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  1. #3479
    No, it's already nutted.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3478
    I don't speak... European.
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3477
    What flavor soap do we have?
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3476
    OK, now it's finished crashing.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3475
    I hope your gun is firing tiny bricks.
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Tales of Destruction on Watch and Play
  6. #3474
    Who keeps shitting batteries out?
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
  7. #3473
    I'm glad I *** myself earlier.
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
  8. #3472
    Where are my organs? They're in my hands, actually.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  9. #3471
    Why is there butt smoke everywhere?
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  10. #3470
    My sword has no eyes!
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  11. #3469
    Is that how you cut your arm off? By dropping it?
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  12. #3468
    Oh my God! It's coming out of my ass!
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  13. #3467
    There's so many nose controls!
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  14. #3466
    You never go ovipositor to mandibles.
    — Ian [2016-10-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #3465
    What is wrong with you, Horner?! This is a children's show!
    — Alex [2016-10-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #3464
    Don't quote me on that.
    — Graham [2016-10-03]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #3463
    I can't even rhythm anymore. lrrEFF I... I can't... I just... I can't... I lost... complete... what was...
    — Heather [2016-10-02]
    None on Unknown
  18. #3462
    Awwwww... I HATE heart-warming things...
    — Kathleen [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #3461
    This is a thing of lies... This is an urn of lies.
    — Alex [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #3460
    It smells like Christmas! I don't want pasta that smells like Christmas!
    — Graham [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #3459
    Parts of me are trying to escape.
    — Serge [2016-09-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  22. #3458
    Go outside! Go play with your families! Stop following me on Twitter!
    — Cameron [2016-09-29]
    DARK SOULS III on Talking Simulator
  23. #3457
    I'm fully prepared for my last words on this earth to be a series of increasingly urgent "Dude"s.
    — Cameron [2016-09-29]
    Gone Home on Talking Simulator
  24. #3456
    Form of... A headache!
    — Alex [2016-09-29]
    Gone Home on Talking Simulator
  25. #3455
    Oh, I'm the white man.
    — Ian [2016-09-26]
    Kunio-Kun Nekketsu Collection on Matters of Import

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