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#8826

I'll go suck some sap out of this tree. Oh, that was awful, why did I do that?

— Graham [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8825

Welcome to Equaling Matt Wiggins here on 92.1 The Squaaaaaaaaaat.

— Graham [2023-11-16]
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#8824

There's more than one way to cube a cat.

— Wiggins [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8823

I've always wanted to see James against Muppets.

— Ian [2023-11-16]
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#8822

Okay stop crabs.

— Graham [2023-11-16]
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#8821

Graham is receiving meat in the corner.

— Jordan [2023-11-16]
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#8820

This is no mouth.

— Graham [2023-11-16]
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#8819

Like a responsible visitor to a state park, I shall leave only footprints and psychic damage.

— Kathleen [2023-11-16]
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#8818

That's just going to be a loop of the explosion dragon.

— Jacob [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8817

Dale is a helper and he makes dreams come true (mostly his own).

— Kathleen [2023-11-16]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8816

Would I lie to you? Absolutely! I 100% would.

— Jacob [2023-11-16]
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#8815

You can't give the milk away for free, unless the juice isn't worth the squeeze from the stone for its blood.

— Ian [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8814

It's fractal ham.

— Graham [2023-11-15]
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#8813

Take care when stripping your balls.

— Graham [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8812

I can tell by the thickness of their egg.

— Ian [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8811

I'm actually really good at roulette.

— Matt [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8810

The waist... wait, that's a throat, never mind.

— Ian [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8809

My quads are not a place of honor.

— Wiggins [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8808

Chat is an amorphous thing of many things.

— Kathleen [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8807

Who wants to hear about crab teeth?

— Kathleen [2023-11-15]
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#8806

My brain sends signals to the squishy bits and I go up and down.

— Cori [2023-11-15]
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#8805

I knew that I could, and I just stopped thinking there.

— Kathleen [2023-11-15]
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#8804

This is so safe!

— Kathleen, about to start a leaf blower indoors [2023-11-15]
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#8803

Spread hair to children. Just what children want. Hair.

— James [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8802

Lick the ends, James.

— Ashton [2023-11-15]
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