Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4455

I'm full of lies, full disclosure.

— Serge [2017-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#4454

The chat's good for something!

— Ian [2017-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
#4453

Put your finger in the butt, put your finger in the butt~

— Alex, singing [2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4452

Oh look! A healing butthole.

— Cameron [2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4451

Is the butthole a savepoint? I thought it just restored our health.

— Alex [2017-11-02]
SOMA on Talking Simulator
#4450

Let's just ignore chat for a minute and see what happens.

— James [2017-11-02]
None on LRRMtG
#4449

The real friends were the ones we lost along the way.

— Ian [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4448

That gun had 3 robot babies!

— Cori [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4447

Stop coming into things!

— James, to Ian [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4446

It's Risk, so no matter who wins, we are all losers.

— Ian [2017-11-01]
Board Games Live on 18 Games & Counting
#4445

Gotta get my human chops.

— Alex [2017-11-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4444

I just want the cool embrace of the sub ocean to take us away.

— Graham [2017-11-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#4443

I’ve only killed, like... six people, calm down.

— Paul [2017-10-31]
Assassin's Creed Origins on New Day Tewsday
#4442

I'm not destroying priceless artefacts, I'm destroying gods.

— Heather
Super Mario Odyssey on New Day Tewsday
#4441

We are doctors of donk donk.

— Ian [2017-10-29]
Rhythm Heaven Fever on Rhythm Cafe
#4440

Explaining the joke improves the joke.

— Graham [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4439

Give me back my caramel cheese.

— Graham [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4438

From hell's orchard I stab at thee.

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4437

I bit into it, and it hissed at me.

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4436

This is a 3 AM cinnamon bun

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4435

Ian fed me a mouse

— Cameron [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4434

Go get in the sea, you all need a bath.

— Alex [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4433

"Hey, person, premise!" and they're like "Response?" and then we're like "Joke!"

— Cameron [2017-10-27]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4432

There are no bad cards.

— Beej [2017-10-27]
None on LRRMtG
#4431

I'm not putting a bat up your butthole.

— Alex, to Paul [2017-10-27]
Creative on 18 Games & Counting