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#3619

I was having too much fun menacing people!

— Kathleen [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3618

Temporary vibrators?

— Pika [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3617

How do you Internet?

— Mikey Neumann [2016-11-16]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3616

A. U. R. A. L. You filthy people!

— Graham [2016-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3615

I'm just a question... with legs.

— Jerry [2016-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3614

I'm just delicious!

— Jerry [2016-11-15]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3613

I ate too much blaze.

— Graham [2016-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3612

Let me unzip my lion.

— Ashley [2016-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3611

Beej, stop being bad at imaginary hopscotch.

— Heather [2016-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3610

Do you want to blow up a taxi?

— Alex, to Beej [2016-11-14]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3609

Johnny unplugged the universe.

— Cameron [2016-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3608

I'm still wet on the outside.

— Ben [2016-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3607

I'm the last Beej.

— Cori [2016-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3606

I turned down the sex, but turned up the cliches.

— Kathleen [2016-11-13]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3605

Who among us has not totalled a car?

— Graham [2016-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3604

I'll just sit back here and unzip.

— Graham [2016-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3603

Do placentas glitter?!

— Tally [2016-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3602

I'm not going to lick the Bristol Stool Chart.

— Matt [2016-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3601

Don't ferment your Soylent.

— Ian [2016-11-12]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3600

I didn't sniff any koala farts.

— Kathleen [2016-11-12]
None on Unknown
#3599

I can't tell you how to drink.

— Graham [2016-11-11]
None on Unknown
#3597

Oh no! I did a nice thing! No! I just wanted a haircut!

— Adam [2016-11-06]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3596

Look, I just want your shorts, lady.

— Adam [2016-11-06]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3595

You monster! My flesh-colored ladies!

— Cameron, to Ian [2016-11-04]
Risk Legacy on AFK
#3594

Alex is making a car? Well EXCUSE me... I'm just making a lrrEFF ing civilization.

— Cameron [2016-11-02]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on New Day Tewsday