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#3982

Aww, the knob came off the end of my pointer

— Paul [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3981

Being an adult is anything you want it to be, as it turns out

— Alex [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3980

I want my panty biscuit!

— Graham [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3979

The panties were inside you all along

— Graham [2017-02-10]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3978

Fuck, I'm stuck in a dick

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3977

Don't worry guys, we can make lube out here!

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3976

Humans need to breathe. It's an unfortunate side effect of the human condition

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3975

I make a career out of doing really stupid voices and making dick jokes

— Ben [2017-02-09]
Subnautica on Bonus Stream
#3974

Take the panties off, Paul

— James [2017-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3973

Don't ever do what I do

— James [2017-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3972

I now and forever claim the title 'happy troll who makes people happy'

— Lord_Hosk [2017-02-09]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#3971

We don't normally make underwear on stream

— James [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3970

Leave my poor panties alone

— James [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3969

Don't ruin my seams!

— James [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3968

Droopage was a concern in the butt area

— Kate [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3967

They're not bad, just be careful of the staples

— James, handing Kate hand-made underwear [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3966

My time is incredibly valuable, my panty-making time doubly so

— Paul [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3965

Tfw you're going into work and know that stapled panties await you.

— Kate [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3964

Who knew that you should take off your shoes before you put on your underwear!

— James [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3963

A fabric stapler I think could be a real thing

— Paul [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3962

It's weird that they didn't put the "staple things together" step in the instructions

— Paul, making underwear [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3961

If you can think of a better way to make underwear, I'd love to hear it

— James, using a stapler instead of a sewing machine [2017-02-09]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3960

In the butt is just worth more.

— Cori [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3959

I still think it's worth the practise. Is that worth a bunch of points?

— Serge [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream
#3958

We're out of tight plays.

— Graham [2017-02-08]
Desync on Bonus Stream