Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3405

You can't drink your beer without your spoon!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3404

If only we had a foldable toilet!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3403

My box body armor was doing NOTHING!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3402

How do you like dem deeks ?! Get thumped on!

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3401

Your mother was a Tonka truck!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3400

All I've got is cigarettes and like five changes of clothes.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3399

I don't know a non-pompous way of saying 'I'm allergic to anything popular.'

— Alex [2016-09-14]
None on Let's NOPE
#3398

Don't try to make Bill happen. That's tasteless.

— Alex [2016-09-14]
None on Let's NOPE
#3397

Who's making bootleg kazoos?!

— Alex [2016-07-20]
None on Unknown
#3396

It weighs 10 months.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3395

I don't think there's any more Art Dink can tell you.

— Ian [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3394

This is a game that surely wants you to beat it.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3393

I just got dinked!

— Ian [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3392

He's almost bent completely over. I think that's important.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3391

This would've been better in Cockney.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3390

It's more of a dance translation system.

— Ian [2016-09-12]
Broadway Legend Ellena on Matters of Import
#3389

This seems like a very tedious way to have fun.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Broadway Legend Ellena on Matters of Import
#3388

I have no idea what's going on anymore and I'm beginning to feel like a Martian.

— Cameron [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on AFK
#3387

What if I LIKE going blind?

— Cameron [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on AFK
#3386

I had a good time in Montana once.

— Ian [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on AFK
#3385

If Ian's about anything, it's about keeping Beej from completing.

— Cameron [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on AFK
#3384

Let's lrrEFF some trains!

— Beej [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on Talking Simulator
#3383

The concept of time-travelling bedbugs is IRRATIONALLY upsetting to me.

— Alex [2016-09-08]
Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
#3382

It doesn't matter. I don't care about my body.

— Ben [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3381

You cannot grind on the side of the computer monitor.

— Ben [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams