Quotes – LRRbot

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#82

The last thing I need is more Magic cards.

— Graham [2015-04-03]
#81

I'm so sad. I really, really wanted that wall meat.

— Alex [2015-03-31]
#80

Hail Satan!

— Adam and James [2015-03-28]
#79

I think we just got one-shotted by jiggling dick man.

— Alex [2015-04-03]
#78

Chat has me confused and I don't like it.

— Adam [2015-03-28]
#77

Everybody knows that people who touch me light on fire.

— Adam [2015-03-28]
#76

It's not that I don't believe you, it's that I don't believe *in* you.

— Felix [2015-04-02]
#75

You guys are clearly too picky with the quotes.

— James [2015-04-02]
#74

There is nothing worse than an incomplete dick.

— James [2015-04-02]
#73

Oh my f*cking God! I just did that on purpose!

— Cameron [2015-04-01]
#72

The video game thinks I'm cool!

— Ian [2015-03-31]
#71

If you look into my mouth, it is horrifying!

— Felix [2015-04-03]
#70

I think I am the man to deliver on a relatively high amount of f*ckery.

— Cameron [2015-03-27]
#69

Remember when I said we would stop being bad at this game? I lied.

— Cameron [2015-03-27]
#68

No, my pizza!

— Adam [2015-03-28]
#67

James loves butt stuff.

— Julie [2015-03-25]
#66

Beej is kind of like a metaphor… in that he is largely a simile. No, I don't know what that means, either.

— Cameron [2015-03-25]
#65

Frankly, it's a miracle he gets through anything without taking off his shirt.

— Cameron, about Beej [2015-03-25]
#64

Please don't stick MLP things in my butt, even if they're designed to go there.

— Cameron [2015-03-25]
#63

I need more knives; I f*cking love knives.

— Alex [2015-03-22]
#62

I just bent a piece of rebar in my anus. That's how hard I clenched.

— Adam [2015-03-22]
#61

Fear turns into erections.

— Adam [2015-03-22]
#60

I can't find your sweet butt spot.

— Alex [2015-03-22]
#59

Can you romance the elk?

— Alex [2015-03-26]
#58

We don't operate on guilt, but on cold, hard cash.

— Cameron [2015-03-25]