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  1. #5570
    If you like porridge, you'll love soup!
    — Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  2. #5569
    I don't move fast but I'm warm.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  3. #5568
    You have an understanding with your sheep and they would never disappoint you.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  4. #5567
    It would be criminal to throw away brocade.
    — Cameron [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  5. #5566
    For now, the sheep are my friends.
    — Serge [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  6. #5565
    Let's play the "Congratulations" theme song.
    — Heather [2018-12-09]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #5564
    The "eh" comes raging out of me sometimes.
    — Adam [2018-12-08]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s
  8. #5563
    It turns out that all of the games that I like are games that people don't like.
    — Ian [2018-12-06]
    The Game Awards on Bonus Stream
  9. #5562
    From hell's heart bitch!
    — Leelee [2018-12-07]
    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on AFK
  10. #5561
    A cross between underwear and the Jesus Christ!
    — Beej [2018-12-05]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  11. #5560
    They're not misplays if we win.
    — James [2018-12-05]
    None on LRRMtG
  12. #5559
    It seems to be a weird and dangerous tradition.
    — Serge [2018-12-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  13. #5558
    I lost my first jaw that way.
    — Ian [2018-12-01]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #5557
    Once we realise we're not good at things, we can get them done real quick.
    — Ian [2018-12-01]
    Music & Performing Arts on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #5556
    That sounds like a YOU problem, chat.
    — Bengineering [2018-11-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  16. #5555
    Stop playing all these lands, I can't counter them!
    — Jeremy White [2018-11-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #5554
    Never quote me.
    — Ian [2018-11-29]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #5553
    Always be good chat.
    — James [2018-11-29]
    No Man's Sky on Games of Chance
  19. #5552
    Don't quote me on that.
    — James [2018-11-29]
    No Man's Sky on Games of Chance
  20. #5551
    If you're walking, you're losing.
    — Adam [2018-11-27]
    Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
  21. #5550
    Adam is right
    — Paul [2018-11-27]
    Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
  22. #5549
    How do you kickstart the sun? Nuke it like a good American!
    — Adam [2018-11-27]
    Darksiders III on New Day Tewsday
  23. #5548
    any number with a 9 in it is a sex number
    — Adam [2018-11-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  24. #5547
    Am I the only one who thinks this is fucking weird?
    — Adam, on minecraft [2018-11-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  25. #5546
    The Coffee is working.
    — James [2018-11-27]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock