Quotes – LRRbot

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#4692

Sometimes you win, sometimes you get killed by titylicker69.

— El_Funko [2018-02-13]
None on One More
#4691

Yes, the weasel is a noble animal!

— Cameron [2018-02-16]
Doki Doki Literature Club! on Now Kiss!
#4690

Stop having...things.

— Graham [2018-02-15]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4689

Don't touch gutter-puck.

— Kathleen [2018-02-14]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#4688

It's okay dear, I didn't marry you for your Crokinole skills.

— Heather, to Beej [2018-02-14]
Board Games on Let's NOPE
#4687

Old man dick. Old man dick. OLD MAN DICK!

— Ben and Alex [2018-02-14]
Remothered: Tormented Fathers on Let's NOPE
#4686

When somebody has a whole bunch of drugs, they always put it behind a door that says 'Hey, don't do these drugs!'

— Beej [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4685

Dale specifically requested that we all kill ourselves at once.

— Kathleen [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4684

If you want lots of information, you should lick it.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4683

I think your face is in a fluid.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4682

The roots got the mushrooms and then made chompy faces.

— Graham [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4681

I'm not going to ask that question, because the answer is always "Yes"...

— Beej [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4680

I don't wanna go into the quivering tunnel but I think that's our best bet.

— Graham [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4679

Before we start your death saves, I still wanna see if I can drink your fluids.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4678

I don't really wanna be the first one down the flesh tunnel.

— Graham, as Snak [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4677

You don't like the word so I won't give you any words for that one. Because I'm a helper!

— Dale, choosing not to describe something [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4676

I am an elf and I am in touch with the spirit of nature and the spirit of nature says we look delicious!

— Kathleen, as Morra [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4675

Some people don't even get punched, if they're nice.

— Paul [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4674

Even without Dale making things up, there are carnivorous trees on Chult.

— Dale [2018-02-12]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4673

Made from the bones of skins and the trees of beasts

— Beej [2018-02-13]
Dungeons & Dragons on Rhythm Cafe
#4672

Let's let the computer make all of our decisions!

— Heather [2018-02-11]
Donkey Konga 3: Tabe-houdai! Haru Mogitate 50 Kyoku on Rhythm Cafe
#4671

We have to experience the Donkey's Groove!

— Ian [2018-02-11]
Donkey Konga 3: Tabe-houdai! Haru Mogitate 50 Kyoku on Rhythm Cafe
#4670

Never let your relationships become externally combustible, that'll blow up in your face.

— Ian [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
#4669

Kids are disturbing.

— Beej [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown
#4668

We're very dirty.

— Ian [2018-02-10]
Creative on Unknown