Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#4655
Next morning, you pack up a pic-i-nic skeleton.
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Dale
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4654
A funny thing happened on the way to the jungle.
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Beej
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4653
I was picturing something that Dr. Seuss would draw while high.
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Dale
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4652
They were quite nice to me right up until they framed me for arson.
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Paul
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4651
"Yes, and shrieking." "Yes, and burrowing into your flesh."
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Paul,
of Dale's DM improv technique
[2018-02-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on LRRMtG
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#4650
Sounds can hurt people.
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Ian
[2018-02-04]
Hiragana Pixel Party on Rhythm Cafe
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#4649
The dong was satisfying.
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James
[2018-02-01]
None on Bonus Stream
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#4648
Holy crap...
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Everyone
[2018-02-02]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
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#4647
Draw some different cards.
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Beej,
giving Magic advice
[2018-02-01]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#4646
get your big balls outta my face
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James
[2018-02-01]
Ben and Ed on 18 Games & Counting
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#4645
Paul's dead!
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Ben,
gleefully
[2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
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#4644
What if my biggest fear is a one-eyed dwarf playing the bagpipes?
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Ian
[2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
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#4643
Oooooh! Legs!
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Beej
[2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
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#4642
If you are allergic to blood, consult a doctor.
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Ian
[2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
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#4641
You're not hungover until you're cat-on-the-face hungover.
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Paul
[2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
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#4640
Give 'em the bone!
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Ben
[2018-01-31]
Board Games Live on Watch and Play
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#4639
I'm not dying because of pinecones!!
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Alex
[2018-01-31]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4638
Wait, are we Noah or Jesus?
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Graham
[2018-01-31]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4637
Can you get to the subocean in Noah's arc?
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Graham
[2018-01-31]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
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#4636
If you're a horse, you can't go to prison more than once.
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Beej
[2018-01-30]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven on Matters of Import
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#4635
What are the three of us doing in this shipping container? With our clothes on?
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Cameron
[2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4634
That sounds like Beej: 'I'll put it in my mouth! I don't know what it is.'
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TQ
[2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4633
Man, it is terrifying when I'm not driving.
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RayFK
[2018-01-30]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
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#4632
It's BM.
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Dale
[2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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#4631
It's never moles the size of ticks, is it? It's always ticks the size of moles
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Paul,
of burrowing mole-ticks
[2018-01-29]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
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