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#4793

Most of my jokes are only for me anyway, let's be honest.

— Ian [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4792

Solving the world's problems with music is pretty good.

— Ben [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4791

Grab onto my chest like a Totoro! I'll tell you space facts!

— Ian [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4790

I was too busy being satisfied!

— Ben [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4788

Space fact: You can hear people scream in space but you just don't care!

— Ian [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4787

Let's all fail together!

— Heather [2018-03-14]
Super Beat Sports on IDDQDerp
#4786

Sometimes I'll just recruit guys, then strip all their gear off

— Alex [2018-03-14]
Hunt: Showdown on IDDQDerp
#4785

I've got dynamite. That's LIKE a flashlight.

— Alex [2018-03-14]
None on Unknown
#4784

now we're killing Beej in two ways

— James [2018-03-14]
Minecraft (modded) on Unknown
#4783

I want this to look more tooth-like.

— Adam [2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4782

How bootylicious can we make this?

— Adam [2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4781

We have to get rid of his eyes, because teeth don't have eyes.

— Adam [2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4780

His teeth are champions. He is not.

— Adam [2018-03-13]
WWE 2K18 on Adam's Gamehaüs
#4779

He starts to cast a spell when all of a sudden...the session ends.

— Dale [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4778

It has 10 legs and I'm afraid it has 10 attacks.

— Paul [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4777

My job is to sit here and say yes to things.

— Dale [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4776

Don't smack that! It's sentient.

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4775

Sometimes I lie...

— Dale [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4774

Are these your coins? Well I don't see your face on them!

— Paul [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4773

I was knocked prone...to death.

— Beej [2018-03-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4772

You know, when we were in jail? Very few demons attacked us.

— Paul [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4771

I'm just gonna Steve.

— Kathleen [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4770

I've seen the other side and it was just my mom being like 'You're in a lot of trouble and you're grounded for the next 20 years.

— Kathleen [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4769

If I take you out, I'm not going to be afraid of you anymore.

— Dale [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends
#4768

I don't want you to die...but I kinda want to see that happen.

— Graham, as Snak, to Bontan [2018-03-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Dice Friends