Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3793
Why does teen Obama have such a big beard?
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Graham
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3792
Open door with fire. The normal way. The traditional way.
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Cori
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3791
Are you supposed to hit the crack with that?
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Cori
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3790
I don't need my eyes...
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Graham
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3789
Never trust Chat... not even with your eyes...
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Cori
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3788
Now you're full of gems again.
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Cori,
to Graham
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3787
You know, I haven't tried punching myself...
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Graham
[2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
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#3786
When you two wake up, you better build me a torch!
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Graham
[2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
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#3785
I'm about to have SO MUCH WOOD.
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Graham
[2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
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#3784
I want that chest.
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mtvcdm
[2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
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#3782
I think if you put it in your mouth, it's food
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Ian
[2016-12-25]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
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#3781
Hooray! Arson!
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Adam
[2016-12-24]
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3780
EAT SHIT, BARON SAMEDI!
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Cameron
[2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
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#3779
One of you has super-lame fears.
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Cameron,
to Graham, Beej, and Ian
[2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
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#3778
How are you so bad at everything you do?
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Cameron,
to Ian
[2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
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#3776
Roll a 6 IN YOUR BODY!
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Graham,
to Beej
[2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
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#3775
Yo Baron, I'm uncomfortable but I can dig it!
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Graham
[2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
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#3774
Where is the *** end of these keys?
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Graham
[2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
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#3773
Sure Baron, I am obliged to dig it
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Graham
[2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
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#3772
I don't even mind him calling me 'Dirtbag.' It's the inflection!
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Graham
[2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
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#3771
I'm looking for a 10-inch pianist!
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Alex
[2016-12-22]
Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
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#3770
I have my lines through this course plotted out pretty precisely. You go straight forward you hit the first gate, and then directly up Matt's ass.
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MrPhlip
[2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
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#3769
I dropped my pants.
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Graham
[2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
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#3768
James never gon' give it to ya.
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Ian
[2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
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#3767
I don't have pants that work.
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Graham
[2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
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