Asimech: Also the buttons were covered by a shared rubber... membrane I want to say? Which made it harder to press them and to see what exactly was happening to the buttons.
Cinntoastmin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (14m from now).
Rockario: Ugh, I don't like that kind of button design
Asimech: Yeah, mine has the regular kind with separate hard plastic pieces for I and II.
TehAmelie: properly steamed broccoli is actually pretty good. and of course healthy as balls
TehAmelie: "But you still feel hungry"
Asimech: Hmm... I've got quite a few Opinions about people and kitchen appliances now that I think about it.
Asimech: By which I mean "I should probably stop talking about this before I go into full rant-mode."
TehAmelie: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always stuck in the subocean.
TehAmelie: we all are, Lrrbot
Asimech: Indeed. Indeed.
TehAmelie: we'll always be there
TehAmelie: ever since. . .the event
androgyknits: !quote butts
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
androgyknits: !quote butt
LRRbot: Quote #2986: "FRRRRRT?" —butt
androgyknits: !quote Cameron
TehAmelie: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #5379: "Why did you put butts on my work?" —Serge [2018-10-09]
Zappeljakob: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (2m from now).
Rockario: I was going to link the joke headline that goes something like "Millenials discover new food-sense that lets them know when they need to eat"
Asimech: So. While it's still quiet and I want more people to see this: http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/on-male-cats
Rockario: But I can't find it
TehAmelie: oh well
TehAmelie: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie pokes chat
DarkMorford: Ow
TehAmelie: the beacons are lit. . .are you well?
chickenace11: no pokeing
DarkMorford: I'm here, just tired/bored.
jitterbeans: HeyGuys Yay! LRR MTG!
thegreatwyrdling: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19.
TheGeekyQuilter: Woo just sit down to the sewing machine and LRR is going live yay
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Thursday afternoon (at least here in Victoria) can only mean one thing! MAGIC. THE. GATHERING. Which is to say let's play some MtG shall we? We've got Arena and Cube is back on MtGO, so maybe a bit of both today. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1068263418409283584
thegreatwyrdling: Whos playing?
LoadingReadyRun: Me
TehAmelie: i guess only 200 people were here
rendelnep: typically Graham and james
Fr0Dough: Ah! LRR has become self aware!
Featherweight_: Hi James
TehAmelie: now we just need to put LRR in Smash
LoadingReadyRun: Why do you assume James?
dacardczar: Definately james
TehAmelie: the embodiment of the company
rendelnep: it always has been, you know the laughatron? that was a cover up.
CastleOtranto: I got my Desert Bus silent auction in the mail today, so hand-painted Magic tokens all up in here!
PMAvers: Well, G usually starts messages on the account with a [G].
TheGeekyQuilter: Oooo maybe Kathleen I miss her on streams
LoadingReadyRun: Kathleen streams tomorrow morning
Rockario: James is a good guess, because I would think he'd be the most annoyed about being found out
thegreatwyrdling: What is Kathleen streaming?
TheGeekyQuilter: Yay
LoadingReadyRun: I mean you're right
LoadingReadyRun: it's me
LoadingReadyRun: james
LoadingReadyRun: that's me
Camail: hi james
Asimech: There's even "me" in your name.
Laurence72: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thegreatwyrdling: Hi Graham!
solahwin_tampramain: ia adam there?
PMAvers: If it isn't actually James, quick make some sort of promise for him and make him stick to it.
MarsIsDead just subscribed with Twitch Prime. MarsIsDead subscribed for 7 months in a row!
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TragicMtG: Hi James!
TehAmelie: hi again
TheGeekyQuilter: Adams at pax I think
Kerrisis: Good god, it took me a moment to realise where the music was coming from! >.<
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Jimmy T
rendelnep: btw the intro is very quiet
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PST (5m ago).
Camail: Dr. Jimmy T
jitterbeans: HeyGuys
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hi chat
CastleOtranto: Nightbook!
Traion: Hi Jimmy T
Wangor: I have never thought of you as a Jimmy. Maybe a Jim. Possibly a Jimbo. Never a Jimmy.
ContingentCat: better get used to Jimmy T there Nightbook
thegreatwyrdling: I've been better tbh
1losttheGame: Hey Jimmy T!
solahwin_tampramain: Jlimmy Tbook
frage069: Friday 11am, about to have lunch
NathanJay_GA: Hey James :)
Shparky2197: Hi everytone!
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Zappeljakob: buh!
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TheGeekyQuilter: Lol its 8am Friday
rendelnep: james gets a kobe
Cepsys: Jimmy T droppin the hot beats
polyglut: Friday 0900 here.
Shparky2197: Yes. Every tone. I am greeting every tone
polyglut: Yeah.
Synchroma: Yep. Australia
Roscoe_DarkHorse just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Roscoe_DarkHorse subscribed for 20 months in a row!
Roscoe_DarkHorse: I lurk, i sub, i lurk again!
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Shparky2197: Friday 9AM In NSW
Rockario: You people are all crazy, it's 2:06 in the afternoon lrrBEEJ
rendelnep: For Australia. It's nearly lunch time here
Wangor: James, the Magic is in all of us.
Synchroma: 9AM in VIC too.
james76123: hi
TheGeekyQuilter: You are magic
Shparky2197: But it's still 8 AM in Queensland, right?
hippitybobbity: cube! cube
ampharos15: ohhh yay! cubeeee
Wangor: Qube!
Synchroma: @Shparky2197 Possibly, idk if they do Daylight savings or not
BITs19_: is deckmaster on?
Shparky2197: Pretty sure they don't being so far north and all.
ContingentCat: What did you have for lunch Jimmy T
Tzeeeeentch: I mean in my part of Aus its still breakfast creeping into brunch territory
Wangor: Heckmaster
Shparky2197: Dang it James
Roscoe_DarkHorse: whoops
Camail: panic?
Synchroma: I should probably eat breakfast..
Roscoe_DarkHorse: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: jump scare?
TimeToFry: Everything is fine
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ya boi Jimmy T getting on top of the ball
solahwin_tampramain: jimmy teckmaster
Asimech: According to Wikipedia Queensland does not observe DST. In case anybody is still wondering.
PMAvers: I wish you could set overlays to automatically turn on and off depending on what game you're playing.
rendelnep: I'm a token kiwi
TimeToFry: Yikes
Synchroma: @Asimech Tbf its weird that we still do.
ZakAmetyst: Do it.
badlybrokentoy: Kill it with fire!
polyglut: Kill it.
Wangor: It's not wrong, it's very right.
androgyknits: oh what uuuuuuuuuuuuuup I missed the intro to this strea,
Featherweight_: bodied
Asimech: @Synchroma It's weird it ever got started so widely in the first place.
ZakAmetyst: Squash all the bugs!
solahwin_tampramain: nice
Synchroma: @Asimech Agreed, haha
TheMerricat: wow....
Sun_Singer: katesNice
jitterbeans: LUL
Ukon_vasara: kraul, king of bugs
ampharos15: jesus
NathanJay_GA: Alright, we know opponent's strategy
rentar42: just keep drawing like that, you should be fine
ampharos15: so i think the opps was bm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: maybe they're just Dimir Aggro
rentar42: also the spybug has menace, recluse isn't great
Laurence72: and they have menace too
1losttheGame: Wow conceded right there?
EJGRgunner: El spidero media!
androgyknits: !findquote cube
LRRbot: Quote #1305: "Cube is WAY more fun when over 1000 people aren't telling you you're doing it wrong." —Graham [2015-12-17]
Shparky2197: @Synchroma @Asimech I think that I agree with Graham's assessment that maybe we should have our clocks always on DST if we're so invested in evening sunshine.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tangetially related, the only way I could figure out how to make TYS work in GRN constructed was Dazzling lights for Thoughtbound Phantasm
Shparky2197: Otherwise it's way confusing
TimeToFry: That's painful...
rentar42: Classic "this hand is not keepable" to "this hand is ... worse"
androgyknits: inb4 five lands
1losttheGame: I missed the 6
androgyknits: balls
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cna play cards with this hand
ampharos15: wow thats a beautiful 5
Roscoe_DarkHorse: that's prob the best 5 you could of had
Asimech: @Shparky2197 I would argue it's not DST at that point, but just a different timezone. But that's semantics.
Synchroma: @Shparky2197 Yeah its just confusing for everyone. I just got a job overseas and haven't moved yet and DST has made the timing of stuff way more painful to organise
Fableist: thats one of the best five hands i have ever seen tbh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah we know they had 2 spybugs
ampharos15: seems fine
Sun_Singer: at least 2
Fableist: leaving up packs favor at least
The_Phailhaus just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. The_Phailhaus subscribed for 63 months in a row!
The_Phailhaus: 63 whole months. well, ain’t that something. #Never
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: at the same time, we know they're blue black they might have SOmething worse
1losttheGame: We can convoke too if we want
ampharos15: we have the harpooner
Fableist: welp that needs to die
ampharos15: packs favor
TimeToFry: Yeah
ampharos15: yes
solahwin_tampramain: thats a better thing to get with packs favor!
Alness49: Crush 'em
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, i'm still afraid of a thought seize
Fableist: yup
Sun_Singer: easy crushing canopy
ZebN76: crushing seems better
steveorock: i would love for you guys to do a LRR beyblade contest
MaelstronSolenor: pack better no?
Fableist: save the harpooner for something it might live off
TheMerricat: I agree
Shparky2197: @Asimech I think that it is semantics, but to be clear, I'm suggesting we stay an hour *cough* ignoring the fact solar noon is either more or less than 24 hours after the previous one *cough* *cough* ahead of solar noon all year around.
ampharos15: i think it was either harpooner with packs favor or the canopy and i think canopy is better
EJGRgunner: I think there’s upside to keeping the instant speed trick up
TimeToFry: Unless they sided out the Spybugs... Kappa
The_Phailhaus: That was meant to say #NeverMulligan but apparently i didn’t type mulligan
lifecharacter: We can take the hit.
Roscoe_DarkHorse: trade the spell for the debuff creature?
Haganedragon: make an elf
solahwin_tampramain: kill the 2/1 withkraul?"
Haganedragon: nm
Asimech: @The_Phailhaus Too bad you can't mulligan.
ampharos15: its a shame we cant make knights yet
ZebN76: can't elf yet
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Kraul only targets flyers
The_Phailhaus: @asimech NO FEAR!
polyglut: Take the hit buff lifelinker next turn.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if Kraul harpponer just had a built in prey upon, that would be broken AF
Asimech: @The_Phailhaus No fear, no failure, only happy mistakes?
lifecharacter: Cats block horrors real good
ampharos15: stray
ampharos15: see what we get
Fableist: stray blocks well and draws? see what you get?
Fableist: oof
ampharos15: ah
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no, our knight generation
Shparky2197: In other news, despite MTG Arena being in open beta for a couple months now, only just now downloading it.
EJGRgunner: !card packs favor
LRRbot: Pack's Favor [2G] | Instant | Convoke / Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Fableist: yup
ZebN76: bad beats
ampharos15: do we have enchantment removal?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we used it
TimeToFry: Saved
ampharos15: ah right canopy
Fableist: would it be worth boarding in the toughness boardwipe considering this boardstate?
Arimus221: yeah
polyglut: Yeah.
Ukon_vasara: make them dead before they make us dead
1losttheGame: I wouldn't attack
ampharos15: thats unfortunate that they had another swamp
Fableist: chump
Sun_Singer: chump
TheMerricat: they only have one card
solahwin_tampramain: 4 mana
TimeToFry: Double?
Ukon_vasara: i assume they save it, 4 mana
polyglut: Chump.
Roscoe_DarkHorse: it does mean that they cant cast anything this turn
Fableist: they waste a turn to save it
wheeleigh: chump
lifecharacter: Deck why
ZebN76: a turn late
ampharos15: wow...
Fableist: welp one turn to draw something
ampharos15: I still think you did the right thing
wheeleigh: thats frustrating...
Fableist: board in citywide bust?
kitsunestudios: Yeah, no way of knowing the prey upon was coming next.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bust only deals with the douser of lights, that we know of
SydPreviouslyHeadache: citywide bust being sorcery*
Fableist: and the wall syd
NathanJay_GA: That was a mull to 5, so it could have been worse
Arimus221: Wait you can chose to go first now? PogChamp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right the wall
Kiwijelly just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Kiwijelly subscribed for 18 months in a row!
Kiwijelly: I'm still alive! Anyone tried out the new D&D Ravnica guide?
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r10pez10: in best o' 3 you can choose
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we haven't seen them surveil too much so far have we
kitsunestudios: Would be fun to watch a Ravnica Dice Friends.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: why do i fucking talk
VelvetFalcon: Take that wurm.
wheeleigh: Aren't they doing a Ravnica Dice Friends soon?
EvilBadman: Nov 10, IIRc
kitsunestudios: Yay!
EvilBadman: Er DEC 10
Fableist: @SydPreviouslyHeadache we had not seen much surveil
EvilBadman: (oh god month is it)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm a fucking jinx
Traion: Ravnica DF will be on the dnd channel right?
lifecharacter: The first one
Xenovita: BREAKFAST!
chickenace11: yes
ampharos15: chicken
Suffix: Breakfast for dinner.
Rockario: Courond bleu, absolutely
Terminalgrav: breakfast!!!
VelvetFalcon: Cordon bleu
Cepsys: brinner always wins
v_nome: Easy breakfast sandwiches
Xenovita: my bad caps
Alness49: Chicken
Shparky2197: I'd go with Conrdon bleu
Roscoe_DarkHorse: winner winner chicken dinner?
Terminalgrav: straw poll?
TheGeekyQuilter: Brinner!
EJGRgunner: Chicken
EvilBadman: damn turkledog, you got brinner?
ampharos15: both?
CastleOtranto: Never turn down a Cordon Bleu
Steelwolf171: Tough choice
1losttheGame: I'm a sucker for breakfast
EJGRgunner: Always chicken dinner
ShadeofHades: Chicken
polyglut: Chicken.
lifecharacter: Chicken now, breakfast tomorrow morning./
dan_the_awsome: viggesi
blast_shark: breakfast chicken
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Jimmy T and G Money!
gsyhiap: katesChicken ?
Shparky2197: brinner brinner shicken dinner
hippitybobbity: give us Le Coob
androgyknits: I like Graham's grandpa sweater
GodImSoSorry: I wanted to lose but my Graham says no
TehAmelie: i mean we have an emote for this lrrCHKN
Shparky2197: I can't ven do that right
Berserker06: Chicken
Fableist: james secretly wants to be playing roe
AzureShok: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
hippitybobbity: i have exactly that sweater but like, creamwhite
gsyhiap: huh, I didn't know about lrrCHKN
Fableist: put something with 4 power in smash you cowards
hippitybobbity: its a good Grampa look
VelvetFalcon: Tell Graham to get chicken for his snack.
Kiwijelly: My DM's having her baby soon, so we're trying to find a new setting to mess about with
AzureShok: man
kamelion84: lrrWOW
VelvetFalcon: Tight!
lifecharacter: Now all we need to do is draw Pelakka Worm.
VelvetFalcon: We can play so many things!
Fableist: well at least you know you didnt lose to misplays
Kumakaori: bug is going to regret getting too big.
ampharos15: yes be greedy!
hippitybobbity: ten land is good tho
RayFK: Concede
Fableist: they knew you had it in hand
hippitybobbity: gotta have lands
samu_btdp1985: cube time?
AzureShok: HS18ConcedeLeft HS18ConcedeRight
DMGlol: rip
Alness49: The ol' 3-2
Kumakaori: :V.
Suffix: LuL
ampharos15: f
kamelion84: lol
GodImSoSorry: Boros spokeperson reported 0 arrests in today's Citywide Bust
VelvetFalcon: Woooooooow.
TragicMtG: wow, rude MTGA
kat2kool: Just the blurst
electroswagnetism: F
MarsIsDead: Duuuuuuuuudeeeee
samu_btdp1985: F
VelvetFalcon: lrrWOW
gsyhiap: katesWa katesOw
wheeleigh: ouch
ampharos15: oh hello
lifecharacter: Look at all these Lazavs
kat2kool: lrrWOW
Kiwijelly: we're about to finish SKT, which was great
Cepsys: now we can play mill in standard
gsyhiap: tap, tap, alt-F4
Fableist: i have never seen so many rare wildcards! usually its all mythics!
androgyknits: cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuube
Ravynn: How low can you go
androgyknits: LET'S GO
lifecharacter: MTGO sounds hype.
Alness49: Low, Low, maaaaaaaan!
Traion: Has Arena fixed the wildcard bug yet?
samu_btdp1985: what's the cubs
gsyhiap: inb4 James falls on the floor
VelvetFalcon: Lil James!
Ravynn: James knows the low down
androgyknits: jaemz y
Fableist: camera chinups!
gsyhiap: cmdrLURK
DMGlol: tiny james
ampharos15: just james hair stream?
tyrew0rm: Ooh modern cube :D
GodImSoSorry: you still /have/ a back, its 2018
Suffix: Look at that forehead.
Suffix: 4Head
RayFK: Stream from there
thomturtle: James of the attractive forehead.
RayFK: It's the best looking stream you've done
gsyhiap: James Turner, professional forehead streamer
ampharos15: with invisible G
Jondare: the wildcard bug has been confirmed to just be visual, so don't worry
RayFK: Force Mono Green you coward
Cepsys: hair horn best streamer 20178
Traion: There is a bug where you don't get your rare wildcards from opening 6 packs
TheGeekyQuilter: Awww mini James 50% cuter than full size
Berserker06: force mono pink
AdamYMHMI: Famous Youtuber James' Hair!?
samu_btdp1985: mono red
RayFK: Dude, Nykthos, Garruk Wildspeaker, infinite green
RayFK: Force Mono Green
Fableist: is graham joining you?
Erudite_Cynic: just adjust the camera top be at forhead height
EJGRgunner: Put James’ hair in Smash you cowards!
Jondare: it's just a visual bug, you still get the WC
lifecharacter: Have infinite mana, but only have green cards to cast.
lifecharacter: The worst thing.
JC_Wijma: @LoadingReadyRun What deck type are you playing?
Suffix: Perfect DOB height.
Ravynn: The ole 5 mythic
androgyknits: nooooorn
RayFK: Terastodon
GodImSoSorry: NORN
ampharos15: nooooornnnnn
samu_btdp1985: downfall
electroswagnetism: Nahiri!
androgyknits: Norn or SoFi
Fableist: ferox?
Cepsys: sword?
jdarr5000: So next week is it ultimate masters draft ?
TheOtherTrevor: elesh norn is mono black reanimator
wikisome: Mono Elesh Norn!
Wangor: Sophie!
hoktauri: Elesh Norn is like mono black
ampharos15: but norn
SrMuskrat: Immortal Sun legitimately good in this cube
lifecharacter: Downfall cuts black pretty hard.
GodImSoSorry: Not Norn? Then DIE!
chickenace11: sun?
Wangor: Sofi goes into monoblack
1losttheGame: Norn!
MarsIsDead: Take Immortal Sun.. Still can force black
frage069: That is how you force monoblack
BITs19_: nooooorn
Ravynn: White angels/preator
ampharos15: yes
samu_btdp1985: force it baby
hoktauri: yes
Shparky2197: James is a man of his word
NathanJay_GA: Mono-white!
questions_sleep: Lady gaga!
ampharos15: rewarded
Roscoe_DarkHorse: hahahaha!
CapnRobert: rewarded
frage069: Rewarded
lifecharacter: Elspeth and Elesh are the best ship.
chickenace11: forcing mono color is good
samu_btdp1985: ez game
1losttheGame: White winee you coward
androgyknits: yep
NathanJay_GA: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
ZakAmetyst: lrrWOW
Shparky2197: Make me a liar will you JAmes?!?!?!
ampharos15: yessir
Roscoe_DarkHorse: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
Zappeljakob: Mono-W-Bombs
Fableist: voice?
hoktauri: Purphoros and go for boros!
androgyknits: Voice?
Cepsys: chapel for the black splash?
ampharos15: voice is basically mono white
electroswagnetism: voice is probably the play here
wordswords1: what kind of cube is this?
Sun_Singer: voice?
Traion: Chapel?
tyrew0rm: Cryptic?
solahwin_tampramain: chaple?
androgyknits: Voice isn't mono-white but it's gud
thomturtle: Purphoros splash.
samu_btdp1985: sideboard spirit
Zappeljakob: edge?
MarsIsDead: Take Approach... Why not?
Fableist: mono must have white?
electroswagnetism: Boat!
samu_btdp1985: kytheon
lifecharacter: Baby chad or boat.
Krimarie: sky
ampharos15: boat or kytheon
GodImSoSorry: Can you be more specific about what is and is not dust?
Erudite_Cynic: boat?
badlybrokentoy: kyth
solahwin_tampramain: collected comp?
Erudite_Cynic: boat.
lifecharacter: Kytheon
ampharos15: boat
RayFK: I should buy a boat
hoktauri: Chad
Ravynn: Kyth
HungryCavalier: chad
brogatsby: boat
jdarr5000: all is dust !
samu_btdp1985: chad
electroswagnetism: booooat
Traion: Chad
Cepsys: if weebie than Kytheon, if control then flagship
Aegis_of_Faith: boat
Sun_Singer: chad
deyja429: We need creatures for Elesh Norn?>
Suffix: You should buy a boat
Zappeljakob: boat
ampharos15: figure alll the wayyy
Irsaan: elspeth turns on boat by herself
Sun_Singer: figure is great
Erudite_Cynic: figure
1losttheGame: farseek for ramp? Kappa
electroswagnetism: Silumgar
ampharos15: oh hello
Ravynn: Wow late Hero
Fableist: hay frand!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I both LOVE and HATE that cards art
Traion: Draft perfectly, get rewarded :P
Wangor: Hey, so this draft is going well.
RayFK: You could have had a courser
hoktauri: this is like my Elesh Norn soldier EDH deck
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's so beautifully terrifying. Eventide has some amazing card art
electroswagnetism: DoJ
Erudite_Cynic: wrath
Ravynn: Anafenza's not quite what this deck does
deyja429: Anafenza. Combos with Phinx
Aegis_of_Faith: I'd take Fenza here
Irsaan: wrath
RayFK: Wrath
badlybrokentoy: doj
Berserker06: Ive never seen a draft with all good cards before
samu_btdp1985: Judge them
Ravynn: "All"
lifecharacter: Cube: where all the cards are good and every choice is always wrong.
Aegis_of_Faith: "where all the cards are good*"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: some of the "dwarves" in Eventide are just straight nightmare fuel
EvilBadman: cube: A Cardom of Kings
frage069: Hi Graham
EJGRgunner: “Strictly worse”
ampharos15: na this is a right cube
Dunedain_Warden: Papa G is here!
thegreatwyrdling: Hi Other James
Shparky2197: Funny how I was watching the strictly worse cube on Friday Nights recently
Mangledpixel: iiiiiit's a G
Unas84: if you want to double up, you pick brainstorm!
hoktauri: Elspeth@
lifecharacter: Cat king is best king.
Irsaan: cat boiz
ampharos15: or other elspeth
Erudite_Cynic: Graham why food? now I need to get food
MarsIsDead: Cat King...
Papperslappen: Kitty!
Fableist: take my fav card! cat daddy!
rendelnep: That's not true James. You're doing monoblack wrong
Mtgginger: Take Scar
Sun_Singer: CAT
TheOtherTrevor: Oreos
TheGeekyQuilter: Hi Graham
electroswagnetism: Second Elspeth is pretty good tbh
ShomEthan: what did you get graham
1losttheGame: Graham, please call him by his preferred name, Jimmy T
ampharos15: cats real good though
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Graham enjoy offcam food
RayFK: Eat into the camera you coward, let me see it
Aegis_of_Faith: King Kitty slightly edges out Elspeth imo
RayFK: Give me that Maw shot
Wangor: What? No, I want to see Graham masticate.
Laserbeaks_Fury: hey Maw!
Ravynn: That "Maw"
RayFK: That Maw-ney Shot
hoktauri: toasted sub right into the mic
MrTulip: which cube is this?
Erudite_Cynic: We demand MAWSHOTS
Cepsys: me initials are MAW. nice :)
tyrew0rm: What’s whites gary equivalent?
lifecharacter: Give us that chew ASMR you coward.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the screaming big maw shot
Hvarn : but now we dont get see grahams beautiful face
CastleOtranto: Graham is masticating just off camera.
Irsaan: Our mono-black deck seems to be a little short on removal so far Kappa
ampharos15: its okay Id rather have you here with food than not at all
Suffix: Jordan pls
BloodnBullets: cant see it, didnt happen
samu_btdp1985: some removal would be nice
RayFK: Suffix I'm not sorry
Forgebold: This deck is looking so far a bunch like my monowhite commander deck.
battlemonk: who on earth has a problem with eating? everyone eats, like frequently; I never stop.
ampharos15: field!!
Traion: What else would you call Jimmy T, Graham?
strgrv: sun is so good in this cube
ShomEthan: what did you get graham
Ravynn: Is "Jimmy T" not his NAME?
thomturtle: As Lucio says, "Can't stop, won't stop."
BloodnBullets: imortal sun isnt great with 2x planeswalkers
EJGRgunner: Sun nonbos with Elspeth
Dunedain_Warden: Don't die G! :(
TehAmelie: man cannot live on streams alone
jdarr5000: what is the food
Papperslappen: when is LRR going to do a mouth stream?
TheOtherTrevor: Do it!
TheGeekyQuilter: Well we like you living
hippitybobbity: walk it off, stark, i aint ever heard dead men complain
Cepsys: what? like BBQ sauce. cause that's just wrong
ampharos15: no its mono white
Slurpee_E: Any sauce?
madmanoreo: @graham have you tried honey mustard on a meatball sub Kreygasm
samu_btdp1985: mono white ez
Traion: It's Serge Monowhite :P
ShomEthan: put some relish on it
ampharos15: thats mono white ask serge
squigel: worcester sauce?
AlonsoSwift: You could be a heathen like me and put mayo on it
ampharos15: all is dust
RayFK: Bodied
1losttheGame: is it bad that i thought that sounded not too bad? >_>
Fableist: voice in the board incase we want to go alex monowhite
strgrv: ranch ball sub
samu_btdp1985: i put hot chilli
androgyknits: oh no not the sweater :C
BloodnBullets: "Wasted"
Slurpee_E: Hoisted by your own saucy petard! lrrAWW
GloriousMost: Lewd
vollemelk: I don't watch this channel a lot. but the last time it was also odid dude playing draft, and the other dude eating next to him.. is that a thing??
hoktauri: tasty
androgyknits: Some people are likely into that.
RayFK: YOU TEASE
RayFK: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Darleysam: that's a decent trade, if you ask me
Laserbeaks_Fury: Meatball found the Sub Ocean
Cepsys: HONOR
1losttheGame: honor ? POGGERS
Aegis_of_Faith: Honour, right?
samu_btdp1985: honor
Batyn: Warden?
MagicViking: warden
ampharos15: this pack is not great for us
hoktauri: you guys stream A LOT, it happens. It's fine
Ravynn: Warden right?
Sun_Singer: Graham "Marinara thighs" Stark
MrTulip: "I'll even dip my nuts in marinara sauce..."
ShomEthan: honor
Cepsys: both should wheel so no worries?
ampharos15: wait i gues warden is fine
v_nome: Social eating magic drafting is the new meta
tyrew0rm: Honour should wheel
ampharos15: paladin
deyja429: Paladin though...
Roscoe_DarkHorse: maybe the paladin wheels
Dunedain_Warden: Paladin friend is fun.
ampharos15: yaaaaa
Dunedain_Warden: Settle is absurd.
Ukon_vasara: paladin wheels
lifecharacter: Removal is nice to have.
Roscoe_DarkHorse: we got passed white late lasgt pack
Krimarie: westvale!
Erudite_Cynic: one Canadian Drafting while another eats a sandwich has got to be someone's fetish right?
Cepsys: we should value 2 drops btw
darkora: sweet sweet nothing, I'll take it
deyja429: You owe yourself Icecream?
Aegis_of_Faith: Wall of Omens seems good?
1losttheGame: so we are drafting mono board wipes, yeah?
electroswagnetism: Warth seems good
EvilBadman: I already got a dilly bar out of you this year, that's fine
Ukon_vasara: the deck could certainly use more 4 drop wraths
ShomEthan: you are on the aggro plan though
samu_btdp1985: wall seems legit
BloodnBullets: so we wrath tribal now?
lifecharacter: Draw cards.
hoktauri: I'd go wall
headdeskdev: I don't think you want either or even your current wrath
darkora: I'll have you know I was born with nothing and I still have most of it left
ampharos15: wall
TheOtherTrevor: mono white wraths. that's a friday nights cube archetype
Ukon_vasara: want or need? cause those will be very different numbers
v_nome: If Paladin doesn't come back around everyone gets James ice cream? That's how that works right?
1losttheGame: Goat 'em!
Laserbeaks_Fury: lrrGOAT
NoNoobNo: lets play a deck with 8 wraths
Ckiva: no dibs
Ukon_vasara: icecream bits inc
Dunedain_Warden: Weenie deck with 8 wraths!
Dunedain_Warden: Yay!
ShomEthan: we will send them in the mail
darkora: No, all at once or no deal
GloriousMost: One day
hoktauri: 500 dippin dots
Roscoe_DarkHorse: cheer101 Ice cream bits!
TehAmelie: i did not bet against James
TheWooglie: No we just split the price of one icecream between us all
BloodnBullets: no, all at once
Aegis_of_Faith: No, the ice cream is all at once
Hvarn : nope all at once
Aegis_of_Faith: one bowl
Wangor: I can buy you ice cream, but I can't promise it'll survive the journey from the UK to Canada.
Asimech: Only if you're fine with dried up ice cream.
Dunedain_Warden: Space man ice cream!
Batyn: Anthem?
viridimayai: and wall of omens
hoktauri: Staff?
DMGlol: i would take anthem because i love the art
Erudite_Cynic: I vor Revil
TheOtherTrevor: resets fairgrounds warden to take something better
Ukon_vasara: nin is also dece in mono white control
ShomEthan: anthem isnt bad
Erudite_Cynic: *vote
ampharos15: i like rev
ArcOfTheConclave: wheel anthem
Dunedain_Warden: Resto mama is my fave.
1losttheGame: *barf*
Ckiva: i think resto is stronger in a vacuum
ampharos15: oh hello
electroswagnetism: Resto blanks removal too
rendelnep: we just hook LRR up with a commercial ice cream supplier so they run an ice cream parlour on the side
Traion: We need a Lyra to go with that Baneslaayer :P
Aegis_of_Faith: Tithe! YES!
lifecharacter: No one expects tithe!
Dunedain_Warden: Resto mama does everything.
Hiramas: good evening folks
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ampharos15: marshal
deyja429: Marshal!
viridimayai: Marshal is so much better here
Traion: Marshal
1losttheGame: i thought we agreed mono wrath Kappa
ShomEthan: tsk tsk could have had 4 wraths
Erudite_Cynic: @Ckiva how can it fight if it gets stuck in the shopvac?
ElektroTal: Martial Coup is the shivamiest card there is
justaccepttheusername: Marshal Coup and Benalish Martial
Dunedain_Warden: Honor wheeled!
ArcOfTheConclave: Marshal sutcliff
hoktauri: Honor
viridimayai: and the tokens
Traion: Honour
13alth: Honour
deyja429: Honour.
ArcOfTheConclave: honar!
Dunedain_Warden: Oh, Slayer friend is cool.
Dunedain_Warden: Paladin!!!!!!
Roscoe_DarkHorse: oh yeah!
Krimarie: westvael!
MalBeam: westvale abbey?
viridimayai: all at once, James, you'd die
badlybrokentoy: hahha
hoktauri: I will buy you one dippin dot at PAX Unplugged
darkora: prepare for a PO box full of melted icecream
ampharos15: yesss massacre wurm
jamesinor: Send that space ice cream
NathanJay_GA: What about ice cream gift cards?
chickenace11: Astronaut ice cream Graham
13alth: Anthem + Honour + Elesh = Let's Go!
deyja429: Psst... Astronaut icecream can be easily shipped.
GloriousMost: Anthem
ShomEthan: mono white anthem/boardwipe tribal
TheOtherTrevor: other than cloudgoat, this isn't a westvale deck anyways
Dunedain_Warden: Space man ice cream yay!
ArcOfTheConclave: @13alth and marshal
jdarr5000: Wrong we can send you ice cream just Freeze dried icecream !
adi_pie: So I heard I should ship you ice-cream?
Papperslappen: gloriouth
kitsunestudios: Or gift certificates to Beacon Hill
Ckiva: this list of things I'm not allowed to send you just keeps getting longer y'know
EJGRgunner: Thanks for getting the GRN podcast out. By my count I’ve gotten graham to sing in three straight nickname podcasts.
lifecharacter: Oh right that was pack 2.
deyja429: History.
jamesinor: Right? Astronaut ice cream is best plan
MalBeam: do not ship ice cream to the LRR P.O. box
1losttheGame: WAIT THAT WAS ONLY PACK 2
gnome_friend: sergeHi what's going on today?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Glo-o-o-o-ooooo-o-o-oious Anthem
Cepsys: we have some knights i think
Ukon_vasara: history
RayFK: YOU WOULD HAVE HAD PRIME TIME YOU BUTT
ampharos15: history
BasilHunter: Freeze dried ice cream
Martizz1e: is LRR going to be at South?
gnome_friend gets garied
Dunedain_Warden: Prime Time feels bad.
gnome_friend: Marshall Sutcliffe is a knight?
Erudite_Cynic: Knight Knight folks
rendelnep: we should just send them the ingredients for ice cream
RassilonDND: hmm pave the draft. we gonna keep drafting until ee get another gary
Cepsys: dec stone
deyja429: Bodyguard!
viridimayai: That's a bodygruard!
Batyn: Dec in Stone
ArcOfTheConclave: dec
Ukon_vasara: another knight
Roscoe_DarkHorse: bodygaurd is a knight
anetfullofjello: ramp seems good, even if it's off-color
ArcOfTheConclave: dec in stone
rendelnep: like a 10 kg bag of milk powder
ampharos15: wow mono black could have been nuts
Fr0Dough: Dauntless is a knight!
Ukon_vasara: or we can vampillar something
Dunedain_Warden: Passing all these good cards...
jamesinor: Best Iconic masters draft I ever did. 4x doorkeeper, bunch of walls, skyswallower, and Prime Time
hoktauri: How many other companies can say they sent people to every PAX? Can't be many
luxifert: not dec in stone?! No way budyguard doesn't wheel
Dunedain_Warden: Alas tis the way of draft.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Mash R1.
Mangledpixel: what about earlier on when there was only one Pax?
EvilBadman: @hoktauri Penny Arcade, for one
gnome_friend: R1
Dunedain_Warden: I was considering stone as well.
deyja429: Gideon.
NathanJay_GA: For the uninitiated: What does Prime Time refer to?
gnome_friend: Legion's Landing!
Hingadora: Did LRR not do PAX before there were multiple PAXs?
13alth: Avacyn fits the board wipe theme
jamesinor: Avacyn, waaaaaay too good
Fr0Dough: Knight ally!
VelvetFalcon: Make knights!
Hingadora: :p
EJGRgunner: @nathanjay_ga Primeval Titan
TheOtherTrevor: resto can't blink her
Jakerit33: gideon's so good
Ukon_vasara: we gonna have go mono white aggro then sb into mono white control LUL
deyja429: Gideon will likely wheel.
Guibbows: she's etb but angel can't blink her
hippitybobbity: iconic masters was the best to draft. at some point I got to notion thief opponents brainstorm
jamesinor: Cause no one suspects monowhite to have a flash creature
ShomEthan: first time ever watching a cube draft now i want to get mtgo
NathanJay_GA: @EJGRgunner Got it, thanks
13alth: Mirror Entity is a knight
MilkInBag: are the vintage PAX?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mirror entity knights?
TheMerricat: why is the card art 'blacked out' for the frist two cards?
gnome_friend: Since Australia existed
noblevegas: guyjudgeHi sabertSabertvWave katesWave
Aegis_of_Faith: Ever since the introduction of Australia? So 1901?
TheGeekyQuilter: PAXAus was the best !
Hingadora: I was trying to be silly and suggest that you'd done it when it was just one PAX.
GloriousMost: Mirror Entity Knight Combo
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Mirror Entity is a knight and makes other things into knights.
Kramburger: Australia didn't exist until PAX came here
gnome_friend: Since the continent of Australia separated from Gondwana
Roscoe_DarkHorse: mirror entity makes everything knights tho
PMAvers: PAX turns out to be run by the same AI as the one that turns everything into paperclips. Eventually they'll be a PAX every day somewhere.
aesir_blade: sixteen land elesh norn?
gnome_friend: Or Polygondwanaland or something
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deyja429: Like Gideon? \
tyrew0rm: We need a Pax EU
anetfullofjello: your curve goes to 7. you're probably running 17 lands
gnome_friend: That's almost two years!
deyja429: That almost two years
anetfullofjello: but I'm not your parent so w/e
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Diabore: oooh cube
jestersb: Are you guys going to Unplugged?
deyja429: Sun Titan...
electroswagnetism: Some of your one drops aren't great
ampharos15: hello suntitan
Mangledpixel: sunny!
Dunedain_Warden: Ooooo Sun friend.
Robot_Bones: White Woks me
ShadeofHades: How much do you really think you're gonna get 'em with the Mana Tithe?
Aegis_of_Faith: Silkwrap isn't bad to wheel too
1y1e: sunny flickerwisp!? love it
TheMerricat: @jestersb yes they've got folk going, including adam
Fr0Dough: Two cuts now lol
MalBeam: sunny T
jamesinor: Oh I did some really rude things with Suntitan in last nights draft
Ukon_vasara: i think we gotta pick between the 3 1 drops or the 3 wrath deck
korvys: I'd cut Tithe
RoastedGravy: Regression to the mean finally paid off!
Traion: jestersb Beej, Cori, Adam and one other are already in the air
anetfullofjello: sun titan getting back history of benalia sounds like a beating
gnome_friend: !findquote transit
LRRbot: Quote #4563: "Phase transition my a**hole!" —Adam [2017-12-23]
viridimayai: Sun titan may not be the most powerful, but he is certainly the most fun titan
TheWooglie: you can return the history
MilkInBag: if it's unplugged, won't they run out of battery to tweet about it? 🤔
deyja429: Is that were you keep the Feed Dump Band?
gnome_friend: Three dudes
ShomEthan: you still have the tithe in
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gnome_friend: Seriously
1y1e: remember when Serge opened Sun Titan? The echo is still being heard around the world
Aegis_of_Faith: Splicer for Resto value?
ampharos15: thalia
Dunedain_Warden: Three dudes seriously?!
justwhatever_idk: what kind of magic tricks we going for today folks
SpyCactus: Ooh, nice white deck
Jakerit33: I dont think wall fits
13alth: Thalia will fuck up your shit
Roscoe_DarkHorse: oooh thalia!
Traion: Thalia
DMGlol: thalia pretty sweet
viridimayai: I call the deck, a wall of three drops
Red_Jar: thalia imo
electroswagnetism: Splicer is better
Diabore: thalia
RoastedGravy: Thalia, most def.
ShomEthan: blade splicer
Ckiva: thalia is pretty nutty
Batyn: Thalia
jamesinor: Thalia is reaaaaal good
eye_h_bar: thalia
QuantumTwitch: thalia
deyja429: We have resto?
anetfullofjello: probably thalia
GloriousMost: Splicer you can blink it
Mangledpixel: thalia
Cepsys: thalia if we aggro
justaccepttheusername: thalia probs
Dunedain_Warden: Thalia seems absurd.
electroswagnetism: You have many blinks
Fr0Dough: Thalieaaaaaa
Ukon_vasara: i like the tokens and anthems deck we got going on
Kramburger: I feel like if you're in Philly this weekend your goal should to arrange consensual physical contact between Alex and Gritty
ShomEthan: etb with resto
Irsaan: splicer has that sweet etb
korvys: I think I'd cut Mana Tithe. I don't think you "get 'em" often enough.
viridimayai: Thalia, F the greed
williamjr3413: Thalia
Hvarn : thalia
frage069: Thalia just seems mean
flouncy_magooo: Play 60 cards, you cowards
Guibbows: splicer, unlike avacyn, works with resto
SpyCactus: Seems like mono color isn't easy to pull off this cube
TheMerricat: I'm stupid I really don't get why some cards have blacked out art...
TheOtherTrevor: Thalia for sideboard perhaps
Dunedain_Warden: Splicer is really good with Resto.
Ckiva: blade splicer is win more
Aegis_of_Faith: "kind of aggressive" - curve basically starts at three
kat2kool: Thalia!
gnome_friend: !findquote gary
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
SpyCactus: Field
ampharos15: slaughter pact is mono white
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Erudite_Cynic: Ha Ha Gary!
headdeskdev: I'd cut Elesh + Sun Titan and play cheaper cards
Traion: We have 3 aggressive one drops and honor
SpyCactus: Field of ruin seems like it could have been useful
Shparky2197: So, the new panalysts notification showed up, and uh, I'm intrigued by the title
TheGeekyQuilter: Hey graham any chance of opening up the lrr hoodies for preorder before the next print run ?
Jakerit33: cut mana tithe
SpyCactus: You have the space in your manabase
electroswagnetism: Cut figure and mana tithe
anetfullofjello: your deck seems decidedly midrangey, so slowing the game down until you land your haymakers seems like a solid gameplan
Traion: I say we play Aspirant
headdeskdev: Cut day of judgement
Ukon_vasara: yeah, i wanna see the mono white aggro version of this deck
Fr0Dough: Good luck with the cuts
tyrew0rm: Mana tithe is funny but cuttable
korvys: 16 land is fine
ElektroTal: i resubbed last week, but you guys didn't say anything, so i was wondering if you just didnt acknowledge subs anymore
TheOtherTrevor: transformative sideboard into black
justaccepttheusername: figure seems really good
SirElgar: day of judgement is a cut
deyja429: Looks good to me.
viridimayai: look at that curve too
northos: nah I think Figure is better than your other 1 drops
holidayMD: could just run 16
Dunedain_Warden: So uh, mono white aggro and control had a baby? I like.
gnome_friend: Thank you for rescubscribing ElektroTal!
solahwin_tampramain: that 2 slot tho
Aegis_of_Faith: I'd consider Wall for the card draw, otherwise I'm down for this
gnome_friend: lrrSPOT
DMGlol: turned out pretty sweet
ElektroTal: this one
Fr0Dough: Ship it
Ukon_vasara: 3 anthems with 3 savanah lions Kreygasm
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samu_btdp1985: run 16 lands as landing turns into a land
mattman257700: What is this ancient, out-dated program?
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hoktauri: This is a mini commander deck, I love it
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Jakerit33: settle seems weird in this deck considering you want to be playing threats most turns. could be wrong
ShomEthan: welcome to weenie hut junior
TheAwkes: That's some powerful weenie.
korvys: Legions's Landing is half a land - you could go to 16
solahwin_tampramain: ^^
gnome_friend: Cut settle
Ukon_vasara: i dont love paladin
Wamut0mbo: Feel like day of judgement is a cut
viridimayai: Do you honestly want settle in the main
SirElgar: i like asperant and anthem over the wraths
Red_Jar: day of judgment?
tyrew0rm: Do we play day of judgement?
Diabore: spectral is 3
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justaccepttheusername: procession isnt top end
deyja429: Day of Judgement.
Ukon_vasara: yeah, cut the wraths for the anthems
headdeskdev: Either cut the 1 drops or cut the top end + wraths
Diabore: cut elesh add mor low end?
deyja429: 3-0 6-0!
gnome_friend: Congratulations on the 3-0!
jestersb: Elesh never gonna be cast when it matters imo
flouncy_magooo: Can you grab digital vampire tokens?
korvys: Jimmy T
Erudite_Cynic: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
RayFK: I don't ever want to hear Papa Jimmy T again
ElektroTal: lol, no worries guys
TheWooglie: Have you started using Jimmy T yourself?
TheMerricat: Famous Youtuber Jimmy T?
anetfullofjello: Jimmy T sounds like a car salesman
hoktauri: Jimmy T is best friends with Whiskers
Papperslappen: Big Jimmy T *awkward gang signs*
Diabore: hard mull
RayFK: 6
Robot_Bones: Time to add the super sayain arrow
gnome_friend: !peachorbarf
viridimayai: Jimmy T from Warioware?
Traion: RayFK how about Jimmy T. Daddy Kappa
Ukon_vasara: nothing says boring quite as well as 4 plain in an opening hand
korvys: Famous Vimeo-er Jimmy T
SirElgar: vookie looks great
SirElgar: *cookie
Robot_Bones: I want cookies
Ckiva: yes please cookie please
Traion: Chat wants cookies!
Cinntoastmin: i want cookies BibleThump
gnome_friend: Give us cards
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Robot_Bones: Graham come back with cookies for me
Diabore: i did a draft on mtgo the other day and it took a solid few minutes to get back in the swing
Earthenone: !chair
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Erudite_Cynic: i miss deckmaster
Cinntoastmin: fair
offbeatwitch: same
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Chat! What is your favorite kind of cookie to have around Christmas time?
ACExtravaganza: I have coockies
Cepsys: send them to our PO Box
adi_pie: If I fly over there, can I have cookies?
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Martizz1e: mmmmm subs, thanks for the great magical content, I'll take a cookie too
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Ukon_vasara: local cookie dealer
SenseAmidstMadness: MTGO always sucked
hoktauri: I got a red velvet bundt cake, suck it
NotJustAFleshWound: slam thalia
deyja429: I will take the sea plane and ferry to come get cookies.
madmanoreo: But I want YOUR cookies. T.T
gnome_friend: WeiseDrachenJaeger sugar cookies
chickenace11: or use insomnia cookies
billygnosis: thalia
ampharos15: my local cookie dealer?
TehAmelie: all the stores here are closed as of right now actually :x
electroswagnetism: thalia
ElektroTal: i think this is my 26? month? something like that.
ShadeofHades: Thalia first
MarsIsDead: Lead with Thalia
kitsunestudios: Support your local Cookieary
ampharos15: ben was stabbed
Ravynn: @adi_pie Heard and witnessed
onarampage: ooo, I have pecan pie bars in the fridge...
gnome_friend: !quote ben
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korvys: Did Ben get murdered?
TallBlondePillager: What cube this?
gnome_friend: Ben met God?
WeiseDrachenJaeger: @gnome_friend The crispy, thin kind?
gnome_friend: WeiseDrachenJaeger yeah
TheMerricat: THat or he was yelling "Orthalia!"
rendelnep: F
yalc321: Tell Ben he's awesome
Ckiva: poor Ben
Ckiva: f
jamesinor: @TallBlondePillager Modern Cube
deyja429: Ben Ulmer: Most likely to be calle dout as the double agent.
williamjr3413: f
ampharos15: nooo
Lirelent: f
WeiseDrachenJaeger: gnome_friend An excellent choice.
jamesinor: benginRip benginRip benginRip benginRip
TallBlondePillager: @jamesinor Ooh, thankee
RoastedGravy: Booo
hippitybobbity: rude
ampharos15: they fun policed our fun police
electroswagnetism: I mean ben recently summoned cthulhu and died in two zombie apocalypses. Dying seems like a reasonable response
badlybrokentoy: Ghost Ben!
frage069: Hi Ben
GodImSoSorry: Ben "The Hulk" Ulmer
gnome_friend: Oh lawd they comin
MilkInBag: Adam's son PogChamp
TheGeekyQuilter: We love ben
TheGeekyQuilter: Awww look at that QT
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Ben
TehAmelie: did the cookies get him? we must eat all the cookies to avenge G
SenseAmidstMadness: It's Ben!
ampharos15: mono answers over there
jamesinor: benginRip
Fr0Dough: I hate when the opponent has all the answers
anetfullofjello: history's history
onarampage: More like Wrecked Sage
MarsIsDead: You got Wrecked Sage...
Roscoe_DarkHorse: its ok you can sun titan it back!
jamesinor: That gets back history
Ubiki: now bring back history lol
jadeworrior: no that was apart of our heritage
ampharos15: yessss get back history over and over
genomancr: Yes
adi_pie: cheer100 If I leave now, I'll probably be there in time for LRL. Get them cookies ready.
Red_Jar: my god sun titan + history is disgusting
billygnosis: pair it, he will trade
gnome_friend: lrrGREED
korvys: Just paladin, pair with knight, attack
Ukon_vasara: knight maybe tradese?
iXtermanator: You can repair
Ckiva: pair and attack?
1losttheGame: it gives doublestrike James
coolbond: !next
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1y1e: chat knows truth
korvys: If they kill the knight, you get the soulbond back
anetfullofjello: you play silverblade and hope they don't kill your things so you can flip legion's landing and deffo play sun titan next turn
jamesinor: @Red_Jar Last night I had a deck like this with like, 4 3cmc enchantment removal, it was nuts with titan
justwhatever_idk: pull a gun on em
Dunedain_Warden: Go forth stained glass knight!
billygnosis: if they don't, that is also fine
Robot_Bones: maybe trade for scooze or hit them for 4 SeemsGood
Ckiva: they don't have attacks now right?
Dunedain_Warden: Double strike vigilance seems good.
ShadeofHades: He's gonna eat the History
Robot_Bones: now they eat history boo
Dunedain_Warden: Om nom.
Robot_Bones: lrrAWW
offbeatwitch: thanks for your back-room gaming, Ben! lrrBEEJ
billygnosis: another reason that you wanted to pair last turn, encourage the trade
Ubiki: rip the dream
Haganedragon: all 3
denitar: attacking with all 3
TheOtherTrevor: all 3 to flip landing
deyja429: All attack! For the Legion!
denitar: flips the landing
Robot_Bones: or all three flip
jamesinor: Attack with three, get the landing flipped
denitar: nooooo
karlmartin001: Attack all three yeah, flip landing
justaccepttheusername: !card silverblade
LRRbot: Silverblade Paladin [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Soulbond / As long as Silverblade Paladin is paired with another creature, both creatures have double strike.
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and James
justaccepttheusername: !card sun titan
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dunedain_Warden: Rip Adonto. :(
Foxmar320: cheer65
gnome_friend: Never pay costs
gnome_friend: Just do crimes
deyja429: Which member? Dismember!
Robot_Bones: paying costs is the worst
korvys: No, they're 2 days early for Dismember
Decaped: That's real good, dismember on your 3 drop
Kalpho: now you get back silverblade and bond
adi_pie: First cookies, and now pears?
NotJustAFleshWound: wow
ShomEthan: rippppp
miccu_resea: however, attack with titan, bring back...oh, never mind.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Earthenone: dismember starts as soon as thanksgiving is over
fiftymcnasty: Atleast you have land
Red_Jar: I mean you brought that last one on yourself ;)
ampharos15: jinx
Ubiki: opponent on the mono removal plan
rendelnep: Sooooo wraths?
gnome_friend: good job Graham
Irsaan: cheer100 never messed with bits before, forgot I had these. I normally watch y'all on youtube, so I'm glad to be here live!
Dunedain_Warden: Rip sun friend....
onarampage: That "was" your Sun Titan.
TheWooglie: Wrath would be good
gnome_friend: Welcome Irsaan!
adi_pie: "Don't talk to me or my Sun Titan ever again" I believe they are working on that technology.
EvilBadman: So mana tithe for the scooze, yeah? kappa
Diabore: kill scooze
Irsaan: Hi everyone :D
ampharos15: how big is ooze
jamesinor: No one suspects Avacyn
ShadeofHades: double block for that 1 life
Dunedain_Warden: Mommy Avacyn is pissed.
Ukon_vasara: and we tie the game PogChamp
jamesinor: If vamp dies, wipes all but skite
darkcore12233: Hey
yalc321: pride100 I love watching my favorite white wheenies. Oh yeah, I guess magic is cool too
jamesinor: You can force avacyn to wipe
Red_Jar: and now you can flip her at will :D
Earthenone: also can make her flip on demand
fiftymcnasty: and it lets you flip on will
Kalpho: flip on demand
NathanJay_GA: !card Legion's Landing
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
Hvarn : avacyn is kinda a good card
Ckiva: good old avacyn
NotJustAFleshWound: avacyn is so good
denitar: probably wanna wait to try and attack w/ 3 creatures though
jamesinor: Avacyn only transforms on upkeep
Dunedain_Warden: Mommy Avacyn is stronk.
doctahjeph: did i miss arena?
Dunedain_Warden: Thrun is a big boy.
deyja429: Attack with all to transform
rendelnep: @doctahjeph yep
fiftymcnasty: think so
denitar: I think it's worth it
jamesinor: Team swing, flip and wipe if they block with grun?
solahwin_tampramain: attack all, yeah
NotJustAFleshWound: swing with the team
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Eat all foods before bouncing nose.
ampharos15: two turn clock
gnome_friend: I wish I had an Adanto to make friends lrrBEEJ
NotJustAFleshWound: oh wow
NotJustAFleshWound: right, keep thinking its end step
LetsConsider: @gnome_friend but they would be vampires. Conquistador vampires
Mangledpixel: lrrWOW
jamesinor: Now we get a lot of vamps
1losttheGame: red? in my mono white? DansGame
gnome_friend: Good point LetsConsider thank you for helping me consider the following
Ckiva: one time no whammy
1y1e: I kind of forgot they were stuck on 3 land. They put up a deece fight
1losttheGame: implied Kappa too
fiftymcnasty: well they havent snapped anything off
deyja429: Is the You Forgot o Tweet Ghost exist still?
yalc321: Red Avacyn doesn't fit a mono white color identity, I'm sorry, you cheated at EDH
Ckiva: no whammy! lrrGOAT
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: You can't break it any more once it's already broken.
ampharos15: nope decks perfect
Dunedain_Warden: Well, we learned that Avacyn is a good card.
EvilBadman: Mana tithe these dudes. Kappa
hd_dabnado: surprise mana tithe is fun
squigel: day can kill thrun if there tapped out
Ckiva: cut settle?
shiftless: Q-field for Thrun?
Erudite_Cynic: mana tithe
jamesinor: Avacyn is like the spanish inquisition
Erudite_Cynic: bm
Laserbeaks_Fury: exile for thrun
jamesinor: Nobody expects Avacyn
karlmartin001: Settle seems bad in the match up? You are 100% the aggro
strgrv: you cant have flip avacyn in your mono white deck, who are you? Serge?
Ukon_vasara: we settle thrun
electroswagnetism: Settle kills thrun
ShadeofHades: Settle may be the only thing to deal with Thrun
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
j0xer: thrun is stains anyway, on one boards anything for that
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DarklordStratos: Just got here, we are playing Mono-White Fair Stuff in cube?
karlmartin001: Settle thrun is way too cute, We should win by going through thrun.
jamesinor: @DarklordStratos Only somewhat fair
Ckiva: mono white value?
karlmartin001: If they are attacking with thrun we have most likely lost the board and lost the game.
gnome_friend: I can't find tomorrow
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WeiseDrachenJaeger: !card Tomorrow, Azami's Familiar
LRRbot: Tomorrow, Azami's Familiar [5U] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/5] | If you would draw a card, look at the top three cards of your library instead. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Traion: No Kathleen, why do you tease me with the Panalysts only to take them away again. You are a cruel mistress!
jamesinor: I hate looking for tomorrow, it's always one step ahead
hd_dabnado: ramp and ramp and ramp and ramp
Decaped: yup, ramp, need removal or lose.
ampharos15: save flicker to use elspeth twice
Ukon_vasara: not how that works
TheWooglie: ampharos15 or cloudghoat
ampharos15: true
Red_Jar: flickering cloudgoat does the same thing
Dunedain_Warden: Biiigggg Goat.
Red_Jar: unless you need to - elspeth
gnome_friend: How can you hold all these options
rendelnep: ramp ramp ramp WRATH
hd_dabnado: ranger id say
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Traion: Cloudgoat is better unless you minus Elspeth
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Doesn't Flickerwisp return on end step?
Decaped: ramp deck means you're probably minusing elspeth
Ukon_vasara: thou i guess flickerwisp lets us minus for no? cost
ampharos15: ah right forgot that
Ckiva: just decide when you get there imo
Earthenone: ben?
Lirelent: is it ben?
strgrv: is the friend Adam?
jamesinor: Is it Ben?
Earthenone: is it ben?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ms. Puff I think I am cheating
Mangledpixel: that friend is, of course, Beej
chickenace11: is Beej telling you how to play?
TwitchTVsFrank: adam?
frozenphoenix7: Ah, so that's why Graham left
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
hoktauri: Jeej is hiding in the moonbase isn't he
yalc321: That plains can no longer deal damage
Lord_Hosk: Oddly that friend is beej
El_Funko: No it's me, I'm James' best friend and best Magic friend
MrTulip: or you play it to fill out the curve and let the later cards speak for themselves
rendelnep: Is it marshall? or is that just kathleen?
TehAmelie: well, Beej is the world's only level 6 judge
gnome_friend: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #5133: "'How do you kill that which is already dead?' 'Lethally.'" —Adam and Beej [2018-07-02]
Lirelent: does australia even have MTG @El_Funko ?
j0xer: i think there might a high chance of seeing some krakens this game
BloodnBullets: i see @El_Funko , so thats why he keeps making bad plays...
bigbradley1974: wow lrr great timing for me to be online to watch you all on stream
HatsWearCats: W o w
Shparky2197: Ouch
Earthenone: i supose austrailans would be good at reading all the upside down cards lrrBEEJ
El_Funko: We have crime and spiders, which is the real Magic: The Gathering
MilkInBag: australia does have mtg but no electricity to play at night
rendelnep: No,, they have to fly to New Zealand to buy packs Kappa
Red_Jar: we can always flicker kiora to reset her loyalty if it comes to that
HatsWearCats: @El_Funko And a giant cow
migelino164: @El_Funko Don't forget a constantly changing parliament!
offbeatwitch: @El_Funko meh, nothing special, I live in the UK and we have both crime AND spiders!
Phailhammer: Dominaria is actually closely based on Australia. Kappa
AlonsoSwift: @El_Funko Crime // Spiders is a weird split card Kappa
gnome_friend does a spider crime
Ckiva: what's kiora's ultimate?
gnome_friend: Ckiva make a bunch of octopuses
Ckiva: you can flicker that, right?
Earthenone: same as liz;s releases the kracken
chickenace11: get a 9/9 at the end step
rendelnep: seafoood SURPRISE
adi_pie: Ah, I see we're in for a kraken good time.
Diabore: well poop
Dunedain_Warden: Oh dear.
hd_dabnado: elspeth -3 :D
SrMuskrat: I was thinking why didn't we flash in Flickerwisp and then I realized it doesn;t have flash and aetehr vial is a busted card
1y1e: elsbeth is the anser
billygnosis: elspeth is great
Mangledpixel: they have Spiders-Man (which for reference is the intelligent colony of spiders from Earth-11580 that think they are Peter Parker)
Diabore: definitely not
chickenace11: Try get that ultimate on turn 4
korvys: Elspeth makes A LOT of blockers
bigbradley1974: hmmmmmm
billygnosis: shisp also nice
TheMerricat: removal in a blue deck?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Her minus 2 is Viviens +1?
TragicMtG: Removal in sultai? naah
gsyhiap: the surprise is: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4
chickenace11: It's the duel deck
karlmartin001: Play Elspeth! Start ticking her up and use your mana better
migelino164: elspeth + Elesh Norn means you have enough blockers to constantly kill the krakens
ShadeofHades: Whenever we can't make blockers fast enough, we can minus Elspeth
Razortalons: no MTG player in history has ever had an answer, you're good
deyja429: Eleshnorn + elspeth=GG
billygnosis: elspeth +
migelino164: Plus you keep one of the soldiers each combat
Dunedain_Warden: Elspeth seems good to block Krakens.
Diabore: they know about elspeth
accountmadeforants: They saw your hand, right?
Lord_Hosk: They have MTG in Australia, its just slightly different, you see EVERY creature has deathtouch
deyja429: Flash in Avacyn?
MrTulip: or, flicker the kraken
jamesinor: Elspeth "No, we're not getting in the sea" Tirel
Traion: Elspeth seems the best play
gnome_friend: !findquote australia
LRRbot: Quote #1146: "I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia." —Matt [2015-11-20]
j0xer: its not like the kraken have trample
gnome_friend: lrrFRUMP
viridimayai: I think it's +1 here
HesGotNoPants: hi guys
HatsWearCats: the GOAT
gnome_friend: sergeHi HesGotNoPants
Dunedain_Warden: Gettum big GOAT!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: whelming wave, dobs
Robot_Bones: Don't listen to james, Never get pants
gnome_friend dobs
Diabore: take it?
Earthenone: !findquote pants
LRRbot: Quote #908: "I pants'd him, I win." —Heather [2015-10-20]
offbeatwitch: status: He's Got No Pants
Red_Jar: I might just block all 3
2rrr_mirror_breaker: elspeth going to 2 is fine,we don't need to minus
raithencore235: Wow, flip Avacyn AND Elesh Norn... what type of cube is this!?
billygnosis: yep
billygnosis: block all three
Diabore: modern cube
HatsWearCats: Theyre dead on the crack if no blocks right?
Khalahd: Don't trade with elesh norn out
Ckiva: block all seems good
2rrr_mirror_breaker: we want to preserve soldiers i'd put her to 1
hd_dabnado: elves die to elish norn
HatsWearCats: Hissing cant animate
Keondo: BLOCK THEM ALL! NONE SHALL TOUCH THE ELSPETH!
accountmadeforants: Yeah, no point in Elspeth's minus once Elesh is out
Red_Jar: good point about elesh
Ckiva: they have like 50 mana
Red_Jar: yeah
r10pez10: tuned in to "kill elspeth" please no not again
2rrr_mirror_breaker: keep 2 soldiers
2rrr_mirror_breaker: only block the kraken
j0xer: i would play around elesh norn dying instantly
r10pez10: also hello fellow runners good morning
j0xer: op has drawn a lot of extra cards
gnome_friend: sergeHi r10pez10 how are you?
HatsWearCats: With Elesh on the battlefield
jamesinor: Graham, as flavour judge, isn't this completely out of flavour for Elspeth? She likes protecting her people
TheOtherTrevor: quagmire under elesh norn is a 0/0
Dunedain_Warden: Das a lotta mana.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: with elsesh norn in play activating quagmire is just stone rain yourse;f
r10pez10: i am good thanks gnome just wolfing breakfast at work
korvys: Genesis something?
Ckiva: spoils?
chickenace11: wasn't there an ulamog?
TheMerricat: muscial lands?
LetsConsider: Tap tap concede
Dunedain_Warden: Nissa.
LetsConsider: ?
Dunedain_Warden: Hm.
hd_dabnado: storm?
Dunedain_Warden: Well then.
r10pez10: buh
migelino164: big ooooooof
jamesinor: Doesn't elesh norn die immediately?
Khalahd: Sounds like they're taking a lot with Norn
Dunedain_Warden: Noes! Not big Goat!
2rrr_mirror_breaker: we can kill both of the walkers, we have elesh norn
jamesinor: cause the kraken'll be a 7/7
Ckiva: elesh and slam?
Dunedain_Warden: Elesh V will save us.
TheR676767: @jamesinor wrong kiora emblem
migelino164: OOOOH BOY
2rrr_mirror_breaker: norn now is better
Fableist: double flicker super tokens?
Diabore: i like elesh first
viridimayai: is that 7 mana flickerwisp and restoration angel? Gross
Red_Jar: you could elspeth minus, then elesh till kill both walkers?
jamesinor: @TheR676767 Right you are
Red_Jar: now cloudgoat dies yeah
Decaped: minus was before elesh
TheR676767: @jamesinor that'd be backbreaking rn
ShadeofHades: You can flicker Elesh Norn, then minus Elspeth if you need
jamesinor: @TheR676767 Right?
hd_dabnado: you could resto a creature then elspeth
Red_Jar: nice one shade
gnome_friend: Duel Decks: Elspeth vs Kiora
HatsWearCats: P o w e r
Ckiva: elesh plus elspeth is just bonkers
ampharos15: shes sooo good
MrTulip: also now the krakens can't really attack
TheR676767: making 3 dudes on a PLUS is nuts
Aegis_of_Faith: orrr you can Wisp/Resto-Wisp two krakens away?
CheerfulPessimist: man joining midsteam makes it an interesting challenge to work out what's happening
2rrr_mirror_breaker: i think thats some fancy play syndrome, its much better to just flash in avacyn to make them not kill our tokens and deal a huge amount of damage
Fableist: if they attack do you just block with everything, you wont lose much except elish
Batyn: Flash Avacyn to protect everything
hd_dabnado: oh god two emblems?
karlmartin001: Play avacyn, -4 and crack in
viridimayai: Minus to kill the krakens, honor Flunge?
Batyn: Avacyn instead
2rrr_mirror_breaker: just attack with all,flash in avacyn after blocks
geometaphysicist: i like playing avacyn here
billygnosis: play honor the pure and flash in avacyn on blocks
Diabore: honor, avacyn, minus, kill?
Earthenone: can acacyn protect you from own elish?
TheR676767: honor makes things 4/4s
Jondare: just keep plussing and attacking, use flicker/angel on your goat for even more tokens
billygnosis: attack all
hd_dabnado: is resto end of turn?
electroswagnetism: Honour of the pure, flash in avacyn to protec your boys that they block
raithencore235: !card flickerw
LRRbot: Flickerwisp [1WW] | Creature — Elemental [3/1] | Flying / When Flickerwisp enters the battlefield, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
JayEssSee: This deck is sweet.
Ckiva: slam with your dudes, see what they do?
Jondare: you don't need to get fancy
onarampage: attack first
Tasuki201: honor + -4 and on the stack make them idistrucable with ind
ampharos15: lol true
Fableist: avacyn minus honor swing for leathal?
Ckiva: they did nothing last turn?
TheR676767: 5 unblocked creatures is a win with honor right?
frozenphoenix7: Honor of the Pure, Avacyn, Minus elspeth, swing all
Konda020946: not herself
13alth: honour first
The_Phailhaus: Avacyn, your guys get indestructble, honour and minus elspeth
13alth: More targets that don't get destroyed
13alth: Style points
Ckiva: this seems fine yeah
Keondo: watch out for that bounce spell Kappa
Konda020946: really ok?
Dunedain_Warden: Minus Elspeth Kreygasm
Diabore: now theyre super dead
Red_Jar: this is gross
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
Ckiva: oh with elspeth oh my lanta
r10pez10: this is kind of amazing
Ckiva: that was nutty
Dunedain_Warden: Fair and powerful magic! PogChamp
Laserbeaks_Fury: You managed to build an unfair cube deck!
squigel: rip 0-3 dream
Aegis_of_Faith: Well, one-third of the way to the 3-0 6-0
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOT
pringlesman1461: !deck
raithencore235: wow... this deck is white on steroids
ampharos15: this game we learned that elspeth is amazing
ThorSokar: this deck is brutal
2rrr_mirror_breaker: that game was a lesson in why kiora never say play in any format
migelino164: What high octane gas ahve you drafted?!
ogundiety: Not usual that you see someone get a token for contious 9/9s and have it -just not matter-
TheR676767: Monowhite chokeslam?
gnome_friend: 2rr_mirror_breaker well Cam played her in standard
Dunedain_Warden: Mono white mythics les go!
geometaphysicist: B I G W H I T E
Ckiva: yeah u rite ogundiety
baronsamedi23: slytqHi everyone
Erudite_Cynic: good luck fellas, I have to go to the grocery store
Diabore: @Laserbeaks_Fury its very fair, the problem was the opp was on less good fair stuff
Hvarn : side note grahams sweater is dope
gnome_friend: sergeHi Baronsamedi23 Yo baron, I can dig it!
MilkInBag: so huh, they're making a Blade Runner anime
gnome_friend: Bye erudite_Cynic
BloodnBullets: that is why trample is so damn good
Dunedain_Warden: Papa G always has dope sweaters!
TheR676767: 2/2 lifelinker is not baaad
Jondare: Big E is just not a REMOTELY fair planeswalker. I've seen her almost singlehandedly take over commander games
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baronsamedi23: @gnome_friend katesNice katesNice
ogundiety: Good lord, what is the first?
korvys: Second?
Hvarn : it is a nice cardigan
r10pez10: Cardigan II
Cepsys: Mr. Stark's Neighborhood
korvys: Ok yeah, toggles would do it
ogundiety: It feels like that one comes with a pipe and glasses for a stern lecture or something.
hd_dabnado: cardi hardigan
Dunedain_Warden: Well we're not going 0 - 3 . Mission accomplished!
pringlesman1461: I like that you have your clothing ranked by dadness.
Ckiva: bring back the grey sweater imo
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Ukon_vasara: im not sure i want a jacket that toggles
KatNBows: what is this a cube of
Keondo: I tried this in Arena a few days ago... Had Ajani, Adversary of Tyrants on the board on 7 counters... I play divine visitation and then I ult the Ajani... Now that was brutal!! LUL
TheR676767: hope for brimaz I guess
raithencore235: @CommiePuddin Puddin is the name of my cat
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r10pez10: mardu?
Diabore: lands?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: pitch settle
Aegis_of_Faith: this looks control
gnome_friend: Land and settle
Aegis_of_Faith: pitch settle?
TheR676767: pitch settle
CommiePuddin: @raithencore235 A magnamious choice. i like it
MilkInBag: keep land angel
Dunedain_Warden: Resto mama must live.
r10pez10: that's sort of a creature
Dunedain_Warden: Momma Elspeth makes creatures! Yay!
Ukon_vasara: mardu is just all of the removal ever i guess
TheR676767: riding the elspeth train
PhoenixMelior: oh wow, what is this ancient relic of the past
Lightningbro: Evening all, Have I missed anything cool?
Countjondi: Virtuous elspeth sounds like a good time
PhoenixMelior: the cards are so hard to read and not in fact animated
MrTulip: who plays rakdos's return for less than all of your cards anyway?
Dunedain_Warden: :(
Ckiva: if they remove resto and elspeth sticks its worth tho
r10pez10: you missed elesh and elspeth high fiving
based_oatmeal: is this on steam?
TheR676767: with the called shot
hd_dabnado: bwaaaaaa
Lightningbro: Other than simply James and Graham existing?
raithencore235: Graham posses the sight!
Dunedain_Warden: Mono white anthems!
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gnome_friend: Their deck is 12x removals
AGiantRoach: downfall now is very good for you though
HatsWearCats: Mardon't
raithencore235: They will have 12X removal
Ukon_vasara: they heros downfalled our not planeswalker
Dunedain_Warden: Mardu control! PogChamp
TheR676767: Remvoal pile dot deck
r10pez10: mardu stuck-on-lands
ForOhForError: well they just used their walker removal
genomancr: They're gonna miss that Downfall when Elspeth shows up
AGiantRoach: no downfall on elspeth is great
baronsamedi23: that sounds like powerful magic
1y1e: when all they can do is 1:!, you're in a good spot
solahwin_tampramain: using the downfall PogChamp
AGiantRoach: jeeeez
Red_Jar: wait ob can ultimate the turn after he's played?
Dunedain_Warden: Really?
Diabore: so much removal
r10pez10: remember the weird times before emblems
geometaphysicist: lrrEFF
Ckiva: gaddammit
Red_Jar: that's very interesting
TheWooglie: that ult would suck in multiplayer
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TheR676767: @Red_Jar he starts at 5, so no
gnome_friend: Unfortunately Ob Nixilis isn't a demon when he's a planeswalker
Laserbeaks_Fury: damn Ob Nixilis isn't a demon as a planeswalker
Dunedain_Warden: So six to Ob get an Adonto?
HatsWearCats: Ob Nix is a demon for pro demon
Ckiva: welcome to Japan
Dunedain_Warden: Or not.
Officinalis: Baneslayer clearly needs pro-Nixilis
ShadeofHades: So, Does Baneslayer have protection from Ob Nix, coz he's a demon and all?
Valhallan597: Magic Arena looks better everyday
geometaphysicist: so does baneslayer have protection from ob nixilis' -3 since he's a demo? Kappa
1losttheGame: flavor fail~
MrTulip: Baneslayer, in the melody of moonraker.
Diabore: that costs them ob
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He shouldn't be able to. He's clearly a demon.
Red_Jar: @TheR676767 ahhh, I read that as -6
TheWooglie: oh yeah it's not a demon
onarampage: Flavor Judge!!
MrTulip: melody? cadance? idk
TwitchTVsFrank: flavour fail!
A111111RRR: file for comp
ForOhForError: Look it says right there he's a Nixilas
MilkInBag: R I O T
Batyn: @MrTulip I'm thinking to Dream Waver
TheWooglie: flavour fail
Ckiva: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
Ukon_vasara: this trinket text is meaningless BabyRage
migelino164: claim comp, modo not working the way he should
geometaphysicist: We've encountered a bug
TheR676767: @Red_Jar that would be frighteningly strong if possible
ForOhForError: heck
pringlesman1461: It's 1-800-JUD-GE!!
Dunedain_Warden: 5 mana destroy target Ob Nixilis... :(
Diabore: mardu removal walker, our only weakness!
r10pez10: MVP amonkhet art all star liliana on a chair
accountmadeforants: This is payback for Halo Hunter
Dunedain_Warden: Smol Chad!
2rrr_mirror_breaker: no
TheR676767: Alpha smol chad
Red_Jar: i'd hold
1losttheGame: wait to flip
jamesinor: James No
Arimus221: hold for chad
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Earthenone: wait for the off chance to flip
Ckiva: you want to flip so no?
Jondare: hold, hope to flip chad and firt nest turn
Dunedain_Warden: Wait for Chad yeah.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think you try to transform next turn.
baronsamedi23: hold for chad and land
CheerfulPessimist: chad will save us
korvys: !card Kytheon
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Arimus221: indestructible much?
raithencore235: !uptime
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Red_Jar: you can make him indestructible
TheR676767: both will flip if you holf
korvys: !card Kytheon, Hero
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2rrr_mirror_breaker: james kytheon can become indestructible
Traion: (800) 324-6496 to call MTG support, they are still open :P
solahwin_tampramain: you can give it indestructable
Dunedain_Warden: Oh.
gnome_friend: Opponent will never stop
Wolveroo: just watch out for -1/-1 counter
HatsWearCats: I have 13 removals
Pleijpje: Try that with "DCI's Customers support worst nightmare"! :p
geometaphysicist: Holy moly
riverdudecolin: what format is this?
Jondare: Opps deck is just the worst
1losttheGame: this opponent is annoying
frage069: All the answers
Dunedain_Warden: Literally the card they needed.
Ubiki: so much removal
hd_dabnado: mono removal is fun i guess
Ckiva: welp just draw sun titan
justaccepttheusername: OP has 24x removals
offbeatwitch: niiice
miccu_resea: Jeebus, all the removal
hoktauri: yeahno.dek
accountmadeforants: Holy hell, I love opponent's deck
r10pez10: legacy cube or something
Jondare: 20 removals and 3 PW's.dec
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
MarsIsDead: Why can't I hold all these answers?
Dunedain_Warden: Yeah Sun Friend would be helpful.
pringlesman1461: You wouldn't think mono-single target removal would be doing so well against the deck that makes multiplle creatures with each card.
geometaphysicist: isn't this modern cube?
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Press UP for Laser.
gnome_friend: I hear a Ben
jamesinor: OP is literally playing Mardu removal
BogglesUrMind: Turns out 12x Removals actually can be good sometimes.
Officinalis: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Dunedain_Warden: B Rolls for days!
Diabore: this opponents deck is butts
Erudite_Cynic: dat sweet sweet B-roll
baronsamedi23: wow
genomancr: "A treasure trove of B rolls" is the subtitle for Bus 2019
TheWooglie: what's B roll?
billygnosis: he managed to only draw like 6 land?
Ubiki: removal and walkers
AGiantRoach: Goe tem
A111111RRR: PogChamp
1losttheGame: LUL
Red_Jar: Oh wow
jamesinor: @BogglesUrMind I learned that last night when I had like 12 o-ring effects, and sun titan
MilkInBag: PogChamp
Arimus221: PogChamp
geometaphysicist: lrrHORN
darkora: never didn't have it
raithencore235: WOW
migelino164: lrrSACK
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gnome_friend: lrrGOAT lrrWOW lrrHORN
Vn497: HEYYYY
viridimayai: GOTTEM
Kyawadoa: PogChamp
baronsamedi23: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
Arrenon: EZ
Dunedain_Warden: Never didn't have it!!!!!
Ckiva: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
accountmadeforants: Never didn't have it
yalc321: WAAAAAAAAAT
frage069: Lol
Diabore: kill lilli?
Ravynn: GOT IT
HatsWearCats: Incoming removal
BogglesUrMind: Never didn't have it
Ubiki: PogChamp
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
migelino164: WOOOOOW JAMES
PhoenixMelior: Congratulations!
Ckiva: include me in the screenshot please
Vn497: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
hd_dabnado: in before mana tithe
Keondo: THE BLOWOUT!!
solahwin_tampramain: katesNice katesNice katesNice katesNice
r10pez10: we must bring phyrexia's greatness to our opponent
Xenovita: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Zappeljakob: Always had never it, never not had it
1losttheGame: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
raithencore235: You're back in the game
baronsamedi23: congratulations
geometaphysicist: O O F
migelino164: big oof
Dunedain_Warden: No opponent,
HatsWearCats: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Decahawk: Never didn't have it
viridimayai: the big oofa doofa
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Forsaken401: lrrWOW
hd_dabnado: oof
Valhallan597: O O F
frage069: Top deck genius
Dunedain_Warden: You don't get to oof.
MrPolyK: lrrSACK
Vn497: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Ckiva: oof indeed, opponent. oof indeed
TheWooglie: oshiOof oshiOof oshiOof
Officinalis: Kitchen Finks is creature type: OOF
AGiantRoach: Let Ben know his waifu just saved us
hanrat: never didn't not have it
r10pez10: james u ok
Lightningbro: "Yee-hehehehehe-t"?
Guibbows: oof
1losttheGame: is this still game 1 of match?
hanrat: wrath incoming
Dunedain_Warden: Elesh V is literally the best card in magic.
baronsamedi23: congratulations
Elevation_4000_FT: how's the b-roll?
BogglesUrMind: Sick. Topdeck. Bro.
Erudite_Cynic: topdeck so much gas
viridimayai: James, what a good play. I never would have thought to top-deck Elesh Norn!
gnome_friend: congratulatiosn!
loulou2222: now elspeth and its gg
MilkInBag: inb4 zealous conscript
Featherweight_: lrrSACK lrrHAM lrrJUDGE
Kyawadoa: Did... did James just have an out of body experience?
Red_Jar: Boros signet is actually the only card they've shown us outside of lands that doesn't have some sort of removal baked in somewhere
ThorSokar: The PERFECT draw at the perfect time
HatsWearCats: Elesh Norn, Grand YEETabite
Diabore: hopefully you get to flip landing next
deyja429: Attack all!
Jondare: attack with all to flip
migelino164: crack in, flip, make 2 dudes
Vn497: Yeah
jamesinor: Attack all three, we need landing online
1losttheGame: we want the legion to flip yah
MilkInBag: 100%
frage069: Yes
baronsamedi23: flung flip spawn
2rrr_mirror_breaker: two at sorin elesh at them
Dunedain_Warden: You need the flip yeah.
Red_Jar: yeah easily
Cepsys: agreed
viridimayai: Absolutely
r10pez10: inb4 settle
AGiantRoach: oh yeah she has vigilance anyway
ThorSokar: 100%
Elevation_4000_FT: but what about the b-roll?
TwitchTVsFrank: flunge
Diabore: elesh face, soldiers sorin
Earthenone: !card settle the
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rendelnep: Sooooo heavy pitched battle so far?
Dr_fragenstien: Yeah, the landing will win you the game
gnome_friend: I attack: Normal Person
LetsConsider: We flip legion, we get long term advantage
PhoenixMelior: and now you have soldiers to block with!
seantheman2: hey James
Dunedain_Warden: Adanto is here! Yay!
korvys: Landing flipping is both win more and lose less, so yes.
seantheman2: how's magic online
gnome_friend: Time to make some friends
A111111RRR: 4 mana 4/4s for days
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Create a 4/4 token with Lifelink? Yes, I would like that online.
1losttheGame: damn, i just went to try and hover over the landing
r10pez10: hold that line james
jamesinor: Landing is just a very good card in general
Kyawadoa: The value Kreygasm
Dunedain_Warden: Well then.
MrTulip: this is fine
geometaphysicist: nice Languish LUL
rendelnep: !uptime
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baronsamedi23: welp
seantheman2: @A111111RRR would that be sort of an equivalent of bear force one but higher?
PhoenixMelior: that's okay, you can make more
Ubiki: not a big deal with adanto
hanrat: *shrug*?
seantheman2: Hey Graham!!!!
viridimayai: no big deal make a 4/4
Dunedain_Warden: Elesh V saved us.
U_Dude: Glad they didn't have that before we flipped
Ckiva: Sixpence Norn the Richer
Dunedain_Warden: K is here!
r10pez10: we're not actually live rn
PhoenixMelior: lrrAWW
offbeatwitch: sic Paul on it!
Diabore: there it is
Keondo: Off
Dunedain_Warden: G + K = <3
seantheman2: @LoadingReadyRun I was just watching your old Commadore Hustle videos today and I like the episode called "no laughing matter"
Arrenon: boo
hanrat: awww, now it's just 2/2s
Ckiva: Boo!
migelino164: this is still fine
KatNBows: what cube is this?
kitsunestudios: I w0ould assume wired works otherwise we wouldn't see you
BogglesUrMind: That still only counts as one!
jamesinor: And that's why landing
migelino164: we have three 2/2's each turn
hd_dabnado: still got the landing
geometaphysicist: lrrWOW
1losttheGame: wait a second! we have that! they cant have that Kappa
TheWooglie: HGave you tried turning it off and on again?
RavingPenguin: cheer100 Got enough lands there?
Cepsys: Modern cube i think
deyja429: Yeah, but we still make 2/2s every turn....
Dunedain_Warden: Curse you Mardu Control!
MrTulip: starting to be less fine
2rrr_mirror_breaker: i mean as it stands we are way ahead here
jamesinor: benginFlood benginFlood benginFlood benginFlood benginFlood
DMGlol: deck just giving you all the lands
r10pez10: deck that's not what legion's LANDing means
Traion: We win in 12 turns, there is that :P
shiftless: Eventually there will be no more lands to draw...
Diabore: double
frage069: What are we topdecking now?
solahwin_tampramain: the vampire has first strike
Batyn: Double vlock
Batyn: block*
jamesinor: Really lucky op doesn't have field of ruin
Dr_fragenstien: You can attack with 2 vampires a turn and break even
U_Dude: We have to draw something other than land eventually right?
ShadeofHades: We also only need to live for 11-12 more turns. Since they milled with Lili
gnome_friend: deck pls
1losttheGame: 11/17
Dunedain_Warden: Oh.
Red_Jar: @frage069 Lands, obviously Kappa
vollemelk: make a token
hd_dabnado: first strike?
Decaped: we hav many outs
gnome_friend: Opponent "12x removals" opponentsm'n
Ckiva: hmmm
2rrr_mirror_breaker: i mean we still win this race
deyja429: They still are losing on board...
Izandai: Hey. Opponent. Could you stop ripping like a boss please?
frage069: Still have that double block...
billygnosis: its not really that bad
zeraxilim: their deck is ridiculous
raithencore235: They lost 3 life, that's a plus
hanrat: how many norns in the deck?
pringlesman1461: Eh, I rather just take the damage, you aren't worry about racing a 3/1 when you make lifelink creatures.
Kyawadoa: Slow and steady
jamesinor: Like 1/3 chance of not pulling a land
Jondare: STOP HAVING SO MUCH REMOVAL
onarampage: sun titan pls
geometaphysicist: it didn't slow our clock that much. I guess this is fine?
Ubiki: lifelink is the relevent text here
Wolveroo: sucks when you are only getting lands off the top but the other player gets everything needed
Lord_Hosk: "I have 12 removals"
AGiantRoach: Ob Nix is removal!
MilkInBag: valremo?
Red_Jar: ob is removal, and both soren and lili ults are removal too...
Mangledpixel: yeh, but is it 12 removals?
ShadeofHades: Removal, Discard and Walkers.
TheWooglie: skinrender as well
kitsunestudios: Big ol bag o murder there
accountmadeforants: Where is opponent even getting his lands from when he's clearly running 40x removal?
billygnosis: basically they never draw lands
Zappeljakob: well, sometime soon you should not be able to draw more lands
Jondare: yikes
CastleOtranto: Do they have 12x removals!?
MrTulip: i mean, if you draft all the removal, you have all the removal
Darleysam: siri, what's my name?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Removal.
Ravynn: Clock just changed
TallBlondePillager: *how* many removals were that?
Dr_fragenstien: We can outpace their vampire with our lifelink, they can’t keep attacking us
Traion: They are topdecking amazingly
Cepsys: more removal yay
jamesinor: Survive ten turns and they mill to death
Ubiki: now that is trouble
ForOhForError: also removal
gnome_friend: Darleysam Alexander Hamilton
Dunedain_Warden: Removal and Planeswalkers.deck
viridimayai: Is this planeswalker number 4?
Ckiva: that's somewhat of a problem
U_Dude: Big oofs
Diabore: they dont have trample
Diabore: so theres that
jamesinor: Ten turn clock at worse
Darleysam: @gnome_friend hah, an unexpected twist
DoktorNik: flicker his seal? it doesn't return does it?
Dunedain_Warden: Hm, Flicker Friend.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: we were definitely siupp\\
Diabore: exile chandra on upkeep?
Batyn: Nothing worth flickering.
Ckiva: you might need that to reset chandra?
ShadeofHades: @Diabore Doesn't have flash
hanrat: you might still get there
Red_Jar: you can double adanto, or just reset chandea
Jondare: Flickerwisp EOT to flicker chandra and then attack her?
baronsamedi23: 99 pieces of removal in the 99 pieces of removal you take one down and cast down 98 pieces of removal in the deck
ArcOfTheConclave: whisp, get in?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: that block was loose
Red_Jar: I'd probably play it though and just get a flying threat in
kumatsu: I think you just play it and try and get there in the air
Traion: Play it, it kills them in 3 turns
viridimayai: Get that clock
Rioxcon: sorin token?
aleete: use it to push damage
ArcOfTheConclave: wisp mage, get it
DMGlol: does reset chandra even do anything? her ult is just a -X right?
ForOhForError: can't double adanto, you'd need to attack with 3 again\
aleete: then it's a 2 turn clock
MrTulip: it's also a 3 turn clock while you chump with lifelinkers
hanrat: flying threat ftw
Ukon_vasara: i mean, thats literally what the modern cube is, planeswalkers and other 4-5 mana value haymakers, removal, and very few cards that are actually playable in modern
Dr_fragenstien: Chandra can also just -1
AGiantRoach: you can flicker adanto
Jondare: no reason not to cast it EOT though
jamesinor: Bounce the hexmage, punch in, two turn clock
Red_Jar: oh does it come back as the non-flipped version?
Keondo: is there a way to perma-exile the chandra with the flickerwhisp?
Red_Jar: my bad on that line then
raithencore235: I think the flying threat is good... but they also probably have removal to get rid of it
ShadeofHades: @Jondare No flash, we don't have an Aether vial
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @Jondare except the rules of the game
onarampage: too bad you can't bounce the emblem
Lord_Hosk: thats not a sorin token thats a emblem it cant go away
1losttheGame: flicker the creature so it has summoning sickness again?
Traion: Jondare there is one reason: doesn't have flash :P
hanrat: still, forces them to do that rather than make 3/1s
Ubiki: the reason not to cast EOT is because it doesnt have flash
Batyn: But you have token maker and they only have an x/1
Rioxcon: ah I see
Diabore: @AGiantRoach it scomes back as an enchantment thoug
pringlesman1461: And it kills there hexmage.
AGiantRoach: ohhhh right duh ignor me
Red_Jar: yeah bounce hexmage and get in there to put them at 6
Batyn: Play the threat
Jondare: oh doh, i'm so used to Flickerwisp in Vial decks -.-
1y1e: chat has lots of ideas that don't quite work - you do you
Dr_fragenstien: Playing the flickerwisp would just force the -1 from chandra
ShadeofHades: Play it out, force him to kill the Hexmage
deyja429: It hits their Hexmage too though?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: we are dead
frage069: Hmmm this is a puzzle
Traion: Play the threat, if they minus their mage dies too
Ckiva: i think you hold it for 1 turn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They have to deal with it, and their only way of doing so takes almost all the pressure off us.
ThorSokar: hold it I guess?
jamesinor: Could flicker hex and punch him to 1
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jamesinor: to 6*
raithencore235: flicker the opp creature, and get in with your creature
baronsamedi23: can we deck them?
AGiantRoach: @Jondare yeah I keep forgetting how not insanely busted wish is when its at regular speed
genomancr: Forcing them to kill their hexmage with their chandra seems fine
Diabore: bye g
Hingadora: katesWave
gnome_friend: Bye Grahamsm'n
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bye Graham!
Valhallan597: F
Dunedain_Warden: Bye G!
Ravynn: Bye G
Traion: Bye G
Ckiva: bye!
ForOhForError: bye g
Ubiki: bye
Dunedain_Warden: :(
r10pez10: surpbyes
Earthenone: suprise!
DMGlol: the quest to fix the internet
1losttheGame: bye g
offbeatwitch: away!
Kyawadoa: Bya G <3
onarampage: by Graham
Hvarn : bye bye
TheWooglie: Bye
2rrr_mirror_breaker: dont block
frage069: Hope everything is ok
Lord_Hosk: Draw a mountain and a fireball on your next drawstep and win. Easy
r10pez10: !chair
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baronsamedi23: we could deck them out
2rrr_mirror_breaker: why are we blocking>
2rrr_mirror_breaker: we can block later
williamjr3413: Bye G
Dunedain_Warden: Oh.
ForOhForError: woooooooooooow
AlonsoSwift: Oh Johnny Revenge!
Jondare: welp, we're dead
Keondo: oof
deyja429: Scoop time!
Red_Jar: and he can keep adanto tapped
jamesinor: Well then
hanrat: cool deck bro
Red_Jar: oof
Slurpee_E: lrrWOW
Papperslappen: help, a dinosaur!
AGiantRoach: jesus OP cmon man
RomanGoro: superfriends.dek
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Are we playing some kind of modern highlander format here?
1losttheGame: we need to not draw more land
migelino164: That raptor stole G's glasses! Somoene stop him!
ForOhForError: this deck is absurd
Keondo: damn mardu walkers
TallBlondePillager: Planeswalkers are fair and balanced cards Kappa
Traion: Nearly every card left in their deck is land at this point
baronsamedi23: this is some kinda bull
frage069: Yay more Paul
Earthenone: the rare paulmtg
Dunedain_Warden: That would have been good last turn.
Ukon_vasara: ooh paul on a magic strim PogChamp
Diabore: that one has flash
offbeatwitch: hi paul! is the wifi ok?
Hvarn : hi Paul
AGiantRoach: "jeez OP why does your mom let you have 2 planeswalkers and 12X removals?"
migelino164: Hi Paul! *waves excitedly*
viridimayai: wisp here, try to survive the turn, avacyn, kill on the backswing
r10pez10: hey it paul
j0xer: good thing we have good luck paul here now
aleete: you have 7 points of fliers
Diabore: wisp adanto now?
aleete: play flickers
Red_Jar: yeah
Reverse88: Hi James, hi Paul
aleete: kill them next turn
frage069: I don't think so...
U_Dude: flicker adanto for another 1/1, when they downtick chandra flash in avacyn
karlmartin001: Yes, to set up lethal
ForOhForError: playing both works well
r10pez10: yeah wisp the adanto?
Red_Jar: it's lethal with avacyn attack next turn
Jondare: play wisp to make them -1 chandra, then flash in avacyn
Traion: You can wisp Adanto
HatsWearCats: Wisp to bait the minus off Chandra, then Avacyn
NathanJay_GA: Save flicker for Avacyn?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: yes to kill them
Red_Jar: and you can protect it
Ckiva: chandra does damage?
darkora: might be worth saving it for avacyn?
korvys: It's a flier that cankill them ?
ArcOfTheConclave: get in for 2?
TheR676767: Adanto will come back as landing, so care
ecstasyofangels: play wisp to bait chandra minus, then flash in avacyn to save dudes?
Guibbows: yeah, you bait the -X, protect with avacyn and win on the crac back
dragonking29: Wisp makes a 1/1 by flickering adanto
Tasuki201: to bait removal
Dr_fragenstien: Yeah, you can protect it with avacyn when they -1
viridimayai: If you wisp adanto, you get another vampire
aleete: avacyn
ArcOfTheConclave: flicker mage
Diabore: avacyn saves
Traion: Avacyn blocks the -1
aleete: stops chandra
2rrr_mirror_breaker: if they minus one we flash in chandra
ShadeofHades: If they -1, we have Avacyn
BumPJohnSon: avacyn saves all
genomancr: If they minus one, you win
2rrr_mirror_breaker: I mean avacyn
Earthenone: when they - you avacyn
viridimayai: then you avacyn and they survive
karlmartin001: You can respond to -1 with avacyn
TheR676767: avacyn when they -1
Red_Jar: if they -1 you give your dudes indestructible
Guibbows: avacyn counters the -1
flyingdelorean79: Avacyn saves the world!
solahwin_tampramain: Respond to -1 with avacyn
Reverse88: Hey Paul, when are you going to be in a PPR or Draft stream?
Dr_fragenstien: You can flash avacyn in response to -1
Cepsys: hi Paul
migelino164: rip
ninja_theory_ashrams: read the card
AlonsoSwift: Honestly, that's probably wise
r10pez10: you're doing great
Diabore: youre doing great james!
BloodnBullets: your doing great James
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chickenace11: you are doing great JAmes
Dunedain_Warden: You're doing great James!
the_semicolon: You're doing great James!
TheWooglie: You're doing great
ShadeofHades: You're doing great, James lrrAWESOME
Dunedain_Warden: <3
frage069: Hey James, you are doing Great
Ukon_vasara: this is doable but sketchy, hooooold
baronsamedi23: YOUR DOING GREAT
Officinalis: Paul is great! Keep it up Paul.
strgrv: You're the best James I know, James
Lightningbro: Chat says, Paul says, "james is doing great"
migelino164: James great doing your!
TheR676767: James we <3 u
Shparky2197: Hey James, you are doing great!
Ckiva: avacyn and block?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Still block and save them with Avacyn.
luxifert: bango bingoe
accountmadeforants: James isn't doing great! He's doing amazing!
luxifert: get ringoe
Alness49: The elemental is the friends we made along the way
Shparky2197: Also Paul, you too are doing a good job
2rrr_mirror_breaker: they are dead PogChamp
pringlesman1461: Gain your 3 life.
Dunedain_Warden: Resolves! PogChamp
migelino164: one time no banefire
baronsamedi23: how many land are they running?
BumPJohnSon: kill the vampire\
Ckiva: profit?
thomturtle: OMG is Paul!
Dunedain_Warden: Blocks go through! PogChamp!
Ubiki: now they wrath Kappa
korvys: You have lethal
strgrv: gg on mtgo usually means "I lost"
NotJustAFleshWound: they're still dead
Ukon_vasara: they are dead
2rrr_mirror_breaker: we have lethal through the minus on ajani
Red_Jar: you have 10 on board
strgrv: it's not like arena
DMGlol: interesting
2rrr_mirror_breaker: we have 10 power
Diabore: indestructible james
cyplix8: You have indestructible
1y1e: you have 10 power on board
korvys: Even if they gain life, you have 10 power
Ukon_vasara: they can go to 10 and get attacked for 10
jamesinor: Still lethal
NotJustAFleshWound: insdestructible
j0xer: indestructable
Kyawadoa: Indestructible
Papperslappen: indestructable?
Traion: Indestructible
MarsIsDead: Still dead
2rrr_mirror_breaker: james, what does avacyn do
espi: 10 = 7+3 = 0
ecstasyofangels: BegWan
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're indestructible.
luxifert: indestructooooblae
migelino164: LOL
baronsamedi23: the might have only lands left
Keondo: LUL
Issurru: it was a test Kappa
NathanJay_GA: James! :D
Dunedain_Warden: Momma Avacyn is protecting your dudes yeah.
Papperslappen: tite plays
frage069: The swings
Diabore: field in?
karlmartin001: Take out settle and bring in quarantine field for all the walkers?
ninja_theory_ashrams: got there James
r10pez10: you're doing great james
BloodnBullets: the highs and lows of a magic player
migelino164: Reading the card explains the card
HatsWearCats: Bring in Approach?
Jondare: Now for game 2 of this interminable match
korvys: !next
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aleete: figure isn't in this deck? what??
Ubiki: couple really good top decks there
ShadeofHades: Quarantine Field in? It gets their planeswalkers, right?
espi: But pauuuuuuul
Ckiva: that was a close one eh
AlonsoSwift: Why might we have to go offline?
strgrv: paul wants to kill us chat
offbeatwitch: gotta Turn It Off And On Again
TheR676767: Magic is great, magic is terrible, magic is great again
espi: keep
Cepsys: yes
Diabore: thats actually close, and on the draw
NarishmaReborn: keep
migelino164: sneep
AGiantRoach: sneep
Sun_Singer: yes
Traion: Call Serge and ask him :P
Ukon_vasara: thats triple savanah lion
Red_Jar: 3 savannah lions
Red_Jar: gonna get there
MarsIsDead: I'd keep it
espi: sneep
j0xer: this is like a mull to 4
r10pez10: think of serge's face james
mrsarkhan: Do it!
Diabore: on the draw too
TheR676767: Be brave
Jondare: 3 1 drops and a 6 drop
GloriousMost: KEEEEP
BogglesUrMind: Keep
TheR676767: keep
U_Dude: On the draw? Yes!
TSturtledove: Keep
frage069: Keep
Erudite_Cynic: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
j0xer: 100% mulligan
Sun_Singer: KEEEEEEP
hanrat: YE
Kramburger: WWSS?
zeraxilim: keep it
eggy216: Keep
korvys: Keep
SrMuskrat: KEEP
Pharmacistjudge: it's a Greep
r10pez10: on the other hand, keep
rs25mtg: Keep
Traion: KEEEEEEP
AlonsoSwift: Sleep
BobaRobes: KEEP
ArcOfTheConclave: keep
Pharmacistjudge: Greedy keep
BumPJohnSon: mull
BogglesUrMind: Gideon is great
Diabore: on the draw i think keep
espi: THANK YOU BEN
NathanJay_GA: Let's get greedy!
migelino164: YESS BEN
Ckiva: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrHORN lrrHORN
Kyawadoa: Bless Ben
Irsaan: yee
SquirrelEarl: Imagine Serge's frown
rs25mtg: The land
AGiantRoach: Chad
BumPJohnSon: he has ten removal
Zappeljakob: Your up a Game DO IT
ThorSokar: Keep it just to anger Serge if nothing else
NarishmaReborn: put this opener in smash you cowards? I think that's the correct response
Diabore: ben just got happy
SrMuskrat: benginDab benginHeart
ShadeofHades: 6 drop, two 4-drops, three 1-drops and a plains, We can lrrGOAT There
frage069: It's not like the opponent has a ton of removal
DMGlol: considering how much land you got last game, maybe your deck will do the same lol
BogglesUrMind: You have two indestructibles, and OP's deck is all remove so keep
accountmadeforants: Like, the rest of your deck is just lands right? If the previous game was anything to go by
espi: NotLikeThis
Red_Jar: now they know
Dunedain_Warden: Well then.
Pharmacistjudge: now they see your shame
NarishmaReborn: the shame
AlonsoSwift: They see our shame
r10pez10: RIP
Ukon_vasara: now they see our shame BibleThump
Traion: They see our shame
mrsarkhan: They're going to see your shame
jamesinor: benginRegretti benginRegretti benginRegretti benginRegretti benginRegretti
A111111RRR: they know calebdS
bremz: shame concede
hanrat: our shame
r10pez10: haha
Erudite_Cynic: they know your hubris
AGiantRoach: now they know our greed
Ckiva: your shame is showing
espi: should've conceded in response to the trigger
Decaped: this is a fun hand
AGiantRoach: Brimaz gets obscene soon
NathanJay_GA: Game 2 or 3?
offbeatwitch: the only reason they took so long to choose is cos they were laughing at the hand lrrBEEJ
Red_Jar: I'd attack there
r10pez10: thanks for doing this for the entertainment
Red_Jar: for sure
Diabore: @NathanJay_GA 2
doawelul: First mtg stream! Hi guys
Elevation_4000_FT: Ben tell us about the b-roll
strgrv: Ben's biceps are looking nice has he been working out
Ukon_vasara: we didnt keep the triple savanah lion hand to not attack james
espi: the bitbloss
ShadeofHades: Now we really need lands for Settle
frage069: Honor
Arimus221: march
A111111RRR: wait a second. these aren't removal spells. is this even the same guy?
TheR676767: honor
Ubiki: no removal yet from the all removal deck?
Diabore: honor
jamesinor: Honor I think
deyja429: Honour now.
mrsarkhan: march -> honor
Pharmacistjudge: you can't say never didn't have it when they saw our hand
Sun_Singer: honor
HatsWearCats: Honnor
genomancr: Skymarcher, 100%
BumPJohnSon: honor damage race bitterblossom
espi: keeps three 2/1s, doesn't attack
Zappeljakob: honor next turn to flip kytheon
Dunedain_Warden: Brimaz>
Dunedain_Warden: Where?
Veste: if you're willing to trade bodyguard, you attack with both, right?
Dunedain_Warden: Oh I'm dumb.
Diabore: @Dunedain_Warden under sculler
hanrat: Idea for new friday nights : James keeps a 1-lander and is forced to walk the streets of Vancouver with someone yelling "Shame!" behind him
Red_Jar: @Veste and attack last turn too yeah
strgrv: Ben is like dr strange looking at infinite realities
korvys: benginFingers seabatBRAIN
BloodnBullets: "they are going to be at zero after this (game)"
Cepsys: nope, we are play Magic: The Diaspora
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN
Dunedain_Warden: @Diabore Right... I'm smart... :(
Nut_Column: But they're in Victoria, not Vancouver
AlonsoSwift: Marduval?
espi: Looking good Ben KappaPride
Diabore: ajani revenge
Ckiva: they're going to rakdos return us and we're gonna die
Dunedain_Warden: For honor!
Ubiki: no flippy gids :(
TheR676767: double attack ajani
turtls2112: KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride RaccAttack KappaPride
strgrv: I see 645
hoktauri: we're all ghosts
ArcOfTheConclave: no ones here
solahwin_tampramain: I'm watching!!
Cepsys: 636
Red_Jar: We're here we promise
Dunedain_Warden: We're still here!
PhoenixMelior: nobody here but us robots
offbeatwitch: we're still here!
Ukon_vasara: correct, none of us are actually here
espi: Chat is all bots
Erudite_Cynic: we all stopped watching
migelino164: 0 viewers, makes send kappa
r10pez10: you overflowed the counter
NathanJay_GA: Can confirm, Im not watching the stream Kappa
AGiantRoach: we dont actually exist james
korvys: I'm not here. But everyone else is.
Ubiki: not watching just chatting Kappa
Red_Jar: yes save him
1y1e: we all went to watch opp's stream Kappa
DMGlol: we're all bots MrDestructoid
Ckiva: let's count viewers: 1
cyplix8: We probably exist
tribbletribal: Do I even exist?
Diabore: its enough for the count to tick over, you made it guys Kappa
r10pez10: i'm #2
ArcOfTheConclave: 2
Cinntoastmin: im here Kappa
williamjr3413: 2
espi: 3
ArcOfTheConclave: 4
aleete: brimaz honor is busted
turtls2112: 5
Irsaan: 5
Ckiva: mwahahaha
grandmaspocket: Is the stream being shit for anyone else?
BloodnBullets: 6
Irsaan: d'oh
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: 7
thirsty_kitteh: Paul, if you can see this, touch your nose :P
corylus22: 8
Ukon_vasara: that averages out
A111111RRR: 9
Diabore: 10
ninja_theory_ashrams: 10
frage069: There is going to be a flood
migelino164: 11
Red_Jar: 11
darkora: 99
Zappeljakob: 12
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't exist.
hanrat: I believe I exist.
espi: We're counting viewers, JAMES
hoktauri: NOTICE ME
offbeatwitch: 69 obviously
jamesinor: 42
Alness49: That's numberwang!
the_semicolon: If you keep a 1 land 7 you lose the right to be upset about mana screw.
baronsamedi23: Ben thrill me
NathanJay_GA: Deck. Please.
darkora: potato
hanrat: Or rather you have seen that I have stated that I believe I exist.
Cinntoastmin: woof
Diabore: well, at least the ultimate does so little
j0xer: there are 5 viewers, i'm viewer number 3, fight me if you dare.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Mr. Brightside
Phosphatide: the internet pipes are clogged and you need to clean it out FrankerZ
r10pez10: thanks ben
rs25mtg: Ben is here, why aren't you flooding, James?
AGiantRoach: woof
espi: Been with the TRUTH
AlonsoSwift: [galaxy_brain_emote.png]
Jondare: game 2
migelino164: Ben "Silver Lining" Ulmer
Slurpee_E: Eh, how often does the internet have new stuff? Kappa
Traion: This is game over
Red_Jar: game 2
deyja429: game 2
solahwin_tampramain: 22222
Dunedain_Warden: Maybe Lyra off the top?!!?
frage069: I thought it was game 2
williamjr3413: seabatBRAIN
1losttheGame: game 2
DontpingmePlayz: hello
NathanJay_GA: Do you manually configure which DNS server to use, or do you stick with your ISP's server?
Erudite_Cynic: Ben "brightside" Ulmer
Diabore: they could misclick and target themselves with ajanis ultimate
Jondare: although game 1 felt like an entire tournament
r10pez10: it's game 2, game 1 just took two years
DontpingmePlayz: uhh
Erudite_Cynic: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
BumPJohnSon: great keep
jamesinor: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Sun_Singer: katesWa katesOw
Decaped: this fun hand became less fun.
Traion: It's cute that Jimmy T thinks we are gonna live to 4 mana
Diabore: i think you scoop now
frage069: Concede?
DontpingmePlayz: there is that sub badge
Forgebold: Bitter beets.
muddboy87: so much for that keep
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
MarsIsDead: lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP lrrSCOOP
j0xer: this deck only has 4 one drops and 0 2 drops, keeping a 1 lander is so bad
deyja429: Scoop for clock.
Dunedain_Warden: Yeah this is over.
karlmartin001: Bring in Q. Field next game!! Seems better than settle!
Diabore: @j0xer there is litterally a 2 drop in play
baronsamedi23: Good news James we know their entire deck
migelino164: Chandrani
MarsIsDead: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
korvys: Chajani
j0xer: @Diabore Honor the Pure is a 2 cost spell, it is not a 2 drop
Phosphatide: Ajandra
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They can Ajani you.
strgrv: ajani shoots you doesn't he?
korvys: Helix from Ajani
A111111RRR: ajani lightning helixes you?
Ukon_vasara: ajani lightning helixeses
TheR676767: he helixes your face
deyja429: Cast Brimaz
Traion: Ajani hit's your face, you are dead
MarsIsDead: Ajani Minus Kills You
Erudite_Cynic: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
jamesinor: Ajani shoots you
Decaped: and then ajani destroys your lands because opponent wants to style on you.
Dunedain_Warden: Ajani can helix you yeah.
frage069: Sure give it a go
HatsWearCats: Board in Aproach to get around the removals
AlonsoSwift: Play to your outs, even if your outs are your opponent playing suboptimally
TheR676767: he can either armaggedon you or helix you
DeviantHS: maybe they get hit by lightning u never know
geometaphysicist: opponent could just be bad at magic. play to your outs OpieOP
1losttheGame: your deaf in air?
ZealousCrow: The thing where I can mouseover the cards to read them when LRR play MTG Arena is incredible. Did Paul set that up?
r10pez10: board in axis of mortality
1losttheGame: oh nvm, 1 short
BloodnBullets: I do
Zappeljakob: they have 8 in the air, sooo lethal on board?
TheWooglie: ZealousCrow Fugi
jamesinor: Wait, yeah, Ajani just blows up all your lands
Dunedain_Warden: Rip internet... :(
Zappeljakob: wait just 7
Papperslappen: nobody needs the internet. Internet was a mistake
Diabore: and scoop now
Dunedain_Warden: Oh.
TheR676767: we see so many lines
Dunedain_Warden: Bzzzt.
Erudite_Cynic: slytqRIP
Diabore: quarantine field in?
Ckiva: no cheeky sneeps this time
genomancr: Quarentine Field seems good vs infi walkers
A111111RRR: 2 lands can't lose
r10pez10: in my experience, reading the cards confuses the player
Erudite_Cynic: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
r10pez10: two lands we got this
doawelul: mull too much topend
hanrat: twice as good as the previous hand
Itsscript: But you were so close to comboing off
1losttheGame: i dont think that this gets better on 6 though
Traion: We just kill them in 2 minutes and then the office can have internet again
Irsaan: doesn't seem great to me
baronsamedi23: we do know all their deck so its 16 lands 24 removal
Diabore: thats almost as many lands as you had all last game!
Dumori: Rewarded
Dunedain_Warden: Ez.
1losttheGame: alright then
r10pez10: now we stem the removals
Ckiva: its gonna be another super grindy game I expect
Dunedain_Warden: Banish one of their planeswalkers and get there.
strgrv: white weenies are just as good as any color weenie, benjamin!
Diabore: banish that
Traion: Skymarcher is probably a better card
BumPJohnSon: yes
Jondare: probably should have saved the sky-thingy
TheR676767: hey knight synergy
Ckiva: but they're dead in 20 turns! Kappa
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Jondare: it's the better card, and you get 2 damage through
Dumori: 10 turns it's a 2/1!!!!
Arimus221: Sun Titan in standard PogChamp
TheR676767: you did the right play, unintentionally, by saving the knight
Ukon_vasara: yeah, white is number 5 at card draw, but its been getting a bit to match this strat
Dunedain_Warden: Sun Friend in standard would be cray.
Diabore: @r10pez10 to the sea!
strgrv: white can also generate card advantage through tokens
TheWooglie: r10pez10 lrrJUDGE
AlonsoSwift: Yeah, I kinda doubt we'd be hitting ascend anytime soon
Laserbeaks_Fury: Welcome to KnightValue
baronsamedi23: slytqShock sun titan on history
Dunedain_Warden: Knights mattering for once! PogChamp
kumatsu: Sun Titan recurring History benginOmg
ninja_theory_ashrams: on the training grounds I spent most of my days
r10pez10: >:D
Ckiva: languish inc
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 12 is all they have.
Diabore: do something or die opp
Ckiva: sorry bout that
Zappeljakob: This is live, so somethings going to happen
A111111RRR: LUL
accountmadeforants: I can only assume the opponent's flooded right now. Where's all their removal?
Diabore: that is....something'
accountmadeforants: Oh, there it is
baronsamedi23: board wipes are wrath of God and languish
NathanJay_GA: What's tomorrow's paper fight?
Dunedain_Warden: They had it...
nkcola: Tokens is pretty lit
TheWooglie: oof
Ukon_vasara: i think white also does decent with having symmetrical effects and abilities to break that symmetry, but thats usually supremely unfun to play against
Diabore: they have like 2 cr4eatures
Leafwind104: What's our record?
hanrat: oh my
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Featherweight_: the irony!
nkcola: also, hi all
raithencore235: At this rate the opponent will kill themselves with ravnica duals
Dunedain_Warden: Cat king!
jamesinor: Force their removal on Brimaz
baronsamedi23: king kitty
Traion: Brimaz is the play I think
Diabore: id still force with warden
Dunedain_Warden: Craig Wescoe would be proud.
Ckiva: James got my name right today! I was a little disappointed Kappa
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Dumori: There's only 1 of me Sir Kappa
AlonsoSwift: Now, if Adam were here he'd guess it right away :P
Dunedain_Warden: K.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I like Riopezio, but I thought it was RLopez
Phosphatide: i definitely miss seeing you guys drag the cards to the field, that was nice
korvys: RL(ZERO)PEZL(ZERO)
BumPJohnSon: no
Ukon_vasara: im just glad the LRRsm'n are some of few streamers that dont try and pronounce the Y that isnt in my name
Shparky2197: IT has been confirmed as r-lopez-10 in the past
strgrv: cheer100 I wanna hear paul say my name
BumPJohnSon: damnnation incoming
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Dunedain_Warden: Go forth Cat King!
r10pez10: it's pronounced "r10pez10" (but say it how you want i like the pronounciations (technically my last name is Lopez))
zeraxilim: they have wrath
Diabore: they have wrath
strgrv: ben got it!
Erudite_Cynic: yep wrath
Dunedain_Warden: They have judgement yeah.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: you have a fun name to pronounce
ThorSokar: Or they have wrath of god up?
Dunedain_Warden: Or that.
baronsamedi23: wrath and SOI vindicate
jamesinor: Hero?
TheR676767: jam hero and wait
Diabore: drop hero, they die on backswing
HatsWearCats: Mines an injoke that has consumed me
thirsty_kitteh: Names should be descriptive *nods*
Dunedain_Warden: Hero is still great here.
BogglesUrMind: Is this still the same 1-land hand game?
CastleOtranto: All twitch names are now shibboleths
ninja_theory_ashrams <-- anagram of my real name
r10pez10: smashra?
strgrv: if they damnation they pluck something from our hand
baronsamedi23: they have hero's down fall
Traion: Suntitan bringing back Brimaz is even better
TheR676767: don't order brimaz and battle cry wrong!
baronsamedi23: in deck
Dunedain_Warden: We smash back for a billion yeah.
Zappeljakob: hero is brutal with battle cry
Jondare: yeah, you NEVER let Hero of bladehold attack freely, if you can avoid it
Phosphatide: i just pulled my name randomly from a dictionary when trying to name a new MMO character
viridimayai: You have hero of bladehold and her biggest fan
TheWooglie: ninja_theory_ashrams Anthony James Harris?
cleekru: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:07:51.
the_semicolon: Burst Lightning > Tarmogoyf confirmed.
Dunedain_Warden: Chillin'.
ninja_theory_ashrams: @thewooglie shh
Traion: We could Settle ourselves to ramp 4 lands Kappa
TheWooglie: ninja_theory_ashrams that's really cool anyway
r10pez10: now i kind of want to see settle as a ramp spell
Zappeljakob: self settle sounds nice
jamesinor: We just need sun titan, and everything is fine
Ckiva: that's not a land
baronsamedi23: is misusing Elspeth benefit us
Traion: We pretty much want 3 lands in a row here
Dumori: Drawing 2 lands might be the line
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Dunedain_Warden: Land one time deck.
doawelul: settle their whole board LUL
BumPJohnSon: gg
Ckiva: spaghetti-os
SteveT40: Sometimes that land is all at the bottom semBarf semBarf
Diabore: thats it
DeviantHS: all u need i a black lotus
Zappeljakob: bye brimaz
DeviantHS: is a
Dumori: GGs
Dunedain_Warden: GG!
TheGeekyQuilter: Aww there handsome beards bois
redinkgalore: gg
Traion: Upside: Office internet comes back
strgrv: see you all on the other side
Cepsys: do it NOW
Zirix: Thanks for the games @LoadingReadyRun , that was a fun match!
Ckiva: vote tea break now
r10pez10: you can also do the mid-sentence joke
Erudite_Cynic: dooo eeeet
strgrv: unplug the router you cowards!
Erudite_Cynic: kill the tubes
TheWooglie: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
blankslatearts: I'm here *exhales loudly* I'm here...
Traion: blankslatearts welcome!
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Diabore: spectral
migelino164: I have literally nothing to do so I'm here for however long I feel
migelino164: Except maybe do D2 dailies
Irsaan: rip
Cepsys: well there we go
Ckiva: F
nkcola: F
geometaphysicist: F
1losttheGame: aw it did go down
Featherweight_: lrrCOW
cleekru: f
ninja_theory_ashrams: there it is
Diabore: looking at the deck what ben?
hanrat: lrrFINE
Erudite_Cynic: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
malc: well I just showed up so that figures
1losttheGame: i want to know Ben's sage advice!
EvilBadman: They literally said it may go down. Chill
malc: I just broke two amplifiers too
Diabore: i need to know!
TheWooglie: who is Ben kissing?
Ckiva: its okay this is planned
Sun_Singer: panicBasket
Cepsys: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Erudite_Cynic: slytqRIP
BloodnBullets: damn it, i just rejoined in time for "looking at your deck......"
offbeatwitch: vague extra frames
Zebunisher: ben looking at decks just ends any stream!
cleekru: KappaHD
Featherweight_: lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN
Nut_Column: We back
Dunedain_Warden: It'll be okay guys.
eggy216: refresh it's back
malc: (bought myself a present, and then within mere hours found myself having to buy a new sound system to replace one that suddenly busted)
Shparky2197: Umm, did they intentionally go offline?
Ckiva: back for me
offbeatwitch: thats a spicy router reboot time
incredulouspasserby: @Shparky2197 yes
Traion: Shparky2197 they'll be back in a second
1losttheGame: hello again!
TSturtledove: back
Traion: lrrSIGNAL
BloodnBullets: lrrSIGNAL
Cinntoastmin: we back bois
Dunedain_Warden: Yay!
muddboy87: yay
Sun_Singer: so according to Paul this is a few frames
Diabore: so what about the deck ben?
cleekru: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Cinntoastmin: lrrSIGNAL
grandmaspocket: Daww Ben
NathanJay_GA: Always weird when tech issues fix themselves
malc: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always studying the blade.
Cinntoastmin: lrrSIGNAL SECRETS lrrSIGNAL
nkcola: Aww, you think I'm cute :P
Dunedain_Warden: So what were you saying about the deck Ben?!
hanrat: Show me your secrets
syncronking96: Hey
1losttheGame: ben what was your sage advice for the mono deck?
Gatorgoat68: The password is Dickbutt
Sibwow: hello bengineeringtv and jamestv
Ckiva: 420buttslol2018
hoktauri: is the password dickbutt2 now?
CastleOtranto: Ben lrrHEART benginHeart katesHeart slytqHeart
r10pez10: but ben that's my password
Traion: buttslol69420
migelino164: hunter2
offbeatwitch: ah i'm back
Gekyouryuu: final game? I just got here!
blankslatearts: diccbutt3
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herepetofauna: What format?
Wf_Geisterloeffel: hey guys rooAww
Gekyouryuu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:36.
Diabore: xXBenXx
Dunedain_Warden: No LRR :(
jkoon78076: howdy Ben, howdy James, you guys are awesome
SirBestest: Hello
AlonsoSwift: Welp, time to redo all your branding again Kappa
Alness49: Anyone, James?
Shparky2197: And I got signal again
Azralorne: bengineering420
Dunedain_Warden: Yissss....
Pyroxx47: Hi
Diabore: ben what were you saying about the deck before?
EvilBadman: Bengineering069
DiscordianTokkan: xXxSephirothBen69420xXx
Traion: So is Beej welcome to add LRR to @experienceBeej ? Kappa
NathanJay_GA: That's be tying your twitter to LRR though, and your twitch channel is, officially, unaffiliated with LRR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh speaking of, the link in the twitch bio redirects to the old Ben twitter name, it needs updating
Papperslappen: Jimmy T and Benny U
Ckiva: if you put LRR in your username can you still tweet about butts?
Morgue_XIIV: Wait so is your name not Ben G'neerink? Huh
herepetofauna: @loadingreadyrun what format? Modern?
Cinntoastmin: ass-parent
kumatsu: Bengineering_Cute
Alness49: Bengineering420
Phailhammer: BaconRuthersworthLRR lrrBEEJ
Cinntoastmin: @herepetofauna cube
TheWooglie: Bengineeringing
Sibwow: bengineeringthetraitor
tribbletribal: BengineeringOwO
ThorSokar: coulda been Best_Ben_LRR
Cinntoastmin: @herepetofauna modern cube
SydPreviouslyHeadache: still links to benhulmer not bengineering
Unas84: BengiLRRing
kumatsu: Benguwuneering
korvys: BengineeringxXion I WON'T LET YOU FORGET HER
AlonsoSwift: @korvys Forget who?
doawelul: did i miss arena
Dunedain_Warden: Thalia is so good.
aussie_rob_w: This looks like Cube.
Decaped: Didn't know you liked Sephiroth from KH so much Ben lrrBEEJ
Ckiva: "Bengineeeeering" ?
incredulouspasserby: @korvys what's that at the end of Ben's name
korvys: @AlonsoSwift benginRage
aussie_rob_w: Hey Ben. You’re Bengineering everywhere now?
aussie_rob_w: Or BengineeringTV
AlonsoSwift: @korvys Mwahahaha
chickenace11: you monster
MungoDude: hello hello, trying to watch the latest Panalysts video but youtube's being weird
jamesinor: Watch that one blue, I supsect spell pierce
Dunedain_Warden: Banish too? Aw yis.
chickenace11: says the monster who plays price of progress in a commander deck
Traion: MungoDude it was taken down because of an audio issue
korvys: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
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Ckiva: choo choo
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aussie_rob_w: Damnation?
TheWooglie: best for them is wrath
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Dunedain_Warden: Damnation?
Decahawk: !advice
LRRbot: Dinosaurs remain.
aussie_rob_w: Is Famnation in this Cube?
MungoDude: thanks Traion
Dunedain_Warden: Sure.
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Diabore: wait, which member?
DiscordianTokkan: Which member? Dis member
r10pez10: whichmember
korvys: Dismember? 2 days early?
jamesinor: Not that bad really
jamesinor: @korvys You
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Diabore: flicker it?
jamesinor: @korvys I like youre style
Dunedain_Warden: Oooo Flicker Friend.
orionsrise1: good luck boys!
aussie_rob_w: December To Dismember, ECW reference.
Enmity777: @korvys amazing
Ckiva: whisp the blocker?
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s0lesurviv0r: Yo!
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orionsrise1: is there a TTSF tonight?
raithencore235: Ben, with the awesome strategy
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Diabore: i like wisp abbot :(
Dunedain_Warden: That increases the clock if the trade yeah.
zerg539: Might as well Win more to guarantee things
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Dunedain_Warden: Now they have to have it or they lose.
I_Am_Clockwork: cheer1000 hi friends
Diabore: they need at least 3 creatures
chickenace11: right now playing a mirror match in arena
Dunedain_Warden: Hi friend!
aussie_rob_w: Arkroma with an initial R@
zerg539: Your Present of Bits
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the present of bits and the presence of friends
aussie_rob_w: lrrAWESOME
Dunedain_Warden: Okay.
s0lesurviv0r: sounds like money laundering
LetsConsider: Hey Chat? is there a term for when you try and draft a super greedy deck, and end up in Selesnya splashing Assassin's Trophy?
chuckaw1977: woo hoo Magic...boo boo MTGO
AlonsoSwift: That's... *pulls up calculator* 5000 bucks
Dunedain_Warden: Sure.
TheTunnelingCat: I know someone who has a 1 million badge in a channel
ChaoticObserver: 7,160 dollars
tonylowetv: Your nails look great!
ChaoticObserver: Based on the max 25,000 bit package bought 20 times
VoidByAnyOtherName: 500,000 anime dollars
r10pez10: can we mail money directly to mail time
Dunedain_Warden: Bonk.
r10pez10: i have an australian twenty
EvilBadman: i saw a table go for 12k. /shrugs
I_Am_Clockwork: make a token?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nah. Make another token.
Traion: Wisp isn't faster
korvys: Elesh is the Bae. Adonto is the Bay
BloodnBullets: elspith?
Ckiva: token is still lethal next turn
thirsty_kitteh: Killing them Softly with this fort, take their live with out tokens.
aussie_rob_w: I’m sure Twitch appreciates it.
Dunedain_Warden: Two tokens still kills them yeah.
EJGRgunner: Hey, Ben! Looking sharp!
kanimaras: they're going to use a 5 mana spell to kill your 1/1
Dunedain_Warden: Ponent! Be careful with your life!
Ckiva: tree of perdition?
aussie_rob_w: Bolt Himself.
BobaThaiTea: chance for glory?
Leafwind104: Tree of Perdition + Maximize Velocity
doawelul: no white
Diabore: no white for chance
Ckiva: i thought it was etb i dont play that card tbh
BobaThaiTea: right
kumatsu: tap tap tap tap tap concede?
Diabore: so they ded
Dunedain_Warden: Tasi G is kewl.
r10pez10: bananas
AlonsoSwift: The Big Banana!
ArcOfTheConclave: flicjer it
aussie_rob_w: What’s that angel that resets the game if you’d lose?
doawelul: what format is this?
Diabore: i feel like opponent just said "right"
aussie_rob_w: You go back to staring life total instead?
EJGRgunner: Put Approach in Smash you cowards!
Diabore: destiny in settle out?
r10pez10: grixis bana
Uzumaki15: HI BEN! HI JAMES!
bigbradley1974: hey everyone
kumatsu: Quarantine Field?
nkcola: oh hi
Dunedain_Warden: Let's embrace our destiny!
Diabore: a land?
keltonhicks: i just recently went through a lot of backlog of lrr, and im really glad to be by a stream!
Leafwind104: cut Warden
Ckiva: we only saw like 4 cards of theirs right?
r10pez10: the illest norn
Dunedain_Warden: Elesh V is so good... :(
Leafwind104: and maybe something else?
ShadeofHades: Don't over-sideboard. You won the last game