PhoenixMelior: wasn't supposed to snow until this evening
Twinklebees: Boo :<
krorkle: !next
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Rhynerd: I'm not sure if I should try writing 2 scripts or if I should drop my 2 crapshot ideas into pastebin as I've written them out.
PhoenixMelior: are they writing today?
Rhynerd: Kathleen implied as much
PhoenixMelior: ah.
Twinklebees: I wouldn't be surprised, certainly
Rhynerd: but if she's wrong, then at least I'll have some ideas ready to share in a better way than just writing them out in chat and hoping they get noticed.
LoadingReadyRun: Writing Crapshoot today
AshBurnem: Yay!
TXC2 phases back into existence
TXC2: soon!
Rhynerd: alrighty then! would you folks prefer some base script ideas or for me to just write the scripts as prompts in the pastebin, if you're interested in chat providing ideas?
AshBurnem: I'm just happy to be here. :)
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TragicMtG: I'm in the perfect mood for a writing episode!
LoadingReadyRun: Rhynerd full scripts in pastebin are probably better
TXC2: yeay 30% on my fallout 4 download, just..... 12 and a half hours to go :P
PhoenixMelior: txc2 uk?
TXC2: indeed UK
PhoenixMelior: yeah... womp womp
Rhynerd: alright, I'll see if I can get one of my ideas written into a scriptly manner before the end of this stream
TXC2: I get 4Mb per sec internet :P
PhoenixMelior: for some reason your internet is even worse than ours
PhoenixMelior: wait what
Fruan: I have a script I emailed Graham a long time ago - I'm guessing it's gotten lost. Should I put it in a pastebin?
PhoenixMelior: oh right... this is why I prefer physical games
TXC2: I live 4km from the exchange
the_one_true_wilbo: UK here at 400Mb down, it not all bad in UK
TXC2: you basically can't have a signal more attenuated then my and still have a signal :P
TXC2: *mine
SAJewers: !next
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DarkMorford: Okay, I've folded laundry and changed my sheets. At least that's something productive today.
RoeDent89: Evening chat!
TXC2: CONTACT
TheGreenMonster450: lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Hugh_Munculus: lrrSIGNAL
RoeDent89: And we're go go go!
TragicMtG: DarkMorford Same, but pie instead of sheets. Yay us!
gsyhiap: lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: sounds!
RockPusher: jamieDance slytqDance jamieDance slytqDance
Rhynerd: Incoming!
TXC2: TragicMtG you folded a pie? Kappa
Rhynerd: Sound the lrrSIGNAL !
AshBurnem: lrrAWESOME
RoeDent89: How's everyone's recovery coming along?
rendelnep: No they changed their pie
TheMadPunter: ha ha, commercial for wrestling toys
TragicMtG: TXC2 ...sure, yes lrrAWESOME lrrEFF
TehAmelie: recovery? i'm already drunk
Rhynerd: Recover from DB, Turkey Day, or some tragedy?
TragicMtG: txc2 or rather changed my pie :P
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RoeDent89: I was thinking DB
TXC2: Rhynerd por que no los tres?
Earthenone: i got the same comercial for wrestling toys
Rhynerd: @TXC2 Then you'd be me
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RoeDent89 raises the roof
coolbond: good i woke up just in time
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RoeDent89: Umm...is the audio supposed to be skipping like that?
rendelnep checks for the appropriate permits
TXC2: RoeDent89 no
Rhynerd: Ain't skipping here.
TXC2: Here we GO!
RockPusher: [ wubbing intensifies ]
RoeDent89: It seems to be better now
TheAinMAP: katesAir
thegreatwyrdling: Beej dröp
TragicMtG: Obligatory "We should re-film that intro"
TehAmelie: hello!
TXC2: Hello LRR
emberBecky: o/
Jlhonors: honk
Despoiler98: HONK
MostCallMe__Tim: wow, impeccable timing, the MC vid i was watching ended just as the intro played
Mt_Storm: ~honk
Pachs: just got a wrestling toy commercial, its like they knew.
ThorSokar: WAZZZZUP
rustenskurk: And a honk to you too Cameron
TXC2: do we though? Kappa
TragicMtG: Oh yes, love it, buuut...
RoeDent89: Greetings crew!
TXC2: re doing sounds like work
rustenskurk: "7 years old". A high enough number to be exagerated but also sound plausible for a moment
Gen2Gengar: HL1
Antiagone: And we're still waiting for 3 VALVE!
Jlhonors: okay phew
Reecer6: Half Life 3 came out 5 years ago!
Rhynerd: Well, I got the opening to my crapshot ready, but I can't decide between making the odd thing normal here or keeping it odd.
TXC2: too real Cam
FurthestChunk55: the crapshot that went up today was super unsettling
Antiagone: Sounds like this could be a crap shot...
Antiagone: All in itself..
RockPusher: "We're old!" ~honk
gsyhiap: LUL RockPusher
RoeDent89: 565
Antiagone: "Half Life 2: The Avatar Stories"
bondeulv: this is my first time watching this show, I'm looking forward to this ^^
RoeDent89: 595?!
FurthestChunk55: like seriously, i'm not actually sure today's crapshot was actually that funny, just mildly fucked up
Jlhonors: Paul is omnipresent
madness5051: aaaaaah i had the stream open in a tab in the background so when i opened the stream i got double audio
RockPusher: PowerUpL lrrSLOTH PowerUpR
Rhynerd: I guess the suggestion script I'm writing now isn't fitting for this episode then.
RoeDent89: Ooh!
coolbond: someone had taken their 600 shit this year
ExitPursuedByABear: I have a Crapshot idea, possibly a Dave Spokesman sketch: Obligatorade, the sports drink you feel like you have to drink
ThorSokar: And if someone could give them a Gritty head, that would be great
SAJewers: can we write a crapshot for them to film at pax unplugged? lrrBEEJ
delta__vee: this merchandise has grit in it KappaRoss
BlueMechanic: Liberté, Egalité, Gritté
TXC2: Persons surely
TragicMtG: 2% design,1% personality, 97% the internet
bondeulv: FurthestChunk55 I felt like it was a bit odd as well, I wasn't sure what each character's angle was
Reecer6: @FurthestChunk55 I thought the punchline was funny, but yeah, it mostly just evoked other emotions in me.
bondeulv: ba-dum tsch
RoeDent89: Gritty was inside us all along
Rockario: But definitely not "Merry Christ-grits" lrrSPOOP
Moohar: did you realise that Half-Life is now as old as Space Invaders was when Half-Life was released
RockPusher: Baxter confirmed in charge of Kathleen's brain
TXC2: and our hearts, largely by plunging their hand into our collective chests
GoblinRanger: my sister is permently crippled by toxoplasmosis, major brain damage
ZealousCrow: There is no evidence that it affects humans.
bondeulv: gondii*
aClonedPickle: toxoplasmosis
rendelnep: Will gritty raise from his sarcophagus and mutter 'MUST CRUSH CAPITALS'? (apparently the Washington capital are the Flyers rivals)
GoblinRanger: it's a nasty parasite
ritchards: Toxoplasmas sounds like a new holiday
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GDwarf: Toxo needs to be eaten by a cat to reproduce, IIRC, but can infect mammals, and infected rats show reduced fear of cats and attraction to cat odours.
Antiagone: But it makes a heck of a 'science plot point' in a lot of zombie novels...
TehAmelie: i thought i heard at least 60% of people have it
GoblinRanger: toxomplasmosis is the infection
aerobeing: Toxoplasma gondii is an obligate intracellular, parasitic apicomplexan that causes the disease toxoplasmosis.
HydraWiggins: some studies show a large increase in mental health issues in human owners of cats with toxoplasmosis
GDwarf: Toxo definitely can infect people, but what it does to them is utterly unknown. The studies on the effects of Toxo on humans all contradict each other on almost every point.
Sarcastic_comma: What if cat shit gave you super powers
GoblinRanger: the infection is harmless unless you have a compramised immune system
Gnyrinn: There is some relation between Toxoplasmosis in humans and increased intelligence and mental illness.
Reecer6: makes a sick rat-to-cat transfer
GoblinRanger: my sister got it as an infant and its effect is brutal
aerobeing: "T. gondii has been shown to alter the behavior of infected rodents in ways that increase the rodents' chances of being preyed upon by felids."
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azlan121: *insert something about martin shkreli*
TallBlondePillager: Wait, so toxoplasmosis makes rats want to get eaten...is it some kind of bussed up vore virus then?
Pentigan: And there's the cyberpunk dystopia showing
Stoffern: Sadly it involves getting your workers to eat rats...
Antiagone: If Monsanto comes out with the product like this in the future, do we hold Cameron responsible?
SajuukSjet: someone stop Cam from Proto Nerv Stapling us! :D
GoblinRanger: Also affects AIDS patients a lot as well.
FireFlower18: Toxoplasmacorp?
rarermonsters: Here's a crapshot idea: "Bleedr: an app that connects young professionals with an excess of blood to local vampires. Just receive the request and click "Invite across the threshold". Hustle your Humours!"
TacitusVigil: Oh noooooo.
AshBurnem: That could definitely be a Yummies! corp product.
EvilBadman: Isn't that just coffee?
CaptainSpam: Ooo, Defunctland videos?
ThorSokar: Is it time for another Holiday "$x" Advertising firm crapshot?
RockPusher: Monsanto Presents: The Wonder of Glycophosphate Poisoning
ecocd: Can be called Plotox.
Reecer6: chisney
TacitusVigil: The road to hell, and Oz, is paved in good intentions.
bondeulv: new Lion King is looking really good
TXC2: netfilx and chill disney?
Rockario: "What did the doctor do to the man with a sore leg? Chilled 'is knee" lrrBEEJ
Reecer6: It's a holiday weekend... but it's also not REALLY a holiday weekend, like memorial day, really??
ritchards: Disneyland is too expensive period
Reecer6: Who's gonna go on a memorial day vacation, man.
TXC2: 4ft? so she make that next year right? that's how kids work right? Kappa
bi0buster: Is this a "The Whole Story" crapshot?
LoadingReadyRun: @Reecer6 I understood it to be one of the bigger family tourism holidays in the US, but maybe I'm wrong
KV1NN4: sojme nice shots of smiling miners and mouthtain climbers
ecocd: Beej would be very good as the Plotox tester.
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GoblinRanger: Please get it right, toxoplasmosis is a horrible disease. Toxoplasma is the organism and might be something to get some humour from.
Durzo_Blint_: and then there's just one guy who isn't infected and creeped out
Rockario: Where does the toxo come from? Do you hook an emitter to their PC, or their desk?
Antiagone: "Get in there Toxi! We're counting on you!"
Pachs: get featherweight to draw a parasite version of the DNA animation from Jurrasic Park
TheMadPunter: Exactly; not a consumer-focused ad, but aimed at companies
ContingentCat: Isn't toxoplasma the thing you get from cats?
TehAmelie: be friends with your parasites and make them work for you. and then be disappointed they can't make you superhuman like Fry in that Futurama episode
ecocd: Toxiplasma! I choose you!
TXC2: ContingentCat yes that what we're building this off of
GoblinRanger: yes toxoplasma is from cats.
Antiagone: Neurons...?
Stoffern: It's written down now, it's canon
lightpagoda: man, getting a very Vault-Tech video feel from this so far. very happy but ominious 50s things
rarermonsters: Watch Jordan Peterson suggest this genuinely in two weeks
Traion: Hey friends just got here why is K messing with our neurotransmitters
ThorSokar: is Toxy just Gibb in a Gritty mask?
ContingentCat: @TXC2 thanks, I came in a bit late
TXC2: rarermonsters please no
HydraWiggins: ideally, you use all the naming conventions of toxoplasma, toxoplasmosis etc. correctly, just for the youtube comments
GoblinRanger: It's a parasite that secrets hormones that mess with fear of cat urine in mice. Not quite clear what that does in humans
GoblinRanger: Yes in adults its not bad. It crippled my sister for life. She's blind and brain damaged
cleekru: Let's take a moment and appreciate Kathleen's "Paul!" from cH: Coffe Time
aerobeing: Huh. "A number of studies have suggested that subtle behavioral or personality changes may occur in infected humans,[20] and infection with the parasite has recently been associated with a number of neurological disorders, particularly schizophrenia[14] and bipolar disorder."
richard_ermen: We´re all already infected? Are we the zombies?
Sibwow: toxoplasmagndhi goes nuclear
rarermonsters: You could always just avoid all science issues by calling it "Nanomachines"
Pentigan: Son
ContingentCat: "designer Toxoplasma" ?
TehAmelie: toxoplasma gondii are the parasites. like malaria parasites cause malaria
richard_ermen: @rarermonsters Ahh, the Kojima approach to storytelling?
tapdancingbeavers: You should record this to listen back to it later :D
Anaerin: Engineered AND Trained!
ThorSokar: A bespoke trained strain of tasoplas....
TallBlondePillager: "Proprietary" is a word that got ruined for me by Microsoft bloatware
Durzo_Blint_: PROPRIETARY! SYNERGY!
cheetoJack: toxoplasma gritty
TXC2: so is this just the plot of resident evil? Kappa
Reecer6: That's good because it implies they're protective of their virus, and are only willing to license it out at high costs.
TehAmelie: we can call it Toxoplasma Condi. "it tested well with focus groups"
LoadingReadyRun: GoblinRanger very sorry to hear that. I was just looking at the wikipedia article that said it usually cause no obvious symptoms in adults
eye_h_bar: Nicely done Cameron!
Jlhonors: hahaha
ContingentCat: Yeah that's Foucault
eye_h_bar: (i've read too much Foucault recently)
Invitare: Sinnoh best series
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Anaerin: Toxoplasmosis, the crazy cat lady disease!
cmdrud87: Do you mean the invisible warden?
ContingentCat: It's been a while since I've read Foucault
bondeulv: are you watching the awful english dub?
eye_h_bar: If the Panopticon becomes a Crapshot, I don't know what I'll do.
FurthestChunk55: penelope is too good
GoblinRanger: Yeah I'm aware its generally harmless. Its just a mean thing if you get it as a infant. @LoadingReadyRun Sorry for being a bit sensitive about it.
Invitare: does she know Ash is an idiot?
ThorSokar: Is this a "work with daddy" moment?
cmdrud87: The Panopticon IS real life...
TXC2: gotta raise them on Sub from an early age Kappa
SalmirAeon: well that HAS to be a crapshot now
Rockario: I mean, if you ever want to get her to learn Japanese...lrrBEEJ
richard_ermen: Penelope...learning of Sub Superiority at a YOUNG age xD
Pentigan: Not just read, read braille
TehAmelie: "I make your decicions for you, so you can't legally be held accountable for your risk-taking behavior!"
Anaerin: *Translator's note: Ba-ba means Keikaku...
azlan121: eh, reading is valuable for far more than academic achievement
darkecologist: instead of a training film, it's an adam curtis documentary. 'century of the self' but then cuts to people complaining that artifact isn't free to play
richard_ermen: Wait, isn´t that an excellent crapshoot joke in itself? About baby, reading and sub anime?
Durzo_Blint_: did chat just create a weaboo crapshoot by accident?
ecocd: I was reading before 4 so it's never too early to spark their interest in books!
azlan121: nothing wrong with trying to stimulate her imagination
bi0buster: My nephew is being taught to code and he just stopped crapping himself.
BlueMechanic: Onix are very big and scary if you are very small
Rockario: That's an appropriate reaction to onix
FurthestChunk55: oh yeah, graham, how have you been finding let's go eevee?
FurthestChunk55: also onix is bussing terrifying, let's be honest
Anaerin: Is there a crapshot in Parents who don't understand their child because they've been watching subbed Anime and the child has learned Japanese from it, while the parents haven't...
Invitare: she'll love Johto, where Ash catches a Shiny Noctowl that is actually the smartest character in the show but never does anything
cleekru: Coulnd't this be spoken by Dave Spokesman???
bondeulv: Anaerin South Park did an episode about that in season 3
ecocd: "Proven effective in 98% of adults."
Anaerin: bondeulv: Well, crud.
Reecer6: Toxie or Toxy?
Durzo_Blint_: There needs to be just one new guy in the cubicles who isn't wearing a creepy ass smile and a member of the stepford workers?
Antiagone: And thanks to our help, the State Government just passed "Right to Work" legislation!
ecocd: "What happens in the other 2%“
TehAmelie: i need an old parasite and a young parasite
Anaerin: Yung(ian) Toxy?
masta2505: cheer250 Look at these happy employees, writing Crapshots. They get their story done, moral is high and no one is thinking about desert busses.
TXC2: ecocd we dont talk about the 2%
AshBurnem: Right up in your local thinkpiece!
bondeulv: it's really good though, one of my favourites
ecocd: @txc2 lol!
GoblinRanger: inflatable eage?
7gorobei: "massaging that medula oblongata"
rarermonsters: Toxic Crusaders
GoblinRanger: *eagle?
Dared00: @GoblinRanger https://www.99percentoffsale.com/
GoblinRanger: Nice eagle :)
rarermonsters: They also made cartoon series for Robocop and Rambo
TehAmelie: we got the toys but not the TV show so i never liked them
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TXC2: rarermonsters what? like Robocop I get, but Rambo?!
Anaerin: In "Their"
GoblinRanger: Under cooked meat in general can pass it on. Could be a burger :)
7gorobei: transmission is typically by "vectors"
Rockario: It's not going in OUR brains, that would be terrible
Pterodactal: Or free coffee lrrSPOOP
ThorSokar: "You know nothing gets your employees together like a free meat lunch!" 'Just don't mention that it's rat meat"
darkecologist: are you selling toxy? or is it like a educational film about copper. 'and it's all thanks to our friend toxy'
TehAmelie: free* lunch meat
ContingentCat: Is there a way to connect it to the Hussle episode with heather warning about suspicious cookies?
rendelnep: Toxoplasmosis will give a two week bout of flu symptoms though
ecocd: "We installed Toxi 3 months ago. We had to install bunk beds in the break room, because our employees never want to leave."
Reecer6: No, not free, just like, 50 cents cheaper than normal in the cafeteria.
gsyhiap: "I've never heard of these 'Toxy' brand donuts before, but they're delicious!"
manfred909: is this just an excuse to by donuts ob the company card?
rarermonsters: "Onboad with our enterprise level program to receive custom, branded infection vectors, and incentive programs to increase employee engagement (The incentive is more toxoplasma)"
orellien2773: Suggestion: Someone sinister looking (Hi Kathleen!) should be in the background of the cutaways, looking sinister :D
TehAmelie: free* meat**
bi0buster: wageslaves?
ContingentCat: Plebs works
rarermonsters: Hosts
HydraWiggins: serfs
HorusFive: My house is FULL of items with previous lives as "props"
NSFMulhearn: Serfs Up
GoblinRanger: serfs otherwise known as contractors :)
bi0buster: Wage slave is very shadowrun
ThorSokar: How about we just shorten that to "Beej"
TallBlondePillager: How about "Thralls"?
orellien2773: "They're not serfs, they're interns!"
darkecologist: i ate so much potatoes yesterday
ContingentCat: Proletariat
Durzo_Blint_: SERFS needs to be an acroynym
ecocd: It could be a pitch meeting to an evil-ish executive.
Durzo_Blint_: and one of the S's needs to be Synergy
TheMadPunter: perhaps a reference to contract workers?
TehAmelie: i frequently buy one potato for three days' worth of soup. it feels sad but boy i'm happy i don't have to buy a whole bag
Pentigan: Serially Employed Reduced Franchisement Servants
RockPusher: up in your brain meats
EvilBadman: "When did we get a full set of armor?"
Anaerin: Synergistic Employee Retargetting Function Serum.
ContingentCat: Maybe "it gets right up in the nooks and crannies of the brain"
rarermonsters: "As an added benefit, employees who quit can be sued for continuing to use Toxy in violation of our lease"
Rockario: Helpfully supressing?
darkecologist: @TehAmelie it amusing to imagine you in line at the story with a single potato
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GoblinRanger: self worth?
Anaerin: "Distraction"
Reecer6: "...and other complex thoughts."
thatguy575: dissatisfaction
TXC2: ennui ?
ContingentCat: "apathy"
Mt_Storm: Existential dread
7gorobei: inhibiting pesky thoughts of unionization
Balthasar_Wiseman: I was thinking discontent would work
TehAmelie: it interferes with your employees' sense of self preservation, so they'll work harder
gsyhiap: rather than 'employees', I've always felt 'workforce' is more detached and dispassionate.
Anaerin: "Distraction, Dissatisfaction and Disloyalty"
orellien2773: "Shown to reduce time checking twitter for politics by 99.9%!"
ThorSokar: "Toxi works at the cellular level to make your employees ignore their disdain for your business practices"
RockPusher: "… unsatisfied with your employees job satisfaction…"
Rockario: Hold up, this completely curbs ennui? Can I get a strain just for personal use?
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ContingentCat: "increased company loyalty"
GoblinRanger: lol
Ukon_vasara: im pretty sure what paul just said was a Micheal Crichton novel
RockPusher: shitters full! lrrGARBO
TXC2: solidarity is union word no?
gsyhiap: ^^
bondeulv: yea
Anaerin: "Employee Cohesion"
TallBlondePillager: Graham with the instant look of "Oh god"
Antiagone: Ew?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
ShortRound2099: lrrDARK
gsyhiap: lrrGARBO
rarermonsters: "Our product also comes with a kill switch that will deactivate all parasites if employees begin referencing a "queen""
rustenskurk: lrrGARBO
ContingentCat: Vote Lizzard Vote Kathleen!
tehcrashxor: I think that's a thing from Archer.
GrumblingMoblin: Upper decker jokes!
TallBlondePillager: Kathleen De Vere: Evil and Poop-centric
RockPusher: We are instituting a double-decking policy to increase poop efficiency by %100
GoblinRanger: literal crapshot
vbanej: "Tested it with who?!!!"
gsyhiap: feliciaFlush
Reecer6: That is somewhere past grievous bodily harm.
Anaerin: Rather than "Solidarity" (which could be a Unionizing red flag), how about "Cohesion"
TXC2: I feel upper deckering someone is grounds for them to kill you legally
bluegargantua: Increased pooping efficiency? Sounds like a job for Pistachio!
ThorSokar: "I already tested it" "Enter Cameron looking HORRIFIED"
Anaerin: "Time and motion study"?
Durzo_Blint_: @rarermonsters the video for the Toxy video is interrupted by the worket zombies they created.
Astra7525: WHY would anyone poop into the water tank
TehAmelie: it's something you can only do if you don't care about who it might affect. the prank itself has to be everything
ContingentCat: Whoops
gsyhiap: aaand that's number-thing! *gameshow music*
Stoffern: I'm...I'm just gonna go superglue the lid on the tank...
TXC2: behind the TV? ameture
rarermonsters: Crapshot idea: Corporate efficiency video that slowly reveals it's crazy people who've snuck into an office on the weekend
Pusherman555: thats a pretty good move for someone panicking
aerobeing: "Congratulations! You solved the puzzle!"
TheOtherTrevor: that probably makes it worse
Rockario: Asking about the beer bottle is exactly the moment that the hastily repaired wall collapses
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GoblinRanger: Think my favourite was my brother had a party. It went fine, when he was cleaning up after he shattered a vase with the handle of a mop by accident.
Anaerin: *sigh* We got a floater!
Iciilix: The locked room mystery: you heard a flush, but there's still something in the bowl.
RockPusher: fear is a great motivator to half-learn new skills
TXC2: "son, explain to me how you did this spackaling"
darkecologist: lol
gsyhiap: "no Q to 💩 "?
RomanGoro: Are you sure you're writing a crapshot and not a cH?
Durzo_Blint_: the guy on top askes the guy below to pass him some toilet paper
Anaerin: Increase fecal throughput at least 200%!
TehAmelie: you can call it The Copoop
Despoiler98: Poo jokes, never fail to make Kathleen laugh hysterically
ThorSokar: "Among people waiting to drop a duce"
rarermonsters: I feel like an hour of talking about poo gets cut out of every Panalyst
TXC2: rarermonsters :D
bi0buster: What's the joke? I only went through 1 roll of TP over 7 months because I'd almost exclusively poop at work.
gsyhiap: "Are your toilets causing you defecation consternation?"
Morrigan9: top bunk!
TallBlondePillager: So...*how* much now-legal weed has the crew had? Kappa
ecocd: Kathleen sure does like poop jokes doesn't she?
TXC2: TallBlondePillager none
vbanej: What's the rule on eye contact?
TallBlondePillager: @TXC2 Is joek
Durzo_Blint_: woud you rather be on top or bottom?
GoblinRanger: good word choice there
HydraWiggins: gunnery position?
rarermonsters: this feels like the kind of crapshot that just has to do a monty-python cutaway gag where it cuts to Graham in an office apologizing for letting such a sophomoric sketch go on so long.
RockPusher: Our squatting regime has been very effective…
GoblinRanger: top-gunner?
Durzo_Blint_: pilot and gunner position
rustenskurk: Wait, did I come into the cH-verse's writing session?
Gnyrinn: So, would the upper decker be tail gunner?
dee_dubs: Taking the high road?
MalBeam: wait, is this just the 'two-storey outhouse' joke?
TXC2: vbanej if you can look someone in the eye whille you're both shitting, you marry that person
TehAmelie: Crapshot 590whatsity: The Bomb
Anaerin: MalBeam: Eventually.
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ContingentCat: I'm not sure how this ends though, maybe this is one for a Python-esque comedy police come in for it be too silly
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Morrigan9: why stop at 2. lets stack them and get a 4 array
ThorSokar: "For the person ET'ing it up in the basket"
TallBlondePillager: How about tank-sitter faces the opposite direction? Some slogan about "Watching your back all the time"?
bi0buster: This is how inventions work right?
rybackgaming: yeah, this is the perfect time for a joke police out.
Anaerin: Paul comes in on the writing room and comments loudly "Seriously? What the shit!"
GoblinRanger: auger?
Morrigan9: forstner
rarermonsters: They're called Drillbits Graham
Nemanthil: Forstner bit
DarkMorford: Forstner
ParanoidRabbit: If you have access to a loose toilette people could show the sitting styles?
TheOtherTrevor: drill bit
azlan121: holesaws
ZealousCrow: yes they're called hole saws
azlan121: or spade bits
Durzo_Blint_: Forstner bit
ParanoidRabbit: with pants of course...
darkecologist: chat knows everything
Earthenone: isent this coversation how the human centipede got started?
ContingentCat: yeah that's an auger
ZealousCrow: They ARE called hole saws
TheOtherTrevor: The Whole Story
darkecologist: that was a good bit about bits
Ashen_Prime: There are many. The hole-hog is what you're describing.
Nemanthil: That's a forstner. Spade is like a spade, auger is long one.
ZealousCrow: ashen
ZealousCrow: No
rarermonsters: We've abandoned crapshooting, this is now just a discussion about poo logistics
Anaerin: The cylinder is a Hole Saw. Flat bits are "Spade Bits". And Forstner are shaped like a Z with circular top and bottom arms.
aerobeing: Rotary hammer?
ZealousCrow: A hole hawg is a drill Ashen_Prime
GoblinRanger: I have some feedback on the new system
Durzo_Blint_: one asks the other to pass some TP
TXC2: you can come out of toilet not looking haunted?
ContingentCat: Maybe cut to later, and hear someone yell as they fall off the top
emberBecky: you could have the person proposing show a stick figure diagram
Nemanthil: https://i.imgur.com/lHrAyp4.jpg = Forstner
ThorSokar: "OK, new rule, the girl can NOT be on top"
vbanej: just two people staring into each others eyes, everything below the neck cut off
Durzo_Blint_: @ThorSokar don't kink shame
ThorSokar: hahaha
rarermonsters: Can the final punchline be "And that's why we left the last Moonbase"
Kramburger: Hey friends, are they wrapping up?
Anaerin: "In good news, pooping time has been reduced by 50%, unfortunately counseling costs are up 250%"
Pentigan: Of course this just shifts the queue from the bathroom door to the desks because everyone avoids heading to the bathroom at the same time as someone else
Kramburger: Raaad
HydraWiggins: The end could be the drawing board, the engineering problem
ThorSokar: it just ends with one or both people saying "I need a shower"
TXC2: Kramburger we're working on the end of the 2nd sketch
Kramburger: @TXC2 Cheers
rarermonsters: The button is someone nailing boards over that toilet
ZealousCrow: Forstner bits are normally only used on a drill press
TXC2: "how do you feel?" "unclean"
vbanej: Beej walks and take a look in the bathroom for the first time and says "oh, I have a set up like this at home
gsyhiap: I liked Cam's "I have to go home now and change my shirt"
HydraWiggins: maybe move the "but 7 minutes faster" to the button
ContingentCat: "empty inside"
Gnyrinn: It ends with them rushing to the same sink
Mysticman89: empty.
Anaerin: "How do you feel?" "I need to get the back of my neck disinfected"
Kramburger: o_O
TheSoftestBunny: !uptime
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KeirenH: One person with a smile on their face and the other pale, haunted, and physically shaking, not making eye contact.
