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  1. #4293
    There is so much going on right now, my brain is full of lrrEFF.
    — Bengineering [2017-06-28]
    Death Squared on Crossing the Streams
  2. #4292
    I'm functional!
    — Paul [2017-06-28]
    Death Squared on Crossing the Streams
  3. #4291
    I gotta do this again, with maximum worms.
    — Alex [2017-06-28]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  4. #4290
    I'm not relaxed by these balls!
    — Alex [2017-06-28]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  5. #4289
    'Hot mic!' 'Nope, killed everyth-'
    — Paul and Graham [2017-06-26]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #4288
    Even the devil has standards!
    — Kathleen [2017-06-24]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  7. #4287
    Smoke weed two hours ago.
    — Kathleen, at 6:20 [2017-06-23]
    Magic: The Gathering on The Crapshoot
  8. #4286
    This game's easy, on easy mode.
    — Ian [2017-06-21]
    Arms on Crossing the Streams
  9. #4285
    This dog keeps punching me!
    — Bengineering [2017-06-21]
    Arms on Crossing the Streams
  10. #4284
    Getting hurt is funny.
    — James [2017-06-21]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  11. #4283
    I didn't actually mean to take off my pants.
    — James [2017-06-20]
    PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS on Bonus Stream
  12. #4282
    I have champagne in my nasal cavity.
    — Ian [2017-06-18]
    Project CARS on One More
  13. #4281
    You shouldn't be able to put a body inside another body like that, and not have some serious consequences.
    — Beej [2017-06-18]
    Project CARS on One More
  14. #4280
    Why do we like any movies?
    — Ian [2017-06-18]
    Project CARS on One More
  15. #4279
    I don't have any actual car experience.
    — Ian [2017-06-17]
    Project CARS on One More
  16. #4278
    You beer you, fam.
    — Ian [2017-06-17]
    Project CARS on Bonus Stream
  17. #4277
    I've made smarter mistakes.
    — Graham [2017-06-15]
    None on Bonus Stream
  18. #4276
    I've always wanted to be the tank!
    — James [2017-06-14]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  19. #4275
    I hope you get struck by lightning.
    — Adam, to James [2017-06-14]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  20. #4274
    I don't know what these balls do!
    — Ben [2017-06-13]
    Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap on New Day Tewsday
  21. #4273
    2018? Aww, I'll be dead by then.
    — James [2017-06-13]
    E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #4272
    I thought this was one thing and then I thought it was another thing and now I have no idea what it is but I'm so on board.
    — Graham [2017-06-12]
    E3 2017 on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #4271
    I look like the floppiest samurai.
    — Ian [2017-06-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  24. #4270
    Oh lrrEFF I forgot that they have butts.
    — Ian [2017-06-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  25. #4269
    I can't think of a better Canadian 90s fad than the Reform Party.
    — Kathleen [2017-06-10]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs