Jonci_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (2m from now).
Earthenone: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #735: "Your best bet is to turn off Magic Online... and get into the Sea." —Graham [2015-09-24]
ChangelingDruid: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (1m from now).
NexusVoxx: howdy folk
NexusVoxx: OOH Chaos Draft, spicy
malc: !badadvive
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: It's just ahead.
malc: !badspelling
DarkMorford: !advice
LRRbot: You passed it.
DarkMorford: Well, crap
malc: lol
DarkMorford: Now we have to turn around
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always encouraged.
thundervoice_1: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #503: "Go left, go right, lrrEFF !" —Cori, Beej, and Ryan [2015-07-20]
NexusVoxx: Go left, five seconds ago
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (29s ago).
thundervoice_1: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
NexusVoxx: Go Live, 29 seconds ago Kappa
Despoiler98: seeeeeecrets
thundervoice_1: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always alive.
DarkMorford: I knew it!
thundervoice_1: !quote graham
LRRbot: Quote #2247: "The Shitty on the Edge of Forever." —Graham [2016-04-01]
thundervoice_1: !findquote chaos
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Nigouki: is there a good intro to Magic video out there? I'd love to at least know what's happening in these streams but it seems to rely on knowing a few thousand cards
itsastrideh: Watch the one from Explanation Point!
Despoiler98: spellslingers is good
TiranDirth: Nigouki: Try downloading Magic Arena, its available for free
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Didn't LRR film a whole series like that for WotC not long ago?
TiranDirth: Its got a great intro to playing and will help you understand
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Nigouki: thanks all
thundervoice_1: GLHF has a beginners series, TolarianCommunityCollege has a beginners series, or ask a friend who plays magic
TiranDirth: You don't need to know all the cards, though it may seem like that at first, you quickly get an idea how cards work and then can pick up new ones as you see them in a game
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nurovi: paper fiiiight
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TiranDirth: Good luck magicing!
Angreed66: I'm guessing they're fashionably late as usual?
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Nuurgle: nah, probably just regular late
thundervoice_1: probably finalizing the setup
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Earthenone: trying to get 6 people on camera requires an ammount of setup
hoktauri: First stream back in this room
thundervoice_1: !findquote late
LRRbot: Quote #4746: "I feel like if you can't remember putting the helmet on, you probably put it on too late." —Paul [2018-03-03]
thundervoice_1: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #1793: "I don't want cards!" —Adam [2016-02-13]
Earthenone: poor adam
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Don't be a James.
Earthenone: doomed to forever get cards
thundervoice_1: #BlameJames
Zarve: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (5m ago).
kais58: !next
kais58: I see
thundervoice_1: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
Angreed66: Hey that good advice LRRbot.
malc: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
Pryingchain20: hey there, how's it going?
GreatGodOm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (6m ago).
Despoiler98: above me? I thought I was sitting on it!
thundervoice_1: @malc what are you doing? Why is your butt above you?
JoTyler: @Despoiler98 you might be upside down!
solahwin_tampramain: BEN. were are you?? still playing 76?
malc: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: @JoTyler THATs why I have such a headache!
thundervoice_1: Maybe it means it is above you in status?
Angreed66: Does Despoiler live in the southern Hemisphere?
malc: it's fine, it's just a butterfly
JoTyler: my butt outranks me
thundervoice_1: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
MuffinsOnAHill: Is LRRbot calling us butt-heads?
Despoiler98: So Ben is in the box? lrrWOW
tehcrashxor: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #140: "I always wanted to spend my afternoon very clumsily shooting at Germans." —Alex [2015-04-18]
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Mithgar: No. They are saying our derier is so pretty, it would make for a good hat
r10pez10: that black eyed peas song, my butt
thundervoice_1: @LRRbot is viscous tonight
Angreed66: LRRbot just defines us by our toes. That's all.
Kykiwi: magic ! magic ! magic!
flyingdelorean79: A great philosofer once said: When you are too late it means that you have to start on time
r10pez10: # team horsemanship
tehcrashxor: !quote Cameron
LRRbot: Quote #2728: "Who wants to die as they lived? Inhaling molten rock?" —Cameron [2016-06-01]
Earthenone: well toes are how we communicate with it
thundervoice_1: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #4100: "Take nothing but horses, leave nothing but piles of dead wildlife" —Graham [2017-03-11]
Mornish: it is happening soon right or am i just reading the schedule wrong?
tehcrashxor: Didn't LRRbot Quotes used to have the show the quote occured in?
Earthenone: it is soon yes
JoTyler: yeah they're running a little late
Gen2Gengar: !findquote R1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Dusk_Shine: lrrFINE
manfred909: LRR late shocking
Mr_Greed029: is it just me or doe the stream still say offline?
NovaTiempo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we Chaos Draft! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (9m ago).
Mornish: yay its the first time ill actually catch a stream
Earthenone: stream is still offline
Mr_Greed029: ok thanks thought i was losing it
itsastrideh: !findquote baxter
Earthenone: title change
Earthenone: stream incoming soon
Gen2Gengar: !findquote baxter
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ampharos15: oh wow im not late?
Earthenone: prepare your butts
NexusVoxx: @tehcrashxor dont recall that being base, but some of them have context if the person who added the quote thought to include it
Dusk_Shine: Dun dun dun?
DarkMorford: Prepare for chows!
manfred909: slytqButt ?
Angreed66: @Mr_Greed029 You can tell it's offline since were spamming LRRbot.
thundervoice_1: !quote 5000
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Dusk_Shine: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Field94: Chaos Draft with a pack of Planar Chaos and M19 so you cna run Chaos Wand
Dusk_Shine: awww
JoTyler: i mean it IS a chaos draft, how appropriately #teamchaos to not be on time
NexusVoxx: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
tehcrashxor: lrrSIGNAL
Theycallmejokke: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Dusk_Shine: lrrSIGNAL
Despoiler98: chaos hype
solahwin_tampramain: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RomanGoro: lrrSIGNAL
thundervoice_1: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
DoodlestheGreat: SNIGNAL
manfred909: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Dusk_Shine: We have squignal
Kykiwi: magic!
Theroastedrooster: Any one watch LEGO movie today?
thundervoice_1: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #1132: "I once watched James eat a Pack Rat... Not the Magic card; just an actual rat." —Cameron [2015-11-18]
TehAmelie: whoa, i came just in time
Nuurgle: tmi
JoTyler: loll
djalternative: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are Ben, Ian, Adam, and Serge.
Fruan: That seems like a lie
Theycallmejokke: I like all those guys
hd_dabnado: hmm
poetmarawr: pegaHype pegaHype pegaHype
NexusVoxx: 6 people or riot
libraryrulesrule: I heard there's a chaos draft?
DontpingmePlayz: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: That seems like the line up from last time
ritchards: ,,,time
Earthenone: they might be there, there are proboly 2 more though
JoTyler: that is definitely not the right list
thundervoice_1: #ChaosDraft
davidgol3p: It has begun
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CaffeinatedLemur: 63 is a number of things, am I doing this tright?
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ThrashingRhino: lrrHAM lrrFINE lrrHORN
MuffinsOnAHill: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
hd_dabnado: what is that rattle?
enjoysgreatstreams: just got the notice, what up
CaffeinatedLemur: Evening All
solahwin_tampramain: audio is screwy... damn twitch
Earthenone: all i know is not james and not graham
Artik_Skarab: Can't wait to see the weird cards from the P3K pack!
libraryrulesrule: ben, there's a problem with the audio
Theycallmejokke: HoOold
NexusVoxx: i thought the song sounded off
flyingdelorean79: Crisps? Check! Alcoholic drink? Check! Let the games begin!!
Nuurgle: CAUGHT!
NexusVoxx: sneaky peaky
solahwin_tampramain: BEN!!!
RomanGoro: LOL
noSmokeFire: I was wondering whether that was the stream or my connection
PinballWitch: hello lovely peoples!
MuffinsOnAHill: I saw a Ben!
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thundervoice_1: FNPF welcome back from Desert Bus
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eye_h_bar: Hey!
TehAmelie: aloha
ChiefEngineerMichael: Audio's being weird...
underhill33: Mawp
Theycallmejokke: Got there :D
Artik_Skarab: Mawp
hd_dabnado: MAWP
PinballWitch: woo!
solahwin_tampramain: zzzzaaam
gameboy350: Chaos, chaos, chaos!
Zebunisher: ben is allready broken
DarkMorford: Robo-Cameron
libraryrulesrule: BEN!!
NanashiSword: #TeamChaos
NickTheDM: Uhoh. Bad audio
EOstby: Yes, Serge, accept the Chaos!
scrubswithhands: hello
eiggy64: Robot voice time
r10pez10: uh oh audio
Khalahd: Audio is crackly and loud by alot
Pintyhet: Hell yes!!!
noSmokeFire: I see invisible graham is drafting
Theycallmejokke: Ouch
Stoffern: wait why are we in 720 quality?
nightwingmisthawk: Robot audio
hd_dabnado: owww
Pintyhet: Team chaos!
Earthenone: literally alex?
djalternative: Someone fix cam's mic
El_Funko: Cam with the Chaos voice
thundervoice_1: Alex Bolas?
PinballWitch: yay alex
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Oh god, Cam's being compleated by the Phyrexians!
KartoffelKaiser: mawp from Cameron's mic
ThrashingRhino: audio screeching ouch
PigmyWurm: robo crackle
MrBigBentz: audio is really scratchy
NexusVoxx: alex draft? how unusual
Despoiler98: Mawp ow
embers999: painful mic
WerdnaRac: MrDestructoid MrDestructoid
Fruan: Cam's mic is all bussed up
eiggy64: robo voice time
Pintyhet: lrrBEEJ
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun The audio is... Real bad.
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: invisible brahmin
RomanGoro: Serge betraying #TeamOrder question marnk?
nightwingmisthawk: Such crackle much ouch
OrionPax21: OMG audio plz
Artik_Skarab: MAwp
Pintyhet: Oof that mic
r10pez10: audio fixed?
TheMadPunter: Ow, it hurts
Mornish: domo origato mr roboto
KartoffelKaiser: mawp
Mithgar: Bad microphone! Stop roboting
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CastleOtranto: Hashtag Team Chaos
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Kykiwi: get cam a new mic
NexusVoxx: a kingdom of cards
gameboy350: Chaos, chaos, chaos
Theycallmejokke: The pain! The Paaain
djalternative: oh god
leebenningfield: A kingdom of Cards!
Kumakaori: brief audio issues?
moreduffy: Shhh I’m listening to the last half of the white album
DontpingmePlayz: ow ow ow
libraryrulesrule: the crackle!
acuilador: Crackle central
hd_dabnado: Robo Cam is my favorite cam
TheTrueWowo: i think its room mic
tehcrashxor: #TeamChaos
r10pez10: audio not fixed
PinballWitch: I just did an order from Card Kingdom and it's arriving tomorrow!
underhill33: Oh gad
NihilismRacoon: Robot invasion
harvester369: audio hurts
emberBecky: aww ok it's all the sound
solahwin_tampramain: zzryday zzzay zzzpar
Shrubby_: MrDestructoid
Kykiwi: OH no ow
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: ahhhh
PinballWitch: I thought it would be much later
EOstby: That's better.
thundershot879: ouch
NanashiSword: ouch
Despoiler98: Robot Draft
rogerivany: I can't believe Serge is participating in such Chaos.
Kumakaori: room mic doing weird things?.
noSmokeFire: all the audio is weird. the intro was off, too
Homerion: ow
serraasccended: Alex is drafting
TheMadPunter: ow ow ow ow ow
PinballWitch: speedy indeedy
gameboy350: I can do ANYTHING!
Kykiwi: all mics
Zebunisher: using headphones was a mistake slytqShock
Mithgar: oh gawds! it's eaten Kathleen, too
ThorSokar: Oh good lord, make it stop
ThrashingRhino: tobot humans nice all good now
snowb0und: M E G A C R U N C H Y
NexusVoxx: better?
Darth_Wooper: Much better!
Pintyhet: Everyone is robots
Theycallmejokke: Room mic good
djalternative: replace the XLR
Dwinick: YAY you're all back
manfred909: cardkiNg cardkiNg cardkiNg cardkiNg
Nuurgle: LRR has been replaced by Decepicons
hajnal_endot: intergalactic planetary
WeiseDrachenJaeger: There we go!
Khalahd: Ah there we go
winnieb0y: Mics messed up
thundervoice_1: bad crackle pop
Pintyhet: Better?
solahwin_tampramain: room is good
tehcrashxor: crunch audio
KartoffelKaiser: No more mawp on my end
serraasccended: Robots in disguise
hoktauri: Adam is to great for this lowly hardware
AmoriLinguae: it happened with Kathleen, and then got better?
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: my poor bleeding ear buds
kais58: it's not better
Leafwind104: Well no still weird
KartoffelKaiser: oh no there it is again
Pintyhet: Wait for it...
NexusVoxx: it was screwey with the BGC earlier too
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Dusk_Shine: I'm almost to 60 months, ain't stopping now! :D
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Kumakaori: and or webcam mic doing weird things?.
acuilador: No, it's on Kathleen too
eiggy64: Nah it cuts in and out
enjoysgreatstreams: :O
Fruan: It's either Cam or Kathleen?
MadAran87: Not better.
underhill33: Nope not better
ThorSokar: metalic crackel
PigmyWurm: its back
mastershake29x: it goes in and out
Kumakaori: webcam mic notorious for being evil.
FenrirGG: nope not better :(
libraryrulesrule: cutting in and out
Kykiwi: It is every mic i think
TheMadPunter: not MUCH better, only a little better
Khalahd: Oh, no it's back
Darth_Wooper: It's back.
EOstby: OK, it's still a little fuzzy.
Senstaku: It's still coming in and out
arkinoid: Nope
Pintyhet: There it is again
JoTyler: jiggle it!
Ard_Rhys: some mics are fine, others aren't
djalternative: Something's wrong with the wireless
Zebunisher: not fine
nightwingmisthawk: No it’s everyone’s mikes
Kykiwi: cause i here on ben
ValhallanKnight: Room mics, then?
NexusVoxx: its not a mic
nullrush: that was a problem before
RomanGoro: Nope, everybodie's mikes are failing
Kumakaori: room/webcam mic?.
MurficWPN: its the room mic then
noSmokeFire: it's cutting in and out. Maybe when they face Cam?
TehAmelie: it seems to move in waves
RunningMonkeys: its the crackle that happened when ben and graham winston drafted
ritchards: #BlameJames
El_Funko: Sounds like room mic yeah
Pintyhet: Take your time, I’ve got nowhere to be.
StageMgrRob: REALEASE THE CRACKLE!!!
Mithgar: I think all we hear is the room mic
TheMadPunter: sounds like interference
hajnal_endot: and then the mics exploded
TheTrueWowo: just did it again
Pintyhet: Oh!
nullrush: krshhh
InsaneMuadib: ahh i hear crackling
r10pez10: the friday night audio fight
Darth_Wooper: Bad cable somewhere?
moreduffy: WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN THE END OF DAYS
gameboy350: Do they have a pack of arabian nights?
serraasccended: I guess this is ttsf
ThorSokar: metalic static crackle
libraryrulesrule: is it twitch's fault?
TheMadPunter: just now, as Ben brushed his hand past the mike, it spiked
TwilitLugia: The sound is atrocious
AmoriLinguae: still happening
kumatsu: Ben's on the case benginFingers
aki_kagami: A Modern Mana Ramp Combo: A single land creature and Helm of the Host
NexusVoxx: it was also off for the BGC pregame music, i dont think its mic?
Kumakaori: Technical fix fun times!
Despoiler98: POKE IT
Kykiwi: Go go Ben
KartoffelKaiser: Troubleshooting with LRR!
flyingdelorean79: Hello beautiful, funny, generous and entertaining LRR-People! You are awsome!
Pintyhet: Someone get on the table!
thundervoice_1: Ben to the rescue
Senstaku: It sounds like a loose XLR cable, whether or not that's what it is
twodecksonesideboard: good evening everyone
Mornish: its not constant
Darth_Wooper: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
TheMadPunter: sorry, I mean the little camera
sethmerickson17: they must not have rushed bank week10
TheTrueWowo: BEN BOOTY
thundervoice_1: Ben's butt
r10pez10: butt
A_Dub888: benginButt benginButt
PinballWitch: Thank you for having streams yesterday, as I was home and alone and lonely
ampharos15: ben butt.stream
JoTyler: at least it's not the desert bus
Akaiatana: @LRR this sure is some Deck Tech Kappa
noSmokeFire: BOOT BOOT
yourangclan: oh boy time to fight paper
poetmarawr: party100 its just good to have you back, idk if this is just mic check time for an hour
libraryrulesrule: ben is now a butt streamer
TheMadPunter: AWWWW YEEEEEEAH.....
Nigouki: so has everyone's body recovered after THE EVENT?
KartoffelKaiser: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Pintyhet: Nice
Diabore: benginButt benginButt
djalternative: If Paul isn't hearing it then maybe it's something with the upload
mastershake29x: we appreciate the pre-draft time stretching
serraasccended: Adam pick 4rth edition
F1SHOR: I love magic but lrrtech works tooo
Revenant77x: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
Mithgar: Audio is muffled with a slight hint of robotic crackles and screams
Dabari49: Yaaaa Ben Bum
Stoffern: I'm not crazy right? LRR usually broadcasts in 1080?
rarermonsters: benginFingers benginButt
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: you say technical problems but I hear streatch for time
Itsscript: Has anyone tried kicking it? Never know till you try
yourangclan: benginButt
eiggy64: such crunchy noise
anamelessdog: There isn't enough plaid on Ben. That's got to be the problem
mooseknee10: How's the gang doing today?
TemporallyAwry: lrrHEART lrrHEART heck of a time to join
Dr_fragenstien: Bonus tech stream!
TheMadPunter: @KartoffelKaiser .......what's that a quote from....??
r10pez10: the crackling is coming and going
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EternalDensity: [dootdootdoot intensifies] Benjineering!
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TehAmelie: hey someone did predict a tech stream
MuffinsOnAHill: Apart from tech troubles, how have you all been?
Revenant77x: sergeFuse benginButt benginFuse
noSmokeFire: someone drafted Crackling Drake
NexusVoxx: directly to the source
Kumakaori: @TehAmelie XD.
Kykiwi: Smart ben
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Despoiler98: smart smart boi
underhill33: pro strats
KartoffelKaiser: @TheMadPunter its a Star Wars prequel trilogy meme
OrionPax21: Clever boi
libraryrulesrule: speak more
litiluspumplus: MORE JPEG
forlornhope22: better now.
CaffeinatedLemur: well played Ben
NexusVoxx: TN: Plan means Keikaku
TheSoftestBunny: keikaku
mastershake29x: ben is an audio (and other stuff) genius
Diabore: seems good atm
gameboy350: Note: keikaku means plan
ampharos15: have yo tried turning it on and off again
Mithgar: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
PinballWitch: cheer50 so they have to read my name later!
thundervoice_1: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrSPOOP
EternalDensity: Plan means keikaku
Kykiwi: seems good atm
wikisome: Hi Adam <3
Darth_Wooper: Good so far...
El_Funko: At least this is on brand for the chaos theme
TheMadPunter: @KartoffelKaiser oh yeah.....
ValhallanKnight: Seems like it's gone for now
ritchards: but now it is fine
EOstby: There's a hole in the top of your chest, Cam? WutFace?
r10pez10: no crackles yet
Senstaku: It has stopped for now...?
hoktauri: Of course when Ben troubleshoots it goes away
flyingdelorean79: Yeeeeah, Kathleen is drafting too!!!! Ben, get the thing!
Theycallmejokke: Nothing bad right now
A_Dub888: Translator's Note: plan means keikaku
InsaneMuadib: Turning it off then on again is often a great idea :p
noSmokeFire: flapping his meat and squirting air through it
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: Who knew Crackling Doom would be this effective
thundershot879: good so far
eiggy64: sounds good atm
TheMadPunter: Cam sounds ok....
Pintyhet: Konaku means plan
Dr_fragenstien: Plans within ppans
Zebunisher: good
virre_: It sounds like a bad cable though
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thundervoice_1: !quote cameron
LRRbot: Quote #1348: "Enjoy Cam! You heard the man!" —Cameron [2015-12-23]
Pintyhet: Kokaku
luke14264: Adam boredidan
InsaneMuadib: Also cam sounds fine
EternalDensity: Acoustic psychic powers!
gsyhiap: Classic Cam.
KartoffelKaiser: oh god is this the best sound test in history i think it is
mastershake29x: this is an impressive audio test from cam here
ampharos15: this man went to college
NexusVoxx: lewd
Pintyhet: Soothing
djalternative: Okay. Someone else talk now
TheMadPunter: still a bit of line noise.....
Aenir798: Cam we love you
acuilador: Of course, it stops with Ben listening to the chat. The phantom issue
nickreese923: I I love u guys
KartoffelKaiser: No crackly on that test
Despoiler98: squirting air through your hole
Darth_Wooper: Ah, the science of sound and hearing...
BigWalkingCarpet: Today on Science with Cam :)
flyingdelorean79: Why is Cam not on national radio?
Pintyhet: No, let Cam keep going
gameboy350: We'll get it in full release
Dusk_Shine: By god, they're made of meat
libraryrulesrule: okay, sounds fixed
MuffinsOnAHill: Air through a hole.
Pintyhet: I like
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Angreed66: Reality is defined by perception. Everything is a lie>
Mithgar: I must know. Serge. How stoked are you for the EPIC lands in the Ultimate Masters set with cool art?
mastershake29x: last 2 minutes have been good
EternalDensity: Cam never say "squirting" and "through my hole" together again.
jdarr5000: Its good to see studio c is back in order to shot a paperfight
TheMadPunter: still some digital clipping....
Bladinus: They make noise with their meat? you ever hear slapping meat?
Pintyhet: Worth it
korvys: Combination Science and English
noSmokeFire: scientists are known for squirting hair through their holes ceaselessly
phenomenalmost: As a linguist, I like this
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't think you'd actually die. You'd pass out and start breathing normally.
ThorSokar: that's what ~50k in college debt and a science degree gets you
Sibwow: cameron tell us about foof
OrionPax21: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
EternalDensity: [suddenly mii shop music]
TwilitLugia: What did Cam major in?
gsyhiap: modest, too! lrrDARK LUL
libraryrulesrule: how do you play magic?
aki_kagami: A modern mana ramp combo: Helm of the Host and a land creature
gameboy350: Aeiou
Despoiler98: I love how terribly designed we are that we need to eat breath and speak all through one hole
eiggy64: it's been good since ben left, perhaps he's a robot?
OrionPax21: It was Ben all along!
hd_dabnado: why yall so awesome
NexusVoxx: hey adam what's your favourite cold cut
AmoriLinguae: hey @phenomenalmost linguist high-5
Zalbaag: How has been sleep?
r10pez10: what packs are on the roster tonight?
Ken_Domo: If you were a furry, what animal would you be?
noSmokeFire: will you dob for us?
EOstby: Dear Drs. Room: How's everyone doing tonight?
Iperithon: Dear DR. LRR: What is the square root of Pi
cheetoJack: AuWuA?
JoTyler: AUA whats this
enjoysgreatstreams: I feel smarter already
Kykiwi: How is the after days of desert bus
libraryrulesrule: hi ben!
ThrashingRhino: has everyone recovered from desert bus?
acuilador: Sounds good
ThorSokar: Adam: Why you so man pretty?
InsaneMuadib: Which liliana should i run in my mono black deck?
EternalDensity: AuA what's this?
hoktauri: Adam what did you think of the latest PPV?
Theycallmejokke: Who would win in a pie eating contents
tehcrashxor: Dear Drs LRR, do you still make Friday Nights? doesloadingreadyrunstillmakefridaynights.com
TheMadPunter: aeiou. aeiou. John Madden. John Madden.
libraryrulesrule: thanks ben
thundershot879: hello!
Zebunisher: ben sounds good
SacrificialToast: What's good in cheeses?
mooseknee10: Aww thanks
mapguru: Do you miss anything about desert bus?
litiluspumplus: Yeet? Ya?
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yourangclan: Oh boy, paper will be fought! lrrBEEJ
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libraryrulesrule: you're cute too
noSmokeFire: aww
FenrirGG: sounds fine to me
El_Funko: Cheers fella
Pintyhet: Adam, how about that 1% encounter in darkest dungeon?
Fealos: thanks ben
MurficWPN: Ben's mic ok
TheTrueWowo: its fine
Akaiatana: <3 Ben
madness5051: aaawwwwwwwww thanks ben
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: Awwwww
wikisome: sergeFuse doodBeamL doodBeam doodBeamR benginFuse
korvys: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Senstaku: Sounds fine for now.
Razortalons: aww shucks
ValhallanKnight: No cracklez
lysander1994: awwww
tauntaunking: Waffles or pancakes
NanashiSword: awww thanks ben, we like you too
MuffinsOnAHill: Ben is cuter
acuilador: Although we can still hear the room even if it's supposed to be only Ben
NihilismRacoon: How did Adam get so sexy?
fcg_shadow: <3
winnieb0y: Better
A_Dub888: benginHeart benginHeart
Despoiler98: BEN THINKS WE"RE CUTE katesLove slytqShock slytqShock slytqShock
F1SHOR: Ben your ruining our ama :P
thescifiwasabi74: I think Cam explained every political speech in the U.S
TwilitLugia: What did Cam major in?
EternalDensity: ahhh Ben said half of my name :D
luke14264: CHOAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TiranDirth: You're cute too ben!
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scrubswithhands: ben call me cute pls
eggsucculent: humans having to breath is kind of a game breaking glitch
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrHEART lrrHEART
eye_h_bar: oh, Ben, you're so precious
Angreed66: Adam What after the siren killed your hellion? Twitch cut out.
macintose: sounds deec
scrubswithhands: pls
Dr_fragenstien: You said anything
PinballWitch: Hi y'all
blast_shark: Cute uwu
mastershake29x: audio sounds fine, except for the blatant lying from ben
djalternative: Adam, how good are you at cryptorythmatic?
thundervoice_1: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Fealos: crackle free
nightwingmisthawk: Is anyone here/in crew hyped for Mortal Engines?
Iperithon: P I C N I C
noSmokeFire: no snaps, crackles, or pops
r10pez10: crackling drake exiled
hajnal_endot: sounds pretty clear
TokenMickus: OwO what's cute?
KartoffelKaiser: I hear neither snaps, crackles, nor pops
scrubswithhands: C U T E
Fruan: Haven't heard a problem since Ben stood up
DontpingmePlayz: ok you ready for more grenade physics serge knows what im talking about
EternalDensity: maybe you crossed the streams
litiluspumplus: Yeet ya
DoodlestheGreat: It sounds fine. Well done, Ben. And you will be. :tf:
Sibwow: Cam, whats up with foof
Ken_Domo: If you were a furry, what animal would you be?
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jdarr5000: Magic now for the long sub train after desert bus!!!
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TheMadPunter: @benjineering Aw, thanks man <3
gsyhiap: well my chat died, but Ben sounded fine
Stoffern: The video quality is still set low tho
flyingdelorean79: Favourite Star wars movie?
ChristianSaunders99: Ben you are cuter
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Serge should about his new "Wing" that is absouluty NOT feeding Villagers to a volcano god
Dr_fragenstien: Got there!
Senstaku: It's true, once Ben stepped away from the table it stopped happening
thundervoice_1: No more rice krispies
TheTrueWowo: no more snap crackle and pops
JoTyler: hey with tech, sometimes tattling is enough to get it working
mastershake29x: quantum mechanics is WEIRD
InsaneMuadib: lava coil op
EternalDensity: Crackling Drake memes?
Bladinus: equipment fear the Tech support aura ;)
MalBeam: adam: if each booster pack on the table was a darkest dungeon class, which pack would be which class?
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libraryrulesrule: You're cute too, Ben
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Altoguy16499: sounds like programming. You fixed it by doing absolutely nothing
ZippoTricksMcEdgelord: Nah, we'll just #BlameBen for the audio
Iperithon: Ben is lack... plaid
NexusVoxx: good choice
OrionPax21: Bold choice, Adam
TehAmelie: hot takes on cold cuts
TheTrueWowo: cam should prob finish the who this stream is brought to you by segment
aki_kagami: Mono-De
arkinoid: No crackles
acuilador: I'm at 1080
TheMadPunter: @bengineering sorry I just misspelled your name a second ago
DontpingmePlayz: serge are you ready for more grenade physics
KartoffelKaiser: Adam how could you say something so controversial, yet so brave :^)
eiggy64: looks 1080 to me
El_Funko: Roast Beef was my nickname in high school
Pintyhet: Pastrami or death!
thundervoice_1: Adam - You look magnificent tonight
Ken_Domo: If you were a furry, what animal would you be?
TwilitLugia: What did Cam major in?
thundershot879: favorite ice cream
underhill33: I got 1080
rarermonsters: Roast Beef? What do you think we are? Millionaires!?
GrandLlamaQ: If you could start your own Pokemon Gym, what would your team be?
SacrificialToast: What's your favorite cheese then?
poetmarawr: lol #funkofacts
nickreese923: what is ur favorite Dino?
Hatty0: Adam: whats it like to be so handsome
Dabari49: Ben is Ok but Serge is Coffee levels on great.
Spacecarl: go over the packs?
InsaneMuadib: Favorite type of pie?
CamelAttack: Whats your favorite hot cut?
hajnal_endot: are you sure this isn't about achewood characters
EternalDensity: A Kingdom of Cards!
RoastedGravy: Oh hey, chaos draft.
EOstby: Resuming your stream, already in progress.
TheMadPunter: @Pintyhet ooo, pastrami please
PinballWitch: What card are you most excited for in UMA?
KartoffelKaiser: work? DansGame
CleverCrumbish: Get that Bread Cam
Bladinus: " A Kingdom of Cards!"
manfred909: cardkiNg cardkiNg cardkiNg cardkiNg
r10pez10: card kingdom: a cold cut of cards
flyingdelorean79: Favourite dutch drummer?
EternalDensity: yes he said it :D
vbanej: Not Salami, then Die!
Diabore: cameron, the only profesional
yourangclan: @rarermonsters they asked for a favorite, not an everyday standby
litiluspumplus: What’s your favorite sandwich, mines the Ruben
RoastedGravy: Kingdom of Cards, the sequel to House of Cards?
aki_kagami: Mono-Green Stompy or Gruul Stompy
gameboy350: "A kingdom of cards" their true slogan
korvys: Card Kingdom: Hot Magic Singles in your Area!
davidgol3p: How many people here actually enjoy canlander?
KartoffelKaiser: really? Yours is better
noSmokeFire: *Magic the Gathering from Seattle ot the World
Lucifer9783: 99
Alsmartman: who's your favorite comedy sketch troupe?
MalBeam: Card Kingdom: The bones of trees and the skins of beasts
GrandLlamaQ: Dear Drs. LRR: If you could start your own Pokemon Gym, what would your theme be?
blackice779: Helllllooooooo LRR!!
r10pez10: cold cuts from seattle to the world
ThorSokar: A literal Kingdom of Cards!
manfred909: 1999
yourangclan: "A kingdom of cards" is way better
A_Dub888: CardKingdom: A Duchy of Value
Stoffern: Okay now I got 1080 after a refresh, that was weird
TehAmelie: card kingdom dot com, it's a domain of cards
mastershake29x: if LRR keeps it up, CK will have to adopt their version out of exhaustion from correcting them
Zebunisher: since 2000 bc
solahwin_tampramain: why ben lack plaid?
serraasccended: Yeet
blackice779: who's up for the Chaos?
thundershot879: sending you magic cards before the game even existed!
VoidByAnyOtherName: i liked their "kingdom of cards" slogan better MiniK
r10pez10: Card Kingdom: Roast Beef
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Bringing Magic from Seattle to the World since 1999
Despoiler98: Too fast some might say >.>
Dread_Pirate_Westley: From Seattle to...other words...since some number.
noSmokeFire: eerily prompt
RoastedGravy: Suspiciously Fast MTG Shippers™
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ZippoTricksMcEdgelord: Card Kingdom Dot Com: A Kingdom of Cards!
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Altoguy16499: Card Kingdom dot Com. Buy your legal crak here
TheTrueWowo: even with the canada post stirke going on cameron? are they still as fast??
PinballWitch: I ordered something just a couple days ago and it's coming tomorrow!
AmoriLinguae: I got a math is for blockers button!
EternalDensity: their website just says "CARD KINGDOM - FROM SEATTLE TO THE WORLD!"
thescifiwasabi74: fave thing to cook for friends?
Arararagi234: can we get our orders financed by Staggeringly Fast Loans?
eiggy64: I just finished my cube with card kingdom
Iperithon: Kinda like that Amazon crapshoot?
Dryhad: They definitely don't have an army of Paul clones doing their shipping
serraasccended: Favorite movie
EternalDensity: © 1999-2018 Card Kingdom, Inc.
Dabari49: That is a great button
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I didn;t get one on my last order, tbh.
Senstaku: I think we're only hearing Cam on the room mics if that matters
Earthenone: pride51
TheMadPunter: "Math Is For Blockers". Nice.
DiscordianTokkan: Desert Bus regentimes are Real
TehAmelie: cest la desert bus
InsaneMuadib: Math is for blockers was last week might be out now.
flyingdelorean79: Wait, is Seattle not on this world?
zoroslegend: As of last week, I got a "Math is for Blockers Button"!
djalternative: Is math an inherent feature of the universe or a human construct?
yourangclan: Card Kingdom: we don't have teleporter technology, so stop asking about it
aki_kagami: Mono-Green Stompy or Gruul Stompy?
NihilismRacoon: “Card Kingdom is suspiciously fast” can confirm
PinballWitch: I got the math is for blockers button. I have a hat with like 15 different lrr CK buttons on it
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ThrashingRhino: Chaos! let the draft god smile upon your greedy picks!
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RoastedGravy: @djalternative Both.
Lithobraker: You have a pass until beginning of November :P
litiluspumplus: What’s your favorite sandwich mines the Ruben
TwilitLugia: To be fair, Desert bus was 2 weeks ago.
EternalDensity: Zeta!
Angreed66: Human construct. Everything is.
Ivalenz_: Is Ben's mic the only one on?
Diabore: what is sleep?
solahwin_tampramain: DAMN BEN
Theroastedrooster: adam how was your desert bus?
TheMadPunter: Damn Ben, how are you even still alive?
Orchestrion: heh. floaters
Bugberry: We'll sleep when we're dead
blackice779: aaaaaaddddaaaammmm
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acuilador: Dear Drs. LRR, understand I truly appreciate the night shift. I got to watch Zeta while I was bored out of my mind on my job.
Fruan: Adam is the smartest person at the table - No Desert Bus sleep problems.
EternalDensity: and on top of that you've got the Mii Shop music in your head forever
Dhaunayne: has anyone asked, "is the latest crapshot about headphones?"
Lithobraker: litiluspumplus Rachel for life. Reuben but with pastrami
Decaped: I know that gif.
RoastedGravy: What if this was all someone's long MTG game from a different universe?
yourangclan: @fruan something something brain
KartoffelKaiser: you fell asleep driving the game bus right cam
KartoffelKaiser: right?
Dabari49: I remember that Cam crash while asleep
Diabore: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
r10pez10: value train, froot froot
Omthebox: I call those "Turn and Burn" shifts.
Orchestrion: smooooth
F1SHOR: Yer my wallet feels the same
hd_dabnado: OH SHIZ
TheMadPunter: @unarmedoracle O you meant while driving IRL. Holy shit dude.
Earthenone: !patreon
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
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acuilador: The Segue!
noSmokeFire: SEGUED
CaffeinatedLemur: a Segeway!?
blackice779: We <3 you all!
PinballWitch: what a segue
mastershake29x: and now PAX unplugged next weekend
GrandLlamaQ: One more try? One more try.
blackwlf: The segue!
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp THE SEGUE PogChamp
A_Dub888: Ben "Super Segue" Ulmer
EOstby: Yes, Ben, yesssssss!
BusTed: lrrGOAT
Kykiwi: S E A M L E S S
OrionPax21: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gsyhiap: katesNice
manfred909: sorry we don't pick the date for Pax please come back
underhill33: lrrWOW
Theycallmejokke: The segway
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: nice!
eggsucculent: wait holy shit there's a p3k pack???????
FenrirGG: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
wikisome: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GrandLlamaQ: Dear Drs. LRR: If you could start your own Pokemon Gym, what would your theme be?
solahwin_tampramain: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
TiranDirth: Seamless!
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
yourangclan: lrrHORN segue like a champ
Bladinus: lrrHEART benginHeart benginHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart benginHeart lrrHEART
NanashiSword: nice segway
mastershake29x: OH WOW - A+ segue right there
Razortalons: WHAT A SEGUE!!!
serraasccended: Good job
MuffinsOnAHill: A Segue!
emrafool: SEGWAY MAN
samuraitiger19: Speaking of Zeta I downloaded Zeta shift's new theme and it is now my ringtone.
libraryrulesrule: cold cut story
Pintyhet: Fucking killin it
Lithobraker: Wait, cam crashed IRL and not in bus? holy shit
EternalDensity: I watched most of Alpha Flight, Night Watch, and Zeta :D
senshi5609: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Despoiler98: HOLY CRAP
Orchestrion: LOL top left
PinballWitch: Who's most excited to crack these packs?
manfred909: benginHeart
gameboy350: lol portal 3 kingdoms
r10pez10: modern masters
Dusk_Shine: is the pop-up on the overlay not triggering on resubs?
OrionPax21: OMG
flyingdelorean79: Seque Ben has arrived
noSmokeFire: Ben!! I like your nails.
Dabari49: Alex is going to have to Auto pick
Dryhad: Oh gods
ampharos15: ben doing the best hand modeling
OrionPax21: R U SRS?
Dryhad: I have fear
thundervoice_1: lrrWOW
DontpingmePlayz: 4j?
EternalDensity: 4J
KartoffelKaiser: *notices ur packs* OwO what's this *cracks them*
cheetoJack: FourJacket
mastershake29x: fourjacket
thesandstorm87: SILVER BORDER
Bugberry: Sad there's no Time Spiral or Shadowmoor block packs.
litiluspumplus: @lithobraker I didn’t know that I just use pastrami anyway thanks for the name of it
Altoguy16499: Cam, if you can't read the packs, how will you read the cards?
Just_Another_Muffin: This is a collection.
TheMadPunter: 4J 🤣🤣🤣
A_Slightly_Angrier_Krogan: reading the tag explains the tag
PinballWitch: uh oh, is the MM15 pack legit? cause it might not be?
korvys: 4ellow Jacket
Lucifer9783: cam. he has an english degree
Bladinus: ForeJacket
Razortalons: hot damn this is insane
EternalDensity: Fore!
enjoysgreatstreams: UNSTABLE
yourangclan: wow, must be really cold for Fourjacket
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Blasteg: unstable in draft lmao
Iperithon: YJ the FLGS
r10pez10: P4X
mastershake29x: @PinballWitch that's how MM15 packs look, they were in cardboard
Just_Another_Muffin: God the look of Core Set 2015 is so striking.
OrionPax21: Whoever picks first better windmill that P3K
PinballWitch: @mastershake29x they were also super easy to open, mess wth, and reclose
Fruan: Unstable is going to be weird at such low numbers.
KartoffelKaiser: cameron con bravo has been dead for 20 years
aki_kagami: Conspiracy!!!
flyingdelorean79: Good? No. Balanced? No. Fun? As hell!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Chadows over Innischad
Dryhad: Shahdows over Ahnnistrahd
MWGNZ: hey beautiful people benginHey
EternalDensity: did you just assume his gender?
EternalDensity: oh, MAIL
TehAmelie: remember the movie Conspiracy Theory? those were simpler times
r10pez10: boop the snoot
Theycallmejokke: Theros where so good
mastershake29x: @PinballWitch true. i think paul pre-opens the packs to put them into the card reader, or at least that was how it was done before
noSmokeFire: @EternalDensity my dude, that is a transphobic meme.
Diabore: nice nails ben!
Lithobraker: litiluspumplus Yeah, it's weird, most of the time you ask for a reuben you get a rachel. I'm of the school that there should be more sauerkraut than anything else on the sandwhich.
Dusk_Shine: Ben with the sweet new nails
strgrv: someone tell ben I love the nails benginHeart
Dhaunayne: michael anime north?
nightwingmisthawk: Ah yes the Bengineering nails. The only thing about Ben that never ceases to amaze me.
Aarek: Almond cat!
solahwin_tampramain: ALEX
Aenir798: hey Alex
Altoguy16499: Oh look. An Alex
NanashiSword: A wild Alex has appeared!
SirZapdos: MM15? time for an endrek sahr
Field94: Is that CONFIRMED a pack of MM or another Bump In The Night Booster?
MalBeam: an alex appeared
Just_Another_Muffin: Echoing the Ben nail love.
mtgdabest: hey wait its an alex what the
TheTrueWowo: ALEX
yourangclan: @eternaldensity that joke is legitimately pretty hateful
PinballWitch: Alex! <3
thundervoice_1: a wild Alex appears
DoodlestheGreat: Hiya, Alex!
MuffinsOnAHill: Yay!
blackwlf: Crouching Ben, Hidden Alex!
Bladinus: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No cracking open Alex!
Iperithon: Can confirm BC Transit sucks!
litiluspumplus: I like a bit more cheese on mine @lithobraker
KilrenKrae: lrrHEART lrrHEART
thundershot879: hopefully that modern masters pack hasnt been tampered with
flyingdelorean79: Hi Alex!
Theycallmejokke: Alex is clearly a first pick
EternalDensity: @noSmokeFire @yourangclan I'm sorry I meant it in the exact opposite sense to that
lysander1994: Ben is handsome with that shirt
MalBeam: from the owner of the table
blackwlf: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Don't kinkshame him.
mastershake29x: #blamejames for delivering alex
Darth_Wooper: Alex can crack himself up just fine, thanks. Kappa
serraasccended: Don’t open him up
r10pez10: Perth!
Markster981: this game isnt fair because adam's brain is too big seabatBRAIN
TheMadPunter: windmill slam pick Alex
Kumakaori: ye ol' 12k Sampy?!?
serraasccended: It would be messy
enjoysgreatstreams: :D
Kumakaori: 1st picking that pack!
McGurganatorZX: oh bby!
Gen2Gengar: WOW
r10pez10: h o r s e m a n s h i p
Dryhad: slytqShock slytqShock slytqShock
CaffeinatedLemur: BOnus
MurficWPN: YES!
RoastedGravy: Should've been Homelands.
NanashiSword: Wow
yourangclan: @eternaldensity sure
blackwlf: Oh nooooo
PinballWitch: someone ask alex what he thought of the Blood M-uwu-n!
CaffeinatedLemur: FEM 1st pick
SirZapdos: hymn to tourach, very fair card
ampharos15: force of will?
BusTed: "bonus"
Despoiler98: I wanna see them draft Fallen Empires
McGurganatorZX: yeyeyeye
mtgdabest: chaotic
MuffinsOnAHill: You could get a Hymn!
rarermonsters: Yo we gonna ride the Dilu Horse bros
yourangclan: ohhhhhhhh dear
EsperDerek1: Hymn to Tourach! Hymn to Tourach!
thundervoice_1: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
CastleOtranto: It's a Circus of Value!
CaffeinatedLemur: Ebon Preator here I com
GreenMittenz: Chaos Draft with leftover bread pudding... i know what im doing tonight
Zebunisher: time to draft. homarids
MalBeam: heel turn
CleverCrumbish: Adam informs to regret you.
DiscordianTokkan: Fallen Empires you say unarmeHmm
flyingdelorean79: Team Chaos
frozenphoenix7: He turned heel via kicking people in the balls
RomanGoro: Fickle Fickle Fickle Fickle
r10pez10: not a cult
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MaxTurkeyFlaps: Oh, so many of my favorite peopkle!
Dryhad: So is that the most expensive pack of Magic plus the least expensive pack of Magic?
electroswagnetism: I hope someone gets Ride the Dilu Horse
NexusVoxx: what's dead?
Altoguy16499: whoever gets the highest better windmill slam that P3K/Fallen Empires
Kykiwi: first pick conspiracy lest go
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Markster981: told you his brain was too big seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ampharos15: id take that MM pack
noSmokeFire: I wonder why they never roll a d20 or something with higher variance than 2d6
Science_and_Magic: Yes! Inb4 packs cracked!!
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r10pez10: sup julie
yourangclan: so is the P3K pack actually worth more than the rest of the draft?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yay sugarsh0t raiders!
rarermonsters: I know Cam doesn't really follow wrestling, but you should tell him that Moby Deck is basically a wrestling booking about a Heel stable disbanding during a revenge fued with a monster face
solahwin_tampramain: kathleen take three packs???
mrMorphius: Hello Lrrsfolk! sugars5Luv
Ard_Rhys: Adam with the sensible choice
Irreps: Adam, the selfless.
Dryhad: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ThinksTooMuch: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
PinballWitch: hello ppl
enjoysgreatstreams: Everyone is frozen for me...
yourangclan: oh boy Julie raid
Teslamat: Yeet!
Aarek: Do eet!
Theycallmejokke: lrrHEART welcome lrrHEART
Despoiler98: jamieCare slytqHeart katesHeart lrrHEART
JokerBoney: am I actually gonna get to watch this stuff live?! Hype!
thescifiwasabi74: Fallen is all value
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Dryhad: Not phasing
manfred909: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
SirZapdos: mox opal lotto
Leafwind104: coffee cup using the iphone as the coaster is a brave choice
Lithobraker: wait UNSTABLE is there?!
sugarsh0t: sugars5Luv !
MalBeam: unstable!
Aarek: unstable!
Fruan: Remember the Unstable PPR, Cam? DO IT
TehAmelie: million dollar idea: a coaster app
Redshift2k5: unstable infinity elemental go
mtgdabest: Spike lets go
r10pez10: strong picks
Lithobraker: cam I like the nails!
MuffinsOnAHill: Taste the rainbow! Get the Skittles
Science_and_Magic: INNISTRAD!!
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yeahhhh go K
eiggy64: power plays from kathleen
ampharos15: very strong wheel pick
yourangclan: Alex is the man who assembles the blocks
Just_Another_Muffin: I love the whiplash of doing a chaos draft.
skystryke: Wait is Cam using a phone as a coaster?
TheTunnelingCat: so, p3k most expensive rare is imperial seal, followed by capture of jingzhou then zodiac dragon, ravages of war, imperial recruiter
r10pez10: journey god pack here we go
Diabore: is... is cam using his phone as a coaster?
atom481: is shahrazad still on the set?
Leafwind104: Yes
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @skystryke Nope, Kathleen
Science_and_Magic: He most certainly is
alexgranddestroyer: I just noticed that.
PinballWitch: I love Phasing
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Oh no, you're right!
PinballWitch: Echo is Urza
TehAmelie: let
RoastedGravy: Urza's has Echo.
RoastedGravy: Flanking is Mirage.
Science_and_Magic: PHRASING!
SirZapdos: take 2015 to open triplicate spirits. easy peasy lemon squeezy
DiscordianTokkan: Mistakes were made, on purpose
Dryhad: Mirage has Flanking and Phasing, Urza has Echo
rarermonsters: Echo cards are actually good though
ArmadilloAL: Mirage has Phasing and Flanking, Urza's Legacy has Echo and "free" spells.
Science_and_Magic: Oh wait, wrong saying
carpeamentum: ^
TheTunnelingCat: one of the top 10 most expensive cards in it is a common, three visits
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r10pez10: this is the politest chaos draft
PinballWitch: nothing interacts with ptk
Irreps: Buyback in legacy as well, right?
yourangclan: yeah, I thought that was way more Cam intentionally fucking with chat than anybody else
TehAmelie: let's so a quick inventory of the probably 5-10 000 different cards available in the Moonbase in case of Spike
PinballWitch: no, buyback was tempest block
RayFK: Yo where that Unstable at? Kappa
Leafwind104: Eidolon of Countless Battles was in BoTG though
r10pez10: cam got it!
PinballWitch: in cam's pile
BusTed: It's there.
Kykiwi: @RayFK cam has it
Dryhad: At some point, Echo had a really weird interaction with Phasing (maybe still does) so it makes sense that they never appeared in the same set
RayFK: Oh shit I was kidding
r10pez10: haha jeej
BusTed: :P
Earthenone: unstable is in cams hands i belive
B1ndas: LMAO
MWGNZ: hey Jeej
frozenphoenix7: Titans were 11 and 12
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: RayFK yeah they're ot
Bugberry: 10th edition had Bolt and Doomblade
TheMadPunter: Dooo it Ben
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: *not
frozenphoenix7: No 13
solahwin_tampramain: @RayFK Cam?
CaffeinatedLemur: This is spicey
Science_and_Magic: This is such a spicy line up and cast today.
RoastedGravy: Doom Blade wasn't in Tenth, was it?
RayFK: Atarka . dek for Adam
yourangclan: @tehamelie 9995 seems like a big range lrrBEEJ
Bladinus: S P I C Y
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AffinityForFun: M10 had titans right?
thegatherers: Adam is on the worst year of standard
manfred909: rayfkHeart
thundervoice_1: Aggro Adam
Ard_Rhys: Adam on 2016 standard
NanashiSword: @AffinityForFun Nope
Bugberry: M10 wasn't titans
frozenphoenix7: M11 and M12 @affinityforfun
Theroastedrooster: best year of standerd
PinballWitch: I wanna do a chaos draft of only core set packs
rarermonsters: Core Sets did Slivers once
Theycallmejokke: Paul scanner of cards
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r10pez10: moden masters confirmed not bumps
RayFK: Baneslayer, rad planeswalkers like Garruk and Ajani classic, Birds of Paradise, good fixing
RayFK: Darksteel Colossus
yourangclan: M10 has Bolt though, and that's everything
Science_and_Magic: Shadows was one of my favourite sets!
JoTyler: shadows is reall gooood
Earthenone: fair and balanced, on the back of a horse
Blasteg: POwErfUl MaGIc
Irreps: M10 was banefire angel maybe.
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yourangclan: what could be more important than one bolt?
frozenphoenix7: Serge lead with a Connspiracy
B1ndas: grahams draft?
r10pez10: hi graham and james
RomanGoro: Those are some hot cameras
mastershake29x: bonus drafts from people not here
DoodlestheGreat: James is looking less fuzzy...
cyclopsboi: so do we have a stack of sleeves for ptk?
eye_h_bar: Khans is such a great set
OldsCool: hello greham and james
thegatherers: Graham and James were Ben and Cam the whole time
noSmokeFire: you thought it was Ben, but it was me! Graham's draft!!
r10pez10: i keep them in my toolbox
poetmarawr: cam needs a TQ for nail maintenance
JoTyler: don't snip! only file
TehAmelie: i bought a nail file this year. the most adult thing that's happened to me
RayFK: Wait doesn't FE only have 8 cards?
Dryhad: Let's go Imperial Seal!
r10pez10: FE + P3K
RayFK: Yikes
RayFK: OH
TheSoftestBunny: yes they added another pack
aesir_blade: Cameron confirmed actually James
ArmadilloAL: @RayFK It's forming an 18-card megapack with P3K.
mastershake29x: @RayFK yes, that's why it's with PTK (10 cards)
korvys: @RayFK Yeaj, but p3K has 10
SirZapdos: murderous cut is gas
Reecer6: chaos chaos!
RayFK: Hey friends, don't be like Jordan. Maybe wait like 5 seconds after coming in late before asking questions
yourangclan: I'm clenched just thinking about filing my nails tbh
yourangclan: can't handle that feeling
rarermonsters: Young Adult Fantasy Novel card
TheMadPunter: Focus the Cam cam plz
SirZapdos: elvish hunter isnt bad
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Homarid snap first pick!
r10pez10: it's exciting times jeej you're fine
GoblinRanger: ooh homarid for cam
Despoiler98: YAY Lobsters
ritchards: Cam, keep the land in there
ArmadilloAL: That wall of text on Homarid was actually a full mechanic in the set.
Science_and_Magic: Cut is such good removal
Earthenone: such memories
DiscordianTokkan: OH MAN, the Fallen Empires pack is hitting all my nostalgia buttons
JimmyArgon: No, Cam.
A_Dub888: !card sultai ascendancy
LRRbot: Sultai Ascendancy [BGU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top two cards of your library. Put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest back on top of your library in any order.
InsaneMuadib: cam took land out
Just_Another_Muffin: Wow I dont know any of these portal cards.
frozenphoenix7: No
forlornhope22: ah nostalgia.
Dryhad: Night Soil, surprisingly not the most literal poop card in the set ;)
Irreps: Orgg is the rare or uncommon1 I think.
r10pez10: hahahahaha
yourangclan: @armadilloal tide counters are so wild
KartoffelKaiser: No, Sultai Ascendancy does not have Surveil, because Surveil is not evergreen
AlonsoSwift: Ah, I see they have the nail squad on draft cams
NexusVoxx: Surveil will not be back-oracled.
frozenphoenix7: No cards are oracles to have Surveil
rarermonsters: You guys keep criticizing these cards, it's called "Fallen Empires", they're supposed to be weak. If it was good cards it would be called "Empires that are Still Around"
Dryhad: Doggo!
CrazymattCaptain: it's hard to read Ben's cards
KartoffelKaiser: RalpherZ Doggo!
thegatherers: got there
ArmadilloAL: Taoist Hermit...the first-ever card with Hexproof.
BusTed: Screen lookin'.
thegatherers: wind mill slam doggo
TheSoftestBunny: yeah can Ben angle them more?
TheSoftestBunny: thanks
Sasu010: can I have a sub? please?
TheTunnelingCat: rare is like ~$10
NexusVoxx: Sima Yi
Dryhad: Lol, Wu Spy
r10pez10: the lands are money right
drcthulu: it's a bad thing
F1SHOR: go all in ben
r10pez10: it'll be hard to push ben but you could try it
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InsaneMuadib: !card sima yi
LRRbot: Sima Yi, Wei Field Marshal [5B] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [*/4] | Sima Yi, Wei Field Marshal's power is equal to the number of Swamps you control.
blackwlf: Go all in on mono black ben!
emrafool: FYI P3K basics are worth a couple dollars each
SamanthaVess: Ooh, Skeletal Scrying
TheMadPunter: That rare seems like a bit of a trap
Lithobraker: Moist Field Marshal
rarermonsters: "Name, Creature Type, and Role Please: Lizard Warrior, Lizard Warrior, lizard warrior"
SirZapdos: AKA robert baratheon
MaxTurkeyFlaps: DO EET
BusTed: So expensive.
r10pez10: yeah ben do it
thundershot879: pelakka!
MalBeam: honestly night soil might be the best card in those packs
ArmadilloAL: A bit? It's a bad Nightmare.
KartoffelKaiser: Most $$ in that pack is probably the basics.
BearPsychologist: Zodiac Dog is spicy as hell!
SirZapdos: whoa pelakka
r10pez10: that or the dog
TheMadPunter: Nah, go for horsemanship
yourangclan: but then what if your opponent has Angry Mob? then you're ruined.
Senstaku: Oh, they opened all three packs and mixed them into one pile?
Lithobraker: mrain storm
r10pez10: yes cam yeeess
Lithobraker: oooooh
B1ndas: all 2
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r10pez10: Fallen Empires + P3K = 18 cards
Senstaku: Oh, ok
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r10pez10: lol Alex
mastershake29x: @Senstaku no, just P3K and FE were put together because both are smaller then modern day packs
TheMadPunter: Nobody expects Pelakka Wurm in a blue black control deck
senshi5609: no P3k is short so they added fallen kingdoms to make up
TheTunnelingCat: I find that the strat in chaos draft is to just try and go for as much raw power
samuraitiger19: !card Pelakka Worm
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ArmadilloAL: My strat in Chaos draft is to usually take anything with the word "flying" on it.
noSmokeFire: so what archetypes are we working with here Kappa
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TheTunnelingCat: slow midrange decks are where you want to be
yourangclan: Ah man, Briarbridge was so good.
ArmadilloAL: Of course, P3K and Fallen Empires have a TOTAL of one card with flying. Put together.
blackwlf: That was a lie.
noSmokeFire: Serge has two modes: Judge and Master of Lies
mastershake29x: #powerserge
Theycallmejokke: ShaAade
SirZapdos: Bathe in Dragonfire was Alex's first pick in the roto draft
yourangclan: benginTraitor PIVOT benginTraitor
r10pez10: shade thrown
Senstaku: Serge Yager, proven liar.
Theroastedrooster: what was cams second pic?
BusTed: Haha.
DiscordianTokkan: !pelakka wurm
thundervoice_1: #ShotsFired
phenexian: when draft happens, Surge turns into the broken mirror version of Surge
Bugberry: Serge has done a few greedy color decks.
Angreed66: Serge is the true traitor
ritchards: Evil Serge
blackwlf: You speak from the heart. And your heart is FULL OF LIES!
DiscordianTokkan: *imean, it's wurm not worm
Science_and_Magic: INFECT!
gsyhiap: lrrHEART Serge
InsaneMuadib: can we get a evil goatee for serge?
JoTyler: he's telling the truth at the moment he is saying it
Darth_Wooper: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Makimachine: Do it!
r10pez10: yes ben yessss
rs_ls: do it ben
Mithgar: Serge - Who's the other werewolf?
BlindProphet32: DO IT!
TheMadPunter: Suuuuure Serge, we believe you.....
MurficWPN: do it!
noSmokeFire: One Serge always lies, the other tells the truth
KartoffelKaiser: ben do the thing
Kumakaori: d00000 eeeeet
Aarek: Do it!
JimmyArgon: I've watched Serge's stream too much to believe he ever tries misdirection.
ampharos15: do it!!!
blip2004: Do EEETTT
MWGNZ: Do it Ben benginHeart
Dwinick: yassssss ben
KartoffelKaiser: how dare you not
GreenMittenz: Do it Ben!
shinumei: Do it
TwilitLugia: Do it!
InsaneMuadib: Do it!
Selfkun: do eeeet
Theroastedrooster: you have 2
BusTed: WutFace
Kazman20a: yes for suer yes
Just_Another_Muffin: Ben NO
shadowypenguin: Do the thing
senshi5609: do it
Science_and_Magic: Doit
F1SHOR: do it ben
drcthulu: do it
TheMadPunter: ❤️Kathleen
cionneach: Serge cannot be trusted: look how he taps his cards.
rarermonsters: Phil Foglio art for the win, that's all there is to do
ampharos15: yesssss
yourangclan: Yessssssss Ben
aussie_rob_w: DOIT
noSmokeFire: !card vector asp
LRRbot: Vector Asp [1] | Artifact Creature — Snake [1/1] | {B}: Vector Asp gains infect until end of turn.
Lithobraker: infect was op in Trash Lander
Dr_fragenstien: Do it SwiftRage
Fruan: Nightsoil is actually not a terrible card, right?
myriadtruths01: oh, night soil was there? night soil is a decent card
Darth_Wooper: Chat will always vote for the funnier thing.
F1SHOR: benginTraitor get them ben
InsaneMuadib: lrrFINE
GreenMittenz: Hey if it fails at least you can say your deck was interesting
Angreed66: No wonder Serge is pals with Ben. He was the true traitor while Ben took the downfall.
TheMadPunter: Ha ha, Cam’s drafting Green...
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Fugi: I can't read the cards because I'm on an airplane but I believe in you Ben
Reecer6: oh woah woah it's yu-gi-oh
Reecer6: you know
B1ndas: lol fugi
RoastedGravy: Clearly this is Duel Masters.
RoastedGravy: The BEST card game. Kappa
tehcrashxor: Paul, the apostrophe in "Camerons' draft" in the overlay is wrong
Grothe406: tpYGOddduel
absorbedtulip9: What set are we drafting?
RealOGLobster: LRR Yugioh Stream when?
El_Funko: @Fugi You don't need to read the cards, just Ben's heart
noSmokeFire: many camerons are drafting
mastershake29x: @absorbedtulip9 chaos, 24 (well 25) different sets
Science_and_Magic: Cardfight Vanguard Stream?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: absorbedtulip9 chaos draft
B1ndas: serge this is a true story
Diabore: not evil perse serge, just a magic player
darkecologist: @absorbedtulip9 all of them
TehAmelie: Camron could be a gestalt entity
Dabari49: Serge the edge lord?
samuraitiger19: @fugi Thanks again for all you help on the most successful Desert Bus!
BubbaRad: not a mastermind, just a soulless monster
absorbedtulip9: Sound awesome thank you everyone!
GreenMittenz: Serge only pretends to be nice so that people don't murder him for playing prison
Angreed66: cheer100 for whoever drafts green.
blackwlf: Serge can be evil and still be the sweetest cinnamon bun. I don't see any problem there.
HolyFroq: whats the best strategy for a chaos draft?
TheMadPunter: Seems dece Ben
noSmokeFire: cinnamon rolls want to clog your arteries
MalBeam: orgg
blackwlf: Strat: Pick the good cards.
RoastedGravy: !card Orgg
LRRbot: Orgg [3RR] | Creature — Orgg [6/6] | Trample / Orgg can't attack if defending player controls an untapped creature with power 3 or greater. / Orgg can't block creatures with power 3 or greater.
Bugberry: Orgg was in Time Spiral timeshifted
OrionPax21: Welcome to Spardia, Ben!
DiscordianTokkan: Orgg is one of my childhood favourites, because it was almost good back then!
yourangclan: didn't been already see that pack?
mattman257700: I'd take one of the lands
Reecer6: @blackwlf That's good for beginners, but the best strat for those really experienced actually tends to be pick the worst cards possible.
DiscordianTokkan: (It still was not good)
OrionPax21: *Sarpadia
thegatherers: "pick things with power and toughness" takes a 0/4
Angreed66: Orgg seems to be a winmore card.
r10pez10: mind rottem
blackwlf: @Reecer6 Only when you're playing the Strictly Worse cube.
mastershake29x: @thegatherers 0 is a legitimate number
RoastedGravy: For the nostalgia!
acuilador: That's a fine pic
EsperDerek1: Surprised that Night Soil hasn't been nabbed yet.
Gen2Gengar: yourangclan That's how draft works, packs go around the table until there are no cards left
Darth_Wooper: @HolyFroq read the cards, and be aware of what the stuff in your deck does. That'll put you ahead of most of your competition, especially when old sets are sprinkled in like this.
aussie_rob_w: I’d take Goblin Chirurgeon if there was any chance at all of Goblin synergy.
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Ard_Rhys: I'm surprised how late the mind rot is going
acuilador: With SK scrying, basal thrull is a mana source and a body to scry with
litiluspumplus: yeet
yourangclan: @gen2gengar no I know, I just thought it was funny that he reacted to Orgg so hard the second time
blackwlf: I'm surprised the Murderous Cut is still in there.
Science_and_Magic: @blackwlf SHHHHhhhhh! don't say it!
DiscordianTokkan: Cam is playing my favourite colour combo, and as such he MUST win.
myriadtruths01: murderous cut was cam's firstpick
blackwlf: @Science_and_Magic TOO LATE! MWahahahahaha!
Bladinus: lrrFINE
Dabari49: are cam and Ben in the same colors?
absorbedtulip9: What color are Ben’s nails? It’s pretty.
blackwlf: No, Cam's in green.
darkecologist: we don't have the right to Londonbeat songs, Serge
GreenMittenz: Ah now that i can see the text I still dont know what that thing does
B1ndas: I think cam is GB and ben is BR
thenb44: Cam's in green? The simulation IS falling apart
yourangclan: @gen2gengar sorry, I thought the intent was obvious, guess not
B1ndas: IKR
Dwinick: But ben the infect
Science_and_Magic: Ben splashing mardu, looks good.
Gen2Gengar: yourangclan No worries
TehAmelie: [chaos intensifies]
ozone1304: So I was doing a grn draft today, and out of the four of us doing the draft, three were drafting dimir, and two were splashing into sultai. The other was naya. Is my play group weird?
Blasteg: 5 color good stuff
RoastedGravy: I mean, isn't five-color goodstuff the best strat in chaos drafting?
UnbanTwyn: @GreenMittenz you can pay 1 to exile 2 creatures from your graveyard to gain a life and make a 1/1 token I think
yourangclan: I just want Benfect so bad
SirZapdos: whisk away isnt terrible
RoastedGravy: Just hoard all the good cards.
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RoastedGravy: And then lose all the games.
Bugberry: I imagine you should Chaos Draft with the expectation that games will go long and grindy, so splash generously and pick high CMC cards.
KartoffelKaiser: You and most players, its why they dont do that anymore
yourangclan: EMA Animate Dead
EOstby: All Out? Adam to AEW confirmed! :O
electroswagnetism: Adam Savidan has never once read an Oubliette
thegatherers: if a card has 4 or more lines, i scoop
noSmokeFire: they should make a Small Font cube
Science_and_Magic: If you can score the good fixing, 5colour good stuff is always decent.
mattman257700: Is it Iatican Moneychanger?
maikito2: adam is a vanilla type of guy
SirZapdos: how are you BOTH in blue?
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noSmokeFire: or a Gratuitous Errata cube
r10pez10: it's the credit counter lifegainer thing
yourangclan: @electroswagnetism to be fair, reading Oubliette doesn't actually help you understand Oubliette whatsoever
TehAmelie: *writes down: play cards with lots of rules text and you can just make up what they do cause no one will check*
phenexian: @Bugberry if you do that, someone ends up with the nut mono red deck
Science_and_Magic: Ben's pool is looking good so far, best removal colours.
Akaiatana: Question: if you go Oracle tribal, is it deeply medium?
Blasteg: Un-sta-ble (clap clap )
litiluspumplus: whats up gamers
SirZapdos: triplicate spirits or bust
litiluspumplus: TriHard
Bugberry: @phenexian Just hope you don't get paired against them
yourangclan: Cameron Lauder, Devotee of RNGesus
r10pez10: OH NO
MalBeam: colours drying up around pick 10 is fairly standard
Science_and_Magic: Bear punch!
mattman257700: you choose the name now?
phenexian: @Bugberry HAHA, that works if you dont have a leaders bracket
yourangclan: oh that's one of the best Unstable cards
samuraitiger19: AsexualPride BisexualPride GayPride GenderFluidPride IntersexPride LesbianPride NonBinaryPride PansexualPride TransgenderPride
Science_and_Magic: Dirt Rare!!!!
Decaped: oh man, cam lucksack with that elemental
yourangclan: the GY enchantment
EsperDerek1: Well now you have to draft and use that.
KartoffelKaiser: Grindclock PogChamp
Jacobontherun1: dat island
Dryhad: Cameron "Oh it's the good one" Lauder
tehcrashxor: Storm Crow token!
JimmyArgon: Draft the island, Cam.
AffinityForFun: My first every magic deck was an M15 draft deck where I opened Jace and two grindlcoks.
Fruan: Did Cam open any way to assemble contraptions?
myriadtruths01: eidolon of blossoms?
KartoffelKaiser: Is it Thassa's Devourerer?
MalBeam: really epic punch pump is permanent
SirZapdos: flesh to dust is good
Science_and_Magic: Meteorite! Removal and fixing!
Blasteg: I'd take the punch
r10pez10: it's fixing, ben
yourangclan: Riding the Dilu Punch?
Science_and_Magic: PUNCH!
Razortalons: PAWNCH
TehAmelie: hm, none of the really wacky ones like Spike or Rules Lawyer or Infinity Elemental. . .
yourangclan: PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!
aesir_blade: is the audio stuttering for everyone?
cyclopsboi: somebody's mic is stuttering
yourangclan: @tehamelie he got the one that makes graveyards another battlefield, that's pretty wild
CamelAttack: It was stuttering but it stopped
emberBecky: I was getting some pops yeah. Might have stopped..
myriadtruths01: oh god kaervek's torch
Science_and_Magic: Predator is also good in cam's hand
TehAmelie: oh yeah
Gen2Gengar: The torch is really good
e_bloc: it's removal for your opponent
KartoffelKaiser: that torch tho
myriadtruths01: common fireballs
Dryhad: Play around those Misdirections lol
myriadtruths01: hey, called it!
zarbit: No, it ramps to Pelakka!
Theycallmejokke: Scyfish HYPE
maikito2: Scryfish!!
Evochron13: ben's fingers look like they're bleeding or covered in ketchup...
Science_and_Magic: Siege Wurm + Kozilek's Predator!
AlonsoSwift: @Evochron13 Nope, they're just fabulous
kimmiekoneko: lewd
Decaped: these are going to be some good decks
Akaiatana: @Evochron13 it's nail polish, get over it
Science_and_Magic: Kill shot's a good bet for Ben
r10pez10: on your upkeep
blackwlf: It doesn't work.
senshi5609: has serge taken another creature or does he choose when he turns the lord face down
B1ndas: Kathleen...
B1ndas: life problems
Evochron13: i have nothing against nail polish; the colour + camera just makes it look bloody/ketchupy so get off your high horse akaiatana
KartoffelKaiser: It exists and doesnt exist on every other turn
yourangclan: Any number of creatures with phasing, and up to one without...
Decaped: no etb triggers
OrionPax21: No ETB
MalBeam: no etbs
MurficWPN: no etbs
Kykiwi: no etbs
TheTunnelingCat: it does not enter the battlefield
r10pez10: it never leaves the battlefield
thundershot879: no etb
DiscordianTokkan: No ETB, since it was 'there'
Countjondi: No etb triggers
Ard_Rhys: Phase out is not leaving the battlefield#
Bugberry: No ETBs. They just start and stop existing
OrionPax21: It does not count as leaving/entering play
rarermonsters: Phasing is super easy to understand: WHen it's phased out, pretend it's not there.
MurficWPN: keeps all counters ans auras
MuffinsOnAHill: No. It's still treated as though it's on the field.
Pintyhet: ETB does not trigger.
JohnPraw: Game just ignores it.
KartoffelKaiser: It function like blinking, but the stuff never moves zones
r10pez10: what we do, is just put a card over it, it's treated like it doesn't exist
Homerion: "pretend it doesn't exist while it's phased out"
aussie_rob_w: It’s a spooky ghost. lrrSPOOP
noSmokeFire: it's just very stealthy
NexusVoxx: no etb
Pintyhet: Phasing is oubliette.
carpeamentum: phasing is weird because it is still there but it cant be interacted with or used or anything
Ukon_vasara: yeah, just ignore that it exists every other turn Wowee
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Pintyhet: It’s so weird.
EOstby: Everything that was there stays on it, it just doesn't exist in play. The only reason I know this is because Teferi's Protection gets played way too much in my EDH games.
rogerivany: The explanation I got was to leave it on the battlefield, just put a deckbox on it when it's phased out
yourangclan: phasing is way easier if you just don't think about the actual rules
Partidor_: The best phasing trick I've heard is "Put a cup on the card when it phases out, then remove the cup when it phases in"
punchcardy: Tokens stay with phasing, that is a rules change
Science_and_Magic: Uh oh, there goes Ben's diamond
r10pez10: yeah cups are good too
MurficWPN: yes
zarbit: equipment phases in/out with it IIRC
r10pez10: yes
carpeamentum: equipment phases out with it I am pretty sure
Ard_Rhys: phasing is almost harder to get your head around than banding, that's why neither lasted long as mechanics
MurficWPN: nothing changes when it phases
kumatsu: equipment phases with the creature it is attached to
big_large: its like its on the battlefield, but can't be interacted wtih
SketchyDetails: anything attached phases with it
OrionPax21: Tom from MTGRadio explains it really well. When something phases out, you put a cup over it and everything on it. When something phases in, you take the cup off. That's it.
DiscordianTokkan: It's like the card goes into the astral plane in D&D, and/or is turned into a spooky ghost card that can't generally be interacted with until it comes back
ellynu: isn't it true if you phase out a token, the equipments and such on it just phase out forever
Pintyhet: Attached cards phase out too, I believe.
kumatsu: that's why you phase the germ token to get rid of Batterskull
r10pez10: imagine the creature went through a portal to the shops
SketchyDetails: so the equipment phases out and you can't reequip it
SirZapdos: starfish so good
NexusVoxx: @ellynu was changed in the last year.
yourangclan: @ard_rhys both do exactly what you assume they do but the actual rules are just awful
Fruan: @ellynu I believe that used to be true, but they fixed it
Mithgar: Phasing out does not "Leave" anything. It and ALL things attached to it cease to be interactable in any way until it phases back in.
postmodernpajamawrestler: it enters the sub ocean
AlonsoSwift: @kumatsu Didn't they change that rule?
phenexian: Phasing is important because its a way to fliker things without loosing all of your work buffing it
NexusVoxx: @ellynu equipment used to get phased out and get stuck there when the token stopped existing while phased. now tokens just stick around while phased (as normal)
Mithgar: phe
Ard_Rhys: @yourangclan true, it's mostly the "but what if?" scenarios that cause headaches
OrionPax21: Yeah, they changed the token creature/phasing problem
rarermonsters: Garilous psychophant
EOstby: Actually, it might be beneficial for someone (possibly Table Friend, possibly Paul) to just have Teferi's Protection pulled up on Gatherer, since that has all of the relevant and recent Phasing rulings.
yourangclan: Oh except for the part of banding where you get to divide damage.
Mithgar: @phenexian Phasing does not flicker because it never leaves or enters the battlefield
Dryhad: Hu-mans
mattman257700: I'd take the island
yourangclan: also Bands With Other is the worst thing in history
Alsmartman: !card hard hat
LRRbot: Hard Hat Area | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Field94: hughmahns?
Fruan: Oh NOO. Serge now has Human Tribal, with reallly old cards in the draft. I hope you like looking up creature types!
PinballWitch: phasing is my favorite mechanic in all of magic
NexusVoxx: Hugh Man
Ukon_vasara: would that give Serge +1/+1? surely he counts as a human he controls
TehAmelie: there's a crapshot in there about a creature that phases out and its friends complaining about being ghosted
NexusVoxx: get serge to build on stream so we can get all his humans
AlonsoSwift: @Ukon_vasara Bold of you to assume he has control of himself Kappa
r10pez10: monarch? get the crown guys
wolf2012pack: Serge's proclamation + watching YGOTAS recently = "ATTENTION DUELISTS"
Kykiwi: so no palace jailer ?
PinballWitch: at the start of your turn, before untap, anything with phasing on the battlefield phases out, and anything phased out phases in. anything attached to a permanent as it phases out phases out with it, and phases back in with it.
enjoysgreatstreams: I feel like i'm watching a slide show presentation
samuraitiger19: MY HAIR GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH
LackingSanity_: that's a late triplicate spirits
yourangclan: @alonsoswift but is he a wizard?
Ard_Rhys: how the heck is trip spirits still in that pack
Lithobraker: how does phasing interact with soulbond?
senshi5609: no one in white?
TheMadPunter: Cards higher plz Cam
virre_: Is the cardreader text oracle or original printing
AlonsoSwift: @yourangclan No, clearly he's an Advisor (because judge)
Ard_Rhys: @Lithobraker I think they stay soulbonded
Fruan: Contraptions and Conspiracies in the same draft is wonderful.
TheMadPunter: Or tilt camera lower
r10pez10: new overlay tech, paul?
NexusVoxx: @Lithobraker the bond breaks
yourangclan: @alonsoswift so no Psychic Trance shenanigans, got it
TheMadPunter: Danke!
r10pez10: get those finger heart rate monitors
Decaped: Cam has quite a bit of ramp, this will be sweet.
F1SHOR: those sure are cards ben
MuffinsOnAHill: So Serge, how does phasing interact with haunt? Kappa
CaptainEnder7: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:04.
yourangclan: Oh boy, Alex must be thrilled
NexusVoxx: oh jeez still a whole nother pack
Senstaku: Yes P3K is the only White border set, other than the other not white border set.
NexusVoxx: what pack does alex have?
MurficWPN: nice Cam
Kykiwi: Oh nice puull
Science_and_Magic: GOT THERE!]
DiscordianTokkan: Oooooh!
mattman257700: Nice poker face
B1ndas: niceee
Theycallmejokke: Good pokerface Cam :D
JaymicUnyielding: hey it's me
Despoiler98: womp womp
silvalunae: yes cam omg
thegatherers: there's a card from unstable that cares about borders, this and cube would be the only place where its relevant
r10pez10: oh hey, standard legal
yourangclan: always had it never didn't have it
Dryhad: Aw, pith
r10pez10: HAHA
NanashiSword: Wow, what a pull Cam.... and meanwhile on Ben's side....
OrionPax21: lrrGARBO
DiscordianTokkan: Especially bad in chaos draft
BearPsychologist: what a bomb
AlonsoSwift: Alright, Alex is either really happy or really disappointed
maikito2: $$$
MalBeam: cam's yell not as loud as serge's sun titan primal scream
yourangclan: but the needle shuts Rhonas down!
Science_and_Magic: I'm sure the needle could dome someone in certain situations
shadowypenguin: I hope Alex's rare makes it to Cam so we can see it
SirZapdos: what did Alex pick? Is it known?
Science_and_Magic: Crusher is just a brick!
TehAmelie: who doesn't need a little pith sometimes
Theycallmejokke: Frumpy cat
NexusVoxx: next pack on Cam cam has alex's pack
Anarchon_D: did everyone color their nails?
Decaped: is the 6 drop better? amybe the 7 wheels
r10pez10: ding ding ding
yourangclan: SLAUGHTER KING!
KartoffelKaiser: m u r d e r k i n g
F1SHOR: benginTraitor benginTraitor ben drafting himself
ReverseCreations: Ben, with an amazing Poker Face <_<
Leafwind104: Steal it from Alex, Ben
DiscordianTokkan: lrrGOAT
AlonsoSwift: @Anarchon_D No, Ben and Cam still have their nails done from Desert Bus
SirSlipps: radical
Kumakaori: "This was a cycle" is a helluva phrase to hear at a kitchen table draft XD;.
Anarchon_D: ah gotcha
yourangclan: @reversecreations Serge rubbing off on everybody
silvalunae: dangit did cam take the 7/6 hexproof trample dude i didn't see
MalBeam: yeah, rancor was a misprint and was supposed to cost 2G
noSmokeFire: flash apes
Nat3st3r544: Missed what cam opened what was it?
r10pez10: why -is- that a rare
KartoffelKaiser: Hey archivist is great in draft.
Decaped: @silvalunae yes
zarbit: Cam opened Rhonas
Nat3st3r544: Nice
NexusVoxx: !card Archivist
LRRbot: Archivist [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card.
KartoffelKaiser: He's like a looter that doesnt make you discard
MalBeam: saga was way more busted than legacy or destiny
silvalunae: \o/ yas
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SirSlipps: how do you win is probably a bad thing to ask in pack 3
RoastedGravy: Adam confirmed next King of Children's Card Games?
Science_and_Magic: Yugioh stream someday?
KartoffelKaiser: "face down in attack mode" >:|
Markster981: face down DansGame
Angreed66: It seems ben has stolen adam's luck this draft.
myriadtruths01: cudgel troll is actually pretty insane
ferro_man: would it be possible to get a list of the packs they're drafting from?
Nat3st3r544: Anything else notable?
djalternative: none of what adam said made sense
Dwinick: creature ben
AlonsoSwift: @Science_and_Magic Only as the first tabletop Watch&Play Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Yaaaas
myriadtruths01: cam's deck seems great to me
RoastedGravy: YGO stream would just be "What's all this anime doing in my card game?"
yourangclan: Dark Magician doesn't even have morph
emrafool: CABS ben
harvester369: mino is good enough
zarbit: Cam even has a proliferate card or two!
Vampiricsloth: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:16.
DiscordianTokkan: Cam is living my best life, chaos-draft-wise
ReverseCreations: @RoastedGravy The only way to settle this millenia old egyptian rivalry, is to battle you in a children's card game!
SirSlipps: oh man that is actually insane
Fruan: Cam's deck looks like it's going to be beefy.
NexusVoxx: o hey glacial fortress
Anarchon_D: did alex do his own nails? cuz if so, bravo. 👌 :)
notaballoon: jeez the old packs just have so much more charisma
NexusVoxx: whats the most orderly set
TemporallyAwry: #TeamChaos *cough*
djalternative: Maybe if we sent them some yugioh cards, like in a cube, they'd play it
j0xer: every pick is order of the ebon hand
notaballoon: look at that art
r10pez10: it's when you buy cards online from Card Kingdom
MalBeam: order draft is all the packs are the same, pure skill in drafting
solahwin_tampramain: cor set 10, to be specific
MitchTheQuaker: order draft is probs just sealed
Fruan: Rorchester draft the core set
EOstby: An order draft would be one where Serge decides the format. :P
KartoffelKaiser: 23 grizzley bears 17 forrests
AlonsoSwift: 20 swamps and 20 Plague Rats. Now that's REAL Magic
Just_Another_Muffin: It's like the one sealed format they did for an early worlds where everyone got the same sealed pool
KartoffelKaiser: It played 1 mana dwarves and 1 mana goblins that died if you controlled dwarves. it cared that much about its curve
Angreed66: Order draft is triple ixalon tribes or any triple tribal sets
GreenMittenz: Actually... a draft where each person has the same cards in their packs would be kinda interesting cause you could know what people picked and stuff
JimmyArgon: @Just_Another_Muffin How similar did their decks end up being?
yourangclan: Ben's rat Crapshot but it's draft
r10pez10: do ya need more fixin
AlonsoSwift: @yourangclan Ben's rat Crapshot but every time he says 'rats' it gets faster
B1ndas: no
Just_Another_Muffin: @JimmyArgon I dont remember
RoastedGravy: A draft where you can draft nothing but Swamps and Plague Rats.
yourangclan: @alonsoswift Ben's rat Crapshot but every time he casts a rat the clock gets faster
Fruan: It would need a really flat power level so everyone didn't just take the same card every time.
Gatorgoat68: Only Pack Rat
GreenMittenz: Every pack is Relentless Rats
AlonsoSwift: @yourangclan Alright, that wins
Vampiricsloth: who ended up with the frankenpack?
insane_42: that would mean people would know what people picked since they just know what is missing
TehAmelie: and everyone shows their cards to everyone
emrafool: That would be a great way to see how everyone evaluates cards
r10pez10: ben did
NexusVoxx: @Vampiricsloth ben
Vampiricsloth: fun :)
Angreed66: That wouldn't be interesting at all though.
r10pez10: someone's gonna board in that erase
aussie_rob_w: Is Ben’s team #TeamPickUpYourTokensBen ?
yourangclan: @gatorgoat68 the trick is you only need each person to have one Rat
Blasteg: every card in every pack is relentless rats
Zaraka00: Every pack is half morphs and half cheatyfaces
shadowypenguin: I mean i don't think anyone would complain about getting the exact same cards for three packs of alpha
Genesizwave: every pack is nothing but relentless rats
GreenMittenz: I mean you could basically just make it a cube
electroswagnetism: draft nothing but flame bursts
AlonsoSwift: It sounds like it would be an interesting thought experiment, but miserable to actually play out
Vampiricsloth: lol @Zaraka00 just bring your own cheatyfaces ;)
RoastedGravy: I should do that for a cube.
DiscordianTokkan: Viashino Bae
Dryhad: Bae!
RoastedGravy: Just nothing but Relentless Rats and Swamps.
NarishmaReborn: just got in, was the choice of who to put on draft camera based on the two with the best nails?
thesandstorm87: Echoing truth would be interesting
Science_and_Magic: Order Draft is a cube made up of Powestone Shards, Shadowborn Apostles, Rat Colonies, Legion Conquistador, Relentless Rats, Squadron Hawks,... am I forgetting anything?
NexusVoxx: both taking basics, ncie
ReverseCreations: 35 land, and Exodia.
thenb44: every pack has 15 bump in the nights
yourangclan: 360-Lotus cube lrrBEEJ
JokerBoney: I dont think you could do a draft where all the cards are the same but I think it would be interesting to do a cube of only 2/2 for 2's
Bladinus: Clearly you picked other before that one, Ben :P
JokerBoney: or a draft where one pack is 2 drops one is 3 drops and one is 4 drops
RoastedGravy: Bear Force One: The Cube?
Fruan: If Alex has drafted an aristocrats deck I'm going to be so happy
Tiber727: Hmm, what about a draft with 26 people in it, where each pack is all minions whose names start with the same letter, A-Z.
siyanor: First time watching a draft live.. weird not knowing what the players have been picking
yourangclan: Bear Force 1^3=1
Pickle450519: @roastedgravy I want that
Dryhad: Did Alex just get excited about a basic?
AchillesAndTortoise: can we see alex's deckbuild?
Kumakaori: no on screen build, dang :<.
TheMadPunter: What’s your solution Alex?
Angreed66: @Fruan With ben's deck that seems implausible
shadowypenguin: can we see alex play first then
JokerBoney: Bear Force Draftnanigans
Tiber727: Or rather, all cards in each pack share the first letter.
DiscordianTokkan: I am Excite.
Leafwind104: I want to see Alex's reaction to noticing that Ben took his boi
DrWreckage: On screen build was my favorite part!
absorbedtulip9: I think this will be the first time I watch Camron play a game! And hopefully I get all the way through the stream!
emrafool: Sorry ben, u ded
siyanor: I also just realized I have no idea how long their commercial breaks are because I usually just skip them
yourangclan: @tiber727 is that a Hearthstone carryover or are we talking Odyssey-era Cabal creatures?
Ducktation: Just joined - can someone list what sets were drafted
Kumakaori: uhhh, image of the packs are on the discord :D!
Ducktation: ty
Kumakaori: [/in the #magic Channel <<;.]
Tiber727: @yourangclan I only really play HS, so I'm too used to calling creatures "minions."
noSmokeFire: you could also load the VOD while they deckbuild
Angreed66: Listing 19 sets would be problematic.
JokerBoney: legitimately though I think it would be intriguing to see what decks could be built if each pack of 15 had only 2/2 for 2's
enjoysgreatstreams: and then there was chat
r10pez10: does anyone want to direct challenge on arena while we wait
JokerBoney: like is there even enough to build a full cube
emrafool: Hello fellow chatters
DiscordianTokkan: For the VOD friends, here's the pic of the sets drafted just in case: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289172151225810945/515714605968916490/unknown.png
RoastedGravy: There are 424 bears.
yourangclan: @tiber727 i thought that was more likely, but Chainer, Phage, et al would be pretty hilarious in theory
RoastedGravy: 2/2s for 2s.
NexusVoxx: @JokerBoney there are 424 2/2s for 2
RoastedGravy: So a 360 cube is possible.
absorbedtulip9: If my nieces weren’t over and would distract me I would @r10pez10
JokerBoney: that sounds like it would be some silly fun then
siyanor: Wait, it's possible to load the VOD *while* it's live?
SirSlipps: yo what song is this?
r10pez10: is swiftblade vindicator an honorary bear
siyanor: How does one do that?
Angreed66: There should be a mythic bear that can pay one and a green to create a copy of itself.
JokerBoney: yes @siyanor
Leafwind104: Yes a 360 cube is possible. An all-bear cube? Live your dreams!
JokerBoney: you can start from the beginning
NexusVoxx: @siyanor yes, but it only goes as far forward as the broadcast was when you loaded it
siyanor: I want to do that but I don't know how
JokerBoney: 360 bear cube...
Angreed66: then mono bear will be viable
Fruan: Lightning Bolt is a bear
NexusVoxx: @siyanor twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/videos/all
Earthenone: !card pack rat
LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of Pack Rat.
djalternative: It's the most recent video on the videos page
absorbedtulip9: How long are the breaks normally?
DeliciousBiscuitWizard: sorry which portal set was drafted?
Leafwind104: It'd be interesting certainly
JokerBoney: sorry 360 2/2 for 2 cube
NexusVoxx: @DeliciousBiscuitWizard P3K
JokerBoney: 3 kingdoms
DeliciousBiscuitWizard: nice
Leafwind104: I think Green would have the edge though
Earthenone: @DeliciousBiscuitWizard Portal 3 kingdoms
NexusVoxx: no Dilu Horse, no money
Leafwind104: I think the only black vanilla 2/2 for 2 was printed very recently?
SirSlipps: anybody know what song this is?
KartoffelKaiser: no dilu horse is the biggest disappointment.
sethmerickson17: yeah cabal evangek
sethmerickson17: evangel
KartoffelKaiser: The first black bear was in Innistrad, Walking Corpse
JokerBoney: hence why it would be an experiment
KartoffelKaiser: like, original innistrad
Leafwind104: Ah gotcha
Angreed66: @Leafwind104 That's probably not correct check gatherer
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serraasccended: Which one is the cabal evengel
NexusVoxx: @Leafwind104 the first red vanilla bear was in the last couple years tho
Leafwind104: Then was it first black bear with upside in Hour of Devastation? the 2/2 with afflict?
emrafool: Chat, what’s your basic lands of choice? My favorite mtg question to ask
Leafwind104: Oh yeah @NexusVoxx I think that's what I was thinking of
emrafool: Mine are beta followed by urza saga
NexusVoxx: @emrafool depends on the deck. i have a different basic spread for each
Angreed66: Forest easy. The only fai land.
Angreed66: fair*
emrafool: I meant art*****
r10pez10: the core set 2019 tetris island is nice
JokerBoney: I am a fan of the Battlebonds lands
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Fruan: Alara Chippy lands.
Pickle450519: @emrafool kaladesh islands
JokerBoney: although these Guild Lands are damn sweet
NexusVoxx: Chippy Esper lands lrrHEART
hoktauri: full art Japanese Zendikar plains
sethmerickson17: guild lands are sweet
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enjoysgreatstreams: shadow lands
SirSlipps: still a sucker for the amonkhet block full arts
Asterysk_Mike: the Ice age multi card Panorama lands by far not even close for me
NexusVoxx: My draft kit has 10x each of the AKH full-arts
c4grenade: Full art Battle for Zendikar, though the Amonkhet are a close second
emrafool: @nexusvoxx nice! I have a set of chinese onslaught for the spiceeee
SirZapdos: AKH full-arts are the best
josh_le_crafter: I was in the middle of watching now kiss, then I noticed this! Hi, hi guys!
Earthenone: hi josh!
NexusVoxx: the bolas horns lend a nice consistency to them no matter the combination
emrafool: The hour of dev swamp with the blood is so dope too
sethmerickson17: i do enjoy me a good full art land.
Catastrophil: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:41.
JokerBoney: if you are gonna do Fullart you gotta go jnglued
JokerBoney: unglued*
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Science_and_Magic: @NexusVoxx That is very true
cionneach: terese nielsen tempest lands Or Rebecca Guay commander anthology swamps.
emrafool: Oooooh the foil Guay’s are so pretty to me as well
darkecologist: @r10pez10 you still want a direct challenge? DarkEcologist is my name
hd_dabnado: i cant remember the name of this song. Help from anyone?
JokerBoney: although I am also partial to proxying the full rules text lands that just describes every rule of lands instead of having art or the mana symbol
r10pez10: @darkecologist just finishing a game
Earthenone: am i the only one who just uses a pile of mismatched arts/boarders languages for basics?
bucknasty691989: Are they coming back?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: bucknasty691989 yes, they're building their decks
sethmerickson17: could we discuss our favorite magic card artwork mine is Ormendahl
emrafool: @earthenone only a monster
r10pez10: nah, i also don't care too deeply about my basic arts
GreenMittenz: I either use Ice Age snow lands or I got a couple APAC lands if I am only running 1-3 basics
JokerBoney: Most of the time I use an assortment of lands @earthenone but which was favorite was asked
mkay20: how did the draft go?
NexusVoxx: @sethmerickson17 i have lots but the first that popped to mind today is Seb McKinnon's Cuombajj Witches mtgo promo
Pickle450519: @sethmerickson17 Tezzeret’s simulcrum
SacrificialToast: all players ended up with a number of cards
Gregarious_Potato: Mirage basic lands always
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JokerBoney: an Unstable Pack was opened
iisazel: Oh lord that should be fascinating
emrafool: @gregarious_potato the red mountain is stunning. Early Avon
NexusVoxx: Avon super-saturated basics for my Riku edh
RoastedGravy: The Kev Walker Plains from the Commander sets are pretty awesome.
r10pez10: didn't early guay do a grey ogre or something
mkay20: @SacrificialToast fascinating and lol an unstable pack does have the potential for a lot of mayhem
Teslamat: A p3k was opened
JokerBoney: although what I really wanna see is a Plains with the border of Mycologist
Gregarious_Potato: @emrafool ohh yeah that's my favorite! Use it for my modern goblins deck
mkay20: @Teslamat ooh anything worth noting?
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r10pez10: two really nice basics
BearPsychologist: Zodiac Dog
Teslamat: Not really
r10pez10: oh and yeah a good doggo
NexusVoxx: okay so Un-4 can we get all-border basics
rudefns: Artifact music in mtg stream? Kappa
mkay20: nice
r10pez10: i hope un-4 has artless basics
mkay20: @NexusVoxx
flatluigi: have they already drafted
r10pez10: or panoramic ones where the art is sideways
mkay20: all-bordered?
NexusVoxx: @r10pez10 just a white card with ISLAND in bold font
mynameisfourteen: sideways basics would be vile
mkay20: oh LOL
NexusVoxx: @mkay20 like the last sets had increasingly little border, i want it to go the other way around and be so so much border
MuffinsOnAHill: Sideways basics would look great after you tap them for mana.
Earthenone: sideways basics sound cool, they spend so much of their time sideways, might as welll look good doing it
hoktauri: Make them those holograms that change when you change the angle
KartoffelKaiser: a g g r o
Kykiwi: Figth fight fight kiss kiss kiss
mkay20: YES sideways basics, or some kind of design that you have to turn straight vertical in order to tap
Leafwind104: I would just tap sideways lands when I didn't need to to make them look good
e_bloc: TOS
BearPsychologist: Did I just completely miss deckbuilding?
NexusVoxx: excuse me
MuffinsOnAHill: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
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control_rig: Uh
NexusVoxx: @BearPsychologist there was none
KartoffelKaiser: put a razor blade in the middle of the playmat Kappa
Earthenone: deckbuildign was not televised
Science_and_Magic: They skipped deckbuilding tongiht
shea_wolfe: Alex repping the J-coffee!
emrafool: Ham Sandwich!
TehAmelie: the one with the most eyes left after goes first, right
rennz17: Fight, fight, fight
mastershake29x: @BearPsychologist they did it during commercial to speed things up
SirZapdos: is Cam on Boros?
Kykiwi: i tihnk cam is on golgari
yourangclan: Turn 5 is fine right?
BearPsychologist: @SirZapdos No he's on the left
Earthenone: is that not how you learn magic?
r10pez10: uwu mun
Angreed66: While I think Ben will win I still want Cam to win for the sake of fairness.
thenb44: I was just rewatching that game earlier!
control_rig: Ow
Dryhad: Powerful Magic!
Dryhad: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
edgardojh: no sleeves...
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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phenexian: AHAHAHAHAHAH
phenexian: Cam "the master" Lauder
yourangclan: Ben with the hard aggro
NexusVoxx: !card elvish hunter
LRRbot: Elvish Hunter [1G] | Creature — Elf Archer [1/1] | {1}{G}, {T}: Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
EscherichiaCole: cameron's deck name with that classic meme
KartoffelKaiser: Ben with those sick chaos draft ally synergies
Earthenone: so green black elves vs rakdos allies so far
postmodernpajamawrestler: wow what a way to give up info cam /s
SirZapdos: so ben has Mardu Charm
Sampini: <message deleted>Why are his nails painted?
NexusVoxx: why not
hoktauri: Because he wanted to?
Crazy_Miner51: Sorry, I just got here. Is there an unstable card in Cam's hand?
NexusVoxx: yes
Sampini: <message deleted>Looks like chubby old lady hands
CyanMig: because he thinks it looks dope? (as do i)
LRRbot: Rotted Hulk [3B] | Creature — Elemental [2/5]
KartoffelKaiser: wow rude @Sampini
hoktauri: There was an Unstable pack in the mix
blackwlf: Thanks mods.
LRRbot: Grim Affliction [2B] | Instant | Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, then proliferate.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Sampini that is not appropriate here
JudgeKyle: lrrHEART MODS
RoastedGravy: <3
electroswagnetism: The hulkster is pretty much a shambling mess of rot these days
Kykiwi: 0/3 for 4 mana sick
BasilBrushOff: I think TQ did it at DB, and Ben clearly decided it looks good <3
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KartoffelKaiser: The Grimmest Affliction
yourangclan: Powerful Magic
crashdownreg: gabyLewd
NexusVoxx: NKG Affliction
LRRbot: Kozilek's Predator [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | When Kozilek's Predator enters the battlefield, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
CobaltShurikenReborn: nkoGasm
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shpelley: Hello good sirs
TheTunnelingCat: alex is resident token god
crashdownreg: anything spicy get opened?
yourangclan: So Cam is definitely ramping into... I'm gonna say It That Betrays lrrBEEJ
TemporallyAwry: A pithing needle I beleive?
JudgeKyle: Real talk, painting your nails can be really helpful for you have issues with biting them or picking at them
BearPsychologist: @crashdownreg Zodiac Dog
KartoffelKaiser: r a i d
NexusVoxx: message: sent
LRRbot: Sima Yi, Wei Field Marshal [5B] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [*/4] | Sima Yi, Wei Field Marshal's power is equal to the number of Swamps you control.
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Earthenone: 6/4 right?
CyanMig: powerful magics
hd_dabnado: in play!
mattman257700: All the swamps
Kykiwi: Powerfull magic
acuilador: In play Ben
thegatherers: Sima Yeeet?
yourangclan: 6 mana 2/4 POWERFUL MAGIC
control_rig: In play?
NexusVoxx: his own swamps, not cams
RoseGokuu: worse night mare LUL
SirZapdos: wait, cameron has swamps
El_Funko: Swamps you control, not in play
r10pez10: it's just like that one lili that cares about swamps
BearPsychologist: Its like worse Yargle
dacardczar: Doesn't it count cam's swamps?
loki_lxix: that he has in play
KartoffelKaiser: *you* have in play
Sampini: Damn, the production quality of this show is so good
SketchyDetails: swamps YOU HAVE in play
shpelley: it's *YOU* have in play, guys
LRRbot: Voyaging Satyr [1G] | Creature — Satyr Druid [1/2] | {T}: Untap target land.
Razortalons: 6/4
acuilador: You y\have, ignore chat
RomanGoro: Ben said it wrong, chat
SacrificialToast: Swamps "YOU" have
EOstby: Swamps you control, chat.
Spacecarl: you have in play specifically
JimmyArgon: That's just worse than Tempest Djinn.
KartoffelKaiser: chat. chat pls
pazzer99: lol
dacardczar: ah
rarermonsters: It's written weirdly because portal
Razortalons: oof
darkecologist: welp
Kykiwi: chat dont be silly
r10pez10: hey look it's urborg tomb of yawgmoth
shpelley: Portal Three Kingdoms...a set with much flavour but "slightly lacking" in power
Sampini: Looks like the pro tour video feeds
LRRbot: Mardu Warshrieker [3R] | Creature — Orc Shaman [3/3] | Raid — When Mardu Warshrieker enters the battlefield, if you attacked with a creature this turn, add {R}{W}{B}.
KartoffelKaiser: r a i d activatd
Gentleman_skieZ: This legends has a whole 7 decks on edhrec! ;D
absorbedtulip9: why no sleeves Ben?
LRRbot: Olivia's Bloodsworn [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/1] | Flying / Olivia's Bloodsworn can't block. / {R}: Target Vampire gains haste until end of turn.
yourangclan: lrrHORN
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shpelley: (I've read Romance of the Three Kingdoms and love that set)
yourangclan: The sickest game
BeeMoh: Use the red to give it haste so you dont mana burn
thegatherers: mana burn trigger on the stack
Razortalons: dat ascend value?
NexusVoxx: ABC: Alwas Be CABS-ing
emrafool: Why no haste on the flyer ben?
r10pez10: i've been playing arena so much it's weird seeing a battlefield sideways
LRRbot: Cudgel Troll [2GG] | Creature — Troll [4/3] | {G}: Regenerate Cudgel Troll.
Fruan: I just noticed Cam's deck name.
starlitdiscord: oh nooo
KartoffelKaiser: Editor's Note: Cameron does not have green up
shpelley: Oh regenerate, MTG has totally swept you under the rug
SacrificialToast: now trades with cudgel troll, #value
SirZapdos: incinerate dealt with cudgel troll in M12
NexusVoxx: even later
yourangclan: Editor's note: Keikaku means green
Genesizwave: Alex is in green. Jund confirmed
NexusVoxx: even beefier
NexusVoxx: belloc
LRRbot: Kozilek's Predator [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | When Kozilek's Predator enters the battlefield, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
electroswagnetism: even later, even beefier
yourangclan: I don't think that word has two syllables tbh
Kykiwi: OH
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LRRbot: Really Epic Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
litiluspumplus: !rank wait
NexusVoxx: Riding the Dilu Horse, almost
Ducktation: bear punch?
NexusVoxx: gott there, almost
Ducktation: nice
SacrificialToast: i wonder what the Unstable rare was
KartoffelKaiser: It was the graveyard enchantment
LRRbot: Barbed Battlegear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/-1. / Equip {2}
thenb44: i think it was monkey?
KartoffelKaiser: The one what puts your graveyard on the battlefield
NexusVoxx: 8-2 with regen?
SacrificialToast: ooh
r10pez10: that's a weird skullclamp
NexusVoxx: aka the Abyss?
electroswagnetism: @SacrificialToast It was Over My Dead Bodies
TehAmelie: would it be funnier if everyone got like one host or one augment or if someone got all of them?
Earthenone: that card is now more cudgel than troll
shpelley: an 8/2 with regenerate is what we call "The Abyss in creature form"
LRRbot: Assassinate [2B] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature.
CobaltShurikenReborn: cudgel is now a poor mans yargle
LRRbot: Moriok Reaver [2B] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2]
Just_Another_Muffin: Could have saced a scion to keep a green up. lrrAWW
yourangclan: uhhhhh
NexusVoxx: Nim are like robo zombies or somesuch
KartoffelKaiser: "Call me a mana dork ONE MORE time."
DiscordianTokkan: Battyl Satyr
electroswagnetism: flick flick flick flick flick
RomanGoro: For having a single forest in a base green deck Cam's doing pretty well
shpelley: Geth is what we like to call "a rude dude"
LRRbot: Grim Affliction [2B] | Instant | Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature, then proliferate.
yourangclan: You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
JimmyArgon: Good ol' chaos draft proliferate synergy.
KartoffelKaiser: yeah so exhibit a for why they don't do proliferate anymore: hitting every single counter on the board is too good
myriadtruths01: yeah well cam's deck is absurd
LRRbot: Dominator Drone [2B] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/2] | Devoid / Ingest / When Dominator Drone enters the battlefield, if you control another colorless creature, each opponent loses 2 life.
SamanthaVess: rooWow
Earthenone: dominated
TheTunnelingCat: if it cost 2 mana it would be fine, but at 3 its not worht
AtlasJackson: I'd watch "My Little Metroids"
yourangclan: Cam with the synergy
thegatherers: odd flex but okay
MalBeam: swing for five?
postmodernpajamawrestler: they're so hurt
shpelley: Little Metroids On The Prarie
LRRbot: Meteorite [5] | Artifact | When Meteorite enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
r10pez10: tfw tapping scions for convoke
shpelley: Blood from a Stone
Antiagone: Wait, do both Ben and Cameron usually have painted nails?
KartoffelKaiser: yeah hold on who says you cant get blood from a stone
togashinaruta: I love the flavor text on that printing
shpelley: As long as the stone is big enough you can totally get blood from a stone
Gatorgoat68: Can't he afford to play Pelakka wurm
LRRbot: Rescue from the Underworld [4B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Choose target creature card in your graveyard. Return that card and the sacrificed card to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of your next upkeep. Exile Rescue from the Underworld.
r10pez10: they got em freshened at DB
Science_and_Magic: Could you tap a spwan/scion for Convoke AND sac it to cast the same spell?
MalBeam: the hulk is a 0/2, cam
Anycolorbutblack: What is Cam's 5/1 for if not attacking?
yourangclan: @antiagone not usually, but it's happened before
zarbit: Not sure @Anycolorbutblack
Asterysk_Mike: tap hunter first to lock down the tapped creature wasted value!
EOstby: Also, Exile the Rescue, please.
e_bloc: exile it you cheater Kappa
RomanGoro: Finally
EOstby: Thanks, Alex.
r10pez10: cheers A-train
electroswagnetism: Late Beef.
LRRbot: Pelakka Wurm [4GGG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When Pelakka Wurm enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. / When Pelakka Wurm dies, draw a card.
KartoffelKaiser: oh lawd he commin
Kykiwi: Wurm Frand!
DiscordianTokkan: Big P!
Just_Another_Muffin: Biggu Boi
AtlasJackson: Cam has a meteorite as well.
NexusVoxx: late beef
RoseGokuu: that's a rare now PogChamp
DiscordianTokkan: The Big Chomk
Kykiwi: the uncommon wurm!
postmodernpajamawrestler: BEEF
yourangclan: LATE
thebluetortuise: thats a big boi
blackwlf: Ben's reaction was perfect.
GoblinRanger: scoop wurm
MaxTurkeyFlaps: OH LAWD
shpelley: I'm afraid he's come down with a bad case of Wurms.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: HE COMIN
armitagx: thats one big beef
Fodderbot: chonk
NexusVoxx: wurmbeef
Just_Another_Muffin: Large Friend
Bladinus: Oh Lawd, He comin'
Angreed66: Green value for the win!!
yourangclan: @postmodernpajamawrestler wow we accidentally nailed that on my end
Decaped: screw beats flood.
KartoffelKaiser: Pelakka is 100% in "oh lawd he comin" territory
SamanthaVess: Imagine saccing Pelakka Wurm to Rescue from the Underworld rooGasm
loki_lxix: No shame in scooping to the Wurm
BasilBrushOff: Chonkiest Of bois
frozenphoenix7: Oh lord he comin
KartoffelKaiser: Imagine getting Pelakka Wurm back with Rescue from the Underworld Kreygasm
CobaltShurikenReborn: Pelakka is the guy you see coming and you press the close elevator door button
GreenMittenz: low end as in 6 mana 2/4s
shpelley: Boom-shalaka-pelakka
postmodernpajamawrestler: it stopped at a pasture
bertokfrancis: "nobody likes a pelakka wurm in a blue/black control deck"
r10pez10: if a pelakka wurm could hold a briefcase, would it hold it like this, or like this
NexusVoxx: like this, i think
thegatherers: getting Gary means something else on theros
loki_lxix: like that
Just_Another_Muffin: Garry doesn't wait for his money. He comes to collect.
postmodernpajamawrestler: no no, this way
whatevamayne: nice tan line alex
yourangclan: and Elvish Hunter sang for his love, Cudgel Troll
shea_wolfe: Alex getting 8'd by gary was on the official magic stream just today
yourangclan: Orpheus Hunter and Eurydice Troll
Earthenone: well at least elvish hunter was not tempted to look back
blackwlf: Gary coming to repossess your ORGANS
shea_wolfe: Oh, right, Bob
Antiagone: So, did anyone from LRR purchase the "Yurt" Cards Against Humanity was auctioning today? Might make a great prop!
NexusVoxx: Domestalker
SirZapdos: don't take 8?
RoastedGravy: Goodbye Bob.
postmodernpajamawrestler: pellaka wurm is a cat confirmed
WithoutAnAce: was that a repo/reaper pun
yourangclan: Aww, I just did
SamanthaVess: SirZapdos I just did...
shpelley: Bob is not particularly loyal. Bob sometimes likes to play for the other team
RoastedGravy: Man, that episode is like 3 years old.
cgbehm28: What is your opinion on PinchyMcStingButt?
electroswagnetism: hey speaking of friday nights, do you guys still make that show Kappa
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SamanthaVess: RoastedGravy Feels like it just happened yesterday rooThink
r10pez10: [pokes the reader]
samuraitiger19: Who 2on the first game?
myriadtruths01: now you can give your vampires haste
LRRbot: Goblin War Paint [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has haste.
yourangclan: Orthanc gobbos?
RoastedGravy: Maybe the war paint is the blood of the enemy of all goblinkind.
kumatsu: Reminder that the skullplate means that that goblin is female
NexusVoxx: Ramblor
yourangclan: Gobuk Hai
RoastedGravy: I’m talking, of course, about Beebles.
BenByTheWay: !card Elvish Hunter
LRRbot: Elvish Hunter [1G] | Creature — Elf Archer [1/1] | {1}{G}, {T}: Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
GoblinRanger: nice alex
samuraitiger19: Who won the first game?
shpelley: how BRAZEN.
RoastedGravy: Cam won with late beef.
armitagx: Cam did
NexusVoxx: Cam, with Pelakka Wurm
thegatherers: card reader is on strike
armitagx: late beef showed up
Sodomejor: Just a curious observation: May I ask why their nails are painted?
LRRbot: Grazing Whiptail [2GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/4] | Reach
JDMan94: why not?
KartoffelKaiser: RIP card reader 2016 - 2018 it died for our card sins
thenb44: I think desert bus
mastershake29x: @Sodomejor they wanted to?
RoastedGravy: Because Ben is a fabulous, beautiful boi.
NexusVoxx: tasty tasty dessert bus
yourangclan: "Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!" - Mog
blackwlf: As is Cam.
samuraitiger19: !card Pelakka Wurm
LRRbot: Pelakka Wurm [4GGG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When Pelakka Wurm enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. / When Pelakka Wurm dies, draw a card.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Sodomejor Ben is a fan of fancy nailes.
LRRbot: Storm Fleet Arsonist [4R] | Creature — Orc Pirate [4/4] | Raid — When Storm Fleet Arsonist enters the battlefield, if you attacked with a creature this turn, target opponent sacrifices a permanent.
yourangclan: Wait I think I meant Mons
Genderi: What was the red creature?
ruscobrog: oh man i didn't even notice cam has some paint too! nice
togashinaruta: Wasn't just DB, they both often paint their nails. DB was just a chance to have TQ do it
Sodomejor: @mastershake29x Fair enough. I was just wondering. :) Be happy with yourself is what I say :)
shpelley: Storm Fleet Arsonist: "I'm a guy who lights fires and I live on a wooden boat!"
LRRbot: Kozilek's Predator [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | When Kozilek's Predator enters the battlefield, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
LRRbot: Moriok Reaver [2B] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2]
LRRbot: Shamble Back [B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. You gain 2 life.
yourangclan: is it technically arson on a ship? is there not a different word?
Genderi: It's a "3/5"
postmodernpajamawrestler: @shpelley such is life for the starving artist
zrholt: Just tuning in. What's chaos draft?
NexusVoxx: all that for 1 black
r10pez10: create your tokens, ben
whatevamayne: wow only 1 mana for all that
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BearlyGamin: thats broken lol
NexusVoxx: @zrholt draft, but with all different packs
yourangclan: @zrholt it's a draft with mixed sets
shpelley: I shall name that zombie Steve
GoblinRanger: I like how it makes a humanoid zombie out of a dino corpse
gascitygaming: can we rename "let's nope" to "Spoops for Boops"?
myriadtruths01: it's a 1 mana 2/2, but you usually can't cast it before turn 3 or 4, which is unfortunate
yourangclan: The trick with Shamble Back is that you need a target
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @zrholt They have one pack each of various sets, first draft three packs each, then run a normal draft with those packs
emrafool: Stupid sexy zombie
phenexian: so the giant dinosaur came back to life as a zombie viking?!
yourangclan: it CAN be Megarad, but it's often not
LRRbot: Flesh to Dust [3BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
embyrr922: Ooh, I love Ben's nail polish color
tarot___: sweet fingernails bro
r10pez10: lol the Liliana flavourtext
phenexian: Did Ben sculpt that zombie out of its flesh?
Genderi: Good nails
RoastedGravy: @GoblinRanger Ben's just that good. He can turn zombies into other zombies with a snap of his fingers.
zrholt: @nexusvoxx @yourangclan does everyone have one of the same packs from a set, or is it just like 18 random packs spread out?
Fruan: Literal poop
SerranoShepard: Oh wow, yeah, Ben's nails are on point. Well done, dude.
KartoffelKaiser: "cast this pile of shit"
NexusVoxx: 18 different, not necessarily random
yourangclan: @zrholt spread out completely!
postmodernpajamawrestler: Jimmy mack, Jimmy! Oh Jimmy mack, when will you shamble back
LRRbot: Night Soil [GG] | Enchantment | {1}, Exile two creature cards from a single graveyard: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @zrholt 18 randompacks
grennysohail: Good Morning, Afternoon, Evening, and Night to chat
RomanGoro: zrholt they draft the packs before drafting the cards
raithencore235: Ben might be one of my favourite LRR people, but I also really like Graham, and everyone else. But Ben is up there!
grennysohail: how is everyone doing?
yourangclan: In this case it's pretty purely random, but you can do themes and such
zrholt: Oh got it. Thanks!,
shpelley: Chaos Draft between friends is the most *intense* format. Someone call a judge
yourangclan: although at that point it's less "chaos"
myriadtruths01: you can't do that part
Decaped: elvish hunter was useful.
NexusVoxx: saprolines
SamanthaVess: Single Graveyard,
myriadtruths01: it has to be from one graveyard
Genderi: Two creatuers from One graveyard
loki_lxix: Night Soil strong
MurficWPN: has to be the same graveyard
grennysohail: !card night soil
LRRbot: Night Soil [GG] | Enchantment | {1}, Exile two creature cards from a single graveyard: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
ruscobrog: Ben is a good LRRs'm'n
r10pez10: he just did the ability twice
r10pez10: once from ben's, ones from cam's
Fruan: Is Night Soil like one of the strongest cards in Fallen Empires? It has to be top 5, right?
NexusVoxx: @r10pez10 second one mixed gy's
r10pez10: oh whups
yourangclan: Shamble Back STILL GETTING VALUE
RoastedGravy: Fallen Empires is just Hymn to Tourach, and then chaff.
NexusVoxx: saproling go get em
yourangclan: Oh dear
LRRbot: Cursed Minotaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Minotaur [3/2] | Menace
Kykiwi: sap went off on a journey but didnt come back DL
Kykiwi: D :*
yourangclan: Thoroughly tragic
BenByTheWay: he removed two from Ben's and two from his own. why would that not work?
Asterysk_Mike: why take 2?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Jorge4hg: poor sap
r10pez10: he only blocked the one thing, so took the 2
LRRbot: Ordeal of Nylea [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice Ordeal of Nylea. / When you sacrifice Ordeal of Nylea, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
grennysohail: what does predator do?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Unkeep, uptap, drew.
LRRbot: New quote #5543: "Unkeep, uptap, drew." —Cameron [2018-11-23]
shpelley: what an odeal
shpelley: *ordeal
grennysohail: 22-4=18
myriadtruths01: ah, a good draw
Genderi: It got haste?
Type_One___: cheer100
mrverbal: summoning sick?
MalBeam: return from the underworld is exiled
Genesizwave: uhm.... no haste?
Earthenone: creature JUST got back from the underworld and now your giving them an ordeal?
Ard_Rhys: doesn't the predator have summoning sickness
PulseSRK: what is summoning sickness XD
myriadtruths01: oh, that's true. predator couldn't attack
Just_Another_Muffin: How did the Predator attack?
raithencore235: I'm planning to add Ordeal of Nylea to a landfalls commander deck
Gentleman_skieZ: ohh ultra pro is gonna release a bitterblossom and dark depths playmat with the UMA art Kreygasm
whatevamayne: illegal attack
tarot___: why these guys have nail polish
Dryhad: Menachay
LRRbot: Bathe in Dragonfire [2R] | Sorcery | Bathe in Dragonfire deals 4 damage to target creature.
samuraitiger19: game 3?
Kykiwi: jugde?
RakdosLOR: @tarot___ why not
Genderi: @tarot___ why not?
eruanno123: @tarot___ why not?
NexusVoxx: Wynaut?
tarot___: what do you mean why not.... its unusual
Omthebox: WAAAAAAABAFET
thegatherers: when your creature hits your opponent because he only has one blocker, thats menace
F1SHOR: wobbuffet?
RakdosLOR: @tarot___ unusual doesn't mean it's wrong
phenexian: no really?
RoastedGravy: BECAUSE THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL.
DiscordianTokkan: @tarot___ Not really
r10pez10: is the REL:axed command still a thing
Reecer6: whatfor?
Earthenone: woah, this is a magic stream, whats with all the pokemon chat
phenexian: *not really
grennysohail: @tarot___ no, just cause its unusual to you does not mean its not wrong for someone to do it.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @tarot___ Because during the Desert Bus stream TQ did everyone's nails? Because Ben is a fan of fancy fingers?
ruscobrog: it's more common than you think -==*
tarot___: i didnt say its wrong... im askingnwhy
raithencore235: @tarot___ during DesertBus TQ was painting everyones nails, and some people like having painted nails...
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: good question r10pez10
grennysohail: why not?
Reecer6: men painting their nails isn't as unusual as a henway
Omthebox: tarot___ actual answer is they wanted to. So they did.
frozenphoenix7: Because they want their finger nails to be painted.
mkay20: maybe it is so you can tell which is which from the top down camera
tarot___: again i never said it was wrong lol. i like the defensiveness
grennysohail: @tarot___ what if ben just likes to paint his nails?
wolf2012pack: Alex has a 1000 yard stare going on and I am frightened.
SrMuskrat: @tarot___ because they like having they're fingers painted
candydude1: why is portal3k so expensive?
NexusVoxx: @candydude1 cause there's not a lot of it made
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: chat, we're good on the nailpainting topic. :)
Mivair: because it's old af and also a meme
ruscobrog: BEN WE LOVE IT
shpelley: I think "why not" is a valid response to "why paint your nails" as there really isnt anything *stopping* someone from doing so if they'd like
tarot___: ok. i have heard abour magiciansnpainting one nail as a distracfioj
mastershake29x: @candydude1 very limited print run
CobaltShurikenReborn: Alex stares deeply into chat’s eyes. He silently tells us with a look. He wants us.
Krokaar: nothing wrong with painting your nails
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !rel:axed
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F1SHOR: wait the internet has a mind? is this skynet!!!
AtlasJackson: It was only released in APAC, basically.
control_rig: Ben I think your nails are awesome!
candydude1: oh ok thanks guys
mrverbal: japan and australia only I think
BenByTheWay: +3/+3 and unblockable is a fine combat trick
NarishmaReborn: I figured you all chose the two on camera drafters based on best nails
SamanthaVess: Three Visits LUL
ArcticAtlantic: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginDab2
Hodgegoulashi: ravages of war
Reecer6: this response is also a good reason to paint your nails
mrverbal: so really low english print run
NexusVoxx: Three Visits, namely
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: r10pez10 yes! that command does still exist!
tarot___: its clearly a thing that is unusual........ i dont see why asking is so taboo
mrverbal: sorry asia and aus only
r10pez10: sweet ocean thanks
postmodernpajamawrestler: bearded guy painting his nails? on MY internet?
leebenningfield: I refuse to believe that people who watch Twitch streams don't know about Travis McElroy, who also does such
RoastedGravy: It's about implication.
Markster981: first time i saw ben with painted nails i knew he was my boy
thundershot879: the time warp card
Leafwind104: Because enforcing gender roles sucks
LRRbot: Leeching Sliver [1B] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | Whenever a Sliver you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life.
r10pez10: i'm in australia, one of the LGSs in town has a box of Portal singles
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: tarot___ we're used to people coming in and people being very rude about it. Thanks for being more relaxed.
yourangclan: people just baselessly projecting asking about to meaning the person asking thinks it's bad is super fucking frustrating
mrverbal: we got pre-releases so we had no idea for ages it had low print run
Reecer6: because it *shouldn't* be unusual, is mainly the thing
shpelley: It takes a Sliver of health each attack.
thundershot879: capture of something
togashinaruta: Since it was pushed at clueless retail stores, I think a bunch of it got tossed for not selling
NexusVoxx: ramp hoooo
phenexian: @leebenningfield I don't see why you'd assume that. I only watch LRR streams and Adam
Krokaar: the diamonds and cameos are some of my fav rocks
r10pez10: the diamonds are a nice cycle
SamanthaVess: It's basically a Mox, right?
El_Funko: @tarot___ If the magician's nail polish thing was referring to Penn Jillette, it's actually an homage to his mother - not misdirection
ruscobrog: i need to pick a color to wear for pax next week.
LRRbot: Fiery Hellhound [1RR] | Creature — Elemental Hound [2/2] | {R}: Fiery Hellhound gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
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BenByTheWay: @leebenningfield I have only listened to his podcast. his nails never came up
phenexian: @leebenningfield I know nothing about any other steamers at all
NanashiSword: That's a fiery doggo
aClonedPickle: subscribe FunkoFacts
mkay20: @tarot___ idk, discussing this sort of thing can be difficult over the internet
LRRbot: Kozilek's Predator [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | When Kozilek's Predator enters the battlefield, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
yourangclan: @leebenningfield i fell into that category for two sold years but go off I guess
r10pez10: Fiery Hellhound = Zodiac Dog + Fire
shea_wolfe: Wait, didn't Cam pick the conspiracy that lets him start with a 1/1?
whatevamayne: !charcoal diamond
grennysohail: !card charcoal diamond
LRRbot: Charcoal Diamond [2] | Artifact | Charcoal Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
leebenningfield: expand your horizons
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yourangclan: @phenexian not even a streamer, at least not primarily, which makes it even weirder
grennysohail: @whatevamayne its a mana rock that taps for black but ETBs tapped
LRRbot: Bathe in Dragonfire [2R] | Sorcery | Bathe in Dragonfire deals 4 damage to target creature.
SamanthaVess: Draw the Wurm, Cam. Live the dream.
Kumakaori: oooh what cans bearbee?
postmodernpajamawrestler: how dare you not like movies other people like
LRRbot: Grazing Whiptail [2GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/4] | Reach
SirZapdos: potato salad? John Cena?
F1SHOR: whip it now whip it good
mkay20: OH!!! did you see what he drew!
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LRRbot: Tymaret, the Murder King [BR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Tymaret, the Murder King deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return Tymaret from your graveyard to your hand.
DoodlestheGreat: Miracle Whip it? ForeverAlone
DGZenos: IM FREE. black friday in a chocolate store is DONE
shpelley: Something called Murder King feels like it should be decent
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LRRbot: Leeching Sliver [1B] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | Whenever a Sliver you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life.
RoastedGravy: More like Murder Bear.
yourangclan: This is Halloween, everybody make a scream
F1SHOR: he was a murder boi he said ima sac a boi
AlonsoSwift: Surely someone's made a Tymaret, the Burger King alter, right?
frozenphoenix7: He' at 9
yourangclan: Tymaret, the Murder King
shpelley: Magic still has nothing on Warhammer Champions for ridiculously over the top card names though
grennysohail: MATH
SirZapdos: @F1SHOR he wasn't good enough for her
NexusVoxx: 7 is right
frozenphoenix7: Mybad, 7. Forgot Tyramet
LRRbot: Pelakka Wurm [4GGG] | Creature — Wurm [7/7] | Trample / When Pelakka Wurm enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. / When Pelakka Wurm dies, draw a card.
NexusVoxx: Tchanka wurm
Mowdownjoe: LAKKALAKKA
yourangclan: @shpelley There's a WH TCG? rad
NanashiSword: oooo ouch
r10pez10: i'm tempted to do a tymaret deck
KartoffelKaiser: None life total with left scoop
Reecer6: that card is wicked good
eshplode: At uncommon PogChamp
Leafwind104: OU AH AH AH AH
shpelley: Bloodthirster of Unfettered Fury
LRRbot: Kalastria Healer [1B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric Ally [1/2] | Rally — Whenever Kalastria Healer or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
TehAmelie: Pelaka-laka wurm
F1SHOR: @SirZapdos slytqLOL
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @AlonsoSwift Yep, do a quick Google!
shpelley: is the name of a card
mkay20: but wait, there's more!
LRRbot: Rotted Hulk [3B] | Creature — Elemental [2/5]
grennysohail: does lakka lakka have trample?
shpelley: Man that 2/5 really doesnt seem very large anymore
frozenphoenix7: It does.
Genderi: p-p-p-powerful Magic
DiscordianTokkan: @Leafwind104 or OH PEL A KA KA KA
r10pez10: lakka does
mkay20: play the silver border cam!
mkay20: yes!!!!
r10pez10: more like the MURDERED king
Bladinus: That man had a family!
whatevamayne: confirmed punch was really epic
RoseGokuu: wurm punch BabyRage
LoadingReadyRun: You have be real good at murder before they call you the Murder King
phenexian: TROGDOR
TheBearBee: so how does a pelaka wurm heal you? Does it like vomit some kind of healing goo from its maw
RoastedGravy: NOT TIM.
Earthenone: how did you die? "got punched by a worm"
yourangclan: Tymaret punched REALLY epic
shpelley: I like to imagine the guy actually punched the Wurm and died from it
yourangclan: benginPun
sgowell: Straight punched
yourangclan: I mean not really in hindsight
RoastedGravy: Pelakka Wurm the new Murder King now.
El_Funko: I'm still trying to get there TBH, I'm doing my Murder masters right now
grennysohail: !card epic punch
LRRbot: Really Epic Punch [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
Genderi: I mighta considered fighting the firebreather, can't the murder king come back?
acuilador: Cam, define format?
ruscobrog: Funko the murder doctor
yourangclan: @el_funko the I had the thesis is killer in most programs
r10pez10: format: to erase everything
TheBearBee: Please remember the permanent +2/+2
yourangclan: *heard
BrindleBoar: a murdoc, if you will
DoodlestheGreat: @loadingreadyrun, you have to work your way up the heraldry, starting as a Murder Baron.
NanashiSword: @Genderi It can... but you need to sac a creature to do so
r10pez10: +2/+2 only if it's a host or augment
NexusVoxx: @TheBearBee only if its a host/augment
AtlasJackson: At one point, he was "Tymaret, the Murder Journeyman"
mrverbal: Is there a whole murder court? Like is there someone called Davo the muder viscount?
RoastedGravy: Now he's "Tymaret, the Murdered"
NexusVoxx: dread starch?
RoastedGravy: No longer a kind, cuz he's dead.
TheBearBee: One could argue the Wurm is an augment of Cameron
shpelley: You start as a Murder staffer actually
TehAmelie: is there a Murder Jester?
BearPsychologist: Are we tlaking about Zodiac Dog?
yourangclan: @mrverbal Nah, you have to go to lower crimes
LRRbot: Night Soil [GG] | Enchantment | {1}, Exile two creature cards from a single graveyard: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
LRRbot: Rotted Hulk [3B] | Creature — Elemental [2/5]
gom007: I dunno why I shiver whenever I see un-sleeved cards being played
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @mrverbal "Jeff, the Marquis of Murder"
gascitygaming: tymaret is what happens when the DM doesnt control the group's murder hobo
yourangclan: I knew a Littering Baronet once
myriadtruths01: you should probably respond to night soil being cast...
SirZapdos: night soil exiles as a cost, i think
whatevamayne: what was the land cam played?
Mowdownjoe: Night Soil doesn't target... move fast, Ben.
TehAmelie: at least we know there's a Killer Queen and what her favored weapon is
mrverbal: @yourangclan like Bob, the larceny baron?
TehAmelie: dynamite with a laser beam
NexusVoxx: its a cost now
NexusVoxx: Oracle
Carniverous: night soil exiles as cost
Izandai: Oracle text has it as a cost.
frozenphoenix7: Oracle text has it before the colon.
LackingSanity_: oracle text
DiscordianTokkan: !card night soil
LRRbot: Night Soil [GG] | Enchantment | {1}, Exile two creature cards from a single graveyard: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Earthenone: tasbo tavoc is best at murder
r10pez10: yeah, fair
grandmaspocket: Damn Ben could be hand model
Mowdownjoe: Old cards are WEIRD
yourangclan: @mrverbal James the Insurance Fraud Duke
control_rig: How did they poop?
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesLol
Earthenone: !card tasbo tav
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
thegatherers: colons were invented in 2005
Fruan: Back in fallen empires they only put mana before the colon, for some reason.
shpelley: How dare you not know the exact errata'd wording for an ancient card everyones forgotten about, CAM.
LRRbot: Tymaret, the Murder King [BR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/2] | {1}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Tymaret, the Murder King deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Return Tymaret from your graveyard to your hand.
r10pez10: night soil ... colon ...
control_rig: Or did they just have cloacas?
myriadtruths01: plz torch
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dragoon3zero: is ben Hellbent?
DiscordianTokkan: Colons didn't exist, hence why all this night soil was all over the place wait what
Earthenone: !card Tsabo Tavoc
LRRbot: Tsabo Tavoc [5BR] | Legendary Creature — Horror [7/4] | First strike, protection from legendary creatures / {B}{B}, {T}: Destroy target legendary creature. It can't be regenerated.
Decaped: sac the board, pray for torch!
samuraitiger19: This is so close
mrverbal: @control_rig we should legislate to have semi-colons renamed to cloacas
shpelley: so the Wurm has just become The Abyss right?
silvalunae: @mrverbal I second this motion
LRRbot: Moriok Reaver [2B] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2]
NexusVoxx: aiou
yourangclan: I think we go the other way. the semicolon keeps its name but is typographically represented as a cloaca
Mornish: the wurms a 9/9 from really epic punch isnt it
r10pez10: Sir Soil
mkay20: nope
NexusVoxx: @Mornish only if its a host/augment
yourangclan: @mornish only if it were a host
mrverbal: ohhh my no
thenb44: only host or augment
SrMuskrat: @Mornish only if host or augment which it is not
myriadtruths01: night soil's okay in commander, you can only play one necrogenesis
wolf2012pack: race?
DiscordianTokkan: @Mornish Nah, because it wasn't a hose/augment creature
Mornish: ohhhhhh
SirZapdos: my mouth is dry, my face is numb
KartoffelKaiser: Much like Soylent Green is people, Nightsoil is dookie
TehAmelie: ¤?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Mornish No, the +2/+2 only comes into play if it's a host or augment creature
Genderi: But who is this dookie?
r10pez10: Soylent Green still holds up as a movie
mkay20: lol
shpelley: Night Soil made from people is Poople.
LRRbot: Assassinate [2B] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature.
r10pez10: or at least for a B-movie night
AlonsoSwift: @DiscordianTokkan Ah, Hose. My favorite mechanic in Unstable Kappa
Dr_fragenstien: oh no!
whatevamayne: nice draw ben
frozenphoenix7: Oh right. That card.
Jungie26: isnt rhe statuary dead?
RomanGoro: Snek time
NexusVoxx: rhonas the chonas
Leafwind104: no draw for turn Cam
BrindleBoar: WAT
Kykiwi: HE IS HERE!
Earthenone: Rhonas face no space
r10pez10: hisssss
NanashiSword: Thereee he isssss
samuraitiger19: AND THE WURM IS DOWN!
phenexian: hahahaha HES HERE
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh DANG
RoseGokuu: didn't draw for turn?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: how
mkay20: get rekt
TrophyBuck: UGH
SirZapdos: gg wp. both teams played hard
LRRbot: Rhonas the Indomitable [2G] | Legendary Creature — God [5/5] | Deathtouch, indestructible / Rhonas the Indomitable can't attack or block unless you control another creature with power 4 or greater. / {2}{G}: Another target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
rarermonsters: Get Snekt
Crazy_Miner51: He didnt draw for turn
AtlasJackson: @Jungie26 No, Ben sacced the creature the statuary blocked.
Vanbael: SSSSSSSSSnek god!
Genderi: oh ok
AlonsoSwift: #rhonasface
yourangclan: Yeah, I heard they remade Soylent Green, I think it was called Infinity War? lrrBEEJ
samuraitiger19: ouch
candydude1: didn't draw for turn
DiscordianTokkan: @AlonsoSwift Haha, I can't even blame autocorrect for that one, just inattention :D
rarermonsters: #rhonasface
Pintyhet: Draw for turn?
JohnPraw: Card for turn.
leebenningfield: beefy snake boi
Gregarious_Potato: did he draw forbturn?
SrMuskrat: By god that's Rhonas's music
Crazy_Miner51: Cam didn't draw for turn
Leafwind104: No that was off Wurm yeah?
TrophyBuck: is a big, burly boi
Pintyhet: Draw cam, draw!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Bah Gawd! That's Ronas' Music. Stone cold Rohnas!
mkay20: peeled?
Crazy_Miner51: That was for the polaka wurm
RomanGoro: Cam drew Rhonas
Fealos: He didn't draw for turn, just off wurm
darkecologist: i look forward to the dog show. i will be bringing my god.
candydude1: that was of worm
r10pez10: yeah, peel into grip
Genderi: peeled off the top
Pintyhet: He drew that off the wurm
Izandai: @mkay20 Drew off the top of the deck.
Antiagone: To me Rhonas has always looked like he was about to eat a fish off a spear.
NexusVoxx: Strats-uary
Antiagone: Anyone else?
Pintyhet: He did not draw for@turn
SacrificialToast: it's ok, he probably doesn't need a card anyway
yourangclan: Dead Stratification
r10pez10: speedstone strats
RomanGoro: It's done anyway
mkay20: ah ok thanks @Izandai
LRRbot: Storm Fleet Arsonist [4R] | Creature — Orc Pirate [4/4] | Raid — When Storm Fleet Arsonist enters the battlefield, if you attacked with a creature this turn, target opponent sacrifices a permanent.
Izandai: np
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JohnPraw: Cam is definitely down a card.
TehAmelie: if i had a snek neck i know i'd always be stretching it to eat stuff offa long sticks
r10pez10: !rel:axed
RomanGoro: We can say he missed the Polakka trigger
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !rel:axed
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NexusVoxx: leave it chat
LRRbot: Flesh to Dust [3BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: r10pez10 it might be mod only
Leafwind104: I think Cam just drew Rhonas and everything went green
SirZapdos: it's all ogre
r10pez10: ah, fair
F1SHOR: cam just wins here in alot of ways right lol
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Krokaar: My baby is here! Just kidding, its a turkey baby
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r10pez10: "Flesh to Dust" sounds gross but it has nice mouthfeel
NexusVoxx: strats strats strats strats
AlonsoSwift: Dead Stratuary
Pintyhet: I guess the missed draw doesn’t matter...
VoidByAnyOtherName: atatatatata?
Kykiwi: XD
mkay20: lol
armitagx: cam youre so cute
F1SHOR: good guy ben telling him :)
NanashiSword: Nice done bois, both of you
Szyael: Just turn them sideways cam!
Kaszoski: Big green beefy bois
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: what a deck!
shpelley: Book-shaka-Pelakka
LRRbot: Plated Crusher [4GGG] | Creature — Beast [7/6] | Trample / Hexproof
samuraitiger19: gg no re baby baby baby
r10pez10: chaos draft has so many lines
dragoon3zero: that was a fun game
LRRbot: Kaervek's Torch [XR] | Sorcery | As long as Kaervek's Torch is on the stack, spells that target it cost {2} more to cast. / Kaervek's Torch deals X damage to any target.
RoseGokuu: plated crusher worse carnage tyrant Kreygasm
yourangclan: "I turn them sideways... and win? I don't get it, when do I Grapeshot?"
Krokaar: I run two torches and two rolling thunders in my wall burn pauper deck, its great
BenByTheWay: some days you open bombs
irelladah just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, irelladah! (Today's storm count: 105)
samuraitiger19: Ben was so close
Gregarious_Potato: love chaos drafts so much jank
shpelley: Gaining 7 life is what we call "relevant" when trying to burn a face
Pintyhet: Temeret can get you there.
mkay20: @yourangclan lol nice
RomanGoro: I never quite got why Polakka is uncommon
r10pez10: nice fites guys
yourangclan: Tezzeret the Murder King?
Pintyhet: +7 life mattered.
Diabore: swarm surge is bonkers
Asterysk_Mike: Night soil super relevant
RoseGokuu: @RomanGoro thats why its rare now LUL
phenexian: @RomanGoro it was common in some sets
Omthebox: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
NexusVoxx: LRR Gacha?
CaffeinatedLemur: Mystery Box!
loki_lxix: who can it be now?
Pintyhet: Bravo guys! Well played!
grennysohail: can we get a beej?
SacrificialToast: chaos draft chaos match coming up
A_Dub888: #teammysterybox
Revalista: !box
raithencore235: !box
NexusVoxx: i might play a LRR gacha
Asterysk_Mike: My friends and I have learned that there are some janky bombs in fallen empires
ruscobrog: Who's That Runner?!
r10pez10: kaffleen vs alex is my guess
williamjr3413: who has played so far?
NexusVoxx: @williamjr3413 taht was match 1
Pintyhet: It’s pikachu!
AlonsoSwift: @NexusVoxx Aw, did you get the UR holiday Beej?
Bladinus: What's in the box?!
williamjr3413: oh sweet I didnt miss a lot then
w1nsol: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
r10pez10: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
williamjr3413: I wanted for the people's champion seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
r10pez10: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
williamjr3413: waiting*
NexusVoxx: @AlonsoSwift still working on it, i want all the Beejes
Pintyhet: Bees are all around us. They flow through us and bind us.
Bladinus: lol, of course there is a command for that :P
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: we have commands for all sorts of weird things.
BenByTheWay: @grennysohail keep putting Bits into the machine and eventually you'll get a Beej. They're very rare.
josh_le_crafter: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always containing multitudes.
Earthenone: Kangaroo no Yoni!
grennysohail: @BenByTheWay I put like 2600 bits in the MTGarena and still no beej :(
AlonsoSwift: @NexusVoxx At least you've got the space to work on it. I haven't had a single Beej drop since last Halloween. Got a whole lot of Jameses though
SacrificialToast: !advice
LRRbot: Right in front of you.
CobaltShurikenReborn: @nexusvoxx i got 3 Uncommon adams and a foil Cori if you want to trade for a Rare beej
Vn497: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
Pintyhet: I thought I got a Beej but it was just a “forest” whatever that is...
grennysohail: what's a mythic rare?
josh_le_crafter: !quote
grennysohail: cam?
NexusVoxx: @CobaltShurikenReborn Summer Cori or Cozy Autumn Cori?
lysander1994: hi chat !
josh_le_crafter: oh right... sub only
ThrashingRhino: !badadvice
LRRbot: DO NOT push those buttons.
thenb44: !advice
LRRbot: Stop getting hit by everything.
josh_le_crafter: RIP
grennysohail: !advice
LRRbot: Try standing closer to the sky.
AlonsoSwift: @Pintyhet I'd take another look at that. That might actually be the rare "Man's Romance" Beej
CobaltShurikenReborn: @nexusvoxx Cozy Autumn
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: if you need help remembering what commands are available to who, check out lrrbot's website
Vn497: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3423: "Experience Beej! You must experience Beej!" —Cameron [2016-09-15]
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !help
grennysohail: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #5336: "Before you can experience Beej, you must appreciate Beej." —Graham [2018-09-28]
grennysohail: omg
grennysohail: startrek the board gam e
Pintyhet: @alonsoswift that explains the man with his pants down behind the tree!
Vn497: !findquote piss
grennysohail: !findquote graham
enjoysgreatstreams: undertale home theme
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: (the quote command also has a limit of how many it will pull per minute)
grennysohail: oh
grennysohail: sorry
Vn497: ok
ThrashingRhino: !randomquote
planet_novation: !findquote beej
NexusVoxx: chat sure loves its quotes
grennysohail: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed hi
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: It's two quotes per 60 seconds, so we don't accidentally spam chat with quotes
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: grennysohail hello!
josh_le_crafter: lrr bot likes taking breaks
Kumakaori: built-in anti spam~ <3.
grennysohail: smart
NexusVoxx: gotta limit the LRR Quote gacha
Vn497: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
grennysohail: but what if the chat wanna spam teeth?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Our bot developers are wonderful.
Pintyhet: Teeth!?
josh_le_crafter: !teeth
grennysohail: teeth
NexusVoxx: teeth
CrazymattCaptain: TEETH
thenb44: teeth
r10pez10: teeth
Pintyhet: teeth
BenByTheWay: TEETH TEETH TEETH
budbjinxed: teeth
raithencore235: WARK WARK
wlsack: Paul?
Bladinus: T E E T H
planet_novation: teeth
DJayH: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ThrashingRhino: Hey ocean is there a full list of commands forlrrbot?
r10pez10: congratulations
Pintyhet: tooth
thundershot879: TEETH
ozone1304: Teeth
josh_le_crafter: why hasn't there already been a teeth command?
CobaltShurikenReborn: teeth?
kynelwynn: lrrTeeth
ozone1304: Bandwagon guys
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ThrashingRhino right on the LRRbot website! lrrbot.mrphlip.com
NexusVoxx: hi adam
AlonsoSwift: Oh, right. The TEETH Serge event was last month :P
Curua: Whee
r10pez10: teeth? i'm in
josh_le_crafter: WERE HERE!
ritchards: lrrDARK
ThrashingRhino: Thanks!
Pintyhet: Did someone say teeth?
williamjr3413: Yo adam
NexusVoxx: nope
ruscobrog: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
NanashiSword: cheer123 #TeamOrder in this world Chaos
grennysohail: We're HERE
zarbit: Adam "hello troglodytes" Savidan
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
stevestein: #DentistPorn
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lrrDARK
CobaltShurikenReborn: hi Adam nkoGasm
grennysohail: better question, why is there not a we're here meme?
loki_lxix: Adam looks really good tonight.
DoodlestheGreat: We can fix that for you...
Orchestrion: Paul can arrange a scorpion
Antiagone: Adams sound very relaxed.
Pintyhet: Beautiful burly boi!
ritchards: well, mail time is about to get interesting...
Curua: Bring out the scorpions, you cowards!
Earthenone: coming soon to a mailtime near you!
NexusVoxx: Paul "...do you want a scorpion?" Saunders
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: chat, don't send scorpions.
r10pez10: decknames?
Angreed66: #123 is not on ordered number
darkecologist: i also am low on wildcards in real life
Angreed66: not divisible by 6
grennysohail: what did alex play?
CrazymattCaptain: card reader???
DoodlestheGreat: Do their decks have names?
r10pez10: i think it's that 0 power gobbo
NexusVoxx: rip cardreader
NextLevelTabletop: I got $5 on my boy Alex!
grennysohail: umm, paul, the card reader?
tehcrashxor: card reader not working?
samuraitiger19: Kathleen on simic
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !cardviewer on
LRRbot: Bronze Sable [2] | Artifact Creature — Sable [2/1]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !card goblin chi
LRRbot: Did you mean: Goblin Chieftain; Goblin Chirurgeon; Goblin Warchief Avatar; Goblin Machinist; Goblin Warchief
Pintyhet: Where are youcard reader?
r10pez10: that sable is very cute
r10pez10: thanks ocean
Angreed66: Guess I'm rooting for Kathleen in Green.
LRRbot: Horizon Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Spellbomb: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / When Horizon Spellbomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {G}. If you do, draw a card.
NexusVoxx: skaaaab
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !card goblin chiru
LRRbot: Goblin Chirurgeon [R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/2] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Regenerate target creature.
LRRbot: Seagraf Skaab [1U] | Creature — Zombie [1/3]
LoadingReadyRun: the card reader camera is experiencing some issues :(
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's Alex's first play.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: r10pez10 that wasn't the correct command, that was something Paul did
silvalunae paps paul and the card reader
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: LoadingReadyRun good to know, thanks Paul
myriadtruths01: adam is the soul society arc of my heart
r10pez10: oh, props paul
CaffeinatedLemur: Ganache is chocolate yes
Earthenone: gan ash you a question about ganashih
grennysohail: !findquote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1914: ""Where are you, Alex?" "Uh, in trouble."" —James and Alex [2016-02-20]
Vn497: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
NexusVoxx: tos?
control_rig: Lewd
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesLewd
Bladinus: np. All the equipemtn is still tired from DB. Even the ones that were in hibernation :P
TheTunnelingCat: Pog
loulou2222: there's a reason that it's always called chocolate ganache, because it's not always chocolate
Dwinick: ganache doesn't harden it's more of a filling
Pintyhet: Always hard.
KartoffelKaiser: is this a lewd stream now?
CobaltShurikenReborn: citation not found
LRRbot: Byway Courier [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | When Byway Courier dies, investigate.
loki_lxix: simic beatdown?
williamjr3413: Adam is trying to seduce chat again
postmodernpajamawrestler: g1 or g2?
r10pez10: aaaa
NexusVoxx: 1
Pintyhet: It’s working.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: postmodernpajamawrestler g2
postmodernpajamawrestler: nice
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: er, g1`
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: sorry
samuraitiger19: !findquote lewd
LRRbot: Quote #214: "I could probably use that Lewd Monacle." —Paul [2015-04-13]
CobaltShurikenReborn: @williamjr3413 and succeeding
Earthenone: g1 m2
kynelwynn: Aaaa John Madden
Pintyhet: Au
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yes, thank you Earthenone :)
josh_le_crafter: adam has already seduced chat
NexusVoxx: nya
grennysohail: @kynelwynn aeiou aeiou
postmodernpajamawrestler: gonna be a yikes from me dawg
Pintyhet: I am seduced.
Vn497: !findquote john
LRRbot: Quote #4081: "How does John Cena shave?" —Ian [2017-03-01]
silvalunae: that's my secret, i'm always seduced
Krokaar: shiny/full art unstable cluuuues
LRRbot: Bloated Toad [2G] | Creature — Frog [2/2] | Protection from blue / Cycling {2}
BrindleBoar: Bload
grennysohail: does adam take hugs?
NexusVoxx: but the pro blue
r10pez10: pro blue frog lol
Pintyhet: Never seduced always seduced.
Curua: Oh lawd he cyclin
LRRbot: Thunderblust [2RRR] | Creature — Elemental [7/2] | Haste / Thunderblust has trample as long as it has a -1/-1 counter on it. / Persist
Vn497: BEEP BEEP!
NexusVoxx: oh dear
Pintyhet: Mr toads wild ride!
TheTunnelingCat: it combos with ajani
Crazy_Miner51: Alex has his card snapping sounds down
LRRbot: Simian Grunts [2G] | Creature — Ape [3/4] | Flash / Echo {2}{G}
NexusVoxx: now its ball lightning
samuraitiger19: A monkey!
r10pez10: ohhhh wow
grennysohail: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1951: "Spiders are a universal constant." —Alex [2016-02-23]
grennysohail: are they really?
Curua: @Crazy_Miner51 Right? it's so satisfying
nickfuzila82: simian grunts are op
Vn497: !quote kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #371: "God, your characters as such lucksacks." —Kathleen [2015-06-23]
NexusVoxx: no matter where you go in the universe, there's spiders. so many spiders.
grennysohail: !quote adam
LRRbot: Eager Beaver [2G] | Host Creature — Beaver [3/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.
BrindleBoar: the darkness between the stars? spiders. The stars? burning spiders.
tehcrashxor: How Canadian
r10pez10: wait
NexusVoxx: please say you have an augment, Kathleen
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
Decaped: jeeze, 6 mountains.
LRRbot: Talruum Minotaur [2RR] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [3/3] | Haste
solahwin_tampramain: !findquote Adam
NexusVoxx: sure is monored in here
Fealos: alex untapped a mountain
r10pez10: heck
samuraitiger19: Tim Curry IT or Bill Skarsgaard IT?
Vn497: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #3571: "So, the problem is Adam." —Alex [2016-10-26]
phenexian: I like Paul in the distance "it is not"
NexusVoxx: !card hurloon mino
LRRbot: Hurloon Minotaur [1RR] | Creature — Minotaur [2/3]
myriadtruths01: take 7, i believe
solahwin_tampramain: thought i was being smart there
Kykiwi: take 7
Krimarie: More than 3. 7
Kazman20a: 5
RoseGokuu: it has trample take 7 :)
Himyul: Kathleen at 13
r10pez10: thunderblast had trample right
ThrashingRhino: Kathleen at 13
Earthenone: 7. a gentlemans 3
Leafwind104: so kathleen takes 7?
CaffeinatedLemur: trample, please take 7
BeeMoh: Trample damage
tuckamanian: kathleen took 3
flikerz1: kathleen at 13
BrindleBoar: it has trample, but only 6 power
Leafwind104: 4 + 3
Himyul: thumbs up
r10pez10: thanks guys
Earthenone: !second rite
NexusVoxx: free fog? unban fog in modern?
Earthenone: !card second rite
LRRbot: Hidetsugu's Second Rite [3R] | Instant | If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.
KartoffelKaiser: !triskadecaphobia
LRRbot: Horizon Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Spellbomb: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. / When Horizon Spellbomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {G}. If you do, draw a card.
frozenphoenix7: Draw before shuffle technically I believe.
aesir_blade: For the record Kathleen did it in the wrong order
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Draw first, but at REL-axed, who cares?
NanashiSword: @frozenphoenix7 Correct. you draw first then search
frozenphoenix7: (A bit late at this point, but -shrug-)
Decaped: yeah, this was a game loss card in previous rules iterations.
NexusVoxx: we live here now
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: she may have, but it's REL:axed :)
Anarchon_D: omg the way she just shuffled. 😮
zarbit: @KartoffelKaiser triskai etc.
tinaun: what game are they talking about?
lightninq: why would somebody say "watt-see" instead of wizards?
Science_and_Magic: What puzzle game is that again?
NexusVoxx: WotC
r10pez10: i liked Thumper a lot which made me feel anxious always
LRRbot: Armory of Iroas [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Equip {2}
walabane: Wotc
darkecologist: @Anarchon_D we had a really little kid in our lgs shuffling like that and it was super hot inside. his cards got messed up (but we made sure he wasn't playing the one valuable card he picked)
sethmerickson17: WotC is funnier to say
NexusVoxx: wizards could refer to any ol wizards
LRRbot: Talruum Minotaur [2RR] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [3/3] | Haste
LRRbot: Vaultbreaker [3R] | Creature — Orc Rogue [4/2] | Whenever Vaultbreaker attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / Dash {2}{R}
r10pez10: chombhat
LoadingReadyRun: Intelligent Qube is the game we are talking about
Earthenone: some people like things that make them feel negitive emotions in a controlled space
samuraitiger19: MARDU!!
LRRbot: Nessian Asp [4G] | Creature — Snake [4/5] | Reach / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 4.
Kykiwi: dat asp
NexusVoxx: snydra
Daggothur: DAT ASP
thenb44: hydra
Vn497: Dat asp
r10pez10: that snake has two heads
shinumei: Hydra?
Vn497: Snake
Vn497: Snake?
Anarchon_D: @darkecologist lol. good lookin out
thenb44: that snake is the size of a house
Vn497: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
NexusVoxx: snaaaaaaake
r10pez10: Psycho Mantis?
LRRbot: Hijack [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
NexusVoxx: hijacking a snake
josh_le_crafter: hydra!!!
Earthenone: the solution: ask both heads if they like icecream
GreenMittenz: How do you hijack a giant snake?
silvalunae: I'm tired of these mother bussing asps on my mother bussing bus
phenexian: one says, I'm not going to eat you, the other says I'm not going to eat you
daneislazy: grab that asp?
Krimarie: Is alex on RG mono red?
phenexian: one of them eat s you
MurficWPN: Snake Hydra...
LRRbot: Deeproot Warrior [1G] | Creature — Merfolk Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Deeproot Warrior becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
postmodernpajamawrestler: what is Kathleen's deck called?
Vn497: "Please maam, step out of the snake"
DiscordianTokkan: One always tells the truth, and the other always bites you.
lightninq: watt-see probably makes you feel cooler
n3ther: DAB
Kykiwi: NIceee
Vn497: NICE
Earthenone: clip it, thats the ticket
NexusVoxx: always loot, sometimes rummage
Bladinus: benginDab benginDab benginDab
AtlasJackson: Thiccophidiophobia
r10pez10: sure is monored!
pazzer99: katesNice
lightninq: "i know the abbreviation"
KartoffelKaiser: The soul read, but its your soul
MuffinsOnAHill: YEET!
battlebotsfan55: Fliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
thegatherers: Dicky G
A_Dub888: Dicky G.
Earthenone: Dicky G?
NexusVoxx: dickie garfield, PhD
CleverCrumbish: The way MDickie intended lrrBEEJ
Vn497: Dicky G
xAlphastrikex: I love my dickie as well, i understand
MrPivotRPG: hell yea dude
AlonsoSwift: Oh, I thought Adam was talking about MDickie of W&P fame
control_rig: He's a math wizard\
crashdownreg: Show some respect, it's Dr. Richard Garfield Kappa
r10pez10: the rare sideboard hoodie
shinumei: I think Alex deck name fits with the Asp kevduitLaugh
phenexian: Dr. Dickie G
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always filled with existential dread.
Markster981: willow or bust
NexusVoxx: yea thats accurate lrrbot
AlonsoSwift: Sir Dr. Richard Garfield, Esquire
darkecologist: counterpoint--adam is a huge man so he can say whatever
Vn497: !findquote dick
LRRbot: Quote #1507: "Shiiiiiiiine... what? SHINE DICK!" —Beej [2016-01-11]
Himyul: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
r10pez10: too wholesome, adam
KartoffelKaiser: Wait but adam seachats is nothing BUT shitposting Kappa
Krokaar: adam is the opposite of shitposting about 99% of the time. then he has those accidental ones ONCE in a great while
silvalunae: yes good
candydude1: what is the button now?
silvalunae: lrrHEART robin
Dryhad: UwU
Krokaar: and they are GLORIOUS
AlonsoSwift: Prime shitpost from Robin
walabane: did alex get his blooduwumoon?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: it's a very fine line :P
NexusVoxx: @walabane it was in mailtime the other day, yes
andrew: Julie is god tier
r10pez10: shitposting between friends
pwndnoob: Hey, we may be trolls, but we have regenerate so you should have picked us earlier
zarbit: blood muwun?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Julie is AMAZING
CobaltShurikenReborn: @pwndnoob boo
Vn497: Julie is SO GOOD
KartoffelKaiser: shitposting is not supposed to be pointed or mean. So it should never be close to trolling
chillmarky: lrrJUDGE
CrazymattCaptain: can we uwu the quotes so that there can be an !uwu command to pull up random quotes in uwu speak?
kumatsu: Try raiding with Julie, she'll break it out mid-combat
Vn497: JUWUlie?
SageFigaro: sofieDab
tuckamanian: #tomberry
Lucifer9783: ton-berry?
Godofmuffins: Wow that makes too much sense. Thanks Kathleen.
corianderd: kick his butt!
r10pez10: the riffle is cool though
loki_lxix: Tonberry gone stab you
NexusVoxx: it cori
thenb44: hi cori
r10pez10: hey cori how did DB south go
corianderd: sshhhhh
Krokaar: This is the unoWofficial draft
NexusVoxx: secret cori
CleverCrumbish: @CrazymattCaptain That absolutely should not happen and also I want to code it
darkecologist: that's a good thing to say for weaknesses at a job interview. slow shuffler.
poetmarawr: seabatYIKES
crashdownreg: cut to commercial
Xenovita: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
NexusVoxx: Kathleen "Ted" de Vere
Markster981: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
thegatherers: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
KeiRaccoon: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
silvalunae: UwUbliet
strgrv: UwU
Dryhad: OwObliette
Vn497: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
MitchTheQuaker: that wouldent be a game loss at comp REL that would just be a fucked up deck
r10pez10: very specific jokes
AlonsoSwift: OwOblivion Wing
KartoffelKaiser: OwObliette what's this *forgets about u for 40 years*
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesSir
F1SHOR: Adam gets a game lose for that comment
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oWo has invaded our stream for forever no
CleverCrumbish: Stop stop he's already dead
GreenMittenz: Can I get an uWubliet alter
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: *now
strgrv: UwU emote when
NexusVoxx: unfortunately not
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: (the w on this keyboard doesn't like me)
redrumekki: rooOWO
MitchTheQuaker: Alex laughing gives me life
F1SHOR: can we skip the owo and go back to teeth... I miss teeth
corianderd: same
blip2004: anyone have a source for the UwU stuff?
Godofmuffins: Teeth UwU
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: F1SHOR teeth is definitely still a thing
ruscobrog: OwO Teeth
Dryhad: TEETH
Bladinus: TEETH
r10pez10: uwu what's teeth
budbjinxed: TEETH
Vn497: TEETH
pazzer99: TEETH
F1SHOR: Ahh there's the chat I love
solahwin_tampramain: TEETH
BrindleBoar: TEETH
Pusherman555: zubPFT uwu
electroswagnetism: TEEWEETH
silvalunae: teweth
control_rig: O_O
underhill33: oof
Genderi: quicky
KartoffelKaiser: lewd
strgrv: to be fair adam you say a lot of wrong things on your stream seabatBRAIN
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: um !phrasing
Leafwind104: OwOvinize
phenexian: NO ADAM NO!
Genderi: Wh
Genderi: w
BrindleBoar: today I learned
snowewolf: is this a vod ? im pretty sure this exact situation happen before.
AtlasJackson: Until last year, I thought quinoa was pronounced "kwin-o-ah"
Decaped: they used to teach that dinosaurs had brains in their butts.
phenexian: NO BAD PAUL, THAT'S NOT A THING
NexusVoxx: hol up what
Vn497: Wuh
r10pez10: my brain is in my butt
NarishmaReborn: not true
Tiber727: I originally thought it was pronounced "kwee-shay"
the_canuck_mystic: I love how the first episode of CGP Grey's Hello Internet podcast was all about being wrong on the internet. And how "proportionally" the internet responds to that
raithencore235: That is something that I had heard Adam, specifically about the stegosaurus
aClonedPickle: alex is that drawing on the internet
Gregarious_Potato: are we still calling him Dadam?
phenexian: That is victorian science
NexusVoxx: @Gregarious_Potato he's not a fan
NarishmaReborn: it was pushed by archaeologists for a long time but was bad science
phenexian: That was debunked like 100 years ago
vbanej: Reading Harry Potter to my little sister I pronounced it Her-Me-Own-E
strgrv: dinosaur's having butt brains sounds like a clickhole article
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Gregarious_Potato it makes him uncomfortable, so preferably not
Gregarious_Potato: ahh i see
poetmarawr: alternative facts
xAlphastrikex: this is how trump happened
daneislazy: well, we only have dino bones, so ... no actual info about anatomy, just speculation
thegatherers: if you believe in infinite parallel universes, you are right about everything you say
BearPsychologist: I did subtle, sub-till
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: xAlphastrikex no politics discussion in chat please.
Professor_Rakor: Well, I am now home from a 12 hour shift in a toy store on black friday. Slam dat magic.
tehcrashxor: The Jurrasic Park boot itself mentioned feathered dinosaurs
tehcrashxor: *book
Genderi: Kobold "cobbled"
CaffeinatedLemur: feathered dinosours is 20years, but last 10 years we have learned more of what feathers and posssible coloration
Markster981: imagine not being subscribed to science daily OpieOP
kynelwynn: Bad facts? Like Servofacts?
r10pez10: i love the 5 scry-and-cry :(
phenexian: OK SO as a palaeontologist: Feathers - 35 years ago Butt Brains - 100 years ago Warm Blood - 18 years ago
JoTyler: BUS CHRISTMAS
Science_and_Magic: You can swear now Alex.
Bladinus: At least your willing to change your opinion when presented facts taht contradict it, Adam.
phenexian: The public is SO FAR BEHIND
LRRbot: Byway Courier [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | When Byway Courier dies, investigate.
AlonsoSwift: Everyone knows that dinosaurs existed at the same time as pirates, and there were vampire conquistadors there too
josh_le_crafter: wait... did alex say bus?
CaffeinatedLemur: I deffer to palaeontologist
r10pez10: i'm putting up my easter decorations
walabane: is kathleen getting never punished witha one lander?
CobaltShurikenReborn: i pronounced the name Duncan in a series of unfortunate events as “doon-can”
Vn497: WOW
josh_le_crafter: the db has set in
control_rig: Damn Paul
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: That's so profound
Science_and_Magic: Clip it!
zarbit: Paul that was intense
OrionPax21: Paul with the seabatBRAIN play
Genderi: tha'tsu
control_rig: PAUL. Wow
Genderi: that's uh
silvalunae: paul spitting the truth
zarbit: Not even wrong
CobaltShurikenReborn: xmas fandom is toxic af
Ba_Dum_Tish: Fans ruin everything
thegatherers: holy shit Paul
LRRbot: Tumble Magnet [3] | Artifact | Tumble Magnet enters the battlefield with three charge counters on it. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Tumble Magnet: Tap target artifact or creature.
xAlphastrikex: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed that is in no way political, it was a soft joke.
josh_le_crafter: wait wut?
underhill33: For me it's more the Christmas Industry that messes it up
josh_le_crafter: what did paul say?
GreenMittenz: Is that a fidget spinner?
Markster981: adam says "real talk chat" all the time smh
darkecologist: 'that's not very christmas-y'
r10pez10: tumble magnet fidget spinner DB 2019 craft-along anyone
LRRbot: Nimbus of the Isles [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Flying
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Could you poke Alex and remind him to put stuff on the card-reader?
vbanej: I hate I can't ever bring up Rick and Morty because of how the fandom has poisoned everyone on it
LRRbot: Talruum Minotaur [2RR] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [3/3] | Haste
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's as big as an Isle.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ChiefEngineerMichael the card reader has been acting up tonight so not every card may be coming through
coelopteryx: "i like christmas a lot but i don't consider myself among The Christmas Fandom™" - a literal thing i can say that's true of myself and makes sense in this allegorical context
r10pez10: i only like christmas sort of because my birthday is four days before it
the_canuck_mystic: What's that artifact that Alex has?
r10pez10: so i guess i'm actually just a solstice fan
ChiefEngineerMichael: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed Fair enough!
r10pez10: !card Hazoret's Monument
LRRbot: Hazoret's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | Red creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
coelopteryx: i just really love colorful lights and snow
LRRbot: Prosperous Pirates [4U] | Creature — Human Pirate [3/4] | When Prosperous Pirates enters the battlefield, create two colorless Treasure artifact tokens with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
NexusVoxx: @the_canuck_mystic Hazoret's Monument
corianderd: @ChiefEngineerMichael it was a Flame Slash
thegatherers: I was just lost in the Christmas fandom when people started shipping Santa and Rudolph
r10pez10: excuse me what
the_canuck_mystic: !card hazoret's monument
LRRbot: Hazoret's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | Red creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
josh_le_crafter: wut
Anarchon_D: iv always thought Ben was Alex.... til tonight.
Earthenone: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1517: "Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies." —Alex [2015-03-27]
Godofmuffins: Synergistic Spice is my favourite Spice Girl.
sethmerickson17: I like christmas because its more time to be around my family
LRRbot: Garbage Elemental (d) [4R] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.) / When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Garbage Elemental deals damage equal to the result to target opponent or planeswalker.
control_rig: Synergistic Spice was the Spice Girl that left before they got big. She went into management
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sac the treasures to crack the clue. Synergy complete.
pwndnoob: treasure and clues and magnets, looks like some fine loot
josh_le_crafter: pls no ship santa
r10pez10: and then he CASCADED
AlonsoSwift: lrrGARBO Elemental! PogChamp
CobaltShurikenReborn: millennial spice girl: synergistic spice
walabane: big wiffs
GreenMittenz: Non-synergistic spice... so like Cinnamon and Thyme?
raithencore235: I'm a weird person who is not the hugest fan of christmas. In particular I don't like decorating, and especially hate putting up trees/garland. I blame this on being colourblind and only seeing evergreen trees as giant brown dead looking trees
CleverCrumbish: The weird thing about Rick and Morty is the delusion its fandom labours under that it's a show that tries to be cerebral, when that's not even on its radar
Call_me_Kaye: This is the nutter butter one
the_canuck_mystic: Can we have that 2/3 on the card viewer?
r10pez10: yeah why not
NexusVoxx: woof
daneislazy: also bronze sable trigger?
NexusVoxx: sable is vanilla
Decaped: RNGelemntal
sethmerickson17: its my fav garbage elementals
the_canuck_mystic: !card bronze sable
LRRbot: Bronze Sable [2] | Artifact Creature — Sable [2/1]
Countjondi: the battle cry +cascade is close though
wlsack: Sable triggers the Monument, now?
LRRbot: Eager Beaver [2G] | Host Creature — Beaver [3/2] | When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.
wlsack: *no?
NexusVoxx: Monument is Cast, not ETB
LRRbot: Zodiac Dog [2R] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Mountainwalk
TheTunnelingCat: theres an L3 judge that collects foils of bronze sable
Earthenone: a good boi
pwndnoob: the best of bois
Anarchon_D: its a puppy!
kumatsu: Imagine if the Unstable pack had contained the Beaver/Spike combo
Nuurgle: beaver untapping a forest seems like the opposite effect they usually have
garash2k: Wowee
r10pez10: the art on that is so great
crashdownreg: garbage elementals pick up discarded keywords from old R&D design files
silvalunae: pupper oOo
JoeTrollo: DOG DOG DOG
Kaszoski: What a good doggo!
Genderi: !card zodiac rooster
LRRbot: Zodiac Rooster [1G] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Plainswalk
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: doggoooooo
josh_le_crafter: hi joe
JoeTrollo: Paul TOTALLY called it
Ukon_vasara: its good art bront Wowee
Genderi: plainswalker
DarkMorford: Oh hi Joe
NexusVoxx: lewd?
corianderd: jooooeeee
RakdosLOR: !card hijack
LRRbot: Hijack [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
fexworldwide: It’s an actual dog creature.
LRRbot: Decision Paralysis [3U] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Hi JoeTrollo! I miss you lrrHEART
fexworldwide: Damn Paul beat me to it.
JoeTrollo: Hi everyone! I miss you too @The_Ocean_who_Subbed !
LRRbot: Bronze Sable [2] | Artifact Creature — Sable [2/1]
SacrificialToast: wait, what's the cute dog card
LRRbot: Prosperous Pirates [4U] | Creature — Human Pirate [3/4] | When Prosperous Pirates enters the battlefield, create two colorless Treasure artifact tokens with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
r10pez10: it a zodiac dog
r10pez10: a 2/2 with mountainwalk
AlonsoSwift: Zooodiaaaac, Alex
NexusVoxx: mointanspralk
crashdownreg: mointanspolk
LiamNeesonsKneesSon just subscribed with Twitch Prime. LiamNeesonsKneesSon subscribed for 11 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LiamNeesonsKneesSon! (Today's storm count: 106)
daneislazy: verified my trigger suggestion: sable was cast so it would trigger the monument
Kykiwi: best boi doggo
xantos69: cheer50 Hey team LRR. How goes the absolute chaos?
Earthenone: ZOwOdiac
thenb44: hydra or snake?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: xantos69 Cameron's deck was terrifying.
underhill33: All the zodiac animals have flavor text from one poem, I think
josh_le_crafter: omegaOwo
shinumei: Asp= Aaaaaaa!
the_canuck_mystic: card reader missed it :(
LRRbot: Talruum Minotaur [2RR] | Creature — Minotaur Berserker [3/3] | Haste
AlonsoSwift: One always tells the truth, one always lies, and one stabs people who ask tricky questions
LRRbot: Nessian Asp [4G] | Creature — Snake [4/5] | Reach / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 4.
the_canuck_mystic: Thank you!
darkecologist: interesting tempo fight
LRRbot: Forge Devil [R] | Creature — Devil [1/1] | When Forge Devil enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target creature and 1 damage to you.
Bladinus: !relivant XKCD
deadlyninja555: Hello everybody
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Bladinus we don't have a command for that, but there is always a relevant one :)
LRRbot: Sluggishness [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't block. / When Sluggishness is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Sluggishness to its owner's hand.
NexusVoxx: rancor cycle?
electroswagnetism: ah yes, from the rancor cycle
r10pez10: red pacifism
Lucifer9783: @underhill33, Three kingdoms: A Historical Novel, according to the Magic Gamepedia wiki
SacrificialToast: the rancor cycle, featuring cards like Rancor and......???
DarkMorford: Ugh, my shoulder hurts. I should maybe get this checked out at some point.
wlsack: @SacrificialToast Sluggishness
r10pez10: oh wait, half pacifism
AlonsoSwift: @SacrificialToast And Krankor :P
LRRbot: Bronze Sable [2] | Artifact Creature — Sable [2/1]
NexusVoxx: living the struggle between not overeating, and eating everything you pay for
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: DarkMorford please take care of yourself! I just went to the doctor today to discover I sprained my back
NexusVoxx: @r10pez10 Halficism
Earthenone: to be fair, its the half that red cares about in general
SacrificialToast: @wlsack well yes, but only because it's on screen right now :p
Tiber727: I weighed myself before and after Thanksgiving. I lost 2 lbs, and I have no idea why.
NextLevelTabletop: GG Kafreen!
CobaltShurikenReborn: @tiber727 willpower
NexusVoxx: lewd
r10pez10: i have a pair of boots that make me 2kg lighter when i take them off
TokenMickus: The dog survived (but lost)
chimpfunkz: why is trash elemental tapped?
thegatherers: the old yank and jank was my nickname back in high school
wlsack: @SacrificialToast Cessation, Slow Motion, Sleeper's Guile, Sluggishness and Rancor I think are the 5.
KartoffelKaiser: He also used to be "The Christmas Creature"
Lucifer9783: Cessation, Slow motion, Sleeper's Guile, Sluggishness, and Rancor
underhill33: He's a mayor tho
Aztren: Hey Ocean, did you sprain your back Carrying This Chat :P
NexusVoxx: he's a mayor now
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ya, like the Undertaker.... that's a job.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Aztren not this chat, but maybe Desert Bus's :P
KartoffelKaiser: Kane had a LOT of gimmicks before he landed on literal demon from actual hell
Dusk_Shine: and before Issac yankem, he was the Christmas Creature
stevestein: The great city of Tennessee
AtlasJackson: Mayor of a county.
r10pez10: i have never heard of any of those cards besides Rancor
Tiber727: @CobaltShurikenReborn No, I mean it's not like I was even trying to watch what I ate.
perchipy: Jiang wei was a general in the three kingdom era
vbanej: Remember Irwin R Scheister?
electroswagnetism: knox county irc
KartoffelKaiser: He came out to his entrance theme to give his acceptance speech
Genderi: Anyone else lagging?
CleverCrumbish: The mayor of the entirety of Tennessee
Nuurgle: uh, Kane shoots fireballs, not lightning
CobaltShurikenReborn: @tiber727 low amount of carbs?
SketchyDetails: The effing Gobbledygooker
gascitygaming: Adam do you watch any NJPW?
Aztren: I support your heel turn!
williamjr3413: what is your wrestling name, Adam?
perchipy: He led Han army to fought the northern Cao nice times
r10pez10: alex what bar is zodiac dog
kinkerbelle: The gobbeldugooker was AMAZING
Bobtheninjagoldfish: in one developmental Kame was known as "The UnaBomber"
DarkMorford: The_Ocean_who_Subbed Appreciate the concern. I've got a habit of resting my left hand behind my head, so the shoulder gets sore easily from being in an awkward position. Probably not serious.
SketchyDetails: if you change from Damage to Support, is that a heal turn?
frozenphoenix7: Just watch NXT. That's all the WWE you need to watch.
gascitygaming: I ordered a bunch of njpw shirts today, awesome sale on :D
BRADDRAKE2001: eyy I'm here high and wanting to wach magic
LRRbot: Vessel of Volatility [1R] | Enchantment | {1}{R}, Sacrifice Vessel of Volatility: Add {R}{R}{R}{R}.
BRADDRAKE2001: watch
Anarchon_D: Glenn Jacobs—better known as Kane to fans of pro wrestling—has been elected mayor of Knox County, Tennessee - august 4th 2018.
candydude1: did kathlene draw?
Kykiwi: :O
electroswagnetism: I can barely make it through a single episode of Raw without taking a break :x
kumatsu: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
dsavillian: Judge she's brainstorming wrong!!!
Diabore: speaking of wraslling stuff, apparently fozzy is coming to my city next week on theyre tour
r10pez10: WHOA now
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Blasteg: wait you can brainstorm wrong?
Vn497: POWERFUL MAGIC
dsavillian: she needs to put on the shirt
NexusVoxx: masters sets, yo
AlonsoSwift: You're Brainstorming wrong! Kappa
Professor_Rakor: Oooo, a wessel.
kinkerbelle: i did not know counties had mayors
pwndnoob: Brainstorm = Brainstorm Locked
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
rogerivany: I only "watch" ppvs... i.e. I'm in the room with the tv on just using my phone and looking up occasionally
mastershake29x: @kinkerbelle apparently tennessee does?
wlsack: You were going to draw a card on your turn though
LRRbot: Renowned Weaponsmith [1U] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/3] | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts. / {U}, {T}: Search your library for a card named Heart-Piercer Bow or Vial of Dragonfire, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
r10pez10: does any one else scry and then get surprised when they draw what they put there
r10pez10: or is it just me
KartoffelKaiser: The absolute weaponsmith
NexusVoxx: get bow or vial?
mastershake29x: @r10pez10 all the time
felixphew: @r10pez10 I do that all the time
Bladinus: no, that is very common r10pez10
Nuurgle: I've Scryed, left that land I needed on top, then cracked a fetchland before
NexusVoxx: i resemble that remark
LRRbot: Shrewd Hatchling [3{U/R}] | Creature — Elemental [6/6] | Shrewd Hatchling enters the battlefield with four -1/-1 counters on it. / {U/R}: Target creature can't block Shrewd Hatchling this turn. / Whenever you cast a blue spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from Shrewd Hatchling. / Whenever you cast a red spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from Shrewd Hatchling.
mastershake29x: @r10pez10 at least in arena they show it face up when you do that
Lucifer9783: U, tap: fail to find, shuffle?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: you've made this community as great as it is
Professor_Rakor: Enemy wessel destroyed.
zarbit: I <3 the hatchling cycle
r10pez10: yeah arena has spoiled me
electroswagnetism: that card seems solid tbh
NexusVoxx: but now she's drawn out of the brainstorm lock
antidancetime: Cool Suntory shirt, Alex!
LRRbot: Sultai Banner [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}. / {B}{G}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice Sultai Banner: Draw a card.
felixphew: @Nuurgle and this is why I don't play fetchlands
AppeTiTe27: how can he cast a 4 cmc card with 2 mana?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I'm sure I'm missing something, but how did Alex cast the hatchling... mana-wise?
dsavillian: red vessel
Lucifer9783: reminds me of that Thoughtseize crapshot
wlsack: @AppeTiTe27 Ramp enchantment
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ahh
LRRbot: Vessel of Volatility [1R] | Enchantment | {1}{R}, Sacrifice Vessel of Volatility: Add {R}{R}{R}{R}.
garash2k: UwVessel
josh_le_crafter: brainstorm, concede
AppeTiTe27: ok quality on my end isn't great thanks
thegatherers: facebook reminds you of your anniversaries with your Exs
zarbit: *slaps roof of vessel*
LRRbot: Nessian Asp [4G] | Creature — Snake [4/5] | Reach / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 4.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Alex pls
cotillion1850: big snake
Dr_fragenstien: vessel of UWUlitility
josh_le_crafter: ugh
NexusVoxx: hijack fling again?
deadlyninja555: This baby has so much mana
pwndnoob: @LoadingReadyRun you guys should check out Return of the Obra Dinn if haven't btw
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
crashdownreg: nuwuclear uwuaste
TheOrigamiGamer: Couldn't Kathleen use the second ability of Renowned Artificer to search for one of those two artifacts, fail to find, and shuffle her library to get rid of bad draws?
LRRbot: Flare [2R] | Instant | Flare deals 1 damage to any target. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
garash2k: -1/-1 counter removalÉ
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Remove 2 counters.
Leafwind104: also take two counters of the thing?
r10pez10: that's real bad
skystryke: Dont counters come off?
Ard_Rhys: hatchling triggers
LoadingReadyRun: pwndnoob I'm definitely interested in that one
Leafwind104: and upkeep trigger?
williamjr3413: Adam with the assist
narfblinko: draw now
deadlyninja555: What format is this?
the_canuck_mystic: failed to maintain board state... game loss?
r10pez10: at least the art is sick
b240c: lol
pwndnoob: @LoadingReadyRun good to here, Mr. Run
Earthenone: you draw on kathleens upkeep not that it really matters
NexusVoxx: @deadlyninja555 chaos draft
frozenphoenix7: Alex draws on Kathleen's turn technically.
felixphew: Oh yeah, Return of the Obra Dinn was great
zarbit: Adam it's TIME to STOP
Kramburger: ADAM NO
felixphew: is it actually finished now?
NexusVoxx: its released afaik
r10pez10: Road Quest: SOON
Earthenone: those slow draw spells are tech in miracles :P
ferro_man: flare... when you need a 40th card for your draft deck... and no other time
NexusVoxx: idk
wlsack: Trigger from the red spell
pwndnoob: came out within the month @felixphew
Dr_fragenstien: !card sluggish
LRRbot: Sluggishness [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't block. / When Sluggishness is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Sluggishness to its owner's hand.
Markster981: i like it :)
the_canuck_mystic: The card reader is having a tough day today :(
josh_le_crafter: because of the 10 candles talk at desert bus... I really want to know if it's possible to stream that?
dsavillian: PogChamp
deadlyninja555: Is chaos where you planeswalk?
LRRbot: Lay Claim [5UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent. / Cycling {2}
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Has there been any announcement about LRR playing Betrayal Legacy? If not, why not? :)
control_rig: OOOooooohh
pwndnoob: with cycling!
Professor_Rakor: Hoooooooley moley.
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Kefnet's Girthy Hands strike again!
Earthenone: you made this?
Aztren: more like aDOM amiright?
NexusVoxx: @deadlyninja555 it means all the draft packs are different. 18 unique packs today
r10pez10: stays tapped tho
Lucifer9783: that's an uncommon?
deadlyninja555: Ok ty
Lucifer9783: ive never seen that card in my life...
NexusVoxx: it costs 7, its fine
r10pez10: that's amonkhet too wow
NexusVoxx: !card orgg
LRRbot: Orgg [3RR] | Creature — Orgg [6/6] | Trample / Orgg can't attack if defending player controls an untapped creature with power 3 or greater. / Orgg can't block creatures with power 3 or greater.
LoadingReadyRun: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn the announcement is that we want to play it. Not sure if we want to have two legacy games going at once, though
r10pez10: haha orrg
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Fiar. :)
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Fair even.
r10pez10: orgg orgg
Lucifer9783: the Eff is an Orgg?
NexusVoxx: its an orgg, apparently
AtlasJackson: Angry cloud!
kinkerbelle: !card orgg
LRRbot: Orgg [3RR] | Creature — Orgg [6/6] | Trample / Orgg can't attack if defending player controls an untapped creature with power 3 or greater. / Orgg can't block creatures with power 3 or greater.
LRRbot: Nimbus of the Isles [4U] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Flying
MCstringer: Alex is dead as @@$
josh_le_crafter: is "10 candles" in the dice friends queue to play?
deadlyninja555: Is jeskai good color com?
NexusVoxx: no you couldnt
josh_le_crafter: @w@
williamjr3413: who built there deck on stream?
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: !card toaist hermit
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
kinkerbelle: uhm. k.
pwndnoob: hexproof but its weak to unstable
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: !card taoist hermit
LRRbot: Taoist Hermit [2G] | Creature — Human Mystic [2/2] | Hexproof
MechaKuuga: RIP Alex
mastershake29x: @williamjr3413 no one
NexusVoxx: wait Mystic is a creature type?
thenb44: no one built on stream :(
tuckamanian: nug nug
the_canuck_mystic: Am I?
LRRbot: Orgg [3RR] | Creature — Orgg [6/6] | Trample / Orgg can't attack if defending player controls an untapped creature with power 3 or greater. / Orgg can't block creatures with power 3 or greater.
LRRbot: Taoist Hermit [2G] | Creature — Human Mystic [2/2] | Hexproof
Kykiwi: i do dig alex draft
williamjr3413: aww I was hoping Adam did
salsasamurai10: card so hexproof it couldnt be targeted by the card reader
NanashiSword: And... Kathleen wins?
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flikerz1: ggs
MediocreGamer42: why does lrrbot say 3/3?
deadlyninja555: Reprint?
r10pez10: oracled for clarity
banachspacebar: greater than 2 vs 2 or grater
banachspacebar: greater*
stevestein: @MediocreGamer42 Card says "greater than 2", oracle says "3 or greater".
Anarchon_D: Orgg looks like hes about to have his way with that little goblin in front of him
LRRbot: Venser's Journal [5] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.
Kykiwi: that was good game
r10pez10: those were fun matches
Markster981: wava axe OwO
NexusVoxx: so adam vs... serge?
NextLevelTabletop: GG Kaffreen!
Professor_Rakor: Always draft mono red.
r10pez10: WHOA
LRRbot: Goldnight Castigator [2RR] | Creature — Angel [4/9] | Flying, haste / If a source would deal damage to you, it deals double that damage to you instead. / If a source would deal damage to Goldnight Castigator, it deals double that damage to Goldnight Castigator instead.
Mithgar: show us
deadlyninja555: My god
Leafwind104: What was the first pick?
one_of_the_voice: what is the card?
deadlyninja555: Lava axe
Leafwind104: We didn't see
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Gldnight Castigator, see chat
pwndnoob: Goldnight Castigator
NexusVoxx: cardreader got it
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Good thing card reader saw it for us.
LRRbot: Qumulox [6UU] | Creature — Beast [5/4] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying
Leafwind104: Oooooh!
r10pez10: what deck wants castigator
NexusVoxx: not hard to make that Mahamoti Djinn
kinkerbelle: mono r
r10pez10: wait-until-you-have-gisela-out-first, i guess
deadlyninja555: @r10pez10 burn decks
frozenphoenix7: Aggressive Red decks.
williamjr3413: time for the legend himself seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN to lay down the smack
Anarchon_D: lichs mastery deck BR deck? lol
Angreed66: Green has won all matches tonight. Tonight's looking good.
deadlyninja555: Is jeskai any good
Kumakaori: in chaos!??! who knows.
mattydubs75: Can't wait to see what whiskers came up with here
r10pez10: classic whiskers
pwndnoob: Chaos strategies are usually in my experience, Flyers, Boros Aggro, and Green because it's open
AlonsoSwift: @Angreed66 Turns out when the packs are from all over the place, big-creature-go-smash-smash is pretty good :P
pwndnoob: and Bomb control, where you pull something insane and then just take 10 questionable removal spells
r10pez10: take all the fixing and none of the payoffs
mattydubs75: 5 color durdle-nuaght is tier 1
Blasteg: "Five Color no Value"?
the_canuck_mystic starts tapping right arrow... realizes he can't fast forward on live stream
Angreed66: Green=value and in a world were you can't synergize to the breaking point green is king.
phenexian: @the_canuck_mystic hahaha I did the same
the_canuck_mystic: Stupid arrow of time flowing in one direction at largely constant rate.
pwndnoob: Like the cards I associate with green are things like 3/4 Reach and 4/3 Regenerate that we saw
pwndnoob: can't beat that, too good
Angreed66: Let's hope Adam forced golgari and wins.
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
josh_le_crafter: WE'RE HERE!!!
Professor_Rakor: Fight them papers.
mrsarkhan: lrrHEART lrrDARK sergeHeart
Arararagi234: Quick, speak to us in Binary for the machines!
RealGamerCow: Kathleen seems to be doing a LeeLee cosplay.
kumatsu: a fight? My money is on Serge
pwndnoob: is surge the white drafter?
r10pez10: you roll the d120
Mithgar: I must know. Serge. How stoked are you for the EPIC lands in the Ultimate Masters set with cool art?
LRRbot: Honed Khopesh [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {1}
DarkAbyssKeeper: Ok, i am definitely up too early. FNPF is still live.
NexusVoxx: !squeaks
Bladinus: sergeSqueak
LRRbot: Fathom Fleet Firebrand [1R] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | {1}{R}: Fathom Fleet Firebrand gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Courier Hawk [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
Angreed66: Gruul Adam for the win.
LRRbot: Temur Runemark [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2. / Enchanted creature has trample as long as you control a blue or red permanent.
NexusVoxx: voltron time
NanashiSword: 4/4 with trample.... ouch
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesRip Serge
Fruan: Give this man some pants!
Diabore: adam chill level: 0
shinumei: V Tron?
Dusk_Shine: katesRip
Fletcherizer: trombompoline
NexusVoxx: wow lrrEFF tron?
r10pez10: the curves
xantos69: Serge so dead here. How can our hero turn this around?
LRRbot: Tangle Angler [3G] | Creature — Horror [1/5] | Infect / {G}: Target creature blocks Tangle Angler this turn if able.
NexusVoxx: wow thats a card
pwndnoob: classic chaos infect deck
r10pez10: how fun is Tangle Angler to say
Diabore: @xantos69 what do you mean? my hero is winning
NexusVoxx: tanglangler
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Tangalangalangler
NexusVoxx: Jorubai Murk Lurker, a la Day9
control_rig: Saddleback Lagack!
NexusVoxx: murklurker
control_rig: or black
xantos69: @Diabore What? Serge is handsomest best boy!
Blasteg: ooooooof
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
darkecologist: shuffler's broke
mrsarkhan: lrrWOW
josh_le_crafter: sick BURN
the_canuck_mystic: Side board out half your land
r10pez10: Bastion Mastodon
Professor_Rakor: Don't forget to shuffle the contraption deck.
Angreed66: Adam win this so green sweeps the night!
frozenphoenix7: The most fun card to say: Cryptic Command <_<
pwndnoob: I'm still mad that Summoners Bond didn't get picked up till way late
Fruan: This really sounds like a deck FN Graham would bring to a Commander game.
the_canuck_mystic: Where is Serge's contraption deck?
NexusVoxx: Viashino is a type
Himyul: there's always mutavault
thegatherers: bone scythe sliver?
raithencore235: Also Bonescythe Sliver
TheAlanHeffley: lrrWOW just lrrWOW
CleverCrumbish: There's no lizard wizard because Wizards INSIST that Viashino are Viashino, even though that's not how ANY OTHER animal people in magic work
JohnPraw: Mistform Ultimus. Checkmate.
Aztren: Isnt that just a Dragonborne Wizard in DnD?
BRADDRAKE2001: nope
kinkerbelle: it's how naga work sometimes
NexusVoxx: wiwwerweew aweawists
Ubiki: Minotaurs are Minotaurs not cows
AlchemicalPanda: I missed a chaos draft NOOOOOOOOO
r10pez10: missy's cool
AlonsoSwift: @Aztren Aren't there actual lizardfolk?
NexusVoxx: never look
NihilismRacoon: Brushwagg best creature type
josh_le_crafter: HOT
Aztren: alonsoswift , depends on what books your DM allows
KartoffelKaiser: Duel Decks: Cromulent VS Tongue Twisters
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: I'm guessing that what will happen is the return of Changlings, and an awesome artist will put a Lizard Wizard in the art as an easter egg
AlonsoSwift: Kathleen has GOOD NEWS?!
fexworldwide: Now they have to argue.
BRADDRAKE2001: @AlonsoSwift mtg D&D made them a separate race
MCstringer: R&D
frozenphoenix7: Is it kindness, pity, or confidence?
Bladinus: The most decadent of 7s
MCstringer: the MTG D&D is next door
garmpenguinuprising: The homie mulligan
r10pez10: adam savidan guarantee
Fletcherizer: Adam being super chill and nice
r10pez10: you can do it, whiskers
AlonsoSwift: No, I'm talking about IRL lizardfolk that run everything from the shadows Kappa
Leafwind104: It's better to have a good game
AlchemicalPanda: Jokes on surge... nothing but gas on the other side
Liebury: A Gentlemen and a Scholar
AtlasJackson: Adam looks at his hand. "Yeah, you can go back up to seven."
Fletcherizer: Now I want Adam to win anyway
xantos69: Did it just get Klingon in here?
raithencore235: No, this is arrogance, he is SUPER confident he will wing
BeeMoh: Jokes on Adam - Serge sided into 40 lands
Leafwind104: Now they do
frozenphoenix7: I thought we like Adam because he had the biggest brain?
Himyul: Adam "Whiskers" Savidan
darkecologist: why don't you go up 1 card every mulligan. won't matter bro.
tehcrashxor: Everyone calls you Whiskers!
A_Dub888: I thought Serge was whiskers....
cotillion1850: Wait I thought we called Serge Whiskers
helpmeImtrappedintwitch: Adam is gr8
r10pez10: whiskers and nightbook
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: amazonCat
TacitusVigil: Everyone is now Whiskers.
yourangclan: Holy shit, Adam just accidentally murdered Serge the way Serge does to everybody
Krimarie: Hi Kathleen!
thegatherers: jokes on you, Serge is mulling into his combo pieces
blast_shark: xXWhiskersXx Kappa
frozenphoenix7: The QUAD 7s
AlonsoSwift: 23 lands, 17 spells, perfect deck Kappa
tehcrashxor: lrrAWESOME
Fletcherizer: lrrWOW
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Serge!
kumatsu: I had a judge call at a GP once where a player asked me to check their other head's deck to make sure they remembered to actually put land into it
yourangclan: no Serge, you want 17 lands and 23 spells
darkecologist: match number 3
Earthenone: does serge run exodia?
Markster981: exodia is gonna happen one of these shuffles :)
frozenphoenix7: Odds this game ends on Turn 5 <_<
Angreed66: last time serge had a 1lander
williamjr3413: is the picture above Adams head Moana?
kumatsu: Good guy Adam seabatSEAL
yourangclan: "Okay, turn 1... Lotus?"
NanashiSword: Well random is random.... just really unfortunate
the_canuck_mystic: @kumatsu did you do it? Are judges allowed to be agents of passive aggression ?
big_large: look at this way, serge. just one more thing in common you have with lsv
Bladinus: benginTry
pwndnoob: LRRCSN
LRRbot: True-Faith Censer [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance. / As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets an additional +1/+0. / Equip {2}
NexusVoxx: wait actually playing magic on my shuffling stream?
kumatsu: @the_canuck_mystic it was a legitimate query in a regular REL side event, they'd mulled 4 times and seen zero lands, I checked
JimmyArgon: Here's where Adam gets strip mine locked
LRRbot: Bitterblade Warrior [1G] | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/2] | You may exert Bitterblade Warrior as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Fruan: If you're playing for actual stakes, if you mull to 4 you might as well mull to zero, to make your opponent play out as much as possible before you have to discard, you you can make them sideboard without knowing anything about your deck.
Earthenone: maybe we can get a year end supercut of all the shuffling on camrea in 2018
LRRbot: Painsmith [1B] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may have target creature get +2/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: williamjr3413 pretty sure that is Gideon, who is probably a little sad that you said that :P
Ubiki: I did the mull to 1 concede yesterday on arena BibleThump
Markster981: a nice jackal bear boy
williamjr3413: :)
TacitusVigil: Does mean that Serge's new nickname is "Shuffles"? :D
the_canuck_mystic: @kumatsu are you not allowed to look at your deck and then shuffle more when mulling?
Nyxjbm: Team order too strong - shuffling everything back in order
yourangclan: Chadoana?
kumatsu: Reminder to the stream in general that Sorin is still trapped in a wall
LRRbot: Fathom Fleet Firebrand [1R] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | {1}{R}: Fathom Fleet Firebrand gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Bladinus: We'll add it to the list @TacitusVigil
pwndnoob: FFF is like Chaos first pickable
kumatsu: @the_canuck_mystic you cannot look at the contents of your deck after you have presented it to your opponent
TacitusVigil: @Bladinus Excellent :)
yourangclan: Beep Boop Kathleen, twice as strong as normal Kathleen
GreenMittenz: Funnest chaos draft i ever did I had a blue green prison deck that won by looping moments peace runic repetition and krosan restoration to fog every turn until my opponents decked themselves
Krimarie: Should that have died?
LRRbot: Living Totem [3G] | Creature — Plant Elemental [2/3] | Convoke / When Living Totem enters the battlefield, you may put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature.
the_canuck_mystic: @kumatsu but if I shuffle and reoffer it, is it still a violation ?
r10pez10: in my experience, reading the cards confuses the player
squigel: just got here can serge assemble that contraption?
chillmarky: lrrJUDGE
pwndnoob: I dont think so
tehcrashxor: Didn't Adam already have a win?
Fletcherizer: I think Adam has the better deck
pwndnoob: since we saw the unstable pack and there was only 1 contraption starter and we saw it taken by not serge
LRRbot: Purphoros's Emissary [3R] | Enchantment Creature — Ox [3/3] | Bestow {6}{R} / Menace / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 and has menace.
yourangclan: He let Serge take a free mulligan on the match.
williamjr3413: Adam be nice and offer best 3 of 5
LRRbot: Ulamog's Despoiler [6] | Creature — Eldrazi Processor [5/5] | As Ulamog's Despoiler enters the battlefield, you may put two cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards. If you do, Ulamog's Despoiler enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
r10pez10: !spoilers
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LoadingReadyRun: which spoiler?
Blasteg: despoiler Kappa
Bladinus: Dis-spoiler!
yourangclan: DIS spoiler
pwndnoob: de spoilers
RakdosLOR: despoiler 4Head
josh_le_crafter: gdi
poetmarawr: oof I was painfully slow on that dad joke
Science_and_Magic: Dammit! You got me with that one chat
AtlasJackson: I played *way* too much BFZ draft, and I don't think I've ever seen Despoiler before.
Aztren: UwUmog
pwndnoob: @AtlasJackson so you drafted it like 3 times?
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josh_le_crafter: OwOmog
LRRbot: Whisperwood Elemental [3GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | At the beginning of your end step, manifest the top card of your library. / Sacrifice Whisperwood Elemental: Until end of turn, face-up nontoken creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, manifest the top card of your library."
Kykiwi: off
pwndnoob: wait what
frozenphoenix7: Aaaand dead.
Kykiwi: oof
SageOfTheWise: Serge is cursed by the Catan box right behidn him
underhill33: lrrWOW
kumatsu: Adam's victory is Manifest
NanashiSword: Wow...... just wow Adam
yourangclan: Serge written the death rattle
zarbit: the green mythics in this draft, ho-LEE
AtlasJackson: @pwndnoob kappa'd myself, I guess.
blast_shark: PogChamp
Diabore: uWupha duWupha
eshplode: Hey, I just traded for one of those today!
Fletcherizer: gross
jeff_sg: Howdy folks
pwndnoob: Whisperwood Elemental is insane, see it a lot in cubes
Fletcherizer: fair and balanced magic
kumatsu: That card made standard so miserable
LRRbot: Chivalrous Chevalier [4W] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight [3/3] | Flying / When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
BeeMoh: I registered that card in a modern deck at a GP
ArmadilloAL: Remember when Standard was all about jamming Whisperwood Elementals into other Whisperwood Elementals and both players being at like 175 life?
TacitusVigil: Serge: Always kind and graceful :D
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: I also really enjoyed Spectator Mode.
r10pez10: sometimes you want to
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Can't wait for more.
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yourangclan: Fun fact, that card is actually Serge
LRRbot: Feral Invocation [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
LRRbot: Reprisal [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. It can't be regenerated.
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: katesWa katesOw
Earthenone: in response i top
mrsarkhan: sergeHeart
garmpenguinuprising: BAITED
yourangclan: Jesus, Serge the murderer
zarbit: genius or grifter?
gsyhiap: Jebaited
Krokaar: serge with the accidental bm
Krimarie: rofl
Senstaku: Serge Yager - proven liar
frozenphoenix7: Wow Serge.
Xenovita: Jeturkey
AtlasJackson: Whiskers, the Grifter King
josh_le_crafter: serge, secretly evil
death_apparatus: jbaited
kumatsu: in response I opt
the_canuck_mystic: How many times did Adam let Serge mul to 7 ?
xantos69: We laughed and laughed.
pwndnoob: OH YEAH
eiggy64: Serge chuckles as the dagger slips deeper
LRRbot: Riding Red Hare [2W] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains horsemanship until end of turn.
Fruan: How many sevens did he let you take, and this is how you repay hiM?
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: That's going on the highlight reel for sure.
Kaprak: Serge with the RELaxed angle shooting. Love it
TacitusVigil: Is "Murder King" now one of Serge's nicknames?
Earthenone: Pegususmanship
thenb44: whats horsemanship?
the_canuck_mystic: how does horsemanship work?
Bugberry: Nay instead of Cacaw would be the appropriate sound
Aztren: Is Serge actually Lawful Evil with a good PR mindset?
fexworldwide: @Earthenone Damn I was just typing that
Aztren: oh no hes middle managment
yourangclan: It's flying but not flying
frozenphoenix7: Horsemanship is like Flying, but with only Horsemanship being able to block.
Springlake: @the_canuck_mystic it's like flying, except horsemanship
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: !explain horsemanship
GreenMittenz: Im trying to imagine what causes you to only have horsemenship temporarily
LRRbot: Dragonscale Boon [3G] | Instant | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature and untap it.
the_canuck_mystic: @Springlake right! THanks
LRRbot: Rout [3WW] | Sorcery | You may cast Rout as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Planar Outburst [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all nonland creatures. / Awaken 4—{5}{W}{W}{W}
yourangclan: @greenmittenz disposable horses
r10pez10: uh wow
RoseGokuu: horsemanship = can only be blacked by things with horsemanship
kinkerbelle: @the_canuck_mystic creatures with horseradish can only be blocked by creatures with horsemanship
Kumakaori: serge on mono wrath?
NanashiSword: Sergeeee!!
Angreed66: Green sweeps the night
frozenphoenix7: Adam, reveal your manifests, thems the rules Kappa
frozenphoenix7: Cameron has the monkey half.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: serge is so mean in magic, but such a nice person
Kumakaori: Creatures p-strong in a chaos draft.
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
kumatsu: which contraption is Serge playing?
the_canuck_mystic: Thanks @kinkerbelle
Xenovita: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
williamjr3413: the people's champion is the Victor
r10pez10: cheer225
LRRbot: Hard Hat Area | Artifact — Contraption | Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Himyul: Serge should've mulled to 7
NextLevelTabletop: @frozenphoenix7 You have to reveal Morphs, but I don't think you are obligated to reveal manifests.
yourangclan: so Serge DID get a card that could assemble contraptions lrrBEEJ
Professor_Rakor: Good night lovely people. o/ To the vods!
Krimarie: From seattle to the world or something
kumatsu: eh, what Jeej doesn't know won't hurt him
TacitusVigil: ^
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banachspacebar: What about "Pay them so they pay us"? Have they told you not to say that?
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Gekyouryuu: did I miss everything?
Gekyouryuu: dang.
Aztren: I prefer Kathleens slogan tbh
josh_le_crafter: until he sees the vod
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Gekyouryuu yes, but at least there are vods :)
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Ba_Dum_Tish: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
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thegatherers: card kingdom, a cardom of kings
Zarve: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
josh_le_crafter: is there a galaxy muffin em9te?
fcg_shadow: thanks for the fun stream guys :)
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
delta__vee: galaxy muffin ftw
frozenphoenix7: @NextLevelTabletop Afaik, the rules involving face down cards are that you have to reveal them regardless of how they were created for consistency's sake.
TacitusVigil: Oh no...I just realized that at some point so many people will be subbed for 69 months...
yourangclan: hey that me
Bladinus: Don't worry Serge, 8 was bad
yourangclan: Serge "fake geek boy" Yager
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: TacitusVigil it'll be soon, and I can't WAIT
josh_le_crafter: <3 ben?
chibi_bento: you are not a fake nerd Serge -- no geek knows all the things!!!
TacitusVigil: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed At least the replies will be quick. :P
NanashiSword: I liked 8, it just had its flaws
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: TacitusVigil fair :)
yourangclan: A means of preventing war divides their people
ArmadilloAL: Yay, they pronounced it correctly!
TacitusVigil: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed Will they call it "The Nice Club"? :D
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I mean, we can call it that :P we'll see if they pick up on it
Bladinus: @NanashiSword yeah, that's good that you liked it. Listening to Squall be moping the whole time annoyed me to no end though.
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josh_le_crafter: tfw the only FF game you've played is dissidia
Bladinus: heh, that one I haven't played
Earthenone: which dia?
circusofkirkus: Woo! I made the Fun Name Draft!
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: amazonGuild
NanashiSword: @Bladinus This is fair.
TacitusVigil: BearBees. My God.
Earthenone: i was turned off by a couple small things in 8 and honestly never gave it a fair shot
raithencore235: Thanks Surge for the confusion pronouncing my username
TheBearBee: I really love honey
josh_le_crafter: that sounds terrifying
TheBearBee: Ssshhh
xantos69: Thanks for that Kathleen. Now I have a new nightmare
raithencore235: Serge*
TacitusVigil: It's self sufficient. It can eat the honey it produces. Kappa
emberBecky: I can only picture Pooh bear disguised as a bee
Krokaar: Krok, Lady of War
Earthenone: so we have a skyrim mod that replaces spiders with bears, clearly we needone for bees now
Krokaar: Its a mee, Adamario
FreshPrinceOfBeleren: Thanks for the stream! Going to have to go back to the beginning to watch the draft.
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
eiggy64: that was over fast
TacitusVigil: Autumnal Hellscape is my favorite LRR Stream
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh yeah, Dix will be at Unplugged
Earthenone: Bring me pictures of Gritty man!
Vanbael: Bring back Gritty, just Gritty
TacitusVigil: Isn't it the Winter Solstice?
visla_mtg: Guilds nicknames Monday,woo!
circusofkirkus: Sounds like a future Crapshoot
poetmarawr: e x p e r i e n c e b e e j
jfioro10: peace
NanashiSword: Night chat!
Earthenone: you can take the blue dakimakura and go home, wake up from a nice dream or you can red dakimakura and see how deep the hole goes