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  1. #4060
    I've successfully fixed a thing!
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #4059
    I imagine you leave foreceps inside patients all the time in surgeries
    — Cameron [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #4058
    I'm amazing! I'm humble!
    — Ian [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #4057
    When doctors deliver babies, they don't get to keep them
    — Beej [2017-02-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #4056
    You don't really need a VPN, just make sure you have nothing of value in your life that can be stolen whatsoever
    — Ian [2017-02-26]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #4055
    I don't like things with eyes in places where they shouldn't have eyes.
    — Paul [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  7. #4054
    I like being a bumpkin!
    — James [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  8. #4053
    If killing 500 people is wrong, I don't want to be right.
    — Paul [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  9. #4048
    Never take responsibility for your mistakes
    — Adam [2017-02-25]
    Nioh on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s
  10. #4047
    What the dongs?
    — Ben [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  11. #4046
    I have two guys and a bag of soot, let's do this!
    — Paul [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  12. #4045
    We just have so much influence and I really want a crossbow!
    — Ben [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  13. #4044
    As he's leaving, I give him a butt pat
    — Ben [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  14. #4043
    I'm conspicuous in all districts!
    — Beej [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  15. #4042
    We're basically faking the bust's death
    — Graham [2017-02-24]
    Dusk City Outlaws on AFK
  16. #4041
    Oil and Maple Syrup, basically the same thing.
    — Paul [2017-02-23]
    Berserk and the Band of the Hawk on 18 Games & Counting
  17. #4040
    The skeleton warrior halberded us so hard, we caught fire
    — Alex [2017-02-22]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  18. #4039
    You can't just say "go left" to every problem and then take credit if you're right
    — Graham, to chat [2017-02-22]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  19. #4038
    Ooo! It's like her head's a 3rd boob!
    — Alex [2017-02-22]
    Games + Demos on Watch and Play
  20. #4037
    We're young and angry and we got rat babies to feed
    — Cori [2017-02-21]
    Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
  21. #4036
    'You might die here.' 'That would be fine.'
    — Cori and Kathleen [2017-02-21]
    Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
  22. #4035
    I will kill everything. I have to.
    — Cori [2017-02-21]
    Night in the Woods on New Day Tewsday
  23. #4034
    I'm so bloody I'm on fire!
    — Ian [2017-02-20]
    Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
  24. #4033
    Better go after her fast. But first, some karaoke!
    — Ian [2017-02-20]
    Yakuza 4 on Matters of Import
  25. #4032
    The snowboarding will continue until performance improves
    — Ian [2017-02-19]
    Incredible Crisis on Rhythm Cafe