Mangledpixel: boop
KV1NN4: @Anaerin aaaahahaaewww XD
Durzo_Blint_: next up, double decker urinals
Anaerin: KV1NN4: Thanks. I try my best.
rarermonsters: Just cut to the office in Shambles with Cam quoting Ahab speeches
rarermonsters: Or maybe Heart of Darkness
aerobeing: Rotary hammer?
TXC2: yes rarermonsters yes
KaleWoamingford: a qualified success
TheOtherTrevor: Idea: "The Drill Press Channel"
Rhynerd: Alright, I'm done trying to write that script idea I mentioned earlier. It probably still needs work but I hope you folks will find something to use in it: https://pastebin.com/C4KWpMH5
Anaerin: Forstner bits are used for making a flat-bottomed hole.
RockPusher: Idea from a riff on The Lion King remake - executives talking about remaking an old animated film, sparing no expense in lovingly redrawing it to look *exactly identical* to the original to best capture the market for nostalgia.
ZealousCrow: That whole convo reminds me that you should never listen to chat because people will chime in even though they have no idea what they're talking about.
Earthenone: crapshot idea: Space ship/aircraft landing crew, trying to get a joke to land
GoblinRanger: Clean them up in post
HydraWiggins: idea 3 is the sub/dub, right?
SalmirAeon: dub or sub with your toddler idea?
TheOtherTrevor: "The Drill Press Channel" as a parody of The Hydraulic Press Channel
TXC2: why on Earth is that movie getting made ?
holidayMD: Dub/sub toddler
KV1NN4: I thinkt he sets are liveactions?
rarermonsters: It's still hateful anti-hyena propaganda
GDwarf: Yep, Lion King is 100% animated and has no live action, and it annoys me how everyone is calling it "live action"
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun How about a reacration of MGS snake eaters ending where big boss (Cameron) is at the bosses grave (Alex) , this is a continuation of the Baby sitter crap shoot
Rhynerd: Or they had a lot of people in mocap suits
KeirenH: "live-action" == realistic asthetic
KV1NN4: cos otherwise they did a poor job #Ding Pride Rock
azlan121: money and/or trademark extension
Ashen_Prime: But they're rerecording all the voice lines anyway.
rarermonsters: It is a musical
Kramburger: It had Elton John and Tim Rice in the credits
sivakrytos: there are only five songs in the original lion king
Darth_Wooper: I honestly hope the new Shrek remake sasses all over the Disney "live" remakes. Like the original version did to classic Disney.
rustenskurk: The new Jungle Book still had songs
bi0buster: Gambino is in it? Damn
RockPusher: John Oliver as Zazu is appealing
TehAmelie: Donald Glover too. people underestimate him i think
Durzo_Blint_: Elton wrote the music
bi0buster: Donglover is great.
bondeulv: I'm pretty hyped
GDwarf: Disney seems to have decided that "animation" is a term that's marketing poison, I guess, which is really sad.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did you know Jim Cummings sang the last half of "Be Prepared"?
TXC2: haunka matta ?
bondeulv: TehAmelie Donald Glover = Childish Gambino
Kramburger: Elton John and Tim Rice had music writing credits
rarermonsters: It's more that people decided that 2d animation is really expensive
Nemanthil: The fun thing about all these different hole making bits, I know alot about them, and the english names for them, but haven't used alot of them and don't know the name in my language.
Invitare: no Jeremy Irons?
dostrow_: hello all
Anaerin: Yes, no Jeremy Irons either. Which is a shame.
rustenskurk: And yet Johnny English 3
Nemanthil: Thank you diy/woodworking channels on youtube.
TXC2: they got James Earl Jones back, that's all that matters
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MalBeam: a live-action gibb shot to get in on the live-action remake craze
TehAmelie: pretty wild that photorealist 3D rendering is now chaper than 2D painted animation
TXC2: hello dostrow_ welcome
Ashen_Prime: If they were just to use all the old cast, there would be no reason to NOT just use the original audio.
Kramburger: Someone pointed out all the Lions are played by black actors, so it's a deliberate choice there I think
Earthenone: pride51
RockPusher: TehAmelie humans cost money, computers are paid a lot less
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Dared00: Lion KIng AMV
TXC2: Disney would do that
TehAmelie: RockPusher i heard that in Edward Longshank's voice
ThorSokar: Oh for 600 you could do a short-for-shot remake of #1
RockPusher: TehAmelie LUL good reference
aerobeing: Tide?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Back to the Future could be remade
KV1NN4: Remake your top 3 Crapshoots? but faster and...with....other people....?
Darth_Wooper: @TXC2 sounds like primo blu-ray filler bonus material.
Nemanthil: I love that idea @ThorSokar
cleekru: "Oh for 600 you could do a short-for-shot remake of #1" OHHHH YESSSSS
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Earthenone: we could remake back to the future and make the future accurate
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MadAran87: Song of the South, you say?
Durzo_Blint_: ^
Kramburger: Back to the future
Alness49: Here's the pitch! *cut to after* "What the hell was that!" "The Aristo-Cats!"
Astra7525: Back to the Future?
TehAmelie: why shot-for-shot when you could shoot it better, more Edgar Wrightly?
godort: Shawshank redemption
snowewolf: a remake of a early crapshoot
thatguy575: princess bride
HydraWiggins: Andy's "Papers Please"
ContingentCat: ooo Song of the South
RomanGoro: The Iron Giant?
Durzo_Blint_: song of the south for sure
EvilBadman: Crapshot #1
ThorSokar: Silverhawks!
GrumblingMoblin: Schindler's List?
RichardMcSundy: back to the future
Hangedman: The writers’ room, complete with Beej in neckbrace, trying to figure out what D-tier affordable property to remake
RockPusher: I'm for any excuse for LRR to throw stuff off cliffs
thegreatwyrdling: Remake of Crapshot 1
vbanej: Live action Song of the South, oh my god
Marcanius: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Dared00: Installation Anxiety Kappa
RomanGoro: The Princess Bride?
Nemanthil: Shawshank Redemption yeah
Darth_Wooper: I wouldn't be surprised.
Ashen_Prime: The original Nunchucks video.
FITorion: They are Cam
TehAmelie: did you hear they're making a Downtown Abbey movie?
The_Irish_Blaggard: Leon the professional?
Dumori: Live action Watershipdown!
Jigokuro: YES to Princess Bride
thatguy575: CGI
TallBlondePillager: Citizen Kane?
PandasAndPancakes: Maybe this works better as a Hustle segment about LRR remaking season 1.
RockPusher: Timely too given William Goldman passed recently
Kerrisis: The Matrix
gsyhiap: lrrWOW
rarermonsters: Crapshot: "Bleedr, an app connecting blood-filled young professionals with local creatures of the night. Our app will match you with vampires, beckon them to you, and invite them across your threshold. You have hustle, humours, and you need coffee more than blood. Join our team of doers, of hustlers, of bleeders. Not employees though, you're not employees."
aerobeing: Congratulations!
Anaerin: I've re-made "The Highlander". With Seth Rogan as Connor Macleod...
Pteraspidomorphi: That sounds sensible and logical to me
Earthenone: Wark Wark
richard_ermen: The Last Starfighter has already been remade as a book. It´s by Ernest Cline and just as bad as ReadyPlayerOne. As in REALLY BAD.
manfred909: lrrDARK
aerobeing: Home Alone
ThorSokar: Congratulations Kathleen, you got there
Despoiler98: The Princess Bride but all in CGI
Laserbeaks_Fury: As...you..wiiiish
ContingentCat: or the Princess bride but with Marionettes
nbinney: what if hollywood started a trend of remaking movies originally made by people who had been #metoo'ed
TehAmelie: i know, let's do Highlander but gender flipped
Laserbeaks_Fury: POUS
Anaerin: Avians of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
lightpagoda: @richard_ermen I did like how the main character of it was aware and called out several times 'this is just last starfighter!'
Durzo_Blint_: we've remade Star Trek with Chris Pine as Kirk...
GlennSeto: @ContingentCat That could actually be cool.
technoFinch: Is this a good time to submit a crapshot? https://pastebin.com/vWhYfrq0
Mangledpixel: all CGI Alex
GlennSeto: Imagine Laika doing Princess Bride in stop motion.
Astra7525: What is the most belvoed, early crapshot?
cheetoJack: refilm it in 4k
nbinney: Usual Suspects with Kevin Spacey's character edited out
SalmirAeon: alex sitting at a table and his sniffs
TehAmelie: is there a filter to make it "look" like CG?
Earthenone: now we can shhot crapshot 1 again, in 4k!
CheerfulPessimist: it's perfect, redone in HD
Alness49: Alex on a green screen
GnorbertGnom: !next
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richard_ermen: @lightpagoda Yeah, but that didn´t actually make it better, it just means he´s aware of copying the old work...=|
GrumblingMoblin: can you cg digitally de-age alex?
bi0buster: What if someone whips up a horrible model of Alex and it's just a shot of that?
Rhynerd: Did we get Alex's face recorded?
nbinney: or, pick any R rated movie, and make it a terrible PG-13 remake
ThorSokar: Alex just flossing at the end?
Nemanthil: Yeah, crapshot 1 in 4k. And overdo the editing.
TheMadPunter: or maybe it's still Alex, but with a fancy green screened scene behind him
Darth_Wooper: Roast? I was picturing raw chickens...
ContingentCat: same
Rhynerd: Can we make a Quake-grade model of Alex?
snowewolf: "Dances" also known as muscle spasms
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TXC2: what if Princess Bride, but EVERY role is played by creeper doll?
Anaerin: So basically The Princess Bride to the video of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer"?
RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Durzo_Blint_: A remake of Schindler's List?
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
Despoiler98: get into the sea Kathleen....into....the....sea
GoblinRanger: my sides hurt
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: it was entertaining for us
RvLeshrac: But now you have to find a cliff
MalBeam: do you know a six-fingered rooster?
EvilBadman: Wasn't that the dog and tree one?
Dared00: Kathleen REALLY wants to throw shit off the cliff
HydraWiggins: find more reasons for Paul to walk into the sea
coolbond: Dear DR Graham Jump of a SEA CLIFF!
ContingentCat: legally distinct The Sound of Silence
MelSlashVin: You broke Graham
Featherweight_: CANADA Jokes
manfred909: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
rarermonsters: Crapshot pitch: "Bleedr, an app connecting blood-filled young professionals with local creatures of the night. Our app will match you with vampires, beckon them to your sleeping chamber, and invite them across your threshold. You have hustle, humours, and you need coffee more than blood. Join our team of doers, of hustlers, of bleeders. Not employees though, you're not employees."
TXC2: I mean we HAVE footage of creepy doll being thrown off a hill
rustenskurk: Could actually work. Kathleen in sketch pitches a weird sketch that ends with computer being thrown off cliff. Cut to disappointed reaction from her co-workers. She is now being thrown off a cliff.
Durzo_Blint_: The Song of the South, but this time with 50% less racism!
TheMadPunter: That's so meta. I love it.
Jorge4hg: lrrDARK
RockPusher: Featherweight_ lrrAWESOME featheRattum
Procrastronauts: There's honestly nothing better than when Kathleen starts spouting her brain
TheMadPunter: @Procrastronauts Seconded.
MelSlashVin: All beautiful things eventually get muted
RockPusher: Bai Kathleen lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
TXC2: Bye Kathleen
Anaerin: Durzo_Blint_: Only 50%? That seems a little under...
ContingentCat: lrrDARK lrrDARK
NoNoobNo: we could throw her off of a sea cliff Kappa
TheOtherTrevor: I'm glad Skeal didn't get muted
Traion: Bye Kathleen
Kramburger: Sounds like Punchr
TheMadPunter: what was the music for that creepy doll cliff thing?
Durzo_Blint_: @Anaerin that's the joke
cheetoJack: Bleedr made by the people behind Punchr
TehAmelie: we'll always have the memory of secret youtube video
ContingentCat: I think that might be too close to something real, I think I saw something about buying the blood of the young
rustenskurk: Just make What We Do In The Dark
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bleedr would totally exist in "The Live In The Shadows"
rybackgaming: @LoadingReadyRun 1 Star: This app sucks.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm gonna sell my blood to the rich
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or the right title
Pentigan: "I thought in these modern times it'd be impossible to find a virgin. Turns out I was looking in the wrong demographic"
MelSlashVin: @rybackgaming Ha!
RockPusher: Talking-head vampire testimonials absolutely should have Jacob in there
TheSoftestBunny: didn't you make it? with kathleen drinking alex's blood
Rhynerd: Heh
Pterodactal: Very similar to Crapshots Ep.517 - The Fake
Astra7525: SuckR?
ContingentCat: hey don't kinkshame them
AshBurnem: Yes, ep.517
Laserbeaks_Fury: Netflix and Drain
GrumblingMoblin: true sharing economy
KV1NN4: you're HOPING for a cool sexy vampire
TXC2: I mean that has to be a thing they covered in true blood no?
Durzo_Blint_: Goth vampire groupie looking for a how Twilight vampire instead gets Nosferatu
rarermonsters: Button: A guy matches up with a super sexy vampire, they show up looking like Nosferatu "You look nothing like the picture"
Sordidambition: "I tried acupuncture before, so why not this."
GoblinRanger: ok I love that image
Despoiler98: Hands you an orange juice
rustenskurk: Now I just wanna watch Being Human
aerobeing: That's a crapshot.
ThorSokar: No No, it's some horrific vampire that looks like a trucker who hasn't bathed in 4 months
dostrow_: Turns out it is just a fat guy named Steve that shows up, looks nothing like the pictures
Ashen_Prime: One of the testimonials is from a couple that found eachother on Bleedr
PrimNexus: vampire red cross lol
RvLeshrac: "You're a little anemic, and also impotent, because you know, no blood."
RichardMcSundy: that app would work in World of Darkness
Darth_Wooper: 5 stars: "I wanted someone who keeps the same hours I do. Found him on the first try!"
TehAmelie: hey if Almost Famous can have a DVD bonus feature scene where they listen to the entire Stairway to Heaven and you have to use your own record if you want to hear it, you guys can surely put Harry's Fall on the season 11 disc with instructions to listen to Koyaanisqatsi
1losttheGame: Or you get catfished and it's actually and ugly fat vampire
ParanoidRabbit: doorbell?
TodFilth: would that be a dating app for vampires to meet humans?
EvilBadman: "I was getting tired of constantly going to shitty raves."
TodFilth: so you can swipe right on the sexy vampire that you want?
ContingentCat: @ParanoidRabbit Kathleen leaving I think
MalBeam: when he's edward cullen on his profile pic but nosferatu in real life
sharpkris: @LoadingReadyRun i want a monologue of a really old vampire being frustrated with millennials wanting their blood sucked.
ParanoidRabbit: ah, right
Morrigan9: sounds like most of True Blood
Durzo_Blint_: Vampire catfishing
rarermonsters: Testimonials "I mean it's uncomfortable, sure, and I can no longer enter churches. But I wasn't monetizing my blood at all"
ContingentCat: "you claimed to have great iron levels, but your eyelids are pale as hell"
TXC2: come on Cam, no one is as ugly as a testicle
Zael250: I have a sequel to "The Pigeon" that I came up with for you guys https://pastebin.com/xMYe2tUp
rustenskurk: Okay, crapshot idea: Kathleen in the sketch pitches the sketch with a new remake that ends with a computer being throwin off a cliff. Cut to disappointed reaction from her co-workers. Cut to Kathleen being thrown off cliff.
Alness49: Wouldn't a vampire catfish be a piranha?
TehAmelie: how hard would it be to replicate the original Nosferatu movie special effect?
ThorSokar: you could get some press-on nails
Ashen_Prime: Is there a theater shop you can find some cheap prosthetics in?
bi0buster: What if they look like that psychic biowhatever from Red Dwarf that looks like your ideal partner, but really looks like a can of spotted dick?
TXC2: bi0buster the siren
dostrow_: Vampire catfish would be more like a werewolf showing up or something
thebackpack08: looks at phone. looks at creepy vampire. "do I at least get a cookie?"
ContingentCat: and all the halloween stuff would be really gone by now
godort: @Zael250 that's actually really funny
MalBeam: "you don't look like anything in your picture" *vampire drinks* "well, you're not an AB+ so we're even"
rustenskurk: Can we write a sequel to the Zombies crapshot?
Pentigan: The vampire is just a human dude with plastic fangs and a needle
Durzo_Blint_: woah wait me and @rarermonsters posted the same idea at the same time
aerobeing: Isn't all the halloween stuff on a big discount sale now?
rarermonsters: @Durzo_Blint_ Yeah I think you beat me just slightly
TehAmelie: haha yes a human trying to cosplay a vampire with plastic fangs
RockPusher: hehehe, Randy is a good comedy word
CaptainSpam: How about just a super-short Crap Shot as an answer to Crap Shots seemingly getting longer and longer lately? lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: viz. Austin Powers
TXC2: oh I get it
bi0buster: Needs to be a snow covered forest. You know, for the maple.
Anaerin: The "Vampire" is a Red Cross volunteer.
TehAmelie: a maple syrup vampire, or surupire
TehAmelie: syrupire
snowewolf: A squeal to the baby sitting episode : MGS snake eater but cam is snake with a eye-patch at Alex's grave
madmanoreo: I would suggest a sparkly twilight vampire but who would wish endless glitter on someone from LRR
Durzo_Blint_: 5:05Durzo_Blint_: Goth vampire groupie looking for a how Twilight vampire instead gets Nosferatu5:06rarermonsters: Button: A guy matches up with a super sexy vampire, they show up looking like Nosferatu "You look nothing like the picture"
bi0buster: The crapshot length is really just a suggestion. :P
Rockario: "Look, I'm not really a vampire. But this app just has really cool people."
gsyhiap: Crapshot pitch: "Bleedr, an app connecting blood-filled young professionals with local creatures of the night. Our app will match you with vampires, beckon them to your sleeping chamber, and invite them across your threshold. You have hustle, humours, and you need coffee more than blood. Join our team of doers, of hustlers, of bleeders. Not employees though, you're not employees."
KeirenH: rarermonsters: Crapshot pitch: "Bleedr, an app connecting blood-filled young professionals with local creatures of the night. Our app will match you with vampires, beckon them to your sleeping chamber, and invite them across your threshold. You have hustle, humours, and you need coffee more than blood. Join our team of doers, of hustlers, of bleeders. Not employees though, you're not employees."
TheMadPunter: What video is the Creepy Doll flying off a cliff in? I vaguely remember seeing it...
gsyhiap: not my original
gsyhiap: there we go, you had it twice LUL
FurthestChunk55: the red cross being a vampire organisation was from doctor mcninja, right?
TXC2: TheMadPunter it's an unlisted video
ContingentCat: Yeah it's a blood drop with a maple leaf in it
holidayMD: The sub/dub toddler thing
Anaerin: It's a blood drop with a maple leaf
TheOtherTrevor: The Canadian Red Cross does not do donations in the US
SachielOne: Not since they SERIOUSLY messed u their screening procedured
TheMadPunter: @TXC2 Ah. Is it still accessible?
bi0buster: Canadian Blood Services doesn't let me donate because they lost my entry in their DB somehow and don't allow people to sign up more than once.
CaptainSpam: Oh, right, the Creepy Doll cliff video. A classic.
TXC2: TheMadPunter in theory yes, you can't search for it though
Anaerin: Oh, Soft Cell did blood donations for Canada? Neat.
coolbond: Dear DR Graham i KNEW canadians had maple syrup as blood
bi0buster: I'm a digital ghost!
EvilBadman: Maple Leaf in logo is something that will never cease to amuse me during visits
ritchards: There was this crapshot about getting fake id for selling blood to the rich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u54h4-b5dfc
RvLeshrac: "You worked for them AFTER the scandal?" "Uh... uh... yeah. Yes."
MousseFilledCat: Idea: Someone in a literal food coma from eating too much. Basically someone talking about going into a food coma, smash cut to hospital room. Not sure if this has legs, but thanksgiving is making it on my mind.
RockPusher: Mad Cow!
bondeulv: ah
eye_h_bar: I can't donate blood because gayness (in the US)
aerobeing: Cows ere all "Graham go back to Canada!"
rarermonsters: Also British people bleed HP sauce
ContingentCat: My mom can't give for the mad cow reason eather
Anaerin: Nope, they still don't want your blood, Graham.
TheMadPunter: @TXC2 Was it part of the YRR of LRR, or what? Also does anyone have the link?
RockPusher: Angry bovines, overthrow your opressors!
Durzo_Blint_: my friends can't donate because he's gay
ContingentCat: They won't let me give blood because of my meds
darkalter2000: I can't donate because I faint pretty much every time. They don't like that.
TXC2: TheMadPunter It was indeed
manfred909: my aunt can never donate blood because of england and mad cow times
r10pez10: donate your eyes, graham
TXC2: it was for the extreme sports sketch
The_Irish_Blaggard: In Ireland I'm still not allowed to give blood because I'm a man with a boyfriend. Fun
Anaerin: Yeah, they don't want my blood either, because of potential Mad Cow/"Human Variant CJD"
Despoiler98: which is a pile of crap its just fearmongering cause of HIV which effects everyone
Gen2Gengar: Here, gay men can donate if they've been abstinent for more than a year
Pteraspidomorphi: I can't draw blood without fainting either
MousseFilledCat: I apparently donate really well and they hound me to give platelets every two weeks or so
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i too faint. not fun
MousseFilledCat: It's actually really annoying because it's a two hour process
darkalter2000: They don't give it back. It is just scary for everyone.
RvLeshrac: To be clear, they don't allow people who engage in risky behaviours, the problem is that they don't also ask straight people what kind of sex they've been having.
rarermonsters: I can donate blood, and feel like kind of a loser because they make me confirm I haven't done anything fun in years
Despoiler98: Thats a crapshot
Zhedor: last time i tried to donate no blood came out. Which surprised both me and the nurse
Despoiler98: stop calling me for my blood !
Sibwow: donate your eyes graham
rustenskurk: Like an actual literal nightmare.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Sounds like the Doctors Hate Her crapshot but for blood
MousseFilledCat: I've memorized the red cross number, I realize when they call.
aerobeing: Draw the line. In blood.
j0xer: 'just take twice as much next time'
dostrow_: What was United Blood Services calls me every week at this point because I haven't been in for a few months
TheWooglie: The best thing in the UK is that they own blood.co.uk
Jlhonors: hahaha
DarkMorford: Make a note of the sub/dub toddler idea for later?
r10pez10: you want to suck my butt?
bi0buster: Sounds like the Python Organ Donor sketch.
darkecologist: blood repo man is a terrible job
ThordanSsoa: I work second shift. They never have blood drives on the weekend, yet they insist on calling me minimum every two weeks asking for blood
MousseFilledCat: When you donate platelets you can donate more often and not many people are able to do it, so I get why, but I have things to do on the weekend?
rustenskurk: Are you gonna use all that blood?
TXC2: doctors hate her is a sketch
TehAmelie: vampires hate her?
Anaerin: Parents who can't understand their child, because they watched Anime with their child, who learned Japanese from it while their parents didn't because they were reading the subs.
rarermonsters: "I mean... yes I know because you just said it"
ThordanSsoa: That wasn't very convincing
ChiefEngineerMichael: I like Denmark's Blood Donation system. You just get a text or e-mail (or both, if you want) saying "It's time to do a donation again! Book a time at [Website]"
bondeulv: I mean, the only awful part is Ash's voice
RockPusher: Ellie
Nemanthil: I am really angry about the fact that gay people can't give blood unless they've been celibate(for different amount of time in different ccountries).
thegreatwyrdling: @ChiefEngineerMichael They don't want my blood. It's too rare.
KeirenH: I haven't seen totoro, but Ghibli dubs are generally pretty good, iirc they are all handled by disney
rarermonsters: Ghibli dubs traditionally favor named actors over genuine voice actors
rarermonsters: Funimation does the best dubs currently
FurthestChunk55: yeah it's very obvious that ash was voiced by a woman
bondeulv: the Norwegian one I grew up with was way more in line with the Japanese voice
TheMadPunter: @TXC2 Well shit. I found it in my archived emails from the Kickstarter, but it says it's "blocked in [my] country due to copyright grounds". Any simple way around this without setting up Tor or a VPN?
TXC2: I mean Ash is meant to be 12 no?
manfred909: ouch Paul
TehAmelie: yeah every blood bank apparently needs to move on from the 1970s
Vyous: Sometimes I like to listen to an anime, and my japaneese is not good enough to listen to the sub :/
TXC2: TheMadPunter I doubt it
GlennSeto: Honestly, dubbed Pkmn never really gave me the impression I was missing out.
FurthestChunk55: c h u g g i n g t o n
Kramburger: "You got the DUB recommended?" "I watch it while I work, I don't speak Japanese!" "Sure you do."
Astra7525: Lord Chuggington?
GoblinRanger: paddington bear's frat
CrazymattCaptain: I wish you could search netflix anime with a preference for dub only or sub only
Psychic_Ketchup: Chuggington sounds like a posh frat guy
Anaerin: Because you watched: Pokemon, we recommend "Mysterious Cities of Gold", in the original french.
Godofmuffins: Wait Spykids. Which one. Is it the Third One that somehow exists.
1losttheGame: Hey, sometimes I really don't like the Japanese voice!
Pentigan: Murder Mystery Science Theater
TXC2: how does DS9 lead to Jeopardy?
Mangledpixel: sometimes they connect because an actor was in both
Procrastronauts: Midsomer Murders is... a thing that exists
KeirenH: @rarermonsters Funimation does almost all the dubs, and they are generally all over the board, but good for anything big.
MousseFilledCat: Sometimes I want to craft and therefore don't want to read subtitles while watching anime
darkecologist: i accidentally saw some tmz and lavar burton said he totally wants to host jeopardy
ritchards: I've gotten that email
rarermonsters: "You like horror, you might like the Saw movies." those are contradictory statements, Netflix
Iciilix: At least they're not as bad as shopping ones. Since you bought a Vacuum Cleaner, you might want: another Vacuum cleaner. and another. or this one.
TheOtherTrevor: Or they just recommend their awful low budget straight to netflix new releases. Clearly not actually based on anything you've watched before
Nemanthil: I think they extrapolate a lot of their recommendations from what users have "also watched".
DoodlestheGreat: Midsomer Murders is another of a long line of British mystery series that take place in quaint semi-rural villages with a death rate higher than Mogadishu.
j0xer: 'with the kids'
Durzo_Blint_: With my daughter
TheMadPunter: @TXC2 Sigh...
EvilBadman: Button: Child looks directly at camera, "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru." This is not remotely possible but made me cackle.
Despoiler98: @DoodlestheGreat yeah don't live in small town England
Antiagone: That's awesome :D
ContingentCat: or with "she
KeirenH: "they're three!" "exactly the right age to learn languages"
Despoiler98: Father Brown
rarermonsters: It's too bad the Professor isn't here, he's the kind of person who insists on calling Ash "Satoshi"
Kerrisis: Cadfael.
ContingentCat: or "she's three, she can't read yet"
Procrastronauts: Cadfael
MousseFilledCat: Brother Cadfael
TXC2: Cadfael
Anaerin: Father Cadfael.
Fruan: The Name of the Rose?
r10pez10: monk was so good
PandasAndPancakes: Baudilino
Iciilix: Cadfael
Earthenone: a misrable pile of screts?
BloodForTheCorelab: Father ted?
Akaiatana: Buttlproof Monk?
cmdrud87: Pater Brown?
madmanoreo: the one with sean connery?
TheWooglie: I remember watching Cadfael at school
Anaerin: Sir. David Jacoby, no less.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The Name of the-- dammit!!
darkecologist: kind of
RockPusher: If Jessica Fletcher shows up in your town, run!
FurthestChunk55: yeah why do people keep moving to midsomer?
felixphew: Was about to say Name of the Rose
eye_h_bar: That is a great book, Cameron
TXC2: yall get new tricks right?
MousseFilledCat: Derek Jacobi starred in Cadfael and I really enjoyed it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'd watch the FUCK out of a Name of the Rose ser---DAMMIT CAMERON
eye_h_bar: I would also watch that show.
Anaerin: Sir Derek Jacobi. Thanks autocorrect.
GlennSeto: Name of the Rose is such a good movie. Never read the book, though.
ThorSokar: Kung Fu: The Legend Continues?
Pteraspidomorphi: That's very Monty Python
eye_h_bar: @GlennSeto I didn't know there was a Name of the Rose movie...
ContingentCat: Minimal blood stains
rustenskurk: I wonder if Hot Fuzz was a commentary on this
Gnyrinn: Also "We're spending our holiday at a resort with famous Belgian detective Hercule Poirot" A generic British aristocrat, last words
TehAmelie: my English uncle has informed me after the end of Murders there should realistically be about five people left in Mindsummer
TXC2: eye_h_bar it has shaun conery in it
GlennSeto: @eye_h_bar You wanna watch that for Connery alone.
Jigokuro: I live in St Louis which technically has a really high murder rate, but really it's fine.
TehAmelie: Midsummer
felixphew: @GlennSeto didn't even realise it was a movie! The book is totally worth reading
Anaerin: Housing prices are going to be so cheap in Midsomer! There's always estate sales going on.
Earthenone: if you want to afford propery as a millenial, you might need to consider Hellmouth Realestate
TehAmelie: what the series if called
eye_h_bar: Ooo, I must find and watch it then.
MousseFilledCat: "You don't want her to be a casual, do you?
TXC2: TehAmelie midsummer murders
Enzan_Scarlet: Raising a casual
migelino164: Good morning all! Long time no chat
ThorSokar: "The Question STANDS" (they double down)
TXC2: hello migelino164 welcome
Anaerin: So you're Dishonoring Nihon (To loop it back to an older crapshot)
Rhynerd: Midsomer Murders
Traion: You could probably cut "language" from the "english language dub" to make it snappier
emberBecky: lol I read that as stage directions for a toddler in scene. Toddler: (is three).
TehAmelie: Midsomer Murders. anyway. five people left.
Reecer6: "normie" is the usual terminology but that's kind of loaded in today's world.
RockPusher: media literacy is important and I am starting early!
CrazymattCaptain: oh good you're teaching them Japanese!
migelino164: Pause for emphasis after [toddler name] feels right
rarermonsters: They're a weeb, so they're showing off that they're a weeb
Furrytractor68: Yo LRR and Chat, what's up? VoHiYo avalonWAVE
Rhynerd: Also, I just finished writing a script for the other crapshot Idea I had: https://pastebin.com/h1pt8hET
TXC2: hello Furrytractor68 welcome
Psychic_Ketchup: "you uncultured swine"
cleekru: "Wow so she can already read!!!"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "you know [toddler] really isn't oging to be able to grasp the pathos of Ranma's story arc with those terrible English voice actors"
TehAmelie: i unconsciously mimicked Cameron's gesture there and tore my glasses off
Anaerin: Ashen_Prime: That's why I used that term, yes.
TXC2: the pornhub survey results are wild
The_Irish_Blaggard: Hentai and Cartoon are two different tags though. I mean, I've been told..
MrSVCD: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:23.
Traion: @txc2 I love them so much
Anaerin: But yes, it could be Kathleen's character from the Anime Club Pronounciation crapshot.
cleekru: "All I'm saying is she will probably not understand arc 3-7
Despoiler98: "shes Three"
Mangledpixel: "Wow, are you really prepared for her to miss out on all the subtle nuance."
Despoiler98: And?
Phailhammer: The_Irish_Blaggard: I've also seen th-...been told that.
rarermonsters: She's three "You mean she's San"
Jigokuro: "she's 3!" "Pftt, casual."
MousseFilledCat: "I guess you don't care about raising a poser."
Despoiler98: shes 3 "whats you pont?"
Durzo_Blint_: "Has she at least read the manga?"
ContingentCat: along with 'she's three' "she can't read yet"
Akaiatana: "She's thre!" "So she'll watch dubs."
j0xer: if she doesn't start learning japanese now she'll never be a pre-teen mecha pilot
dee_dubs: Never to early to start learning Japanese
thebackpack08: maybe just a quick "that's no excuse!"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I like the other person taking a very lecturing tone like "well you know the deep emotional arc of so-and-so really isn't communicated well in the English dub" "she's three" "not to mention it totally butchers the climactic confrontation scene" "SHE IS THREE."
migelino164: Hoser*
bi0buster: "A fake weeb"
cmdrud87: I mean, you could just make it absurd by making it about wrestling or soemthing
startledlemur: san, she is my daughter!
EvilBadman: Toddler looks directly at camera, "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru." This is not remotely possible but made me cackle.
RvLeshrac: "Has she at LEAST read the manga?"
ThorSokar: "And culturally ignorant" ~Honk
cleekru: "I don't understand..."
Despoiler98: stay on target
Furrytractor68: So fill me in on this: What is The Crap Shoot?
RockPusher: [Target Acquired]
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yes
Jigokuro: yes?
rarermonsters: It was simultaneous
Reecer6: i think so.
migelino164: Yyyyeeessss?
MousseFilledCat: @Furrytractor68 They write or film crapshots - short sketches
Kykiwi: i think so
matrixknight88: There was a manga that came before
MalBeam: "well, she's going to miss out on all the--" toddler turns away from television: "omae wa mou shindeiru" other person: "NANI?" ~honk "
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Pocket Monsters predated the anime IIRC
cmdrud87: no, the series was created for selling games and cards
Rhynerd: The Crap Shoot is a show involving LRR developing their mini-sketches called Crapshots
rarermonsters: And controversial because it was drawn by a hentai artist who made Misty really sexual
Jigokuro: Manga was before show for sure.
PhoenixMelior: what is it that the crew is trying to work out?
Furrytractor68: Hmmm
Reecer6: i swear hearing about a manga where the main character was red.
Enzan_Scarlet: There was "Electric tales of Pikachu". something like that
cleekru: There is a connector to directly plug a fake battery into a cannon camera!
ThorSokar: pretty sure the show was first
FurthestChunk55: There was a bunch of mangas around the time
Invitare: the manga is unrelated to the anime
RvLeshrac: Pokemon started as an idea, James
Invitare: well the most famous one anyway
Koios7: Pokémon adventures (manga) is so much better than the show
rarermonsters: Pokemon launched as a multimedia franchise
EvilBadman: Has she even played the game?
Rhynerd: There's two types of episodes: Writing and Filmimg/editing
FurthestChunk55: Pokemon started as the games, though
TXC2: PhoenixMelior was there a mange that predates the pokemon anime
manfred909: game first then ???
r10pez10: pokemon has always been with us
TXC2: *manga
Rhynerd: This is a Writing Episode
FurthestChunk55: There is a lot of Pokemon mangas though
Durzo_Blint_: naruto?
Jigokuro: Sword Art Online
PhoenixMelior: txc2 oh, absolutely yes, but it's not related to the show
rarermonsters: The most looked down upon anime is Sword Art Online
snowewolf: Scool days
Dared00: Sword Art Online
GoblinRanger: 4kids dubs?
ContingentCat: InuYasha
Anaerin: Shots Fired, Cameron!
SachielOne: Shots fired
Reecer6: SAO, yeah.
rybackgaming: Naruto Shippuden
FurthestChunk55: Pokemon Adventures is real bussin' good though
PhoenixMelior: InuYasha or Naruto
rybackgaming: or SAO
Furvias: SAO
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my god can we not harsh on RWBY right after I finished recording a podcast episode about it
richard_ermen: SAO
Jlhonors: [cut to Ian, bursting through the door] RWBY is NOT an anime
IbunWest: The Manga started a month before the show. So basically simultaneous.
rarermonsters: Or Boruto
RvLeshrac: There is in fact a LOT of SAO hate, but Inuyasha is probably the canonical.
rarermonsters: Aka Bort
FurthestChunk55: don't you mean Avatar, Cameron? Kappa
Akaiatana: king of the hill?
PhoenixMelior: or, Digimon?
Saunabath: Avatar the Last Airbender
FITorion: Naruto?
KeirenH: the 4kids version of one piece
Despoiler98: whys everyone down on SAO?
TXC2: sonic X ? Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: 4kids Yugioh
BubbaRad: hello kitty
rennz17: The Pokemon manga used different characters then the anime
Reecer6: RWBY was on the small anime shelfl at the local Wal-Mart so it's DEFINITELY an anime.
j0xer: i think we need to take a shot at Eva instead, cause fuck that anime
PandasAndPancakes: For babies? Maybe Bubu Chacha, but that's too obscure.
Isaac3567: I mean Inuyasha maybe but that is the anime that got me started on all anime... also DB
FITorion: the 4kids version of anything
snowewolf: knowing "School Days" exists makes my existence hurt
migelino164: Pokemon Manga released march 1997, game release 1996 in Japan and 1998 in NA and AU
Invitare: there are several Pokemon mangas. They have nothing to do with the anime afaik
MousseFilledCat: I love how Graham is doing a deep dive into the origins of Pokemon
rarermonsters: Because it's bad, full of cliches, uses rape as a lazy plot crutch, and has terrible characterization and has gone on way too long and become undeservedly popular
Pentigan: "I'm not content exposing a three year old to 'that' content."
DarkMorford unironically likes SAO. It's just fun seeing Kirito kick all kinds of ass.
FurthestChunk55: the mangas are unconnected from the anime
Furvias: Wolf's Rain
Durzo_Blint_: King of the Hill
Reecer6: Astroboy is legit, man
The_Irish_Blaggard: According to r/Animemes Spongebob is now and anime
Isaac3567: @snowewolf WHY?!?!?! Why would you remind me of that?
GoAmpDog2: DBZ
Hatty0: man being in EST instead of CST really has messed up my LRR watching schedule
Koios7: It’s good that the mangas are separate from the show; they’re better
Akaiatana: Ductales was the proto-manga
matrixknight88: Video game - Feb 96 Pocket Monster manga - April 96 Pokemon Anime - April 97 Pokemon Adventures Manga - August 97
ThorSokar: Racer X?
bduggs97: she's three, Ah you are raising her a Korra fan eh?
ContingentCat: @Isaac3567 yeah it worked well as a gateway drug but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone
ChiefEngineerMichael: Quick! Someone call Beej!
r10pez10: i bet she watches peppa pig
rocketjohn: I feel like this is going to need a pass from the AnoAni crew before it's shot.... maybe put placeholder titles in?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "well, so far we're on Digimon. Season 3. So I'm not sure she's interested." "okay but has she at least seen Serial Experiments Lain because otherwise she's not going to understand the directorial influence of--"
SageOfTheWise: sailor moon
migelino164: Card Captor Sakura
GoblinRanger: peppa is solid joke there @r10pez10
TehAmelie: the easy joke is of course putting in some callbacks to the anime club crapshot, i.e. Robotesh
thegreatwyrdling: Duck Tales UwU
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: EFF YEAH Serial Experiments Lain
Isaac3567: @ContingentCat It did have a "sequel" of around 30 episodes that wrapped up the clifffhanger and whole
PhoenixMelior: migelino164 Cardcaptors, the 4kids English version
Mangledpixel: "Please at least tell me she watches Pepper Pig subbed"
snowewolf: @Isaac3567 it was one of the first anime a watched when i found out anime was a thing
Durzo_Blint_: "Well how is she going to learn Japanese?
Alness49: Oh, better hold off on Bible Black then
lumlite: Could they reply with something about children learning a second language easier if they're exposed to it early?
PhoenixMelior: ooh, Mew Mew Power
gnome_friend: !next
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cmdrud87: that escalated quickly
Anaerin: TehAmelie: Yeah, that's why I suggested "Dishonoring Nihon".
migelino164: @PhoenixMelior Oh boy [CHEEZ TV INTENSIFIES]
Furvias: " You can't have her watch Pokemon without the context of Gundam First"
Atifexe: What is Niihan?
Akaiatana: "She's already dishonouring nihon?" "SHE CAN BARELY CARE ABOUT NEON SIGNS!"
KeirenH: You could probably get the weeb team to give you some ideas for this, seeing as they actually ran an anime club in uni
ThorSokar: do you still have the sanic shirt?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "and already dishonoring Nihhon" is an excellent punchline IMO
couldntpickausername: I just got here, the entire script is [toddler] is THREE. is that a stage direction? because at least it's achievable
TXC2: Atifexe Japan
Pentigan: Jundem
Durzo_Blint_: @Atifexe Japan is Japanese
Earthenone: Mew Mew power was (tokyo) Mew Mew right
Durzo_Blint_: in*
Anaerin: Atifexe: Nihon (Or Nippon), is Japanese for Japan.
Rhynerd: And I'll just submit the base concepts for the two scripts as well: https://pastebin.com/xq7CLCdf
cmdrud87: Kathleen, or Beej
Atifexe: Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!
Rockario: how can she really enjoy Pokemon without starting a bug catching hobby first?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: see if you say the Digimon thing you're going to start a Pokemon-Digimon comments war. I'm not saying that's a dealbreaker, but, y'know. Prepare for the youtube comments.
ThorSokar: oh right, Kathleen's character gets everything wrong
emonotony: Rockario Or training fighting animals?
Anaerin: CONGRATULATIONS!
j0xer: first you have to create the universe
RvLeshrac: "I'm watching <Show> with <Name>." "Are you at least watching the sub?" "Etc." "Etc." "She's our daughter!"
ContingentCat: Congradulations
rocketjohn: evang-a-lion
Phailhammer: WARK WARK
couldntpickausername: show her madoka magicka
richard_ermen: Watching Evangelion without any context is what brokebrained a generation of anime fans.
Aenir798: OMEDETOU
Furvias: And then Akira of course
rarermonsters: That's so fucked up...
Mr_Migs: ThisIsFine
Koios7: Contragulations!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "we'll show her end of Evangelion first" "she won't understand it! she's too young!" "so? she won't understand it when she's older either"
Hangedman: ‘We’ll show her End of Evangelion first’. Honk. Stinger is a child crying
emonotony: rarermonsters Please don't say those words so close to a mention of Evangelion, I feel slightly nauseous
Rhynerd: Yeah, not the clearest concept as I realized in hindsight
Furvias: Quick call the Unfuck this house team!
emonotony: Evangelion is such a great layered masterpiece of awful, there's a few awful details that were never translated.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Call it, Time of Closure: 5:45 PM
Rhynerd: Glad to hear you liked it!
Jigokuro: There was a guy that actually did that. Sold things that weren't his.
Antiagone: Maybe I'm missing something is the Mezzanine a reference? (Or just a regular Mezzanine.)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how will you draw cards?
RvLeshrac: There's an entire market filled with people selling things that aren't theirs.
cmdrud87: Isn't that sort of similar to the crapshot that you just did?
RockPusher: Sell the Eiffel tower… twice!
aerobeing: A dirty look? I say first officer just straight up shoots second officer.
Mangledpixel: also it seems to happen ridiculously fast
r10pez10: YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
TXC2: Antiagone I think the joke is that it's a desirable feature
aerobeing: They do that in Moscow a lot with old people.
Earthenone: Psych did that as well
aerobeing: Or not.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "...ohh.. to pieces.. you say..."
aerobeing: I think I'm talking about a different thing.
CrazymattCaptain: I think that's NCIS as Tony moved into an appartment that they found a body in
TXC2: 99 is so good
Rhynerd: @Antiagone Mezzanine was the silliest feature I could think of.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's still a standard craigslist scam to try to rent properties that you don't own (usually empty or foreclosed-on)
aerobeing: But yeah, there's a thing where someone just sells to several people, but they're not even the owner.
aerobeing: "sells"
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming lrrHEART
Antiagone: @Rhynerd @TXC2 Thanks!
GreenBrains_: tell them to read the manga first
Akaiatana: Before pokemon, Grave of the Fireflies
TXC2: dont let your 13 year old see akira :P
rarermonsters: It's got teddy bears
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:23 from now).
bi0buster: "Anything by Myazaki is fine" > Puts on Princess Mononoke
RockPusher: CHOWSE!
Antiagone: Who is playing tonight?
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ChangelingDruid: Honk
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migelino164: ooooOOOOOoooo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: cHaOS
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TheWooglie: There's no way a 3 year old stays through the whole film though
GoAmpDog2: AS she beaten all the games yet
Earthenone: a what draft? you seem to have misspoke
eye_h_bar: oooo
MousseFilledCat: Who is drafting?
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TheMadPunter: oooooo....
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richard_ermen: Imagine a dvd case of AKIRA stepping on the face of humanity. Forever.
Morrigan9: i won't deny it's cultural significance but i fell asleep twice trying to get through akira
Rhynerd: admittedly I did think of mezzanine with the help of a crapshot involving Ben in a field...
r10pez10: P3K is spice
Despoiler98: oh god why
migelino164: Who's drafting?
r10pez10: someone's gonna lose to horsemanship
williamjr3413: Adam is ganna sweep seabatBRAIN
TXC2: 117 to 1 that P3K pack has an Imperial seal Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh yeah horsemanship meta too strong
TehAmelie: oh no i thought about Grave of the Fireflies D:
cmdrud87: No, Hymn to Tourach, that is actually a bit of money
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
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Durzo_Blint_: !eprice hymn to tourach
migelino164: I'm excited for someone to Ride the Dhilu Horse on a random Kozilek
TheOtherTrevor: Dubs?
cmdrud87: Horsemanship ust reads can't be blocked
rocketjohn: dice friends monday?
Earthenone: Thanks Anonymous!
williamjr3413: get Adam to deck bguild on stream
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks guys!
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Godofmuffins: Butts
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FickleMuse: cheer60 Thanks!
r10pez10: hi
bi0buster: Oh how was FO76?
Pteraspidomorphi: You're actually doing loadingreadylive next weekend?
Antiagone: Thank you! Good stream.
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Akaiatana: Graham was busy with the streamer's hi
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Astra7525: Have my Amazon monies
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Durzo_Blint_: @cmdrud87 Hymn is 40 cents
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Hiramas: yay
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cmdrud87: @Durzo_Blint_ , better than any Homarid
TehAmelie: ah, so many games so cheap on Steam right now. remember Bound by Flame? it still costs five times as much as Half-Life
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS
TXC2: TehAmelie getting fallout 4 for £16 was good enough for me :P
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
aerobeing: TehAmelie, 10 times as much as Half-Life 3.
aWabbajack: not retro yet
aWabbajack: I am on 13th month streak
Earthenone: 25$ for 2500 bits, and 200 Bonus Bits!
aWabbajack: had a nice streak previously
Earthenone: also the usual reminder of
Earthenone: !prime
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Jlhonors: nice
Jigokuro: omoHAND
migelino164: nice
aWabbajack: you get an email for the 200 later
Earthenone: bonus bits are emailed later
rocketjohn: *$30 in the uk
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Phailhammer: cya :)
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream
Aenir798: ~honk
TXC2: !discord
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Jlhonors: ~honk
Kyawadoa: :)
TXC2: !patreon
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Koios7: I don’t know if you need to manually renew twitch prime- I’m fairly sure my current prime sub has been autorenewing
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
coolbond: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:16 from now).
coolbond: is it lrl this week?
TXC2: next week
PhoenixMelior: CHOWS
TinoDidriksen: Sub via Prime does not auto-renew. Have to manually do it every bloody time, annoyingly enough.
BloodForTheCorelab: the forces of Chows!
TehAmelie: ah, finally time to rewatch Baby Driver
TehAmelie: been hungry for it since that crappy deaf man game stream
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Bask in the silence.
r10pez10: [basks]
TehAmelie: The Quiet Man, would you say its problem is that it's trying not to be a movie or that it's trying to?
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Flunge!
thegreatwyrdling: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
TehAmelie: so, turn it off and on again with gusto?
Rockario: From the stream, I would say "The Quiet Man's" problem is that it built itself on a deaf protagonist gimmick and did it in the most basic/uncreative way possible.
TehAmelie: vigorous turning off and on again can be bad for computers
TehAmelie: yeah but besides that
TehAmelie: is it a game that doesn't know what it's trying to do or a movie that failed so they had to make a game out of it?
Theroastedrooster: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (3:04 from now).
cheetoJack: playing all this spiderman makes me want to rewatch the spiderman movies
TehAmelie: i lean towards the latter
TehAmelie: i think Tobey McGuire did Spider-Man best. at least in the first two. maybe mostly the second. and then especially the lesser known extended cut