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  1. #5545
    That's all we're looking for really, someone to kiss all the dirt off our body.
    — Adam [2018-11-24]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  2. #5544
    We don't actually have to make tiny Princess Bride costumes that will fit on a roast chicken.
    — Kathleen [2018-11-23]
    None on Friday Night Paper Fight
  3. #5543
    Unkeep, uptap, drew.
    — Cameron [2018-11-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #5542
    SUPER-ELLIPSES!
    — Jacob, repeatedly [2018-11-23]
    OZMAFIA!! on Now Kiss!
  5. #5541
    Don't you hate it when you think you're a duck?
    — Paul [2018-11-22]
    Golf Story on Games of Chance
  6. #5540
    There's documentation on the style guide, it's called looking down!
    — Serge [2018-11-20]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  7. #5539
    My favourite games are the games where the characters stay out of each other.
    — Ian [2018-11-18]
    Princess Debut on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #5538
    Have you tried trying?
    — Heather [2018-11-18]
    Princess Debut on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #5537
    Twitch chat's never let me down before.
    — Adam [2018-11-17]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's Gamehaüs
  10. #5536
    'I'm going to take us to a serious place.' 'Winnipeg?'
    — Graham and Ian [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #5535
    I am Arthur, King of the Britons. What up?
    — Matt [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #5534
    I wanna be the dog with the hooch. That's me!
    — Kathleen [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #5533
    The best thing I could do is wrap Waluigi around my face.
    — Serge [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #5532
    My ankles feel exposed.
    — Beej [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #5531
    Ian doesn't tell me anything, that's why we're friends.
    — Beej [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #5530
    Not to be disgusting, but I burped, and it was the most pleasant burp I've had in a long time.
    — Beej [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #5529
    That is a great description for Part 2 of Step 35's first step.
    — Dale [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #5528
    Wow, Prime Minister Bieber used to be a rock star?
    — Beej [2018-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #5527
    Milk in Canada is carbonated, except in Quebec, where it's fluoridated.
    — Beej and Ian [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #5526
    If I come out of this week being able to read Wingdings, I'm walking into the sea.
    — Graham [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #5525
    I've always wanted to go up your shirt.
    — Graham, to Beej [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #5524
    We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe.
    — Jordan [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #5523
    That was A LOT.
    — Kathleen, with regards to Desert Bus South [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #5522
    Only dead people can be your friends.
    — Kathleen [2018-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #5521
    What do people who aren't me want?
    — Kathleen [2018-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope