Quotes – LRRbot

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#4440

Explaining the joke improves the joke.

— Graham [2017-10-13]
None on Unknown
#4439

Give me back my caramel cheese.

— Graham [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4438

From hell's orchard I stab at thee.

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4437

I bit into it, and it hissed at me.

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4436

This is a 3 AM cinnamon bun

— Beej [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4435

Ian fed me a mouse

— Cameron [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4434

Go get in the sea, you all need a bath.

— Alex [2017-10-28]
Creative on Unknown
#4433

"Hey, person, premise!" and they're like "Response?" and then we're like "Joke!"

— Cameron [2017-10-27]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4432

There are no bad cards.

— Beej [2017-10-27]
None on LRRMtG
#4431

I'm not putting a bat up your butthole.

— Alex, to Paul [2017-10-27]
Creative on 18 Games & Counting
#4430

I'm the one you pan to when you don't wanna see a man with his shirt off.

— Beej [2017-10-27]
Creative on 18 Games & Counting
#4429

Jaaaames! We need your body!

— Alex [2017-10-27]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#4428

Carl Sagan, tell me more about punching people.

— Ben [2017-10-24]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#4427

I just punched a dog in the face, and I've never been happier.

— Cameron [2017-10-24]
Destiny 2 on New Day Tewsday
#4426

Alex is one of my favourites, he's a good boy.

— James [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4425

Why can't I just hit a button and I win?

— James [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4424

I need your eyes. I need 'em.

— James [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4423

Pillow-head will win this game on the back of his skill, charm, & wit.

— James [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4422

The more leaks he plugs the more our love increases!

— Kathleen [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4421

Kathleen is going to go touch a horse.

— Graham [2017-10-26]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#4420

What is therapy if not lock picking the mind?

— Paul [2017-10-25]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
#4419

Maybe we'll never go insane.

— Paul [2017-10-25]
Board Games Live on Let's NOPE
#4418

Maybe fish doesn't sausage.

— Ben [2017-10-18]
None on Matters of Import
#4417

Try to get hard while looking directly into the uncanny valley

— Ian [2017-10-23]
Yakuza Kiwami on Matters of Import
#4416

I don't want to blow all of Majima in one go.

— Ian [2017-10-23]
Yakuza Kiwami on Matters of Import