Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#4877

Release your hot dog juices and give me the old man

— Ben [2018-04-03]
The Adventure Pals on New Day Tewsday
#4876

Of all the Kathleen commercials ever done...that's one of them.

— Cori [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4875

Balance is overrated

— Dale [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4874

She's got nice cups.

— Ian, as Aten, about Lenta's...cups? [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4873

Trouble's my middle name! ...I wish it wasn't, it gets me into a lot of it.

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4872

I love a well-maintained log.

— Kathleen, as Daji [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4871

I wanna be the coolest guy in jail!

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4870

I play a squeezebox, I'm not a magical wizard!

— Ben [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4869

The goat was thoroughly scaped.

— Cameron [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4868

I'm a creature needing constant validation.

— Cameron [2018-04-02]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4867

I think I accidentally a bomb.

— Ian [2018-04-01]
Crypt of the NecroDancer on Rhythm Cafe
#4866

Dark Souls is an infinite runner, right?

— Heather [2018-04-01]
Dark Souls on Rhythm Cafe
#4865

Follow me to the dolly!

— Beej [2018-03-30]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4864

I once cut my friend's forehead because we were swordfighting with hockey sticks. I won.

— Cameron [2018-03-29]
Night in the Woods on Talking Simulator
#4863

I tended to Beej once. I still have the bite marks.

— James [2018-03-29]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4862

Of course it looks like a penis, it's a tower, with a capped top.

— James [2018-03-28]
Minecraft on Mine O'Clock
#4861

They're not people, they're bandits.

— Adam [2018-03-27]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4860

Minecraft: God's perfect game.

— Adam [2018-03-27]
Horizon Zero Dawn on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4859

'So this is the one where you build stuff, right?' 'You build friendships.'

— Adam and El_Funko, of PUBG [2018-03-27]
Unknown Player's Poor Schmuck Slayer on One More
#4858

I'm not on team sacrificial lamb here!

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4857

It's like Shakespeare: it's always the people on stage that don't have lines that you have to watch out for.

— Cameron [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4856

I'll do anything for anyone (provided they deserve my respect).

— Ben, as Rigen [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4855

'I've got the dagger. It's in my pants.' 'That's a good place for it.'

— Ben and Ian [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4854

Can I punch the lock open?

— Ben [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4853

I put the dagger into my pants...

— Ben [2018-03-26]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends