Nightvalien28: PMAvers alex and someone else I can't recall
crazy_coug91: I would assume that it is a continue because I think they played on either a Newday or a previous Nope
TXC2: Vivid_Soul they started before
Vivid_Soul: ahh, ty
TXC2: it's Adam, Alex, Beej and Cori going to PAX
PhoenixMelior: wow G isn't going to a PAX? Amazing
Vivid_Soul: !findquote goat
LRRbot: Quote #5222: "Would you rather fight 12 zombies, or one goat named Clyde?" —Ian [2018-08-01]
PhoenixMelior found out that the office isn't actually closed on the 24th
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam get spooped by scary games. Game: Call of Cthulu) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (12m from now).
PhoenixMelior: thank goodness, I want to go in and get stuff done.
TXC2: !unhost
LRRbot: Disabled hosting.
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
rocketjohn: let's not raid
rocketjohn: and indeed. time for a water break.
rocketjohn: :)
forlornhope22: yeah, screw raiding. My shields all dented anyway.
PMAvers: The repair bills are killer.
rocketjohn: :-)
Mag_Chundysquatch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam get spooped by scary games. Game: Call of Cthulu) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (9m from now).
MenomeTwitch: I'm here, just in time!
Lunareclipse123: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam get spooped by scary games. Game: Call of Cthulu) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (5m from now).
MenomeTwitch: Now watch as the stream is on LRR time and starts at ten past the hour ;)
PhoenixMelior: aww, the test didn't work
PhoenixMelior: none of the phones in the office are going off
technoFinch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam get spooped by scary games. Game: Call of Cthulu) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (3m from now).
red_shoes_jeff: Afternoon
TXC2: hello red_shoes_jeff welcome
TXC2: CONTACT
Bobtheninjagoldfish: afternoon, all
Juliamon: Early?? lrrSPOOP
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notthepenguins: it's a spoop for a two year anniversary!
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PhoenixMelior: oh hey, there it went
TXC2: SUB HYPE 2
PhoenixMelior: it just went off a little late
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: PhoenixMelior it's hard to phone 35 million people all at once :P
PhoenixMelior: well, only about 5 million
QwertMints: Squidbois inbound! :D
PhoenixMelior: it's 1:55 pm local time, so it was time zone dependent
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SnackPak_: Hi everyone
that_no_picklepee: this is good
PhoenixMelior: so LRR will have their phones go off at 1:55 moonbase time
PhoenixMelior: so, headsup, chatters
RabidWallaby84: I feel lied too. :P Saw pop-up for LRR is live! And then all I get is a timer & spoops!
QwertMints: pardon?
LetsConsider: We got some weebs playing games
Nigouki: a few extra minutes of spoops
m0nkeyrama: That stream title, though
m0nkeyrama: benginHeart seabatBRAIN
that_no_picklepee: notice me, cthulhu chan
vikingninja47: Nani?
laozi3: Is alex still doing let's nope? I know he stepped back from talking simulator
popedeadpool: Yeah, that stream title.
TXC2: laozi3 he is not
Dared00: @laozi3 nope, just W+P
LetsConsider: Cthulhu-senpai, yamate
TXC2: here we GO!
TragicMtG: lrrSPOOP
johkmil: It's so incredibly rare for me to see anything live.
vikingninja47: Watashiwa Cthulhu desu
Psychic_Ketchup: Evening spoopfriends
that_no_picklepee: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: Cthuwu time!
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
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TXC2: Hello Adam and Ben
kamelion84: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
malexus101: it's spoops tiiiiiime
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hieroglyphica: Wha?! Mobile twitch has sub messages now?! I am so unprepared with wit.
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ujai321: spoopy
TragicMtG: we're hearing voices, how spoopy!
KidSpanner: Hi Adam! Also Ben I guess.
Nightvalien28: DO IT
SmilingWorlock: Greetings from the plx drives in Germany. have fun you guys.
that_no_picklepee: Hello Ben and Adam!
QwertMints: BEEJ <3
KNACC: I love that intro every time
red_shoes_jeff: Peach Gingerale...?
Dared00: Oh hey, Beej's hair looks nice
m0nkeyrama: Lol
LanternGeist: yay, finally more off this game :)
DanielSolis81: That ghost friend!
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:21.
mikialice: Happy spoops day everyone!
hieroglyphica: Beej! Hi beej! Also welcome back Ben as always
TXC2: I mean I COULD host the magic channel Kappa
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grim_monolith: Time for two loud and spooky bois
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MrVirite: *something witty*
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that_no_picklepee: I am so excited
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mikialice: I love that intro too @knacc ❤️
kumatsu: seabatSEAL benginHeart
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sir_jack_DB: it's the loud bois :D
vikingninja47: Moshi moshi i iz eating invisible granola bar
RayFK: Oh LAWD THEY COMIN
m0nkeyrama: Looking slick today, guys benginFingers seabatSEAL
Xenovita: gabyLewd
LordManiMani: moshi mooooshi
Malkaresh: Whoo! More Cthulu with Ben and Adam!
that_no_picklepee: Cthulhu senpaiii
rocketjohn: tip of fear?
malexus101: Hello Adam&Ben, Loudbois.org
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Terminalgrav: am i doing this right?
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OrionPax21: lrrCREEPL katesNope lrrCREEPR
TXC2: big chonking Cathulu
LordManiMani: seabatHITBOX
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mikialice: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
LetsConsider: Cthuwu
flouncy_magooo: I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun Remember we're drinking all booze
that_no_picklepee: yep!
DanielSolis81: something about a fish?
TXC2: his name is WHAT?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Detective Dumbass
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johkmil: I don't even Latin!
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Erin_Dwight: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sanityis0verrated: well this will get me through the last hour of work
LordManiMani: EJO has been called
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Lunareclipse123: His name's Edward Carnby I think?
Boi_Ginny: cheer1000 Thanks boys! Toot toot!
TXC2: someday we'll get Edward James Elmos in LRR
Sanityis0verrated: If only you were around earlier
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pterodactyl_noises: truth
Xenovita: omg LUL
RayFK: Jesus ben
RabidWallaby84: Pterrible...
Invitare: that's actually the correct pronounciation
mistborn83: seabatBRAIN benginFuse
Erin_Dwight: Ben, please. LUL
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Dragoknight101: Woot! 8 Months! Here for some spoop. I've been waiting a few weeks for this!
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RayFK: You're ptearing me apart Ben
TXC2: fuck sakes these puns :P
Invitare: The P isn't meant to be silent
TragicMtG: this is gonna be a great stream I can feel it :D
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sag3error: Just wait for the Bearadactyl
rocketjohn: Invitare whaaaat?
yourangclan: O boi spoops
that_no_picklepee: Edward Pierce: "hm. I don't f**n know how to read."
Suffix: There’s only one train I want. And that’s the one carting PogChamp R A S P B E R R I E S
jitterbeans: Adam! Ben! HeyGuys Hello gentlemen!
that_no_picklepee: eyy!
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Aztren: Its the goodest bois!
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Invitare: rocketjohn The pt in "Helicopter" is the same pt as in Pterodactyl
m0nkeyrama: Blueberries too! PogChamp PogChamp
drcanonball: goblin obviously
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm feeling really attacked right now
yourangclan: Kender lrrBEEJ
Invitare: rocketjohn the Greeks had no probelsm starting a word with Pt.
RayFK: OH MY GOD
RayFK: Yes that was Trin
Lunareclipse123: I mean, the P is pronounced in "Ptolemy" so....
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heyluckyannie: Will this sub go to 11? I think it will!
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TXC2: that Bastion of Communism Gritty
DoodlestheGreat: Can someone add "Pick a gnome, go home." to the quote database? :tf:
GenericHerooo: Hi!
Psychic_Ketchup: Dang that's good
Chodepher: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:36.
theghostwiththemost: hi everyone wgrHELLO
mistborn83: :)
TXC2: hello theghostwiththemost welcome
that_no_picklepee: im
DiscordianTokkan: Hello! Time for spoops!
that_no_picklepee: this bodes well
yourangclan: That's a big ol stretch on the pronunciation tbh.
Dared00: Actaually, fuckin' videdgames are against TOS, play normal videogames instead.
that_no_picklepee: he loves it
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aesir_blade: big numbers!
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StaciNose: BEN NO! Not Lucky!! Do you need other beer!?!
m0nkeyrama: Off to a good start :D :D
notthepenguins: good old go-asts
laozi3: hot
LanternGeist: a goast?
LetsConsider: Some fucking video games? I didn’t know this was now kiss Kappa
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yourangclan: this is the second episode, right?
sir_jack_DB: lrrGOAT lrrSPOOP ?
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
that_no_picklepee: I'll hold you to that, adam
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Hey it’s a new Loading Time! | This one’s all about the LRR LAN 3.0. | https://youtu.be/gq3LznoL5gQ || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1067887821522841600
Juliamon: yourangclan yup
coffee_condor: cheer200 good luck against this hentai tentacle cult
Sanityis0verrated: I'm going to have to go back &watch last episode
malexus101: I still haven't fully transition back from DB's pegi13 policy to day-to-day LRR
yourangclan: damn I missed a lot in like the 20 minutes of the first one I didn't finish
TXC2: malexus101 tell me about it :P
yourangclan: There's nothing better
yourangclan: OH OH OH
that_no_picklepee: teacher pls
LanternGeist: a cult or occult? :P
countz3r0: coalboy
Inkompetence: Chimney sweep?
that_no_picklepee: why do all these tentacles keep haunting my dreams?
johkmil: Occupation: coal miner
cheetoJack: he could be a coal miner
kumatsu: that kid's portrait looks like he's a store manikin
TXC2: a showshine Adam Kappa
rocketjohn: a miner, a chimney sweep
TehAmelie: you NEVER hear about someone being uninvolved with the occult
KidSpanner: Child labour was probably happening in this time period.
yourangclan: Chimbley sweep
TXC2: *shoeshine
SydPreviouslyHeadache: use the kids to get to the small areas
rocketjohn: one of those kids who cleans out wool machines
pterodactyl_noises: So where are we on the spectrum from Spoopy to genuinely scary?
red_shoes_jeff: I'm just a schoolboy, nobody loves me...
cheetoJack: he could be a coal sweep, or a chimney miner
icefinch: who's ready to cuddle with the occult
Ukon_vasara: age: 11, occupation: horse dentist
MenomeTwitch: I'm just a school boy from a school family
Oatway_: oh hey that's the vampire, from, y'know, vampyr
TXC2: same here Ben
LanternGeist: how does one join the hentai tentacle cult? asking for a friend
that_no_picklepee: damn
countz3r0: your tentacled master callssss
that_no_picklepee: that gas
red_shoes_jeff: Damn!
pterodactyl_noises: oh goodness that's some voice acting
yourangclan: @cheetojack he's working at the chimney coal factory
that_no_picklepee: >that gas
mikialice: Just let us loot dammit
TXC2: GAS!
lare291: Haha
rocketjohn: "guess i'll die"
yourangclan: G A D
m0nkeyrama: Damn
yourangclan: wait fuck
yourangclan: G A S
mikialice: Ded
that_no_picklepee: Damn. That g a s
that_no_picklepee: t h i cc
johkmil: Immediate gas! Hate that gas!
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Oatway_: the gas
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TXC2: #TheGAS
kumatsu: this game is G A S benginOmg
countz3r0: yess tentacles!
WithoutAnAce: Time for some Initial D
yourangclan: He died as he lived: from the gas
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
that_no_picklepee: he is a pretty boy
m0nkeyrama: gasgasgas
malexus101: is this that gas that makes you talk funny?
that_no_picklepee: the gas
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GrubbyBeautyyy: my two favourite bois
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KidSpanner: Gained an army of jugglos.
kumatsu: gained ICP? This game is full of miracles!
yourangclan: rippin gas
APrioriOfNothing: Did the gas gaslight you?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i really need to make lunch but i need to watch this
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the gas
malexus101: ya in da house.
Invitare: gonna step on the gas
that_no_picklepee: damn
theghostwiththemost: the GOD DAMN GAS
flouncy_magooo: Omg, imagine a game where the ICP is your party
malexus101: probably not ur house
RayFK: I'm out
icefinch: nope
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Booo
Amentur: lrrJUDGE
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Suffix: YeH. No.
The_Kraken19: BEN
laozi3: strong start to the let's nope!
yourangclan: If your opponent is straight gas, is your only chance to rip the stone nuts?
OrionPax21: benginPun benginPun benginPun
VoodontWoW: Is it time for calamari?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cthuwulu
Dared00: How do you make Cthulhu laugh? With THE laughing GAS.
yourangclan: Cthuwu
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that_no_picklepee: do i look alright?
countz3r0: Who's a good elder god boy??? Yes you are!! Yes you are!!!
TehAmelie: Chthulu's tickle spot is a miniature black hole
that_no_picklepee: the gas was everywhere
TXC2: why are these people acting so calmly?
that_no_picklepee: she was the doctor, the female friend
Inkompetence: She helped you escape from the asylum, I think?
that_no_picklepee: of the officer
TXC2: we where JUST GASSED!
TXC2: *were
pterodactyl_noises: is that policeman...not animated correctly? There's something uncanny valley there
LetsConsider: @txc2 also why didn’t the officer get gassed if we got gassed
countz3r0: is she gonna ask you to take her to a dance?
Nigouki: we saw Bradley die, right?
Suffix: uWu the gas ˙͜>˙
TXC2: LetsConsider good point
VoodontWoW: UWU we was gawwsed.
raithencore235: She's a member of the cult, that ignorance act is too... perfect. Also the officer is a member as well, they are all in on it
Nigouki: you wake up covered in booze in your office?
theghostwiththemost: guys it was a NIGHTMARE
solemn_storm: is there a hud or something that would prevent moving you two to the other side? you're slightly blocking subs
Oatway_: the old eternal darkness "this isn't really happening"
yourangclan: Oh no, Cthulhu-senpai, don't... Break my mind...
flouncy_magooo: We are but snowflakes in Cthulu's snow globe
kumatsu: gotta have the double bluff of waking up in bed, then waking up a second time in R'lyeh
Skyboss1996: THE GAS
that_no_picklepee: Cthulhu dating sim pls
TXC2: raithencore235 so its like the wicker man?
OrionPax21: You wake up and your cop friend is in the shower.
Mister_Hush: @raithencore235 That would absolutely follow with Lovecraftian lore. "Everyone's in on it but you, newcomer."
yourangclan: THE GAS THE GAS THE GAS
LetsConsider: @yourangclan I’ve seen that hentai
countz3r0: Where's Batm'ns? The Scarecrow is behind this
laozi3: Man, Bradley has quite the expressive face
m0nkeyrama: This is how people talk, right? Kappa
Novus_Spes: I talk with my hands. No, seriously I am cursed. Impossible to do otherwise. I punch people when I recite poetry. Makes being a literature professor very difficult.
The_Kraken19: Say what.
that_no_picklepee: gimmegimme never gets
PMAvers: Collector call.
Oatway_: ben was the last time you watched clone high way way back in the 1980s
that_no_picklepee: don't you know your manners yet
TehAmelie: i think they're using that auto-animation stuff
m0nkeyrama: Oh shoot, the shambler's in this game?
Skyboss1996: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:47.
malexus101: i did forget how finely tuned those characters' arms ans hands movements are.
johkmil: Perhaps she can read Latin -- she gesticulates like she was talking Italian.
flouncy_magooo: Adam Shambler?!
Mister_Hush: DJ Shambles is in this game
yourangclan: Ben watched many things before he was born lrrBEEJ
TXC2: "evidence"
that_no_picklepee: people die when they are killed
yourangclan: More like eviDONT'S
TXC2: is she juggling invisible balls?
VoodontWoW: Cut to "HE DEAD"
countz3r0: and please bring an appetizer
TehAmelie: algorhitmically generating animations based on the voice acting. it didn't work so hot in Mass Effect Andromeda and they don't seem to have learned much
hanrat: erm. I prefer ignorance actually
APrioriOfNothing: I want the job of being a professional dinner guest
that_no_picklepee: ma'am he ded
yourangclan: "Your husband is just the absolute most dead, like holy shit."
TXC2: "he ain't real, he dead"
Unas84: are we dialing C for Cthulhu?
Unas84: hulloo
RayFK: I drink your gravy, I DRINK IT UP.
johkmil: cheer100 Here's some bits - by the way, your husband is dead.
TXC2: it's a gravy boat ben
LetsConsider: @tehamelie I thought they did that for all the mass effect games tho
pterodactyl_noises: He's what we in the scientific community call "dead-o-rino"
countz3r0: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:32.
TehAmelie: possibly
red_shoes_jeff: On a deadness scale of 1-10, your husband's like a 40.
RayFK: I don't know that feel
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hanrat: Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
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Mister_Hush: @TehAmelie As an actor, I find the idea that you could generate animations with an algorithm genuinely ridiculous.
APrioriOfNothing: Anyone find it funny a gravy boat is for keeping a liquid instead of out?
Suffix: Wow.
DiscordianTokkan: Our husbandos! Noooooo!
m0nkeyrama: Awww
RayFK: YO HIGH FIVE FROM ACROSS THE WATER MY BOYS
that_no_picklepee: ouch it hurts
that_no_picklepee: non stop pop-pop of stainless steel
Papperslappen: Have we done the "new cult, who dis?"-joke yet?
Nightvalien28: all the single bois, all the single bois
Traion: Simple solution: Ben and Adam you are now married! Kappa
yourangclan: "Frankly is the turkey got up and was alive that would be more likely than your husband being alive. What I'm getting at is, mega dead"
LanternGeist: how does one join the hentai tentacle cult? asking fora a friend
Unas84: uh, that's fashion Adam, jeez
Nigouki: her eyes wonder wierdly
VoodontWoW: Danger suspenders!
Unas84: XD
Nightvalien28: she can kick my ass any day
LetsConsider: Wait, I thought Adam had a gf?
countz3r0: her mildly domme gear
RayFK: Oh they FAWKIN
flouncy_magooo: Phrasing!
TXC2: RayFK what? they just talking to each other?
Skyboss1996: Are you sure? theyr'e just talking?
malexus101: DEAD husband office, please
richard_ermen: !patreon
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theghostwiththemost: i'm here for the people that are going to die
m0nkeyrama: lol
VoodontWoW: Ooh, creepy art.
Traion: hahaha
APrioriOfNothing: Easy fix
that_no_picklepee: glad we could show u the way
Skyboss1996: Well, we got that fixed
red_shoes_jeff: lrrGOAT
raithencore235: She was totally staring at that booty
Oatway_: Adam you're the best
Dared00: we did it, reddit
ukkittykat: lol well that map was small. good job. :P
Unas84: Not lost anymore. Sawed in half husbands, Adam's right at home!
countz3r0: foodWaffle
crazy_coug91: Case open, case closed
richard_ermen: Are we continuing or restarting?
aquinas_0: how many gills are these collars hiding
Juliamon: I cannot deal with this woman's fashion choices.
DanielSolis81: These chuckleheads. Geez.
crazy_coug91: Continue
TXC2: richard_ermen continuing
RayFK: DO IT YOU COWARDS
Lord_ZYRK: Stone cold PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Big seabatYIKES
countz3r0: brutttaaalll
that_no_picklepee: HO---BOY
that_no_picklepee: HE DED
TehAmelie: truth should be told lrrAWESOME
Oatway_: started raving, and then someone dropped... the beat
RayFK: Adam, you know a thing or two about Shamblers hey? kappa
yourangclan: Di-mensional
Suffix: DJ SHAMBLES IN DA HOUSE
Oatway_: glow sticks everywhere
notthepenguins: "Twist with being bent in half by a ghost"
VoodontWoW: No pardons!
Lord_ZYRK: Called these boys cowards in 2018 LUL
johkmil: "Then he was ripped to pieces"
TXC2: she is looking at space-time :P
phylacterylich1: "He died hard, got any gravy?"
richard_ermen: The way she looks around it makes me feel like we´re playing LA Noir and she´s clearly LYING!
notthepenguins: she really has to pee and is too polite to say it
richard_ermen: Quick, press X to SUSPECT!
yourangclan: Holy shit that's such a "mistakes were made" voice
kumatsu: Hit the ghost with some GAS
that_no_picklepee: I aint of afraid of no gh--
theghostwiththemost: well its not this ghost
LordManiMani: seabatYIKES seabatBRAIN
VoodontWoW: Roll for charisma.
TXC2: "it's a noise, thats enough"
Lord_ZYRK: I think that sound means your special attack is ready Kappa
Unas84: it was the first notes of the Pink Panther theme, so I'm guessing ... good?
pterodactyl_noises: daaang that animation?
Suffix: benginOmg seabatYIKES
m0nkeyrama: These animations are so gooood seabatYIKES
yourangclan: Put out that Ultra
Nigouki: is this some machine learned animation experiment?
malexus101: Well we are telling her that her husband died in a painful, terrifying way, and that he was interned for no reason. The stressed anumation is reasonable.
VoodontWoW: And then she'll break out the macarena or vogueing.
that_no_picklepee: i started solving puzzles without thinking about them and it made me frighten
LordManiMani: Adam, where does The Old Hunters fit into this games timeline
sir_jack_DB: the chair is causing *things* to happen
Pteraspidomorphi: "I deduce" because you just said it
johkmil: "The Hawkins' family?" *facepalms*
richard_ermen: "Deduced"....because he screamed it and died xD
m0nkeyrama: Shambler flashbacks NotLikeThis
Mister_Hush: Animations generated by robots programmed by people who definitely aren't actors are kind of ridiculous? Who could have guessed this would happen
theghostwiththemost: hi from the lrrGARBO
TXC2: she seems to blink upwards
raithencore235: I feel like they were striving for dynamic animations while talking with NPCs, but it just looks... off
Nigouki: it doesn't seems like either motion capture or keyframed by anyone with a clue to how humans move......wait, was this animated by the deep ones?
LetsConsider: @mister_hush have you seen the New Frame Plus on that? Bc it’s interesting
richard_ermen: Why is she constantly looking at our receding hairline?
malexus101: Okay, this lady changes mood fast
GenericHerooo: KonCha
flouncy_magooo: Dimensional Shambler? As in DS? As in Nintendo DS?
yourangclan: @lordmanimani it's after Ringed City in this timeline, but I don't think Lews Therin has happened yet?
that_no_picklepee: nothing can save us from the gas
Darleysam: awww yisss just saw my email that this was live!
GenericHerooo: SPOT HIDDEN
Mister_Hush: @LetsConsider I haven't! I don't even know what New Frame Plus is!
notthepenguins: so
VoodontWoW: My body now!
notthepenguins: it's not that he "can not" return it
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notthepenguins: it's that he "will not"
richard_ermen: O_O
raithencore235: geez... no remorse
richard_ermen: Ta...fuck!
rocketjohn: *DX Crotch chop*
Skyboss1996: That Stance!
TXC2: SUB HYPE 25
pterodactyl_noises: Play chopsticks!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Pteraspidomorphi: um
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richard_ermen: @Skyboss1996 And what is that gun!
johkmil: 007/8*795+461023
Novus_Spes: Did I hear the "Shambler"?? I am having game PTSD. I can't take all this eldritch horror ;-)
johkmil: 32,,124571,03+91
johkmil: 6532+*-/
johkmil: ,10/897+*
Pteraspidomorphi: Why are you encased in an icecube?
that_no_picklepee: oh no
Nigouki: i hope the lady kicks you out for playing with the piano too much
m0nkeyrama: Those are very calming notes
richard_ermen: Quick Ben, play chopsticks!
TXC2: johkmil are you OK?
flouncy_magooo: Ben, play Despacito!
yourangclan: "It is the 1930s and I can excellent about my stock portfolio!"
Nightvalien28: play chopin you coward
Lord_ZYRK: Ben's the piano man PogChamp
Amentur: johkmil do you have a cat?
LordManiMani: Solomon Grundy watched Wrestling on Monday
johkmil: I spilled on my keyboadr
VoodontWoW: That was the Ode of Adam, in G minor.
LetsConsider: @mister_hush you know Extra Credits? The guy who used to voice their videos made New Frame Plus. It’s about animation, and he’s super enthusiastic about it
Lord_ZYRK: And he's singing us a song OhMyDog
Darleysam: a Shambler, we Quake now
johkmil: Tried to clean it, sorry.
that_no_picklepee: wat dat mouf do
richard_ermen: Paintings are very picasso-esque.
Anubis169: Helloooooooooooo Ben and Adam! lrrAWESOME
Anubis169: Hihi Chat! manLOVE
TXC2: hello Anubis169 welcome
Lunareclipse123: @Darleysam I mean, Quake took the name from the Cthulhu mythos, so kinda?
johkmil: I forgot there was an enter key on the number pad.
pterodactyl_noises: look at your house, look at your choices
flouncy_magooo: You're eating the medicine books to gain their power, right?
malexus101: some people just love really red walls
yourangclan: @novus_spes Uh oh shoulda brought torches
KidSpanner: Is that a phone for calling Graham?
Nightvalien28: this house at night must creak like a howling wolf
mistborn83: That is a real banger
m0nkeyrama: Heya @Anubis169 benginHeart / \ seabatBRAIN
Darleysam: when decorating the interior, we couldn't decide with "light and spacious" or "aggressively creepy"
Oatway_: you did say her husband was raving before he died
crazy_coug91: Starts playing Stairway to heaven
TXC2: gonna listen to some 20's bangers
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP
tribbletribal: I was really startled by her just standing up. I'm not made for these kinds of games
LordManiMani: grant us eyes!
QwertMints: Is she just wearing a fur necklace?
auxv: ghost real estate values are based mostly on tackiness
richard_ermen: xD
LetsConsider: @txc2 would that just be jazz music?
richard_ermen: Hannibal vission?!
richard_ermen: We batman now!?
Novus_Spes: @yourangclan TwitchLit
TXC2: LetsConsider kinda yeah
Lord_ZYRK: So close. . . that they were the same person 🤔
chickenace11: so houses are hunted because the ghosts like the architecture?
Skyboss1996: A house of artists?
malexus101: @qwertmints yes she is
that_no_picklepee: a house of artists
red_shoes_jeff: A house of artists...
NovaTiempo: Stop that.
Anubis169: "This Eldritch Lovecraftian Dubstep really does it for one's bangin' midnight raves dkmETAL "
TehAmelie: a blouse artritis
PMAvers: At least they're artists. It could be worse, they could be sound engineers.
Darleysam: Coming soon, to Netflix: A House of Artists
Anubis169: :P
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pterodactyl_noises: ah ouse savartists
Nightvalien28: did you know it was a house of artists
Boi_Ginny: Ahousa vartists
yourangclan: a horse of audis
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sir_jack_DB: ahousavartists
richard_ermen: Awww, she cute.
Papperslappen: that boy needs therapy
Anubis169: Jam on the gas!
Alephred: Thehau Svartist.
m0nkeyrama: jalous indeed
that_no_picklepee: me with my school photos
notthepenguins: naww
Nightvalien28: why? because it is evil ben
TXC2: WHAT?!
red_shoes_jeff: AAA
yourangclan: WHERE'S MY GAS. WHERE'S MY GAS
notthepenguins: jealous? how could that be
Skyboss1996: OWAH
Sanityis0verrated: hallo anubis169
that_no_picklepee: gouge your eyes out
PMAvers: No, you really don't.
richard_ermen: This reminds me, in a way, of that other game...Layers of Fear?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: uuuuh
VoodontWoW: Ow.
drcanonball: thats a lot of paint
malexus101: well that must have hurt
QwertMints: didnt SEE that coming
Anubis169: can't see shit cap'n xxxCOM
richard_ermen: Also Shamblers are...what, d10 sanity loss?
TXC2: well that escalated
Novus_Spes: Why do you need to see it?
chickenace11: MY EYES
Anubis169: hihi Sanityis0verrated :D
that_no_picklepee: a house of jealous
Unas84: I think it's a conscious reference to Layers of Fear, yeah @richard_ermen
Novus_Spes: The last guy who saw it ripped HIS EYES OUT
malexus101: ya jelly?
StephenJM81: piano?
malexus101: jelly lady?
TehAmelie: it'll turn out she somehow painted Quake, the game, and it was so ahead of its time it makes people's eyes bleed
Unas84: what with the grammophone there
LetsConsider: Why would you want to see a thing that made someone else rip their eyes out
Novus_Spes: Take it. Take it you COWARD.
that_no_picklepee: <3
yourangclan: @tehamelie Just way too fuckin rad
richard_ermen: @Unas84 If they reference the eye moment from the third act I´m gonna scream.
tim19862: lrrAWESOME katesWave hello everybody
ParanoidRabbit: is that table keys?
tim19862: did a monkey die to find that out? lrrBEEJ
TXC2: hello tim19862 welcome
hieroglyphica: Hi tim!
notthepenguins: what, literally or metaphorically
KidSpanner: Weird flex, but okay.
LetsConsider: Cause ya had a bad date?
Darleysam: first bad habit: buying ill-fitting shoes
QwertMints: You go, Ben!
notthepenguins: is he just walking way too close
tim19862: lrrAWESOME
GDwarf: "I am only capable of speaking in hard boiled cliches"
malexus101: She's having a bad date too
yourangclan: a bad date? what, like, February 18?
Nigouki: so that's the bad noise?
Anubis169: yourangclan: no, bad dates like in Raiders of the Lost Ark
mistborn83: I went on a date once when I showed up they were already drunk. SMH
VoodontWoW: @yourangclan Ugh, February 18 sucks. May 23 too.
Unas84: LIQuidate, hmmmmhmm
yourangclan: What are YOOOOOUUU doing HEEEERRRE
Lord_ZYRK: I hope you brought a big juicer, lady Kappa
tim19862: Anubis169 got it lrrAWESOME
TXC2: mistborn83 yes we call that the British way Kappa
richard_ermen: "Your destiny will remember this."
VoodontWoW: Your destiny is evil doggos.
mistborn83: @TXC2 lul
MenomeTwitch: cheer100 To save you some MAJOR frustration in a moment, check the note on the floor to the right before interacting with the painting!
Pteraspidomorphi: Did you just curse 451 people?
yourangclan: @voodontwow September 8 can get fucked tbh
LetsConsider: Your density became greater
Anubis169: mistborn83: we're not joking, most dates in the UK happen after work and with alcohol involved
richard_ermen: I think the book just basically made us lose hard-coded sanity.
tim19862: sounds like a lrrFRUMP
notthepenguins: it's a double bladed sacrificial dagger?
Novus_Spes: I wish pop ups like that happened in real life. Would help me a lot.
Tiber727: Can she really be trusted to transport paintings when she's can't keep her hands steady?
Nightvalien28: looks like a bow
richard_ermen: Are those self-glowing tablets? In the 1920s?!
yourangclan: Lizard maybe?
PMAvers: All loot is hunter loot.
that_no_picklepee: i have u now
OrionPax21: Everything is a hunter weapon, Ben
SunsetOcelot: Can not be used by the wizard
Kerrisis: Oh, THIS bit. Jim Sterling had things to say about this.
red_shoes_jeff: Perfect.
Novus_Spes: @notthepenguins For double the sacrificing! Hi, Billy Mayes here....
tim19862: localized exclusively in this house?! lrrBEEJ
VoodontWoW: Jojo mask?
Oatway_: this is the kind of house you get to get strangled by a ghost in
notthepenguins: maybe he was a nerd
richard_ermen: He has a weird penchant for screamy pictures. They kinda...scream at you. Very Munch-y.
FreshToastLord: *Steps inside cupboard* DEAR GOD THIS IS DRAINING MY SANITY
Lord_ZYRK: Big spooky house is the only way to go
yourangclan: I've sacrificed everything - well, like 20 people, same thing
pterodactyl_noises: for all your festive scarab themed parties
tim19862: that's a hard hat :)
LetsConsider: Bc old weapons are actually rad?
Lunareclipse123: Hmm
notthepenguins: let a rich weirdo have his hobbies
FreshToastLord: Closets are just so... MADDENING
malexus101: Hhhhhm
VoodontWoW: Hmmmm
Papperslappen: hmmm
tim19862: katesLol
yourangclan: hmmmm
TXC2: hmm
red_shoes_jeff: Hmmmm
Sanaj: Press X to ponder.
m0nkeyrama: Damn
TXC2: oh ho
tribbletribal: Press Z to appreciate the artifacts
yourangclan: oh hell
Lord_ZYRK: The real pros rebind Deep Contemplation to the mouse wheel Keepo
that_no_picklepee: innistrad angel*
malexus101: Baethoven?
yourangclan: Excuse me, I was lost in thought
johkmil: What was that warning about a note?
theghostwiththemost: press any button, now where's the any button
jacey0002: At least he wasn't choking a chicken
NimrodXIV: so they have diverse tastes, jeez
Lunareclipse123: unarmeHmm
yourangclan: Beethowoven
Nightvalien28: the canadian rite of adulthood
Skyboss1996: It's a sculpture of a man. A dragon man. Or maybe just a dragon.
PMAvers: Oh, so that's the sculpture "Adam versus Blue in Duck Game."
Kramburger: Ask the sculptures if they like icecream
Lord_ZYRK: PMAvers LUL
Skyboss1996: TEETH
m0nkeyrama: We're getting shambled NotLikeThis
Kerrisis: Here we go...
that_no_picklepee: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP do it
NimrodXIV: lrrSPOOP
pterodactyl_noises: spoops for days!
TXC2: note the skull in the mouth
delta__vee: whatever that is sure has a lot of... teeth
VoodontWoW: Gallery's closed.
aquinas_0: no,?
johkmil: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
wicker_knight: oh no, he's playing Torchless Bloodmoon
that_no_picklepee: hwoah
Invitare: it's DJ Shambler!
mistborn83: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Papperslappen: shamblewhamble!
Oatway_: put the shambler in smash you cowards
richard_ermen: Actually getting shambled.
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
aquinas_0: Nom!
circusofkirkus: We Ghostbusters 2 now
yourangclan: Oh hey it's Mario 64!
crazy_coug91: That's some poltergeist stuff there
VoodontWoW: NIght at the Museum, R-Rated version.
TXC2: the shimble shambles
Darleysam: it's so lifelike!
malexus101: get the knife?
Lord_ZYRK: Shambler needs braces WutFace
kassy_13: all the doors locked
Invitare: you can't retreat from the Shambler right away Ben
johkmil: lrrSPOOP
that_no_picklepee: i wanna idk what id do
richard_ermen: @circusofkirkus Only if its the really bad carpathian VIGO xD
edgar_j: running is too ez
aquinas_0: roll the d20 for san
Darleysam: it's like the eyes, and rest of it, actually follow you around the room!
pterodactyl_noises: good sir shimmy shams
m0nkeyrama: DJ Shambles went on a diet :o
coffee_condor: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
VoodontWoW: Teeth.
Lord_ZYRK: ELDRITCH DENTAL PLAN WutFace
notthepenguins: this thing's design is actually pretty rad
PMAvers: "I smell... brown trowsers!"
Tiber727: Dare to believe you can survive!
FreshToastLord: Protect me, Desk!
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK DENTAL PLAN
richard_ermen: Wait...that doesn´t look like a shambler...
yourangclan: Don't worry, he just wants the star in the level
Skyboss1996: DENTAL PLAN
NimrodXIV: it's okay, it doesn't have eyes
GenericHerooo: Wut?
Amentur: So what is the magic card for Shambler look like?
that_no_picklepee: its straight out of a lovecraft story actually
Oatway_: oh lawd he comin
richard_ermen: @that_no_picklepee Which one?
Darleysam: now find the nailgun
Lord_ZYRK: Zambler? This Buffy reboot is getting weird.
m0nkeyrama: Stealth missions DansGame
kassy_13: yeah it told you to get a dagger
that_no_picklepee: @richard_ermen "The Horror in the Museum"
johkmil: Don't believe in it!
tim19862: where's a shiny kitchen when you need one?
malexus101: well it has nice, long, fingers.... Maybe someone appreciates it?
FreshToastLord: RIP
Traion: Do we have a good team for the shambler? Any helions?
Kerrisis: The game isn't very good at telling you what to do here.
that_no_picklepee: ahahaha
Lord_ZYRK: Too good at circles NotLikeThis
NimrodXIV: :D
LetsConsider: Aren’t there a bunch of shamblers?
yourangclan: Excuse you sir we are trying to have a conversation
rocketjohn: !scream
richard_ermen: @that_no_picklepee Interesting. I don´t think I ever read that one.
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Papperslappen: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
that_no_picklepee: @richard_ermen give it a bedtime story read
aquinas_0: how would this ever work
aquinas_0: !!
GenericHerooo: Oh no
TXC2: how do we deal with this guy lrrbot?
FreshToastLord: Oh no it's the KrAzY ClOsEt again
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't give the demon sphere to Dale.
Noxenluxe: Is this supposed to be a nightguant? SeriousSloth
richard_ermen: @that_no_picklepee Is it original lovecraft or derleth lovecraft?
Traion: Ben "Professional Horror game player" Ulmer
m0nkeyrama: benginRip benginRip
notthepenguins: those were redundant organs anyway
VoodontWoW: Got the point?
OrionPax21: slytqRIP
Oatway_: you got shambled
drcanonball: and of course he has claustrophobia
Nigouki: you got shambl'd
yourangclan: Holy shit
that_no_picklepee: @richard_ermen Its ol Howard
PMAvers: CoC2: Dunwich Harder
OrionPax21: katesTry
kumatsu: cal of Cthu-TWO
richard_ermen: Call of Twothulu?
red_shoes_jeff: twitch pls
Ukon_vasara: 2 Call 2 Thulu
that_no_picklepee: Look out for a special sign on it
johkmil: Bradley survived getting stabbed in the gut -- you can as well
malexus101: Call of Ch-2-Lou, the pre-quell
LetsConsider: New day tuwusday
Amentur: Dark Cloud Cth-Tuesday
Kerrisis: I can tell you what you need to do if you want.
Louie_Salmon: 2 call of 22lu
aquinas_0: this is just alien isolation now
TXC2: it;s like the xenomorph
FreshToastLord: Sneak attack it maybe?
m0nkeyrama: This section seems fun.... seabatYIKES
Lord_ZYRK: Call Two Lous you say
MilkInBag: greetings Adam-friend and his Ben-son
yourangclan: Twoday Tuesday for sequels?
CrazymattCaptain: stab the painting?
TXC2: hello MilkInBag welcome
Nerdypup: Oooooh it's the boys! Hello!
pterodactyl_noises: I think it only has two tentacle-ey bits? The one you picked up had 3? Yo no se
silenceaux: "The spiky one" they are daggers
Nerdypup: Are we hiding from the cthulus~yet?
GenericHerooo: @crazymattcaptain Good idea
VoodontWoW: It is!
MilkInBag: GOT EM
that_no_picklepee: im really glad you guys got the right one
FreshToastLord: Aaay
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yourangclan: lrrGOAT
that_no_picklepee: this took me a while
drcanonball: thanos dagger
VoodontWoW: Dorian Gross.
JinaMahavira: Holy moly Adam
Nigouki: WHO'S GETTING SHAMBLED NOW
KidSpanner: Wow.
tim19862: wow nice lrrAWESOME
Invitare: did you get the Ancestor's Map?????
NovaTiempo: AHH!
yourangclan: poke
OrionPax21: Wow Adam
MilkInBag: the Taint D:
Lord_ZYRK: Man, I've heard harsh art critiques tearing people down, but that's intense
Novus_Spes: Adam 10/10
TXC2: SUB HYPE 30
LordManiMani: PogChamp PogChamp
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
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kat2kool: Ooh, is this one of those Flying Spaghetti Monster games I've heard so much about?
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MilkInBag: LUL
rocketjohn: holy crap, i thought you had a soundboard.
Oatway_: THE GAS
GenericHerooo: =S
silenceaux: Uhoh. Black Spot?
Skyboss1996: THE GAS
VoodontWoW: "You see, my hand is evil."
rocketjohn: i was not closely watching the stream
that_no_picklepee: when bae finds you about to stab your arm off
LordManiMani: ThankEgg
Nerdypup: Don't you know how to KNOCK??!?!?
yourangclan: I just live this dagger so much
TehAmelie: "Have you seen Dr Strangelove?"
richard_ermen: Can we tell her we were actually attacking the floor?
MilkInBag: ONE OF US
yourangclan: Man fuck floors
m0nkeyrama: PogChamp
yourangclan: Stab all floors
richard_ermen: @yourangclan Even Ultima taught me that floors are evil.
that_no_picklepee: i need it to stab the gas
Nerdypup: The ass on that sphinx tho
VoodontWoW: Dagger of Artist's Bane
Nigouki: why does a tiny ass island have an antique dealer?
aquinas_0: someday technology will advance to the point dresses are a thing in video games again
Novus_Spes: Stab the gas! Stab all the gas!
TXC2: Nerdypup that's a beach ball :P
LordManiMani: @nigouki small town tourism
TheMerricat: you guys missed something...
VoodontWoW: @Nerdypup The Riddle of DAT ASS
KidSpanner: I think it's 11.
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out he picked that dagger up at the knife stall in the mall two towns over Keepo
JinaMahavira: My wife loves KFC
frage069: Pretty certain it's 11
TXC2 has never had KFC
Nerdypup: What twerks on two legs at noon
KinoGami: 11 secret herbs and spices, 2 of them clearly salt and pepper
frage069: I had KFC last night
johkmil: DAT G A S
sopranocat: Ben, guess what I have for lunch? Chicken nuggets
DrasonSpike: Swiss knight cheese blocks are only 80 calories for 2 pieces!
chickenace11: don't forget when somebody pointed that out KFC sent them something weird.
richard_ermen: xD
KinoGami: fuck now i want fried chicken. Thanks adam
yourangclan: Oh man you gotta see how this dagger handles a meat boot my dude
crazy_coug91: Wood fired pizza
Skyboss1996: Somebody was wrong on the internet GO GO GO
that_no_picklepee: i was gonna eat chickie nuggies
richard_ermen: Oh Adam!
VoodontWoW: Oh, Pierce got pierced.
notthepenguins: you can't just
OrionPax21: "Um, actually..." *pushes glasses through the back of head*
notthepenguins: name a store the nameless store
Lord_ZYRK: It was much more than a painting. . . it was also a total dick!
johkmil: The Nameless Bookstore?
TehAmelie: you can tell because the KFC twitter account follows six guys named Herb and the Spice Girls
kumatsu: now I want THE GAS
that_no_picklepee: most eligible bachelor definitely this boi
red_shoes_jeff: Did you bring any flowers for-DAMMIT!
VoodontWoW: Hi James
MilkInBag: #BlameJamesForInternetDown
QwertMints: all good!
Novus_Spes: We are still live!
sopranocat: Ben I have chicken nuggets for lunch
rocketjohn: y'all want my recipe for keto fried chicken?
LetsConsider: @kumatsu uh... phrasing?
Sanityis0verrated: i mean KFC should not make people want chicken
hanrat: Flowers for Algernon: One of the few books that made me cry
Sanityis0verrated: it be gross
silenceaux: My books could kill a Cthulu
Lunareclipse123: Drink Dr. Lucky
crazy_coug91: looks like we need a book devourer
yourangclan: Book seller, I am going into battle
notthepenguins: i take it that's basically the PBR of canada/
m0nkeyrama: Powerful books :o
Psychic_Ketchup: Make sure it hasn't already expired then :)
StaciNose: ish notthepenguins
Nerdypup: Ah yes, Lucky Logger. I know that one. It's the...it's the one with alcohol...?
EvilBadman: @notthepenguins That is a fair assessment from what I saw.
StaciNose: Hipsters still drink pbr
Yumore: no we have PBR too lucky is a beer for those who have given up
johkmil: The Grail!
Karmegeddon: No. FUCK. I missed the start of this
that_no_picklepee: feels bad man
TXC2: lucky: the La Croix of alcohol ?
kumatsu: oh look, the Holy Grail in the corner
Karmegeddon: Do i just wait for the vod or just deal with it
LordManiMani: SabaPing
Sanityis0verrated: its so dahhhk
that_no_picklepee: YES
Juliamon: Karmegeddon oh man, you're gonna want to catch the VOD. You missed some CHOICE dialogue.
Karmegeddon: life is a nightmare
Nerdypup: Glass God, Glass God
that_no_picklepee: I was hoping you'd do that, Ben
StaciNose: mostly in vic the hipster drink craft beer. right now the hazy ipas and sours are all the rage
yourangclan: Glassthulhu
TehAmelie: rigid scientific study ingeniously only makes the elder gods more dangerous, ergo, psychoanalysis is not the answer but drinking heavily is
Nerdypup: Glass God luv crazy detective
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EvilBadman: Hello ghosts! It's ya boy, leany pierce. Welcome back to another ghost video
TheMerricat: Ben and Paul agree, Archer Skeletons suck
TXC2: SUB HYPE 32
malexus101: well chat & lousbois, gotta do the responsible adult thing and go to sleep. Good spoops!!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Psychic_Ketchup: That's literally Undertale
KidSpanner: I can't believe Adam's bringing his views in here too.
Sanityis0verrated: yup lets pick up these random meds in this crazy house
yourangclan: Adam joins Alex in the ranks of Skeleton Racists
kat2kool: Ben confirmed: not skeleton racist
Earthenone: what about skeleton archers?
TXC2: so long malexus101 sleep well
Nerdypup: Skeletons lost their heart, but they grow another back
LetsConsider: Ben-skeleton apologist
lighting_bolt_123: is this game good?
shamblingkrenshar: I feel like good cosmic horror isn't scream scary. Its mess with your head scary.
Nerdypup: oh wait shit no I'm thinking of Nobodies
tim19862: ouch
e_bloc: cheer100 an Adam double feature on Talking Sim & Let's Nope -- it must be my lucky week
m0nkeyrama: That's the worst
yourangclan: @nerdypup Skelexenahort
SydPreviouslyHeadache: car trunk slamming onto your hand
SydPreviouslyHeadache: head*
loulou2222: lost a thumbnail in a door
tim19862: oh nooo
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: I mean getting you hand caught in any door is bad
loulou2222: real good time
gsyhiap: djtIRVY
MilkInBag: zlul
Invitare: I slammed my little finger in a door once when I was very young. It tore off the nail
MilkInBag: LUL *
tim19862: lrrAWW lrrEFF
LordManiMani: riPepperonis
KidSpanner: Aww, Ben.
Sanityis0verrated: so Canadian
richard_ermen: @shamblingkrenshar Yep, but it´s really hard to do.
Lysander_Gustav: Hello all of you!
e_bloc: cheer50 when I was a kid my brother slammed my thumb in the car door so hard it got stuck at a 90 degree angle and I needed surgery
Kramburger: Twitch chat?
richard_ermen: Giant roaches?!
MilkInBag: bugs are plants duh
richard_ermen: ELDER SIGN
Zebunisher: what killed all these animal?....other animals?
GenericHerooo: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 PopCorn
notthepenguins: he was repelled by the elder sign i guess
Mister_The_Doc: Bugs are totes animalia
TXC2: I once had a car roll over my foot as I was pulling stuff out the back of it
Lysander_Gustav: oh hey elder-sign
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES that sucks
theghostwiththemost: Does ghosts have feelings
SydPreviouslyHeadache: grandfather time
yourangclan: Animals are only mammals.
richard_ermen: Wtf...is that Elder Sign repelling US?
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yourangclan: don't @ me
notthepenguins: sir i dont want to alarm you but
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I see the stars
tim19862: southside lrrBEEJ
Nerdypup: When I was like 4 we had a giant wooden trunk and the lid dropped shut on my thumb
notthepenguins: your arm is a bundle of tentacles
Gulleko: hello eogHey I see we are totally not insane, lovely
randomino5: I think it's South Side?
TehAmelie: in kindergarten i slammed my finger in a door on the side with the hinges. it's kind of weird i didn't have to go to hospital in hindsight
TXC2: what's wrong with Moby?
Sanityis0verrated: Now I kind of want to play Mansions of Madness
LordManiMani: GOTTEM
yourangclan: CRAAAAAAAWWWWWLING IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
MilkInBag: vinyl pfff
tim19862: lol :D
e_bloc: moby is in Herman Melville's direct lineage
sopranocat: Grimoire!
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HisEvilDomain: New lore on James? Good to know. Now he's gonna get a bunch of vinyls and be super confused
johkmil: Your Animus is acting up.
Nigouki: remember kids, BOOKS HURT, so don't bother reading any of them
LordManiMani: You just made The Book!
chickenace11: It's a list of everything we have blamed James for
theghostwiththemost: that book has my soul DONT TAKE IT
yourangclan: Moby's Dick is my favorite sexual biography
Nerdypup: I mean, I unironically like a lot of Nickelback's stuff, so who the fuck am I to judge?
Rockario: Is she a Warhammer warf with a book of Grudges?
e_bloc: code is obv 666
Earthenone: 4=2=0
red_shoes_jeff: nice
LetsConsider: They make sexual biographies @yourangclan
OnyxOblivion: 451
shamblingkrenshar: When investigating a fishing village with a cult, just assume everyone is in on it
GDwarf: Only 1000 options, how hard could it be? :P
GenericHerooo: I g}agree
Psychic_Ketchup: cheer100 Oh yeah Ben, good job on editing the latest Loading Time!
TXC2: I mean didn't that happen once already?
yourangclan: The thing is, if you do that then the puzzle no longer counts
tim19862: there was that 6969 no scope one time
Scarbble: uh, it's pronounced omu-let
Lunareclipse123: Oh R'lyeh?
EvilBadman: If I make a game, 420 and 069 would just instakill you on a safe try.
sopranocat: there's a grimoire in there, probably to fight/contain/kill Cuthulu type things in there. btw we're probably infected by it now, with the hand thing. Gonna have to go Evil Dead 2 on it
yourangclan: Everyone just opens it before actually finding anything
richard_ermen: xD
e_bloc: put Batman in CoC you cowards
pterodactyl_noises: secretly a batman game this whole time
Psychic_Ketchup: Cthulhu's mom is also called Martha
Invitare: Lovecraft is where Batman got the name Arkham from
yourangclan: batman arkham was banned after Lovecraft arkham.
richard_ermen: Wait...isn´t there a Batman vs Cthulhu comic? This sounds like something that was bound to exist xD
NovaTiempo: oooh, new loading time?
johkmil: Perhaps the next book might be an Arkham Edition?
yourangclan: *named after
I_Am_Clockwork: I ran a CoC game where my party made the Justice league without telling me
red_shoes_jeff: critroleNein
LetsConsider: @i_am_clockwork I’m sorry, what?
e_bloc: tired: same password every time. wired: randomized passwords for each playthrough
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is pretty good
richard_ermen: OMG there is! Ther eis a Batman Cthulhu comic! It´s called The DOOM that Came to Gotham! xD
I_Am_Clockwork: It took me 5 sessions before I grocked what was happening
Lord_ZYRK: I_Am_Clockwork 👏
richard_ermen: It´s from Mike Mignola, hellboy-style!
I_Am_Clockwork: it was when the aqua man analoge tried talking to fishmen
Kamotetop: How?
TXC2: I_Am_Clockwork so one was batman, one was superman and so on?
GenericHerooo: "Things that sould not be" sounds like a book I would buy.
e_bloc: flips the page "it's 069 you fools"
I_Am_Clockwork: @TXC2 yeah
yourangclan: Gotham=Sarnath confirmed!
yourangclan: I've had this theory for a long, long several seconds.
notthepenguins: nah you've gotta find the Cylinders
notthepenguins: whatever those are
LetsConsider: What is sarnath?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: You need to find the cylinders.
loulou2222: $10.77, same as my PIN number
vokayregrebniew: which members were represented
notthepenguins: hidden where greek life and pleasure combine I think was the description?
flouncy_magooo: A house of arkhams
kumatsu: arkh-arkh-arkh-arkham editions?
TheMerricat: barking up the wrong tree
Phothrism: Arkha never he ARKHAM editions?
APrioriOfNothing: Yes, the same 3 staatements over and over again
e_bloc: looks drawish
yourangclan: @letsconsider a city from a Lovecraft story, The Doom That Came to Sarnath
I_Am_Clockwork: batman was a super rich detective, superman was a strongman farmer from kansas, Wonder Woman was a foriegn dignitary who was also a heavy hitter, aquaman had eldritch heratige
I_Am_Clockwork: and so on
LetsConsider: myourangclan is it one of the good ones?
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: hi adam ben and chat
Lunareclipse123: Everyone who plays chess speaks Latin. Fact.
Earthenone: high eloquence makes you a chest expert right?
TXC2: wow thats so good I_Am_Clockwork
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Clockwork that is amazing i love it
m0nkeyrama: That's pretty great, clockwork
Inquisitor_Xian: i ran a CoC game recently and at the climactic ending scene, instead of going in and saving the people and killing the cult leader, they just blew up the cult headquarters with dynamite and killed both the cult and the hostages they were supposed to rescue lol
TXC2: helllo GetGoodCHEESECAKE welcome
yourangclan: I haven't read it in forever tbh I dunno
that_no_picklepee: Helena Blavasky - good servant in FGO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: sidenote, I don't know what Martian manhunter or hawkwomans powers are
Earthenone: please just play Drake
yourangclan: I think I might not have finished it, which is a bad sign
Earthenone: darn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I just know they exist
I_Am_Clockwork: I was so impressed that my players managed to organize it without me catching wind of it
DentedPockets: @I_Am_Clockwork That's amazing, but the real question is, who was the first to go insane?
SandwichKed: Oh, damn. I saw the stream title and thought they were playing an actual game titled "Moshi Moshi Cthulhu Desu"
EvilBadman: Drake's Mixcylinders are not fire.
Darleysam: not as catchy as his older stuff
ruination_seer: @inquisitor_xian hostages? I think you mean acceptable casualties
TXC2: SydPreviouslyHeadache hawkwomens powers are can fly
I_Am_Clockwork: @DentedPockets Aquaman. Turns out talking to fishdeamons is not condusive to your mental wellbeing
sopranocat: @SandwichKed I'd play that game. Sounds like a good candidate for Now Kiss
TXC2: Maritan manhunter's are whatever the writer needs them to be
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh. ok flights not a bad power. thank you
yourangclan: @sydpreviouslyheadache Martian Manhunter does what the fuck he wants until somebody lights a match, hawkwoman kills the continuity
notthepenguins: five
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok, thank you very much TXC2
notthepenguins: counting queen and king
richard_ermen: @Inquisitor_Xian My players recently ended the Mountains of Madness campaign by dooming the entire world to death...it was fun.
Inquisitor_Xian: @ruination_seer i guess so! lol
Earthenone: does he have to change his code if he loses a chess piece?
I_Am_Clockwork: @TXC2 Once I cottened on to what they were doing, I had the next NPC they met be a MMH analogue
randomino5: 539 nice
TXC2: nice
I_Am_Clockwork: a changeling from one of the outer planes
PMAvers: Oh nice, a elder sign.
m0nkeyrama: benginDab benginDab
yourangclan: 539 blaze it
Psychic_Ketchup: benginNail benginNail
Oatway_: 539 and each is a neighbour of 420
Nigouki: you were off by one digit each from 420
richard_ermen: Adam, DOB!
johkmil: That's not a good book
vegetalss4: lrrHORN
crazy_coug91: The necronomicon?
Lunareclipse123: Ye Olde Necronomicon
gsyhiap: I think if you manage the 539 position you're either a gymnast troupe or you need to go to hospital...
Earthenone: ohh yeah its one digit off from 420 on each
Earthenone: you were close
sopranocat: @SandwichKed Poor high school Cuthulu is just wants a date to the prom. But he's shy and everytime he sks someone out they go insane. Maybe he'll have a better chance at this new eldritch high school??
Bugberry: airhorn of cthulhu
TXC2: !findquote nostradamus
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MilkInBag: sauron D:
e_bloc: eye wouldn't open that
notthepenguins: THE BOOK GAZES INTO YOU
Oatway_: oh you found green sauron
drcanonball: sauron?
shamblingkrenshar: Never get rid of that sound effect, its too powerful.
CastleOtranto: slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh
red_shoes_jeff: S A U R O N
Phothrism: Out of 20
yourangclan: Oh I definitely thought we were getting elfed
Earthenone: ohh lawd he spoopin
NimrodXIV: 4 / lrrSPOOP
Himyul: 4 lrrSPOOP / 5 lrrSPOOP
lord_wertornion: Be sure to roll for the haunt to start
randomino5: 5, the spookiest number of all
NapalmSideburns: Get these hands!
richard_ermen: Sauron calls, long-distance call, are you taking the call?
KidSpanner: The painting was a 5/5 haunting.
Gulleko: thuluREYE
drcanonball: oh
Oatway_: THE GAS
e_bloc: it's just a book about the institiute
APrioriOfNothing: We mad now
Lunareclipse123: Increase your Cthulhu Mythos score by 1d10
m0nkeyrama: Gross
richard_ermen: Also lose d10 sanity.
yourangclan: Oh fuck are we gonna play as the dude who died now
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: I love you Adam
e_bloc: *writes down ladder*
Lunareclipse123: Make an idea roll...
johkmil: How does he recognise human leather?
EvilBadman: We John Malkovich now
KidSpanner: Is the ladder a mimic?
randomino5: church of jesus christ of ladder day saints
GenericHerooo: O.O
red_shoes_jeff: THAT'S WHY THE LADDER WAS BROKEN!
yourangclan: Roll for ladder
I_Am_Clockwork: the Rose Suchiks ladder company
richard_ermen: xD
that_no_picklepee: @johkmil distinctive scent
cheetoJack: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
Himyul: lrrbot on point
APrioriOfNothing: ^
e_bloc: guess we're dead now
lord_wertornion: That was good advise for once
drcanonball: you mindswapped
yourangclan: lrrbot at 85% sentience
GenericHerooo: Haha
TehAmelie: "by with Captain Fitzroy" must be the worst euphemism ever
APrioriOfNothing: Don't you mean good bad advice?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Drugs?
richard_ermen: Wait, are we body snatchers now?
NapalmSideburns: Catatonic, is that like a gin and tonic, but with cats?
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The_Irish_Blaggard: Are we 100% sure we're not just insane?
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yourangclan: So this is back in time, right?
ruination_seer: surely the cure for drugs is just more drugs right?
johkmil: Does this mean we will have a romance option with Bradley?
Theteddybear676: @LoadingReadyRun hows the leg ben
Psychic_Ketchup: Is this another Gundam situation?
I_Am_Clockwork: Oh man, a personal Narator>
Gulleko: thuluTENT eogLare thuluTENT hug the tentacles
I_Am_Clockwork: ?
m0nkeyrama: Like that black mirror episode?
Himyul: Ben would be in your head suggesting you eat chicken nuggets
Skyboss1996: or like, Adam takes you to the gym
Earthenone: i already have a voice in my head telling me where i screwed up though
DentedPockets: Stranger Than Fiction
red_shoes_jeff: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
TXC2: I mean that's basically a Hero from DC
yourangclan: @himyul that's just every day
MilkInBag: what if...we're actually a video game character D:
e_bloc: is anyone ever 100% sure they're not insane
LetsConsider: I do not need someone else in my head telling me I screwed up
wicker_knight: this is a Cthulhu game. Us being insane is the only out we could have
FarleyF: You know your just describing the plot to Dark tower the drawing of the three
Lord_ZYRK: But then Adam gets food poisoning, and you're stuck there
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Damn
drcanonball: THE GAS
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The Gas
Himyul: MilkInBag if we are, we should really have a cooler HUD
FarleyF: Except in that Roland could come forward with enough force
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RavingPenguin: 40 spoooopy months!
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Lunareclipse123: Toilet breaks become super awkward
TXC2: also how is a person in your head that sees everything you do, but can't control or help not just your soul ?
Earthenone: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
kumatsu: Sure are saying words
e_bloc: malnutrition of the butt is the worst
yourangclan: BUTT. BUTT. BUTT.
chickenace11: ouch ben ouch
m0nkeyrama: Big sciency words
yourangclan: Edema Ruh?
TehAmelie: yeah, that's advanced butts disease
kumatsu: but is he on main?
TXC2: this boi thirsty on main
SydPreviouslyHeadache: He's so fucked up
yourangclan: THORSTY
pterodactyl_noises: of course he thirsty, you examined his butt
r10pez10: is he died
Nerdypup: Peirce just grabs a defibrilator "CLEAR!!!"
I_Am_Clockwork: YOUR pulupal tissue is necro
VoidByAnyOtherName: he's not just thirsty on main, he's thirsty all over
kat2kool: so he's been starved, dehydrated, and rotted?
shamblingkrenshar: Wow. That was a backhanded compliment.
Erudite_Cynic: he has the Innsmouth look about him
e_bloc: they only have two doctors
KidSpanner: Of our two doctors, you're second place.
m0nkeyrama: so kind of them
PMAvers: That's one big tapeworm.
shamblingkrenshar: "You're the best of our two doctors, except for the other one."
jacey0002: Chest burster incoming?
that_no_picklepee: depengs
johkmil: He has been impregnated by the Deep Ones!
that_no_picklepee: depends even
Nerdypup: He can be pregnant if he wants
kumatsu: let's just kill 'im and dump the body!
FreshToastLord: Great Young One here we come
johkmil: Is this Kojima now?
Earthenone: make sure to use the cuthulu knife as a scalpl
yourangclan: Yo I misheard lacrosse ball as crossbow
yourangclan: so that was a different thing
Darleysam: oh, he died of noodly arms
OrionPax21: His bones are jelly!
that_no_picklepee: thats why they survive so much bullshit
MilkInBag: no, it means you can easily break them
Phothrism: Wooow
ardengnome: but why ben
kat2kool: Ben confirmed monster
I_Am_Clockwork: Ben NO
notthepenguins: ben no
wicker_knight: no, they'll just break
Psychic_Ketchup: Babies are like clay
Kamotetop: Bones like wet crackers
johkmil: He's becoming an octopus
TXC2: soft not putty Ben
Lord_ZYRK: Babies are Stretch Armstrongs confirmed
gsyhiap: NotLikeThis
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben, you're never hjeard of pretzel babies?
yourangclan: Harry Potter.
pterodactyl_noises: Ben plz
Nerdypup: It's a whole lot cartilage I believe
Phothrism: BEN stop bending babies
FreshToastLord: Softbonez
HisEvilDomain: Free stretch armstrong!
LetsConsider: BEN
Himyul: soft baby bones are important during delivery
Nerdypup: *lot of
e_bloc: lrrWOW
wicker_knight: ben plz no kill babies @_@
kumatsu: yo this baby's EMPTY
KidSpanner: Nobody give Ben a baby.
ArboristAndrew: NO BEND BABY
The_Bread_is_Delicious: Please never be parents
PMAvers: Babies should come out spiky like a 40k character.
Nerdypup: Is this the psot credits snece of a hentai?
Lord_ZYRK: This baby soft YEET
TehAmelie: wow, the real monsters were not in the game
yourangclan: Babies are bullshit
MilkInBag: isn't Ben your son?
yourangclan: if any babies are reading this, fuck you
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: babys skulls are just pieces of skull that eventually grow together
B4rberblacksheep: I reckon you guys'd be good dads
KidSpanner: Ben"d a baby" Ulmer.
kat2kool: you boys would be Amazing dads
DrasonSpike: Just adopt a kid between the 2 of you
NovaTiempo: Dadam? cool.
FreshToastLord: Dad(s)?
Omthebox: You would be the BEST Dad.
FarleyF: Somewhere out there Kathleen is tearing up the uncle position for Ben Kappa
LordManiMani: no maaaatter what you do
The_Bread_is_Delicious: You would be fun parents as long as the kids survive
Masterfizzle: Tri Fold Baby
yourangclan: Dadam Savidad
TXC2: I WISH Ben and Adam were my Dads
sopranocat: Wow, Ben, are you old enough to even have seen reruns of that show??
Phothrism: Ben and Adam OTP
kat2kool: 'child, if you can't beat Dark Souls before you're 3, you're disowned'
johkmil: He's a mutant - call for the Inquisition!
Akaiatana: First to 200% in cuphead!
Amentur: Your homework is SMASH
PMAvers: Homework? Yeah, you've still gotta do a hour in the Training Room.
Earthenone: ian?
shamblingkrenshar: "Son no homework until you drill your super cancels for an hour!"
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: WE GOTTA PRACTICE FOR EVO, but im 7
Phailhammer: Oh shit, Adam as a dad would be like Graham's in D'Fer Madness. :D
Erudite_Cynic: got to practice those Footsies
TXC2: holy moly
LordManiMani: seabatHITBOX seabatSEAL
e_bloc: safety third explains a lot
that_no_picklepee: I thought so too
ArboristAndrew: Adam speedrunning Cuphead against his little girl
yourangclan: Were we told something? did I forget?
tim19862: lol lrrSPOOP
ZuNy77: wait prayers for sonic fox what happened?
Phothrism: Evil Ian
APrioriOfNothing: This guy looks like Ian
thirsty_kitteh: Iv'e just got here. Why is Evil!Ian on screen?
FreshToastLord: This dude's CrAazY
Inquisitor_Xian: can't unsee that being Ian now lol
kat2kool: just waiting for this guy to accuse us of being hysterical
TXC2: ZuNy77 praying TO, not FOR
jacey0002: It's even playing his doctor character from Betrayal. That's amazing.
EvilBadman: Bendy baby bones make for impeccable footsies
Nerdypup: God Lord Ian you have to eat more, you're all skin and bones!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Hello doctor clearly evil!
yourangclan: I mean I have enough info to extrapolate every Adam told us but I don't remember it
Amentur: What if we crossed CH Paul with Ian?
red_shoes_jeff: "I've done to him what I do to all my patients." THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM!
ZuNy77: @TXC2 thanks
Phothrism: : O
MilkInBag: a FISH :O
yourangclan: Hugo Strange?
PMAvers: Ian's turning him into a kegerator!
Nerdypup: Ah, that homemade stuff is the good shit
FreshToastLord: Squid Boy
APrioriOfNothing: Animal>Human
gsyhiap: Squid3
FreshToastLord: Squid Animorphs
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: octopus
Onisquirrel: He's trying to make an army of Ursulas!
Alness49: You brought up the squid, Dr!
OrionPax21: He's a kid, he's a squid!
Nerdypup: oh god
Invitare: octopus and squid family
yourangclan: Brainfoot
B4rberblacksheep: tentaclly boys
I_Am_Clockwork: cephalapod is octo-squid
Nerdypup: He's FURRY
blast_shark: An animal? You mean like a human?
MilkInBag: is this The Shape of Water: the Game?
TehAmelie: Neil Gaiman said something clever about understanding that you will embarrass your kids no matter what so you as a family will just have to live with that and work around it
TXC2: cephalpod is what octopus and squid belong to
AndronPlaysGames: man, that is some quality lip synching
The_Irish_Blaggard: Turns out it was squidward's origin story all along
vegetalss4: Telling the mad scientist that you know what he is up to, before telling the police seems unwise.
Lunareclipse123: Cephalopods are Octopodes, Squid, Cuttlefish, Nautili etc.
johkmil: "I am so evil, this German accent just grew on me - I'm from Florida!"
APrioriOfNothing: We're actually underwater
Rockario: This guy sounds like an artist who is trying to see if you can recognise what he drew, but isn't good at not asking leading questions
PMAvers: "Nurse. Scalpel."
shamblingkrenshar: So you made an intelligent cephalapod? Well humans are now out of date.
pterodactyl_noises: The dust is a really weird animation choice. Why animate small distractions from the narrative?
red_shoes_jeff: We can shoot him.
shamblingkrenshar: Wait is this game a prequel to Splatoon all along?
kat2kool: I mean.... there's his patients
FreshToastLord: I'd like a couple succ cups, sure
NovaTiempo: huh. A rare case of someone Doth protesting not enough.
yourangclan: Squidboi v Dogeman when
Lunareclipse123: He's a squid now! He's a kid now!
red_shoes_jeff: @shamblingkrenshar My god...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I like how the options were, leave her out of this, both stay out of this, or drag her into it
Nerdypup: @yourangclan why would they fight? They love each other
shamblingkrenshar: But I -want- to turn into an octopus doc! It sounds sweet!
kumatsu: the best medicine is THE GAS
TXC2: if your Doctor kisses you, TELL THE FUCKING POLICE
xnkmevaou: monkaS
yourangclan: I dunno, people usually laugh when I kiss them lrrBEEJ
EvilBadman: Only accept kisses from Dr. Mario
r10pez10: freckles
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notthepenguins: feed her to the octopus monsters
kat2kool: she's on The List
TXC2: SUB HYPE 37
PMAvers: Demonstrate your impeccable scalpel techniques.
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
johkmil: You can't kiss patients, but can you kiss frecklenurse?
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TheMerricat: the water pump doesn't work
yourangclan: When is it kissthulhu time
pterodactyl_noises: water
kat2kool: time to kiss some files
yourangclan: Boiler Room Blitz
Darleysam: ah, if not the boiler room, you'll be needing the boilest room
yourangclan: Where you go to get quarters!
r10pez10: gothnurse
Nerdypup: Does temperamental mean it's inconsistent or volatile?
FreshToastLord: Jeez, lady
yourangclan: That's a face my dude
Phothrism: wow those hand gestures
KinoGami: well
PMAvers: NO WITNESSES
KinoGami: time to kill the ladg
KinoGami: lady*
Nigouki: climb on the ladder next to her and dive kick
Nerdypup: "I see, hey does this smell like ether to you?"
notthepenguins: Don't you need to clean it?
KinoGami: it's a hospital, just hit her over the head with a bedpan
Lord_ZYRK: "She seems to have been crushed under this shelf of poorly dubbed anime. Who secured this?"
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yourangclan: are her lips purple or am I just bad at colors?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhoh indeed
m0nkeyrama: Needles are the worst DansGame seabatYIKES
Nerdypup: When do you get the ability to RKO the Elder God?
drcanonball: iv is easy
Plaicoson: boy i hate needles, whenever i get blood tests i have to lay down or i pass out lol
sopranocat: ouch no
yourangclan: Here comes the airplane!
sopranocat: IV threading is a real art
Akaiatana: Adam that sounds like Nleedles Violence
thirsty_kitteh: @suprfluffykitty soo fluffy :o <3
deathrite_sharkman: According to Ben needles go "beep beep beep"
Traion: My veins are so easy to tap, I'm a nurse's dream patient
HisEvilDomain: all my blood tests went so smoothly, I loved my phlebotomist
FreshToastLord: Weird flex but ok
yourangclan: That's a big hat my dude
sopranocat: One time I needed an IV I ended up with a bruise the entird length and width of my forearm, because my skin's deceptively translucent so it looks like my veins are closer to the surface than they are
TXC2: too real ben
sir_jack_DB: "cheer up"
HisEvilDomain: oooof
deathrite_sharkman: just be happy
that_no_picklepee: same Bradley
johkmil: Romance Bradley!
that_no_picklepee: Same.
Nigouki: diagnosis: SPOOPY ISLAND
yourangclan: He's just not in sync at all
TehAmelie: i've donated blood and plasma so much my elbows are permanently scarred
TXC2: I legit had a nightmare last night :P
TXC2: work up at 4
TXC2: *woke
shamblingkrenshar: Well lets review what we know: The doctor is giving people his own meds>?>People are turning into squids. Yeah I think the doc may be involved.
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Spriteclad: ah yes, cthulu, my favorite work by best-selling horror writer HP LaserJet 4400C
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Psychic_Ketchup: Ha!
TXC2: SUB HYPE 40
sopranocat: Well, they have the upset faces down
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
OrionPax21: katesWa katesOw
notthepenguins: wh... what?
e_bloc: wow
Psychic_Ketchup: Dang yo
deathrite_sharkman: ciao guys, headed off for today lrrHEART lrrHEART
TXC2: I GOT SHIT TO BOIL!
r10pez10: damn son
notthepenguins: You're putting the boiler room in its place??
yourangclan: OHHHHHH
kat2kool: OH SNAP
TXC2: so long deathrite_sharkman have fun
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh everyones telling you to go to the same place?
notthepenguins: oh god i thought it was his mouth too
drcanonball: mouth would have been better
Karmegeddon: There is so much goddamn dust in the air, is this set during the dust ages? Did I miss a global dust storm?
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ardengnome: Only the most high quality medicine happening at this hospital
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strgrv: does adam live at the moon base now? seabatBRAIN
yourangclan: Oh hey now it's Dishonored
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Phothrism: fish people
Karmegeddon: how can a costal town be so dusty?
Phothrism: broke his back?
darkecologist: is there a new whaling station?
TXC2: goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam and Ben
Psychic_Ketchup: Bye TXC2!
mistborn83: @TXC2 later!
m0nkeyrama: See ya @TXC2
yourangclan: He passed out in a room with Bane, rookie mistake
FreshToastLord: Ah yes, medicine
RavingPenguin: I too can make up words!
kat2kool: um. heart attack?
yourangclan: Homeboy don't just draw dicks
Psychic_Ketchup: This man is full of bananas
HisEvilDomain: his large coffee is lying!
jakale: heart stuff
Darleysam: lot of fancy words to say "he dying"
johkmil: Wait, baking soda?
Phothrism: give him less bananas?
hanrat: sodium bicarbonate?
notthepenguins: he ate too many bananas
Lunareclipse123: VentRicular, VA
SydPreviouslyHeadache: see kids, this is why you odn't mess with no clip
Karmegeddon: please dont inject people with baking soda
chickenace11: they are putting baking soda into him?
Lord_ZYRK: LUL
Psychic_Ketchup: Hahahaha
RavingPenguin: LUL
yourangclan: Wrex
ardengnome: Uhhhh v fib is real bad and this is the plan?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: cynicalUL
pterodactyl_noises: He's got too much vinegar in him! Add some Baking soda!
m0nkeyrama: Nicely done LUL
Lunareclipse123: He's having a heart attack
LordManiMani: LUL
Skyboss1996: Shepard
r10pez10: > find a tool
Lord_ZYRK: REKT
JudgeKyle: I need more Ben and Adam streams in my life
starlitdiscord: wow o.o
johkmil: If only there were tools in here!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: yeah TB had a gold one made.. since it was his face and all
LordManiMani: LUL
sopranocat: also too much potassium causes v fib??
randomino5: "gennabain" according to the plugin
Phosphatide: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
OrionPax21: I need a tool, but not any of these tools. I need a different tool.
Himyul: what level of "key to get a key to get a key" are you on, my dude?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @randomino5 yeah genna took over after TB died
Skyboss1996: That's a tall tank
Lunareclipse123: @randomino5 It's Totalbiscuit's old channel, now run by Genna Bain
yourangclan: @himyul like, 5 or Myst my dude
CaptainSpam: Hey, just got in. Do we know too much yet?
randomino5: got it
Omthebox: Every time I see a typewriter in this game I just think "oh good 4 more screws"
r10pez10: ah, the toilet wrench
sopranocat: okay, google says yes
red_shoes_jeff: Ah the S-Tool!
xnkmevaou: Golden Kappa check
autisticpixel: how far are you in the game?
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red_shoes_jeff: Put the key away?
Phothrism: hastur the yellow of course
that_no_picklepee: have you seen the yellow sign
Lunareclipse123: HE COMES WHEN CALLED
kat2kool: Hastur is a Lovecraft elder god
yourangclan: Saying Hastur 3 times is ungood
EvilBadman: It's like Beetlejuice for HP Lovecraft
FreshToastLord: Rip liz
that_no_picklepee: have you seen the yellow sign?
drcanonball: do it
DiscordianTokkan: It's like Beetlejuice
CloudThirteen13: It's like bloody mary but way worse
yourangclan: Technically dates back pre-Lovecraft
hanrat: Hastur Hastur aand,,,
Akaiatana: The King in Yellow was previous to Lovecraft, it's what inspired him
KidSpanner: Hastur is the Candlejack of Lovecraft.
pterodactyl_noises: welp
Skyboss1996: Hastur OP in Smash
KinoGami: the only other elder god i know is yogsoloth
HisEvilDomain: You can only summon the old gods if you are their true enemy, like old man Jankins :P
Phosphatide: hastur is also a good song by usao Kappa
yourangclan: @akaiatana the name also comes from a different story, Haita the Shepherd, but that's pretty much just the name
I_Am_Clockwork: @KidSpanner more accurate to say Candlejack is the Hasture of Freakazoid
Oatway_: at least it isn't the sails of hanoi
jakale: man, now I need to read the old man jenkins stories again
Sanityis0verrated: i have been driving home during this entire hospital arc
Skyboss1996: and one of them shoots people who ask dumb questions.
that_no_picklepee: all my lovecraft geeks in this chat
that_no_picklepee: my people
Sanityis0verrated: it is so bad
sopranocat: secret tunnel anyone?
coffee_condor: <iframe src="https://clips.twitch.tv/embed?clip=GentleEntertainingOkapiKippa" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="true" height="378" width="620"></iframe>
randomino5: hell yeah inject that weird puzzle shit right in my veins
m0nkeyrama: Hot damn, nicely done ben benginOmg seabatBRAIN
Psychic_Ketchup: benginDab2
Traion: Ben has played enough Bioware games, he is fluent in Towers of Hanoi
randomino5: training at puzzle games in 10x gravity
yourangclan: While you were partying, I studied the puzzle
Countjondi: This game any good?
Himyul: you should go your own way
Sanityis0verrated: they used so many words weong
scyphy: clu lu
Sanityis0verrated: wrong
yourangclan: While you were having premarital sex, I mastered the sliding blocks
that_no_picklepee: oh ian
yourangclan: And now that the Sphinxes are at your doorstep you have the audacity to come to me for help?
r10pez10: nno adam it doesnn't
drcanonball: why is ian doing evil experiments
scyphy: he's a shoe guy
Spacecarl: I always knew Ian was up to something!
FreshToastLord: Psychic powers? Must need a blood test
drcanonball: #blamejames
r10pez10: #blamejames
that_no_picklepee: i hear the secrets that you keep~ when you're talkin in your sleep~~
kat2kool: the connection is tentacles
yourangclan: Did somebody say #blamejames?
OrionPax21: Press X to Psychology
Karmegeddon: can you shift over your webcam so we can see the dialog text
that_no_picklepee: you cant do that, Adam?
johkmil: Everyone can do that; can't you?
PMAvers: I don't think it's actually a power, it's a visualization.
Psychic_Ketchup: Something something cthulhu's influence?
that_no_picklepee: Oh no D:
yourangclan: You ever play the later Arkham games?
yourangclan: Everybody is batman in this game.
Oatway_: THE GAS
scyphy: we're talking about cetaceans now
red_shoes_jeff: THE GAS
Psychic_Ketchup: Hi Ian
Brok3nGol3m: Holy crap, it's Morpheus!
r10pez10: hi ian
yourangclan: Cetaceopods plz. Octowhale when
drcanonball: gas syringe
FreshToastLord: May the good blood guide you
Fozzy1203: cheer1000 Is this 1000bits of is Cthulu only making you think I'm sending bits....OoOoOo spoooky!
that_no_picklepee: look at this sexy guy
scyphy: yo how come every time someone is approached by the antagonist they just let them do whatever they want
r10pez10: deep cut adam
scyphy: like sure i'll stand in front of you completely at ease while you stalk towards me
technoFinch: pierre! you've lost weight
johkmil: He could have had one bullet
DrasonSpike: turns out he has one bullet
yourangclan: Sokolov?
yourangclan: lrrSPOOP
kumatsu: doooooo the Necronomicon!
frozenphoenix7: "What are you gonna do, shoot me?" - Man who got shot
that_no_picklepee: hes a good boi
scyphy: stick to rapping drake
Lunareclipse123: Nobody knows the Occult n
Huschel23: Hello Ben, hello Adam, hello chat
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: hes gonna hit some people with books
heyluckyannie: ripcheer300 Spooooop!
johkmil: The damsel is distressed!
red_shoes_jeff: Gimme your empty gun!
yourangclan: Oh I should get tickets to Necronomicon
that_no_picklepee: grant us eyes
Lunareclipse123: Nobody knows the Occult better than him. NOBODY.
KidSpanner: Hey, it's Russell.
r10pez10: grant us thighs
Novus_Spes: Russell!
Novus_Spes: Glad he is still getting work.
KinoGami: this just makes me want to play bloodborne
DrasonSpike: HOld back raptors
scyphy: cradle
pterodactyl_noises: drumroll....
Himyul: "the hook"
TheMerricat: receiver
Brok3nGol3m: cradle
heyluckyannie: receiver
Erudite_Cynic: <message deleted>open the door
NovaTiempo: hook?
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: reciver
Erudite_Cynic: <message deleted>get on the floor
yourangclan: Man, fuck old phones tbh
yourangclan: Hot take, old phones sucj
scyphy: yeah i only use telegrams
MilkInBag: D:
Nigouki: whoops
DrasonSpike: uh oh
Erudite_Cynic: <message deleted>ery body walk the DInasaur
that_no_picklepee: uh oh
Invitare: the game is still gaming
NimrodXIV: whoops?
yourangclan: Hot take, technology advances over time
SydPreviouslyHeadache: welp
Nigouki: SOMEONE PUSH A BUTTON
starlitdiscord: uhoh
yourangclan: OH NO
that_no_picklepee: the game isnt taking a break
Himyul: I was reading a book to my 3 year old son, and he pointed to a phone on a desk and said "what's that?" I felt old
red_shoes_jeff: Oopsie whoopsie
pterodactyl_noises: Maybe cutscene?
that_no_picklepee: ooposie
GenericHerooo: xD
mikialice: Have we entered madness already...?
yourangclan: Sounds like it stopped?
that_no_picklepee: I hope
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Be ready to catch the thing.
red_shoes_jeff: Ready!
thesurfaceofthemoon: !advice
LRRbot: Adjust the compressor.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
Earthenone: !findquote compress
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
thesurfaceofthemoon: Hey, what's the quote syntax?
thesurfaceofthemoon: nvm
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
thesurfaceofthemoon: !quote hastur
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP
holidayMD: !next
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InadvisablyTwee: Who's on Let's Nope today?
thesurfaceofthemoon: Ben and Adam
Lunareclipse123: Ben and Adam and Cthulhu
Erudite_Cynic: <message deleted>Ben and Better James
InadvisablyTwee: Fantastic, I need my goofy boys. Been a long day
DigitalSeahorse: great.. I forgot what day it was AGAIN
Earthenone: its wensday my dude
Brok3nGol3m: !advice
LRRbot: Have you tried just shouting at it?
chickenace11: all the time LRRbot
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Skyboss1996: You are Best Adam tho
Juliamon: The joke is old and worn out.
Omthebox: Alright other equally valid James. Making us say more words.
pterodactyl_noises: I second @Skyboss1996
LordManiMani: 👍
that_no_picklepee: it kept game
tim19862: yuuup
strgrv: there was some dialogue after you left
Sanityis0verrated: James is awesome and so is Adam
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vk_dragontech: Adam is the Savidad, not better James.
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Sanityis0verrated: and so os ben
m0nkeyrama: Nope to that, too
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InadvisablyTwee: So happy to catch today's stream, I've had a very long day.
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johkmil: All right, but you are Better Adam!
DiscordianTokkan: Nope, that word is bad too
vk_dragontech: my bad, didn't know
vk_dragontech: : P
Brok3nGol3m: @InadvisablyTwee lrrHEART
that_no_picklepee: hahahhahaa
yourangclan: Okay so does Worse James work lrrBEEJ
dougma: The cursed word still makes me cringe....
m0nkeyrama: Whaaaat
Psychic_Ketchup: He dobbed!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what uhh
Skyboss1996: Damn! The gas!
Brok3nGol3m: He did dob!
Erudite_Cynic: is this like the cursed smiley
DigitalSeahorse: Spoops-y-daisy! benginTraitor lrrSPOOP
Lunareclipse123: Hah! He totally did Daub
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Follow the buzzards?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok then
that_no_picklepee: isa puzzle
ImmoralEthicist: So chat and/or Ben and Adam, how's this game looking? If I've been considering getting it, should I pull the trigger?
Earthenone: this game brought to you by Monster energy
dougma: dat bloom
johkmil: Don't walk into the light!
that_no_picklepee: safety lamp
that_no_picklepee: as i call it
Noxenluxe: Did you say something Adam? ˙͜>˙ SeriousSloth
notthepenguins: those are safety pentagrams
Brok3nGol3m: so it's the fungus thing from Star Trek Discovery...
DiscordianTokkan: Always good to see a crapton of Elder Sign wards on the pharmacy door
Lunareclipse123: Those are Elder Signs - They're there for safety reasons
Huschel23: UomO what's this
yourangclan: Okay so we got a lamp, probably want to head back to the Dream and grab some vials
MacSquizzy: Calling Adam better James seabatYIKES Calling Adam Professional Youtuber James Turner seabatBRAIN
johkmil: That sounds like Latin to me...
DigitalSeahorse: except a coat rack benginOmg
dougma: OwOmO
Brok3nGol3m: lrrGARBO
tim19862: latin is a dead language no one knows how to pronounce
Erudite_Cynic: OwO Delinquents?
yourangclan: The Adamic Bomb
tim19862: supposedly
vk_dragontech: cephalopods are your friends adam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam "now knows what a cephalopod is" Savidan
m0nkeyrama: Fuuun
Skyboss1996: welcome to the lost woods
VelvetFalcon: Are you ghosts yet?
that_no_picklepee: you figured it out
that_no_picklepee: good job Ben!
Orgmastron: Get on the floor, walk the dinosaur?
yourangclan: Jadam Saviner
gascitygaming: !next
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drcanonball: nah
that_no_picklepee: its cthulhu's cool son
drcanonball: rather not
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is that your final answer
yourangclan: Get a REAL BIG fishhook
yourangclan: for he rongue
yourangclan: tongue
that_no_picklepee: yiikes
MilkInBag: HAHA
that_no_picklepee: hahahahahaha
ImmoralEthicist: Oh yeah, Metalocalypse would be Adam's JAM
randomino5: MUSTA... KRAKISH...
DiscordianTokkan: Eaten by a grue!
Brok3nGol3m: called the shot!
that_no_picklepee: awww ben
Psychic_Ketchup: Yup
A_Dub888: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Skyboss1996: YUP
frage069: I love those reactions
red_shoes_jeff: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
johkmil: Yummy
Skyboss1996: You have been eaten by a grue
frage069: Thanks you two
tim19862: seen it all he said. nothing scares him he said lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: so this is like blue and red 3D glasses but with two different lanterns instead it seems
tubby125: cheer50 that was fun to watch, lol
that_no_picklepee: you got scare lamp and safe lamp
that_no_picklepee: tbh
yourangclan: Remember when Ben got jump scared by a normal-ass hatrack?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That is a jacket
DigitalSeahorse: yup
that_no_picklepee: where is ur closet now lrrSPOOP
Skyboss1996: just some sort of linens room
vegetalss4: We seem to be opening all the safety doors, that might be bad.
KidSpanner: Again.
ChrisTheRock91: I
Huschel23: Coats are scary
ChrisTheRock91: LIKE
ChrisTheRock91: BIG
ChrisTheRock91: BUTTS
yourangclan: Transition into Alan Wake
m0nkeyrama: Lol, feeling jumpy today
ChrisTheRock91: AND I CAN NOT LIE
CastleOtranto: I'm glad that clip exists and I can't wait to see it again on LIVE soon
Psychic_Ketchup: Ben, we've been over this. Coats are friends
Skyboss1996: Ben. Being scared by coats for about 3 years now
ChiefEngineerMichael: Can someone tell me what particular brand of bonkers we're going right now?
Skyboss1996: the gas!
lord_of_the_ramp: !next
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PMAvers: Hot soup, coming through!
strgrv: Congratulations!
yourangclan: Historic Hot Soup
lord_of_the_ramp: Hey soup, just ate that
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm grtSOUP
Skyboss1996: Loading Ready Fued
PMAvers: 100 Chat Members responded to this question...
Earthenone: Congratulations!
m0nkeyrama: Good answer :) //
sopranocat: both teams be LRR
Gary_Number_427: Mr. Scary Legs!
InadvisablyTwee: That good answer is in the same unimpressed tone as the "congratulations" lol
KidSpanner: Need that lamp juice.
PMAvers: The Order Family versus the Chaos Family
DiscordianTokkan: Oil Seller! Give me your strongest Oils!
Earthenone: we do a bit like that on DB, but its on dawnguard so ben would not see it :P
Skyboss1996: Congratulations!
ChiefEngineerMichael: @PMAvers "What is a good thing to chant?" "Ohh, I'm gonna have to go with Teeth, Harvey!"
yourangclan: Weeb LRR vs Not-Weeb LRR
MilkInBag: 👏 👌 💯
sopranocat: ooh, yes
Earthenone: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #3674: "All Faberge eggs had teeth, historically." —Paul [2016-11-30]
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:37.
holidayMD: We surveyed 100 chat members...
lobstah_men: Oh neat! This game!
yourangclan: @chiefengineermichael I'm gonna have to go with "literally anything"
DigitalSeahorse: don't need to honey coat this game ....that looked like a mannequin
Herbert_Urberderp just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Herbert_Urberderp subscribed for 22 months in a row!
Herbert_Urberderp: 22 months? That's one elephant sub baby!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Herbert_Urberderp! (Today's storm count: 46)
ChiefEngineerMichael: TEETH!
Huschel23: @holidayMD : We surveyed 100 chat members whose cat is French
Akaiatana: Elephants gestate almost two years, yeah
MilkInBag: elephants take forever to be born
m0nkeyrama: It does take a lot longer
KidSpanner: That one's true.
Lord_ZYRK: Twitch Chat would never lie to you, Adam :)
DigitalSeahorse: benginDab
m0nkeyrama: Herbert wouldn' t lie to us
InadvisablyTwee: wow that's crazy. Just looked it up, over a year and a half
Traion: 22 Months for an African Elephant
LordManiMani: seabatSEAL
Skyboss1996: We don't lie to adam
EvilBadman: This is a Wendy's Drive through!
red_shoes_jeff: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Skyboss1996: Ben on the other hand....
DiscordianTokkan: African Elephant 22, asian elephant 18-22 according to Googles
sopranocat: Playing Pandemic with Ian must make things pretty hard then
jakale: fool, I am a doctor
Huschel23: Quarterly reviews? That's like 6 months for an elephant
rocketjohn: you didn't want to be trolled? you came to the wrong neighbourhood adam
GallowsCat: the one thing adam doens't want o be trolled on is elephant facts
Skyboss1996: It can be
Invitare: "I don't trust you Twitch Chat" "It's true" "OK I believe you"
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble lrrSLOTH
jakale: well it is too
CaptainSpam: Turns out LRR employment hinges heavily on elephant birthing knowledge. Who would've guessed?
Kramburger: The Q&A session in your review seems intense. I just see Graham, Paul, and Kathleen sitting behind a desk while you sit in a chair under a spotlight
yourangclan: Never don't not unlisten to chat, not
Skyboss1996: that's one of the worst ways out
lobstah_men: This game does a lot to incorporate multiple stories or myths into one encounter.
Lunareclipse123: It's not Live-orrhea
MilkInBag: how about drowning in your own poop OpiePP
Earthenone: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
MacSquizzy: wonders if twitch chat is lying to him, immediately believes twitch chat when we say no
ImmoralEthicist: Wait, why being bent in half by a ghost?
Sanityis0verrated: I love you guys are the worst but I love you
r10pez10: did you brick your save
sag3error: Spoilers, we all poop when we die
Skyboss1996: UH OH
m0nkeyrama: So close :o
GenericHerooo: Outlast.
yourangclan: @kramburger The only question is "how many lights do you see?" There are four, but they don't wanna hear that
Skyboss1996: tedious puzzle is getting tedious
Huschel23: @sag3error :There should be a horror game that makes use of that fact
KidSpanner: Love this engaging experience.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thepower of backtracking fills you with determination
r10pez10: this room is rated 5 stars
sopranocat: @yourangclan is it bad that Ifigured out that sentence by using !!!!!listen logic speak?
DigitalSeahorse: so close-et
Gary_Number_427: Gameplay!
lobstah_men: Antediluvian evil knows no backtracking!
Lunareclipse123: Core Gamers love One Day Free Backtracking
jadedcynic: yeahm because obsessing over a single path, and compulsively retracing one's steps isn't a sign of insanity or anything
m0nkeyrama: Waaooow
that_no_picklepee: "we'll take the frozen part" -first canucks
yourangclan: @sopranocat i wouldn't say bad, but it's more than I did
Skyboss1996: it would be better to carry both lanterns and be able to switch at will
Mysticman89: so just got here, whats the lantern changing gimmick?
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, Insulin was a pretty cool idea too
Alness49: Gamers love two day shipping, backtracking, and two day shipping
thebluecosmonaut: woah freaky
m0nkeyrama: Blue PogChamp
yourangclan: CORE GAMERS
that_no_picklepee: HAHAHAH
sopranocat: @yourangclan lol, woops
Skyboss1996: AAAAAAh
robinbolas: I just got here, what do you want us to suck?
MilkInBag: adulting toyAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ChiefEngineerMichael: lrrSCREAM
r10pez10: insulin is scary
lobstah_men: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:45:33.
Gary_Number_427: Necessary!
sag3error: Got im!
itzClinton: adult*ING* toy, right? not "adult" toy?
johkmil: You've got an adult toy in the mail?
KidSpanner: Ben, this is a family stream, you can't talk about your adulting toys.
ImmoralEthicist: Man, that got them both pretty hard
jakale: in your mad pursuit of trivia, you never stopped to think what you were learning it for
hanrat: Ahhh jump scares
vk_dragontech: -ben bought an adult toy in the mail? spicy
thebluecosmonaut: sup hoss
vk_dragontech: : P
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben "adult toys" Ulmer
pterodactyl_noises: What's coming for ya on Friday, Ben?
that_no_picklepee: Ben didnt go to my mall wtf
that_no_picklepee: Ben why no buy from my mall
Nigouki: well that was a not super fun way to pad out the game itme
red_shoes_jeff: T H E G A S !
jadedcynic: @that_no_picklepee yeah, because we expected global climate change, and knew what would become armerica would get overheated and poor for growing food, and the 'green belt' would move north in time
Skyboss1996: I blame the gas!
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT!
jadedcynic: the original
Huschel23: Cue the final fantasy victory theme
r10pez10: original robocop not remake robocop
ImmoralEthicist: Robocop isboth very good and a lot of fun. Now the sequels...
DigitalSeahorse: our money was plastic first...which can be made from non-crude oils
sopranocat: My default making up end theme music is Terminator 2, that theme is awesome
red_shoes_jeff: Change oof plans! This stream's now about watching Robocop!
r10pez10: i'd buy that for a dollar
jakale: I didn't until my 20s, then I think we got netflix and I looked around for a bunch of stuff I'd never seen
InadvisablyTwee: "on a tour"
lobstah_men: This gas is a MORON! It knows not the average birthrate of an Elephant!
Akaiatana: Ottawa has a jail hostel
PMAvers: I mean, technically isn't Australia one giant jail?
johkmil: Wait, piano and singing - is this the Quiet Man?
robinbolas: No RoboCop? Ben you have not truly lived
Darleysam: when do you run around in a dark woods picking up notes from murdered teenagers?
m0nkeyrama: Movie night PogChamp
that_no_picklepee: @jadedcynic i am canuck, i am aware
vk_dragontech: ausJAILia
Invitare: what did you do to get sent to jail?
Orgmastron: Ned Kelly was a straight up G
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I used to get these kinds of nightmares when i was a kid. never ending hallway
Cptzuri: ned kelly you mean the hero of the normal people?
kumatsu: it's the Panopticon of Existeeeeence
polyglut: What happens when you go backwards?
Sanityis0verrated: but Kathleen hates spooops
r10pez10: all my vices are devices
DiscordianTokkan: it me
frage069: I prefer the concept of being trapped by cellphones and computers
m0nkeyrama: Damnation
n3ther: oh no I'm hot
Nigouki: yooooooooo
that_no_picklepee: HAHAHA
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN
jadedcynic: see americans? NOT every Canadian knows every other Canadian :)
vk_dragontech: you do look good
chickenace11: nice
ChiefEngineerMichael: @johkmil No, it isn't! We can tell by the fact that we can hear things other than ourselves getting punched in the face
that_no_picklepee: Shits about to get creepy
Gary_Number_427: Okay, they get props for that.
jadedcynic: WHALE PLAID, devs lrrGOAT
yourangclan: @jadedcynic okay but you know Ted, right?
InadvisablyTwee: that room has so much padding though. Seems comfy
Phosphatide: is this the prisoners dilemma i’ve been hearing about FrankerZ
DigitalSeahorse: no door?
jadedcynic: Well of course @yourangclan , everyone knows Ted
notthepenguins: I know what's going on
ImmoralEthicist: And remember, Australia was where people got sent when they'd already done prison things, so imagine how much you had to fuck up to get to prison in a prison colony
NovaTiempo: Is this the way to Amerillo?
notthepenguins: but i wont tell you
tim19862: just... don't... die?
Kramburger: You gotta keep not dying
DigitalSeahorse: oh hi person
notthepenguins: find out yourself and dont die like a loser
that_no_picklepee: id love that
InadvisablyTwee: Video game pro strats: try not dying
ChiefEngineerMichael: Look! A dentist!
that_no_picklepee: ian pls
RatekStormcrow: Or was it merely a trick of the light ?
ChiefEngineerMichael: A Nazi Dentist!
MilkInBag: it's mickey mouse's face
yourangclan: Alone?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
Brok3nGol3m: she is not looking well
yourangclan: in the dark?
polyglut: Yeah, but you got sent to Australia for stuff like stealing bread.
jadedcynic: (also I'm a taxi driver and I legit meet more people than most; the wife gets annoyed at going for groceries and running into a pile of people who know me)
johkmil: He is removing her face?
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuuuu
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
AntiCrepuscular: I have to go to the dentist tomorrow WutFace
r10pez10: octocolden
DiscordianTokkan: Take THAT, Ian
that_no_picklepee: ian why you do that
Dared00: I wish I could've done a TTSF on you, Mr. Pierce
yourangclan: WHATIDYOUDOTOHER
drcanonball: Ian 2 down
InadvisablyTwee: This is evil Ian from the german dimension
Kramburger: Animation & audio sync don't seem 100%
that_no_picklepee: knock knock open up the door its real
Psychic_Ketchup: Murderer! I'm gonna be a murderer!
johkmil: He had a gun the whole time!?
vegetalss4: TBF Ian brought this one on himself.
jadedcynic: um...
drcanonball: wait he had a gun all this time
DiscordianTokkan: Zombo!
ChiefEngineerMichael: WAT
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh
tim19862: WutFace
notthepenguins: zombos
that_no_picklepee: what is real
frage069: Zombino
pterodactyl_noises: cephalopod goop
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeZombeav guyjudgeZombeav guyjudgeZombeav
ChiefEngineerMichael: Why yes, we ARE going nuts!
yourangclan: Zimb zamb?
Lord_ZYRK: But it was aaal a dream
Gary_Number_427: Yep, still dead!
Huschel23: Have you tried not going insane?
tekn0shaman: what a cheerful looking room
frage069: Force push?
drcanonball: HE HAS A FLIPPING GUN ON HIM
jadedcynic: and the trolly isn't knocked over...and there isn't anything on it (that would scatter everywhere...)
Nigouki: why aren't you shooting stuff left and right if you had a gun all along? that's now how video games work
johkmil: We could have used that gun at some other time.
tim19862: heh
red_shoes_jeff: Obviously that was a dream. We wouldn't have anything as useful as a gun.
that_no_picklepee: that scene you just played through
drcanonball: um
ChiefEngineerMichael: The DARKNESS
r10pez10: but what time is it now
that_no_picklepee: really great if you put it to james blunt "you're beautiful"
that_no_picklepee: just gotta say
DiscordianTokkan: Is this supposed to show fugue states?
jadedcynic: because maybe shooting things as a first resort is very limited and fruitless thinking?
DigitalSeahorse: o.o
Cptzuri: so did you guys read any of lovecrafts work?
InadvisablyTwee: cool painting bro
ChiefEngineerMichael: @DiscordianTokkan Nah, I think is just plain old going off our rocker
InadvisablyTwee: nice brushwork
that_no_picklepee: Yesss
DigitalSeahorse: icker painting!
hanrat: The painting of a the painting becomes a painting!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP
that_no_picklepee: that one
DiscordianTokkan: @ChiefEngineerMichael I mean, both could be it, the big swathes of darkness we walk theough
vk_dragontech: time for painted world
r10pez10: aw, rats
DiscordianTokkan: Oh. That's a lot of arms
LordManiMani: The Painted World of Arkham
that_no_picklepee: lend him a hand
tim19862: lol
scyphy: the picture
drcanonball: sounds about rigth
Lunareclipse123: I mean, sounds good to me
Astra7525: well that operation must've cost an arm and a leg
johkmil: That cost someone an arm and a leg
yourangclan: If thou seekest I, thine desires will be requited not
that_no_picklepee: hahahha
Huschel23: Weird sex. Sounds like regular sex to me
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I think if you lived forever, you eventually need weird sex. Vanilla would get old?
jadedcynic: some of those 'arms' were feet
red_shoes_jeff: We're not in danger, they've been disarmed.
scyphy: that was disarming
mistborn83: Later guys. Thanks for the laughs!
scyphy: fuck
sethmerickson17: its pizza time
MilkInBag: Tomb Raider? PogChamp
Phosphatide: it’s only weird sex if someone kinkshames it Kappa
tim19862: haha katesLol
ChiefEngineerMichael: She's in a straitjacket!
shamblingkrenshar: We're seeing a dead person. This is a bad sign.
that_no_picklepee: when you want to say its ok but you arent ok but you cant say it because no one will understand
ChiefEngineerMichael: A comfy hug jacket!
yourangclan: Plunge from the plank, and hurry home
Brok3nGol3m: why bother with the straight jacket if her arms are free?
DigitalSeahorse: benginFingers benginButt theonl45Heart
vegetalss4: I don't think our senses are the most reliable right now.
LordManiMani: "what up twitch it's your boy D0rianGrey comin atcha with a livestream of my spooky painting"
Darleysam: that's a vape rig
Gary_Number_427: Take a hit of dat cotton!
InadvisablyTwee: Voice recorder?
jadedcynic: a toy soldier she used to have; a symbol of better times
Lord_ZYRK: T O O T
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that is the worst straight-jacket i've ever seen
DiscordianTokkan: You're clearly stressed. Here, have this wooden army man
Lunareclipse123: Froot Froot!
Darleysam: here, blow some hefty wool
Gary_Number_427: Or something! I don't vape.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just clearly moved her arms
yourangclan: Doom toots as he pleases!
I_Am_Clockwork: that soldier is probably COVERED in leaded paint
scyphy: dude has a slouch
randomino5: that's... not paint
that_no_picklepee: "no im fine"
jadedcynic: @I_Am_Clockwork if not MADE of solid lead
drcanonball: crack does that
InadvisablyTwee: something about going crazy makes you really like metaphors
Darleysam: is that shade in the Dulux catalogue or...
that_no_picklepee: its me asking for art critique
yourangclan: @i_am_clockwork it's actually thorium paint, they wanted to get more wild
jadedcynic: primordial green? from before we hairless apes played with fire?
r10pez10: nice upper left option
LordManiMani: she's clearly enchanted by a faerie king to not speak the truth of her troubles
Kramburger: "This will uninstall your copy of Destiny"
Dared00: Voldemort
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Okay, full disclosure, I kind of like Hawkins dialogue. She's not talking like a nutjob, she's just talking like she's having a slightly uneasy conversation.
circusofkirkus: So call me maybe
Rockario: Can we use a coded-word?
m0nkeyrama: Voldemort, is that you?
vk_dragontech: MOOONCHIIIIILDD
hanrat: What, hastur?
yourangclan: Destiny will remember this
sag3error: The Call...
jadedcynic: Betelgeuse?
drcanonball: escort quest
johkmil: They don't answer each others' questions
drcanonball: uhg
scyphy: this feels like a npc conversation
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the hastur pasture?
Nigouki: JUMP SCARE!
that_no_picklepee: the
scyphy: shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Gary_Number_427: She can teleport!
that_no_picklepee: the gas
tim19862: nice
that_no_picklepee: i knew it
m0nkeyrama: Damn
yourangclan: DoomTheme.wav
red_shoes_jeff: T H E M A C H I N E
tim19862: lrrAWESOME katesLol
jakale: gotta run before you're stuck in a spawn game
that_no_picklepee: sniped it
Skyboss1996: The Gas!
Earthenone: !findquote gas
LRRbot: Quote #2184: "Hot tip from PaRappa the Rapper: Do not *** in your gas tank." —Ian [2016-03-27]
r10pez10: heh, sarah isn't a living beain
MilkInBag: it puts the gaz onto its skin or else it gets the hose
I_Am_Clockwork: you know, I'm starting to think this game isn't great
m0nkeyrama: Froot froot :o
jadedcynic: but Things that came from before life was in the universe, those Things love the gas
scyphy: step on the gas gas gas
DiscordianTokkan: I need a wrench!
r10pez10: find a tool
Skyboss1996: We've got vapers in the building. "What like poison?" Nah. Teens
that_no_picklepee: but im a tool
tim19862: LOL
jadedcynic: did I see a pipewrench around...
BloodnBullets: R U a wizard?
scyphy: ur right there
Gary_Number_427: Gameplay!
Kramburger: Gameplay!
red_shoes_jeff: Um?
hanrat: just a bit of interaction
Earthenone: Gameplay ben, Gameplay
yourangclan: @i_am_clockwork being decent but not fully realized is just in spirit for the source material
Dared00: Damn... the liquid
Brok3nGol3m: that's no arm!
drcanonball: davy jones
notthepenguins: tentacle arms
Psychic_Ketchup: Wibbles!
Gary_Number_427: Fuck you, local water table!
johkmil: Boss fight!
Onisquirrel: that's squid goo right? your standing in squid goo...
r10pez10: doc oc
InadvisablyTwee: oo kinky
FreshToastLord: CHAARLES
that_no_picklepee: And I want half the tentacles in the marriage
BobaThaiTea: wibbly wibbly wibbly
DiscordianTokkan: Hello Tentacle joe! Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
scyphy: 11 tacles
m0nkeyrama: biggest seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
thomturtle: Burn!
tim19862: exactly
ChiefEngineerMichael: <Insert Obligatory "I have seen enough Hentai" joke here>
shamblingkrenshar: Yo, where can I get those awesome cephalapod appendages?
AdamYMHMI: He is not the squid-man she married anymore.
Kramburger: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
yourangclan: Ah, not-Whatley, eh?
strgrv: I just want to see my kids sharon
r10pez10: i want a burrito
BobaThaiTea: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: Squid1 Squid4 Squid1 Squid4
jakale: the boss fight is setting up a therapy session
kumatsu: *Borat Voice* MY WIIIIFE
JohnLockeCole: Personal Growth?? nahh Personal Growths, definitely
I_Am_Clockwork: benginBurn
notthepenguins: don't you have a gun
red_shoes_jeff: POKE HIM!
jadedcynic: inB4 sarah drags them both into the fire
yourangclan: Whatley? Whateley? I don't remember
DiscordianTokkan: Some sort of Boilerroom Slam?
InadvisablyTwee: Relationship counseling getting heated here
that_no_picklepee: Sarah pls
drcanonball: that gun would be nice now
Kramburger: Miccolesh? Is that You?
FreshToastLord: ok but why does a squid arm give him super strength?
jakale: whap him with the soldier sara
FreshToastLord: are octopodes just swole?
Earthenone: i love how we can just watch sarah stand still and watch
yourangclan: Abusive creepy "my wife" but with boratvoice
m0nkeyrama: She's just chillin
shamblingkrenshar: RKO this man
jadedcynic: freshtoastlord - it's not ONE tentacle; it's a cluster of like four or five; combined, they're stronger than one normal arm
DigitalSeahorse: octopus arms each have their own brains...also more muscles probably
yourangclan: @freshtoastlord probably has to do with the presumably magical means that got it on him
r10pez10: these shepherd tone strings tho
johkmil: I think you failed that medicine roll
LordManiMani: kewana wangaa
jadedcynic: also, charlie looks kind tall and broad in gerenal - he'd have the strength to suplex someone
PMAvers: You're only in bronze, and they're in gold!
tim19862: haha
yourangclan: Because I'm holding an OCCULT DETONATOR
that_no_picklepee: sarah pls
tim19862: hehe
red_shoes_jeff: A house full of artists...
InadvisablyTwee: Man, tentacle bane needs to chill
MilkInBag: harpooned PogChamp
jadedcynic: and his blood wasn't red there...
that_no_picklepee: Shot through the heart
FreshToastLord: Ouch
DiscordianTokkan: Shanks for the help, Sarah
notthepenguins: booo
that_no_picklepee: and you're too blame
johkmil: I think he got the point
Kramburger: BOOOOOOOOOO
Earthenone: took your time sarah
BobaThaiTea: she got ahead of him
thomturtle: Oh... shoot.
jakale: thanks sarah
Kramburger: BOOOOO
m0nkeyrama: benginFingers benginFingers
BloodnBullets: benginPun
yourangclan: Yo is that a harpoon
chickenace11: that pun hurt me a bit
DigitalSeahorse: ha!
Alness49: Something something something Poker face
Psychic_Ketchup: That's a good pokerface
sir_jack_DB: it's a harPUN
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
jakale: oh now that's cheating
Rhynerd: Gun?
FreshToastLord: Aaaw
ETforAtari2600: :( My battery charge matches the feel of this game... scary...
BloodnBullets: didnt that guy get stabbed at the start of the game?
DigitalSeahorse: uh...
MilkInBag: body spray
thomturtle: Axe in the pants all along.
jadedcynic: he always meant the best for her...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: reallly should have started wth that
n3ther: hiding it in his back pocket
Onisquirrel: that was a bit of a hatchet job
m0nkeyrama: Magical axe :o
Earthenone: we had an axe this whole time?
Psychic_Ketchup: I mustache you a question!
Lord_ZYRK: Ben axing the important questions
r10pez10: he was done axing questions
that_no_picklepee: @BloodnBullets shot through the heart and you're to blame, didn't that guy get stabbed at the start of the game?
yourangclan: Hammerspace
red_shoes_jeff: AXE COP: CHAPTER 0
randomino5: and he shit himself
drcanonball: from the same place as the gun i think
chickenace11: Axe no questions about the weapon of choice
jadedcynic: but this is a Cuthulu game; corruption occurs to all
jakale: you have beaten shia labeouf
hanrat: It's like Tsundere Hammers... just Detective Axes
Alness49: Call of Twothulu
Omthebox: You know what they say. axe gunna give it to ya
ETforAtari2600: Burying the hatchet
Darleysam: Call of Cthwolhu?
DigitalSeahorse: he dreamed it into ax-istance
n3ther: he was my favorite npc
Cepsys: charles hawkins was a saint!
Cptzuri: octopus have more sensors in an arm as we have in our mouth / lips and they have the most brain after humans monkeys and i believe some bird. thats why we think when humans die out its tentacle monsters ruling the world
ETforAtari2600: IN HIS BACK
scyphy: Chuck Hawkins was my favorite
Angreed66: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:01:40.
Earthenone: call of CthOwO
scyphy: ol Chuckie we called him
yourangclan: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die! - Charles Hawkins
johkmil: Can she paint a new son?
I_Am_Clockwork: what no you don't Peirce
ETforAtari2600: Call of C'2-LU
notthepenguins: do you though
red_shoes_jeff: Um
r10pez10: sarah connor come with me if you want to live
SydPreviouslyHeadache: she said I'll. not I'd
DiscordianTokkan: Oof. Some Ventriloquist dummy mouth animations there
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's uhh
noisyblizzard: just make another
that_no_picklepee: @r10pez10 hahaaha
Darleysam: 2Call 2Thulhu
that_no_picklepee: a miserable pile of secrets
jadedcynic: @Cptzuri yeah, they just have to evolve into moving out of the water...hard to create fire underwater...
Sanityis0verrated: They always say that
ETforAtari2600: Watch this cut scene with "Kelly Watch The Stars" as audio.
r10pez10: oh this explains that
yourangclan: Honestly wooden animations could be on theme if they were done on purpose
control_rig: Oh so he's a Nice Guy
strgrv: Gravity Squeeze
FreshToastLord: I kinda think tentacle monsters are needlessly grotesque. Smol cephalopods are p cute
TimWinGame: chuck, my man, marriage is a partnership
tim19862: CurseLit
that_no_picklepee: Definitely a miserable pile of secrets
red_shoes_jeff: lrrCOW
Psychic_Ketchup: Yooo charles is lit
Issurru: shit's gettin LIT
Nigouki: Charles is SO HOT right now
Lord_ZYRK: That argument got heated WutFace
n3ther: hahaha
thebluecosmonaut: DIP
thomturtle: I set fire.... to the jerk.
notthepenguins: BYE
morgoth_bauglyr: stop drop and roll sir!
FreshToastLord: I bet cthulhu is kawaii
tim19862: this party is CurseLit lrrBEEJ
pterodactyl_noises: was that a wilheilm scream?
Sanityis0verrated: that fire spreading real quick
mikialice: He didn't remember to stop, drop and roll
BloodnBullets: so he has been burned, shot, stabbed and axed? Is he Rasputin?
jadedcynic: no just unconsious, and only one could be saved; didn't see the son?
drcanonball: wilie
DigitalSeahorse: the whole house is fireplace
MilkInBag: its unburnt now?
vegetalss4: I remember this investigation scene. Nice to know our detective was correct in his deductions.
notthepenguins: they didn't even do the cut from toy soldier directly to toy soldier, really?
notthepenguins: obvious transition
Issurru: the Toy Soldier in the Dining Room with FIRE
DigitalSeahorse: lol
shamblingkrenshar: "Its me detective! It was me, all along detective!"
sopranocat: I think the kid probably hit his head and died when the dad threw him
Rhynerd: it's probably another toy soldier
jadedcynic: it's been a while, MilkinBag - maybe repainted?
ChiefEngineerMichael: TEETH
drcanonball: that would be cool
Infernal_Translator: Ever heard of H. H. Holmes and Murder Castle?
red_shoes_jeff: T E E T H
n3ther: omg
yourangclan: @milkinbag Toy Soldier Targaryen, the Unburnt, First of its Name
strgrv: it's 2018 we don't eat ass anymore
Issurru: not death?????
johkmil: That's a weird whale - let's kill it and eat its flesh!
FreshToastLord: Bragging rights?
hoktauri: this is the content we pay for
scyphy: was that cthkulukuukuoukuusrhrhuruen?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Did you know that some sea cucumbers have anal teeth?
Alness49: Putting the NOPE! back into Let's Nope!
Psychic_Ketchup: You'd go buttcrazy?
jadedcynic: "gee, I gotta change that damn alarm clock; gives me such nightmares"
DigitalSeahorse: TEETH
Lord_ZYRK: Can we get that quoted? Kappa
Akaiatana: I don't want to think on the coil of Cthulhu
yourangclan: @strgrv no, it was 2017 when we didn't
tim19862: lrrSPOOP katesLol
Sanityis0verrated: Brunch is great
DirectorStephanie: katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope
TheWooglie: Calamari?
KidSpanner: Eating ass is its own reward.
yourangclan: 2018 is when we DO
tribbletribal: Now that sounds like a bad date
notthepenguins: "She's super a zombie man"
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Booty Cal of Cthulu
Sanityis0verrated: Gotta have standards Ben
yourangclan: I think it's just odd/even
DigitalSeahorse: Squid1 lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR Squid4
Rhynerd: Would Cthulu throw in dinner and a movie?
that_no_picklepee: "wha happun"
TehAmelie: the butt dial of Chtulu
thebluecosmonaut: 👀
n3ther: parents are gone :)
Infernal_Translator: Call of Cthulhu: Wrong Number
yourangclan: WHO THE FUCK UP
Sanityis0verrated: wouldn
jadedcynic: touche, adam
yourangclan: REAL ELDER GOD HOURS
Alness49: Remember, the safe word is "fhtagn"!
Gulleko: thuluGASM thuluTENT 🍆
Sanityis0verrated: wouldn't he just send tenticles instead of eggplants
Mister_Hush: lewd
scyphy: keep phtagning
yourangclan: SMASH THAT MF SACRIFICE BURTON
MilkInBag: aaaaaaaaaaand he died
tim19862: what a face
yourangclan: *BUTTON
jadedcynic: notice not "reach of justice' but "clutches of destiny' - Pierce is starting to....drift a little
tim19862: lrrWOW
sopranocat: That is how octupi do it, the male sticks a tentacle into the female's side and then the end detaches under her skin
shamblingkrenshar: I feel like taking all the insanity options is going to result in a mindscrew ending.
Lord_ZYRK: "The safe word is unpronounceable by the tongues of men"
MilkInBag: Sarah Connor?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wasn't bradley ripped apart by octoman?
sopranocat: at least that's how I remember my high school science
DiscordianTokkan: *Spouts cultist occultisms* "You're a voice of reason, Pierce.
sopranocat: so technically 8 eggplant
yourangclan: There's nothing better, baby do you like my sweater
DigitalSeahorse: I'm clearly drunk cause I haven't contacted you in years feliciaElbows
SydPreviouslyHeadache: prety sure dude with the necronomicon is part of the occult
red_shoes_jeff: Detective Fugue State is the voice of reason. These guys are boned.
johkmil: The same office that has a direct route to cult-ville?
PMAvers: Okay, so we got a guardian, a rogue, a seeker, and a survivor. Who's our mystic?
wicker_knight: oh, we just met Charles Hawkins :D
Alness49: "I know your husband just died... *crouches* but will you marry me?"
Nigouki: wait so Bradley shot Charles a bunch and that didn't kill him, but a poke and an axe apparently did. Which one is the real situation?
that_no_picklepee: Wait no, Sarah, you dont owe anyone a thing
TheGeekyQuilter: Goood Morning all you beautiful peoples
that_no_picklepee: girl
Sanityis0verrated: hallo geekyquilter
drcanonball: c'thun
Alness49: Adam Shambler
that_no_picklepee: If only it was that ez
yourangclan: Adimensional Shambledan
Tiber727: I hear the Shambler drops a sweet map.
sopranocat: make up your mind, are you killing it or sending it home?
that_no_picklepee: hahaha
noisyblizzard: so is she our Antiquarian or vestral?
notthepenguins: cthulhu probably would but
drcanonball: skilpoints?
blast__femur: so... tentacle-y
that_no_picklepee: @noisyblizzard occultist or antiquarian
hoktauri: how many people have had their ass eaten by an elder god?
Cepsys: is that a 96?
notthepenguins: i feel like there would be some side effects...
Omthebox: Gotta do something with those tentacles.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't htink they would
yourangclan: Make sure you have a torch for when you find an altar
BloodnBullets: mods? can someone add that quote
kat2kool: I doubt it, cthulhu doesn't care about us humans
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Alness49: Oh, he cares not for your... mortal thirsts
that_no_picklepee: id date cthulhu
DigitalSeahorse: benginButt benginButt benginButt
kenkopin: Cthulhu so good you go Crazy for dat.
ImmoralEthicist: To be fair, Cthulhu is going to devour everything, and since your ass is in the scope of "everything", he would also be devouring your ass.
TimWinGame: cthulhu like "i got work early tomorrow"
yourangclan: Everything's made up and the points don't matter!
n3ther: why does this game have a skill progression system lol
that_no_picklepee: oh it comes up
EvilBadman: It's 1924, Eldritch Ass Eating is in.
blast__femur: when do we get to punch Cthulu in the face
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, investigation and stregnth did come up before
notthepenguins: eloquence seemed to help
SydPreviouslyHeadache: like the grate and getting it working
that_no_picklepee: Items you couldnt detect from detect hidden didnt spawn in your game
that_no_picklepee: So you have missed a lot
blast__femur: why on earth is there pixelated artificing in my 1924 game?
yourangclan: The Norconarmpibarp!
notthepenguins: ohh interesting that_no_picklepee
Darleysam: no edward, you are the shamblers
Invitare: Shamblers have feelings too
notthepenguins: that's an interesting way of implementing it
Azlum01: evening Ben, Adam and chat. Are we spooped yet? 😬
Infernal_Translator: Cthulhu's got it's nark on.
yourangclan: The Nuggonomicon?
ChaoticUndercurrent: !next
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Erudite_Cynic: wait DJ Shambles is in this game too? Adam can never escape it even with a 1% chance
that_no_picklepee: @notthepenguins theres a lot of really neat options and solutions in the game but since its trying to immerse you it doesnt give you a "skill not high enough" prompt if it can avoid it
Traion: So Adam, if you get DJ Shambles from now on you know who to blame :P
sopranocat: That day when your tentacle porn becomes possessed and summons Cuthulu
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the wonder fullwizard
yourangclan: actually has there been a story about a Nuggonomicon?
Infernal_Translator: Can you get flowers for Algernon?
SkylerRingtail: Algernon? AS in, flowers for? D:
yourangclan: Can it be a short film starring Ben?
Alness49: That's no moon, that's Cthulu's ass!
Darleysam: y'all wanna land on this moon?
that_no_picklepee: i laughed
grandmaspocket: I did
dougma: I laughed....
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm waiting for Kat to show up and be truly significant
kat2kool: I laughed
TheBob58: I liked it
SkylerRingtail: Sorry! I just tuned in. Also, it's a heartbreaking joke :c
Sanityis0verrated: I got you Adam
tim19862: I enjoyed it :0
Kamotetop: Fahrenheit 451?
tribbletribal: I laughed
that_no_picklepee: look at the chat, we all laff
Sanityis0verrated: I was driving though
yourangclan: "That's no moon! it's a - wait no totally a moon my bad sorry."
noisyblizzard: whaz joke?=
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Flowers For Algernon was sad
itzClinton: O I thought everyone read Flowers for Algernon in middle school or something
CastleOtranto: I would have laughed if I had heard it
rocketjohn: books are ben's cephalapods...
AdamYMHMI: Read some wikipedia summaries, jeez.
I_Am_Clockwork: in these sort of old houses, offices are on bottom floor, while bedrooms and such are on the top
Erudite_Cynic: I laughed adam couldn't yopu hear?
tim19862: LOL
that_no_picklepee: hahahaa
n3ther: LUYL
tim19862: yup 1
sag3error: Sorry Adam, we were just being "Mousey"
dougma: oh man....
I_Am_Clockwork: that way you can separate your "public" and "private" lives
TehAmelie: are you gatekeeping yourself now?
Psychic_Ketchup: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4092: "Everything I play is magic" —Adam [2017-03-07]
DiscordianTokkan: seabatYIKES
yourangclan: 1 Cthulhu ass
ImmoralEthicist: That one right thre is toward the top
Omthebox: SLOW. FUCKING. CLAP
kat2kool: lrrWOW
kenkopin: kurtJokes
CastleOtranto: Adam Sassidan
yourangclan: 2 other one about Cthulhu Ass
SkylerRingtail: Amusingly, I'm reading through an anthology of Hugo award winners right now, and thus just reread Flowers for Algernon
Lord_ZYRK: Five of your best jokes? You have that many? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: We just got bodied seabatYIKES
yourangclan: 3 Being James
Sanityis0verrated: Wait when did they stop making people read Flowers For Algernon
Lunareclipse123: Professor Arimitage, eh?
Erudite_Cynic: I am happy they avoided calling Abdul "the Mad Arab"
that_no_picklepee: to be far
Kramburger: I'm in trouble *smile*
that_no_picklepee: fair even
that_no_picklepee: I am glad francis had a metal death
Lunareclipse123: I remember that guy
Infernal_Translator: Come on, the Necronomicon can't be a worse read than Invisible Dragon.
rocketjohn: simpsons jokes are by definition not good or funny...
SkylerRingtail: For anyone that wants to read the short story, it's available online: http://www.forum2.org/mellon/lj/flwrs.html
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i completely missed what this guy was saying i was laughing too much
yourangclan: Called it!
that_no_picklepee: @SkylerRingtail eyyy, mvp
jakale: sarah, the eldritch elevator operator
Erudite_Cynic: Nah they just need to read Wild Animus
yourangclan: She said this fucko was gonna show up like three years ago, totally called it.
DigitalSeahorse: hmmm maybe it's a good thing I haven't painted my demons yet
Infernal_Translator: Dagger of the Millenials
AdamYMHMI: There's an entire spooky knife set
Lunareclipse123: Well there were about 8 spooky daggers in that gallery
salsasamurai10: nah the knife i butter my toast with this morninh
yourangclan: Well TO BE FAIR they did have like 20 spoopy daggers in that one house.
AdamYMHMI: With a spooky knife block.
that_no_picklepee: lrrSPOOP
Brok3nGol3m: or genocide
hoktauri: to be fair
yourangclan: Shambles is gonna be sleepin with the cement shoes
Erudite_Cynic: I am just waiting ti.ll he says "Sacrifices must be made"
yourangclan: Wait, no, I meant he'll be wearing fishes
johkmil: Do you mean the Dagger of the Ancients, the Knife of the Forerunners, the Siletto of the Primordials?
yourangclan: Wait no
Laserbeaks_Fury: I have all these dry erase markers, but I'm looking for a more...permanent solution.
Infernal_Translator: Does Cthulhu respect restraining orders?
Brok3nGol3m: @Laserbeaks_Fury katesNice
notthepenguins: The Shiv of the Pretty Old Guys
DiscordianTokkan: OK, have to go have dinner. I'll catch up on the VOD. :D
yourangclan: @johkmil i was actually looking for the Poniard of the Firstborn, sorry
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DigitalSeahorse: he's looking for the mercenaries ... permanent solutions
MadCmdrMoe: Algernon here is a Cultie i feel...
that_no_picklepee: hahahaa
Kraest: Heeeeeeey errybody! lrrHEART
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Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
yourangclan: Desert Bust time!
johkmil: I only have the Awl of the Antedeluvians, sorry.
blast__femur: heyo Kraest-o
that_no_picklepee: "ma'am who dis"
Kramburger: Wait... is that a drawing of THE SPIDERMAN!?
Lord_ZYRK: Close, but no cigar
Dandinstorm12: what up chat
PMAvers: Get me charcoal sketches of Spiderman!
MilkInBag: is that Behemoth's lead singer?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Everybody, put your hands in the air! This is a bust!
yourangclan: J Jonah Cthulhuson
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun On the colonel, the face is right, the hair is just on the wrong way around. Think you can do something with glue?
johkmil: Isn't that captain Fitzroy?
MilkInBag: HAHA
dougma: HAHAHAHAHAHA
thebluecosmonaut: sdlgidjflgs
m0nkeyrama: lol
I_Am_Clockwork: goddamit adam
Dandinstorm12: we've seen that haven't we
I_Am_Clockwork: how
I_Am_Clockwork: HOOOW
Rhynerd: dangit
FreshToastLord: You jinxed it, adam!
PMAvers: This is the best escape room.
m0nkeyrama: adam built this house
sag3error: Bongo Cat demands pictures of Spider-man
Kraest: WHAT
I_Am_Clockwork: its so Cthulu can't see you wee
drcanonball: wait is this a resident evil house now?
Psychic_Ketchup: Before you can pee, answer these riddles three!
johkmil: It was in a box all the time!?
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh hey, that's the Elder Sign
MilkInBag: Can I go to the bathroom? Yes, BUT FIRST a charade MingLee
Dandinstorm12: Adam "I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!" Savidan
Infernal_Translator: Arrange 6 Mars bars under the S-bend
Kramburger: Somebody check on Kraest
Novus_Spes: Ooo SPOILERS
Kraest: @Kramburger am dead. pls resuscitate.
yourangclan: ICPee
johkmil: Anyone could have opened that box ant any time
MilkInBag: that house is not millions, but billions
thebluecosmonaut: 🅱️ ort
PMAvers: I mean, they've already sold out by playing PUBG.
sag3error: But is it R'lyeh the amulet we are looking for?
Kramburger: @Kraest F
drcanonball: DO BOTH
that_no_picklepee: I gotta jet, thanks for making me laugh so much you guys
ImmoralEthicist: Ben, which tour(s)? I'm now curious about whether or not it was one of the times I saw them.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam, are you even capable of being an asshole?
yourangclan: "No, my son's name is also Bortnite"
red_shoes_jeff: If I had a million dollars, IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS...
Dandinstorm12: what up it's ya bois Adam and Ben gonna jam some Fortnite
sopranocat: here are 6 Qtips making a shape. Now make that shape with 4 Qtips
Lord_ZYRK: Fake Occult Gamers DansGame
hanrat: all you need to do is mispronounce Cthulhu and They Will Come
kumatsu: Are you going to build this Resident Evil Mansion on Vancouver Island?
Mysticman89: what about serge
notthepenguins: can you be mean any time you want
ChiefEngineerMichael: WE CAN TALK GIBBERISH AT HIM!
dougma: @SydPreviouslyHeadache I see you missed Adam's comments to serge yesturday
Nightvalien28: but are you capable of being a fortnite asshole? that is the highest tier of asshole
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Serge took off a kids ear
sopranocat: it's just much harder for some people
yourangclan: Serge can be mean at the draft table
Kramburger: Do you mean Serge 'Stripmine' Yager/
m0nkeyrama: WutFace
thomturtle: I hear Serge deceives you in drafts, lolol
MilkInBag: is this a fetch quest? OpieOP
johkmil: We are saved? Fin
scyphy: you skipped phtagning
tubby125: we are saved... means we are toast?
red_shoes_jeff: You missed a squiggly.
FlopsyDingo: should we max out occultism? seems like it could be fun
Lunareclipse123: His name is Whiskers
yourangclan: Serge makes a million dollars just yelling PIVOT on YouTube videos
dougma: Serge "I need to give a content warning about the minecraft build I am making on my G rated stream" Yager
Dandinstorm12: Ben "70 fucking 5/3s" Ulmer
Traion: Speaking of saccing all your lands: Are you on FNPF this week Ben?
Alness49: Serge "Grinds Villagers for Iron" Yager
johkmil: The squiggly was grayed out from when they talked to him last time.
vegetalss4: How would you possibly know beforehand?
Kramburger: The man at the store said this was the right one!
MilkInBag: 'You have to wear the amulet WHERE?'
Kraest: Best friends with Cthulhu makes for some WILD tea parties.
Akaiatana: Adam rolls dice, gets shambler
ImmoralEthicist: Yeah, "I hope this works" is pretty much the best you're gonna do in this case.
Darleysam: oh Cthulhu? You mean John Cthulhu? Yeah I've got his number, you want it?
Dr_Shandor: has anyone gone insane from reading a book yet?
MilkInBag: Charles Dance6
I_Am_Clockwork: we gonna have a scarap with the police?
scyphy: braey
Infernal_Translator: Cthulhu isn't bad, just misunderstood. By the laws of the Universe.
grandmaspocket: 2
dougma: lrrWOW
Erudite_Cynic: yikes
scyphy: bradley ded
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES benginCry
PMAvers: I assume Henry is a brother to Herbert West?
ImmoralEthicist: "Is this gonna work?" "I don't know for sure that it's NOT gonna work, which is better than I can say for everything else."
Dandinstorm12: "but you don't know the whole story"
Darleysam: and credits
EJGRgunner: It's so hard to fight the urge to respond to every mention of Cthulu with zalgo text
MilkInBag: are you playing Hugh Laurie?
wicker_knight: @Infernal_Translator I think when you can talk to the laws of the universe on an even footing, it's less "misunderstood by" and more "disagrees with"
wicker_knight: :P
I_Am_Clockwork: wait they left a car behind
Kramburger: To be fair, you are a loose cannon
I_Am_Clockwork: wow these cops are wasteful
ChiefEngineerMichael: We have facts as well! And those facts fit together with other facts! The issue is that these facts just don't fit with the universe
drcanonball: 12
Dandinstorm12: didn't need that other damn car anyway
I_Am_Clockwork: leaving free cars all over the place
ImmoralEthicist: I would love for that to smash cut to credits
DigitalSeahorse: I just realized I've dinted my favorite pan for the dumbest of reasons...frustration over living space
BlueMagnusStormCrow: In fairness Pierce is a pretty bad investigator.
Kraest: Don't read anything from Partick Rothfuss, Ben
MilkInBag: 47
ukkittykat: Goosebumps was the best!
Kraest: Patrick*
Lucidmooselid: 58
Kramburger: Mum? Can you come pick me up?
MilkInBag: FeelsBadMan
ChiefEngineerMichael: @BlueMagnusStormCrow As is tradition within Cthulhu
Invitare: 112
Darleysam: 420!
Omthebox: 68
Chartle: 69
Erudite_Cynic: 420 Chapters
feha92: @Kraest he made anything other than kingkiller chronicles now?
johkmil: You're going down now, Pierce
m0nkeyrama: 70
Kraest: 420
chickenace11: 69 happy now
NonjaBiru: 37
ImmoralEthicist: I assume, like Life of Pi, it has exactly 100
Alness49: Root 28
yourangclan: 69420
jpss92400: 666
MilkInBag: 1 chapter and I made it :)
sag3error: the sex number
noisyblizzard: it a-pierce?
Kramburger: Missy Elliot?
Dandinstorm12: Ben "Disappointed in you Twitch Chat" Ulmer
thebluecosmonaut: misdemean 'er? i hardly even know 'er! Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: 420
SkylerRingtail: Jeez, the animations in this game are quite jerky, aren't they?
Lucidmooselid: mr meanest
Infernal_Translator: @wicker_knight "I reject your reality and substitute my own"?
Kraest: @feha92 There's a spinoff book, but we're STILL waiting for book 3 of the Kingkiller Chronicles. :/
MilkInBag: blue!? WutFace
feha92: @Infernal_Translator oh, that quote. its from SAO abridges
ukkittykat: "...turn to page 394"
wicker_knight: @Infernal_Translator exactly, except Cthulhu actually means it
Alness49: What do you mean "middle of Prohibition?" What do you know?
feha92: abridged*
MilkInBag: being behind bars is a question of perspective
Tiber727: From my perspective, you ARE behind bars!
Invitare: what if YOU are the one behind bars eh?
Invitare: who's to say which side this is
yourangclan: @kraest there's also a less-known short story about Bast.
EvilBadman: @Kraest God forbid Pat have a life.
Dandinstorm12: @Invitare eventually, everyone is behind bars
Azlum01: The captains teeth bother me.
yourangclan: it's called The Lightning Tree and it's great
Kraest: @yourangclan WHAT. I NEED THIS.
I_Am_Clockwork: nothing at aaaal
yourangclan: It's in Rogues, I dunno if there's anywhere else to get it
itzClinton: Is this the voice actor of Kaiba?
Kraest: @EvilBadman I mean...It's been, like...8 years? 9?
sir_jack_DB: the characters are so over-animated
m0nkeyrama: I understood that reference PogChamp
Infernal_Translator: @feha92 older than that
SydPreviouslyHeadache: man i hate rain
noisyblizzard: jailbreaks are so 2010
Dandinstorm12: yes Adam
thebluecosmonaut: why not both
Himyul: Leviathan: "Knock knock..."
Lucidmooselid: and now the start of oblivion!!
Sanityis0verrated: I thought you already had a booty call
Alness49: Sploosh
jakale: reginald P Old One
johkmil: Damn, I hate jail-rain
tim19862: lrrWOW katesLol
drcanonball: hey you might have a water leak in here
red_shoes_jeff: Yep. Pee.
hoktauri: Cthulu is so wet right now
vegetalss4: Nah, Cthulhu is as much a slave to the laws of reality as the rest of us. We are just more wrong about what they are. It's part of the exsistensial dread that even through his awakening would mean the extinction of humanity he doesn't actually matter in the grand scheme of things.
Sanityis0verrated: why is this your first meet up
grandmaspocket: Oh no pee pee!
Rhynerd: welcome to the shark tank
thebluecosmonaut: the hand gestures are hilarious
MilkInBag: you're a bad Mass Effect DLC DansGame
Dandinstorm12: you look awful human friend
FreshToastLord: Is this cthulhu/leviathan or cthulhu's son leviathan?
EJGRgunner: You can call me "Levi"
feha92: @Infernal_Translator the joke was that the quote I referred to was on the context on whether it first came from mythbusters or dungeon something something :P
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Erudite_Cynic: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN Leviathan seabatBRAIN
Lucidmooselid: i got girth
korvys: seabatBRAIN
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
notthepenguins: it's presumably some other lovecraftian fella
Dandinstorm12: too late
Azlum01: Mr know it all here.
jakale: I'm such a library, they call me a whale
yourangclan: @kraest It's not even half a WoT yet, just wait until Pat dies in 90 years and the immortal Sanderson writes the ending lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: Literal Actual Galaxy brain
n3ther: submit to daddy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Don't listen to the scary guy, struggle
johkmil: "You will not be able to speak, because you are underwater"
PMAvers: Who said anything about this being a bad guy?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Are we gonna go nuts now?
Dandinstorm12: Ben "I just want to be a bad guy" Ulmer
red_shoes_jeff: "gently"
I_Am_Clockwork: "Sheepharded
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Who says the Leviathan is the bad guy?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ben you should get a traitor emote
m0nkeyrama: Renegade run seabatSEAL
Kraest: dat voice tho
I_Am_Clockwork: "shepherded"*
notthepenguins: yeah, we don't actually know leviathan is bad per se
Spacecarl: benginTraitor
yourangclan: @sydpreviouslyheadache benginTraitor like this one?
notthepenguins: though i doubt it's exactly Good
FreshToastLord: Levi seems pretty nice so far
Lucidmooselid: deff the good guy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: That was the joke i was making
feha92: @yourangclan immortal sandersson? This sounds like a religion I would agree to
Himyul: is he selling gnosticism?
yourangclan: Oh sorry.
MilkInBag: any normal human would be drowned now
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Leviathan just wants us to find the truth.
ChiefEngineerMichael: REFUSE!
EJGRgunner: Look, I don't want to rush you, but I don't have gills yet so I am running out of oxygen
johkmil: Accept!
Lucidmooselid: its complicated
jakale: "have you seen this woman?"
Lucidmooselid: they used to date
Dandinstorm12: yeah but on a whiteboard
RedRaptor: Seek me out...the diamond in the rough.
Infernal_Translator: I always had a theory that Yog-Sothoth was essentially a living broom closet from the Akashic Records.
Himyul: his friends call him Levi
CastleOtranto: The Oracle gives you a chocolate chip cookie and then is played by a different actress in the next movie.
johkmil: "Your fate has been written: it is in the script of the game"
yourangclan: @feha92 By the year 2100, 2% of the earth's mass is Sanderson books. it hasn't reached apocalyptic proportions yet, but the world powers have accepted that he cannot be atopped
yourangclan: It's like the paperclip idle game but with fantasy doorstoppers
Dandinstorm12: "With the Frizz? No way!"
MenomeTwitch: Just because I KNOW how to break out jail, doesn't mean I have to do it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: they don't have the shoes for it
Lunareclipse123: R'lyathan
thebluecosmonaut: find drake PogChamp
Kraest: You have to run first and then hit to run button again :P
ukkittykat: DWAKE!
CastleOtranto: A normal field trip? Not with the Frizz!
n3ther: owo
RatekStormcrow: Jumping was invented 1952, of course nobody can jump in this game
Kramburger: Hotwine Bwing?
feha92: @yourangclan at that point, the "Sandersson avalanche" is going to have been given a whole new meaning
Psychic_Ketchup: You UwUsed to call me on my cellphone?
Dandinstorm12: them views
SquareDotCube: The best deathmatch is Dwake
Rhynerd: cellphwone
Kraest: Fowtnite dUwUo?
Astra7525: vast open area with nobody else around... Hide-and-seek gameplay inbound...
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Psychic_Ketchup You made me read that! WITH MY OWN EYES
PMAvers: I still love how Lady Gaga is playing through Bayonetta.
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yourangclan: @ratekstormcrow That was a primitive prototype, jumping as we know it was invented in 2001 by Ken Jennings.
Nightvalien28: he is an awful streamer
Psychic_Ketchup: ChiefEngineerMichael Yeah it hurt writing that
MilkInBag: poor Justin
Kamotetop: Who?
Infernal_Translator: If you want views, you could have a mutlistream with everyone playing Spud!
m0nkeyrama: Big seabatYIKES
Pump19: I Am Just Clay, And I Listen
tim19862: don't think drake was part of the one I saw
Alness49: Hey, it's like Improv is hard work or something!
feha92: I thought jumping was invented by Tom Jumping, though?
Invitare: why is Pump19 talking?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH YES!
Kramburger: Cat pls
notthepenguins: I think she just locked him in with the gribbly
EJGRgunner: wait... why did Pump19 say that!
smurfsrppl2: ded
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I was waiting for this moment
yourangclan: @feha92 Ken Jennings invented everything, silly.
Kraest: F
Rhynerd: I think I killed one of those in Dead Space
InadvisablyTwee: aww it's got tiny lil chicken wings
Infernal_Translator: I shall name it Mickey
Dandinstorm12: that looks like they thing from Dead Space
Lucidmooselid: i like his non wings
Dandinstorm12: *the
Alness49: Dimensional Twerker
A_Dub888: Dammit eldrich horror! Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your food!?!
Lunareclipse123: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH- Ivegottabutt
Angnor33: OK, who let bald Kerrigan loose?
scyphy: i think he ded
FreshToastLord: the winglets are cute, ngl
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I knew Cat was actually important
yourangclan: Dimensional Sexyboi
Kraest: It just mists out of you
n3ther: he's dyed red therefore dead
Infernal_Translator: Don't forget to throw a pokeball when you see it
IanJacek: Aww man I spilled my tomato juice everywhere!
steelenet: kill it with fire!
cutaos: dont you need a torch for the shambler?
CataclysmicReverb: Are we getting shambled?
feha92: gliffs
yourangclan: oil loops
yourangclan: brother
Nigouki: oh good, it's time for GAMEPLAY!
jakale: didn't really look like it was shambling
Alness49: Grease me up!
chickenace11: so she can use her powers
vegetalss4: Because he is selfish
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh that's a magic circle
Lucidmooselid: maybe you can just put a harness on him and ride him!! RaccAttack RaccAttack RaccAttack
ZuNy77: could we have not given him the locket earlier?
yourangclan: Fuck Captain Cult would be a rad hero
steelenet: glyph town
Laserbeaks_Fury: is that a literal Magic Circle
Dared00: *points at butterfly* Is that a glyph?
Dandinstorm12: thanks game, 'preciate it
steelenet: LUL
Kraest: Telling you to use the lamp when you START looking for them would be really useful
FreshToastLord: it keeps out seabears
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you not see the massive glowy circle? Kappa
johkmil: I know how easy it is to confuse - I once put winter glyphs on my car.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam "banjo playing' Savidan
Dandinstorm12: Hey Adam did you hear that Chris Jericho hates that song?
Jrrmungandr: Nothing good ever came from a glowy circle.
Dandinstorm12: harsh
Infernal_Translator: "Eddie wuz here"
Ukon_vasara: lrrGOAT
yourangclan: lrrGOAT
Dandinstorm12: Greatest of All Time
Alness49: Adam Savidan just made the list
MilkInBag: chris jericho is the moat
Lucidmooselid: Points at crotch...is this glyph??
auxv: Who's Your BOAT
SquareDotCube: Isn't that what you said about AJ Styles :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: "That's not a glyph, that's a sigil you idiot!"
Jrrmungandr: I mean...it's bad but I don't know if it's THAT bad a painting...
PMAvers: Ah yes, the rum tunnels.
MilkInBag: boat of all time
thebluecosmonaut: bomdiggity of all time
Dandinstorm12: uh huh
Darleysam: blurst of all time
Tiber727: "Blurst Of All Time."
Kramburger: Speaking of Goats, Adam how do you like the new Daniel Bryan?
yourangclan: Dilapidated BOAT match?
Infernal_Translator: MICKEY!
noisyblizzard: clippo
yourangclan: @laserbeaks_fury Are we sure it's not a rune?
Astra7525: This is a kind of anticlimactic finale...
m0nkeyrama: Nice
jakale: the eldritch hide and seek
steelenet: dangit monkeys SwiftRage
SquareDotCube: It was the UwUst of times
MilkInBag: on a cliff
steelenet: at the bar
Dandinstorm12: on the floor
yourangclan: Is it possible we're getting Disc 1 final dungeoned?
PMAvers: doing the dinosaur?
steelenet: LUL
Gooseblast: Squid1 TheIlluminati Squid4
feha92: I have always appreciated that the way the crew pronounces "LRR", is a perfect example of the letter "Ö" (so it sounds like "lör")
morgoth_bauglyr: the glyph is a mimic
steelenet: sassy
Lucidmooselid: it was the fred durst of times
yourangclan: I suspect it with the whole Leviathan thing.
scyphy: glyph hanger he's hanging from a glyph! that's why they call him glyph hanger
m0nkeyrama: I appreciate her sass so much
SydPreviouslyHeadache: could this guy be more annoying
steelenet: plot twist, you're actually a glyph PogChamp
Traion: So Adam which Shambler is scarier this one, or DJ Shambles from DD?
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Fucking weirdo" Savidan
Darleysam: the real glyph was the friends we made along the way
Tiber727: *Shambler throws a crate and knocks you out of the circle.*
feha92: @Darleysam but there are three of them! you cant have three friends!
MilkInBag: the glyph was inside you al l along
SydPreviouslyHeadache: DJ Shambles summons more scary shit
Alness49: You're Peter Glyphin
Nigouki: blind him
Astra7525: blind him
Rhynerd: Here lies Adam Savidan: He mocked a ghost and got literally bent
BlueMagnusStormCrow: if you shine the lantern at him he slows down.
Infernal_Translator: Heeeere's Mickey!
Darleysam: @feha92 too real :(
notthepenguins: he's the dimensional shambler
notthepenguins: not the dimensional runner
Dandinstorm12: uh
Dandinstorm12: awk
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you just did that
steelenet: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'VE BEEN DOING
dougma: My DBLoon just arrived :-)
steelenet: FailFish
Traion: Betrayal in 3,2,1....
Lucidmooselid: hes also in to rambling on weekends
grandmaspocket: Its the 20s shes lucky she isnt getting smacked
m0nkeyrama: Can we leave him in the dungeon
yourangclan: more like a DABloon amirite?
Infernal_Translator: Heeeeeere kitty kitty kitty
SquareDotCube: no flowers for you, Algernon
cutaos: get him some flowers
hoktauri: gotta be hard to be named after a rat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just ditch algernon here
cutaos: hah
Sanityis0verrated: I mean Algernon was a douche when he was smart
Akaiatana: Drake's childhood bullying was Algernon stop
Angnor33: @cutaos Beat me to it! :)
red_shoes_jeff: @dougma Yay! DBloon Buddies!
MilkInBag: HAHA
steelenet: LUL
MilkInBag: by the power of SCREAM
cutaos: @Angnor33 squaredotcube got there even quicker hah
Usernamenotavailablee7: that scared me so much
Darleysam: okay kite him, now DPS
KeiRaccoon: Wait is the current monster really calle the Shambler? Adam can't catch a break, can he?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Algernon was the rat, you're talking about Algernon's Monster
Dandinstorm12: Adam "Skirt" Savidan
yourangclan: Real name: Algernon Aubrey
m0nkeyrama: Ben scream more powerful than the shambler LUL
steelenet: uhhhhhh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tough shit drake
steelenet: that seems bad
thebluecosmonaut: LUL
Dandinstorm12: awk
notthepenguins: well
drcanonball: use the lamp
MilkInBag: welp
FreshToastLord: welp
WithoutAnAce: Just joined, have people already made the "Adam beating the shambler in all games" joke?
notthepenguins: bye algernon
Lucidmooselid: ooooo weelll
jorim: Welp
KidSpanner: Hh.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: You were ment to shine the lantern at it.
feha92: mario 64 LUL
CastleOtranto: Meh
hoktauri: and nothing of value was lost
Jrrmungandr: Oh I think I've played this one
Nigouki: he had the amulet so you fucked now
yourangclan: @laserbeaks_fury Not to be a dick, but you're thinking of Robocop's Monster
Jrrmungandr: You just have to go into the painted world
thebluecosmonaut: cronch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh wait, could you actually have saved him?
RedRaptor: Now would be a good time for a Flowers for Algernon joke
CastleOtranto: He probably wanted that to happen
Azlum01: That lady likes some weird porn
Lucidmooselid: Algenon was the real boss
Rhynerd: So bad ending unlocked?
FreshToastLord: algernon gets an alternate ending
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Loosing him cuts off one ending.
FreshToastLord: but now they can go for the cool ending
feha92: FUSROHDAH!
ukkittykat: is it going to be like that one time in Oblivion?
ChiefEngineerMichael: And thus she went truly bonkers
Jrrmungandr: And bring the pigment from the dark soul to them
yourangclan: "Plunge from the plank, and hurry home!"
SquareDotCube: "fierce" "battle"
Himyul: it was all a mythunderstanding
SydPreviouslyHeadache: where was bradely in all that
Laserbeaks_Fury: That sounds like an UwU problem
yourangclan: @himyul a Mythbusterstanding
steelenet: we're out of pizza chief!
yourangclan: Adam Savagedan?
yourangclan: And Jamie Hyneben
Psychic_Ketchup: Bar fights are only the beginning
steelenet: next thing you know it'll be music hall fights!
Azlum01: This guy waterboards
KidSpanner: Make me a burrito. Make me a burrito.
Alness49: Is a human burrito a sandwich?
MilkInBag: your tongue
feha92: "we get a blanket!" "are you stupid, dont you understand?" - the characters answered to the streamers statement xD
yourangclan: The bar fight was merely a setback!
Psychic_Ketchup: You can't pick that lock, it's just a jpeg
grandmaspocket: Levi!
Dandinstorm12: ohai
sag3error: Because it's only a picture of a lock
yourangclan: "Hey wait a minute this isn't even a real door!"
Lord_ZYRK: Crapshot idea: Adam aska a genie to make him a burrito, genie turns him into a burrito, genie starts laughing maniacally but stops when he hears the burrito laughing excitedly
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Dandinstorm12: is this dude just in jail with us? He only shows up here
Questhere: dat eldritch asmr
Darleysam: "MUUUUUUUUUM, where's my Truth Seeker?" "IT's where you left it, honey!"
steelenet: uh
notthepenguins: amazing
Dandinstorm12: yes
Lord_ZYRK: PICK LEFT
yourangclan: Rad as fuck
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Choose carefully!
Usernamenotavailablee7: wow thats great
steelenet: pick the one that asks him for a burrito
yourangclan: GO LEFT
viridimayai: This is pretty great
Invitare: If only you knew how to read Latin!!
KidSpanner: This is the best thing I've seen in this game yet.
blast_shark: You could probably get out of that big-ass gap in the cell door.
korvys: This will affect your destiny
feha92: now they need to pick all other options too
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Step one: Find a rival wizard.
feha92: to show us the alternate endings
MilkInBag: Ultimate truth: Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
viridimayai: I don't like how the eldritch abomination has a human frame
BlueMagnusStormCrow: But in latin jesus begins with an I
Blasteg: what a nice guy
steelenet: @MilkInBag truth
feha92: Thats no cat!!!!
steelenet: rip that dude
Dandinstorm12: ded
Darleysam: and that, was the first time I died
yourangclan: wasted
Infernal_Translator: Truth is, she was an actual cat
jakale: rude, cat
notthepenguins: possible futures maybe?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is Leviathan at odds with the shambler?
Azlum01: 420 no scoped
steelenet: so this is the schrodinger's cat of games?
feha92: hmm, ending scene were you get to watch the other endings is probably one of the better ways to end a multiple-choice game
yourangclan: I'm kinda thinking Leviathan is just aligned in favor of knowledge
feha92: this way there is no need to replay
ukkittykat: kawaii desu
wicker_knight: It's "Levi-tan" Ben Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pierce figures out he's in a video game and goes insane
Infernal_Translator: Levia-tan
viridimayai: Levia-chan
yourangclan: like, doesn't care whether people knowing things hurts them or not
MilkInBag: DragonBall Z, Dragonball GT, pokemon
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring us the child and wipe away the debt!
KidSpanner: Which animes has Adam seen?
steelenet: DxCat
Psychic_Ketchup: Because you only watch anime with fish and guns in them?
yourangclan: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Boruto
yourangclan: duh
scyphy: dragon ball dragonball z dragonball gt and akira toriyama
feha92: ben is a nekomimi? finally! This is the world I didnt know I always wished for!!
MilkInBag: is this Dishonored? PogChamp
Rhynerd: oh no, west died.
Lord_ZYRK: PUNCH LEFT
korvys: "Saying 'has Adam not seen that anime' is like shooting fish in a barrel" "Cause fish don't watch anime?" "Yeah"
MilkInBag: right
Usernamenotavailablee7: right
Erudite_Cynic: go left
scyphy: right
Dandinstorm12: the problem with shooting fish in a barrel is that the water leaks out after a few shots and then the fish die anyway
ukkittykat: @Dandinstorm12 not straightaway though
yourangclan: @dandinstorm12 i don't see the problem. I can shoot dead fish just fine
steelenet: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Dom has a nice stache
Dandinstorm12: @ukkittykat it ruins the fun
grandmaspocket: whoms't've'd
Sanityis0verrated: the illusion of choice
steelenet: GOSH DARN IT
ukkittykat: xD
Himyul: fishermen are known for their restrained swears
randomino5: Hogwash!
Infernal_Translator: Blarney!
KidSpanner: Are these fishermen all the same model?
yourangclan: Also I've always thought that it was supposed to be a barrel completely packed, like storing fish
Chartle: do these fishermen do anything other than protest? like damn get a job
ukkittykat: codswallop!
Questhere: fiddlestick
MilkInBag: Arthur Shelby?
Tiber727: @Dandinstorm12 You killed more fish than you had bullets. Over 100% accuracy. I fail to see the problem.
steelenet: she sure is pretty stabby
viridimayai: I'm getting some serious innsmouth vibes from these fishermen
Skyboss1996: Wrex
kat2kool: apparently when you shoot fish in a barrel the shockwaves of the shot kill all the fish instantly
yourangclan: Shepard. Wrex
Dandinstorm12: obvs
feha92: @Dandinstorm12 the issue with shooting fish in a barrel, is that its a very awkward position to aim from, and no mobility at all unless you ruin all your aim by tilting the barrel on its side and rolling along
Rhynerd: "with 2d6?"
yourangclan: No, they're playing Call out Cthulhu!
Skyboss1996: This is why we use Point buy!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I attack the darkness
Noxenluxe: I rolled these stats at home. Kappa
feha92: so its hard to chase the fish as they run away
Infernal_Translator: I'd totally play a character with all stats under 10
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Dandinstorm12: the point is watching the fish die
viridimayai: try looking up?
Dandinstorm12: and if they're dying already it loses it's charm
Rhynerd rolls 2d6 just to see what he'd get. The result is a 9.
red_shoes_jeff: Gamers don't look up.
yourangclan: My current D&D game we all used one rolled array and it's honestly great, because we all have a 17 and a 4.
grandmaspocket: thing on the floor in the middle
Dared00: up?
Himyul: Infernal_Translator too much like real life
randomino5: What in the GOSH
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The door in the warehouse
Dandinstorm12: (don't shoot fish, kids)
kat2kool: corpsterman is the worst superhero ever
steelenet: LUL
Lunareclipse123: Bring me pictures of LOBSTERMAN!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gamers never look up
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cats stats are maxed
yourangclan: Maybe you just couldn't fail?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Cat's investigation is maxed
notthepenguins: you probably can't fail it
Infernal_Translator: @Himyul with low stats, you can abuse the Chaotic Neutral allignment
Lunareclipse123: Probably to highlight Cat's thieving abilities
StaciNose: I think a blood puddle was clickable?
Erudite_Cynic: lock picks are fun and easy to use
Onisquirrel: it's captain ahab
Noxenluxe: Why is the writing in this so subpar? SeriousSloth
randomino5: game soft locks
m0nkeyrama: Not going to finish that sentence, cat? ):
feha92: why does the dragger keep on changing how he drags the body?
Konda020946: yeeognge zhro ymg' ilyaa mgng ehyenah ah vulgtmnah llll ymg'
Zyme86: Language!
yourangclan: @infernal_translator there definitely has to be a 3.5 prestige class that's better if your basic abilities are garbage, right?
steelenet: PogChamp
Laserbeaks_Fury: An ood?
Sanityis0verrated: Ues because when you drag a body it leaves patches of blood and not a trail
grandmaspocket: chthonian
Kraest: Are we playing Murdered: Soul Suspect? :p
tergonis: that's a nope right there
sir_jack_DB: now that's a knife
yourangclan: Oh she did a swear she's tough!
Alness49: It's a fishman fisherman
Zyme86: @Laserbeaks_Fury beware the Doctor Donna!
notthepenguins: maybe it's cultist masks
Infernal_Translator: @yourangclan Ever heard of Fail Mage?
Chartle: that's why they're so cranky
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's a mask
steelenet: it's all fun and games until you get turned into a squid guy
Sanityis0verrated: The Ood have gone mad
PMAvers: I mean, how much howling is in Bloodborne?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i mean, this is what you guys wanted
Onisquirrel: this is some dedicated Splatoon LARPing community
Kramburger: Or a desire for power/knowledge
Himyul: are those guys from splatoon?
hanrat: how does investigation conclude *that*?
Dared00: Oh no, they were... cosplayers
steelenet: LUL
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Huh. An odd Ood.
yourangclan: @infernal_translator I feel like I've heard the name in passing, now that you say it
Konda020946: ehye zhro h' nafl'fhtagn
Dandinstorm12: dun dun dun!
ChiefEngineerMichael: WAT
feha92: ooh, stealth segment!
Dandinstorm12: 1911?
Skyboss1996: Mawp
grandmaspocket: REANIMATOR
steelenet: suddenly zombies!
Nigouki: finally some modern gameplay!!
notthepenguins: we just got booted out of the vision? rad
Darleysam: did that seem like a strange, kind of modern, aesthetic there?
Lord_ZYRK: We CoC Zombies now WutFace
feha92: suddenly: stealth game
m0nkeyrama: zoombies
RatekStormcrow: A whole factorty dedicated to one man smpoking :)
Clench_Eastwood: Ben, you just shot those drunkguys!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: now we shooting?
smurfsrppl2: black ops 4 looks great
m0nkeyrama: :o
johkmil: Zombos!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is cat the hero?
steelenet: uh
m0nkeyrama: Damn
FreshToastLord: Fishy zombos
Rhynerd: "dammit."
yourangclan: THE GAS
MilkInBag: so that scene was walk 10 feet, look at 4 blood puddles, then get attacked
Zyme86: You must not have rolled high enough to shoot again
FreshToastLord: or it's a vision
scyphy: dammit
Clench_Eastwood: theyjust had a bit much to drink you mruderer
BlueMagnusStormCrow: There isn't much left.
ManaIishi: The voice acting... could be better
MenomeTwitch: You have maybe an hour of gameplay left
Konda020946: ymg' ephaimgep l' ah'n'gha ehyeeog
BlueMagnusStormCrow: 1 hr at most
drcanonball: 13 actually
kat2kool: 'Pierce has yet to find if she did make it' that's a sentence
scyphy: knock it ewt
Clench_Eastwood: It's the last one and it's not Kappa
johkmil: More gunsmans!
FreshToastLord: oh his eyes
scyphy: it's the last one
Invitare: Chat has lied about remaining game lenth before
Psychic_Ketchup: He's turning into Shrek!
absorbedtulip9: hello everyone!
Brok3nGol3m: eyes! naysyScare
JudgeKyle: When does AFK start?
feha92: sanity = 0
ChiefEngineerMichael: Bradley! Your eyes! They've gone funny!
Novus_Spes: Congratulations to both teams...er bois...for making it to overtime. We shall flip a coin to determine...oh wait wrong game.
gigagloin: Get outta ma cell!
Infernal_Translator: @yourangclan Imagine a schizophrenic character insisting that they hear people rolling dice and controlling the world
FarleyF: You know if you go over your going to have to apologise to the people after you who are....both of you
gigagloin: !next
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Rockario: The violins seem to imply that he's not calming down
yourangclan: @infernal_translator interesting! is that the warlock patron?
Konda020946: ymg' ahornah nafl'fhtagn cuthulhu
red_shoes_jeff: FIGHT IT! "I CAN'T!" CALM DOWN! "Okay."
ComeInWeAreClosed: the whaling station, where all the cool teens hang out
yourangclan: or a different iteration on that idea?
feha92: "you have to end this" ok: alt+f4
steelenet: rip that dude
Dandinstorm12: not our destiny!
MilkInBag: Ben 'no chill'
Psychic_Ketchup: No witnesses
m0nkeyrama: Zero hesitation
Brok3nGol3m: naysyRekt
viridimayai: the no hesitation murder
Rhynerd: RIP.
Zyme86: no witnesses
m0nkeyrama: benginDab2 benginDab2
circusofkirkus: we're anything if not helpful
gigagloin: benginRip
feha92: oh, this really *is* a stealth segment
yourangclan: Eu-than-as-ia! 👏👏👏👏👏
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The gun does have limited ammo iirc
Dandinstorm12: *flex
Papperslappen: SWOLE
MilkInBag: Master Fistist
johkmil: Black belt in gunkata
Rhynerd: as a master of the fist, you are now also master of the gun.
Dandinstorm12: uh
Dandinstorm12: nope
yourangclan: Monk 20
Brok3nGol3m: so speedrun = murderboys
Psychic_Ketchup: Here I go killing again
ChiefEngineerMichael: @loadingreadyrun Wait... Are WE the baddies?
red_shoes_jeff: Detective GUNFIST!
MilkInBag: what
Zyme86: Well if this town wasnt dying before
m0nkeyrama: well then
SydPreviouslyHeadache: PFFT
Dandinstorm12: rip
Camail: out of bullets
MilkInBag: LUL
yourangclan: benginRIP
robo__nixon: Ben got faked out
vegetalss4: Ben and the game does not seem to be on the same page vis a vis how callous the main character is.
FreshToastLord: shoot the mans from afar
yourangclan: wait
Konda020946: ah'n'gha nilgh'ri
m0nkeyrama: one hit kill zombies
yourangclan: benginRip
Infernal_Translator: @yourangclan no, just roleplaying for extra flavor. I'm not very well versed in D&D, but I always forgo effectiveness for staying true to character.
robo__nixon: Some sort of Sidewalk Slam!
yourangclan: oh right only lrr is all caps
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nuug_: I know eldritch words! Wqid'faino Postisdncvos
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Traion: Might need to redo skillpoints
r10pez10: Is Sarah the bad guy
ChiefEngineerMichael: This man kills us by flopping his arms at us
Papperslappen: such eloquence
MilkInBag: he retired
PMAvers: Oh, that's why we couldn't shoot, we were out?
Konda020946: ah'n'gha nilgh'ri
yourangclan: @infernal_translator There's an Unearthed Arcana article for 5e with a Warlock patron that is the DM.
bondeulv: you were out of ammo last time
feha92: wait, he needed 6 bullets until the first guy that killed him, but this time spared the sixth and was told "I see yo uare out of bullets"?
fryburger98: what's the game
notthepenguins: the cop gave you bullets this time
yourangclan: It's not great for actual play, but it is pretty funny
ComeInWeAreClosed: the blue part is the land
BloodnBullets: the officer gave ytou more bullets
Rhynerd: Man, Edward didn't even need to aim.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love Cat
MilkInBag: a bullet to heal her
Clench_Eastwood: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
SydPreviouslyHeadache: don't you dare hurt her, i swear
r10pez10: is it a hug
FreshToastLord: heal her permanently
feha92: This game needs some latin chanting in the background. Preferably from ben and alex
yourangclan: How many times do you need to call her Kitty before she hardcore murders you? once? or twice?
nuug_: Killing her will end the pain, to be fair
thebluecosmonaut: aaaahhh kos
thebluecosmonaut: or as some say kosm
PMAvers: So Leviathan is The Jeeeeesus?
Dandinstorm12: coz seafood yo
notthepenguins: cults is why
Camail: it looks tasty, tasty like Truth
Rhynerd: oh, was this the great whaling?
Brok3nGol3m: so bad sushi. got it
Darleysam: come get a cthulwich!
Invitare: why would you eat cosmic fish god flesh?
Kramburger: Truth Seeker, I require your strongest truths
Lord_ZYRK: "The fuck is that?!" "I dunno. . . what do you think it tastes like, though?"
TemporallyAwry: They were starving - apparently that bad?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i feel so betrayed right now chat. Cat was our Dom
BlueMagnusStormCrow: They thought it was a giant whale and they were starving.
Invitare: grant me eyes?
cheetoJack: We're humans! In any fiction our only three thoughts are can we lrrEFF it, can we smoke it, or can we eat it
BobROE: They didn't get told by a puppet "don't you put it in your month".
MilkInBag: mint jello?
hwdesperado: Ah, "the Miracle Catch."
yourangclan: We heard about this before right? the last catch or something?
Darleysam: pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's
robo__nixon: Would you like the lunch portion of elder god? Or the dinner portion?
Kramburger: I recognise two of those words
caulderjof: I literally just watched your bit about HAVING THE CONCH in D2, Adam.
caulderjof: That man has the Ring of Jordan?
Dandinstorm12: budget eye of sauron
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we should not kill our Dom
ChiefEngineerMichael: MAH BRAIN
grandmaspocket: unvealed?
yourangclan: He heard it from a dwarf.
PMAvers: Orcs eat at Wendy's, too.
Konda020946: shoirt question when is the next betrayal legacy
vegetalss4: Translation convention?
MilkInBag: excuse me
Cepsys: gasp
wicker_knight: I mean, maybe there are restaurants in orc culture. A medeival tavern could have a menu
notthepenguins: look, they had a diner in isengard obviously
Clench_Eastwood: immersion ruined!
yourangclan: "Khazad ai-menu!"
Lord_ZYRK: Fine dining is actually very big in Orc culture, you orc-racist DansGame
Himyul: Orc enjoy fine dining too, Adam. What are you, an Orc racisit?
Rhynerd: Orcs can have restaurants.
Spacecarl: Oh that reminds me, Adam the stream last night got me to play D3 again. Even got a stone of Jordan
HolyFroq: D:
Thandres: well maybe they play a lot of video games and are tired of the standard menus? Kappa
MilkInBag: James said WHAT
red_shoes_jeff: "Ben and Adam were never seen again."
Dandinstorm12: Meat's back on the Menu is my favorite quote from that movie
gascitygaming: !next
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scyphy: because humans have restaurants
feha92: what was the twitter tag again?
noisyblizzard: stop saying that stuff, i'm gonna get nightmares
MilkInBag: 69
scyphy: maybe they learned the phrase from them
feha92: #blamejames?
Igorstrpes: Nah, just the deputy.
steelenet: just the deputy?
m0nkeyrama: What about the deputy?
Dandinstorm12: right above Come Wrath Come Ruin and the Red Dawn
yourangclan: But really, "Khazad ai-menu" is a real thing in the broader lore. it doesn't use the liquid u and it means nothing at all related, but still
caulderjof: Wait, are you killing civilians too?
robo__nixon: Allow me to retort. *BANG!*
Infernal_Translator: @yourangclan I don't mind the DM being the patron. The actions and choices your character makes should adhere to their personality. BTW, have you ever read of Old Man Henderson?
Macheya: crab battle
steelenet: LUL
kumatsu: SHOOT CRAB
Rhynerd: crab!
adamjford: Had a light tussle with the deputy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Crab sama
Invitare: it was Mr. Snips
nuug_: But you shot the deputy?
Konda020946: what is the secret ingredient of a crabby patty
Nightvalien28: leave the crabs alone they are innocent
BloodnBullets: you show that turd whos boss
MilkInBag: who shot the constable
yourangclan: @infernal_translator I've never actually dug through the whole thing, but I've read some of it.
feha92: you already have a gun
yourangclan: Is it just me or do he got a small little head
feha92: why bring a first aid kit?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we save our Dom right?
robo__nixon: cheer100 Can't trust crabs. They have shellfish motives.
Papperslappen: cat 100% of the time
r10pez10: save Cat
kat2kool: Cat is bae
CrazymattCaptain: who to heal? who to heal?
Camail: hop the fence?
gascitygaming: are we canadian in this?
Himyul: you could go ask Cat if she has an extra first aid kit for Mitchell
Kramburger: Awwww Dad
r10pez10: they don't call 'em Second Aid Kits, bar guy
MenomeTwitch: In the warehouse area
tim19862: lol
robo__nixon: lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: "truth" seeker
feha92: he seeks the truth
tim19862: katesLol
johkmil: What about the Hawkins warehouse?
thebluecosmonaut: cheer25 cheer25 i got next on SF2 turbo
TemporallyAwry: It's in a place you've been before - it's a bit of a pain to find.
Iciilix: I just came in, if we're shooting everyone, are we the bad guy?
Traion: lol
m0nkeyrama: This guy is not smart
HolyFroq: he´s not the brightest candle on the cake LUL
yourangclan: He seeks it, but he's not good at it.
Kramburger: Animorphs?
feha92: its a tv series isnt it?
Scy_Anide: He's a few bulbs short of a shed.
A_Dub888: "What happened here? And why do they all have bullet-shaped holes?"
thebluecosmonaut: wowow
notthepenguins: it got adapted into a tv series later
Alness49: Begins playing "It's beginning to look a lot like Fish-men"
yourangclan: That sounds like a Sanderson title?
sag3error: Sword of Truth
Angnor33: Wizard's First Rule. Terry Goodkind.
Dandinstorm12: rude
MrOrderlyChaos: Sword of Truth and yeah, it was weird
m0nkeyrama: Daaaamn, poor blue
cutaos: sword of truth series
Noxenluxe: Wow SeriousSloth
notthepenguins: as it went in it got more and more uh
notthepenguins: Goodkind's weird objectivism
cutaos: wizards first rule, first book
caulderjof: Are we just talking random fantasy series now?
Angnor33: Yeah, it gets real weird.
thebluecosmonaut: icons big rip
feha92: !advice
LRRbot: End the Alpha.
Macheya: Don't worry Adam, Incineroar's gonna turn the tables.
Dandinstorm12: the hawkins wharehouse?
m0nkeyrama: Incineroar will help, for sure
feha92: solid advice: end the alpha Old One
r10pez10: I want a supercut of all the times Adam says "This guy sucks!"
m0nkeyrama: Wrestle cat can't lose
yourangclan: Oh man, I've never actually bought a smash game before but I kinda have to.
Dandinstorm12: jeeeeeez
MilkInBag: the illusion of choice
Psychic_Ketchup: Ah ha ha
KidSpanner: Incineroar is why I pre-ordered that game.
Camail: 2 wounds 1 kit
Dandinstorm12: ham handed much?
korvys: Cat. It's Cat. It's obviously Cat.
Lord_ZYRK: Two get injured, one gets healed.
Iciilix: Oh, Cat is a person. I thought it was an actual cat.
jakale: if only it had enough first aid for both of them
notthepenguins: or you could shoot them...
yourangclan: Two wounds enter, one wound leaves.
FireBasilisk53: "I don't speak Latin" "THIS GUY SUCKS"
johkmil: If only you had bullets to shoot those cultists
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey mister!
Angnor33: Do you have limited bullets?
m0nkeyrama: Edward may be a dumbass, but his aim is great
Thandres: just imageine running out of ammo
yourangclan: Yeah it's really too bad how first aid kits contain exactly the supplies for one badly injured person.
Dandinstorm12: note to self, never give Ben a 1911
Alness49: Please don-*BANG
Lord_ZYRK: "HEY, I'VE GOT A BOAT OVER HE- *boom*"
red_shoes_jeff: "Delivery fo-" BANG
Mysticman89: is it aa firstaid kit?
Rhynerd: Edward knows how to hipfire
grandmaspocket: I think everything is better no-**BLAM**
strgrv: sike, you thought
jakale: is ita bullet, like that vision?
yourangclan: Too bad first aid kits aren't DESIGNED TO BE FOR MULTIPLE USES OR ANYTHING
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait. she doesn't come with us now?
Himyul: 90% he'll already be dead
Dandinstorm12: it's the magic 1911
Camail: gunthulu
Alness49: It's the "magic wand"
Psychic_Ketchup: It only works on liars
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can't handle The Truth
Rhynerd: @SydPreviouslyHeadache probably gonna use that first aid kit
PMAvers: Hodor comes running in, "Did somebody say truth bullets?"
viridimayai: Danganronpa gun shoots truth bullets
ChiefEngineerMichael: @yourangclan Of course not! Don't you know how First Aid Kits work? You just cram it down their throat, and then they're healed!
Lunareclipse123: The gun of uncomfortable truths
gascitygaming: *BANG* i have low self esteem
feha92: a gun that speaks the truth when it shotos someone? reminds me of an XKCD comic
kumatsu: Ben "BM" Ulmer
Infernal_Translator: "OW I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN!"
Rhynerd: our heroes.
Iciilix: "I have a green clarinet that makes you reveal embarrassing truths about yourself.,"
Macheya: seabatYIKES
yourangclan: When do we get the lightning gun from Dark Corners of the Earth?
johkmil: Pierce has really bad trigger discipline
m0nkeyrama: benginCry seabatYIKES
LolCamAlpha: HAHAHAHAHA
yourangclan: @feha92 the well?
notthepenguins: i dunno
gascitygaming: *BANG* I crapped my pants last thursday and i'm 37
Tiber727: *bang* I farted earlier, only it wasn't a fart.
LolCamAlpha: jeez, adam
notthepenguins: pierce wants to shoot everything he runs into
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Truth hurts
Macheya: seabatYIPES when?
notthepenguins: so keeping your finger on the trigger isn't... bad...?
notthepenguins: I guess?
noisyblizzard: you are laughing about that stuff as if it wasn't true
Lightningbro: Oh cool, Let's Nope, I didn't miss all of it... I REALLY need to pay more attention to the schedule...
feha92: @yourangclan nah, the one about a cs mod that spoke invented life-stories about each of your kills
HolyFroq: i am away 10 sec. and i hear strange words like finger, butt in combination LUL
Mister_Hush: I'm still waiting on seabatFROOT tbh
Dandinstorm12: Bang "I liked Attack of the Clones!"
caulderjof: *Bang* I'm bleeding inside now.
EvilBadman: Better than a gun of R-Truth. Thinks it's a knife and also shout's WHAT'S UP
FireBasilisk53: *BANG* I think all my friends are better off without me
Gulleko: *BANG* I pick my nose!
Lord_ZYRK: Everyone I shoot with this thing just keeps saying "Getting shot really sucks!" and then dies. What a ripoff DansGame
tim19862: katesWa katesOw
Dandinstorm12: uhhh
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF
Infernal_Translator: BANG! "I insist that I farted, when I really shat myself!"
theneatestburrito: LUL
LolCamAlpha: oops
Nigouki: 50 bullets later and you're all out
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh fudgicles
yourangclan: *BANG* I think marmalade is an overrated spread for toast and other baked goods!
feha92: time ot be snake-ey?
Dandinstorm12: ahhh
Iraeda: whelp time to punch cthulu?
feha92: that means cardboard boxes!
steelenet: LUL
LolCamAlpha: made me jump
Nightvalien28: cowards
FreshToastLord: *BANG* It wasn't the chair, I really did fart like a contorted trumpet
Dandinstorm12: STEALTH
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: so can we no longer handle The Truth?
caulderjof: That guy looked like he had one of those masks from We Lucky Few.
ChiefEngineerMichael: IT'S HAPPENING!
eatenbyagrue1988: ohai, is this Innsmouth or Arkham?
Rhynerd: It's happening!
grandmaspocket: hit em with a poon
I_Am_Clockwork: he can't see yo uthrough that chian link fene
I_Am_Clockwork: fence
MilkInBag: welcome
m0nkeyrama: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: FFS chat
feha92: ben ran out of truths to shoot
Dandinstorm12: banned
gascitygaming: yeah we haven't really had a problem with killiing people up to now
yourangclan: @eatenbyagrue1988 it's more like Innsmouth, but we dropped by an asylum earlier
I_Am_Clockwork: who run it
Psychic_Ketchup: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
Himyul: it was James
AlistairSteiner: There's actually 14 chapter,s yeah
Alness49: It was Seabats!
Furrbahl: 14 chaps
Chartle: i was the liar
Sanityis0verrated: someone said 13
steelenet: 13 chapters for SURE Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: It was Blue Kappa
Dandinstorm12 scrolls up
Papperslappen: You know theres cultists in there because they leave a trail of candles
scyphy: ban me
m0nkeyrama: rip that person
Nightvalien28: it was blue
Chartle: 100 bucks :D
Camail: this is the twelfteenth chapter
tim19862: liars! lrrAWESOME
viridimayai: NO THAT'S WRONG!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk who updated that but that's great
grandmaspocket: they never said last chapter they just said ~1hr
Lightningbro: It was me! I did it! Do I get 100 dollars? XD
eatenbyagrue1988: yourangclan so "Lovecraft's New England"
FireBasilisk53: but what if Cthulu doesn't accept our collect call?
Macheya: I put the 13th chapter in the tuna!
vegetalss4: who did what now?
Usernamenotavailablee7 points frantically
scyphy: it was me give me $100
steelenet: you're locked in now!
kumatsu: google says 14
Infernal_Translator: If I said I was a liar, I'd be lying!
gascitygaming: *shifty eyes*
yourangclan: @eatenbyagrue1988 yeah
AlistairSteiner: This is the last "real" chapter
feha92: !advice
LRRbot: Press G to brain.
Chartle: jeez this guy's voice is getting more gruffy by the second
gascitygaming: G
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, you have a pandemic to stop tonight don't you?
MapleTG: !advice
LRRbot: Go around the lasers, not into them.
r10pez10: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:14 PM
FreshToastLord: The ending is pretty sweet my dudes
feha92: G
AlistairSteiner: Then 14 is sort of an epilogue
yourangclan: Chapter 13 Part 1 Act 1 Book 1 Section 1
cheetoJack: Assuming there's no branching stuff there are 14 chapters
gascitygaming: omg is Bob Ross doing speed runs?
PMAvers: "Hello, this is Ben Hulmer, and this is my friend Adam Savidan, and welcome to Jackass."
Kramburger: Going into the empty room is an RNG manip
Invitare: I looked up Chapter 14 on Youtube and it was half an hour long, so...
tim19862: paragraph 1, sentence 1, word 1, character 1 Kappa
eatenbyagrue1988: PMAvers you laugh, but I can legit imagine Ben and Adam doing Jackass-lite
Usernamenotavailablee7: the quiet soothing voice is really re4laxing
yourangclan: @gascitygaming There are no mistakes, just FUCKING BULLSHIT RNG THAT MAKES ME MISS MY SPLITS
I_Am_Clockwork: I like how this game is like "Which lovecraft story should we use? Eh all of them?"
PMAvers: I guess as long as it's not Red Hook.
Dandinstorm12: that isn't what he said subtitles
feha92: the key was the friends we made all along
Kramburger: Somewhere, Alex just got a chill up his spine
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WombatGuardian: I saw Cthulu, I came a runnin': all hail Cthulu O_O
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yourangclan: We Hitchhiker's Guide now
Infernal_Translator: BREAK THE GLASS AND OPEN THE LOCK THROUGH THE BROKEN PANE
Diabore: i think the worst part is the subtitles dont match the voice clips
m0nkeyrama: these subtitles sometimes have a mind of their own
eatenbyagrue1988: You have a lighter, this is a whaling place, so it stands there'd be a lot of whale oil. Can't we just burn everything down and be done with it?
EvilBadman: You'll notice this game uses a lot of SNG, static number generation, like the numbers 1 and 2.
FreshToastLord: I guess any call of cthulhu game should at least draw from shadow over innsmouth
shamblingkrenshar: These subtitles also use the word "ain't" wrong. The character doesn't even say it!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a rope with a hook on it
red_shoes_jeff: Look up!
yourangclan: @shamblingkrenshar They mixed up bits of the English and Alabama localizations.
Macheya: @shamblingkrenshar That means the script is different from the recorded dialogue.
Lunareclipse123: @FreshToastLord I'd like to see a Cthulhu Mythos game that was based on literally anything else at this point. You could make a pretty cool game about the Dunwich Horror or something
m0nkeyrama: Looking up, our one weakness NotLikeThis
tim19862: ah
tim19862: woo
FreshToastLord: I'm inclined to agree
yourangclan: @lunareclipse123 Dreamlands game when
red_shoes_jeff: AVON CALLING!
gascitygaming: LMAO was literally just watching the Darksiders stream where Paul and Adam were talking about how gamers don't look up
I_Am_Clockwork: vorpal knife
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Ding Dong! Anybody home!
viridimayai: How much money on not being able to use the knife to kill zombies
I_Am_Clockwork: Room Service!
eatenbyagrue1988: Lunareclipse123 shit, you know what would be rad? A game based on The King in Yellow
Thandres: sharpness: LAZOR
Infernal_Translator: I thought you had to burn the rope
Rhynerd: Leviathan's Cuting Knife
PMAvers: While it's not a video game, I know the card game has done Dunwich and the King in Yellow.
Kramburger: Knock knock up open up the dorr it's ben
yourangclan: The Subtle Knife
kumatsu: it's gotta be the goos
FreshToastLord: Turns out leviathan is actually a skeleton archer
r10pez10: hi Levi
yourangclan: THE GOOS
m0nkeyrama: subtle knife PogChamp
notthepenguins: HI I AM LEVIATHAN
Oatway_: bring us the oracle, and wipe away the debt
ChiefEngineerMichael: It's Truth!
notthepenguins: THIS IS A COLLECT CALL
Lunareclipse123: @yourangclan @eatenbyagrue1988 Make a Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath game you cowards!
red_shoes_jeff: The Muffin Man!?
Macheya: The Muffin Man?
m0nkeyrama: We're speaking to truth :o
viridimayai: Leviathan-deeeees~
ChiefEngineerMichael: Truth gonna punch you out!
RedRaptor: New Old One. Who dis?
Igorstrpes: 7 Days....
steelenet: THE MUFFIN MAN?!? PogChamp
Duvnal: bring us the girl, erase the debt!
Invitare: I know the Muffin Man, who's asking?
circusofkirkus: even if it was optional, we killed it
ukkittykat: Not the buttons! Not the Gum Drop buttons!!!
EvilBadman: Bring us the girl, wipe away the debt.
Clench_Eastwood: maybe stupid question, but Ben, why dont you set your headphones to mono?
Questhere: the one on bakers lane?
steelenet: ask him if he knows where metal gear is
yourangclan: Put Nyarlathotep in Smash you cowards!
feha92: you killed every person, but you did help an animal (a cat)
johkmil: Booker DeWitt!
r10pez10: is Cat ok
shamblingkrenshar: Can't sacrifice anyone if they're all dead! *taps forehead*
Infernal_Translator: She's married to the muffin man!
tim19862: lrrSPOOP
notthepenguins: was he headbutting the door?
MatthewDennisMTG: isn't that how you knock?
gualdhar: choppin that meat
Invitare: isn't this how Bloodborne happened?
gascitygaming: we're learnding!
ContingentCat: hands: the OG tools
Usernamenotavailablee7: I sure hope the crowbar is SHARP enough
Clench_Eastwood: New at McDonalds "Cthulhu Nuggets"!
Sanityis0verrated: yay dinner
FreshToastLord: wow, this looks real safe
yourangclan: I wish that maxed strength just made you stove it the fuck in
Macheya: He's gonna catch them and put them on his wall.
gascitygaming: @Clench_Eastwood I didn't even wanna see how regular nugs are made nevermind cthulu ones
Infernal_Translator: But does it taste like chicken?
tim19862: eek lrrSPOOP
johkmil: It was all a dream...
shamblingkrenshar: Braun Strowman vs Cthulhu for Mania 35.
Lunareclipse123: @yourangclan If it turns out Cat was Nyarlathotep all along I will be happy
Psychic_Ketchup: Was a hologram
FreshToastLord: Dr Fuller-himself
ukkittykat: playing VR all this time
yourangclan: Or maybe like that scene in the Spider-Man game where he stomps a manhole cover and breaks a fire hydrant with it
gascitygaming: Bobby Lashly runs out to assist C'thulu
Clench_Eastwood: @gascitygaming cthulhu nugs probably have less green goo than reg
feha92: begin the party!
Kramburger: Wait, I've seen this. The Island is purgatory
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you guys keep changing alignments
Lord_ZYRK: ?????????
ContingentCat: ah the illusion of choice
Invitare: ???????????/
Kramburger: ???
r10pez10: nice obeying
SydPreviouslyHeadache: are you going to be evil or not?
Usernamenotavailablee7: ???????????
m0nkeyrama: ???? seabatYIKES
Clench_Eastwood: A game about Cthulhu where the protag goes insane....Nooooo waaaaaay
yourangclan: Maybe it's actually inverted.
Spacecarl: What if you couldn't because you already agreed to all that stuff?
Rockario: You were definitely resisting in the animation
ContingentCat: katesNope katesNope katesNope
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHAM lrrSPOOP
EvilBadman: You're doing it peter! you're believing!
m0nkeyrama: Illusion of choice :o
vegetalss4: The important thing there was that you tried to resist. like when you could choose to impotently struggle against leviathan
LolCamAlpha: UH OHHHHHHH
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Bug
Camail: ???
starlitdiscord: ono
FreshToastLord: you could have at least bit a more meaty part
MilkInBag: D:
KidSpanner: Come on
Psychic_Ketchup: Paralyzed by indecision
noisyblizzard: uh
Astra7525: hold button?
RaemSturm: The tease
yourangclan: nooooo
TemporallyAwry: Game broke again? Thought they'd have fixed that by now.
scyphy: lol
Lokno: The soft lock of choice
Papperslappen: gam e please
Clench_Eastwood: sushi time!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the chaotic boys playing a chaotic game
Noxenluxe: Quality game 10/10, no bugs Kappa
Kramburger: BEN
steelenet: LUL
feha92: did the voice dialog finish during the gun choice, prompting another choice at same time, making both choices unresponsive?
Phosphatide: the illusion of choice Kappa
yourangclan: Try picking to take it and see if it's inverted
gascitygaming: he like tried to fight it when you hit no
BloodnBullets: the animation was different last time, you fought it
shamblingkrenshar: Ben is not so much undergoing sanity slippage as sanity freefall with our detective friend here.
Kramburger: Try not eating see what happens
yourangclan: Oh okay
Infernal_Translator: CHOO CHOO!
notthepenguins: yeah, the last time you struggled against it
ShadeofHades: So, don't take the treatment is 'struggle to not, but still drink'
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Does Leviathan want you to eat him?
scyphy: no he struggled
m0nkeyrama: Glitches DansGame
Macheya: That sound effect is disgusting
vegetalss4: Last time you struggled. I think it gives points for the endings
TheMerricat: Your choices would have mattered if you had saved drake, but since you didn't, you might as well do whatever you want.
yourangclan: CHORMP
steelenet: bu BAM
Rockario: This is why I think I like this kind of story to be in writing rather than this
shamblingkrenshar: Wow. Ben didn't even wait for him to finish talking.
johkmil: The truth shall make ye fret?
Sanityis0verrated: I mean is he innocent
MilkInBag: Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza. FREEDOM
yourangclan: *Megalomania intensifies*
Sanityis0verrated: I mean really?
Darleysam: despite everything, it's stull Cthulhyou
m0nkeyrama: No witnesses
kumatsu: and then we were Layers of Fear
ukkittykat: smeagol is FWREEE!!!
Kramburger: Wait I've seen this, the truth is that he killed his own wife
AlistairSteiner: Benny Hill door puzzle
steelenet: suddenly you're in the stanley parable
m0nkeyrama: It's pt all over again NotLikeThis
Infernal_Translator: @MilkInBag Pineapple on pizza FOR ALL!!!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: nice floor
grandmaspocket: wrong path
jakale: run into te dishonored protags
yourangclan: Oh, get the Heart out
I_Am_Clockwork: oh the bridge is a trial and error puzzel
ukkittykat: throw some sand over it
Noxenluxe: I can't be pt, konami deleted it from everyone's hard drives SeriousSloth
yourangclan: don't wanna miss a rune
SquareDotCube: real fake floors!
MilkInBag: this is just like dark souls
Thandres: can you get out the light?
steelenet: LUL
Akaiatana: gameplay.
Himyul: the jukes!
yourangclan: B L I T H T T O W N
m0nkeyrama: So close
I_Am_Clockwork: a real person could jump part way
Camail: what a terribly boring puzzle
Infernal_Translator: Stupid programmers forgot collision and thought to make it a feature
I_Am_Clockwork: but vidja games say no jumppy
Camail: :)
yourangclan: my typos are out of control today
r10pez10: core gamers love it
noisyblizzard: Kappa
Darleysam: yeah I don't know why Lovecraft was so hot for incorporeal wooden bridges
JohnLockeCole: Frisk/Chara was determination, what were the other six emotions again?
m0nkeyrama: Yaaaay insta lose puzzles
KidSpanner: I hate this game.
thebluecosmonaut: you need a ticket to get in
FreshToastLord: Recursion if fun! YAY!
DiscordianTokkan: Bridge Puzzle :)
shamblingkrenshar: You chose... poorly.
Ummon_: repetition is a game mechanic right?
Invitare: ˙͜>˙
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you dabbed when you should have dobbed
SkylerRingtail: This...is dumb. Is there really no indication of what the correct options are?
Phosphatide: so much fun BibleThump
Infernal_Translator: Quicksave?
yourangclan: DOB
I_Am_Clockwork: pad pad pad the game
shamblingkrenshar: Trial and error puzzles are maybe the worst game design in existence.
ManaIishi: Who thought this was good design?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The trick is that you can see the correct one far away and the fake ones show up as you get closer. iirc.
AlistairSteiner: There are, but you have to look from a distance
salsasamurai10: you can see which ones phase in as you get closer
jakale: do you need to look that way when you start? like the bridge path?
viridimayai: I think you can see the illusion from the other side of the chasm
FreshToastLord: You know what would really add to the game? Trial and error recursion puzzles that bear 0 plot relevance
notthepenguins: no, there was a gap there at first
AlistairSteiner: There's another section
r10pez10: find a tool
Macheya: The no-scope
Oatway_: THE GAS
steelenet: first try! PogChamp
Erudite_Cynic: seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN benginOmg
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN has been called
Usernamenotavailablee7: GOD TIER
Traion: seabatBRAIN
yourangclan: Jesus that's not a lot of render distance huh
ShadeofHades: 25% of the time, it works every time
DiscordianTokkan: benginTry
grandmaspocket: things are happening
m0nkeyrama: ezpz
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how are we going to get Leviathan out of htere?
steelenet: mistakes were made
Sanityis0verrated: what have you done?
MilkInBag: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ROFL
ukkittykat: so you did set it on fire after all! xD
AlistairSteiner: And that's basically the game. Now it's just a walking simulator and one final choice
ContingentCat: I love how quickly "yay I did it" switches to "oh no I did it"
Hingadora: This seems like a distinct downgrade from "Nothing happened."
Akaiatana: Don't get crossed by the beams
DaMullet14: Making Jokes when you should be making Jukes
blast_shark: Looks like some kind of animal oil
grandmaspocket: ok dad
AlistairSteiner: Turns out Leviathan juice is flammable as fuck
Laserbeaks_Fury: Self Destruct Sequence Activated
Invitare: how is Leviathun-Kun?
FreshToastLord: Squid face doods
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Warehouse will Self Destruct in: 10 SECONDS
ukkittykat: oishii desu
yourangclan: Mind Flayers are copyrighted though lrrBEEJ
I_Am_Clockwork: wernt we out of bullets?
DaMullet14: these are mime flamers
DaMullet14: on account of all the fire
r10pez10: friendly Ood
grandmaspocket: dive into levi!
yourangclan: That look like "uh huh, sure"
Oatway_: wait he can jump
I_Am_Clockwork: uh oh you in thw ater
Azlum01: is this Splatoon?
I_Am_Clockwork: that dahk wahtah
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh it's Skyfall
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MilkInBag: nooooooooooooooope
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Dammit Pierce did you cover your hands in whale oil or something?
johkmil: Hi Sauron!
Erudite_Cynic: time to eat levi's ass?
steelenet: wait wait wait... so this IS SANTA?!?
HisEvilDomain: sensory deprivation tanks seem especially risky in the cthulhu mythos
starlitdiscord: uhhhh
Gulleko: thuluNOTACULT praise Cthulhu
Skyboss1996: F'tagan?
Camail: cant wait for ch15
Darleysam: new elder god, who dis
TemporallyAwry: 1 from final
steelenet: final chapter until chapter 15
Kramburger: Oh, a Literal Call of Cuthulu
ContingentCat: OwO what's this?
Hingadora: "Hastur, Hastur, Hastur."
FreshToastLord: This part's pretty short
Mattmitchell45: He's a lot taller in Real Life
jakale: oh mighty bob, get up already, you lazy bones
r10pez10: where's Sarah
ichiryuu111: Chtuwu
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller ! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Pandemic Legacy) at Wed 06:00 PM PST (1:28 from now).
notthepenguins: you just sent the food away though adam
notthepenguins: all that delicious calamri
yourangclan: This game feels like it could've been good but just wasn't
Sanityis0verrated: gonna get hangry
Infernal_Translator: Leviathan isn't that scary compared to cluster Hydrogen bombs
I_Am_Clockwork: put leviathan in dark souls you cowards
Sanityis0verrated: that is the worst
MilkInBag: yeah this is beautiful
notthepenguins: this game is doing some interesting things
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! How long until you guys start doing Betrayal Legacy on AFK?
gascitygaming: mmm dat sweet asmr
AlistairSteiner: Put Leviathan in Smash, you cowards
notthepenguins: it's not good per se but it's got some good ideas
JohnLockeCole: there's a betrayal Legacy? that seems great
DaMullet14: DiscordianTokkan: They won't finish Pandemic Legacy for another year, so
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm worried about bae
DaMullet14: who knows
Mattmitchell45: Foooooound you, Miss New Fish Booty
m0nkeyrama: Eldritch magic PogChamp
kumatsu: @JohnLockeCole I've played the first few games of it, it's A+ so far
Kramburger: R Truth?
yourangclan: @notthepenguins i agree. it's like a performance art piece on Lovecraft
Invitare: AlistairSteiner it already is, in the guise of Kyogre
KidSpanner: Is that the gun?
Erudite_Cynic: R Truth?
red_shoes_jeff: "THAT IS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY FEET."
Lunareclipse123: That's your gun speaking to you
yourangclan: "That is because I don't have feet"
FreshToastLord: just a hop, skip and an AAAAAAAH
ChiefEngineerMichael: *Jumps* *Cracks face on rockface*
korvys: R. Truth is in this game!?
KinoGami: is the truth Cthulu?
Chartle: this "truth" guy is a dick
AlistairSteiner: Truth is a dick
JohnLockeCole: Erudite_Cynic WaSUP!
yourangclan: @red_shoes_jeff *snap* yes!
Rockario: R-Truth, the 'ard Truth
gascitygaming: *bang* that's cause i fucked off and youy were on your own
kumatsu: in before "I'm You"
red_shoes_jeff: @yourangclan High five!
Erudite_Cynic: I miss the Golden Truth
viridimayai: Truth is the OG waldo imo
I_Am_Clockwork: work wit daddy
sag3error: man in yellow...
Thandres: the truth was the friends we made along the way :D
yourangclan: benginDab2 benginDab2 benginDab2
AlistairSteiner: We're done some major cave exploration in this game, if nothing else
ContingentCat: even Laviathan can be lonely
steelenet: WutFace
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh dat us
yourangclan: Awww, he just want a friendo
Nigouki: don't knock it til you try it
JohnLockeCole: Gold Dust: the only character who could make R-Truth seem normal and well adjusted by comparison
gascitygaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller ! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Pandemic Legacy) at Wed 06:00 PM PST (1:25 from now).
Thandres: or we turn into tentacles
ContingentCat: on't kinkshame him
Kramburger: I've seen that Anime
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Quick! Rolle to disbelieve!
m0nkeyrama: benginRegretti
ContingentCat: *don't
AlistairSteiner: Seen enough Japanese animation, etc
HisEvilDomain: It's a representation of Taco Bell
Sanityis0verrated: eeeeeefffffff
sir_jack_DB: this is not tenta-cool
tim19862: WutFace
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what about Bradely?
Infernal_Translator: Taco Bell F'tang!
FreshToastLord: He protecc, he attac but most importantly he give his flesh onto the lesser beings so their mind cracc
Phosphatide: this is in fact quite tenta-cruel
Kramburger: So if we just leave we can live forever?
Phailhammer: Congratulations! lrrBEEJ
Skyboss1996: Dew it!
FireBasilisk53: is her hood clipping?
yourangclan: DeWitt
Kramburger: @FireBasilisk53 Yuuuup
Sanityis0verrated: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
starlitdiscord: her hood is totally clipping
korvys: Wait, did you choose that option, or was that automactic?
Kramburger: Glass Cuthulu
ancientspark: Is Cuthulu just exposition speak?
yourangclan: Wait, does she have two hoods? one that moves and one that doesn't?
Infernal_Translator: CHOO CHOO!!!!
tim19862: morons LUL
MilkInBag: the call of pizza
ChiefEngineerMichael: GIBBERISH!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Call of Duty 4
ShadeofHades: New Call who dis?
Kraest: Cthulhu isn’t a god, though...he’s just a priest...
DaMullet14: Whomst, there it is
yourangclan: Cthulwho?
gascitygaming: is she like a female HAL 9000 or something?
Kraest: Cthuwu?
Sanityis0verrated: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
steelenet: for the... FINAL COUNTDOWN
avet24222: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:38:47.
AbyssalSnowstorm: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Kramburger: Cuthulu, u up?
WithoutAnAce: BhostGusters!
grandmaspocket: Another chapter!
r10pez10: pizza or tacos
tim19862: flying purple pizza eater? PartyHat lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: so a dance?
JohnLockeCole: Truth sais the Right Choice --- so we must make the Left Choice
Camail: Cthulu is a great guy
yourangclan: @kraest Puny humans not making the distinction is a pretty common theme
Larkonus: Let's go apocalypse!
FreshToastLord: Wooo best/worst ending
I_Am_Clockwork: Ben did predict he would destroy the world last night
steelenet: punch her!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't think Leviathan wants to blow up the world?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ata least not from my understanding of this game so far
Sanityis0verrated: wow we do not look good
yourangclan: Suddenly much better rendering
Phosphatide: we always knew you were the traitor anyway, ben
ChiefEngineerMichael: Oh, the voices listen! How polite
r10pez10: how many endings does this game have
Telnaior: ben I still have "doot doot doot" stuck in my head are you happy with yourself
Theycallmejokke: ouch that poor mans knees
viridimayai: If Edward believes in what is happening, and doesn't want destiny to come to fruition, why not shoot himself and remove the destiny?
red_shoes_jeff: Ominous Whispers: "Sorry. Our bad."
yourangclan: Holy fuck did his coat just clip through him IN THIS PRE-RENDERED SCENE?
Invitare: You're already dead?
FreshToastLord: Oh boy here we go
o0sk_ren0o: Tentacles OwO whats this?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so like, is there a 100%(better) end/good end/bad end?
steelenet: just wait until you see what happens in chapter 15! Kappa
MilkInBag: >chapter 15
I_Am_Clockwork: the real sanity loss was the puzzels we met along the way
Armstrong11139: To be fair, losing your mind would be pretty on theme
viridimayai: Is it just me, or is the camera giving me vertigo when he limps
Darleysam: i'm just impressed at the quality of animation you can do with GMod now
tim19862: no way, this gunna take forever
Camail: i'm gonna guess that releasing the old god is the bad end
HisEvilDomain: but first, solve this rubicks cybe made of eyeballs
Kramburger: Adam, you were really good on Talking Sim yesterday, btw
BloodnBullets: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:39 PM
yourangclan: It counts back down from 14 to 1
Invitare: what if it was Chapter 12?
jakale: "steer the eldritch hangliser to reach the oracle"
jakale: hanglider*
Laserbeaks_Fury: up in here, up in here
Theycallmejokke: Adam's ever lowering blood sugar is the true horror of this stream
Thandres: the fake out Kappa
tim19862: lrrFRUMP
Sanityis0verrated: I looked on the Wiki there are only 14
RaemSturm: chapter 14
NonjaBiru: Chapter 14a
kat2kool: I was legit about to flip my keyboard
RaemSturm: part 2
Papperslappen: What's for lunch? Whale?
steelenet: and it erases all your saves
m0nkeyrama: Twitch chat gets banned if there's a chapter 15 seabatYIKES
ancientspark: Chapter 14 Gaiden
Infernal_Translator: Rest to be continued as DLC...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Precious Hamburgers
7gorobei: all puzzles and no conclusion makes Adam go something something
DiscordianTokkan: Adam is hungry for... Cthulhu's ass if earlier in the stream is to be believed?
kumatsu: the limping for this long feels a bit unecessary
Sanityis0verrated: I mean you can go to japan
red_shoes_jeff: Chapter 14.000000000001
VoidByAnyOtherName: "uMu what's this?" - cthulhu
AshBurnem: Play For Ever
steelenet: LUL
yourangclan: @red_shoes_jeff shouldn't have stored it as a float, huh?
ShifuDaxiongmao: wait for the sun to come out and get a levia-tan
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cat will save us
Theycallmejokke: Okay yeah this is pretty rad
Orgmastron: R'yleh?
johkmil: You can't run through budget!
AlistairSteiner: "I had whale. It was green for some reason."
rrtycoon2: Insert Mario 64 Staircase music here.
avet24222: Truth sounds so exasperated
Invitare: Truth is awfully sassy
EdwardGein: setting all those candles down must have been a chore
steelenet: should have... done... more... cardio
DMGlol: i'm beginning to think this cthulu guy isn't so nice
Lunareclipse123: Is that some uh.... weird geometry I see there?
red_shoes_jeff: SHOOT HIM AGAIN!
o0sk_ren0o: ~w~ Ryleh Cthulu ftagn
hwdesperado: A bunch of people died in front of your eyes
Kramburger: Hey programmers, maybe don't have the character look directly at the gaps in geometry?
yourangclan: Abject substance?
Igorstrpes: But it's the Jump To Conclusions Board... it has conclusions that you can... jump to!
yourangclan: That sure is a phrase
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what a dick
Telnaior: haha
MilkInBag: are you keanu reeves
kat2kool: rude
Psychic_Ketchup: To me it was tuesday
Skyboss1996: First off, Adam has the biggest brain
Skyboss1996: Second off... Rude
HisEvilDomain: so... this is basically cthulhu wicker man? I can't help but draw parallels to the storyline
HisEvilDomain: when do we reveal our nic cage face?
yourangclan: Nuclear Divine Wessels?
steelenet: WutFace
Phailhammer: So, Truth is here; when fo Regret and Mercy show up? lrrBEEJ
Lunareclipse123: The Greater Goooood
io_Otter: there be tentacles in those clouds
DaMullet14: "what about all the people you shot in the face"
MilkInBag: Blue or Red Mass Effect ending
SydPreviouslyHeadache: agents of chose
salsasamurai10: yo look at those clouds
FreshToastLord: This ain't nothing, soon the REAL lemon party begins
steelenet: FailFish
Camail: i choose left twix
m0nkeyrama: What are we going to chose? Kappa
NarishmaReborn: i choose cake
Psychic_Ketchup: Leviathan, or as he is known in the ancient tongue: "ligma"
Sanityis0verrated: I say swan dive off the cliff
kat2kool: wife, life, dife
Lunareclipse123: Wife, Life, Knife... We took everything
DMGlol: he has an octopus for a hand
Laserbeaks_Fury: You must choose: Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur
Traion: It is time to choose Adam: James or Dark Cloud 3, which will exist? Kappa
steelenet: The One Who ResidentSleeper
avet24222: Hey its that octopus guy from pirates of the carribean
MapleTG: @Psychic_Ketchup whats ligma?
Igorstrpes: Oh no, it's Davey Jones.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cuz you suck
ChiefEngineerMichael: Wait...
Azlum01: maybe youre hard to paint
Brok3nGol3m: let's see that guyjudgeButt !
Psychic_Ketchup: MapleTG I dunno, I don't speak sugandese
JohnLockeCole: no, make the left choice
MapleTG: oh
m0nkeyrama: Awww
o0sk_ren0o: Save the Dog
MapleTG: @Psychic_Ketchup whats sugandese?
StaciNose: I saved my dog
Lightningbro: I mean, I'd be willing to be the sacrifice for a perfect Dark Cloud 3.
Igorstrpes: Choose.... choose the form of the destructor.
steelenet: OhMyDog
Sanityis0verrated: ALWAYS SAVE THE DOG
HisEvilDomain: I didnt want to save my family, my two husbands found out about eachother. I saved my dog.
Camail: fable 1 was really fun
FreshToastLord: Ooh boy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Fable was a pretty great game. fable 2 eh fable 3 eh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Fable 2 adn 3 were pretty fun for me
hoktauri: what happened to that cube game?
Dared00: Fable 2 was fun
notthepenguins: oh there ARE tentacles in the clouds
gascitygaming: Peter Molyneaux, like the brain meme but read backwards
Invitare: can you see that in the clouds?
Alness49: BYOTentacle
randomino5: Bring Your Own Bloodsacrifice
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm one of the rare people who thought 3 was better than 2
Lysander_Gustav: I wonder if Sinking City will be any good.
TheMerricat: This is the ending
avet24222: I don't think this scenario needs more tripping
JohnLockeCole: Bring your own Blood
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's end time.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: actually no, i thought most people prefered 3 over 2 but this chat is making me question that
FreshToastLord: The end is nigh
MadCmdrMoe: THE SHADOWS IN THE MIST
LolCamAlpha: Lysander, The Sinking City looks veeeerry good
MadCmdrMoe: lol oops
Mattmitchell45: Sinking City looks much better than this
steelenet: one of us one of us
Rockario: Really feels like if you're going to bring edibles to a party you shouldd also bring non-ddruggedd cookies
ancientspark: Can I just suplex this guy?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Is Truth just gonna feed us lines?
gascitygaming: I wish that was just a SUPER obnoxious yell for Truth's voice
Alness49: Oh lawd it's comin
Lysander_Gustav: Yay more talking
Thandres: the secret crabby patty recipe :o
jakale: lemme drop a truth bomb on you
FreshToastLord: Truth supposedly is ed's thoughts
Lysander_Gustav: woot prophecy
gascitygaming: YES YES!
ShifuDaxiongmao: a truth seeker, a seeker of truth you are
Lysander_Gustav: This is delightfully terrible
m0nkeyrama: Hype man Truth :o
SydPreviouslyHeadache: demon behind you just gyrating
gascitygaming: Demon Daniel Brian
Diabore: truth is now your hype man
viridimayai: Truth is the peanut gallery
Darleysam: edward's got his own hype-man
dougma: thralls
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i mean, we saw the mask at the beginning of the game
Dared00: Ugh... LARPers.
TheMerricat: heads up team there is a cut scene after the credits, you might not want to skip it. cheer150
DiscordianTokkan: "Are those masks or is it their faces?" "Yes."
avet24222: Wait I've played this DnD campaign
DMGlol: are you getting peer pressued into being the vessel of cthulul
elah806: You can't understand! You're not sailors
Igorstrpes: Triple Horn... John Cena
ZuNy77: ok now just stab her
Phosphatide: they’re saying the thing!
BloodnBullets: playing.... with a reef blower?
knich30: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
jakale: now, play the ocarina
ChiefEngineerMichael: Someone 'bout to get SHANKED!
JohnLockeCole: Happy Birthday to the GROUND!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: where's Cat in all this?
Nigouki: i'm amazed he didn't slip on the fresh paint
Darleysam: "this is it Phil your big moment, don't screw it up!"
MilkInBag: A down up A down up
tergonis: looked like a bat'leth for a second there
r10pez10: I don't understand any of this
FreshToastLord: Yes, best ending!
yourangclan: Then there's another one after more credits of Cthulhu getting shawarma. lrrBEEJ
Darleysam: "just walk out and place the dagger. Don't trip, don't trip, don't trip..
starlitdiscord: ooooo
Lysander_Gustav: yay
AlistairSteiner: Yeah, I had like three choices
FreshToastLord: Tentacle time m'bois
TheMerricat: there are four endings in total. you got the 'default' choice. ^_^
steelenet: you... eat taco bell
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Yea there are up to 4 choices.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh so we're legit locked into the bad end?
MilkInBag: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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grandmaspocket: time to call his bitch ass
Diserasta: cheer100 There's four endings. Various conditions trigger them
Ummon_: Squid2 Squid4 wetABE
TemporallyAwry: 4 ~ this is the most cinematic though.
Lysander_Gustav: Noooo, my coat!
MalBeam: call cthulhu. "new phone, who dis?"
DMGlol: best ending
steelenet: "best" "good"
Camail: best ending
AlistairSteiner: This is definitely the one you guys wanted. :P
yourangclan: You got destiny'd
wicker_knight: This is the Cthulhu ending
FreshToastLord: This is the 'worst' ending
Lunareclipse123: I like that your choices during the game made this ending happen. I hate the whole choice-at-the-end thing when nothing before makes any difference to it
Brok3nGol3m: "good" is relative, especially in this mythos
HisEvilDomain: you get a $200 blockbuster giftcard
FreshToastLord: but actually the best
wicker_knight has no actual idea
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I mean the end of the world is the best ending right?
starlitdiscord: woah hes hot
Akaiatana: The heartless?
TalecArashi: Bendy and the Ink Machine ;o
viridimayai: This is what happens in dnd if you don't stop the ritual
yourangclan: Armored Ventus Nightmare?
Inquisitor_Xian: in his house at r'yleh dead cthulhu waits dreaming
tergonis: darkness and ink, same deal
Diserasta: This is the ending where you summon the Cthulhu . So uh. Yeah
starlitdiscord: ohp the clothes are gone
ChiefEngineerMichael: WE GONNA GET SHANKED!
omdorastrix: Thirsty!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, Bendy. was that a good game
Macheya: It has shadow, which acts like ink sometimes, I guess.
yourangclan: Final boss of one game has it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was barely a stab
Rockario: I'm surprisedd there wasn't any crossover between those two games
Lysander_Gustav: okay sure
DiscordianTokkan: Stab me paint mommy
MilkInBag: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Infernal_Translator: And he goes "Nah" and walks away
steelenet: and then...
FreshToastLord: Here we goooo
ukkittykat: FUS
Lysander_Gustav: some light disembowelment
HisEvilDomain: The millenial dream, dying before the end of the world
I_Am_Clockwork: THE BIG C!
Telnaior: hype
Mysticman89: just a flesh wound
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yargle!
StreetCornerPoet: Hybrid children watch the sea, pray for father roaming free....
Scy_Anide: Is this how you become an inkling?
TheTekkieman: It's time for Cthulu to SAVE THE WORLD!
notthepenguins: it wasn't a BIG cut
LolCamAlpha: here come DA BIG BOI
DMGlol: its only a flesh wound
Alness49: If you can call this living
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's Cthulu's theme!
MadCmdrMoe: [godzilla music]
FreshToastLord: Yargle's come to bargle!
steelenet: he did not skip arm day
ChiefEngineerMichael: The Light! The terrible LIGHT!
JudgeKyle: I thought Epic Mickey was techinically kingdom hearts
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Cthulhu turns up and is really pissed off that people keep calling him.
tuckamanian: here kitty kitty
Darleysam: oh lawd he comin'
Brok3nGol3m: Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh
scyphy: master if strengthen
JudgeKyle: i don't know why i thought that, but I've never played either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
red_shoes_jeff: You maxed out his Strength, what'd you expect!?
MilkInBag: PogChamp
InadvisablyTwee: ur character is almost as handsome as you two lads
starlitdiscord: wooooo
Lysander_Gustav: woot
Lysander_Gustav: we got there!
steelenet: LUL
frage069: :)
Infernal_Translator: Mmm... Callimari
Telnaior: tentacle time Kreygasm
Brok3nGol3m: opposite of Falcor!
johkmil: F
DaMullet14: you called Cthulhu, you won
yourangclan: @judgekyle nope! Different setting different Mickey, just happens to
Armstrong11139: The Boy(tm) approaches!
DMGlol: PogChamp
Lunareclipse123: F
m0nkeyrama: Niiiiice PogChamp
Larkonus: HELL YES CTHULHU
yourangclan: be similar
Papperslappen: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Scy_Anide: Now you get 3 wishes right? You collected all the dragon balls
avet24222: It happened!
frage069: Thanks for the game boiiis
Lysander_Gustav: Meanwhile
Ummon_: tentacle bump FBBlock Squid1
vegetalss4: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
tergonis: those sound effects
Brok3nGol3m: rage orgy!
TemporallyAwry: And that settles it - they were masks.
DaMullet14: Devour 1d4 investigators per round
Lysander_Gustav: okayyyyy
steelenet: cthulhu will return in scooby doo the movie
Lord_ZYRK: And now they fight over who gets to be Cthulu's boyfriend PogChamp
TalecArashi: Where they're going, they don't need eyes B)
Rockario: This is just a lot of bets about how things were going to go being resolved
notthepenguins: meanwhile you're just like "k"
Sanityis0verrated: WOOOOOO blood Orgy
yourangclan: Unless THESE are masks!
avet24222: Cthulhu is the best husbando
Armstrong11139: Stop eating yourself! Stop eating yourself!
Lunareclipse123: He will swipe you up in his flabby claws
Juliamon: At least cook it first! Jeeesus.
Lysander_Gustav: I'm not sure what I'm looking at here
tuckamanian: lol
gascitygaming: kick - stop biting yourself - kick - stop biting yourself
MilkInBag: I ordered my pizza WITHOUT PINEAPPELES
A_Dub888: Dang, that wristwatch is in good condition
kat2kool: did we walk into a Rakdos party?
tuckamanian: that was my spagetti
HisEvilDomain: good thing we maxxed out strength before the end of the world
jakale: "join our cult, and get an orgy.....of violence"
ukkittykat: best community episode ever!
TalecArashi: yes, @kat2kool
steelenet: WutFace
The_Lesser_Gatsby: So are you guys going to play Call of Cth2lu next?
steelenet: geez
ShifuDaxiongmao: Why do I have the stonecutters song in my head during this?
JohnLockeCole: Pierce Discovered Rock, tool use get!
steelenet: that's what happens when you dope up
Lysander_Gustav: so wait was it all a dream?
TheMerricat: you killed sarah
frage069: The toy did do it!
DiscordianTokkan: So much paint around now, eh>
Ummon_: he rocked her world
Lunareclipse123: Pretty sure that was Sarah
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH we just killed sarah
Lunareclipse123: yeah
gascitygaming: Man the stonecutters got a little intense after Homer left
FreshToastLord: @Lysander_Gustav that's a different ending
grandmaspocket: you brained her
BlueMagnusStormCrow: He rocked her world.
Lightningbro: I mean... that violence just seemed completely pointless...
MilkInBag: the lesson is, don't summon cthulhu
TheMerricat: now you are done. ^_^
m0nkeyrama: Congrats!
StaciNose: *I* killed Sara HAwkins
grandmaspocket: chapter 15
Brok3nGol3m: Thanks for stream! Go feed theyselves!
Zaraka00: Was the achievement called whoops?
Diserasta: @Lightningbro Well yes. They went insance.
avet24222: Wooo!
Lysander_Gustav: sure why not
gigagloin: thats the point
sopranocat: Yay, thanks, now go eat!
DiscordianTokkan: !next
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AshBurnem: Madness takes it's toll.
Thandres: so now for the post game raid Kappa
Darleysam: thanks for the stream, was a blast!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: come back in an hour for Pandemic Legacy!
xantos69: cheer50 have you tried NOT summoning Cthulhu?
kat2kool: party200 lrrHORN you did it!
yourangclan: Yayyyyyyy love Team Plaidbrain
yourangclan: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
avet24222: We Thculhu'd
Rhynerd: End of universe, thanks for playing.
Iraeda: are you going to summon cthulu in pandemic too?
red_shoes_jeff: Get these bois some RICEARONI!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
poetmarawr: benginHeart seabatBRAIN benginHeart seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: benginHeart benginHeart seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
kat2kool: Thanks boys! great stream!
revjakenash: Pandemic legacy tonight? You guys are MACHINES
Phailhammer: cya :)
Lightningbro: @Diserasta I suppose... but the seemed to be fairing well summoning Cthulhu, I can't see how them killing eachother helps Cthulhu.
DoodlestheGreat: BHAI!
ukkittykat: BYEEE
DiscordianTokkan: benginDab benginHeart seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fajitas!
starlitdiscord: bye!
tim19862: Thanks for the stream Adam and Ben! lrrAWESOME lrrHEART lrrDARK
Phosphatide: are they gonna leave the stream on again for paul to find Kappa
Juliamon: it's already off, dude
Phosphatide: oh it took its time for me, well then
gigagloin: @Lightningbro if i understood the myth correctly humans don't matter at all to cthulhu, he doesn't mind control them to do this, they just do it
HesGotNoPants: !next
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vegetalss4: @Lightningbro The thing is, humanity doesn't matter to Cthulhu. And not in a "the villian doesn't care" kind of way.
inaudibledaisy: !next
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gigagloin: many stories revolve around the realization that humans are nothing in the grand scheme of things
JTK45: -_- i hate daylight savings time messes with me every time