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  1. #4403
    JAMES HE TOUCHED MY FIRE PHALLUS
    — RayFK [2017-10-16]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  2. #4402
    Did you just pickaxe the fire?
    — Cameron [2017-10-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  3. #4401
    Yes, technically I can cheat, but that's cheating.
    — James [2017-10-14]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  4. #4400
    Fuck this fedora vampire
    — Bengineering [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  5. #4399
    Yeah! Pain Again!
    — Graham [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  6. #4398
    You took all my blood
    — Graham [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  7. #4397
    Is a vampires anus functional?
    — Beej [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  8. #4396
    I know what a VHS is...
    — Bengineering, Nightmare 4 [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  9. #4395
    Keep your hands off my flesh dice.
    — Beej [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  10. #4394
    Beej has a lot of blood.
    — Ben [2017-10-13]
    None on Unknown
  11. #4393
    My parents used to listen to Kenji and the Dinosaurs.
    — Graham [2017-10-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #4392
    Serge, is it "outside assistance" if I do basic math for them?
    — Graham [2017-10-11]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #4391
    Ian's just a slightly more sophisticated Markov chain than the one we're using to generate quotes.
    — Cameron [2017-10-07]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #4390
    There is a very large database of us saying stupid things.
    — Paul [2017-10-07]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #4389
    I guess I'm thankful I didn't kill my friends.
    — Kathleen [2017-10-07]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #4388
    'There's something sinister at play. Is it me? Who knows!' 'It's probably you.'
    — Kathleen and Cori [2017-10-07]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  17. #4387
    I concede your passion for testicles.
    — Cameron [2017-10-07]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  18. #4386
    What's wrong with our friend???
    — Graham, of Ian [2017-10-07]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  19. #4385
    If it's real, it's James.
    — Alex [2017-10-07]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  20. #4384
    I need to save some mouth-strength for the actual game.
    — James [2017-10-07]
    None on One More
  21. #4383
    What am I doing wrong? If it's that I'm not supposed to press the button labelled 'start,' I have some feedback.
    — Graham [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  22. #4382
    Don't talk to me or my resolutions ever again.
    — Graham [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  23. #4381
    'Why would you do that, Beej?' 'I just wanted to see if it would hurt.'
    — Alex and Beej [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  24. #4380
    We're really weird.
    — Cameron [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More
  25. #4379
    This room is vibrating. That's fine, right?
    — Graham [2017-10-06]
    Creative on One More