Is he a Wizard?
TheGreatDeox: Visible light, my one weakness
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TheUnknownVeg: Did he just try and Mortal Kombat finishre you?
GravityWell34: magic!
Laogeodritt: Graham: "Wait, we're an Alan Wake enemy now?!"
anemzero: He's a Wizard Harry.
TXC2: a taser?
Dabrainbox: You're deaf, so are therefore weak to light-based attacks?
someone_evil: Put this guy in smash you cowards!
Koshindan: He stunned you with a bright light.
Sanaj: The flashlight of truth
accountmadeforants: You guys living in 2018, this guy living in Luigi's Mansion
SydPreviouslyHeadache: please tell me this game has pocket sand
mister_foxhound: Go super saiyan
Akaiatana: That's Repear's death blossom, folks
Aingidh: Shitty Bird Voldermort is some bullshit.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: So I tthink, this game might not be very good
Mr_Horrible: Use V-Trigger
TemporallyAwry: So this is what a boss-enemy is like in a bad game?
ElectronicChaos: Because deaf people are super sensitive to light, you see
vegetalss4: Is his taser also a magic wand?
ReydienOnline: based on this video I found on Youtube, you're about a quarter of the way through
mariomario42: pjsalt100 I'm contributing to the STOPfund
Chantzzzzz: WHAT
Foxmar320: Wat was that look
Evandill: @shamblingkrenshar Jim fights the industry is a game I'd play.
tim19862: I was going to say "aww"
tim19862: lol
noSmokeFire: a whole tarantula crawls out of her mouth
Izandai: Are we weak to flashlights? I know blind people get better hearing but I'm not sure that actually goes in the other direction.
simriel: OH No my only weakness, Getting tazed in the Penis
AdmiralMemo: failfish250 More bits to stop
TheUnknownVeg: I wonder how many of those videos are on here
Gen2Gengar: Those game over videos are creepy
MercurialVox: Guac
Koshindan: Turns out blinding a deaf guy is a good fighting strat.
GDwarf: Oh, OK, it's a different, but still irrelevant, video each time. Alright.
Lysander_Gustav: Mmmmm nachos
Charlemandias: Of course light is your weakness, your deafness has heightened your other senses
tim19862: O____O
brainbosh: Cottage cheese.
t3h_f1gm3nt: STAPH
Inquisitor_Xian: hit that birb man with the Hotuko Shinken!
MikoKisai: I want to know what the director said to make her do that
ZoBo_: no queso! ew!
tim19862: wow
NimrodXIV: noo
Decaped: The interstitials are great!
Mr_Horrible: ALEX
aWabbajack: one shot that boss
TXC2: ALEX pls
Foxmar320: NO
Spriteclad: ALEX WHY
therm0s_: Alex plz
Astra7525: I think they're happy memories of your mom
Avayu: nope
aWabbajack: got Cheevo
tim19862: lewd
xantos69: cheer50 bits to keep going this is SO bad.
ElektroTal: whatt he fuc
Izandai: That's a Buzzfeed article I would read.
LarkSachrosis: You got a cheevo!
Zyme86: Alex get out
thundershot879: NO
Amentur: Alex, no
tim19862: :D
dreaminginautumn: instant cheese
SickerAndSadder: OMG, that's Jason Bourne!
TehAmelie: go write that for Buzzfeed, i beg of you
Nightvalien28: crap shot crap shot crap shot
hippitybobbity: alex y
Angnor33: Nope nope nope
Alness49: He's Back, Folks!
aerobeing: Was that milk on the floor there?
DiscordianTokkan: Chunky carrot soup
t3h_f1gm3nt: CEASE
The_Irish_Blaggard: Alex you're grounded
Admorp: my god!
josh_le_crafter: alex yes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Rip me
tim19862: oh noo
DiscordianTokkan: Baked beans
jakale: number 4- nacho cheese sauce
offbeatwitch: tar
Lunarwing7: Mountain Dew
drthvd3r: Fish sauce.
ExitPursuedByABear: I'm pretty okay with queso honestly
dreaminginautumn: salsa
ValtheDrake: is mayo a fluid?
tim19862: mayNo
Meark: staaaaap
Rhynerd: gasoline?
shamblingkrenshar: Literal actual mercury is probably up there.
Foxmar320: NO!
PandasAndPancakes: Pesto
Driosenth: soy sauce
Angnor33: katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope
Bionull: I like that he's laughing this hard while kicking someone in the face.
dreaminginautumn: salsa verde
LarkSachrosis: The black oil from X-Files
offbeatwitch: black tar
alialately: I know a Youtuber in Victoria to do that video...
Papperslappen: Cottage Cheese
BubbaRad: Gravy
Pseudonym_Ken: mineal oil
sethtriggs: Treacle?
mariammistressofmanifolds: Rose
Lysander_Gustav: maranara
Spriteclad: stop. just stop
margieargie: Ferrofluid?
GravityWell34: thermite
Pseudonym_Ken: mineral
MercurialVox: Phyrexian Oil
SchalaKitty: Ambergris
Slurpee_E: Spicy mustard
HisEvilDomain: Simic Slaw?
ClodiumSoride: Please. Stop.
t3h_f1gm3nt: PLS NO
The_Irish_Blaggard: No Hummus?
HavenJunde: omg stop
Skudd: I was about to say aspic
alialately: actually*
JerryEris: That coffin juice
aClonedPickle: oh no my spaghet
tim19862: pasta salad is a liquid now?!
Admorp: the good ol mac and queso
TheOtherTrevor: lrrJUDGE
Kykiwi: Dont stop
CaptainSpam: That sounds more like a Clickhole article.
TehAmelie: hot dog water
Mr_Horrible: I'm so glad I'm working from home today so my co-workers can't hear me cackling at this
Ruryk: oh god simic slaw
bi0buster: Creamed Teeth.
Lupineuk: 10 worst fluids coming out of your girlfriend! Number 8 will suprise you?
JohnLockeCole: Methyl Ehtyl Ketone Peroxide -- the worst fluid to ooze out of *anything* at *any time*
Siegeerson: liquid gallium
Foxmar320: why do you hate me
simriel: Just Acid...
CrazymattCaptain: beautiful
Lysander_Gustav: barbecue sauce
PandasAndPancakes: raw cake mix.
ZoBo_: noepnoepnoepnoep
mariammistressofmanifolds: rose'
Izandai: Okay no
Angnor33: Chunky spaghetti sauce.
TXC2: poket sagettii
sethtriggs: Hot Dog Water
Alness49: Two Words. Sriracha
FlyingUltraCar: So now we get the Crow Hunter's badge, right?
TXC2: *pocket
Rockario: See, I think queso would be one of the better things a human could etrude lrrBEEJ
ButterBall000: Well, this game had us go places.
err_null_ptr: oobleck
DiscordianTokkan: KFC "coleslaw"
ExitPursuedByABear: Clam chowder
TheGreatDeox: Moron
AdmiralMemo: That was dumb
cleekru: Blood... yeah definitly blood
movexig: Is that a scoped taser?
Occams_Razor: Wat u think happen?
Tiber727: Molten lava has to be up there too.
EvilBadman: speghettios
Suhono: We done goofed
dreaminginautumn: Guiness. Thick and black and foaming
mariomario42: You had to lose the fight anyway????
GDwarf: I don't know how we expected that to end
The_Ninjurai: And he just walks away?
shamblingkrenshar: So we had to win so we could lose.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was so fucking dumb
red_shoes_jeff: You fucking earned that.
simriel: can Bees be a liquid
Lysander_Gustav: yay we won and lost
Mark_D_Stroyer: This list is killing me
silverstar216: Remember, there are no bad ideas
aWabbajack: all that fighting for naught
Mr_Horrible: "Wow, can't believe he fell for that"
TemporallyAwry: Gotta love those "win the fight, lose in cutscene" moments.
MercurialVox: If you girlfriend or significant other begins expelling gallons of Black Oil, consult an old priest and a young priest.
thephyrexianeggroll: @mercurialvox nonsense, Phyrexian Oil is the best liquid
GDwarf: I'm also not sure why death(?) didn't kill us then
ThorSokar: full on fettuccine dinner
Aingidh: Deli Sliced Ham
acuilador: Poutine?
Anaerin: Cold custard.
StephenJM81: but if you lose the wrong way you have to start over?
SajuukSjet: Why did he leave him Alive?!?
tim19862: DiscordianTokkan those quotes might explain why I hate coleslaw :)
TheGreatDeox: Taser to the dick: fine. Taser to the hand: rekt
Dared00: morm
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
shamblingkrenshar: This is different from the time the taser killed us in gameplay why?
Featherweight_: kfc gravy
Pariah164: No bad ideas, just ideas that can go horribly wrong.
kynelwynn: In b4 birdman is the black guy
hippitybobbity: mmm watcha saaaaay
ElektroTal: so lrr doesn't read subs anymore?
ZoBo_: pea & ham soup?
Lysander_Gustav: stoppin powah
brainbosh: SOME
Izandai: A supposed-to-lose fight is one thing. A fight that you win in the gameplay but then a cutscene after makes you lose is another entirely.
orellien2773: The best way to do a "supposed to lose" fight is to actually have it be impossible to win and just lose...
Saunabath: Cutscene incompetence. The weakness of every video game protagonist
Mr_Horrible: @MercurialVox alternatively, Fox Mulder & Dana Scully :p
Evandill: I'm Even More Upset.
accountmadeforants: Anitmatter can be a liquid, right?
Suhono: I wouldn't worry about that
tim19862: hmm
bi0buster: Finish... The Drill... Two in the chest...
SickerAndSadder: What is happening? Like, in general
josh_le_crafter: a mixture of queso and literal piss
Traion: Yes making loosing the fight a fail state and then loosing in the cutscene is great game design why do you ask? Kappa
GravityWell34: yes game, this is information we ALREADY HAVE
movexig: Wow, that car animation.
FurthestChunk55: what if your girlfriend was gushing liquefied turtles
DaMullet14: She was shot in the back, clearly
Metric_Furlong: his mum is dead *and* his girlfriend is kidnapped. this is most motivated man in games
Feltic: Where's the bullet hole? Don't worry about it
red_shoes_jeff: BYE!
NimrodXIV: the ketchup bottle in her shirt is leaking
The_Ninjurai: The bullet hole was in the cg cutscene
DaMullet14: and quickly turned around
Izandai: That's some excellent acceleration on that van.
Rockario: If there was a bullet hole we would have been able to see the blood nozzle, dduh
Theycallmejokke: "My one weakness, bullets"
tim19862: driver no driving Kappa
TXC2: bullets dont leave holes Graham Kappa
anemzero: Next Season on Qwerpline: The Bullet Hole Mystery
noSmokeFire: in fairness, he can't see very well between the mask and the giant fuckoff hood
MikoKisai: I'm so angry I could just walk calmly to the next scene
MalBeam: i'm so mad i could slowly pace
TheAinMAP: Hard to see with that mask on.
Pariah164: Is this by that Heavy Rain guy?
aWabbajack: so I missed the game: The Bouncer on the PS2
Metric_Furlong: Pariah164 nope
MaceLight: thats another thing that bothers me, bullet holes are never as big as they should be
AdmiralMemo: pogchamp100 Bits for that REALLY old call-back
MercurialVox: "Curses, my one weakness, the plot."
TXC2: Pariah164 nope
tim19862: hehe
sethtriggs: A forward moonwalk!
brainbosh: Gotta at least get through this chase scene
FlyingUltraCar: Pursue on your heelies
aWabbajack: best SquareEnix brawler
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jakale: so even cutscene zaps we just get right up from just peachy
TheUnknownVeg: "Don't worry I'll vibrate after you" Ahh that's why she's interested in him
mariomario42: it looked like the gate closed by itself behind you
TheGreatDeox: wut
Foxmar320: lol
tim19862: why
Rhynerd: @Pariah164 No, it's not a David Cage
Papperslappen: PARCOUR
CleverCrumbish: @Pariah164 Would you believe it makes him look competent by comparison
Foxmar320: omg
xantos69: Wow this is actually so bad
Xcuube: wHY
Jonci_: why
The_Ninjurai: Where are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Nightvalien28: what
acuilador: Ballet!
Izandai: How did the van get out of that alleyway?
MercurialVox: that isn't how physics
Lysander_Gustav: okayyyyyy
Occams_Razor: that seemed....unneccessary
Aingidh: PARKOUR
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MalBeam: parcour
Gen2Gengar: parkour!
shamblingkrenshar: This is getting increasingly absurd.
Shoki_Donai: Pointless parkour!
t3h_f1gm3nt: WHY?!
ThePov42: This feels like someone REALLY liked Baby Driver but UTTERLY didn't understand how important pacing was to that movie
ZoBo_: whyyy parkour??
Lunarwing7: I see Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 6 is coming along well
SickerAndSadder: JASON BOURNE?
TheGreatDeox: This man is not John Morrison
tim19862: hardcore parkour
Foxmar320: Its those three guys again
therm0s_: cheer100 for the parkour
virre_: no, just no
Pariah164: @CleverCrumbish That's a terrifying thought
dreaminginautumn: that's LESS realistic than the vibrating walk
CapnRobert: moms dead parkour
Ansem717: Oh its watch and play
samuraitiger19: Why... why is this so bad...
offbeatwitch: nobody's looking! quick! hardcore parkour!
aWabbajack: my's Jason Bourne
sir_jack_DB: smoke punchkick every day
Alness49: It's the Weedmobile!
Lysander_Gustav: Oh is this a dream?
Izandai: No but for real there was no clear path out of that alleyway for the van to take.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is a very good point, where the fuck di the van get out?
SajuukSjet: Same. Three. Models.
Pariah164: Smoke Bees Everyday
someone_evil: Hey, Goon-Twins again
aerobeing: Just leave them and take their car.
MercurialVox: oh look, three more walking murder charges for us
jakale: that would've felt more natural-y chase scene if he moved faster than a slow walk normally
TXC2: why is anything in this game?
PandasAndPancakes: oh chat, if you like pointless parkour
FITorion: how did the van get out with all those boxes there?
GravityWell34: did someone clip the discussion of terrible gf fluids?
AdmiralMemo: The "Ideal Bar"
tim19862: LOL
DaMullet14: no, you get to beat up the same three guys between each cutscene
hippitybobbity: how is this so garbage, Im getting Actually Mad
PerpetualDM: nenemy from nowhere
Izandai: lrrWOW
Rhynerd: honestly, I wish I could now just animate this guy skating behind a speeding van
Angnor33: LOL
accountmadeforants: Watch out, it's the high-vis mook!
tim19862: wat bar!
kinkerbelle: The production looks so good why is the game bad
mariomario42: candy bar
Noodles_15: WHAT BAR
Pariah164: lrrDILLY
AdmiralMemo: WOT BAR
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT BAR!
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FurthestChunk55: WHAT BAR is our protagonist
HisEvilDomain: why is there smog and lens flares?
TheUnknownVeg: This is what the ideal bar looks like
TXC2: what Bar is Ideal bar?
SerGarretCameron: In what universe does a vehicle painted in gang livery not get searched and impounded immediately.
Pariah164: WHAR GAR BAR
kynelwynn: WHAT BAR>
GDwarf: That clearly says "Udeal Bar" :P
DiscordianTokkan: Bars bad, Taverns good
aWabbajack: best part of the game is the bantering with chat and Alex and G
TheGreatDeox: That man was phased into the car
Himyul: Dreams
Angnor33: Beat that man through the ar!
tim19862: Dramas?
PandasAndPancakes: Drama
shamblingkrenshar: That man has been kicked into the car.
Siegeerson: milky way
Zaharjev: Brewes?
Nightvalien28: booze?
JohnLockeCole: Steeeeve!! WHAT BAAAARRRR!!!
hippitybobbity: Every Decision In This Game Is Just So Bad
bi0buster: Why are you beating them up for their completely legal pastime of smoking weed?
HavenJunde: wait a sec, is that guy just Flatulence Goldfish?!
Charlemandias: Drugs?
SickerAndSadder: Drones
crystal_shooter: Drones?
Foxmar320: Dreams?
CataclysmicReverb: Deams?
Koshindan: So this is Team Weed vs Team Cocaine?
RatekStormcrow: Is the quiet man like That DC Heroine Orphan ? Forfeit language and gain superfight ?
TehAmelie: i've got it now, the best thing about this game is how it makes you eager to rewath Baby Driver
TheWarbo: I'm pretty sure that's a thing from when I did algebraic geometry
Vyous: Dames?
CyanMig: Drams, its very old fashioned
FlyingUltraCar: Drugs? drugs?
vegetalss4: Grease?
GravityWell34: drugs?
Noodles_15: Drugs?
Arikell: cocktails delivered by drones?
Rhynerd: Bronze
embyrr922: Brews?
ThorSokar: Dranks?
CataclysmicReverb: Memes?
aerobeing: This is all a dream.
noSmokeFire: your arm definitely disjointed there for a second
Xcuube: drugs?
TheUnknownVeg: You may not like it, but this is what the ideal bar looks like
darkecologist: yes, cocktails and bronzes
aWabbajack: we can make the experience kinda fun
tim19862: lol
Sekunder: it's a bar where if you multiply by a member of the bar, you're in the bar
ProfClarySage: Grease?
Chantzzzzz: why...not take the car...
Kramburger: As someone with Auditory Processing Disorder, nightclubs (and loud bars) SUCK
CataclysmicReverb: Welch's Cafe?
jakale: welch's?
tim19862: wow
HatsWearCats: Ahhhh that neon was floating a foot infront of the sign
Izandai: katesLol
Ansem717: I just joined for like 2 mins and this game doesn't seem bad.
margieargie: All is for the best in the best of all possible bars?
Ansem717: I have it muted but the characters seem to have pretty good consistency with their attacks.
Pariah164: DRR DRR DRR
aesir_blade: In a mathematical sense, an ideal bar might be one which is infinitely far away
FurthestChunk55: GRAHAM you can't just BUST THAT OUT ON US
LarkSachrosis: These stunts would be more interesting in the IRL cutscenes.
AdmiralMemo: Wait, why did that get squished like that?
Mr_Horrible: DRRDRR Donuts still ruins me *every* time
WampaX: @LoadingReadyRun May not be the best place to ask, but is anyone monitoring the prizes@desertbus email? I have some questions
sethtriggs: That set dressing, it reminds me of those "sample games" sketchy art school infomercials have
CleverCrumbish: That's...unpleasant
TXC2: big neck?
PandasAndPancakes: 10/10 pointless parkour
tim19862: no wine?
tim19862: nettyWine
geometaphysicist: They say no two see the same Ideal Bar
Foxmar320: Wat
Koshindan: Why
gsyhiap: Idea L Bar, it was the 12th idea they had for a bar...
Lysander_Gustav: sure
Amentur: Rude!
Izandai: uh
Jonci_: boop
SickerAndSadder: Hahahaha
aerobeing: LOL
TheWarbo: When you take the image of the ideal in the quotient ring, you denote it with an ideal bar.
Ansem717: boop
AdmiralMemo: welp
Nightvalien28: why didn't he parkour through the garbage can?
sethtriggs: Wow was his neck made of rebar?
movexig: Bemused laundryman best character yet.
Chantzzzzz: sir, could you NOT
thephyrexianeggroll: tap
Lysander_Gustav: what really?
someone_evil: How slow is this van?
Xcuube: just parkour over a guys head????
tenthtechpriest: he's a good boy so headpats
Vyous: Where did they drive from?
FurthestChunk55: that man should have neck damage
noSmokeFire: where are they coming from /??
Supermareo: welp just read the plot synopsis for this on wikipedia, and well that was certainly a thing
TehAmelie: setting the bar a bit high there aren't they
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crystal_shooter: Why'd he stop Parkour time!
PigmyWurm: why is this happening!!?
aWabbajack: nice vests
offbeatwitch: COOL STUNTS
aWabbajack: Double Dragon
SerGarretCameron: of the car.
Lunarwing7: Oh no it's the Weed Gang
Bionull: This is such a bad Banana Fish fanfic.
tim19862: that generator has a face
Traion: Have we killed all the drug dealers in the city now?
mariomario42: you think the police would be on the way after the club thing
adelius3: I cant get over how bad this game is
mister_foxhound: THE SAME GUYS
Lysander_Gustav: Why are the cars like from Saints Row 2?
JoTyler: that is the good part of the quiet man, parkouring over that dude
Balthasar_Wiseman: so these gangsters have branded company cars?
noSmokeFire: three identical men, arriving in three identical cars
AdmiralMemo: Why Squeenix why?
ProfClarySage: I have questions about parkouring off a dude's head
offbeatwitch: he just fuckin leapfrogged over that guy in the laundrette
Rhynerd: these four guys have gotten really zealous
silverstar216: Why is this one woman so important? has the plot ever given any reason why a whole game would be worth risking a full gang?
rocketjohn: !uptime
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Pariah164: Dear god, WHY.
hippitybobbity: oh is this square enix? I used to know you man
Ansem717: Probably the BEST game up to this point on W+P
rocketjohn: oofa
A_Catastrophic_Success: After being repeatedly beaten up by the same guy, you’d think those same few thugs would stop after a bit.
jakale: these cutscenes are telling me they had the idea to make you able to run but just didn't
kynelwynn: It's not even Yakuza good
PandasAndPancakes: Streets of Rage had more variety than this.
brainbosh: Fight Gang Member #1, #2, #3, then Machete Guy
Aingidh: A Series of Unfortunate Design Choices
MalBeam: fight three guys, then one guy with a machete
Sati90: They all have weed cars
DaMullet14: silverstar216: Because we're creepy
walkwithoutrhythm: The huge neck meme is super awkward since my first exposure to it was from my boss who is kinda lowkey racist
TehAmelie: i hope it's ceramics
Charlemandias: How slow is this van? How wierdly good are these guys at knowing where you are and how bad are they at organising? Also do they have not guns?
CyanMig: gee i hope a yellow jacket with a sword dosnt turn...too late
ThorSokar: Pottery store?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: At least the environmental designers had fun making this game
geometaphysicist: You just killed a man. He's dead.
Ansem717: For a W+P game, it seems to have little amount of bugs & glitches
LordZarano: Fighting 3 guys, 2 of whom are the same guy
shamblingkrenshar: Flatulence Goldfish is back with his knife
GDwarf: Either ceramics or he burns things and sells the ashes
Invitare: he could also be an arsonist
Hadanelith: Just got here. Is the whole game set underwater? What *is* this audio filter?
TheWarbo: It's "YONG'S FIRE DART" with reeeaaaallllyyy bad kerning lrrbEEJ
Zyme86: You fire pots in a kiln
simriel: please tell me this isn't all we are playing tonight.
offbeatwitch: you can put guacamole in a kiln if you really want
Lunarwing7: This game sounds like you're constantly in a state of losing your hearing
Amentur: Get bodied!
Shoki_Donai: Um
Foxmar320: Woah
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Papperslappen: There is also enamel and glass
accountmadeforants: This art used to have a job, is all
Himyul: you done got did
TheUnknownVeg: Come again?
Izandai: what
Ansem717: OH BOY
ZachtlyAsIntended: peeled you from the bottom?
ProfClarySage: your jacket is machete proof
tim19862: pealed you?
rocketjohn: durian
IsaTheEngie: bogotterWut
thephyrexianeggroll: @ansem717 yeah, this one is just... kinda bad
Gabriel_Mobius: Coconuts!
movexig: Dead birds pour out of her nose-holes.
gsyhiap: The gameplay is deliberately dull to encourage you to read everything in the background of the scene, as Graham is demonstrating...
Barb4rian: Wait...FMV?
Lysander_Gustav: Coconuts?
DaMullet14: Coconuts?
Sekunder: it's so that when certain lights go out, it says "yong's f arts"
Feltic: Coconuts?
TXC2: a tree?
Pariah164: I mean, I never expect much from Squenix nowadays but.
Koshindan: That joke doesn't ap-peal to me.
DiscordianTokkan: Sugarcane?
FITorion: coconut
Gizmoloid: Jungle?
xantos69: how does one....get a banana?
orellien2773: Durians?
lord_wertornion: But officer we are totally not a gang. We just have colour coordinated jackets and the same cars with the same paintjob
noSmokeFire: please, alex. a coconut
bi0buster: Coconuts.
nattsan: Avocado?
Metric_Furlong: I can only assume the number of surprised reactions to the news this is from Squeenix means that we as a society have finally forgotten Mind Jack
Gen2Gengar: Hadanelith The MC is deaf
ZachtlyAsIntended: underbrush?
Gabriel_Mobius: Machetes are really good for coconuts
Pariah164: This is. BAD.
Boi_Ginny: Coconuts
IsaTheEngie: Cocoa pods? Coconuts? Durians?
Spriteclad: no, not Flubber!!!!
rocketjohn: as we know from er... some sketch you did.
tim19862: LOL
ThorSokar: Coconuts
red_shoes_jeff: Andwedied N E X T G A M E !
InkyGhoast: really big sausages
tim19862: wow
ZoBo_: when has anyone machete'd a banana??
Gabriel_Mobius: Source: am from Caribbean
rybackgaming: that was a goddamned Khali chop and you'll never tell me otherwise
Siegeerson: noooooot flubber
Mr_Horrible: Oh god oobleck would take FOREVER
AdmiralMemo: Plz no
Foxmar320: Graham NO
coelopteryx: bartholomew no
lighting_bolt_123: clay is put into kilns you doofus
pettyfan45: no
SickerAndSadder: This is a weird batman mod
simriel: DURIAN
MadCmdrMoe: Gaack
PsychoI3oy: nickelodeon slime
gsyhiap: djtIRVY
dreaminginautumn: XD
tim19862: styrofloam
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
FurthestChunk55: SQUISHY BAFF
PandasAndPancakes: just fine white sand
Sati90: Ummm peeled?
Ansem717: LOL
steelfox13: deaf dudes
aWabbajack: mrweebSass
Camail: loving the touch of death combos
Ansem717: NEED TANK
Pariah164: W A S T E D
HatsWearCats: Squishiebaff, bring it back for DB13
silverstar216: thats fun, a one-hit-kill combo
tim19862: hahaa
emberBecky: oh! she's happy again.
dococelot: i figured it out there arre only 3 enemys allowed on screen at once so when you take down one the machette mini boss shows up
egyptcraze: oh god...oobleck. we do that in our messy area at work sometimes...
shamblingkrenshar: Thats like candy lego. I'm trying to teach the young child NOT to eat these things, and you go and do this?
HatsWearCats: Thats one of my favourite Late Night Dub Fights
FurthestChunk55: squishy baff is in the top 10 of fluids that should not gush out of your girlfriend
offbeatwitch: I like that we've got "Top 10 Fluids You Don't Want Your Girlfriend To Emit"
bi0buster: She just oozes soilent green.
ChiefEngineerMichael: cheer100 So, I've heard about this game. Apparently, this man is deaf. Like... Proper deaf. Yet you can still hear rumbling. And banging. And other things. Which brings me to another question. Is this man perhaps deaf to other things as well? Like urgency? Feelings? A sense of fashion?
PsychoI3oy: whatever they used in the food fight in Hook
someone_evil: Or she just, you know, aliens at you..
LarkSachrosis: The Stuff from The Stuff
lighting_bolt_123: what's. squishy bath?
Rhynerd: Is this game gonna earn a whole episode?
DaMullet14: oh god, I just googled Squishy Baff, it looks like the inside of a diaper
TXC2: the pink slime from Ghostbusters 2
movexig: "Do you wish to submerge your offspring in coarse, vaguely gelatinous not-water? Do we have the product for you!"
SickerAndSadder: Bad Taste is so great
Mr_Horrible: Oh god
GDwarf: Oh gods, "The Stuff"
CataclysmicReverb: the brain stuff from bad taste is what got me...
HavenJunde: ok good news, the game over video cycles, its not going to be like "ok you've had too many game overs"
Camail: infinite!
SquareDotCube: But it's not chum!
Lysander_Gustav: "The Bastards have landed. I repeat, the Bastards have landed."
dreaminginautumn: The Blob from the 1980s remake?
tim19862: the purple slime from that power rangers movie?
Koshindan: Squishy bath.
bi0buster: Whatever they dipped toons into in Who Killed Roger Rabbit?
aerobeing: It's...
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GDwarf: You can always tell a movie is good when it credits guest stars
Angnor33: So, the worst thing to come out of your mouth, just in pies and piles, is TEETH.
Noodles_15: Baffleen?
red_shoes_jeff: tap
bi0buster: Who framed *
Izandai: That was the gentlest knee strike ever.
aerobeing: Look it up on youtube.
Fruan: Is an hour of this game enough punishment? Please?
aerobeing: squishy baff
TheOtherTrevor: I just looked up Squishie Baff. I am thankful that no longer exists
AdmiralMemo: HAI DIX dixHAMMER Welcome to Hell!
rybackgaming: it makes the water into goo. and there's another powder to turn it back.
Gizmoloid: that stuff?
shamblingkrenshar: That was an awkward cut there.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Angnor33 TEETH
Angnor33: TEETH
ProfClarySage: I'm dating myself here but: Smooze
Izandai: While probably not getting clean?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH GOD no idk why clicked that
aerobeing: Gizmoloid, yes
MercurialVox: Teeth?
shamblingkrenshar: Oh shit, Reaper has offscreen teleportation!
Dix: I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE. and by song of my people I mean.. the subject of my one solo Late Night Dub Fight
dococelot: soylent green?
Fruan: TEETH
red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
someone_evil: Wan't he driving off?
TheUnknownVeg: He's just reaper
CyanMig: he ded
wildpeaks: and we ded
Koshindan: Apparently you're supposed to dump salt into it for it to go down the drain.
bi0buster: It doesn't fall out of suspension, it comes with an additional packet that dissolves it back into a liquid.
DiscordianTokkan: Damned wizards
Lysander_Gustav: sure
rocketjohn: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Quiet Man (overridden)
brainbosh: Spoilers: NO explanations
anemzero: It's Wizard Harry again
Shoki_Donai: Actual magic?
red_shoes_jeff: What even is happening...
TXC2: he ded
aerobeing: This is all a dream.
ZoBo_: burdm'n magic
Rhynerd: Dead
Chantzzzzz: Second Amazon review title for sticky baff: "Go ahead, you know you want to"
Nightvalien28: game over
movexig: That guy's goddamn blank stare though
MalBeam: teleports behind you
OneViolence: Whats with the awful FMV?
offbeatwitch: i'm in your mind fuzz
tim19862: you have to use another chemical to making liquid again iirc
silverstar216: Miss Keisha!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: THe desolver is salt
ChiefEngineerMichael: cheer100 Wait. We look like Matt Damon... Is this a bad Fight Club rip-off!?
Foxmar320: Ummmmmm
noSmokeFire: 270 degrees gangster
TehAmelie: i've got it, the worst liquid to have gush out of your girlfriend
dreaminginautumn: THAT explains the dead expression. All the blows to the head
Akaiatana: So is the Antagonist 'Birdin' of Guilt?'
CleverCrumbish: 200,000 drug gang dudes are ready, with a million more well on the way. They're immensely superior to droids.
Metric_Furlong: oh hey, a crapshot reference
Zyme86: 8.50
Aeraliz: so I'm just getting home. Is this a young Dr. Chakwas wrecking up the Citadel?
Camail: why
AdmiralMemo: at
AdmiralMemo: wat
Phothrism: ??
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
Rhynerd: polis?
brainbosh: Other gang is here!
noSmokeFire: not the suitm'n
TheUnknownVeg: "We are the men in Black!"
Izandai: Oh no! My mom spilled marinara sauce on her dress and then lay down and closed her eyes!
MercurialVox: and now, different other magia
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ClodiumSoride: So if I rotate my gun 270 degrees will I be super super gangster?
HatsWearCats: Squishy Baff on Late Night Dub Fight from DB7
Amentur: I think Morm said: Find him
sethtriggs: Oh nooooooo
DiscordianTokkan: It's pocket square guy!
Vyous: If we both can't hear and are seeing things, it's going to be very hard to figure out what's going on.
Featherweight_: Mombot 2000 can not be stopped by mere bullets
TXC2: a better suited gang
vegetalss4: He did shoot us with his taser-wand. Evidence keep mounting for the "Actual Wizard" hypothesis.
Rhynerd: our friend's gang?
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Dared00: @TehAmelie no no no no no
Anaerin: Did this turn into a shitty Yakuza rip-off?
Camail: mobsters are morally superior to gangsters, apparently
nattsan: Oh the white gangsters save you!
Rockario: Finally, the first lips I could actually read. She said "fight them"
shamblingkrenshar: You merely adopted this turf. We were born in it.
MalBeam: he removed his pocket square so we couldn't steal it
CaptainSpam: I guess the protagonist spent all his emotions during the murder, and never went to the store to refill?
movexig: Why does this guy age like 50 years whenever he scrunches up his face like that?
brainbosh: This game was not written to tell ANY story without audio.
MercurialVox: "How many squares do you even HAVE in there?"
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The_Ninjurai: At least his tie is under the collar
GDwarf: His tie is bugging me
Amentur: He learned and didn't bring the pocket square
Rhynerd: He looks like a Detroit character
AdmiralMemo: He's learned to not bring a pocket square this time
rustenskurk: Oh yeah dub fight this shit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well i'm removing that from my youtube watch history
hippitybobbity: ok that tie is a good bit of character
Akaiatana: Suit guy pays for things with Square
wildpeaks: why does he suddendly sign, he was talking
ProfClarySage: The nice thing about not having a story is that you can just have stuff happen and none of it needs to mean anything :D
thetoastmonster: Even the FMV looks like CGI it's that bad
wildpeaks: and now he talks again
offbeatwitch: why does he switch between talking and signing
FurthestChunk55: he fisted her four times!?
OriginalGarwulf: Sorry, but I can't resist: Ethnic street gangs - colour coded for YOUR convenience.
Nightvalien28: why do they sign at random ass moments
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Barb4rian: Is this the quiet man?....
TheGreatDeox: Why don't we know what we are saying?!?!?!?!?!
AdmiralMemo: but y tho
MercurialVox: the tie is at least an actual knot that exists. Real lazy one that nobody really uses, but still
Onean: oh, it's not better WITH sounds/understandable story
noSmokeFire: and FUCK that window
TXC2: this guy looks like SUPER cheap Jared Palicky
egyptcraze: i have to say, as terrible as this game is for story, mechanics, and lack of any textual interaction, i have to admit that at least the game *looks* nice. kinda visually like yakuza games
LarkSachrosis: and blood
jakale: I guess for more complicated concepts sign language? I dunno
Onean: it's really bad
Evandill: WHY
brainbosh: Alex ON POINT with that line read
Koshindan: It turns out he's really just trying to tell you that you have some food on your lips.
shamblingkrenshar: Yeah someone mod this so its all Animal Crossing/Star Fox talking during the non-dialogue
ReydienOnline: @LoadingReadyRun that is actually what he said, btw: "dude, that was my car"
embyrr922: Also signing at an angle that we couldn't see clearly
Izandai: It takes a lot of force to break a car window like that.
Decaped: the topknot guy is my favorite.
Gen2Gengar: Why is he such an ass to that guy from 1994?
walkwithoutrhythm: That man bun tho
Reecer6: "That's my car" is the actual line there, except its "That's my caaah"
Izandai: Protag man's elbow is broken.
Kykiwi: Taej acting real good
noSmokeFire: "you know I hate talking to you when you're CG"
PixelArtDragon: Damn, I could go for sushi too.
AdmiralMemo: Yes please LNDF this game
Akaiatana: "How many Triangles are you on?"
Foxmar320: lol
red_shoes_jeff: I hate this game and everyone behind it.
LarkSachrosis: You have to tell me if you're a CG
MalBeam: don't break car windows. goldberg taught us that
movexig: "Stop trying to sign into the phone, damn it!"
Camail: these low poly imbeciles
sethtriggs: "I'm on film suddenly!"
JustNotAFox: clearly we don't get subtitles for sign language because the protagonist doesn't know it either
Spriteclad: that's real....ism
leebenningfield: this is the best episode of Unskippable
kynelwynn: How did the CG get this number?
silverstar216: I believe that he's just hard of hearing? Like I know some people who can still form words, they just don't know what they sound like. But like its not my story to tell
tenthtechpriest: are you CG? you gotta tell me or it's entrapment
Spriteclad: CGism
Jorge4hg: Omg yes LNDF
CleverCrumbish: I'm live action and also silent even though the floppy hair duded isn't here
The_Ninjurai: I'm wondering why we couldn't understand that. The main character wasn't around
Alness49: I told you, lay off the product, we need to be pushing Polygons!
GDwarf: Oh, wait, yeah, they even *framed the signing* so that bodies blocked it so that even if you *do* know ASL you can't tell what they're saying. That's *commitment* to being really annoying.
Batyn: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Quiet Man (overridden)
ksurugger1: I got here late so I don't know if this has been said but I think they were just too lazy not creative enough to come up with a story so just said "fuck it, you figure it out"
walkwithoutrhythm: When keepin it real goes Wrong
Mangledpixel: you ain't nothin' but a bunch of polygons
SquareDotCube: "We got some mooks from the sidescroller part of town"
Jadenim: Top knot guy looks a bit like G man
FlyingUltraCar: Like, I can respect the intent of this game but I really wish it was... better
margieargie: Mid-Afternoon Dub Fight
Foxmar320: WOW
Our_oBoros: Impromptu LNDF? Yay!
Izandai: katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol katesLol
TXC2: :D
hippitybobbity: whoa
Evandill: LMAO
offbeatwitch: it's like that one vine
Lysander_Gustav: parkour!
aWabbajack: parkour!
rybackgaming: okay, that's pretty good.
Izandai: Okay that jump over the fence was cool.
GravityWell34: slow clap
TheUnknownVeg: 'CHIEVO
Danaera: That sounds amazing xD
MercurialVox: this guy can bussing VAULT I tell you hwat
A_Catastrophic_Success: Is he using a phone to talk to A DEAF MAN??
offbeatwitch: one, two, three, four, how many * are in my store
red_shoes_jeff: P A R K O U R
Skudd: There were some great YTMNDs back in the day
auxv: Why do we get scenes we cant hear, that we aren't even there for.
Lysander_Gustav: wait what?
aWabbajack: Sol means sun in Spanish
kumatsu: yeah it's still around, purely to fuel Internet Nostalgia
CleverCrumbish: Goodness knows why it existed in the first place
Xed_Regulus: I just arrived. What game is this?
Metric_Furlong: YTMND had some good stuff every now and then
MercurialVox: time to kick two more men to death I guess
Izandai: Where did the gap in the fence go?
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Quiet Man (overridden)
TheOtherTrevor: I thought it had gone away like But apparently they both still exist
aWabbajack: @Xed_Regulus Da Quiet Mans
Arikell: who put up the wall behind you?
FireRogue: im back! have we changed games?
0x6772: Hey, look, it's 3 guys in green gang colors.
CleverCrumbish: @A_Catastrophic_Success Nah he was talking to the manbun guy I think
Xed_Regulus: Thanks
Evandill: Why are we attacking these people.
ProfClarySage: "giraffes in the air" is still my favorite YTMND :D
shamblingkrenshar: Did -anyone- playtest this and maybe think "Huh these cuts seem like they shouldnt be here."
rybackgaming: there was 5 of 'em!
Foxmar320: omg they got more than three guys?!
Ranakel: I can confirm, I just searched and found the YTMND you mentionned, it's stil up, with some variations too
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FITorion: oh we're somewhere... fighting randos gaian
SerGarretCameron: and now, maintaining one of their identical fleet of gang themed vehicles.
gsyhiap: miiliLurk
FireRogue: oh, nope. i assume i havebt missed much?
FurthestChunk55: captain jean luc picard, of the uss enterprise, captain jean luc picard, of the uss enterprise
CyanMig: a super kick rich enviroment
Anaerin: Kirby...
FurthestChunk55: the picard song is great
ksurugger1: Wilson finding work after Home Improvement
noSmokeFire: you sealed his fate
bi0buster: ytmnd is such a strange format
gsyhiap: katesLurk
Gypsy_Supreme: YTMND exists, but the latest Chrome severely hampers it
Alness49: Continous! Enthusiastic! Superkicks!
Zaharjev: sealed his fate
offbeatwitch: arp arp
PsychoI3oy: kissed like the rose on a grave
OneViolence: So, can this guy ONLY do super kicks? What is this? A Young Bucks match? Kappa
ZachtlyAsIntended: Now he's kissed by a rose on the grave~!
PixelArtDragon: This game is a really good example of why good graphics+programmers != good game.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
aWabbajack: whose Baaad?!
gsyhiap: cmdrLURK
DaMullet14: you hit him so hard FMV fell out
Feltic: Kicked the Seal out of him? So no more kissing like a rose?
Rhynerd: Kicked the pictures right out of popcorn joe
Aeraliz: I... have MANY questions
xantos69: I kicked a man so hard my eyes became embossed with a wax seal
Metric_Furlong: FurthestChunk55 make it so, make it so, m-m-m-make it so
samuraitiger19: It's Bonethan!
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Kissed by a boot on the brain
Manshadow3: oh wow a storm count of only 133
Rockario: Should it be a rule that every "Build your own website" place needs to have a YTMND template?
brainbosh: Kicka man so hard he has YOUR flashbacks!
ZachtlyAsIntended: @PsychoI3oy cheers
Shoki_Donai: Kicking the exposition out of them?
chillmarky: lrrGARBO
Zaharjev: LuL
Ranakel: @LoadingReadyRun I just found a variation of that YTMND with a picture of a wooden nickel, to mishear the lyrics as "Y'all nickels ain't real"
Gypsy_Supreme: Catch yall on the VOD!
Vyous: I think this has been the hardest Watch + Play game for me to watch to this date.
MercurialVox: yeah you're kicking these dudes so hard that exposition falls out
TXC2: so long Gypsy_Supreme
StringCheeseRiot: cheer100 hey Gmoney and Atrain whats on the garbage menu tonight?
DiscordianTokkan: The Prince of Tennis
rybackgaming: i've heard of a flash mob... this is a flashback mob.
red_shoes_jeff: Give me back my maybe girlfriend/mother!
GravityWell34: bahaha that skull
Aingidh: At this rate, she's probably literally being kept in a refrigerator.
CleverCrumbish: @Rockario Unfortunately I can't see that happening what with chrome killing audio
JoTyler: it
TehAmelie: i don't like the desaturation either. are we suffering from hysterical blindness or something?
GravityWell34: never gets old
kynelwynn: "Gangsters hurt my lady" is Double Dragon
Izandai: So these cut-in flashbacks are the sort of thing you'd get in a climactic fight, but this doesn't seem like that.
MercurialVox: this guy has some powerful pirouetties
SAJewers: isn't that already an anime though?
shamblingkrenshar: You can tell he's the good guy because of the strong jaw.
JoTyler: it's basically 2018's Double Dragon
movexig: "Lots botox."
PixelArtDragon: That turn on the heel, though.
MadCmdrMoe: so, this is Deaf Double Dragon?
noSmokeFire: buff hardmeat
chillmarky: Very Stronk Jah
TheR676767: what were they all doing?
darkecologist: roger federer kickfighter is a good game
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JoTyler: @MadCmdrMoe highfive
TheR676767: were they just around a trunk?
TXC2: JoTyler oh fuck it is
offbeatwitch: nobody knows
CrazymattCaptain: Herc am very pretty man
Alness49: "I could be at a Kung Fu tourney, but nooooo, I'm fighting minions for my woman"
Rhynerd: @MadCmdrMoe kinda
Lysander_Gustav: It was all a dream?
offbeatwitch: why are there two people that look the same
Batyn: AT first I thought the protag was a woman.
SerGarretCameron: mom, sister, girlfriend, aunt.
Izandai: This could be his older sister for all we know.
simriel: me am good guy do bad things.
StephenJM81: they are a bunch of clones
Gen2Gengar: His mom lived in 1885?
GravityWell34: “omg a piano! that reminds me of a piano!”
shamblingkrenshar: So basically this game posits that Freud was right?
Evandill: @MadCmdrMoe If only it was, then it would be good.
noSmokeFire: if her clothes look weirdly old-fashion, I *think* it's his mom
PixelArtDragon: Hell, this could be an old flame.
Anaerin: Oedipus Complex: The Video Game
silverstar216: He is a very pretty man tho
mariomario42: yeah, I was assuming his sister was kidnapped
DiscordianTokkan: It's a very bad loading screen maybe
Phothrism: they really wanted to make a terrible movie
emberBecky: aughh these fight scenes seem to be duplicated and shoved all over the game to convince us that there's gameplay.
aerobeing: The car is red now.
Jorge4hg: experience gameplay
TheOtherTrevor: Speaking of breaks?
ReydienOnline: cause they don't want to connect this fighting area with the "walking around hallway outside
walkwithoutrhythm: Kick some FMV into that man
sniperserpent: i imagine the cutscene is to load the enmies
PandasAndPancakes: Because they have no other working way to do level transitions?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: This guy looks like an older Dean from Gilmore Girls in a leather jacket, but not how that actor actually looks now
TXC2: such a gameplay loop Kappa
nattsan: He just really wants to do some one who looks just like and acts just like his mother, what's strange about that?
Boi_Ginny: Oh look. More kicking.
silverstar216: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The Quiet Man (overridden)
drcanonball: so break time?
t3h_f1gm3nt: speaking of breaks....
ChiefEngineerMichael: cheer100 Wait, are you saying this guy has an Oedipus complex!? Does he want to lrrEFF his mom!?
Metric_Furlong: so interactive ads
CaptainSpam: Don't ever go full David Cage, folks.
virre_: new game?
AdmiralMemo: I mean, I could get behind that... if it were advertised as that
Zyme86: The QTE is going to the lobby and getting yoruself a treat
FireRogue: qte?
sethtriggs: Hikeeba!
JosephDeath: Don't put that evil on us Alex...
xagafinelle: Alex, don't you dare give them ideas
Featherweight_: SHHH Alex don't give them ideas!
Reecer6: That's what hitting the "skip ad" button is.
Rockario: Careful, that QTE idea might be wher they are going with all those Youtube surveys
DarkNacht: Twitch kind of has that with game ads
Akaiatana: Let's make them all blobby, Let's make them all blobby, and give their heads a whack.
Danaera: That would be torture... I suck at QTEs.
noSmokeFire: I love how your arms the middle of a combo
JoTyler: that's just..... jrps
CleverCrumbish: @CaptainSpam This is... this is the content David Cage considers amateurish, no doubt.
Zebunisher: Alex please!DO NOT get them into stupid ideas
ChiefEngineerMichael: Somehow this is MORE David Cage than David Cage
Sordidambition: To complete this video please finish this short survey
MadCmdrMoe: these same three guys are really tough
ArcOfTheConclave: this game looks bad.
azlan121: what if its actually a clicker game where you have to hit the fight buttons to power the movie?
TehAmelie: the absolutely weirdest thing in american TV to me is kids who yell at their mom to get them stuff like that's a normal thing
SquareDotCube: This is very senior year game development
accountmadeforants: So I assume there's just some sort of mook-space equilibrium. Like 1 atmosphere of mook. Which is 3 to 5 per scene.
TemporallyAwry: Maybe this game is an example of what happens when you do "too good" a job compartmentalizing all the different parts of game development.
red_shoes_jeff: We don't know who any of these people are to each other and we don't even know the plot of the game, because the game itself ACTIVELY REFUSES TO TELL US.
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LarkSachrosis: Which just reminds me of Molly Lewis on Talking Sim talking about LA Noire
GravityWell34: this narrative needs the guiding, thoughtful hand of David Cage
Aeraliz: I'm guessing this is one of those times where someone wanted to make a movie and was forced to throw together some ganeplay instead?
virre_: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Oh you are right about the Gilmore Girls thing
Barb4rian: Hard to believe Squeenix published this....thing
sethtriggs: A city. It exists.
PigmyWurm: but the animation is randomly decent which sort of makes it worse
StringCheeseRiot: cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1 cheer1
sniperserpent: is this game the most bad * development budget game on watch and play
CleverCrumbish: @red_shoes_jeff Ebem in contexts where diagetically WE SHOULD KNOW!
Metric_Furlong: I take offensive at you dignifying this cutscenes by calling them narrative Kappa
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offbeatwitch: @GravityWell34 oh no it doesn't
DiscordianTokkan: Spicy Cheetoes are amazing
ReydienOnline: fun fact: there is dialogue in this cutscene
BloodnBullets: i gotta ask, weve established this is bad, why are we still playing?
brainbosh: Game looks bad, sounds bad, plays bad, and reads bad. All sorts of bad.
Tobgoblin: So what is this?
Dared00: Real talk: every single one of David Cage's games was better than this
Lysander_Gustav: Congrats!
dococelot: ok no.. i really have it this time, this is a remake of double dragon
Kramburger: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
MercurialVox: Maup
egyptcraze: congrats!
ChiefEngineerMichael: MAWP
TehAmelie: congratulations dot wav
acuilador: Mawp
Phothrism: yes pls
GravityWell34: wooo congrats
Charlemandias: Can we?
VarionusNW: it's a youtube video with QTEs instead of ads, but the audio is also on mute until you watch all the way through once.
CyanMig: congrats!
Izandai: @alialately Congratulations! Glad to hear things are going your way!
DaMullet14: We're almost to the second boss!
rybackgaming: congratulations!
walkwithoutrhythm: @alialately congrats!
SerGarretCameron: I'd be game for that.
sethtriggs: Second Unit Footage: The Game
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FlyingUltraCar: Congrats!!!! TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
MadCmdrMoe: When in doubt, DAB it out!!
drcanonball: yes okz
Keab42: Congratulations on the new gender
shamblingkrenshar: By hitting Alt+F4
hippitybobbity: please
kaotik4266: Hey congrats!
ReydienOnline: I love it, that cutscene with no humans or mouths to inidicate it, actually had dialogue going on
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inkorstardust: Please look up the plot tho
Charlemandias: YAY
Nightvalien28: in which way we don't die?
Novus_Spes: Bad game is bad.
Akaiatana: This game isn't subbed, but it's dabbed
red_shoes_jeff: YES.PLEASE. ANYTHING ELSE.
CyanMig: what game?
Boi_Ginny: Congrats! TransgenderPride
aWabbajack: Triple Eh Game!
Songar87: Congrats!
vegetalss4: Congratulations!
Rhynerd: Alrighty then!
ElectronicChaos: Now read the plot on Wikipedia
Fr0Dough: Baby driver simulator was bad
virre_: yes never again
TXC2: that was a bad game
Pseudonym_Ken: I love clarification
Rhynerd: we're free!
Laogeodritt: Thank God, we're done this game XD
Nightvalien28: I have headache
tim19862: those double negatives get me every time
TXC2: !game override off
LRRbot: Override disabled. Currently playing: Games + Demos
red_shoes_jeff: WARK WARK
Feltic: !hydrate
Rhynerd: now for more bad games
anemzero: But we were so close to the game being.. something.
kumatsu: bye Alex
Rhynerd: or a break
Reecer6: Take the time to watch someone else play it though because it continues to be real real bad.
mynameisie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN TransgenderPride
TehAmelie: !updog
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OneViolence: Wait, thats was a Square Enix game?!
wildpeaks: you think it's bad, but the ending is even weirder
tim19862: knock on the subs
mister_foxhound: That was a fantastical waste of money
MousseFilledCat: I encourage you to read teh wiki summary of the plot, it's very bad
rocketjohn: that was s qenix game??
brainbosh: Send a cutscene to Ian for a proper Late Night Dub Fight.
coelopteryx: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
Metric_Furlong: OneViolence yes
alialately: I'm dabbing it out for Alex!
EvilBadman: Congratulations.
rennz17: It’s terrible in a not at all funny way.
StephenJM81: geoguesser has better plot than that game
Evandill: I'm so insanely upset about this """""game""""".
ArcOfTheConclave: was that even beautiful garbage?
ReydienOnline: if you want to follow the rest of the story, with bonus subtitles, you can check it out here. I personally probably wont:
silverstar216: apparently if you play through it again, it has audio? idk tho
Metric_Furlong: rocketjohn yep
thephyrexianeggroll: what the hell square enix
PsychoI3oy: Reecer6 i can think of 3453 things to better do with my time
Tobgoblin: Is "Triple Eh" some kind of cananandian rating system?
AdmiralMemo: Yes, that was a Squeenix game
DiscordianTokkan: @alialately benginDab
dococelot: double dragon remake
ExitPursuedByABear: Wait, what did Square Enix have to do with that game?
PsychoI3oy: and like 3000 of them are sleeping
Supermareo: reading up on the actual plot of this game, thats BBAD as well
viredae: I'm more disappointed than anything, that looked like it had potential when they showed it. cheer100
tim19862: baby birding water? that's new Kappa
Aeraliz: squeenix why
Mark_D_Stroyer: “Welcome to the Graham Hour”
Evandill: @ArcOfTheConclave NOT EVEN CLOSE.
MostCallMe__Tim: Achievement unlocked: Watched W&P while on the can (no phone)
Rockario: Different water, or...the same water?
thephyrexianeggroll: squeenix WHY
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JustNotAFox: @silverstar216 yeah but that involves playing through the whole game *twice*
TXC2: Rockario it's all the same water after long enough Kappa
Evandill: @Rockario Same water, just reprocessed I believe.
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alialately: There is a trans love emote?!? YES!!!!!
A_Catastrophic_Success: Also, according to the wiki, deaf main character did talk on the phone to people multiple times during the game.
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Boi_Ginny: @alialately TransgenderPride
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alialately: TransgenderPride
TXC2: alialately yeah they have them for every part of LGBTQ+
Rockario: Poorly programmed Machine learning android takes their dinner and drinks aandd pours them right into the toilet to be more efficient
Izandai: @alialately There's actually a lot in the vein. BisexualPride LesbianPride GayPride TransgenderPride AsexualPride PansexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
thephyrexianeggroll: @alialately TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
Izandai: *that
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silverstar216: K th actor who plays the protagonist is SUCH a beautiful mans omg
Fr0Dough: What time is fallout tonight?
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Izandai: HOW
Invitare: he lip-reads the phone
TehAmelie: wow, did we really spend an hour on that? it was like the most boring twenty seconds of Baby Driver
Gekyouryuu: @alialately as a fellow trans human, congrats on being legally you
Metric_Furlong: Izandai dark sorcery
Laogeodritt: wait, are all these pride emotes Twitch default emotes?
ArcOfTheConclave: WHY?
mariomario42: PeteZaroll
Nigouki: oh, i thought i was late to the stream but it seems like the subtrain is still going lol
tim19862: I wonder which ones if any were missed?
ExitPursuedByABear: I thought y'all were JOKING when you said Squeenix made this!
AdmiralMemo: If it was a video call, I could hand-wave it.
EvilBadman: @Laogeodritt Hell yeah they are
TheSoftestBunny: TransgenderPride
virre_: Deaf people use phones, but thats with video-calls and texts
egyptcraze: i think there are apps for voice-assisted calling that exist, so i choose tonbelieve the charscter is using that
Nightvalien28: Laogeodritt yeah they made it default
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malc: hypothesis: they made a game without the deaf thing, then decided it would be better if they took out the dialog
Metric_Furlong: ExitPursuedByABear nope
offbeatwitch: i'm trying to parse the plot synopsis for that game and it's way too confusing
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Izandai: No, wait, I know how he manages that. He manages that by being created by people who have NO IDEA how being deaf works.
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DolGrenn: Almost forgot about W+P - to the VOD!
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silverstar216: ah so the mom getting shot was an accident from a quarrel over shoes...
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adelius3: @DolGrenn dont do it
adelius3: @DolGrenn that game was baaaad
WampaX: @LoadingReadyRun is anyone monitoring the prizes@desertbus mailbox? I have some questions - re a prize's location
margieargie: They are default and being a trans woman myself it's so wonderful every time I get to see them! ^.^ TransgenderPride
ExitPursuedByABear: Oh, Squenix.. honey, no
Sati90: The only way that game could have been worse was if the subs were DLC
DolGrenn: @adelius3 All the more reason to!
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Featherweight_: I am here as well
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Akaiatana: So I work for a mediocre seasonal company during the summer and fall. I just got two emails, one saying [Cold Weather Uniform] and the next saying [Cold Weather Uniform WITH ATTACHMENT]. So professional, much sigh.
adelius3: @DolGrenn you have been warned.
Vyous: Did they just not have an actual deaf consultant on the game?
TXC2: Featherweight_ HYPE
tim19862: new game PowerUpL kaypikeSHARK2 PowerUpR
Foxmar320: Ok so that was quiet garbage so now loud garbage?
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mynameisie: cheer100 Feeling down when Desert Bus ended and almost immediately was offered an exciting job on a beautiful play. YEAH.
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tim19862: ber ber ber
TimbrePanic: Hey Graham, have you seen the SkyyVodka ad with John Cena? It's quite strange