Quotes – LRRbot

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#8761

"Who started this?" "Oh it doesn't matter anymore, I'm keeping going."

— Jacob and Kathleen [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8760

I'm eight buffalo deep and sinking by the moment.

— Kathleen [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8759

I've got some time between 3:15 and 3:30 for a little chaos energy.

— Kathleen [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8758

Time is numbers and numbers aren't real.

— Carrie [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8757

I was wrong about always being wrong.

— Paul [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8756

Unfortunately, you need poop to upgrade your crap.

— Cori [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8755

Please don't hack our washlet.

— Paul [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8754

Somehow, they stay alive.

— Cori, of giraffes [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8753

Only *we* honk.

— Cori [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8752

Not fursonas. Not again.

— Cori [2023-11-12]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8751

We have a PO Box: Please don't.

— Graham [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8750

Get me pictures of Sandy Loam!

— Andrew [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8749

I'm not going to ask you to take that again because I don't want you to.

— Jordan [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8748

What is a tradition if it doesn't hurt you in some way?

— Andy [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8747

I like to break stuff.

— Ian [2023-11-11]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8746

Bone Zone is a state of mind.

— Graham [2023-11-10]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8745

Oh it's a reprint of that card.....from set.

— Graham [2023-11-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Crossing the Streams
#8744

We're just here to be weird. We're weird little guys.

— Bengineering [2023-11-08]
Board Games on Crossing the Streams
#8743

This might have been a tremendously bad idea.

— James [2023-11-07]
Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
#8742

But what if I bought a golden monkey?

— Wheeler [2023-11-05]
Hearthstone on Is This Your Card?
#8741

Let's long rest in this acid cave. That seems safe.

— Heather [2023-11-04]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Play it Forward
#8740

Just say "no" to everything he says!

— Serge, about Wheeler, urgently [2023-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8739

I just like green beef.

— Ben [2023-11-03]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#8738

I refuse to acknowledge that I might be wrong.

— Serge [2023-10-31]
Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8737

Just assume I'm doing a good job.

— Serge [2023-10-31]
Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight