tagrath: Is there a Paper Fight tonight?
Kyawadoa: Wait, Serge isn't participating tonight?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Serge is sick but there's still a Paper Fight :)
LingoBox: No, apparently he is sick
cheetoJack: Victoria got the PAX Pox preemptively
LingoBox: According to the decklists, tonight it's Cameron, Ben, Ben and Jeremy
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: LingoBox and Paul updated that command himself, so that is as accurate as it can be :)
tagrath: Aw, Hope Serge feels better. Is it Highlander tonight?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: tagrath it is!
tagrath: Never mind. Title just updated as I asked that, lol
Kyawadoa: Still really hyped, hope Serge gets better soon <3 Although my christmas coffee brew just isn't the same without him
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: anyway brb until stream goes live, my apartment needs some cleaning :P
wtrob: Evening chat. sergeHi
fcg_shadow: Good afternoon you beautiful people.
red_shoes_jeff: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (2m from now).
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LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (1m from now).
ChrisLewisRose: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (56s from now).
LingoBox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (19s ago).
TehAmelie: commence panic
TwilitLugia: Panic has commenced
Fruan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (1m ago).
Bearcat1019: !next
LingoBox: Oh no! We broke it. It went from 19 s to 1m
TwilitLugia: *lemon guy voice* UNACCEPTABLE!
Batyn: @LingoBox 1 minute 'ago'.
Kykiwi: magic ! magic ! magic !
TonyStark1986: Azorius is the best!
incredulouspasserby: man I'm an azorius player and even I know that's a lie
Theycallmejokke: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (2m ago).
ancientspark: Who dares claim Azorius is the best! We must kill them!
AshBurnem: Orzhov is best. ;)
Batyn: Just finished watching North 100 too. Nice timing.
ChaoticUndercurrent: NOT GRUUL THEN DIE!
TwilitLugia: All know that Dimir is best.
TonyStark1986: where is the stream?
incredulouspasserby: I ate it
ancientspark: Everyone knows that guilds are inferior, it is Colorless Eldrazi that is the best
tagrath: Eldrazi die to Cratermaker.
ChaoticUndercurrent: slivers are my favourite
TwilitLugia: ^Then there's this guy^ georgVee
incredulouspasserby: so what you're saying is tribal goblins are the best?
mastershake29x: @TonyStark1986 it's coming
TonyStark1986: I came to watch the Friday Night Stream and there's nothing!
phorrestgaze: I like sneks
LingoBox: Guilds? Eldrazi? They all can't compete with the strongest man alive in MTG: Tibalt!
Bearcat1019: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PST (4m ago).
TehAmelie: fun thought of the day: Mars is a planet populated entirely by robots
Kykiwi: dam robots stealing mars away form us
incredulouspasserby: that's cool! and terrifying!
incredulouspasserby: robot uprising TBA
mastershake29x: @TonyStark1986 they go live at 6PM moonbase time, which is about 6PM pacific but not quite because of rotation of the earth and stuff
PhoenixMelior: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [5h ago] @LRRMtG> RT @alexsteacy> Anyone brought Highlander to #PaxUnplugged ? Thinking of camping somewhere to grind games after dinner. || https://www.twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1068608997257662464
Pryingchain20: hey
TonyStark1986: having their unwed robot sex.
the__spanish__inquisition: that was a great line to enter the room to
TonyStark1986: yw
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secretbranch: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are Ben, Ian, Adam, and Serge.
Vezon46: im here for degeneracy, wheeler
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incredulouspasserby: that doesn't seem right
theonlyangelx: boop
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Kykiwi: I am hoping for boggles
wtrob: Has Jer played UW control on stream before?
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight Ben, and and Cameron plus Jeremy and Ben from North100 play some Canadian Highlander! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1068688148538974208
Dirt_Gopher: Canlander hype!
Kykiwi: fight ! fight ! fight ! kiss kiss kiss
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tergonis: fine i'll pause the North 100 video for now
shurtal: I Garry'd someone in cube yesterday for 11. I could have done it for 16, but OP was cool, i didn't wanna style on 'em
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MuffinsOnAHill: It's time to D-D-D-D-D-Duel!
TehAmelie: greetings
wtrob: sergeHi
cakeflavo: canadian highlander, eh
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red_shoes_jeff: B E N !
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DiscordianTokkan: Can't stop won't stop!
Squiidd_pope: Halo!!!
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are Ben Ulmer, Benjamin Wheeler, Cameron, and Jeremy.
coppersandles: YAY CANLANDER IS GREAT
Kykiwi: is that the token box?
jonasjonIV: Ah Cam. He's the best.
jeff_sg: Long time no see Ben
Usernamenotavailablee7: "Pay them so they pay us"
Kyawadoa: Cameron with the slick plug Kreygasm
goldendefenders: A bingdom of Bards
Silver__Knight_: A kingdom of cards (legallynotakingdomofcards)
DiscordianTokkan: I think it's the WUBRG ones now ywa
thraximore: Math is for blockers is my fav <3
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secretbranch: from a kingdom of cards to the world since 1998
s0ggymilk: UwUbrg
Field94: coxFab PowerUpR Powerful Magic is upon us
goldendefenders: Uwubrg
thraximore: @s0ggymilk beat me to it by 1 sec
PinoGraham: !decklist
TonyStark1986: Ben always looks like a tool
incredulouspasserby: Hot singles near (and far from) you
Squiidd_pope: Still have who dares bargle with yargle
LingoBox: Did it work?
Serifina: Card Kingdom. A kingdom of Cards. *dodges Jeej*
s0ggymilk: hehe :P @thraximore 2fast4quick
cakeflavo: cardkingd-owo-m
StageMgrRob: Is it bad to want to see Ben U. battle Ben W.?
Vezon46: wow, cam playing aristocrats? who could hsve foreseen this outcome?
nick_tamer_readinfrench: Hope someone's playing Mardu Aristocrats
wtrob: I'm excited to see some UW control action
jeff_sg: Get em Ben
Kykiwi: Goood old Ben FIGHT
DiscordianTokkan: unarmeHmm benginDab2 lrrHEART
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DoodlestheGreat: BEN PRIME
MuffinsOnAHill: Jer on UwU control.
s0ggymilk: Bentimus Prime
chickenace11: I onced order something from CK the week before xmas and it got to me in time so yeah they ship quickly
Cinntoastmin: BEN`
TonyStark1986: Ben Dover
EOstby: Two Bens enter, one Ben leaves!
Squiidd_pope: UwU a battle of the bens
404HopeNotFound: Ben Prime vs Ben Alpha
goldendefenders: Oh baby are be gonna see a mana gorger hydra?
thegatherers: hoping for ben v ben
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LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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Kykiwi: Ohhh naya tokens
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lol @ Jeremy's deckname
fcg_shadow: Nice shirt Ben
Kykiwi: cool
tergonis: so classic
THE_BONE_GNOME: wow ben how can he beat that
KingOfDoma: hungry for life... thirsty for NAYAAAAAAA
red_shoes_jeff: Nice hiss...
LRRbot: Glacial Fortress | Land | Glacial Fortress enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Squiidd_pope: NO FUN ALLOWED
Kramburger: Just got in, who's the 4th player?
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LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
s0ggymilk: nayaaaaaaas queen
FlameI7: That is a nice forest
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev, Skyship Raider attacks, create a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token named Ragavan that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
Squiidd_pope: monkey mom!
Kyawadoa: Ben with Naya, a man after my own heart as alway
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
DiscordianTokkan: As a quick Destinys 2 aside to Cam/Chat, I've been grinding Gambit for the last few days and saw the Meatwad twice, and both times were the only ones my team lost. Feelsbadman
shurtal: Why isn't the Ragavan token legendary?
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
ancientspark: Wow, no fun indeed
shurtal: Flavor fail
Squiidd_pope: POG
nurovi: oh boy that's control
Kykiwi: sounds nasty
THE_BONE_GNOME: is that like a good card? thats so wierd
nurovi: it's a great card
nurovi: especially with sensei's divining top
head_cannon: Counterbalance always seemed like a fun chaos card. Then I heard about Legacy formats where everything costs 2.
theonlyangelx: are we gonna see a top?
Squiidd_pope: it’s the basis of a legacy deck
TonyStark1986: FOR ME TO POOP ON
FlameI7: Love the nails
ancientspark: @The_Bone_Gnome You abuse it with top of the library manipulation to counter everything
Kykiwi: Ghost monkey!
LingoBox: How do I seeif Im subbed?
LRRbot: Brimaz, King of Oreskos [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Brimaz, King of Oreskos attacks, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's attacking. / Whenever Brimaz blocks a creature, create a 1/1 white Cat Soldier creature token with vigilance that's blocking that creature.
LingoBox: Oh it changed nvm
Squiidd_pope: Does Jeremy have a standstill?
Squiidd_pope: Kitty king
benjamin_wheeler: in b4 zero flip counterbalance
THE_BONE_GNOME: @ancientspark thanks i actually had not concidered that!
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
Grizzlysniper1: why the red nails...lose a bet?
strgrv: Ben was too obsessed with that game we played today benginHeart
LRRbot: Detention Sphere [1WU] | Enchantment | When Detention Sphere enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. / When Detention Sphere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
THE_BONE_GNOME: not the birb!!!
TonyStark1986: dual land IZ BROKENZ
chickenace11: Ben forgot to pick up his tokens
TheCheeseStandAlone: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:18.
bl1ghtn1n6: oh this looks good
Squiidd_pope: Ben just loves painting his nails
Kykiwi: :o the spicy mox
thegatherers: you know what they say sphere the bird
Squiidd_pope: Bolt the birb
cakeflavo: in school suspension sphere
LRRbot: Intangible Virtue [1W] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
jeff_sg: That game Ben was playing earlier was for sure a good time
sir_jack_DB: @Grizzlysniper1: his choice, he likes it
Vezon46: big rip for jer
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
SuperGiraffe: Does counter moxen pretty well
benjamin_wheeler: 0/2 counterbalance flips
Squiidd_pope: I was considering putting brimaz into my B/W modern tokens deck, but then I sold him for 30 bucks
Dumori: More like Nayan Tokens KappaHD
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
benjamin_wheeler: 0/3 counterbalance flips
Kykiwi: counterblance lottery not working out
strgrv: Ben owns a mox!?
Kyawadoa: Counterbalance totally balanced Kappa
Leafwind104: it's 6 with Virtue yeah?
TheMerricat: So stupid question but if multiple spells cast, do they flip the same top card or do they have to move down the library....
nurovi: stays the same
Batyn: Yeah 6 with Virtue
Silver__Knight_: TheMerricat same card
Squiidd_pope: It’s allways the top card of the deck
Vezon46: fairly sure its more than 5
bl1ghtn1n6: how did ben cast kari zev?
fcg_shadow: bop
PinoGraham: bird of paradise
MurficWPN: had a bird
Squiidd_pope: Ben had a Birds of Paradise
jonasjonIV: math is for blockers
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
Silver__Knight_: Birds of Paradise under the Detention Sphere
nurovi: karakas!
Squiidd_pope: Settleeee
Kykiwi: :o spicy gp basics
Vezon46: good luck, cam
SuperGiraffe: Ben, just giving that free info
Coniugatio: !card counterbalance
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
Diabore: why is ben putting his deck face up?
Lucifer9783: he goofed
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TonyStark1986: mind games
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
benjamin_wheeler: 0/4 counterbalance flips
the_canuck_mystic: I was afraid that Ben shuffled his hand into his deck
PhoenixMelior: !settle the wreckage
Silver__Knight_: Because this is casual and free info like 2 cards somewhere in his deck likely won't matter
PhoenixMelior: !card settle the wreckage
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
PhoenixMelior: did those lands not enter tapped?
wicker_knight: they did
Squiidd_pope: Ben had 3 mana still
PhoenixMelior: fair enough
incredulouspasserby: He had two lands untapped
l0gin4me: they did, he already had 3
PhoenixMelior: I wasn't paying all the attention
incredulouspasserby: plus mox
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
Kyawadoa: He had mox
wicker_knight: 2 lands and mox, yeah
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
wtrob: #rude
thegatherers: bm
wicker_knight: #powerful magic
benjamin_wheeler: KappaPride
wtrob: But this is what I came here to see.
Leafwind104: I assume there's no recursion but just in case: Brimaz is technically exiled
Pharmacistjudge: is Brimaz exiled, I can't tell with the piles
Squiidd_pope: Brimaz should be exiled yes
incredulouspasserby: he should be but he's def in grave
PinoGraham: !decklist
magicalphilosopher: It's supposed to be
benjamin_wheeler: 0/5 counterbalance flips
thegatherers: thats a game loss
ritchards: we'll all waiting for those Spirits to die to trigger the line, right?
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / 0: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / 0: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
head_cannon: Not gonna lie, I hate the paywall that nonbasic lands represent, and I always cheer when "fail to find a basic land" moments like that show up.
LRRbot: Gather the Townsfolk [1W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. / Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, create five of those tokens instead.
PhoenixMelior: Get The Boys!
wicker_knight: wulluf
Squiidd_pope: GET THE MEN
wtrob: So many boys!
shurtal: second main, make a pupper, love the play
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
DiscordianTokkan: Nyaa tokens seems really danged fun
the_last_hop: this is exactly why I ended up cutting counter balance from my UW control deck
KingOfDoma: did he brainstorm right
Plaicoson: damn that wrath of god
incredulouspasserby: Hype for tokens beating out No Fun
TheThromborax: Never always Brainstorm Wrong
Squiidd_pope: brainstorming wrong
Silver__Knight_: Could he not have attacked with the spirits? I thought those came in last turn.
phrawger: Brainstorm? Wrong.
cakeflavo: did someone change the amount of as in nayas tokens
nurovi: he did, vigilance
RedTrinket1: they have vigilance
Squiidd_pope: He did attack with them
Leafwind104: he attacked with two of them
Silver__Knight_: ahh, ty chat
Pharmacistjudge: vigilence
ralphmaccookin: ABC = Always Brainstorm Correctly
PinoGraham: so ben has a bayou to flashback the souls
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
magicalphilosopher: Question for Ben: when you get your nails done do you always choose black or do you go with other colours sometimes?
F1SHOR: how do you bury spirits
DiscordianTokkan: Luckily Gary isn't a creature
Kyawadoa: Bury PogChamp
Squiidd_pope: Nice
TheThromborax: @F1SHOR ethereal shovel
Silver__Knight_: F1SHOR you drink them and bury them in your liver
Pharmacistjudge: I think ben does his own nails
Squiidd_pope: Wulf
TheMerricat: Aren't those left over from Desert Bus?
LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
sir_jack_DB: @magicalphilosopher: they're red now, so maybe?
benjamin_wheeler: 1 ain't zero
Plaicoson: jeremy is an absolute madman
wtrob: 1 != 0
TheThromborax: "go to not-zero"
magicalphilosopher: Oh sorry colour blind :p
Pharmacistjudge: sadly I don't have that 1 is not zero emote anymore
strgrv: a control deck at 1 is the same as a control deck at 20
Kyawadoa: Life is a resource~
Leafwind104: well Jeremy is dead to any attack at 2 also so 1 doesn't make much difference
NotCainNorAbel: @wtrob remember to show your work
head_cannon: Stabllizing at 1 life does feel really damn good.
Squiidd_pope: Precinct captain was the inspiration for my favorite theros standard deck
ralphmaccookin: Only life that matters is the last one
tergonis: against the deck with red in it >.>
tastethebeams: How do I sub on mobile?
benjamin_wheeler: 0/6 counterbalance flips
FlameI7: You can't, tastethebeams
NazakYuzak: feelsbad
tastethebeams: F
LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
Squiidd_pope: Jace still is pretty ok here
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Diabore: just need 1 hasty boi
LRRbot: Karplusan Forest | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Karplusan Forest deals 1 damage to you.
ritchards: Well, Jeremy's deck is on theme for him so far
strgrv: he drew the jace ben!
Squiidd_pope: I didn’t even realize the bejamin_wheeler was in the chat
benjamin_wheeler: Wowie thank you @F1SHOR ~ <3
LRRbot: Hero of Bladehold [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / Whenever Hero of Bladehold attacks, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
benjamin_wheeler: 0/7 counterbalance flips
Leafwind104: I think Garruk Relentless just wins the game
Lightningbro: I'm sure I'm super late. But I'm glad when I got here I get to see Ben at 20 to Jer at 1.
LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | +1: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / −2: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / −7: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
jeff_sg: Get em
ritchards: well, you are having No Fun, so it's working?
Vezon46: enter the sadness phase
shurtal: now i have the ending song from Spice and Wolf stuck in my head
ancientspark: Kill them with the plant!
Leafwind104: Jer is going to die to a plant
strgrv: that was actually the pre release hero of bladehold I believe
Diabore: @Lightningbro it is game 1 round 1
DiscordianTokkan: !card counterbalance
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Squiidd_pope: I think the fun police went on a doughnut break
Lightningbro: Oh? Woo! I'm here moderately on time for once!
wtrob: That
ritchards: Pick up your tokens, Ben!
wtrob: That's a very squishy plant
DiscordianTokkan: !card future sight
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library.
ancientspark: The fun police decided to party with the Rakdos guild today
Kyawadoa: Bless Ben's based beatd-own
Blasteg: Ben really like his tokens eh
Lucifer9783: !card dowsing
LRRbot: Did you mean: Dowsing Dagger; Dowsing Shaman
defiledsoul: just wanted to pop in and say that you are all awesome. Now I return to watching Godzilla, but will catch this later. Peace out yall.
sphexas: hey just Joined :D Which round is it? :D
Vezon46: so many wonderful bois on this stream. evening, cam. looking dashing as ever
F1SHOR: it was a trap hes lulling ben into a false sense of security
Comrademik: i heard that cam
Comrademik: noice
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Bugberry: I love the flavor of the dagger
MuffinsOnAHill: Dagger Burn
benjamin_wheeler: Lose game 1 to give fans hope?
TonyStark1986: making Azorius look bad Jeremy!
Haberdashed: Plants tend to be 0/X, whereas saprolings tend to be 1/1
Kyawadoa: @sphexas First round
F1SHOR: its entertainment value obviously :P
NotCainNorAbel: Game 2 takes so long they forgot they won round 1
Bugberry: You use the dagger to cut through the plants and find the lost land.
DiscordianTokkan: HAJIME.
Lightningbro: I'll be honest, I was really wanting to make that joke after that Friday Nights. But sadly everyone beat me to it, and now even I'm not finding it funny.A shame too, the fact it was a Twilight Zone parody, which is one of my favorites.
sphexas: PERFECT! <3 I am here to see some sweet Magic <3
ralphmaccookin: What was the quote from Brad Nelson? Something about choosing between playing a painfully long control game or going to eat a hot dog?
wicker_knight: Urza's Saga was early game: die roll, midgame: mulligans, late game: turn 1
Squiidd_pope: I will say sometimes your control matchups go by super fast
Haberdashed: Vintage is great it's just too expensive
Ukon_vasara: yeah, you dont talk about the medium games
sir_jack_DB: Vintage or MTG Finance: The Game
BearPsychologist: Holy shit is that Cam in the back?!
Ukon_vasara: you talk about the bonkers plays
Squiidd_pope: Paradoxical storm
Fletcherizer: big sighs on Bens side of the board
wtrob: I think I would rather play legacy than vintage if money was no object.
NazakYuzak: That is in fact a Cam in the back :)
ralphmaccookin: unless it's Storm, Vintage is usually decided around turn two. Sometimes it just takes another 10-15 turns to end
BearPsychologist: Damn, that's great. I think Cam is great!
NazakYuzak: a wonderful group of magic bois
magicalphilosopher: Imagine if they did that with modern
LRRbot: Sheltered Thicket | Land — Mountain Forest | Sheltered Thicket enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
BearPsychologist: They all seem lovely, I hope they have a great evening!
Squiidd_pope: Thickeeeet
Blasteg: It BEGINS
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
NazakYuzak: Thiccet
wtrob: 20 turn clock
LRRbot: Field of Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles their library.
DiscordianTokkan: !card Field of Ruin
LRRbot: Field of Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles their library.
Haberdashed: Legacy is so much fun when it's not Combo decks. Combo is great but it's just less fun to play against.
magicalphilosopher: At least no turn two counter balance
Squiidd_pope: Lawnmower elves has been called
Akaiatana: Llanowar: when nothing elves will do
Molladia: @Bengineering it's your fault I started playing MTGArena
Jacobontherun1: 20 turn clock
LRRbot: Saproling Migration [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker {4} / Create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens. If this spell was kicked, create four of those tokens instead.
Haberdashed: That's one of the BEST Llanowar Elves there on the table.
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ancientspark: Is this just "2 mana sorcery that makes tokens" deck?
incredulouspasserby: Some of them are 3 mana
Kyawadoa: Saproling migration, standard bomb and highlander viable PogChamp
korvys: Wait, the Judge promo ones?
rarermonsters: THose aren't judge promos they're just from commander sets
Squiidd_pope: Those look like the commander lands
Haberdashed: Likely the gift box ones
theonlyangelx: nielson lands when? WHEN?
wtrob: Chippy Esper island. sergeHeart
Vezon46: yall are sleeping on my boy clint cearley
KingOfDoma: I've grown to adore Terese Nielsen
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DontpingmePlayz: 2 months woooooo ben i like that shirt its like your going somewhere tonight
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RayFK: WOW
RayFK: THE HATE
LRRbot: Supreme Verdict [1WWU] | Sorcery | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy all creatures.
korvys: Oh, ok. Cause 60 of each of the Judge promo ones would be like... $30,000
theonlyangelx: the ol' 4 mana one for one
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
HoodedBowman: Can I just say, I like the colour Ben has for his nails!
Loonatic93: Outta curiosity, is Jeremy running Teferi?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: hi RayFK lrrHEART
rarermonsters: Planeswalker just looks at the Llanowar Elves he summoned like: "What did you DO?
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
wtrob: 19 turn clock
A1_Saucy: Wow, overkill on the Elves
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !decklists
head_cannon: I love the Esper lands, but I'm always a little sad to see that same sentiment divorced from the actual world of Esper.
Squiidd_pope: I actually run my modern deck with Noah Bradley’s Kahn’s lands
Kyawadoa: Ben's nails are always on point though <3
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Loonatic93 you can see his list there
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
Vezon46: get outa here @RayFK go back to yer kingdom of cards
DiscordianTokkan: @theonlyangelx Well, 3. There were two saporlings also, technically
benjamin_wheeler: R2 of Counterbalance tracker.wheeler
RayFK: Vezon46 K BYE
Loonatic93: Thanks!
LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
F1SHOR: rayfkHeart rayfkHeart
Field94: ah, functionally frustrating llanowar elf
phorrestgaze: just hide it in your land
Akaiatana: Cameron: it lives in the arbor
AlonsoSwift: @RayFK Heart Kingdom - A Kingdom of Hearts :P
Squiidd_pope: It lives where it can be seen
rarermonsters: Ettiquette is that you have to make it in some way clear, so either it lives seperate from the rest of your lands or it lives with your creatures
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
incredulouspasserby: Ben with the surprisingly cool collection
neko8ninja: this intense game of magic
benjamin_wheeler: classic Shock not actually killing any type of Atog ever
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !addquote (Jeremy White) [now] Stop playing all these lands, I can't counter them!
LRRbot: New quote #5555: "Stop playing all these lands, I can't counter them!" —Jeremy White [2018-11-30]
LRRbot: Cast Out [3W] | Enchantment | Flash / When Cast Out enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield. / Cycling {W}
phorrestgaze: good to see Ben's creatures are LANDing
NazakYuzak: haaah
Squiidd_pope: Abbey is uhhhh... is a problem in this deck
LRRbot: Master's Call [2W] | Instant | Create two 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature tokens.
phorrestgaze: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LRRbot: Trinket Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Trinket Mage enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost 1 or less, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library.
NazakYuzak: eyyyyyy it got there
Vezon46: we did it!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN Myr Myr My lrrAWW oof
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
Vn497: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Kyawadoa: This game is extremely topical with the ''Playing around certain cards'' podcast, love it
head_cannon: @benjamin_wheeler But didn't almost every single type of Atog have 2 toughness?
Vezon46: retire champion, never check again
benjamin_wheeler: 1/8 counterbalance flips
rarermonsters: Revealing of course popular Legacy win con Trinket Mage
Jacobontherun1: Are there decklists?
Squiidd_pope: 1/1 this game
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !decklists
Jacobontherun1: ty
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
ancientspark: Oh nooooo
Squiidd_pope: POG
F1SHOR: ohh god this will be a long one wont it lol
fiftymcnasty: Ooh, its the fun police
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Earthenone: lrrSCOOP
benjamin_wheeler: @head_cannon yes but every Atog has an abilities (or multiple abilities) to increase power/toughness
Skudd: Good ol' Topperbalance
Squiidd_pope: the fun police finaly got finished with there doughnuts
shurtal: Okay, i'mma check beck in in 3 hours, maybe we'll be in game three by then
DiscordianTokkan drummrolls
phorrestgaze: oof
Kyawadoa: Ouch
benjamin_wheeler: 2/9 counterbalance flips
fiftymcnasty: poor Ben
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
Diabore: and thats the game!
Vezon46: IT BEGINS
NazakYuzak: holy moly
incredulouspasserby: RIP Ben. That's game.
Squiidd_pope: WOW
libraryrulesrule: WOW NO FUN
MuffinsOnAHill: And so it begins.
head_cannon: @benjamin_wheeler Ah, yes. Indeed they do. I just remember the Onlaught one as being an R&D meta-joke of "Psychatoc Sucks!" :P
F1SHOR: ill be back in 30min for game 3?
Silver__Knight_: Jer going full Beyblade
ThePov42: I mean, all is not good, but the turn order proceeds
Ukon_vasara: this is where the fun begins (well, ends)
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, Ben, you sweet basket of eggs...
the_canuck_mystic: !card counterbalance
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: libraryrulesrule I mean it is his deck name
solahwin_tampramain: i would have done it in response?
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia Nalaar enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.
phorrestgaze: oof ouch my spells
Science_and_Magic: Wait, Top doesn't tap to look at top 3?!?!
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
benjamin_wheeler: 3/10 counterbalance flips
libraryrulesrule: This is going to be slow and painful
rarermonsters: Sensei's Divining Top is simultaneously the best and worst designed card of all time
NazakYuzak: Ben is a precious gem that must be protected :(
MuffinsOnAHill: Now Jer is on top of the world.
AlonsoSwift: And this is why Top is now banned in Legacy
DiscordianTokkan: Vendillion Cleek
firelordgamez: Top only taps to draw
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Science_and_Magic: Oof that's powerful
fiftymcnasty: its a good combo, but man is it no fun at all to play against
LetsConsider: Is hatebears an aggro deck, or midrange deck?
Loonatic93: It'll be fun to see what sorts of new U/W control shenanigans will show up in the next Ravnica set.
Gentleman_skieZ: what lets hin counter the spells?
rarermonsters: Counterbalance
AllStarGyudon: Hey Ben! Do you have green nail polish? Think it’d look great
wlsack: @Gentleman_skieZ Counterbalance
incredulouspasserby: !card counterbalance
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
DiscordianTokkan: !card counterbalance
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
FireBasilisk53: Ben you Basket of eggs
Gentleman_skieZ: nnasty
benjamin_wheeler: Sensei's Divining Top is one of the best cards of all time, and if anyone disagrees then i'll have to have a stern conversation with them
magicalphilosopher: Is this the same uw deck Jeramy used in the highlander championships ages ago now?
Kyawadoa: I guess this is what equilibrium looks like
Squiidd_pope: needs more prowling serpopard
rarermonsters: @benjamin_wheeler In response to that argument I top
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
NazakYuzak: tic toc, Ben's on a clock
LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | +1: Untap two target lands. / −1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / −4: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Pryingchain20: !deck
Diabore: when is it proper to scoop?
freshmaker__: look at all the mana leaking out of that thing.
benjamin_wheeler: @rarermonsters in response, I'll also spin top
Gentleman_skieZ: really boring to watch tbhä
wtrob: Ben is on a 9 turn clock
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LetsConsider: @Diabore Very rarely when there isn't a timer
Squiidd_pope: I remember that photo
Earthenone: i would have probobly scooped to top with counterbalance in play
AlonsoSwift: Top, Top, Concede?
NazakYuzak: LUL
Squiidd_pope: It was actually a tragic sign that was altered to say ban top
TonyStark1986: THIS...IS...NO FUN!
Coniugatio: that uw deck is marvellous
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Vezon46: land on the stack...
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
benjamin_wheeler: I once purchased a cake that read "Ban Treasure Cruise", but i would never ask for Top to be banned
AtlasJackson: How much would you have to pay for a "counterspell" that hit land plays?
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Pharmacistjudge: I wonder at what point do you just give up casting spells and just westvale abbey every turn
unusuallylargemoth: I came in just in time to see this and Ben is after my own heart, rocking Naya Tokens, my baby girl deck
head_cannon: @AtlasJackson There are instants that say "players can
Diabore: its bens birthday!?!
Squiidd_pope: Isn’t that just a ponza deck?
rarermonsters: U Wincons: Tiny Brain: Consecrated Sphinx. Medium Brain: Jace the Mind Sculptor. Exploding Brain: Morphling. Galaxy Brain: Trinket Mage
jeff_sg: Birthday
DoodlestheGreat: Well, happy birthday to whoever that was.
head_cannon: @AtlasJackson 't play lands this turn", but you don't get to pick & choose.
magicalphilosopher: Did top used to be pointed?
benjamin_wheeler: Omega Level Brain: Soldevi Excavations
LRRbot: Triplicate Spirits [4WW] | Sorcery | Convoke / Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
Squiidd_pope: I think top is still pointed
I_Like_Big_Bots: I love this no fun deck so much. really want to build it
Dirt_Gopher: the card that dominated M15 limited
ThePov42: Oh man I loved playing Trip Spirits in limited
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly
LRRbot: Absorb [WUU] | Instant | Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.
AtlasJackson: @head_cannon I guess the NAP never gets priority anyway, so that's the best we can hope for.
Squiidd_pope: Pog
ChaoticEvil_: sweet, I get to see this live!
AlonsoSwift: Notably, Absorb costs UWU
Coniugatio: I would love to play jer's deck
SuperGiraffe: remember to shuffle after the impulse Kappa
zozushin: Alright I'm relatively new to the game and I just joined the stream. What exactly is Canadian Highlander?
Loonatic93: Ravnica Allegiance spoiler season should be coming up soon! I'm pumped up with anticipation on what my favorite genetic engineers have up their U/G sleeves!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !explain canlander
Jacobontherun1: thats a lot of basics
firelordgamez: !card Impulse
LRRbot: Impulse [1U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
ChaoticEvil_: Every card besides stupid ones @zozushin
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !canadian highlander
Earthenone: !canlander
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I know we had a command for this...
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ahh, thanks Earthenone
LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn or when Voice of Resurgence dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
Earthenone: anytime
libraryrulesrule: does ben have the mana to make tokens with the abbey?
Squiidd_pope: voiceeee
Squiidd_pope: It’s 5 for Abby
AlonsoSwift: Threat stuck PogChamp
AtlasJackson: @zozushin You can play with *almost* every card that was ever printed, but you can only have one copy of each card that's not a basic land.
AlonsoSwift: Aaand it's gone
Kyawadoa: HE resolved a spell PogChamp
Kykiwi: ouch
Squiidd_pope: So yes, but he can’t attack with arbor then
Vezon46: the best path
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
SpicyNapalm: gotta reveal for ben jer! or is it a may trigger? lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
the_canuck_mystic: voice of exile also have a trigger ?
SpicyNapalm: counterbalance that is
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
SpicyNapalm: voice token also
SamanthaVess: Exiled, SpicyNapalm
SpicyNapalm: oh wait that a die trigge
Silver__Knight_: SpicyNapalm Counterbalance is a may
the_canuck_mystic: Thgouh I guess he needs a moment.
benjamin_wheeler: technically we share a banned list w/ Vintage ie: Conspiracy, ante and dexterity cards.
AtlasJackson: @SpicyNapalm Counterbalance is a "may" effect.
the_canuck_mystic: exiled != dies ?
SpicyNapalm: @silver__knight_ thanks! @atlasjackson too
firelordgamez: dies = goes to graveyard
djalternative: I'd love to see another beejlander sometime soon.
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, ben could've bolted the Voice?
the_canuck_mystic: TIL!
benjamin_wheeler: and Sharazad
freshmaker__: definitely my favourite path, and my favourite swords is the ice age, Kaja Foglio one.
incredulouspasserby: He could have, probably better to kill their threat
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, fair point
benjamin_wheeler: @freshmaker__ Kaja STP best STP
Diabore: oh no
AtlasJackson: That's not what Ben wants to hear.
MercuryCreates: Asking from desert bus. but did the dice friends ravnica stream happen already?
wtrob: Uh oh
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: MercuryCreates not yet
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LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
LRRbot: Needle Spires | Land | Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.
SamanthaVess: Imagine having your lightning bolt condemned rooFeels
SpicyNapalm: Counterbalance is good Magic FeelsAmazingMan
Squiidd_pope: Ben is uhhhh
Dumori: This match feels tenser than maybe it should
Squiidd_pope: He’s fighting
head_cannon: Does "Vendillion Clique, looking, but not replacing any of the opponent's cards" qualify as the Galaxy Brain stage of that meme?
rarermonsters: Yes
TonyStark1986: what the counterbalance counter up to now wheeler?
Mithgar: Ben - Thank you SO VERY MUCH for playing the Dryad Arbor which doesn't have the "dick-ish" art on it.
SpicyNapalm: @dumori he clique'd and didn't take anything, there is no tension at least to me
LingoBox: Even though I love a good "synergy" deck (like Jeremys control deck), I see why people rather play aggro
rarermonsters: Actually, no that's only Exploding Brain, Galaxy Brain is Cliquing yourself for Card Selection
Earthenone: the galaxy move it to clique yourself and not replace
Squiidd_pope: Nope, it’s vendillion clique myself and take no action as the ultimate version
goblin_ski_patrol: ^
benjamin_wheeler: Baby brain: Clique opponent take card Medium brain: Clique yourself take card Big brain: Clique opponent take nothing Galaxy brain: target yourself, take nothing
LRRbot: Sphinx's Revelation [XWUU] | Instant | You gain X life and draw X cards.
NazakYuzak: oh
incredulouspasserby: Get thereeeee oop nope
NazakYuzak: oh no
Dumori: ouch
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly
MuffinsOnAHill: Oh lord.
Dumori: that some value
TheM8: huh
freshmaker__: yikes sphinxs rev, ya hate to see that
Squiidd_pope: WOO
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
SpicyNapalm: yeah this game been over awhile
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
azureHaights: This does not look good for Homestar Ulmer
ArmadilloAL: I once responded to a Rev for 6 with Notion Thief. That was a good day.
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
AtlasJackson: Oh man.
ChaoticEvil_: RIp
rarermonsters: @SpicyNapalm Not really, Ben had some uncounterable threats
NazakYuzak: still hanging onnnn
Squiidd_pope: I see a line
magicalphilosopher: Was that terminus?
LRRbot: Fractured Identity [3WU] | Sorcery | Exile target nonland permanent. Each player other than its controller creates a token that's a copy of it.
LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
Squiidd_pope: Urp, nevermind
SpicyNapalm: not shuffling e
benjamin_wheeler: Unfortunately, Jeremy isn't playing Elixir of Immortality for max sorrow
NazakYuzak: q.q
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
SpicyNapalm: with fetch to counter?
NazakYuzak: big oof
azureHaights: Search, search concede
Jacobontherun1: the no fun deck living up to it's name
Ukon_vasara: turning lands into other lands
Dr_fragenstien: @card westvale abbe
ArmadilloAL: Scapeshift the Wreckage.
Dr_fragenstien: arg
WitherManX27: Your nails looks nice Ben.
TonyStark1986: killing it Jeremy!
SpicyNapalm: no fun? this looks great to me
judahdev: Basic per creature
Dr_fragenstien: !card westvale abbey
LRRbot: Westvale Abbey (back: Ormendahl, Profane Prince) | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 1/1 white and black Human Cleric creature token. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice five creatures: Transform Westvale Abbey, then untap it.
Ukon_vasara: jeremy cast scapeshift for his opponent
benjamin_wheeler: !card Downton Abbey
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Squiidd_pope: Westvale abby isn’t useable at this point
ParabolaPanda: shouldnt ben get 3 lands off settle?
SpicyNapalm: my UW deck beat ben's token list too if this is the same one, not sure it is a great matchup
incredulouspasserby: Mighta missed
Squiidd_pope: He doesn’t run that many basics panda
LRRbot: Teferi, Hero of Dominaria [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | +1: Draw a card. At the beginning of the next end step, untap two lands. / −3: Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library third from the top. / −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever you draw a card, exile target permanent an opponent controls."
Ckiva: I assume he ran out of basics
tehcrashxor: lrrSCOOP
ParabolaPanda: ah rip
SpicyNapalm: LUL
Squiidd_pope: And that’s the ball game
NazakYuzak: had a feeling there was a teferi in there LUL
DrWreckage: God teferi is miserable
SpicyNapalm: lrrSCOOP lrrAWW
A1_Saucy: cast away target?
Usernamenotavailablee7: LUL
incredulouspasserby: C'mon Ben!!
circusofkirkus: Wait, is this Arena now LUL
Squiidd_pope: LETS SLOW THINGS DOWN
tehcrashxor: Is this the first matchup tonight?
DiscordianTokkan: This is just confirming to me that I much prefer decks like Ben's to Jeremy's. Permission Magic just... Isn't fun to play against and/or watch
Type_One___: cheer100
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: tehcrashxor yes
redeysau: @tehcrashxor yeah
freshmaker__: ayy i found a shiny squirtle in pogo. thanks community events
azureHaights: @DiscordianTokkan What about Persimmons Magic?
tehcrashxor: thanks
rarermonsters: You can tell the Standard players because they're freaking out over Teferi in a game where he already had CounterTop active
DoctorCactus: top was ridiculous too
Dumori: I actually enjoy watching or playing heavy control hell I even don't mind playing against it just a diffrent puzzel
magicalphilosopher: Yeah some times it just feels bad when opponent is super salty there's only so much salt I can take
DiscordianTokkan: @azureHaights Persimmon magic'd be delicious, at least
Squiidd_pope: Teferi is still oppressive AF to be fair
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Stomping Ground enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Temple of Enlightenment | Land | Temple of Enlightenment enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Enlightenment enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
incredulouspasserby: Ooh scry lands, I miss those
LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn or when Voice of Resurgence dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
NazakYuzak: LUL
Kyawadoa: ''GLL'' good luck, lol
benjamin_wheeler: what a rollercoaster
LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
redeysau: Gl mf. Good luck, my fun
rarermonsters: It's simple: If you hate hard control play the deck a few times. Once you understand how many weaknesses it has you won't hate it anymore
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly
PhoenixMelior: lrrWOW
ChaoticEvil_: THE DECK
MuffinsOnAHill: Lol!
chickenace11: ouch
LRRbot: Celestial Colonnade | Land | Celestial Colonnade enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, Celestial Colonnade becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.
Squiidd_pope: On a scale of 1 to 10, how enlightened are you
the_canuck_mystic: The no fun begins
ChaoticEvil_: 13
Squiidd_pope: WOW
wtrob: Powerful Magic!
djalternative: What if they played a draft where it was only cards made by fans/the internet.
LRRbot: Legion's Landing [W] (back: Adanto, the First Fort) | Legendary Enchantment | When Legion's Landing enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / When you attack with three or more creatures, transform Legion's Landing.
Squiidd_pope: WOOOOOW
magicalphilosopher: Poor Ben
ArmadilloAL: On a scale of 1 to Bret Hart, how screwed is Ben?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Squiidd_pope: the full Bret heart
incredulouspasserby: <message deleted>Hmm
LRRbot: Impulse [1U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
incredulouspasserby: <message deleted>!card celestial col
LRRbot: Celestial Colonnade | Land | Celestial Colonnade enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, Celestial Colonnade becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.
red_shoes_jeff: MAKE IT SO.
incredulouspasserby: <message deleted>oh okay yeah no bolt wouldnt'a done anything
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
NazakYuzak: Burn him down, Ben! SwiftRage
Squiidd_pope: Helixxxxx
Loonatic93: You can play hard control decks all ya want and still think it is absolutely no fun. But the, I prefer midrange, so I am pretty biased.
phorrestgaze: aMAZing!
Squiidd_pope: Burn him down like your Seth Rollins
head_cannon: Wow, after all the Magic Theory I've read about not throwing your burn spells away on the on the opponent's life total early on, this is kind of a trip to watch, since that's actually the correct line.
bradlby: he saw the line
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
benjamin_wheeler: 20 to the dome
PhoenixMelior: token burn?
LRRbot: Pia Nalaar [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia Nalaar enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{R}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / {1}, Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Prohibit [1U] | Instant | Kicker {2} / Counter target spell if its converted mana cost is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its converted mana cost is 4 or less instead.
Type_One___: love that card in pauper
SamanthaVess: Much better than noobhibit
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
Loonatic93: Or Amaturehibit.
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
azureHaights: Decked Builder, pls
ArmadilloAL: And Con-hibit, now that it sold out to the sponsors.
incredulouspasserby: <message deleted>come on untap
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
incredulouspasserby: <message deleted>oh nope
phorrestgaze: three on board needs to be responded to
Decaped: so not moat
Squiidd_pope: Here we go
tergonis: Omniscience, calling it
SpicyNapalm: lingering souls? is this dark naya? lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library.
Vezon46: ono
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: oooh baaby
Squiidd_pope: UwU what’s this?
azureHaights: Future Sight (TM). Mages Love It!
Skudd: Ah, Future Sight. Great card, great set.
DoctorCactus: ooooh future sigh, my favorite card
migelino164: <message deleted>FUwUture Sight
jawz77: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:56.
rarermonsters: FUwUre Sight
Bugberry: If only Magus of the Future from Future Sight
Squiidd_pope: El spirito
azureHaights: Sword of Awkward? What's that do? Tap down defending player's creatures?
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
phorrestgaze: it's just white
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UnknownGerm: too low contrast in the art
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
AlonsoSwift: I mean, name me a UB dual that isn't just "crappy wet place"
Loonatic93: A lake in a plain? So Western Minnesota!
wtrob: All the UB lands are Dank Wet Place
LRRbot: Elspeth, Knight-Errant [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth [4] | +1: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / +1: Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. / −8: You get an emblem with "Artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands you control have indestructible."
F1SHOR: a what now....
forlornhope22: I guess a UW land could be an Island in the sky.
ralphmaccookin: Wouldn't a sargasso sea be more of a swamp?
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SrMuskrat: isn't a lake in a plain just a glorified swamp?
Kyawadoa: Ben coming through with the 1/1 army
incredulouspasserby: <message deleted>!monkaS
Earthenone: thanks mods
Bugberry: Lorwyn has no lakes or oceans, only rivers.
ADTalks: lol BALEETED
ChaoticEvil_: Dimir guild gate looks more mysterious than wet and crappy?
incredulouspasserby: thanks
Squiidd_pope: Wow
SamanthaVess: forlornhope22, like Nimbus Maze?
incredulouspasserby: sorry
Type_One___: well that sure is a threat to have stick
migelino164: <message deleted>!monkaS
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: y'all, let's not give in to spammers.
incredulouspasserby: gut instinct, my b
Ukon_vasara: now i want a sargasso sea dualland
Decaped: put Jer's deck on the card reader :-)
freshmaker__: OH BOY
LRRbot: Fractured Identity [3WU] | Sorcery | Exile target nonland permanent. Each player other than its controller creates a token that's a copy of it.
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly
Kykiwi: Oh snap
Kykiwi: dang
incredulouspasserby: oh that's hilarious tho
UnknownGerm: Dig slightly awkward with Future Sight
MuffinsOnAHill: Wow
phorrestgaze: oof
SamanthaVess: O O F
Squiidd_pope: I was literally about to do it to then I realized you dont have to do anything to activate a gift sub
Type_One___: wowy
freshmaker__: Fractured ID is so underrated
Kyawadoa: Brutal
migelino164: Serves me right for not keeping messages deleted. Curse you BetterTTV! *shakes fist*
Squiidd_pope: UUUHHHH
PhoenixMelior: lrrWOW
Squiidd_pope: WOW
magicalphilosopher: I love that card
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Type_One___: that sure is a threat to steal
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
chickenace11: that card with Phage is a win con in some commander decks
azureHaights: Reset Elspeth's loyalty?
rarermonsters: Elspeth Heel turn!
head_cannon: Fractured Identity outside of Commander sure is ridiculous.
incredulouspasserby: He +1'd her too
LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / 0: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / 0: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
azureHaights: Oh
LetsConsider: @azureHaights He upped it immediately
azureHaights: That fast magic
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FlameI7: I keep forgetting this is live
Squiidd_pope: Garuk has shown up all 3 games
ralphmaccookin: Garruk, Garruk, Garruk is on fire
tehcrashxor: punch!
LRRbot: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (front: Garruk Relentless) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk | +1: Create a 1/1 black Wolf creature token with deathtouch. / −1: Sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / −3: Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Dumori: Garruck Hell Turned!
benjamin_wheeler: a fight? Count me in!
ADTalks: Are Ben's power proxies I wonder?
Squiidd_pope: Gambling? I’m in!
azureHaights: BAH GAWN an RKO-Ring out of nowhere!
Type_One___: I miss Garruk
DiscordianTokkan: Garruk, the Metal Album Cover
azureHaights: *gawd
ArcOfTheConclave: why top of deck reveiled?
migelino164: They're likely collectors edition Moxen
Kyawadoa: Hehe, pile on!
Pharmacistjudge: probably borrowed as well
Insert_code: @ArcOfTheConclave Future sight in play
Squiidd_pope: !card future sight
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library.
azureHaights: @ArcOfTheConclave Future Sight in play
rarermonsters: Flip Garruk is an illustration of what knowing Liliana does to a man
DiscordianTokkan: @ArcOfTheConclave Future Sight
magicalphilosopher: I feel like flip garruk is like a before and after meth picture
Piraticaltaoism: Who’s the non-plaid person sitting in Ben’s seat?
ArcOfTheConclave: thanks everyone.
Squiidd_pope: Garuk the hangry
LRRbot: Cast Out [3W] | Enchantment | Flash / When Cast Out enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield. / Cycling {W}
azureHaights: @magicalphilosopher Chain Veil. Not even once.
F1SHOR: noone puts garruk in the corner!
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse: gooooo Ben! mister165Wave benginHeart pizzas3PA benginOmg pizzas3RM
l0gin4me: If cast out goes away, which side of Garruk comes back?
Ckiva: anyone else like bread?
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Pharmacistjudge: @l0gin4me the owers control
Pharmacistjudge: owners
DoctorCactus: ben has quite the bling deck
wtrob: That's a very shiny Mystic Confluence.
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
WitherManX27: POGGERS
mastershake29x: @l0gin4me the front side
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DigitalSeahorse: pizzas3Pizza katesBread katesHeart I like bread
incredulouspasserby: 3/3 on the dang settle
benjamin_wheeler: @l0gin4me it comes back as the original (green) side
head_cannon: @l0gin4me It'll be brand new, as if it was just cast.
bradlby: you'll have to settle for some lands
l0gin4me: ty
wtrob: Jer is always lucky. He drew Settle every game.
nurovi: I mean, he's drawn a bajillion cards
bradlby: look how savagely boxed that deck is
LetsConsider: He has a lot of card draw too, tho. So not like he's drawing it naturally
rarermonsters: @wtrob He's casting tons of draw spells including Dig Through Time, it's not luck
azureHaights: GRAND PRIX
Grizzly_cyborg: 4
DoctorCactus: is ben's deck boxed? BibleThump
DigitalSeahorse: is Alex playing today?...no wait there's a bunch of people going to Philly nevermind
LRRbot: Library of Alexandria | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !players
LRRbot: Today's players are Ben Ulmer, Benjamin Wheeler, Cameron, and Jeremy.
the_one_and_only_kim: Gold bordered is like $80
jeff_sg: Boxed deck WutFace
ADHammy1668: He already played a land, couldn’t play the library
the_one_and_only_kim: (I just bought one)
Dumori: Nah man gold bordered has SPIKED for sure
LRRbot: Blade Splicer [2W] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/1] | When Blade Splicer enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token. / Golem creatures you control have first strike.
freshmaker__: wow only 80... maybe its time to buy a cradle.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | +1: Untap two target lands. / −1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / −4: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
ADHammy1668: The gold bordered cards are pretty sweet
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
bradlby: treachery that vamp
LRRbot: Treachery [3UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Treachery enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands. / You control enchanted creature.
Dumori: I know for sure some gold border stuff is pretty high now
the_one_and_only_kim: gold bordered currently $65 on Card Kingdom (A Kingdom of Cards!)
freshmaker__: I know cradle is a classic at this point, but i kinda wish i could have the mtgo promo in paper.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
the_one_and_only_kim: and in stock
Kyawadoa: Uh yeah, this is some serious control shenanigans going on
ChaoticEvil_: No fun is the name of the game
fiftymcnasty: This looks like a miserable game to play
RoseGokuu: use minamo to untap elspeth PogChamp
Decaped: !card azorious charm
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
rarermonsters: That Preordain looks like what a 00s Phillip K Dick Movie adaptation would assume computers would look like
DiscordianTokkan: Minamo Doot doooot de doot doot
Earthenone: !card banefire
LRRbot: Banefire [XR] | Sorcery | Banefire deals X damage to any target. / If X is 5 or more, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
Piraticaltaoism: Jer is winning by having the fun. Fun is finite.
JustNotAFox: Use Minamo... to untap Minamo!
AlonsoSwift: Logic? I think Knot!
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
LRRbot: Logic Knot [XUU] | Instant | Delve / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
ADHammy1668: Jeremy’s deck looks awesome
incredulouspasserby: Fuck me sideways
LRRbot: Search for Azcanta [1U] (back: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta.
Kyawadoa: We're losing Ben, nooooo
wtrob: Ben are you having fun yet?
MuffinsOnAHill: I normally prefer UB control type strategies, just a preference, but I love what's going on.
KennyMorgan: when it rains, it pours
Blasteg: PoWerFUl MaGIc
Skudd: Oh no did we break Ben
Vezon46: you're in the soup now, ben.
Dumori: Ben is 100% having fun just not with his cards
tergonis: that is a sloppy board over there
bradlby: the state of this board though
LRRbot: Triplicate Spirits [4WW] | Sorcery | Convoke / Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
JustNotAFox: Well... one of the cards is his
LetsConsider: Jeremy, your board is making me anxious
fiftymcnasty: Ben needs a banefire
Kykiwi: how many counters could he have ? Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride
DiscordianTokkan: woof
bradlby: #blessed
LRRbot: Arch of Orazca | Land | Ascend / {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have the city's blessing.
the_one_and_only_kim: it's OK Ben, we won't judge you if you scoop :)
Vezon46: thats hot
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
Jacobontherun1: climbing that y-axis
LRRbot: Field of Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles their library.
magicalphilosopher: Oh dear god
Ukon_vasara: Jeremy has ascended beyond fun Kreygasm
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
LRRbot: Brushland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Brushland deals 1 damage to you.
UnknownGerm: Man, such interactive magic happening here
incredulouspasserby: This is just. Ugh.
Dumori: Look I think Ben want's to see Jer's deck win too
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Kyawadoa: The Brushland counter lethal
TonyStark1986: Behold the power of Azorius!
rarermonsters: Ben's line here is that Jeremy accumulates so much value that he Implodes in on himself like a collapsing star
fcg_shadow: That deck is going off!
darthinvaderix: surprise fireball inc
hawkfalcon8: what up
head_cannon: I love control decks. All the struggle to get to a point where you're in the driver's seat makes it so cathartic when you get there.
tergonis: maybe Jer will mill himself out!
AlonsoSwift: Ben's line is that Jer mills himself Kappa
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thunderfrost: the line is mill
Vyous: Banefire please
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
ArcOfTheConclave: Jer is having way to much fun.
thraximore: lmao playing to die faster
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
auxv: what did i come into......
CapnRobert: blue white no fun seems accurate
ancientspark: Geez ben, you can't even kill yourself legally
Silver__Knight_: auxv the control deck stabilized
incredulouspasserby: Damn I really wanted to see the Ben mirror
mtgdabest: it looks like somebody threw Jer's deck all over the table
Dumori: That deck is so boxed if it was any more boxed it would be less boxed
AlonsoSwift: Ben's gonna reveal his black splash for Death's Shadow Kappa
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Decaped: ben is helping.
Kyawadoa: @auxv Some powerful magic is what
Blasteg: just mill Jer out Kappa
thraximore: you can just concede ben ;_;
Kykiwi: mogRip ben
TonyStark1986: AZORIUS WINS!!!!
Insert_code: THE ELSPETH
tergonis: ben picked up elspeth
tergonis: jer*
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE unarmeHmm
Ukon_vasara: lrrFINE
JustNotAFox: jer picked up ben's elspeth
magicalphilosopher: FATALITY
Ckiva: lrrFINE
poetmarawr: slytqItsFine slytqItsFine slytqItsFine
freshmaker__: playing for ante
AlonsoSwift: At least they have different-colored sleeves
benjamin_wheeler: playing for Ante Kappa
PatFromIT: Deck name accurate, I had exactly 0 fun watching this
strgrv: it's like duelist kingdom, you keep their best card if you win
Dumori: Secretly playing ante
the_last_hop: are there decklists?
fcg_shadow: killed with your own elspeth is tough beats
RedTrinket1: Man chat hates control
sir_jack_DB: !decklists
AlonsoSwift: @strgrv Um, akshually that was Battle City
Earthenone: @strgrv that was battle city, not duelist kingdom
JustNotAFox: didn't serge have a story about judging where two people with the same color sleeves in a mirror match shuffled their decks into each other accidentally?
magicalphilosopher: Bens got to win to represent the bens in the finals
absorbedtulip9: How long are the breaks normally?
the_one_and_only_kim: @PatFromIT I really enjoy watching control fight to stabilize and then take over
Pharmacistjudge: @JustNotAFox yes he does
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sir_jack_DB: I hate control because it's two-man solitaire
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: absorbedtulip9 it varies depending on the day, it'll probably be about 5 minutes
sushiboy11: Sweet match
PatFromIT: @the_one_and_only_kim I'm certainly glad someone had fun, I find control really grindy when it works and a bit like a train wreck when it doesn't
magicalphilosopher: What are the decks Ben wheeler and cam on?
thraximore: c'est la vie
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !decklists
thraximore: magic is fun for different folks in different ways
absorbedtulip9: Thank you @the_ocean_who_subbed I wanted to check before I left for a moment how long it’ll be. :)
zak_shwap: I would not describe Control as two person solitaire. Control plays a specific way and the best way is to subvert their plan. Midrange is fairly good at beating control.\
the_one_and_only_kim: @PatFromIT many people do not scoop when they have already lost vs control for many turns
incredulouspasserby: I enjoy fair control. I'm playing Grixis control on Arena and the back and forth still exists despite my controlling aspects. That's a good game.
magicalphilosopher: Thanks
sir_jack_DB: @zak_shwap: k.
incredulouspasserby: CounterTop is not fair.
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the_one_and_only_kim: I know this is a stream and Ben didn't want to concede on stream but he had lost for about 4 turns there
PatFromIT: @the_one_and_only_kim Quite true. I'm as guilty of that as anyone :P
AlonsoSwift: Ooh, Cam's repping Aristocrats tonight. Cool!
thunderfrost: are there decklists?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !decklists
thunderfrost: awesome ty <3
sushiboy11: Oooh, Sorenson gonna see play
Bengineering: I come to you from the shadow reeealm~
sushiboy11: Rip Ben
incredulouspasserby: RIP Ben we hardly knew thee
zak_shwap: F! CRAP! GHOSTS!!!!
Comrademik: how is that land of wind and shadows ben?
frikamajig: F
magicalphilosopher: Poor Ben
Bengineering: its chilly my dood
neko8ninja: the shadow realm
Xen0neX10: F
thunderfrost: nice try
wolf2012pack: how can you be Shadow Realmed if you're not banned. *taps forehead*
darthinvaderix: f
fiftymcnasty: Is Aqua there Ben?
neko8ninja: heard it's a nice place to chill
Bengineering: those were great games. Jerry is a hell of a player
magicalphilosopher: Is it more of a purple realm?
Bengineering: Jeremy
freshmaker__: Welp, now I own a gold-bordered Gaea's Cradle. I did not realise they were quite so cheap. Now I need to think of something to do with it. I'm thinking maybe old Trostani EDH.
sushiboy11: Those games were sweet
Bengineering: jesus phone chill on the auto correct
PatFromIT: @Bengineering my friend has 6 unopened packs of 3rd revised. Does she crack or sell?
Comrademik: so once that engine gets going, are there any outs for your deck @Bengineering
magicalphilosopher: Was that your first time playing him?
Bengineering: yeah!
Xen0neX10: Is Library core in u/w control?
sushiboy11: Fr thinking about Naya tokens for CanLander
wtrob: This makes me want to build UW control in EDH, but that sounds like no fun for anyone else.
the_one_and_only_kim: your phone saw Jer doing nothing and assumed he was Seinfeld
sushiboy11: Lol
neko8ninja: LUL
Kyawadoa: !decklists
DoctorCactus: @Bengineering thanks for the fun games ben!
incredulouspasserby: @wtrob might I suggest UW flicker? control elements but you play interactive games of magic
Xen0neX10: @wtrob I have a list for Azor with the only wincon as approach, it's kinda fun
Bengineering: I think UW is hella. it's always my toughest matchup as an aggro player
freshmaker__: @Bengineering good games! thanks for showing off a cool deck. I'm trying to make naya tokens work in standard. :P
keltonhicks: pure control is usually not too fun in your averags game of commander
wolf2012pack: Hey Dr. LRR - if we ever want to watch a past stream, would you prefer us to watch a Twitch VOD or the YouTube upload?
Xen0neX10: @Bengineering Best of luck for your games!!!
Kcollington: Resolving Sphinx's Rev for X>5 is just... life.
wtrob: I def want to use Azor because I have an artist proof, but I might run more win conditions than just Approach.
Kcollington: Pun entirely intended.
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Xen0neX10: @wtrob I run just approach to be funny :P buy yeah, it's better to run other things
sushiboy11: @bengineering Run that boy Rampaging Ferocidons and Thrun. Just push them to the limit
LoadingReadyRun: wolf2012pack whatever is easier for you. Youtube is usually better, though (and the commercials are edited out)
Xen0neX10: @wtrob I joke that my alternate wincon is elixir or immortality and boredom
wtrob: If Sphinx's Revelation is my commander maybe I can be always lucky and draw Settle the Wreckage every game 🤔
wolf2012pack: cool, thanks!
keltonhicks: @wtrob i have a friend who runs a raf capushen, ships mage commandder deck. its pretty sweet, and azor is in the 99
Xen0neX10: GAMES HYPE!!!!!!!!!
keltonhicks: @wtrob you play everything at instant speed lol
Scherezad: VoHiYo how goes it?
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
magicalphilosopher: Yay more magic
wtrob: @keltonhicks that sounds pretty sweet
EOstby: Meesa Arid?
tehcrashxor: The Other Ben
phorrestgaze: yep
Akaiatana: Cameron is making fetch happen
Comrademik: yes
Issurru: MEESA???? Jar Jar is strong with Cameron DansGame
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
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sushiboy11: Time for Sorenson v Aristocrats
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
the_bananarchist: Hey y'all, just got here; how are our wholesome highlander bois doing?
magicalphilosopher: What is Sorensen again?
purpledragons16: sound problems
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
A1_Saucy: approps for that shirt
ArmadilloAL: They haven't had any fun, that's for sure @the_bananarchist
wikisome: Heya Wheeler, keep rockin' the floral!
sushiboy11: It’s a U/G tempo deck
LRRbot: Delver of Secrets [U] (back: Insectile Aberration) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform Delver of Secrets.
Comrademik: show us the secrets
strigonLeader: Delver can't lose
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Kramburger: Yes hello, is this The Wheeler?
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Decaped: m-m-m-m-m-multi BEN!
n3ther: lol
wtrob: Powerful magic
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
ArmadilloAL: Well, I mean if your first Delver hasn't flipped, you've likely drawn more Delvers by definition.
head_cannon: Magic: The Shuffling
LetsConsider: I've had that experience with delver
TheTunnelingCat: are decklists posted somewhere?
RoseGokuu: sometimes merfolk of the pearl trident is all you need
Loonatic93: Neat! It's Mardu vs. the two colors that aren't in Mardu!!!!!!!!!
Diabore: so if ben loses,and theres time for a not winners bracket, we can find out who is the ulimate ben
Comrademik: !decklists
sushiboy11: And together they build Progenitus
jonasjonIV: I like this Ben.
incredulouspasserby: I love Ben Wheeler's shirts, they're always v colorful and interesting
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
magicalphilosopher: I like both bens
Kykiwi: delver pls
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Kykiwi: delver why
sushiboy11: All the floral!
bradlby: goodbye delver, you had your chance
LRRbot: Pious Evangel [2W] (back: Wayward Disciple) | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever Pious Evangel or another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another permanent: Transform Pious Evangel.
PhoenixMelior: oops I'm back late... is Ben seriously playing Sorenson? Oh boy
ChaoticEvil_: Is that aristocrats I see? And Alex is nowhere to be seen?
sushiboy11: Is my video behind? I haven’t seen Pious Evangel hit the tabke
magicalphilosopher: Delver is a cold mistress
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Breeding Pool enters the battlefield tapped.
bradlby: cam has played this deck the past few times I think
SuperGiraffe: Cam's playing some mighty nice basics
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
wtrob: 0/2 Delver flips
Ashen_Prime: What is Ben's creature?
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Earthenone: delver of secrets
Insert_code: The delver whiff counter is at two
sushiboy11: Much Delve, very secrets
Earthenone: a 1/1 that turns into a 3.2 flyer if ben has an instant or sorcery on top
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Ashen_Prime: @Earthenone Thank you.
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2.
bradlby: Wowee
wtrob: sergeHolyMoly
incredulouspasserby: Yeow
Dumori: Called shot
Xen0neX10: ot damn
Insert_code: Whiff counter is at 3
sushiboy11: Rip
EOstby: Spell? Snared/
LRRbot: Delver of Secrets [U] (back: Insectile Aberration) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform Delver of Secrets.
ChaoticUndercurrent: #Calledit
smartguyc1089: flying man without flying
wtrob: 0/3 on Delver
Kyawadoa: The final is going to be brutal if Ben wins
sushiboy11: That War Marshal just wanted to hang with his buddy
GreenMittenz: Never before have a seen a flying man flop on the floor so hard.
Loonatic93: That's some Daniel Negraneux level of mind reading.
Alness49: UnarmedOracle isn't just a fancy screen name
DoctorCactus: op 1/1 for 1 blue
LRRbot: Crackling Doom [RWB] | Instant | Crackling Doom deals 2 damage to each opponent. Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.
PhoenixMelior: ooh crackling doom
incredulouspasserby: Haven't seen this since Zurgo commander decks were a thing in my meta
Anaerin: Bye goyf.
sushiboy11: That’s something you don’t see often
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
wtrob: 1/4
LRRbot: Insectile Aberration (front: Delver of Secrets) | Creature — Human Insect [3/2] | Flying
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
magicalphilosopher: Yay
bradlby: rishy p
LRRbot: Curious Obsession [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card." / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice Curious Obsession.
n3ther: you might even say you are obsessed with it
Loonatic93: When this landbase reaches seven, your gonna see some serious shit.
ArmadilloAL: Thank god we're no longer in the days of Port-on-Port-on-Port-on-your-other-Port Standard.
LetsConsider: Curious obsession seems real good
sushiboy11: I agree
Anaerin: Bonfire of the vanities?
LRRbot: Yahenni's Expertise [2BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn. / You may cast a card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
tehcrashxor: lrrSCOOP
Vezon46: heather is doing her 365 celebration stream and it's objectively the most wholesome thing ive seen on twitch]
Kyawadoa: The Mardu vorthos deck
Loonatic93: Heather is best girl.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Vezon46 I'm sure :) I think the plan is to raid after the stream :)
HalftrackHero: cardboard tribal
sushiboy11: Cam officially playing Mono-Red Devotion
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: but for now let's focus on the people who are performing for us here lrrHEART
Plaicoson: Jer's hoodie es the best
thunderfrost: mono red devotion with a white and black splash
sushiboy11: Of course
Comrademik: wait, are we gonna wind up with the control matchup
Comrademik: oh no...
sushiboy11: You need the white for Swords, and Black for Thoughtseize
the_bananarchist: Side note, my channukah gift to myself was filling out a rainbow lich deck for standard an oooo boy is it fun to play
Vezon46: we either get hot ben on ben action, or hot control on control action
the_bananarchist: news to me
thunderfrost: of course how else would your fanatic of mogis get through
magicalphilosopher: Ben there's always pongify and beast within ;)
sushiboy11: Exactly
EOstby: Hey, Serum Visions is FINE (in Modern and really nowhere else, but still)!
Anaerin: SplitScreen with Sylvan Library
theonlyangelx: someone at my lgs is playing Spy Network in their UW legends deck\
Dr_fragenstien: pshh, Tectonic Edge is where it's at. it lets you look at all your cards
theonlyangelx: it's... so bad
DoctorCactus: I laughed way too hard at that owl joke, thanks cam
sushiboy11: Also, @thunderfrost , you do need to cast your Gray but use Trait Doctoring so the devotion to Black is Red instead
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wikisome: @EOstby only because everything else is banned
thunderfrost: lmao of course i mean you can only run one fanatic of mogis so you just need to make your own
sushiboy11: Of course
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sushiboy11: That’s what the secret Trait Doctoring is for
thunderfrost: mhm nobody expects the secret splash
Killako: What game is this?
A1_Saucy: why does Ben keep reminding me of Chris Pratt?
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Loonatic93: Magic The: Gathering !Kappa
Loonatic93: Kappa
PhoenixMelior: Killako Yu-Gi-Oh!
Killako: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:29:03.
Anaerin: Killako: Magic the Gathering. It's by Wiza... Damnit Loonatic93 lrrBEEJ
PinoGraham: wasn't there a midteir vintage deck is is kinda like this
magicalphilosopher: Is it the same as miracle grow or is there a difference?
sushiboy11: I played a Jeskai control deck in modern, and every time I cast Serum Visions I about scry’d first
Killako: I mean game 1 or what
HalftrackHero: Firewall got banned!
DiscordianTokkan: Flooded Strand into Godless Shrine into Healing Salve wait what
Anaerin: Killako: Game 2.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Killako match 2 game 2 I believe
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Godless Shrine enters the battlefield tapped.
Anaerin: Why is Cam at 17? They've not started yet.
sushiboy11: Godless shrine off a fetch
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ralphmaccookin: Fetch into Shockland
LRRbot: Doomed Traveler [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Doomed Traveler dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
theonlyangelx: WARK WARK
Gentleman_skieZ: fetch shock
AlonsoSwift: WARK WARK
DiscordianTokkan: Congratulations! *wark wark!*
EOstby: Congratulations!
OneViolence: So why is it called Sorensen?
HalftrackHero: WARK WARK
Anaerin: sushiboy11: Ah.
Loonatic93: I can't wait to see the new art for Godless Shrine! Allegience can't come soon enough!
MrBurrito: they're playing modern, obvs
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: OneViolence it's the name of a local player
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
OneViolence: Aah.
LRRbot: Butcher Ghoul [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Undying
Plaicoson: oh butcher ghoul, thats a fellow i havent seen in some time
sushiboy11: And now, we dance to the tune of the Aristocracy
magicalphilosopher: Ben cast brain storm
LRRbot: Wild Mongrel [1G] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
the_bananarchist: mild wongrel
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
RoseGokuu: here comes the madness Kreygasm
wikisome: Jer, is ben running fish ponder in this deck?
nurovi: is it finee?
A1_Saucy: loved playing wasteland when I was a teenager
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
sushiboy11: Who knew playing good cards was a good idea?
EOstby: Speaking of the better of the two Ponder arts, I have one hanging over my computer right now.
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
OneViolence: Recruiter, the best card from all of Conspiracy
sushiboy11: Nice Ostby
DiscordianTokkan: YEEThenni
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ralphmaccookin: Fish Ponder all the way
PigmyWurm: it wasn't until a friend of mine got a.print of the moon Ponder that there is a face in the stars
sushiboy11: Now, we’re gonna instead talk about Brainstorm arts
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Dr_fragenstien: C L A S S I C
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LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
ChaoticEvil_: yo dawg I heard you liked wastelands so I wastelanded your wasteland so you could loam your wasteland
Jacobontherun1: sending that dog upstate
SamanthaVess: Discard to gain life rooPog
Pharmacistjudge: yes cam he did this to you..on your Quinceañera
DiscordianTokkan: *pitches hand to gain extra life*
sushiboy11: Upstate is an understatement
phorrestgaze: They're Good Dogs Brent
LRRbot: Curious Homunculus [1U] (back: Voracious Reader) | Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are three or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, transform Curious Homunculus.
bradlby: how curious
Insert_code: @DiscordianTokkan according to necro 1 card = 1 life so it's obviously an excellent trade
Insert_code: ;)
sushiboy11: Yup yup
the_bananarchist: hey curious homunculus is great
Clan_Dookie: LUL
ralphmaccookin: L-eye-brarian is good.
Pharmacistjudge: i'm actually quite interested. I cut it from U/R spells
LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature — Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
LRRbot: Curious Obsession [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card." / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice Curious Obsession.
ralphmaccookin: Magic: the Recursion
OneViolence: Notably, Cameron Lauder missed his 3rd landdrop here, so he isnt able to cast his Yahenni this turn either.
n3ther: A cat is dying somewhere
wtrob: 2 Curious 2 Obession
DiscordianTokkan: Curious^2 Homunculus
sushiboy11: Dat Homunculus is very curious
Selfkun: curiouser and curiouser
sushiboy11: Maximum knowledge required
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
HalftrackHero: Curiouser and curiouser
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
Diabore: !card butcher
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Diabore: !card butcher ghoul
LRRbot: Butcher Ghoul [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Undying
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LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
sushiboy11: Why thank you Ostby
LRRbot: Isolated Chapel | Land | Isolated Chapel enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
jeff_sg: Goyf
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
ChaoticEvil_: Oldy but a goody
solahwin_tampramain: katesLurk
Mithgar: Where does Counterspell land on the list of Best Counter Spells?
RoseGokuu: fishy counterspell for synergy with fishy ponder
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Pharmacistjudge: well it's under Force and under Mana Drain
OneViolence: Mithgar imo at #3
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Pack_A_Lunch: this guy looks like he's wearing pyjamas
sushiboy11: Anyone down for some Mental Mental Magic?
LRRbot: Curious Obsession [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card." / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice Curious Obsession.
Scherezad: I'd say Counterspell is #3. Mana Drain is #2, and Force of Will is #1
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DoctorHutch: Highlander FTW!
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LRRbot: Aven Riftwatcher [2W] | Creature — Bird Rebel Soldier [2/3] | Flying / Vanishing 3 / When Aven Riftwatcher enters the battlefield or leaves the battlefield, you gain 2 life.
Ukon_vasara: i'll think about it
DoctorCactus: SwiftRage curious obsession should be... oh wait Kappa
SrMuskrat: Under Force and Drain, maaybe under mental misstep but that really depends on format
Lightningbro: Oh god, Not mental-mental magic. That would clutter the chat so much...
sushiboy11: lrrBEEJ
DoctorHutch: is Butcher commonly pronounced different in canada then it is in the US?
sushiboy11: But it’s so fun
Pharmacistjudge: there was an article based on a north 100 conversation about counterspell power rankings
sushiboy11: Yeah!!
sushiboy11: Join the Mental Mental magic
TonyStark1986: in Mental Mental magic, I play Sherahzad
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
DiscordianTokkan: @DoctorHutch It's a Cammism, like saying island as Is-Land because it is)
Jacobontherun1: which member>
Jacobontherun1: ?
korvys: Dismember, a day early
DoctorHutch: ah okay thanks
TVsVeryOwn: POWERFUL MAGIC
lolinferno9: enchantment falls off?
Ukon_vasara: curious of the wording on that curious fellow
MrSquidee: @loadingreadyrun wait what is the best opening for mental mental with cavern of souls
LRRbot: Kolaghan's Command [1BR] | Instant | Choose two — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target player discards a card. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Kolaghan's Command deals 2 damage to any target.
the_bananarchist: He was a Tarmogoyf/his creature type was lhurgoyf/he wasn't good in EDH//but he's a Canlander star/on every player's radar/with trees on his art forming a coif
DoctorHutch: like Ian with the title of his DIY show :p
sushiboy11: Anyone actually gonna rock an MMMtg game with me?
LRRbot: Curious Homunculus [1U] (back: Voracious Reader) | Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are three or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, transform Curious Homunculus.
OneViolence: Lolinferno, the specific creature doesnt have rto have attacked.
Scherezad: @lolinferno9 he attacked with a creature that turn, so Obsession remains. the enchanted creature needn't actually attack.
lolinferno9: huh
sushiboy11: Though, I might set up a twitter for my Mental Mental magic games
lolinferno9: ok
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
MrBurrito: hard cast force
The_Lesser_Gatsby: You can do that?!?
MrBurrito: whoa
F1SHOR: wait you can pay mana for that :P
DoctorCactus: DansGame
magicalphilosopher: Ben next levels everyone
RoseGokuu: hidden mode on force of will PogChamp
PigmyWurm: "save yourself "
Loonatic93: Does the enchantment fall off if the Homonculus flips?
sushiboy11: Yo, for real. Can we get Ben to play Muscle Wizards on Stream?
LRRbot: Voracious Reader (front: Curious Homunculus) | Creature — Eldrazi Homunculus [3/4] | Prowess / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Loonatic93: We wil find out. I suppose not.
Mumpaaah: Force of Will has a CMC?
Scherezad: @Loonatic93 no, as while it changes form, it is still the same permanent.
jeff_sg: Hard cast the force, never saw that before
wtrob: Boy he is just devouring those books
Loonatic93: @Scherezad Yep yep!
LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
sushiboy11: Totally should start a petition for Ben to play Muscle Wizards
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Blood Crypt enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
wowot: so is blue just really strong in this format? because we have seen 2 blue controlish decks run the show pretty much
Scherezad: didn't even go to FNM tonight and I still ended up answering rules questions :D
Loonatic93: Ben is right. She is quite good!
Insert_code: And for Jer to play Seinfeld against it
darthinvaderix: the best lili
sushiboy11: @insert_code Do I have your support?
the_bananarchist: do it for the memes
THEGreedyMerk: please tell me they are playi g high tide
DiscordianTokkan: Do it for the viiiiiine
Akaiatana: end step bolt? :P
ChaoticEvil_: @sushiboy11 You have my support
the_bananarchist: or, as we say in hebrew, do it for the mem
LRRbot: Into the Roil [1U] | Instant | Kicker {1}{U} / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.
Insert_code: @sushiboy11 of course
sushiboy11: Yes!!
LRRbot: Voracious Reader (front: Curious Homunculus) | Creature — Eldrazi Homunculus [3/4] | Prowess / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
wtrob: Syl-vine Library
jkoon78076: what's the format tonight?
sushiboy11: Jer, we got 3 votes for Muscle Wizards
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: jkoon78076 Canadian Highlander
sushiboy11: We gotta make Ben do it
LRRbot: Delver of Secrets [U] (back: Insectile Aberration) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform Delver of Secrets.
jkoon78076: thanks :)
the_bananarchist: @sushiboy11 what's muscle wizards?
incredulouspasserby: C'mon Bolt.
DiscordianTokkan: !canlander
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darthinvaderix: surprise languish
ChaoticEvil_: Muscle wizards vs Seinfeld
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
sushiboy11: @the_bananarchist It’s a funny deck that is a bunch of Wizards and pump spells
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
sushiboy11: We can get the amount Jer!!!
the_bananarchist: @sushiboy11 add my name to the petition
AlonsoSwift: I just enjoy that there's a real deck called "Muscle Wizards"
sushiboy11: Believe in us
LRRbot: Insectile Aberration (front: Delver of Secrets) | Creature — Human Insect [3/2] | Flying
sushiboy11: 4 signatures Jer
incredulouspasserby: @AlonsoSwift "real" might be a stretch
Ukon_vasara: "real" might be a stretch
THEGreedyMerk: high tide is my favourite legacy deck but i cant seem to get it to work when i jack other peoples' lists online, gotta see it in action.
AlonsoSwift: Actually, Muscle Wizards is the name of my King Gizz cover band Kappa
the_bananarchist: @sushiboy11 did I miss him playing it tonight?
sushiboy11: Muscle Wizards?
the_bananarchist: yeah
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard. / Draw a card.
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sushiboy11: Nah, he never played it on stream
LRRbot: Flooded Grove | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G/U}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{U}, or {U}{U}.
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
the_bananarchist: :'(
Akaiatana: Does Ben have a goyf friend that lives in Canada?
sushiboy11: Which is why we gotta petition for it
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Akaiatana booooooo
ChaoticEvil_: change . org
ChaoticEvil_: lets go
sushiboy11: Lol!
incredulouspasserby: Give us the bolt
jeff_sg: Oh god
sushiboy11: Jer, the petition is official. We’re gonna get there
Diabore: cmon cam
viridimayai: Is that a bolt?!
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Mad_Maxis: please bolt
sniperserpent: if its bolt that's a hell of a slow roll
phorrestgaze: muscle wizard only night?
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
TVsVeryOwn: muscle wizards?
shurtal: PUT MUSCLE WIZARDS IN SMASH YOU COWARDS
sushiboy11: Lol
Diabore: @sniperserpent less slow roll more counter baiting
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/-1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
sushiboy11: #MakeBenPlayMuscleWizards
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Loonatic93: Lore question: Is Nahiri still around? Would be cool to see her again in a future set!
sushiboy11: Can we get the hashtag rolling?
the_bananarchist: @shurtal PUT BEN PLAYING MUSCLE WIZARDS IN SMASH YOU COWARDS
viridimayai: There's a lot of good wizards, and a lot of good pump spells. Just play Temur Muscle Wizards tempo
ChaoticEvil_: fixed
phorrestgaze: Is ganondorf playable in muscle wizards?
Scherezad: Nahiri's still around, but she peaced out after displaying Emrakul on Innistrad to ~~Wall~~ Sorin
viridimayai: Ganondork is a muscle wizard
shurtal: @the_bananarchist Apologies for being incorrect. i well endevour to make sure it doesn't happen again
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
incredulouspasserby: Uh.
Frozendukie: 0.o
Loonatic93: @Scherezad That's what I though. Thanks!
LRRbot: Censor [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}. / Cycling {U}
sniperserpent: huh
viridimayai: ?
l0gin4me: not bolt Ben?
PigmyWurm: ?
Diabore: did ben have another counter?
sushiboy11: I’ve summoned many to my side, like the Muscle Wizards themselves
sniperserpent: ??
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ChaoticEvil_ as funny as it was the first time, can we not spam the change.org petition?
SuperGiraffe: scraping the oreo filling onto a Doritto is how you know your days been going bad
Mad_Maxis: noooo
Peacememories: hmm, wasn't there an announcement for something dicefriends on the 30th?
incredulouspasserby: Cam can you explain that move?
lolinferno9: it didn't matter but why not face?
F1SHOR: yes i want to see more aristocrats :)
freshmaker__: tos
Banrael: cheer100 these bits will be there shortly too
jeff_sg: Yes he was at 3
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Vampiricsloth: howdy guys
Loonatic93: He didn't realize Ben was at 3, and it really didn't matter at any rate.
sushiboy11: Alright, could we get a tourney that is “Specialty”? Alex on Black Mold, Ben on Muscle Wizards, Jer on Seinfeld, and Serge on Lands?
Scherezad: okiedokes, since a break is happening.. be back in a bit. I'm gonna go acquire sustenance.
keltonhicks: Paul is my favorite part of all LRR! hope to sub when i get paid this week.
PigmyWurm: he thought he was at higher life/brain fart
FenixPhox: How many rounds have they went already?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: FenixPhox 2
Insert_code: @FenixPhox Both semi's
markededge: to quote kenobi "magic is haaaaaaaarrrrdddd"
Insert_code: "let's keep stoneforge mystice banned in" du dun "modern"
Insert_code: mystic*
jrhwhite: CanLander!!
Mardonious: @sushiboy11 alex would be zombies
markededge: more like camlander versus benlander
sushiboy11: Mah
sushiboy11: Nah*
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I think Twitch is allowing for streaks to continue even if the sub lapses, but I don't know for sure
incredulouspasserby: Is that in play yet?
Blasteg: whole lots of 1/1s
sushiboy11: @mardonious Alex legit created Black Mold
markededge: battle of the 1/1s
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Pusherman555: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed i sure hope so, it seems fair for everyone
jrhwhite: wow thanks!
Mardonious: @sushiboy11 sure but since the others get joke decks its only fair
phorrestgaze: please cut me daddy
F1SHOR: this is the kind of magic i came for :) im scared of the counter off in the next round lol
FenixPhox: My lgs just had a pauper FNM, gave me a chance to break out zombies :)
sushiboy11: @mardonious I guess? But Seinfeld has been played by Jer before
Iroknight: -1 lands
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omdorastrix: Cuts the top card of the deck to the bottom...
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markededge: Cameron! Make him feel the nihilistic dread that haunts your soul!
jrhwhite: I do love me some Seinfeld
red_shoes_jeff: Nice hiss
sushiboy11: @mardonious and Serge plays lands a lot
Anaerin: I cut the deck by taking the top off, putting it to one side, picking up the bottom, putting that to one side, then putting the top back on top. It confuses the heck out of people.
Decaped: Hello Ben1 BenA and Benα
LRRbot: Nomad Outpost | Land | Nomad Outpost enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
Diabore: why u mad outpost
LRRbot: Scattered Groves | Land — Forest Plains | Scattered Groves enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
sushiboy11: Alright, could we get a tourney that is “Specialty”? Alex on Black Mold, Ben on Muscle Wizards, Jer on Seinfeld, and Serge on Lands?
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
DrFromage: Is it just me or does Ben W's voice anyone of Jacob Burgess' ?
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
ChaoticEvil_: YES
PigmyWurm: Nomad outpost has only one color in the rainbow
sushiboy11: Sorry, just wanted to put that up again for anyone who didn’t see before
THEGreedyMerk: neither of those other two are joke decks @mardonious
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
F1SHOR: i miss cutthroat from standard so much
LRRbot: Gather the Townsfolk [1W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. / Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, create five of those tokens instead.
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
Insert_code: @Diabore it;s no[t] mad
sushiboy11: #givemusclewixardsahome
sushiboy11: Wizards*
bizarronavarro: whats with the painted nails haha
pandaweedmaster: What’s the format?
Anaerin: !canlander
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MurficWPN: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
wlsack: @bizarronavarro He likes them?
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
ancientspark: Oh noooooo
pandaweedmaster: No ban list....
Ciijay: @loadingreadyrun Ben's Twitter changed to BengineeringTV !
pandaweedmaster: That’s probably gross ahah
Mr_Bitterness: More DAKKA!
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Ciijay: can that be changed? just realized its old @loadingreadyrun
sushiboy11: It has a points list that restricts powerful cards
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
DiscordianTokkan: !card jeweled bird
LRRbot: Jeweled Bird [1] | Artifact | Remove Jeweled Bird from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante. / {T}: Ante Jeweled Bird. If you do, put all other cards you own from the ante into your graveyard, then draw a card.
pandaweedmaster: Okay!
sushiboy11: So it’s really fun
wikisome: Ben tell Ben that his finger nails are lovely. Please and thank you.
omdorastrix: Pick up your tokens Ben.
LRRbot: Sulfurous Springs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Sulfurous Springs deals 1 damage to you.
wlsack: @pandaweedmaster Not really. Everything is pointed to restrict things. So you don't get a deck of like 8 Ancestral Recalls or anything
LRRbot: Carrier Thrall [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | When Carrier Thrall dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Mithgar: Give tokens to Table Friend? Have him sort through them?
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
pandaweedmaster: So is it like EDH?
freshmaker__: wrong spring art. not even the devil in a hot tub
sushiboy11: Funnily enough, I played an event with a 60-card version of my Grey Weenie list
sushiboy11: Nah
ChaoticEvil_: that sound cam makes
the_bananarchist: that's a bold strategy
korvys: Was there ever any discussion of allowing Conspiracies in Canadian Highlander?
JaymicUnyielding: hey friendos, what'd I miss?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: JaymicUnyielding we are onto the losing bracket :)
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Insert_code: what? Mogg War has echo? I thought it just sacrificed itself on upkeep Kappa
jrhwhite: Nor will there be
sushiboy11: @chaoticevil_ Alright we have our hashtag
incredulouspasserby: That's a damn shame
korvys: :p
Dr_fragenstien: Conspiracies do not mesh well with constructed
sushiboy11: #musclewizards2019
korvys: No white decks allowed
The_Lesser_Gatsby: They don't allow white in Canlander?
nurovi: ban plains
Skudd: No plains? What a weird format.
Ciijay: \o/ Thanks for the change. just wanted to make sure people went to the right Twitter. back to lurking! @loadingreadyrun
EOstby: You heard it hear first, Plains not recommended in CanLander. :P
Blasteg: how about a talk for allowing silver border cards
LRRbot: Hissing Iguanar [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/1] | Whenever another creature dies, you may have Hissing Iguanar deal 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
sushiboy11: That’s why I play High Tide
incredulouspasserby: TBH all this talk of conspiracies just makes me want to draft Conspiracy again. That was a fun set
DiscordianTokkan: Planes, not plains, so aircraft are very limited to airships and balloons lrrBEEJ
the_bananarchist: As an 8 whack player in Modern, I can confirm that you're either in a great or terrible spot if you're paying echo on mogg war marshal
wlsack: What about schemes? When can we set schemes in motion in CanLander?
PigmyWurm: for a second I thought he meant planes were banned and was confused
THEGreedyMerk: pretty sure plains stomped the year end tournament
THEGreedyMerk: plains is pretty good in canlander
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Saproling Migration [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker {4} / Create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens. If this spell was kicked, create four of those tokens instead.
Insert_code: @THEGreedyMerk as good as island tho?
Sordidambition: What about Vanguard cards?
thraximore: heard that as "Thoughsneeze"
THEGreedyMerk: probably not, but in combination...
Insert_code: @thraximore heard correctly
sushiboy11: I’ll play this continous spell card in my Spell/Trap Zone
JaymicUnyielding: It's Lightning Helix!
LRRbot: Copperline Gorge | Land | Copperline Gorge enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
thraximore: huh. Is that because of the snotlike stuff?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 6
PigmyWurm: 6
rgoody2016: take 6
thraximore: on the art
LRRbot: Flamewake Phoenix [1RR] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying, haste / Flamewake Phoenix attacks each combat if able. / Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Flamewake Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Searing Spear [1R] | Instant | Searing Spear deals 3 damage to any target.
JaymicUnyielding: Asked Ben about this already, but what would be a good 2-3 first decks to build to try out the format with my friends?
LRRbot: Monastery Mentor [2W] | Creature — Human Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess.
sushiboy11: I have a few suggestions @jaymicunyielding
JaymicUnyielding: We don't have a Canlander scene here, but I've wanted to try it for years.
LRRbot: Incinerate [1R] | Instant | Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
sushiboy11: Burn, Green-based Midrange, Tempo or Blue-based Midrange, and a control deck
sushiboy11: And maybe White Weenie
rgoody2016: 4 toughness
jrhwhite: dang
jrhwhite: wargear doing work
Skudd: I would honestly love to play Canlander, it's legit my favorite format to watch, but it's prohibitively expensive for my group.
F1SHOR: gotta go fast
DiscordianTokkan: Now THIS is podracing
sushiboy11: Rip Skudd
Ukon_vasara: yeah, its no barbed battlegear
JaymicUnyielding: awesome, thanks @sushiboy11 !
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sushiboy11: I got you @jaymicunyielding
ralphmaccookin: Grafted Wargear is straight out of Hellrazor
Insert_code: @Skudd that's like me and cEDH... nobody else (rightfully) wants to spend that much money...
sushiboy11: My friend and I were the ones who started our CanLander group
Anaerin: Great, now I want a Big Mac.
nurovi: @Skudd proxies!
wikisome: mmmm, who's hungry
Insert_code: !card Demonmail Halberk
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
manfred909: anyone want a burger
Anaerin: !card demon mail hauberk
LRRbot: Demonmail Hauberk [4] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+2. / Equip—Sacrifice a creature.
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Stomping Ground enters the battlefield tapped.
sushiboy11: Yup
Skudd: @Insert_code Yeah, we don't play EDH either for the same reason.
LRRbot: Nomad Outpost | Land | Nomad Outpost enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
LRRbot: Hordeling Outburst [1RR] | Sorcery | Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
JaymicUnyielding: Also, is there anywhere online with some example decks? Not quite sure where to start building.
DiscordianTokkan: !card rugged prarie
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
sushiboy11: Alright, I’m gonna post my Mental Mental Magic twitter later
sushiboy11: !card Rugged Prarie
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Ukon_vasara: 3 power and 3 toughness worth of goblin for triple red, i was almost worried
Anaerin: !card prairie
LRRbot: Did you mean: Prairie Stream; Rugged Prairie; Sungrass Prairie
DiscordianTokkan: !card rugged prairie
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !card rugged prairie
Insert_code: !card Rugged Prairie
JaymicUnyielding: Oh, that'd be awesome.
JaymicUnyielding: Thank you!
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Heroic Reinforcements [2RW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste.
F1SHOR: YESSS!
GanjaShimada: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MrTulip: I might have a bookmark for that one
jrhwhite: oh dear
phorrestgaze: oof
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
bizarronavarro: amazing path art
Insert_code: Welcome to standard and my boros weenie
F1SHOR: this was how my draft went today haha
DiscordianTokkan: !card rugged prairie
LRRbot: Rugged Prairie | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {R/W}, {T}: Add {R}{R}, {R}{W}, or {W}{W}.
nurovi: we did want this one to be fast
Decaped: jeeze, where were these draws against Jer.
DiscordianTokkan: THERE we go
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
MrGibberish: !card plaguemare
LRRbot: Plague Mare [1BB] | Creature — Nightmare Horse [2/2] | Plague Mare can't be blocked by white creatures. / When Plague Mare enters the battlefield, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
MrGibberish: oh that card
thraximore: Neat
jrhwhite: Heroic Reinforcements is such a scary card
MrGibberish: I hate playing boros or selesnya against that card
Pharmacistjudge: ben...was that called for?
Pixie026: wtf am i watching
SharkHero08: Ben, you seem like youre knowledgeable about Highlander, would RW Devotion be a decent deck?
Insert_code: @Pixie026 Canlander
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
sushiboy11: I have returned
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: right here in river city? Kappa
Furrytractor68: Hey LRR and Chat VoHiYo avalonWAVE I finally made it to an MTG Night
Pharmacistjudge: what does devotion add to RW? I am trying to think of the payoffs
LRRbot: Falkenrath Noble [3B] | Creature — Vampire [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Furrytractor68: Can someone explain to me what Highlander is?
ChaoticEvil_: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
adamdaw: There can be only one! :D
Furrytractor68: Oh, neat.
Noodles_15: Assphodel
shurtal: OR Big White
MrGibberish: Ya, basic of highlander: 100 cards, Only one copy of each card allowed
darkecologist: asphodel is a totally cromulent place
shurtal: Could alwasy just build BiG WhITe
LRRbot: Hero of Bladehold [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / Whenever Hero of Bladehold attacks, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
Pharmacistjudge: oh yeah...we can get Jer to play Big White and Ben to play Muscle Wizards
Pixie026: uhm
jrhwhite: No big white
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
DiscordianTokkan: Thisisfine dot gif
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @LoadingReadyRun, What about Mono-G Devotion using Karametra's Acolyte and Nykthos for crazy ramp?
LRRbot: Crackling Doom [RWB] | Instant | Crackling Doom deals 2 damage to each opponent. Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.
sivakrytos: nah jer should play clerics
shurtal: no, Jer on muscle wizards, and Ben on big white
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/-1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
F1SHOR: so this was best of 5 right....
tehcrashxor: Give em the clamps!
wikisome: Cam just needs to run Death's Shadow
TemporallyAwry: Aww - I'd hoped you'd confluence yourself out that game.
sushiboy11: Just put out a tweet for Mental Mental magic
F1SHOR: i just want more of this :)
tommyboy9107: is this modern?
enforcerofrules: why didn't he tap mana confluence, it was his only out
sushiboy11: Also #musclewizards2019
Ashen_Prime: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
Top_Deck_King: Why is he wearing nail polish? Not judging, just curious to why
MurficWPN: cause its fun
NazakYuzak: Because he enjoys it
sushiboy11: Because he is Bengineering
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Because he likes having fancy fingers
wikisome: Because Ulmer is Best Boi
Top_Deck_King: fair enough. Thought there might be some significance
Pharmacistjudge: he does enjoy it
Akaiatana: Question, are we having a Ben-Ben match tonight?
hawkfalcon8: night chat
wikisome: no ben v ben
Ashen_Prime: Is Cam also rocking the nail polish tonight?
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northernmercury: !decklist
LRRbot: Nomad Outpost | Land | Nomad Outpost enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
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Pharmacistjudge: there are plenty of judges in chat to answer questions :P
ninjaspinner: Hey guys. Wanted to say I Suffer from depression. Thank you for being an inspiration for me to keep going when times are tough
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
sushiboy11: Maximum Akki Hermit
Pharmacistjudge: Ninjaspinner thanks for participating in chat.
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LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
ninjaspinner: My pleasure
glowmaly: that pearl... so beautiful
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Ben, you should have played your proxy pearl!
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
ArcOfTheConclave: Cam has 4 card types in the bin?
Akaiatana: I thopt, scry 1
LoadingReadyRun: ninjaspinner sorry to hear you are having a tough time. Glad we can provide some relief
F1SHOR: thats real nice
Akaiatana: <3 Paul
Noodles_15: Thop thop thop
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
ninjaspinner: You have for four years. Almost feel like an extended part of the family ^-^
MurficWPN: lol
sushiboy11: Lrr is so nice and helpful. I’ve had my fair share of terrible days fixed by Alex’s hilarity on IDDQDERP
Ukon_vasara: miasUwU whats this
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
unusuallylargemoth: CAMERON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
korvys: uwu, what's all this then?
freshmaker__: UwU Wot's all this then, guv?
wikisome: Cameron with the UwU Bomb
LRRbot: Kari Zev, Skyship Raider [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [1/3] | First strike, menace / Whenever Kari Zev, Skyship Raider attacks, create a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token named Ragavan that's tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I went to spread pizza dough for 3 minutes and what do i come back to ?!@
Pharmacistjudge: so...who is going to see mary poppins 2?
mrsarkhan: benginHeart
Akaiatana: Fwanwy my deaw, I don't gwive a dwamn
shurtal: Poppins 2: Electric boogaloo?
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
ninjaspinner: The Token hasn't got time fot Monkeying around
NotCainNorAbel: Poppins 2: The Revenge
sushiboy11: In the name of Alex Steacy “Monkey Magic”
GreenMittenz: I love the art on heretical healer
DiscordianTokkan: Juuuust in time for LRLive tomorrow! https://clips.twitch.tv/TallCrepuscularMagpiePipeHype
Pharmacistjudge: ironically that's what Gerry Thompson said about his Marit Lage token. It never stuck around, so no one really got to see it.
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Akaiatana: OwO I look just like Buddy Holly
Jayrod1220: I finally got to meet some LRR folk today at PAX! Super nice to see they are always genuine, even while eating all of the cheese steaks!
LRRbot: Graven Cairns | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {B/R}, {T}: Add {B}{B}, {B}{R}, or {R}{R}.
TheTunnelingCat: tommyjOwO tommyjOwO
Noodles_15: @akaiatana why
Bladinus: don't put that evil on me @Akaiatana
TransGirlMagic: hey
sushiboy11: @akaiatana OwO and you’re Mary Tyler Moore
darkecologist: it's winona ryder liliana
tommyboy9107: nice weezer refrence
strgrv: UnarmedOwOacle
TheKoder: Thanks, I hate all of this
sushiboy11: Weezer references for days
freshmaker__: Had-UwU-ken
bduggs97 just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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Adamantcheese: hewwo? hewwo? is anybody thewe?
DiscordianTokkan: Tiger OwOcut!
ninjaspinner: Quickky Cam. Mash the Y button and use the Hundred Hand Slap
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
TransGirlMagic: what is kam on
mariammistressofmanifolds: gwaven cawirns
TransGirlMagic: cam*
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
shurtal: Wow, Weezer was WAY ahead of the curve
sushiboy11: My name is JOwOnas?
Ashen_Prime: !decklists
LRRbot: Scattered Groves | Land — Forest Plains | Scattered Groves enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
Adamantcheese: camewon laudew
Jayrod1220: !findcard sram's exp
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
Noodles_15: Momma! UwU, didnt mean to make you cry
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TheTunnelingCat: micOwO micOwO
ninjaspinner: I was actually in Victoria last year. Got a chance to go to Yellow Jacket. Some of the nicest people I've dealt with in Magic
Diabore: so, when did ben actually DRAW the stomping ground, for turn or off cycle?
Decaped: What would you call a card that was Path to Exile for phyrexian white that the land came in untapped?
Fableist: video killed the UWU star?
TVsVeryOwn: where's 4 damage?
go0zen: This is awesome. LRR got me into MTG
sushiboy11: Oh, btw, Cam. I loved your explanation on microwaves on that Loading Time
ralphmaccookin: Thopter should be tapped?
Adamantcheese: don't fowget to dwaw
ajanionthespot: Ragavan is a twink?
CastleOtranto: UwU-elcome to the Jungle, we've got fun and games
MuffinsOnAHill: UwU It's Magic, you know. Never believe it's not so.
LRRbot: Outpost Siege [3R] | Enchantment | As Outpost Siege enters the battlefield, choose Khans or Dragons. / • Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / • Dragons — Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, Outpost Siege deals 1 damage to any target.
EOstby: Ah, Chandra 0 mode.
sushiboy11: Lol
Scherezad: can play it, Ben. not just cast. :D
DiscordianTokkan slaps roof of siege "This badboy can hold so much text"
Pharmacistjudge: it saw some play
Noodles_15: Best seige
HoodedBowman: Paul, Ben's Deck name isn't there btw.
MrGibberish: !card citadel siege
LRRbot: Citadel Siege [2WW] | Enchantment | As Citadel Siege enters the battlefield, choose Khans or Dragons. / • Khans — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. / • Dragons — At the beginning of combat on each opponent's turn, tap target creature that player controls.
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
darkecologist: what about under siege?
Diabore: frontier siege, outpost siege, palace siege, citadel siege, monastery siege
LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
RedGriffin42: did they remember t have a ragvan token come in when KAri Zev attacked?
Jungie26: Frontier Seige saw play
sushiboy11: Awistcwats
sushiboy11: Awistocwats*
shurtal: I hvae 3 outpost sieges and SIX citadel sieges (one of them foil) sitting in a box next to my computer. Never opened an Ugin
Anaerin: Caves of Khaless?
tauntaunking: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:22:19.
The_Lesser_Gatsby: Mawdu Awistocwats?
sushiboy11: Ye
FenixPhox: cheer50
LRRbot: Heart-Piercer Manticore [2RR] | Creature — Manticore [4/3] | When Heart-Piercer Manticore enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Heart-Piercer Manticore deals damage equal to that creature's power to any target. / Embalm {5}{R}
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
Diabore: mardUwU aristOwOcrats
Decaped: oooo that token.
DiscordianTokkan: !card zulaport cutthr
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, it's only You control, got it
Decaped: I mean, OwO that token
Lightningbro: Beast Within a Thopter... I'm just imagining a Bear riding in a little auto-pilot helicopter...
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Akaiatana: Beast Within: Cwawing in my skin, these wounds, I cannot heaw.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: how does every FNPF end up with oWo's? :P
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Stomping Ground enters the battlefield tapped.
ninjaspinner: Cameron with Fingers Interlaced looks way too much like Gendo Ikari. I'm waiting for the "Just as planned"
SuperGiraffe: Ben has to tap for knight
Diabore: is ben gonna pay for knight or no?
sushiboy11: Ben. Knight costs mana
Jelkimantis: I'm at a conference, and I've been using my social persona... hiding in my bed and watching lrr is just the ticket.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !addquote (Bengineering) [now] That sounds like a YOU problem, chat.
LRRbot: New quote #5556: "That sounds like a YOU problem, chat." —Bengineering [2018-11-30]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I do have some lands here on my desk.
sushiboy11: Omni-science ain’t in play
EOstby: Ben's gonna build a Knight, and he's gonna make Chat pay for it.
korvys: Yes
Pharmacistjudge: @Jelkimantis recharrge those spoons
markededge: Yes.
xiivv7: is Canadian Highlander played at yellow jacket games?
F1SHOR: lrrJUDGE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes.
raze667: Yes
PinoGraham: copies copy everything
GanjaShimada: yuh
RedGriffin42: yes they do
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: xiivv7 yes
BlackSun1784: ive always been told yes
ralphmaccookin: Yes
korvys: Copies copy all written values on the card
Pharmacistjudge: token copies do share mana costs...and that means usually share CMC
mariammistressofmanifolds: embalm doesn't
Jayrod1220: Yes. Copies have CMC of original
PigmyWurm: yes usually
Pharmacistjudge: unless it's a embalm
Jayrod1220: Unless noted!
RunicScribe: Typically they do, although embalm doesn't
raze667: copies do... that specifically says it does not
DiscordianTokkan: @Jelkimantis LRR is good for regaining spellslots, it is true
shurtal: Knight of the Reliquary is a strong, independent woman that don't need no man to pay for her, she can pay her own way
Diabore: !card heart pircer manti
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: emblam and eternalize do not
TheTunnelingCat: copies do unless something says otherwise, which that does
Dr_fragenstien: embalm/eternalize are exeptions though
RedGriffin42: the answer the the specific question asked was yes. Embalm is different
Diabore: !card heart piercer manti
LRRbot: Heart-Piercer Manticore [2RR] | Creature — Manticore [4/3] | When Heart-Piercer Manticore enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Heart-Piercer Manticore deals damage equal to that creature's power to any target. / Embalm {5}{R}
xiivv7: way you please tell me when.
sniperserpent: heart peircer is another creature anyways
Jayrod1220: Cameron "Trick Question" Lauder
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
sniperserpent: wait doesn't the knight die
sniperserpent: wasn't the manticore a 6/2
korvys: !card outpost seige
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Insert_code: did cam draw off of skullclamp?
korvys: !card outpost siege
LRRbot: Outpost Siege [3R] | Enchantment | As Outpost Siege enters the battlefield, choose Khans or Dragons. / • Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / • Dragons — Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, Outpost Siege deals 1 damage to any target.
sniperserpent: or am i forgetting what skullclamp does
Diabore: @sniperserpent 5/2
LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a card with converted mana cost 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
sushiboy11: Manticore is Trebuchet Kitty
Scherezad: the manticore was a 5/2. heart-piercer manticore is base 4/3.
Frozendukie: mogg is free?
azureHaights: @sushiboy11 Trebu-chat
sushiboy11: Trebu-cat
LRRbot: Recurring Nightmare [2B] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature, Return Recurring Nightmare to its owner's hand: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
UnknownGerm: OH MAN
UnknownGerm: here we go
Akaiatana: Ben, when you arrive late tonight, just explain to them the board state. they'll understand
azureHaights: @sushiboy11 Yeah, but this is a canadian stream, we need some french (and the pun works better)
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
sushiboy11: Lol.
nicolebarbaraann: yeah ben, it's okay I understand 😁
Tecnocrat: Spicy!
Dr_fragenstien: GGS
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh DANG
TheTunnelingCat: raysL
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: good luck!
TheManaLeek: Have a good night!
AlchPlaysGames: HAVE A FUN DATE BEN!
Diabore: ben has date!
F1SHOR: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Iperithon: Have a great date!
Jacobontherun1: oooo
MurficWPN: go Ben go!
Kethuel: <3
tergonis: ooooo yea
Jayrod1220: By Ben! benginHeart
breathlessisthehunt: gl hf ben!
korvys: Have fun Ben!
theonlyangelx: enjoy your date Ben!
Qooroo: Haha amazing.
DrFromage: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
DoodlestheGreat: Have fun, Ben!
F1SHOR: have fun ben!
Pharmacistjudge: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
sushiboy11: @azurehaights And low, the Ben has been deaded
stevestein: Cool dateology!
Phailhammer: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
KalMuninn: good luck ben
mrsarkhan: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
go0zen: Have a good date, bro!
Bladinus: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
TheTunnelingCat: can we see decklists again?
NotCainNorAbel: have fun ben
Brainsample3D: Good luck ben
theonlyangelx: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Have a good one Ben.
DiscordianTokkan: BEN! Have fun on your date man! benginHeart benginDab
TheManaLeek: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
FenrirGG: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
tergonis: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !decklists
AegeusEvander: rooDab
RedGriffin42: he ran
Akaiatana: Ben Scowoped
Getgaryd: Get it Ben!
sushiboy11: Best boi Ben has a date!!!
MrGibberish: Good luck ben!
Scherezad: Ben U just rocketing out... justifiably so!
azureHaights: @sushiboy11 And lo, how the plaid have fallen
sushiboy11: Yay Ben
SrMuskrat: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: TheTunnelingCat it's available under !decklists :)
phorrestgaze: benginHeart benginDab benginHeart benginDab benginHeart
Diabore: he seems really hyped for this date, hope it goes well
AdamYMHMI: Ben just runs off with the mic...
Hawkstar5088: Ben's too thirsty for this magic nonsense
PatFromIT: Well that was fun, I'll be back Sunday to see if Ben and Jer are on game 2 yet
F1SHOR: god i love seeing plad chat :P
Ukon_vasara: good luck ben, also good luck ben
ralphmaccookin: damn millennials, killing FNPF
TheTunnelingCat: !decklists
TheTunnelingCat: wasn't sure if it was a mod only command or something to prevent spam
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TheOtherTrevor: That song name... the kerning... looked to me like it said McTongue. Thats a name...
Blasteg: chat, what should I have for lunch?
Pharmacistjudge: Ramen
sushiboy11: Sandwich
sushiboy11: Pb&j
Diabore: pizza
Lightningbro: Personal Pizza filled with tasty, and ideally healthy toppings.
DiscordianTokkan: Well chat, I'm going tot take off. It's 23:36 here so Imma go watch the Panalysts in bed before konking out
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART benginHeart seabatBRAIN , all
Lightningbro: Sleep well @DiscordianTokkan
Blasteg: alright thanks
sushiboy11: And soon, we will be able to see the wild Ben and Jer. The precursor to the Seinfeld v Muscle Wizards match
aesir_blade: was there an ep of nor100 that had the tale of Muscle Wizards?
sushiboy11: Mhm
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
sushiboy11: The intro of the new cohost (Ben)
combatmedicshani: who is muscle wizard
go0zen: anyone here play MTG:Arena?
sushiboy11: It’s a deck
ninjaspinner: Me
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @go0zen Me
go0zen: looking to test some crud decks lol
ninjaspinner: I'll play
TheOtherTrevor: aesir_blade: Aren't all episodes tales of muscle wizards now that ben is on
sushiboy11: Muscle wizards is a U/G deck with cheap wizard creatures and pump spells
go0zen: I just started playing MTG over the summer...so you can't flame me :P
sushiboy11: Nah
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combatmedicshani: ok thanks lrrAWESOME
N8Maple: Did you ever notice that the LRR logo contains the Deathly Hallows?
sushiboy11: I got you Combat
ninjaspinner: @go0zen Not at all Everyone stats somewhere bud
Lightningbro: I can understand crud decks. I have a mostly just Rats deck that has an annoying win rate... that is to say it has a win rate.
sushiboy11: #MuscleWizards2019
go0zen: @ninjaspinner dm me your arena name?
ninjaspinner: Sure
combatmedicshani: i was thinking it was a card nickname
combatmedicshani: but it makes sense
sushiboy11: Nah. It’s a deck Ben created
Lightningbro: I thought it was Crude*
F1SHOR: crud decks? i spent the last 3 seasons playing mono black discard lol i love wierd janky decks winning is a secondary matter
TheTunnelingCat: no fun? but UW is like, the most fun deck
sushiboy11: The precursor to Seinfeld v Muscle Wizards is about to begin!!
Kykiwi: redemption !
tehcrashxor: lrrAWESOME four games of Ben! Sure, different Bens, but still.
MagisterSieran: ha "no fun control" this will be interesting
I_Like_Big_Bots: I believe in you Jer!
PinoGraham: good old No Fun WU Control
EOstby: !card Rishadan Port
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
korvys: !card Rishadan Port
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
Pharmacistjudge: I know it's weird to say this, but i'm kinda happy "fetch" caught on in LRR instead of "snap" lands
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
ninjaspinner: @go0zen Still waiting on you
sushiboy11: Lol, Ostby helping the chat
go0zen: If anyone wants to direct challenge in Arena my name is go0zen#45875
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
TVsVeryOwn: o7 Jer
wlsack: @Pharmacistjudge I have never heard anyone call them Snaplands
go0zen: @ninjaspinner i don't see a dm brother
TheTunnelingCat: I really wish I had a moat so I could play this version of UW
Ukon_vasara: what on earth is a snap land
addietude: Gooo Jeremy!
sushiboy11: #MuscleWizards2019
TheTunnelingCat: and a library, but thats less important
ninjaspinner: Check your whispers
Insert_code: See chat. If we had lobby'd harder this could've been muscle wizards vs seinfeld. Kappa
addietude: Crush him Jeremy!!!
go0zen: @ninjaspinner do i need to refresh?
ArcOfTheConclave: I enjoy having enough fun for 2 people.
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
ninjaspinner: Yes
sushiboy11: I know @insert_code
sushiboy11: It makes me sad
Pharmacistjudge: if you listened to TTC like 4 -5years ago they called fetches them snap lands
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Breeding Pool enters the battlefield tapped.
Ubiki: The best way to stop your opponent from playing magic is to kill them before they can Kappa
LRRbot: Greenwheel Liberator [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/1] | Revolt — Greenwheel Liberator enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
TheTunnelingCat: greennwheeler liberator
ArcOfTheConclave: but I still want to play magic
addietude: Jeremy where is the Never Lucky toque!?!??
F1SHOR: revolt was a good mechanic
Pharmacistjudge: technically you still "play" magic, as in you cast spells and play lands.
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
Pharmacistjudge: whether your spells resolve, is a different story
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
TheOtherTrevor: port beats maze
addietude: Goooo Jeremy!
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
sushiboy11: Can we have a counter for every time Ben plays a wizard or a pump spell?
Sordidambition: Does Tireless tracker make the cut in sorensen?
TheTunnelingCat: easily my fav card in jers deck is fractured idenity. best card youre now playing contender
TheTunnelingCat: not playing*
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard. / Draw a card.
sushiboy11: Maximum Muscle Wizards
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked with a creature this turn.
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 1.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
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mariammistressofmanifolds: the go was inside us the whole time
LRRbot: Prairie Stream | Land — Plains Island | Prairie Stream enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Lightningbro: I am amazed at how quiet Chat is.
wlsack: We're learning
TheTunnelingCat: I love those versions of those lands, I've got the whole set of em
sushiboy11: 0 Wizards 0 Pump Spells cast by Ben this match
PigmyWurm: when was that printed?
LRRbot: Cast Out [3W] | Enchantment | Flash / When Cast Out enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield. / Cycling {W}
Ukon_vasara: Cinder Glade still one of my favorite names for a land
sniperserpent: cast out targetting end step
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
TheTunnelingCat: they were printed during BFZ era standard, might have been in OGW
LRRbot: Nimbus Maze | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W}. Activate this ability only if you control an Island. / {T}: Add {U}. Activate this ability only if you control a Plains.
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
TheTunnelingCat: nimbus maze is a very pretty foil
ArcOfTheConclave: white on your turn blue on theirs
TemporallyAwry: I really hope Nimbus gets a full cycle someday.
Ukon_vasara: nah thats the UB dual of that cycle
LRRbot: Supreme Verdict [1WWU] | Sorcery | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy all creatures.
ArcOfTheConclave: nevermind thats the UB
Ukon_vasara: its blue if you have a plains white if you have an island
Lightningbro: I really wish I knew how to code, cause I'd love to make a plugin so whenever a card was put on the reader Twitch would have a pretty overlay displaying the most recent cards cast showing the exact card. Similar to what LRRbot is doing.
LRRbot: Vapor Snag [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
Pharmacistjudge: I'm more a Whybear person
Ubiki: Therebear
TheOtherTrevor: You can't let that be countered. He has a right to bear arms
LRRbot: Treachery [3UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Treachery enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands. / You control enchanted creature.
Lightningbro: That were bear has notoriously no bear arms.
F1SHOR: ok this counter off is actually more interesting then i thought it would be
LRRbot: Teferi, Hero of Dominaria [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | +1: Draw a card. At the beginning of the next end step, untap two lands. / −3: Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library third from the top. / −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever you draw a card, exile target permanent an opponent controls."
theonlyangelx: that's fairbear
LoadingReadyRun: Lightningbro you mean so that you can see card images of the last few cards instead of just the most recent?
LRRbot: Vinelasher Kudzu [1G] | Creature — Plant [1/1] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Vinelasher Kudzu.
LRRbot: Hieroglyphic Illumination [3U] | Instant | Draw two cards. / Cycling {U}
Tecnocrat: There wolf. There castle.
F1SHOR: @theonlyangelx boooo
Lightningbro: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah, that's what I was thinking, but more of on the twitch/user side so you don't have to worry about making more overlay space
Fableist: @theonlyangelx wow
LRRbot: Field of Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles their library.
theonlyangelx: why are you booing me i'm right
SharedFate: Plant gets bigger.
TheOtherTrevor: vinelasher trigger
ralphmaccookin: landfall
Sibwow: kudzu is bigger
big_large: got 'em
LoadingReadyRun: Lightningbro I have actually thought about that myself when they started making extensions
TemporallyAwry: bigger ~
mariammistressofmanifolds: gee teferi, how come your mom lets you untap two lands
tommyboy9107: oh my goody 2 of my favorite colors
phorrestgaze: reading the card explains the card
DizzyIllidan: Canadian highlander!
Ubiki: Soon that werebear might not be a bear anymore
Dr_fragenstien: Watch my Kudzu GROW!
tommyboy9107: do they have decklists?
ArcOfTheConclave: Make my kudzu grow!
LRRbot: Azorius Charm [WU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn. / • Draw a card. / • Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.
Pharmacistjudge: Magic lands! Make by Kudzu Grow!
MurficWPN: !decklist
Lightningbro: @LoadingReadyRun Well, know that you aren't the only one, Paul, and I at bare minimum would find that incredibly awesome.
wardog9920: love vinelasher
theonlyangelx: (sorry for using the same joke twice) it's not fairbear
LRRbot: Ancestral Vision | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{U} / Target player draws three cards.
freshmaker__: hmm
DizzyIllidan: Tenerife seems pretty good
Blazeirian: @theonlyangelx, id bearly constitute it as a joke tbh
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
Catastrophil: What'd he get the bear with?
F1SHOR: never thought id hear someone say "moats fine"
Dr_fragenstien: PogChamp
sniperserpent: That was nice
Vyous: Stifle Bird!
Furrytractor68: The STIFLING Birb!
bnr34skyline: is moat 1k usd?
LRRbot: Delver of Secrets [U] (back: Insectile Aberration) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform Delver of Secrets.
Comrademik: start the count!
Frozendukie: numotBAD
theonlyangelx: that can hit through moat :P
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
Blasteg: !card cycle
LRRbot: Did you mean: Cycle of Life; Lackey Recycler; Recycle
LRRbot: Force Spike [U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
Fletcherizer: Counter pile
LRRbot: Deprive [UU] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / Counter target spell.
Jacobontherun1: damn son
mariammistressofmanifolds: benginOmg
tommyboy9107: lmao
Blasteg: uh so.. what happened to that planeswalker?
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
GanjaShimada: teferi used ult but it was countered
wlsack: @Blasteg There was an attempted ult and then a Stifle Bird
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Future Sight [2UUU] | Enchantment | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library.
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
Blasteg: !card stiffle bird
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
theonlyangelx: BarryBluemana!
Ukon_vasara: !card nimble obstructionist
LRRbot: Nimble Obstructionist [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle Nimble Obstructionist, counter target activated or triggered ability you don't control.
LRRbot: Baral, Chief of Compliance [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Search for Azcanta [1U] (back: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta.
Ukon_vasara: if nothing else, Ben had the biggest plant tonight
RechargeableFrenchman: And that's all anyone can ask for, really
dreamyxcupcakes: uwu control seems frustrating
TheTunnelingCat: which member?
Ukon_vasara: miasUwU control
phorrestgaze: why bear
Blasteg: !card stifle bird
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Insert_code: They could've hired a peacekeeper
Insert_code: !card peacekeeper
LRRbot: Peacekeeper [2W] | Creature — Human [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Peacekeeper unless you pay {1}{W}. / Creatures can't attack.
wlsack: @Blasteg Nimble Obstructionist. It's Stifle on a Bird
wlsack: Hence Stiflebird
RechargeableFrenchman: !card nimble obstructionist
LRRbot: Nimble Obstructionist [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle Nimble Obstructionist, counter target activated or triggered ability you don't control.
Tactical_Rainbow: "What is not crush"
RechargeableFrenchman: !card Stifle
shurtal: Not your hand, MY HAND!
korvys: uWulumog's Crusher
theonlyangelx: theyre good crushers bront
ArcOfTheConclave: crusher can't swim.
TemporallyAwry: That silence though.
Diabore: good ol utamog's crusher
freshmaker__: Uladog's Crusher
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Lightningbro: Dogs typically can abstract that pointing goes in a direction, I've only seen cats have issue with realizing what a "point" is. But that might just be my experience.
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
UnknownGerm: Ulamogs crusher was never not swole AF
I_Like_Big_Bots: No fun gonna get there
LRRbot: Impulse [1U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
LRRbot: Prohibit [1U] | Instant | Kicker {2} / Counter target spell if its converted mana cost is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its converted mana cost is 4 or less instead.
LRRbot: Force Spike [U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
strigonLeader: Sick force spike art
addietude: Way to go Jeremy! Keeps crushing!!
addietude: ❤️❤️❤️
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
TZTFG: Does wheeler runs wheels?
LRRbot: Lumbering Falls | Land | Lumbering Falls enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {2}{G}{U}: Lumbering Falls becomes a 3/3 green and blue Elemental creature with hexproof until end of turn. It's still a land.
Lightningbro: Paul, when it comes to basics, have you ever tried having the card reader actually look for the mana symbol corresponding with it in the card body?
LRRbot: Nimble Obstructionist [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle Nimble Obstructionist, counter target activated or triggered ability you don't control.
LRRbot: Arch of Orazca | Land | Ascend / {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have the city's blessing.
paythetoll: Needs more Stefan on this stream
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's converted mana cost.
LRRbot: Detention Sphere [1WU] | Enchantment | When Detention Sphere enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. / When Detention Sphere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
F1SHOR: thats alot of good cards you got there...
TheTunnelingCat: jer has good taste in versions of cards, duel deck preordain, the commander set basics, ice age swords
Frozendukie: numotGROSS
blast_shark: That hanf is pretty bonkers
itsrileypm1: Thats a hand of pure hate, lol
blast_shark: hand*
Professor_Rakor: You can really see the lack of fun at work.
dreamyxcupcakes: that hand is so much no
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked with a creature this turn.
TheGoozler: Nice shirt Ben
SuperGiraffe: I mean, if you can play with Foglio artwork, why wouldn't you?
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard. / Draw a card.
Decaped: turn 4 empty board. So different to see.
TheTunnelingCat: lol
ralphmaccookin: doctor
LRRbot: Quirion Dryad [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/1] | Whenever you cast a white, blue, black, or red spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Quirion Dryad.
Twilight_Spark: Well that's top 3 in my list of nopenopenope card art.
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
TheTunnelingCat: raysL
LoadingReadyRun: Lightningbro I didn't actually make the card recognition software. I made the stuff to integrate with the overlay, but the actual recognition system is a program called deckedbuilder.
itsrileypm1: oooo watcha say.....oooo that you only meant well
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !card recognizer
LRRbot: The Card Recognizer program that LRR is using is a customized version of Decked Builder Card Cam which is available for Mac, Windows, iOS and Android at deckedbuilder.com and if you want to set up one for yourself check out the overlay code at https://github.com/paul-lrr/nifty-recognizer
Lightningbro: Ah, I see.
Dr_fragenstien: "and you them them that you're fine, but you're not really fine"
LRRbot: Prairie Stream | Land — Plains Island | Prairie Stream enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
LoadingReadyRun: In any case, everyone knows what basic lands do :)
TheTunnelingCat: once he has stopped screming internally, he will scream externally
greenmonkeysam: I love how easy it is to watch Magic content on LRR media
AlonsoSwift: Because you had a bad day...
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
Loonatic93: Prairie in the Stream, that is what we are...
Blasteg: so are they gonna deck temselves? both of them?
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
TVsVeryOwn: yes, but basic land art is the most important choice
F1SHOR: we are over the fastbond craze but whens the campaign for #mazeto2 :P
Lightningbro: Yes, yes they do. I just thought it would be funny. Because every so often people try to put a basic on the reader and it would ammuse me to see them come up just to spite their joke.
LRRbot: Dive Down [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +0/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Counter target spell. / • Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / • Tap all creatures your opponents control. / • Draw a card.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Jacobontherun1: dat stack
AlonsoSwift: The counter war Kreygasm
JaymicUnyielding: hhhhhhoooooooo boy
Professor_Rakor: Bluuuuuuue!!!
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
CastleOtranto: katesWa katesOw
PinoGraham: what a nasty hand
LoadingReadyRun: Lightningbro I usually put the new ones in the system for PPRs :P
AlonsoSwift: !card detention sphere
LRRbot: Detention Sphere [1WU] | Enchantment | When Detention Sphere enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. / When Detention Sphere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
SuperGiraffe: I think I see one of my fav spicy cards in Ben's hand.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
riverdudecolin: regiskPINK regiskPINK regiskPINK regiskPINK
Krimarie: Should change Jer's deck name to "No Fun {U}{W}{U} Control" @LoadingReadyRun
farthain: wow I never realized how handsome Ben Wheeler is
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Kumakaori: I thought those emotes were an unloaded texture ;P
greenmonkeysam: and that shirt though
LRRbot: Treetop Village | Land | Treetop Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}: Treetop Village becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.
farthain: right tho?
LRRbot: Temple of Enlightenment | Land | Temple of Enlightenment enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Enlightenment enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Detention Sphere [1WU] | Enchantment | When Detention Sphere enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. / When Detention Sphere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
F1SHOR: get in the ....sphere
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's converted mana cost.
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | +2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / −1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / −12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
Kykiwi: dont stop
Lightningbro: I notice @LoadingReadyRun and it makes sense since the PRR is for showing off the cards. So I suppose it's just reflex.
Lightningbro: (Good reflex to have)
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Blasteg: holy what's that ult
ferro_man: @Blasteg the worst ult ever, it's why i call him Jace, the middle finger
Anaerin: Blasteg: I believe that's called the Ultimate Mill
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
kinkerbelle: @Blasteg They don't print planeswalkers whose ult says "You win the game". So, you get this.
LRRbot: Trygon Predator [1GU] | Creature — Beast [2/3] | Flying / Whenever Trygon Predator deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
Kykiwi: less than 5 cards in hand feels badman
LRRbot: Cast Out [3W] | Enchantment | Flash / When Cast Out enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield. / Cycling {W}
Comrademik: there is a whole lot of powerful nothing happening here
LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
MurficWPN: this is a great set of games
combatmedicshani: is there a reason why some of jer's cards have marks in the bottom right corner?
Loonatic93: Nicol Bolas' Ult is nastier, and at the same loyality cost.
Blasteg: the powerful things canceled out each other
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
Anaerin: combatmedicshani: Probably because they're also part of another deck.
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | +2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / −1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / −12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
MurficWPN: they are in his cube also
Comrademik: finally the turnaround?
strigonLeader: !card mana drain
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's converted mana cost.
Ukon_vasara: looks like theyre just about to turn the corner
rendelnep: neat I get see the tail of this tourney
Blasteg: the mana drain looks OP
LRRbot: Shadow of Doubt [{U/B}{U/B}] | Instant | Players can't search libraries this turn. / Draw a card.
Loonatic93: @Blasteg It is strictly better Counterspell.
LRRbot: Trygon Predator [1GU] | Creature — Beast [2/3] | Flying / Whenever Trygon Predator deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
go0zen: GG
wikisome: Got to watch out for that devotion Wheeler
Lightningbro: "It's not a may" "You may destroy it" "oh it's a may?" A breif summary of my experience with may clauses.
go0zen: Well played, guys.
kanimaras: instant hexproof > counterspells
Mikiao: C'mon secret UW aggro strat Jeremy...
theinvisiblevoice: so many decision trees
Comrademik: midgame switch to UW flyers
F1SHOR: you know what they need to make some fetchable creature lands :P
Professor_Rakor: Sometimes creatures get lost in a maze. Sometimes a maze gets lost in a port. So crowded this time of year.
jeff_sg: Have been two good games so far
aussie_rob_w: How goes the Canlander?
TheTunnelingCat: main deck fluster isnt the worst to have maindeck, maybe now its worse than it was like a year ago
TheTunnelingCat: nice words there
TheTunnelingCat: english is in fact my first language
rendelnep: @aussie_rob_w the ginger guy is winning
F1SHOR: sometimes you need to reaid trigger so you maze your own creature to keep it alive ok
F1SHOR: *raid
Lightningbro: Charges into battle, maze springs up around battlers, both sides just walk out on their own sides confused.
LRRbot: Temple of Enlightenment | Land | Temple of Enlightenment enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Enlightenment enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Counterbalance [UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may reveal the top card of your library. If you do, counter that spell if it has the same converted mana cost as the revealed card.
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Breeding Pool enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Deeproot Champion [1G] | Creature — Merfolk Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Deeproot Champion.
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
TheTunnelingCat: not the convention promo deeproot champion? what a guy
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
LRRbot: Dive Down [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +0/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
Insert_code: is that a Fishy Ponder I spy
Lightningbro: I feel like I'm personally at fault for thinking "Counterbalance, hey, that card's art looks like Final Destination (Smash)"
DoctorCactus: rooting for ben, only because he's playing the best basic forest art
TheTunnelingCat: fish ponder is bad taste
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
EOstby: 5, which is not 1.
cervantes_13: Usually, 5 =/= 1
jeff_sg: Non zero cmc
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: fiery confluence! <3
F1SHOR: deep root going the distance i hope
LRRbot: Deeproot Champion [1G] | Creature — Merfolk Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Deeproot Champion.
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
addietude: Jeremy I left for 10 minutes and you lose!? You gotta bring it back!
Paladia_Gorom: George H.W. Busch is now dead
LRRbot: Nimble Obstructionist [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Cycling {2}{U} / When you cycle Nimble Obstructionist, counter target activated or triggered ability you don't control.
Joomie123: is there a decklist thread?
F1SHOR: birbs the worb
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !decklists
EOstby: Hey, it's a 1!
Joomie123: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed thanks rennieHeart
LRRbot: Rishadan Port | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Tap target land.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Joomie123 np
LRRbot: Gush [4U] | Instant | You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Draw two cards.
ralphmaccookin: By Steve Menendian, yes.
LRRbot: Thing in the Ice [1U] (back: Awoken Horror) | Creature — Horror [0/4] | Defender / Thing in the Ice enters the battlefield with four ice counters on it. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, remove an ice counter from Thing in the Ice. Then if it has no ice counters on it, transform it.
F1SHOR: man counterbalance is such a wierd card to try and work around
LoadingReadyRun: Thing in the Ice | Creature — Thing in Ice
wicker_knight: how many times have you played with Counterbalance Kappa
theinvisiblevoice: just stifle the counterbalance trigger
cervantes_13: Should've ported one of the blue sources in response to the fetch.
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
cervantes_13: Unless you have Censor.
Kykiwi: has counter blance hit yet?
LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
felixphew: I agree, it does need to be type Thing
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l0gin4me: I feel like we've seen a lot of the same cards for a singleton format
theinvisiblevoice: part of that is we see a lot of cards
Insert_code: @EdmundJuniper or if you're playing 4 horsemen all the friendships with judges you destroyed
Blasteg: well, these blue deck seems to dig deep
Blasteg: so we see more cards than usual from them?
Erudite_Cynic: just slide a cheatyface on ther board
wlsack: Cheatyface needs shroud
EdmundJuniper: @Insert_code Its' a multifaceted game.
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
Blasteg: sneak in an armchair ass well
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's converted mana cost.
Insert_code: !card Armchair Ass
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
EOstby: Goyf now a 5/6. :O
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Insert_code: !card Cheatyface
LRRbot: Cheatyface [UUU] | Creature — Efreet [2/2] | If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. / Flying
Blasteg: !card totally normal armchair
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Kykiwi: oof
Erudite_Cynic: !card Suspicious arm
LRRbot: Trygon Predator [1GU] | Creature — Beast [2/3] | Flying / Whenever Trygon Predator deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.
felixphew: !card armchair
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
bug_sniper: someone likes unhinged cards
Blasteg: !card Entirely Normal Armchair
F1SHOR: cause chats chat
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: who ever really understands chat?
TonyStark1986: GO AZORIUS!
Ukon_vasara: never question chat
addietude: Goooooo Jeremy❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
tommyboy9107: its all about splice onto arcane
EOstby: AWOL. Give me AWOL please.
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
kinkerbelle: "save a kill spell for this guy" triggers *every* gotcha phrase.
Insert_code: But
Ukon_vasara: ambiguity is a card that should see more play
Kykiwi: ouch nothing but land
Dr_fragenstien: The thing with the carnivorous death parrot is that it's flavor text incudes all words for the "GOTCHA!" mechanic
Insert_code: But Ben, that sentence hits all the 'gotcha' cards
LRRbot: Dive Down [U] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +0/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
Ukon_vasara: !card Ambiguity
LRRbot: Ambiguity [2UU] | Enchantment | Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
MurficWPN: good games
Kykiwi: GGGGGGGGGG
felixphew: @kinkerbelle does it get Spell Counter?
bug_sniper: !card Leviathan
LRRbot: Leviathan [5UUUU] | Creature — Leviathan [10/10] | Trample / Leviathan enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice two Islands. If you do, untap Leviathan. / Leviathan can't attack unless you sacrifice two Islands.
rgoody2016: Man Jeremy just flooding out
wikisome: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
stevestein: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
zTheVorteX: Gege
felixphew: !card Spell Counter
LRRbot: Spell Counter [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
TemporallyAwry: Also - that shirt is amazing Ben.
Ubiki: How about toy boat
felixphew: Oh, it triggers on "spell" too
go0zen: <3 Cam...you are not an ass lmao
tommyboy9107: Jeremy was doing great tbh
Lightningbro: I personally just want more Augment and Host cards. I love that mechanic.
Blasteg: what happened esterday?
bug_sniper: !card Duh
Professor_Rakor: Now I really want that enchantment...
Insert_code: !Card ________
Comrademik: i would love triple strike to come into the real game
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Blasteg there's highlander at a FLGS on Thursdays for them
Ubiki: Silver border mechanics have become black border before
addietude: Even thought you lost you can still come home 😜
theinvisiblevoice: triple strike requires too many rule changes to be worth it tho
Comrademik: does it?
theinvisiblevoice: oh yeah
theinvisiblevoice: requires a complete rewrite of combat rules
Adamantcheese: card kingdom: a kingdom of cards
wikisome: yeah rules is why we won't see burn spells with trample
Comrademik: ok, i'm pretty new, so i wasn't sure
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: cardkingdom.com/lrr
Mikiao: It does and it's awesome!
addietude: ❤️
theinvisiblevoice: yeah, spells with trample is likewise messy
Insert_code: See interview with mark rosewater for full details on that
Adamantcheese: wuberge eggs?
F1SHOR: i would love to see last strike
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: with bits and subs!
Field94: boggle's flavor text? coxKappa
TemporallyAwry: @Field94 a joke in the most recent North100
Insert_code: @Field94 the new UMA Boggle has flavour text ye
Loonatic93: Would it be any real difference than adding double strike? In combat, you would just have a first strike phase, a regular strike phase, and then you just add a last strike phase. It really doesn't change much.
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Field94: Mispronunciation I was actually expecting btw: Oogle the boo-gle. I never hear boogle and I want to so much
Insert_code: @Loonatic93 In the interview with mark rosewater he says that they would have to rework the entire step. I'm not sure why but I'm inclined to believe him
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Blasteg: I kinda want more non-integer damages, like
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Blasteg: !card just dessert
LRRbot: Just Desserts [1R] | Instant | Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Erudite_Cynic: @LoadingReadyRun so are we raiding Hodor after this?
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Loonatic93: What's her channel?
Loonatic93: lunarjade, right?
Erudite_Cynic: yep
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go0zen: Did Ben win?
Erudite_Cynic: yep
go0zen: @Erudite_Cynic thanks :D
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I did earlier when adding the username to my highlight list :P
Erudite_Cynic: Ben Wheeler did to be accurate
Hamboigaz01: They're doing subs....they're done aren't they?
keesonman: missed the boat
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: you're only 4 and a half Benjamin?
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Type_One___: missed an underscore
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keesonman: oh wow lol
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