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  1. #3819
    Then I fell down a rabbit hole of leather
    — Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #3818
    When it is on the floor, it is easy to access! Why don't we just put everything there?
    — Paul [2017-01-08]
    None on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #3817
    I want this kid's piss!
    — Adam [2017-01-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  4. #3815
    Look how f***in' shiny I am!
    — Adam [2017-01-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  5. #3814
    I hope that I, like Ajani, will be unyielding. And also covered in cat hair.
    — Kathleen [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  6. #3813
    Math don't even real
    — Cameron [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  7. #3812
    Look man, you can't just call someone a thopter
    — Adam [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  8. #3811
    I find it's helpful to just stop caring what Twitch chat thinks.
    — Cameron [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  9. #3810
    this train is gonna get in that airship and go to town!
    — Graham [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  10. #3809
    These cards... I actually need to read them to find out how good they are.
    — Doc [2017-01-06]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  11. #3808
    Water can't be on fire.
    — Ian [2016-12-28]
    None on Bonus Stream
  12. #3807
    Welcome to Alex's personal Hell. Population: Everyone.
    — Alex [2017-01-04]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3806
    Toronto is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of Poland Inc.
    — Cameron [2017-01-03]
    Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
  14. #3805
    Chat WAS wrong... God, that feels good to say.
    — James [2016-12-30]
    Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
  15. #3804
    I'm taking speed.
    — Adam [2016-12-30]
    Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
  16. #3803
    Nuts are blue.
    — Ben [2016-12-30]
    Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
  17. #3802
    I only want Chat.
    — Adam [2016-12-30]
    Mechs & Minions on AFK
  18. #3801
    A lot of people like to cuddle fish.
    — Cori [2016-12-29]
    Mass Effect on Talking Simulator
  19. #3800
    Well... Some people are orange...
    — Cori [2016-12-29]
    Mass Effect on Talking Simulator
  20. #3799
    Aw man, Hannah Montana: The Movie the game? I wanna play that!
    — James [2016-12-29]
    Resident Evil 5 on 18 Games & Counting
  21. #3798
    All right guys don't worry, we've got weed
    — James [2016-12-29]
    Resident Evil 5 on 18 Games & Counting
  22. #3797
    Here comes some hot meat
    — Ian [2016-12-28]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3796
    I'm a bad yeller.
    — Ian [2016-12-28]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3795
    You can't use your sword around corners, but you can block the laser with your bridge.
    — Cori [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  25. #3794
    Shave a bomb?! Shave a bomb on a timer?!
    — Cori [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play