Quotes – LRRbot

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#3459

Parts of me are trying to escape.

— Serge [2016-09-30]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3458

Go outside! Go play with your families! Stop following me on Twitter!

— Cameron [2016-09-29]
DARK SOULS III on Talking Simulator
#3457

I'm fully prepared for my last words on this earth to be a series of increasingly urgent "Dude"s.

— Cameron [2016-09-29]
Gone Home on Talking Simulator
#3456

Form of... A headache!

— Alex [2016-09-29]
Gone Home on Talking Simulator
#3455

Oh, I'm the white man.

— Ian [2016-09-26]
Kunio-Kun Nekketsu Collection on Matters of Import
#3454

Uh oh... I have a dead man as well.

— Ian [2016-09-26]
Kunio-kun no Dodge Ball da yo: Zenin Shuugo on Matters of Import
#3453

I still don't have to poop.

— Kathleen [2016-09-26]
None on Unknown
#3452

Always the stage-hand. Never the stage.

— Ian [2016-09-25]
Hatsune Miku: Project Diva X on Rhythm Cafe
#3450

Alfred Nobel shat out his prize.

— Ian [2016-09-23]
Timeline on AFK
#3448

I have a low IQ.

— Cameron [2016-09-23]
Timeline on AFK
#3447

We need to Indiana Jones harder.

— Heather [2016-09-21]
Chariot on Crossing the Streams
#3446

Yank it that way, as hard as you can.

— Beej, to Heather [2016-09-21]
Chariot on Crossing the Streams
#3445

Thank you for putting a new shirt on me.

— Beej, to Heather [2016-09-21]
Chariot on Crossing the Streams
#3444

That seems really lrrEFF ing tight.

— Beej [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3443

Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin

— Cori [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3442

I'm glad to hear you think you're learning.

— Ian, to Chat [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3441

I can use my dingus...

— Beej [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3440

Part of this show is in my mind.

— Ian [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3439

No turtle has ever thrived.

— Maria [2016-09-18]
None on Unknown
#3438

I'm Meghan and I'm attacking you for 2.

— Meghan Wolff, to Blake Rasmussen [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3437

I'm feelin' hot and sassy today.

— Cameron [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3436

This is how you sous-vide a human.

— Kathleen [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3435

The juice is loose! ... Actually, the juice is sitting beside me.

— Kathleen [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3434

I've never smelled a monkey before.

— Cameron [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3433

Dat Leyline Bling...

— Cameron [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG