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#3299

Don't mail us kibbles.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3298

I'm stinky now! Why am I stinky?!

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Bad Day L.A. on Watch and Play
#3297

Why are you blooding?

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Bad Day L.A. on Watch and Play
#3296

I am dead and still alive somehow.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
The God's Chain on Watch and Play
#3295

The iron-sight is at your groin.

— Graham [2016-08-24]
The God's Chain on Watch and Play
#3294

Let's go groin people to death.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play
#3293

Don't mess with an elf who's not wearing pants.

— Graham [2016-08-24]
An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play
#3292

Smoke a bowl of thumbtacks.

— Graham [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3291

Penelope, are you a cardiac people?

— Graham [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3290

I got a blue! I got blue ball. This game is definitely giving me blue ball, because the other fell off.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3289

I wouldn't even burn this.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3288

Foam doesn't get tired. Foam just lies there. What does it have to get tired about?

— Paul [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3287

Beej claims to be a sexpert.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3286

If you can't tell at home, Beej is indeed a chungus.

— Paul [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3284

These strippers will be fine.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3283

He doesn't like skin.

— Ian, referring to Cameron [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3282

I will try to breathe less.

— Heather [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3281

Turn Beej into the perfect human.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3280

Hey Ian... Your weeb is showing.

— Heather [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3279

Chat's always worth it.

— Heather [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3278

It's like there's a tiny person inside, and you keep poking them to make them sing for a bit.

— Paul [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3277

I feel this bit of pain in my chest, and I think that's where my heart's supposed to be?

— Kate [2016-08-21]
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#3276

I literally can't math and Ouendan at the same time.

— Heather [2016-08-21]
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#3275

I don't care about ice-skating girls! I care about cats!

— Kate [2016-08-21]
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#3274

This is like... archetypal smut.

— Cameron [2016-08-20]
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