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  1. #4699
    Well I guess we're gonna roast a gerbil.
    — Graham [2018-02-20]
    Metal Gear Survive on New Day Tewsday
  2. #4698
    I'm not very persuasive, I'm just fluffy.
    — Paul, as Dande [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #4697
    I have scary-thing cunning.
    — Paul, as Dande [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #4696
    'I would let her sneak attack herself.' 'As your attorney...don't.'
    — Dale and Graham [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #4695
    Just put your blood into the wand and go to sleep. What could go wrong?
    — Graham [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #4694
    I'm a helper!
    — Dale [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #4693
    You have ways to mitigate the falling. Stopping falling is not one of them.
    — Dale [2018-02-19]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #4692
    Sometimes you win, sometimes you get killed by titylicker69.
    — El_Funko [2018-02-13]
    None on One More
  9. #4691
    Yes, the weasel is a noble animal!
    — Cameron [2018-02-16]
    Doki Doki Literature Club on Now Kiss!
  10. #4690
    Stop having...things.
    — Graham [2018-02-15]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #4689
    Don't touch gutter-puck.
    — Kathleen [2018-02-14]
    Board Games on Let's NOPE
  12. #4688
    It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills.
    — Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
    Board Games on Let's NOPE
  13. #4687
    Old man dick. Old man dick. OLD MAN DICK!
    — Bengineering & Alex [2018-02-14]
    Remothered: Tormented Fathers on Let's NOPE
  14. #4686
    When somebody has a whole bunch of drugs, they always put it behind a door that says 'Hey, don't do these drugs!'
    — Beej [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  15. #4685
    Dale specifically requested that we all kill ourselves at once.
    — Kathleen [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  16. #4684
    If you want lots of information, you should lick it.
    — Dale [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #4683
    I think your face is in a fluid.
    — Dale [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #4682
    The roots got the mushrooms and then made chompy faces.
    — Graham [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  19. #4681
    I'm not going to ask that question, because the answer is always "Yes"...
    — Beej [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #4680
    I don't wanna go into the quivering tunnel but I think that's our best bet.
    — Graham [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #4679
    Before we start your death saves, I still wanna see if I can drink your fluids.
    — Dale [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #4678
    I don't really wanna be the first one down the flesh tunnel.
    — Graham, as Snak [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #4677
    You don't like the word so I won't give you any words for that one. Because I'm a helper!
    — Dale, choosing not to describe something [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #4676
    I am an elf and I am in touch with the spirit of nature and the spirit of nature says we look delicious!
    — Kathleen, as Morra [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
  25. #4675
    Some people don't even get punched, if they're nice.
    — Paul [2018-02-12]
    Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe