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  1. #8953
    You punch them and they spit out someone else's teeth.
    — Alex, on the NYPD [2024-03-27]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  2. #8952
    'Let the viewer decide?' god no.
    — Serge [2024-03-19]
    Terraria on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8951
    It's okay. There's all this blood here.
    — Serge [2024-03-19]
    Noita on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8950
    They don't quote me anymore. They've given up.
    — Beej [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  5. #8949
    I have a Big Daddy in my living room.
    — Angel [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  6. #8948
    No one has skin like you, Beej!
    — Cori [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  7. #8947
    Maybe I have weird tastes.
    — Beej, on ASMR [2024-03-18]
    Makers & Crafting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  8. #8946
    SPEAK TRUTH, RAT GOD!
    — Ian [2024-03-17]
    Mad Rat Dead on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8945
    Damn, this is actually sick! ... Oh. Just kidding.
    — Bengineering [2024-03-15]
    Magic: The Gathering on Oki Oki Fight Club
  10. #8944
    How much piss does one man need?
    — Nelson [2024-03-15]
    Street Fighter 6 on Oki Oki Fight Club
  11. #8943
    Tits are pretty quality.
    — Az [2024-03-11]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  12. #8942
    I am immediately in your DMs talking about something horrible pretty much daily.
    — Az [2024-03-11]
    Art on Can't Draw Horses Club
  13. #8941
    Who put this microphone here?!"
    — Wheeler [2024-03-10]
    SpellRogue on Is This Your Card?
  14. #8940
    Shirtless in July, sailors delight!
    — Wheeler [2024-03-08]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  15. #8939
    I have the conch, shut the fuck up.
    — Adam [2024-03-08]
    Street Fighter 6 on The Long Game
  16. #8938
    I was not really expecting the day would hold a pigeon in a do-rag saying, 'Yo!', wearing Michael Jordan's number for some reason...
    — Molly [2024-03-03]
    HeadBangers: Rhythm Royale on LRRMtG
  17. #8937
    If it's a video game, just assume I haven't played it.
    — Wheeler [2024-03-03]
    SpellRogue on LRRMtG
  18. #8936
    We should blue more often.
    — Ben [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  19. #8935
    Let me tell you about my collection of Sonic Feet.
    — Bengineering [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  20. #8934
    Everyone needs to have a bad friend with them at all times.
    — Heather [2024-03-01]
    Board Games on AFK
  21. #8933
    I do love you Serge, and don't tell anyone that.
    — James [2024-02-27]
    Terraria on AFK
  22. #8932
    If there's one thing I know about this community, it's that they love toilets.
    — Serge [2024-02-27]
    Balatro on AFK
  23. #8931
    These fingers don't have hands.
    — Cori [2024-02-26]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #8930
    I have a brand and it's confusing.
    — Ian [2024-02-25]
    Bit.Trip Rerunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8929
    Wonderful! Incredible! ...Mario is here too!
    — Paul [2024-02-24]
    Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight