Quotes – LRRbot

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#3870

Please don't subject me to Eat Da Poo Poo

— Molly Lewis, to Ian [2017-01-15]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#3869

I fear dilly bar

— Ian [2017-01-15]
Elite Beat Agents on Rhythm Cafe
#3868

We ate no cake, which is unfortunate

— Ian [2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
#3867

This is a garbage game for garbage children

— Molly Lewis, of Clapper [2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
#3866

What I like about this game is that it takes an already awkward game and makes it even worse

— Ian, of Clapper [2017-01-15]
Clapper on Rhythm Cafe
#3865

Well I guess we're living together because we certainly can't go home now

— Ian, to Beej [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3864

I actually don't know anything about ugly children because my child is perfect and beautiful

— Kathleen [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3863

That's how I've always felt about Tingle. I get it, man, you're into fairies. You do you.

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3862

His whole outfit speaks of his Tingle-ness

— Kathleen, of Tingle [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3861

It's basically a boobsock for his ears.

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3860

How expired is expired?

— Beej [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3859

That's like apple ass!

— Beej [2017-01-14]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3858

Choke him with a brick!

— Adam [2017-01-14]
The Last of Us on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3857

Of all the streams on this network, I thought Tinker Tailor would be the one where you lose a finger, but this is fine

— Molly Lewis, of Crokinole [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3856

I like the part where I make simple math mistakes in front of hundreds of people.

— Graham [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3855

We're on a... crokin-roll.

— Ian [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3854

Be gentle with those rough balls

— Beej [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3853

Unbone this zone!

— Ian [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3852

Cori taught me how to hate.

— Graham [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3850

Just have a second beer, then it stops hurting.

— Cameron [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3849

Graham, I'm going to put your phone in your butt.

— Molly [2017-01-13]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3848

Not you, senpai hasn't noticed you yet

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-12]
L.A. Noire on Talking Simulator
#3847

The lasers went through the cops!

— Ben [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3846

I contain multitudes...of bullets

— Ian [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3845

Don't bring a laser to a car fight!

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams