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  1. #3504
    What the lrrEFF does this head do?
    — Alex [2016-10-12]
    Gonner on Let's NOPE
  2. #3503
    Oxygen makes you fat!
    — Ian [2016-10-10]
    K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import
  3. #3502
    She doesn't strum if I don't push her buttons.
    — Ian [2016-10-10]
    K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import
  4. #3501
    There's a lot of boobs on this other thing.
    — Beej [2016-10-10]
    K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import
  5. #3500
    I was too short. Now I am normal-sized.
    — Ian [2016-10-10]
    K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import
  6. #3499
    Oh shit! The lrrHAM is here!
    — Kate [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  7. #3498
    I almost got into a fistfight during my first game of Diplomacy.
    — Cameron [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  8. #3497
    Adult Diapers! I've got a butt-load!
    — Ian [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  9. #3496
    I can defend this with an arrow in my ass!
    — Beej, in Sean Connery accent [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  10. #3495
    There's a lot of me near the floor.
    — Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  11. #3494
    Robin Williams got SWOLE!
    — Ian [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  12. #3493
    ZomBODY once told me...
    — Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  13. #3492
    Nothing falls on you or in you.
    — Paul [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  14. #3491
    Iran is psychic!
    — MadWaltz [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  15. #3490
    I will attack the top of this dwarf.
    — Paul [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  16. #3489
    Zombies are just wet mummies?
    — Ian [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  17. #3488
    I'm going to invade your personal space.
    — Graham, to Paul [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  18. #3487
    Stop body-shaming your goblins!
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  19. #3486
    Let me back dat *** up.
    — Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  20. #3485
    I am more than happy to aggro whoever you like.
    — Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  21. #3484
    FINE! I love the lrrEFF ing dog. Are you happy?
    — Cameron [2016-10-06]
    Firewatch on Talking Simulator
  22. #3483
    I enjoy watching fire.
    — Cameron [2016-10-06]
    Firewatch on Talking Simulator
  23. #3482
    What do the things you say even mean?
    — Cori, to Adam [2016-09-28]
    None on Unknown
  24. #3481
    I often end up taking my coffee into the shower.
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3480
    You can't even wash her!
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams