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#3248

I broke my lrrEFF Beej!

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3247

I am going to come in handy for myself.

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3246

Please don't turn into a were-shit...

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3245

I'm a shit-dog...

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3244

That's an ass! That's a land ass!

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3243

Why is the red mushroom sleeping?

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3242

Wow, that guy got really angry that I took his toilet brick. I bet he worked really hard on it...

— Alex [2016-08-17]
We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
#3241

*cries* I have no self-control...

— Alex [2016-08-17]
We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
#3240

I want a shrubbery hat.

— Alex [2016-08-17]
We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
#3239

You don't need to be so lrrEFF ing hostile! I'm just being sick on your doorstep!

— Alex [2016-08-17]
We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
#3238

Permadeath? Do I WANT that?

— Alex [2016-08-17]
We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
#3237

You are full humped.

— Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3236

I can only stay up there for so long.

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3235

Touch everything.

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3234

Some sort of butt plasma...

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3233

Games like this are why I only drink pure grain alcohol.

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3232

Massive amounts of ejaculate is manly.

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3231

I've never been so happy to cover people in...

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3230

Nothing more comes out...

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3229

Now I can get two guys in there.

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3228

Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!

— Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3227

I'm glad there's two of us playing this... No I'm not! I'm not happy about that at all!

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3226

We're now in woman territory...

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3225

Now that I'm a government employee, I want them to question why they hired me as a government employee.

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3224

Easy mode is so good!

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import