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  1. #5583
    I did not know Ian knew how to magic!
    — Ben [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  2. #5582
    I flame-punched a mosquito!
    — Ian [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  3. #5581
    Take nothing but pictures...and ancient cursed treasure.
    — Graham [2018-12-12]
    Board Games on AFK
  4. #5580
    Fucking forsooth and shit.
    — Adam [2018-12-12]
    Amnesia: The Dark Descent on Let's NOPE
  5. #5579
    Classic TQ, making everybody thirsty.
    — Serge [2018-12-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  6. #5578
    No, don't punch my butt! My butt is not for punchin'.
    — James [2018-12-11]
    Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
  7. #5577
    I feel like I'm gonna have a really confused poop later.
    — Jacob [2018-12-11]
    Ashen on New Day Tewsday
  8. #5576
    Crab blew up.
    — MineCraft [2018-12-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  9. #5575
    I love my skin but it needs to be updated.
    — James [2018-12-11]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
  10. #5574
    That's how you can tell she's competent: she's not one of us.
    — Kathleen, about Heather [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  11. #5573
    Do any of you know...stuff...about stuff?
    — Dale [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  12. #5572
    I guess I'm only at legendary.
    — Dale [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  13. #5571
    I need to know if he's a magic fist man!
    — Bengineering [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  14. #5570
    If you like porridge, you'll love soup!
    — Bengineering, as Blaise [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  15. #5569
    I don't move fast but I'm warm.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  16. #5568
    You have an understanding with your sheep and they would never disappoint you.
    — Kathleen [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  17. #5567
    It would be criminal to throw away brocade.
    — Cameron [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  18. #5566
    For now, the sheep are my friends.
    — Serge [2018-12-10]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Dice Friends
  19. #5565
    Let's play the "Congratulations" theme song.
    — Heather [2018-12-09]
    Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum Session on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #5564
    The "eh" comes raging out of me sometimes.
    — Adam [2018-12-08]
    Dark Cloud 2 on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s
  21. #5563
    It turns out that all of the games that I like are games that people don't like.
    — Ian [2018-12-06]
    The Game Awards on Bonus Stream
  22. #5562
    From hell's heart bitch!
    — Leelee [2018-12-07]
    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on AFK
  23. #5561
    A cross between underwear and the Jesus Christ!
    — Beej [2018-12-05]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  24. #5560
    They're not misplays if we win.
    — James [2018-12-05]
    None on LRRMtG
  25. #5559
    It seems to be a weird and dangerous tradition.
    — Serge [2018-12-04]
    Minecraft on Mine O'Clock