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  1. #5169
    You don't look like a doofus if people don't know it's you that looks like a doofus.
    — Andrew [2018-07-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #5168
    It doesn't really matter what happened, as long as we know who to blame for what happened.
    — Paul [2018-07-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #5167
    I blame the '90s.
    — Cori [2018-07-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #5166
    That makes a lot of sense, actually. Beej, why don't you explain why.
    — Bengineering, improv mastermind [2018-07-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #5165
    Crabbo gets the stabbo?
    — Adam [2018-07-14]
    Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s
  6. #5164
    Whenever I think Kathleen, I think "serene meditation".
    — Cam [2018-07-13]
    The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
  7. #5163
    Shut your face god.
    — Paul [2018-07-12]
    The Talos Principle on Games of Chance
  8. #5162
    Stop making out with Twitch chat.
    — Bengineering, to Adam [2018-07-11]
    Board Games on AFK
  9. #5161
    Why did that burp scare me?
    — Ben, after burping [2018-07-11]
    Resident Evil HD Remaster on Let's NOPE
  10. #5160
    Can you put carpet on the celling?
    — Serge [2018-07-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  11. #5159
    "so how many times have your pants exploded?" "exactly once."
    — RebelliousUno and Serge [2018-07-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  12. #5158
    Ah, the assassin class.
    — Ben, while using a Gatling cannon [2018-07-10]
    Defiance 2050 on New Day Tewsday
  13. #5157
    Hey, is your hitbox the size of Manhattan?
    — James [2018-07-10]
    Games + Demos on New Day Tewsday
  14. #5156
    I can definitely taste the conical matrix!
    — Beej, as Bontan [2018-07-09]
    None on Unknown
  15. #5155
    He wears an eyepatch so clearly he's a bad person.
    — Dale [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  16. #5154
    I was not looking forward to trying to punch a ghost.
    — Paul [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  17. #5153
    I'm not staying overnight there, we'd have to bake our way out!
    — Graham, as Snak [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  18. #5152
    Among the people trying to rip you off today is not this guy.
    — Dale [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  19. #5151
    We're not making muffins or anything, so the bakers shouldn't get mad at us, he said hopefully.
    — Graham [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  20. #5150
    Everything tastes better on a stick.
    — Dale [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  21. #5149
    Whatever sound he is making, is not one of the familiar sounds.
    — Dale, as DM [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  22. #5148
    Give me a 'look for children in burlap' skill check please.
    — Dale [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  23. #5147
    All my gifts came to me from hard work and application of studious essay-writing.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  24. #5146
    I wish I'd found more things to kill me in life.
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-07-09]
    None on Dice Friends
  25. #5145
    If you refuse to drop this subject, I'm just going to make it worse.
    — Heather [2018-07-08]
    Neon Drive on Rhythm Cafe